general-chat

[surreal onyx]

I’d be stoked for him if they did something with custodes. They’re his favs.

Talk about a dream come true.

[fiery wave]

Funny. I always preferred Chaos daemons and Eldar, lul.

[round mica]

CHAAAAT should i play darktide or NOOOOT

[carmine steppe]

They always make up lore and so far every 40k game consults with the black library on what they can do or use, it's not really a problem for Warhammer

[light fable]

I'd like some of the other marines to get highlights though if they do something marine I like white scars their armour designs are cool

[surreal onyx]

[carmine steppe]

That's fine I like Admech and Necrons the most

[languid hazel]

I bet that Warhammer thing that Henry Cavill is in will have him as a sister of battle :3

[light fable]

never enough ork stuff

[surreal onyx]

[zenith glade]

Stinky felinid girl

[light fable]

Gorkamorka tv show would go hard, though I guess that'd just be mad max adjacent

[fiery wave]

Non-SM Chaos actually. All the side stuff.

[carmine steppe]

"Sister Cavill-chan I need help purging the mutant and the heretic UwU"

[carmine steppe]

What?

[fiery wave]

As in, continues from my last message.

[languid hazel]

Mrow :3

[carmine steppe]

Warhammer+ has a few animated episodes on the orks

[carmine steppe]

Okay...

[lusty estuary]

the age of sigmar orks episode for hammer & bolter is actually pretty good

[fiery wave]

All SM is boring.

[light fable]

never enough

[round mica]

[carmine steppe]

Sorry the Grey Knights exist

[lusty estuary]

i don't really like orks in the context of age of sigmar but then i'm bias becaused i also don't fw AoS but that episode put a smile on my face

those orks just really wanted to be thunderwarriors

[fiery wave]

Marty stus are always boring.

[lusty estuary]

why doesn't sigmar turn non-humans into thunder warriors

surely there are some heroic skaven out there who just need a break.

[carmine steppe]

We will slaughter and cover ourselves in holy blood to finish our mission- a really pure purificator Grey Knight

[light fable]

I hope we get some old world stuff, I'm not super thrilled about really early old world stuff but it's good its sorta back

[lusty estuary]

wait not thunderwarriors thats 40k

stormcast eternals

i'm a little dumb.

[light fable]

they are warriors that come from the thunder your mistake is an easy one to make

[carmine steppe]

1 it's the stormcast and 2 he can't

He can only bring back humans as far as I am aware but I think there is one book that opens up the possibility of bringing back aelfs and Duardin

Not Skaven tho

[lusty estuary]

sigmar is missing out on prime stormcast real estate...

[carmine steppe]

Maybe it has something to do with not being demons?

[lusty estuary]

are skavens daemons...?

[carmine steppe]

No, technically not

That's why they could attack the Seraphon in end times

[lusty estuary]

there's no problem then sigmar give a skaven slave a hammer

[dull hamlet]

sigmar chud

[carmine steppe]

You can't tame a Skaven

They will kill-stab you as soon as they get the chance

[gilded socket]

Sigmar is for chuds

[light fable]

I like sigmar when he's not around, it's like with gods in fantasy settings once they come out I lose all my interest in funny zealots

[rocky heart]

is there a way to make bots pick up tomes/scriptures

[lusty estuary]

no unfortunately

[carmine steppe]

I will not take this SIGMAR SLANDER

[rocky heart]

rip

[lusty estuary]

bots aren't capable of doing anything save for attacking enemies

[carmine steppe]

He is 10 times better than the emperor and actually learns from his mistakes

[fair bridge]

severance and pluribus are very very good

especially severance

[lusty estuary]

i still need to finish season 2 of severance it wasn't all out when i started watching it

[light fable]

I've a friend who keeps nagging me about watching severance but I've seen nothing on it

[fair bridge]

me and bf were obsessed with it

it's fantastic

[carmine steppe]

Sigmar is so woke he works with Aelfs, Duardin, the green trees, the daughters of Khain and sometimes Orks and the forces of death

[light fable]

and from other sources I've heard a little more about pluribus and the concept is interesting

[lusty estuary]

severance nailed the feeling you get working for an old family owned business to a T

[carmine steppe]

It's good but honestly I want to wait until season 3 comes out so I don't have to wait

[fair bridge]

fair

the wait from season 1 was awful 😭

it had such a solid finale

[dull hamlet]

How do relationships work in WH

[carmine steppe]

I was so pissed when I saw spiderman through the spiderverse

[lusty estuary]

what do you mean

[dull hamlet]

Couples, lovers, do they exist or is there only war?

[carmine steppe]

Cause the movie is so good but they just go "all of this was a setup for the next movie lmao fuck you"

[lusty estuary]

no, love exists in the 40k universe

[carmine steppe]

Relationships and love exists in Warhammer, although it's of small importance

[lusty estuary]

people are getting into relationships all the time

people are still living out their lives in the 40k universe it's just there's also a forever war

[dull hamlet]

Love is a luxury, yes?

[carmine steppe]

There's a reason the astra militarum are a swarm army 😭

[carmine steppe]

No, people fuck like crazy in hive cities

[dull hamlet]

Holy std

[lusty estuary]

if anything the forever war isn't actually that important to the vast majority of people save for like where it would intersect with their lives like service in the guard or similar PDFs

[carmine steppe]

Yeah there are plenty to go around

[lusty estuary]

people still get into relationships and fuck and do all of that

[dull hamlet]

Army's don't build themselves I suppose

[lusty estuary]

there's not even necessarily any kind of dystopian restrictions like if you're a woman and you fuck a woman you go to space jail the imperium is all free love and rock n roll or whatever

[light fable]

well have you heard about arbitrators and the lex?

they love it

[carmine steppe]

Exactly

[light fable]

damn

thwarted by a comma

[misty trench]

big recommend, you can do some very funny shit with hyperviolence

[carmine steppe]

Unless you are a Xeno or a mutant or someone thinks you are a heretic

[lusty estuary]

i should've put a comma to be begin with obviously the arbites are in romantic relationships with their favorite books

[tired steeple]

About the earlier questions

[dull hamlet]

Warden as the moderator role is funny

[tired steeple]

In rogue trader you meet a woman saying she’s engaged to a guy stationed elsewhere

So people get married and shit

[light fable]

it's not just a book it's a concept if you burned an arbitrators lex they'd go "the lex is within me all along!"

[tired steeple]

It’s not rare

[carmine steppe]

Also the Astra Militarum fight like 70% of the threats to mankind, and they need a lot of people to do that

[dull hamlet]

@tired steeple is your PFP from Alice: Madness Returns?

[tired steeple]

It is

[lusty estuary]

obviously but like it helps to have a book they can snuggle at night like the weird freaks they are

[half rain]

elite ball knowledge

[dull hamlet]

I love that game, I've played it 4 times over

[light fable]

half of everyone in 40k is snuggling with some sort of strange object

[tired steeple]

I’ve been playing through it

[dull hamlet]

Really good hair physics for a game made in 2009

[carmine steppe]

In ice worlds they do it with each other, to conserve warmth

[supple thorn]

Ello all

[half rain]

valhallan ice warriors also having the highest homosexuality rate among the imperial guard makes sense now

[dull hamlet]

Öyo

[carmine steppe]

Where does it say that?

