general-chat

[twin flower]

badger that big would conquer the world

they dont give a fook

[timber elk]

And that’s why I contained him^^

[somber stream]

War is basically numbers

[twin flower]

Jeremy the fat pig badger~

[timber elk]

Also I been getting into the finals again

[twin flower]

War.. war never changes

[fiery wave]

We need to fatten the lamb.

[timber elk]

Fun game

[somber stream]

And there aren't many Tenno to throw around, during their peak i'd say there are about 400. If you play the Zariman 10-0 then you'll know why

[timber elk]

No im good thank you, otherwise i wouldnt be able to ride Jeremy

[twin flower]

Never tried it

Already had my fill with competetive shooters

[lusty estuary]

a retribution class imperial warship is teleported into the middle of the origin system. before they can do anything a grineer galleon closes the distance and boards the vessel and DEMANDS to see their paperwork.

[fiery wave]

A juicier lamb hrm?

[somber stream]

Current existing Tenno is even less, as we see 6 confirmed protecting the Lotus from Erra. So if we're doing a 40k vs Warframes, it's not happening

[velvet mesa]

Guys quick question. Best missions for Adamantine. Quickplay Damnation vs quickplay Heresy vs heresy maelstorm. All with randoms

[boreal pine]

Tbh with how the tenno wage war thyed never end the imperium but with how much burrocracry runs the imperium 400 tenno could bring entire sectors they operate in to a grinding halt

[timber elk]

Yeah I was about to say. I experienced my first rage today

[lusty estuary]

THIS VESSEL IS CLEARLY HOUSING TENNO ACTIVITY SEND IN THE SPACE MARINES

[twin flower]

PvE for the win

[timber elk]

Not even fear and hunger for a angry response from me

[lusty estuary]

what is an astartes supposed to do against a kosma bombard

[halcyon pebble]

Damnation have higher amount

[twin flower]

What even are Tennos, my bro has like 3k hours on dat bish i never got into it

[lusty estuary]

okay so like

[astral basin]

I like to think the dax are kinda on par with custodes, in skill if not raw power
But. 95% of 40k doesnt have an answer to warp bullshittery and control of natural disasters like most frames, much less the tenno and their mind lasers

Necrons will always and forever be the answer to questions like this.
Aeldar? They are forever the refugee militia.
Orks are too in common w the grineer at the end of the day

[timber elk]

Our warframes?

[twin flower]

Wankframes, yeah they're talking about Tennos v Space marines I think

idk how it started tho

[timber elk]

That’s….thats like the first thing we learn…..we are told we are Tenno

[somber stream]

Warframes are frames. Tenno are the operator of the Warframes

[ripe tangle]

if people write songs

[twin flower]

idk i never played it

[somber stream]

Well there you have it

[lusty estuary]

the tenno are the survivors of the intergalactic colony ship the Zariman Ten Zero which experienced a void-jump accident that sent them into the void

[timber elk]

You just said you had 3k hours

[ripe tangle]

and someone writes a punk rock song about a yeast infection, what do you even call that?!

[twin flower]

So.. warframes are what tho, machines?

[somber stream]

Art

[lusty estuary]

living machines

[twin flower]

I said my bro had 3k hours

[lusty estuary]

so like

[boreal pine]

They are pilots to warframes and ours basically unkillable demigods ingrained in multiple time linked together by different version of themselves

[timber elk]

repeatdly slams hands into desk over and over after hear what she just said

[somber stream]

Biotech Exo-skeleton

[surreal onyx]

I tried numerous times to get into Warframe. I never knew what to do after the tutorial missions.

[somber stream]

It can be overwhelming, not the most beginner friendly game out there

[lusty estuary]

each warframe is a machine that can be mass produced but has it's origin usually from people forcibly melded with biotech to become said warframe

[somber stream]

Hell even seasoned players have trouble tracking their ongoing progress

[twin flower]

Demigods, so are they born or was just made like that

[surreal onyx]

Funnily enough, Destiny 2 was easier to follow in regards of what to do after the tutorial.

[timber elk]

I’ll agree to that. It was hard for me to get into. Keep in mind this was when I was in the deep grind set of destiny 2.

[astral basin]

Yk that freaky serial killer thing that made corpses like wax dolls
Thats a warframe, but using a virus that makes it “metal”
The tenno operates them remotely.

Wait

Wait

Wait

[timber elk]

Than you have someone like aztecross who is a well known destiny content creator who easily files through warframe like nothing

[lusty estuary]

tenno are also absolutely killable the player character is just a bit of a special case

like uhh

[astral basin]

how many people have played new war

[lusty estuary]

god i always forget his name

[surreal onyx]

Craziness.

[somber stream]

You can lore dump here, it's fine

I doubt folks here will ever play the game lol

[lusty estuary]

rell

[somber stream]

Poor Rell

[lusty estuary]

rell absolutely fucking died trying to keep the man in the wall away

which is awful

[timber elk]

I have

[somber stream]

He has aut*sm

[astral basin]

Yeah tenno are just human kids at the end of the day
But like.
They have varying degrees of mastery over the void
And can like. Slip into pockets of it, or expel it

[boreal pine]

Made so they got trapped in tge void for years and got steeped in void energy ours is different bc we made a deal with a warp god basically

[somber stream]

His detachment from emotion is what enable him to fend off wally, ironically

[astral basin]

rap tap tap

[timber elk]

The last thing I remember is I bought cyte-99 and played him and than called it quiets

Still the best money I spent on a game

[astral basin]

Cyto9

[lusty estuary]

warframe is one of the few games i can spend money on and feel like it was well spent

DE is just made up of good people and i appreciate what they do

[surreal onyx]

I think I loaded up the last update where they introduced some rock and roll Tenno. Found my choices of Tenno underwhelming, and played a different game.

[timber elk]

Than I learned about wukong (who may I mind you guys is my favorite character of all time) learned how fucking busted he is

[cosmic burrow]

I think that you can get primes easier than base frames is bullshit

[astral basin]

Guys we are the fortunate ones being able to play it in open beta!

[somber stream]

Meanwhile Drifter:
So yeah i ate dragons for breakfast, scored a hot nun from the 1600 and a chick with a reaaaaally long tongue from 1999

[astral basin]

Wait

[timber elk]

Played him and for the next 3 days straight played the fuck out of wukong

[twin flower]

Dayum

[lusty estuary]

it's not in open beta anymore it's in 'perpetual beta'

[gloomy void]

I like Warframe but i feel the Protoframes are mistake. Idk it just feels like jumping the shark a little for the games aesthetic

[lusty estuary]

in the sense things about the game are always liable to change as DE goes to try new things

[surreal onyx]

Sadly, I cannot remember what I game I played in replacement of Warframe. I do remember it was outstanding, though.

[somber stream]

Protoframe is a Rebbecca thing

[timber elk]

Outlander?

