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I prefer m agi personally. there's something so feverish about a lot of his dialogue that really tickles me
EN THE GOD EMPEROR'S NAAAAAMEUUUHH
Nah. I need to imagine my tiny loose cannon biting a crushers leg like she’s a beaver
Bonus the fact I am very much a loot gremlin.
I like Fem Agi because the Male LC confirms she's 100% putting it on and swears like a sailor in private
Tbh neither agi gets picked enough
yeah the ult voicelines go pretty hard tbh, especially fotf. I SMITE THEE
Male Agi, afaik, really is just Like That
yes i got this interaction yesterday, i adore it
I like that Loose Cannons “i guess i owe you money i suppose” line gets repeated so much that i just imagine she’s broke as fuck at all times
QUAIL, HERETIC!!
but i mostly mean the other dialogues in conversations and such, or just random callouts. "an apothecary!! if any of you are weak enough to require it!!! not me though
"
I like my girls tall so... heh.
@gloomy void hai Dib
Hi
honestly the ults are my favorite over all of them, they're either gorgeously cheesy one liners or genuinely intimidating
my favorite is I AM (or was it bring?) REDEMPTION
too busy slamming people
I am BEGGING Fatshark to add numbers to the height slider, or literally any frame of reference
I do too. That’s another reason i made Athena small. She also likes tall women 
Am I 5 foot tall? 6 foot tall? Who fuckin knows!
I wish I had space for another vet cuz I love Mprof
so uh, new classes don’t get new cosmetics?
zealot has a gimmick where they have unique killspree voicelines for certain weapon types
First time?
fanatic can get unique lines for lots of flamer kills, judge with thammer kills (but gl getting that to trigger) and agitator with all the chain weapons
One is taller than Swagger by a head and the other is about the same size. So whatever a head is to you in inches
blud can suddenly blurt out REND! TEAR! AHHAHAHA! in the middle of combat because of it
i knew i loved agi, chain weapons
absolute khornate shenanigans
Why is this zealot specific
XD It works out anyway.
idk. they're just the only class where this was done
I also need to know for comissioning art purposes 
i dont think it makes a lot of sense for any of the others, that kind of blurting only comes from complete on edge insanity
The world may never know
the rest are trying to focus and not die
I AM SLAUGHTER INCARNATE is another agi chain weapon voiceline that goes hard af
I treat the height slider as 5 foot to 6’2 in my head. That is not at all accurate btw it’s just my head canon heights for my Vet and Arbites so this is my baseline now
I had a fun head cannon of a splinter group for the Enclave (fallout)
Almost all of my characters are just under max height for easier headshots tbh
zealot will either never fall to chaos or it's happening by lunch
Wot about them
I do height off what makes sense to me. Darci my fem maul is tall as can be because i imagine Maul is a unit
Just FS things.
Same, my M Maul is a massive chud
Nah I got bardin ptsd, if I have to look up and jump to headshot something I ain't having it
My Ogyrn is as tall as can be because i like to imagine him as a not so friendly one
Heavy personality works so well for a more evil ogyrn. Dude threatens to rip people in half if they underperform
Which he very much can do
he is a former cartel member right?
that's why there were ganger cosmetics in the commodores for ogryn at hive scum release
Technically everyone got Ganger/Hive Populace cosmetics
All classes besides arbites have ganger like cosmetics. Hive Ganger is a past background option for most of the classes
A 3 man party of x-01 power armored “Enclave Knights” (dawning black robes and carrying a makeshift power armor sized two handed sword that is dragging from their waste on a brahmin hide sheath. Sword is 6ft long. Almost never wears helmet but carried it with them and has a makeshift sallet like mouth guard with black open face balaclava and hood from black robes)
oh i see
But yeah he's meant to let the big boys in on the fun of being a scummer
I like the leapord print pants and bandana with the starter grey tank on vet. Very stay friendly fresh out of the factory
I'm simply glad we have Mr. Bentinck back
WDYM, barring all the trinkets that say cop, I mistake my Arby and Ganger half the time.
From behind.
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Mostly if I go AFK on my lone wulf build.
@outer chasm
anyway it's bedtime
Can you smell it? It's in the air
Havoc
havoc smells like piss pus and blood
?
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Very well
I don’t get it
Charred corpse, rotten blood and a hint of chaos
the plasma reload voicelines are kinda funny
I HATE THIS FUCKING THING
Where's my swarm of nurglings boss fatshark
Aim high kid.
I never hear em tbh
Not a plasma person
all the vets have a funny one
Has a nice errant knight feel to it, and the x01 hooded look is a cool visual, im like into something similar recently
idk much about fallout tho i havent played it in a long time
Haven't used a plasma in years
Plas rifle doesn't count as Las for the free crit ammo, right?
Correct
Im a stabbing kind of guy
Plasma is plasma, las is las
I thought so but had to be sure bc videogames

