general-chat

[lilac crag]

YOURELYING TO ME!!!!

[hushed cipher]

LMFAO

[modern bobcat]

No I'm in Australia XD

[somber stream]

This is false

[hushed cipher]

THIS IS TRUWE

[modern bobcat]

But yes teacher

[somber stream]

They want to kill themselves on a daily basis

[hushed cipher]

ITS CAYSE I BE PLAYING WITH MY PARTNER

😭

[somber stream]

Soruce: Me, lived in Finland for 2 years

[amber cave]

Out of joy!~Amazing.

[lilac crag]

8 hours of MHW last night I will KILL you

[somber stream]

Yeeey

[modern bobcat]

That's Bhutan, Finland had the highest suicide rate in the world for most of the 2010s

[hushed cipher]

I'm gonna do 9 hours tonight now

[ionic moth]

for the hivescum how hard is to play as a first class as well i got the game 5ish days ago

[astral basin]

Wilds or world? Very important question here

[lilac crag]

bro does not sleep

[hushed cipher]

Wilds

[amber cave]

It's not hard at all, go for it.

[hushed cipher]

I went to bed at 4 yestersday I was destroyed

[lilac crag]

[gloomy void]

Rise

[lilac crag]

you are so based for this by the way

[astral basin]

MhR is hot garbage

[twin flower]

Wilds

[amber cave]

Worlds for the fans who love MH, Wilds for the fans who love being abused by Capcom.

[lilac crag]

KILL SOL

[gloomy void]

Your dad is hot garbage

[hushed cipher]

I can't talk, I loaded Rise up, made a character, then never touched the game again

[lilac crag]

ough I'm hungy

but it's 11

[somber stream]

Go make a Pizza or something

[fiery wave]

Look, some ppl don't do well multitasking. Some just can't. Some old games just nuke themselves if you alt-tab.

[lilac crag]

it wasn't serious dw

[hushed cipher]

My mind is very one-track, yeah

[jaunty path]

like tf2 lmao

[lilac crag]

I'm going to make a very violent and romantic comment towards your disposition

[ionic moth]

what did solbadguy do to you?

[amber cave]

Aren't you all excited for PCs to become impossibly expensive next year or even nigh impossible to buy?

[hushed cipher]

If im vcing with someone the truth is I'll be responding to you tomorrow

[nocturne bloom]

Fallout 1 and 2 you cant reopen if you alt tab

[astral basin]

Rise was the first mh i attempted
I was not enthused tbw. It did not motivate me for being dumb complicated
I was still unenthused with world, but that game had me actually curious
Wilds was what roped me in fully

[lilac crag]

solstranger you mean?

[somber stream]

Lewd, but i won't tell Charlotte

[astral basin]

He is indeed
I still dont understand why people keep tryna bang him

[nocturne bloom]

First time I played them it freaked out because it was trying to play at over 2000 fps

[lilac crag]

hold on I got this

[hushed cipher]

sol good-man?

[lilac crag]

I can tell her

[misty trench]

oh shit former teacher here

[somber stream]

Great now there's 5 of them

[lilac crag]

alright

[hushed cipher]

Wtf.

Hater

[lilac crag]

licht I'm gonna make you a pizza made of frogs

[astral basin]

When do we get a class going?

[lilac crag]

force feed it to you

[astral basin]

Excuse the fuck out of you

Alexander

[somber stream]

Literally War crime you're comitting there Alex

[fiery wave]

I mean, basically what I said. Game stops working or crashes on alt-tab.

[astral basin]

I beg your finest fucking pardon @lilac crag

[lilac crag]

you chose violence, I choose Geneva suggestions

[nocturne bloom]

Yep, luckily most games have a mod to fix that issue

[lilac crag]

CONSEQUENCES

[somber stream]

Mama mia

[hushed cipher]

,MAOL

MAMA MIA

I hate italians.

[somber stream]

Suddenly, as if the soul of a million Italian just left their body at the mention of Frog Pizza

[lilac crag]

" make me another pizza pizza boy "

" wtf you can't say that uoull make me a frog pizza Alex that's so evil "

[fiery wave]

Frog legs are yummy though.

[lilac crag]

I'll kill him

I'll kill this German

[arctic shoal]

Mods are cheating tho

[jaunty path]

KIll the peerson above me

[lilac crag]

well, to each their own of course

[amber cave]

Excited for 2026 my lads and ladettes?

[fiery wave]

Most. Some are forgotten lul.

[astral basin]

Actual war crimes asking for frog leg pizza fr fr

[sleek harness]

No

[somber stream]

I tried frog once while in Asia, rushed straight to the toilet

[nocturne bloom]

I find it rare for one to not have a mod for that stuff

[astral basin]

No. Means ill be older and stiffer

[amber cave]

Why not? Be excited. It's going to be way worse than 2025!

[lilac crag]

I'm excited for my paycheck and nothing else

[fiery wave]

Frog meat pizza would just be an alternative meat pizza?

[nocturne bloom]

Even red faction has mods for it

[somber stream]

NO

[sleek harness]

No

[arctic escarp]

you mean 1 AK...

[amber cave]

Well I am starting 2026 the right way.

[lilac crag]

cooked frog legs between the dough and the cheese

[fiery wave]

Probably from 4000mg sodium.

[amber cave]

Buying new PC!

[lilac crag]

some good tomatoes and pepperoni

[astral basin]

Fr though
Why HASNT someone tried to market frog meat pizza?

[lilac crag]

slap on mushrooms

[somber stream]

Alr i'm off, have a good one pep

[lilac crag]

and dump swamp water on it

cus FUCK you

[astral basin]

We did it lads

We broke licht

[lilac crag]

he'll be back, just... mention femboys, or knights

[fiery wave]

Only to pester Licht for yuri. Getting older sucks, makes me wish I died young.

[amber cave]

And the puter is going to be able to run Darktide in at least 60 FPS!

[hushed cipher]

He likes femboys?

[nocturne bloom]

I can break him with my 40+ page document of lamia facts

[astral basin]

I forgot he was in the cult we shant name

[lilac crag]

you don't know?

I wish we still had image perms

the screenshots I have of this man

[fiery wave]

Yeah, but there are some still.

[hushed cipher]

I seen his lust for catgirls but... femboys?

