general-chat

[narrow mortar]

We don’t tolerate them round here

[modern bobcat]

Yes, this is why we're mad

[gilded socket]

Im a tread lightie

[modern bobcat]

You can't just take trains away from train fanciers

[visual vortex]

They couldnt defend their one hustle

[arctic shoal]

The Ben diagram Warhammer players and people that tolerate trains is almost a perfect circle

[narrow mortar]

Imagine loosing your schtik

[visual vortex]

I like trains

But the water cartel have chemicLs

And i love chemicals

[gilded socket]

Who ben

[arctic shoal]

The water cartel is dead tho

[modern bobcat]

We need a reverse rolling steel mission where we smash a train INTO a Great Uncle One

[twin flower]

Dont you mean Venn Diagram

[delicate kite]

Yikes

[visual vortex]

No they're alive

[narrow mortar]

Trains would b cool if there were more trains

[delicate kite]

Stay hydrated

[arctic shoal]

Saying it Ben is funnier and leads to ass confusion

[gilded socket]

Vinc im gonna kill you with hammer and tong

[visual vortex]

They're constantly talked about to often fight against the cult

[narrow mortar]

Singular

Tong

[visual vortex]

Zola mentions that they're back at it again sometimes

[delicate kite]

You cant im full of wotah

[arctic shoal]

Odd if you replay the campaign Zole claims they were wiped out

[delicate kite]

Wotahh retention

[gilded socket]

One big tong

[arctic shoal]

Likely a Fatshark forgor moment

[narrow mortar]

Type shit

GUYS

CODE RES

[gilded socket]

Go into furnace for sauna

[visual vortex]

I guess they meant leader

[narrow mortar]

ONE MINUTE UNTL SLOP

SLOP INCOMING

[modern bobcat]

That's because Zola is a secret traitor

[visual vortex]

Hurray

[gilded socket]

Im creaming aquilas in anticipation

[visual vortex]

Slop time

[arctic shoal]

Nah Zola is just scum brained

[visual vortex]

I hate zola

[narrow mortar]

Pause???

[visual vortex]

And alice

[gilded socket]

Zola wifey

[narrow mortar]

Alice trades with the xenos

[visual vortex]

I would absolutely CRACK Kayex-8

[narrow mortar]

SLOP!!!!

[arctic shoal]

I think the only character I like is Morrow

Maybe Masozi

[pseudo terrace]

when is the slop rotation?

[modern bobcat]

What about Brunt

[narrow mortar]

Morrow has BDE

[arctic shoal]

Brunt hasn't spoken yet

[narrow mortar]

NOW!!!!!!!!!

HUZZAH

[visual vortex]

Brunt has spoken

Mortis trials

[arctic shoal]

Wait he did in the mortis

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[arctic shoal]

Still not a real character till I see him eat rashons

[visual vortex]

I think he's dead

[arctic shoal]

[visual vortex]

Or quarantined

[modern bobcat]

Brunt is the stealthiest Ogryn alive, he's actually been disguised as a Plague Ogryn gathering intel for years

[visual vortex]

Or infected by the genestealer he fought

[twin flower]

Huh

Wonder if we'll get a mission just happen inside the Mourningstar

[gloomy void]

Dudes got average human level intelligence. He’s a goddamn menance

[narrow mortar]

Guys it’s blue krieg 😭

Commissar krieg hat tho

[gilded socket]

Slop in shop

[narrow mortar]

Kinda cool

[gilded socket]

Gonna kill myself i stg

WE COULDA HAD MORE ARMAGEDDON

[narrow mortar]

L take unf

[gilded socket]

MAYBE EVEN THE ALT CAMO ARMAGEDDON

[visual vortex]

I wanted maccabian janessaries

[gilded socket]

WITH THE GREY COATS

[gilded socket]

FUCK YOUR JAMESSARIES

[twin flower]

Do maccabians even have drip in DT

[visual vortex]

No

[gilded socket]

Sorry that was rude

[somber stream]

Oh fuck did i hear blue Krieg

[visual vortex]

I was about to say that i hope your recolors never return but you said sorry

So i forgive you

[gilded socket]

WE COULDA HAD THE ALT CAMO STREL LEGIONNAIRES

[fiery wave]

Did you seriously wake for that?

[somber stream]

Just in time

[gilded socket]

I HATE THIS GAME

[twin flower]

[modern bobcat]

The Psyker eye curtain is the funniest shit

[gilded socket]

well at least i was able to get my steel elgion cosmetics when i could

[modern bobcat]

It needs a special animation where you pull it up with a drawstring

and lower it when you don't want to see the horrors of the warp

[knotty terrace]

slop shop updated

[fiery wave]

FS clearly needed more money for new year.

[gilded socket]

THEYVWOULD MAKE MORBILLIONS ON ALT CAMO STEEL LEGION

[fiery wave]

You offering a billion to FS?

[gilded socket]

Karien.

Dont make me say it.

[fiery wave]

You know when FS pulls out Krieg, they want an influx of $$$.

[somber stream]

No Grenadier helmet for Vet, kinda cringe ngl

[gilded socket]

HAGRIEN

[fiery wave]

So, between Lucia's bolter and my Bistol+krak storm, how would you like your death?

[gilded socket]

A really tight bear hug from both of you

[modern bobcat]

Last Krieg was October 23 XD

[twin flower]

death by snusnu

[fiery wave]

I know. They clearly needed more money from Xmas ppl.

[modern bobcat]

It's crazy

[somber stream]

Blue Krieg comes with better aesthetic while being cheaper lol

[fiery wave]

Not sure if possible. I'm on the flatter (smaller. B- at best.) end because asian.

[gilded socket]

No not sex stuff

Like a actual hug

[fiery wave]

Yeah.

[fiery wave]

Hrm?

