general-chat

[rancid shore]

Oh no-

[timber elk]

No im angry >:[

I love pyskers

[rancid shore]

"why you mad it's only game"

[timber elk]

But I keep getting the worst ones somehow and they are always like “I’m trying out a build just so you guys know”

THAN DO THAT SHIT IN AURIC OR DAMNATION

don’t bring your stinkiness into my havoc 30-35 matches stinker

[rancid shore]

*Then

I think

I'm not sure actually if it's then of than

[timber elk]

I don’t care. I’m mad >:[

[sleek harness]

Theres not than and then pronouns

[timber elk]

That’s it

Skaven goes by then than now

[rancid shore]

Damn

[timber elk]

:[

[sleek harness]

I would care if my pronouns weren't Rat/Rodent

[timber elk]

An acceptable trade i suppose

[sleek harness]

So this all was a trade

[surreal ermine]

bringing my brand new psyker woundmaxxing build with weapons ive never used before into ur lobby rn

[timber elk]

Than again I don’t know if genders actually exists in the skaven horde considering what you rat men do to your women

[wide seal]

what stats after game mod do u guys use

[sleek harness]

You/Me

[sleek harness]

We?

[timber elk]

Actually why do I give a shit >:[

[sleek harness]

I would never use a pointless mod

Like

[timber elk]

You guys have miniguns

[rancid shore]

None

[timber elk]

And keep mowing down my infantry units in total warhammer 3

[sleek harness]

Why the fuck would you want to see aftermath scores on a PVE game

[delicate vapor]

[rancid shore]

Why do I want stats? To feel worse that I did like shit kekw

[timber elk]

So fuck your gun lines rat man >:[

[sleek harness]

Gun lines?

[rancid shore]

Rattling gunners I bet

[timber elk]

Yeah your minigun lines of rattlings snipers and minigun users

[rancid shore]

In total war

[timber elk]

:[

[rancid shore]

Look lamb

Just play the skaven

[sleek harness]

Score mod users when their pysker have 100 less kills than them

[rancid shore]

Drop a nuke

[timber elk]

:[

[rancid shore]

Ez

[sleek harness]

What

[rancid shore]

Lol

[timber elk]

drops a rock on his foot >:[

[rancid shore]

AUGH

[timber elk]

hits him with the team fortress 2 Critical hit sound

[rancid shore]

Shut up sesbian

[timber elk]

:[ this makes me angry

[fierce cave]

Bros homophobic

[rancid shore]

N

O

[fierce cave]

[rancid shore]

I don't cope

[timber elk]

No I’m not

[surreal ermine]

i use scoreboard so i can know if im doing things right or not or if my build stinks

[timber elk]

I just don’t like cope >:[

[timber elk]

Also drops a rock on their foot that’s for calling me a bad word

:[

[fierce cave]

Fuck you

High key

[timber elk]

Anyway. Would you like some lamb stew? :]

I just made a new fresh batch

Damn

I killed chat

[jaunty path]

Yea its all ur fault

[timber elk]

…..oh

[timber elk]

Also I’m sorry

[rancid shore]

You were mad so

[timber elk]

Yeah well I think spaghetti hates me too

[rancid shore]

Wha

Nah shes a chill sesbian

[timber elk]

She said fuck you. High key :[

[sleek harness]

She?

[timber elk]

After I said her funny image made me made because she told me to cope and she called me a homophobic :[

So I dropped a rock on her foot

[fierce cave]

Cannibalism

[fierce cave]

Me you fool

[timber elk]

I’m sorry :[

[fierce cave]

It's not that deep

I'm a certified shitposter

[timber elk]

So you forgive me : D

[sleek harness]

YOU ARE A GIRL??????????

[fierce cave]

There's nothing to forgive?

[fierce cave]

Holy shit this guy is dense

[sleek harness]

Dude I thought you were a man the whole time

[timber elk]

Hooray!!!! Crisis has been adverted and everything is back to normal^^

[fierce cave]

Half my messages are about my wife dude

[sleek harness]

What the fuck

[rancid shore]

Yes, sesbian too

[fierce cave]

Object permanence of a frog

[timber elk]

Yeah this has been mentioned multiple times too

I don’t know how you didn’t know that skaven

[modest flume]

Maybe he's not chronically online like the rest of you

[sleek harness]

Repulsive it's been over 4 months since I last saw you

[modest flume]

Because it's been about that long since I've been online

Ain't nobody got time for dat

[timber elk]

How you literally saw him a couple days ago

[sleek harness]

Liar

[timber elk]

Nuh uh

[sleek harness]

Yuh

[timber elk]

Nuh uh

[obtuse oak]

Of course

Brohiss

[timber elk]

Xenomoprh

We need a cross over for xenomoprhs in darktide

We need a mission where we murdering 10,000 xenomorphs

[ripe tangle]

why would we need Xenomorphs when the Warhammer 40,000 universe already has Genestealers?

[sleek harness]

30000 year old hag

Hello

[ripe tangle]

I'm 300, not 30000

also hi

[cosmic burrow]

hello lucia

[ripe tangle]

hello Magister c:

[round mica]

Hi chat

[sleek harness]

And I am the lord of Terra

[ripe tangle]

No, you're a Rodent Of Unusual Size.

[ivory dawn]

And an addiction to uranium

With an odd distance of technology either ranging from a rat ogre with lawnmowers for hands or nuclear fusion with no in-between

[ripe tangle]

[round mica]

Nuclear food

[ivory dawn]

1950's America summarised

[round mica]

[ripe tangle]

tbf, USA was more or less this in WW2 and the Early Cold War

[rancid shore]

I love her

Damn chat got busy

[ivory dawn]

Oh boy, need I remind people of the M50 Ontos-

[round mica]

Same

Ragatha top 2 best character from TADC

[ripe tangle]

You can mention that along with the Davey Crockett Mortar

[ivory dawn]

Cold war america is just 40K orks if they were given the weapon making skills of the Skaven

It shouldn't work, it does work, it's a horrible idea but by god are we gonna make it anyways

[delicate vapor]

[sleek harness]

What I mean is, you are bullshitting

You are 30000 years old

[round mica]

If you paint an ogryn green could an ork possibly be mistaken and think hes also an ork

[ripe tangle]

don't forget the Soviets pretending to have better technology than they actually had, giving incentive for the US to actually make things to counter the bullshit inadvertently making more advanced weapons in the process.

