general-chat

[twin flower]

Fair, was a lot of cheesy things tbh

[twin dirge]

Game fucks tho, new characters are super cool

And the new bosses are peak

[twin flower]

Is Marais still being avoided

[twin dirge]

They already dropped everdark balancers and it's like the best fight I've ever seen

[acoustic pebble]

Bleh

[twin dirge]

Everdark yes, normal gets farmed for money it's so easy

[twin flower]

Huh, might ping my bois again maybe we could hop back on the nightreign slop

[astral basin]

Idk but fighting nameless was cathartic
Hes only ass when you as the damage dealer dont have aggro in first stage
Hes very. Strafe oriented.
And when he hops on the other side of the arena right as you get into position… eugh

[twin dirge]

It's storm ruler fight and makes your entire build not matter, I'm not surprised people hated everdark augur

[twin dirge]

Getting nameless kinged n1 is peak gameplay

[twin flower]

Nameless was alright

[twin dirge]

I do gotta say

I hate balancers night bosses

Twin demons or mogh

Like what the fuck

[twin flower]

Heh Mohg

[twin dirge]

It was so worth the fight tho

Their relic is cracked

[astral basin]

Mohg

NIHIL

[twin dirge]

Increased melee DMG
Increased skill DMG
Steadily Regen MP

[prisma cypress]

rogue trader 8 dollas

[twin dirge]

I'll go buy it a third time for that price

[astral basin]

I fought mohg early in base
Beat him w his own spells
Which was ego boosting

[twin dirge]

Mfw the Lord of blood is weak to blood

That's like Dracula being allergic to bats dude

[astral basin]

Hes not weak, just… not immune 👀

[twin dirge]

Honestly they fixed it in Nightreign

When you bleed him now he gets lord of bloods buff

[astral basin]

Also the fire res so the impact dmg of the blood throw spell was nonexistent

[twin dirge]

He takes DMG but gets buff

[twin dirge]

Luckily, I don't care, because he 1 shots me no matter what anyways

[astral basin]

So your favorite sewer spot at castle?

The match after you left

N1

Bell hunter

[twin dirge]

BAH

You got Batman in his cave lmfao

You got bodied didnt you lmfao

I'm laughing my ass off a little too much

Let me calm down

[astral basin]

I was level 4 on scholar
I got 1 shot

Immediately

As i turned the corner

[twin dirge]

You can be level 10 on bird, he's still gonna 1 shot you

That is Batman

He is there for justice

And boy will he get that vengeance

Nobody knows why but BB hunter under the castle is just fucking cranked to 11

[astral basin]

It was ogre castle too
Magic pots being thrown
And apparently they throw jar warriors too?
Idk but there was an ulcer tree spirit up there too

[twin dirge]

he's also hard because he has no small stagger animation meaning he doesn't stagger at all unless it's a full stance break

[twin flower]

them ogres over there trynna be like nba players throwing pots at you

[twin dirge]

I hate ogres

So much bro

[astral basin]

Youre saying he CAN be stance broken

[twin dirge]

Yeah

Just nothing else

You can hit him with a truck, if it doesn't break his stance he doesn't stagger

Even my ult doesn't phase his ahh

[twin flower]

Should try Raider them

The bonk champ

[astral basin]

[twin dirge]

I mean he just doesn't care

Raider is built diff

[twin flower]

specially with like the right relics

just spam jump attacks

[twin dirge]

No, he's good in general lmfao

[tired steeple]

Is this about nightreign

[twin dirge]

You don't need relics for raider to smack

[bronze wren]

Oh my god i finally did it

[twin dirge]

Yes

[twin flower]

with dual greatweaps preferably

[bronze wren]

Fuck no Mans land

[astral basin]

I dont like slow animations
It kills me how bad the dodge is
But like
Im relying on lance instincts to not gaf

[tired steeple]

I thought nightreign was kinda not that great whoops

[twin flower]

great with mates imo

but yeah

we got burnt out

[tired steeple]

I also think elden ring is one of fromsoft’s worst so maybe that has something to do with it

[twin dirge]

Personal preference

[tired steeple]

I got the dlc too and beat that

Was it worth it?

Mm

Yeah

[twin dirge]

I like Elden Ring more than even the dark soul trilogy

[twin flower]

Did people really not like elden ring

I like it too

[tired steeple]

Dlc could have been it’s own game at a full price and I’d probably have bought it, despite my issues

[somber stream]

Copy, If im back before Kangaroo bed time, i might poke

[astral basin]

Im still a 3 hyper
And will slap any and all ds2 slanderers

[twin dirge]

You gotta admit the dlc was fuckin great tho, smack base game all you want but it was peak

[twin flower]

They did magic well in Elden ring

[twin dirge]

Getting to actually meet St Trina was all I ever wanted

[tired steeple]

||promised consort radahn is a disappointment I’ll never recover from||

My favourite fight was uhh forget his name

Snake man

[astral basin]

Bc they had 3 games of “well shit we fucked the balancing for that”

[tired steeple]

My issue in elden ring is 90% the balancing

It is unreasonably hard

[astral basin]

Pfffft

Get stat checked

[twin flower]

nice to see they finally made it viable

[tired steeple]

I beat almost every main fromsoft game, at least the souls and bloodborne

Elden ring, the dlc

Only thing I’m missing

Dark souls 2 dlc

Never finished those

[twin flower]

[tired steeple]

I like dark souls 2 but the dlcs are kinda dull

Duskbloods, eh?

Funny lil thing

I’m not getting a switch 2 so

Guess I’ll miss that one

[astral basin]

Fr tho elden ring tried a little hard to get their anime in and
For combat i wasnt that much a fan

It was

Goated

W sister friede

Melenia? Gtf outta here

[tired steeple]

My favourite boss in ds3 gotta be the duo demon princes

Prince in pain and prince from below or someth

Heard they got added to the nightreign dlc

Which is pretty huge

[astral basin]

Oh the dlc duo

Fuck them

Exploding bastards

[twin dirge]

I'll be blunt, it's because it's open world, you're able to over level yourself to the point everything is a cake walk

That was my biggest issue with it honestly

[tired steeple]

That’s then my other issue

Elden ring never feels just right

[twin dirge]

I apparently beat the game with proper level and even then it was overly easy

[tired steeple]

It’s either too easy or too hard

[twin dirge]

I like it for buff stacking into oblivion, the magic is peak I'm a faith player, and I love the story and lore

Being able to run around the dlc with tholier and St Trina was all I wanted

[tired steeple]

I was arcane

I used a nodachi

Put occult on it

[twin flower]

Didnt faith like fall off pretty hard in the later parts of the game

[tired steeple]

Nodachi is one of my favourite types of weapons irl

Mmm kinda

[twin dirge]

Arcane builds are so incredibly hit or miss, my buddy is arcane based as well but he's mega into dragon cult

[twin flower]

sick swords

[tired steeple]

You’d need to pull out lightning damage. Pure faith damage is really weak later on

But you can make up for it with, again, lightning

That black faith shit

[modern bobcat]

When did FatShark add a No Dachi?

