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There are aimbots for DT though. Seen it before.
MY BIRTHDAY IS TMR!!!
GRAHHHH
Gay
So far the only person I've played with that I know was an aimbot
=3
I know there is but I just wanted them to elaborate on who
Happy birthday!
GRASSYASS!!!
De nada
Happens. Ppl always want to be the best to stroke their egos.
More often on Asian servers though.
:]
Not being racist or anything but it's mostly the Russian and the chinese
Sounds about right
If they're speaking russian and not english, good chances they're cheating
call me an asshole
It fits the Chinese stereotype though. Do ANYTHING to win and be number 1.
Hi asshole
but if im running elite and gunner killing executioner vetran
and we have 2 zealots and an ogryn
I feel like I should be secure enough from melee dudes to actaully shoot some volleys with my fucking gun
you know
this is why I stopped running ES on Vet
Don't play with randoms or if you do, use your mic
I FUCKING love darktide
why dont randoms protect peoples backs?
cuz they're being lol random
are they #####?
I ALWAYS watch my fellow rejects' backs
And proceed to have to deal with possibly weird or sexist male gamers?
i NEVER let people go on their own, we split into twos
screw the whole teamwork and ''im gonna rely on you guys to maximixe my niche'' thing
I use that one ability that Ogryn has that lures enemies
I play a selfish build but i make it not selfish with my actions
how the fuck are there any non elite enemies in choherency range with 2 zealots and an ogryn
š
that arent dead or currently being murdered?
I shouldnt HAVE to hope for teamwork
anything in club swinging range of that setup should be mulch
Because.
anything else is honestly a failure of zealogryning imo
The worst is when you're handling yourself fine but your team proceeds to mag dump your small group of enemies you fight
I ALWAYS find different targets to kill if they are occupied
Is normal in any game with other players. You play gacha game, but the gacha is the players/teammates quality.
maximize effienciency
Hough
why would you load into the game as a zealot if you dont intend to kill everything you can reach?
enter desperado hives'cum
As a desperado myself, theres always a shooter behind every box
17 anti elite and gunner executioner vollies in a row
Rates are 55% common, 20% uncommon, 15% rare, 9% SR, 1% UR.
because I had to keep whipping out the power falcion and doing the melee clearing
while in coherency
with 2 zealots and an ogryn
Trash, below avg, okay/decent, good, will solo carry you.
Sounds like you've got a bad case of bad lobbies
I usually dont play builds where I have to assume I
''have teammates''
but I like to think I COULD
Try communicating or making pre made lobbies 
you'd be surprised what support builds can do for those not so great people
they become gods in their own right
fuck it.
hopemaxx full crit zealot support
I started writing lamenting poems about it between fights
No diff if lfg at times. Still a gamble just slightly more communications.
again I shouldnt have to communicate
what is a heretic doing alive near 2 zealots?
Well I know you do that
I dont understand
I play vox aquila on my arby cus
- I do not need either of the other abilities to know I can win the match
- if my team sucks, that whole radius will keep them on their feet when I'm not looking at then
helping out your team, with your build, is indirect but can help them a lil
you dont worry about a slug being alive in a salt mine filled with white phosporus
Trust me, in pubs it's gambly. And trying to solo clutch on a support build is A LOT harder.
I dont expect a melee heretic alive near 2 zealots
I just met a level 30 Ogryn in malice who thinks all you need is wound curios
Because to him high wounds = no downs
refusal to use medicae
unfortunately due to how the enemy AI works, you can't expect to play full ranged during a big horde
No, I play with reliable ppl from Psyker mains. They actually hard carry good.
I've been enjoying making builds that deal with stuff that cant be dealt with very quickly in auric, and it makes it all the more fun
Try me
Exactly, pre made lobbies
You dont go into pubs with high expectations
Sounds like skill issue if you do 
im complaining about this from 1k hoursish of pubs
Holy guacamole
Yes, but LFG premades are just pubs with extra steps for maybe more communication.
THATS why im mad
my standards are like
99cent gas station beer of teamwork
and yet
@fiery wave
alas
Depends on who you make it with
I go in expecting to have to clutch damns and below imo.
That doesent sound very healthy
Be ready to clutch every game 
high int heresy is a nice relaxing singleplayer game
chasm logistratum on high intensity shock troops with a pub quickplay group might quite possibly be the worst experience ever
got it out of my system
In Baross, no diff. The battery escort lul.
Any battery escort lul.
I go into matches doing the most fun thing possible, and lock in if my fun is being challenged by the rotters
then their suffering becomes the fun
the keep the infini sprint if they grab one
Unless you god at ganger.
carapace:
crowbar
Cos teammates and boomers are...
CARAPACE
Traumatic.
rending
crowbar is so fun
it was uhh, the ammo stockpile one i think
5 overheads
genuinely awful
everything kills a crusher eventually if you simply dont get hit
unfortnately I'm approaching your location
firm handshake then
dude if there's 5 crusher overheads coming at me my ass is not gonna be patient. FOTF one shot go
I know. Just saying ALL battery escorts are like that.
yeah theyre miserable
and it was nothing but gunners and crushers
truly a great time
yeah but that's the only part of baross that's hard at all
pub battery carry tech has gone down over time
Always be smart about resource management as desperado scum
are really easily entertained
your rockets are never infinite, and monstrosities dont need it unless accompanied by the entire 6th ogryn force
I have had games go forever cos nobody either protects the one carrying or nobody is carrying it.
Yeah I've had it stall for minutes at a time, people the top does not need to be cleared
Cos the one trying to carry needs to keep fighting a path.
somehow the poxbursters managed to explode very far away from me so i couldnt push them away
so fun
looks like all of you need a reliable teammate flex
Boomers are broken as kark rn.
don't do it, this guy's just going to unload TMGs into a crusher for 20 minutes
Just be prepared to die
Their names are first name Ducky, last name Bananas
It's just solo or actual solo (with 3 bots).
I like taking my time with a sweet crowbar

