general-chat

[hushed cipher]

It's like

[modest flume]

This ain't gonna work out, sorry

[hushed cipher]

45%

[fiery wave]

And I'm falling asleep after.

[quaint moss]

its a good one ^-^

[ripe tangle]

12% coffee with 88% Sugary Creamer

[somber stream]

poggers

I like that ratio

[hushed cipher]

I'm a sweet-tooth, always

[quaint moss]

1 coffee %
99%dark matter

[modest flume]

I put NOTHING in it

[somber stream]

I use around 30% milk

[hushed cipher]

Fiendish

[modest flume]

I drink coffee I want that slap to the face

[fiery wave]

No sugar.

[hushed cipher]

This is valid.

[fiery wave]

Just 75%-90% milk.

[hushed cipher]

🤝

[modest flume]

Smh weaklings the lot of yas

[quaint moss]

fine 2% coffee

[somber stream]

I like not having a heart attack mid-work

[fiery wave]

That's making white tea then.

[hushed cipher]

I'm sorry I'm not empty on the inside

[hushed cipher]

SO TRUE

[modest flume]

Well that's your first problem

[timber elk]

Yeah well it’s not gonna be a good one if you don’t knock that shit off

[hushed cipher]

Oh.

That could be changed.

[timber elk]

Fucking wombat

[modest flume]

The heart is a muscle like any other, you just need to exercise it more

[hushed cipher]

Fockin wallaby

[somber stream]

I take mine for a jog every other days

[golden bolt]

Is there a bug in Darktide where it makes u pull out the stim or box when u tap grenade it keeps happening to me?

[quaint moss]

never, barrels included. and i will be bringing monstrosities close to cliffs

[timber elk]

YOU CAN LITERALLY PUSH THE FUCKERS

[hushed cipher]

I do this, It's called playing darktide

[timber elk]

PUUUUUSH THEM YOU DONUT

[modest flume]

And you're worried about coffee?

[hushed cipher]

Gets my heart pumping sometimes man

[hushed cipher]

Mostly cause i freak tf out

[modest flume]

Once in a while the game does make you roll up your sleeves

[somber stream]

pulls out gun while in close range and melee while facing gunners from afar

[hushed cipher]

STOP

IT JUST HAPPENS.

[modest flume]

Does she do that? That's cute

[hushed cipher]

THOSE GUNNERS MAN

THEY MUIST DIE

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

Tbh, happens when she's panicking while clutching, understandable

[timber elk]

She also loves shooting orgyns in the back a lot

[quaint moss]

see if you go to push, someone else can shoot >:3

[marsh iris]

i see wallaby butt waddling away while driving in tasmania at night, so cute

[timber elk]

I know this because I was the team Orgyn

[quaint moss]

i do as well, feels like more damage

[hushed cipher]

ihy

[hushed cipher]

YEAH

MY PANIC IS REASONABVKLE

[timber elk]

Awwww that’s the nicest thing you said to me

[hushed cipher]

Im not a clutcher

but

[twin flower]

[modest flume]

.. no it isn't

[hushed cipher]

I will get there

[somber stream]

Clutcher sounds like a slur for some reason

[hushed cipher]

LOL

It should be

[hushed cipher]

I'm still a noob don't forget that

gh..

[modest flume]

Well, time to fix that

[somber stream]

clutch1
/kləCH/
verb
Grasp or seize (something) tightly or eagerly.
"he stood clutching a microphone"
a tight grasp or an act of grasping something.
"she made a clutch at his body"

Tightly

[hushed cipher]

Oh my

[somber stream]

Eagerly

[twin flower]

Waz happening

[hushed cipher]

Tight and eager AYE

[modest flume]

They're flirting as always

[hidden whale]

she made a clutch at his body?? ayo?

[somber stream]

We're dissecting vocabulary

[twin flower]

[hushed cipher]

Flirting? Where

[somber stream]

Clutch is now lewd

[hidden whale]

anything can be lewd if you make it lewd

[twin flower]

[modest flume]

you must firmly grasp it

[somber stream]

eagerly

[hushed cipher]

These men.