[ivory dawn]

Possibly, which means it becomes true and the Ogryn becomes another Ork

[rancid shore]

Nr1 is my wife pomni

I mean uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[delicate vapor]

Lets get you to bed

[round mica]

Is the process slow and painful or does he instantly turn to ork

[round mica]

I think you mean OUR wife pomni

[rancid shore]

Hell nah

Mine

[ivory dawn]

Meanwhile the best weapons the Russians have now is just a chassis from 1972 with more ERA on it than they're able to produce

[round mica]

(Mods to be clear Elios is my friend and is totally fine with me telling him that)

[ivory dawn]

Depends on how fast the orks believe he's also an ork I'd say

[round mica]

OUR wife

[sleek harness]

Didn't knew yall were in a poly relationship

[cosmic burrow]

russians made usa teh power it is now because of how good at propaganda they were

[round mica]

Do you think it could be a slow werewolf transformation thing where his bones start to change and his facial structure with agonizing pain if it was like 3 orks instead of 10?

[round mica]

Yeah

[ivory dawn]

Only one way to find out, bring out the slab!
-# Muffled pained ogryn noises

[rancid shore]

MINE

[ripe tangle]

USSR: "We have this cool jet" (there's only like one that actually exists and it's still in testing phase)
USA: "Oh shit, gotta counter it with EVERYTHING!"
USA proceeds to make a new jet with every counter to the so called Superior Soviet Jet
USSR: "Well damn, we better brag about some other weapon instead... the Americans surely can't do that again."
repeat process

[normal linden]

A friend of mine told me he once saw a psyker with deeply black skin. Whatever I try, the darkest I can get mine is "mildly tanned" skin tone. Was my friend mistaken, or there is some hidden option in character background that unlocks it?

[round mica]

[somber stream]

I like Foxbat

[cosmic burrow]

by the comet

[somber stream]

It's an Engine built around a plen

[ivory dawn]

Cool Russian jet does something from a fluke
Americans make it do it by default

[round mica]

Ngl i have no idea for some reason i have never seen an actual black character yet in this game

[ripe tangle]

pretty much lol

[round mica]

Which is kinda
Uh
Weird

[ivory dawn]

Anyways, I need to build my new war dogs I got for kingsmas :3

[rain idol]

Bullshiting so hard that your opponent believes it and genuinely learns off your bullshit is really funny to me

[round mica]

Gaslighting country level

[somber stream]

Say what you will about the American back then, but at least their defense budget were well spent

[rancid shore]

What is going on here

[somber stream]

Development cost for the F22 was 40 Billion dollars. The F35 is projected to be around 2 trillions to develop/ produce and maintain lol

[ivory dawn]

Hell I'd argue the americans can cut back on military spending and just police the world with their museum pieces and actually oh I don't know, help the citizenry?

[round mica]

Say what you will about the US but the CIA at least were competent at disrupting foreign countries and keeping the population in under somewhat control and hypnosis

[rain idol]

Almost sounds…..too helpful hmmmmm

[thick fog]

I mean you can make black skin characters? My psyker and scum are literally both black

[round mica]

Nowadays people instantly recognize their psyops

[thick fog]

The lighting of the game will also depending with the tone of the skin

[lusty estuary]

all my characters are black but the lighting fucks with it sometimes

[round mica]

Bleh i never bothered cause me likey my OC's pale white because of background stories i make for em

[lusty estuary]

part of it is just because the darkest skin tone is not actually that dark

[round mica]

Fatshark black skin update when

[thick fog]

Then some cosmetics with implants or tubes just fucks up the darker skins on inspection cosmetics lmao

[round mica]

Fatshark racist confirmed?!!?!

(Mods this is a joke please)

[lusty estuary]

WARDENS!

KILL!

[round mica]

NOOOOO PLS

[amber delta]

I knew I liked Fatshark for some reason now I know why

[round mica]

Chuderious the third

[rain idol]

“Abelard? reduce this fellow to his base particles”

[amber delta]

Christ has been born
Billions must celebrate

[round mica]

Abelard. Introduce me and then flay that man alive.

[round mica]

Weezo

[jaunty path]

If you think about it

god is kinda sus

[fair bridge]

[thick fog]

In this server, there's only racism

[round mica]

As a christian who constantly has episodes of thinking about changing their religious identity

God kinda sucks

[rancid shore]

RAAAG

[amber delta]

L

[rancid shore]

@thick fog BROTHER, NICE PFP

Anyways

Work sucks I wanna go home and play Warframe

[amber delta]

I need to recaf

[rain idol]

“Abelard please give proper introductions and then drop this man’s family in the middle of Philadelphia please and thank you”

[rancid shore]

Same

[lusty estuary]

QUIT ! YOUR ! JOB !

[round mica]

In the grim dark server of Darktide, there is only racism

[rancid shore]

Fuck no I need the money

That's the only reason I'm still here

[lusty estuary]

plat is the only money you need

[round mica]

Punishment so harsh not even the chaos gods agree

[lusty estuary]

dip your toes into the underground fish market

[jaunty path]

I just mean why did it have to be the ""virgin"" mary? You know what I mean right?

[round mica]

Can i dip my toes in sulfuric acid?

[lusty estuary]

no

[round mica]

Why

[lusty estuary]

your feet need to be intact

[astral basin]

By the gods a warframe ad on my amazon

[round mica]

Something something women were badly seen if not virgins or weirdly young back then

[rancid shore]

Plat can't buy me food

[astral basin]

Wth

[round mica]

For what

[lusty estuary]

yes it can.

[rancid shore]

How?

[rain idol]

Nurgle himself recoiled in a way that he only would if he shook hands with Asmongold

[lusty estuary]

the warframe community will sustain you if you filter your plat back into the economy

buy prime parts and exchange those for food

[round mica]

Nurgle looking at Asmongold: dude you actually need to take a shower. Like im not kidding

[lusty estuary]

the event

[round mica]

Warframe

[lusty estuary]

game collection: the old republic, skyrim

[rain idol]

Only person nurgle would actually wash his hands for

[lusty estuary]

do not talk to me

[round mica]

[I love vague posting soyjack image]

[lusty estuary]

play REAL games first

[round mica]

They are peak

[rancid shore]

Huh?

[astral basin]

Clem

[rancid shore]

Women are confusing

[round mica]

You know how Khorne exiled Skarbrand?
Asmongold would be exiled for the reason he is actually too vile for Nurgle

[lusty estuary]

i think my entire plan is falling apart because i don't actually think you can convince the average warframe player to buy you food for the equivalent monetary value of plat

[round mica]

You're just dumb

[lusty estuary]

maybe the warframe community won't sustain you.

