general-chat

[marsh iris]

mods take his gun

[round mica]

@ mods twist that guys balls

[lyric badger]

We could be doing mael in SA servers if you posted for it goober

[somber stream]

Try actually ping one, it would be funny

[marsh iris]

🗣️ grab his dick and twist it!

[round mica]

My mind often assumes no one talking in here could be in SA servers for some reason

Guess ill have to try NA servers

[round mica]

I am very afraid of the consequences of that action

[somber stream]

And this is why people won't remember your name

[somber stream]

What is Sybau?

[marsh iris]

<@&735928989146939404> ban me for a week

[round mica]

oh no

[marsh iris]

[round mica]

rip garut

[round mica]

shut your bitch ass up

[storm ember]

darktide ranged build

[lusty estuary]

WARDENS!! WARDENS PUT THIS GUY IN THE MACHINE!!

[round mica]

Mods timeout him for 1 week instead

[somber stream]

Actually don't i need this guy for Havoc comes morrow

[lusty estuary]

just vomited in my mouth please warn me next time you're about to say something like this

[storm ember]

morrow did what with the havoc

[marsh iris]

i need a peaceful week for the trip

[somber stream]

Wait motherfucker you're leaving TOMORROW?!!

[storm ember]

darktide melee build

[obtuse oak]

A banger

[obtuse oak]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0LhLKBFoWiBYxbJm9vnWeY?si=1FeWgbVCQi6oQCN9rs_Qog

[fiery wave]

Ask the rat to play then.

[storm ember]

I wanna go into a match with no talents and grey weapons

[somber stream]

Last time i listen to this gerne was around 2017

[short oar]

Everyone in SA servers go to NA servers, i say this because im SA

[fast lintel]

Guys when will Stalin added to 40k

[storm ember]

Ogryn

[short oar]

We already have mass murderers

[buoyant galleon]

hi
I'm here

[short oar]

Hi here im smooth

[modern bobcat]

I will be here for Havoc comes

[obtuse oak]

They didn't have bangers like this in 2017

[lyric frigate]

rannick is right here dawg

[zealous viper]

imperial navy cosmetics this thursday

[short oar]

Im going to kick you in the nuts

[buoyant galleon]

folks
im kind of shy and want to make a cheeky little friend to play darktide with without doing multiple rounds with LFG strangers

[short oar]

Ask then

[somber stream]

"Play with me? UwU" usually work

[buoyant galleon]

wanna be friends?:P lol

[short oar]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

Pretty simole really

Simple

[somber stream]

Shrimple

[modern bobcat]

Play Havoc 40 with me? UwU

[somber stream]

YES

Tomorrow

[buoyant galleon]

ill just leave this here!

hi people
looking for any certified homies of goodness and light / nonsense and whimsical!!!
🌟
dm!!! thanks!!!

• Andrew Tate

[somber stream]

Based

[rancid shore]

sup nerds

it is i

the recaf guy

[round mica]

I tried to and i hate it

too used to having 12ms

[hasty sky]

@fossil oasis my router just randomly lost connection lmao

Go on and finish the mission, gg

[fossil oasis]

Ohe, not able to get back in?

[round mica]

i dont think maelstrom is for me

[hasty sky]

Nope, no internet access rn

I mean I'll prolly get it in few mins back but we were about done anywho

[fossil oasis]

Yeah true, just kinda shitty that you're not gonna get any rewards for it

[fossil oasis]

Yeah Auric Maelstrom is brutal

[hollow karma]

Honestly same, that shit is wack

[clear wharf]

Sure
What’s your psn

[lyric badger]

:Ishowspeedtryingnottolaughface:

[hasty sky]

You saw my title lmao, I'm not missing out on anything I don't already have so dw

[clear wharf]

Cyberpunk mentioned

[fossil oasis]

Ig so yeah

[drowsy karma]

cyberpunk mention

i love my choom

[clear wharf]

Uh oh the crack heads been summoned

Quick anyone has a fridge that needs moving?

[hollow karma]

Is you’re refrigerator running?

[clear wharf]

Yes

[hollow karma]

I hope it wins the election!

[clear wharf]

XD

[hollow karma]

Hahahahah

Peak comedy

[drowsy karma]

do you want me to help move your refrigerator

[clear wharf]

Peak comedy

[clear wharf]

Nah

[lyric badger]

Can you sign my petition? Make Mods play darktide

[buoyant galleon]

Gucci-Brain-

[drowsy karma]

aw man

[hollow karma]

This reminded me of the Gucci gang song 😭

[drowsy karma]

is this what ive been known as

im not dissapointed i think

[buoyant galleon]

yeah:P exactly! it was an insider when I was younger

[round mica]

and i need to do it in order to unlock the stupid h40 stuff

[somber stream]

Would you hack a fridge?

[round mica]

id try

the shop refreshes tomorrow right?

[somber stream]

Okay so apparently smart fridges was hacked around 2014 to use as a proxy to send out scam mails

[rancid shore]

interestinmg

[buoyant galleon]

I used to have one O.o
wow
this all feels like a big roblox level these days idk

[drowsy karma]

i would

seem likes a fun time

[brave slate]

What is the purpose of a smart fridge?

[somber stream]

To fridge

[drowsy karma]

fancy fridge

[somber stream]

Smartly

[drowsy karma]

thats all about it

its a good fridge

[wooden creek]

Dataharvesting and advertising

[twin flower]

You can watch youtube on it

[lusty estuary]

it imbues your food with smart powers so when you eat it your head starts to hurt and you want to cry

this is very useful!

[obtuse oak]

Theoretically it would be nice to have a fridge that can scan the product labels in my fridge and automatically add products to my grocery order when they are absent

[fossil oasis]

Do Heresy Maelstrom instead

[obtuse oak]

But i dont know if smart fridges are capable of this

And if they are I can't afford them anyway.

[lusty estuary]

in theory they could be

[somber stream]

And now, introducing, a top of the line fridge from the 50s:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bE_cFJTajaI

[lusty estuary]

like the amazon pop-up grocery stores had a system that worked like that but in reverse

[brave slate]

Didn't it perform horribly and need constant human intervention to confirm what was taken?