LOOK AT THE CADIAN GATE OF YOU LOT
he has some great lines
Heavy is wonderful so far tbh
theres an interaction where one of the personalities (cant remember who) is confused on what the heck is he saying
The basis of how they devolved into knights is that they were children in a religious zealot sealed off bunker of BoS and got their way out and joined up with the enclave
because of his rhyming 
I imagine it's another ogryn
nah I know its not an ogryn
I didn't switch to heavy because of how attached i am to my specific bodyguard ogryn
but it's nice to hear him in the wild
Do you guys know if Overwatch penance still counts if I replace a bot in QP?
Slavic?
i think it needs to be from start to finish
and the splinter cell tidbit?
“Don’t be such a comissars hat”
Internal politics and constant battles with the NCR and raiders and Legion outcasts ripped the remaining members of the enclave garrison into a civil war
Friendly? Strong? Loved by many?
The actual soldiers of that garrison shot the officers and looked to the “knights”
aye

his attentiveness to listen in on people talking to learn new words to use to sound smart is so endearing to me
you going to pitch in or just watch??
I wonder if people still do body positivity campaigns
Hail spirit machine, essence divine
In your code and circuitry the stars align
Got it all fleshed out huh, I only started jotting down my own headcanons when I got into TC 
I literally just came up with that
With enough time and interest in Warhammer its only a matter of time before they start thinking up their own Chapter/Regiment/Planet/Craftworld/etc