as if opening a can of your favorite chili
what happened to ranged only man
YOU CAN DO RANGED ONLY
Don't WASTE your RESOURCES
be SMART\
always end up with one player that rushes ahead and tries to speedrun (he dies alone), one that is 50 miles behind everyone else completely lost and unable to follow the group, and one guy who dies because he refuses to use melee on his "omg hurdur lasgun go pew pew for da emprah" build
I didn't pick hive scum to be smart
Only on ganger or hellbore vet.
No, ill find more 
Says you
The one behind might be flanked cos everyone is rushing.

So they slow down even more.
mark miss wife i
Pickpocket on ganger, what management?
that counts as resource management
I think ive only ever failed to keep up with the speedrunner once
I got the rocket achievement on one maelstrom
how come the toy wearing panties somehow makes it more disturbing than if it didnāt?
shit is SILLY
idk how but he was straight up not aggroing anything in the main path
as hive scum
idk what he was doing
gaming

Hmm
silly is always
if I am to throw my own two cents on how I play this game, I've spent way, way too much time practicing and honing my gsmeplay to complain about teammates. as far as I'm concerned, I'm the frontline, if someone keeps up with me, good, if someone does not, I won't offer much help past the bare minimum.
last thing I wanna do when I play darktide is babysit someone
They have lower threat on sprint.
how often does the store change?
hmm
usually thursdays(?) but they're on vacation
once every 2 weeks on Thursdays
i play maelstrom
there is no mercy

just expect no cosmetics for arbys and scum ever, then you can't be disappointed
But then it becomes strange when BOTH are fun for someone
like me
but we won't get anything " new " until after 4 weeks from now
I'm trying the Falchion/plasma combo
so true
not really strange. to each their own
It's hella fun
most of the time so far when im playing darktide... id rather be playing v2
yeh
i pick up a teammate, fun
@fiery wave
i kill a single poxwalker, fun
I avoid maelstroms with barrels, anything else goes
i die to literal avernus level threats from the AI director, fun
what about when triple champion spawn + burgle?
Still fun
tis gud
I play vet for falchion specifically, nowadays
The only non fun is... Pox. Gas.
punishment for simply exploring a map
is unforgivable
mark, wife miss I
Rebreather.
Im not a SWAT member you turd
ARBY
FOR THE LEX
i take STIMMS
you can run corruption curios but yeah its annoying
and eat CHEAP carnival FOOD
Then stimm supply.
My guns are too loud to let the stimms talk
I'm larping as a WW1 french Krieg with the Lucius Mk.IV, deleting specials very fast but fold at the mere sight of a captain
or just take the corruption cleanse stimm talent
With no stimms so you can grab all the med stimms.
Look, I'm shade blind. Gas literally turns the screen only green and ui for me.
That must be difficult
i'll admit that pox gas is the worst when ya play as an ex vet
Everything else is trusting the wonky and sus sounds.
Catch a breath helps, you just cannot get touched in melee.
litterally blocks LOS on highlighted targets if memory serves me correctly
How do people survive 3 captains and 2 monstrosity spawn in H40 anyway?
Kiting and skill
Assess most dangerous threats
Why actually blind. Lights out, I can spam ping as last resort. Vent purge lets you ping still.
wait, what is shade blind
Cspawn, rinda, specials
Okay so you kite the captains, to buy time for others to kill the monstrosities, right?
Colour blind, but you just can't tell apart shades.
So they lag behind
Surprisingly good positioning during massive assaults can make or break it when it comes to dying
Interesting, map knowledge and advanced evasive maneuvres will be required
Yes
I can see colours, just not colours between gradients that isn't a stark difference.
@stark bobcat sir thank you for the earlier suggestion
ah, so kinda just like you have the base pallet instead of the spectrum
To a degree. I can see things like dark green from light green.
But filters usually kark me over.
I'd very much like to see how you handle such scenario solo
you should do art, if you dont already, itd look cool to see something from your perspective
@somber stream
Darktide sex update when?
by dying
today