[wanton spindle]

Idk how imma survive Las Vegas without kingdom hearts

[lusty estuary]

yeah

[storm ember]

Darktide minigame if you wanna disable a daemonhost you gotta run up n kiss it

[lilac crag]

need help?

[lusty estuary]

it was just a bad idea all around

[wooden creek]

That was literally just 1000 indians, it didn't have any AI at all pretty much

[drowsy karma]

so whats even the point

why just advertise its as a normal store

[brave slate]

The illusion of progress to improve shareholder value

[drowsy karma]

with amazon ig

[wooden creek]

I'm not even joking https://www.businessinsider.com/amazons-just-walk-out-actually-1-000-people-in-india-2024-4

[drowsy karma]

yea

rich people have the weirdest idea

[storm ember]

Im thinking new and controversial thoughts

[brave slate]

Share them so that we can steal them

[storm ember]

women

[somber stream]

Scandalous

[fair bridge]

@round mica i finished the toughness penance

catch up weezo

[drowsy karma]

abhorrent

such strange idea

[lusty estuary]

i guess considering the entire concept was just a scaled up version of like a hotel mini fridge that charges you for every item taken out of it this isn't terribly surprising

RFID scanners are fake and gay

santa has an infinite supply of christmas elves we could be using instead to make sure every product in walmart is accounted for

[slate skiff]

has anyone with an amd card managed to make the game playable after the updates old drivers dont seem to work and tweaking the config files also doesn't improve perfoormance

[rancid totem]

based. never stop reminding ppl of this

[steel gorge]

LISTEN YOU APES! DO YOU WANNA LIVE FOREVER! oh sorry...wrong universe. that being said. ammo and med crates do no good in your pocket when your team is low on either. especially when we're all yellow or orange on ammo and someone is calling over the voice comms for you to drop the crates. if you want your rations...make sure your peeps are healthed and ammo'd up!

[fossil oasis]

Chat does anyone wanna join me and Ceru on Tide rn

[lusty estuary]

what servers are you in...

[rancid totem]

holy shit cabbit detected

[lyric badger]

Im tidying up

[fair bridge]

i would love to but i am cooking lunch 😔

[lyric badger]

I can play on any server

[fossil oasis]

EU but can do any

[fossil oasis]

[lusty estuary]

i'm sure my ping will be fine

let me in...

[fossil oasis]

Send friend code

[lusty estuary]

will do let me load into the game first

[steel gorge]

why does that whole comment seem like the big bad wolf saying "little pig, little pig, let me in"?

[lusty estuary]

I am kind of like the big bad wolf but like the one from hoodwinked

[fossil oasis]

Oh fair, hope lunch is good at least

[round mica]

i already did all the stimm penances lol

[steel gorge]

fair. a lot of my friends are like Twitchy when they imbibe coffee. CAW FEE! YEA BABY! like watching a natural disaster...I swear

[round mica]

depends where are u from

[fair bridge]

[round mica]

dumbass weezo

[fair bridge]

im just chilling and ur mad

[lyric badger]

I do be streaming too

[steel gorge]

sigh. I miss streaming

[round mica]

i NEED the shop to refresh NOW

i have 3300 aquilas waiting for it

[steel gorge]

was gonna ask which one but you mean hallowette's

[round mica]

yeah

[lilac crag]

eu servs but I play the Americans too

[steel gorge]

i needs some cool new shit for my aribites, Tango. but I'm having a ball with my hive scum right now so I can be patient

[round mica]

i want the shop to refresh if theres anything good for the other 4 classes i can buy

[round mica]

im on east american servers

[lilac crag]

that's not an issue at all

80ms

[round mica]

pog

[lilac crag]

summon me at thine will, I'll join if I'm free

[round mica]

just let me get poorer wasting my mats to update my dual stub pistol

[steel gorge]

mmm I mean...outside of maybe some new skins for the psyker staffs, something truly snazzy for the recon las rifle for my vet...something truly horrifically gothic for my reliquary and the ability for my ogryn to carry something OTHER than the maul with the shield? I'm good

[round mica]

my code is 2076315843

[lilac crag]

aye, booting up and sending you in a sec

[round mica]

ngl i dont bother with weapons skins all that much i just care about drip

i want something other than the current zealot outfits cause all of em suck except for 1 which i already bought

[steel gorge]

dropping into the shit now. brb

[round mica]

actually im buyin the steel legion outfit and then wait for the shop to reset and see if i waste more money with aquilas

[lilac crag]

next Thursday reset btw

[modern bobcat]

Thursday coming or the one after?

[lilac crag]

Thursday comin

[round mica]

14h since i asked an twitter artist if they have commisions slots open and they havent answered me still

[somber stream]

It's going to be Necromunda enforcers for this week rotation

[lilac crag]

that a leak? I'd be happy if that's true

[somber stream]

Datamined, yeah

[round mica]

fuck

shit

i wanted something that looked like an amor

armor

[somber stream]

I mean, it is

[round mica]

im doing heresy malestrom

wait

[lilac crag]

sure, load us whenever

not in a rush

[round mica]

[somber stream]

Also Garut will be gone for a whole week so guess who's in the Havoc squad tomorrow

[round mica]

do we have pics of jus mentioning what its going to be

[somber stream]

Erm, i don't have them saved

[lilac crag]

[round mica]

fuck

[rocky moat]

I appear.

[round mica]

hallo

[rocky moat]

hello!

[lilac crag]

wife........

[twin flower]

[rocky moat]

is it me

[round mica]

does

[somber stream]

Ello Charlotte, been a while huh

[rocky moat]

hi

[round mica]

anyone know a good artist on twitter that accept comms for like at least 240 reais (idk how much that is in USD)

[twin flower]

any artist?

[obtuse oak]

holy shit they made the currency from disco elysium into a real coin

[somber stream]

I think it was Reál

[fair bridge]

reals is real.........

[somber stream]

Also yes

[rocky moat]

Waow

[fair bridge]

waow

[twin flower]

[fair bridge]

[hasty sky]

Woaw

[brave slate]

What happens when you get fake reals?

[lilac crag]

Jordans

[round mica]

i tried to push the fucking bursters right when my character got exhausted

turned out i justgot oppenheimered out of existence

[twin flower]

Git gud

[lyric badger]

~(owo)~

[tired steeple]

Hello

[lyric badger]

Aye

[carmine steppe]

What do you want to commission?