They do, but it changes nothing.
Ppl still mock you for being plump or ugly compared to models.
Being a, at best, 3/10 in a world where a 7-8/10 is min sucks.
It's crude to make fun of others for physical features that they have no control over
Encouraging overweightness has never been a thing I'd do, though. I wouldn't make any comment, but I wouldn't encourage them to maintain status-quo neither
You know how relatively plasma gunners are viciously powerful
And they had to make them light up just to stop them slaughtering players?
didn't they already glow
I don't think it's fair that they don't have plasma gun malfunctions
Then they'd just explode killing things around them
Like every now and a again one of them should explode or catch fire and fall down
Isn't their sound cue still off
hm
Tbh if I see a plasma gunner I rush to murder it out of fear
Like when fire was broken and killed you semi instantly
They do exist to be like the one carapace ranged enemy besides reaper
If you saw a flamer you put it down
I hardly think about them that much
Well they are just ranged maulers
I do kill them instantly though yeah
Metal helmet
carapace helmet
ye
They should have a small change of random fuckery though
Is it really a plasma gun if there isn't a 1 in 20 chance it fucks you?
I'll take my perfectly reliable plasma gun with a side of low caliber bolter please
People still do to stroke their egos. Why do you think circus of 'curiosities' exist?
I dont really care what people look like. I value people's treatment of me and achievements even in a hobby sense as more important
because of the big curioisity industry
I... don't think those are very popular
thats the point. they want you to think like that
Have yet to see even one of those so far ever since i was a kid
This is the internet talking.
Everybody ugly and everybody likes each other that way
Also the scale is a bit off isn't it?
How do most people get the Poxbreaker title?
You kill
1,000,000 heretic slain
you no life the game
And kill
I'm like 690 hours into Darktide
Isn't it 500k now
That's rookie numbers
and I'm still not particularly close
The real answer is
320k kills
You start on beta week
Is it? Dunno
And kill heretics for years
I did, I have the helmet to prove it
My man
but you're still beta of the week B)
1 millie
I was in closed beta
no helmet
Complain to Hank
I have the rare Moebian 21st set
You got to play with the forbidden ui
I complained to Fatshark themselves
I'm not even at Poxbreaker 4/5 yet
They used to be. Ripley's believe it or not was still huge when I was a child.
It's still 1million apparently
the answer i got?
"Beta helmet is for paid beta participants only"
That's for the frame.
I feel like people who got the title years ago must farm it somehow
If not
I think you have to finish
Ah
Oh right
Get some fellows together or load a mission that's about to go off the board so you only have bots
Yea I think im at 700k myself
Naw, look at some women online... yeah. Standards would put me at a 2-3 compared.
Drop your ass in a damnation as whatever your preferred equivalent of a heavy sword lawnmower zealot is
And just murder the "okay you're taking to long get moving" hordes it sends at you if you stay in one spot
Keyword there ONLINE.
online is not reality. Everybody using filters and nobody looks as good as irl.
Nonsense. Youre a perfectly perfect hooman
More I need to play with less lag so I don't get my kills stolen.
Do the heretics at the end of smelterplex ever stop flooding off that little ledge?
Eventually
Go into melee with a nade and weapon, 0 weapon specialist stacks.
You could run that mission get to the end, crack a beer with the boys and do some pure slaughter to bump your numbers
Open game, pick flame psyker, hold down left button, profit
Wouldn't say so for some.
Naw.
I tried. It goes for about 60 seconds and then dies out
You farm mercantile instead.
Just watch out for boomers.
Tag the other one
Yes 
No debate
Just keep one battery out of the hole
casting logistatum..
Nope.
And then if things go south shove it in and run for it
I'll have to try this
You will not change my mind 
Personally, i identify as handsome, so others opinion of me is invalid 
No, is hold rmb then lmb.
because its your playtime investment achievement xd
Whats that one mod that lets you check the armory from the character screen?
700 hours is getting toward unnatural playtime XD
People will ask questions
its relatively low
Finally updating my mods taht have been off since Scum
I'm 52% done at 1.2k hours...
I'm like less than 20k away from that 
is the mk2b boltgun just better than the mk3? i cannot see a single upside aside from single shot.
Price of constant 300+ ping.
At 1407 hours
Think im at about 200k, 400 hours in
1000+ hours is for Total War or Paradox games 👀
I prefer to hide my autism in other areas
8k+ DOTA2.
15k hours in bad rats
1k is nothing lul at that point.
I'm close to 4000 in Crusader Kings 3 XD
as a single player game
Btw, it doesn't include DOTA hours, bots or otherwise.
My 3 highest played games are
PSO2
Fallout 76
Skyrim

Pso2 and 76 are both around 7k
Skyrim is... a lot more across every account ive played it on
7k hours D2
5k hours DCUO
2k hours Warframe
Unemployment
Pretty sure it's WC3, NWN (Bioware and off steam as CD), DOTA2, Darktide.
I had trouble finding steady work for a long time. I couldn't afford to do anything but play videogames
Im so unemployed at the school I work at 
I treat gaming as a full time job and my full time job as a game