kayex silicone throat mold soon
That's just flat colouring stuff... or if I don't use dropper, you will see 7 different browns used but they all look the same to me.
Dude
What a thumbnail
Thanks
ye <:
Vet with Krak and shout and focus target. 30% free damage and a hard hitting grenade. Shout works well for the team defense. Have someone who can handle agro. Have someone like a psyker to manage the horde while you mow them down
what's your attack pattern on taxe? light 1 light 2 then special then repeat?
how about an intro
"Hello everybody my name is markiplier"
Someone asked me to pick colours for an art once... they asked me why the leather armour had so many different browns so haphazardly used.
IS THAT THE BITE OF 67!
When I need stamina I mix lights into my horde clear
Or when I'm in a situation that I shouldn't be using block
RESOURCE MANAGEMENT 
no special attack usage? i think i see some mixed in here when you're fighting the captain but i could be mistaken
Special can be stagger
aaah
Not much else
i find all art beautiful
plus since color theory wouldnt really work as much for you, itd be interesting
that makes sense
I use it to stop mutants
Kark do I know, I just wear black and tan(?).
I AM THE KING, OF FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDIES š£ļø
i wear purple and black
1 hour and 20 minutes for a H40 solo session
Constant action and situation awareness
as in no friends?
I had a 2 hour long zealot H40 solo last night
I'd need a whole pack of redbull to last that long
As in, solo
It was a dumb mistake
rip
dont you need 2 people minimum? is what i meant
Mod
ah
Mod allow you to go in solo
Though he seems to use the bare minimum here, i respect that
Well, whatever 3/4 pants and bermudas are coloured.
I don't use much mods
Imagine flooding your screen with 3 billion different UI
I remove most HUD elements
I liked that solo mod that just turned off your online connection
I appreciate the spite in it
Sadly still need Internet to log into the Morningstar to start the game
So can't play darktide offline
Hey. Krieg outfit is in shop right now. Grab it while its hot
"Ew, human"
i dont even know what a bermudas is
sounds like that triangle 
im of the
''solo mode now'' refuses to be scrapped off the boot of darktide persuasion