[tired steeple]

That you get on gargoyle swords

Oh, elden ring

Not darktide

[twin flower]

elden ring

[twin dirge]

Lighting puts in work once you get out of lyndel

And holy works there so

[modern bobcat]

Ok, so when WILL FatShark give Zealot a No Dachi??

[twin flower]

is there even such a thing in 40k

[tired steeple]

Probably

There’s eastern inspired chapters

[twin flower]

theres a lack of like eastern culture in 40k imo or is that just me

There is?!

[tired steeple]

White scars got curved awords

*swords

Some do, at least

[twin flower]

Is it Mantis Warriors

[twin dirge]

I just enjoyed the bosses, tho I agree with consort being a pissing contest

Pre nerf anyways

He's not bad now that his hit boxes are fixed and he doesn't lag you down to 5fps

[stuck wasp]

There are Katana like Psyker Swords in Necromunda, Esher Shivver Blades.
Could see a much longer one (or is the No Dachi the Glaive thingy)

[twin dirge]

...nah actually I forgot about the boar

Fuck Gaius

[modern bobcat]

https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Emperor's_Shadows

[twin dirge]

Truly

[gloomy void]

Pull a Destiny 2 and give Zealot a lightsaber

[twin dirge]

Worst fight I've ever had the displeasure of doing

[gloomy void]

Call it the faith blade or some shit

[twin dirge]

I've heard it's actually good in d2 too

[gloomy void]

I’m currently using it rn lol

It is very fun

[twin dirge]

I don't wanna do another solo legy campaign tho

[tired steeple]

Wlden ring had a weapon I joke about being a light saber

[gloomy void]

The whole expansion is pretty fun

[twin dirge]

Shit is aids

[twin flower]

Well how bout that

[tired steeple]

The coded sword

[gloomy void]

It’s an easy one

[twin dirge]

Yeah but it's long

[twin flower]

40k be having like 10million chapters out there but only choose the boy scouts

[twin dirge]

Coded sword and cypher pata my beloved

[gloomy void]

Destiny is nearing its final years so Bungie went “fuck it” on the powercreep and now we mow through everything

[tired steeple]

Another weapon I liked was milady

[twin dirge]

Who didn't

[tired steeple]

I liked doing the wee spins with it

[gloomy void]

I personally don’t like the ability spam meta but if it’s what the casual audience wants so be it

As long as people stay

[twin dirge]

Lgs is just the best designed weapon class in the dlc imo

Backhand blades looked cool but are functionally just longer range claws

the throwing great hammer is peak tho

insert metal pipe noises

[twin flower]

I think they tried doing something with those weaps that has cqc combat arts

sadaly it was kinda meh tho

[modern bobcat]

Ah, I hear you get special bonuses when you complete the set with the enchanted fedora

[twin dirge]

Fisting people was peak wdym

I preferred the feet arts tho

Kicking ass literally was fun

[twin flower]

Was kinda ass against bosses imo

but yeah i fw it

[astral basin]

Swarm of flies was insanely broken in ds3
For er i did the fire blood spells, straight swords, and bloodhound curved sword
Throw some texas petes at people, bloodflame coat, get in

[twin dirge]

Really? It worked great on bosses for me tbh, the multi hits did a lot of stagger and the palm blast skill did so much DMG and stance it was absurd

And the feet had the spinning helicopter kick that just smacked everything indiscriminately

[astral basin]

But like. I had a very specific pacing w straight swords and the dex gswords i used
So malenia absolutely dogged me
I got her down to 10% in phase 2 so many times but couldn’t get through the water fowl

[twin flower]

my build was prolly just shit

[twin dirge]

Prolly cuz I infused for holy tho

Faith build things

[astral basin]

It didnt help non of my stats reached 50 when i fought her

[twin dirge]

Also gvow does gods work

[twin dirge]

I mean they don't go much higher

60 is soft cap

Anything higher is so miniscule it's barely worth doing

[astral basin]

Lolol lotf made the worst mistake ever
They put magic lazor on faith

Just eats through everything

[twin dirge]

Have you not seen the holy orbital laser in ER?

I might have to scrub around with you on ER eventually

[astral basin]

Er saw that on the int spell and hit the brakes fast
Especially bc they put a “no fp ate” flask in

[twin dirge]

Also I'll mention I buff my ass way too much, I wear exclusively rakshasa armor for the DMG buff and then use basically every stacking buff I can

[sage dragon]

speaking of lasers, any beam weapons you think we can get for Darktide at some point?

[twin dirge]

And then the dlc did a no stamina flask and it became broken again

We love infinite stam and Fp for 10 seconds

[twin flower]

prolly not anytime soon

[astral basin]

Beam? Darktide? Egh

[sage dragon]

I know that they added a Neovolkite pistol for SM2, but Cacti assured me that was primaris exclusive

[twin dirge]

Neovolkite is so ass, I hate the hot glue gun

[twin flower]

[astral basin]

Yeah not to mention sm2 doesnt have faithful renditions of guns either

[twin flower]

laser pointer goes brrr

[sage dragon]

everyone would prefer to get hellgun first huh?

[twin dirge]

I want a melta rifle but that would never happen

[astral basin]

Like. Sm2 at its core is a brawler.
Sword and pistol

[sage dragon]

it could, just not soon

[twin flower]

I want my vet lmg

[astral basin]

“Power creep dlc weapons, here for 9.99!”

[sage dragon]

what we won't get are super heavy complicated weapons, like multi meltas

[astral basin]

Will the .99 bs go away now that the penni no longer exists?

