general-chat

[sleek harness]

Blackrats

[quaint moss]

yuh basically the best

[feral vessel]

racism is fundamental to skaven society

[sleek harness]

Don't ever call us blackfurs ever again

This is the stupidest name ever

[jaunty path]

This is sounding more and more funny

[feral vessel]

Would you rather I use some other way to refer to black rats?

[twin flower]

Heh

Are there white ones

[sleek harness]

Yes

Rare

[jaunty path]

Merp don't send words in my head

[quaint moss]

ah dont worry
throws shiny warp stone

[feral vessel]

am i like the green goblin mask to you right now

[knotty terrace]

i kinda hope fat shark adds a third person mode into darktide for missions

[sleek harness]

Yes

Blackrats

[sleek harness]

See you already doing it

[quaint moss]

@feral vessel , gotta do it now😔

[jaunty path]

[round mica]

Theres a mod for that already

And it sucks

[knotty terrace]

i know but i fucking love it

[jaunty path]

Black people should be allowed to say their words whenever they want to.

[sleek harness]

Missus they can

[jaunty path]

Not here

[jaunty path]

I've had many moments I had to put it away lmfao

Here its not helping

[round mica]

I hate it

[jaunty path]

[sleek harness]

Why would you

[twin flower]

When you shoot its not even aiming on the center last I checked lmao

[knotty terrace]

well thats you matie i love seeing my characters drip

[jaunty path]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boondocks-you-got-kicked-in-yo-chest-the-boondocks-you-got-kicked-in-chest-gif-3229343897426003778

[feral vessel]

wait dont the ubersreik five call stormvermin 'blackfurs' though

so its basically a human slur for skaven

is that right?

[jaunty path]

Gotta let the guy out sometime

[twin flower]

Ratculture

[jaunty path]

Merp

[quaint moss]

a PIMP named slimpback

[feral vessel]

skaven culture is just snorting warpstone and racism tf you on about

[jaunty path]

Can I dm you the funny word

[quaint moss]

and war crimes

ratling gun/flamer go brrrrrr

[feral vessel]

i would rather not but feel free to dm me about anything else

[sleek harness]

You forgot slavery

[feral vessel]

yes i guess that can be considered a consequence of racism

[sleek harness]

No

[jaunty path]

Starts hitting you with californium

[sleek harness]

Tell me the difference between a slaverat and a clanrat

Go on

[quaint moss]

what about my favorite skaven cheese
wait do the skaven still like cheese ?-?

[jaunty path]

[quaint moss]

yo you like cheese

[jaunty path]

I'm gonna start tweaking man

[twin flower]

[sleek harness]

No

[quaint moss]

welp guess that settles it

[knotty terrace]

only 28 minutes until new year

[twin flower]

wat about cheese with warpstone

[feral vessel]

they both have no rights, one just likes to pretend it has some form of power by association

kruber told me rat men dont worship cheese how is this possible

[sleek harness]

Asking me if I like cheese should be considered a racist offense

[quaint moss]

"realizing 2014 is only 3 days away, YARRGGGGGG"

[twin dirge]

I mean...do you?

[sleek harness]

No

[twin dirge]

Fair

[sleek harness]

[twin dirge]

Just curious

[quaint moss]

welp that settles it

[sleek harness]

You are going to the list now

[twin dirge]

I like cheese

Ngl

[sleek harness]

We will meet soom enough

[twin dirge]

Soom

[sleek harness]

Soom

[quaint moss]

same, but to be fair not skaven

[twin dirge]

I soom to be the one

[sleek harness]

Do you got a problem?

[quaint moss]

oooooo funny rat time

[twin dirge]

I have no problems

[twin flower]

Cheesse laden warpstone

you likey?

[sleek harness]

Seems like you do

You are making fun of me because I said soom

[twin dirge]

My problem is my lack of personal cheese

[quaint moss]

this... yes

[twin dirge]

[twin flower]

[quaint moss]

gain personal cheese, simple

[feral vessel]

do you want to see my rat

[sleek harness]

No

[quaint moss]

ye

[twin dirge]

Yes

Show rat

Please

[feral vessel]

my rat is actually a grey seer

[twin dirge]

[jaunty path]

Show rodent

[sleek harness]

Let me see it

[feral vessel]

#pet-tide message

[knotty terrace]

you mean 2026

[quaint moss]

10/10

[signal walrus]

no mods, doesn't work, checked the files 1 was missing it already got fixed, got into the game still doesn't work

this sucks ass

[quaint moss]

never

[astral basin]

My coworker was saying she wished they let her keep the cancer nipple
Was repeating it pretty much
Im going home officially

[twin flower]

I'd try a reinstall if nothing else, or if its still mod related maybe the people at the modding server knows

idk the channel tho

[quaint moss]

wtf, like cancer cancer, not some slang

[twin dirge]

...what?

[signal walrus]

its so stupid cause i was playing fine last night

[astral basin]

Straight up. She had breasticle cancer

[signal walrus]

now all of the sudden doesn't work

[fiery wave]

Fwuffything. Patpats.