No

[lusty estuary]

I like the characterization of the protoframes but still am not entirely sure how to feel about them

[somber stream]

Her new direction for Warframe is... interesting

[timber elk]

Outraider?

[surreal onyx]

No.

[cosmic burrow]

Ivara for example

[timber elk]

I can’t remember what that game was called

It died pretty quickly

[lusty estuary]

i think the original set were probably the best and all the others to come after haven't been nearly as narratively satisfying in my eyes

[timber elk]

Shame I liked the gun play

[cosmic burrow]

Outriders?

[somber stream]

Proto-loki when

[timber elk]

Yeah

[cosmic burrow]

Was fun

[somber stream]

Fuckers left my goat to rot

[cosmic burrow]

Liked it

[surreal onyx]

Yes!

[timber elk]

It died pretty quickly

[cosmic burrow]

Developers fumbled it hard

[surreal onyx]

I wish it lasted longer, but what was there was more enjoyable imo.

[lusty estuary]

i really want to like Roathe but i have a ton of small gripes with his design that make it hard to get into his character

[sage wyvern]

"Cortana play The Fat Rat, Xenogenesis at 2:33"

[lusty estuary]

his actual story is good but i wish he was more like

[astral basin]

Loki, the forgotten ancient of warframe

[lusty estuary]

what we know orokin typically looked like

[timber elk]

Yeah as long as it isn’t the division 1 levels of tankiness I’ll play anything

[lusty estuary]

asymmetrical freaks

[timber elk]

That was complete fucking bullshit

[surreal onyx]

I can’t wait for the Atomic Heart sequel. That’s gonna be amazing.

[somber stream]

The very first 3 picks, mind

[timber elk]

How dog shit the tankiness of divison was

[twin flower]

Buman sponge humans

[somber stream]

Then they just kinda forgot about him since

[boreal pine]

Tbh i think she has the right idea warframes a power fantasy game your flavor of broken is a move in the right direction imo

[timber elk]

And it didn’t get better in the sequel

[twin flower]

, which they learned from their mistakes tho

[lusty estuary]

he's too much of a pretty guy but then all of the protoframes have a problem of having to lean into being conventionallyattractive

[gilded socket]

Hello gays

[twin flower]

Played Div 1 with my brother and enjoyed it to some extents

[somber stream]

I don't have any problem with her creative choices yet. It's good so far

[timber elk]

You’re wearing a fucking hoodie how aren’t you dying to LITERALLY 7.62x39 rounds fuckers

[surreal onyx]

Ubisoft sincerely fumbled everything they touched this year. That’s… a whole new kind of special.

[astral basin]

Forgot?
They override him
Mag
He got substantial updates ages ago sure but

[twin flower]

despite the ironman enemies

[astral basin]

Decade*

[somber stream]

Arthur is mad ugly though

[sage wyvern]

i miss when warframe wasnt just nukes and using guns was the way. I understand its current state is more enjoyable but now that destiny has truly hit the point of no return i have nothing

[lusty estuary]

once you play the old peace you'll never want to stop beating ballas to death with your bare hands

[timber elk]

I fucking hated it

[twin flower]

[halcyon pebble]

Multiple player got banned because ubisoft got hacked

[surreal onyx]

True. I was pissed about how they screwed up Skull and Bones.

[timber elk]

I wish I didn’t sunk so many hours into division

[lusty estuary]

i do think this is more so a personal taste thing

[somber stream]

Mag play a different role

[timber elk]

Oh noooooo anyway

[lusty estuary]

because like no he is absolutely a handsome man

[twin flower]

lowkey expect it to play like the other tom clancy games but yeah

it was a bit of a letdown

[somber stream]

Her kit got reworked a few times, too

[timber elk]

And people wonder why I like fromsoft so much

[lusty estuary]

i think most of the protoframes could've stood to be more 'ugly' in like, a body horror sense, considering what is/was happening to them

[twin flower]

I fuckin love fromsoft lesgoo

[lusty estuary]

a la umbra i guess

[astral basin]

Bro they flopped a star wars title
Bc the execs forgot to tell the devs to give it special care rather than the meat grinder they developed for AC/FC a decade ago

[timber elk]

The ever reliable kings of this shit hole of a land

[lusty estuary]

umbra just sitting his bare butt in the orbiter all day is so funny

[surreal onyx]

It hurts to read this, but you’re 100% correct.

[lusty estuary]

went through some tenno therapy now he gets to drink beer and bully ordis for the rest of eternity

[timber elk]

Than you got embark studios who really put themselves on the map with arc raiders

[somber stream]

Umbra is a "Warframe", but i doubt he's ugly underneath that mask

[twin flower]

I beat a few of their titles but my recent one is Fires Of Rubicon atm

[surreal onyx]

I don’t wonder, brother, I know!

[twin dirge]

So you're telling me she's fine with tax evasion but not selling meth?

[timber elk]

They really showed just how cool those guys are

[twin dirge]

Absolutely bonkers

I'm pretty sure you get in more trouble for tax evasion than you do selling meth bro

[timber elk]

They literally gave everyone 35% discounts on all skins on arc raiders

[lusty estuary]

well i mean okay i'm sure umbra the guy wasn't ugly but surely having your meaty bits melted down and reconstructed would leave you looking less than ideal

[twin flower]

I havent tried it too broke

[timber elk]

Than added 1.560 raider coins for people to buy the said discounts with

[twin flower]

seen a couple gameplays tho

i see why people like it, yeah

[timber elk]

Embrak is cool so cool

[twin dirge]

I got like 4 packs before the price change and they refunded me like 2.5k

[astral basin]

I mean. If we go by teshin, his sweet baby boy

[somber stream]

So you're talking about having defect features, not necessarily aesthetically unpleasing

[timber elk]

See? GOATs

[faint rapids]

Hey chat

[somber stream]

Because being pretty, sells

[twin flower]

[lusty estuary]

they can leave quincy alone he's fine as he is

[somber stream]

I miss him

[lusty estuary]

quincy please save me quincy

[faint rapids]

has anyone else been lagging and sliding around heavily in recent missions?

[timber elk]

Just fatshark being fatshark

Don’t worry about

[faint rapids]

Well i'd like for it to pass because i was having fun

:/

[lusty estuary]

they really did just fucking break teshin's neck unceremoniously

[timber elk]

Don’t we all?

Your not the only one in the past week who made this complaint

[lilac crag]

actually having a trunk is also beneficial to sells seeing wisp

God bless proto wisp, I've never been the same since.

[timber elk]

Trust me I get your anger ducky

[somber stream]

Got me freaky fr

[lusty estuary]

i can't help but kind of laugh that the dax killing move is to just pick them up by their stupid helmets and crush their heads

[faint rapids]

this is strange cause its usually MY wifi causing it

and for once it isnt, and im surprised

[timber elk]

Yeah no it’s just the fat dark fish dinosaur being weird

[lilac crag]

got me faithful fr

[lusty estuary]

surely you would design your warrior slave caste to have less grabbable helmets

[twin flower]

Havent had issues with it in my case

[lusty estuary]

were the orokin stupid?

