general-chat

[somber stream]

Brain fog

[round mica]

I am dumb

[hushed cipher]

I kinda wanna see drunk Licht

ngl

[somber stream]

Drunk me is reportedly boring af

I think i came here complaining about politics while drunk once

[hushed cipher]

Oh so like, nothing new

JUST KIDDING

❤️

[somber stream]

I have a song, for you

[hushed cipher]

Hit me

[lilac crag]

I'll hit you

[hushed cipher]

WTF

Thast wasnt a frewew request

free

[somber stream]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ivt_N2Zcts

[lilac crag]

an open invitation!

[hushed cipher]

HSAHHAAA

LICGGT

[somber stream]

It's a good song

[hushed cipher]

IT IS THO

BANGER

[hushed cipher]

Drunk darktide

one day

[lilac crag]

I'll join in on that

[somber stream]

Sounds fun, im in

[hushed cipher]

It'll be the very rare occasion I do drink, lol

[wheat harness]

new year in 19 minutes

[hushed cipher]

But im pretty sure i just get more giggly

😭

[wheat harness]

🧱

[somber stream]

HAVE to be a saturday, wouldn't want to have a hungover monday

[lilac crag]

Saturday it will be then

[hushed cipher]

Locked in

I shouldnt be busy at all until the week after next, ez

[lilac crag]

I lose filter when drunk

that means a heavier accent than usual

[somber stream]

I love your accent wtf

[lilac crag]

[somber stream]

Let it go

[lilac crag]

I'd rather die

[somber stream]

I always tell Zek to go nuts

[hushed cipher]

Yes it is nice

[limber zealot]

Alcohol is such a mediocre drug compared to other options

[lilac crag]

you guys don't understand the pinky-toe-against-a-boulder feeling I get when my R rolls too hard

[spice drift]

auric maelstrom range only and there i was with infini ammo, range dodging and dual uzi that was stupid

[limber zealot]

It's like a c-tier substance at best I think

[spice drift]

caffeine is s tier

[hushed cipher]

Facts

[limber zealot]

Caffeine doesn't really do much for me

[somber stream]

Is this our Fenrir?

[limber zealot]

Unless I have a fuck ton of it

[lilac crag]

not at all

[hushed cipher]

No

[lilac crag]

fenrir is off to bed

[nimble salmon]

Pot?

[spice drift]

lol

[somber stream]

I see

[limber zealot]

I used to drink that death lemonade when I worked at Panera and that would wake me up

[hushed cipher]

Imma bust out the Vodka cruisers

[spice drift]

gaming fuel like gamer subs or levlup

[hushed cipher]

[limber zealot]

Pot is S-tier

I think

[lilac crag]

not to encourage drug usage, mind

[spice drift]

there are to manny fenrirs

[limber zealot]

You can get high basically whenever, you can't overdose, it isn't gonna make you throw up and feel like shit the next day

[somber stream]

Set a date

There can be only one

[limber zealot]

It's great socially and alone

[analog marsh]

Happy New Year!

[lilac crag]

I either do cocktails or scotch

mostly scotch

[limber zealot]

It's effects aren't mind blowing but I think it's versatility and lack of ability to destroy your life make it an S tier

[lilac crag]

don't like the taste of bourbon

[hushed cipher]

I'm very lightweight

[limber zealot]

Same here

[spice drift]

gives you jack daniels

[hushed cipher]

Those will kill mw

[modern bobcat]

Did you win

[nimble salmon]

Im still in 2025

[hushed cipher]

Yes we won Darktide the game

!!!!!

[limber zealot]

I had a can and a half of 8% cider and felt like I was on the verge of death for about an hour

[hushed cipher]

OPh

I'm not that lightweight

[spice drift]

blackberry, apple or what kind of cider?

[somber stream]

I can take up to 4 glasses of beer before going tipsy

[limber zealot]

Apple

[wheat harness]

one suntory strong

[spice drift]

thats like a can or two of beer

[somber stream]

Might need heavy duty booze

[spice drift]

i remeber cider with 5%

[limber zealot]

It's like 2

[nimble salmon]

You mean keg, right?

[limber zealot]

But I only would've had like 3 cans worth of beer for the amount of cider I drank

[somber stream]

I'd die

[hushed cipher]

I've had 4 pack of vodka cruisers which are about 6.8%

Got me tipsy but not enough to be totally wrecked

[somber stream]

Those are baby drink

👶

[spice drift]

100ml of whiskey and i got bit tipsy

[limber zealot]

I think 7-9% abv is the ideal range for me

Anything over that and it gets evil

[hushed cipher]

Ihy

[somber stream]

I'm well aware

[spice drift]

gives you captain morgan with coca cola mix which is like 18-20%

[round mica]

ok chat IM NOT playingdarktide

[limber zealot]

I'd drink 1 and be done afterwards lol

I'm a 3-4 beers over the course of 2-3 hours kinda guy

[hushed cipher]

I dont weigh much therefore i get fucked up much easier

[modern bobcat]

I have 6660 penance points

i should stop playing darktide

[limber zealot]

Same here

I haven't gained weight since I was probably 15

[vapid matrix]

[limber zealot]

Been 135-140 since the start of highschool basically

[spice drift]

2-3 glasses of it each 250ml

[limber zealot]

I'm gonna be drinking tonight actually

[round mica]

Do not check what I'm playing right now

[limber zealot]

Some dudes I've been online friends with for like 5 years are coming driving up to hangout

Our big plans are to smoke and drink and play video games

[half rain]

this guy has a social life

[somber stream]

My Japanese cousin, 1m55, about 45kg-ish. Managed to outdrink my dad

[half rain]

good for him, good for him

[spice drift]

how about some 25-30% licqor out of pins

[limber zealot]

Some people can hold their shit real well

[zenith glade]

I have two beat boxes and im turbo buzzed

One bottle of soju on an empty stomach and im going real good

[limber zealot]

My mom is 5'2" and like 100lbs and she used to drink enough to kill a dude who was 6' 250lbs

[somber stream]

Try mix that shit with beer

You'll have one hell of a ride

[limber zealot]

I doubt she could keep that up now given the fact she's been sober for the last 14 years

[zenith glade]

Beer is yuckerz

Cider

However ,,

[limber zealot]

Cider is good but it kinda makes me feel sick

I like wine more

[nimble salmon]

Still got about 5 joints and a few Gramms

[hushed cipher]

I love cider dude

[limber zealot]

Aldi has this apple pie cider that's like crack

[hushed cipher]

Blackberry flavour

[limber zealot]

It's incredible

[spice drift]

somersby?

