general-chat

[jaunty path]

I know dose I think

Use your imagination

[cosmic burrow]

maul is other term for a mace

[jaunty path]

Soldiers used to sharpen their shovels to attack

[lapis spear]

Well actually the shock maul would be generally defined more as a mace while something like the crusher would be more like a maul

[cosmic burrow]

one even looks like a flanged mace

[jaunty path]

Prolly when they had nothing left!

[fast gorge]

darktide crashing when i patched for mods

i will kill myself.

[jaunty path]

It happens

[fast gorge]

aye

whatever who needs mods anyway

not this dude

[jaunty path]

Did you update your mods.

[fast gorge]

yeah......i'll hotfix later

[astral basin]

Holy shit its darktide bourne

[fast gorge]

NEW SLOP JUST THREE DAYS AWAY

thank you developers

[drowsy prawn]

by some miracle this game's frames finally went back to normal

mem crash still a thing though tsk tsk

[dull hamlet]

read three days grace

[twin dirge]

What's y'all's favorite "bad" game

Mine was Outriders for sure

[astral basin]

Oblivion

[dull hamlet]

Postal²

[astral basin]

Three days grace mention
Breaking ben heard
Cringe initiated

[twin dirge]

I sit here packing a bowl as I wait

Make your relief come faster

mine was only 5 minutes late

[elder merlin]

Hmmmm, FBC firebreak is kinda fun. Its the only bad game i've played in awhile besides GBO2

[twin dirge]

Firebreak was so fun with the homies

[astral basin]

Its the moody boss this time
I have everything set out already tho so no last minute walk tonight

[twin dirge]

The sticky note level was

So good

I heard they added new levels and plan for another kit soon

Might give it a second round once the new kit drops

[dull hamlet]

[twin dirge]

Dude buying an Ethernet cable is the best idea I've ever had

Went from 50mbs to 500mbs

[thick fog]

absolute speed

[dull hamlet]

Viber optic
Yummers

[twin dirge]

Now my internet is so strong I can long arm western servers and play with my buddy without lag

[amber sail]

I need rats

[feral vessel]

i have a rat

he's a cutie

[twin dirge]

You show your rat right now

I wanna see

Rats are indeed cuties

[feral vessel]

i dont know if i have a photo of my rat on my pc

[astral basin]

Im on the glass cord as well

[twin dirge]

[amber sail]

Oh I was gonna shoot the rat I played vermintide 2

For the first time so many rats

[twin dirge]

Mfw 9 rattling gunners

[astral basin]

Fiberoptic
Its practically a glass cord

[amber sail]

I cried

[dull hamlet]

Crunchy cords

[twin dirge]

I'll swap to glass eventually

But for now my 11 dollar Ethernet cable is peak

Imagine going from 50mbs to 5-900mbs, I don't regret this at all

[astral basin]

Dont get me wrong
I have an e cable between the box n router

But its kinda superficial

Wait

No

[twin dirge]

Also I'll mention my wifi is only 1gb up and download

[astral basin]

Thats not what i have

[twin dirge]

So there's not really a point to get anything faster

[astral basin]

F aki playing on hotspot internet

[dull hamlet]

Gb

[twin dirge]

My cable already cracks 900 in the mornings so

[fast gorge]

love when my whole team fucks off

[twin dirge]

This is funny, I have the best internet in my friend group

One of them ACTUALLY uses hotspot

The guy you met last night

[amber sail]

Mines also at 900

Woop

[fast gorge]

remember to kill all teammates when you play tauntgryn

[twin dirge]

Coggers homie

[astral basin]

I used to use hotspot in a zone where internet was practically a myth
People complained about my robot voice. I averaged 200ping

Id get a week of gaming and them have to wait for the month to roll over

[amber sail]

I remember using the McDonald's wifi when I was a kid

[astral basin]

Oh and the phone had to sit in the window bc tin roof trailer made it harder

[twin dirge]

Whenever we get my buddy on good net he actually gets worse because he's so used to compensating for lag

[amber sail]

Damn why yall dealing lag so much? Kinda odd to hear about this after awhile

[twin dirge]

I should clarify, 1gbps

[amber sail]

Because I remember back in the day when me and my friends had the same issues

[astral basin]

So this is why he was maining the zoning supp character 🤔

[twin dirge]

Not 1gb total

[twin dirge]

No comment

[feral vessel]

is executioner's stance vet still viable

i'm about to find out

[twin dirge]

Me and him are console tbh, pretty sure the net issue is more prevalent on consoles to PCs, with a PC it either work or it don't no?

[feral vessel]

exec stance + recon lasgun is extremely fun though

[twin dirge]

Never owned probably never will own a PC so

[twin dirge]

I was praying for recon las on scum because I wanted to desperado my recon las so fuckin bad

[astral basin]

Console net issue is prevalent only bc frames are constant
Bad net = likely to get shut off

[amber sail]

I play on pc but I do have a ps5 for other games and stuff and if I want to play with my other friends

[astral basin]

Broooo im actively wanting to make the swap if only bc Microsoft is one more abusive relationship im getting tired of
But comp building is expensive af

[twin dirge]

^

Till part prices go down or gamepass takes 1 more hike, I'm not moving

[amber sail]

Especially now because of ram prices going up

[twin dirge]

Istg if gamepass hikes again I'm tossing the console out the window

[amber sail]

I got lucky on my birthday

[astral basin]

Comp prices gonna skyrocket
Had this conversation recently
Its now or never atm

[twin dirge]

Luckily I'm a pro gamer and paid for gamepass before it hiked so I have like 4 more months to sit on before I need to actually pay

[astral basin]

And Microsoft is greedy af
The alleged steambox (not the gabe cube) is $1200 at time of rumors

[twin dirge]

I'm just gonna go to GameStop cuz they're still charging only 20

[twin dirge]

Gabecube might be what I switch to depending on price tbh

If it's less than 900 I'll probably end up swapping

[dull hamlet]

Big corpo's selling ram to these AI companies for AI processing just for people to use it for shit posting AI videos and AI chat bots