Wowza..

[lilac crag]

and the French

[nocturne bloom]

Is that why he would invite me after I moaned in vc

[astral basin]

Licht a rezero fan frfr

[lilac crag]

partially

[nocturne bloom]

No doubt

[lilac crag]

did we actually kill licht

I feel bad now

@somber stream

come back good man

[nocturne bloom]

Mods add voice message perms so I can break licht

[hushed cipher]

Ayo

[somber stream]

What the fuck are all these accusasions

[lilac crag]

LOL

[astral basin]

[somber stream]

Me? Likeing Femboys?

[jaunty path]

we know ur gay

[somber stream]

Bitch i was the HEAD of anti-femboy club around here

[hushed cipher]

It's okay, this is a safe space

[lilac crag]

despite being friends with all of them????

[hushed cipher]

Let it all out

[fiery wave]

Welcome back.

[lilac crag]

SEAN WAS A FRENCH FEMBOY

YOU LOVED HIM

[astral basin]

Aquila the Femboy Smiter

[somber stream]

I MAKE EXCEPTIONS

[lilac crag]

LICHT?????

[jaunty path]

Homosexual spotted

[arctic shoal]

Didn't that one get mind controlled?

[jaunty path]

[somber stream]

Also love is a bit of a stretch, guy is married 😔

[lilac crag]

why are you pensive about it.

what are you trying to say.

[gilded socket]

@somber stream hi licjt

Ots me

Your favorite Armageddon zealot

[fiery wave]

Could still be open relationship.

[somber stream]

I was expressive my pensiveness toward the baseless accusations

[jaunty path]

gay

[lilac crag]

right........

[somber stream]

Also i'm actually working today so i won't be replying as much

[lilac crag]

working on the 31st?

I'm sorry to hear

[somber stream]

I work for Asian

They don't give 2 shit about these kind of thing.

[nocturne bloom]

I work today, a lot of people work today

[fiery wave]

Poor you, I wanted to pester you past my midnight about my yuri ideas.

[jaunty path]

why?

Quit ur job

[somber stream]

Oh i get piss drunk around that time

[nocturne bloom]

So we can have MONEY and buy things IRRESPONSIBLY

[fiery wave]

Great, you can still read my not-Smut ideas.

[jaunty path]

lamia have you ever thought about how much money you make?

and how much you can give me?

[arctic shoal]

Can't really quit, justice has to still process people today for the serious stuff

[lilac crag]

no one ever got to hear about my writing

[jaunty path]

Did someone say smut

[fiery wave]

Or just have no money and is still irresponsible with it. Well, can't be cos no money.

[nocturne bloom]

No

[jaunty path]

Who wants to hear about my Clown transformation via the frontal lobe idea?!?!! (not smut frfr)

[nocturne bloom]

Im a filthy tax payer Kari... im sorry

[arctic shoal]

Born to earn stonks
Forced to pay taxes

[fiery wave]

Too poor to need to pay those taxes.

[amber cave]

What the heck is going on in here.

[nocturne bloom]

Whoops

[nocturne bloom]

Yea call me a filthy poor tax payer

[fiery wave]

Can't be poor if you need to pay them. There's a minimum earned per year for it.

[nocturne bloom]

Actually

[jaunty path]

I hate taxes

OK no politics

[arctic shoal]

Taxation is theft

[jaunty path]

my mind is burnt out enough

[mint gazelle]

new shop roll today/tomorrow?

[arctic shoal]

Tithe-rats bad!

[fiery wave]

Well, you can be, but not poor poor.

[nocturne bloom]

In a lot of areas if you dont make much money you dont pay taxes on it yearly

[vapid matrix]

Meow

[fiery wave]

Tax the rich more, not the poor.

[jaunty path]

Basically if you make nothing you pay nothing if you make something you pay something then you have almost nothing.

I hate it.

[vapid matrix]

If u earn more u gotta tax more

Easy as that

[amber cave]

Guys ever played a game called Darktide? it came out a few years ago but it's pretty good

[nocturne bloom]

My first job was horrible, I made 8k in a YEAR and I got hit with the pitty no tax. My refund was literally $20

[vapid matrix]

The rich just go to Dubai so they don’t have to pay taxes

[fiery wave]

I know. Is why I say I don't pay that tax. Don't earn close to the minimum to be taxed.

[vapid matrix]

[nocturne bloom]

Its pretty exploitable though

[gilded socket]

Darktide is a game? I thought this was a circle jerk

[nocturne bloom]

Which... I wont talk about for legal reasons

[hushed cipher]

Whats darktide lol

[earnest oyster]

coincidentally poor people from 3rd world countries go there too, but they get their passports taken away and are forced to work shit/dangerous jobs

[fiery wave]

I know, the greedy rich abuse it all the time

[nocturne bloom]

Nah, its not like that

[amber cave]

Okay now, a real one

[fiery wave]

Hrm?

[lilac crag]

how about we play darktide guys

I'm bored as hell

[nocturne bloom]

Greedy rich dont work a job that makes under the tax bracket

[amber cave]

Which soundtrack of Dorktide is the best and why is it NIGHTSIDER?

[earnest oyster]

i listen to blade rave techno mix 2, so idk

it hits good during hordes when your back is against the wall and all you have is your chainsword

[fiery wave]

Oh. I thought they just shunt it off land accounts.

[nocturne bloom]

Theres a lot of ways they dont get taxed on money

There are actually genuine videos online that will teach you and surprisingly, actually do work

[lapis basin]

Just had the most intense havoc 20 of my existence

[nocturne bloom]

But you gotta keep in mind the open ways of doing things like that are pretty easily diversions for more thought out tax evasion methods

[astral basin]

Real gamers crank music up and effects at half
Everything else? Zero

[earnest oyster]

if you typed in tax evasion you're on a list somewhere

[fiery wave]

Oh, I know. I get it.

[lapis basin]

Poxbursters lined up for days

[earnest oyster]

gg

[astral basin]

Im not a real gamer. Imma dialogue enjoyer

[nocturne bloom]

I play every fps with only footstep audio maxed

[astral basin]

Fuckin feet lovers

[jaunty path]

I'm surprised you haven't been hit for this yet

you send this so often

[arctic shoal]

wtf

[earnest oyster]

if you play tarkov that's a one way ticket to a mental hospital

[arctic shoal]

WHY

[jaunty path]

It isn't that bad

[nocturne bloom]

Its like, my least sent sticker out of all the ones ive sent

[fiery wave]

It's Reimu. Her outfit is just like that.