[astral basin]

All are dumb

[trail nacelle]

I’m glad that warhammer is becoming mainstream, I could never get into tabletop games but I’ve always loved the edgy dystopian universe of warhammer

[sleek harness]

Humanity is dumb

[round mica]

Warframe fans are likely clinically brain dead

[lusty estuary]

not me though

i'm special

[rancid shore]

That too

Hence why I'm maidenless

[sleek harness]

He's the chosen one

The one that can't be lobotomized

[round mica]

Yeah buddy you're very special now please wear your helmet the short bus is almost here

[rancid shore]

Sheesh

[rain idol]

The idea of asmongold walking into the garden of plagues and kugath and rotigus actually fainting from his presence along with a mildly concerned nurgle is really funny to me

[lusty estuary]

oh okay rockstar andy is suddenly telling me to wear my helmet

[lusty estuary]

i am stoike

[round mica]

You know the mournivals reaction to when Mortarion first appeared on Vengefuls Spirit bridge after his daemonhoood ascension? That but its Asmongold arriving at Nurgles garden

[knotty terrace]

dont mean to sound like i'm complaining but these damn servers are worthless sometimes have to attempt to switch to my melee at least 5 times

[round mica]

Welcome to Fatshark servers

[rancid shore]

Welcome to fatshark

[knotty terrace]

heck getting pounced on by a pox hound while lagging

[rain idol]

“ why are all my great uncleen ones feinting? All my greater demons too wtf??”

[round mica]

I once lagged so hard I genuinely saw a chaos spawn start flying because they were mid jump when the servers started to act up

And he didnt stop going up

When I stopped lagging my entire team was down

[round mica]

The Plague Ogryn actually vomiting and Nurgle feeling a small tummy ache while Asmongold gets closer

[jaunty path]

No i think god needs to be thrown in prison

[round mica]

I think we should pull up a 30k and ban religion

[lusty estuary]

i don't wanna bumble my way into survivorship bias but i've never lagged in darktide

[rain idol]

The abject horror

[lusty estuary]

i think you all need to be nicer to fat shark and they'll let you into their premium servers

[knotty terrace]

Worthless game servers I swear fatshark has

[jaunty path]

lynx are you sure you're a christian

[round mica]

Can I have your internet connection

Like genuinely 4 out of 5 missions I play i lag at least once

[rancid shore]

What's going on

[lusty estuary]

i certainly have the bandwidth

come to my house

plug into my router

[round mica]

I constantly have the thoughts of changing my religious identity because I'm not sure what I believe in. But the thing I'm constantly agreeing upon is how religion is bad and should be banned

[round mica]

Nil I'm possessing your body so I can play with your internet and never lag again

[rain idol]

Ok big E What next are you gonna create a galaxy spanning Roman empire

[rancid shore]

What is going on

[lusty estuary]

many ghosts have tried and failed

[knotty terrace]

I see fat shark still hasn’t implemented reloading while sprinting

[rancid shore]

Y'all are confusing as fuck

[lusty estuary]

the moment i feel a potential possession stirring in my gut i grab both sides of my head and break my own neck

[round mica]

Yeah but instead of creating 20 chud sons imma make them femcels because women would never recreate the Horus Heresy

[round mica]

Insanely hard line I'm stealing this for a short story I'm writing for one of my OC's and not crediting you

[drowsy prawn]

funny, normally you need to pay a chiropractor to do that 🤔

[round mica]

Nil is beyond such limitations

[lusty estuary]

let me pull on your head $600 i promise it will fix your back pains it'll cure all disease it'll help you let me do this.

[knotty terrace]

Ya know what makes this worse I’m using an Ethernet cable 💀

[jaunty path]

What makes you stick with it then? why not drop it?

[round mica]

600 usd for me to rotate your leg joints into the contrary side and possibly break them i promise its going to heal you

[lusty estuary]

it's really funny how chiropractors are almost all fake

because it's a form of alternative medicine it doesn't require any sort of qualifications you can just start fucking with people's spines

[rain idol]

Reminds me of a female Magnus model I’ve seen somewhere

[round mica]

Family mostly
Also because at this point I'm not bothering with naming what I am
I still call myself stuff like bisexual and gender fluid but I am at the point of my life where I don't care anymore and just do and wear however I like

Rotules are bad gender norms sucks and I think I should just exist without needing to explain what i am or what i believe

[lusty estuary]

women would do the horus heresy but have it be far more successful

hashtag girl power

[round mica]

I just want kiss girls and boys and wear whatever i like

[thick fog]

Thanks made by a friend

[lusty estuary]

why do you want to do that.

don't you know boys drool

[round mica]

Fuck i hope so

[thick fog]

The most bisexual brain

[round mica]

The Horus Heresy would've never failed with the heretics legions were led by MATRIARCHS and not PRIMARCHS

[lusty estuary]

hashtag gaslight gatekeep girlboss

[round mica]

[round mica]

[rain idol]

Alpha legion took that one to heart

[twin flower]

Evening all

[knotty terrace]

….who let the resident clown into this chat

[round mica]

Had Horus not been a incel little chud and actually a big bald woman with big muscles Emperor would've died

And Siege of Terra would've been successful

[lusty estuary]

horus was literally woke

[rancid shore]

Dm me the full image if you don't mind

[round mica]

Not by the time he was like filled with warp juice

[wheat harness]

what did hours do

[round mica]

I remember him being very stupid

[lusty estuary]

cancel culture is trying to rewrite history to make it seem like post-chaos horus wasn't woke

well

okay

[delicate vapor]

he fell for it

[round mica]

Brb

[twin flower]

Wazhappening

[lusty estuary]

horus was only really woke within the context of human society

[wheat harness]

fuck

so did I

[drowsy prawn]

pretty sure slaanesh is the woke god, and therefore horus is by extention, woke 😏

[rain idol]

Geekin off that warp pack

[knotty terrace]

Wtf is this chat right now

[lusty estuary]

like pretty much all of the chaotic legions still hate aliens and are some variety of human supremacists

which is why the vast majority of chaos cults suck

[wheat harness]

straight geeked off warp pack made in the 31st millenium

[amber delta]

chat has become reddit
billions must die

[lusty estuary]

WAHHHHHH WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WAHHH WAHHHH

[wheat harness]

kill seven billion people

[rocky radish]

I can't see your name without hearing Rinda's voice. Well done

[knotty terrace]

Exactly

[obtuse oak]

Merry Christmas fellas.

[round mica]

I might be misremembering his character post Warp juicefication

[tender horizon]

Merry Christmas Hank

[twin flower]

Is that your kid

[round mica]

Chrimlstas

[twin flower]

Lmao

[tender horizon]

Frozen river?

