general-chat

[half rain]

mods, disengage his WAAAGH field

take away his shoota

and lock away his mek

[twin dirge]

I know sm2, darktide, some vt2, and I have some small ball knowledge around necrons and orks cuz theyz the shit

[carmine steppe]

How new?

[lusty estuary]

the wardens are always trying to take away my shootas but i built them too well

[fast gorge]

any attempts to ruin mt waagh field will result in the person getting tabled

[twin dirge]

I don't know what an ultramarine is

[carmine steppe]

It's a space marine

[lusty estuary]

blue

[twin flower]

Would you like to

[twin dirge]

I mean yeah

I'm assuming that much

[light fable]

it's funny space marine 1 is great but chaos is worse to fight than the orks

[half rain]

poster boys and the undeniable main characters for the imperium of man

[twin dirge]

Chaos is still worse to fight than the nids

[carmine steppe]

Space marines are genetically modified soldiers made to fight the enemies of mankind

[half rain]

primaris are BAD.

[twin dirge]

I have small ball knowledge

[round mica]

chat i love the hellebore rifle what are the best blessings and perks for it i want it for when i get it to golden level :3

[carmine steppe]

First born malding 😭

[twin flower]

I never got the hate about the Primaris ngl

[twin dirge]

Like nurgle stinky, orks WAAAAGH, necrons like skin (when they get sick)

[fast gorge]

dont listen to the first born chuds

[round mica]

are first born fans still malding?

[twin dirge]

Why do we hate primaris?

[carmine steppe]

New thing bad 😞😔

[half rain]

PRIMARIS ARE THE DEVIL

[twin dirge]

What's a primaris

[zealous viper]

navy cosmetics. thursday

[lusty estuary]

the ultramarines are the chapter belonging to primarch roboute guilliman who is the author of the codex astartes and thus they are the posters boys for that doctrine

[fast gorge]

the ultramarines are what we call, macraggots.

[half rain]

cuz when the emperor created the geneseed of the primarchs and the primarchs had the first born legions of space marines, there was never supposed to be changes to their geneseed

[light fable]

at one point they wanted to sell new models so they made space marines bigger through a surgery that old marines have to get to become new bigger primaris marines, it happens to titus at the start of space marine 2

[lusty estuary]

they are adaptable and not as specialized as other space marine chapters

[half rain]

but robot girlyman said 'fuck it' and made even more muffed up mutants

[twin dirge]

Guilliman is that guy that's running the imperium quietly while big e does demigod stuff, yeah?

[carmine steppe]

A better more upgraded version of space marines made by Belisarius Cawl after countless years of work with the approval of Roboute Guilliman

[half rain]

nope

big e is dead

[twin flower]

Basically another type of space marines using a different kind of surgery

[lusty estuary]

yes and no

[half rain]

guiiliman basically leads the imperium now

[lusty estuary]

big E is not alive and he mostly just exists as a giant psychic beacon so people can travel through the warp

[half rain]

and he holds back the chaos gods from taking over the galaxy

[twin dirge]

...there's different kinds of space Marines???

So what am I playing as in sm2?

[half rain]

2 types, first born and primaris

[twin dirge]

Primaris yes?

[lusty estuary]

you're playing as a primaris

[twin dirge]

Interesting

[zealous viper]

i hope the emperor comes back so that the tyranids can eat him

[twin flower]

Remember the surgery Titus went thru in the begining?

[half rain]

primaris after you 'die' in the prologue

[carmine steppe]

Yeah kinda, Roboute is the one in charge of the imperium right now and the emperor is sat in the golden throne in a state of Half-Life, while keeping the galaxy gps running

[twin flower]

They turned him into a Primaris

[twin dirge]

I like the primaris tho

[lusty estuary]

primaris are just better space marines made by belisarius cawl in his lab

[half rain]

DIE.

DIE.

DIE.

[zealous viper]

is gadriel primaris or firstborn

[half rain]

YOU WILL DIE.

[twin dirge]

But they're big and cool :(

[twin flower]

Primaris afaik

[zealous viper]

i know chairon is primaris

[carmine steppe]

He's not dead either

[light fable]

as I said they made him bigger he starts as a normal deathwatch marine then they bring him in and make him primaris

[half rain]

don't talk to me or my black templars EVER.

[twin dirge]

I like black templars cuz they're space crusaders

[carmine steppe]

Average black templars reaction

[half rain]

you smell like pickle juice

[twin dirge]

I've heard they have a big thing for being edge lords tho

[twin flower]

I like pickle juice

[fast gorge]

not always a black templar fan but always a black templar fan

[lusty estuary]

titus was a first born but he 'crossed the rubicon' (rubicon being the name of the surgery they do to first born marines to turn them into primaris) and he is now a primaris

[carmine steppe]

It's not all black templars but it's always a templar fan

[light fable]

so they're hated because the fans, much like krieg fans are often seen as quite obnoxious

[half rain]

my favourite chapter is Alpha Legion

[carmine steppe]

Damn, beat me to it

[half rain]

yeah lmao

[twin flower]

Werent they recently revealed to be loyalist

[twin dirge]

Lmfao, big e is just a giant space gps

[half rain]

the stereotype is funny to just poke fun at

[carmine steppe]

Basically, yeah

[half rain]

yurrrp

[lusty estuary]

the alpha legion are loyalist in like an esoteric kind of way

[half rain]

and that's probably why the inquisition hasn't done anyhthing to revive him ngl

or like

[twin dirge]

I member now, so how much bigger we talking?

[half rain]

give him a tts

[twin dirge]

It's been a while since I played thru

[lusty estuary]

the idea is that they're doing what they're doing because it'll probably be better for the imperium in the long term

[twin dirge]

What is the size difference between first born and primaris

[half rain]

a whole foot taller

or more

[twin dirge]

Fuck

Ok

[light fable]

even though I dont usually go for space marine stuff I enjoyed the book helsreach it's about black templars and has some funny interactions between one and a titan princeps

[half rain]

they're faster and stronger, more durable too

yet your hp is paper thin in sm2

[twin dirge]

Yeah it is

[lusty estuary]

i really fucking like the bit with the black templars in the fall of cadia

[half rain]

15 hours is my favourite 40k novel

[lusty estuary]

the holder of the banner dropped the banner on accident and now his soul is tainted and he has to repent and he can't hold the banner anymore

he's really upset he can't hold the banner anymore.