[modern bobcat]

I want less Krieger, more Kruber

[fiery wave]

Oh, I know. But calling people that may get you shanked.

[twin flower]

Reminds that there's an armor called Remant of Cadia somewhere in the gamefiles but its unreleased according to some people

Looked sick tho

[gloomy void]

I wan star wars collab armor

Ogyrn in jedi robes

[twin flower]

Wouldnt it make more sense on a Psyker

[gloomy void]

Yes

[modern bobcat]

They should make Kayex Pre-Servitor skins for the original Rejects

[gloomy void]

Ogyrn jedi robes

[gilded socket]

Sounds gay to be shanked? Where exactly?

[somber stream]

Why isn't the Krieg pants share the same shade of blue with the trench coat

FATSHARK

[modern bobcat]

except Servitorised

[gloomy void]

The kidney

[modern bobcat]

Pants in the wash, that's their backup pair

[gilded socket]

Meh

[fiery wave]

Where else?

[gilded socket]

Take a wild guess

To what my degenerate ass thinks

[twin flower]

[fiery wave]

What's next, Rogues do it from behind?

[somber stream]

They literally had one job, pick the same colour from the coat and paste down to the pants

[fiery wave]

Lazy. Gib easy $$$

[gilded socket]

Tell me what you think i thunk

[somber stream]

How do you fuck up recoloring??

[twin flower]

Maybe its intentional lmao

[fiery wave]

Exactly that.

[gilded socket]

That of what

[fiery wave]

Easy, ppl didn't care enough.

[fiery wave]

I guess you rather a high penetration weapon.

[gilded socket]

Whdm

[twin flower]

[fiery wave]

I said what I said.

Or do I need to put ruthless backstab on my knoife to state it clearly?

[forest pike]

Thanks fatshark for another week of disappointing shit with no arbites cosmetics!

[gilded socket]

Said what

Hagrien reapond

[digital lava]

Raah

Knife Zealots Give Me The Depression

[fiery wave]

I knoife on anything I can knoife on.

[digital lava]

🥺

[jaunty path]

y

is big funny to use yes?

[fiery wave]

Knoife go nyoom shank shank shank.

[digital lava]

It's like seeing someone put the milk before the cereal, it make the big sad

[fiery wave]

What milk? I already finished it so dry cereals for you.

[digital lava]

Dry ramen

Snort the flavor packet

Sip the hot water

[somber stream]

I made

French

[gilded socket]

Frightening

[somber stream]

#darktide-driptide message

[fiery wave]

Does this mean you lost your EU card?

[somber stream]

I wonder

[feral pine]

Where are the skin store updates on the offline server?

[jaunty path]

toast?

[gilded socket]

Missus

[jaunty path]

HI maxine

[digital lava]

I would love that

[jaunty path]

happy new year

[gilded socket]

Havent seen yoh un a year

Wtf’s about that huh

You just ghost me

[jaunty path]

decks your dum hed

[gilded socket]

Its been a year!!

Fuck you!!

[round mica]

“Some cunt” peak username lmao

[gilded socket]

Barfs and cries

[gilded socket]

Hello wannabe steel legionnaire

[digital lava]

Average Aussie name, what you on about?

[round mica]

ANOTHER AUSTRALIAN?

[feral pine]

I'm at work until TOMORROW, I just wanted to check out the new skins

[somber stream]

They're multiplying i swear

[somber stream]

Vitsit #darktide-driptide

[gilded socket]

Sorry, we are just better

[round mica]

I will feed you to the Lictor in my basement smh

[gilded socket]

Who amy

[round mica]

Autocorrect

[digital lava]

*reskined

[gilded socket]

Sure….

[gilded socket]

Exactly

Wannabe

Fake

Copycat

[cloud oriole]

you are in range of enemy artillery

[gilded socket]

LOSERED

[round mica]

I’ll tell on you to the ultramarines

[digital lava]

StealYoDrip Legionnaire

[round mica]

Craig

[gilded socket]

Your ultrmarine boyfriend cant save you

[round mica]

Idk whether to be threatened or flattered

[digital lava]

Rowbooty Girlyman

[gilded socket]

Perchance

[fiery wave]

The resident neurolictor won't eat most of us though.

[gilded socket]

Hello hagrien

[round mica]

I chained up the basement lictor and am making it watch Barney on 24/7 loop

[gilded socket]

Kinky

[gilded socket]

You said it not me

So

Yea

[fiery wave]

Maybe I should trade for a needler so you can pop from chem tox.

[digital lava]

The neurolictor is actually really good the have in you hab block, keeps the pest(feds) out

[gilded socket]

Haggyrien

[fiery wave]

True, just mention there's biomass.

Also, someone just wants to be ignored.

[digital lava]

Getting you local lictor(methhead) to get rid of the Inquisition (local police) by saying they have biomass(copper) in there veins

[round mica]

I thought this server had a meme channel but I guess I’m just tweakin

[arctic escarp]

its called #zealot-class

[round mica]

Real

Vets on top

[fiery wave]

That's offtopic.

[arctic escarp]

shouldve checked that one person who chain post numerous memes

[digital lava]

Real

[fiery wave]

I mean, I don't look in there THAT much.

[arctic escarp]

you dont miss out on anything

[fiery wave]

I know. I only peek in when someone pings me to some pic they posted.

[fiery wave]

Are you asking for H40 again?

[hushed cipher]

NOOOOO

Licht is

[halcyon glen]

E

[fiery wave]

Pretty sure he's having a hangover for me to even pester him to art.

[hushed cipher]

Still?

[gilded socket]

Hello hagray

[hushed cipher]

what did u just cvall me

[fiery wave]

Maybe.