[amber sail]

Ew

[dull hamlet]

Now PCs are 2x the cost for what could be the next 5 years

[twin dirge]

I'm waiting for AI to explode tbh, it's incredibly expensive and not worth it rn

If they can somehow make it cheaper it'll boom but as it stands, shit will explode and die in a couple years

[amber sail]

It sadly not at this rate unless some crazy hacker group does it

[twin dirge]

Can we get a crazy hacker group to reset our net and shit back to the stone age

I'm ok with going back to kick the can and reading books

[dull hamlet]

Invest into the Airship industry, it's the new meta, trust

[drowsy prawn]

not sure why people are shitting on this AI bet, if it works world will literally go post-scarcity in years

[astral basin]

Gabecube was supposedly 900
But w ram being bought at provider by big industry servers
Rumors say itll be more like 1200

[amber sail]

You giving me bioshock infinite vibes

[astral basin]

I paid 300 for my dinky series s

[somber stream]

1000+, likely

[astral basin]

Im livid

[twin dirge]

I hope it works for sure, it just isn't in a good place so

[somber stream]

Fuck AI

[drowsy prawn]

if it doesn't it's the billionaires who's going to lose money

[twin dirge]

I'm also praying it doesn't go terminator or sum

[astral basin]

Aki out here tryna resurrect flash games

[twin dirge]

^

[drowsy prawn]

it's like people don't want sci-fi robots servicing everything for free and want to slave away at 9-5 like their parents

[twin dirge]

It was a simpler time back then

[fast gorge]

what class should i play

[dull hamlet]

Investing into Airships used for transporting cargo will make you big rich, it's gonna be huge in the future, trust

[twin dirge]

Ogryn

[analog marsh]

Well, that's another market Lord Gaben can jump into. RAM manufacturing

[astral basin]

Zealot
But only if you hate yourself
Or like to suffer

[twin dirge]

Fuck

[fast gorge]

i flagellate myself all the time to avoid sickness

[twin dirge]

I was playing with a boba pearl and it popped and exploded on my hand

[astral basin]

Fun

[dull hamlet]

I'm not against AI, I just hate how people think it's the answer to everything

[amber sail]

True

[twin dirge]

I'm against AI, I'm not against robots

You can make robots without AI

I don't think we should be making things more intelligent than us, that's all

[halcyon pebble]

Wish darktide bots have better AI

[dull hamlet]

Depends on how it's used

[analog marsh]

Ai bubble will burst eventually.

Like Ai will be useful, but some kinds of Ai are just dogshit.

Like nobody is asking for an AI powered OS, but microsoft is out here trying to push their co-pilot bs.

[dull hamlet]

AI was meant to take the shit jobs while humans get the fun ones, not the other way around :((

[twin dirge]

How do we not know Ai has already hit the I have no mouth stage and it's just hiding itself buying time while it takes over

[drowsy prawn]

AI only have to do one thing, make it so people don't HAVE TO slave away at a job to make a living

[cosmic burrow]

shodan will be real

[drowsy prawn]

everything else is w/e

[twin dirge]

I think we should just make dumb robots that excel at single tasks

[amber sail]

Look how I see it if we do have to kill the stupid little weak necrons in the future I say we bundle waagh are heads off and fight the worthless scrap metal machines

[twin dirge]

Like a toilet cleaning robot

[dull hamlet]

Population decrease or colonisation of Mars

[halcyon pebble]

just watch neuro and see how it goes

[analog marsh]

Yeah, exactly. Make an Ai robot that can clean my house, those kind of Ai are actually useful.

[dull hamlet]

Roomba, my beloved

[twin dirge]

Make an AI that can clean the toilets at work so I don't have to

That would be fire

Just saying

Also, why aren't mop Roombas a thing

[feral vessel]

am i fucking stupid or what

[amber sail]

Make an ai that kills other ai

[analog marsh]

AI that can do my taxes and mow my lawn.

[twin dirge]

Have a vacuum/broom in the front and a mopper behind it

Boom

The ultra roomba

[feral vessel]

i feel stupid

[amber sail]

You probably are

[twin dirge]

I am

[feral vessel]

yeah probably

[twin dirge]

It's part of being human

We dumb

[amber sail]

https://tenor.com/view/srpelo-gif-21044949

[feral vessel]

it's just that i dont understand why normal enemies one to two shot you at full toughness and hp

[twin dirge]

Someone give an AI internet access

I wanna see what happens

[twin dirge]

Are on scum?

[feral vessel]

vet

[halcyon pebble]

Roomba with mop attachment already exist wdym

[twin dirge]

Idk then

Shout at them

[feral vessel]

it's not melee build vet maybe that's why

[dull hamlet]

North Korea

[amber sail]

Shoot and kill first five head

[analog marsh]

iirc that already happened. The AI became super racist and wanted to kill all humans instantly lmao.

[twin dirge]

Sounds like we should stop making AI then

[halcyon pebble]

Single lone enemies have higher damage than mob enemies (6 unit whacking at you)

[dull hamlet]

Is a full squad of Ogryns possible in pubs?

[sweet wraith]

Absolutely

[astral basin]

Step 1: slot shovel

[amber sail]

Step2: die

[twin dirge]

Step 3: profit regardless

[modern bobcat]

crowbar hive scumm is really fun

[amber sail]

Step 4: die (again)

[modern bobcat]

that was me actually

[twin dirge]

Based and true

[astral basin]

Ngl. With the amount of filth and stupidity the human race has and subjects to the internet
Its unsurprising an ai went the racist route
The most vocal tend to be hateful extremists

[twin dirge]

Remember kids, the internet is not a safe space

[feral vessel]

i fucking cant

i didnt play darktide for a week and now i suck ass

[amber sail]

I'm just saying if I had the powers of a god I'm putting everyone in warhammer

[modern bobcat]

like obama said: yes we can

[sweet wraith]

More surprising is that the ai didn't enshittify itself to death

[drowsy prawn]

you are talking about Tay? 😂

[astral basin]

Can we fix it?