[light fable]

I like that the valhallans are characterised in the ciaphas cain books are having the AC on when the temperature isnt freezing in their quarters

[half rain]

I made it the fuck up

[lusty estuary]

no the catachan jungle fighters are probably the gayest regiment

[tired steeple]

I also noticed this lmao

[carmine steppe]

🙄

[lusty estuary]

shirtless buff men everywhere

[tired steeple]

Where did I leave off

I think I got to queensland

[carmine steppe]

They do have a deep bond with every other member of the regiment and all catachans

[light fable]

wouldnt it be the krieg with their comradery

[dull hamlet]

I'd be so happy if it got a remaster

[supple thorn]

Ello mate

[carmine steppe]

That's the only way they survive on catachan

[tired steeple]

Hahaha no this franchise is a stiff

[lusty estuary]

the kriegers are also probably gay yes

[dull hamlet]

Not many Alice games :[

[tired steeple]

I lamented alice: asylum not long ago

Shit made me wanna solemnly smoke a cigarette by the window

[dull hamlet]

American McGee's version looks.. interesting

[tired steeple]

I played the first game as well

It was pretty good

And required despite being 10 YEARS OLDER THAN ITS SEQUEL

space marine 2 did this as well but at least sm1 wasn’t a requirement

[dull hamlet]

I flee

[tired steeple]

I do enjoy alice a lot though it’s been a really fun series

[light fable]

also theres like a handful of guard regiments that go shirtless many forgotten about

[tired steeple]

Catachans

One of my favourite regiments, surprisingly

[half rain]

valhallan ice warriors and armageddon steel legion are my favs

[carmine steppe]

There are soo cool and the books are good

[tired steeple]

Armageddon are my main favourite

I think after that it’s elysians

[half rain]

they have sick ass tanks ngl

armageddon pattern baneblade my beloved

[lusty estuary]

i know the kaleodon hunters are largely shirtless but they still wear like a cataphract armor shoulder veil so that doesn't count

[light fable]

I'm looking up obscure ones and the Tangar woad warriors seem like they go into battle naked from art I've seen or in loincloths though there is very little info on them

[lusty estuary]

not a shirtless regiment but jopall indentured squadrons my beloved

fat shark give us a jopall regiment set NOW

[tired steeple]

Warhammer fantasy has flagellants

[light fable]

I know it's sort of a common trope but I think sci fi soldiers working for big company is a funny trope

[tired steeple]

They’re skinny fuckers that just run into combat with cloths and cage helmets

Or just bald

With nothing on their heads

[wispy wadi]

I heard my name

[light fable]

dont forget the scriptures often attached to them

[fair bridge]

bald?

[light fable]

I like that in mordheim my witch hunter rank and file troops are old men with books stapled to their chests as medium armour

[wispy wadi]

At least we got shirtless Ogryn back

[lusty estuary]

oh the luggnum sewer rats i forgot how fucking funny their uniform is

[fair bridge]

[lusty estuary]

fucking white cotton t-shirt and a big ass kilt

[light fable]

they roll up on a vampire pass the fear check and beat his ass with hammers while he's like "Vaat are you doing you are supposed to fear me!"

[lusty mist]

hey, what is a maelstorm mission?

[lusty estuary]

maelstroms are the missions that bridge auric to havoc where they have multiple modifiers but not many stat changes

[lapis basin]

Lockheed Martin

[light fable]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/709513189406015518/1377818561849852067/unknown.png?ex=6953d147&is=69527fc7&hm=98bd261095cd97a36899a950fa59d88a87c2e59ece2f6f91c091621239630618&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1536&height=864 one of my guys looked like this for gods sake, I feel like if I played much longer he'd still be around with only 1 leg still joining in on the vampire pounding

epic embed failure

essentially one of my henchmen had only 1 arm and 1 eye

[frail bane]

On the.. what

[light fable]

mordheim, the message I was linking to was about the witch hunter warband I had, flagellants from fantasy were mentioned and they're a unit in that warband

and pounding those vampires with hammers

gotta love it when the angry mob of old people works out

[gilded socket]

Wruuffff

[quick surge]

What the hell is going on with auric at the moment, seems the new best tactic mainly been done by arbities and scum is to run into a room kill 2 maybe 3 things and then run 500m away and either hid behind your shield or scum cram themselves into a corner and pop anything that comes there way with the needle gun while your team mates are getting there arses handed to them from everything you agro'd on the way?

[drowsy prawn]

this is what happens when there's no deranking 😏

[clever horizon]

Pub gamers

[jaunty path]

newbies will be newbies

[jaunty path]

PULL OFF THIS MANS SKIN

[half rain]

I am legit 2 xp from max on my vet

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[nocturne bloom]

Every single day you dont play you get deranked once

[drowsy prawn]

they grind enough at 10% winrate and then spam auric shotting all bursters on sight

[jaunty path]

dogshit

[drowsy prawn]

thank god I don't have to queue into that slopfest now the event is over 😌

[jaunty path]

I think the wall for getting to a higher difficulty should be beating a difficulty 5 times in a row without dying

I think it would force ppl to get good

some atleast.

[half rain]

I unlocked auric letsgoooooooooooooooooooo

[jaunty path]

prepare for immense CBT

[half rain]

never gonna play it

dw

[jaunty path]

vro

play auric

now.

[half rain]

no

[jaunty path]

y

;(

[half rain]

I grinded all day and now I'm burnt out for today

plus I been playing only randomssssss

[jaunty path]

grind more so you can grind more tomorrow!!

[half rain]

nobody funny is on rn cuh

😔

[jaunty path]

wdym

grind anyway!!

[half rain]

but I don't wannaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[jaunty path]

If I can do an auric Maelstrom every day you can too!!

quit your job

play video games all day

[half rain]

I'll do one more game

😔

w peer pressure

[jaunty path]

:)

[half rain]

it can't be that hard

I can easily do damnation as vet

it can't be that bad

this is what we call foreshadowing

[misty trench]

just don't get hit lol

[jaunty path]

Its literally just damnation with modifiers

:p

[nocturne bloom]

How will I whale then???

[jaunty path]

tf does that mean

[half rain]

kill whales

that's what it means

[pine cedar]

Guys I think my dnd crew is plotting to kill the character I romanced

[round mica]

spending irl money on games

like

cosmetics

[half rain]

o

[pine cedar]

Might just turn to chaos if they do

[drowsy prawn]

kill them irl (in minecraft)

[jaunty path]

I need to update my resume

maybe I can get job

[pine cedar]

That’s works. Do you know how to get an untraceable vehicle?