[twin flower]

[hushed cipher]

I was just talking about DARKTIDE

[modest flume]

Yes hello

[hushed cipher]

Heathens

[modest flume]

No thank you, I'm good

[hidden whale]

darktide? where?

[twin flower]

Only weird if you make it weird

[hushed cipher]

Idk what that is actually

[hidden whale]

its actually a dog petting simulator

and you can even dress up your dog

[hushed cipher]

WHAT

I want it

I love simulator games

[somber stream]

Again, sch!zo is forbade but

[fiery wave]

Not so calm panic.

[somber stream]

CUNT

is allowed?

[twin flower]

[hushed cipher]

I love that word

[modest flume]

I can't even name my dog "stupid" tbh

How can I complete the EustaceBagge bit

[twin flower]

Dogs arent stupid

[hushed cipher]

Aha, stupid dog

[twin flower]

Isnt his name Courage

What you on about

[hushed cipher]

He calls him STUPID

[twin flower]

Stupid dog!

Old man behaviour smh

[hushed cipher]

STUPID DOG YOU MAKE ME LOOKL BAD

[twin flower]

Lucky ass bish Muriel is with him

[modest flume]

Muriel keeps him grounded

[hushed cipher]

She's an icon.

I wanna be just like her

[modest flume]

She knows it, he knows it, and sometimes he needs to be reminded of it

[somber stream]

The things i do for love

[modest flume]

ehhhhwhuddawhudda

Shout out to the government agents btw

[twin flower]

wuh?

[modest flume]

They got some fuckin moves

[hidden whale]

shout out (derogative)

[hushed cipher]

I think, I only remember the one episode of Courage,,, It was that stupid fuckin slab thing.

I literally only remember that episode

[modest flume]

returrrrrrn the slab

[hushed cipher]

Scared the shit out of me

[modest flume]

or suffer my cuuuuurse

[hushed cipher]

YES

THAT THING WAS TERRIFYING.

[modest flume]

How about the one with Fred?

[hushed cipher]

Uh

[modest flume]

He's on his best behavior but he's just so

[twin flower]

What about that Pig Chef burger joint serving human meat burgers

[modest flume]

naaaaaauuu-ghtyyyyyyyy

[hushed cipher]

HUH

My memory is horrible

[ripe tangle]

Die die die die DIE

[modest flume]

It was a fake out, he wasn't serving human meat... I think

[hushed cipher]

Sounds like something from Invader Zim lmao

[twin flower]

Why'd he smirk all sus like then

[modest flume]

He loves his job

[twin flower]

Course he'd say it isnt

[fiery wave]

I found out my mom's tastebuds are dead. She's saying India Kit Kats are better than the UK ones.

[hushed cipher]

Don't judge a book by it's cover...

[modest flume]

Don't be be shy, you can join

[twin flower]

Well the other option is he butchers his own kind then

which is worse?

[modest flume]

The tofu aliens from that episode of Teen Titans

He just does that

[hushed cipher]

I'll admit I've never seen TT in full

I should

[modest flume]

It's an actually decent show

[hushed cipher]

I have the boxset!

[modest flume]

Lots of, you guessed it, teen angst

[hushed cipher]

Of course

[modest flume]

Me yelling at the screen telling them to communicate better

[somber stream]

The sky is blue, water is wet, Raven is hot

[hushed cipher]

She's fucking goated I love her

My favourite

[modest flume]

When she azorath on my metrion until I zinthos

[twin flower]

Nice

[hushed cipher]

[somber stream]

Nice

[twin flower]

[modest flume]

[modest flume]

Btw https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=trWiEuOUdJo&pp=ygUWQ291cmFnZSBmZWRlcmFsIGFnZW50cw%3D%3D

[hushed cipher]

Purple just happens to be my favourite color smh

[twin flower]

sus

what is that

[modest flume]

Federal agents showing their moves

[candid stratus]

"Raven can we just have normal sex for once"

"No now turn into a horse again"

[hazy kestrel]

Based and Royal purple-pilled.

[vague elm]

I entered puberty because of Raven x Starfire fanfic

[fiery wave]

Ship her with Starfire and everything is well.

[hushed cipher]

Fucking, the best

[twin flower]

porple

[hazy kestrel]

I’m more of a Forest Green fan, myself.