It's a loose fitting pants that is usually knee or below knee length.
There should be a clown chaos demon
Like cargo pants?
like sweat pants, i should prob googleš¤£
Those lack pockets.
does VT2 require an online connection now?
Less than 5 is heresy.
mine have em
they added this new title screen a year or so ago that says it connects to a server now or something
Yes, less than 5 though.
Jeans enjoyer?
A nice pair of the stuff I wear is 5-7 pockets.
Skirts and aprons
dont let the goverment tell you you cant wear a bandolire of pockets everywhere
Too tight. Uncomfortable.
baggy jeans exist
imagine an entire outfit made entirely of pockets
Filipino?
idc usually, ive slept in about every thing
If you pay me a few thousands USD, I will wear a skirt.
I'm Australian
rice, salt, and 12 round fruits
Get ogryn and tell him to kite 2 monster and 2 Captain 
Actually a very good suggestion
Not as much for women, and asian sizes are tiny.
I love dresses and skirts that aren't super short
Until a trapper came along
just remember to take off the belt if you sleep with jeans.... i made that mistake once once
that shit hurtd
getting myself a kilt
belt off, bra off, plug out
Not really a problem
Do Aussies wear kilt?
in my experience, Asian sizes are tiny af and Euro sizes are surprisingly really big length-wise.
im stealing a kilt
Gotta get bagpipes to go with
scottish appropriation
no, we wear short shorts a lot tho
is it okay to just be naked in Australia?
does it count as Naked if youāre wearing socks?
ah we don't do sandals, we wear thongs
Uhm?
Flip flops for the americans
Oh, Aussie thing
pretty much as long as you have something covering your junk
you can be shirtless in public if you're a dude, if you're a woman you at least need a bikini
couldn't tell if someone was wearing one, unless ya know
kinda like in "meet the: spy", it could be me it could be you
OPPRESSION!
Free the titty!
a lot dudes also walk around barefoot and most stores don't care, restaurants might tho
I hate them. Not my taste.
Oh it means flip flop in Aussie slang btw
you don't understand, aussies would not be getting anything done if that was a thing lmao
Not the inner wear type
dudes walk into my store barefoot alot
Overalls?
we're barely productive as is
and I spend most of their entire visit bitching them out under my breath
yea back home it's not uncommon to see dudes barefoot and shirtless
"oh yeah we drag our rancid pastey meth cracked feet through the floor scum because we're classy I guess
casual wear of my hometown
huu hurrr look at me, im a generic template 3 soggy white dude
although in the summer that stops because the concrete gets way too hot lmao
4 of me will come in tonight and ill only be here once''
also its been so long since ive talked to an auzzie about slang, i left a lot of my friend on xbox and went to pc
I like wearing shoes because I don't wanna step in god knows what
Aussie Ozzbourne
Isn't that over your normal clothes?
Yes
Is more to prevent your clothes from paint splashes than 'fashion'.
overalls can be cute tho
It can be for fashion, some have the pant legs cut so they can be like shorts
if it fits I sits
it talks i walks
it crocs OH SHIT CROCODILE
More reason to not wear them then.
Wasnāt there a trend recently for girls to wear overalls with one strap unfastened for some reason?
it like, came and went really fuckin fast.
Pray it croaks instead.
Around 2005s
Book girl fashion
Ironic itās called that because I think it looks kind of dumb š
did you think it was a bit silly overall?
looking like the hillbilly from rdr2
Yeah
I like overalls bc of steampunk, scratches that itch quite well 
what if it giggles and groans and evil hiss
IDK, mind sees turtlenecks instead and long pants for the librarian look.
and a band of demons
Overall is quite popular in Japan
RUN.
made a sound something like this
Especially with the bikers, i think they're extinct now
quickplay has put me in high intensity shock trooper gauntlet castrum logistratum six times in a row
wtf is going on
bikies still exist back home even though they're outlawed in my state lmao
No luck.
If they ban motorcycles I can only imagine the gun laws
I get the need for speed and the wind on your face, but do they really have to wear the same outfit?
Im sprinting like a WoW Cod zombie if that actually happens
motorcycles are legal
being in a biker gang, as in a criminal one, is not
Ohh
you can still be in a motorcycle club
Mixed it up, sorry
all good lol
the gun laws on the other hand are like, you basically need to be a farmer or a competitive/hobbyist shooter
and get a gun license
Just drop everything and run.
Hunting?
has anyone been experiencing in-game lag in the last 30 minutes?
I had code 2014 and 3013 yesterday for a while, these are the norm
Forgot about those, are they tasty?
yeah they're good, nice lean meat
goes hunting for Bin Chickens
ah in the states you need to have driven for like 3 years at min to get a motorcycles license anyways
its 2 actually wait
multiple people in my lobbies are sliding around and not able to pull weapons out every few minutes
I cannot imagine them tasting good lmao
14 yr old alcoholics in EU 
definitely
Like not being able to hold down aiming button? Fuck me i did something stupid then
its got a mid eastern tinge to it, quite nice with gravy
just gonna drop everything and

Thinking about making a downscaled version of the Mourningstar as a Corvette in No Man's Sky
Ibis does? I'd never have guessed
yummers
I guess when you get down to it, ibis are just waterfowl
albeit Sydney ibis are waterfowl with heavy metal poisoning and are half microplastic by volume
Lag? Yeah. If I hip fire is cos unstable ping prevents me from adsing at all.
You rarely want to hipfire bistol.
Better than risking it.
If you want to actually test mouse, do it in psykhanium.
No ping lag to sketch it up.
Yeah itās the mouse, rip bozo
Gonna take 2 weeks to have it ship to Mainz, fix then back to me

Buy a cheap gaming mouse with 2 side buttons for those 2 weeks.
Too late, i ordered a Viper
Ive had the same chaep chinese honeycomb mouse forever and its been abused
Too light, nawt want.
I already think my g502hero is too light.
And most ppl will complain about the weight of it without weights.
wound curios are nice
Depends
Up to preference at that point then
I do understand the need for heavier stuff, make you feel things
Not for me. Lighter amplifies my motion sickness.
Cos it flies too fast.
Ok chat Im slowly getting bored of vet which class should i level up now
Vet
vet