[gilded socket]

Hag.ray

[hushed cipher]

Why

:[

[jaunty path]

is ray in her 20s

[fiery wave]

Between Lucia's bolter and my bistol+unlimited kraks and your shotgun, I wonder what death that mutt wants.

[gilded socket]

Death by bear hug

[hushed cipher]

I am 20

[jaunty path]

Old.

[hushed cipher]

Not even close

[jaunty path]

Wait I'm 20

does this mean im old

:(

guys

i

[arctic escarp]

yeah

youre unc status now

like the rest of us

[round mica]

Auntie status

[jaunty path]

think I might be having a middle age crisis

[round mica]

…wdym “middle”

[arctic escarp]

youre not even married yet broccoli..

[gilded socket]

Missus is never a hag

[fiery wave]

Can be aunt or unc even if not married.

[gilded socket]

Everyone else, yes

[jaunty path]

malarky be quiet ur like 45 go smoke cigarettes drink and die in your 50s like a true american

[arctic escarp]

but am not American tho...

[cosmic burrow]

heh im also 20

[modern bobcat]

Children in this discord rn

[cosmic burrow]

im young

[jaunty path]

Spiritually yes.

[gilded socket]

Haggyrien

[arctic escarp]

just because Im 50 years young man

kids these days...

[gilded socket]

Youre 50?

[arctic escarp]

no

[round mica]

I was born in the 37th millennium

[gilded socket]

Thank fuck

[nocturne bloom]

Me

Im Unc status

[arctic escarp]

Im 23

[gilded socket]

Good god

Fucking old man

[nocturne bloom]

Older than me, perish

[hushed cipher]

Wtf

[arctic escarp]

I was there when the dinosaurs roamed the Earth

[hushed cipher]

Wtf

[arctic escarp]

yall struggles aint got NOTHING ON ME

[hushed cipher]

wtf

wt

fw

er

[gilded socket]

Yes karien i love you too as a friend

[round mica]

The DINOSAURS were there when I roamed the earth

[hushed cipher]

How is 20s old

[nocturne bloom]

Wait Kari is a hag???

[hushed cipher]

Yall must be young AS FUCK

[nocturne bloom]

[gilded socket]

Pack it up grandma

[fiery wave]

That mutt wants to be taken out back and shot.

[arctic escarp]

aunt status

[nocturne bloom]

Im 21

[modern bobcat]

None of these people have fully developed frontal cortexes

[nocturne bloom]

[round mica]

I’m 23 beers deep and cruising down a residential sector at illegal speeds in a stolen Ork vehicle

[fiery wave]

Hrm?

[nocturne bloom]

(Honda Civic)

[arctic escarp]

freak time headass

[somber stream]

I think my mouse gave up on me, can't hold down aim button without it breaking midway anymore

[modern bobcat]

They discovered that prefrontal cortex development is not complete til 25 XD

[gilded socket]

Hagrien hagray amd hagcia

[gilded socket]

The dynasty is complete

[fiery wave]

Oh.

[arctic escarp]

it stop developing after turning 25 has been disproven for a long while now actually

[gilded socket]

Hello gay

[modern bobcat]

Yes they say around 32 now B)

[hushed cipher]

I will be in 6 months

[arctic escarp]

im not gay..

[nocturne bloom]

Wah wah im not waiting until im 32 to drink

[round mica]

Not yet

[gilded socket]

Ough

[arctic escarp]

Im bi...

[gilded socket]

Get drunk now and zip to 32

[fiery wave]

Oh.

[gilded socket]

Pretty bi for a white giy

Please grt thag reverference

[arctic escarp]

Im not white...

[gilded socket]

ITS A SONG REFERENCE

[arctic escarp]

pretty fly for a white guy?

[round mica]

Bi-naric screeching

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-techpriest-binaric-screeching-screeching-gif-20192683

[gilded socket]

Yrsg

[round mica]

Fuck

[round mica]

No gif perms, I must perish

[gilded socket]

Ok bye

[gilded socket]

20 in the big 26

Pld

Old

[round mica]

I’m coming back as a Slaanesh disciple and doing horrible things to you

[gilded socket]

Old woman

[hushed cipher]

I am in my prime

Mfer

[gilded socket]

Who me?

[gilded socket]

Prime old age

[hushed cipher]

No

[arctic escarp]

[fiery wave]

So another one joins?

[gilded socket]

Its okay grandma we still love you

[gilded socket]

To who???

[hushed cipher]

I cannot believe this

[round mica]

Dw about it

[gilded socket]

Great granny you’re turning to dust

[gilded socket]

Now i am

[fiery wave]

You can ignore the mutt.

[gilded socket]

Karien

You are

Not a hag

[tall grove]

Happy new year everyone

[gilded socket]

Dead chat

[tall grove]

Dead you

[twin flower]

[gilded socket]

Yes pleabs

[gloomy void]

Tired

[nocturne bloom]

Spent 5 hours recompiling shaders for a game and making engine ini tweaks for a game just to see a post about it being a driver issue for 6 months

[arctic escarp]

aaah

skyrim modding

[nocturne bloom]

Oblivion

I have no issues with skyrim

[arctic escarp]

rip

[arctic escarp]

get some rest brosco

[nocturne bloom]

Thats a lie, enbs are a nightmare reflection wise for me

[gloomy void]

Soon

[nocturne bloom]

But the oblivion remaster has a issue on current amd drivers where it looks like snowflakes are falling on your camera but instead of snowflakes its blue plasma

[arctic escarp]

aint that game uses UE5 to improve the graphics

[nocturne bloom]

Pretty much

It seems related to lumen from my knowledge

Which i could, in theory, turn off in the games engine

Think its like 12 lines i change to 0

A huge chunk of the steam forums is people bitching about it because the only known fix is a driver rollback

Ill have to make an engine ini fix myself, I made a pretty big one for palworld

That one actually adds ray tracing, in world reflections and massive shadow optimizations and improvements (they load further at no performance cost)

[arctic escarp]

look at you

PC tech nerd headahh

[gilded socket]

I can sleep

Csnt

Can

Cant

Yeag

Csny

Fuck

[light fable]

you think that some planet in 40k would as a novelty have their receipts come as little receipt seals?