Is it inquisitor art?

Or Tzeentch trickery

[twin flower]

r34 stuff

[lyric badger]

@low hemlock

[round mica]

yippey

[steel gorge]

LOL I love it when I'm running my arbrites and the dog pushes it into me. I'm like "really mutt?"

[round mica]

explicit art of my oc

[lilac crag]

@round mica that was all from me ma'am

[tired steeple]

Hello alex

[round mica]

ty

[lilac crag]

hi magos!!

[kindred stump]

I'm gonna take a nap.

I sure hope sharks don't come and eat me so I don't have to think about taxes and responsibilities

Leaves door open and sink running

[lilac crag]

dm me whenever u wanna play n stuff I'm usually free

[round mica]

explicit in as she just is naked, notsupposed to be r34 stuff

artistic nudity

[somber stream]

Interesting request

[lilac crag]

also, my wife said no

[storm ember]

Me instead me instead

[lilac crag]

@rocky moat

[round mica]

[somber stream]

That was a joke

[storm ember]

I want my darktide old man to look good

[steel gorge]

hmmm have to wait for the basement to fill but I've got some sharks I can dump in there...

[storm ember]

My Darktide Dilf

[rocky moat]

yeah its bad for his health

[tired steeple]

Oh you’re matching pfps that’s cute

[rocky moat]

hes been really sick lately because of havoc

[lilac crag]

my wife said no.....

[somber stream]

Charlotte

Forbade you

[rocky moat]

hi

[somber stream]

From Havoc?

[round mica]

She's powered by blood and all and since I'm making her a space marine vampire i want art of her in pool of blood

[rocky moat]

yes i did

[round mica]

like a literal pool

[somber stream]

HOW

[round mica]

oki doki

[rocky moat]

its easy

[lilac crag]

aye, I don't do the rules, she does

[carmine steppe]

So like a night lord

[round mica]

i usually play after work so

[tired steeple]

Alex: mummy said no!

[round mica]

kind of late stuff

[round mica]

She has half NightLord and half Blood Angel gene-seed

[lilac crag]

so long as it's around this hour

I work a 9-5

[twin flower]

[round mica]

bleh :3 oke

[lilac crag]

and then I nap like a FAT FUCKING CHUD for 2 hours

ble

[somber stream]

Also how exactly

Did Havoc inflict sickness on you

[lilac crag]

I burnt out and did not listen to my mental health

[round mica]

time to start doing havoc ig

[lilac crag]

now I have a severe flu

[somber stream]

Oh okay, rest then

Get well soon Alex

[twin flower]

Getting from sick from video games would a new one

[lilac crag]

it was that one fuckin scum that pissed me off so hard I ranted till I had a nosebleed

high havoc random lobbies are bad for my health, I reckon

am gonna play marvel rivals instead.........

[tired steeple]

Just ate a hotdog

Are you okay

If I was pissed I wouldn’t play rivals

[lilac crag]

it's with the wifey so all is chill

[somber stream]

Me but in War Thunder Tier 12.0+

[tired steeple]

Makes sense then

[lilac crag]

and I am feeling better than 2 days ago

I couldn't get out of bed

[lilac crag]

real tbh

[carmine steppe]

True

Man hero shooters are cool (sometimes) but my aim fucking sucks

[round mica]

3 arbites and 1 hive scum in a havoc match

this boutta be fun huh

[tired steeple]

I usually play characters that don’t need aim

[carmine steppe]

Yeah but I also wanna play the other cool characters

[carmine steppe]

Honestly I don't even know why aiming is an issue (for me) cause in other shooting games I do fine

[twin flower]

da hell is that

[twin flower]

is it the pvp shooter ones

if its me, I generally have bad aim against other people

[carmine steppe]

I fell like hero shooters stick out more cause I have no problems with games like call of duty

Granted you always get 2 people that move like a rat on drugs

[twin flower]

lmao real

not much a fan of competitive shooters anymore in my case either

[carmine steppe]

The moment they add wall running, flying and dropping that shit becomes hard

Cause you gotta be doing a 360 just to locate the spasming little gremlin

[carmine steppe]

Yeah I noticed I suddenly have more fun with other games, like literally any other game

[twin flower]

yeah, am liking more games that generally just have pve instead of pvp, maybe still depends if its a genre im into

[carmine steppe]

I played 2 hours of rivals and I was feeling miserable, I decided to change the game and play clover pit and i was happy in minutes.
I guess the lesson to be learned here is that gambling solves all your problems and gives you happiness

[twin flower]

hmm, clover pit?

[outer jasper]

No the solution is don’t douse yourself in sewage

I’d rather slam a suitcase close on my nuts than play rivals

[carmine steppe]

And gamble all the way

[outer jasper]

Gambling helps too yes

[carmine steppe]

True but the designs and abilities are so cool

[twin flower]

oh, its a gambling game

I think my go to to relax is rougelites atm

[carmine steppe]

It's like you are stuck in the layer of hell of greed

[twin flower]

roguelites or something with open world sandbox

[twin flower]

Huh, and you just play to earn more money am guessing?

or is there an endgame

[carmine steppe]

The endgame is to keep gambling

Honestly I don't know

[twin flower]

Never did much gambling so I wouldnt know the thrill about any such games tbh

irl or in games

[carmine steppe]

I haven't played enough but it's basically a roguelike game of a slot machine

[twin flower]

I liked playing poker for a time despite not knowing shit about it

[twin flower]

what makes it roguelite

[carmine steppe]

You get different modifiers each run and you have to meet a deadline

The gist is to get good modifiers to make a good build and earn enough coins to make all deadlines

[lyric badger]

had a friend who would never talk to me or our other friends but was the first one to hop in if we were playing texas hold em poker

[round mica]

ena

[twin flower]

kinda sounds like balatro, without the deadline part, but I have yet to try that game

mate of mine seems to enjoy it lately

[lyric badger]

r

[twin flower]

uhh, i is me

[twin flower]

I can see it being an enjoyable card game yeah, maybe he just wants people to play with

when I tried it we just played for the heck of it using like fake ass chips, friend was trying to get us into it

[carmine steppe]

In balastro you have to beat the anti's which is similar to the deadlines but yeah

[feral vessel]

i painted part of my death rider's saddle with metallic (accidentally)

i am deeply distraught

[fair bridge]

longest lunch ever

jfc

[feral vessel]

lunch?

i had soup for lunch

[fair bridge]

i reheated a whole chicken

gonna have leftovers for weeks

[twin flower]

from one chicken?