[astral basin]

Got it lopped off

[quaint moss]

breasticle is diabolical

[twin dirge]

Man I wish they let me keep my brain tumor smh

[astral basin]

Shows me a pic sometimes

[sleek harness]

Pet the Aki's inferior rat, not me

[quaint moss]

breast cancer is serious, prob wouldnt be happy to loose my nip neither, but it beats dying

[fiery wave]

Rejected. Patpats.

[hazy kestrel]

@tawny hearth I did not, in fact, end up in Old Carcosa after waking up this morning.

[sleek harness]

Guys I think I am growing bitter with time

Is this normal

[astral basin]

She’s been harassing us for about a month and a half for a new boo with a nipple on it. That’s what she was talking about at least.

[hushed cipher]

Yes

[sleek harness]

Why is it normal

Explain it then

[jaunty path]

Oldass

[sleek harness]

I am not even old

[jaunty path]

Old

[fiery wave]

You getting older, Fwuffything. Everything gets more and more bitter.

[twin dirge]

[sleek harness]

Call @elder merlin old but not me

[quaint moss]

thats so weird, like i dont care about my coworkers tibbies 😭

[jaunty path]

Old

[sleek harness]

Then why aren't you bitter

Actually you are nevermind

[twin flower]

[hazy kestrel]

I used to be bitter, now I’m not really anymore.

[fiery wave]

I just hide most of it.

[hushed cipher]

Old

[quaint moss]

ancient?

[sleek harness]

Did you reverse age

[twin flower]

Im getting there

[quaint moss]

:3

[twin flower]

Decrepid

[hazy kestrel]

No, I just did some soul searching.

[twin flower]

[twin dirge]

I was reading this as bite-er this entire time and was awfully confused

[quaint moss]

actual fossil?

[twin dirge]

I was wondering why the rat was teething lmfao

[quaint moss]

🐀

[sleek harness]

I am going to bite your eye out

And it will hurt

[quaint moss]

🐭

[twin flower]

[quaint moss]

🪤 🐁 🖱️

[fiery wave]

Patpats.

[hushed cipher]

[sleek harness]

GET AWAY FROM ME

Actually stay I don't care at this point

[twin flower]

weird way of saying you like the pats

[twin dirge]

Indeed

[sleek harness]

Shut up

[twin flower]

[hazy kestrel]

Tsundere rat.

[fiery wave]

He's Tsundere. We already knew for ages.

[sleek harness]

I have this random question, how do yall think I sound like

[hushed cipher]

Old

[sleek harness]

I am not old

[twin dirge]

^

A weathered rat

[hushed cipher]

Okay uih

[jaunty path]

How old

[hushed cipher]

Are you a sqeuaker

[twin dirge]

Maybe slightly nasaly

[hushed cipher]

Squeaker

[jaunty path]

Hes a rat so yeah

[sleek harness]

Not old

[hushed cipher]

How old

[jaunty path]

So very old.

[hushed cipher]

?

[fiery wave]

Weren't you in VC before?

[hushed cipher]

Fess up

[sleek harness]

Not very old

[twin flower]

squeeky

[sleek harness]

I never use my voice

[hushed cipher]

I bet he's a SQUEAKER

[jaunty path]

Very very old?

[sleek harness]

Missus

[hushed cipher]

[jaunty path]

Whatsup

[twin flower]

[astral basin]

How foul

[sleek harness]

I will destroy your house with a green fire flamethrower

[jaunty path]

[jaunty path]

2 kerillian arrows in ur direction

[twin dirge]

I play the elf so I find that funni

[quaint moss]

[sleek harness]

That's impossible, I have deep voice

[delicate vapor]

[jaunty path]

I love her attitude

[trail isle]

doro

[astral basin]

You guys use two arrows? I just fireball the general direction

[jaunty path]

Lmao

[astral basin]

Machine balls of fire

Brrrrrrrrt

Boom

[jaunty path]

Yeah sienna takes getting used to

She feels like balanced psyker

[fiery wave]

But honestly, the mental voice is thuggish but also squeakish. Gruffish Skaven. But mellows a little at times when happy or mocking.

[quaint moss]

we talking vermintide

[sleek harness]

Depends where you shoot

I am a blackrat afterall

[jaunty path]

I shoot you

You die

[sleek harness]

Then I don't die

[jaunty path]

Good results

[sleek harness]

Just two arrows isn't enough to kill me

[jaunty path]

I shoot you.

You die.

Good results.

[astral basin]

“Balanced psyker”
I heard she was high meta along with kerillian

[jaunty path]

I shoot like 5 vro

[urban beacon]

Sienna is stone age Psyker

[twin dirge]

I usually play outcast so

[sleek harness]

Arrows don't shoot

[urban beacon]

I hated how venting did self damage

[sleek harness]

Dumbass

[twin dirge]

Remove the direction the rat is in

[jaunty path]

5 arrows till it stops

Literally all I do

[astral basin]

Arrows are lame anyways

[jaunty path]

Just shoot the shit until it stops lmao

[astral basin]

Javelins are where its at

[twin dirge]

Minigun is where it's at

[twin dirge]

See now were talkin

[fiery wave]

So yeah, you asked, I told you the mental voice.