[gilded socket]

100%

Hi there

[weary turret]

how often does the store refresh?

[elder merlin]

2 weeks

Every 2 weeks

And fucking Krieg again? And no Hive Scum cosmetics?

[weary turret]

crazy considering that what we just got before is basically bootleg krieg...

[elder merlin]

You wanna know the real slap in the face though? One of the classes has a cosmetic called "Hive Scum hood"

[weary turret]

ive been sitting in my imperial edition aquilas for 2 years waiting for a good psyker skin...

[sleek forum]

The new skins are...okay?

[weary turret]

there's very few skins that i'd actually spend money on

and i missed them

i really hate the FOMO store

[acoustic pebble]

Happy New years yall

[blazing ibex]

happy new years!!!!!!!!!

[fiery wave]

Better be the Inquisition stuff. DRIP.

[weary turret]

i saw some guy the other day dressed like a rogue trader

idk what outfit it was though

[hasty sky]

happy new ears

[prisma cypress]

love my ogryn mf named Hugh Mungus

[fiery wave]

Ah, I thought they reran that recently?

[weary turret]

i only redownloaded like last week

im pretty sure the hat he was using is on the store rn

but not the rest of the outfit

and i dont have anything that would go with it

[fiery wave]

I think it rolled off with the last entry.

FOMO shops suck but greed always rules.

[weary turret]

it wast there last week

[weary turret]

its funny cause in vermintide i used to buy all the skin packs just cause i wanted to support the devs who gave us so many free updates and there wasnt too much to spend money on

now i struggle to want to support the devs. everything feels greedier now, less quality and like theyre trying to pressure me with fomo

[fiery wave]

No, the last last entry.

[weary turret]

L. gotta wait 3 years for it to come back now!

[fiery wave]

If lucky, 1 year... otherwise...

[lusty stag]

whats the mark 6 dagger horde clear combo, heavy heavy light heavy?

[fiery wave]

I waited nearly 1 and some for the Commissar... And well, I already bought the inquisitor stuff by then so didn't care.

The hat is nice and fits better with the inquisitor though.

[inland bough]

What do you think guys they forget it? 🤔 That’s all for today! This is most likely the last hotfix we’ll be doing this year as we slow down for the holidays. Stay tuned for an end of year post from us to talk about 2025 and what’s coming next for Darktide, very soon! (Hotfix #84 - 1.10.3 - Patch Notes)

[wooden creek]

I don't think they forgot it

But

the curse

[twin flower]

Forget what

[lapis spear]

They said it's the last hotfix of the year, it's only Jan 1st and this guy wants a patch already

[wooden creek]

He's talking about the end-of-year blog post which didn't end up happening

[lapis spear]

Yet

[inland bough]

Maybe end of 2026 😂

[lapis spear]

end of year doesn't mean before the end of the year, this is fatshark we are talking about

[weary turret]

i really hope we finally get our chaos wastes gamemode for darktide this year

[lapis spear]

Next week means 4 weeks from now

[weary turret]

i feel like thats the only thing that can truly keep this game alive

[tired steeple]

Hope the 12 hours the year has been around has been going nicely for people

[fiery wave]

Only 4 weeks?

[lapis spear]

I was being generous

[somber stream]

I can see Batman's nipple in the 1966 TV show

[jaunty path]

Gay

Why are you watching men in spandex wrestle eachother licht?

[somber stream]

Actually it was in a short clip about Batman trying to rehabilitate cat woman, i can see hers too but can't really say it because it would be improper of me

[somber stream]

Funny how gender works huh

[lilac crag]

missus

[jaunty path]

Why do people keep calling my name

Is this permission for me to scoop ur brain? :3

[weary turret]

i wish they'd expand the mourningstar with more interesting things

[jaunty path]

The mourningstar is more like an annoyance

Hey fs if you want to add "quality of life" let us do everything from the fuckin menu

[cosmic burrow]

i dont mind it

i like the hub area

[weary turret]

i still remember the bar area from the trailers lol

[jaunty path]

I don't wanna run left n rite and up to the thing just to start a mission!!!!

Lemme be lazy

[rain idol]

You had me at Batman

[rain idol]

if you can find whatever’s left in there be my guest

[sonic lotus]

Hub hotkeys my beloved

[arctic escarp]

genderman

he is the one that collects all pronouns

[trail bramble]

does he teleport u to the woods and tell u to collect 8 pronouns

[twin flower]

what would he look like

[somber stream]

His look

Would be altered by the power granted to him by the Gender council

Said power is enforced by Gender police, should he misgender people more than 3 times a month, he'll get zapped and all his power taken away from him

[arctic escarp]

his archenemy would be that bald dude

who screams FUCKING PRONOUNS

final boss of anti woke grifting

Karien wtf

[brazen pelican]

And hands out free HRT.

@fiery wave

[twin flower]

[arctic escarp]

mf juiced up on HRT like its a powerup upgrade

[woven yoke]

estrogen-cooled pc

[brazen pelican]

Scum final form.

[feral vessel]

what

what the fuck is going on

[delicate kite]

goddamn tose new arbites cosmetics are lit

it finally happened

[feral vessel]

what happened?

oh

[delicate kite]

#arbites-class message

its real

[brazen pelican]

Holy shit.

Now I just need to find some Aquilas.

Karien is working hard on that "Stare emote 2500 times" penance.