[fair bridge]

just two of us

we don't eat a lot

[feral vessel]

there's half a kilo of rizeks left in my aunt's fridge

actually maybe that's lowballing it

[twin flower]

[vivid tapir]

Gonna be running some Heresy or Damnation on my Vet if anyone is interested

[fair bridge]

turning off most of the graphics settings apart from high quality textures makes the game look a lot sharper to me

[feral vessel]

so I'm not the only one who finds that it looks sorta.. blurry?

[fair bridge]

i like that we're at a point now where a game's "low quality graphics" still look super good

[fair bridge]

yeah they totally do

[feral vessel]

everything looks blurry unless it's directly next to the camera

[fair bridge]

maybe see if DoF is turned on

[feral vessel]

never once have i enabled depth of field

on any game where it's an option

[hasty sky]

I don't even mind any of the 'controversial' effects except for motion blur

[feral vessel]

motion blur is bad
it makes my head hurt

[carmine steppe]

Yeah but new games have to be made with the latest graphics video card possible in mind

Also they will run like shit and people won't be able to buy new graphics cards due to AI

[feral vessel]

i have a 3 gb stick of ram

for how much can i theoretically sell it if need be

[carmine steppe]

Not a lot

[feral vessel]

meh

i use it as a keychain

[round mica]

bleeeh

[feral vessel]

important question
which death rider gets pink hair

[amber delta]

thank you AI Will Smith eating spaghetti for making PCs unaffordable

[round mica]

billions must die

[amber delta]

[feral vessel]

causality

[twin flower]

[zealous viper]

explosion

[round mica]

teehee

[zealous viper]

imperial navy cosmetics this thursday 🙏

we ALL want this

[lyric badger]

Boo womp

[lyric badger]

Whoever thought adding motion blur into games was a good idea needs to be lynched tbf!!!

It only adds onto your processes and chugs rigs more than it helps

At most, it should only be on the edges of the screen when you are going super fast

[lusty estuary]

no but motion blur is soooo cool because it's like it's like it's like it's like a movie...

[noble chasm]

how to fix backend error: error signing in

[noble chasm]

cant play the game since 24 december

the servers cant be down this long

[fair bridge]

https://support.fatshark.se

[lyric badger]

We've been playing this entire time chief!!!

[noble chasm]

i was joking on the servers down part but this is an off and on issue since before christmas

i have tried everything

[lyric badger]

Did you already verify your files

[fair bridge]

go to https://support.fatshark.se

[noble chasm]

yes

[noble chasm]

it has been of no help

i have tried everything

[fair bridge]

did you file a ticket

[round mica]

and bloom...

[noble chasm]

i have literally disabled the firewall on my router if that helps

[fair bridge]

did you file a ticket with fatshark

[noble chasm]

where?

[fair bridge]

https://support.fatshark.se/

[round mica]

i might legit send a ticket for fatshark for the fact i can lag out on south american servers on WHERE I AM while playing NA servers completely fine

there needs to be a reason for that to happen dude

[delicate kite]

i wish they added blackjack or something onto mourningstar

or like

knife bomb sniper rifle

[fair bridge]

keep in mind that the servers don't belong to fatshark

they're probably AWS or some shit

[vague elm]

If ARC gets a social space in Speranza I'll play

[round mica]

arc...

evolved....

[fossil oasis]

Chat come join Auric Maelstrom

[round mica]

no

[vague elm]

I'm down code is in prof

[fossil oasis]

Invite sent :3

[timid geode]

I heard dark tide 2 is gonna be a moba

[lusty estuary]

thank. god.

[fossil oasis]

I hope they add Gacha mechanics

[lusty estuary]

loot crates now.

[noble chasm]

mate this issue seems to not have been resolved

[timid geode]

Oh wait, they already did

[fossil oasis]

They should make it a mobile game

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/old-people-pressing-buttons-old-people-gambling-old-people-gif-7532496304787656770

[lusty estuary]

android exclusive

[fossil oasis]

Nah put it on apple arcade

Total player count of like 3 people

[vague elm]

Put it on Wii store

[gritty carbon]

why is your name getting longer and longer

[round mica]

fym this is the first time i changed

[hazy kestrel]

This just reminded me that I was gonna buy a book about this type of silly medieval art. I wonder why I never did.

[gritty carbon]

why is your name getting longer

[round mica]

slaneesh

[round mica]

@fair bridge weezo

[gritty carbon]

nayuta reveal in 2025 trust

[round mica]

[outer jasper]

What the fuck? Is nayuta a thing?

[noble chasm]

I can't file the ticket

is there no support channel here?

[vague elm]

This is discord.

[hazy kestrel]

Go to the forum.

[molten charm]

so i'm level 19 now and i still don't know the difference between scab and dreg. am i supposed to?

[hazy kestrel]

Scab are armored flak guys. Dregs are cultist looking guys.

[molten charm]

i thought they were like different factions appearing in different missions. thanks
i'm asking because i unlocked the weekly mission guy and one of the things is kill scabs with ranged

or was it dregs. fuck

[hazy kestrel]

Well, technically they are.

The scabs are the Moebian VI troops.

Which are allied with the Admonition Cult (The Dregs).

All under Papa Nurgle’s banner, essentially.

[noble chasm]

don't how this keeps happening, i will be playing the game normally then boom, backend issue, and then a bunch of fiddling and messing around the game starts working.

this shid will ruin an hour or two every time i try to play the game

[fair bridge]

i already told you where to go

https://support.fatshark.se

[noble chasm]

i cant mate

[fair bridge]

why not

[noble chasm]

Fatshark Support will be unavailable until Friday, January 2, 2026. Support submissions will reopen on this date. Thank you for your understanding, and Happy Holidays!

[fair bridge]

ah!

my apologies

[noble chasm]

they have abandoned me man

[dim tiger]

just finished campaign and hit lvl 30 should i just do quickplay with grims and scriptures to get gearscore 500 gear ?