Zealot. Or ogryn
Zealot
:true
Psyker
Not Vet, so melee vet.
have you tried veteran yet
Do you guys hipfire a lot with guns or is it dependant on the weapon type?
OG bolter? Magdump goes brrrr.
Bolt Pistol? Aim beforehand.
I'm really enjoying the autopistol.
Also I'm trying to get the overwatch penance but keep getting hit right at the end. Truly a skill issue.
Just use stealth w/ the double ability charge upgrade.
Being a coward is optional.
Would I not be putting more aggro on my team?
Yeah
zealot on vermintide 2 was my favorite class
Or shout spam.
But you want the penance right? 
I mean I could just do it in malice I'm sure they'll be fine.
Yes! There's some cool cosmetics locked behind it.
Malice is easily doable.
For the emperor i think it's called.
Is harder to do on damns and aurics.
i finally maxed out the braced auto gunš
i never have to use it again
getting all the masteries, just not a big fan of it
Or, you could go the forbidden route. (Just flat out die by hanging on a ledge too long at the start, and have your team just not revive you through the entire match.)
Grab a snack, watch the teamās gameplay, feel bad and ashamed for using such a cowardly tactic.
Up to you though. 
Those are the two main options to get On Overwatch.
I can't man I'd feel awful.
Especially with randoms.
Plenty of people did that way back in the day.
I'll just stay rearguard and pray.
Or ask someone to solo for you.
Not me though, because I have some self respect still. 
It sounds counter intuitive but a good melee build can work
Bring a stagger heavy melee like shovel or something goofy strong like PS
Or vermintide cata experience.
I think I'd get more joy out of doing it myself even with infiltration and cheese tactics.
I did mine in melee more or less
GF did it at lvl 3 vet.
Y'alls answers disgust me
Voc shovel and plasma back when I sucked at this game
Shovel vet, cos kark inf las.
vermintide was so peak
I taxied her lvl 3 into malice from memory.
I think I'm gonna try to 100% zealot penances.
She asked for it.
Oh thats nothing
Level 3 in malice is basically intended now
BECOME A THAMMERMAXXER MISSUS! ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US!
She had less than 20 hours.
quite a few of them require me to use stun nade
Still fine
In DT. Lul.
I never really touched stun grenade
Theres no significant jump between uprising or even sedition and malice
Thing is, on overwatch with starting loadout.
The shocking stuff one isnāt too bad.
And no real lvls.
I know relic blade can do a well enough jump for killing 40 stunned enemies in 10 seconds?
Just use flamer
That one's easiest to do with the flamer
Thats an option
The best one
Iāll be real with you pal. I just waited until the end of that one mission where you replace the forge complexās cooling rods.
I ran a doublebarrel shotgun with manstopper and whatever the other crit chance blessing was.
Threw 2 stuns at the accumulated enemy wave, used the 2-shot special two or three times, and called it a day.
Its easiest on one of the carnival maps
You gotta get 4 stunned kills on average every second, so more than roughly 2 kills every swing
The one that starts with the breaches
Or you do it on a lights out mission
Find one of those clumps of poxwalkers
Mercentile
I can def do that
The biggest hurdle is having 40 enemies in one place to begin with
ITS MY BDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
Mercantile, but the waves do... shrink at some point.
merry bird day
You're doing it in private anyway
grog?...like the yogurt effect!?
Do you guys think the voice of command rez is worth it in higher diffs?
Yes
are people like
like graug from shaow of mordor, what orks drink
grog like the cold ones drank
yuh
Thank you. The increased cooldown had me on the fence but an instant rez sounds very good.
gog
but actually cool and not shit 'v' /j
Oh wait I misread that
No
Actually not really
What is this bait you've laid for me
The cooldown and the radius reduction heavily kill its normal usefulness
I just had my hopes up
voc res is not at all worth it lmao
yes, its one skill point, with a bit more delay