[lilac crag]

@fiery wave

[arctic escarp]

[twin flower]

[feral vessel]

death

[knotty terrace]

Question is it weird as soon as a teammate gets downed I immediately drop whatever I’m doing to try and revive them?

[thick fog]

Depending

[sonic lotus]

I'm not good at the game but I need to talk a lot to get emoji rights

so I will say yes

[thick fog]

I get that feeling but it will heavily depend if I can reach and revive my teammates in time

[sonic lotus]

Specially if they are close

Getting someone out of a net, or at least clear of enemies is priority #2 tho

only behind not going down yourself

[thick fog]

The armoured ragers, crushers and other Ogryns on the way

[sonic lotus]

i remember having to throw every second trauma blast to someone

becsue I could not free them but that way they didn't die in the net

[white finch]

i have one more skull to get, I'll be almost free

[knotty terrace]

im a stealth vet with no one left behind no one is to far away from me

people may say that leave no one behind is bad but its actually quite a great passive

[twin flower]

me with the revive shout

gah, a womans gaze

[delicate kite]

how to earn social credit in 40k universe

[carmine steppe]

Kill a mutant

Or heretic or Xenos

[delicate kite]

besides killing

[carmine steppe]

Oh we are being fancy over here

[twin flower]

we have social credit?

[brazen pelican]

Join Slaanesh.

[delicate kite]

i cant

i am ogryn irl

[brazen pelican]

We accept everyone.

And we will help anyone realize their full potential. Also drugs.

[carmine steppe]

Be born into wealth and rank/prestige or be a lucky heir of a rogue trader dinasty

[twin flower]

Mainly the drug part

[delicate kite]

i love drugs

[knotty terrace]

do the other classes other than vet still have to deal with suppression?

[brazen pelican]

Deal with it how?

[lilac crag]

scum doesn't

[modern bobcat]

Dragor should get a Baneblade for our next mission

[twin flower]

whats wrong with his tank

[knotty terrace]

i mean do the other classes have suppression immunity

[brazen pelican]

Think some, if not most, do.

[fierce cave]

Hi lander

Get it?

Like highlander

[carmine steppe]

Banebladers are bigger, it's like 5 normal tanks together

[knotty terrace]

nay seems like veteran is the only one other than hive scum during their desperado ability gets surpression immunity

[carmine steppe]

Dragor has a Leman Russ right?

[modern bobcat]

Yeh

He needs to go bigger

[lilac crag]

true

[modern bobcat]

He's got the personality of a Baneblade commander

[carmine steppe]

Ah the classic Leman Russ, it's a piece of shit but it works

It's cramped, it gets hot really quickly but it's mass produced

[fierce cave]

No one found my joke funny

[twin flower]

[paper bluff]

Beast of Nurgle is a dog therefore it is friend.

[twin flower]

[brazen pelican]

Arbites has it on Nuncio.

[vague lance]

no damage resistant option for poxbusters? 😔

[modern bobcat]

You can take corruption resistance

but not to resist the explosion damage

[vague lance]

aight tyvm!

[modern bobcat]

Not meta anymore unfortunately ;w;

since there are lots more ways to heal corruption

[delicate kite]

i like how making cpu process is basically

melt rock
inscribe runes on rock
rock is alive

[brazen pelican]

AdMech is real.

[knotty terrace]

true

[carmine steppe]

Rock isn't alive but it certainly does math

[drowsy prawn]

not unless you are arby 😏

[twin flower]

When a rock is smarter than you

[wheat sphinx]

My entire life

[rocky radish]

Might be regular rocks in my case

[wheat sphinx]

I'll ask here too btw I am about to buy Arbites

Maul or Fatalist

[delicate kite]

atleast you are friendly rock

not just big

im just big : (

[lilac crag]

maul if you're simple, fatalist if you care about deeper dialogue

[twin flower]

thinkin of buying arby as well

[wheat sphinx]

Fatalist is is then

[modern bobcat]

Do you have Arb or Scum?

[wheat sphinx]

I love Cutthroat's edgyness yet he has deep dialogue too

Yk

[twin flower]

I have neither

[modern bobcat]

Arb adds a lot of fun

[twin flower]

yea looks fun

has a bit of a discount on it so it got me thonking

[rocky radish]

Arb has low entry, high skill ceiling.
Hive scum requires skill right from the start

[wheat sphinx]

I'll ask on Reddit just in case tho

[wheat sphinx]

Then I'll be a god

Because I bought Scum first lol

[rocky radish]

You really will feel unstoppable

[fiery wave]

Play Arby like you play melee hybird vet. Funny.

[modern bobcat]

For the price of Arbites you could also get WARHAMMER 40,000: BOLT GUN

[wheat sphinx]

I main melee hybrid Vet actually

[rocky radish]

Just don't call your arbi judge, Dredd, Murphy or other common names

[little marten]

Sussy

[twin flower]

already hab bolbgun

[fiery wave]

Kinda the same, you just lul and never die on lower diffs then.

[wheat sphinx]

I call every class I make "Grydir" lol

[wheat sphinx]

I main knife + bpistol with weapons specialist

[rocky radish]

I have dumb names for all my characters. My arbi is MaulCop

[wheat sphinx]

Trying out with double barrel now

[fiery wave]

I mean, about the same unless I wanna do the commissar look with DS.

[hazy kestrel]

Hieronymus Lex is mine.

With his doggo, Pawronymus Lex.

[wheat sphinx]

B a s e d

[rocky radish]

My dog is BarkVader

[fiery wave]

Yarrick's Bistol returned and well... the red hat so... XD

[wheat sphinx]

Niiice

[faint charm]

wtf

darktide friend is not same with steam friend

?

[fiery wave]

Inquisitor coat is way better than the commissar rerelease.