[fair bridge]

no, they just went on holiday

[buoyant summit]

So when are they gonna make the missions and the lore behind it more cohesive and in-game? It's kinda missing that huge part and the story itself isn't presented well. Kinda makes the missions soulless and random "to-do" tasks rather than an experience for the player.

[lucid pulsar]

is Mez's modpack a good starting point for modding?

[buoyant summit]

It's been how long since this game has been released and it still doesn't have a connective story in-game?

[fair bridge]

https://discord.gg/rKYWtaDx4D

ask here, they are better informed

[lucid pulsar]

my goat ty

[fair bridge]

im not a goat........................

wtf..................................................

[lucid pulsar]

link is expired

[wooden creek]

They added a campaign system in the Battle For Tertium update before summer this year

[fair bridge]

shouldn't be - that's their permalink. try refreshing discord with ctrl+r

[wooden creek]

Press the Special Assignments button on your mission board and you can select between the Battle For Tertium and No Man's Land campaigns, they present missions in a specific order and have unique dialogue and debrief cutscenes afterwards.

[lucid pulsar]

yep just had to refresh

[fair bridge]

cool

my discord does that sometimes

shitty app

[lusty estuary]

hey.

be nice to discord.

[fair bridge]

my rage cannot be contained

[lusty estuary]

the one guy they beat to make updates for this shitty software works very hard to get you new items in the discord super store or whatever

[fast gorge]

LEAVE MY MULTI MILLION DOLLAR COMPANY ALONE

[lusty estuary]

rolling 2d20 and if i get above a 16 i'm going to kill myself in front of you to change the course of your life FOREVER

[outer jasper]

There are no goals

Shoot heretics, have fun

[fast gorge]

absolute coal alert

[quaint moss]

[hollow karma]

It’s grogin time

[quaint moss]

[feral vessel]

my wifi conveniently going down the gutter when i try to play anything at night

FUCK YOU WIRELESS

[fast gorge]

absolutely based

[feral vessel]

i fucking hate wireless wifi

[hasty sky]

why did you say wireless twice

[feral vessel]

because i hate it so much

[vague elm]

Chai tea

[hasty sky]

Understandable

[vague elm]

ATM machine

[feral vessel]

👍

[somber stream]

RIP in peace

[vague elm]

Corrupt government

[feral vessel]

im playing nikke if darktide won't be capable of running properly

[fast gorge]

a fate worse than death

[feral vessel]

truly

havent spent a dime on the game (yet)

[gilded socket]

Im

[somber stream]

Is that the game with anime butts

[fast gorge]

that doesnt narrow it down

at all

[hollow karma]

Your

[fast gorge]

but it is a gooner game

[feral vessel]

be more specific

[somber stream]

No like the butt is the main thing about it

[feral vessel]

that's like a very general term

[somber stream]

Girl shoot guns, showing butts

[feral vessel]

main thing about it is wasting 120 dollars on gacha pulls to get costumes

get it right

what the fuck is wrong with my network dawg

so during the day it's capable of working normally but the second i decide to try and 'relax' it just shits itself

[somber stream]

Complain with ISP

threaten to change provider

Internet magically repair itself

[feral vessel]

good idea

[quaint moss]

simply eatd the bad connection

could see no wrong

[feral vessel]

was this reply made by an ogryn

[fast gorge]

life when you just start eating people

[feral vessel]

54 mbps receive is insane

[quaint moss]

.....no

[feral vessel]

that's like a little higher than what i got at my local bus station

[quaint moss]

cantn't relate

[feral vessel]

was this reply made by three tyranids in a trench coat

[elder merlin]

[elder merlin]

@brazen pelican

[vague elm]

Three hungry ogryns in a Tyranid coat

[quaint moss]

......no

[fast gorge]

bulgarian hands made this post..

[feral vessel]

the only reason why i hate tyranids is because of the people that play them being obnoxious pieces of shit

which is sort of the reason i hate space marines too

[vague elm]

And kriegfans

[fast gorge]

"oh you like [X SCI-FI FACTION HERE]?"

"would get stomped by astartes lol"

[quaint moss]

[feral vessel]

hey im one of those (moderate)

[fast gorge]

0 models built 0 books read 7 reddit arguments over powerscaling

[vague elm]

We need a counter for (_) days since a kreiger asked when the set is back in store

[quaint moss]

krieg is a nice shithole, ill have you know

[sonic sonnet]

I've started listening to the soundtrack to fall asleep

I NEED to get back on Darktide

[feral vessel]

in my nearest hobby shop (which is on the other side of the country) they're in stock constantly

[sonic sonnet]

It's basically a death world, isn't it

[feral vessel]

idfk what these people are on about

[vague elm]

I meant cosmetics in DT store

[fast gorge]

READ A NOVEL

READDD WARHAMMER FANS

READ

[feral vessel]

oh right kriegslop

i love my kriegslop!

[quaint moss]

dont think any stores near me sell warhammy stuff

[vague elm]

Say the line

[feral vessel]

assembled a few models
read a few novels
0 reddit arguments had

am i 'based'?

[quaint moss]

[hazy kestrel]

Fix bayonets?

[vague elm]

Close enough

[fast gorge]

guardsmen

affix shovels

in the name of the emperor-of-reddit

[limber salmon]

Which mod lets you check shops from the char selection screen?

[fast gorge]

you will now look at a world eater and all say

[gilded socket]

Im like if danzig was taller and a girl failure

[fast gorge]

"THINK TRAITOR THINK"

with the same unfunny joke

every time

[feral vessel]

hey that's
that's the name of the tactical thingamagig from the codex

was it called a tactical action

[vague elm]

Speaking of kreigs.
Wtf is with the pseudo ss logo on the toxcorp outifts

[quaint moss]

internet person on this box, what is a danzig

[feral vessel]

Which?

[hazy kestrel]

Is that the blue one?

[vague elm]

Red lighting bolt in white circle

[hazy kestrel]

Ah, that’s Steel Legion

[lusty estuary]

okay so like

[quaint moss]

i love gambling mayhaps?

[feral vessel]

steel legion

[vague elm]

Wow

[quaint moss]

nuh

[lusty estuary]

the steel legion are actually the hitler brigade

[gilded socket]

Google

[vague elm]

A little on the nose

[quaint moss]

never

[fast gorge]

this is why the steel legion is for bums

no better than krieg fans in my eyes

[feral vessel]

hey wait a second
morrow is from the steel legion

[vague elm]

Fuck morrow

[hazy kestrel]

Them’s fighting words.