[astral basin]

<Tap >rap <tap >tap

[jaunty path]

Yeah but you send it atleast once everytime you're here!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nocturne bloom]

What, you want Uma instead?

[earnest oyster]

ok, ima head back to other chats gang

[jaunty path]

Uma is cool too

[arctic shoal]

I'm pretty sure non-common fetishes outside of toasters are on the 💀 side

[astral basin]

>rap <tap >tap

[jaunty path]

It is common

[arctic shoal]

Not here, absolutely not here

[fiery wave]

Like spidergirls ready to stuf-

[jaunty path]

you'd think.

[jaunty path]

Anyway uh

[arctic shoal]

Here its weird ways to kiss

[jaunty path]

my brain is stew

[astral basin]

Lamia. One of the elden lords of the forbidden cult

[arctic shoal]

[jaunty path]

do I play

balatro

or eat

I wanna play

[arctic shoal]

Eat

[jaunty path]

balatro

[astral basin]

Eat

[jaunty path]

why

[astral basin]

Eat you mf

Balatro is cancer

[arctic shoal]

Balatron requires commitment, you can't eat and play

[jaunty path]

eat my dick!!

[arctic shoal]

It's not like DT

[jaunty path]

Dt is a commitment

[arctic shoal]

[astral basin]

Only if its plastic and purple

[nocturne bloom]

Chats lucky ive toned it down

[jaunty path]

I cant eat and DT

[fiery wave]

Wot.

[jaunty path]

Lamia

[nocturne bloom]

If i can eat and league you can eat and tap a dodge button

[jaunty path]

Have you ever considered

[lapis basin]

Someone Carry me up to havoc 40 yeah?

[jaunty path]

that ur a nerd

lamia

[lapis basin]

Woah

[astral basin]

Balatro is straight up zoomer bait

[jaunty path]

I want to bully you but not sure how far I can go

[nocturne bloom]

Spider girl? Stuff?

[fiery wave]

I just am used to not being too blunt in public.

[lapis basin]

🫣

[jaunty path]

It takes actual skill to play.

[astral basin]

Play the older zoomer bait instead

[jaunty path]

I wouldn't say its bait

[fiery wave]

You know what I mean.

[jaunty path]

it's transparent about what it is

[nocturne bloom]

I want to be bullied

[jaunty path]

its number go up

[jaunty path]

I hate u die

immediately!!!

[astral basin]

Whats it called
The one with the roguelite look

[jaunty path]

vampire survivors?

[nocturne bloom]

Oh I know what you "mean"

[fiery wave]

Look, playing something like 1 button king is cheating.

[quaint moss]

fight of the ages

[astral basin]

Its got the one green caped character with the dagger cards

[fiery wave]

I think I even told you before lul.

[jaunty path]

Does

anyone else

like Hatsune Miku

Or

[astral basin]

It was popular for like 3 years

[jaunty path]

Hasane Teto

[nocturne bloom]

[jaunty path]

[quaint moss]

my arby boi, finally learned how to darktide. he did 8 damnations, im so proud 👏

[jaunty path]

Ah I see you speak of angel dust

[astral basin]

No i barely like her cousin the motorcycle

[jaunty path]

the best spiderman

[astral basin]

Girl

[jaunty path]

Im burying you alive :3

[quaint moss]

[astral basin]

Did you just misgender the proud spider femboy

[jaunty path]

mmm

mayb

mmmm

[astral basin]

Fake fan

[jaunty path]

i dont like hazin hotel anyway

that show is like. stinky

[nocturne bloom]

My ex forced me to watch it when it came out

[jaunty path]

I made my bf binge helluvaboss

:3

[fiery wave]

Just look for more drider yuri.

[quaint moss]

i put it on for a friend group, and left to smoke a joint

i was playing solitaire

[nocturne bloom]

The reason I hate playing Minecraft is from the same person. She forced me to play it and overwatch daily

[jaunty path]

I tried to watch Season 2 but like

[nocturne bloom]

If thats what you want I can search the deepest depths of the internet

[jaunty path]

the show is just plain insufferable I don't mean like it's "cringe" I mean it's pretending to have a story

[quaint moss]

all i know is angel dust is a cwazy drug addict or somin.
wittaly cwazy

[jaunty path]

Like are these strings of episodes building up to something actually comprehendible or what?

[quaint moss]

im excited my bf wants to watch dune, and ive never seen it

[jaunty path]

Everyone in hell has a severe vice.

wlel

Well

[astral basin]

For all its faults hazbin is the most genuine gay media ive seen in a minute.
Not peacocked. Actual writing. Even if the writing is lowkey shit.

[jaunty path]

The people of hell aren't depicted in a human light

[quaint moss]

i watched it, satan has ducks

[jaunty path]

Theyre all shown as monsters

in a literal way

[astral basin]

Obviously

[jaunty path]

Which feels very

counter intuitive

towards what the show is trying to be

[astral basin]

Its supposed to show that they are so mired in sin they are adopting it as part of their persona

[nocturne bloom]

The character design attracts a larger age demographic is the way I see it

[quaint moss]

uh i would retort but i just played darktide for like 6 hours straight blasting music

[jaunty path]

I guess so

[jaunty path]

Hm yeah I guess so.

[quaint moss]

boys kissing bois omg 😲 cwazy (based)

[astral basin]

Scrumpled gegs

[jaunty path]

Caves your skull in with a rock

[fiery wave]

Only if you want to.

[nocturne bloom]

Let me grab a hard drive

[quaint moss]

yup, now im thinking about playing stellaris or modded Minecraft
cause im gay

[astral basin]

Oh god

[quaint moss]

galatic supremacy, with no checks or balances
or
smoke somin and play craftmine

[astral basin]

Ive been getting the dude that voices blitz in my media
And hes super gay media fr. And i cringe. but like. Hes funny af.

[nocturne bloom]

Smoke and drink and play ultra modded terraria

[quaint moss]

peak
blitzo right?