[half rain]

let him hold the banner

[light fable]

I love petty shit like that, it's like fantasy dwarfs, "I poured an ale that was all foam now I must take the slayer oath"

[twin dirge]

Also I never asked because I was afraid of being crucified, what the fuck is a skitarii

[twin flower]

[light fable]

cyborg mechanicus guardsmen

[twin dirge]

I know what most of that means

[light fable]

it's literally mechanicus guard they're often more disciplined than regular guard though

[twin flower]

Augmented soldiers of the Admech more or less

[twin dirge]

Mechanicus are the funny red dudes

[lusty estuary]

later when creed is trying to consolidate all of his allies because the fight on cadia is going badly and they find out the black templars are like miles behind enemy lines holding this bombed out building because they don't want to let the daemons win

[twin flower]

funny?!

[twin dirge]

Interesting

[fast gorge]

mechanicus are lame

i hate them

[twin dirge]

Yeah they do percussive maintenance

[lusty estuary]

not kayex though

[twin dirge]

I like the machine guys, id probably follow the machine god personally if I got dropped in

[lusty estuary]

kayex let me inside your room

[light fable]

I like them conditionally they can be boring or interesting depending on what story they're in and how they're written, I often like when the comedy is played up but I'll say that in every situation

[fast gorge]

you are strange.

[lusty estuary]

i like the dialogue between psyker and the new ogryn personality implying kayex is fucking huge

[twin flower]

wym huge

[fast gorge]

hung.

[lusty estuary]

no not hung he don't got that anymore

[twin flower]

bro replaced his peewee

[lusty estuary]

like he's big

[twin flower]

big in stature?

[lusty estuary]

i'm imagining a belisarius cawl situation

just fuckoff massive for no reason

[lusty estuary]

yeah

[gilded socket]

Wrufff

[twin flower]

Bork

Have we seen him around or is that just background lore

[lusty estuary]

just background stuff

hold on

there's a fripfrop video for this

https://youtube.com/shorts/EFaUFeS765Y?si=fR-qpQgU74ILdpEt

[light fable]

he's old and mechanicus so he must have a lot of bits and bobs added onto him

[twin dirge]

My knowledge bank has been expanded

[light fable]

many older tech priests end up with different locomotion than legs either spider legs or floating around with repulsion or something

[fast gorge]

all natty, i am. hoist, i do. steroids... for the weak, pre-servitor.

[lusty estuary]

kayex has attached himself to treads and moves slowly around the bowls of the mourningstar

[low blade]

Not for no reason tbf, Cawl is fuck-old

[fast gorge]

in the belly.of the mourningstar

[lusty estuary]

oooh fhhuuckk

buooorrrppp

[twin flower]

[twin dirge]

If I become a old mechanicus I can make myself into a tank?

[lusty estuary]

this is true but it's funnier to say it's for no reason

[twin dirge]

Fuck yeah

[twin flower]

da fsq?

[lusty estuary]

you can be anything if you're old enough in the mechanicus

one guy turned himself into a skull

[twin dirge]

Bah

[lusty estuary]

a flying skull, rather

[twin flower]

Isnt there this one admech where he's like the size of a building now

[lusty estuary]

yeah the fabricator general

[low blade]

Cawl

[twin dirge]

Id turn myself into a mecha bird for sure

[low blade]

Is like the size of a Leman Russ

[twin flower]

does he come with toilets lmao

[low blade]

And he isnt even the biggest

[twin dirge]

A really big one tho, talking biblically accurate angel

[low blade]

Lets be real he has a colonoscopy bag if anything

[twin flower]

idk what that is

[lusty estuary]

poop bag

[twin dirge]

^

[lusty estuary]

when you are unable to use the bathroom they put that on you and the waste goes in there

[twin dirge]

I think I'll go Stockholm myself some more

Sm2 I go

[light fable]

gotta change your servitors poop bag every now and again too

[lusty estuary]

mom found the poop bag stash it's over

[twin flower]

wuh the hell

[twin dirge]

I like to imagine it's just a little flap you open and turn them over, drain em into a sink like it's an oil change

[light fable]

do not let the ogryn find your poop bad stash

[twin dirge]

He will think it's chocolate

He will be angry when it's not

[lusty estuary]

you do not want your servitor thinking poop is chocolate.

[twin flower]

do servitors even eat

[twin dirge]

Maybe a Roomba servitor

[lusty estuary]

i think it depends

[twin dirge]

Honestly, fair question, how much shit you think covers an area of land on tertium

[light fable]

gotta be powering them on something

[lusty estuary]

i'm assuming most are probably fed the same nutrient paste tech priests eat

[light fable]

open your mind to this, many of the ogryns are at first running around barefoot in it

[twin dirge]

Stop

[lusty estuary]

i think some supplement the energy they'd get from food with like actual power sources

[twin dirge]

I shouldn't have opened this can

It's all worms

[twin flower]

protein worms

[twin dirge]

Mfw I eat the rations

[light fable]

nurglite maggots

[lusty estuary]

probably not a lot actually

parts of the torrent maybe

but i'd think the water cartel was keeping their territory clean, at least

[light fable]

most down in the sump, it's what it's for

[twin dirge]

Sump dump

[light fable]

the rest of the outside of the hive is radiationblasted desert like how most hive worlds end up

[twin dirge]

Ahhh

Fallout

[lusty estuary]

all the sand is worm poop

[light fable]

the sump is a large cavity below the hive where all the waste goes

[lusty estuary]

from the giant worms i KNOW are out there

[twin dirge]

Do you

Do you really

[lusty estuary]

i know a lot of things and this is one of them

[twin flower]

das some dry ass poop

[lusty estuary]

well poop can't be wet forever!

[twin dirge]

I don't know anything so therefore I suppose you do know

[light fable]

if you think about it a lot of stuff is poop isnt like our oceans sand mostly poop technically

[twin dirge]

Fuck I have work tonight

[twin flower]

das why i dont like the ocean

[twin dirge]

@astral basin doth thou toil in the mines with me tonight?

[light fable]

I forget to take any time off and it gets lumped I've got this week off thankfully else I'd lose time off

[lusty estuary]

it depends but like parrotfish poop is a large contributor to the creation of white sand

[light fable]

yeah thats sorta what I mean

[lusty estuary]

a lot of things just make sand

and some of those things are fish pooping everywhere

worms also poop and that helps make dirt

[light fable]

we rise from the poop we return to the poop as is the cycle of poop

[lusty estuary]

and dinosaurs pooped and now we have coprolite

[twin flower]

Whats coprolite

[lusty estuary]

fossilized poop

[twin flower]

used for?

[twin dirge]

Probably gas or something

Oil

[lusty estuary]

nothing it's just useful for knowing what prehistoric animals ate

cuz we can turn it back into normal poop

[twin dirge]

Mood

[twin flower]

[twin dirge]

That's actually great

It's fossilized poop!
What's it do?
It's poop

[lusty estuary]

i mean i'm sure there's some company out there using it to make like skincare products or something but i know it's primarily just a neat trinket

[twin flower]

Hmm, there seems to be bits of people in his diet

[twin dirge]

I'm in matchmaking hell

Send help

[twin flower]

send dudes

[twin dirge]

I just wanna fight dreglord

Oh hey

I found people

[twin flower]

sm2?