And I had a lot of time.
I put in 16 hr days on dcuo
I used to have this overnight job
Where it was really busy for 2 hours than nothing happens for 4 and then it was really busy
That job
Padded my hours on a few games
There was a period when i did fuck all and play video game most of the day as well, but i couldn't bring myself to sit in it for more than 4 hours
Also, almost 2.5k/4k of my CK3 hours were in 2020 after a bad breakup and during Covid lockdown
I was deep in a factorio addiction when I had that
I wasn't smoking naked on my balcony
I was deep in video games
living like a recluse
I'm not saying addiction as comedic overkill either
What about smoking naked on the balcony with a controller playing video games
With your joystick?
In this economy?
I did it during Covid lol
Look, when you game as a distraction from depression and pain.
You don't want to know
It wasnt that I was filling time
The perfect distraction, until the carpal tunnel and other issues XD
So much as I can't play a bit of factorio
what stats should i be going for dueling sword?
Not carpal or such yet. My back hurts more, but it hurts waking up anyway.
It gets me in the "I'll just do these last few things" neurons
Dump cleave damage, uncanny.
I once started playing Factorio right before the exams seasons, was not a good idea
Right?
When I was getting paid to play it for hours a day it was fine
But when I have life stuff to do I stay the fuck away from that shit
Just like I don't play league aram much
Because I can't play "a few matches"
Oh I'll just play a few
And then the sun is going down
If you want real hell play swiftplay
You mean, the sun is rising?
I refuse
I make a day for league once in a great while
The fact arenas back really really really scares me
Aram mayhem has kept me off it but
Zyras playground
Maelstrom rn
But
Way back when arena was just temporary
bursters are too bugged to have this fucking modifier active
I allegedly ate some mushrooms I allegedly taught myself to grow
Just lost my Auric Storm streak XD
No ass? :c
And played arena full damage q Gwen for like 6 hours
Try... I need pox gas missions. Entire 6 hours of only dogs and lights out.
And it was an experience
unfortuneato
I gave up after.
A good experience
League is one of the only things on earth you will be better at completely under the influence
I make a pojnt of being really friendly in league at all times
Like in chat and such
But gameplaywise those mushrooms made me get really mean really fast
"I said GG 5 times"
It doesn't matter how polite you are bouncing around with a high mobility character that could at the time do like
Is just budget techies. Buy sentries.
46% max health tire damage
In an AOe that also heals
They nerfed that rightly and i.was a bastard
But that day was the most fun I think I ever had in league
I think im the only person ive seen play Cam jungle in a year
Is ekko still in the jungle?
Ive seen it now and again
I remember that being nasty
Viego took over recently
I actually saw a lux jungle the other week and they somehow carried a lobby
Is top Diana still viable
I miss brawler diana
Itd piss me off because she's so slow and would just walk out of a bush and kill people 
Diana used to dominate top lane around season 4 lol
The only champs I can't play are rammus and alstair
Had like 3 guys ganking me to secure a kill
Diana is still popular
I can pilot anything else decently
But not those two for some reason
I'm just mad that assassin Diana is so much more efficient than attack speed stick to you and beat the shit out of you diana
Im trying to like poppy jungle but its so reliant on the laner pushing with you and I seem to have the curse of my teammates running away every fight
Like sure
Moon nuke is funny
And cool
But old tanky Diana with a shitload of spellvamp was great
Being a menace to society is much more fun than 1 hit kill tbh
I enjoy chasing people across the map
Mfw wild rift is better
Late game.gwen can fuckign brawl
Leona support shenanigans
Leona is pee pee poo poo :c
Leoni scare me
Stun locking someone permanently:
I too enjoy chasing people across the map to slap them on the ass with a stun lock and retreat to tower
Excusi
Leona slander????
I let them get me low, wait for them to dive, and stun in turret until they die
I mean she's a great support, no doubt. But i want kills
Its hilarious
I have a friend from. Highschool
is this league? i remember when leona released. hot then, hopefully still hot now
She otps leona
NOOOOOOO I accidentally matched into Auric Karnak twins
She scares me
Mfw ap leona in aram goes nuts
Infinite stun locking is equally if not more valuable
Blitzcrank:
Just like i.try to avoid playing teemo
Low key. Hybrid tank/ap was really fun with on hit affects
Because teemo brings out the worst in me
Teemo is only good for his R
"Lets do a quarter of someone's health and make it spamable"
no reason for new players to have bell skip ig
Tankmo
Hey man listen
Teemo and Draven annoy the shit out of me
./shrug
That magic pen Gwen thing could do some 80% max in one basic ability combo
Who's Gwen? New champ?
Why does Rinda have a skull ON her sword
Older now
because shes evil
Yeah i reckon there's like 30+ new champ since season 4 by now
I'm so old I remember when yasuo was unironically cool
Theres 171 champs in league now
Ive somehow bullied him on miss fortune almost every game 