[hushed cipher]

Green isn't bad. I like the darker shades

Blurples are good

[twin flower]

Sea Blue

[somber stream]

Dark green and blue is my jam

[hushed cipher]

Green and blue compliment each other so well

So valid

[gilded socket]

Wuff

[twin flower]

Heh

Idk why I get reminded of Horus lmao

[candid stratus]

Bleen and Yerange are pretty good colours

[hushed cipher]

Mr heresy!?

[somber stream]

Horse heresy

[candid stratus]

No dogs allowed on the couch!

[twin flower]

Wah

[hazy kestrel]

🅱️orus 🅱️eresy

[hushed cipher]

Blue + Purple best combo though, you can't beat it;;;

[somber stream]

I have yet to rock any purple drip

Doesn't go well with my hair

[candid stratus]

Purue or Blurple

[twin flower]

Blorple

[hazy kestrel]

I’m more of a Red and Yellow combo fan.

[misty trench]

The McDonald’s schema

[hushed cipher]

I have a few light/pastel purple clothing items, but,,, Black goes well with my hair the most. OR green

[candid stratus]

Yed

[somber stream]

Can't go wrong with black lol

[hushed cipher]

You can't

[twin flower]

Anything goes with black

[hushed cipher]

But green attire brings out my eyes the most

[candid stratus]

Black and Purple or Black and Pink goes so fucking hard

[hushed cipher]

I only have a few greens

[misty trench]

I’m colourblind so I have trouble distinguishing blues and purples but I like both so I’m never bothered

[hushed cipher]

BLACK AND PINK

Yes

I've rocked black shirts & bright pastel pink pants

Fuck yeah

[marsh iris]

clutching it

[hazy kestrel]

I do like the occasional Yellowish-orange and Black combo.

[somber stream]

Barbieing it in General rn

[hushed cipher]

Clutcher

[candid stratus]

I need to find my black and pink tartans but I also think my fupa broke the buttons at the front

[ripe tangle]

Bark like a dog! Howl like a wolf!

Fling feces like a chimp!

[somber stream]

Did Maxine bit you

[broken breach]

Anyone know why mod loader and framework just cause the game to crash on startup?

[ripe tangle]

No, if she did I’d beat her up.

[hazy kestrel]

Maxine has rabies confirmed. Sister Lucia has lost her marbles.

[twin flower]

get doggered

[cosmic burrow]

Damn

[candid stratus]

This is why you always need to keep a spray bottle full of piss on hand.

[hazy kestrel]

Ah, the classic Australian tactic.

[twin flower]

People actually do that?

[candid stratus]

For dogs? No.

For humans? Yes.

Pets get regular water, humans get the piss water

[twin flower]

Cheaper version of the pepper spray

[ripe tangle]

if you distributed a Newspaper on Tertium, would the people planetside even be able to read it?

[candid stratus]

Bonus points if you drop a few kidney stones in there and they get shot out at mach 3 due to the pressure buildup.

[ripe tangle]

or are they all a bunch of illiterate Chaos Cultists?

[somber stream]

Your average 40k Imperial citizen is illiterate

[ripe tangle]

not unless I teach them to read, then they become literate but all their bones get crushed for some reason.

[hazy kestrel]

Well, if we take into account how much of a sprawling monstrosity the Administratum is in terms of managing the Imperium’s galaxy spanning supply chain(s) on both the macro and micro levels, I would argue that it’s certainly possible.

[misty trench]

Reading? In the year 40000?

[candid stratus]

Idk I feel like basic literacy is considered essential for work but thats it.

And I mean, basic

[whole glade]

so what yall getted for chirstmas?

=3

[somber stream]

Fat

I got fat

[jaunty path]

Ya know

[hushed cipher]

Skill issue

[candid stratus]

A new spray bottle.

[ripe tangle]

the lack of literacy certainly doesn’t help that the Administratum on basically every planet does fuckall except conscript people or procure resources to fight wars on other planets that noone on their planet has even heard of

[whole glade]

like?

[hazy kestrel]

De Troyes’ Arthurian Romance collection.

