general-chat

[daring latch]

I actually think the double barrel is one of hive scum's best weapons.

[woven yoke]

I meant the normal shock maul

not even Arby shock maul

it somehow kinda slaps real good

[round mica]

Insert green goblin going "Oh." Gif

[lusty estuary]

oh the mace

i was thinking of the crusher

[woven yoke]

yup

clearing crowds and disabling bigguns left and right

love the shock maul

[round mica]

I prefer the dual autopistols or the dual pistols because of drip and aura

[daring latch]

On the other hand, triple barrel shotgun hits different.

[woven yoke]

I just use the bolt pistol for the rare occasion I decide to shoot because I like brainless melee scummer

[round mica]

My characters arsenal is literally the meme
"You have any good weapons?"
"I have aura and hyper moments"

[daring latch]

Rampage just feels so polarizing. Either I'm an immortal blender, or I'm yamcha.

[fiery wave]

I just do that on vet unless I hear a bitch trapper.

[woven yoke]

crowbar and shivs work perfectly with Rampage

don't use bonesaw it's dogwater

[round mica]

That's literally me except on vet
I'm rarely using my melee because I'm just staying behind the team and shooting with my helbore over meleeing

[daring latch]

I still haven't seen a 80/60 crowbar

[round mica]

Crowbar is dogass as well ngl i hated trying to use it

Shivs my beloved

[daring latch]

I like brittle stacks. Weapons that give brittle stacks make me happy.

[lusty estuary]

everybody wants to go to arbys and use the arby's shotgun but the boltpistol on arbite...

ooh...

i'm shootin

[fiery wave]

Yes. Bonus if you love impacts.

[round mica]

My favorite arbies loadout I have is a bolt pistol its so fun

Spearhead boltgun is also pog

[fiery wave]

Btw, the impact 'nade boom is boosted.

[woven yoke]

crowbar is one of the two peak crowd clearing weapons on scummer because the light blunt attacks can clear our hordes in a jiffy while the heavy sharp attacks basically disable any enemy you hit and you can spam it

[lusty estuary]

the boltpistol is just one of the top guns in the game in terms of feel

[round mica]

I know i just suck at using it I might give it another try

[lusty estuary]

my ideal loadout on vet when i'm not slaving myself to the plasma gun power sword / dueling sword is my rashad caxe and bolt pistol combo

[fiery wave]

Just needs a slight damage buff.

[lusty estuary]

very tiny

[woven yoke]

you don't even need stims just pop Rampage and spam left click (make sure you're using the blunt end)

[fiery wave]

Knoife and Bistol.

[woven yoke]

[round mica]

I always be forgetting the sides when i tried it

[fiery wave]

I hate stuff surviving at 4 hp after a headshot and bleed.

[gilded socket]

Wrufff

[daring latch]

My favorite weapon, by far, is the power maul. It isn't great, but something about hitting a button and deleting something with an overhead gives me the fuzzies.

[round mica]

Imagine not using your favorite weapons by preference instead of going to the meta

[woven yoke]

blunt for hordes, sharp for armored elites/specials

[round mica]

I worded it wrong

I'm such an unlovable chudette

[woven yoke]

meta slaving?

gross

[round mica]

I agree

[woven yoke]

if it clears crowds good, I'm using it

[fiery wave]

Could do both depending on situations.

[daring latch]

I wish more people played mortis trials. They're peak fun in my eyes.

[round mica]

I just go by vibes ngl
I don't care if some times my aim is dogshit IM USING THE HELBORE

[woven yoke]

exactly why I came to love shock maul on Arby it just clears crowds good and disables bigguns hehehe

[fiery wave]

Aiming? I play controller, IDK what's aiming.

[gilded socket]

Ruff

[round mica]

Oh yeah it does automatically to you
Yikes...

[woven yoke]

"I thought you was holdin the gun the wrong way round!"

[fiery wave]

Unless is a bitch trapper, that is 3 shots instantly.

[fiery wave]

It doesn't.

[round mica]

I know it was a joke

[woven yoke]

I don't care what they say, if I feel like playing Melee Vet, I'm PLAYING Melee Vet

[fiery wave]

You don't want it on in DT anyway.

[lusty estuary]

hey. when you have to fight the daemonic hordes and you don't have someone like me on the front-fucking-lines you're gonna be SORRY

[round mica]

I PREFER LOSING USING SOMETHING I LIKE OVER META SLAVING MYSELF FOR WINS

[lusty estuary]

i don't play veteran anymore because of the meta but if i did you'd be THANKING ME.

[round mica]

I PREFER AURA AND FASHION OVER FUNCTIONALITY!!!!

[lusty estuary]

FOR DOING WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE

[round mica]

I WANT THE FIGHTS TO LAST MORE THAN 1 MINUTE BECAUSE OF META BUILDS

[gilded socket]

I wonder jf i should go out more

[round mica]

I WANT TO LOSE OVER BEING A SLAVE TO THE META

[woven yoke]

I like my Power Falchion it clears hordes good

[fiery wave]

Bistol and Dueling sword commissar then.

Even if I love me knoife more.

[round mica]

I am currently doing shovel helbore krieg and then i might do something that fits the steel legion cause i wasted aquilas on it for my vet

[lusty estuary]

see but have you ever considered that t he meta also sometimes has aura and fashion

[modern bobcat]

But you farm the most aura by winning with the most meta builds, Ainz has insane Aura

[woven yoke]

plasma gun poopy slow

love me braced autogun

[lusty estuary]

the plasma gun is not slow.

[round mica]

Hell nawh

[round mica]

Give me one good example nerd

[woven yoke]

the that to the stinky reload time and annoying heat

I like my braced autogun more

and yes I use the fast one like a psycho what of it

[lusty estuary]

the way the FATTIES at FAT SHARK designed that thing encourages you to spam the primary fire rather than the more powerful charged shots so it's like not that slow compared to how it actually should be

[fiery wave]

Oh. I have little budget so minmaxxed it out lul.