[twin dirge]

You better make me a fuckin janitor or servitor, don't submit me to that

[dull hamlet]

If I were god I'd delete France

[feral vessel]

i love dropping into a room and getting shot to death by a firing squad of trash shooters

[surreal onyx]

Low level havoc runs are scarce today. This could pose a problem.

[amber sail]

Your gonna be a chaos noise marine

[modern bobcat]

imagine being a servitor but they program you to have a live feed to all of twitter to "keep you entertained"

[twin dirge]

This works

[surreal onyx]

Nah. Should be Goff Rocker.

[feral vessel]

goff rocka??

[amber sail]

Oooo your gonna be loudest of them all

[surreal onyx]

Yis.

[twin dirge]

I'm already the loudest

[modern bobcat]

noise marines would be too easily defeated by old men in their pyjamas after exactly 11 pm on a week night

[surreal onyx]

Like Noise Marines, but cooler.

[amber sail]

Nuh uh

[twin dirge]

If I did end up in Warhammer id probably fall to whatever chaos God gave me immortality no matter how much my ahh mutates

[astral basin]

You could be getting your booty cleaned in a seedy corner of a pleasure planet

[amber sail]

Nurgle?

[surreal onyx]

So… Moebian 6th?

[twin dirge]

I'll shit myself to live forever

Ez w

[feral vessel]

if i was in warhammer i would probably be a shitty administratum scribe

[surreal onyx]

Yup. Moebian 6th.

[feral vessel]

pretty cozy existence

[modern bobcat]

nurgle is less immortality than extremely slow death

[dull hamlet]

We've all got a little bit of Nurgle in us, only after Mexican food though

[feral vessel]

the snail

[amber sail]

I wanna be a great unclean one

[twin dirge]

Ykw, slow is better than base speed to me

[surreal onyx]

Nurgle dudes feel no pain. That’s gotta count for something.

[feral vessel]

would anyone actually want to be a custodes

[modern bobcat]

asmongold is that you?

[drowsy prawn]

nurgle is the one chaos god nobody sees any attraction to 😒

[surreal onyx]

Ahem! Feel no pain!

[twin flower]

To be 10 feet tall banana boi? why not

[amber sail]

No he's the roach king big difference

[twin dirge]

Honestly hear me out, doesn't nurgle like, fuck with your senses so you don't actually smell yourself turning into a pile of fecal sores?

[dull hamlet]

He just like me fr 🙏

[astral basin]

Heres the thing about nurgle
The transformation into a demon prince is more like
A parasite evolving to take over your body
And you have to actively collect diseases like they were pokemon on a living dex account

[bronze wren]

I get that

[twin dirge]

Id be chill with rotting if I smell flowers while it's happening

[stiff reef]

When does the commodores ventures shop reset

[amber sail]

He's my favorite and I love him and I honestly wanna give him a hug

[dull hamlet]

Poison swamp ass

[twin flower]

The smell specifically?

[surreal onyx]

Wait till you get older and everything hurts for no reason. Nurgle will be appealing.

[twin dirge]

I can put a bag over my head, I would die if I had to smell puke for the rest of my life

[twin flower]

Death Guards look dope as hell ngl

[twin dirge]

I'm a huge death guard fan

[astral basin]

nurgle doesnt love you, he loves the worms growing in your belly

[blazing ibex]

shout out to the ogryn named stew that I just duo'd a monstrosity maelstrom with

that was fun

[twin flower]

Saturnine was made for death guard, can't change my mind

[drowsy prawn]

Let's not kid ourselves, given the chance this entire gen gonna turn slaanesh worship in the blink of an eye

[dull hamlet]

I only know 0.02% of WH40k lore

[sweet wraith]

Nurgle just wants to cook and garden

[analog marsh]

Yeah, could be that one.

Grok AI also went off the rails and became mechahitler at one point as well.

[twin flower]

So theres this dude called the Emperor..

[modern bobcat]

slaanesh demands perfection though

[twin flower]

[amber sail]

I wanna be a like nurgle or be someone that can take over nurgles place

[stiff reef]

When does the commodores ventures shop reset

[twin dirge]

I would try to willingly join nurgle but end up falling to slanaenae basically instantly cuz addiction is their thing

[amber sail]

I totally would I wanna be a chaos god

[twin flower]

People mentioned its every thurdays but idk

[dull hamlet]

Born to be a farmer, forced to be a Reddit mod

[sweet wraith]

This week

[twin flower]

Like a minor one?

[astral basin]

Most these hos vanilla af and start squealing the moment they realize the leather whip has anything on it

[amber sail]

No a big one

[twin flower]

Gotta compete with liek the existing 4 tho, what chaos would you be

[amber sail]

I wanna be a threat

[fast gorge]

dt pissed me off

ALL OF MY TEAMMATES ARE MORONS AND I DO NOTHING WRONG

[twin dirge]

Slanaenae would take everyone just because I don't think there's many people alive today that don't do something in excess

[fast gorge]

cope of the day

[drowsy prawn]

it's a slippery slope gateway drug kind of thing, frogs don't feel a thing when boiled slowly so to speak 😏

[amber sail]

And

[twin flower]

Slanaenae lmao

Good name

[twin dirge]

I can't ever rmr how to spell it so I made my own way

[twin dirge]

2 es 2 as 2 xs

Idk anymore

[amber sail]

Slaughter to prevail or some shit idk

[twin flower]

Soo. Khorne basically

[surreal onyx]

Alex Terrible is great. His collab with Baby Metal was peak.

[amber sail]

Facts

[modern bobcat]

Khorne would be an influencer selling PEPtides on a true murder podcast

[fast gorge]

back to cagsville

[surreal onyx]

Yeah, definitely a Khorne worshiper.

[twin flower]

Choices choices

[surreal onyx]

Although… with that voice… could be with Slaanesh.