[sleek harness]

Okay cool but you didn't said anything about me dodging

[jaunty path]

What dodging

You die

[sleek harness]

I dodge

[quaint moss]

start hitting heroine
wtf you looking at me for, doing what ya said

[sleek harness]

[elder merlin]

[twin dirge]

Aren't the arrows heat seeking brain bolts?

How you dodging that

[quaint moss]

bunger

🍔

[sleek harness]

Paul what voice do you think I have

[jaunty path]

If the ability is the tracking arrows

[fiery wave]

Guess Fwuffything is ignoring. I'm going back to nonograms.

[jaunty path]

Yea

[modern bobcat]

Ogryn deserves a minigun

[jaunty path]

Skaven just dies

[sleek harness]

Can it track behind a rock?

No?

Then I live

[modern bobcat]

they should actually convert Ogryn into a mobile weapons platform

[sleek harness]

[astral basin]

Probably

[jaunty path]

Kinda

[sleek harness]

Theres no kinda

It's yes or no

[jaunty path]

I've shot it without looking in the direction of the gun rat

[twin dirge]

They should just turn ogryn into mechaogryn and give him 6 arms and 6 weapons, 4 guns 2 melees

[elder merlin]

Slide to the left
Slide to the right
Crisscross, crisscross

[twin dirge]

Every body clap yo hands

[elder merlin]

Your own

[jaunty path]

Stop playing music in my head

[sleek harness]

So you think my voice sounds like my voice

[twin flower]

[round mica]

starts playing Rick Roll

[modern bobcat]

He should also have gun legs

[elder merlin]

Irl? Yes

[jaunty path]

You're not safe

[elder merlin]

Or you talkin darktide?

[jaunty path]

[twin dirge]

And just be invincible tbh, with a flame thrower and lots of dakka

[round mica]

Tehehehe

Eto eeh

Bleh

[sleek harness]

Nevermind

[twin flower]

[round mica]

Chat

[twin dirge]

You can stop being jolly now btw

[sleek harness]

Who are you

[twin dirge]

[twin flower]

Amogus

[round mica]

When I get home should I play darktide or darktide

[sleek harness]

I think I lost my original pfp

[twin dirge]

Play darktide

[jaunty path]

Play a good game

[round mica]

Call me......
Teto

[twin flower]

Play something else

[round mica]

Ok downloading darktide 2

[twin dirge]

That's hilarious, you could just Photoshop the hat off tbh

[hushed cipher]

I thonk you should play darktide idk

[jaunty path]

Stockholm syndrome

[round mica]

What if I fucking killed huh HOW ABOUT THAT HUH

[sleek harness]

Why are you called tit in portuguese

[quaint moss]

play prototype

[twin flower]

who is huh

[twin dirge]

Why not

[round mica]

Thats not what it is

[twin flower]

should i be worried

[sleek harness]

But why

[twin dirge]

I'm huh

I fear for my life

[round mica]

Tit in portuguese is Teta which is also a slang and not official term

[twin dirge]

They grow closer

[twin flower]

be afraid

[quaint moss]

hi fear for my life

[sleek harness]

Teto can also mean tit

[round mica]

It can't

[sleek harness]

Ever thought of that?

[quaint moss]

teto red

[twin dirge]

That doesn't work I didn't say I am

[astral basin]

We freezing today

[twin dirge]

Un freeze

[sleek harness]

Good

[round mica]

Skaven you cannot win this war

[twin dirge]

Bro fuckin

Go home

[sleek harness]

What war

[twin dirge]

[astral basin]

Excuse you

[sleek harness]

I am in no war

[modern bobcat]

how do skaven feel about felinids

[round mica]

Homeress

[astral basin]

Fuckin

[sleek harness]

Sigmar didn't added them yet

[astral basin]

I see how it is

[round mica]

Yeah u are

[twin dirge]

You see how it isn't

[astral basin]

If you had me favorited
Youd know

But

Apparently

aaaaaaaa

[twin dirge]

He got a point

I forgot to favorite his ass

[hazy kestrel]

When you lose your copies of the Illiad and the Odyssey.

I’m Homerless

[sleek harness]

Yeah I am in Brazil, the most chill country ever

You should come live here too

[quaint moss]

simpsonless

[knotty terrace]

HAPPY NEW YEAR CHUCKLE FUCKS

[sleek harness]

It's tomorrow

[quaint moss]

:3

[knotty terrace]

FOR YOU MAYBE

[astral basin]

@twin dirge im on the phone w the duo rn
Was checking to see what hes doing
Apparently hes building a porch so. F my plan

[sleek harness]

But tomorrow is certain for everyone

So it's tomorrow

[round mica]

Husbant you spent all our copies of illiad and the odyssey and we are now homerless

[twin dirge]

[modern bobcat]

6️⃣ 7️⃣

[twin dirge]

Why is homie building a porch at 8am

[knotty terrace]

BUT FOR ME ITS NEW YEAR SO HAPPY NEW YEAR CHUCKLE FUCKS

[sleek harness]

Not happy new year yet

[delicate vapor]

happy new years from australia

[twin flower]

Silly rat

[round mica]

Youre not real

[round mica]

Australia doesnt exist

[modern bobcat]

are skaven capable of happiness?