[woven yoke]

braced autogun graia my beloved

[lusty estuary]

well you can just animation cancel the reload so it's literally whatever

i suppose i'm just so used to doing that i forget most people don't

[fiery wave]

Have you seen sprint cancel reloading?

[woven yoke]

ye my complaints are on the normal shots not the charged shots

[fiery wave]

Or ehm, Always Prepared subnode?

[woven yoke]

No I'm too busy ape braining my way around hordes with me power Falchion

[round mica]

Fairs

[lusty estuary]

the plasma gun power sword !!

[modern bobcat]

How much aura does the Death Korps Kavalry Sabre Kosmetic have?

[lusty estuary]

it's a cool combo it's just unfortunately it's also stupid strong

[fiery wave]

Inquisitor stuff was great imo.

[woven yoke]

power sword seemed fun but felt nowhere as good as power falchion so I dropped it

[gilded socket]

Waht if i go try to rizz at the lego store cjhat

[woven yoke]

[lusty estuary]

unfortunately it's the strongest melee on vet

[round mica]

I missed out on so many good cosmetics by having hyper fixation on other stuff for a while its insane

[woven yoke]

wait power sword deadass better than Falchion?

[lusty estuary]

unfortunately.

[woven yoke]

oh well

I'll stay with power Falchion

I like the noise it makes

[modern bobcat]

Would be funny if they abandon Admech class and add KROOT

[fiery wave]

I was hoping for commissar rerelease for ages. I got the Inquisitor since good enough and used it with the black commissar hat.

[woven yoke]

no in fact it would be based

xeno class yay

[lusty estuary]

kroot shaper save us

[fiery wave]

Red one fits better.

[round mica]

Waiting for the shop to rotate like a crackhead staring at the lonely old lady with a purse

[fiery wave]

WDYM. You know you shouldn't, right?

[woven yoke]

did they reclassify bonesaw as a strikedown weapon instead of a cleave weapon

in my experience that thing does NOT cleave

[hollow karma]

I was gunna say ain’t it the worst cleave in game?

[round mica]

What are talking about

[woven yoke]

it works more like a strikedown than a cleave weapon

it sucks absolute ass bror

[round mica]

Feels like the worst weapon ever

And I hate it because it looks so cool

[split mauve]

crowbar is right there tho

[woven yoke]

if its being advertised as a cleave weapon, THEN MAKE IT FUCKING CLEAVE

[hollow karma]

Fr when the class first dropped that was the main weapon I wanted to use if I bought it

[fiery wave]

Even with cleave nodes... IDK why ppl say it cleaves.

[woven yoke]

SAME BRO

I LIKE HORDE CLEARING

AND BONESAW DOES NOT DO THAT

[daring latch]

Power falchion is basically: What if we had power sword not need power cycler, but then worse in every way.

[split mauve]

power kitchen knife

whops wrong reply

[fiery wave]

Is better in mobility... kinda.

[split mauve]

not even kinda, it's way better in mobility

[woven yoke]

that's the problem it doesn't cleave it sticks to a single target and that's it

[split mauve]

that's not true

[lusty estuary]

wrong

[split mauve]

are you using the heavy attack

[woven yoke]

no

[split mauve]

then it's just not true

[woven yoke]

light spam does jack shit against hordes

[split mauve]

what blessings

[woven yoke]

I'm going back to crowbar and shivs

[woven yoke]

things that add cleave obv

[fiery wave]

Anything mobility is skewed for me. I run knoife mostly.

[lusty estuary]

the saw is peak and anything anybody has to say otherwise is NOT a trvthnvke

[woven yoke]

[woven yoke]

crowbar solos

shush

[lusty estuary]

erm the LAMEbar solos

[split mauve]

there is some irony on shitting on the saw and then using the crowbar

[woven yoke]

point still stands

[daring latch]

I run slab shield. Mobility is an illusion. There is only block.

[gilded socket]

This town need a hero

[fiery wave]

You mean shivs.

[woven yoke]

the fact that it's being labeled Lame but still being able to solo

says a lot

[round mica]

I love this emote i need to steal it

[woven yoke]

about the cleaver

[gilded socket]

And incredibly gassy hero

[woven yoke]

shivs too

[lusty estuary]

nope i wasn't saying it solos i was MAKING OF YOU AND YOUR BAD WEAPON!

[woven yoke]

cleaver more like dogwater hegehegehheheghe

[fiery wave]

That's when you have +9 stam and slide everywhere.

[lusty estuary]

i like the crowbar i just think it feels like shit without rampage

saw kind of does too but like the tox stacks make up for it

[round mica]

Me when I lie

[woven yoke]

"erm the LAMEbar solos"

[lusty estuary]

me when I fly kites

[round mica]

Kites... like as... KITEMAN THE BEST VILLAIN IN DC HISTORY!

[woven yoke]

idk what's wrong with you because it feels perfectly fine even without Rampage

[hollow karma]

Me when I have a lovely day 😊

[round mica]

OH YEAH KITEMAN MENTIONED

[daring latch]

Hive scum is the very picture of 'git good'. If you don't have the fundementals (like 90% of playerbase) then you just get Yamcha'ed. But if you actually can dodge, then you can lay down numbers on par with flame psykers. Its only real 'weakness' is that it struggles with carapice, which other classes can cover your weaknesses for (krak spam)

[woven yoke]

and then you fall face first into a dirty puddle

[gilded socket]

Sgt braphog mentored incredible gassy

[fiery wave]

Naw, you want rampage or at least that atk apeed per stam thing.

[hollow karma]

😞

[lusty estuary]

sluggish

[woven yoke]

TLDR cleaver sucks

[lusty estuary]

i'm sure whatever synapses in your brain are put together that let you tolerate it are well and good for you but i think without the attack speed increase from rampage the crowbar feels bad to use

[woven yoke]

idk about you but I manage perfectly fine with full health curios

[daring latch]

I pair cleaver with double barrel, because I need something to apply brittle.

[lusty estuary]

i'm not even saying it's a bad weapon just that i find it kind of sluggish and awkward

[woven yoke]

are you using the sharp end or the blunt end

[fiery wave]

The talent node. My curios are stam tough tough.