[round mica]

Warp fent

[rain idol]

“This shit ain’t nothing to me man, I’m smoking on that nurgle grown plague garden shadows wizard tzeench pack, I watered this shit down with the ashes of a skull taker”

[twin flower]

Was I the only one that saw that

[obtuse oak]

Yep 🙂

[twin flower]

Swear to god someone sent Hank a message and it got removed instantly lmao

[round mica]

Depending on the race I think its justified to hate them

[wheat harness]

it was me barry

[obtuse oak]

More of a ditch but yes

[rain idol]

Cute lad hope he had a merry Christmas

[twin flower]

Did you delete it

[knotty terrace]

@obtuse oak can I ask a favour

[tender horizon]

Looks positively serene either way

[drowsy prawn]

say image perm

[round mica]

Orks, nids and Necrons mainly
Orks because they're stereotypical british
Nids because theyre like xenomorphs
And Necrons because erhm fuck them!!'

[obtuse oak]

She had a great time!

[lusty estuary]

you can't be saying that

[thick fog]

Look at this little lad

[wheat harness]

yes

[rain idol]

Thank Christ I actually looked up for the context I read that blinked and then read it again

[knotty terrace]

@obtuse oak can you please mute me for another week

[obtuse oak]

She just happens to be wearing a kind of boyish outfit today, sorry for the deception

[obtuse oak]

✅

[drowsy prawn]

WASTED FAVOUR

[tender horizon]

Always insane to me when a discord mod has proof they've fucked tbh

[round mica]

LMAO

Yeah it was dumb of me

[rain idol]

Of all the things to take away from this 😭

[round mica]

THE CONTEXT IS ME REPLYING TO YOUR MESSAGE ITS ABOUT ALIENS ITS ABOUT ALIENS

ITS ABOUT ALIENS ITS ABOUT ALIENS

[rain idol]

I felt like Santa Claus I was making a list and checking it twice but instead of a list, it was some line of text that sounds crazy out of context

[round mica]

like this emoji

[obtuse oak]

Chat what did he mean by that

[round mica]

"What did they just type"

[wheat harness]

hey now

[round mica]

He's asking a valid question

Mpreg Horus

[drowsy prawn]

well well what we have here

[twin flower]

Why we going after Horus like that

[round mica]

ITS ABOUT ALIENS

PLEASE MODS PLEASE DONT SMITE ME

I WAS TALKING ANOUT XENOS

[drowsy prawn]

like, ILLEGAL aliens hmmmm?

[obtuse pike]

I have a question, I have recently purchased a new pc enabling to play modern games

[obtuse pike]

What should I play? Besides darktide obviously

[round mica]

STOP SHUT UP SHUT UP

[rain idol]

Xenos is another word for outsider you know

[lusty estuary]

what are your specs?

[round mica]

Xcom 2

[round mica]

I'm going to kill you

[twin flower]

Armored Core 6

[obtuse oak]

Baldur's Gate 3, Cyberpunk 2077, Elden Ring, Red Dead Redemption 2

[rain idol]

Ay real

[obtuse pike]

I dont have that unfortunately

[twin flower]

My man

[obtuse pike]

I have the rest of the two though

[astral basin]

Loved 2077

[twin flower]

[lusty estuary]

you have to have the first game you play on your new pc be space station 13

[rain idol]

Got 250 hours in it for a reason

[round mica]

Space station 13 mentioned
Miserable community

Everyone I met was extremely transphobic for some reason

[twin flower]

Did all 3 endings but I want more

[lusty estuary]

you gotta play on a station that actually has rules and isn't dominated by chuds

[coarse tree]

Hunt showdown, megabonk, helldivers 2, doom the dark ages, space marine 2....

[fair bridge]

i did a big huge stretch and heard my knee pop am i old 😨

[hasty sky]

Yes

[rain idol]

Please fromsoft give us dlc

[hasty sky]

Unc alarm

[obtuse pike]

https://tenor.com/view/who-tf-invited-this-guy-get-a-load-of-this-guy-thumb-pointing-left-bro-what-look-at-this-dude-gif-14811106181911329139

Yikes

[coarse tree]

Be glad it's just your knee

[twin flower]

Ooh, that'd be nice

[lusty estuary]

you're nearing the end of your lifespan...

[fierce cave]

Hm

[astral basin]

Well shit. Duo just said he’s expecting another kid

[twin flower]

Who?

[amber delta]

duolinguo

[twin flower]

Ahuh?

[tender horizon]

Silent Hill 2

[drowsy prawn]

weird, that's what I say when I want to get out of a havoc lobby too 🤔

[twin flower]

[tender horizon]

Good taste

[obtuse pike]

Dont have it

[tender horizon]

For all it's flaws 2077 is my favorite modern rpg

Melee only 2077 is stupidly fun

[twin flower]

Well what do you have then

[thick fog]

The cybertide

[jaunty path]

Dude

vermintide 2 feels like a brand new game compared to darktide

Why the fuck does it have a scoreboard and darktide doesn't?

[twin flower]

[tender horizon]

Because people would green circle hunt

And they wanted to deincentivize that

In favor of teamwork

[drowsy prawn]

why you think, babies think it's too "toxic" 😒

[twin flower]

Evem tho its a PvE gme?

[jaunty path]

I guess people do get their panties in a twist over numbers..

[hasty sky]

Absolutely

[jaunty path]

Is sprinting needed though

[hasty sky]

A lot of scoreboard users are fucking miserable

[jaunty path]

guess it makes it feel more like a movement shooter

[tender horizon]

Tbh I prefer no scoreboard mainly cause goobers in here will post their green circles and go "me so much better me do everything"

[astral basin]

Mfw my teammates are not entering elevator so their kill count is higher up

[jaunty path]

Though

[tender horizon]

Yup.

[lusty estuary]

i got 5 more kills than these others losers in this one match i am basically the only darktide player worth a damn.

[jaunty path]

a thing I pondered today

[drowsy prawn]

this entire game is literally just numbers
people could just play 4 steath zealot and get through the entire lvl with no hitch

[tender horizon]

Ive left people to die at the end of missions cause they wanna sit and number hunt

[jaunty path]

Do we really need randomized weapon modifier values

[twin flower]

Huh, Interesting strat

[tender horizon]

Get to red before you roll stats

Reds get max rolls

[obtuse oak]

Same

[jaunty path]

You talking vt?

[tender horizon]

Yes

[jaunty path]

ah

I meant moreso darktide

[tender horizon]

Oh, idk then

[twin flower]

Its a money sink I guess

[jaunty path]

helpful advice anyway

[twin flower]

Should add more stuff to spend our dockets on

[tender horizon]

I believe its hust a holdover from the original crafting system which was trying to get people to play more via gambling addiction and perfect hunting

[drowsy prawn]

also, without boards there's no way to objectively know how effective your builds are compared to previous variations

[jaunty path]

I just dont see the need to randomize weapon modifiers, just make it fixed, and let us upgrade our weapons to get it max.

[drowsy prawn]

pretty much no way to improve shit 🤷

[jaunty path]

It would definitely make the game more fluid

less slog

[jaunty path]

I think the true measure is how much fun you are actually having.