[silent harness]

hey this is going to seem like a strange question from a random but i come from the vrchat warhammer community im searching for an old friend honeslty i dont even know if hes alive or not anymore if you have a friend you met online and see the last online years ago thing its that last online 4 years ago now we used to play together and faught side by side in the space wolves his username was dankmemez714 im joining a bunch of warhammer discord servers to try to find him if he is still alive if anyone of you know him please deliver the message that walker misses you he wont know what your talking about right away but it will click when the memory of the battle of bloody sunday hits

[hazy kestrel]

WE’RE BRING CHIVALRIC ROMANCE BACK, BRETONNIAN-BROS!

[somber stream]

Think i gained like 2 kilos, still managable

[jaunty path]

mmm

[gloomy void]

Depends is it in English or High Gothic?

[jaunty path]

hm.

[misty trench]

A Kufiya and the tasting history cookbook

[hushed cipher]

I think I got diabetes

[somber stream]

Adeptus Diabetes

[ripe tangle]

it’ll be written in High Gothic, but commentaries will be written in Local Low Gothic Dialects

[whole glade]

i got a bambu lab 3d printer =3

i can finally print greytide bits

[hushed cipher]

I did get many clothes though, and dinosaur socks. Am happy

[hazy kestrel]

I also got a punching bag for both exercise and OCD-stress relief purposes.

[gloomy void]

I’m part of an advanced unit called the adeptus fuckupus

[jaunty path]

Please return to your eternal slumber on the golden throne, the seperation between the Immaturium and Realspace is slipping.

Sir all of us are going to be eaten by Warp Daemons.

[hushed cipher]

I need

[gloomy void]

Are they hot?

[candid stratus]

I got like 2 button up shirts that didnt even fit. Its rough out here being butch.

[silent harness]

its sad to say it isnt a copy pasta or a roleplay been lookin for him for years now

[jaunty path]

If you're sexually attracted to amalgamations sure.

[hazy kestrel]

I’ve yet to tape a piece of paper to it that says OCD on it. Tomorrow.

[cosmic burrow]

A gearbox for my car

[ripe tangle]

what if I played a Game of Dark Heresy (tabletop), but my Inquisitor character does fuckall as an Inquisitor and instead just pretends to be Captain Kirk.

[gloomy void]

I can make it work

[whole glade]

i got born on jan 2nd so i didnt get too much today, buuttt my family mightve got tickets to adepticon

[ripe tangle]

how far you think I’d go?

[whole glade]

=3333

[hushed cipher]

Hey man good luck. Trying to get into a session for diagnosis myself. ||ADHD||

[jaunty path]

Sorry but not sure if we can really assist you.

[somber stream]

Catastrophic failure but it would be really funny

[ripe tangle]

so true

[hazy kestrel]

Stay strong pal. OCD can be a conniving and sneaky bastard for sure in terms of the tricks it plays on ya.

[silent harness]

i know but maybe someone can hense why im joining alot of 40k servers to ask around the vrc warhammer community is tinny so not alot of leads but he really loved warhammer and starwars so i figured id check in here i was checking the reddit 40k community along with other platforms

[hushed cipher]

We're still going ain't we, we're strong 💪

[hazy kestrel]

It’s like having a gaslighter living rent free in my cranium sometimes. But that’s what the punching bag is for.

[hushed cipher]

Dude that's so relateable lmfao

[jaunty path]

I think I have over apologizing OCD

[misty trench]

They don’t tell you this but public punching bags are available at your local yacht club

[hushed cipher]

Any moment the fire will light and be like HEY WHATS UP. ANWYAYS DO YOU REMEMBER THIS THIS THIS THIS AND THIS? You should've acted like THIS actually. What's that, it was forever ago? Fuck it, feel that way now!

[hushed cipher]

Can I apply

For the position

🙏

[somber stream]

This occur to every body i think

[hazy kestrel]

Ah that’s rough. I have one of those annoying “harm” ocd subthemes.

A real bastard, that one.

[somber stream]

I had this really cringe memory resurfaced yesterday for no reson

[hushed cipher]

It's not normal to have breakdowns constantly, I think.

[hazy kestrel]

But OCD makes it 1000 times worse.