[lusty estuary]

this is nonquestion that implies i'm some kind of fake person exclusively using the sharp end

why i would be doing that

[woven yoke]

oh that one I activated it for Cleaver but didn't bother to change it for other weapons

[woven yoke]

because the sharp end is the only sluggish part because it's a double hit per swing

[lusty estuary]

you know what no now the crowbar is a bad weapon

sorry

worst weapon on hivescum

[woven yoke]

and the cleaver is dogwater

[fiery wave]

Ah. You basically want it for crowbar imo. Even without extra stam, it has plenty naturally.

[woven yoke]

even stevens

[lusty estuary]

everybody should just be using the knife instead

chain yourself to the pit

[woven yoke]

combat knife on scum?

ew

[gilded socket]

I watch

[lusty estuary]

stop sending nikke emotes

[woven yoke]

make me wuss

[fiery wave]

Knoife? I made one for my ganger.

[round mica]

Pit...like... armpit...?

[woven yoke]

WHERE

[gilded socket]

Diddnt know you play cummer

[lusty estuary]

i've been avoiding using the combat knife for scum

i know it'd be a good option but i used it too much on zealot

i'm sick of it and i want it gone

[fiery wave]

I play everything but oggy. Oggy only if someone needs MM and I'm the last resort to ask.

[round mica]

I know what that sticker is by the name but my internet is so dogshit rn it wont load

[gilded socket]

I hate ogryns

[woven yoke]

fedy faber

[fiery wave]

You go NYOOM NYOOM.

[gilded socket]

Karien is gay

[fiery wave]

I had ppl question me taking the mk 6 knoife before to see how fast lul.

[fiery wave]

Old news. I said I was bi like ages ago. 9.9/10 towards women.

[gilded socket]

Huge if true

[round mica]

Yeah i know i just wish it loaded

I hate my jobs wifi

Im currently at my job doing literally nothing at all just waiting to go home

[hollow karma]

Based

[round mica]

Shit sucks

[round mica]

Based

[fiery wave]

I think I told you I have a GF. Anyone who has played with me knows I'm a woman. So... kapp.

[gilded socket]

Huge if true

[fiery wave]

WDYM? It's not even a secret.

[gilded socket]

Huge if true

[round mica]

So fucking based...

I am the same way

What emotion does that emote convey nil

[fiery wave]

Ah. But yeah, is old news.

[brazen pelican]

Imagine being in a gay relationship. Couldn't be me.

[lusty estuary]

i'm imagining it right now....

[brazen pelican]

Nice.

[gilded socket]

Shut up boymoder also hi neuro

[gilded socket]

Huge if true

[brazen pelican]

I'd boymode less if shaving wasn't such a fucking hassle.

[twin flower]

carpal tunnel egh

[round mica]

If you think hard enough every relationship is gay

[twin flower]

How hard would that be

[astral basin]

Mechs are just fursuits for pilots that want to be robots

[round mica]

Maybe so hard you develop deep vein thrombosis

[round mica]

Mechs with fursonas

[twin flower]

Dear lawd

[brazen pelican]

I tried thinking but it seems the braincell is sleeping or something.

[gilded socket]

Truthnuke

[round mica]

Isn't that you most of the time like you need a hivemind to think for you

[gilded socket]

Im stuck to boymoding instead of actually femming

[twin flower]

[gilded socket]

Makes me so sad

[brazen pelican]

That is one of the best parts of the Hive Mind.

[twin flower]

No brain?

[round mica]

Smh just sounds to me you're a bottom

[brazen pelican]

It says I don't need it.

[brazen pelican]

Definitely couldn't be me. :3

[round mica]

":3"
Bottom detected

[twin flower]

[supple thorn]

Lot of those around

[celest wave]

how does one acquire maxxed curios?

[fiery wave]

Get lucky in brunt or melk bux gambling.

[twin flower]

Idk if you can, but that guy Melk has some

[round mica]

checks inside darktide server
bottoms

[fiery wave]

Or lucky as kark drop.

[celest wave]

:C

[round mica]

You WILL gamble all you have on brunt and HAVING TO LEVEL THEM UP ON HADRON and you're going to ENJOY IT, chud

[fiery wave]

I mean, a not quite a commissar laying in bed with a zealot worshipping her...

[fiery wave]

Can't quite lvl curios sadly.

[lusty estuary]

survivorship bias

[twin flower]

[fiery wave]

Hrm?

[round mica]

I forgot what dat means im dumb

[fiery wave]

Only the subs stick around or summthing.

[lusty estuary]

i would never stoop myself to the level of being a submissive i'm not a serf

[twin flower]

[round mica]

The zealot is worshipping her? Instead of the god emperor?
That's literally step 1 of chaos corruption

Thats chaos 101

[gilded socket]

I would pray to the god emperor if i can make my temple my CO in the barracks

[round mica]

Yet*

[fiery wave]

Yeah, worshipping her in bed.

[twin flower]

[gilded socket]

Doesn’t seem so bad of a life

[round mica]

That pleases the prince of pleasure

Just seems the commissar can do the funniest thing ever and corrupt the zealot to chaos due to her obsession over her

Like making her carve her name on her flesh with a knife

[twin flower]

Das a bit much

[round mica]

Thats like vanilla level shit yet

Get on my level

[fiery wave]

I know that. Is just not obvious because Licht rejected it.

[round mica]

Unfortunate

[twin flower]

Nuh uh

[round mica]

Yuh uh

[languid hazel]

I want a zealot to teach me how to worship the God Empress correctly uwu

[fiery wave]

Then again, lul.

[rancid shore]

Wus up my rejects

[twin flower]

God Empress

Wuss up?

You the wuss

[rancid shore]

That's what up

This job fucking sucks

[round mica]

First step: you need to have good knees
Second step: you need to have strong lungs for minutes without breathing
Third step: tongue work is essential

[rancid shore]

God...empress?