[twin dirge]

Me and my friend sounded like straight chimpanzees when we saw it at the same time, just fuckin ooga boogas and finger pointing

[twin flower]

not lately anyway

[lilac crag]

reasonable

[astral basin]

Record, narrow down, report to fs support page
By the next patch itll be a coin toss on being better or worse

[faint rapids]

maybe ive been chosen to be casted on "Scum On Ice" HD

[twin dirge]

I don't play wisp and I'm still tempted yo

[somber stream]

Tbf Orokin didn't anticipate Sentients to capitalize on the door knobs helmet design

[lusty estuary]

they never expect the grabby hand

maybe that was just an erra thing

[faint rapids]

Oh we're talking about warframe? uhhh- i like rhino

[timber elk]

@twin flower DOO! How can I forgot the people that made cult of the lamb! They gave us a bunch of free expansions and told us the next one is gonna be 20$ and everyone agreed with it. They said in a post “I know it’s not free but we still need to be paid to make future content”

[astral basin]

Sentients giving dax the little kid treatment
Bc they are 10 feet tall with a clamp 1 foot wide

[faint rapids]

I made my rhino look like a white-gold blue energy beetle king

[lusty estuary]

when are we going to take hunhow out for a night on the town

[astral basin]

Stya nax stya nax stya nax

[lusty estuary]

we can't let granddad wallow in sadness in the ocean anymore

[surreal onyx]

Has there been any update as to what 2026 is looking like for Darktide?

[twin flower]

Got my gf that game and loves it lmao

[twin dirge]

They added sex, biggest w ever

[lusty estuary]

probably another new class

[timber elk]

It’s fantastic

[faint rapids]

Why is fatshark allergic to adding a different looking chaos spawn

[twin flower]

Heh, the seax

[surreal onyx]

Cult of the Lamb has some of the best game music ever!

[timber elk]

It’s great. The sec is fun

[lusty estuary]

nurgle

[faint rapids]

we've have worm mouth 2 times

[twin dirge]

Secs in darktide when?

[twin flower]

We're rrunning out of Rejects

[faint rapids]

there are plenty of nurgle ones that look like the traditional bull or demon goat ones

[timber elk]

bonk go to horny jail

[surreal onyx]

[somber stream]

No sex, only body type 1 and 2 😔

[lusty estuary]

THE ATOMAN AUXILLA ARE RUNNING OUT OF REJECTS

[twin flower]

[astral basin]

Granddad hates his grankids
Except stalker
Pretty sure he enjoys the irony there

[twin flower]

Moebians should be playale characaters

[faint rapids]

"Now hear this, mandatory reject repopulation has been decreed"

[surreal onyx]

They are

You can create a Moebian.

[twin flower]

No theyre not, we just get their armor

[lusty estuary]

well

[faint rapids]

good enough

[timber elk]

WOT?! NUT RATIUNS!? GRUT ME DIS IS SUCH A BAD DAY

[faint rapids]

If i want i can be moebian, boom done

[lusty estuary]

with the exception of cutthroat it'd be safe to assume all of the rejects are from the moebian domain

the other two vet personalities were probably in a moebian regiment

[surreal onyx]

They are actually. Check the back story for choosable planets. Branx Major is a Moebian planet.

[twin flower]

Oh, the place of birth thing? we're still rejects tho

I meant like the soldiers already on Atoma

[surreal onyx]

Ah. I see what you’re saying.

[twin flower]

The one under Dukane

[faint rapids]

thats moebian 53rd

[surreal onyx]

Yeah, I agree. That would be sweet.

[lusty estuary]

all of the rejects were in the moebian 21st for no other reason than i like the moebian 21st they're my friends :)

[faint rapids]

oh to be an iron...

[halcyon pebble]

No direct mention but story progression, new map etc

[timber elk]

I fucking hate dukane

[faint rapids]

moebian 21st are like the spider man of darktide

[twin flower]

Is it cuz she's bald

[surreal onyx]

53rd are my favs. Love the Steelheads!

[faint rapids]

cant catch a damn break

[somber stream]

I think being a loyalist 6th would be more interesting

[twin flower]

Oooh

[lusty estuary]

i really hope the moebian 21st didn't, like, all die

surely not?

[timber elk]

No it’s because she thinks she’s on charge ON A INQUISITION SHIP

[faint rapids]

they;re still around in missions

[somber stream]

50% of Moebian 21st went kaput

[surreal onyx]

I don’t think so, but their ranks were decimated.

[faint rapids]

they always are at the chokepoint defending poinjts

[hushed cipher]

:3

[twin flower]

Commisar Syndrome

[lusty estuary]

their ranks keep getting decimated every time the story progresses...

[faint rapids]

me when i have 3 colons

[lusty estuary]

there can only be so many.

[twin flower]

Wuh?

[timber elk]

Like I don’t have to listen to a commissar if I’m apart of the inquisition. Like fuck the lot of you.

[hushed cipher]

wat..

[surreal onyx]

Cadian shock troops will save them. 🤘🏻😎

[lusty estuary]

you had the first time they got the plague and then second time they got the plague and then the rations

[somber stream]

I don't get how the entire Moebian domain can't handle 1 single traitor guard regiment and a few hundred thousand pox walkers

[timber elk]

Regardless if I’m a reject or not. I listen to my higher ups, not the guards.

[faint rapids]

its called a colon, and then a three

so...

[twin flower]

Like uncy morrow

[lusty estuary]

the moebian 6th are constantly reinforcing themselves with deserters

[surreal onyx]

100% agree. Rannick gives a speech about that after you run an errand for Hallowette.

[lusty estuary]

most of the scabs we fight aren't actually the original moebian 6th if you look at their armor they have insignia from other regiments

[timber elk]

Hell yeah I’ll fucking charge a changer of ways if he asked me to because I know he’s got my back

[faint rapids]

I want hallowette to disintegrate like, really soon- preferebly now if possible

[lusty estuary]

the moebian 6th were just the spark for a larger renegade guard rebellion

[astral basin]

Requisitioning nearest commissar: interference of duties; unregulated fornication

[timber elk]

Ew

[twin flower]

[surreal onyx]

We still need to take down Admonition. Can’t wait to bring the Emperor’s Justice.

[faint rapids]

Commissars MUST be present during repopulation

[lusty estuary]

it also doesn't help the atoman nobility have been secretly funding the cult of admonition for years

[twin flower]

I wonder if we'll get more maps outside of the Hive tho

[timber elk]

I prefer if she’s shot instead

[somber stream]

Ah right, there's that as well. It's another story when the local nobles are compromised and working with Chaos

[timber elk]

She has no place among the warband

[lusty estuary]

i suppose it is a little ironic considering the vast majority of the admonition cells before they consolidated hated the nobility but never look a gift horse in the mouth, eh?