[twin dirge]

Nah

Nightreign

I can play sm2 solo

Game ez

(that's a lie, I can't go above dif 3 solo)

[twin flower]

are those two new nightfarers out

played it for like 2 weeks with my mates and never came back to it

[twin dirge]

Yes

[fast gorge]

yummerz

[light fable]

theres that coffee that they make out of a specific kind of cat's poop

[twin flower]

I thought it was monkey poo

oh wait..

nah u right

[gilded socket]

What up scummers

[twin flower]

scoom

[delicate kite]

PLEASE inject some lore into my head

tempestus aquillons and scions are not the same thing?

[light fable]

wikipedia: Kopi luwak, also known as civet coffee, is a coffee that consists of partially digested coffee cherries, which have been eaten and defecated by the Asian palm civet

[lusty estuary]

they are one is just a more elite version of the other

[delicate kite]

they also look sexier

[lusty estuary]

or well more specialized i guess

[delicate kite]

not fat as fuck

[twin flower]

Aquillons are like paratroopers as far as i know

[lusty estuary]

tempstus aquillons can fly

[light fable]

wait those civets are little money weird mammal guys

[twin flower]

Scions be the shock troopers

[lusty estuary]

tempstus scions eat mud and hit rocks with sticks

[delicate kite]

so let me get this straight, veteran had scions drip

but not the gat?

what g ives

[twin flower]

[delicate kite]

lazy fatskunk

[twin flower]

obese fish

[delicate kite]

more salad less cinamon buns i say

[lusty estuary]

civets are funny

they're like fake cats

there's a couple different species under the name

[hushed cipher]

HGUH

[lusty estuary]

you'd think there'd be some relation to ferrets cuz they look like just really big ferrets but no they're just like that

[fair bridge]

sleepy

[lusty estuary]

wake up.

[fair bridge]

cozy in bee

d

blankies

[gilded socket]

Mo

Ok

[twin flower]

[twin flower]

[gilded socket]

Mac

More like

Big mac

[round mica]

[twin flower]

you calling me fat

[crystal pike]

If you get a Martyr's Skull on a mission, do you need to complete the mission to get credit or can you leave as soon as you have it? Doing low level with three bots to get them and don't want to finish them off if I don't have to.

[round mica]

yeah

[gilded socket]

Big fat

[hushed cipher]

Maccas

[low blade]

Gotta complete

[twin flower]

well uhh, max? more like.. snax

[hazy kestrel]

Anyone up for some thammermaxxing?

[twin flower]

hah got em

[hazy kestrel]

I feel like deleting daemonhosts today.

[hushed cipher]

Depends, do you one shot them?

[hazy kestrel]

Of course I do! Who do you take me for?

Unless I’m running Fury, then it’s more of a 3 tap.

[twin flower]

[hushed cipher]

Now that's sexy

[hazy kestrel]

BONK!

[amber sail]

Oi little uns

Remember to be good and don't die and find me rok please

[twin flower]

[half rain]

I made markiplier in darktide

[twin flower]

What class is he

[half rain]

veteran

I have Jack Black as an ogryn too

[cunning warren]

honestly
I'm done with this game
it's the buggiest mess I've ever seen in my life

[twin flower]

well

[stiff sand]

Hello so I am new in this server and admittedly pretty bad at this game but I'm trying to get the full moebian 53 set and I need help with the havoc missions as I suck at them and don't really know what I'm doing also I'm on Xbox

[gilded socket]

Kys

[twin flower]

[languid hazel]

My advice, it’s not worth it until you really get used to the game’s mechanics

[stiff sand]

I'm kinda used to it in a max lvl veteran I'm just bad at games in general honestly

[hazy kestrel]

Try out the other classes, see which one you’re the best at, and then go from there pal.

You get game experience and even more prepared for running Havocs.

[tawny hearth]

it was a mode made for people who were running out of things to do after like 500+ hours, it doesn't mean you have to have that many hours at all but its who it was made for

[tawny hearth]

also don't worry, we were all bad at darktide at first, if you see anyone good they've been playing these games for alot of time lol

and if they start good at darktide its because they played vermintide

these games are just hard tho

[lusty estuary]

i got good at darktide because it accurately represents what i go through every single day

[light fable]

those poxbursters on your commute must be rough

[lusty estuary]

darktide takes a minute to get the reigns for if you're only playing something like veteran, i'd try to make the swap to something like zealot to help hammer in some of the core survival mechanics into your head

[twin flower]

Killing heretics everyday must be tough

[lusty estuary]

dodge and stamina management are like half the key to success in this game

[languid hazel]

I got good at Darktide because it helps me navigate the streets of NYC :3

[stiff sand]

Fair just figured I'd ask

[twin flower]

Do just Shove everybody on your way to whereever you go

[languid hazel]

This is a joke. I actually got good at the division to do this

[light fable]

I just got the mental image of an alternate statue of liberty but the only thing that is changed is it's the emperor in the exact same outfit

[lusty estuary]

havoc is difficult but it gets a lot easier once you learn good dodge timing and avoiding getting hit

[twin flower]

[tawny hearth]

always ask in this chat, even if everyone is having a super off topic convo a person or 10 will drop it to help if they're able

[lusty estuary]

i haven't actually played havoc in a minute but from my time in the havoc 40 mines i'd imagine it still also expects you to be using certain setups

[tawny hearth]

if no one answers then usually that means they don't know

[tawny hearth]

i think its when you can do automatic dodging WHILE also mixing in active dodging against real threats that things become easier

[languid hazel]

I actually got good at Darktide specifically to help me navigate London 3

[twin flower]

I didnt even know PA were a thing til my 70th hr in game

[lusty estuary]

push everything.

never stop pushing.