[sage dragon]

why not? they did for VT2 and people liked it

[modern bobcat]

Is GW really pushing Krieg models rn? they also did a Rust tie-in this year: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3891560/Rust__Warhammer_40000_Pack/

[astral basin]

I sure did at least
Kruber spears are goated

[sage dragon]

and everyone loves the trollhammer torpedo

[astral basin]

Never put effort into bardin so
Eh

[sage dragon]

to each their own

[visual vortex]

Anyone else getting a bunch of error 2014 and 2004s?

[modern bobcat]

Trollhammer already exists in DT

[twin flower]

almost forgot the 40k x rust collab was a thing lmao

[modern bobcat]

Hive Scumm rokkit shoota

[twin flower]

armor looks nice tho holy shit

[astral basin]

Kruber, sienna, holy hammer time Saltyspitz

[twin flower]

bout to see some people rp as krieg now lmao

[sage dragon]

that one will be getting nerf when FS comes back, make no mistake

[modern bobcat]

Don't nerf me dakka or ur gettin krumped

[sage dragon]

tell FS that

[twin flower]

or like rework the talent trees again

[modern bobcat]

What they really need to nerf is Heavy Sword

that thing is way too powerful

[astral basin]

Heavy sword? Nerf???

[twin dirge]

New krieg armor?

[modern bobcat]

Yes. all my homies are abusing Heavy Sword

[astral basin]

Does heavy sword actually get that much use???

[twin dirge]

Fuck

[astral basin]

A

I

Aki

I

[twin flower]

I thought it was only good for chaff

[twin dirge]

Hi

[twin flower]

You already spelt it wrong

[astral basin]

No. Ill wait

[twin dirge]

You'll wait?

For?

[visual vortex]

I havent seen anyone use the heavy sword for as long as i can remember

[astral basin]

Mhm

[twin dirge]

I'm already hard

[modern bobcat]

Why does Power Falchion feel like I'm using a butter knife

[twin dirge]

No point in teasing

[modern bobcat]

Is one variant better than the other?

[visual vortex]

Use its special

[astral basin]

I like h sword
But like
I only learned to like it bc i wasnt using my heavy evis
Its the awkward middle child of heavy and finesse

[visual vortex]

Heavy evis 🤤

[twin dirge]

Same reason I like that one caxe variant on arbite

It's the only cleave sharp that mf has

[modern bobcat]

Ah, I like Heavy Elvis too. People say he fell off when he got fat, but I disagree

[twin dirge]

I prefer small elvis personally

[visual vortex]

I like small evis and power fal on vet

[twin dirge]

Is small evis assault chain

Cuz if so I don't

[astral basin]

“Small evis”

[twin dirge]

Fuck assault chain

[visual vortex]

It's like a smaller evid

Evis

Small evis

[astral basin]

I hope it isnt chaxe

Its not

[visual vortex]

I mean the chainsword

[astral basin]

Good

[twin dirge]

It's so bad man

[visual vortex]

Yeah but it looks cool

So i dont care

[twin dirge]

My shovel unironically feels better

[astral basin]

I loathe chaxe
Bc it swings like you dont know how to
I get its top heavy af but
Holy shit

[visual vortex]

Looks cool > actual utility

[twin dirge]

That's why I run around with a knife instead of thammer

I like my knife skin

[astral basin]

Ew

Knife

Gross

[visual vortex]

I like the knife

[twin dirge]

Rending on backstab on the backstab build is just there

[visual vortex]

It's really good at cutting assorted cheeses

[modern bobcat]

We should have a race to see if Zealot or Hive Scumm are faster

[visual vortex]

Prob hive scum with certain weapons

[astral basin]

Need to refer to the poxers n scabs as cheese men now

Especially the scabs

They ARE yellow

[lethal solstice]

Ruthless backstab is terrible

[twin dirge]

Dude why is shift smart so fuckin lazy

[twin dirge]

The way my ass uses it anyways

[astral basin]

Controller w

[visual vortex]

I think fat shark should add more universal weapons

[astral basin]

Rare but

[twin dirge]

The printer broke and he won't write it by hand like everyone else does, he doesn't even gotta name them he has to put 12/30 5am

THAT ISNT HARD

[delicate kite]

My friends tricked me into eating space cookies by pretending they are run of the mill baked holiday goods

[twin dirge]

I've done like 30 of them already why is it a problem to do what yo ass being paid for

[delicate kite]

I am unable to save atoma today

[twin dirge]

I'm unable to save myself

[visual vortex]

Did the cookies taste good?

[twin dirge]

I've gotten many friends high with homemade edibles cuz I said theyre normal

(they're all smokers I'm not just drugging people)

[astral basin]

I mean. I just put the cookies out

So

They should

Wish i had edibles
Smoking sucks for me

[visual vortex]

I do not like edibles or smoking

[twin dirge]

I have healthy lungs so I just smoke

[modern bobcat]

If the Emperor became vegan and stopped eating Psykers, what would he eat instead?

[visual vortex]

Orks

[modern bobcat]

Psykic Mushrooms... interesting

[elder merlin]

[fallen tree]

edibles dont hit the same for me tbh. i used to prefer smoking but im completely off green now

they would make me sick ngl

[twin dirge]

^ I don't do edibles because it's either not enough or way too much

[fallen tree]

^^ way too much is so awful

[twin dirge]

Id rather smoke green cuz it's easier for me to regulate myself

[visual vortex]

Why use drugs when you can just stand up really fast?

[fallen tree]

try both

[twin dirge]

Especially when you can't actually puke it up so you're just laying on the ground dying with no way to fix it outside chugging water like your life depends on it

Fun times

[fallen tree]

yep. id rather drink too much alcohol and throw it up. greening out on dank thats way too potent fucks you up way worse imo

[twin dirge]

Did gummies once, ate 1 too many, it was the worst fucking experience ever

I had never been so close to going clean lmfao

I don't drink so

Can't stand the way alcohol and nicotine affect my brain

[fallen tree]

good for you, seriously

[twin dirge]

yet I can sedate myself to the point of lobotomy just fine

[fallen tree]

i havent had gummies since its all illegal here. just really potent brownies from my dealer and it fucks me all day

[twin dirge]

I mean it's illegal here too

I just have my ways

Being able to make them myself is probably the biggest way

[fallen tree]

😏 fair, me too. i got pure grade coke from my dude but its too addictive. i have to actively stop myself

doesnt help im adhd with no meds

[twin dirge]

I don't do anything but weed

One day I wanna get the homies together and drop acid or do shrooms but that's about as far as it goes

[fallen tree]

coke is just kinda like a coffee imo, and i had to stop coffee since i got caffeine withdrawals out the wazoo

acid is fun, but its so long.. 10+ hrs

[twin dirge]

I currently have a caffeine addiction

4 java monsters a day babey

And that's on a good day

Doesn't help they're bogo

[fallen tree]

out of everything, caffeine was the worst for me. id rather smoke weed. i cant stand withdrawals but caffeine withdrawals are teh worst

mad headaches

[twin dirge]

Indeed, it's akin to migraines sometimes

[fallen tree]

yeah, id sleep all day just to nurse a headache/migraine

[twin dirge]

That's why I keep a 12 pack of cola besides my bed so I don't die

[fallen tree]

[twin dirge]

Hate the taste, like the caffeine

[blissful kiln]

Healthiest American diet.