[vapid matrix]

U can’t say that I’m not enough

[limber zealot]

It only comes in a seasonal variety pack though it's fucked up

[hushed cipher]

Yes!

I havent had one in quite a while

[spice drift]

that one is my fav of the ciders

[sonic sonnet]

just had a round where I actually felt like a senior citizen

a Zealot, a Psyker and a Scum all with the knife

entire round was just me trying to keep up and killing all the enemies they ran past

[limber matrix]

what are the odds of melk roulette paying out with a +3 stamina curio and how many melk bucks do i have to hoard approx to get 3 of them

[hasty sky]

You will never have enough

That's gambling for you

[faint charm]

so folks

let me understand

right now we got like 2 active 40k action games

one is about space marines and one is about random rejects

[limber zealot]

You can get a +3 stamina curio?

I thought +2 was the max

Learn something new everyday I guess

[little violet]

Rogue traders still goin good

[faint charm]

thought it was like

rpg

[hasty sky]

Yes rogue trader is a crpg

[little violet]

It does have rpg elements

[hasty sky]

This guy lacks reading comprehension

[faint charm]

non action rpg

like playable with one hand rpg

[vapid matrix]

Ayo chat

There are new titles

But like how

[limber zealot]

Yeah it's like that

[vapid matrix]

#xbox-chat

[limber zealot]

Turn based grid game

[faint charm]

ah

so

[little violet]

Wut its turn base but it has enough action imo

[faint charm]

if i want power fantasy moments i'm stuck with darktide?

[limber zealot]

Not at all

Rogue Trader feels like crack to play once you have a bit of a build going

[faint charm]

im not a builder im a destroyer

[limber zealot]

Get your Sister of Battle companion a heavy bolter and you turn everything into a fine red mist

[hasty sky]

More or less yea

[little violet]

Sums a peeps who dont enjoy Complex games xd

[limber zealot]

And when you start building Abelard he can 1v1 chaos marines

[limber zealot]

Guess so

[faint charm]

werid...

[little violet]

It is what it is

[limber zealot]

RT fulfills my power fantasies just fine tho

[astral terrace]

Happy new year everyone!

[hasty sky]

More like fortunate we got it at all

[limber zealot]

I love using Argents to mow down hordes of enemies

[faint charm]

yeah probly

[little violet]

It is pretty fun

[faint charm]

is it like

xcom

or like

[limber zealot]

Or when a big enemy is in a corridor

[faint charm]

classic baldurian gate

[hasty sky]

Despite the absolutely scuffed launch tide eventually beat the stereotypical 40k licenced slop allegations

[limber zealot]

It's kinda like BG3 in combat

[faint charm]

(the inqui thing game)

oh okay i liked bg3

imma go check it

[little violet]

almost similar in terms of mechanic i suppose to both xscom and Baldur's gate

[limber zealot]

It's just a grid rather than freely moving

[faint charm]

wait

will it bomb me with wall of text

[limber zealot]

No not really

[faint charm]

nice

[limber zealot]

I mean there's plenty of talking to characters but there isn't anymore dialogue than shit like BG3

[faint charm]

cool

i used to read dialogues

[limber zealot]

It's just not voiced so you gotta read alot of it

[faint charm]

now i dont read them all

oh

[little violet]

Depends i did end up reading every move/ability a unit can do

[faint charm]

ok

[limber zealot]

Some of it is voiced

[little violet]

This too

[limber zealot]

They add more voiced scenes every update

[faint charm]

voice is inferior anyway

[limber zealot]

The best part of Rogue Trader is making your right hand man introduce you to your enemies

And allies

[little violet]

A voice would've helped build character but thats just me

[limber zealot]

I landed on a war torn planet and when this guardsman didn't address me with respect I made Abelard introduce me and all of my greatness

[faint charm]

relying your character on voice is not very omnissiah-halal

anyway

imma go get rogoo trader

[limber zealot]

It's dope as fuck

[little violet]

Omnisiah halal

[somber stream]

Rogoo trader

My favourite

[little violet]

Never thought id see those two words together

[limber zealot]

Btw the character limit for your rogue trader's name is 128 characters and as appealing as it may sound to use all 128 I highly recommend against it

I did that and it's hellish

[faint charm]

imma just go with jalke

jake

[little violet]

Bruh what did you come up with to take up all 128 characters

[limber zealot]

Every time a character says my name i have to figure out where the fuck my name ends and it screws with my reading

[limber zealot]

A copypasta

Which is even worse

[little violet]

Rofus son of Russ eater of worlds, devourer of citites titles

[limber zealot]

Because it uses actual words not just nouns

[limber zealot]

I thought of doing something like this and I really wish I had

My ship is named the other half of the copypasta

Also my characters name is so long that it covers some parts of the menu

[little violet]

Just the names takes the entire text screen

[limber zealot]

It's a massive error on my part

[little violet]

Yeh was about to say it would cover your sh*t

Good game tho

Cant wait for Dark Heresy

[limber zealot]

I should've restarted the game in the first hour but I didn't like a fucking dumbass

[limber zealot]

Same here

I'm struggling to not spend $100 to get in on the alpha

[little violet]

The urge

[limber zealot]

I can't wait to see some Night Lords in a game

That animated trailer looked so fucking cool

[little violet]

Oh man im waiting to see that

They still havent shown any in gameplay

https://tenor.com/view/eating-hungy-reginald-monster-house-me-when-im-hungry-gif-13345871

Oh gifs dont work

[limber zealot]

I thought they had

That's kinda surprising

[little violet]

Oh if they did i probly didnt see it yet then

[limber zealot]

They're my second favorite chaos legion I think

Maybe third

Them and Death Guard are probably tied for 2nd

[little violet]

Did they actually show a NL in the gameplay teaser or somewhere else?