[twin flower]

Im the type that just explores the game mechanics on my own

[tawny hearth]

pushstabbing is my guilty habit, if i'm fighting you bet i'm mixing in push stabs, even on weapons where it gets me kill doing so

[twin flower]

and I was treating it like it was l4d2

[tawny hearth]

i dated a brit for a decade, this checks out

[lusty estuary]

it took my friend like actually 200 hours to find out that was a thing you could do

[light fable]

I try not to look into stuff and end up with wrong knowledge of certain mechanics I saw desperado didnt loose stamina on sprint so my brain says infinite stamina in all cases it must be

[twin flower]

Kindred spirits

[stiff sand]

I mostly played darktide because I got into 40k from YouTube and it was free on gamepass I do like the game and sound track but know zero metas or lore

[twin flower]

To be fair i think experiencing a game like that is more fun

[light fable]

I've a wise little yoda on my shoulder gaslighting myself

[tawny hearth]

i played like 300 hours of vt1 and didn't learn like... anything... it wasn't until 250 hours of vt2 i finally started to learn basic mechanics

[twin flower]

I wouldn't worry about meta's tbh, prolly just look into talent tree nodes if anything

[lusty estuary]

i think maybe i was just made in a fucking lab to play this game or something

[twin flower]

Cuz the talent tree can be confusing

[lusty estuary]

i played during the prerelease and it was like i knew everything

[twin flower]

I got like a skeleton node for the vet if you wanna check what go to perks most people get

[light fable]

its why I dont like pokemon nowadays but liked it when younger, the appeal of an open world game and not knowing what all the creatures are was fun now it's just a pretty simple rpg where most the creatures are shown online before release so not much surprise left

[lusty estuary]

i mean i guess i played a lot of vt2 and the skillset is mostly transferable but it's funnier to imagine i was born for the tide

[tawny hearth]

there are metas but you can honestly just pick what you like and thrive mostly. The games lore is hard to follow in game but theres some good videos that compile it all

[twin flower]

My first open world was like minecraft, but I get you

the game was my childhood for a bit but am like over it

[lusty estuary]

read the fandom wiki entry for the cult of admonition and nothing else

[stiff sand]

Yeah I know is something about a chaos god called nergal

[light fable]

I've similar thoughts about minecraft it's such a short game in retrospect

[lusty estuary]

oh you know like nothing nothing

[stiff sand]

Yes

[tawny hearth]

i don't follow game news so when a new games comes up i'm just surprised , i didn't know about darktide until it was out

[delicate smelt]

are mortis trials fun I played it once and I was like meh

Played it a while ago

[stiff sand]

I know almost no Warhammer lore

[lusty estuary]

i find it fun every once and a while

[twin flower]

I back in 2015, witcher was like one of the open world games that like left an impression on me

[light fable]

I follow it because I want to know about upcoming games that I may like got loads on my wishlist that look cool

[lusty estuary]

it's like a little treat

[stiff sand]

But I've been trying to figure out some

[twin flower]

I enjoyed exploring in that game

[tawny hearth]

yeah its alot to dig into, its like 40 years of lore with alot of it being changed as time went on

[twin flower]

lotta people would geek over it if you ask

[gilded socket]

My haters stay losing

[twin flower]

me included

[light fable]

I've only played witcher 3 and I liked the fact it had engaging side content that was as quality as the main stuff when other open worlds just have slop sidequests

[lusty estuary]

there's a lot of fluff that's kind of like mind poison but the setting is really interesting and if you have a drive to learn i'd really recommend trying to read some of the books

[carmine steppe]

There is this one Ork that traveled through the warp to kill himself and get a copy of his favorite shiny gun

[tawny hearth]

it more had engaging writing, 99% of the sidequests were "turn on batvision, follow trail, have fight, turn in quest" BUUUUUT the story they told you while you did it was gold

[twin flower]

I loiked it a lot, janky though as it was but it was a great game

[delicate smelt]

Basically its us as the main characters but 40,000 years into the future where mankind has risen and fallen over those 40,000 years and encountered others races like space elves or space orks and the imperium of man once guided by the emperor of mankind are lost as the emperor is now just a corpse on life support

[light fable]

the trick is to pick up small bits until you become a freak who likes parroting those small bits like most of us

[twin flower]

my pipeline into warhammer was through my brother reading the books

[light fable]

I liked the writing the gameplay was mediocre but I could enjoy it, didnt help I did quen builds

[twin flower]

and the other 40k media like astartes, angels of death movie about the blood angels

[carmine steppe]

You can still use Ork weapons, they just have an equal chance of blowing up the enemy or you

[light fable]

"hey so if you hit me I heal"

[tawny hearth]

i think its important to approach it understanding it was invented by a game company who made a fantasy wargame and wanted to make the same game but in space....and it was mostly a comedy franchise to start but now its more of a serious satire

[twin flower]

i like playing games at just the hardest difficulties so the quen builds actually helps a lot

[stiff sand]

So we're basically worshiping a corpse and extremely racist to anything not human

[light fable]

I often go for hard but not hardest

[twin flower]

Second would be that freezing mutation build one i forgot what it was called

[round mica]

hello to all chuds and chudettes in the audience

[delicate smelt]

Yes

[lusty estuary]

classic 40k took a lot of inspiration from like british punk culture for a lot of the foundational elements of the setting and parts of those still show through today

[tawny hearth]

ehhhh he's not really racist more like... he thinks everyone is beneath him including the humans

[carmine steppe]

Yeah

[twin flower]

[stiff sand]

Some how that answers everything and nothing

[tawny hearth]

and the worship of him is to empower his "spirit" in chaos to help protect humans... basically if humans stop worshiping humanity they will fall to chaos

[carmine steppe]

You just gotta now that the imperium are the good guys 😏

😉😉

[light fable]

loads of tabletop drew from it 40k has kept a lot of it's identity while becoming less satirey and more serious but the satire is still there in chunks people just end up treating it more serious as well

[stiff sand]

I remember when I thought the kriegs death corps was just WW1 Germany is the war never ended

[clear wharf]

I know you like girls

[round mica]

kys

[tawny hearth]

the satire is still ALWAYS there, but the comedy is what mostly went away

[delicate smelt]

@stiff sand And humanity goes "hyperspeed" by opening portals into a place called the warp which is basically a realm of emotions that is currently literally hell due to everything being shit in the 40k universe and the ships drift through slowly taking months to years to arrive all while being attacked by demons

[carmine steppe]

Keep yourself safe? Why thank you very much Lyn

[lusty estuary]

death korps of krieg are french unfortunately

[round mica]

np dude

[light fable]

it's a cringey take that some krieg fans have they're like a mix of ww1 factions armourwise and weapons

[twin flower]

[twin flower]

You know ive been into TC because of said austhetics

[clear wharf]

They always wear gas masks
They give off a soldiers hailing from a harsh apocalyptic world

[twin flower]

Like medieval ish armor with world war austhetics

[tawny hearth]

yeah they were a "this looks cool" faction when they were made from GWs viewpoint

[carmine steppe]

Yeah reading stuff like Deathworlder it's actually kind of depressing, few jokes and everything sucks in Lazuli, the planet

[tawny hearth]

its why orks will always be the best, they remember warhammers roots

[lusty estuary]

i do think while kriegers are a bit of a hodgepodge of WW1 uniforms and equipment they still shine through as predominantly french which is good because french tailors and armor smiths were locked tf in during WW1

[light fable]

I like aesthetics even with some horrible history tied to it I think the praetorian guard are hilarious

[gilded socket]

Is it wrong to want a gf who can pick me up

Taller or not

[tawny hearth]

people like strong people all the time

[twin flower]

who says its wrong

[round mica]

ew why would you like something beingmade by.... the.... french...?