[faint rapids]

I want my reject to toss her in the air until shes scrambled from the inside

[surreal onyx]

Leave it to the Nobles to screw everything up. A little too much like real life. Lol. 😂

[somber stream]

A mean to an end, is all

[timber elk]

Another point to add is we are on a rogue trader ship so WE REALLY don’t have to listen to dukane

[faint rapids]

a rogue trader i really dont like

and would prefer to work under the goat VON VALENCIUS DYNASTY WOOO

[surreal onyx]

Rannick’s authority is supreme so long as he’s there.

[lusty estuary]

she is unfortunately well within her right to shoot us

[timber elk]

It still a rogue trader ship. We are completely outside of dukane s jurisdiction

[lusty estuary]

she has politically taken complete control over the war effort even if we're still putting in most of the work

who we should really be killing is margrave

[somber stream]

We're guesses onboard the ship, we're not under any Rogue trader's protection

[faint rapids]

I think she should get down there and do some culling herself

[lusty estuary]

she is i think

[timber elk]

Nope.

[faint rapids]

von valencius wouldve never stayed in the ship

[lusty estuary]

her being on the ship 24/7 is just a gameplay thing

[timber elk]

She’s literally on the safety of the mourning star while we are in no man’s land

[astral basin]

The inqy showed up to address tax evasion, root out potential heresy against the empire
Just to hope they dont have to call in the ordo malleus to purge ts

[twin flower]

More trench missions please

[lusty estuary]

i just kind of assumed she would've been on planet during that

[surreal onyx]

Typical officer for ya. Enlisted do the work, officers reap the rewards.

[somber stream]

Also i'm fairly sure Dukane also can't touch us as she please, we are working for the inquisition

[timber elk]

Yeeeeez

[faint rapids]

if 4 criminals are able to take out minor demons, i think the war effort is going quite well

[lusty estuary]

then again i guess the mourningstar is the defacto war room so i don't know

[timber elk]

Actually we are losing

[lusty estuary]

we're perpetually losing

[faint rapids]

Alright killjoy

[lusty estuary]

it's literally we don't have enough men

[timber elk]

Wot!?

[lusty estuary]

the atoman auxilla are running out of rejects

[vivid tapir]

I had a mission on the new map yesterday and one of the randos started bitching about how much they hated the new mission

[twin flower]

He aint wrong tho

[vivid tapir]

I told them they had terrible taste and should leave

they did thankfully

[surreal onyx]

Well, at least until we can get the old formula for Moebian steel worked out.

[timber elk]

What a fucking goat

[surreal onyx]

Somehow, we are still having issues.

[lusty estuary]

the adamantium ogryn is mere moments away from being made

[faint rapids]

did they specify why they hated the mission?

[vivid tapir]

nope they were just whining in chat

[faint rapids]

Lame

[vivid tapir]

ain't nobody got time for that

yeah

[lusty estuary]

i think it's cause we don't actually have complete control over that foundryplex

[astral basin]

Dukane as a commissar can only address us if we dont seem to be acting as soldiers of the inquisition
Shes giving the long side eye until that happens tho

[surreal onyx]

What mission?

[lusty estuary]

i believe mourningstar dialogue mentions the cult are still causing a lot of problems on that front

[twin flower]

Gotta send in rejects to just make a batch of moebian steel

[somber stream]

6 months from now oughta be interesting

[timber elk]

Yeah that’s right because it’s been said the heretics keep taking it back and we keep taking from them

[vivid tapir]

Oh we're 100% losing the war still, there are just so many more heretics

[faint rapids]

One single thing i could even think of- as a stretch of not liking the new mission, is that its too short or gives low rewards

[somber stream]

I do wonder how would they implement Admech

[faint rapids]

thats it

[timber elk]

So it’s literally a tug of war with the foundryplex

[faint rapids]

because of how GOATED it is

a MOVING lemun russ

[twin flower]

I think I saw some mention they'd link it to Hadron somehow

[lusty estuary]

once the t'au finally intervene we'll stop having problems

[faint rapids]

best shit ever

[twin flower]

Cuz of her ties

[lusty estuary]

saaave us t'au'va saaave us

[astral basin]

Cant wait for my fellow cog bois to have another crisis when it isnt

[vivid tapir]

we're so close to getting an actual tank

[somber stream]

It likely will though

[surreal onyx]

Or better armor and weapons.

[somber stream]

Too many elements lined up

[astral basin]

Likely

[faint rapids]

Send in the Oxi-clean Space Marines and we good

[vivid tapir]

my fucking god I cannot get a decent pug tonight

what is happening

[faint rapids]

pug?

[vivid tapir]

Pick Up Group

[twin flower]

random people

[faint rapids]

me when dog shopping?

[vivid tapir]

old rando slang

#AmOldPayMeNoMind

[lusty estuary]

did you guys ever notice how the moebian 53rd in no man's land are wearing the wrong armor

[faint rapids]

i knew what it was i wanted to make a dumb joke

[vivid tapir]

This isn't a dev oversight this is the Administratum at work

[twin flower]

They are?

[timber elk]

Okay listen here stinkies. I need you all to tell fat shark we need a grenade launcher

[astral basin]

No no we get to see them fight over the TYPE of cog boi being released instead
“Skitarii makes no sense they are super soldiers 🗣️ “
“Tech priests are just nerds 🗣️ “
“Wheres my mech 🗣️ “

[twin flower]

I couldnt enjoy the scenery cuz my group always just runs ahead lmao

[lusty estuary]

I mean that's what I figured but also it's just kind of funny

[vivid tapir]

Play Ogryn we've got a few

[surreal onyx]

And now to wait for some low level Havocs.

[timber elk]

No I want a rotating m32 style grenade launcher

[faint rapids]

A certain mode involving the lack of people would solve this

one that has 4 letters

[lusty estuary]

because the armor is the normal flak armor design but with the moebian 53rd color scheme and insignia rather than the moebian variant which like

[vivid tapir]

bro the guys using the M32 don't even wanna use the M32 lmao

[lusty estuary]

surely that was more work than just using the already existing armor for the moebian 53rd npcs

[astral basin]

M32?

[fiery wave]

Sedation is not 4 letters.

[faint rapids]

Sedition no longer exists

[twin flower]

The timeline in 40k

[vivid tapir]

I AM THE LEX

sorry my bad

that just comes out sometimes

[faint rapids]

I AM THE FLEX

SEAL

[surreal onyx]

M32 is what happens when the lowest bidder runs rampant.

[timber elk]

It’s a grenade launched that has a rotating tube system

[astral basin]

No youre cleam

[vivid tapir]

male Maul is a serious mood

[astral basin]

Oooooh the drum launcher?