[twin flower]

People sweat i guess

[tender horizon]

No fun, only bigger number

[jaunty path]

please do not turn dt into a google excel job

[drowsy prawn]

fun is subjective, some people have fun min-max'ing build

[twin flower]

The no score thing just got complemented by a mod anyway so maybe they should just add it in at this point as well

[drowsy prawn]

like all of penances are also numbers

weapon stats are numbers

[jaunty path]

Yeah.

[tender horizon]

Insane comparison I'm ngl

[drowsy prawn]

it's all about making numbers go up

[astral basin]

Usually the first to ruin games too

[delicate vapor]

[surreal ermine]

too much scoreboard slander today
it is genuinely useful for self improvement

[astral basin]

All of a sudden its “solved”, and the updates are abysmal bc they are trying combat the meta being shared

[twin flower]

heh bingoid

love your name, it just rolls of the tongue lmao

[jaunty path]

Mm no fun is objective

if you dont find what I find fun

you're getting brain restructuring

if you disagree with me

[twin flower]

[jaunty path]

[twin flower]

You'd make a great Admech

[drowsy prawn]

[jaunty path]

You're going to the mega fun house camp

[drowsy karma]

i was trap inside a 4x4 hole for 12

im nnow free

hour

[jaunty path]

Thnx

reprogramming people to say whatever I want them to is a passion of mine

[tender horizon]

I think its great for self improvement but I genuinely hate people who use it as an ego trip

[jaunty path]

Its kinda like dipshits in tf2

Spies don't really have any business flexxing their score

[hasty sky]

What about medics flexing their kills

[jaunty path]

its piss easy to top score as spy if you can manage to get backstabs

[surreal ermine]

if you bring peoples scores up in game yeah you're stupid and dumb

[twin flower]

I've never met people who flex in Tf2 for the time I've played it

[surreal ermine]

but saying people who minmax ruin the game

[surreal ermine]

thank u

[jaunty path]

If you're having fun

you are having fun

if you are not having fun

you are not having fun

[amber delta]

I can be toxic without the scoreboard

[drowsy prawn]

I've had a gun scum shooting every bursters and blowing up the entire team in auric
when the game wiped and got told don't damage burters he responded with I got more damage in than any of you 😏

[twin flower]

Idk, i think you'll always find people who sweat a bit in almost any game

[surreal ermine]

REAL gamer here

[twin flower]

That prolly wotn change any time soon

[hasty sky]

LOL

[jaunty path]

Though I can more clearly define this with some uh...mind chips

[hasty sky]

That reads like genuine trolling tbh

[jaunty path]

I should be allowed to monitor peoples thoughts

and make sure theyre not thinking anything

negative.

[tender horizon]

Yeah, fuck that guy

[jaunty path]

About me.

[drowsy prawn]

I mean it's a tool, very good one, but don't throw baby out with the bathwater and think the scoreboard itself is bad

[twin flower]

Lmao

[surreal ermine]

i have no issue with sweats, i can respect someone trying to be good at a game

long as they aren't being asses about it

[jaunty path]

Because everyone is liable to having bad thoughts, at least the ones not converted

hm

time to put milk in an "empty" chocolate sauce bottle

[surreal ermine]

actually unless the game is a moba i cannot respect moba players sorry

[jaunty path]

moba players are hunted

[tender horizon]

Idk how people play mobas now

Like you mean to tell me you've been playing league for 10 years and haven't gotten smart enough to stop?

[twin flower]

Lmao real

Good game with friends imo, but outside of that, I cannot play it on my own

[tender horizon]

I don't even have fun playing them with friends tbh

[surreal ermine]

my friend used to play a lot of smite before smite 2 happened

[twin flower]

Ehh, it has its moments

[tender horizon]

My brain consistently goes "damn we could be playing any other game rn"

[surreal ermine]

he never sounded particularly happy in comp

[twin flower]

Trash talking each other irl lmao

But yeah, im pretty much fed up with mobas

[surreal ermine]

only moba i care for is hots because its barely a moba

[tender horizon]

HotS is to mobas what smash is to fighting games imo

[twin flower]

Whats HotS

[tender horizon]

Heros of the storm

[surreal ermine]

heroes of the storm

the blizzard moba

[twin flower]

Oh, never tried it

Has that game aged well

[tender horizon]

Super casual

[twin flower]

I remember it being meh when it came out

[surreal ermine]

it got way better since launch but its been in maint mode for years now

fairly small playerbase but still plenty playable

[tender horizon]

Imma warn you

[astral basin]

Surprising. Blizzard hasnt really had a history of good upkeep

[jaunty path]

Whats the highest level in vt2

[tender horizon]

The people playing hots have been non stop for years atp

[fossil oasis]

I don't get the appeal of Mobas ngl

[surreal ermine]

cho'gall is one of the coolest hero designs ever

[jaunty path]

by mobas

[twin flower]

what you mean

[jaunty path]

do you guys mean shit like league

[tender horizon]

Like

[polar shale]

so when are we getting solo strike teams?

[fossil oasis]

Yes

[tender horizon]

If you like hots you've been playing it for a very long time

And are good at it atp

[twin flower]

Is it still a strike team if its just you

[surreal ermine]

quick play still has plenty of stinkers

the playerbase isnt that skilled overall

[jaunty path]

My friend broke a monitor over it once.

[fossil oasis]

[polar shale]

well the bots are forced on us

[twin flower]

Hah, the funny

[tender horizon]

I agree with that, but there's always some like 4k dude on the gnoll im forgetting the name of ime

[surreal ermine]

hogger?

[tender horizon]

Yes

[surreal ermine]

yeah hoggers skill ceiling is insanely high

[jaunty path]

Like in my opinion

if everyone is saying "dump stat mob"

just remove randomized damage modifier values

[twin flower]

I do wonder what makes them keep going tho

[jaunty path]

or make mobility worth something

or defence

[twin flower]

Just playing games and making content on just this one singular game

[jaunty path]

or whatever!

[fossil oasis]

I think the randomised modifiers are good but Mobility isn't always the dump stat

[surreal ermine]

fun

[fossil oasis]

But I do think they should make Defences and Mobility a lil more meaningful for weapons

[jaunty path]

like 90% of the time

[surreal ermine]

theres nothing quite like hots and its fun so people keep playing

updates have also ramped up a bit lately, more major changes

[twin flower]

True

I meant more like Im surprised they dont get tired of it I mean, I feel like it its me, it'd get a bit repetetive and look for something fresh everynow and then

[lofty jasper]

heh, ramped

[surreal ermine]

no new heroes for years but the janitors keeping the lights on and making changes

[delicate vapor]

[jaunty path]

The only time when dump stat isn't mob is when like

its a ranged weapon

[surreal ermine]

or a weapon with warp resistance

[fossil oasis]

I have something else as my dump stat on dueling sword

[jaunty path]

Yeah I dont touch psyker much anymore lmfao

[jaunty path]

is it damage

[twin flower]

Isnt it Cleave or Mobility

[jaunty path]

@fossil oasis What is it?