Do not take the rez, just gold toughness.
atleast thats what my vet says
The best part about VoC is you can revive safely without the res node
Ohh from the stagger?
The stagger and golden is enough on its own
Yeah stagger seems really busted ngl.
If its not then just take revive speed curio perks
Not as good as the golden toughness
Voice already clears the area and makes it reasonably safe to revive people
you can rez, your entire team. like gold is better but rez it still very viable
And the increased cooldown + smaller radius kind of hurts
It will be busted until they attach the 45s cooldown to tbe golden toughness
Or remove the golden toughness all together in favor of TDR
Which is the way better option
I think that's a good idea. It feels like there's no downside to the extra toughness.
man I love Psyker
bolt magnet^
Because there isn't
I've only just gotten down to the keystones and they all seem pretty mediocre apart from the right one.
Because they are
Will I be fine without investing in one?
Yeah
Kinda
The blue boosters are literally better lol
I would recommend you take weapon spec if nothing else
The effects of all of them are subtle
Weapon spec is an extremely good 1 point investment
Is that the one where it boosts dmg?
Someone say weapon spec
Right side
Mainly boosts attack speed when you alternate between melee and ranged
Yeah that was the only one I thought looked half worth it.
Why do you think I take it on any semiauto or single shot build?
The one where melee gives your gun 100% crit and your gun gives your melee 15% attack speed and dodge buffs
Oh and the crits
Some of the regular blues are just crazy though.
Weapon spec is honestly superior compared to the spotting or the getting headshots keystone
Weapon spec also requires no pathing basically
Spotting feels pretty tedious.
Because you're taking all of bottom left anyway
Or just use an auto spotter mod
If ya that lazy
Do not
Console.
Those are annoying
Ahhh I take back my previous statement
They also waste stacks
Keep ya pants on bro the man is on console
This is a pants free zone.
Yāall ever run into the river wizard ?
I set him on fire cuz I was bored
TIL "mostly melee" maelstrom means theres more snipers and gunners than melee drones
What just like the start of ep 6 or was it 7 on dispatch
kelts are allowed right, got bad news for hun if not
Are we referring to Robert in his undies?
Yes
I feel like Kelts would be in the grey area.
And yeah that happens mid episode 6.
The arc raiders server is so silly. Actual circus. A guy is talking about how he pays 300 a month for an ai programš
No it was at the start of ep 6 I think

Is he like
well
was he like generating ai stuff for money
House party happens after a shift. That's when he's in his underwear.
He says itās for work
Trust me chief, I've got 100% š«”
Ok I trust ya
a huh
Move over Blazer itās Robert i want
Robert, show us why you're a certified malewife.
Aaron Paul has a certain gruff to his voice that i find attractive. Thank you for coming to my ted talk
yall it took me forever to verify for your server is it a me problem or a server problem
Ah hahaha what cause of malevola 
pretty sure thatās everyone tbh
Yeah it was pretty gruff in BB and he was younger back then playing an expressive drug addict.
Ok chat I'm making a zealot now
Well chat there no helping this poor fool now
He a zealot or she
Name them HolyWaterEnjoyer
God
I like giving them actual names
Yo momma
x-x
Same

Sister Athens or sum
I mean I named my veteran azrael
The Seer voice for Psyker is so good. š¤
Fuck my hon life
anyone looking to play?
Named my vet daymo
Named my Vet Athena
Not sure why someone called me the Angel of death earlier on today during one of my runs
for auric maelstrom
What a compliment.
My Vet is Athena, my Psyker is Yuuli, my Zealot is Victorah, my Arbites is Darci, my Ogyrn is Durgen, and my Scum is Chani
Seen some pretty racist and funny names for the rejects
Not mutually exclusive I hope. D:
Why not make John Helldiver?
JohnWarhammerticus
You gave me ideas for my next character
It stood out so much lmao
her name is going to be Angela White
I was running quick missions late one night and I see Mia khalifa just standing there
My favorite was a ogryn named the rock who looked like the rock
"She's just standing there...!"
It made me wonder if I was sleep hallucinating
What about Andre the giant?
That would be cool
"So... do you..?"
Whoās that one final fight guy
Did once see a ogryn named ||blackest ogryn|| dude was pale as snow
Heās like a Andre the giant homage
Am I tripping
I think itās andore
It is itās andore thatās the big Andre the giant homage character from final fight I was thinking of. I want a ogryn who looks like andore with that big ass hair lol
standing here, i realize.... you were just like me
whoose to say the right from wrong.... when our guard is down we'll both agree
:3
:3
Maybe he just fell in bleach
Because violence breeds violence
New server profile
helo darktide chat
elo
Hai malarkey
very cool
Blazer Bond
real

They call me 007
0 situation awareness
0 time clutched
7 times i get netted in a match
They call me 007
0 money
0 mats
7 havocs match lost

oh you like bondage dont you
james bondage
No but having a woman chasing after me do spark some feelings 
she says nice things like
"a new prize for the collection" feel so wanted
Wait until she removes the mask and reveals the second coming of asmongold beneath the mask
become a criminal
chased by fem arb
life good