Oooh that new adc
Poggers, Arcane season 3 when
fuck
I can't play her very well
Which feels bad because she is pure mechanics more or less
me too, is that to say that he isnt anymore? he was voiced by liam obrien and he is still cool
i replied to the wrong guy
cringe
Heh
I used to play Evelyn when she was really really underpowered
i meant to reply to yasuo
So when they kept buffing her
And buffing her
And buffing her
For a solid year or two I was just like yeeeeeeesss
Let them suffer
Yes but the skull is like ON the cutting part of the blade and above the hand-guard
so she's literally losing cutting edge
I dont see her much which is odd considering how easy she is
to have a skull
Just recently they brought old aatrox back sorta
Rinda why
last moba i played was deadlock
shes evil not inteligent
it reminds me of paladins for some reason
can it be Mobility or is it needed for the weapon?
This is why she has failed Wolfer for the last time
Man
twin mentioned
I hope wolfers fight is cool
Leona has 3 forms as the game goes
Absolute tank
Cardboard warrior
Or wet napkin
I like Bel Veth but she needs more skins
also most vertical moba i played
Every few seasons someone cooks up "my q cd is less than my q stun leona"
Thats every champ when every laner feeds
And when someone figures it out, you know
My favourite support was Ashe :D
I had this classic
Cleave damage does nothing for mk 4/IV.
'i auto filled support but I wanna be adc so fuck.you" game
After I already locked jhin
So I said fuck it
Cooldown ap jhin
Yeah but like
Consistently
She goes through every one, but she dont scale like a lot of them bc. End game is a shitty seesaw
I go full AD on Ashe as support, i don't farm minions though
I K.S champs 
Her end game is entirely about securing a stun on priority champs
Truth
If you can eat the damage that stun can make the difference entirely
I'm.sad more people don't play Renata glasc
If a Draven is going 30/1 that kill will allow a push
Sounds like lil sis, mid Ashe.
Idk, AP Ashe doesn't click for me
Only thing that annoys me about ashe is her spread arrow range
Way back forever ago when I had main to lane disease
That's your #1 KS tool
When you arent able to tank, you have to become the flying elbow and hope your sacrifice netted the kill bc
Randoms suck possum dick bones
Is this why they gave Drow a spread shot?
I was one of those assholes who legitimately played ad malzahar
Idk, its just really hard to escape until mid game
"go my little fuckers I staggered summon stacks on, rip his balls off"
hm
HELLO PEOPLE
They scaled with hp.too
HELLO RAY
Drow does basically little damage with it till items lul.
WHAT IS THIS CONVO ABOUT
Yea that ability on ashe is more for the slow
LEAGUE OF LEGENDS
League of Lesbians.
You're too young to know, nw
HELLO ZICKE
I might play Neeko more
He doesn't get it
I got a kill as a healing fruit the other day
IDK, all I know is DOTA2.
I hope they do the animation in noxus next
I play galio tho
Instead of code switching to flying elbow
I AM the flying elbow
I saw a neeko.last.time.i.was playing that just
Deadmans plate fo dayyyyys
Ran ass on the entire game
I think it was like
26,000 more damage than the runner up
A good neeko player is genuinely horrifying
It was the scariest shit
Oh boy I sure like modding Darktide I sure hope i dont crash whenever I pick up any ammo whatsoever
The humble bugs section on every mod page:
update ur mods you goon
“Lets play a game, funni poppet or horrifying nightmare?”
Wild rift didnt have shaco when i played
…but ive seen clips
I did!
Barmy
So Steven Universe
Ya see I thought it was NumericUI
It was not.
I'll never forget
I like to invade jungles, cosplay as a buff then obliterate the jungle
So now we have difficulties
Eh, bimbo
@nocturne bloom stop playing league thnx
No
That's gemstones though?
I say “yes boss”, “no boss”, “of course boss”, “it’ll get done boss” and what do they call me?!
A GOONER
I was when kha zix got stealth and speed boost from every bush
Crackpot
So every time I saw someone on the map it was go time
Oh shit, the number of League player in chat is increasing
ff15
Friend of mine preferred mlbb
He played the demon ghost ninja
Hanzo. Cant get more cliche than… oh its the soul caliber sword nvm it can
Degens, all of YA
ff
I play DOTA2, what does 8k+ hours on it say?
And proud
Aut*sm
You know how to call someone a slur in Russian
Too bad, I had it before that.
everybody who played CS knows how to call someone a slur in Russian 😏
You mean in too many languages?
I always played cc characters
Which happened to be tank
But. I didnt tank. I cdr
Unless horse. Then i tank a lil so i can scream NEIGH THEE is i do drive bys
I be freaky
Freaks increase
I talk about LoL
LoL players show up
When you're out in public
I'm not reinstalling the thing
yummi support ff15
Statistically there is a league player within sprinting touching distance
Yuumi shouldn't work as well as she does
Yuumi supp, toeboard player activity
They brought old aatrox back
Revive and all
And it somehow fucking works EVERY time
@jaunty path
yea?
@jaunty path
I wonder how public the knowledge is of the league champ that did this
2 accounts, one insta lock yuumi, toeboard under desk
that cat was the shit, then riot nerfed her to the ground
I need to shoot that bitch vayne again
Jhin still snowballs 90% of games