[timber elk]

Yes

And I want it on one of the humans

[twin flower]

The gun prolly didnt make it all the way to M40 now tho

[lusty estuary]

i'm assuming the moebian regiments just equip the infantry with whatever they have on hand but the moebian 53rd at least seemed to have a consistent uniform

[twin flower]

They lost a lot during HH

[faint rapids]

Band class getting crazy

they got drum launchers now

[astral basin]

Wi cant see us getting a drum launcher unfortunately

[timber elk]

BUT THE 1911 DID

[fiery wave]

Yes, but that's the leisure walk simulator with annoying hobos trying to get you into their cult.

[timber elk]

FUCK

[vivid tapir]

I want a longlas

that's all

or just

[twin flower]

Fair point

[vivid tapir]

give me some goddamn Vet scopes

please

[twin flower]

Some random ass Forerunner prolly found the STC for it

[vivid tapir]

and Plasma Pistol

[faint rapids]

I'd like more stub weapons, as i quite enjoyed them in rogue trader

[astral basin]

1911 is classic
Dont ask me how uzis made it tho

[surreal onyx]

What you lot want is the MK19.

[cosmic burrow]

scopes dont match dt gameplay

[twin flower]

FS, give Vet LMGs and my life isyours!

[timber elk]

Well that guy is a asshole and I’m gonna raid his ganger hideout

[lusty estuary]

the monkey paw curls you will instead have one really long laslock

[surreal onyx]

Ain’t nothing a MK19 can’t handle.

[twin flower]

Also a win imo

Such a unique concept for a lasgun and I dig it

[lusty estuary]

i own a laslock for self defense as the god-monarch granted to me by right

[astral basin]

They wouldve back before they did the coke update
When we had vt2 movement

[vivid tapir]

failing a longlas I'd take a fullauto heavy las like the Scab Gunners have

[visual vortex]

The blue lads right?

[twin flower]

Big E was Lincoln confirmed

[vivid tapir]

and a chain stubber

[faint rapids]

Meltagun would still be nice

[timber elk]

I mean……he could’ve potentially

[lusty estuary]

their insignia is blue at least but their uniform is all black

[cosmic burrow]

yes

[surreal onyx]

A MK19 is a stubber. Just more… Boomier.

[lusty estuary]

the moebian 21st are the blue boys

[faint rapids]

and the first boys

[vivid tapir]

RIP the 21st

[timber elk]

Big-E has been known to push humanity in certain directions slowly but carefully but not making his presence known

[lusty estuary]

the moebian 21st are blue because they fight in the wawtuh

[visual vortex]

The moebian 21st are the BASED boys

[lusty estuary]

my man.

peak recognizes peak

[twin flower]

Was gonna make a joke about a certain ww2 figure but nah

[visual vortex]

🤝

[faint rapids]

waltuh, your stimms were infected waltuh. the 21st lost half their people waltuh

[vague elm]

Big E was the guy shot John Lennon

[timber elk]

Yeah please don’t, I don’t need this chat to descend into madness

[lusty estuary]

we should be reinforcing the moebian 21st with our elite forces

start forcing the hive scum into uniform

[timber elk]

We been doing good so far

[twin flower]

That'd be so sick

[faint rapids]

Its funny that the moebian 6th used to have blueish armor

[twin flower]

From Reject to Soldiers

[visual vortex]

The moebian 21st traumatized the 6th so bad that whenever the 6th see us they instinctively call us their loyalist counterparts

[timber elk]

Now it’s dark and green

[faint rapids]

and they made it black/green because EVIL and city fighting made it better

and NURGLE

[timber elk]

GRANDFATHER NURGLE

[surreal onyx]

Do we know when fatshark returns from vaycay?

[twin flower]

Grandpapa nurgy

[visual vortex]

I thought it was because Tertium is perpetually dark

[lusty estuary]

the moebian 21st drew their line in the sand and dagnabbit they aren't gonna move an inch

[timber elk]

No the 6th have dark armor

[faint rapids]

thats also what i meant

[twin flower]

idk if its true but some people were joking they take 6 months

[faint rapids]

Nox ALPHA was perpetually dark

the blue made it not shine to flares

[visual vortex]

And when the 6th split from the 21st the reason they beat the 21st was because of the darkness

[faint rapids]

theres cinematics showing this

[surreal onyx]

Ah. You speak of Swedish Summer. Lol.

[rose gazelle]

Hello i need help with the adept assassin penance
how do you do it?

[faint rapids]

blue doesent exactly show well in red environments

[lusty estuary]

the 21st were also just taken by surprise

[faint rapids]

so it kept them stealthy

while they died in bogs

[visual vortex]

21st wouldve soloed trust

[lusty estuary]

literally an entire regiment of guys saying "we weren't even supposed to be here man"

they're there on a supply run and suddenly their valkyries start going missing

[twin flower]

Valkyries?

[surreal onyx]

They’ve gotta introduce a quick play for Havocs. This is just silly.

[lusty estuary]

that's the thing masozi flies

[twin flower]

Huh

[faint rapids]

imagine being a moebian 21st squad and just getting eviscerated by a giant chaos spawn in the depths of a city

[twin flower]

Thought that was a Raptor

[visual vortex]

I guess it would make sense for the 6th to wear blue armor earlier in their lifespan to blend in at a first glance and since they're a dissident from the 21st

[visual vortex]

She named it Raptor

[rose gazelle]

Hello i need help with the adept assassin penance for vet
how do you do it easily?
it's the last one i need to do

[faint rapids]

stormraptor

to be exact

[stuck wasp]

They are 2 different Regiment

[lusty estuary]

there's no relation between the 6th and the 21st

[stuck wasp]

Wholy separate

[twin flower]

I thought it was just similar to the name about what space marines use

[lusty estuary]

the 21st are an aquatic warfare regiment

[twin flower]

Thunder Hawk

[visual vortex]

I used recon

[twin flower]

And Storm Raptors for small people

[lusty estuary]

the 6th are uhhh

[visual vortex]

I swear i thought they were two sides

[faint rapids]

The 6th used blueish armor during the nox alpha campaigns

[lusty estuary]

whatever all of these fucking maulers imply

[faint rapids]

to not shine like hell during flares

[rose gazelle]

yeah what was the build because everything i use doesn't work

[faint rapids]

theres cinematics showing this

its quite cool and terrifying

[visual vortex]

Oh wait sorry i was reading the wrong one

Go with either Zaarona shotgun or revolver

Use the knife or chainsword

[faint rapids]

Maulers as in the enemy?

WEAPONS UP, KILL THEM!

[faint rapids]

FRESH SACRIFICES!

[visual vortex]

Kill like three heretics then swap to your primary

[lusty estuary]

the moebian 6th are a regiment of guys who really like two-handed chainaxes

[visual vortex]

Shotgun or revolver will help with one-shot most weakened enemies

[visual vortex]

Send me the links pls

[faint rapids]

its IN the game

[visual vortex]

Where

(Im stupid)

[delicate kite]

why we dont heavy two handed chainaxes is beyond me

absolute shambles

[faint rapids]

you should be able to find it in the campaign trasmissions

[delicate kite]

fatfish laz

[visual vortex]

Oh it's thise

I just skipped them

[timber elk]

KILL THEM🗣️🗣️❗️❗️❗️

[lusty estuary]

i guess figuring out what the moebian 6th specialized in is a little difficult since the scab faction is a hodgepodge of multiple smaller renegade guard regiments on top of the 6th so it's hard to point to what they have the most of

[timber elk]

DIE! INSECTS🗣️🗣️❗️❗️❗️

[lusty estuary]

i always just assumed they were a shock infantry regiment

[visual vortex]

Crushers.