[knotty terrace]

YES HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM AUSTRALIA

[modern bobcat]

i thought it was all suffering and eating

[sleek harness]

Yes

[astral basin]

Its his sisters porch. Hes currently waking up and getting ready

[knotty terrace]

STFU

[sleek harness]

If we get everything we ever wanted

[delicate vapor]

you dont exist

[sleek harness]

We would be happy

[twin flower]

give them warpstone

they'll do that eye boggling thing

[round mica]

You live in a fake country

[round mica]

I am very real

[twin dirge]

Bitch put yo headset on

[hushed cipher]

Wat

[knotty terrace]

AND YOU LIVE IN YO MOMMAS BASEMENT

[hushed cipher]

I don't exist 💔

[knotty terrace]

we aint the same

[round mica]

Yeah dude its a theory created by the yanunnami

Anunnaki

[sleek harness]

Yamamamia

[twin dirge]

Mamamia

Pizza time

[round mica]

I don't have a basement I live in my silly little room

With my silly little clothes

[twin dirge]

Real

[round mica]

And my silly little pc

[twin dirge]

I don't have a basement either

[delicate vapor]

[twin dirge]

It's a flood zone

[round mica]

Playing with my silly little games

[sleek harness]

Who still have basements

That's so old gen

[round mica]

Yeah

Have a bunker

So much more sophisticated

Fill it with canned food and weapons and ammo and lots of old technology

Tv and DVDs and monsters

And then send me the address

[sleek harness]

I am not in constant danger

[faint charm]

wish 40k was from america then the lore would be more interesting

[round mica]

You will be

[faint charm]

we can have inner city imperium and suburb tyrannids

[sleek harness]

Maybe

[little violet]

Does the vesture shop refresh tomorrow?

Or?

[round mica]

Warhammer 40k but made by Americans: there was once the God Baconator and his 20 sons the Big Macs

[faint charm]

emperor as space henry david thoreau would work

[round mica]

Dude its not this week its next year what are you talking about

[round mica]

Complete fucking slop

Unwatchable

[sleek harness]

Thy cut my weekend to next year

Fuckers

[little violet]

So basically Jan 1st?

[round mica]

Its true I invented the calendars and all the days of the weeks and months and years

[faint charm]

abbadon as john brown

[round mica]

I made up all numbers

[round mica]

2

Its on thurday

[sleek harness]

Why did you made Saturday and Sunday not numbers

Are you dumb?

[round mica]

Because they would get me if I did it

[little violet]

Well technically its thursday tomorrow for me xd

So western time

[round mica]

You're not real

[sleek harness]

Definitely dumb then

[round mica]

No its because They would get me

[sleek harness]

Dumbass

[round mica]

@ mods Totally Jolly Foolish Skaven is being mean to me, hang him by his balls

[sleek harness]

Imagine if I had balls

That would hurt

[round mica]

I'd shoot them off

Useless rat balls

[sleek harness]

What

[round mica]

What did I stutter

You heard me

[sleek harness]

Why wouldn't you shoot rat balls

[delicate vapor]

?

[little violet]

[round mica]

Dude Elios that cat is so fucking ugly dude you should like change pfps

[delicate vapor]

you should like

[round mica]

Yeah dude say it cmon say it

[sleek harness]

It's taking forever

[twin flower]

mind ya own bizness amirite

[brazen pelican]

You should have a snickers.

[delicate vapor]

I can but ill post pone it to feb

[round mica]

I think you should

[round mica]

Do you have... biomass instead?

[brazen pelican]

Trick question, snickers is biomass.

[delicate vapor]

forgot I had to solo the hard stratagem

because NO one wanted to join

[round mica]

I thought you would do the pepsi joke fuck you didnt get my memo FUCK SHIT PISS

[delicate vapor]

you should like

[modern bobcat]

Darktide has strategems now??

[delicate vapor]

hop back on warframe ouoo

[delicate vapor]

no

[round mica]

I never played that

Is it good

[sleek harness]

Warframe is trash

[delicate vapor]

[brazen pelican]

No, no one should play it.

[round mica]

Ok

[delicate vapor]

play it and spend 4k hours on it

[brazen pelican]

Who would do that? Couldn't be me.

[sleek harness]

Elios why

You could have played better games

[delicate vapor]

i have like 128 hours

[round mica]

checks Neurolictors hours
10k+

[brazen pelican]

4224,2.

[elder merlin]

You're gay

[modern bobcat]

The only games worth spending 4000 hours in are Paradox games

[sleek harness]

I am not

[modern bobcat]

Need more digital crack cocaine

[delicate vapor]

[round mica]

Why are all queer people locked in on warframe what happens there

[faint charm]

i did my first havoc

[modern bobcat]

Your twitch emojis disturb me

[modern bobcat]

Congratulations

[brazen pelican]

It can be really pretty and the grind is real.

[elder merlin]

Sounds like denial

[arctic escarp]

TF2

[round mica]

Keyword: colors and grinding

[delicate vapor]

endgame is pretty much fashion slop

[round mica]

Tf2 is divided by queers and neo nazis

[faint charm]

still i am not sure I'm good enough to do haoc

[round mica]

Stop putting slop after every word

[sleek harness]

Uh yeah

It is?