[faint charm]

is theree any

non strategy warhammer game i can play as good guys

[limber zealot]

In the animated trailer

It shows a night lord crushing some skulls

[little violet]

Gang we almost the same xD
DG
Iron warriors
And NL my top picks

[limber zealot]

I really hope that at some point in the game we encounter a rogue trader who has obviously fallen to chaos but there's nothing we can do about

[little violet]

Oh i meant shown in gameplay

We havent seen them in action yet as enemies or otherwise

[amber delta]

yes, darktide

[limber zealot]

I wanna understand how Heinrix felt as I spared every xeno I came across

[limber zealot]

Oh I misread what you said

Yeah not to my knowledge

[limber zealot]

My personal favorite is the Alpha Legion

I love them so much dude

Their dumbass spy bullshit rules

Also they just look awesome

Which is what made me like them initially

[little violet]

havent read much about Alpha legion but their recent lore has the fans goin wild apparantly

[faint charm]

we no good guys

[little violet]

Oh for sure first thing that gets me interested in any faction is the drip

[limber zealot]

Solomon Akurra is the goat

[limber zealot]

There aren't really good guys in this setting

Kinda the point

If you wanna be a hero Vermintide 2 is the game for you

[little violet]

That their First captain?

[faint charm]

eldar or

chaos

[twin flower]

Chaos

[lapis night]

We need a game with a campaign where you play as an ogyn

Like space marine

[limber zealot]

Nah he's just the leader of a powerful warband

[faint charm]

conrad's dungeon builder

[limber zealot]

Ingo Pech is the first captain of the AL

And he's MIA

He's also goated

[lapis night]

The Nightlords are such an interesting chapter

[little violet]

Wouldnt be surpirsed

[limber zealot]

He kills 12 Night Lords terminators cause they insulted the Alpha Legion and called them pussies

[little violet]

Most first captains are either dead or gone missing

[little violet]

Dang 12 fcking terminators?

[limber zealot]

Yeah

[lapis night]

_>

[limber zealot]

I mean he did it from like 2 miles away with a sniper rifle right as they were about to ambush some Salamanders

But that's how the Alpha Legion rolls

Valiant combat is for idiots

[faint charm]

alpha is prettty gangsta tho

[little violet]

Oh that makies more sense

Was about to say even lion had trouble fighting 3 terminators

Well he was unarmed but thats beside the point xd

[limber zealot]

The best part is that when the NL first captain tells him that they were ambushed he just says "I know"

They're so funny

[little violet]

Sevatar also MIA right?

[limber zealot]

Believe so yeah

[little violet]

Wonder how their gonna bring him back into 40k setting

He'd be old af
Unless his in the warp like the rest

[faint charm]

why so many are MIA

[limber zealot]

Cause everything sucks and is falling apart

Basically

[faint charm]

cant they just know if someone is dead or alive through psi people

[little violet]

Writers building suspense

They really like to leave ppl speculating

[faint charm]

bad writing

[nimble fractal]

To everyone hello from 2026 and Happy New Standard Year Cycle

May Omnissiah bless you

[faint charm]

they should just go with full confidence and just revise it later...

[limber zealot]

The problem is that GW employs dozens of authors

There's like 700 black library books written over 20 or so years

[little violet]

Bound to have inconsistency as well

[faint charm]

yeah just employee some

meganerd writer to idk check stuffs and

decide what should be canon

[limber zealot]

Well also their goal is to make money in miniatures and sell books

[faint charm]

it will sell more

[limber zealot]

Great writing isn't exactly what they're after

[faint charm]

i promise

[limber zealot]

Which is evident if you read Warhammer books

[amber delta]

700 books and only like 5% of them are good 🥀

[limber zealot]

Most of them are at a middle school reading level

[faint charm]

oh

that bad?

[limber zealot]

Yes

There's some good ones mixed in there but like 90% are that bad

[sleek harness]

You should buy my Sigmar books

They are better

[little violet]

100% some are fillers to other stories

[faint charm]

damn

[little violet]

Theres 60 books into Horus Heresy and atleast more than half are fillers
12 books covers the entire setting without missing any major events

[faint charm]

where can i apply

to be a warhammer writer

[half rain]

wattpad

[fiery wave]

They just handwave it as nothing is really truth, just the winner's words.

Or something like that.

[fast gorge]

absolute penis

nobody has time for the slop library, just watch shorts for lore

[faint charm]

hmmm

i mostly learned lore through some short readings and imagination

[fast gorge]

get it from loretubers in yt shorts

[little violet]

There are some nice lore youtubers

Theres some who also does summarized audio books

[faint charm]

are there good hindi warhammer lore youtuber

[fossil oasis]

Like hindi-speaking I'm assuming?

[faint charm]

yep

[little violet]

Oh idk if they even got books translated to other languages

[faint charm]

damn

so like

i can be the first hindi warhammer youtuber?

[fossil oasis]

Sure, if you want

[fiery wave]

If you want to.

[faint charm]

damn imma go install duolingo

arigatou

[fossil oasis]

Oh I thought you might've been a Hindi-Speaker already tbh

[faint charm]

no

[little violet]

Yeh lol thought the same

[faint charm]

im korean

i can only speak korean

[fossil oasis]

How are you typing in this chat then with fluent english

[little violet]

https://tenor.com/view/leslie-benzies-leslie-benzies-mindseye-game-mindseye-gif-10943513131810018075

Fook gifs

[faint charm]

Okay good point

[little violet]

Yeh and why hindi?

[faint charm]

I can do english in heresy difficulty

[faint charm]

Big audience

[little violet]

Double the effort for hindi transcript

[fossil oasis]

Well yeah, there's lots of hindi speakers but how many are into warhammer?

[faint charm]

Idk

Probably a lot ?

[little violet]

I mean if your referring to India as an audience their culture is 90% english speakers

[fiery wave]

Is there Korean Warhammer lore vids?

[faint charm]

But if i become the first hindi warhammer youtuber

I can manipulate the narrative to fit the audiences needs

[faint charm]

I uhhh havent check

[little violet]

Probly some but warhammer seems more pouplar in western imo

[fiery wave]

Might be easier if it's small thing or non-existent.

[faint charm]

I dont wanna get factchecked

Imma start with korean then

[fossil oasis]

Manipulate it how? Just lie about Warhammer lore?

[faint charm]

Yeah

If needed???