[timber elk]

WEAPONS UP!!!! KILL THEM🗣️🗣️❗️❗️❗️❗️

[sweet wraith]

for the grANDFATHER

[faint rapids]

FOR- THE- GRRAANDFATHER!

[somber stream]

Fish, Heavy Stubber for vet, please

[lusty estuary]

WRECKING CREW

[somber stream]

It's been 3 years

[timber elk]

LET ME THROUGH🗣️🗣️❗️❗️❗️

[faint rapids]

NOOO. STOPPING. MEEEEHEHEE!!

HEEEREE WEEE GOOOO!!!

[visual vortex]

Isnt there a line of dialogue where the Admonition say they're mainly street brawlers and thugs in uniforms?

[timber elk]

AGHHOOOOO ITS ABOUT TO GET HOT🗣️🗣️❗️❗️❗️❗️

[faint rapids]

WANT EM CRISPAY?!

[timber elk]

SOMEBODY CALL FOR A BOOM🗣️🗣️❗️❗️❗️

[lusty estuary]

well that's all organized military to be fair to the moebian 6th

imperial guards regiments mostly recruit from hive scum anyways

i imagine that was what the comment was implying

[visual vortex]

Kind of ironic isnt it?

[faint rapids]

well now we have actually scary hive scum fighting for rannick

[visual vortex]

I mean the Admonition is made up of mostly the Water Cartel members

[faint rapids]

lieutenants

to be exact

[lusty estuary]

well i think it was more so the admonition infiltrated the water cartel

before we got the hive scum we know they were brawling with each other for a while

[visual vortex]

I think that's because Rodin claimed he was the new ragged king

[lusty estuary]

obviously now the best cartel, the water cartel, are finally stepping up to do what needs to be done.

[visual vortex]

And some sided with him and went with him

So they changed to yellow

[faint rapids]

I like the tread lightlies....

[visual vortex]

I like water cartel

[delicate kite]

the fuck you sayin?

steppin up?

bro how can we be steppin up if hydro bros have always been on top since the inception of the word cartel

[visual vortex]

CHEMICALS 👹👹👹

[lusty estuary]

this is true

[delicate kite]

you look up in the vocabulary word cartel its literally got water next to it mang

keep yo yack shut bout my water homies

[lusty estuary]

the water cartel were the first ones in and they'll be the last ones out

[delicate kite]

or we ll give you a good ol squirting in the face

[lusty estuary]

the ragged king NEEDS me

[visual vortex]

I love ragged king

And

CHEMICALS👹👹👹

[delicate kite]

chemicals are water

water does not discriminate

[lusty estuary]

i am water.

[delicate kite]

join hydration gang

[faint rapids]

I turn water to PISS

[delicate kite]

yesss

water cartel assemble

[faint rapids]

and i use that PISS to cool my Iron Raider train Engine

[delicate kite]

noooo

i got baited

[lusty estuary]

trains boil water to run anyways so if you think about it the iron riders are just like the water cartel but worse

they don't even have their own water. SAD!

[faint rapids]

i like the tread lightlies more

[modern bobcat]

How is the new Ogryn personality?

[visual vortex]

Sociopathic smart guy

[lusty estuary]

he's great

[faint rapids]

pretty heavy in my opinion

[lusty estuary]

we finally have a ganger ogryn

the world's first ogryn to be allowed to go to school

[faint rapids]

Lohner did some LIFTING

[visual vortex]

Isnt the water cartel also the one selling the chemicals from the water which is how we have some chemical weapons

[faint rapids]

buddy drank the water in bOgenhalfen

[lusty estuary]

maybe? i'm not sure on that one

[faint rapids]

the privvy IS fighting back

[visual vortex]

I mean it makes most sense for me

[somber stream]

Boob armour

[modern bobcat]

Moob armour

[astral basin]

Bobs

[kindred grail]

Noob armor

[astral basin]

Ew these are drab af

[lusty estuary]

frog blast the vent core

[surreal onyx]

[twin flower]

[somber stream]

Dear god...

Marie call you her ||Wolf|| if you go for her route

[twin flower]

Who?

[somber stream]

I need a fan

[somber stream]

Marie, a Protoframe from Warframe

[astral basin]

The french one

Wisp

Licht out here warring some frames

[somber stream]

Nah still working, i haven't made it that far with her yet

Turns out constantly shitting on Albrecht isn't exactly the best tactic to go on her

[astral basin]

Uh oh. Albrecht god

Before long youll be singing “for narner”

Again

[somber stream]

I hate it that people in Fortuna doesn't sing 'lift together' anymore

[little violet]

Dont they only do that during the first intro?

[somber stream]

They hum the song every now and then in Fortuna pre New War

[little violet]

Was gonna say been playing warframe for a long time ive never heard them sing it again

[astral basin]

No flopping in the halls

[whole glade]

:[

[astral basin]

Koz

[whole glade]

but no health

[astral basin]

Well thats TOO DAMN BAD

[whole glade]

too bad bc im playing ghost of yotei now

so far

way better than GoT

in terms of gameplay

and music

story i'd give it a sililar score to GoT

[twin dirge]

Why the FUCK

I'm so confused

This show is baffling

[bronze wren]

Huh?

[whole glade]

wha show?

[twin dirge]

Can someone explain to a man why Skyler is fine with her boss committing tax evasion but not fine with her husband cooking meth

Where the fuck is line in the sand

[whole glade]

just wait.

[bronze wren]

Well

[whole glade]

just...

wait

you'll see

[twin dirge]

Also holy fuck that child makes me wanna strangle myself and him

[whole glade]

jr?

[twin dirge]

Why is he such a little shit head

Yeah

[whole glade]

dawg

[twin dirge]

Istg if I spoke to my mom like that I'd get backhanded into next week

[whole glade]

same

[twin dirge]

He called her a bitch

[whole glade]

but my mom chill

[twin dirge]

I would be in my grave before it left my mouth dude

Anyways back to breaking bad

Just needed to point out the bullshit going on

[whole glade]

just wait for the juicy stuff later, ping me once you get there

[twin dirge]

Also I just gotta say

I feel bad for Jesse

That poor lad

[bronze wren]

Oh god

[twin dirge]

I feel like I've now seen him almost get his shit figured out like 5 times now and it just, doesn't work

[whole glade]

"Yo Gatorade me bitch" 🗣️ 🔥 🔥

[twin dirge]

Jesse, you don't need to cook anymore

[whole glade]

i love how we just know

[twin flower]

Cuz plot

What season are you

[hushed cipher]

Skyler white, yo

[twin dirge]

Season 3

I just heard the meme

Lmfao

When she calls the cops

[hushed cipher]

AHA

YES

[twin dirge]

Lmfao

[hushed cipher]

That makes me immensely happy

[twin flower]

funny how its that meme how i got my sister to watch the show as well

[hushed cipher]

I watched it before it was a meme

[twin dirge]

Btw

[gloomy void]

Oof parental abuse moment

[twin dirge]

Fuckin

[whole glade]

"Yo Gatorade me bitch" 🗣️ 🔥 🔥

[twin dirge]

Hank is dumb

Like almost comically stupid

[whole glade]

just wait.