[twin dirge]

Khorne would just be the epitome of performance male ngl

[amber sail]

Me? I mean just love chaos but khorne is my second choice if I couldn't choose nurgle

[twin dirge]

Would definitely have a brochure for his podcast on him at all times

And a lot of roid rage

(he claims he's natty)

[sweet wraith]

Mfs be like "i wanna be a slaaneshi daemon uwu" and then most of them turn around and run out of the slaaneshi daemon application waiting room as soon as the leather chairs start screaming

[surreal onyx]

I believe he’s natural. Russians have good body building genes. They have the potential to be big dudes.

[dull hamlet]

What's heresy

[indigo compass]

where do i ask for help with a penance?

[amber sail]

Just let me listen to my heavy metal and let me kill people man

[surreal onyx]

Pretty much. The ones who say that clearly missed the Hellraiser movies. Lol.

[twin flower]

I mean, Slanesh sounds like the type that would put a hole on you, and make you enjoy it

[twin dirge]

Khorne feels very Jake Pauly if you will

[amber sail]

How?

[modern bobcat]

Khorne has honour

[twin dirge]

Not actually lmfao

[surreal onyx]

Yeah, that feels not right.

[modern bobcat]

he's the Anthony Joshua

[twin dirge]

I think most people would end up a Khorne follower because he mutates you the least, yeah?

[amber sail]

Don't do that to favorite my chaos people

We just like fighting and blood and skulls

[modern bobcat]

Tzeentch would also have a podcast, but something mundane with a hidden subliminal message

In fact they could all have podcasts >_>

[amber sail]

I hate that stupid bird bastard

[modern bobcat]

Call me Slaany

[amber sail]

No

[amber sail]

[dull hamlet]

Cold morning breeze 🙌

[sweet wraith]

I'd wager a lot of people become khornate by accident

[surreal onyx]

When’s the best time of day to find people running low level havocs?

[modern bobcat]

Nurgle running one of those podcasts where he sells fake cancer cures

"Raw Meat Diet"

[astral basin]

Khorne is either. All in, or got sac’ed
Slaanesh is either use, or be used
Nurgle is. You are the food. The parasites birthed from you is gonna be what really gets demonhood
Tzeench is. You got just enough info, and you are falling in s rabbit hole in a bigger game than you ever realized

[modern bobcat]

Which region?

[surreal onyx]

North America.

[modern bobcat]

I find in Australia usually early evening weekends

But the playerbase here is small

[surreal onyx]

Hmmm. Many thanks. Guess I’ll keep looking around.

[modern bobcat]

They really need to create a server list like they had in Vermintide 2

[surreal onyx]

Yeah, hoping to make a run of 1-15 or so today. That’s one through 15.

[modern bobcat]

where Havoc games are just listed

The system they have is terrible

[surreal onyx]

Yeah, I agree.

[modern bobcat]

Would be much easier to just have a full list of all available Havoc games rather than selectable options like "My Havoc" / "Havoc" "Havoc 1-10" etc

[surreal onyx]

Part of me wishes you didn’t have to use party finder for havoc. But, I totally get why.

[drowsy prawn]

just filter by "my assignment" and it will show all havoc lobbies

nobody filter by "1-10"..etc. far as I know

[astral basin]

Fucking

Got dammit

Boss

[modern bobcat]

That still fails to show some lobbies for some reason

[feral vessel]

havoc matchmaking is just bad

let's not sugarcoat it

[drowsy prawn]

don't worry about those ones, people not posting their own assignment in lobbies are generally sus

[twin dirge]

Not there yet?

[modern bobcat]

Oh?

[dull hamlet]

Get this man a true

[twin dirge]

After 10 minutes I shoot a text saying to wtf

[modern bobcat]

Why suss?

That actually explains a lot

[nimble salmon]

Hm?

[fast gorge]

good luck finding a havoc match if you're not havoc 40 and 2000+ with true level

[surreal onyx]

I am, but I’m looking for low levels. lol.

[fast gorge]

even then its no gaurantee

[nimble salmon]

Me when I’m lying

[surreal onyx]

Oh, for sure. I’m seeing that now.

[drowsy prawn]

just host your own lobby and post your own assignment 😏

[zenith glade]

AI

[surreal onyx]

No havocs are currently being done in my region. 😐

[fast gorge]

i've been there and done that

no more havoc for me

[drowsy prawn]

😂

[blazing ibex]

Havoc in general has been kinda slow this season

[zenith glade]

Goop

It's cuz goop

[blazing ibex]

And rot

[surreal onyx]

Bah! I just want to get my 53rd armor. 😭

[thick fog]

since last season*

[fast gorge]

got my 53rd set in 1.0

[blazing ibex]

And the map rotation is, less than ideal.

[nimble salmon]

I still need to get to clearance 25

[thick fog]

We are like a month after scum update and still no new rotation

[drowsy prawn]

better question is why there have to be a map rotation in the first place, why can't they just do all maps 😒

[nimble salmon]

I just been helping people with low levels

[blazing ibex]

You know, I've always wondered that myself.

I genuinely don't see the point in a map rotation.

[twin dirge]

H40 ROLLING STEEL WHEN

[surreal onyx]

Would love to do that, but no one is here.

[twin dirge]

[blazing ibex]

Arguably, I think some maps just shouldn't even be able to be played in Havoc at all currently.

[drowsy prawn]

yeah okay maybe not SOME maps

cough cough

[nimble salmon]

Wdym?

[twin dirge]

[blazing ibex]

Silo Cluster is straight up not designed for that kind of density.

[modern bobcat]

Interzone Void

[surreal onyx]

Everyone I’ve seen this morning minus one has been shooting for the high level havocs.

Low levels are hard to come by apparently.

[blazing ibex]

I have better times playing that map than Silo Cluster, believe it or not.

[thick fog]

i think havoc should not be in the game at all

[nimble salmon]

Only thing I hate is the dark map, i can’t see as is…

[twin dirge]

I could give you low level havoc, by all means I'm H0

[thick fog]

[modern bobcat]

Just message the H40 team "Please carry me UwU"

[sleek harness]

Because leveling up is easy

[feral vessel]

best map in the game

[surreal onyx]

I say again, I’m a high level, but wishing to help a bunch of low levels.