[fallen tree]

pop a can during the night?

😏

[twin dirge]

Yeah, and they're reusable as throwaway bongs

[twin dirge]

I have a can a day

Compared to normal people that's insane

[blissful kiln]

Yes, it is.

[fallen tree]

are you american? the rate at which they inhale soda is crazy

and using cans as a bong? uh oh. plastic probably isnt better, but may as well invest ina real bong

or just dont smoke at all 8)

[twin dirge]

Have a real one I use

Just can't take it anywhere, you can poke a hole in a can at any time

[blissful kiln]

Just drink tea, it's nice.

[twin dirge]

I do

Herbal tea

It's how I get most of my caffeine

[fallen tree]

true and true. im a risk taker. ill take my bong anywhere. but i dont smoke anymore, i need to be /good/

[twin dirge]

I have a really good cranberry lime tea rn

It's so good

[blissful kiln]

[twin dirge]

I dont take any paraphernalia outside my bedroom 99% of the time, the 1 time I did being when I went out of state to a place it was legal so it makes sense

I also don't smoke before work, up to 4 hours

[blissful kiln]

I drank a liter of mtn dew once in the US.
Never again

[somber stream]

Moutain dew makes your piss smell funny, usually not a good sign

[fallen tree]

that sounds neat for the opportunity tbh. its illegal outside of med stuff in Aus. but ive stopped smoking so it doesnt really affect me. salvia and stuff have still fucked me up so i just gotta abandon it all

[surreal onyx]

I’m getting there. 15/50 Havocs completed. Slowly but surely.

[astral basin]

“What weapons do you guys wanna see?”
“Idk man cyberpunk gave me a rubber dick and that was goated”

[twin dirge]

Yeah I went to Cali for a week and it's recreational there so yeah

[fallen tree]

mountain dew used to taste great here, but they changed it, i guess because theres a bunch of problems

[twin dirge]

[surreal onyx]

That’s old news. Yellow #5 has always been a problem. Lol.

[twin dirge]

What about red 42

SAY HUTT!

Sorry

[fallen tree]

recreational any state if u know the right guy. but i get you. i rly have to stop because it makes me trip out too much now

[surreal onyx]

Couldn’t tell you. Uh, maybe turns you into a crab?

[astral basin]

Red 40

[fallen tree]

i mean im not in ur area most likely. sorry for colour and # combos. sounds very surreal

[twin dirge]

I mean yeah lmfao, but more in the sense you can sit on a public sidewalk and smoke a joint there and nobody would think twice

[fallen tree]

black mirror esque

[surreal onyx]

Probably not. Couldn’t tell you.

[gilded socket]

Life is Roblox

[modern bobcat]

Hi-Intensity Shock Troop is unplayable rn

stuff spawning in with no sound

not just bursters either

No notification of trappers spawning

[twin dirge]

Life is like Dead by Daylight,

I don't want to play Dead by Daylight

[fallen tree]

the vibe is immaculate, id like to experience it being so chill.

[surreal onyx]

Ugh. I hate that game/community.

[gloomy void]

Give my Vet a melta gun already

[fallen tree]

yeah, i dont think Aus has such a problem with food dye and whatnot. but i might be wrong.

[twin dirge]

Passing a blunt with random people you met 15 minutes ago but all started rolling at the same time, peak humanity

[twin dirge]

Hate the players, honestly kinda enjoy the game, I'm a survivor main

[surreal onyx]

Oh, in comparison, not at all. The US just throws shut in for funsises.

[somber stream]

Also, just found out about this Warframe ARG, it give you a honoria and up to 5 eidolon lenses, for those who play in here
https://www.warframe.com/the-old-peace/history-of-tau

[surreal onyx]

Killer main, here. Well, used to be.

[fallen tree]

sounds neat, outside of random parties you're invited to. doing it with randoms in the street, statewide, sounds like peak in some circumstances

[twin dirge]

Did I hear eidelon lenses?

[fallen tree]

yeah that was my understanding. the US seems like a testing ground, kinda surreal tbh

[somber stream]

Yes

I have yet to do it myself lol, later today maybe

[jaunty path]

A testing ground

I don't like that being a name for a place I live.

[twin dirge]

The melting pot of the universe

[stuck wasp]

What not having strong social/worker movements does to a country

[fallen tree]

im sure there is nicer labels, but yeah. speaking from the outside in 🙂

[surreal onyx]

Yes and no. Most of the problems spawn from the individual’s lifestyle. If they don’t take care of themselves, they have issues.

[somber stream]

Didn't the US gov subject their own troops to a nuclear blast to test radition poisoning?

Thousands of them, iirc

[fallen tree]

ive seen a lot of police bodycam videos, i agree 100%

[gloomy void]

And a nonce as our leader

[surreal onyx]

Me, I try to keep in shape as much as I’m able. I eat ok, but not great. I make up for it in the gym.

[twin dirge]

So glad I take care of everything but my lungs

[stuck wasp]

A lot of the problems also come from your country allowing various industries to throw absolute shite in your food even when they're not good for anyone

[surreal onyx]

Calories in vs calories burned etc.

[gloomy void]

We be like “damn those war crimes the Japanese did in WW2 are fucked up…….let’s do some more”

[surreal onyx]

True. Whatever is cheapest is usually the motto. But that’s changing.

[twin dirge]

I love rads

It is?

[delicate kite]

Yes but it means bad

Cuz atoma

[twin dirge]

Coulda swore fast food is actively getting worse no?