[carmine steppe]

That really wasn't the question 😭

[carmine steppe]

Expedition 33 exist

[twin flower]

am i wrong tho

[carmine steppe]

Sadly it's a very french game and it's so good

[lusty estuary]

take a look at the adrian helmet and say that again, worm.

[gilded socket]

Girl who can give me uppies

[round mica]

adrian please explain the friend group

[tawny hearth]

when i finally play this game in like 3 years i'm gonna be so grumpy if its not an actual top 10 game lol

[twin flower]

never played it either

[round mica]

i think killed itself

[carmine steppe]

It's like a 90-93

[languid hazel]

Nyo :3

[round mica]

nvm its still alive

[half rain]

dawg I need a team to play with for auric

these randoms are so garbage

[round mica]

nil what the fuck are those emotes

[twin flower]

[half rain]

'yes, we will matchmake you with 2 hive scum who can't dodge and you will like it'

[tawny hearth]

so its on par with Mcdonald's Treasure Land Adventure by Treasure on the sega genesis?

[lusty estuary]

i'm gonna be honest i don't really know

[light fable]

2 hive scum with 4 peglegs total

[carmine steppe]

Maybe, the thing about judging an old game is that you have to judge it on its era

[twin flower]

i mean

[carmine steppe]

Like maybe McDonald's treasure something was the best game of that age or console era

[round mica]

dope

[tawny hearth]

lol i was being funny but also serious, thats one of the single best platformer games of its era, a true hidden gem... same devs as gunstar heroes

[twin flower]

a game about mcdonalds tho?

how much praise do you think that got

[round mica]

"I see corporate roped you into this too, huh Mr Ronald..."

[light fable]

they replaced ronald with the grinch

[round mica]

"Maybe if you collect enough McNuggets, I'll have an upgrade for you..."

[carmine steppe]

It was a weird era, the movies and companies videogames I mean

[tawny hearth]

lol its one of the few branded games that was good, its up there with the chex doom game

[light fable]

funnily I've not seen much ronald based mcdonalds stuff for years I think he got taken out

like the noid

[hushed cipher]

We need a replacement for him asap

[round mica]

yeah they pulled him to the back of the restaurant and shot him

[hushed cipher]

King will be missed.

[round mica]

they like shot him dude like he's actually dead and i mean like dead dead

[light fable]

damn he only had one ketchup packet worth of blood no way he'd survive that

[tawny hearth]

yeah a couple of the games had some really talented devs pulled in for NO reason and treasure land adventure was one of those, its a super unique and fun game in the same way gunstar heroes was

[round mica]

yeah no dude there was just a splat of blood on the ground it was kinda gruesome

shit fuck i meant ketchup

[carmine steppe]

Well there is a reason, money

[round mica]

im such a stupid fuckin chudette i should kill myself

[light fable]

he did have blood it was just in a quantity to that of a single ketchup packet

[tawny hearth]

well yeah

[carmine steppe]

Anyway play Expedition 33, it's a great french game

[round mica]

KKKlairs obscure expedition 1488

[light fable]

do the protagonists at any point within the game use a baguette as a weapon

[tawny hearth]

fable 1 and 2 are pretty fun tbh

[carmine steppe]

🥖🍟 🇫🇷

[light fable]

I googled it they do

[carmine steppe]

You can get those stereotypical french clothes for your characters

[light fable]

they play into the stereotype

[carmine steppe]

Yeah a little bit

[carmine steppe]

It's just you against the world 🌎🌍

[tawny hearth]

i'm gonna start calling french fries "potato baguettes" from now on after seeing these images in this order

[languid hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/esquie-clair-obscur-expedition-33-gif-5272111995487538822

:3

[carmine steppe]

Remember Shadow words of wisdom: "If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I will always have"

Shadow as in the perfect lifeform from sonic

[tawny hearth]

he did realize he could go FAST and carry a gun first

[carmine steppe]

And that's why he is the perfect lifeform, he can use guns

[fast gorge]

[tawny hearth]

sonic was the one time product placement worked on me and my friends, they did a thing with soaps shoes that were meant for rail grinding without a board and we all bought some after playing sonic adventure

[twin flower]

dog

[tawny hearth]

it was more that they did ads with sonic tho i guess and less actual product placement

[half rain]

I am deadass getting more and more fed up with arbitrator players

[tawny hearth]

what are they doing to you lol?

oh the dogs i'm dumb

[half rain]

they have a shotgun they are so inclined to use right

and get this

they do not use it for any ranged guys

[tawny hearth]

oh the weird melee shotgun arby's ive seen running around?

[half rain]

they leave it to me, the guy with the helbore to take care of every ranged enemy right

on auric

[tawny hearth]

is that a youtubers build?

[half rain]

they waste all their ammo on the little groups of enemies right

[light fable]

thats like my prime focus on arb, it's what the shotgun is good for getting those ranged guys out unless they're super far off

[tawny hearth]

yeah i've been seeing arby's act like they are ranged scum and just shotgun everything

[half rain]

I have had 3 separate occasions where they have been incredibly toxic to me too cuz 'I didn't do enough as vet'

[tawny hearth]

they usually get overheaded eventually

[half rain]

NAH THE THING IS THESE GUYS DID NOT USE IT FOR ANYTHING BUT SINGLE POXWALKERS

😭

[twin flower]

prolly cuz most times its vet that takes out elites from what i notice

[half rain]

I cannot take out 2 firing lines with one helbore

while being swarmed cuz the arby is ass

I hate the fucking players oh my god

guys guys

[twin flower]

do be like that

[light fable]

I feel like its a case of randoms being stupid they'd make a similar mistake on other classes

[half rain]

let's make a class where it has more utility than psyker's electricity and more damage at a range than veteran

[tawny hearth]

everyone takes out everything tbh... its a "see it, shoot it, sort it" situation where you respond as you can

[half rain]

OH AND let's give it a shield

[twin flower]

chuck a grenade as a vet problem solved

[half rain]

and the same damage resistance as our tank class

[carmine steppe]

Playing better then them probably

[half rain]

mfw I don't read

[light fable]

I really like the surge staff but wish it synergised with more stuff

[half rain]

buncha illiterates in here I swear

[carmine steppe]

Don't be mad that the arbitrators are better

Nah I'm just kidding

[half rain]

yea I was about to say

[carmine steppe]

I wanted to ragebait you

[half rain]

if you were deadass about these guys being the most insufferable people to play with

[tawny hearth]

good players do play arby, but its like a fun aside because its very very safe

or they just really like a weapon or the dog or something

[half rain]

as someone who maxxed out arbi in a day bcuz it was so easy

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/pissue-gif-9923576791668376584

[half rain]

it isn't fun being invincible

[twin flower]

should have seen it when the Arb came out

[carmine steppe]

Honestly I got to unlock havoc and finished the main story and I haven't touched darktide since

[twin flower]

nigh unstoppable lmao

[tawny hearth]

the arby shock maul is fun and we should have more weapons like it, its fun to weave specials into the combos like that

[carmine steppe]

I'll come back with new maps or something cool

[twin flower]

they could move ahead of the group and still be ok

[light fable]

in games where people play worse than you then call you bad is one of the most annoying things that can happen, no scoreboard makes it bad in darktide sometimes you get some really chud randoms

[half rain]

I hate arbitrators

so much

these people are legit worse than hive scum havoc 40's

[blissful lava]

so does heretics

[half rain]

I might go heretic

make me the next boss

I'd solo

give me all the gimicks too

[blissful lava]

next boss is connection issues

[half rain]

next?