[fast gorge]

wrong

[round mica]

HELLO CHAT

How we doing today

[surreal onyx]

I’ve already got the 53rd pants.

[feral vessel]

why are there so many slaaneshi related people in this chat

[drowsy prawn]

if there isn't a low lvl lobby just host your own low lvl lobby 🤷

[feral vessel]

been better

[fast gorge]

nurgle is so much cooler

[modern bobcat]

"Let me carry you Oniikun UwU"

[half rain]

Gm chat

[round mica]

Because Slaneesh is based

[sleek harness]

Happy to see that you changed pfp

[twin dirge]

Slanaenae is popular

[feral vessel]

who the fuck even likes slaanesh smh

[sleek harness]

Thank the lords

[surreal onyx]

It’s the internet. Where else would they be?

[modern bobcat]

Do I have to come up with all of these ideas myself

[round mica]

Hope you get better then :3

[drowsy prawn]

sex and drugs, so that's everybody

[feral vessel]

'haha funny sex god'

[fast gorge]

i sex your god

stupid!!

[nimble salmon]

Or just reject chaos and devote yourself to the greater good

[modern bobcat]

Apparently not Creative Assembly

[feral vessel]

i aint handing myself over to some necrons dressed in blue

[modern bobcat]

the new Slaanesh DLC is just an accounting simulator

[round mica]

Nil rolled a d20 and I decided to change it, soon I'll change it to a picture of my OC (finally found an artist who answered when I reached out to them)

[twin dirge]

I think I'll stick to rotting with my homies

[nimble salmon]

What do tau have to do with gaycrons?

[drowsy prawn]

40k total war soon though 😌

[fast gorge]

never listen to anything nil says or does

[sleek harness]

Who is Nip

Nil

[round mica]

People who diminish Slaneesh to just that is stupid

[feral vessel]

conspiracy theory

[nimble salmon]

With the lion

[fast gorge]

nil is an enemy of the state

[round mica]

Too late it already convinced me many times it deceived me many

[fast gorge]

do NOT listen to them

[round mica]

Based

???

So ficking cool...

[feral vessel]

supposedly, ethereals are somehow related to necrons

dont ask me

[fast gorge]

who you should really listen to

is me

[feral vessel]

this is just some shit i heard

[fast gorge]

because i am the goat.

[feral vessel]

i agree

[round mica]

Ok tell me your wisdom convince me

[fast gorge]

ask any goat his name and they'll say "my name is dogryn."

[feral vessel]

chaos is still awful trust me guys

[nimble salmon]

Eldar: maybe, Necrons: FUH NAH

[astral basin]

I need more defeatists for my necron army

[fast gorge]

you should change your pfp to a furry woman with big bouncing bazoingas

[feral vessel]

agree

you should've asked me

im the furry here

[fast gorge]

"the"

[feral vessel]

one of

is that better?

[fast gorge]

buzz lightyear shelf gif

[round mica]

Ok you might be wiser than Nil but theres still many more convincing to be done

[fast gorge]

we are all furries in this chat.

[round mica]

True..,,

[modern bobcat]

Hear me out: What if we uploaded the Emperor's consciousness/soul into a Necron body

[nimble salmon]

So basically to something that everyone needs in their life

[feral vessel]

i was present at time of the question being given

[round mica]

No

[feral vessel]

can we just put the emperor out of his misery already thanks

[round mica]

Your AI slop bores me

Delete it

[astral basin]

Ai slop?

[nimble salmon]

YES!!!! MAKE THE IMPERIUM COLLAPSE

[modern bobcat]

Who wouldn't want the Emperor to be walking around in a shiny metal body

[drowsy prawn]

this chat is spiraling into heresy levels that shouldn't be possible

[round mica]

Blow his fucking head in the golden throne

[fast gorge]

blow the emperor

[feral vessel]

replace the ministorum with the catholic church

and we'll be good

[modern bobcat]

We just stick his soul inside a Necron overlord body

all problems solved

[nimble salmon]

Just delete all religions

[dull hamlet]

[surreal onyx]

Might play some Tainted Grail today.

[fast gorge]

of all people the supposed femboy is like

[feral vessel]

the what now

[fast gorge]

"uh, no, we're not blowing the emperor."

[nimble salmon]

Only thing allowed to be worshipped is big boobies

[round mica]

I agree

Every religion except satanism

Very based and cool

[astral basin]

They almost did
Vandire made the ecclesiarchy all powerful
Now we have Sisters and more purging than intended

[feral vessel]

what if i'm bi though

[surreal onyx]

Tainted Grail is Skyrim but better. Set in the world of King Arthur.

[fast gorge]

moobs

big moobs

[feral vessel]

rooster

[round mica]

Ok blow the emperor and then shoot his head smoove off

[nimble salmon]

Should I walk into church wearing my slayer zip?

[fast gorge]

COCK!!!

[round mica]

Your what

[nimble salmon]

Dudes have those too

[feral vessel]

i know a satanist irl

[feral vessel]

i am aware

[round mica]

Cool

[feral vessel]

they do not, however, have mammaries

[delicate kite]

Hmmmmm what am I looking at

Looks sauceeeey

[feral vessel]

he's also a self proclaimed communist and enjoys being an obnoxious piece of shit

[fast gorge]

armoured knight man stomp naked man to death

[round mica]

Just find trans women with big bazonkers

[nimble salmon]

Slayer (band) zip up, it has a pentagram on the front

[feral vessel]

I JUST LIKE FEMBOYS TOO OKAY??

[fast gorge]

gay!!!

woke mind virus

[lilac crag]

gay as hell............

[fast gorge]

darktide has NO WOKE PLAYERS am i right guys?!!??

[nimble salmon]

That’s a good thing btw

[delicate kite]

People call me communist too but I’m just damned by association on the account of being Russian

[lilac crag]

actually psykers are woke

[fast gorge]

hope this helps!

[lilac crag]

anyone else is a blunt.......

[delicate kite]

someone sharing a blunt?

Where

[round mica]

Ew

[fast gorge]

they fucking made my pysker a homoerotic icon

[modern bobcat]

i did hate those players who woke the daemonhost last game

[nimble salmon]

I hope not, no furries as well right?