[astral basin]

Cross that o mf

Lol

[lethal solstice]

I wish I could play terraria but
A: calamity brainstorm is soon
2: my computer likes to brick worlds

[astral basin]

its silent

[quaint moss]

nice, i like when people voice act.
i only recently started helping a friend with his mods by voice some of his characters

[quaint moss]

Terraria is based 😭

[lapis night]

We could have chaos astarte's in darktide, stat wise your average ogyrn can go blow to blow in a fist fight with a custodean

What I am saying is

[lethal solstice]

No marines

Fs has specifically stated no marines

[lapis night]

The emperor should have found a way to mass produce ogryn and not daddy issue marrines

[jaunty path]

lies

trust

[quaint moss]

i beat that game with luke 20x difficulty scaling. including max calamity bosses, it was sooooo fun AND PAINFUL
(eye of cthulu had 100k health min)

[astral basin]

Also
How else is the gay show gonna furry bait

[lapis night]

I want to watch Brunt throw a chaos marine like a childs toy

[lethal solstice]

Stat bloat isn't fun or interesting

I also don't like crossmodding much

[astral basin]

This is why we dont endgame borderlands
Warframe stat bloat is manageable only bc they provide thresholds between content zones

[quaint moss]

uh it wasnt stat bloating
it changed the bosses

like sprites and movements

[lethal solstice]

What part of 100k hp for eye isn't stat bloat

[quaint moss]

i just mentioned it cause it was really fun

[quaint moss]

nah moonlord had a bil

[lethal solstice]

Yeah uhhh

Thats bad

[quaint moss]

i had like 150 mods downloaded

[lethal solstice]

I have like
1
Content mod per playthrough

[quaint moss]

it took 3 days to beat 💀
but me and my friends had so much fun ill never forget it

like eye of cthulu shot sycthes and would go invisible, start doing empress of light shit in his second phase

[delicate vapor]

[quaint moss]

only reason i would turn back time is to have those moments with my friends

[lethal solstice]

So your mods just gentrified prehardmode

[quaint moss]

the entire game, and uh no , really weird way of putting it

added plent of bosses

and biomes

added classes

had dragon ball for some flying and stuff

it was fancy

i liked it

took up less then 2gb of ram to run

[lethal solstice]

The richer hardmode and pml design moved in and crept the low and slow prehardmode out
It makes perfect sense

[quaint moss]

plus it added a lot of textures fixes and addons
only crashed once

made attacks more flashy, changed the purpose of certain weapons

added a sick af terrain blade

[quaint moss]

pml? post moon lord

yeah there was a bunch off that too

we never beat all of it, but like a good 60% (a shit load)

[lethal solstice]

I'd rather have a more focused experience that doesn't cause 80 terrillion mod conflicts and balance issues

[lapis night]

We should increase ovryn damage

[quaint moss]

it really didnt, but like i wasn't gonna personally come to your doorstep and make you play it
I... I played it, and enjoyed. idc what ya think

[lapis night]

Idgf about balence

[quaint moss]

for the funny

[lapis night]

They are a space marine tier threat with the health of a custodian

You heard me

[lethal solstice]

Not entirely

[lapis night]

Ogyrn on tabletop are tankier than marines

[lethal solstice]

Worse save though

[quaint moss]

ogryn is just really funny :3

[lethal solstice]

I think its like

3 wounds tough 5 save 4+?

[quaint moss]

i dont play table top unfortunately

might try it on table top sim eventually

i do watch people play sometimes, with the fancy models and rulers and shi

[lethal solstice]

Oh nvm 3 wounds tough 6 save 5+

And 6+ fnp

[quaint moss]

is 3 wounds bad

how many points are they

[lethal solstice]

And custodes are t6 w3 2+sv 4+fnp

So no

Not tougher than custodes

[fallen leaf]

Does anyone know if the Road to No Man's land Auric penances are bugged? Have completed all three on auric, but progress for the frame is still at 0 :x

[molten matrix]

Did you do the campaign itself

[earnest oyster]

gotta start from 1st mission yourself, then it autocompletes the penance

(it did for me)

[quaint moss]

@lapis night
do you know how many points an ogryn is on table top@lethal solstice

[earnest oyster]

if you did the other missions with other people

[quaint moss]

ya knkw, i realized when i tried to play with my arby buddy, and it said i didn't have it unlocked. but i skipped the story

[lethal solstice]

3 for 60, 6 for 130

[spice drift]

hope tomorrow is shop rotation

[lapis night]

Idk

I just hate space marines

vile mutants

[lethal solstice]

But thats for shitty ogryns, bullgryns are 3 for 100, 6 for 200

[half rain]

good morning chat

[quaint moss]

danke,

[quaint moss]

bad night textbox

sup

[lapis night]

Ima distribute the tastiest nosh for the peak of human capabilities

[quaint moss]

damn i forgot how expensive table top is

65 for one bullgryn

oh wait nvm, its 3

[lethal solstice]

Just get stuff secondhand

[quaint moss]

or print it i guess >:)

[lethal solstice]

Prints are only worth if you've got a good printer and filament, or are good at post process

Like

Try printing nighthaunts on an ender 3

[lyric frigate]

i keep getting error code 2004 for the past 30 mintues or so i cant log into the game despite my internet being ok. am i banned or something

[lethal solstice]

Fat Shark

[arctic escarp]

hey

[lapis basin]

Anyone else had the fortune of coming across silent trappers?

[lethal solstice]

This is the game telling you to go outside because its new years or smth

[lyric frigate]

yeah i think i got banned by mistake

[lapis night]

ELF KILL IT

[lethal solstice]

You did not get banned

[quaint moss]

baldurs gay tree

[lethal solstice]

The servers are just shat somewhere between you and them

[quaint moss]

pointy ear, leaf lover special (DRG)

[quaint moss]

again, i dont play table top, so i didn't know. but i do have a really good printer (never used )

[lethal solstice]

What printer

[half rain]

shadowheart my beloved

[nocturne bloom]

Real dwarves call them knife ears

[lethal solstice]

Real dwarves are annoying

[quaint moss]

I dont respect the leagues of votan (im joking, they're cool and need world building)

[quaint moss]

real dwarfs are short

[gloomy void]

Racist

[somber stream]

Someone drew those horse girl in full police anti-riot gear

I fear the plague is spreading

[cosmic burrow]

what?