[fossil oasis]

I forgor

I can't remember the stat name

[jaunty path]

uhhh

hm

[fossil oasis]

I would check but i'm not on Darktide rn, i'm playing Tetris but if it was a Rogue-Like Deckbuilder

[surreal cloak]

I have a hot picture about the Karnak Twins

[jaunty path]

defences?

[tender horizon]

Theres a couple of weapons that don't dump mobi/defense/collat

They're rare tho

And half of the time it's cause they don't have them as stats

[jaunty path]

I'm guessing its either defenses or mob

[fossil oasis]

Possibly?

[surreal cloak]

@twin flower it's not heresy!!

[jaunty path]

cuz anything else dont make sense

[fossil oasis]

Pretty sure Defences isn't on the variant I use tho

[marsh iris]

herussy

[fossil oasis]

It probably is defences, I can't think of anythin else

[surreal ermine]

defences is a hot garbo stat

at least you get something with mobility

you get like almost nothing from defences lmao

[rancid shore]

My defence is that I'm all offense

They can't hurt me if they are already dead

[bronze wren]

If FS ever adds Lightning Claws, i Hope they have a hidden Feature where if you scratch a teammates back with them, they regain a small amount of thoughness

[jaunty path]

Mob and defense is potato pototo

[rancid shore]

If they do that before ogryn brass knuckles Im killing someone

[tender horizon]

The one weapon ik of that likes defenses is crusher so it can push attack more

[bronze wren]

I volunteer

[rancid shore]

Damn dude is crazy

[round mica]

I hate not having mobile internet man

[jaunty path]

Just toss these dumb weapon modifiers so we don't need to grind for the shits constantly

Well

Gambling*

[rancid shore]

LETS GO GAMBLING

[round mica]

Genuine fucking question how do people genuinely use the bone saw

It fucking sucks ass ngl

[rancid shore]

Me with unlimited data:

[bronze wren]

https://tenor.com/view/shotgun-meme-kouki-prodkouki-carti-cord-gif-17150164358470276529

[jaunty path]

Though I think that would make brunt obsolete

[bronze wren]

OH GOD DAMNIT

[tender horizon]

Shock and Awe+Cleave Stacking from tree

[round mica]

Envy

[rancid shore]

That's what you get

[surreal ermine]

the bonesaw i can see the vision its just not my thing
the crowbar is the one i dont get

[round mica]

I tried that and i genuinely think it sucks, for me its just the attack pattern

[rancid shore]

Same, they sound awesome but don't feel good

[tender horizon]

Look I don't like it either lmao, I just know that's what's reccomended

[round mica]

Crowbar genuinely pisses me off

It looks so cool as well

[tender horizon]

I really wish Crowbar was like, good.

[rancid shore]

We need more DOT

[tender horizon]

Thats the one melee I really wanted to use on scum

[round mica]

Shivs are like my to go

Theyre very comfortable

[rancid shore]

True

[surreal ermine]

year long latch attacks on the squishiest class in the game

[round mica]

Same
It looks cool and all with cosmetics but it genuinely fucking sucks

[rancid shore]

I am sad about the bonesaw

[bronze wren]

Cadian corpse starch but it has a Little piece of Cadia in it Like those toys in cereal boxes

[round mica]

Genuinely got fucked in hordes because of that

[rancid shore]

The "poison" mechanic is dope

[round mica]

Its so fucking bad

[rancid shore]

Approved

[round mica]

It is dope but its stuck behind a genuinely horrible weapon

[tender horizon]

Doesn't even have remotely comparable damage to shivs either ime

[round mica]

[rancid shore]

I KNOW

[jaunty path]

Do you think the suffering of imperial citizens make corpse starch taste better

[surreal ermine]

fucking godawful blessings on the crowbar too

like 2 or 3 usable ones

[tender horizon]

No, hot sauce tho? I do.

[round mica]

No because suffering makes cow meat worse so i think for humans it would make it also bad

Unless like

The person eating it is chaos corrupted

Than the fear makes it better

[jaunty path]

We should do some testing

What does servitor meat taste like...

[round mica]

I genuinely would volunteer to eat different kind of human harvested meats for that test

Always had the craving to eat human meat at least once to see how it would taste to me

[tender horizon]

I think you both need mental help.

[round mica]

Nuh uh

[jaunty path]

Are you opposed to eating servitor meat

[round mica]

Depends on how old is the servitor and what it works in
Servitors responsible for imperial sewers? Hell nawh

[jaunty path]

I already am seeking mental help and I've been diagnosed with OCD!

[round mica]

Medicae servitors? Maybe

[tender horizon]

Good, congratulations i think.

[jaunty path]

Yes I know but the suffering is what matters

It has to taste good if its from a latrine servitor

They're probably still capable of smelling

[round mica]

Question though, do ALL servitors go trough a painful process to become servitorized or some just suffer more because of the origin of their crime

Because like at some point it becomes a standard process so it would have a pattern to follow

[jaunty path]

Knowing 40k They're probably awake the whole time lmfao

Its the same with dreadnoughts

[round mica]

And a slow servitorization sounds really really bad for the numbers of servitors youd need to operate

[jaunty path]

Think of it like a marinade

The longer it sits

The better it tastes

[round mica]

I remember that not all servitors are really that awake/conscious. just some

[jaunty path]

Depends on whether the lobotomy is botched or not

[lusty estuary]

a botched lobotomy would never happen under the careful eye of the adeptus mechanicus

[jaunty path]

💀

[round mica]

Yeah but when you get a stressed cow, kill it and eat it
It tastes horrible

They usually marinate the meat after its dead not while its alive

[surreal ermine]

would u take the medicae servitor with u

[modern bobcat]

if the new class is a Tech Adept

does that mean a Kayex romance is on the cards

[round mica]

Unless it was purposefully botchered

[jaunty path]

If it is I want a combat servitor as a companion

[lusty estuary]

i would but i think them being alive is entirely dependent on the power source in the medicae machine so it might not do it any good

[jaunty path]

I know you see this fs

[surreal ermine]

YESSSSSSSSS

[round mica]

Just reverse engineer it and make it a mobile version of it

[jaunty path]

Add a combat servitor

I promise I won't be weird about it

[lusty estuary]

no kayex tied up in ribbon underneath my christmas tree this year i'm going to just have to start slamming my head into the concrete

[round mica]