I been stuck on this boss forever

[tawny hearth]

overwatch man, after a dog bit my hand i dropped waaaaaay down in rank because my hand was messed up.... so i get told i'm dumb and bad ALOT recently as i climb back up after healing

[light fable]

felt that really hard

as a tank player for a while

"YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PLAY REIN!!!"

[tawny hearth]

i keep trying to like tank, but i can't lol... i've been a support player since the beta

[half rain]

If I see one more god damn arbitrator main in my auric lobby I'm blowing up a building

[light fable]

my solution is to tell them to get friends so they can choose what others play as

but I'm a shitter because for a good chunk of overwatch I liked to play ball and some people really dont know how to play with ball as tank

it's like watching someone privileged have to be independent

[tawny hearth]

you have to trust fall with ball and thats hard, you have to trust they dont' need you there lol

[light fable]

well with ball it's a matter of "please god just play a bit more independently while I smack their tank around comically"

ball hard countered rein so hard when I got put against him it was so funny

genuinely would just bully him the entire game

[kindred grail]

I demand restitutions I request me beta cuck hat be remade for the new classes 🤌

[light fable]

that'd be funny, beta cuck on arb would be a clash though would work on scum

[kindred grail]

well i imagine it would be made in a more fitting style

[languid hazel]

AWRF!!! >:3

[kindred grail]

but it would be funny to just have the normal helmet

[warm gyro]

I was going to play scum today but I'm going to queue as arby just for you

[half rain]

Perish.

[light fable]

the scales of tertium tip slightly toward order with this choice

watch next class be an upper crust noble, that'd be funny

[weary lotus]

Cant stand karnak twins. Worst mission in the game

[hazy kestrel]

I believe you mean best mission in the game.

[lusty estuary]

just kill the maulers and you're fine

[twin flower]

Best mission is no mans land wym

[lusty estuary]

the karnak twins can't do anything to you they don't know what's going on

[light fable]

train one is fun because it goes fast and is on a train

[lusty estuary]

TRAIN! TRAIN! TRAIN! TRAIN!

[lapis spear]

Twins are fun

[light fable]

I say train I'm not even one of the riders I'm more tread lightly aligned

[visual nebula]

I KEEP GETTING THE TRAIN TOO

WHY?!?!?!

[lusty estuary]

the moebian 53rd needs you to stop that train

[visual nebula]

I also just got kicked from my game...

[light fable]

Commissar Dukane needs you to stop thousands of evil bomb trains

[lusty estuary]

how do they keep getting all of these trains?

[light fable]

the hive city is big there is a lot of trains

[lusty estuary]

someone needs to start looking very closely at the atoman public transport authority.

[light fable]

theres a whole gang based on trains for instance

[lusty estuary]

something isn't right here...

[hazy kestrel]

Commissar Dukane’s voice makes my ears bleed.

Like nails on a chalkboard.

[warm gyro]

its horrible with randoms

[visual nebula]

I got 3 train missions in a row, and then the server crashed on me...

[weary lotus]

Its horrible in general

[warm gyro]

Nope

[hazy kestrel]

Lies, slander.

[light fable]

say the line karnak twins!

[lusty estuary]

there's no flavuh without sport

[light fable]

thats the one

[lusty estuary]

rinda karnak just really likes nba 2k

[hazy kestrel]

YOU NEVAH CHANGE SISTAH, STILL PLAYIN’ WITH YOUR FOOD?

THERE’S NO FLAVA WITHOUT SPORT!

[light fable]

new ea games announcer?

[warm gyro]

This is a weird way to spell Hab Dreyko btw

i also do not care for the mission where you destroy the mountain dew factory but thats far from the worst

[light fable]

often I'm not a fan of some new sayings that take off but chud works, it's like the modern version of troglodyte

[rain idol]

They sound like their jaws are melting off courtesy of nurgle

[lusty estuary]

that's just a side effect of being british

[languid hazel]

I am going to invade the US :3

[sonic knoll]

heretic

[light fable]

lots of different flavours shes got an accent I cant place

[kindred grail]

just funny stuff till someone responds?

[sonic knoll]

nobody invokes the uwu

[lusty estuary]

east london

[kindred grail]

She owo on my uwu till i

[lusty estuary]

the worst one

[cold bone]

Hey gang, i have a Q. If i buy something for vet with aquilas, and then delete the vet, will i still be able to use the cosmetics? or is it use it then lose it

[lusty estuary]

the cosmetics are account based so yes you'll still have them

[languid hazel]

;3

[cold bone]

oh thank god. I have been burned before, so i was double checking -glares at guild wars 2-

[light fable]

you can also edit everything about a character with dockets so I dont know why you'd want to delete a character

[lusty estuary]

for the love of the game

[lusty estuary]

i really don't like soy dog

[light fable]

when the slop has maggots

[fast gorge]

slop with maggots coming on thursday guys

new slop just a few days away

slop you've never even heard of

[light fable]

hive scum cosmetics thursday got to beleeb!

[lusty estuary]

take that soyjak off me right fucking now

this does NOT receive the cobson seal of approval

[round mica]

chat what blessings and perks do i put on the helbore lasgun?

[cold bone]

I havnt played since the circus was new 😛 the changing of personality wasnt a thing then

[light fable]

the discord super emoji thing makes it so much worse holy shit

[lusty estuary]

fuck the ufo super react is so funny

tactical soyjak deployment

[fast gorge]

cia agents in 2025:

[round mica]

chaaat please this is the 3rd time im askingthis and beingignored

[lusty estuary]

what.

[light fable]

I see I take big breaks too, sometimes but been feeling it more lately

[lusty estuary]

oh

[fast gorge]

run n' gun

[round mica]

breh

[light fable]

no blessings take that thing raw and nasty

[lusty estuary]

i want to say carapace and flak for perks but then i don't remember what that thing can even do to carapace

[fast gorge]

[nocturne bloom]

I mean it can 1 shot crushers

[cold bone]

Is the recon still stupidly busted on vet when fully leveled?