[modern bobcat]

that was levels of woke I didn't need in maelstrom

[fast gorge]

no furries

no woke mind virus

[feral vessel]

no sir none at all

merp

[fast gorge]

no femboys

[round mica]

Killing myself

[round mica]

Killing myself rn

[delicate kite]

Who cares furry yellow pink just keep bringing me saving atoma vibes

[feral vessel]

dont do it sibling

[molten charm]

quick question what's a pug. i've looked at some past discussion and it's a heavily used term

[fast gorge]

public game

[feral vessel]

as in the dog or

do you mean 'pub'

[nimble salmon]

It’s important to have those in here

[lilac crag]

there are no furries, no woke, no femboys, no lesbians, no gays, no NOTHING. this is 40k everything is supposed to be SUPER SERIOUS and PATRICK BATEMAN SIGMA sauce.

|| /s if it wasn't already blatant ||

[molten charm]

no they say pug

[modern bobcat]

dog with a deformed nasal passage that leads to serious chronic breathing difficulties

created by woke dog breeders

[fast gorge]

you know i dont listen to bottoms

some of you might need to get blocked

[delicate kite]

What does bottoms mean

[feral vessel]

first edition was more based than 11th by a massive margin

[fast gorge]

🎣

[round mica]

They said no furries and im a furry i need to kill myself

[fast gorge]

now we wait...

[feral vessel]

back in the day they had toyotas on the battlefield

[nimble salmon]

Im not a bottom

Somebody change that

[lilac crag]

I'm killing you on the account that you're simply too lively

[feral vessel]

dont worry sibling they can't hurt you

[fast gorge]

i can hurt you.

[feral vessel]

depends if you're talking mentally or physically

[delicate kite]

No is never an answer
Because
Why say no
When yes exists

[round mica]

pats you and then blows up

[lilac crag]

I'll take free pats. the explosion, not so much.

[nimble salmon]

Do you want to get blown up?

[fast gorge]

the only land i cannot reach is lithuania because i am banned from entering the country

but that is lore for another time

[feral vessel]

the imperium is woke because it allows abhumans to live

[delicate kite]

Everyone is already blowing me up

I’m like a balloon

[feral vessel]

checkmate conservatives

[nimble salmon]

Bro committed war crimes

[fast gorge]

i did a lot more than war crimes.

[nimble salmon]

NOT INFLATION

[feral vessel]

WHAT

[fast gorge]

i love inflation

i am so BIG

[drowsy karma]

What

Hell nah

[lilac crag]

it allows for easy gender transitioning too! +1 40k -1 IRL

[delicate kite]

Inflation rocks

Big friendly rock

[drowsy karma]

This is freaky af

[lilac crag]

bleeee

[feral vessel]

CASH ME OUT OF THIS MESS

[round mica]

Big... tummy...

[nimble salmon]

He said he’s like a balloon

[round mica]

squishes

[delicate kite]

🫃

[drowsy karma]

I know

I dont like that

[round mica]

Mpreg

[drowsy karma]

Thats weird

[feral vessel]

oh moderators general chat is spiraling into insanity again

[drowsy karma]

Its freaky

[nimble salmon]

Oh god we’re devolving again

[fast gorge]

[modern bobcat]

Call Hank

[round mica]

Bleeeeeh! explodes again

[drowsy karma]

They are already insane

[delicate kite]

Damn it took me years to figure out it’s not a pregnant Cadian but actually a bloated Cadian 🫄

[drowsy karma]

MIYABI

[feral vessel]

its leaking

[fast gorge]

the fun is now over

[drowsy karma]

Aint that nice

[round mica]

@ mods STOP GEN CHAT IS LOSING BRAIN CELLS AGAIN

@ MODS HELP HELP HELP

[feral vessel]

exterminatus on general chat rn

[somber stream]

@modern bobcat Are you west or east coast?

[fast gorge]

nothing is happening

[nimble salmon]

Mods there’s inflation happening

[modern bobcat]

West Coast of Oz

[fast gorge]

what is the big problem

[lilac crag]

nothing ever happens UNLESS you do this @obtuse oak

[urban beacon]

When did this chat start experiencing this "shift", to put it nicely? Like a handful of weirdos is whatever but I swear there's more every time I lurk now

[somber stream]

How is your connection to uhhhh Central Asia?

[drowsy karma]

They are always there

Lurking

Watching

[modern bobcat]

I have long and storied connections to Central Asia, including a rich uncle in Kazakhstan

[nimble salmon]

Chuds be like:

[lilac crag]

I've been here for over a year now, it's always been like this

[urban beacon]

No not like this

[delicate kite]

End of the year holidays

[round mica]

I am so ducking big

[lilac crag]

enjoy it!

[nimble salmon]

Will he get banned for this?

[urban beacon]

..Really?

[drowsy karma]

Mod

[feral vessel]

prolly not

maybe

[nimble salmon]

I don’t believe you

[modest flume]

People are bored and love to project so

[urban beacon]

So within the year

[molten charm]

so it's actually the employed people that make chat like this?

[urban beacon]

Got it

[lilac crag]

it was even worse when there were image perms LOL

[drowsy karma]

Send this man to the penar explosion chamber

[modern bobcat]

Dude with 69 in his name really out here judging the sex fiends

[urban beacon]

I think the lack of darktide content is to blame

[delicate kite]

You speak as if employed people are sane to begin with

[feral vessel]

mandated edict: 10 hours in the ball-crushing machine

[lilac crag]

calling me a chud is chuddy behavior I fear

[fast gorge]

im employed

[somber stream]

I meant your ping...