[fossil oasis]

You would absolutely get caught

[limber matrix]

"john warhammer made the astartes"

[faint charm]

Damn

[little violet]

I know a korean just got into warhammer recently and his been making meme arts of warhammer

[fossil oasis]

He did, I was there when it happened

[little violet]

Shame i cant post photos or fils here

[fossil oasis]

I'm actually John Warhammers first Bun-startes

[limber matrix]

yea, he had to ask john darktide and jane vermintide for design ideas

[fossil oasis]

(Bnuuy Astartes)

[little violet]

Thats gonna get some unwanted hate for sure

Some lore freaks really take their lore seriously

[faint charm]

Dont worry i wont go so far

[little violet]

First translated books on korean would be something tho

[fossil oasis]

I think it's crazy when John Darktide went and Tided all over the place

[faint charm]

Namaskar

[little violet]

Sounds like a weird way for someone who jorks it

[faint charm]

I do have some experience in fan translations

Subtitles and shit

[wheat sphinx]

Weapons Specialist DB is so fun

holy shit

[fossil oasis]

I mean kinda

[little violet]

If you can do that for an entire book then maybe

[fossil oasis]

Is DB a good way to get the Adept Assassin penance for using weapons specialist?

[little violet]

Just let it be known Warhammer isnt a very family friendly*
Not exactly for all audience

or preference

[faint charm]

hmmmm sounds tasty

[wheat sphinx]

use revolver or bolt pistol

DB has no range and Idk if any of the pellets hitting the body will void it

So for good measure use one of those 2 to snipe after getting 3 stacks

that's how I did it

[faint charm]

wahts weawpon specialist

venteran?

vet

vetyran

[little violet]

Their talking about vet's perk i think

[faint charm]

i should try

[little violet]

Weapons specialist is one of vets perk irc

[faint charm]

was it the constantly swapping

tree

[fossil oasis]

I've been tryna use revolver and it's been goin so slow

[faint charm]

sounds fun

[fossil oasis]

Genuinely the only hard Vet Penance

[fossil oasis]

Yeah, Weapon Specialist is one of the Auras for Veteran, at the bottom of the tree

[faint charm]

let me

oh... it can guarantee crit

[fossil oasis]

Relies on weapon switching. While using Melee, you gain Ranged Stacks and using Ranged, toy get Melee stacks

[faint charm]

i only have plasma gun tho..

(500 level one)

[fossil oasis]

Yeah can be used with that

[faint charm]

and infantry lasgun

hmm

[fossil oasis]

Works better with weapons with a shorter swap speed imo but I could be wrong

[faint charm]

okay but why do plasma guns look like tuna

[fossil oasis]

Huh?

[faint charm]

plasma gun looks like a tuna

bluefin tuna?

[little violet]

[faint charm]

https://e360.yale.edu/features/how-global-regulators-are-selling-out-the-worlds-largest-tuna

[little violet]

Idk what kind of tuna you've seen in your life

[faint charm]

look

tuna

plasma gun

[wheat sphinx]

AN Overwatch?

[fossil oasis]

I dont really see the resemblance

[fossil oasis]

Oh yeah overwatch is hard tbh

[wheat sphinx]

Armourbane?

Tedious asf

[fossil oasis]

I kinda forgor about the actual hard penances because Adept Assassin is the last one I need

[faint charm]

hmm

[fossil oasis]

Armourbane is tedious but not hard

[wheat sphinx]

Tedious = hard for me

[marble prawn]

Happy new year from asia

[green beacon]

the double barrel in question

oh wait whats adept assassin

[faint charm]

asia mentioned 🌏 🌏 🌏 🌏 🌏 🌏

[green beacon]

oh that's literally just play the game with weapon specialist lol

[fiery wave]

Bring knoife (no bleed), DS, TacAxe, aim at heads and swing at elites after the shot.

The melee part crit weakspot kills also count.

[faint charm]

whats the second most easy to do class

[fossil oasis]

I dont wanna use knife

[wheat sphinx]

revolver is faster

[wheat sphinx]

Why not

knife is fucking based

so fun

[green beacon]

wdym easy to do

penances?

[fossil oasis]

Idk, I like my horde clear melee options

[fiery wave]

You can cheese that if you know someone willing to solo malice for you.

[green beacon]

#1 is arby #2 is vet id say

[faint charm]

play in general

[wheat sphinx]

Knife horde clears?

[faint charm]

i think arby is easy

oh ok

imma do vet next then

[green beacon]

arby is braindead easy
vet is also relatively easy to get value out of
zealot is also braindead since you're effectively immortal

[fossil oasis]

I think the biggest part I struggle with is literally just weakspots tbh, is it basically just headshots?

[faint charm]

vet then zealot...

[wheat sphinx]

I main Vet :3

and Zealot

[fossil oasis]

Fr? I thought it was mostly single target

[fiery wave]

Yes, and burgle pimple.

[wheat sphinx]

Do you... not know how to use knife

[fiery wave]

Mk6 heavies.

[green beacon]

certain types of psyker (flame staff, smyker, etc) also braindead

[fossil oasis]

No, i've never used it

[wheat sphinx]

push attack

[wheat sphinx]

...

[fossil oasis]

Yeah knew about that one

[fiery wave]

Both can work.

[fossil oasis]

Yeah, I did overwatch on malice with some friends who helped

[fiery wave]

Just depends on stam.

[green beacon]

overwatch you also kinda get from playing shout vet normally

[fiery wave]

Why aim head lvl with a high crit weapon.

[fiery wave]

Or git gud and do it at lvl 3.

[wheat sphinx]

I prefer mk3

[green beacon]

true...

[fiery wave]

I saw someone do it.

They played cata VT2 so...

[wheat sphinx]

https://streamable.com/oasfi2

[fiery wave]

Shovel vet hoi!

Cos they hated the inf las.

[fossil oasis]

So bolt pistol or revolver for range and then DS, Taxe or knife for melee

I need to sort a build I think and try to it

[fiery wave]

Yeah. My normal build always works to it back in the days lul.

[fiery wave]

Oh, so that explains push atk. I know the mk6 push atk has some cleave, but it's an awkward thrust for hordes.