[delicate kite]

Is in toil

[fallen tree]

i really need to keep in shape, ive had a bunch of shit thrown at me, but im trying to break thru and make better for myself. you're definitely doing better than me and i commend you

[delicate kite]

And im not yhete to save it

[twin dirge]

And healthy food is getting ever increasingly expensive

[somber stream]

Local establishment > Chains, any day

[surreal onyx]

Without getting into politics stuff has been passed to make even that healthier.

[twin dirge]

Very nice

[surreal onyx]

One day at a time. You got this.

[fallen tree]

i gotta get that first day in, but thanks, you too. keep on keeping on

[twin dirge]

Until the world becomes a slightly better place you really can only take it one day at a time

[astral basin]

Wish i had black tea right now

[surreal onyx]

Get some Yorkshire tea. Best black tea I’ve ever had.

[twin dirge]

I for one as it stands have no future lmfao, I'ma work this shitty dead end job till the day my bones give out and my skin rots away

Hopefully things take a shake soon tho

[surreal onyx]

Nurgle be praised.

[fallen tree]

nurgle be praised

[somber stream]

@astral basin

[fallen tree]

wait i just installed warframe after 10 years. what am i meant to do, i logged in last night and had no idea. too many things

[somber stream]

Okay, deep breath

[twin dirge]

Uh

[somber stream]

Do stories

[twin dirge]

^

Quest log leads the way

[somber stream]

Yes, vital to unlock new content and resources

[surreal onyx]

That’s where I keep running into issues. The whole “What the hell do I do now?!”

[fallen tree]

yeah i logged in, saw things i queued up for creation like 10 years ago

i kinda just reinstalled because of the hot french protoframe (?)

[twin dirge]

My fragor that waited 6 years for me in my crafting station

[somber stream]

You'll get your own Mech and a your very own space ship that you can control

[twin dirge]

Wisp was hot before the nun, now it's even worse

[tender inlet]

Anyone here on South African servers want to create a strike team?

[wispy wadi]

41 weapons in the forge for 4+ years, buy me 50 weapon slots and I redeem them

[astral basin]

Aaaaaa

I saw you mention that
Didnt knkw what to think

[twin dirge]

I have probably around 25-35 weapon slots currently

[fallen tree]

all this goes over my head. if i can play the french nun im happy, if not im literally gonna uninstall

[wispy wadi]

Darktide Warframe crossover when? I want spacemon to lead a mission

[twin dirge]

...uhh

[somber stream]

Link your account, do as the web told you to

[twin dirge]

How hard is it to grind wisp again?

[astral basin]

My great great grandparents were from yorkshire

[surreal onyx]

Nice

[wispy wadi]

If you have any wisp you can buy and use the Marie Skin right now

[twin dirge]

Nun is a skin for a Warframe

Gotta buy it

[somber stream]

The entire set is like 45p rn i think

[astral basin]

The grandmother specifically had workers permits as a laundry washer

[twin dirge]

Wisp specifically

[fallen tree]

wisp being the warframe then?

sorry for being ignorant

[wispy wadi]

Yea

[surreal onyx]

Dammit. I guess I better install Warframe and see what’s up.

[somber stream]

Yes, the hottest cake in the entire game

[fallen tree]

^^^

i saw her on tiktok and fell in love

[surreal onyx]

I’m not making much headway with Havocs.

[somber stream]

Wait until you hear her lines...

That lips bite, diabolical

[fallen tree]

I KNOW I HAVE. ARRHGHHH

[wispy wadi]

the "what is warframe" trailer with Werner Herzog also pulled a non-zero ammount of players into the game

[astral basin]

So uh
Fair warning
One of the campaign segments is a 5 hour nonstop roller coaster
Otherwise… ye

[somber stream]

Rebecca cooked

[surreal onyx]

Very cool. I could use a bit of story and direction. Gotta buy me a warframe when I log in, too.

[wispy wadi]

What happens when a degen woman is your game director: Game really good and lots of E dating

But I am not betraying Aoi

[somber stream]

You can date both

Oh wait nvm, only apply for certain protoframe

||Eleanor||

[wispy wadi]

Also, no explenation but in the timeframe of releass the Childbirth minigame came before the chatsim with dating parts

[astral basin]

Dont
Primes can be farmed easy, once you unlock relics, they just rotate
Buy the skins by all means but. Not the frame.

[surreal onyx]

Ok. Thanks for the heads up.

[somber stream]

Unless you're loaded and lazy

[astral basin]

That too

I think gauss base, citrine, and like 2 others have the worst frame grinds
But otherwise

I got styanax free when i first joined
Still waiting on his prime

[somber stream]

Grendel : Henlo

[fallen tree]

wait you can date warframes

[surreal onyx]

The only thing that’s loaded with me is the Cheesy Gordita Crunch I’m gonna have later.

[fallen tree]

what the heck

[somber stream]

Not the wildest part

There's a uhh pregnant warframe

[fallen tree]

i need more info

[somber stream]

The me from 12 years ago would call cap

"Mech? Pregnant warframe? Dating sim? What the fuck?"

[fallen tree]

[surreal onyx]

I feel like I’m missing a metric shit ton of context. lol.

[astral basin]

The context is

What a warframe actually is

We dont discuss such things to baby tenno tho

[fallen tree]

yeah i didnt expect warframe to be this degen. i used to play it with my bud who left for the military.. like 10 years ago lmao

"degen", but im all for it

[somber stream]

Give it a revisit

You won't regret

[surreal onyx]

I’m about to find out.

80% done downloading.

Minus any updates.

[fallen tree]

i never made an operative either, but everyone makes them look hot? i feel like im walking back in on esoteric knowledge

[somber stream]

Operator just got a rework

[astral basin]

“About to” is such a relative term for warframe ngl…

[somber stream]

Face lift, across the board

[fallen tree]

yeah i saw a lot on tiktok, but the scale is lost on me

[astral basin]

Baby tenno dont get ops yet 👀

[somber stream]

Oops

Aksl mentioned so i thought

Nvm me

[astral basin]

Aksl prob yeah

[fast gorge]

[astral basin]

Hawk no

Doge

[fallen tree]

huh? spoilers? nah, just more hype incentive.

[jaunty path]

Tech Priests stared at me when I told them I ate a servitor

is that bad guys?

[fallen tree]

probably, what did u learn

[fast gorge]

ineffecient

blend them instead

[jaunty path]

They taste pretty alright

[astral basin]

But the precious copper

[fallen tree]

good, im hungry so..