[twin flower]

Ya boi Hank

[twin flower]

No spoilers

[twin dirge]

Haven't seen her in 11 years so it's going about as most expect

[whole glade]

i didnt do nuffin

also the show was from last eon

[twin flower]

I mean you'd be surprised I think

How some people avoid certain media

[whole glade]

its a family drama with drug.

[hushed cipher]

Ayo, mister bitchhh

[whole glade]

"Yo Gatorade me bitch" 🗣️ 🔥 🔥

[hushed cipher]

I wish my memory wasn't so terrible, but it is, and I forgot majority of the show. Except for like, the big shit that happens

[modern bobcat]

Nothing ever happens (not even big shit)

[hushed cipher]

Oh tru

[whole glade]

does a theory count as a spolier for a diff show?

[astral basin]

Dudes been up here for about 2 hours.
Tryna hitch a ride i think
Seems like hes on something idk

[whole glade]

like the meth in Dayrls pack in TWD beings waltuh's

[twin flower]

Magnets biatch

[hushed cipher]

I've never watched TWD but I really really want to

[twin flower]

slow burn

at least to me

[modern bobcat]

It goes downhill after Season 1-2 and very quickly loses focus

[hushed cipher]

I've heard from family members that it's one of the best shows

[hushed cipher]

Ahh

[whole glade]

i remer watching with my dad on school nights at 9pm when i was 7

all the gore too

[hushed cipher]

7?! I couldn't. Zombies scared me and they still do

[twin flower]

It has its moments imo

[hushed cipher]

[astral basin]

Walking dead is eh
Tldr, rick is a bitch that cant take a win

[whole glade]

thats cuz the directors chaged after s1

[twin flower]

Zombies

[modern bobcat]

Season 1 is worth watching though

[whole glade]

vbro was gonna cook

[hushed cipher]

WAlkErs

[whole glade]

then they fucked it

[modern bobcat]

That, and the continuous character changes

[whole glade]

but i dont the show or spin offs are bad

dixon is fun

[hushed cipher]

Wait

Is there hot men in it

[whole glade]

Gabriel my goat

[twin flower]

Daryl

[modern bobcat]

TWD was at least before the Korean-Netflixification of everything

[hushed cipher]

If there's hot men then I am watching

[whole glade]

i mean Reedus voices stryker from hazbin. so yes.

[modern bobcat]

Where seasons of shows are basically Episode 1 Setup; Episodes 2-11 are filler+bizarre cliffhanger to keep you binging; Episode 13 is limited payoff before next season

[whole glade]

i like me sum strong southern bois

[whole glade]

huh

[modern bobcat]

The Netflix formula from late 2010s/early 2020s

[hushed cipher]

Oh, yeah

[whole glade]

AMC has the rights to TWD

[whole glade]

rubs hands freaky like

[modern bobcat]

Yes that's why I said it came before that formula found its way into every show

[hushed cipher]

[whole glade]

dixon is better than the later seasons of TWD

S8 and under where peak

the whisperers were the best villians of the show

idgaf fight me.

[hushed cipher]

Yk what show is fucking great? GOT. I wanna rewatch it.

[whole glade]

game of thrones?

[twin flower]

Wasnt there an off-shoot coming

Knight of the 7 Kingdoms or whatever

[hushed cipher]

Is there??

I haven't even watched HOTD

[twin flower]

Yeah, am not sure if i got the name right tho

[hushed cipher]

I probably should

Me likey dragon

[whole glade]

i waiting for a new hellsing and the Sekiro anime.

they better do my boi Wolf right

[twin flower]

Theres a new Hellsing coming?

[whole glade]

i hope.

[twin flower]

Got my hopes up for nothing

[whole glade]

Alucard is Dracula spelled backwards!!!!

[somber stream]

Poggers

[twin flower]

old news

[hushed cipher]

Pogchamp

[lament burrow]

Hey sorry im new here if im looking for people to do havoc with is this server a good start or should i try elsewhere?

[twin flower]

[twin flower]

Try the #vox-lfg-lexicanum

[lament burrow]

ty

[twin flower]

[whole glade]

that was the point.

[modern bobcat]

based on Dunc and Egg?

[twin flower]

old

[whole glade]

i really need to start getting pysical media again

CDs, vinyls, and DVD/BRs

[twin flower]

idk i just remember seeing the trailer

[hushed cipher]

I got a CD collection

They're awesome

[twin flower]

Movies?

Thats what we had

[whole glade]

gimme yo crowbar, Ghost, and Ozzy cds. now

[hushed cipher]

More like Deftones, Killswitch Engage and Chevelle 😭

Mother used to work at a cd store, so most likely we have everything. It's all store away though.

[whole glade]

deftones...🥀

[hushed cipher]

[astral basin]

A cd store? In this age?

[whole glade]

i have one in the mall nearby

goin there on my bday

[somber stream]

I need a Blueray of 'Chef'

[modern bobcat]

I was gonna play Darktide but I can't muster the energy to go beyond the character selection

[whole glade]

it might give ya the yogurt effect

[hushed cipher]

Yeah more like 12 years ago

[jaunty path]

The humble psychward mod:

[hushed cipher]

Do it, you must

[modern bobcat]

All I have left are Auric penances and 50 Hive Scumm missions

and Havoc penances

[somber stream]

I'm too lazy with Scum, only on for Havoc these day

[astral basin]

Hard felt
Ill load in, stand in front of the sister for 15 minutes
Shut it off

[modern bobcat]

They should let us save character designs the way we can save loadouts/skill builds

[somber stream]

What you need is a proper squad to motivate you fellas

[modern bobcat]

So that we can swap between personalities/genders without creating a new character

I dont want to remake a new Ogryn just to play the new personality/lose my old Ogryn character design

[fallen tree]

they should just let us name loadouts, the icons dont make me remember what build is what 😔

[astral basin]

Why are you making so many builds

[modern bobcat]

There is one build men want, and it's disgusting

[astral basin]

I bet you have double builds
And dont use any of them

[fallen tree]

i only have few builds, but coming back after a few weeks i just need a lil refresher for my fried brain

[hushed cipher]

Proper squad 💪

[astral basin]

Named loadouts wont fix that
Gotta delete and start over

[fallen tree]

yep 😔

[somber stream]

💪

Our squad is a mess

Ngl

[hushed cipher]

Nah

We're proper

Professionals

[twin dirge]

Huh

Adultery huh

[somber stream]

Whuh

[rain idol]

The imperiums last option and that’s not a good thing for once in this case

[hushed cipher]

Our squad is a mess because half the people are always never here

[twin dirge]

Her name is Skyler white, yuh

[fallen tree]

reminds me of wow raid night 😂

[somber stream]

That, lol. Patch work most of the time

But we made it work, somehow

1 STEP FORWARD, 3 STEPS BACK

[astral basin]

Sliiide to the left

Sliiide to the right

[modern bobcat]

Will you do Havoc today?