[delicate vapor]

[round mica]

1-20 havocs arent that bad tbh

[sleek harness]

I am denying

Dumb fuck

[modern bobcat]

Elios endgame is posting slop

[faint charm]

i was failing at like 16-18 but succeded in 22

[round mica]

Isnt that a river in like Egypt or whatever

Le Nile

[faint charm]

its so confusing theres not much feedback like

[brazen pelican]

Hoarding platinum to give it away.

[faint charm]

im not sure if i am doing wrong or its just team issue like,

[modern bobcat]

It can be very luck based

[delicate vapor]

give it all to me

[round mica]

The AI probably just spawned more shit on the others

[delicate vapor]

i need 1.2k

[faint charm]

i dont really know what to improve

[sleek harness]

Elios next year will be better

[modern bobcat]

Team, but likely luck. Spawns can be life or death

[sleek harness]

Trust me

[faint charm]

ah ok

[brazen pelican]

I recently broke 12k again, so I might.

[delicate vapor]

[round mica]

12k what

Dollars?

[faint charm]

I can see a lot of improvement point in my melee play but ranged thing (i play veteran and arby's) idk..

[sonic lotus]

Destiny migration

also cool colors

[brazen pelican]

Platinum.

Premium currency.

[round mica]

Probably target priority: such as units you should focus first rather than dealing with the hordes

And learning your role in the team

[round mica]

Damn

[fast gorge]

2027 just on year away guys

[brazen pelican]

You can actually grind and trade to earn it, you are not forced to buy it.

[round mica]

As I said the keywords are color and grind

[faint charm]

basically when I play veteran(plasma gun) I try to kill elites/specialists as much as I can

[hushed cipher]

Arby is very elite focused, usually front line too since they can take quite a bit of damage without going down

[faint charm]

priority override if the crushers and shit is near my playmate (especially psyker)

[round mica]

Plus their weapons are so fucking good to stun targets

[sonic lotus]

queer sleeper agent activation

[fast gorge]

[faint charm]

yeah arby feels really good

[hushed cipher]

They're so good

[faint charm]

im sturdy, can pin down most stuffs in melee and still can constantly shooting weirdos

[fast gorge]

kill all tithe rats

[round mica]

Why is it like that
Every time a game is turned based, character customization or grind it sucks me in completely

[fast gorge]

[modern bobcat]

You can get very unlucky spawns at random on Havoc even on lower levels that you might not be equipped to handle depending on modifiers, while 20+ Havocs you might get lucky and get fewer spawns than expected

[faint charm]

hmm

[modern bobcat]

Like Twins + Captain spawn can happen

[hushed cipher]

Wait are you doing Havocs??

[fast gorge]

havoc 21 is the difficulty spike

[modern bobcat]

He is

[round mica]

I might try warframe qhen my 40k hyperfixation dies off

[modern bobcat]

I might in abit though

[hushed cipher]

Ooh yeah

[faint charm]

im trying to get into havoc

[modern bobcat]

I'm trying to find Maelstroms or Aurics

[delicate vapor]

[modern bobcat]

but not getting any luck with Quickplay

[round mica]

I love playing arbie when I feel like turning into an unmovable object

[faint charm]

still palying auric in some characters

since still got ghetto gears

[hushed cipher]

It's hard to get good in Havoc when you don't have a particular team. The modifiers & boss spawns make it very difficult

[sonic lotus]

I was breezing with a team of randos up to 20, but with 4 friends all locked in we couldn't make it past 23

[modern bobcat]

And also when we're connecting with like 200 ping XD

[faint charm]

hard to find a friend in my region i guess

[round mica]

Unironically playing with randoms makes me lock in more idk why

[hushed cipher]

One time thing, I swear,,,

[round mica]

I feel like I can do more

[timber elk]

Bro my fucking text got delayed >:[

[hushed cipher]

I constantly play on US servers, but I stick to auric/auric maelstroms

[timber elk]

Damm you discord

[modern bobcat]

I supposedly have NBN with 200+ mb/s download speed

[round mica]

L lamb

[modern bobcat]

and it does nothing

[hushed cipher]

Ion even got that wtf

[round mica]

Being forced to play NA servers because I lag out in SA servers

How does this work

[sleek harness]

Lamb

[timber elk]

for some reason is now sitting in the middle of a rain storm sitting in a white lawn chair listening to bury the light

[carmine steppe]

You play in south America?

[hushed cipher]

I actually rarely lag out on US servers funnily enough. I'll lag, but not enough to close my entire game

[round mica]

I'm brazilian I'm supposed to

[sleek harness]

What

[sleek harness]

No you are not

[timber elk]

This…..is power…

[round mica]

But every time I play in a SA server I get errors and lag out from matches

[sleek harness]

That's literally the worst region to play

[carmine steppe]

Oh nice I am from Argentina, and usually I play in NA cause it finds players quickly

[round mica]

Yeah but playing with 150+ pingfucking sucks

[sleek harness]

Skill issue

[hushed cipher]

Wtf...