[jaunty path]

No.

[fallen tree]

ive been eating liquid food for weeks, i need the crunch

[jaunty path]

Only I eat servitors

[somber stream]

Recovering well?

[jaunty path]

[fallen tree]

it comes and goes, the pain is still as bad but the symptoms are still kinda the same. my worried ass just assumes cancer now

but im a hypocondriac 3rd gen, i know better but still fear is fear

[somber stream]

It's the norm to assume the worst, what's the doctor verdict?

[fallen tree]

hospital visit with a drip so i dont eat for a few weeks

or its like, colonoscopy, see whats up. i just pray its not cancer

[somber stream]

Good luck brother, I'm sure it's not

[fallen tree]

but its been like a solid month of same symptoms

thanks brother, im hoping you and ray and co got to 40 havoc 😭

the emperor wills it

[somber stream]

It was promised to us 3000 years ago

[fallen tree]

the emperor wills it

[somber stream]

Ave Imperator

[twin dirge]

@astral basin I wanna tell my boss I can't work tonight so fucking bad

People are fucking assinine

[astral basin]

Bad

[twin dirge]

Just asked a guy if he was using cash or card cuz I counted my till and can't take cash anymore

He goes

"card"

And then dropped his stuff on the register and said "and cash bitch"

Like

Do ya think you're funny?

[fallen tree]

internal screaming

cash register shifts are agony

[jaunty path]

Did you know theres a secret policy in work place regulation that permits workers to kill customers once a month

[twin dirge]

I'm alone too

I overnight

Plus shift smart is just mentally clocked out in the corner

So I'm basically holding his hand and teaching him to cook

Might pop a blood vessel

[elder merlin]

I wish

[twin dirge]

If I stab them with the red pen surely they won't be able to tell right?

[carmine steppe]

The 👏 costumer 👏 is 👏 always 👏 right 👍😁

[blissful kiln]

My costumer is always right.

[jaunty path]

turn their hands and feet right

[astral basin]

Oml

[twin dirge]

Sol please

[astral basin]

My shiftsmart is a former manager

[twin dirge]

My boss also texted and said she would be late

[astral basin]

Lol

[twin dirge]

[astral basin]

Get bent

[twin dirge]

Might sepuku

[astral basin]

No no no

[twin dirge]

Dishonor on her goat fr

[astral basin]

Do it the tasty way

Get some jumper cables

[twin dirge]

Bath toast

[astral basin]

Run your car

I mean if you wanna get soaked first

[somber stream]

Go out with a bang

[carmine steppe]

Just steal shop supplies like everyone else

[twin dirge]

I'm ok

[elder merlin]

In terms of fashion

Is the full quote

[carmine steppe]

We all steal from where we work to compensate for how shitty it is

[twin dirge]

There's so many cameras in this store it's kinda scary

[elder merlin]

Its just been bastardized by corporations

[twin dirge]

I wouldn't be surprised if there was bathroom cameras

[astral basin]

Gas station runs regular inventory
They low key check cams on employees b4 customers at the old circle k

[carmine steppe]

#not_my_quote

[elder merlin]

Your mum

[twin dirge]

^^^^^

It's always an employee before it's a customer

Best I'll get is an expired donut after the lady marks everything down

[carmine steppe]

Bro they are gonna notice I eat a twinkies?

[astral basin]

“80% of all thefts are in house. Do your part in loss prevention”

[astral basin]

They gonna clock you eating twinkies, ask you for the receipt, and ask the manager for it

[jaunty path]

I can't remember

its

it's okay to chew on customers right

[astral basin]

Idgas i make a show out of it

[delicate vapor]

WHAAATTTT

[twin dirge]

I do too, I'm super petty

I print fucking everything

And show it ALLLLL before I leave

Hand my boss a stack of my receipts "I bought stuff"

[fallen tree]

smell good, chew good. big yum. always craving the lamb taste

[jaunty path]

if I work at mcdonalds

[somber stream]

There's a 7 DAYS cool down on romantic protoframe interaction. Reb what the fuck

[jaunty path]

I can eat customers right

like

the people who go regularly are obese

so they should taste like bacon

[carmine steppe]

What is a romantic protoframe and who is reb?

[fallen tree]

if you like to chew fat, yea

[jaunty path]

or maybe I should go to dunkin donuts

[fallen tree]

a good jaw workout

[somber stream]

Warframe, Rebecca, Director of Warframe

[hard crane]

nah they probably don’t shower it’d be more like a jaw breaker

[jaunty path]

imagine it just being solid fat

[carmine steppe]

I always saw Warframe as a huge time sink

[somber stream]

It is

[fallen tree]

im sure its just as tender as anything tbh, but the non shower thing. definitely sours the taste. gr0ss

[carmine steppe]

Not that it's bad it's just has so much stuff, it's like one piece I never want to get into it cause it's just too big

[fallen tree]

render their fat as oil to cook the good stuff.

god im hungry

[jaunty path]

ur customers are in ur store

eat them

[hard crane]

if they’re hungry, your hungry, eat them

[fallen tree]

i would. i can smell my neighbour frying onions on a bbq rn, seeing as its 7pm. urge to eat, rising...

[twin dirge]

My boss still isn't fucking here

About to lock the damn door and leave

[carmine steppe]

Shouldn't you just do that?

[twin dirge]

She seems to forget I work again today

[fallen tree]

eat ur boss

[twin dirge]

If I feel like getting fired, sure

[carmine steppe]

Can you send her a message or give her a call

[fallen tree]

assimilate and become your own boss

[carmine steppe]

That's what phones are made for

[fallen tree]

communicating with those directly contaminated with the warp? heresy

[lusty stag]

will arbites or hivescum help with hard mode karnak more compared to sticking with the older meta compo idk what that was?

[fallen tree]

arby probably helps yourself if you're struggling with mechanics

[twin dirge]

If I wanna get fired sure

[jaunty path]

I don't feel very nice. I should eat something

[twin dirge]

I don't feel very nice either

But its because I'm so...unhappy it's giving me a headache

[jaunty path]

Don't have a headache but my anxiety does trigger a certain feeling in my head

I think its like

gray, blackish

purple

dark purple

very dark purple

I really need to eat

[astral basin]

@twin dirge coffee time

[twin dirge]

I have to go back I forgot my headphones and I know a MF will steal them

[lusty stag]

is that a no to arbites to the team meta? its either arbites, zealot, or ogryn to crowd control

[twin dirge]

Lmfao

BAH

I'm so close

[jaunty path]

If it weren't for my father

[astral basin]

Ew

[jaunty path]

I think I would have skipped out on eating dinner tonight.