Playable servitor class instead of a mechanicus with servitor buddy
Please FATSHARK

[round mica]

You like kissing lobotomites, don't you

[jaunty path]

No that can't work. It has to be a companion

[jaunty path]

These accusations on my name

[lusty estuary]

nobody ever considers the potential chrono-gladiator class

[jaunty path]

[lusty estuary]

you have to keep killing or your heart explodes

[jaunty path]

Innocent until proven guilty

[round mica]

Khornate berzerker ready for the making

[round mica]

You don't really help your case saying stuff such as "i wont be weird about it i promise"

[lusty estuary]

no they prevent that from happening by pumping them full of drugs

[jaunty path]

I just had an idea

[round mica]

Slaneesh corruption due to the excess of drugs

[lusty estuary]

well they don't like the drugs

[jaunty path]

A crying Servitor! A Servitor made specifically to produce the highest quality tears

Because I heard that sometimes they cry

[rancid shore]

I like one drug called RECAF YEEEAH

[round mica]

Missus I know what you are and I really think its based no need to hide it from me

[surreal ermine]

robotfuckers are on top after the yes man leaks

[lusty estuary]

i cant stop drinking coffee.

[round mica]

Because I agree with you

[rancid shore]

RECAF FOR THE RECAF GOD

[round mica]

Those were crazy leaks

[rancid shore]

CUPS FOR THE CUPS THRONE

[bronze wren]

Now thats a sentence

[jaunty path]

Firstly

Servitors are not robots

They're enslaved cyborgs

[astral basin]

Someone needs to unplug missus’s router for a while
Before long the rot will be just damage

[jaunty path]

Secondly

I do not do my servitors

[round mica]

I dont think they were including that term because of this conversation

[jaunty path]

[round mica]

They do you instead right

[jaunty path]

They do my dishes.

[round mica]

Yeah suuure

[jaunty path]

Because im lazy as fuck

[surreal ermine]

no i was, tangentially related enough for my tastes

[round mica]

The dishes

[round mica]

Servitors arent robots

Neither are the mechanicum

Robots would require AI something that MOST MECHANICUS would disagree with

[surreal ermine]

yes i am aware
they are within the same sphere so i thought it a relevant topic to bring up

[rancid shore]

Man Warframe has some banging tracks

I love the music of the new quest

[round mica]

Cyborgue fuckers

[lusty estuary]

roses from the abyss sweeps.

[rancid shore]

Guess what's on loop rn

[lusty estuary]

it's unfortunate the soundtrack version isn't the same as the campaign version

[rancid shore]

And that's why I downloaded a quest version of the music

Starts with the choir and goes to the regular song

[astral basin]

With what they do to servitors
They might as well just be robots
The brains are just gpus that need external memory cards. The bodies are there to keep it together

[round mica]

Chat do I continue to grind for level 30 hive scum or do I start playing vet

[lusty estuary]

level 30 hive scum

play with me.

[jaunty path]

My adjutant made me upset by criticizing me :(. So inorder for him to avoid servitorization. I had a chip implanted in his brain. It sends a surge of pain throughout his body when he has negative thoughts about me.

[round mica]

I would be lagging so bad

[jaunty path]

Hes been my best friend since then.

[round mica]

Kinky
I like it.
Stealing the idea

[jaunty path]

I randomly thought about it from Eisenhorn

[charred onyx]

Amazing idea

[lusty estuary]

when are you ever not lagging

[rancid shore]

@lusty estuary check DMS nerd

[lusty estuary]

you're lagging in real life

[round mica]

Never read it

[hot fjord]

Hi,, greetings!! ?what is the Nurrgle??

[rancid shore]

Ayo-

[round mica]

Not have ethernet cable installed on me brain so i run at constant 250ms ping

[charred onyx]

Part of mandatory marriage contract

[round mica]

God of plagues and disease and stinky

[dense sorrel]

Nurgle is the god of decay n pestilence

[round mica]

Ok now make it doomed yuri and its peak

[dense sorrel]

He controls diseases n their afflictions

[hot fjord]

? Nurrgle dlc charactr??

[rancid shore]

That's sus as hell

[round mica]

No

[tender horizon]

Chaos god of disease and pestilence, stagnation too.

[jaunty path]

It was from a brain detonated bomb. It killed a dude once it found he had a thought about the pontius. Then a wall charge exploded.

[hot fjord]

How did I play a nurrgle

[charred onyx]

Also add chores

[dense sorrel]

He can turn down what you feel from the disease or increase it

[rancid shore]

Again sus as hell

[tender horizon]

Play dawn of war 2, choose chaos, make a great unclean one.

[hot fjord]

Dawn dlc?

[round mica]

That sounds insanely funny
And similar to a homebrew tyranid unit I'm writing about

[tender horizon]

No, base game

[rancid shore]

Play total war Warhammer 3

Pick khorne

Proceed to slaughter everything

Fun achived

[lusty estuary]

nobody cares but speaking of dawn of war i had to download the dawn of war audio tools for some shit i needed to extract and i forgot how funny they are

[rancid shore]

Gimme a funny one

[round mica]

There are some banger comedic lines in there

[lusty estuary]

because to convert dawn of war's proprietary audio files to wav it's a multistep process

[round mica]

My favorite Dawn of War quote is a Khornate zerker going
AWHSNAHWHWHHAHWHHAHSHS

[lusty estuary]

it's FDA to AIFC which is the propriety audio suite for fucking homeworld and then to WAV

[jaunty path]

@round mica >notices ur pfp

notices who we're our mutual friends

I know what you are

[lusty estuary]

i'm trying to get the chrono-gladiator lines from the mechanicus explorators faction mod cause they're funny af

NO MORE DRUGS PLEEEASE

[round mica]

Wanna become moots as well then

[rancid shore]

What are moots

[round mica]

Mutuals

Like friends or oomf

[rancid shore]

Oh ok

[round mica]

Insane banger

Can i have that audio file

I want to implement it to my soundboard

[lucid pendant]

there a more optimal way to collect money and materials then just quickplay spam on hardest difficulty you do?

[molten matrix]

Havoc 40

Like 30k plasteel and 20k diamantine

[lucid pendant]

each!?!?!

[round mica]

The mission you kill the twins has a lot of chests filled with plasteel and diamantine

I usually spam that mission

[molten matrix]

I believe so

[lucid pendant]

Thats true twins one always has those full stocked chests

[round mica]

Man i gotta get on the havoc grind but i cant get myself to care about optimal builds so my teammates would hate me

[lucid pendant]

people are so bad at doing that mission though : \

i mean im pretty sure you could just play vet and spam shout and be semi useful anywhere

[twin flower]

Real

[tender horizon]

H1-24 are pretty easy

[round mica]

True

[tender horizon]

1-15 are a cakewalk

[round mica]

I deleted all my characters to restart from the beginning (spent all my plasteel and diamintine as well) and i havent grinded vet yet so
Bleeh

[lucid pendant]

Only mission worse is watching randoms try to do the train mission.