[wheat sphinx]

Ye

[fiery wave]

Either way, both marks can work if ze Cabbit just stabs heads and pray for crits.

[wheat sphinx]

Yes

[wispy wadi]

Can't believe the new year is gonna start with a new shop rota tomorrow

This is a sign I finally get a really cool Force GS

[fossil oasis]

Might have to try knife then

What should I be tryna go for then? Push Attacks and Heavys?

[green beacon]

isn't knoife heavy 1 a downwards strike

[fiery wave]

Try both marks and use whichever feels more comfortable.

[fiery wave]

Mk3. Mk6 no. That's a sweep.

[green beacon]

true

maybe I'm thinking of heavy 2

idk I haven't played darktide since July or some shit

[fossil oasis]

Cool, thank u, hopefully might actually make this penance easy

[fiery wave]

Easier, but still grindy.

It was the last thing I finished.

Mostly cos I stuck to my bistol.

[fossil oasis]

Yeah that's fair

[fiery wave]

And it has awful breakpoints.

[fossil oasis]

I was thinkin it was my last but I actually also need the Marksmans Focus penance

[fiery wave]

If you don't all in into it.

[lyric badger]

Knife and dueling sword are the current strongest weapons in the game. Its basically just fishing for crits and weakspots

Even in horde clears, light attack spawn will get the job done

[green beacon]

the power sword in question

[lyric badger]

Class exclusive weapon

[fiery wave]

You missed the crabwalk time. Farming mercantile while crabwalking.

[fossil oasis]

Yeah I do like Dueling Sword tbh, it feels good to use

[green beacon]

doesnt matter bro ps6 mogs every other weapon on vet

[fossil oasis]

Oh yeah, a friend was telling me about that and how awful it was

[lyric badger]

The first mark, iirc is the exact same as the dueling sword. Light attack for horde, heavy for single target

[fiery wave]

Not for this penance. You need to crit kill lul.

Won't help if you fail to crit and deleted the shotgunners.

[lyric badger]

It does matter, every human character has access to Duel and Knife, but not PS

[green beacon]

I think bro was talking about raw power

[lyric badger]

So by default they are the strongest, since it's shared among the majority of classes

[green beacon]

in which case ps6 mogs everything

[fossil oasis]

First knife Mk?

[fiery wave]

Ah. If were the penance, even DS is better.

[lyric badger]

I don't recall the mark exactly, but it's the one that doesn't do the heavy sweeps

[fossil oasis]

What's so good about Power Sword? I use it but it just feels clunky to use

[fiery wave]

Knoife and TacAxe has bonus crit innately for most part.

[tender horizon]

It mulches everything infront of it

[fossil oasis]

Ohh right

[fiery wave]

Mk 3.

[lyric badger]

Free cleave, high DMG push attack for single target/bossing

[green beacon]

ever wanted to destroy everything in front of you with 0 effort

[fossil oasis]

Yeah but it's annoying to have to power it on again every 3 swings

[fiery wave]

Just don't use it for that penance.

[fossil oasis]

They should make it 6 or 7 swings

[lyric badger]

Its the only thing that holds it back is requiring it to be reactivated

[tender horizon]

Are you fr rn?

[fiery wave]

It was stupid OP when it had 7 swings.

[tender horizon]

It used to be 7 swings and it got nerfed to this and it's still the best melee in the game

[lyric badger]

Even then that's easily worked around with dodges, blocks, shouts, etc

[twin dirge]

There's no way lmfao

[green beacon]

just block cancel the charge bro

[twin dirge]

I just learned something chat

[fossil oasis]

It does feel good to use when it's powered on tbh

[lyric badger]

They should revert it for a week

[tender horizon]

No they shouldn't.

[twin dirge]

Australia is having a toad war

[green beacon]

you have like pretty much 100% charge uptime anyway

[tender horizon]

The last thing this fuck ass game needs rn is 7 swing ps

[lyric badger]

Ok, I guess we'll nerf Heavy sword again bro

[faint charm]

can i put OG character in warhammer universe

OC

i mean OC

[fiery wave]

I blame stupidly buffed walls of bulwarks and crushers.

[lyric badger]

Gangsters already exist in Warhammer

[faint charm]

it is OG tho...

anyway

[tender horizon]

I blame people not being able to handle weapon nerfs which then led to buffing enemies instead

[fossil oasis]

True yeah

[faint charm]

where can i harass uninterested people with my original character

[lyric badger]

You are welcome to create them and play as them in Darktide, but they won't be mentioned in the lore no

[fiery wave]

If you like to be flamed for a Marty Stu self insert.

[faint charm]

u guys are so nice i dont want to harass you

[lyric badger]

#general-chat

[faint charm]

okay so hear me out

[light fable]

I feel like people would just ignore it if they didnt find it interesting

[fossil oasis]

Go to the lore channels and act like your character is official but from a really obscure old warhammer book

#40k-lore-chat

[faint charm]

his name is kaniecus yessimus

[fiery wave]

I still think the weakest weapons needed a buff.

[tender horizon]

I agree.

[faint charm]

he's a very renowned uhh

[green beacon]

I think we should buff flame staff

[tender horizon]

And i think the strongest weapons are insane.

[green beacon]

[faint charm]

are there rappers in 40k universe...?

[light fable]

the "weakest weapons" are the ones I like and use giv 200% damage increase to all chainweapons pls

[lyric badger]

Just for this, we are nerfing heavy sword AGAIN 🗣️

[green beacon]

that's still not gonna make them good

[light fable]

honestly probably somewhere

in some worlds theres some stability to even have news reporters

[fiery wave]

But the buff to enemy hp made the weak weapons still stuck as trash tier for most parts.

[green beacon]

might've even made them worse

[light fable]

and since orks and chaos make music I see no reason why gangers wouldnt indulge in music either

[faint charm]

ohwow

hmm

i wonder if kanye was in 40k universe

which faction he would fit most

[light fable]

I've not been following him so lack the knowledge to say what he'd be probably a servitor for speaking like he does

[lyric badger]

He'd be a zealot who knows to much and got executed early on

[faint charm]

mmm yeah too controversal

i should go with like

steven gerrard

fergie

[light fable]

is your idea of an OC taking a real human and throwing them into a fictional setting

[faint charm]

ehhh

no

[light fable]

thats just that anime trope, isekai

[amber delta]

Kanye would be an inquisitor fo sure

[faint charm]

yeah okay i need

i need me

in the universe but

it def not be interesting

[light fable]

servitor most of us would end up as servitors

[faint charm]

EMPLOYEED???