I asked Ainz about chem crate build, apparently it's very useful for blight

better than book apparently

[somber stream]

Cha Cha real smooth

[somber stream]

50-50 for me today, unfortunately

Forced socialization

[astral basin]

Licht chained to the desk

[twin dirge]

Chat what the fuck is a kilometer

[astral basin]

Its a european mile

But

Longer

[twin dirge]

Lmfao fair enough

[cosmic burrow]

1000 meters

[twin dirge]

What's the plan for after work Sol

[astral basin]

Misery

[twin dirge]

We touching a horse again or we doin a different game

So true

I enjoy the pain

[astral basin]

More like the horse touching us…

[twin dirge]

What's a meter

[twin dirge]

I mean, he is part horse

Just tired of him swinging that big ole spear around

[hushed cipher]

I may be busy with someone too

I guess if I'm online and playing though I can always be poked

[twin dirge]

I'm busy with myself

[astral basin]

I need to grind out relics b4 i can slap on that pony more ngl

[cosmic burrow]

the metre has been defined as the length of the path travelled by light in vacuum during a time interval of ⁠
1/ 299792458
⁠ of a second, where the second is defined by a hyperfine transition frequency of caesium.[2]

or in other words

[twin dirge]

Tbh we just need to net you a couple boss relics, the only issue comes from the fact the horse drops like 2 of your best in slot relics

[cosmic burrow]

stander unit of measurement in SI system

[astral basin]

Ah

[twin dirge]

We can however do deep of night to grind moneh

[astral basin]

Money for gambling

Huzzah

When does jar shop reset?

[modern bobcat]

Do we know what next cosmetic drop will be yet?

[astral basin]

Soon™

[modern bobcat]

DripTide usually gets leaks

[modern bobcat]

#darktide-driptide message

I found this

[bronze wren]

I swear its always this one Part in no man‘s Land

[cosmic burrow]

Hole field or the end

Hardest parts

[bronze wren]

Hole fiel

How can it be that Hard

Is there even a Bastion at the end

[cosmic burrow]

Because some people refuse to use cover

[twin dirge]

You're funny, he doesn't

What he has is what he has

[cosmic burrow]

Yes

[bronze wren]

Yeah but how, its so obvious

[twin flower]

the pot holes?

[bronze wren]

Go from hole to hole

[cosmic burrow]

Yeah

[bronze wren]

Shoot anything that comes up

[astral basin]

Tf????

[twin flower]

I like using my vet Grenadier on that map

Just inflict bleed on everything

[bronze wren]

I uh

Flamer zealot

[twin dirge]

There's a reason you unlock better ones as you kill bosses, and then there's more relics you can buy once we have you kill an everdark

[bronze wren]

I may have just lost my complaining privileges

[twin dirge]

There's an entire second shop basically once you kill one

[elder merlin]

Just inflict slam on everything and then jam

[twin flower]

I mean idk how to zealot

[astral basin]

Oml

Ig

[twin flower]

[astral basin]

Everdark it is

[twin flower]

Everdork

is that nightreign

[astral basin]

Unfortunately

[twin flower]

Wylder my goat

[elder merlin]

Bro, i still need to beat the bouncers, or whatever the fuck the angels are called

[astral basin]

Balancers

[twin flower]

I havent touched the game since the last everdark boss before the majot update

[astral basin]

Im. Trying for my 5th boss win
The problem is
The horse is kicking my ass

Equilibrious Beast is an option too

But im being told “fuck no”

[twin flower]

Horse? that centaur looking ahh, i forget their names

[astral basin]

Yeah

Backdraft or

Something

[twin flower]

Me and my mates with like 3 Ironeyes

we were just fucking around but actually beat it lmao

[bronze wren]

Wait what Happens at the end

[astral basin]

Im being tanki and aki is iron eying

[twin flower]

Infiltrate the bastion and just hold out

[bronze wren]

Oh

[cosmic burrow]

Try winni g the map. I wont spoiler

[twin flower]

Bird boi?

Love that guy

[bronze wren]

Aight

[astral basin]

Squa

[twin flower]

squa?

[astral basin]

Im essentially playing mh lance lmao

Even tho i picked him hoping to be airborne more

[twin dirge]

He's low-key pretty tasty with the bird

[astral basin]

Only low key

[twin dirge]

He just needs to get a fucking guard agro relic

FUCK MAN

[astral basin]

I need relics all around

[twin dirge]

Yeah but that 1 specifically

Would make life

So much easier

Cuz then I can hit things, and you can hit things

[astral basin]

Like. Im so poor im using a crit matters relic ffs

[twin dirge]

Speak your shit, crit builds are busted

[twin flower]

they do be busted

[twin dirge]

Because it's multiplayer you can get hella stance breaks as I've shown you

Stack up some crit relics and you'll chunk dude

[astral basin]

i am birb i should only crit if a start doing hammer time

[twin dirge]

..no

[astral basin]

wait why tf is marvel rivals annoying me

[twin dirge]

I can't get crits that easily because I use bow, ranged

You're in its mouth

Take the crit lmfao

[astral basin]

Fair

Very fair

I do be sniffing crusty gonads often

[twin dirge]

If I was playing a mainly melee character I'd fight you for me cuz I'd do more DMG but as stands not much better lmfao

[twin flower]

Think best weap I got on birb boi was that grafted blade or whatever

the infinite scaling on it was broken

[kindred grail]

I like dan abnet writing sabbat crusade good

[astral basin]

Yeah no anything with more than an inch reach slaps on bird, even w his second tier weapon scales

[twin dirge]

They nerfed it slightly, it has a cap now pretty sure but it's still ridiculously high

If you get it early it's still a won run

[twin flower]

it was pretty busted

[astral basin]

Me when my n2 boss drops 10% run acq

[twin dirge]

Like 300 stacks limit, you don't do that normally anyways lmfao

[twin flower]

I got taht weap and with that spider boss on the second day

we just farmed killing enemies on it for the stats

[twin dirge]

Y u p

[astral basin]

I forgot dukes dear freyja is in the game too

[twin dirge]

They also indirectly nerfed them by making it so everything despawns after night 2

So you cant just run into storm for an hour killing things