That's my average

[round mica]

It finds players quickly and I don't lag out

[hushed cipher]

[round mica]

And you're from NA?

[hushed cipher]

Australia

I play SEA if I want best oing

Ping

But it's always dead

[round mica]

It's not even skill issue I'm still very good but it feels stiff
Some times I kill targets and their animations havent played for me yet so it diminishes what I could have done in that extra second that I knew they were dead

[sleek harness]

Skill issue doesn't just mean skill nowadays

[round mica]

I'm eating you

[carmine steppe]

Do you play with the mouse on the left side and the keyboard on the right side?

[round mica]

L Australia

[sleek harness]

Nah

[hushed cipher]

I play with my head on the floor and my feet on the keys

[round mica]

Feet

[hushed cipher]

Upside down

[carmine steppe]

As expected from Australia, make sure to keep your harness connected

[round mica]

Makes it easier to access them

[hushed cipher]

Wtf

[carmine steppe]

Wouldn't want you falling out of the Earth's atmosphere

[round mica]

Their gravity is switched as well they don't need harnesses

[hushed cipher]

Facts

I need a harness anyway

I'm feral

[carmine steppe]

Someone clearly hasn't gone to Australia

[round mica]

Why would I ever want that

Give me 3 reasons

[elder merlin]

[carmine steppe]

The animals are cool and exotic

[round mica]

Fuck you got a point.

[dreamy crow]

I HAVEN'T SHOWERED SINCE LAST YEAR

[carmine steppe]

National parks, culture the Sidney stage

[hushed cipher]

Many pretty animals

[round mica]

Ok chat I'm buying a ticket to Australia

[round mica]

W... now play more darktide

Spend all your money on aquilas/j

@fiery wave Say something you coward

Stop staring at me with those eyes with empty thoughts

[delicate vapor]

[round mica]

Elios

[lilac crag]

true

[round mica]

Wsp oomf

[delicate vapor]

no

[lilac crag]

hai oomfie

[round mica]

I'm blocking you.

[delicate vapor]

no

[round mica]

There are 2 wolfs inside me please take me to the hospital

[sleek harness]

Paypal me 30000 dollars instead so you make Lynxiee jealous

[delicate vapor]

how about

no

[round mica]

Are you free to play in like an hour

[sleek harness]

Why not

[delicate vapor]

mine

[round mica]

Dude it would be well spent trust me

[sleek harness]

And do you have any proof that it's yours?

[delicate vapor]

I said it first

[round mica]

I'm calling 911 and telling them you stole that money and you committed tax fraud

[delicate vapor]

no

[lilac crag]

for you? yeah sure

[knotty terrace]

slop shop hasn't being reset

[lilac crag]

dm me when you're up

[lilac crag]

#tomorrow

[round mica]

[knotty terrace]

tommorow is today for me ya nerd

[round mica]

Next year

[lilac crag]

Thursday!!!!

[sleek harness]

You live in China?

[lilac crag]

it's on Thursday!!!!!

[somber stream]

Next year

[knotty terrace]

and today is thursday

[round mica]

Dude I already said that

[lilac crag]

oh that's insane

you're like

half a day ahead of me

[sleek harness]

Why theres so many anime emojis on the Elden Ring server

[lilac crag]

I can't foresee that far sorry

[round mica]

Where are you guys from that youre like

Already 1 day ahead

Than me

[sleek harness]

Not in Brazil

[knotty terrace]

yes i'm in the future

[lilac crag]

because all soulslike players are fucking weeaboos

[round mica]

[hushed cipher]

Future moment

[lilac crag]

at least he's not French

[round mica]

watches

[hushed cipher]

We all blow up in 2026

[somber stream]

Everyone and their grandma is a weeb these day

[hushed cipher]

Factual

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

[round mica]

Manga and anime is so cool

[somber stream]

Anime was a mistake

[knotty terrace]

that includes you and your grandma genius

[round mica]

Can I stay I like not exploding all that much

[limber zealot]

As someone that's been watching anime for almost 15 years I'm inclined to agree with you

[hushed cipher]

Time is ticking

[lilac crag]

I'm gonna blow you up

[drowsy karma]

that cant be

but i agree

[round mica]

[somber stream]

Alex wtf

No cheating

[hushed cipher]

@somber stream are you free tonight?

I mean not tonight sorry, like in a few

[somber stream]

Uhhhhh my night or your night?

[round mica]

I think you should be banned!!!

[hushed cipher]

Mine I meant lmao

[lilac crag]

I ain't even do nothin

[hushed cipher]

It's 11:40

[lilac crag]

violence is just what I do

[somber stream]

Hmmm I'm free for the next 2 hours

[round mica]

Angron when he met his legion for the first time

Chat

[limber zealot]

Anime has a subgenre about gender roles being reversed and having all of the women be Diddy

[somber stream]

After that it's the party of the life time with the boys from the block

[lilac crag]

stick my 8 nails in your heads

[round mica]

Do you guys think Estrogen could've said Angron

[hushed cipher]

Well my sleep is fucked up and I wanna do something

[somber stream]

Havoc? We don't have enough hand

[limber zealot]

Anime is a plague and I'm a demon of nurgle

[somber stream]

Or do we

[round mica]

So do western shows but alr

[hushed cipher]

Uh

[limber zealot]

Like what

[hushed cipher]

It's just me for now so probably not

[somber stream]

Balls

1 match of Mortis then?