It was against one of THOSE vaynes
"no matter how fuck it is I'm gonna go in and outplay and win"
Jhin crits
Thats like. His only real build unless you are doing weird ap things
Crit builds can only snowball
League of legends containment breach
"so what if jhimbo raw one shots me with an auto, I'll just- you have been slain
this is a league discord now
What’s everyone’s rank
No
Just play Draven walking simulator bro
League only exists in our minds
The moment it is reality, the more miserable everyone becomes
I was so close to getting that fuckig. Orianna skin
DON'T YOU STARE AT ME KARIEN, TFT IS A REAL GAME
And I got a trying of the most cowardly weak spined ff gooners and I was soooo mad
That's just MOBAs and PvP games.
Hey man

You can say a lot about TFT players
But I can't because my spin off of choice was pvp LOR
So who fucking wins that one
That's like saying DOTA Underlords is a real game.
I need more people to play MH wilds ;;;
Same, gift me
WTF
Last MH I played was on the DS
UR EMPLOYED.
Next class is persona user from persona 3
If you buy me it, I'll play till you quit it first while I solo fatalis like in worlds just to snark at the ppl who ditched me.
So am I 
I beat the hard mode of the angel semen dragon and just, moved on
Empl*yed
Does it change the fact that you need people to play with you
Please censor slurs
I had a guilty gear aba cosplay but
My money is reserved for bad decisions and iced coffee only
Apparently buying me the game is a bad decision so get to work
Not everyone has the budget. Ask me in 10 years... Maybe it'll be $20 for complete then.
Its pretty expensive fr even for being half off but im having too much fun
The only thing that got my interest in MH is the cats
Ill even log into your account and gift my account it for you 
You get a cute bird dragon
thing
horse
Bird dragon horse
Yeah fr
...Chocobo?
KINDA
Im sorry what?
I almost read this as Bad you-know
Thats one bad dragon!
Chocobo is Final Fantasy
MH has chocobo clone that’s more lizard
Seikrat
Im not fucking crazy lichh
And if it's that expensive... do you think ppl can literally drop... let me check... $90 on it?
Just took a glance, isn't as sexy as Chocobo
whats wrong with bird dragon horse
90 is peanuts
EWJAT
Sounds like “bad dragon horse”
Oh.
Its capcom
They are masters of copying their own homework and making it different
Final fantasy, Monster Hunter, Dragons Dogma.
Egg?
Katien
@somber stream But my bird is awesome h
Egg indeed Kari. Egg indeed
Capcom do not make final fantasy
Ray’s showing lihh her bad dragon collection
i bought dlc for it
Mods !?!?
WHATR
crapcom
For you. That's groceries for the month and I'm still eating instant noodles 3/4th of said month.
Woah I wanna see
Water?
Do you
Right. Square enix
Still they tend to shake hands often
!!!!1
Totally
I heard.
Ray showing the bad dragon collection to lamia
Hi karien
Cool. Didn't know she was into it.
I know of bad dragon through a furry
What ever happened to that guy in this server that saying he fucked a ghost?
By the gods bad dragon knowledge in the darktide discord?
How lewd
I really wish i didn't
Did that ever resolve into anything?
You learnded meany things in darktide cjhat

Not really, I used to know furries, so Bad Dragon is old news to me.
Not tjhat

Hello fat man
You mean Ray and Lamia has Bad Dragon stuff?
Karien
Oh my god no
I love you my friend but sometimes i think you are a tad slow
Lamia def
Lamia has a collection
Fs
Sol is stupid arc?
Lamias arent dragons
Karien is an innocent caulyflower
More like angry asian
To be fair, i kinda figured with the dragon furry pfp
Snake
EXCUSE ME
Not dragon
Half of the time the way she responds to me im not sure if its a death threat or if she has no patience for my ass
IM RIGHT HERE
Shhh
Lamia is a different type of degenerate
Ray is a liar
Yall dont need to see the 26 foot long body pillow shut up
Trust me
I usually am, so its nothing new
I was there

Well now i do
Not innocent. Just half asleep from two mugs of tea.
Angy, depressed, eepy Asian.
Where tf are you … nvm i dont need an answer
You just want ppl dealing with your degen arse.