[languid hazel]

Mhm! =^w^=

[rancid shore]

[fiery wave]

Naw. Just say her name in prayer as she gets uhh... taken... uhh... very hard to describe salad tossing without outright saying it.

[rancid shore]

fucking freaks

[round mica]

Good girl

[rancid shore]

The one time I hope you aren't being freaks you are being freaks

[round mica]

Poggers

[fiery wave]

Also, yuri. Only yuri here.

If that wasn't obvious.

[languid hazel]

Imagine having a psyker partner who tickles your brain uwu

[round mica]

Yuri superiority

[twin flower]

Imagine she projects nsfw into your head in public

[fiery wave]

Why yes, fem psyker x her arby handler.

[round mica]

"Hey can you scratch my frontal lobe rq?"

[gilded socket]

Fucking genius

[twin flower]

Now thats a different kind of itch

[round mica]

Fem psyker X zealot who acts hostile to her in public

[gilded socket]

I want that as yuri now

[fiery wave]

Also, two psykers trolling their handlers and eloping.

So we get two confused and drunk arbys confused as to where the two went off.

[round mica]

Either yuri or yaoi no straightslop

[gilded socket]

I would happily let a psyker girl corrupt my zealot brain

make me think that other actions count as prayer to the god emperor instead of actual prayer

[fiery wave]

IKR.

[fiery wave]

You mean, to worship her in bed, right?

[gilded socket]

Maybe even the psyker convince the zealot that carving her name in her own skin is a good thing

[gilded socket]

Yes…

Pre-haps even on mission

[twin flower]

Spoicy

[fiery wave]

What is you two liking name scarring?

[round mica]

You dont understand how good a brain scratch could feel

[twin flower]

Are we just sharing kinks now

[round mica]

Its hot

[wanton spindle]

I haven’t had a nightmare where I’m being sacrificed for a while now

[twin flower]

I can imagine

[round mica]

I think the ritual worked then

Good

[wanton spindle]

Yaayyy :3

[fiery wave]

Think a victory 'lap' on the valkyrie?

[round mica]

Also that is the most schizophrenic thing I saw someone say in a while

[languid hazel]

Brb gonna write some psyker x zealot yuri. Or psyker x arbitrator yuri uwu

[gilded socket]

“My beloved agrees”

[round mica]

I legit haven't had an actual normal dream for ages now

[twin flower]

Same

[languid hazel]

Actually maybe I’ll make it yaoi just becus :3

[twin flower]

It was more apparent during my teens, does growing old just make you dream less

[wanton spindle]

I love yaoi

[orchid lynx]

What is this tomfoolery?

[round mica]

Hive scum that was about to be jailed x Arbitator who was responsible to make the arrest but now has to watch the HS so they dont do anything bad whilist working for the imperium

[fiery wave]

Hrm?

[gilded socket]

Is a psyker quote kari

[twin flower]

i havent played in a hot minute but the Scum just tweaking out of nowhere was funny

[fiery wave]

Nothing much, just yuri chat.

[round mica]

You know whats even more fucked

[fiery wave]

I know.

[orchid lynx]

Ah, nothing heretical then. Carry on!

[twin flower]

wat

[round mica]

Some times i actually feel the stuff that happened in the dream to my actual body

[gilded socket]

I want what i cant have and it makes me sad

[round mica]

I once dreamt i was getting stabbed and i felt a sharp pain exactly where it was

[languid hazel]

Same

[red orchid]

got the "liability? not today. today you are a tool of the lex" line on the enforcer psyker

[fiery wave]

I know the feel. People don't understand my downs well.

[twin flower]

Heh.. if you want something similar i'd like commit suicide during my nightmares just so I could wake up

[gilded socket]

Do i?

[red orchid]

praise from an arbitrator for the psyker was insane

[twin flower]

And it works

[wanton spindle]

Dreams are interesting since they all tie back to something in your life and you will instantly know what it is or not, at times they can be warnings

[round mica]

I feel like is controlling my body in the dreams that I have because it does whatever it wants except for what I try to do
I once tried to pick up something on the ground while i was dreaming and instead i felt my head act as my hand and i drowned myself

[twin flower]

Dweams

[round mica]

I woke up gasping for air

I almost choked myself due to the fucking fuck ass dream

[fiery wave]

Do you? But I get the emotional needs not fulfilled.

[gilded socket]

Im not sure kari

[round mica]

If I have any trauma experiences they were redacted by my brain cause nothing really happened for me to fucked like this mentally

[gilded socket]

Ive never had you talk to me about wants

[languid hazel]

I wish my needs were fulfilled

[twin flower]

I had a similar experience lmao, can't remember what the dream was about anymore

[fiery wave]

No, was more general. Sounds like you need the same.

[round mica]

My ass to my personal butler

[twin flower]

I woke up just to see my brother was just snugging my neck real tight

lil fucker was tryinna kill me in his sleep

[gilded socket]

Huh

[modern bobcat]

Hive Scumm should get dual-wield Needle Pistols

[round mica]

"No one would suspect a thing"

[fiery wave]

Like you would be better if someone were around and cuddles.

[wanton spindle]

I can still remember my past traumas, it weird how it’s like looking through a tunnel you didn’t expect to remember vividly yet not be able to remember what else happened after that

[twin flower]

more reasons to have your own room

[gilded socket]

Huge

[fiery wave]

Do you want to cap it faster?

[wanton spindle]

I love having my own room

[fiery wave]

So basically. Just blep.

[round mica]

I have my own room but its tiny as fuck and hot as fuck to the point im begging for my mom to install an AC unit there

[gilded socket]

Sometimes as i think about things i want and miss i only ever find myself unworthy of it

[round mica]

Its so hot you legit could fry an egg on my pc when i start playing

Plus theres a heat wave happening rn

[wind flame]

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[gilded socket]

Scam?

[round mica]

i have some memories like that but i wouldnt call them trauma still

[wanton spindle]

Oof, it’s worrying how it hasn’t snowed where I live

[cold quiver]

You had your psyker awakening and divined the future

Wear a vest

[wanton spindle]

Or stay strapped

[fiery wave]

Everyone has some worth... even if we don't see it ourselves.