[round mica]

Idk i dont watch that many stuff made by US

Except like

2 series

[round mica]

[limber zealot]

Mf you were just saying shit then😭

[somber stream]

Wanna come?

[lilac crag]

perhaps

[round mica]

Yeah I like doing that spreading misinformation on da internet is fun

[lilac crag]

if only to watch Ray explode

[somber stream]

It's not Havoc so your mom shouldn't be able to nag

[lilac crag]

yeah Charlotte allows me to play the fun stuff

[hushed cipher]

Wtf

[somber stream]

'Allow'

[hushed cipher]

I wont

I carry

[round mica]

W Charlotte

[somber stream]

Oh dear..

[round mica]

Wait

Allow

Bottom

[lilac crag]

I'm not crazy enough to forego my woman's word dawg

[round mica]

Bottom bottom bottom

[lilac crag]

is this ragebait?

[somber stream]

Smart, i wouldn't either

Something about that woman

[lilac crag]

you get it

[lilac crag]

only person I'll never talk back to is her

and you already know I talk shit

[round mica]

I'll be also following my womans orders like a well trained mutt

[lilac crag]

bottom 🗣️

[somber stream]

🗣️

[hushed cipher]

Always listen to the women

[lilac crag]

I am NOT listening to you

[round mica]

[lilac crag]

you'll get me killed

[round mica]

Yes ma'am

[lilac crag]

I just know it

[hushed cipher]

0 faith

[round mica]

My other message didnt send

Fuck my stupid chudette life

[lilac crag]

chudette

[somber stream]

So what now fellas

Clock is ticking

[lilac crag]

well I'm off to darktide with fenrir

[hushed cipher]

Im logging on

[lilac crag]

then I got lynx in an hour

and then uhhh

[round mica]

I still got a bit of cardio to do

[lilac crag]

darktide with you lot

[grim spoke]

one day gen chat will be normal

[lilac crag]

ain't no one normal

[round mica]

Ragnarok would start

[somber stream]

Like you're the one to talk

[round mica]

The day gen chat is normal is the day everything comes to an end

[grim spoke]

i have remained innocent throughout my entire time in this server

[hushed cipher]

DARKTIDE NOW.

TIDE NOW,.

NO

OW

[round mica]

Me when I lie

[lilac crag]

Jesus christ

[modern bobcat]

You want to Havoc?

[somber stream]

Me when i lie

[limber zealot]

Bro got hurt

[grim spoke]

what have i done

[lilac crag]

I think we should kill you

[somber stream]

Degeneracy, i've seen you in Zealot

[grim spoke]

you haven’t been in this server long enough

to tell me if i’ve been evil

[round mica]

Can i be next

[grim spoke]

what have i done other than howl

[lilac crag]

that's a personal goal I will do alone

[round mica]

[lilac crag]

collectively, we kill willow

[somber stream]

Who is Willow

[lilac crag]

meow.

[grim spoke]

me

[modern bobcat]

NOW???

[slate summit]

The new year is on the rise

[somber stream]

I see

Anyway off to save Atoma i go

[hushed cipher]

Now

[lilac crag]

@somber stream

[round mica]

Atoma Prime has fallen

[lilac crag]

let's squad up

[round mica]

Billions must die

[lilac crag]

I got fen

you got ray

[arctic escarp]

HAPPY NEW YEAR IN A FEW HOURS GUYS

[somber stream]

I do wonder what kind of noise is 'degenete noises'

[lilac crag]

that makes us 4

[somber stream]

Okay

[round mica]

Happy new year to you specifically Malarkey

[hushed cipher]

Do he tho

[modern bobcat]

Do you have room??

[lilac crag]

JOIN UP OR I THROW YOU OVER THE MOURNINGSTAR

[somber stream]

Wait hold the phone

What are we doing

[lilac crag]

wdym

[somber stream]

I'm not certain if i have the time to commit to havoc

[lilac crag]

we aren't doing havoc, worry naught

[hushed cipher]

I think we're fully squadded up 💔 sowwie

Awesome i can chill

[round mica]

Chat

[somber stream]

Next time Iron, promise

[round mica]

What do you guys think will be the next items to appear on the commodore store

[lilac crag]

strike team 69

all of you

[round mica]

[modern bobcat]

We alrdy know them , check Driptide

[somber stream]

... do i have to

[round mica]

Why not 67

[lilac crag]

necromunda Enforcers

[modern bobcat]

It's reskins of Enforcer set

[lilac crag]

eh, no

do you want to?

[hushed cipher]

No vc?

[somber stream]

Fine

I'll do it

For you

[lilac crag]

just us 3, fen is with a friend

[round mica]

I dont see anything

[round mica]

Other than that i mean the other 2 pages

[lilac crag]

me, and me

[round mica]

So real

[modern bobcat]

#darktide-driptide message

You're gonna have to search for the clothing

it's a ways up

[zealous viper]

navy breachers cosmetics tomorrow

[round mica]

Im wasting a lot of money on this rotation

[river elbow]

Arbites will have a new skin tomorrow, I'm sure of it! (Let me cope.)