[jaunty path]

I'm still like

on the fence about it cuz yea I need work but at the same time i'm unsure if I'm mentally ready for that

[drowsy prawn]

Sir, I'm an upstanding citizen and wouldn't know anything of such a suspicious nature.

[gilded socket]

Arrwwoooo

[nocturne bloom]

If you genuinely want a good job you have to sacrifice a year of your time working a shitty job to get a good recommendation from that boss

[pine cedar]

McDonald’s the people working with me were really helpful

[lusty estuary]

it gets easier when you actually start working

[pine cedar]

Ok now let’s presume you need one for legal reasons. Now how would you do it?

[nocturne bloom]

Yep, completely distracts you from yourself

[lusty estuary]

i think it's easy to get really in your head about it like "i won't be able to handle this or that or all of this" but once you get past the hurdle that is actually getting a job its easier

[jaunty path]

Thanks for the Advice lamia, could you also just start giving me money?

:3

[lusty estuary]

i was like that when i had to quit my old job and jump to my current one

[half rain]

well that was not fun at all

[jaunty path]

LOL

[half rain]

my whole team rage quit

[nocturne bloom]

Except in my case if I dont do my job 400+ people get sick

[half rain]

and now I'm alone

:C

[nocturne bloom]

Whats in it for me

[jaunty path]

get gud

[lusty estuary]

because i had no ability to imagine what working in a factory would even be like so i kept having moments where i was like "there's no fucking way i can do any of this" and then i actually started working and it was easy

[half rain]

how is that my fault

:C

[jaunty path]

Something amazing happens

[jaunty path]

u suk

[half rain]

I'm a veteran and got paired with 3 hive scum players who thought they could take on a crusher squad without me

[jaunty path]

they can

[half rain]

well they didn't

:p

[lusty estuary]

you didn't support them enough.

[half rain]

cuz they all went down at the exact same time then left the match

[lusty estuary]

hive scum players need YOUR energy

[jaunty path]

Yeah spuppet they lost- LOL HJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[lusty estuary]

be their cheerleader

[tawny hearth]

one of them should have hit G or F

[jaunty path]

ACTUALLY HILARIOUS

[half rain]

they shouldn't have ran off in the middle of a horde that wasn't even a problem

[jaunty path]

Hivescum isn't even that hard to play

You have bottomless dodge and stamina dawg

[half rain]

😔

[lusty estuary]

you don't understand

[half rain]

these guys dude

[tawny hearth]

spreading out is usually a good idea during horde events, you don't want to all crowd on the same space

[lusty estuary]

if they didn't kill that horde then nurgle would've won

[jaunty path]

they SHOULDVE

HIVESCUM IS V1 ULTRAKILL

ITS NOT DIFFICULT.

[half rain]

they barreled through a wall of enemies to get to 8 crushers that all did their overheads and one tapped all 3 of them

[drowsy prawn]

then you solo clutched that match like a real chad right

[jaunty path]

Rampage, stimpack, desperato

it's not difficult.

Just DODGE

[lusty estuary]

your dodge angle is so insane on hive scum i have no fucking idea how you even let a crusher kill you unless it sneaks up on you

[light fable]

loony tunes death

[jaunty path]

pickpocket gives you infinite ammunition as well

[lusty estuary]

or you get stuck in a corner i guess

[nocturne bloom]

My 5/5 auric storm survivor only went through because everyone left when they got downed and the bots revived me

[half rain]

surprisingly I'm sitting in the elevator rn waiting for the last guy who joined my match to hop in

holy shit we won

🙏

[jaunty path]

even when you run out, dry dodging is still good for dodging an overhead

[tawny hearth]

like i said one of them should have hit g or f, the problem wasn't that they surged at the threat, its that they didn't use one of the bunch of tools all scum have to deal with things

[jaunty path]

Pay attention to you dodge count and stamina

Your stamina refills so fucking quickly

[lusty estuary]

no i get stuck in corners all the time as hive scum and come out the other end unscathed these PEOPLE have no excuse

it's so crazy

[jaunty path]

Unless you're underleveled

[half rain]

what I'm sayin

[lusty estuary]

in the time it takes for you to exit a slide you get a quarter of your stamina back

[jaunty path]

you either have a shit build or bad play style

[half rain]

the latter fs

[lusty estuary]

fuck. atoma needs me.

[half rain]

they operated like they played ogryn

ngl

[jaunty path]

I FEEL LIKE FAST OGYRN

[spark shoal]

Food service isn't so bad as long as you can get in with a small business instead of a corporate franchise. A lot of franchisees see you as just a number, and it's more of the same working for the company itself. Smaller businesses are less likely to be callous because their reputation is actually on the line, and are often run by salt-of-the-earth people.

[jaunty path]

I even took a break from scum cuz it felt too powerful

[half rain]

give ogryn the gloves of running urgently

[tawny hearth]

scum is tankier then oggy when played the same way tbh, the only class outright tankier than melee scum atm is arby, psyker isn't tankier but has more tools to avoid needing to be tanky

[jaunty path]

whoever says buff scum are goddamn apes pretending to be human

[half rain]

90% of the hive scum I have encountered are really selfish or don't like sticking with the team

[gilded socket]

Im fuckkg

[half rain]

w fuckkg

[tawny hearth]

a certain amount of spreading out is good again, i get antsy if i'm stading with all 3 people and will go about 1 and a half coherency away

[lusty estuary]

i think the only thing they need to change on scum is your stimm not recharging while it's in use i think it makes having a big ass stimm kind of pointless

and like

[spark shoal]

That's because if they don't run ahead, they have to compete with Arbitrator Shotgun Ape #9001 for kills to keep frenzy or Desperado active.

[lusty estuary]

enhanced desperado should also let you be immune to snipers

[spark shoal]

Just dodge them.

[lusty estuary]

if only because i keep being the last person alive on my team because everyone else somehow got killed by the eight snipers that spawned

[half rain]

this

[lusty estuary]

well see that's not the problem

[spark shoal]

Or run DSP and kill them first.

[half rain]

or have a compitent veteran to kill them before you even know it spawned

[lusty estuary]

that's normally what i do but i can only account for the toddlers i play with so often man

[half rain]

w toddlers

ig

[jaunty path]

Yeah my scum is like

way 2 op

I can just m1 crowds

they all die

[tawny hearth]

with the current patch it could be 100 snipers and they can't hit you, you can walk up to them and melee them all

on every non oggy character

[languid hazel]

Still can’t believe Maxine blocked a bunch of folks here, including me. 😕

[spark shoal]

DSPs are good against pretty much all specials. For Bulwarks and Crushers, a knife or shivs is better.

[lusty estuary]

i know.

[half rain]

who tf is max and why is he in E

[lusty estuary]

i'm literally a hive scum in real life

[half rain]

unhygienic needle freak?

[storm ember]

drugs

[tawny hearth]

got the scurvy

[lusty estuary]

why would i have scurvy

i'm not in the navy

[half rain]

1 ogryn sized hive scum vs 100 hive scum sized ogryns

[light fable]

you have the secret to infinite bullets and do space drugs?