[fast gorge]

yeah

[stark bobcat]

its okay

[fast gorge]

if you build around crit chance

[cold bone]

The lasgun hose never changes then 😛

[lusty estuary]

would the blessing combo be surgical and weight of fire for helbore?

i remember that's what i had on mine ages ago in the dark times

[round mica]

[fast gorge]

use the boltgun.

[round mica]

no i want the helbore

[fast gorge]

TWO pings at once

who are you working with

spawn of the devil

agent of the dreat deciever

WHO

[lusty estuary]

dreat

[round mica]

idk

[round mica]

what about the mk shovel

[nocturne bloom]

Iirc surgical and then the other is more of something to compliment your build style

WOF is all rounder though

[fast gorge]

accursed abominable foul beastly misanthrope!!

[cold bone]

Do yall think fatshark will make the weapon extention mod a part of the game? (I imagine this question comes up daily, sorry)

[languid hazel]

Chat I am feeling

HYPER

;3

[fast gorge]

sorry to hear that

please take your seasonal depression pill

[light fable]

very unlikely

[nocturne bloom]

I hope you get better

[round mica]

should i use Infernus? it does fire

[cold bone]

T_T damn. its too useful to not have, for me atleast. iron sights hurt my soul

[round mica]

[astral basin]

Fucking a

[round mica]

damage

[nocturne bloom]

On... a helbore?

[fast gorge]

infernus on a helbore is not really going to do much

[lusty estuary]

skull crusher and uncanny maybe

[light fable]

changing the sights on some of those guns would be nice

[astral basin]

Hi ho hi ho
Off to hell i go

[languid hazel]

I have. It’s called HORMONES =^w^=

[fast gorge]

sigma respect button

i salute you

[round mica]

idk it could be funny

what about hot-shot

[fast gorge]

w chat

chat smiles

[round mica]

i didnt mean to also reacrt thatmessage

i wanted to steal the emote

[lusty estuary]

do not steal my emote

i can just send you the version without the pig hand

[fast gorge]

this is my original sonic oc do not steal

[round mica]

i unfortrunately cant steal reactionsfor some reason

[hollow karma]

Just popped a benny to help me sleep, how do I fight the hatman?

[tawny hearth]

we planning an emote heist?

[nocturne bloom]

Is that why people keep using emotes i use

[somber stream]

😼

[cold bone]

iv got a reflex sight on my spearhead boltgun lol, its a blast. shame i cant send images yet T_T

[fast gorge]

take more

[light fable]

you can

[hushed cipher]

[round mica]

my dumb chudette brain didnt unlock skullcrusher

[light fable]

just not in here

[hollow karma]

Fuckin bet I’ll take 4

[fast gorge]

"yet"

the image perms are never coming.

[light fable]

you've got convict you can in the channels images are allowed in

[lusty estuary]

general chat isn't allowed image perms because of what our forefathers did

[cold bone]

whre CAN i send it o.o

[nocturne bloom]

Whaaaat pshhhh

[round mica]

should i use weight of fire in the helbore

[nocturne bloom]

For now

[fast gorge]

they had us thrown from the garden of heaven

[light fable]

the class channels and manufactorum

[round mica]

ok so surgical and weight of fire

[hollow karma]

Did it hurt?

[nocturne bloom]

Typically, most commonly built

[somber stream]

Helbore is really good when there's people standing in front to take the beating for ye

A wee difficult to shoot things point blank

[round mica]

yeah with vet i barely rush at all so im fine :3

[lusty estuary]

just like in real life

[fast gorge]

false

i never miss.

[nocturne bloom]

Its just good if you have good aim, chunks bosses, 1 shots most everything under

[somber stream]

Take about 3 for crusher for me, i use the fast variant

[nocturne bloom]

My vet build 1 shots them

[hollow karma]

Helbore is cool bc pointy at the end

[nocturne bloom]

But I havent played for like, 3 months

[fast gorge]

yeah

that build

is gone.

the great reset

[gilded socket]

Licht

[somber stream]

Yes?

[twin dirge]

Fuckin loser I'm off today

[gilded socket]

Licht

[twin dirge]

that's a lie

[nocturne bloom]

Where there's a will there's a way

[twin dirge]

[somber stream]

Are you going to ask anything or are you going to keep saying my name

[twin dirge]

Licht

[nocturne bloom]

Licht 🗣️

[somber stream]

Okay

[hollow karma]

Donkey!

[twin dirge]

What's your favorite gun on scum

[somber stream]

Uzis

[jaunty path]

gay

[somber stream]

[fast gorge]

sigma respect button

[twin dirge]

Fair fair

[hushed cipher]

Licht

Schlampe.

[hazy kestrel]

Licht

[somber stream]

We're not doing this

[gilded socket]

Hi

[somber stream]

Hello Maxine

[gilded socket]

Licht

[hushed cipher]

May we?

[sinful pecan]

Lichtma balls

[hushed cipher]

Shoot yo best shot

[hushed cipher]

Your

Fuck

[gilded socket]

Your

Fuck

[sinful pecan]

Your

[hushed cipher]

Silen e

[sinful pecan]

Fuck

[hushed cipher]

AILENCE

[gilded socket]

Silen e

[hushed cipher]

Nvm BUR

[twin dirge]

I liked it when Licht said it was Lichting time and Lichted all over the place?

[gilded socket]

Alience

[hushed cipher]

Bye

[sinful pecan]

Fr

[hazy kestrel]

You’re.

[gilded socket]

Nvm BUR

[lusty estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/black-cat-dandelion-cat-silly-kitty-she-was-a-fairy-gif-14702056371420778419

[hollow karma]

It’s all good ray take ur time

[hushed cipher]

Kill. Me.

[fast gorge]

she was only 40k you sick fuck

[gilded socket]

Kill. Me.

[gilded socket]

PMAN

[hushed cipher]

I need to get hammered in the skull

Frfr

[gilded socket]

Americ*n

[fast gorge]

dude i am soooo buzzed rn....off my mind on 1 orange juice

[hushed cipher]

1 choccy milk

[fast gorge]

people that say choccy milk

[gilded socket]

Choccy

[hollow karma]

That shit will mess u up fr

[lusty estuary]

chalky milk

[hushed cipher]

What about people that say choccy milk

Go on

[fast gorge]

if i speak i'll get banned

[gilded socket]

Choccy

[hushed cipher]

Don't be shy

Mate

[fast gorge]

but know i plan violence.

[lusty estuary]

speak truth to power or don't speak at all

you're afraid

[astral basin]

Toddler

[somber stream]

Infant.