[delicate kite]

Same

[lilac crag]

also hank doesn't mind being pinged AFAIK guy comes here often

[urban beacon]

The name is ironic but I get what you're saying

[delicate kite]

Worst thing that ever happened to me

[feral vessel]

if you dont have balls then you get your shins broken with hammers

[nimble salmon]

You said nothing ever happens

[urban beacon]

I aint pinging no mods until it's something real bad or weird

[modern bobcat]

I seem to hit 90-120 connecting to SE Asia with PlagueDoctor

Not sure abt Central Asia

[somber stream]

Proper

[fast gorge]

im 6'7 making six figures a decade haha femboys hmu and intimidating women dni

[lilac crag]

(its part of the joke pls play along argue with me)

[feral vessel]

oh hi @somber stream

[fast gorge]

[somber stream]

Be back to you in a bit, we're going Havoc

[round mica]

Oughhhhh chudette

[somber stream]

Hello merp

[molten charm]

you're how tall?

[lilac crag]

that's you

[nimble salmon]

Huh?

Chud

[fast gorge]

6'7

[round mica]

True... oughh

[feral vessel]

are we feeling like talking about something normal now chat

[modern bobcat]

He got banned from Lithuania for the 6-7 meme

[cosmic burrow]

use human units

[urban beacon]

[lilac crag]

smacks you into chud pancake

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-067-67-6-7-six-seven-sixty-seven-gif-13940852437921483111

[feral vessel]

i am afraid i will have to write inquisitorial yaoi if this keeps going

[molten charm]

rare (i assume?) lithuania W

[fast gorge]

200cm

[lilac crag]

yup

[urban beacon]

[fast gorge]

more likely than you think

i got my tongue cut out a few days ago for

similar reasons.

[feral vessel]

so threatening yaoi fanfiction is more severe than inflatio

[nimble salmon]

2 meters

[somber stream]

@modern bobcat Strike team 69

[fast gorge]

i was slightly intoxicated.

[feral vessel]

on what
what did you drink

[cosmic burrow]

20 dm

[modern bobcat]

What unit of measurement does the Imperium use?

[feral vessel]

or take

[fast gorge]

who said i was drunk

[feral vessel]

it uses both

[fast gorge]

1 gummy bear from the dentist

[nimble salmon]

My cock

[molten charm]

the imperial ones, duh

[urban beacon]

They're both bad but the other weirdos seemed to have moved on from that topic. Yours was a very real threat to my eyes

[round mica]

Theres so much going on here my discord crashed

Im not kidding

[lilac crag]

good

[cosmic burrow]

damn

[lilac crag]

explode againx

[fast gorge]

opening my discord, right after a beer

[lilac crag]

!!!!!

[feral vessel]

whipping up obsidian, it's time to cook

[modern bobcat]

The Emperor protects

[round mica]

NOOO WHY WOULD YOU WISH TH-

[modern bobcat]

Coming

[somber stream]

Mhm

[fast gorge]

:3

[urban beacon]

[round mica]

Unique mpreg

[feral vessel]

i have seldom written fanfiction this is going to be awful

[fast gorge]

[round mica]

Change your name to unique mpreg

Now

[nimble salmon]

Why’s the neurolictor pregnant then?

[round mica]

It would be so cool

[nimble salmon]

And the carnifex?

[round mica]

Because i did the neurolictor

[fast gorge]

toss a coin to your fanfic writer

o valley of reddit

[nimble salmon]

And the hive tyrant?

And the termagant?

[nimble salmon]

You too?

[fast gorge]

THIS IS DARKTIDE GENERAL, IF YOU WANT TAME FANFICS TAKE YOUR SENSITIVE ASS BACK TO AO3

[lilac crag]

I need 2 disappear cus my phone is low and I'm still on the clock

[wheat harness]

Author seven billion fanfics

[lilac crag]

@round mica accept my request....... we must play arktide more

[fast gorge]

no

[delicate kite]

stop talking guys

save atoma

[fast gorge]

too busy scrolling twitter

[round mica]

Mb i was in the gym cuh

"Was" as im still here but at least im taking a breath

[round mica]

Im always doing the tyranids

[somber stream]

@modern bobcat 4483408785

[lilac crag]

WORK!!!! safely pls

I explode now

[nimble salmon]

Doing the nids doing doing the nids

[round mica]

does suicide grip on the bench and die from 100kg falling on my ribcage and lowkey exploding my organs

[round mica]

Hello mal

[arctic escarp]

hi

[round mica]

How are qe doin this evening

[round mica]

Karien is listening

[round mica]

Hallo aquila

[nimble salmon]

What if I do give you that malarkey?

[misty trench]

g'day g'day

[round mica]

Go white girl go

[round mica]

malarkeynuienly

[nimble salmon]

This has been the final straw, I’m gonna take estrogen

[elder merlin]

[round mica]

Based...

Estrogen can save you...

[nimble salmon]

Based? On what?

(Insert confused Na’vi here)

[nimble salmon]

Also why tf is there a foot on your profile pic

Like on the side

[round mica]

I have a tau version of that image

[nimble salmon]

I NEED IT

[round mica]

Erm because... very... cool...

[round mica]

Ill send it in zealot chat

Of i find it

[nimble salmon]

Where can I buy one?

[obtuse oak]

What now

[nimble salmon]

BAN

[round mica]

Mods

Blow that persons house with dynamite

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/picklejuicelover69-gif-1483426411005875907

[nimble salmon]

Please save us Donald Trump

😢

[misty trench]

I would sooner ask satan for help ngl

[nimble salmon]

No that’s what he’s saying tho

The chat is frying me 😭🙏

[round mica]

Satan would actually help you

[misty trench]

exactly!

[round mica]

Trump might start rambling nonsense

[nimble salmon]

Well yeah he’s portrayed as the good guy in the bible

[round mica]

Satan! What a guy, very red guy...

[misty trench]

nah he's totally asking Captain Wolfer for help

[round mica]

Captain wolfer please help me save me from the incredible four chuds who are killing all my armies

[nimble salmon]

I do the best helping and actually see I know a guy and he helps so much, such a good helper 🎃

[round mica]

Please please they soloed the daemonhost with a hammer

Wolfer please help me

[nimble salmon]

Oh Shit im so gonna get banned for doing jokes involving that guy

FUCK

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/saul-goodman-breaking-bad-pronouns-mutuals-better-call-saul-gif-25852289

[round mica]

This legit happened to me once and my friend garry

They got him

[amber delta]

Chat when new class

[round mica]

New class is tomorrow

[amber delta]

[nimble salmon]

When winter break ends, duh

[round mica]

You'll never believe this

It's a HIVE SCUM RIVAL GANG that has the same abilities and weapons and reskinned cosmetics

[nimble salmon]

They stole pronouns?