[arctic escarp]

huh

[quaint moss]

like uma sume?

[somber stream]

Yeah that

[quaint moss]

that game is cute

and gambling

[somber stream]

Hors

[cosmic burrow]

i thought it was another weird mlp kink thing

those people are ansty

[arctic escarp]

what

[quaint moss]

honse 'v'

[somber stream]

Should i post the link here chat

[quaint moss]

give it like

30 seconds

then yeah

[somber stream]

https://x.com/f_osakana/status/1372519987567501315

[arctic escarp]

what exactly am I gonna see

[somber stream]

Ask Grok to explain this post

[quaint moss]

grok?

[arctic escarp]

ugh I have to login first to see it

[half rain]

a horse girl in riot gear

not anything bad

[quaint moss]

so you know horse racing BUT anime

you teach your honse

[somber stream]

That's already a thing

[quaint moss]

to be faster and smarter and tougher yada yada

so when

[arctic escarp]

ok the image looks fine

[somber stream]

We'll be seeing tactical horse girl TPS by 2028

And it will be a gacha

[half rain]

I don't understand the appeal of a horse girl

[spice drift]

do the server become potato have total lag now

[quaint moss]

you go to play the game, the honse girl beats the others in a race

[half rain]

[quaint moss]

its basically gambling but cool

[somber stream]

Tall women

[half rain]

I understand that but the horse part is beyond me

[somber stream]

Exotic tall women

[arctic escarp]

the idea of a horse girl to me is either someone who loves horses and rides them as a hobby or a literal horse girl

[half rain]

yea

[quaint moss]

do not ruin the horse girls, they are perfectly fine just being kawii

[somber stream]

Wait do horse girls have 2 pair of ears

[half rain]

my blender and unity folders are 120 gbs ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

my poor hard drive

[quaint moss]

also haru is the goat

[twin dirge]

@astral basin my boss showed up 15 minutes early, fuck yeah

[twin dirge]

So horse girl games are just...track and field sims?

I mean..fair I guess

[quaint moss]

yes

[bronze wren]

15 extra minutes to torment them

[twin dirge]

Dawg I left as soon as she walked in the door you're hilarious

She barely got a hi in before my ass was clocked out and gone

[bronze wren]

Shame

[twin dirge]

Dads are great, I was making the "see ya next year" joke and half the women looked annoyed but all the man chuckled and had a good smile otw out

[jaunty path]

I think its time to eat

[twin dirge]

It is

Feast

Consume

[quaint moss]

im eating alfredo and fried chicken

cause like yuh

[twin dirge]

I can has some?

[blissful kiln]

Society.

[twin dirge]

We live in one

[quaint moss]

im full, but no, im fat

[twin dirge]

Yes sir

:(

[quaint moss]

if i cooked then yeah, but i stole this :3

[bronze wren]

Fredo fricken

[twin dirge]

I want a good chicken parm rn

[twin dirge]

What eating lass?

[quaint moss]

maybe some place around you sells some

[twin dirge]

Id rather make it myself ngl

Also it's 6am

[twin flower]

To another year fellas

🍷

[twin dirge]

I can't say that till morrow

It's only new years eve for me

[elder merlin]

I think im gonna make the potato and chicken stuff this week

[twin dirge]

Dewit

No balsamic vinegar

[quaint moss]

then do it >:3

[elder merlin]

Its like a poor man's kfc bowl

But with stuffing

[quaint moss]

[elder merlin]

Im tired, boss

[twin dirge]

I will when it's not 6am, for now I am warming up a tortilla in the microwave to slap some egg in

Brekky time

But I'm lazy and just fry an egg and roll it

[brazen pelican]

Well, it's 6:16 now. Do it.

[twin dirge]

Lmfao

[twin dirge]

I'ma commit a statistical anomaly istg

[quaint moss]

i ate every last bite, uh but breky tortilly also works

add sasuage or bacon, and it aint half bad

[twin dirge]

Bacon is being fried to add

Fry the egg, add bacon, roll

Brekky roll-up

It fucks

Add cheese and mayo for extra goodness

[quaint moss]

peak

[twin dirge]

I'm using pepper jack today

Feeling spicy

[quaint moss]

pepper yakkity yak

ive come to like bell peppers

i just figured out that my sister and mother sucked at cooking :>

[feral vessel]

GOOD MORNING ATOMAA

[quaint moss]

the day i got a grill, was the day i was granted true freedom

[quaint moss]

GOOD MORNING NIGHTCITY

[trail isle]

Gday

[quaint moss]

how it do merp

[brazen pelican]

Bell peppers are amazing.

[quaint moss]

id agree

[feral vessel]

it is doing well

[quaint moss]

a good mix of yellow and red is good in a cheesy steak bomb

[feral vessel]

today I am going to stay up until midnight hopefully and not pass out at 11:30PM like last new years

[brazen pelican]

Bought a few the other day, ended up eating one of them with just a little bit of herbal salt.

[quaint moss]

good to hear from the east coast

[quaint moss]

same, hopefully alcohol will be involved

[feral vessel]

@brazen pelican HI NEWYEARLICTOR

teehee

[quaint moss]

.... go off. i thinking about making some poppers rn because of this
lil cheese, herbal salt, and air fry that shi

[brazen pelican]

Fuck yeah, do it!

[quaint moss]

eventually, just had some alfredo ^_^

[feral vessel]

can i be considered a cook if i know how to cook ramen

[quaint moss]

oh yeah happy new year, completely forgot ||probably because most of it passed cause i had undiagonsed depression LOL||

[quaint moss]

i mean, like not every meal has to be your best :3

ive been recently eating a lot of kimichi ramen

[feral vessel]

do you lot like giant bombers? or giant planes in general

or are they airships at that point? I don't know.

[quaint moss]

i guess ye :>

i like planes

[feral vessel]

i'm just asking 'cause i rewatched Nausicaa: Valley of the Wind after a while and i liked that movie. a lot

and it has some pretty cool planes.

[quaint moss]

ive never watched this before, what war/ thing is it about

[brazen pelican]

Amazing movie.

[twin dirge]

I just queued a random game of ftb firebreak and actually found a game instantly

Was fun

[feral vessel]

post-apocalyptic anime

hard to explain plot but it is incredibly pretty to look at

[twin dirge]

How many ribcages does a centaur have

[feral vessel]

two

[twin dirge]

You sure it isn't just one long one?