[astral basin]

Aki thats nasty

[jaunty path]

This may spiral into something worse if I don't do something about it.

[astral basin]

Father

[jaunty path]

Everyday I think about, not eating.

Well

cereal time I guess.

[hasty sky]

I skip dinners too but because I limit myself to 2 meals a day

[twin dirge]

I feel better now

[fallen tree]

not at all, sorry to mislead, but id imagine that arby would be fine for karnak hardmode. i havent tried personally but praying for you

[twin dirge]

The shift smart guy saw me pull back up and was smoking a blunt out back, asked me if I wanted to smoke too

I'm nice n toasty now

[carmine steppe]

Really? Man I can't stand not eating for a day

It's like the best part of the day

[twin dirge]

Force feed yourself at least once a day if you have to, wild take I know but it's what I gotta do or I'll just starve without realizing it

[fallen tree]

try fasting for 2 weeks because of an intestine infection. was there a few weeks ago. the denial of food is insane on your mental

[twin dirge]

Small portions obviously

Yeah not having food daily kinda fucks with how your body reacts to hunger

[carmine steppe]

For two weeks it's pretty crazy, did they give you antibiotics?

[twin dirge]

Like if I don't immediately eat when I'm hungry it'll fade within half an hour and I just won't get hungry again

[tired steeple]

Food is a weakness

The flesh is a failure

[twin dirge]

Protein shakes are the answer

[jaunty path]

Its a complicated mental thing.

[tired steeple]

It must be replaced

[fallen tree]

yep antibiotics.

[jaunty path]

I feel very. Overwhelmed.

But I'll be okay

[twin dirge]

Do you know what's causing it?

[fallen tree]

its still not better, but you need to fast with no relapses

[twin dirge]

Or is it just general unease

[fallen tree]

and thats so tough

[carmine steppe]

Although for 2 weeks seems a bit much

[jaunty path]

Just my mind ruminating on what its been for months now

[twin dirge]

It's only hard for the first few days I'll be honest

After that you stop feeling the hunger pangs

[jaunty path]

I can eat

I just. Feel like not eating sometimes. For me its deliberate

[twin dirge]

In referring to this ^

[jaunty path]

Ah

[twin dirge]

I mean that's fair

[fallen tree]

i broke my fasting a bit which probably didnt help for sure, but even after, and fasting the right amount, its still not cleared up, so might be something else. regardless, proper fasting is pain

[twin dirge]

I deliberately don't eat sometimes because I'm unhappy with my physical appearance and somewhere deep down I think starving myself will fix it (it won't)

[tired steeple]

I have autism and adhd so I get that thing where I forget to eat until I start shaking

[twin dirge]

Man

[tired steeple]

I still manage to be a wee bit fat though

[twin dirge]

This generation is so fucked lmfao, I haven't met anyone within 10 years of my age that isn't suffering from 100 different things

[fallen tree]

valid, i was like that since i was 10+; milkshakes only for food until i graduated, even then it was a pain

[tired steeple]

Goodness gracious

[twin dirge]

Protein shakes are king

[tired steeple]

Research is just more advanced now so people are just picking up on problems more

[carmine steppe]

Man I know body dysmorphobia sucks, thankfully I don't really have that issue

[twin dirge]

I only survived highschool because of them

[carmine steppe]

Every generation has a lot of problems, it's nothing new

[tired steeple]

I don’t really consider autism a problem though idk. I like having it

[fallen tree]

my parents did it because i have weird aversions, like banana, but they were all put in there. it grosses me out to think about it even now

[tired steeple]

It’s a part of me that’s just there

Has it’s positives and negatives

[carmine steppe]

I don't think we have more problems now but we might be more aware of all the problems, more than before at least

[twin dirge]

When I was in highschool it was so much worse than it is now, id go the entire school year subsisting on protein shake a day because of how much self hate I had

Luckily that's all past issues

[tired steeple]

Jesus christ

[twin dirge]

But man that was bad

[tired steeple]

Yeah glad it’s allg ood now

Bloody hell

[twin dirge]

Honestly nowadays I'm doing pretty fuckin well lmfao

Have some small issues but for that to be all that's left, I'm proud of myself

Obama giving Obama a medal meme

[astral basin]

Omfg

[carmine steppe]

I thank my mother for teaching me not to be a picky eater, and I use a bike everyday so I don't have weight issues

[tired steeple]

Picky eaters are so bloody common here

[astral basin]

Woo is brisk n nippy

[twin dirge]

Everyone thinks I'm a picky eater lmao

[fallen tree]

im not a picky eater since im engaged to an asian woman. now i eat food better than her

spicier, too

[twin dirge]

My Nana thinks I don't like her cooking because I only really eat at like 6am after work when she's asleep

It's awful

I'm like Nana I promise it's delicious

You just aren't awake

[fallen tree]

nonna 😭

[astral basin]

Cold

[twin dirge]

I was cold

Till I got home

And applied

blanket

[astral basin]

🖕

[twin dirge]

Oh hush, you got to sleep an entire hour later than I did

[fallen tree]

what temp was it for you for christmas

[twin dirge]

Like 50°F lmfao

I live near the equator

Tho we did have a freeze warning tonight

[fallen tree]

32C christmas

felt way hotter

[twin dirge]

Innit that hot?