[tawny hearth]

because hive scum don't eat fruit, i assume they all have scurvy based on how their faces look

same with most of the rejects

[lusty estuary]

surely the imperium knows to enrich their food stuffs with brewers yeast

[half rain]

the ogryns all have crabs fs

[half rain]

we live on a diet of corpse starch

[tawny hearth]

theres a rather large number of humans in the real world that live in first world countries that walk around having scurvy all day but it doesn't get bad enough for them to like... fix it

[lusty estuary]

corpse starch would probably prevent scurvy

[half rain]

that's disgusting

[lusty estuary]

yes and yes

[misty trench]

it is what it is

[half rain]

guys weiner game got updated they have night vision now

it's so fuckin sick

[twin flower]

wiener game?

[lusty estuary]

hotdogs horse shoes and hand grenades

the vr shoot game

[half rain]

elite ball knowledge

[tawny hearth]

malnutrition is a very real problem atm because alot of people don't actually know they are malnourished i was going to school for a little bit to be a dietician in hospitals and stuff (might pursue it again idk) and it made me realize how bad it is as a whole... its not everyone but its a bigger problem then people seem to understand

[light fable]

first time I've heard it called that but it's apt, the people are weiners in it

[half rain]

there are no hotdogs except the props

they are weiners

[storm ember]

I once ate an entire pack of crickets and thought it was a great meal

[half rain]

mfw I lie

[lusty estuary]

i mean you can buy roasted crickets

people eat bugs every day

[twin flower]

I prolly had those only like twice

[lusty estuary]

you should eat bugs

let me feed you bugs.

[light fable]

arent those secret bugs

[half rain]

I'll pass

[light fable]

or bugs straight

[river elbow]

There are those lollipops too with bugs in them. The scorpion one isn't that bad.

[lusty estuary]

i do think that is probably helped by the fact its a lollypop and not just the scorpion straight up

[twin flower]

bug cuisine

[tawny hearth]

honestly, looking at them they aren't that bad for you... aren't great to eat way to much of but better than alot of meat to binge on lol

[amber cave]

A roasted chunk of Termagaunt

[storm ember]

Fym lie you can get that shit at It's Sugar in sour onion or cheeseburger flavor

[half rain]

I suddenly have a craving for crab

[amber cave]

Carnifexes Tail

Tyrant Cheeks

[half rain]

mfw I lie

[twin flower]

I think I'd eat one straight up, I dont want it as a lollipop

[lusty estuary]

i had a neighbor who would catch mosquitos and shit out of the air and eat them

[amber cave]

Delicious.

[half rain]

[light fable]

it's like that guy in Jurassic park he's got a really big one of those

[storm ember]

Mfw shoe up ass!!!!!

[tawny hearth]

some packets of crickets i'm looking at have WAY too much salt but not all of them

[twin flower]

Is he okay

[half rain]

mfw AUAUAUAUAUUGGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHG

[twin flower]

[lusty estuary]

i have no idea she could be dead

they might've bombed that trailer park into nothing and i'd have no clue

[river elbow]

Sounds like your average Ohio.

[storm ember]

Is this normal in thugville

[lusty estuary]

it's normal in brockport, at least

a savage town where only barbarians live.

[light fable]

frog people, picking insects outta the sky, is it out of desperation or preference

[storm ember]

ion know what that is but thats awesome. Or im sorry that exists

[tawny hearth]

they literally sell them at a walmart near me when i checked

[twin flower]

mosquitoes?

[lusty estuary]

roasted crickets

[tawny hearth]

crickets

[twin flower]

Ah, the bug thing shifted to that so I thought

[storm ember]

Ion eat em for novelty or to stand out, I eat em because they're there and im hungry

[light fable]

do animals prefer them roasted or normal, like I can imagine you'd get crickets for a lizard do they like them roasted

[lusty estuary]

see bugs are actually a good sustainable source of non-plant-based protein but nobody wants to eat the bugs

[tawny hearth]

mosquitoes wouldn't be good for eating because like... they aren't gonna have enough to them to be good because only the females have any size to them and then you'd have to worry about them being a disease vector i think

[twin flower]

I dont think they'd care imo

[lusty estuary]

lizards usually prefer them alive but that's mostly because the average bearded dragon probably wouldn't recognize the cricket as food if it wasnt moving

[storm ember]

Animals are just happy to eat, quality is just a plus

Like me. I ate a $5 shrimp platter today and im awaiting death

This is my last day on earth

[twin flower]

why, are you allergic

[light fable]

"yay, the slop!" mentality

[tawny hearth]

i will eat a number of land bugs before eating water bugs tbh, i find that to be gross

[lusty estuary]

those weren't shrimp i'm sorry those were big worms

shrimps is bugs

[twin flower]

water bugs

[storm ember]

No it was just slimy and a lil rubbery. Or crunchy

[light fable]

reminds of the fact theres giant versions of woodlouse in the ocean, they look pretty cool

[twin flower]

how were they cooked or prepared

[storm ember]

I could not tell you if they were cooked, it was a snsck-sized party platter with cocktail sauce

Shit couldve been raw and id never know

[lusty estuary]

do you eat first and ask questions later

[storm ember]

Yes

[lusty estuary]

you're that bob's burgers character who eats the sponge

fucking uhh

[twin flower]

mans gotta eat

[misty trench]

they say that meanwhile we've been using bug extract in red food dye for like, decades

[storm ember]

I once ate walmart calzones for like half a year before finding out I had to microwave them

[twin flower]

brother

[misty trench]

and like...prawns and such are just the bugs of the sea tbh

[lusty estuary]

shrimps is bugs!

[twin flower]

I like shrimps and prawns

[storm ember]

Its a marvel I havent choked on my own spit and died

[light fable]

avoid doing any kind of foraging, you may accidently eat fools doom cap which is mimicking the yummy delicious cap

[misty trench]

I put 'em on the barbie

[twin flower]

its funny but between me and my siblings im the only one that likes eating them

[twin flower]

oh i dont care how theyre cooked, id still dig in

[tawny hearth]

honestly the big thing for me with bugs as a food supply is that its easier to do ethically AND profitably so it is a theoretical out for easing up the terrible stuff that happens in the food industry to other animals

[twin flower]

as long as its cooked..

[lusty estuary]

shrimps on the barbie .. like Australia..

say the line.

[misty trench]

THAT'S WHAT I DID HERE

[lusty estuary]

say it. again.

ENTERTAIN ME AUSTRALIAN!!!

[twin flower]

[misty trench]

[tawny hearth]

tell us what is and isn't a knife

[storm ember]

Im fucked up in the head the closer to 'raw' it looks the more I wanna eat it

Fucked up and evil

[narrow hearth]

Do the devs plan to keep adding classes after Hive Scum?