[round mica]

Train mission felt like a fever dream first time i played it

The last time i played darktide was like 1 year after release and that qas it

So when i saw that one i was like (i gotta try it right)

I felt like i was in a cocaine rage episode

[lucid pendant]

so i played through new campaign as hivescum is there any nre cutscenes other then the transmissions between missions or anything if you play through it as a base class?

[round mica]

Probably but I really do not care for optimal builds. Im the type of girl to not do optimal builds so fights can last longer and feel harder because i dont enjoy how fast fights end when you have a good ass build

So my teammates would hate me because I bet all my money everyone is a optimal build sucker with boss deleting skill trees

And I hate that

Reason 1 why I hate shroud zealots who do hit kill attacks in bosses

[tender horizon]

Well

When you have literally 6 bosses up

It's kinda nice.

[round mica]

True but at the same time
Fuck shroud zealots

Anyways never really tried havoc fights

[modest flume]

Here's a secret: "optimal" builds are simply taking into account modifiers and possibly team comp, nothing more

More teams with "meta" loadouts wipe than without IME

[lusty estuary]

it's cuz having a meta build doesn't really account for the person running it being kinda shit at the game

[modest flume]

Hell I use the evis with FotF, I don't give a fuck

[modest flume]

exactly

[tender horizon]

Yeah I will say making a build for rot armor and making a "meta" build are seperate things

[modest flume]

The person carries the build, not the other way around

[lusty estuary]

like a core truth of this game is past a certain point so long as you play well it doesn't matter what you run it's just some loadouts are gonna give you a harder time to pilot than others

[modest flume]

Vets using Plasma to shoot armor and not knowing how to melee

[delicate vapor]

oh god that pink cat is hideous

Begone with you

[modest flume]

AWAY WITH YOU!

[rancid shore]

Biden Blast

[modest flume]

BTW

It's not kinda

They are almost completely shit

[modern bobcat]

every loadout gives me a harder time

[modest flume]

Charging into heretics and slaying them gives me a hard time

[modern bobcat]

Hive Scum gave me carpal tunnel the first day I fired it up

[modest flume]

Sounds like your flesh is weak idk

[lusty estuary]

the only good loadouts in this game are fotf relic blade / las pistol zealot and desperado shredder autopistol / shiv hive scum so like nothing ever happens billions must fly a kite

[modern bobcat]

I hope FS releases an auto-clicker character as #7

[lusty estuary]

the first class that entirely plays itself and you just get to watch

[jaunty path]

Arbitrator is just that

[modern bobcat]

I'll give them my 29.99 + 9.99 deluxe upgrade $$$ for that

[jaunty path]

Arbitrator feels

Way too easy

[lusty estuary]

arbitrator still kind of requires you to think

[modern bobcat]

I still have to click

[jaunty path]

KIND OF

KIND OF????

A few beeps of brain power on higher difficulties

[lusty estuary]

arbitrator's insane damage resistance and toughness regen still can't account for someone doing absolutely dog shit

[jaunty path]

Yes

[lusty estuary]

i've played with enough bad arbitrators to know this

[jaunty path]

I know lmfso

It's hilarious sometimes

[lusty estuary]

what do you know.

list five things you know

[jaunty path]

I played with 3 crusher arbitrators

All of them died within the first part of the map

[lusty estuary]

crusher arbitrator is the method but not everyone has the hooha for it like i do.

[jaunty path]

Hivescum is okay where it is now imo

But

Arbitrator isn't good if you want to get good at this game

[modest flume]

I always say that no matter what your dog does, it still doesn't rescue you from trapper nets and map geometry fucking you over, so everything else is genuinely a skill issue and I can just do what the dog does myself

[jaunty path]

Just look at the fucking talents

[round mica]

Im back

[jaunty path]

So much shit just rewards you for pressing m1

[modern bobcat]

the dog should simply bite through the net

[jaunty path]

Mhm

[modest flume]

Arbitrator has good skill expression honestly, but effort is the number one enemy of Darktide players and you won't find a good one normally

Even in Havoc

[round mica]

Except some of the weapons
Crowbar sucks and i wish it dindt

Didnt*

[lusty estuary]

the crowbar is good it just feels weird

[jaunty path]

You need to get the skill expression from playing other classes

[round mica]

And i wish it didnt

[lusty estuary]

my view on that weapon is it's just built solely for rampage and trying to use it with anything else is awkward

[modest flume]

It's just the Mk 3 folding shovel

[jaunty path]

If that's your first class you're in for a world of problems

[lusty estuary]

it's the folding shovel but it doesn't make me feel like i'm stepping on nails

and it has can opener

[modern bobcat]

Crowbar with rampage and strength cartel special is nice

melts hordes and elites

[jaunty path]

Get off arbitrator. Try zealot/veteran

Actual CBT gameplay compared to arbitrator

[modest flume]

Well depends IMO; Arby can punish a lot of enemies easily and is a good way to build game sense but relying on the bulk of the class is the problem

(Like people running wounds)

[jaunty path]

After not playing arbitrator for quite sometime

[lusty estuary]

you're not allowed to play arbitrator until you have accrued over one million dodges on every other class

[jaunty path]

And returning to it with baton and shield

[lusty estuary]

NOBODY DODGES IN THIS GAME

YOU CAN'T JUST WALK INTO THE CRUSHER YOU HAVE TO DODGE!!!

[modest flume]

I'll dodge you

[jaunty path]

I could genuinely just walk into a crowd and do heavy attack and light attack

[modest flume]

That's what I'm saying, and sadly Arby would just encourage that for most players

[jaunty path]

But most arbitrators don't know combos exist

[modest flume]

bUt iM tAnKy

[jaunty path]

Its so annoying

[modern bobcat]

I dodge, it's just not my fault there's a wall right in my way

[surreal ermine]

a real arby player sits back and spams their shotgun and takes every ammo pack smh

[jaunty path]

To see demi gods do the worst misplays

Like bro

You are not soft

You are a WALL

[round mica]

Some times my dodge seems not to work and that overhead slam deletes me to the ground

[lusty estuary]

that's why when i play arbite and i'm not doing high level content and trying to actually fill the niche that class fills i just run crusher

crusher arbite doesn't work if you don't dodge

[modest flume]

Honestly ATP the biggest issue is the fucking slotting

[jaunty path]

Unbind jump from your space bar

[modest flume]

fatshark what are you doing to the backend

[lusty estuary]

unbind jump.

[round mica]

No not even the jump thing