Snake style?

[feral vessel]

logically speaking a centaur might just have two of everything

[quaint moss]

i shall screenshot, and when im in my anime mood, ill watch some one piece and that

[feral vessel]

it's mythology so you can get away with anything

[half rain]

[blissful kiln]

Everything you say?

[quaint moss]

3 billion

[feral vessel]

did i stutter

[quaint moss]

@astral basin happy new year

[nocturne bloom]

My high-school mascot was a centaur

Id know

[feral vessel]

happy new year everyone

2026 is gonna be good trust me
the emperor appeared to be in a dream

[lilac crag]

I'm 11 hours behind

[quaint moss]

on second note, all awakened psyckers, our boi is hungry

[quaint moss]

im 11 hours sober

[astral basin]

A centaur has 1 true ribcage
And its at the joint
The human half is more of a “growth” of muscles
Now their nervous system… thats a hot mess

[feral vessel]

so you're telling me that the human half is floppy as hell?

or, at minimum, very squishy?

[steady dome]

Since 2025 is ending, send this message to every discord server that you would kiss the shit out of the server owner.

[astral basin]

Not floppy
Just the midriff has way more range of motion than it should

[brazen pelican]

Sounds kinda gay. I'm in.

[sturdy pewter]

would that be the wardens?

[brazen pelican]

Dibs on Aquila.

[sturdy pewter]

or a specific FS employee?

[astral basin]

Imagine like
Getting a ride from a centaur
You say something stupid
And he dead pan turns his whole fuckin human torso so the shoulders are square to you

[feral vessel]

Huh, I see. I always imagined centaurs as having an extended spine from the human bit down to the horse bit.

[sturdy pewter]

all yours. dilara wya

[quaint moss]

yo gay, double and give it to me, next guys outta luck

[brazen pelican]

DnD version of the Rock in car meme.

[astral basin]

Yes!!!
Its an extended spine, with some wider shoulder blades and thicker core support

[quaint moss]

tell him its not lady like and rude, it very dangerous not to have their eyes on the road

[feral vessel]

on another note i like robots that look like centaurs for some reason specifically

[lapis spear]

The real question... Do they just have an extremely long esophagus that goes all the way from their human mouth to horse stomach?

[quaint moss]

cybertaur

[astral basin]

But like. The centaur would have to have 2 brains
The major body brain near the joint for bodily functions
And the upper brain for higher perception

[feral vessel]

they have two stomachs.

[quaint moss]

2 stomachs mayhaps

[feral vessel]

i always imagined it like that

and it works sort of like how a cow's digestive tract works.

[lapis spear]

What would they need 2 stomachs for, it's not like they would eat grass like a cow

[feral vessel]

yes yes

[astral basin]

Their stomachs are sectional
So long as they are well fed, they can starve for a week without dying

Their bladders are similar

[quaint moss]

then why dont we have two brains for our legs and arms ?_?

[astral basin]

We are smaller and less complicated non magical idiots

[quaint moss]

give it like a Kano eye and im in

[quaint moss]

good point good sir~
insert british tea sipping

[astral basin]

We dont need independently functioning lower torsos to keep standing/ running while knocked out, ready to go from birth
We just train our muscles and nervous systems to do it through practice

[quaint moss]

maybe they do the same :3 being half man and all

[astral basin]

I would say though
Like i said
The torso is more like a “growth”
Baby centaurs look identical to foal

[quaint moss]

honse

[astral basin]

The horse head elongates, gains arms, and a somewhat human look over time

Teen centaurs are really fkn weird to look at

[quaint moss]

there is a secret centaur amongst us

and its one of these horses

GOOD LUCK EVERYONE, happy hunting!

"alan we are sooooo fucked"

[astral basin]

At least its not mermaids

[quaint moss]

nooo...... dont tell me

are they fecking fish

XD

[astral basin]

Centaurs look like they evolve
Mermaids look like a parasite tumor erupting from the fish

[quaint moss]

yo same

Xd

[astral basin]

Being all split open from the mouth…

[quaint moss]

also sorry if i use the reply button a lot, im also in the helldivers a lot, and the mods dont really like if you dont use it to reply to people with gif and shi

[astral basin]

Wickedly interesting
But by the gods my lunch disappears when i see the kids. Good thing they grow up hiding

[quaint moss]

so my brain is like hardwired

[feral vessel]

is it 'based' to choose humans or dwarves in a fantasy RPG with 12 different races

[astral basin]

Verily

[quaint moss]

neither, mole men

poor poor mole men

[feral vessel]

the what now

[quaint moss]

blind as a mole, good smelling fr though

[fiery wave]

It's DT. Nobody cares unless they are thin skinned enough to report for something instead of just blocking the person.

[feral vessel]

..is that supposed to be a reference to that one reddit thread about a dude trying to write a 'grimdark' setting and it just ends up being their piss fetish

[quaint moss]

i know lol, its just my ape brain

[brazen pelican]

Using the reply function makes things a lot more coherent.

[fiery wave]

Or you know, actually serious situation.

[astral basin]

Im an avian lover myself.
Now you wanna talk about real time evolution
Chicks to warriors in the span of a decade!
And bc they have been so included in wider cultures, their new limbs are less vestigial in the early stages of life

[quaint moss]

WTF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I was thinking more like "THE UNDERMINER" from incredibles 2

🤣

[half rain]

chat I'm finally gonna do it, I'm gonna replay cyberpunk for the 14th time

[astral basin]

Wait

Wtaf did i miss

[half rain]

and this time I will complete the dlc

🫡

[brazen pelican]

Good luck, samurai.

[astral basin]

Aight imma just. Pretend i didnt read that and go home

[quaint moss]

i dont even use reddit ;_;

[drowsy karma]

hello

[quaint moss]

real

[half rain]

this guy uses reddit

[feral vessel]

it just reminded me of 'pissdark' lmao

[drowsy karma]

its almost new year

[feral vessel]

hold on lemme find it

[quaint moss]

i shower too much :>
and shave

[astral basin]

I was having a wonderful time discussing the anatomy of humanoids
And my joy was ruined

[hushed cipher]

:3

[half rain]

this guy does not use reddit

[feral vessel]

nevermind its probably buried under layers of unrelated stuff

[quaint moss]

:3

[feral vessel]

do you want to continue with that though

[hushed cipher]

:3

[astral basin]

Thanks darktide
The emperor protects some of you

[feral vessel]

specifically with uhh idk

can a cyborg be considered 'human' if the only human part of it is a bunch of internal organs (well, parts of them anyways), and the head (minus brain)?