[fast gorge]

morrow is also a bum

[quaint moss]

what in a sentence did i read

and probably

[gilded socket]

You do know the steel legion is different from the kriegers right?

[lusty estuary]

a lot of people associate the kriegers with germany but their aesthetics are more closer related to the french than imperial germany

the steel legion on the other hand

[fast gorge]

i kill five million daemons a day, ten times that in heretics and this guy is acting like he has more confirmed kills beyond fragging a corrupted commisar

[feral vessel]

krieg is inspired by french uniforms from ww1 by the way

the gas mask is also inspired by a british mask im pretty sure

[vague elm]

And yet SS trench coats

[fast gorge]

oh my god bruh

[hasty sky]

[lusty estuary]

okay. those are not SS trench coats

[gilded socket]

Pulls from american, russian and german paratrooper uniforms

[lusty estuary]

those are just normal trench coats

[feral vessel]

the only thing german about the death korps is the name of their homeworld

[fast gorge]

doesnt know basic uniforms award

dear lord

RELEASEEEE MEE!!!!

[quaint moss]

uh what if me eatd me commisar

[feral vessel]

1st edition imperial uniforms were considerably more SS inspired than anything we have now

[gilded socket]

“Oooo long trench coat and big tall boots!!! Must be a nazi!!!”

[vague elm]

Shhhhh all trench coats are SS trench coats now. Even though imperial officers look more like the SS anyways

[lusty estuary]

that's not true.

not every trench coat looks the same.

draw your blade

[gilded socket]

Is he stuoid?

[lusty estuary]

I will slay you

[quaint moss]

und ze fancy towardz ze facist taste

[gilded socket]

I don’t frot in public

[lusty estuary]

all members of the global hitler brigade

[quaint moss]

[i took german, f u >:)]

[lusty estuary]

amerikkka eternal century of humiliation

[gilded socket]

Try telling a Russian irl that they are apart of the hitler brigade

[lusty estuary]

I will

[feral vessel]

can we obliterate the entirety of the imperial guard please thanks

[fast gorge]

they molested the money

its OVER

[fast gorge]

bring back the solar auxilla

[lusty estuary]

only the ones I don't like

[quaint moss]

only if they build taco bell on terra

[vague elm]

End the imperium and let the Ogryns make all the rules

[feral vessel]

there is a fucking taco bell on terra

it's just like 4 miles underground

[quaint moss]

prove it

[fast gorge]

im looking man there is no taco bell here

[feral vessel]

kaldar draigo told me

[quaint moss]

that doesnt count

i need a tactical assault taco bell

[lusty estuary]

jaq draco please save us

[vague elm]

Use Votann Beacon technology to replace the Imperiums beacon and get the emperor off the throne so I can pimp slap the fucker myself

[feral vessel]

terminus decree seems like a good idea now

make one insane old man throw hands with the other

[hazy kestrel]

I’m kinda craving Chipotle today, but alas, my stomach is unhappy thanks to something I ate 2 days ago.

[quaint moss]

the story goes.... unfortunately magnus turned traitor

[feral vessel]

fucking magnus

[fast gorge]

Sorry Grey Knights, but the power fantasy will stop.

[quaint moss]

XD

[fast gorge]

[hazy kestrel]

And Chipotle also irritates it lmao.

[feral vessel]

i bet
i bet
the grey knights really like kpop
could it be said that..
they're kpop daemon hunters?

that was awful sorry

[fast gorge]

coal.

[lusty estuary]

maybe if the gray knights just kept violently killing more sisters of battle none of this would've happened

[quaint moss]

"emperor has text to speech" is a good series
prob not, i have weird taste

[fast gorge]

coal award.

[vague elm]

That's okay, just use
Chipotlaway

[feral vessel]

the cost of coal is currently going down the deep end

[lusty estuary]

it's the best 40k fan series by far

[fast gorge]

grey knights hate women?!? (it tracks with their fans!)

[quaint moss]

this killed my grandma 😔
the sentence

[lusty estuary]

I think alfabusa and crew had a better understanding of the setting than anyone ever did or ever will

[fast gorge]

false

[feral vessel]

yes they did

[ivory dawn]

Hey chat

[vague elm]

Grey knights my heroes because one day they will have to throw hands with the emperor

[lusty estuary]

make uriah chaos undivided priest canon NOW.

[fast gorge]

the tts series did such a bad number on some characters and lore points

[vague elm]

I hope they stuff the whole throne up his ass

[feral vessel]

unfortunately gw's marketing team has fucking tunnel vision apparently and didn't catch onto the fact that it was pulling more people to the franchise than their own ads

[quaint moss]

i like jojo refrences :3
also ultramarines crying is always funny

[lusty estuary]

the only character I can say they actually did this to was like

[feral vessel]

hi!

[lusty estuary]

vulkan

[ivory dawn]

How's it?

[feral vessel]

im doing good, painting a death korps rider currently and it doesn't look ass

[quaint moss]

Gay Knights, my beloved

[feral vessel]

i tried shading for the first time

[lusty estuary]

I think their characterization of vulkan was poor but it was unavoidable that they'd go with the he's the nicest guy ever route

[ivory dawn]

Nice, I'm not doing good but I have 2 chaos knights and a war dog to paint as well as a knight abominant to build

[feral vessel]

vulkan in tts is stupid and that's funny

that's that

[quaint moss]

he nice for a warlord

[lusty estuary]

well

[quaint moss]

plus bro just doesnt die

[feral vessel]

praying to god that i'll get something good on the recruitment pull

[quaint moss]

like

ever

[lusty estuary]

I mean he did kill a lot of kids

[quaint moss]

"a sacrifice i am willing to make"

[lusty estuary]

SOME OF YOU MAY DIE

[feral vessel]

i got the fucking maid catgirl are you kidding me

[quaint moss]

bro called it an early xp gain

[feral vessel]

fallout new vegas

[lusty estuary]

you are the youngest kid ever

[quaint moss]

mr new vegas here

mr new vegas is a robot

[feral vessel]

no he isn't

my source is that i am mr new vegas

[quaint moss]

damn you're a robot cool

what can you do

[feral vessel]

talk in a radio all day apparently

[quaint moss]

bro controls radio frequency, pretty chill

[gilded socket]

Should i pay 15 dollars for audible just to get a book i dont wanna drop 30 on?