[round mica]

For 60 bucks

[amber delta]

Hive scum evil twin, hives-cum

[lilac crag]

something something, inflation, something something

I wasn't paying attention

[nimble salmon]

It’s illegal to say Ive-cum without the - btw

[round mica]

Twin... like.....

Idk

[round mica]

No he just vanished like they got him

[nimble salmon]

I just realized that everyone is just ignoring rule 3

The amount of horny and sex jokes I’ve seen on here is insane…

[round mica]

Rules are meant to be broken/j

[round mica]

Some times its funny but exaggerating it gets annoying and weird and if it gets too explicit it should stop

[nimble salmon]

Me listening to music

[round mica]

Go white girl go

Ok chat died ig ill doomscroll twitter

[fast gorge]

im back

the fun will now resume

[round mica]

There is no fun

"I see princess Peach roped you into this, M..."

[twin flower]

[fast gorge]

"Focus, M."

that video

has donme

irreperable damage

to triple a gaming

[round mica]

It's completely fucking deserved

[nimble salmon]

What? 😭

[round mica]

REALISM UNREAL 5 SLOP SHOULD BE KILLED

I hate games that try to make it realistic

I DONT WANT TO CHARACTERS TO HAVE ULTRA REALISTIC SKIN I DONT WANT EVERY SINGLE THING TO BE REALISTIC I WANT A GAME WITH AESTHETICS THAT ACTUALLY RUNS AND IS OPTIMIZED

[fast gorge]

someone turned mario into realism slop and gave it triple a dialogue

[round mica]

Go white girl go...

[twin flower]

Which mario is that

[fast gorge]

and it is the best video posted to twitter this year

[round mica]

To slander games revealed to be coming in the game awards

[round mica]

"Collect enough coins, and I might have an upgrade for you..."

[fast gorge]

its so fucking funny

[round mica]

"Slow and steady, M. Bowser's castle is up ahead..."

[nimble salmon]

Hello Mario

[fast gorge]

slander so good i could die

[twin flower]

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/this-slander-is-so-good-one-piece-slander-yuta-okkotsu-jjk-gif-1838148331228807527

Did you see the kung fu panda one

It genuinely so fucking funny

[fast gorge]

no i havent

oh my god i found it

[round mica]

Dude its so fucking good

[fast gorge]

im gonna start quoting that mario vid in calls

focus dogryn.

“That you Tigress? I see Shifu roped you into this too.”

[round mica]

I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THIS

[nimble salmon]

Tigress a baddie fr

[twin flower]

[round mica]

Sky is blue grass is green and water is wet

[nimble salmon]

Me too

I too am blue green and wet

[round mica]

Na'avi ahh statement

[nimble salmon]

Would

[round mica]

Who wouldnt

[quaint moss]

:> cheeseburger

[fast gorge]

I LOVE NA'VI WOMEN

[quaint moss]

the boy is playing veteran

and im playing me arby\

[fast gorge]

i am betraying the fuckn humanr ace NOW

NOW!!!

dude i saw a girl cosplay na'vi on twitter

that hit me like crack

[nimble salmon]

Wait a second

[round mica]

Dude

[quaint moss]

waits 2, out of spite

[round mica]

There are very few alien species or even demons/monsters in general i wouldnt betray humanity for

You might be able to count it in your hands

[nimble salmon]

Check dm

[round mica]

Yautja? Na'vi? Eldar? Tyranids? Xenomorphs?

Cracking all of em

[round mica]

Share

[fast gorge]

i saw that too but i meant something else

[twin flower]

Nids tho?

Actually nvm

[round mica]

You cannot believe how geeked I am

[nimble salmon]

Check dm

[quaint moss]

acid makes for no fun

[twin flower]

[quaint moss]

Unless its the funny acid

[round mica]

Skill issue

[twin flower]

Wont stop the freaktiders I dont think

[quaint moss]

see stars and shi

[quaint moss]

nothing is stopping full grip

[half rain]

I made an ogryn modeled after Jack Black

[twin flower]

Wym full grip :

[round mica]

Not even the god emperor would be able to pull me off the lictor

[nimble salmon]

Full grip on my…

[nimble salmon]

Don’t you mean out?

[fast gorge]

[twin flower]

[quaint moss]

[half rain]

[quaint moss]

on my girly man

[twin flower]

[round mica]

No you don't understand I will be embracing it completely you would NEED to pull me off COMPLETELY

BODY AND SOUL

[quaint moss]

[twin flower]

[twin flower]

[quaint moss]

its not about the money batman, its about the worship

[twin flower]

Guess DT a bit, am bored af

Eyo

[round mica]

Batman... I caught a lopunny Batman...

[quaint moss]

doing teh havoc yarp

[fast gorge]

there are no rules against the pokemon.

[twin flower]

Havoc grind with a bunch of randos

[quaint moss]

never have been :3

[round mica]

"NO JOKER PLEASE"

[quaint moss]

rip XD

[fast gorge]

my spotify playlist is literally named "skald banging hot aliens"

[round mica]

After trying it myself its not that bad ur just bad tbh

[fast gorge]

im so deadass rn

[round mica]

So fucking based

[twin flower]

shut up weezo

[round mica]

But at the same time

[twin flower]

[round mica]

Ew spotify

[fast gorge]

normally i'd just use youtube

[quaint moss]

show the xenos what they should be afraid of

[round mica]

Dude... dont call me that... what the fuck whats your actual problem, dude.
@ mods Flay him.

[twin flower]

[round mica]

My peanar

[fast gorge]

weezer

[twin flower]

[round mica]

WEEZO

[quaint moss]

peenhammer 39999

[fast gorge]

weezer

[round mica]

So many peanits

[fast gorge]

ultrakill