[quaint moss]

dm it to me if you find it XD, its gonna make a funny story night for the bois

[quaint moss]

Electro Magnetic peror

[quaint moss]

:3

oh wait

|:3

[half rain]

did you brush your teeth today cuh

[hushed cipher]

B3

[half rain]

[feral vessel]

brush your teeth

[half rain]

brush yo goddamn teeth

[feral vessel]

or else I'm going to do it for you

[jaunty path]

Brush my nuts

[quaint moss]

really 🥹

[half rain]

this guy has crabs

[feral vessel]

are you /j or /srs hb

[jaunty path]

What's hb

[feral vessel]

homeboy

[quaint moss]

looks like that bottle cap from Loki

[jaunty path]

I'm santa claus

[quaint moss]

||can also mean husband XD||

[drowsy karma]

can i have a ram stick

[trail isle]

tbf he didnt dodge

imo deserved

[quaint moss]

In this economy, not even magic can fix that

[feral vessel]

obliterate all snipers

obliterate all trash shooters

[drowsy karma]

hot damn

[quaint moss]

OAS

[feral vessel]

obliterate all those fucking brawlers that spawn behind you and drain the entirety of your toughness in one hit

[trail isle]

You wanna know what’s the fix for that issue

Full auto indoors

[twin flower]

Krak grenade

[quaint moss]

OATFBTSBYADTEYTOH

[quaint moss]

This rock taste funni
💥 💥 💥 💥 💥

[trail isle]

I don’t think that rocks

[feral vessel]

me (ogryn) waiting for the commissar to stop being racist to the ratlings so I can tell him about the box of kraks that I ate

[trail isle]

[quaint moss]

Lol, when ratlings darktide, and dont make it some bullshit dlc

[trail isle]

Admech fans coping

[quaint moss]

also when mortis trials in main campaign tbh

[stuck wasp]

Never, as FS has already said that

[quaint moss]

that gamemode is so much fun

[quaint moss]

and its some bullshit ):

[modern bobcat]

Darktide needs Felinids more than Ratlings, for reasons

[trail isle]

It will happen when a tear in real space happens

[quaint moss]

also maybe if i cope hard enough, it will happen

[stuck wasp]

It's sensible, Ratling are not melee characters, and making maps for all 3 PoV is quite harder than for 2

[quaint moss]

cause like how the HELL do you have ogryns and not the funny bois

[modern bobcat]

Simple fix: give the Ratlings admech manufactured stilts to walk on

[stuck wasp]

Cause Ratling lend themselves less to Tide gameplay and don't really have bespoken roles that the Ratling could bring

[quaint moss]

plenty of classes use guns, its not impossible to think they would add a carbine class with dinky melee weapons

[stuck wasp]

So Rangier Vet

[modern bobcat]

Yes, but a cute little guy on stilts

[feral vessel]

i always headcanon those long legged skitarii as having cloven hooves

i think they would look
cute with hooves

[quaint moss]

staff furry rp is real

knew it

[stuck wasp]

From Dark Heresy (which is what DT is based upon), we could see Tech Priest, Adept, and Sister (Blood of Martyr, or Inquisitor Handbook)

[trail isle]

The mods don’t want you to spurt that out smh

[feral vessel]

i mean dont tyranids (at least the ones from hive fleet behemoth (?)) have hooves too

[quaint moss]

ah sorry, staff furry rp isnt real

[modest flume]

[quaint moss]

hmmm yes

[jaunty path]

Remember

[quaint moss]

also peace gtg

[modern bobcat]

Atoma really needs Tide Pods to turn it into a CleanTide

[jaunty path]

Tyranids r the good guys

[trail isle]

Their not good just neutral aligned

[jaunty path]

No they're objectively good

[trail isle]

They just don’t discriminate with what’s food

[jaunty path]

They kill imperium

Is good!!!

[fiery wave]

Another oggy purloining kraks... Sighs.

[trail isle]

Silly Billy

We are imperium

[feral vessel]

tfym the imperium are the good guys

[twin flower]

[jaunty path]

No am chaos

[modest flume]

Orks are the most evil

[feral vessel]

always have been

[trail isle]

What the sigmar

[feral vessel]

can we get the witch hunters down here right now

[jaunty path]

How doh

[trail isle]

We call them the inquisition

[feral vessel]

What is that.. whining sound? @fiery wave

[jaunty path]

Inquisitors can be called witch hunters

Specifically ordo hereticus

[twin flower]

Something lurks in the shadows

[feral vessel]

ordo hereticus specifically are witch hunters

[fiery wave]

Live kraks stuck to you.

[feral vessel]

ye

[jaunty path]

Hits you with a folding chair

[trail isle]

Ow

[feral vessel]

Kraks are magnetic, right? I'm like, covered in fur.

How does that work?

[modest flume]

Because they (at least some of them, the ones who matter) are pretty self aware, and they do things out of sadism, and yes, it is fun, but they know that war is ingrained into their very being, they happily embrace it, they know there is more out there, and don't give a shit

[twin flower]

Well Beasts of Nurgles are slimy sum bitches

it sticks to them

[feral vessel]

it sticks to them because they're coated in mucus

[modest flume]

They don't do it for survival or anything else, they do it because it's fun

[fiery wave]

Explain the other bosses, and the DH.

[feral vessel]

same with pogryns

[trail isle]

That’s because we use flex glue on the krak nades silly

[brazen pelican]

..oOwOo..