[cold quiver]

There’s no snow anywhere where I live either and it’s just sad

Supposed to be some over new years but doubt it

[round mica]

I think im fine i have a lot of muscle and fat mass
Advantages of being built like a power lifter (i thank my grandfathers side of the family for these genes)

[gilded socket]

I wouldn’t count myself but i already know I need to love myself first

[fiery wave]

Even if you don't, someone might. I found that out.

[round mica]

Shit is so bad that this current heat has broken an historic record set in like 1991 for the hottest thats ever been in my country

31 celsius on my state rn

[gilded socket]

It wouldn’t be right for someone to have to love me enough for the both of us

[fiery wave]

Still, someone might still do it.

[gilded socket]

In all truth, im not even sure if i would want that

If it was offered to me

[wanton spindle]

Nearing 50 degrees 4 me

[gilded socket]

I dont think i would take it

[languid hazel]

Ah right. I can’t even react to her anymore 😭

[round mica]

She still has you blocked?

[languid hazel]

Mhm. No idea why she did it either

[lusty estuary]

she got annoyed and just blocked everyone who was in chat at the time

i figured by now she would've walked it back

[languid hazel]

Yep

[round mica]

Atp i wouldn't even bother and block her back, changes if her backtracking to want help again are thin or literally non existent

Chances*

[wanton spindle]

Who blocked you?

[round mica]

Maxine

[wanton spindle]

Ew

[round mica]

She blocked me way earlier than that chat event thing and i have no idea at all

[twin flower]

I've only ever been blocked by Cabbit and idk why

[wanton spindle]

I’d say shit, but idk if I’m able to

[twin flower]

I rarely talk to the dude

[round mica]

I think in here ive only been blocked by maxine so far

Idk anyone else

[twin flower]

Cabbits the only one Ik lmao

[round mica]

Who even is cabbit anyways

[wanton spindle]

Wondering the same

[lusty estuary]

everyone has me blocked i think

[twin flower]

Uhh, sum random ahh that pops up here sometimes

Some people know him so am guessing he's been here awhile

[round mica]

Yup i blocked you day one nil

[languid hazel]

Them*

[wanton spindle]

What’d you do brody 💀

[lusty estuary]

cabbit has you blocked cuz you keep misgendering them lmaoo

[round mica]

Every crime ever

[twin flower]

I call everyone a he by default online

how the hell would I know

[round mica]

Valid block

[round mica]

Checking profile as a starter

People put pronouns there

[tender horizon]

Just call everyone they

[wanton spindle]

[twin flower]

Fair, but I seldom check it

[tender horizon]

Simple as

[round mica]

By default i refer to anyone as them cause its easier

[wanton spindle]

Same

Or I’ll just look into their profile

[lyric frigate]

lowkenuinely just ask

[round mica]

lowkirkuinely

[twin flower]

lwkeyenerally

[alpine lodge]

Charlie Kirk

[rancid shore]

Sup every freak

[twin flower]

[alpine lodge]

sup every kirk

[twin flower]

[rancid shore]

[supple thorn]

and down the hole gen goes.

[lyric badger]

I don't hug

[round mica]

When is it not

[rancid shore]

Are you new here or sum?

[round mica]

Gen chat is like this constantly

[wanton spindle]

It’ll go back up soon

[supple thorn]

idk. pends on the people

[rancid shore]

Yeah lmao

It's just freaks being freaks

[twin flower]

[rancid shore]

[twin flower]

[supple thorn]

na, just smooth brain

[rancid shore]

[twin flower]

dead

[rancid shore]

Gotchs

[round mica]

Its genuinely like this constantky

[rancid shore]

Oh ok

[supple thorn]

i know.

[round mica]

FREAK ON A LEASH BUT THE LEASH SNAPPED

[rancid shore]

Sure sure freak back to your cell

[lyric badger]

Not necessarily! Some people will love you even if you don't yourself, but even still they want you to become better

[round mica]

Already broke out of the cage

[rancid shore]

Freak has breached containment

[twin flower]

aint got no chains on me

[lyric badger]

Leash was tightened a week ago by two mods

[twin flower]

[round mica]

SCP-FREAK HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT

[rancid shore]

[round mica]

Nuh uh

[twin flower]

cant stop dis

[rancid shore]

It was but it's become loose again

[supple thorn]

let the craziness continue

[rancid shore]

[round mica]

Feed me

[twin flower]

Want some Lamb Gyro

nom nom nom

[supple thorn]

🥔

[cosmic burrow]

Nie

[wanton spindle]

Will souls of the damned satisfy you?

That’s all I got

[twin flower]

Doesnt like good eating

[round mica]

Just dont feed me corn i hate corn

[round mica]

Mmmm yummy

[twin flower]

Whats wrong with Corn

[supple thorn]

🌽

[round mica]

[twin flower]

[round mica]

spits it back to your head and gives you head trauma

[twin flower]

I give you string beans

[supple thorn]

more then i already have? deserved

[twin flower]

[wanton spindle]

All this talk ab good is making me hungry too ;-;

[twin flower]

[round mica]

Goo

[pure quail]

you are incorrect

[wanton spindle]

:p

[round mica]

What do you mean incorrect

[pure quail]

corn is good

[round mica]

Me no likey

Me thinks it tastes bad

[pure quail]

you are incorrect

[wanton spindle]

I love esquites

[twin flower]

Sweet corn mmm

[round mica]

Fym its my personal taste

[lusty estuary]

rolling 4d20 and if i get above a 32 i'm walking out into the snow

[round mica]

[lusty estuary]

41

[supple thorn]

good luck

[pure quail]

your personal taste is incorrect

[lusty estuary]

oh i rolled a natural 20

[supple thorn]

damn

[pure quail]

it goes against the will of the emperor

[twin flower]

Put yer snow boots on

[wanton spindle]

Oop, good luck out there twin

[twin flower]

la creaatura

[lusty estuary]

someone needs to put a stop to this blizzard and i guess it has to be me

[supple thorn]

wave your arms in the opposite direction of the wind

[wanton spindle]

Donde?