[astral basin]

I said it

[fast gorge]

if i'll get shot for one 6 7 joke i dont wish to test waters any further

[gilded socket]

Big penis fishmen arent real youre just mentally ill

[fast gorge]

1

(one)

6 1.

[hollow karma]

66+1

[fast gorge]

dude soyjacking at banana sticker

[hushed cipher]

Cowards.

[gilded socket]

Loser

[nocturne bloom]

Friendly fire woah

[twin dirge]

Fuck man

[lusty estuary]

rolling a d20 and if i get above a 1 i'm gonna go have a glass of chocolate almond milk

[gilded socket]

Lamier

[twin dirge]

I shaved and look like I'm 12 now

[gilded socket]

Shhh

[fast gorge]

almond

points and laughs

[gilded socket]

Go to dagestan

[fast gorge]

hearty chuckle

[nocturne bloom]

Never shave

[lusty estuary]

i have to silence myself from speaking the truth because the masses aren't ready to hear it yet

i'm like jesus in that way

[somber stream]

A bit of a brain lag going on today are we?

[cold bone]

Shhhh dont say that... you'l attract the attention of a helldiver...

[gilded socket]

Licht

[twin dirge]

If you nat 1 I die laughing

[lusty estuary]

i got a 4

[nocturne bloom]

What if I want that

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message

[cold bone]

https://tenor.com/view/willem-dafoe-gif-12955705329524728485

[gilded socket]

Meat reveal on thrustday

[cold bone]

i see helpods...

[hushed cipher]

I am one

[nocturne bloom]

Jinx player spotted, blocked 🤢

[lusty estuary]

what if instead of hellpods the helldivers deployed in smellpods

[fast gorge]

ughrhhghhg...smelly...

[astral basin]

Leona main when i played on mobile

[fast gorge]

[light fable]

like the firepods booster that makes people think you're throwing if you take it

[nocturne bloom]

Wild rift dont count

[light fable]

I like the fact it keeps people on their toes about supply pods and culls the week in fire

[twin dirge]

What if instead of Helldivers, they called us freakdivers, and instead of spreading democracy, we spread each other's legs

[lusty estuary]

it is kind of a useless booster but it's also funny

[cold bone]

Stun pods or sprint takes health perk!

Speedrunning getting kicked from the lobby, any%

[astral basin]

Well excuse me for not having access to a comp to immerse myself FULLY to the filth

[astral basin]

Aki

Aki no

[twin dirge]

I used to be a dirty Sion main

[astral basin]

Dont fall to the dark side aki

[twin dirge]

It's fun running it down top

[light fable]

I was a helldivers 1 fan and I like helldivers 2 but it got old for me fast sadly

[nocturne bloom]

Sion is cool until you learn mord

[astral basin]

Me when galio
Screaming oh yeah into every team fight

[twin dirge]

We played some runs without you on Nightreign, got fuckin stomped

[cold bone]

As long as you have a C-01, i dont see why not

[somber stream]

Ashe main

[twin dirge]

I wanted to play mord so bad, taking people to Detroit and breaking their back sounds peak

[nocturne bloom]

The amount of galios that dive me in my sentry on cas just for me to freeze them is hilarious

[lusty estuary]

i think i understand why arrowhead struggles with designing worthwhile boosters because you have to tread a fine line, you can't have them be too substantial because then they become no brainer picks but you still want them to do something

it's just also a lot of them still suck

[twin dirge]

Stun pods

Peak gameplay

[cold bone]

-stares in commisar-

[gilded socket]

Fellow losered

[fast gorge]

i'm 6'7 and daimond five in overwatch btw

waiut where are you going?!?!

[lusty estuary]

what if instead of helldivers we were smelldivers

[somber stream]

But

[astral basin]

The galio life is a tough one
You can run someone down, lock them up for so long
But the moment your team doesnt even attempt to aggro
You get back handed so hard …

[gilded socket]

Licht

[jaunty path]

get taller or shorter or die.

[fast gorge]

no

[somber stream]

You fight in a rubber suit, you're smelly 99% of the time

[nocturne bloom]

Pretty much leona, I like stunning people indefinitely

[gilded socket]

Licht

[lusty estuary]

rubber batman fights in a rubber suit and he smells fine

[gloomy void]

What about spreading them alien legs instead

[nocturne bloom]

Or stun locking them in a sentry early game

[fast gorge]

holy fuck helldiver latex commision

im sorry.

[lusty estuary]

i forgive you

[nocturne bloom]

Plus leona has my favorite skins

[astral basin]

So we go ap
And we cant elbow bomb as much
Bc we are zoning w wings
When everything say get in my hands so i can squeeze you like a stress ball

[cold bone]

All im picturing is the squeek of latex as 4 gimp suit wearing divers run across the map.
Squeek squeek squeek squeek....

[hushed cipher]

Let's losered together shall we?

[somber stream]

Yep

Imagine the sweat collected in your boots

[gilded socket]

Yes lets

[cold bone]

You would put a pimp to shame with how much baby powder you would need

[astral basin]

Leona on aram is absolutely hilarious
Just beef the armor skill
And wait for later levels to do the hook
Watch them try to pick you and get domed

[lusty estuary]

the combat dolls are flocking to helldivers after the release of the new latex themed warbond

[astral basin]

Latex warbond? Tf?

[somber stream]

Coming soon™ to your local Super Destroyer

[cold bone]

I am pretty sure there are already mods for latex diver outfits.

sudden surge of "Latex diver" google searches breaks google trends

[astral basin]

I wouldn’t call it latex but uh
Yeah

[cold bone]

Freedom plastics

[lusty estuary]

most of those are usually just because the mod creator ripped an nsfw model off google and couldn't get the clothes to match the proportions

[somber stream]

Don't look up Latex helldivers on google

[twin dirge]

I have a latex diver suit

[fast gorge]

latex ogryn

[twin dirge]

It's my suicide suit

I throw myself into bug holes and come out a father

[somber stream]

You know

[lusty estuary]

surely an ogryn would hate being in such restrictive clothing

[somber stream]

If a German woman wear a leather pants to your first date

High chance that she also has a latex suit at home

[cold bone]

Promise?

[twin dirge]

I mean

It's a high probability

[lusty estuary]

what if she just likes leather pants?

[light fable]

assassinorum themed cosmetics?

[somber stream]

Idk

[light fable]

got that vindicare ogryn skin

[lusty estuary]

what do you know...

list three things you know

[somber stream]

The things i know, that i know

I don't know what i don't know

[twin dirge]

Chat how do people stay in the bath/shower for so long

[lusty estuary]

warm

[twin dirge]

Y'all don't get out when you start turning into a raisin?

[nocturne bloom]

My high-school German teacher can back this genuinely