[lusty estuary]

you can just get the free trial

[quaint moss]

i mean, fuck it we ball 🤷

[feral vessel]

depends on if you just want to understand what the book is about OR have a cool book on the shelf

personally i like having physical copies because it looks good on the shelf

[hazy kestrel]

BOOKS FOR THE BOOK THRONE!

[feral vessel]

can we talk about how the only logical argument against the NCR in new vegas is 'you have to pay taxes'

meanwhile the legion is just checking off all the atrocities

[quaint moss]

i got books on a shelve that will never be read

[quaint moss]

but femboys

[lusty estuary]

well the NCR are checking off a similar list of atrocities just in a subtler way

[feral vessel]

yeah yeah bitter springs

[gilded socket]

They dont sell physical copies of helsreach anymore

[feral vessel]

among a few others (such as being lame on occasion)

[quaint moss]

there needs to be a mod that just adds a town east called, better springs

[lusty estuary]

the NCR are just following the imperialist framework of the nation they're copying same as the legion it's just they're a lot slower about it

[quaint moss]

HOUSE ALWAYS WINS BABY

Jk

[lusty estuary]

I still think comparatively it's like the NCR are a no brainer

[quaint moss]

fuck thag guy, yes man all the way

[feral vessel]

yeah that is true

[lusty estuary]

yeah mr house is gonna save the wasteland man...

[feral vessel]

the guy that considers himself the smartest human alive and believes that humanity has no hope if he dies is obviously the best choice

[quaint moss]

why does no one consider yes man cannon, honestly pisses me off

[feral vessel]

yes man's ending is just booring

[quaint moss]

it isnt

[feral vessel]

depending on how you go with it it can be the best ending though

[feral vessel]

you can literally do nothing and still get it

[lusty estuary]

independent is actually the best option thematically it just kind of depends

[feral vessel]

like, ignore all the side factions, get the chip, go to the bunker, get back, and basically done

[quaint moss]

you, YES YOU, are getting all the power
YOU fight the brotherhood
For YOUR own reasons
plus yes man has humor

[lusty estuary]

I think it's the better ending by virtue of the fact it fits pretty well into the overarching themes of classic fallout of trying to build something better

[quaint moss]

also it makes more sense

like

[lusty estuary]

but seeing as it's also the fallback ending it entirely depends on whether or not you engage with the game at all

[quaint moss]

if you are literally a hive scum drug addict, YOUR GOING TO TAKE ALL THE POWER FOR YOURSELF its the apocalypse

[polar pivot]

Is there a scoreboard mod that is working?

Can’t see how my builds perform now

[lusty estuary]

power DI has been updated i believe

[jaunty path]

Your builds performance is based on how much fun you have

[quaint moss]

i know, which is what pisses me off.
cause its the only ending you cant softlock
but that doesnt mean its not cannon, on god

[hazy kestrel]

Thammermaxxing goes brrrr

[lusty estuary]

this isn't true I'm not having any fun and my build is performing.

[quaint moss]

i knkw its only 30 points, but i do wacky things with them

[lusty estuary]

I'm not allowed to have fun because if I have fun that's another demon that breaks out of the jar

[quaint moss]

yes man literally insults you if you do that, aside from calling you a dumbass (he literally cant)

[jaunty path]

9 to 5 gaming and its consequences

[quaint moss]

oh, are the demons chill?

[lusty estuary]

maybe

[quaint moss]

the industrial revolution and its consequences

[polar pivot]

Don’t want to be a detriment to my team, that is all

[hazy kestrel]

It’s a game, literally doesn’t matter pal.

[quaint moss]

always a good thing

[fair bridge]

fuck the team we goofy in this bitch

damn my bluetooth dongle finally fell apart

[quaint moss]

doesnt matter anyway
500 POXBURSTER UPON YE

[lusty estuary]

i try to help my team and everything just falls apart.

[hazy kestrel]

Help more, simple as.

[gilded socket]

Alright i got the book

@somber stream i got helsreach

[lusty estuary]

do you think a yes man free from the restriction of always having to be nice to people would be a good or a bad thing

that always seems to be the one point people quibble over with the independent vegas ending

[quaint moss]

when i play with my partner, the team we get are always very mean
when i play solo i get a team of basically this guy ->

[round mica]

idk what to play

or to do

im bored

[lusty estuary]

listen to me

[quaint moss]

nuh

:3

[lusty estuary]

you're going to equip the vraks IAG on hive scum.

[jaunty path]

Play coffin game

[lusty estuary]

you need to do this immediately

[jaunty path]

I'm probably gonna lay back down

[round mica]

gift it to me then

[jaunty path]

Wait for another sale

[quaint moss]

he has his own way of telling the truth, fine as is, its a crooked smile of sorts ^-^

[tender horizon]

I'd rather not

[round mica]

grrrr...

[reef prawn]

You know solo queue makes me wonder sometimes what percentage of the Darktide playerbase have had lobotomies in their lifetimes.

[limber salmon]

What mod lets you open shops in the character selection menu?

[quaint moss]

i hope that rhymes with bazooka, thats what i did

[fast gorge]

[gilded socket]

Woof

[fast gorge]

SBMM

[tender horizon]

What diff?

[lusty estuary]

what does everybody just hate the IAG now what's going on.

[fast gorge]

i dont hate it

[fair bridge]

can't remember, check this discord https://discord.gg/rKYWtaDx4D

[quaint moss]

wtf is an iag

[lusty estuary]

infantry auto gun.

[fast gorge]

there is just better weapons

[reef prawn]

4 and 5 usually.

[lusty estuary]

on scum?

[fast gorge]

and funner weapons

yes

[fair bridge]

dark tide

[quaint moss]

oh, ah because the shredder autopistol does its job.... but better

[tender horizon]

Go to havoc then idk

[round mica]

true i could do havoc....

[reef prawn]

I just had a game where it was me and one zealot at the end of a scanner mission, we were at the scan location and the other two were goofin around across the map killing goons.