[twin flower]

wuh

[pure quail]

duende?

[wanton spindle]

Si :3

[supple thorn]

okay

[pure quail]

no I eat corn therefore I am not depressed

[daring latch]

Heresy twins: Players huff tox like they're addicted to it. Act like if they don't look at ragers they can't hurt them. Run away instead of blocking
Auric twins: No rager is alive within 5km of the arena, Melee twin dies to first cycle, Already in clean zone when tox starts.

[wanton spindle]

You were saying Spanish shit so I started saying Spanish shit back

[daring latch]

Heresy is harder than auric sometimes, I swear to dear god.

[twin flower]

i only know some curse words if that counts

[supple thorn]

players in it

[round mica]

Die >:(

[round mica]

Its not the ai its the players

[pure quail]

make me

[supple thorn]

i eat corn and am depressed, your argument is void

[pure quail]

fuck

[round mica]

forces you to eat 45000 bananas so you die of radiation poisoning

[pure quail]

👀

[supple thorn]

yes, the radiation is gonna kill them...

[lyric badger]

Hah, gay!

[pure quail]

ur mum gay

[round mica]

Badger of russian nationality mentioned

[supple thorn]

he is fucking hilarious

[pure quail]

SovietWomble

final answer

[lyric badger]

I want to have an insane girlfriend too and have a friend comment up on it

[lilac crag]

@round mica

[twin flower]

[round mica]

Im trying ti remember any sovietwomble quotes that wont get me banned and i cant think of any

[round mica]

Hi

[pure quail]

I would settle for a not insane gf but I can take an insane one too if I have to

[pure quail]

see that's the joy of soviet womble

[lilac crag]

the payday 2 spoon ones

[lilac crag]

hi oomf

[round mica]

Thats russianbadger tho isnt it?

[lilac crag]

ah

[round mica]

Tvthnuke

[round mica]

Hallo

[pure quail]

something about cyanide's cock?

that shouldn't be bannable right

[lyric badger]

I'll kidnap one from the DT discord

[round mica]

Something something cyanides hot gf something something domestic abuse

[pure quail]

can you kidnapp one for me?

[supple thorn]

thats a gamble

[lyric badger]

Let's see if it plays out

[pure quail]

domestic abuse when it affects cyanide is funni

[lyric badger]

Sure, why not, anything for my brother in arms

[round mica]

Get ready to get the most batshit autistic person you have ever met

[pure quail]

hell yeah

[supple thorn]

well, better luck with god roll in your first three tries.

[round mica]

Cyanide getting bullied is always funny

[supple thorn]

can think of a few

[lyric badger]

I already know me, and I already know all the Project Moon lore.

[round mica]

Dear god youre one of them

[pure quail]

haha imagine if there was some girl playing darktide that wanted to explain warhammer lore to me and also be in a loving relationship haha jk... unless? 👉👈

[lyric badger]

Yes, I am.

[pure quail]

bullying a sentient pringles can with an indian accent is never wrong

[whole glade]

Eatin Detroit style pizza and watching the walten files. Life good.

[lyric badger]

@gilded socket

[pure quail]

huh

[supple thorn]

they're a good kid.

[round mica]

Bro is recommending the femcell to them

I cant

The chudette

[twin flower]

[wanton spindle]

I love gambling

[lyric badger]

He sounds like he needs some character development

[round mica]

Release the walten files

[supple thorn]

i do too, till im losing.

[pure quail]

I feel like I dragged a curse upon myself the way you're describing them

[wanton spindle]

Real

[supple thorn]

tis what you asked for

[round mica]

Authors when deciding to giving their OC's character development trough trauma:

[lyric badger]

Warhammer lore gf and loving relationship isnt a thing, my brother

[pure quail]

something about a monkeys paw

[pure quail]

a man can dream mk

[lyric badger]

You must wake up and smell the reality

[round mica]

Have you heard the terms puppygirl and 4chan

[pure quail]

one day I gotta pull a hot goth gf by simply sitting in my apartment and she will come bursting through the door, right?

[pure quail]

yes, yes I have

oh no

[round mica]

Emphasis on smell

[pure quail]

ohnonononono

[round mica]

Get ready, boy.

[lyric badger]

Me with my first oc who has 12 books hidden on wattpad

[pure quail]

ok gman I hear you

[lyric badger]

You can just promise them pats or a snack if they shower

[pure quail]

my body is ready

[lyric badger]

The right person at the wrong place, can make all the difference

[pure quail]

my mind might not be

[twin flower]

wat is happening

[pure quail]

I do not know

I need an adult

[lilac crag]

[supple thorn]

find your happy place

[lyric badger]

He wants a loving, warhammer lore dumping gf

[round mica]

Insert that mlp image of "you promise you wont get mad?" As she holding a bag with soap and deorant

[twin flower]

this is me on my gf fr

[pure quail]

the right person (big tiddy goth gf) is always in the wrong place (not my apartment) smh

[twin flower]

turned her into a nerd

[lyric badger]

the way the natural order is meant to be

[lyric badger]

I love baths, imma force them into baths

[lyric badger]

Truth Nuke

[round mica]

My gf loves to hear me yap about my hyper fixations and i try my best to listen to hers as well i think i win chat

[whole glade]

Yellow rabbit and Bom are evil but not that kinda evil

[pure quail]

just hand out deoderant at warhammer gatherings

[round mica]

Have you ever heard of the man who went years without taking a bath and he died like 2 days after bathing

[twin flower]

i talk warhammer lore
she talks bl stuff

did I also win

[round mica]

Olympic medal type of win

[round mica]

[lyric badger]

Was he indian?

[supple thorn]

nah, better off punching a hole in a fabreeze can and launching it in a room like a grenade.