[storm ember]

Sick in the head in the membrane

[lusty estuary]

yes

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-knifey-spooney-australia-bart-simpson-crocodile-dundee-gif-12120887

[lusty estuary]

we'll be getting another one soonish codename cryptic

[light fable]

theres one in the works supposedly

[twin flower]

I mean most sea food you can eat raw iirc

[lusty estuary]

it's a necron cryptek

[twin flower]

I dont like it tho

[storm ember]

Iknow irs so awalem

[narrow hearth]

Ty, just curious

[storm ember]

CORPSMAN

[light fable]

I hadnt said it but it's what I thought when it was called that, those bastards get so senile I can imagine one ending up in service to an inquisitor

[lusty estuary]

is the shrimp finally kicking in

[tawny hearth]

they've probably had a number of ideas well ironed out and ready to start work on but have been needing to do... all the other stuff they did first

[misty trench]

I love eating raw pufferfish (don't do this)

[twin flower]

bout to see his last moments

jk

[misty trench]

actually don't even eat it cooked lmao

[storm ember]

If I die I die texting darktide chat

Trapper capture me and drag me to heaven. Im ready

[light fable]

I will put up with waiting a very long time for content since the game is so compelling thus far, happy that it's getting updates still

[storm ember]

Fatshit please add astarto

[tawny hearth]

yeah, FS love their games which i prefer over someone being perfect out of the gate and just dropping it

[light fable]

space marine 2 has more notoriety but I feel like it's worse, I enjoy it in bursts but the gameplay loop is a lot less interesting than darktide

[jovial mist]

Darktide is the better game in my opinion

[light fable]

that and I like being a regular dude, astartes customization is sorta strangling, chaos got a bit better of a deal recently

[half rain]

this guy gets it

[carmine steppe]

I feel like space marine is not a game meant to be endlessly replayed on loop unlike a horde shooter that is Darktide

[light fable]

1 new enemy in sm2 I sleep, 1 new enemy in darktide game irreversibly changed plasmagunners haunt matches like villains(I like them though, funny addition)

[jaunty path]

uh

where are my havoc rewards

[grim spoke]

plasma gunners r honestly hardly noticeable anymore

[lusty estuary]

i ated them.

[grim spoke]

they needed to be nerfed but they got nerfed a little too hard imo

i wish they had flak bodies

like maulers

[light fable]

yeah I agree they went from active menace to alt shotgunners

they still sting but I feel like I barely see them when they used to come in hordes

they've done a really good job with the enemy designs though, scab plasmagunner looks good

[lusty estuary]

i'd like to see some more dreg enemies to round out their roster

i'm not really sure what they could add but it would be nice to see

[inland mantle]

dreg crusher when

[twin flower]

Should add more weapons the more enemies they addd in

[light fable]

dregs also got quite a cool look to them, I like that we got both sides of the cults, the guard and the more raggety cult members last dreg we got was the dreg grenadier and I guess psykers if they count more props then enemies though

[lusty estuary]

i really think they should get like some kind of psyker enemy but i have no idea what that would look like in practice other than the nurgle sorcerer from vermintide

[light fable]

I could imagine a teleporty grabby sort of guy

like the leech, but blightstormers please no

not on these maps

barrels are bad enough

[lusty estuary]

NURGLE STORM GOOOO

getting caught up in the nurgle tornado and sent flying directly into the radius of a daemonhost

[hazy kestrel]

If ya don’t claim them, sometimes they disappear, I think.

[twin flower]

[hazy kestrel]

But I really don’t know, just vaguely remembering 1.0’s reward crate shenanigans.

[twin flower]

Think you have to visit dukane every now and then

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah

[twin flower]

I dont get the rewards myself tho lmao, is it a weekly thing

[light fable]

possibility we get some kinda guy that does a sewage beam or health drain when he's got line of sight to you and you gotta kill him before he deals a significant amount of damage

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah

Every Sunday

[twin flower]

[round mica]

Man I forgot how genuinely cool is to use veteran
Forget melee I'm all in with ranged build

[twin flower]

I just hop on for the havocs

Give the Vet his LMG already

[lusty estuary]

LYNXIEE NOOO YOU HAVE TO USE YOUR MELEE IT'S YOUR PRIMARY NOO

https://tenor.com/view/haaaank-meme-funny-gif-14511381047437346346

[round mica]

HELL NAWH HELL NAWH

[twin flower]

Why use melee on your bullet bois tho

[light fable]

I'd play vet so much more if they got a heavy stubber

[round mica]

[twin flower]

Real!

[lusty estuary]

i need a heavy stubber on hive scum yesterday

fem anarchist deserves it

[light fable]

more guns bigger guns!

[lusty estuary]

I KNOW ! I KNOW ! I KNOW ! OPEN FIRE!!!

[round mica]

Desperado with lgm

[light fable]

heavy stubber is very hive ganger energy

[round mica]

Lmg

[half rain]

a regular stubber would be so cool to have

[twin flower]

Or that Hot Shot las thse Scab gunners use

[lusty estuary]

let me just pick up the dreg heavy stubber

[light fable]

a heavy stubber is an lmg stubber a normal stubber would just be like a stub rifle

[round mica]

A malnourished heroin addicted gang member running around at mach fuck wielding a heavy stubber while being immune to gun fire would go pretty hard

[hazy kestrel]

Space MG-42 goes brrrrrrrrrrrt

[jaunty path]

? it's only fuckin monday dawg

[light fable]

basically necromunda in a nutshell

[twin flower]

Sounds like someones nightmare

[round mica]

Brazil in a nutshell

[lusty estuary]

i guess arbite needs a heavy stubber too because their minis have one

[supple thorn]

Go around fast as fuck boy!!

[twin flower]

bruh

[lusty estuary]

the arbite heavy stubber does go hard af

[hazy kestrel]

[light fable]

the closest thing to an smg in the setting is the stubcarbine that skitarii can get or autopistols

40k sorta has a lack of smgs as a whole

[round mica]

Dual pistola?

[twin flower]

they like big bolbguns

[lusty estuary]

i want specifically the necromunda heavy stubber cuz it looks cool af

fat shark get on this

[twin flower]

or something unique like the laslock rifles

[light fable]

the dreg gunner already has a heavy stubber that looks pretty old fashioned

[twin flower]

too bad we cant use it

[hazy kestrel]

I wish we could yoink that in exchange for some constant corruption gain or some debuff.

[light fable]

one day we get the enemy plunder update where we get all the funny enemy weapons we've wanted, chain greataxe, heavy stubber, crusher hammer

[lusty estuary]

limited use heavy weapon a la halo

[light fable]

plas pistols and those drum shotguns shotgunners have

[lusty estuary]

i just want the chain glaive we see in the hive scum concept art

let me be skorge from gears of war

[twin flower]

noice

[light fable]

I'm always on board for chain weapons, the concept always has some cool ideas that get left behind

[twin flower]

chain glaive would go hard

[half rain]

would not be practical but yea it would look cool

[twin flower]

its 40k a lot of things are impractical

[lusty estuary]

well vermintide had spears

and if vermintide can have spears so can darktide.

give me my pokey stick NOW

[half rain]

name 3 things

then name all of them cuz nothing is practical

what I can appreciate about 40k is the weapons kinda make sense

[hazy kestrel]

That flamer eviscerator sword thing

[grim spoke]

chain weapons don’t make sense as a whole

[lusty estuary]

i think the krieg horses and explosive spears are impractical in the context they're using them

[grim spoke]

a lot of vehicle designs are silly

[lusty estuary]

like there's a reason we mostly phased out horses as a war animal

[hazy kestrel]

Necron croissant ship, my beloved.