[twin flower]

mucus can be non sticky

[modern bobcat]

at first I thought the Hive Scumm body tattoo said " I'm For Life"

[stuck wasp]

DH has chains that it stick to.
Plague Ogryn fused with their armours
Same for Chaos Spawns

[twin flower]

Gasp

[feral vessel]

Daemonhost has metal chains on it, the other bosses (monstrosities?) are either coated in flak (in the case of captains) or are covered in sticky goo (like pogryns or burgles)

and chaos spawns have metal bits on them too

[jaunty path]

Makes them feel pretty human when compared to the Imperium

[modest flume]

On the contrary, the Imperium is all about "the ends justify the means" but there is no end and they forgot the means

[feral vessel]

slander! slander! mr arbitrator kill her

[modest flume]

Orks? Don't care, they get to fight and hurt

[twin flower]

Don't some Orks keep some humans around like Cattle

for what purpose idk but I just read a tiny bit about it

[modest flume]

That was during the War of the Beast, yeah

But they do keep slaves

[jaunty path]

Theres definitely individuals who don't even see ends and only means and choose the most grisly ones

[astral basin]

Long as there are any organics, its a cyborg
The species doesnt matter
“Cyber organism”

[fiery wave]

Are you saying you are stark naked then?

[twin flower]

The Wagh of the Beasty

[feral vessel]

fabric is non-magnetic

i can be clothed.

[jaunty path]

Send a zillion soldiers to their imminent deaths uh...what about the enemy?

[modest flume]

Ah but that's the key, and because humanity is so large and nuanced, there's both exceptions to the standard and vice versa; Orks are not that

[fiery wave]

Buttons, frames, watches and all that stuff.

[feral vessel]

i have none of that on me currently

[modest flume]

Most people (or some at the very least) who've fallen to Chaos do it out of desperation

[feral vessel]

but good point

[modest flume]

Also an ends to justify the means

Again, Orks don't follow that all

"You exist to be my punching bag"

It's not duty, it's not for a better life, none of that

[feral vessel]

i like to tell myself that if the ministorum didn't exist the imperium would be slightly less shitty

i dont know if that's true though

[modest flume]

You are livestock and they are the butchers

[feral vessel]

probably not

[twin flower]

Okr boys

Skykillah and Gutwrencha

[round mica]

Hai chat

[jaunty path]

fair but with how barbaric the imperium is. I can't agree with orks being the most evil beings in the galaxy. Slaughter and death is within their nature.

The Imperium itself is just where inhumanity is a virtue.

[twin flower]

Ohai

[feral vessel]

hi other slaaneshite

[twin flower]

Heh

Why did I read that as Slanesh Shite

[jaunty path]

Servitors. Corpse starch planet wide slavery

[feral vessel]

if i was the emperor i would make things better trust me

[modest flume]

Those are "ends" to a means

[jaunty path]

No itd be me

[feral vessel]

i know what you are missus

[twin flower]

A tyrant?

[jaunty path]

What did they mean by this

I'm not a tyrant

[twin flower]

But if you had power

Would you be

[jaunty path]

I only execute people who make me upset

[twin flower]

hmm

[modest flume]

I use quotes because no, nothing really justifies doing any of those things, but the core of the Imperium is pragmatic

"Necessary" evil, if you will

[jaunty path]

Not replying to my dms within 5 minutes is instant super jail btw

[signal walrus]

anyone here know what can cause error code 2002, it says online is a network issue but im sitting at 90ms and have no issues on other games

i legit can't play

[feral vessel]

are we not gonna talk about

okay nevermind

[modest flume]

Orks don't need to be cruel, they are because it's fun

[feral vessel]

blame fatshark

[jaunty path]

And because its funny

[feral vessel]

epic prank

[jaunty path]

As long as I put /s on all my executive orders

[twin flower]

Do the funny before the execution

[signal walrus]

i legit load into the mourningstar, wait 30 seconds and then i get dc'd

[jaunty path]

It'll be ok

[fiery wave]

Maybe I should just drop 4 frags instead. Will hit everything in the room.

[signal walrus]

im not even lagging in the mourningstar

[twin flower]

Tried fixing your game files?

[signal walrus]

it just kicks me out

[round mica]

ignores your dms for 10 hours

[twin flower]

Repairing I mean

[round mica]

How are we doing chat

[signal walrus]

i'll try it now i guess

[jaunty path]

I'm flaying dissidents and dipping them in wax

[twin flower]

Same same

[jaunty path]

[signal walrus]

i know the disco aquilla mod has given me issues for a long time now tho even tho i uninstalled it

it still says its trying to read the thing when its not even in the mod loader

[twin flower]

The reign of Missus

[feral vessel]

great idea

[signal walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/bro-is-finished-cooked-finished-dog-closing-eyes-dog-with-eyes-closed-gif-8933440936102921947

[jaunty path]

It's not a "reign" its saving the world

[feral vessel]

do not trust missus i am telling you oncemore that she cannot be trusted with the things she finds acceptable

[twin flower]

Ahuh ahuh

We should start a coup against her

[fiery wave]

Maybe just do a simple test by running no mods.

[jaunty path]

[sleek harness]

I can confirm that

Obviously

[twin flower]

Ratman

Happy new year

you hairy basterd

[feral vessel]

@jaunty path will there be state-mandated drug breaks

[sleek harness]

It's tomorrow

Dumbass

[twin flower]

Well its today where I live

[sleek harness]

You live in China?

[twin flower]

Ratbrain

China isnt the only country in the east ratman

[sleek harness]

Russia

[jaunty path]

We scanning disc accounts btw.

This kind of Anti Miss propaganda can get you a visit from the Friendly armed officer patrol

[feral vessel]

limited skaven brain power

[twin flower]

Ratman should go back to school

[sleek harness]

Shut up

[feral vessel]

not a stormfiend

= stupid

but you get a pass because you're actually probably really smart rat man

[sleek harness]

School only teached me about South and North America

The only important countries

[twin flower]

[jaunty path]

When I'm president I'm gonna make two guys fight to the death in Antarctica in nothing but their undies

[twin flower]

Sounds lowkey based tho ngl

[feral vessel]

hell yeah

[twin flower]

[jaunty path]

See?

[sleek harness]

Can't you do that without being a in a high power role?

[jaunty path]

Vote for me

[round mica]

[quaint moss]

storm vermin are a bit smart right?

[round mica]

No

[feral vessel]

depends on if you support skaven racial theories or not

[jaunty path]

No I have to be so I can be get the best view

[quaint moss]

total war, no clue

just read the lil bit of lore

[feral vessel]

blackfurs are supposed to be really cool and epic

except they're usually just good at killing things