Arbie smashes your head in with a club
Life still good
Well maybe not life anymore but its still good
when asmond gold met nurgle
nurgle washed his hands
#zealot-class message
Kinda
Failure is an understatement
yeah
It checks out.
So-so on the Professional, could do better with the Loose Cannon male
They're both all about getting the job done.
Female loose cannon? He can't stand her. Finds her annoying
And a bit of a poser
I also love how the Male loose cannon HATES the Anarchist male
fem LC seems to be the craziest vet personality
yeah like
male LC is just a chill guy 
Male LC seems like a man trying to hide a chockload of PTSD by humoring it.
Female LC actually just seems like a menace to society.
and she has a degradation kink
nerd
Fem Anarchist scares the fem LC
And one of the psykers scares the male Anarchist
And the Maul MAY have a history of a Jokaero and is in great denial
That is another lvl of crazy, WDYM?
fighting chaos marines and being the sole survivor of her platoon's massacre does a number on her psyche alright
it'd be cool if the voices were actual characters with canon histories 
Fem Anarchist: "Oi! Think this looks tasty?"
Fem LC: "Isn't that a-"
Fem Anarchist: "Come on sweetie!! Just a taste!"
Fem LC: "Keep that thing, AND yourself away from me!!"
And where was the Emperor when I was neck deep in my own platoon's blood. Tell me that
"sorry peons of the empire, Disposal Unit [Imperial Mix] came on"
Pretty sure they are. Even the community agrees. We all think there's 34 ppl in the elite reject squad now.
Thus, another lvl of crazy.
but they're not because you pick their history when you create a character
and they don't have meaningful interactions with each other like in VT or L4D
I think outlaw could have been in the guard if not mixed up with cartels.
Male LC: "I always like teaming up with you. It's the sparkling conversation"
Male Maul: "Be silent!"
Male LC: "See, there it is again, you silver-tongued jokaero."
Male Maul: "BE SILENT!!"
The history don't even really match the personalities barring Cadia and Cutthroat.
theres rumor mMaul once partnered up with a Jokaero once
So we just see the personalities seperate from them.
Male Seer: "Why does that other Arbitrator get funny whenever someone mentions a jokaero?"
Male Fatalist: "There's a rumor going around that he used to work with one."
Male Seer: "Oh that's nice! Is it true?"
Male Fatalist: "I hope not. I can't imagine it ended well."
@arctic escarp
Outlaw's a chill one
If there's one thing that I live for, it's Darktide conversations
Outlaw and Professional Vet get along AMAZINGLY well
They should allow dialogue to happen even on the morningstar
I think he gets along with all the chill personalities
Just idle talk idk 
Come to think of it, of all the veterans, the Professional gets along well with all the scum
Yeah, just got tied up in cartels.
it could be misplaced faith that he has so much trust to the Conclave
but then again they were already running the hive for generations
Might have no choice.
When in a Hive City, what else do you have trust in?
You would die going against them.
Looking into it, being in the Conclave is not a bad gig
Fucking better than Necromunda houses
Chat what face options on arby do I need to pick to look like Charlie Kirk
No politics allowed here
Just pick what you think is sexiest and run with it
I just head cannon my stuff
stares at 40K as a whole
Not irl politics ya Atlantic Dung beetle
Go look in the mirror and reevaluate yourself.
what differentiates an Atlantic dung beetle from a Pacific dung beetle
Ones Atlantic and ones Pacific
Atlantics make bigger piles. Pacific makes piles with an oddly good scent
I... I don't know that. flies into ravine.
And anotha one
Oi. Stay where you are
I could've sworn stardew valley had an achievement for not playing for like 4 years
There was a game that did that, right??
Stanley Parable
Stanley Parable has one for a decade
Think there was one that had a 5 years one, then later added a 10 year one.
Injects with The DOI stimm
It's the ultimate stimm
Thats a weird achievement
They somewhat are in a way. They reference past things they did. Like Loose Cannon has fought like, every fuckin Xeno ever at one point or another
And Savant was a cop, seemingly a detective, before all this
yeah but then that clashes with the 8 pages of options you go through during character creation
It's one or the other
anyone plays in northeast asia/hongkong server with best drip im having a fashion contest with a prize
I'd prefer to just have characters
i think loose canon was made for people who like zenos but won't accept they'll never get a game about them
Death On Injection?
Fucking pigs. They got the psykers working undercover š
(the prize is a chance to play havoc 18 level with me )
I wouldn't be shocked if he worked for the inquisition once
Or well
Not a prisoner*
Fem Anarchist: "I don't like you!"
Male Fatalist: "That's a shame. I was hoping we could be friends."
Fem Anarchist: "Wha- really?!" Said full of hope
Male Fatalist: "No."
God I love fatalist
the box

Is why just take the personalities as they are and ignore the totally just there as useless fluff background.
He and she seems a bit too "love and hope" for them
They were just enforcers, local cops
And not The Rock?
caparezza like the band
All of them. ..oOwOo..
And apparently are more familiar with Tertium than the others
But thats being a nerd moreso
OI!! LEAVE MY HIVE ALONE!!
I wanna fix them 
Detroit