[green beacon]

the emprah 🙏 🙏 🙏
the god emprah 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏
the master of mankind 🙏 🙏 🙏

[grim spoke]

even just imperial ground vehicle designs are super silly

they’re absurdly large and terribly designed

[storm ember]

going for auric storm survivor without cheating

[half rain]

they do

[storm ember]

i have died

(not from the shrimp)

[lusty estuary]

bolters are also impractical in the context of real life ballistics

gyrojet ammunition isn't very efficient

[green beacon]

60% more bullet per bullet

[half rain]

soda can sized rounds lmao

just saying, the mechanicus has to be doing something right

cuz it works

[grim spoke]

they’re 3 quarters of an inch

not a soda can

[half rain]

this guy has never heard of exaggeration

mods, hang him by his toenails

😔

[twin flower]

titans also have liek city killing weapons

But have swaords the size of a cathedral

[lusty estuary]

well okay in the context of 40k yeah they're fine because it's a fictional universe and they can make shit up

but like they're not practical outside of that

[half rain]

it's usually for titan duels because, well, knight worlds are essentially medieval but with giant robots

[hazy kestrel]

And the cathedral on top of the Imperator class ones.

[grim spoke]

i love chain weapons but if you think about them they make zero sense

they would get easily get caught on clothes, armor, bone, etc, and due to the rotation of the teeth, that could pull the sword out of your hands

if you clash blades with someone, the blades would ricochet away and get thrown away

the housing of the chain would get in the way of properly cutting through something

[half rain]

duels between titans and knights do happen

[grim spoke]

this girl just is smarter than you but that’s okay

[green beacon]

counterpoint it's cool as fuck

[grim spoke]

whatever i’m spuppeting it

[green beacon]

[half rain]

upset for nothing lmao

[twin flower]

what about outside of it tho

[half rain]

[lusty estuary]

this is why the dawn of war priest chainsaw is the superior chain weapon

[grim spoke]

i’m not upset i am just having fun

[lusty estuary]

fat shark get on adding this now

[green beacon]

fatshark give me tuskgor spear and my life is yours

[grim spoke]

i want spears so bad

[twin flower]

based

[grim spoke]

spear and halberd

and

[lusty estuary]

one spear and this whole cult of admonition shit is over

[grim spoke]

idk

[half rain]

something else to add to this, the design of the chainsword obviously works otherwise entire chapters wouldn't use them

[green beacon]

not billhook

[grim spoke]

within universe yes

[half rain]

exactly

[grim spoke]

everything “makes sense” within universe

[half rain]

the mechanicus is clearly doing something right

[grim spoke]

for any setting

[twin flower]

whats wrong with billhook

[grim spoke]

because that’s just what is

[green beacon]

I don't like saltzpyre players

[lusty estuary]

the next class is actually a sewer jack from warhammer fantasy

they're sending them in

they'll clean up this mess.

[grim spoke]

but saying that someone makes sense implies you mean realistically

[storm ember]

he reasserts my sexuality tho

[half rain]

it just works

[storm ember]

every time i see saltzpyre he makes me feel very gay

[half rain]

you can't handle the waaagh field, lil bro

[light fable]

"you been huffing too much piss mate, theres no such thing as huge rats in the sewer"

[half rain]

mods, lock him up with the sewer rats

[green beacon]

switch that over to Kruber and we can be friends

[grim spoke]

again with the him ,,,

[storm ember]

no

[twin flower]

creepy ahh

[green beacon]

what u don't want the bull of ostland

[lusty estuary]

i think the justification for trying to keep the skaven a secret is really funny

[green beacon]

[twin flower]

aww

is that from signalis

[lusty estuary]

because it's not the same sort of justification the imperium uses for obfuscating the chaotic powers where it's like ooh they might touch you and corrupt you oooh they keep the skaven a secret just so everyone doesn't get fucking depressed

[half rain]

take the emperor and jus put him in a dreadnought

[grim spoke]

yes play it

[lusty estuary]

dude what do you mean there's an infinite number of human sized rats living underneath my city who want to kill me

[twin flower]

i'll buy it when i can lmao

[light fable]

been running a warhammer fantasy roleplay 2e game I like it because the warhammer fantasy setting is fun to play up it's ridiculousness, talabechland has a tax on live poultry called the orphan tax so merchants kill their poultry before selling it to avoid the tax often saying "for the orphans" as they do so

[half rain]

pirate it

[green beacon]

isn't it like
not depression
moreso panic

[half rain]

🏴‍☠️

[lusty estuary]

yeah but like I'd get depressed if the cool rats wanted to kill me so

[grim spoke]

lmfao

i love how much of a shithole the empire is

[light fable]

loads of little details like that

[half rain]

I might buy vermintide honestly

[light fable]

it really differs from place to place talabeim is specifically pretty shitty for being tax gougey fun to play up with loads of toll gates on the road

[grim spoke]

i also love the aesthetic of like 1400-1700s soldiers standing against daemonspawn, chaos juices people, etc

[half rain]

jus to see if it's worth it

[lusty estuary]

it's a good game

[grim spoke]

and they actually win

it’s awesome

[lusty estuary]

it's just a little more awkward to play if you've only played darktide

[grim spoke]

just a guy with halberd against a dragon

[twin flower]

Lmao

[half rain]

that will be decided when I play it

[lusty estuary]

the grind is also way more annoying but it's fun so it's whatever

if you played darktide on launch imagine that but worse

[light fable]

it's a lot more melee in the enemy department, ranged enemies are mainly specials or those few beastmen that was sort of a scuffed dlc

[half rain]

it can't be worse than warframe

that's all I care about

[grim spoke]

beastmen are the worst thing ever invented

[tawny hearth]

warframe is hard to even understand what progression is lol

[lusty estuary]

well grinding in warframe is just standing still and slapping your belly until something happens so if that's your metric idk what to tell you

[half rain]

lycanthropy OOOoOoOoOoOooo

[grim spoke]

oh no i mean in the context of vermintide 2

i think they’re kinda neat in lore

[half rain]

LYCANTHROPY OOOoOOoOoOooo

[tawny hearth]

the beastment are fun to fight tbh

[light fable]

lycanthropy is different, beastmen are chaos mutants that are just like that from birth

[grim spoke]

but i just hate how they’re handled in the game

[half rain]

I know

[lusty estuary]

the beastmen are not a very well designed faction but ooh lord that cinematic trailer when they were releasing

ooh my god...