[nocturne coral]

I wish we could try several pieces of cosmetic before buying em

I mean try 2 things I don't own at once

[wheat sphinx]

I never saw it

[faint charm]

thats not usually how it works in clothes store

if u want to try jacket

u try jacekt

and if u want to try pants

u try pants

[rocky radish]

Nope

[faint charm]

no nvm i think i can try both jacket and pants

[modern bobcat]

They should have an option where you can visualise the outfit on your character fully equipped before purchase

[fiery wave]

What kind of shop do you go to? We can test an outfit here.

[faint charm]

😭

[twin flower]

amurica

[faint charm]

i uh i did the stupid

sorry

[modern bobcat]

Zoomers have never been inside a shop

they think Amazon is the shop

[twin flower]

[faint charm]

im a millennial in korea

america does not have monopoly on stupidity

[fiery wave]

Sadly. Best line of outfits for me to date.

[wheat sphinx]

Ah

[faint charm]

i think last clothes shop i been is

[elder merlin]

[modern bobcat]

They usually have fitting rooms

[faint charm]

huh...

think it was xexymix

[modern bobcat]

Or like Uniqlo, in-store tailoring if you're in East Asia

[faint charm]

no no it was lululemon

[fiery wave]

The only things you can't test is underwear for obvious reasons.

[faint charm]

people do really need to eat more fibers

[rocky radish]

I was not aware of that. Neat

[faint charm]

yeah they do some simple modifying

[warm gyro]

did the store change yet

[thick fog]

yes

[faint charm]

store got changaed

[warm gyro]

is there anything good

[faint charm]

yes

[fiery wave]

Blu Krieg.

[faint charm]

the wizard got bug helmet

[twin flower]

slop shop

[fiery wave]

Krieg commissar hats.

Some random stuff.

Bleah.

[bronze wren]

Happy new year y’all

[rocky radish]

Been there once. Everyone was so nice to me

[faint charm]

are u pretty or handsome

[rocky radish]

No lol. Just a regular dude

[arctic escarp]

we got vraks krieg this week

[twin flower]

a pretty dude

[arctic escarp]

just a month ago we got krieg....but grey

[faint charm]

u must look good because we're only nice to good looking people

[arctic escarp]

krieg is way too fucking overepresented

[modern bobcat]

October 23, apparently

[fiery wave]

Midnight Caress, probably the best knoife skin to date.

[faint charm]

yeah why do they keep trying to sell me nazi clothes

[little violet]

Still no vostroyan?

[twin flower]

bro went there

[knotty terrace]

This might sound weird but I sorta miss the passive named vanguard for veteran

[little violet]

[modern bobcat]

Vostroyan was June this year

[hazy kestrel]

I mean, the Werhaboos certainly aren’t giving Krieg a good name.

So they’re not entirely wrong

[modern bobcat]

Some skins haven't re-appeared in 2+ years

[faint charm]

isnt krieg

[arctic escarp]

im just glad they stay away from steel legion

you know

[faint charm]

got like

literal war criminal as named character

[arctic escarp]

the actual ww2 nazi german inspired regiment

i mean steel legion sry

[faint charm]

wait i think its armageddon

yeah

[fiery wave]

Thankfully they are running 2 sets at a time now, right? Sighs.

[little violet]

This year? or last year technically its the first month of the year now

[faint charm]

then what is krieg

[arctic escarp]

ww1

[faint charm]

ss?

oh

ohhhh

o okay now i get it

[arctic escarp]

combination of ww1 armies gear

[hazy kestrel]

A mix-mash of French and German and potentially British WW1 styles.

[faint charm]

yeah i can see that

[arctic escarp]

the only thing german of krieg is the helmet and name

[faint charm]

do we have mongolian regiment

like

[arctic escarp]

french greatcoat, british gas mask, american BAR style weapon

[faint charm]

not the offensive stereotypical one the modern mongolian one

[hazy kestrel]

And arguably that one backpack that came with the first rotation of blue Krieg

[modern bobcat]

Only Space Marines can be Mongolians

[knotty terrace]

Fuck I miss the vanguard passive

[faint charm]

sad

[modern bobcat]

It's the law

[hazy kestrel]

The White Scars are absolutely based.

[quaint moss]

happy new year

[faint charm]

do they have german names

[quaint moss]

mega based and good

[arctic escarp]

yea

Krieg

[faint charm]

then they're germans

[modern bobcat]

yes, based on mongolians that's what I said

[arctic escarp]

and some named kriegers

[ripe tangle]

CdcdcdcdcdcdcdcsKinda reminds me for how people get Mordians wrong too

[faint charm]

so like

[arctic escarp]

but they also have french named kriegers

[knotty terrace]

Guess none of these nerds remember the vanguard passive or even know what it is

[faint charm]

kaiserboo regiment

cringe

[half rain]

2026 is upon us

good morning, chat

[modern bobcat]

Why is every Auric maelstrom so cursed

[faint charm]

would be cool if we get yakuza themed regiment

[hazy kestrel]

Define cursed

[modern bobcat]

first game: more barrels, more bursters

second game: ascension riser

[quaint moss]

yes

[modern bobcat]

Can't catch a break

[half rain]

vent purge and sniper hell

[faint charm]

wat

[arctic escarp]

I mean an IJA style army is just krieg xd

[half rain]

bomber hell and lights out

[faint charm]

o yeah but the visuals

[modern bobcat]

I would honestly prefer this to bursters

[arctic escarp]

they already got the death cult attitude

[faint charm]

i want irezumi outfit

[hazy kestrel]

Lights Out is the best mission modifier, I will not tolerate this slander.