[lusty estuary]

well the shredder tackles a different job entirely

[round mica]

ok the funny weezo convinced m,e...

[gilded socket]

Bark bark bark

[quaint moss]

on hive scum, its good for anything

[fair bridge]

i need to edit a video but stupid fucking kdenlive sucks ass

[lusty estuary]

you're hard pressed to find a better weapon to slot in for desperado for reasons other than just fun because the IAG crits like a mf and that's kind of what you want

[quaint moss]

including long range XD

[tender horizon]

I don't like IAG cause it feels antithetical to Scums mobility tbh

[lusty estuary]

i like the shredder and i use it as well but you point the IAG in the direction of a thing and it's gone

[fast gorge]

dual autopistols are ten times more fun

[lusty estuary]

that's true

it's my one problem with using it

[round mica]

why arent havoc mat crates not after every mission? or specific number of missions

[tender horizon]

They also do comparable damage

[round mica]

id love to have them now...

[fair bridge]

i love the dual autopistols for all 4 seconds i can use them

[fast gorge]

once every week

[lusty estuary]

i'm used to everything either having inherit run n gun or the blessing able to be equipped

[round mica]

but the aura.... and how cool you look....

[tender horizon]

Its why I prefer DAPs tbh, the mobility is there and they're about as killy as IAG is till you go long range

[round mica]

yeah i know but i wanted them now...

[quaint moss]

my shredder pistol literally kept a auric horde from getting close to me😭, its to good

[lusty estuary]

my problem with the DAPs is they do not crit nearly as often as they should

[fast gorge]

if you need to rely on crits

[quaint moss]

go melee

[lusty estuary]

this isn't a reliance on crits this is how the class is built man

[tender horizon]

Idk what build you're running but they never really stop critting for me

[lusty estuary]

you get more crit chance that's what they do!

[gilded socket]

Wruff even

[feral vessel]

consuming indie slop currently yum yum

[fast gorge]

so you're reliant on builds?

curious

[lusty estuary]

ooh my god

[round mica]

what r u playing

[fair bridge]

you're reliant on melee? seriously?

[lusty estuary]

dude you like to do build crafting in the build crafting game...? curious.

[quaint moss]

whats todays slop on the menu

[fast gorge]

not a build crafting game

[lusty estuary]

the only way to play this game is grey weapons only no talents

[fair bridge]

i bet you even use your gun. idiot.... lol

[fast gorge]

didnt even play the game award

[lusty estuary]

oh no you're right

all of this talent tree and blessing and perk combo shit is just fluff

[fair bridge]

exactly

[fast gorge]

its a crutch for the casuals

[cunning warren]

what is the best melee for veteran?

[fast gorge]

lasgun bayonet

[gilded socket]

Mallow is incredible gassy

[lusty estuary]

it's a toss up between the power sword and the dueling sword

[fair bridge]

whatever is the most fun for you :)

[quaint moss]

thats why i run in with only prayers and the shovel from the first cutscene fr fr

[lusty estuary]

but like actual best melee on vet is the rashad combat axe

[fair bridge]

helbore bayo special unironically fucks

[fast gorge]

its ok to larp with

[fair bridge]

well yeah ofc

[fast gorge]

i never use melee on vet

[fair bridge]

i love shovel pick special too

[quaint moss]

before the big change, tatical axe on arby went fecking nuts

[cosmic burrow]

Its power sword

[lusty estuary]

nope.

[fair bridge]

actually its chainswoeerd

[fast gorge]

i dont even play vet.

[lusty estuary]

the power sword is fake it's not even in the game

[fast gorge]

i play real classes.

[lusty estuary]

they made it up

[cosmic burrow]

Bait

[quaint moss]

chain axe is good <:

[fair bridge]

i use the melta on vet its pretty cool

[cosmic burrow]

Yeah

[lusty estuary]

erm bait used to be believable kid

[fast gorge]

the first correct nil opinion

holy FUCK

[lusty estuary]

i know i'm just a worthless fucking pig 90% of the time

[fast gorge]

[lusty estuary]

i really should just go out into the snow with no clothes on and never come back

[fair bridge]

im such a fat fucking chud

[fast gorge]

6

[lusty estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-chud-fat-chud-brucedroppemoff-bruce-gif-7290048522851418216

[fast gorge]

🙏

[cosmic burrow]

9

[fast gorge]

mods pls ban he grief mod ban.pls!!!

[lusty estuary]

wardens.

they're being inappropriate.

[gilded socket]

I feel like i forgot to change something

[fair bridge]

i'm gonna check ebay for some for parts dualsense controllers

[quaint moss]

what would they evem name this activity
this goes above streaking

[gilded socket]

Did i block someone?

[quaint moss]

lightbulb

[lusty estuary]

did you?

[fair bridge]

why r u asking us

[gilded socket]

I domt rember

[fast gorge]

blockhead

EL EM AY OH

[fair bridge]

weezo...

[hasty sky]

banana

[gilded socket]

STOP !!!

[fair bridge]

even fucked up stick drift ones are $30 jesus christ!!!!!!

[quaint moss]

why is Britain
can it just not

[lusty estuary]

british people please if you're in the server just leave

[fair bridge]

i think dense was the only british person here

[lusty estuary]

what happened to dense

[fair bridge]

got banned for being mean to a new person

[fast gorge]

[lusty estuary]

so it goes...

[fast gorge]

hi

[fair bridge]

hi

[fast gorge]

RELEASE.MEE!!!

[gilded socket]

British swine will die

[lusty estuary]

oh that's right. you're one of those.

[fair bridge]

RELEASE ME

[fast gorge]

born and.bred

[fair bridge]

all these controllers are gross

console gamers are so icky

wash ur fucking hands

[fast gorge]

imagine washing

[lusty estuary]

washing your hands is for people in flyover states

the gunk heals you

[quaint moss]

bit rubbish innit

[wicked nebula]

im playing the second carnival match and a mutant pushed me through a locked gate and now i cant get out,,

[lusty estuary]

put into jail

[fair bridge]

cool

[fast gorge]

im afraid its time to alt f4

[wicked nebula]

damn it

[quaint moss]

@lusty estuary
why is the emote called "you have no choice" 😭

💀 💀 💀 💀

[wicked nebula]

i got a martyrs skull too T^T