Interesting

And I thought I had a warm winter

[fallen tree]

wait no it hit 39c

[tired steeple]

7C here

[fallen tree]

i blocked it out

[tired steeple]

Still 39 is ludicrous

[twin dirge]

That's more like it

[fallen tree]

i long for a cold christmas

snow? its like synonymous with christmas

[tired steeple]

We used to get like 2 or 3

[cosmic burrow]

in Poland its around 0

[tired steeple]

We haven’t had snowy christmas in I genuinely believe 4 years

[twin dirge]

I hate how not cold that is lmfao

I forget 0 for y'all is like..30° here

Why can't either America or the rest of world switch bro

Can't we fuckin unify already

[cosmic burrow]

america needs to switch

not the rest

[tired steeple]

America needs to explode

[cosmic burrow]

also true

[fallen tree]

^^^

america ew

[cosmic burrow]

so does russia

[twin dirge]

^

As an American, 0 being freezing just makes sense

[fallen tree]

Celcius on top

[twin dirge]

Idk why we do what we do

[cosmic burrow]

also change to 24 hour clock

[fallen tree]

how is 0 not a good starting point

[twin dirge]

Ok fuck off

That's too far

[cosmic burrow]

also

meters

[twin dirge]

Military time confuses me

[fallen tree]

24hr clock i kinda fuck with, especially zomboid, but irl, nahh

[hard crane]

I already use 24 hour clock lol

[cosmic burrow]

and other SI units

[twin dirge]

I like it for games sure, can't do it irl tho

Too used to midnight being midnight and noon being noon

[fallen tree]

thats my stance too

[twin dirge]

Also 0000 hours sounds awful

[cosmic burrow]

12 is noon and 00 is midnight

[twin dirge]

Yeah go away

[fallen tree]

0000 hrs makes you really regret ur life choices.

[twin dirge]

Yea it does

[fallen tree]

night shift fucks you up

[cosmic burrow]

also no one who uses 24 hour clock says fourteen hundred hours

just 14 o clock

[fallen tree]

lmao

[cosmic burrow]

in civilian life that is

[jaunty path]

I need nukes.

Bring me nukes

[fallen tree]

im happy to learn that, 14hundred hours is too cool to be used irl

i guess military is diff yea, but im a civvie

[twin dirge]

Zero o clock sounds even worse tbh

That's just awful

[cosmic burrow]

no thats just midnight

[fallen tree]

zero hundred hours? regardless, kinda gr0ss

[twin dirge]

I hate that it starts with zeron

Why not 1

Just do 1 - 25

Easy

[jaunty path]

Cuz 24 hour time is superior

[twin dirge]

Forget about 0 like we forget about 3am on daylight savings time

[jaunty path]

Keeps time counting easier

A lot easier

[twin dirge]

Maybe for you guys

I work graveyard shift

[jaunty path]

0000

[twin dirge]

It would be so fucked

[jaunty path]

Ooooo

[jaunty path]

How so

23 is 11pm

[twin dirge]

Going from 24 o clock to 0 o clock

[jaunty path]

Mhm

[twin dirge]

Or

[jaunty path]

Well

[twin dirge]

..23:59?

[jaunty path]

23:59 to 0000

Yep

[twin dirge]

Yeah

I like the 12 hour system that doesn't have a 0000

?

Yeah

[jaunty path]

Destory this man with rubber duckys

[twin dirge]

12:59 to 1 makes brain happy

Right?

Right??

Wait

[jaunty path]

Yeah but 24 hour time is better in every way

[astral basin]

24 59

[jaunty path]

[twin dirge]

Head hurt, brain scrampled egg

[jaunty path]

It takes getting used to

But doing the conversion becomes 2nd nature

17 is 5pm

[hard crane]

The hardest test of all, can you subtract twelve

[twin dirge]

I can do it to but not back

I'm weird

[jaunty path]

Wdym not back?

[twin dirge]

Like 5pm to 17? Easy

17 to 5pm? Takes me half an hour

Idk why

[jaunty path]

Backwards..hm

[twin dirge]

Fuck I need to get tested bro

[jaunty path]

Lol

[astral basin]

Ooooo aki

[jaunty path]

Brains just weird sometimes

[twin dirge]

"the results have come back conclusive, you're an idiot"

[jaunty path]

But after seeing the time so often it gets quite easy

[twin dirge]

Hi

[jaunty path]

Ah speaking of. Time to check my app

[astral basin]

[twin dirge]

What app

You get mozzarella sticks?

Appetizers fuck

Fried pickles go hard too

[astral basin]

Mozzi stix sounds fire right now though

[twin dirge]

Don't get caught on yo phone Sol

It's 6

[astral basin]

Fool I’m already turning into the apartment

[twin dirge]

LMFAO

You get off early I get off late

How strange

It doesn't usually go this way

[modest flume]

Just add 2 to the hour

After 12

[jaunty path]

Just checking if my psychiatrist put in my new diagnosis

I think she's diagnosing me w OCD

That explains the

[astral basin]

Yeah, no I had someone up here with me for about two hours so I just kind of uuuuuuuh slid on the way in the last 10 minutes

[jaunty path]

Crippling anxiety

Hm

Kill everyone.

[astral basin]

Anxiety can be crippling

I know social, general

Whats the others?

[jaunty path]

Other's?

[astral basin]

Yeah theres like. Subdivisions of anxiety

[modest flume]

Procrastination

[jaunty path]

ah. No clue.

I have ADHD and..

[astral basin]

Procrastination is a symptom

[jaunty path]

Academic developmental disorder I think

[astral basin]

F add, the old school catch all

Odd
“Oppositional defiance disorder”

[modest flume]

Shoutout to the loading screen music, in its entirety, it sounds great

[jaunty path]

I think that means I'm slow or something. Well not necessarily slow.

I can pick up on things faster than others greatly depending on what the subject is

[twin dirge]

Relatable asf

[jaunty path]

If it's English related I can nail it

[rain idol]

You ain’t slow you just suck at shit you find boring

It’s how my brother describes me

[jaunty path]

If its chemistry or anything complicated like programming I will ask 500 questions

[astral basin]

Wait until they tell you to memorize 7 algebraic equations to do one math problem…

[twin dirge]

My life's achievement will forever be managing to get a 3 in my science class

[jaunty path]

And teachers can't answer all of those questions :)

[twin dirge]

That shit was on a report card

[jaunty path]

If you can't keep up you'll be left in the dust

[rain idol]

When I’m in a making something boring challenge and my opponent is a science teacher

[jaunty path]

Thats the very first thing I learned in highschool

My java prof can genuinely eff herself

I hope she gets/got fired

Complete twat of a prof

[astral basin]

My school was shoveling so
The dust was stirred just a lil, if only to get kids out for their stellar school rating

[twin dirge]

What's even more impressive is perfect attendance on top of an f in every class, everything was below a 50 and science in particular as stated

[jaunty path]

I bet she has even more negative reviews

Get her ass out

My math teacher was cool it was just

The class went too fast

[twin dirge]

I almost assume I'm mentally challenged or I was doing something wrong

[jaunty path]

Algebra is a fun subject

Just

The class went too quickly

[twin dirge]

I liked IT

My IT teacher was cool