[grim spoke]

low entity count so no thp terrible hitboxes high hitmass

dogshit .

[half rain]

ts making me want to hop on dawn of war ngl

[lusty estuary]

https://youtu.be/63dlMjRL2HY?si=qTQKXajrJnqjsUTv

[light fable]

they look cool but dont fit too well in with the other enemies

[twin flower]

i remember this ayy

[misty trench]

SO TRUE

[oak surge]

beastmen attck animations when they launched

[green beacon]

it's literally $3

[half rain]

mfw I don't read

[green beacon]

yea

[half rain]

the price does not bother me

[green beacon]

who reads here

not me

[half rain]

it's if I can get invested

[light fable]

I forgot that was a vermintide trailer, it was just iconic in general

[misty trench]

invest $3

[half rain]

no

I don't think I will anymore

[misty trench]

then you're not getting invested

[half rain]

I will take my three dollars elsewhere

[lusty estuary]

missing out on the investment opportunity of a lifetime

[fair bridge]

minotaur boss was so easy

[green beacon]

I think the gameplay is great
punishes u a lot more for mistakes than darktide but feels a lot cleaner
grind for maxxed out weapons is a lot worse tho

[half rain]

I could buy a boiled shoe for that price

and that is a steal for a boiled shoe

😔

[lusty estuary]

let's go gambling!

[fair bridge]

when a slave rat hits u for half of ur fucking health when u dont have temp hp 😔

[light fable]

I often hear the opposite opinion people hate that boss at least in random pubs I've been in

[half rain]

I spent 300k ordo dockets on weapon gambling please I'm tired boss

[lusty estuary]

lore accurate slave rat damage to be fair

[misty trench]

when the mauler sweeps 3 dudes into the dirt around a corner

[fair bridge]

it's literally just a plague ogryn

[green beacon]

when the bounty hunter ults my back 😭 💔

[whole glade]

would buying a .2mm nozzle help print my minis better?

[misty trench]

that'd be the rat ogre

[fair bridge]

they should add friendly fire as a havoc mod

[half rain]

what thread are you using?

[light fable]

commisar execution

[misty trench]

minotaur is like closest to the daemonhost if anything in terms of attack pattern

[whole glade]

uhhhh

[green beacon]

no ui friendly fire as a havoc mod lowk

[whole glade]

the ones from Bambu labs

[fair bridge]

i mean the minotaur behaves like a plague ogryn (i am mostly thinking of the charge attack tbh)

[jaunty path]

dogshit

[misty trench]

oh, yea the charge for sure

[fair bridge]

lfg

[half rain]

you should be fine with a smaller nozzle then

[misty trench]

but the scary thing is flurry attacks

[green beacon]

it would be peak I fear

[light fable]

next class commisar: Active support ability kill one teammate, the rest get yellow toughness for 10 seconds

[fair bridge]

i need to play more vt2

[green beacon]

holy sigmar

[whole glade]

i have .4mm and it keeps misprintin

[fair bridge]

i miss it so much

[green beacon]

I need to finish getting my red weapons 💔 💔 💔

[misty trench]

it's a great game

for all it's flaws it still holds up

[half rain]

how often do you do recalibrations cuz sometimes that's the problem

[fair bridge]

they gave away bright dust for the advent calendar thing!!!

[fast gorge]

lets invest together

[light fable]

I just remembered from this the christmas calendar is still on gonna see if it's gonna give anything good

[green beacon]

but I cba to grind fuckin screaming bell for hours on end again

[misty trench]

hell VT1 holds up, granted I'd recommend mods to skip the grind

[whole glade]

i just got it for chrisma

[light fable]

vt1 has some great levels

[fair bridge]

remember after bogenhafen came out and nobody wanted to qp the pit so they just walked off the bridge at the start to reroll the map

good times

[half rain]

o shit you neeeed to calibrate it because factory settings are always wrong

[round mica]

chum

[delicate kite]

STICKY SURPRISE

left in the tub

[whole glade]

ugh, how hard will that be....?

[half rain]

there isn't really a one size fits all calibration to do with 3d printers so idrk how yours would fair but I'm sure it'll work

[half rain]

tweak some settings and use those premade boat or dragon prints to test what settings get the best results

[whole glade]

i did the boat thin

[half rain]

basically just fuckaroundn'findout til it works

[knotty pawn]

anyone get dialogue from shipmistress then everybody shout "For the Emperor!" ?

[half rain]

uhhhhhh no...?

[amber delta]

yes

[knotty pawn]

wanna hear it again but damn

[twin flower]

Is that the speech thing that happens every now and then

[half rain]

I never heard of that

do I not spend enough time in the mourning star?

[delicate kite]

yea

[amber delta]

yes you should afk more

[lusty estuary]

there's one where they talk about half rations and the ogryns get upset

[delicate kite]

if only there was fuckall to do on that stupid tub

a minigame or something

starcraft 2 arcade style

a cookie clicker goddamnit

anything

[jaunty path]

like twice I think

[twin flower]

a gambling den for the vets

[delicate kite]

twist sephonis nipples

[twin flower]

[half rain]

this

[green beacon]

how
I can't find anything on that online

[half rain]

I really want the bad company hand grenade

I wish they made that into merch

hhhhhhhhhhhhh

[amber delta]

we need a cantina area for drinking and gambling and playing cards

[fast gorge]

true

like outlast trials

i arm wrestle the ogryn

[twin flower]

prolly wouldnt be too weird to see if the mourningstar used to be a rogue trader ship

[fast gorge]

we need to turn darktide in a roleplaying game.

[knotty pawn]

we need longlas

[green beacon]

the ogryns already do that in the mourningstar chat

[half rain]

THIS

THID

THIS

THIS

THIS

THANK YOU

[knotty pawn]

we need hotshot lasgun

[half rain]

I need a sniper rifle

[half rain]

recon lasgun existing

but a longlas would be so fire

I want

[twin flower]

iz not the same!