[light fable]

or in the guard for a short period before splat

planetary defence force probably aint too bad though

[faint charm]

arent guardsmen kinda elite soldiers

like

[light fable]

gods it depends

[faint charm]

top 10% from PDF

[light fable]

they use conscripts still

[fossil oasis]

I would probably join the guard and then get obliterated by the horrors in my first day on the front lines

[faint charm]

oh

then i could be PDF

i got conscripted IRL and the army rejected me halfway lmao

[light fable]

the PDF are more of a joke as they're often a shoddy poorly geared last line of defence

[fast gorge]

this is my original sonic oc do NOT steal

[fossil oasis]

Except for the Ultramar Auxillia

[light fable]

the ultramar auxillia are basically a guard regiment

[fast gorge]

he made investigation

[fossil oasis]

Yeah, they're still considered a PDF though

[lyric badger]

I would attempt to be a zealot and read books all day under the guide of learning the emperor's will

[faint charm]

arent zealots indie scholars

not big corpo scholars

[light fable]

depends a lot are official a lot are no

theres entire shrine worlds and a whole branch of government for it

[lusty estuary]

all of us would be cadian white shields unfortunately

[faint charm]

they'd reject me

bruh south korean army got like 95+% conscription rate

[light fable]

anywhere but cadia!

[faint charm]

and i still got rejected

[lusty estuary]

they're sending me into combat for my training armed with nothing but a half charged lasgun and a dream

[faint charm]

i was a grenadier but

never fired a live round

teehee

[light fable]

The only war ttrpg sounds funny to run if you've players wanting that brutal guard experience but I'm always so stuck on trying to make production quality good in a vtt I end up bogged down

[amber delta]

he knows what group of people is controlling the lords of terra

[light fable]

the higher lords of terra!

[wheat sphinx]

I see my biggest issue with double barrel is aiming at theh ead

and not upper chest

[light fable]

I like that one blessing that gives you fast reload on both barrels getting a kill, I always try clip a poxwalker to make sure I get the reload

[round mica]

i have arrived

[faint charm]

wonder when earth changed name into terra

[gilded socket]

Ok you can go now

[fast gorge]

im here there and everywhere

[misty trench]

yea you're gonna be nowhere if you keep saying edgy stuff

[fast gorge]

i'll hold my hands up

[fair bridge]

i thought late 2010s 4chan was over

[wheat sphinx]

the fuck is a "goyim"

Or whatever this dude said

[languid hazel]

Supposedly it’s Hebrew for non Jewish folks. Hells if I know. It’s been co-opted by alt-right fuck buckets to call people slaves to Jews

[wheat sphinx]

???

What is this 4channer garbage

[misty trench]

dw 'bout it

[wheat sphinx]

oh hi aquila

[misty trench]

sup

[fair bridge]

offensive term for a non-jewish person. i was gonna go into the whole thing with how it's used but leanna pretty much covered that

i can never explain things simply 😔

[languid hazel]

Neither can I :3

[fair bridge]

u literally did!! weezo!

[fast gorge]

ok yeah i was stupid for that

my bad!!!

[fossil oasis]

What are the best perks and blessings on knife?

Running it on Vet if it makes any difference

[gilded socket]

Mallow

[fallow oyster]

Never rusting always sharp

[fast gorge]

i run 25% flak + carapace with mercy killer and smth else

i dont quite remember

[fallow oyster]

Depends on what u want it for

Single target? Stabby stabby?

[fossil oasis]

Tryna get Adept Assassin Penance

[fast gorge]

stacking bleeds and crits*

[fossil oasis]

So like crits

[fast gorge]

i'll look at my knife build later

[fallow oyster]

The one that makes them bleed and the one that does 60% to bleeding targets

[fair bridge]

uncanny strikes and flesh tearer if you're running serrated blade

[indigo axle]

just got back into playing and why is it in every lfg group someone is being snobby about havoc

[fiery wave]

You want riposte and uncanny for the penance.

Even more crit when you dodge.

[fair bridge]

for perks flak/cara

[fossil oasis]

Thank u

[fiery wave]

So you fish for crits more.

[fast gorge]

havoc players are scum

[fallow oyster]

Hive scum?

[indigo axle]

https://tenor.com/view/buzz-kill-buzzkillington-family-guy-gif-27489224

every group is this

[fiery wave]

Is also decent if you are running serrated in the first place for bleed anyway, don't need another source of bleed.

[fossil oasis]

Might make a build with Serrated in because I typically don't run it

[lyric frigate]

I NEEED DUAL CHAINAXE NOW FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LET ME LARP AS A KHORNER BERZERKER

[fossil oasis]

Yeah makes sense

[fair bridge]

serrated is goated

esp with knife

[fast gorge]

i was going to add that i moreso ment the high-echelon havoc players

[fair bridge]

every hit is a stack

[fast gorge]

ppl are very picky with who they accept into a havoc team

[fiery wave]

Mercykiller is serrated bleed memes build.

[fallow oyster]

Had a zealot one shot a daemonhost on damnation. Super sexy

I never play havoc

[fast gorge]

i just stick to auric

[lyric frigate]

there are 2 types of havoc players
people who want their weekly done for a resource cache
people who only do havoc because everything else is boring

[fiery wave]

But yeah, run the more crits on dodge one for now, will help with crit fishing for the penance.

[fast gorge]

how to stay havoc 40 guide

play one havoc 40 mission

fail it

dont play havoc again

[gilded socket]

Cjhat

[fallow oyster]

Just use power sword for vet. It kills everything

[gilded socket]

Should i like go outside

[fallow oyster]

I should try auric

[fossil oasis]

Ah cool, thank u. I was thinkin that one anyway tbh for the crits

[fossil oasis]

Auric is easy if you have a good build and decent teammates

[fast gorge]

auric takes a bit of getting used to

[fossil oasis]

That's kinda peak tbh

[fast gorge]

but no punishment for trying it

so might as well

[fiery wave]

Uncanny is a must though.