There's nothing to fix, they're perfect
are you a licensed veterinarian
One of the best personalities in game
Also: Fem Anarchist is a student to a Precher Thaniel
(Throne rest him)
fem anarchist, ill probably change here soon
Yeah, fem fatalist yes.
Ah yes. Hereās the license, ignore the blood that totally wasnāt stolen off a dead guy 
Fem Maul is just Kerillian in an officers uniform
I prefer m personally but f is also good.
Shipped with fem loner.
Flees.
Male Maul is one of my all-time favorites
darktide yuri confirmed
I don't ship things, personally.
NO MERCY FOR THE BLOCK FODDER
Male Bounty Hunter is canonically dating Female Maul
Old news, fem LC sleeping with fem Judge?
Fem Maul is peak. She could kick me down a flight of stairs and i would thank her
In the grim darkness of the far future...
Savant was an Enforcer on Atoma before being rounded up for the Penal system and then the Inquisition.
They were brought from their planet there as a kid to serve as an Enforcer Haunt.
hell yeah
I think Fem LC and Fem BH would go bar hopping together and end up in a bed as well.
F maul is drastically better than m maul imo
True, since Lady Steel and The Host often sleep in eachothers beds
Also canon
f anarchist and f preacher sound like a funny pair, pure crack
One of her mandates is literally āa good kicking!ā
Fanatic?
M maul always amazes me on how he keeps his voice that deep
Maul: "Failed attempt to assist an Arbitrator in distress! Mandated Edict: A good kicking!"
fuck i was thinking of the weird label they have for fanatic in the Xbox achievements
yeah fanatic
or the class as a whole
I love m maul for being such a brazen and shameless edgelord. total commitment to the bit, played entirely straight
Fatalist: "Misappropriation of ammunition! Mandated edict: Bullet Shield!"
like a cop with a punisher patch
As a Munda fan I'll point out the Haunt is brand new compared to Darktide. And their dialogue implies they werent a known Psyker for most of their Enforcer career (Or at least, it was a tolerated open secret) so its more likely they were a Scrutinator that used Warp powers to solve crimes (Badass btw)
Judge is just ham but most... 'normal'.
He probably drinks water every time we donāt look so he can keep it up
The other two uhhhh.
He is the overly grimdark character that comes back as hilarious. I too love em
As thats what they basically say they were
I'd probably like m maul more if it wasn't the single most prominent arb voice
judge is the most expected i feel
Fem maul is a hardass who takes her job way too seriously. Male Maul is a lunatic they handed a badge
Fem Anarchist really likes the Fem Seer, doesn't see her as a Killjoy (And is genuinely nice to her)
While we only have miniature of Haunts since this year, we did know that those roles existed quite earlier.
Also the battle tank line is only male Maul right? I cannot imagine Fem Maul saying that shit
Male Seer: "Pterha Squirrel!!"
Fem Maul: "I'm sorry, WHAT?!"
Definitely the same kind of crazy, although from different sources
Plus she gets complimented by an ogryn cause she cleaned her armour 
i think agitator is peak because they represent all the ridiculous dogmatism and hypocrisy of the ecclesiarchy the strongest. their constant fronting with the fake fancy accents and speech and servile bootlicking of the oppressive imperial institutions while also lamenting that they deserve better! they deserve to be on top of the puppy crushing machine! is peak 40k to me
The best part is both genders of personalites are kinda different.
Fem Maul also seems to have a soft spot for Loose Cannon
Agitator is my personal favorite zealot tbh
They're a jackass in the best way possible
All that matters, is that she ain't a killjoy!
exactly
i switch around between mPro and femLC
I love Bounty Hunter because my boy is just trying to get that pay
Which one is he again?
i remember thinking one of the other personalities are way more aligned with anarchism than the anarchist in
Loose canon my fav
Straight to business, gaslight girlboss.
thou darest insinuateth that mineth high gothic isnt perfectionatotum?!
Same ngl
that one
Says "imbeciles" a lot too
Fem loose cannon has so much gremlin energy it made me push her height slider all the way down. Little five foot gremlin
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Like you could be starring down the twins and 3 chaos spawns and heāll start flirting with the zealot
This is true, but the Savant basically confirms they were a beat cop and NOT a specialized Psyker. One that got snatched up later in their career. "The Enforcers wouldnt tolerate me forever" is moreso them being fine with a Psychic detective and not "Ugh I cant believe we have a sanctioned psyker"
Also fwiw the Haunts and the Palanite structure is unique to Munda
F agi has some amazing delivery too
"You know, your funny pronunciations can't hide the fact you don't know low gothic, to high fanatic! You're just pretending!"
Its a shame she's such a rare voice
BEST perosnality. Used her since the Closed Beta. Technically the first reject I ever made, actually