[ripe tangle]

Mordian uniforms are like a mix of various Napoleonic Armies specifically a mix of Prussian and French; they also have elements of certain dress uniforms like the USMC Dress Blues and the Dress Uniforms worn by Chile and Argentina

[faint charm]

if its too weird we should have like 90s american street gang themed regiment

[quaint moss]

makes it real easy to find diamante

[half rain]

yeah

[ripe tangle]

GTA San Andreas style?

[faint charm]

yeah

[half rain]

but when it's tox bombers and you have a full squad of amoebas it isn't that fun

[ripe tangle]

lmao idk why that’s funny

but it kind of is

[faint charm]

yeah it would be fun

or straight up peaky blinders parody regiment

[hazy kestrel]

You mean to tell me that you all don’t enjoy deleting daemonhosts every 20 steps?

Also, free eye strain!

[fiery wave]

My lil sis has a French name, does it make her French then? Or with my actual name being English (American/White European) making me so?

[quaint moss]

wittaly going in ma top 10 cringe compilation

[faint charm]

are your little sister inspired by france

[half rain]

😔

[ripe tangle]

my first and last name are not exactly reflective of my heritage/culture nor are they reflective of my ethnicity…

this isn’t that weird

[fiery wave]

The thing is, names don't matter. They could be their own thing for all we can say.

[faint charm]

eah

i mean we're talking about kaiserboo bait regiment

not some irl person identity what the hell

[fiery wave]

But they are a mix of WW1 or WW2 stuff.

[cosmic burrow]

Willow smith or something. Instead of Gertrude hohenzollern

[faint charm]

oh

thats bad

[ripe tangle]

I’m not going to share my actual name for fear of being doxxed

[cosmic burrow]

I mean

Yeah

[fiery wave]

Literally pick and mix WW1/2 stuff as someone stated.

[ripe tangle]

it does make me sound like a Castlevania character though lmao

[cosmic burrow]

You shouldnt

[faint charm]

bad!!!

[twin flower]

[supple thorn]

@fiery wave OI!!!

[fiery wave]

WOT.

[twin flower]

Its just austhetics tho

[supple thorn]

YOU KNOW WHAT

[faint charm]

yeah exactly

[hazy kestrel]

Aesthetics

[supple thorn]

ello get chat

[faint charm]

one of the worst looking armies in the history

[fiery wave]

I don't care for them. Gib Catachan Amazons.

[twin flower]

GW doesnt seem all that bothered about its portrayal

[faint charm]

would be dope

[quaint moss]

elo, eats chat

[ripe tangle]

for what it’s worth, do insurgents count as armies?

They tend to look a bit like shit, running on principle of effective without the drip.

[quaint moss]

im listening to mf doom :3

[faint charm]

yeah i tihnk so. usually got the best drip

[ripe tangle]

they literally have no drip, that’s the point of how they work as Insurgents/Guerillas

[fiery wave]

We already got half topless or topless stuff. Where Catachans?

[faint charm]

no they got the AURA

[twin flower]

aura isnt a uniform

[quaint moss]

need batman aura farming :>

[somber stream]

Aura is when you haven't shower for 7 days

[faint charm]

uniforms are uncool most of the times

[quaint moss]

next tide update

[half rain]

'nice revolver but that engraving provides no tactical advantage'

[quaint moss]

"THE SMELL OF VICTORY'

[faint charm]

best we got is like topless and some... headwrap idk

[ripe tangle]

I just realized, I could say I haven’t showered since last year

[twin flower]

[ripe tangle]

and I wouldnt be lying

[somber stream]

Same!

[twin flower]

Stinky

[supple thorn]

Aura is apparently the name tag you have and the border to your profile and 'level' of your character that allows you to be accepted into higher havoc

[fiery wave]

Look at twitch oggy. Full on topless.

[half rain]

this is why we need women oggies already

[ripe tangle]

What should my first meal of 2026 be?

[faint charm]

nicee

[twin flower]

bread

[fiery wave]

The gangers also got a topless thing.

[supple thorn]

drugs

[somber stream]

Naked cosmetic won't be a thing

[half rain]

white rice and steak

[ripe tangle]

it would be funny if it was a thing

[supple thorn]

or alcohol

[somber stream]

Because by then, people wouldn't bother purchasing anything else, why replace peak?

[cosmic burrow]

Souls of the damned

[fiery wave]

I SAID TOPLESS REEEEEEEEEEEE

[ripe tangle]

Personally I prefer the blood of my enemies.

[twin flower]

Naked hominid with a gun

[faint charm]

do u walk around naked irl

[half rain]

yes

[somber stream]

Also my endeavour to French the Krieg has been an astounding success

[ripe tangle]

doesn’t everyone sometimes?

[faint charm]

ew

[half rain]

next question

[faint charm]

no

[half rain]

this guy has never felt comfort in his own home

smh

[faint charm]

why would you

[half rain]

😔

[ripe tangle]

because being naked is peak

[twin flower]

maybe its not his home

[half rain]

this guy gets it

[twin flower]

[somber stream]

I went about naked 24/7 in my apartment during Covid

[faint charm]

whattt

[somber stream]

I might've slipped a bit then

Mental wise

[ripe tangle]

This somehow seems very European of you, and idk why

[somber stream]

#JustHumanThings

Butt naked while smoking on your balcony is a must try experience

[modern bobcat]

Licht, are you German?

[somber stream]

Perchance

[ripe tangle]

the Eurotrash scale is only getting higher and higher

[modern bobcat]

This sounds very German-coded

frisch luft everywhere

[somber stream]

Chuckled

[supple thorn]

me every day.

[delicate kite]

i love showing my naked bazongazongs while smoking on the balcony

[vague lance]

yea, my team been using the zealot thingy, r there better ways?

[delicate kite]

who dosnt

[somber stream]

Gotta regroup eventually

[supple thorn]

one set of meds at a time

[delicate kite]

those emotes

i want to die

2026 starting off high

[somber stream]

How high?