[fossil oasis]

Yeah, got that on it

[fallow oyster]

Is it bad that my best character is the arbitrator

[fossil oasis]

Anyway chat, I gotta go shower, going to see wife (not actually married) and some friends for new years

Happy new years chat, hope it's a good one

[tender horizon]

Imo yes

[fossil oasis]

Tbh Arbitrator is the easiest to play/learn so like kinda yeah

It's a super easy class

[indigo axle]

arbitrator is easy mode for babies ill die on this hill

[fossil oasis]

^

[fallow oyster]

My next best is hive scum tho

[fossil oasis]

[tender horizon]

Which hive scum tho

[fallow oyster]

Cartel special

[languid hazel]

Ah, the Show

[brazen pelican]

It kinda should be, it is by far the most forgiving class. If you enjoy playing it and achieve what you want with it, that's not a bad thing.

[tender horizon]

That's a thing all of them do

[fallow oyster]

I do not disagree

[fallow oyster]

Haha that’s my chosen faction

[warm gyro]

i always get let in

[languid hazel]

Called it ;3

[warm gyro]

i think it's 100% fair to be picky about havocs.

[fast gorge]

iron riders for life

[fallow oyster]

Yea who here is water cartel? We just want to help you

[fast gorge]

its not such a problem for me now hitting H40 but it can be annoying for those grinding

[tender horizon]

WC my favorite

Good scheme, tangible lore

[brazen pelican]

Me, because purple.

[fallow oyster]

Actually come to think of it I haven’t seen any hive scum in water cartel gear in a bit

[warm gyro]

being snobby and elitist about having havoc-forged is obnoxious as hell

but being picky about who u let into your havoc party is for the best

[fiery wave]

Cos ppl like near topless.

[fallow oyster]

Would it becuz slaneesh?

[warm gyro]

most darktide randoms are terrible

if you want proof

[light fable]

Terra is just earth in latin

[warm gyro]

go on the mourningstar and inspect a random person's build

[fiery wave]

And I just like to make myself confused if I'm on Arby or Ganger.

[fallow oyster]

The show is the most fashionable option

[fiery wave]

Being somewhat shadeblind and certain darker parts of the mourningstar, the back profile lul.

[brazen pelican]

I was considering the red, but I got so much red on other characters.

[warm gyro]

My Scum is WC

[fallow oyster]

What hive scum play style u guys rocking

[fiery wave]

Shush, my builds are fun or memes.

[fast gorge]

rampage is my personal fav

[brazen pelican]

Guns and rockets.

[fast gorge]

because rampage doesnt end.

[thick fog]

melee

[fallow oyster]

Always fun

[fair bridge]

weird, settings got wiped

[warm gyro]

boom bringer/desperado/vulture's mark

[fair bridge]

i think it's time to nuke windows

[brazen pelican]

Twin! :3

[sonic lotus]

Fully loaded stimm crate every 20s

[fallow oyster]

Huh so chems isn’t that popular

[warm gyro]

boom bringer is like ogryn frag bomb but you get three of them

lol

[fast gorge]

ogrynheimer builds will be top dog in 2026

[fallow oyster]

You don’t go full stimm lab paths?

[light fable]

both are funny and I like both

[sonic lotus]

I have the full rending and cdr nodes

[brazen pelican]

4 with the talent for an extra.

[warm gyro]

I actually kind of like blackouts in Auric because people always steal the fucking grenades

[fallow oyster]

I found that aiming the bazooka to the ground is more effective then trying to hit the target directly

[warm gyro]

but otherwise, boom bringer, especially against rotten armor

[warm gyro]

correct

if you shoot it directly through a horde the missile wont be stopped lol

it will cleave right through walkers and keep going

[fallow oyster]

lol I always thought my aim just sucked

[fast gorge]

no rocket jumping allowed because #they hate fun

[warm gyro]

nope, the missile will just go through an entire horde like that

you can also just

whip it out and fire directly at your feet if you are in a bad spot

[fallow oyster]

Oooh a jet pack class would be cool, what’s that jet pack regiment

[warm gyro]

there's multiple but you're probably thinking of elysians drop troops or harakoni warhawks

with the grav-chutes

[fallow oyster]

They’d be the only ones that can save stragglers who get netted or dogged

[low blade]

My only regret this year is not throwing enough beer bottles at my wife and children

[fallow oyster]

Drop troopers was the one I was thinking about

[low blade]

The maps arent all vertical enough for that sorta tech though, and a map-dependent class would blow

[fast gorge]

volpone class when

[warm gyro]

also, too niche

[fallow oyster]

Jet pack as an ability

[warm gyro]

i want leagues of votann and mechanicus

kin mercenary and tech-priest

[low blade]

Devs already confirmed no shorties because the map design isnt made for them

[fallow oyster]

I want chat to work all the time

[warm gyro]

yeah i know

which is super dumb to me

but

[low blade]

I think an Admech class makes sense and would be fun but the people that want Admech are annoying so I hope it never happens so I can point and laugh at them for the next 8 years

[warm gyro]

shrug

[amber cave]

My beautiful Dorktiders

Happy New Year.

Let 2026 makes your trappers always miss, spawn no silent poxbursters and make all hounds target only that Psyker on your team.

[low blade]

Eh, makes sense when you stop and look around to realize how much of this game was designed purely around the existence of the Ogryn

[fallow oyster]

I want sisters of battle but no idea how it’s gonna do something zealots don’t already do

[low blade]

VS Vermintide maps always having to account for letting Bardin get through

[warm gyro]

Honestly I really can't think of anything else other than admech unless you go towards xeno stuff

[amber cave]

I can though

They can go very basic way

and do Inquisitorial Agent

[low blade]

They never will, hopefully. Since you can already have a Zealot that uses their kit, does their gimmick, even can look identical in haircut to the poster girls of Our Martyred Lady

[low blade]

Bait used to be believable

[warm gyro]

id rather just have sororitas-themed cosmetics

[amber cave]

Just wait until it happens

[fallow oyster]

What about Wormwood agents?

[round mica]

man

[fallow oyster]

Sneaky spy class

[amber cave]

I just love this cycle ngl

[warm gyro]

we have enough stealth abilities in the game

[round mica]

is the best way to grind levels on weapons jusbuying a shit ton, upping their rarity and then sacrificing them?