Dont you solid snake that shit
My dms, I saw it all
It was huge
Huge if true
Dms leaked everyone run
Big if factual
Yuge
Hugenuke
Interpol is giving fbi global permission
Noones safe
I said what I said, you degenerate mutt.
You told me last night you want it from behind.
I now regret bringing it up 💀
What thebfuck???

Uh

Now hold on

Everyone blame mal
Beat em up
When did i say this?
Is your last name "Mysterio"?
The bad dragon?
Ray Mysterio JR
Do I need to look it up?
eah
Is that a reference, cause no, and also I don't get it
Is that the uh talk we had about if i was shanked where would i want to be shanked?
He was a luchador
Youngling
Uh oh
Basically
Youngling mention
Ahh
Anakin skywalker
mechanical breathing intensifies

Anakin Skywanker
3 more months
He was a wrestler
But he is now a Taco
Get the footnotes
What DO YOU THINK?
Never played the dlcs
I got it last year
Didnt play that much
Just enough
Bl3 was just a boss rush sim for me
Baldur's Ladder 3?
And you still dont know what i was thinking?
Bl3 is quite literally just
Borderlands shoot loot lite
Chat can we move on from ass fucking and talk about important shit.
Like why am I still sad
It sucks man
You clearly wanted it from behind.
Need a hug?
It was “i would want to be stabbed on the ass where there is the most fat and no vital organs”
Erm actually
Lamia
What is happening
Bl4? Chefs kiss
A diamond forced out of the coal mines bl3 left as a legacy
Because life sucks if you aren't in the top 10%.
I would break my spine and die instantly
Its pandemonium here in the ring tonight, Folks
Bl4 kinda falls off hard end game though, pretty decent story though
Deep. Maybe try rally?
DiRT Rally 2.0 is on sale rn….
By god! By god! With god as my witness he is broken in half!
Are the weapons in Brunts armory always the same thing? or can i get variations of the weapon
variations are marks, you can change that willingily, brunts armour is about farming stats on the weapon you want to use
I should have probably cursed, that definitely would have get a response from you cunts
Hi rat
😮 so i can swap any infantry lasgun to the Kantrel MG XII?
You want patpats? Patpats.
Biggest complaint i hear is “battle pass/ live service”
What ive seen so far is pretty hands of so idfk what people are crying about
And. Borderlands end game players seem to have concussed themselves doing it bc. Literally anyone else will tell you
Bloat = bad
And health bloat has been in the franchise since 2
I'm flattered but i'm afraid that's impossible
It has no battle pass
Think ill just go and do something else
It has the vault cards from bl3
No
Maxine
Vault cards are permanent mini events you can earn rewards from
The seasonal vault card
Idk what the live service complaint is about yet
Me n duo havent really let fields yet, we are shiny chasing
Ive gotten every rare legendary drop