[twin flower]

[supple thorn]

enough it puts you down

[quaint moss]

hive scum

avg

[somber stream]

I recorded myself citing a French Poem, in French. I'm still cringed at the way i sound till now

[somber stream]

Eat well Lucia

[twin flower]

imagine being multi lingual

[ripe tangle]

is French a language of cringe and gayness?

[twin flower]

couldnt be me

[supple thorn]

not a fan of the new year or the 4th of july tbh

[somber stream]

Depends heavily on the speaker

[ripe tangle]

what language is based?

[quaint moss]

im multi evil

[twin flower]

what does that mean

[ripe tangle]

multi lingual? speaking more than one language ya dunce.

[supple thorn]

ima go fuck off somewhere, catch ya'll later.

[sleek harness]

Portuguese

The Brazilian one

[delicate kite]

i recently started learning it

i love it

[sonic lotus]

Poor anglophones have to speak english every second of their lives

[delicate kite]

BOM DIA

tudo bem?!

[sleek harness]

Não

[faint charm]

ronaldo

[sleek harness]

Portuguese is complex for no absolute reason

[hushed cipher]

English 🤓

[ripe tangle]

Brazilian Portugese sounds like steaks and soccer, Peninsular Portugese sounds like someone trying to sound like Cyka Blyat but failing for some reason.

[cosmic burrow]

Tell that to french

[sleek harness]

I think French is easier to learn

[faint charm]

france for the french throne

[sleek harness]

Peninsular what

The hell you talking about

[ivory dawn]

Russian is easier than french to write because you don't have to worry about stupid letters that don't make any sound yet are completely required for the word's meaning

[sleek harness]

Dude really fucking hates H

[ripe tangle]

The Portugese spoken in Portugal, is called Peninsular Portugese, to a non-Portugese speaker, it sounds like someone mimicking some kind of Slavic Language without knowing how to speak any kind of Slavic Language…

it’s probably the weird accent

[somber stream]

Counting. 90
English: Ninety
French: QUATRE-VINGT-DIX (Four-twenty-ten)

[sleek harness]

We just call it Portuguese from Portugal, dude

[ripe tangle]

especially since Brazilian Portugese DOESNT sound like that at all

[sleek harness]

I heard that Portuguese from Portugal got no insult for words

Unlike Portuguese from Brazil

[sonic lotus]

Idk they sound pretty close to me

[ripe tangle]

you know how they count numbers in Japanese?

94 would literally be like “nine ten four”

[sonic lotus]

okay but so does "ninety four"

just a shorter modifier for -10

[somber stream]

They have several different way to count things

You count human different from object

[ripe tangle]

true they do

[rocky radish]

No?

[sonic lotus]

still Decimal, unlike the french, counting in vigintidecimal

[somber stream]

But wait, what if you have to count Na'vi or Xenos

[ripe tangle]

and the way you count years is different from how you count objects

[somber stream]

Let's say Orcs

人 or 匹?

[ripe tangle]

the fuck is a Na’vi?

can I shoot them?

[somber stream]

Yes you most definitely can

[ripe tangle]

I will! For the Emperor!

[fiery wave]

Blue sus tentacle hair thing.

[cosmic burrow]

Polish: dziewięćdziesiąt

[somber stream]

Ack! Kurwa!

[cosmic burrow]

The avatar aliens

[rocky radish]

I have studied a grand total of 1 hour of kanji. I think you wrote person and four

[sonic lotus]

the Illuminate?

[half rain]

I always thought this woman looked like Judy Alvarez from cyberpunk

[fiery wave]

Mandarin is the same.

[ripe tangle]

between English, French, and Polish, which language has the most gratitous extra or silent letters/characters for seemingly no reason?

[somber stream]

Not the type to mix in with locals huh? Understandable

[ripe tangle]

iirc she has cosplayed Judy before

[somber stream]

Wait you literally have a Japanese wife right?

How the fuck

[rocky radish]

We don't usually write each other letters lol

[brazen pelican]

Depends on what we are counting.

[ripe tangle]

This was already said

[cosmic burrow]

Polish has none or very few

[brazen pelican]

Ah, fair enough.

[somber stream]

Mine cousin insist! Said it's 'exciting' for her since all she got was email

Though i mostly use google translate to decode her stuff

I'm not really uhh, proficient in the language as well

[ripe tangle]

French and English have a lot, and in both cases it’s because the languages are a mix of two contrasting language types, English however took it a step further and had an additional language type thrown in too lol

[rocky radish]

I've been studying Japanese for the last 2 or 3 years. One of my requirements was that it's conversation only. I know if I have to study kanji now I'll lose all motivation and stop studying completely

[cosmic burrow]

I know

[brazen pelican]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/B_t7mtUqnh4?feature=share

[somber stream]

It require a lot of time and effort, yes

Imagine spending 7 years learning just to read a newspaper

Or was it 5, somewhere around that

[rocky radish]

Plus ADD means motivation is an extremely limited resource

[amber delta]

Polish is a beautiful language

[rocky radish]

Took 4.5 months to learn Hiragana using the traditional method. Took 90 minutes to learn all Katakana

[ripe tangle]

doesn’t Kanji become easier with just literally exposure? like seeing it a lot you start recognizing similar characters that correlate with other similar characters and half the time they’re pronounced the same way but mean a different thing? And doesn’t context just usually help understand the meaning more than the Kanji itself anyway?

[cosmic burrow]

@ripe tangle also fun fact. Polish in non contextual. Like english or german.

[brazen pelican]

"Kanji does not test your memory, it tests your patience." :3

[rocky radish]

Yeah. I have slowly learned some through daily life, but most were from playing Monster Hunter

[ripe tangle]

That’s cool, didn’t know that.

[somber stream]

Same goes for just about any language ever