[low blade]

Gun to your head, explain how this class works and how the addition of a full cosmetic set of Inquisition Agents for everyone already doesnt confirm that isnt considered at all

[low blade]

Use the fuckin weapon

[warm gyro]

they only need to be green rarity to be sacrificed

[fallow oyster]

Yea but worm wood agents are like super stealth or something

[amber cave]

People: Must be admech
FS: It's Hive Scum
People: Next one must be admech
FS: Actually, Proper Inq Acolyte
People: next one MUST be admech
FS: Necromundan Cook

[fair bridge]

should i take macroecon or microecon

[round mica]

I AM BUT I WANT TO BE A COMPLETIONIST AND DO ALL OF THEM AND I HATE SOME WEAPONS SO I WANT TO LEVEL THEM UP WITHOUT HAVING TO USE THEM

[low blade]

WW agents arent a "thing" in Warhammer its just what this warband uses as a catch-all term for their ground spies. Its like saying "Yo we need a fuckin uhhhhh, Inquisition guy standing guard in the Mourningstar class"

[fallow oyster]

FS will release a servitor in miku skin b4 ad mech

[low blade]

Just carry em

Dont have to use em

Just have em

[warm gyro]

still

no

[low blade]

Simple az innit

[warm gyro]

too much overlap and too niche

[brazen pelican]

If you want it to go fast, yes.

[warm gyro]

and we already have stealth abilities

and they suck

[round mica]

oooo

[warm gyro]

yeah the rarity isnt what decides how much weapon xp you get from the sacrifice, green and orange give same amount

so just sacrifice greens

[round mica]

oki

[round mica]

thanks for the info

[amber cave]

Thats why we gonna get a stealth class that doesn't suck!

[fallow oyster]

Are there anymore classes slated to be released at all tho?

[amber cave]

[low blade]

Welcome to the Darktide server where the suggestions for classes are:

Class we have already

Cosmetic set

Class we have already but in another color because "its different"

Pointing at a random word that appears in any Warhammer media ||"The" confirmed for next class||

Weapon idea but its a whole class (Which we have already)

Something devs said would never happen

[amber cave]

we already know there is a codename in the files called 'cryptic'

or whatnot

[warm gyro]

eventually

[warm gyro]

RATLINGS

WHERE ARE THE RATLINGS

I NEED MY RATLINGS OR ELSE I WILL DIE

[fallow oyster]

Wormwood agents confirmed

[amber cave]

Obviously the next class is Necron Flayed One called Steve

[low blade]

Then die

[fallow oyster]

Jk I don’t know

[warm gyro]

They're gonna add the Necron Cryptek tomorrow

[amber cave]

yes

Cryptic - Cryptek obviously

just how Adamant meant Arbites

and Broker - Scum

[warm gyro]

Opening a black hole to send the stupid fucking Plague Ogryn to the abyss

[fast gorge]

add the funny necron-tech hotshot

[amber cave]

After review bombing and complains of Hive Scum being too weak, FS is going to do a course correction and release Custodes.

[low blade]

They should just add a Grey Knight thats comically OP and a challenge to go down with at all and then the CEO blows up the whole building

[warm gyro]

dont even. there are people who genuinely want space marines

[fast gorge]

just add scouts bro!!

[faint charm]

how about disabled space marine?

[fallow oyster]

https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Cryptos

[faint charm]

like

[low blade]

Reminder to never respect a Cogboy Coper

[faint charm]

we get astartes

but

the space marine is like a stranded soldier

[fallow oyster]

Nah it’s cryptos we gonna play as a fart cloud

[faint charm]

we found him on some kinda statis pod evacuated from broken ship

[uneven ermine]

Yknow what make a ogryn cosmetic with a space marine shoulder plate

[faint charm]

and he got only 1 arm and 1 leg

[warm gyro]

Astartes With No Arms And Legs releases Q1 2026.

[faint charm]

so hadron put some sticks to him but

he's not performing 100%

[uneven ermine]

Description would just be “don’t ask how he got it you won’t know”

[amber cave]

Next class - a framed picture of Astartes

[uneven ermine]

And then delete the source code

[faint charm]

can i post imgur

image

[uneven ermine]

Not in gen

[faint charm]

even link?

[low blade]

Fatshark made me get blackout drunk and hit up my 5th grade teacher on Facebook

[uneven ermine]

Pretty sure not

[low blade]

And burned my crops

[fair bridge]

goddamn dude left the semester with a 3.5 GPA 😔

[amber cave]

Next class is just a random citizen whom claim he seen a Space Marine

[low blade]

And churches

[fair bridge]

im a brainlet

[fallow oyster]

Speaking of grey knights anything since they revealed the terminus decree?

[faint charm]

damn

[half rain]

fatshark beat my wife for me

[faint charm]

my new class idea

[uneven ermine]

C’s get degrees

[warm gyro]

worst lore drop in 40k history

[uneven ermine]

A win is a win

[low blade]

No but I made a killer joke about it referencing a shitty movie nobodys seen

[amber cave]

Yes. GW confirmed that they will never update Grey Knights because it's funny that their Terminators are as tall as Votann units.

[fair bridge]

if it was all C's i think i would've gotten like a 2.5 or something

had mostly A's except for two classes

[uneven ermine]

You did better than enough

Therefore

More than enough

You did good

[fair bridge]

fucking math professor was a dickhead 😡

[low blade]

I'm shoving you in a locker

[low blade]

AND stealing your lunch money

[fallow oyster]

GW reallllly hates its customers

[uneven ermine]

Of course they do their customers are Warhammer fans

I’d hate em too

[warm gyro]

10th edition sucks

[amber cave]

That is why I, a chad, play AoS, not that virgin 40K for Marines fans

[fast gorge]

old world

[amber cave]

old world can suck my nuts tbh

It's GW most shameless money grab in decades and I loath it.

[warm gyro]

when cosmetic shop reset

[uneven ermine]

I like 30k

I like the designs

[vague elm]

Votann mentioned

[uneven ermine]

I’m simple

[thin fable]

Simple as, sah

[amber cave]

I appreciate 30k for being honest

it's Space Marines the game

None of that pretending that other factions exists