[round mica]

I lowkey dont remember

[pure quail]

are you certain they've not been on any planes

[pure quail]

ok can do that too

[round mica]

Im pretty sure he was african...? Ngl i gotta check now

[twin flower]

howd he die tho lmao

[round mica]

Iranian man

[pure quail]

there's also that greek orthodox monk who lived his whole life in a monestary and didn't know what a woman was

[supple thorn]

done it at a friday night magic

[lyric badger]

African vs indian beef going hard apparently

[pure quail]

good man

[round mica]

I have no fucking idea

[twin flower]

wat they beefing about

[round mica]

He went YEARS without bathing fearing clealiness would be the cause of his death

Shortly after his first bath years he died

So he was right

[twin flower]

Welp

[lyric badger]

who can not shower the longest

[twin flower]

He should have stayed stinki then

[round mica]

And

Dude

You wont believe it

But he died at 94 yrs old

So he mightve been onto something

[twin flower]

Huh

[round mica]

He went 60yrs of his life without bathing apparently

60 fucking years with no bathing

[twin flower]

Could prolly smell him from a mile away

[pure quail]

tbf I've not bathed for like half year

granted I shower every day

but still

[twin flower]

longest i havent bathed is like a week and thats cuz we had no power

[round mica]

A mile? You could smell him from 3 countries away

[twin flower]

and i didnt wanna use cold water cuz it was freezing out

[twin flower]

A national treasure

[round mica]

Ive gone like 3 weeks cause of depression when peak covid happened

It was baaad

[pure quail]

mood

[twin flower]

reminded me of an experiment some college students did

what would happen if you didnt bath for a year or something

[pure quail]

you'd become a warhammer fan

[round mica]

Worse

Magic the gathering fans...

[pure quail]

ohno

say it ain't so

[round mica]

Their chairs get skid marked every time theres an event

Have you ever seen that picture?

[pure quail]

no

I don't believe I want to

[twin flower]

my dad is into that

or.. used to i guess

[round mica]

Someone on reddit that worked in events for those nerd hobbies took a pic after a Magic The Gathering event happened

And there was 2 seats with skid marks

[pure quail]

oh I think I know it

why would you remind me of this

what have I done to deserve this

[round mica]

The sin of living.

[pure quail]

I dind't choose this

I was born into this world without my consent

[round mica]

And no consent was needed to be reminded of skid mark chair

[pure quail]

no I think it should have been actually

[round mica]

Errrmmmm skill issue

[pure quail]

no

[round mica]

Yuh uh

[pure quail]

nuh uh

[delicate kite]

You guys still yapping while atoma is struggling

Save atoma

[round mica]

Atoma Prime has fallen billions must die

[pure quail]

I am taking a mental health day

(I have had a massive headache all day and painkillers haven't done shit)

[delicate kite]

Is Rannick actually HR or executive ?

[round mica]

You act as if the imperium cares for having those things

[twin flower]

Interoggator

[delicate kite]

I mean isnt that why they have such divisive structure

Administratum ministorum and bla bla

[round mica]

Actually the imperium has human resources
The corpses thrown into the meat grinder for food

[pure quail]

the only human resources the imperium cares about are the ones which can be sent to the front lines

[round mica]

Hmmm yummy ration with pink finger

[pure quail]

yummnby

[round mica]

Administratum is all about logistics of like
How many people were killed in that raid from last month?

3000000? Yeah ok

[pure quail]

imperium logistics pog

[round mica]

Anyways my wax stock is done so i wont be able to authorize the militarum from stopping that chaos cult from invading that planet

Oh you mean the cult already took it?

Ok sorry i dont have wax to let you send reinforcements to take it back

Guess youll have to see with the inquisitor if its externinatus worth it

Wait youre telling me the inquisitor was in on it with the cultists?

My bad yo i dont have wax for the seals so i cant send any messages to anyone to warn about this

Thats like the entire admninistratum

[pure quail]

just use wax to kill the cultists

scalding hot wax

[vague elm]

Quick someone roll a D6

[round mica]

Yeah but then there would be no wax to make the seals that authorizes you to do that

[round mica]

My bad G i rolled a nat100

I think it means you contracted bone cancer

[vague elm]

I can't decide what class to play, the die will choose for me

[round mica]

Play veteran

[vague elm]

Flip a coin, I only have 2 builds

[round mica]

Then you should make more builds

[light fable]

the rim of the coin!

[vague elm]

Nobody wants that

[round mica]

Rim the coin?

[gilded socket]

Absolutely not

[vague elm]

I'd rather rim-
Nvm

[light fable]

the coin has 3 sides technically the rim is just an extremely low chance one

[round mica]

Self control showed up like Superman hope image

[vague elm]

[round mica]

Did you know the coin is also not a 50/50?

[vague elm]

Is the weight skewed to one side due to the pictures or something?

[light fable]

the coin will always fall butter side down

[vague elm]

Different mass for different designs, even if miniscule

[lyric badger]

Awww :c

[pure quail]

WOW RUDE

I'M NOT THAT BAD

[vague elm]

Actually I only even like the one build. Just gonna use that

[round mica]

Yeah

I dont remember which the sides are

But one side is heavier than the other

Its more like a 60/40 or smtng like that

I forgorrr

[pure quail]

you forgorr

just rembr

[round mica]

I tried... to rbrm... thrombosis...

[vague elm]

I'd imagine it's more like 49.68466/50.41382

[round mica]

[vague elm]

Don't math that

[pure quail]

trombones

[vague elm]

I guessed

[round mica]

I think... its 49.67467

[vague elm]

Was more trying to make the point it's a very small difference. Def is a difference tho

[gilded socket]

Recommending me of all people is a bad idea

[pure quail]

yes it seemed that way the way they were talking afterwards

[gilded socket]

Yea it is

[lyric badger]

They want it to be natural

[pure quail]

the insane people to be natural?