[half rain]

I NEEEEED IT

I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED IT

I feel like the white death every time I line up a headshot with my helbore

[fast gorge]

larp

holy cagsville bud

[amber delta]

we have 100 autoguns surely we can have a slightly different lasgun

[twin flower]

[half rain]

t'is why i want a longlas

[fast gorge]

comparing the recon lasgun to a hotshot lasgun

please read a novel

any novel

[amber delta]

reading is for nerds

[half rain]

this guy does not understand why it wouldn't be added lmao

[knotty pawn]

wanna fire then scream like scap gunner

[half rain]

why tf does everyone get triggered any time I say something sarcastically

[knotty pawn]

eat it eat it

[carmine steppe]

I know the recon lasgun is used by Catachans but I don't know about the hotshot one

[misty trench]

hmm there's a steam group you can join

[half rain]

the most weapons I could see added to vet are longlas and MAYBE a regular stubber

[lusty estuary]

we get a hotshot lasgun but it's just a kantrael infantry lasgun where they turned the dial up to eleven without a supporting power pack so it explodes in your hand

[half rain]

but that is stretching it

[knotty pawn]

stormtrooper, kaskrin use it

[fast gorge]

hotshots are used by the kasrkin

[carmine steppe]

But what do they do

[fast gorge]

they're the humble lasgun on bosnian beast mode

[knotty pawn]

even scab gunner use it

[green beacon]

I'm in the steam group but I can't find any like weapon spawning mods or stuff

[twin flower]

Yeah the scab gunners use it

[knotty pawn]

it like heavy machine gun of lasgun

[fast gorge]

just a direct upgrade in every single way

[twin flower]

Its in the game, more or less

[half rain]

less range and it's heavy as fuck

less stopping power

[carmine steppe]

Oh okay thank you

[half rain]

every lasgun is good in its own right

[lusty estuary]

well it's a fair trade off for a weapon that is already firing a sun

[misty trench]

hmm I wonder if that stuff isn't there any more

[half rain]

some are better at different things

[twin flower]

It could be for suppresion

[misty trench]

unfortunate if so

[fast gorge]

"less stopping power" are we deadass

[green beacon]

man

[half rain]

exactly what it's used for

[fast gorge]

be for real right now

[twin flower]

[misty trench]

you could try asking in the Verm modders discord

[twin flower]

anarchhyy

[light fable]

I feel like I've seen hotshot depicted as fully auto or just a harder hitting lasgun, the one the scab gunner has looks like a volley gun

[half rain]

it's like the phenomenon where a melta is both a shotgun and a laser

[fast gorge]

the hotshot is literally punching through most armour pieces

unless you're talking about the back up power source shots

in which case they are slightly weaker

[light fable]

I blame space marine alone for the thought that an anti armour weapon would work more like a mechanicus deathray

[lusty estuary]

well all lasguns technically have variable fire with the exception of, like, lascarbines and laspistols I guess.

[half rain]

this

[light fable]

the eradication ray is what you get in space marine 1 and 2

[half rain]

almost all lasguns except those two have firing modes

[round mica]

i love the helsbore gun

:3

[lusty estuary]

i just want the cadian m1 garand lascarbine

[half rain]

everything is a hotshot if we believe hard enough

[light fable]

laslock weaponry

[half rain]

that'd be sick to have as an autogun

[lusty estuary]

well the difference is a hotshot is just a more powerful lasgun

that's the whole thing

[fast gorge]

ts pmo icl tbh

[jaunty path]

Thats a thing?

[light fable]

I could imagine them doing hotshot but making the ammo quite limited like how bolters work

[lusty estuary]

yes look at the minis NOW

[twin flower]

yeah lmao

Las lock Rifles

[half rain]

I could at most see it as an ability

opposed to an actual weapon

[light fable]

with rocket launcher being made a blitz I could see something like that in the future too

[half rain]

cuz that'd be powerful as all hell and it'd instantly be the new meta as it would replace the recon instantly

[carmine steppe]

I love that the Catachans use recon longlas just to hit better and more precisely even tho they have less power or damage in a way

[fast gorge]

hotshots themselves can fire about 300 shots without a recharge

but lack rate of fire

[lusty estuary]

I was imagining it as like the flamethrower from vermintide where it has infinite ammo but if you're not careful it'll fucking explode

not technically lore accurate but

it'd be cool

[light fable]

thats like when they're attached to a powerpack on a backpack

[twin flower]

Make it a support weapon for suppression fire

[light fable]

you can get powerpacks that mimic the effect of a hotshot on a lasgun but have a lot less ammo

[fast gorge]

hotshot lasguns are literally attached with the backpack as standard 💔

[half rain]

does he know?

[fast gorge]

im so deadass about this

one sec

[light fable]

what I mean is the ones we'd be given would likely have less because they wouldnt be standard like that

[carmine steppe]

Yeah I have seen some

[fast gorge]

ok yes you could flick between powerpack and the backpack

[light fable]

unless we got it as a class ability where we got a heavy gunner class or something

[lusty estuary]

imperial stormtrooper art has one without

[fast gorge]

ITS SO OVER

[lusty estuary]

generally though they're more often depicted with the backpack than without

[half rain]

marksman imperial guard model also has one without

[carmine steppe]

Ohhh that makes sense

[twin flower]

its jover

[fast gorge]

whatever artist drew that needs to be hung with jumper cables

[lusty estuary]

hey.

[twin flower]

lmao

[lusty estuary]

the imperial stormtrooper art is cool and you have to like it

[twin flower]

I think they look cooler with the power cables tho

but thats just me

[lusty estuary]

i miss when tempestus scions looked like that man

[misty trench]

looked like what man?

[lusty estuary]

not like that man that man but like that, man

man

[twin dirge]

Man

[misty trench]

man...

[fast gorge]

im a dudeman

[carmine steppe]

That man?

[half rain]

man

[lusty estuary]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/warhammer40k/images/7/73/Imperial_Stormtrooper_guard.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130208042124

[twin flower]

aww man

[carmine steppe]

Asuka from Guilty gear strive?

[fast gorge]

this is ass

[light fable]

they also used plasmaguns that were cabled up or am I misremembering

[half rain]

this guy HATES imperial storm troopers

[twin dirge]

Scum melta rifle when

[half rain]

😔

[twin dirge]

[lusty estuary]

i like the way they look in dawn of war II

[carmine steppe]

Looks fine but there are better

[fast gorge]

this uniform SUCKS!!!!

[lusty estuary]

asymmetrical gasmask

[fast gorge]

my volpone goats could never

[lusty estuary]

https://images.steamusercontent.com/ugc/912414619786494138/87E83E670037ECC71D9A90311B9031321A2EAA02/?imw=512&&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=false

my goats...

[twin dirge]

I just gotta say, no matter how mid people may think SM2 is, the combi melta is fuckin sick

[fast gorge]

this is better

[lusty estuary]

jopall indentured squadrons still better

[half rain]

this is my favourite depiction of storm troopers

[twin flower]

[half rain]

mfw I have stockholm syndrom

[twin dirge]

Are combi meltas actual things? You telling me 40k is cool enough to just have over barrel meltas?

[twin flower]

Need to see more of them

[half rain]

yes

[lusty estuary]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/d__/images/e/e7/Storm_Trooper_Squad.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120803161354&path-prefix=dow

[twin dirge]

That's so cool man

[twin flower]

Looks kinda derpy lmao

[half rain]

combi flamers are my favourite

[twin dirge]

Oh dude it's a problem, I'm a heavy main

[lusty estuary]

that's why i love it..

[twin dirge]

...ayo?

[half rain]

[half rain]

what?

nothing I said was odd

[twin dirge]

[half rain]

😭

[twin dirge]

That's sick asf wdym

Not a sus ayo

[half rain]

my fault

[twin dirge]

I'm like, incredibly new to 40k

[fast gorge]

if its not a choppa im not interested