For some reason the balista took me an entire day
Ngl. A lotta drops are trash
Just
Orange guns
Nothing special
Even by borderlands gun standards
One gun is literally just a glock with no effects iirc
What
Really its just a skin you get from the drop
Egg
does arby dog coherency count for buffs past 4?
You genuinely will get a groll version of the gun before the phosphate skin drops
Phosphane?
The P skin
Huh
What
I havent played since they nerfed the knife strat though
So I need to remake my builds
Do you talk to your cats
Yes 
Same 
I have a snowshoe, they act more like dogs
And genuinely seem sentient in a human way
snowshoe looks like reverse Siamese
If the arby takes that aura and the skill has no cap or higher than 4 cap.
I go "nyang" at mine every now and then
Snowshoes love messing around with water and following people they like around
When im home mine follows me 24/7
Tempted to burn my face off ngl
Same! Or at least mine was supposed to
Hes sleeping on my leg as we speak
Oh no
He also does this thing where he'll lick my arm for like an hour
Way ahead of you
thanks chief. big wet smoochies on your love handles
Mine like to bite my toes
I SAW THAT LICHT.
Nothing to be seen here kari
Sure. Your German blood is showing.
Yay
Do psykers go to hell when they die
'German blood'
i hope so. everyone else is in hell when psykers live
Is one of those words when it's okay for others to use, but the moment a German do it. All hell break loose 💀
I dont think im going to heaven
please chill out.
He will only bite my finger tips which HURTS
He does it on purpose
meanwhile here in south east asia we have people who larp as nazis 😭
Guh?
If i dont pet him when he licks my arm he bites my finger tips
ur being too hard on urself
Happens in amerikkka too
Im not even religious
like brother you aint even white youre ASIAN you are not goonna be welcome in the neo nazi backyard
Ppl like the outfits still even.
The drip is insane, gotta give it to them
Ok but the Pickelhaube is crazy drip
I know.
Imagine ramming someone with the top of your head with those
Nah nah nah you got it all wrong
The 80s-2000s USAF M81 woodland and experimental urban woodland and T-Block is peak uniform
PASGT helmets without nvg goggles is peaky
And and and my favorite rifle was still in service at the time
The stahlhelm was a concept that was due to become regardless of who make it
Funniest story was the Jerry can and how the US attempted to copy the thing
But somehow miss all the important bits that made the thing so viable
I dont think people realize how much stuff we use today were things copied from the germans
Dual carry 
Logistics
Its protection and later design derivatives was going to become a thing regardless due to the protection it provided and how later derivatives better improved the neck and ear protection
china invented germany
One game of Auric Maelstrom, go down to bursters several times and absolutely fail to help team
next game, carry the entire team
We have to remember that the american M1 helmet was a stone age helmet compared to the PASGT and later ACH helmets
Why is life like this
My family loves talking about “oh I’m 100 Serb theres nothing else” or “oh I’m 100 Bosniak” but all the sudden when i say “im a pure blooded advanced German!” Apparently IM THE ODD ONE? Tch the nerve
im 100% hanwha eagles
Doesnt change the fact they did it first and the world gobbled it up
Germans should be proud of their ordentlichkeit
The whole basis of the stahlhelm was going to be a thing regardless
If only they made better transmissions
Its a no brainer to design a helmet that boasted better ear and neck protection while also being designed to protect from shrapnel (that didnt work so much but oh well)
Visit Frankfurt and back to me about this
No brainer:
Didn't think of it first
I've taken a train through Frankfurt en route to Flensburg
Gotta lay in the bed to know it has flea
And actually the germans used gorgets for neck protection. The side of the helm protected the 2 vital points on the sides
The Gourget was mostly used by military police, Feldgendarmerie
the brodie helmet is pretty iconic
That’s like telling a French nationalist to take a stroll through Marseille for they will come out a completely different person afterwards
More of a identification, has no actual protection purpose
Afaik it stopped being used for war after ww1
It was used in World war 2 as well
But im not German and am just going off what I remember
Very limited, however
I miss my old torty
She had a slow start rumbling purr
Throaty. Not nasaly like most other cats
Yea thats why I meant mostly ww1
Machine gunners were typically almost always issued it if im remembering right
They had a pretty solid doctrine of juicing up whoever used an MG
Mfw the soviets carried planes on their planes
machinegun heavy af
worst weapon
Much bullet long time
This is also easily explainable. The germans invented the stahlhelm as a response to shrapnel casualties (was also based on medieval designs) that were caused because of improper helmets. As for the american m1 was also for improved protection but a distinct want to move away from British design.
bullet also heavty
Both serve the exact same purpose with different design languages
Idk man people still use civil war era crank guns 
One created out of a love for medieval headgear and another from trying to be different
bad choice
Is why multiple people brought the supplies
Make a setup, go to work
Support weapons are the backbone of modern infantry too
If we didnt have them we'd be done
we'd be done against who
what classifies as maniac enemies?
the dog the mutant and the
Those dual wielding heretics and the mutant count as one if i recall correctly
the gangsta
Among the few things you should take from battlefield seriously is how abysmally fast you die
Setting up an mg spot and hosing a direction is way more effective than youd expect
You can slightly dmg enemies in the grinder and it sorta shows if you wanna check there
Ragers