[fair bridge]

new year's eve off

this is wild

[zealous viper]

im choosing not to believe you

it WILL be navy breachers

[round mica]

Hello weezo

[round mica]

Reskinned slop
Watch me
It will be red

[round mica]

No this is not me

This is

[fair bridge]

ur a little rat in a big fuckin cage...........

[zealous viper]

palanite skin for arbites

[round mica]

Untrue my fursona is a spider therefore im not the rat

[sonic sonnet]

my game's cooked

lol

[fair bridge]

my bf just woke up and looked at me giggling

[sonic sonnet]

I have the Arbites DLC but the game doesn't register it

[fair bridge]

i should destroy him

[sonic sonnet]

and I can't play my Arbites

[river elbow]

IT'LL BE UNIQUE!

[fair bridge]

did you check the support site

[sonic sonnet]

not yet

only restarted the game a couple times so far

[river elbow]

Check the DLC in the Properties Tab on Steam.

[fair bridge]

https://support.fatshark.se

[sonic sonnet]

I've got it in the XBOX store

[fair bridge]

cooked

[river elbow]

Then I have no idea.

[sonic sonnet]

like if I start the game and want to select my Arbitrator, it tells me to "get the content"

and I get directed into the Microsoft store

where it tells me that I already have it

because I already have it

[fair bridge]

if there aren't any articles about it on the support site you'll have to wait until after the holidays for them to open tickets again

[sonic sonnet]

bruh

[fiery wave]

Properly fully closed the game and restarted?

[sonic sonnet]

yeah

I'll restart my PC

brb

[fiery wave]

PC? I thought Xbox.

[river elbow]

Bought Darktide through the PC Microsoft Store, probably.

[fiery wave]

Cos pause and resume may break things.

[fair bridge]

xbox game pass for pc karien

[fiery wave]

If so, restarting the store app might be a thing... You can do that, right?

[sonic sonnet]

I got it in the gamepass, when I got that for free

and then I just bought the game, so I don't loose my progress

[fair bridge]

ik you already restarted but here's the article https://support.fatshark.se/hc/en-us/articles/28365024804125-Why-Is-the-Arbites-Hive-Scum-Class-Suddenly-Unplayable-or-Showing-Get-DLC-Buy-Add-On

[sonic sonnet]

am on that page already

thanks though

restarting worked

[fair bridge]

the DLC shows up as purchased on the michaelsoft store right

oh good

now you can play MID

[sonic sonnet]

after almost a week, I can finally Karktide again

[sonic sonnet]

I wanna ease into it

play easy, rather than remember everything

[fair bridge]

arbites is soooooo boring

[sonic sonnet]

it's like walking with crutches

I like Arbites

[fiery wave]

Oh. Guess you just needed to restart the store app somehow.

[sonic sonnet]

I mostly enjoy the feeling

[sonic sonnet]

probably, yeah

[fair bridge]

idk the dog is OP

[sonic sonnet]

and I love dogs

so I'm fine with that

[fair bridge]

doggies are ok

this is a Dog

[sonic sonnet]

I named my Leo-Lex

[drowsy prawn]

the dog is better than 90% of the darktide player base

it is known

[sonic sonnet]

because my Arb is called John-Justice

you see the pattern there

[toxic rock]

Happy New Year!

[sonic sonnet]

All Pigs are Cops

[river elbow]

I trust my Cyber-Mastiff to get a hound off me more than a Zealot two feet to my right.

[long sigil]

buff frag bomb

i hope can do crits

[half rain]

woe be upon ye, krak grenade

[long sigil]

shit

and i hope all las weapon can do burn without blessing

and remove burn blessing and do more damage to burn target blessing

or rending

[daring latch]

I feel like there is a bell curve with drip. Like you have the stock cosmetics, where you think 'this guy is going to go down'.
Then you have the guy who is wearing some premium stuff that looks okay, and you don't really have to worry about them.
You have the people who really mix and match to look fantastic, and you know you can depend on them to carry.
But at the far end. At the far end you have people who have gone out of their way to look like absolute garbage. Those are the people who you will watch solo 3 monstrosities and a crusher swarm before asking 'why did you guys go down, it isn't even that hard.'

[rancid shore]

Sup freaks

[long sigil]

sup dog

[rancid shore]

Krak be upon yee

[half rain]

🗣️🗣️🗣️

wadduh recaf

[inner nimbus]

waltuh

[half rain]

waltuh

[round mica]

I'm back

[rancid shore]

Job fucking sucks

[inner nimbus]

agreed, that's why I'm quitting mine

they paid me a lot, time for me to be freeeeee

[rancid shore]

Damn-

[half rain]

felt

😔

[round mica]

How do y'all find new jobs like that

I ain't got that motion

[inner nimbus]

new jobs?

[round mica]

Yuh

Some times I be looking for better jobs around my city and I aint find shit

[hushed cipher]

2026 moment

[inner nimbus]

I'm making the joke that like, I ain't going to a new job immediately lol