[lyric badger]

They as in you, idk why I'm talking in the third person

We'll meet someone naturally

[gilded socket]

On my own terms

[lyric badger]

That's the ticket

[pure quail]

well sometimes your own terms need a help along by random people on discord

[gilded socket]

Id rather not on discord of all places

[pure quail]

don't you know, all good and strong relationships happen on discord

meeting people organically irl through mutual friends and via interests? nah that will never work out

discord is the prime tool for relationships dating back as far as cavepeople

[abstract nimbus]

Hello everyone, I'm having trouble playing games on Linux Bazzite. It only opens a black screen in windowed mode. I'm already trying the Proton Hotfix. Any help would be appreciated.
Setup:
Rayzen 5 2600
RTX 2060
16 GB RAM

[pure quail]

I'm an archaeologist trust me I know this stuff

[round mica]

Notice the numbers i use

[whole glade]

Yellow rabbit is with his hot goat wife in the pumpkin patch house

[pure quail]

676767676767676767

[pure quail]

I think that could be a metaphore for Epstein island

has someone gotten Matpat on this?

[round mica]

Probably still busy trying to figure out amazing digital circus

[pure quail]

huh

[gilded socket]

Bait

[pure quail]

I am a master baiter

[ripe tangle]

Please don’t do that in public.

also hi

[pure quail]

hi

[arctic escarp]

hey

[gilded socket]

Hi lucia

[amber delta]

[ripe tangle]

are you ready for the New Year?

[pure quail]

also what are we supposed to not do in public?

[ripe tangle]

Masturbate…

[pure quail]

no who wopuld do that

that's nasty

[ripe tangle]

if you do, I’ll shoot you.

[pure quail]

understandable

[jaunty path]

Wait we aren't?

[pure quail]

no you do that in my dms

geez

[jaunty path]

[brazen pelican]

Exist. The outernet is scary.

[pure quail]

well yes

[ripe tangle]

I made Jello Shots

[pure quail]

can I hajve plz

[jaunty path]

What flavors

[ripe tangle]

I made 200

[jaunty path]

Why so many...

[twin oracle]

Hey, i saw in some video that ppl are using this thing where they keep ligh attacking by just holding down mousebutton, is that a mod or how can i do it?

[ripe tangle]

strawberry, blueberry, cherry, orange, and lime

[jaunty path]

A mod unfortunately

[ripe tangle]

PARTY

[round mica]

Hello chat

[twin oracle]

uff okay.. i did try few mods but game keeps crashing constantly whit mods

[pure quail]

am I invited?

[ripe tangle]

Sure

[pure quail]

Hi Lynxiee the Slaneeshi Worshipper

[pure quail]

woo!

[round mica]

Hi mala

[jaunty path]

Mm party

[round mica]

Chud.

[jaunty path]

Gl w that

[pure quail]

wat

[jaunty path]

I assume this'll be taking place all in your private domicile that you will not be harassed in.

[pure quail]

what have I done to earn this nickname

[jaunty path]

[round mica]

Hi missus

[ripe tangle]

Correct

[jaunty path]

Hi lynx

[round mica]

SovietWomble fan

[jaunty path]

no way

[pure quail]

huh

[ripe tangle]

You’re invited Missus

[round mica]

Sister sister I have a question
Theoretically.. now hear me out
Which chaos god... would you fall to?

[jaunty path]

:o

[ripe tangle]

None, I serve only the Emperor.

[jaunty path]

If the soda disappears it wasn't me

[round mica]

Minor spelling mistake

Yhe

[jaunty path]

If the rum disappears

[pure quail]

same but for chocolate

[daring latch]

Damnation is the most grab-bag of teammates. I just watched three different players walk into the open and die to a sniper cluster. The first one was understandable, but the other two having seen the first go down apparently lacked object permanence and decided that the first player was safe to res.

[ripe tangle]

I make no mistakes.

[jaunty path]

It wasn't me either

[round mica]

If the people disappear it wasnt me dont check my tummy

[pure quail]

vore

[ripe tangle]

please… no vore

[jaunty path]

Common thing that kills newbies is trying to save players

[round mica]

No i chew before swallowing

[ripe tangle]

ew

[pure quail]

giggity

[daring latch]

"I'm shit don't res me. I deserve this" is heard often on auric.

[pure quail]

deserved

[round mica]

No shame at all

Rub my belly...

[pure quail]

get a room

[surreal ermine]

it pains me watching someone get themselves killed over someone that was already down

[surreal ermine]

like i respect the commitment but its joever for them already man come on

[gilded socket]

I want things to be beautiful

[round mica]

I love stealing your stickers

[pure quail]

I don't need to want that I just look in the mirror

[round mica]

The amount of times I saw my squad fall apart over trying to rez someone is kinda hilarious

[pure quail]

no dwarf left behind

[round mica]

Its a domino effect

It always makes me laugh

[supple thorn]

easier said that done

[gilded socket]

Easier said than done

[gilded socket]

Truthe

[cosmic burrow]

Damn

[pure quail]

Idunno man, just look harder in the mirror

[cosmic burrow]

A lot of stickers here

[supple thorn]

@ripe tangle ello mate

[gilded socket]

Ain’t happening

[storm ember]

hello foids, moids, troids, noids

[versed scarab]

Where would I post, if I'm looking for help finding skulls?

I see some lfg channels, but have no clue what vox, nasa, emea or apac means .🤔

[gilded socket]

Hello loseroid

[ripe tangle]

Hi

[storm ember]

thats loid to you!

[pure quail]

sounds like a you issue honestly

[jaunty path]

90% of my deaths as of late have been due to me running ahead out of being purely impatient and wanting to kill as many things as possible

[gilded socket]

It very much is

[pure quail]

mood

[half rain]

evening, chat

[pure quail]

make it someone elses problem them

[cosmic burrow]

Hello

[pure quail]

evening Spuppet

[supple thorn]

least yours are with good reason

[cosmic burrow]

Fuck

[pure quail]

killing heretics is a fair reason to run ahead and get killed

[cosmic burrow]

Playing melee ogryn after long pause is a exoerience

[gilded socket]

Eh

[supple thorn]

im just shit

[jaunty path]

Melee ogyrn is the only way to play

[pure quail]

same

[cosmic burrow]

I remebered why i chose ogryn in the first place