[hushed cipher]

But i've gotten much much better since uhg, a few years ago

[somber stream]

Nice, i'm glad for you

[hushed cipher]

Trying to get in to someone this coming year though, but long wait time. Of course

[hazy kestrel]

It takes the things you care about the most and warps it into your own personal hell. :) At least in my experience.

[misty trench]

I’ve been doing great since my chemist informed me alcohol is a solution

[fair bridge]

i really really really wish they would give us an option to turn off crossplay

[hazy kestrel]

But I’m doing so much better than 2 years ago.

[cosmic burrow]

Hehehehe

[cosmic burrow]

You will get your adderal

[hushed cipher]

Overthinking is a much more big part in it too. I'm pretty sure I get anxiously attached, especially in close relationships. Whether it be romantic or platonic. I suffer

[jaunty path]

So..I have ADHD and OCD now, cool.

I think

I think Adderall helped me feel better.

[hazy kestrel]

Welcome to the club pal. 🫂

[misty trench]

ADHD gang

[hazy kestrel]

Intrusive thoughts are the fucking worst man.

[hushed cipher]

Well, you should go seek a professional before thinking that. I've been looking into it for like, a year and a bit now

[hushed cipher]

YES.

I took therapy when I was teen, because I had self-sabotaging behaviour

Fun innit.

[jaunty path]

suplexing my intrusive thoughts

[hazy kestrel]

Big Mood

[misty trench]

Me when I’m about to go downstairs and my brain flashbangs me with all the final destination level bullshit that could happen

[jaunty path]

JESUS CHRIST

STOP READING ME.

[misty trench]

I can’t read

[jaunty path]

like omg.

💀

[hazy kestrel]

Mood Kindred. 🫂

[hushed cipher]

Thoughts go like "Hey so yk that nothing has happened and everything is perfectly fine? Well what if it did and you didn't know. You should start something just incase, you know"

SURE WHY NOT THANK YOU DEMONS INSIDE OF ME.

[jaunty path]

I thought this was normal for people.

[hazy kestrel]

I was a fucking wreck 2 years ago man. Though philosophy books, meditation, and the like have thankfully gotten me out of that pit.

[misty trench]

“Hey you know how you’re relaxing in your hammock rn? Yeah man what if a plane fell out of the sky and you got riddled with shrapnel what then huh”

[jaunty path]

It's like believing murphys law 24/7 sometimes.

[misty trench]

Ty brain very helpful

[hushed cipher]

Realised that a lot of it stemmed from insecurity, fuck that shit!

[misty trench]

It depends on the frequency and severity

[jaunty path]

"Remember that thing you felt bad about a while ago and apologized for and they said you were fine? You need to apologize again now."

So fun.

[misty trench]

Like if you’re incapable of relaxing as a result then that’s decidedly not normal

[hushed cipher]

"I know you're perfectly healthy and all, but what if you had a heart attack right now? Haha."

[jaunty path]

Real.

Genuine

ly

real.

It's like reliving shit too or like living an event that hasn't happened

[hushed cipher]

Hm yeah, get that checked out. Doesn't hurt to try, except for your bank account

[misty trench]

In my case my PTSD triggers a lot of over the top paranoia and intrusive thoughts. I can logically know nothing will happen but my body won’t relax fully

[jaunty path]

its like a movie happened in just a few seconds.

[dull hamlet]

Sustenance 🥖

[jaunty path]

I am not the same but "I can logically know nothing will happen but my body won’t relax fully" THIS. THISSSS.

I know its not logical

but my head just doesn't believe it won't happen

[modest flume]

fuck all
Captain Kirk
Those aren't the same?????????

[cosmic burrow]

You uave ptsd? Damn

[hushed cipher]

Felt,

[hazy kestrel]

I sympathize. I have STSD thanks to my brief time working in the legal field 2 years back. It sucks man.

[misty trench]

Yeah, childhood based ptsd

[gilded socket]

Grrr

[hushed cipher]

I am a big emotional feeler, sometimes my feelings make decisions for me, and they aren't the best or the most logical.

[jaunty path]

I know its an irrational fear but my head just can't stop until it wears itself out.

[somber stream]

I can't say for sure if things will certainly get better. But it will be different the moment you take act, do talk to us every now and then

[misty trench]

My condolences 🫂

[cunning warren]

is anyone noticing microstutters on the morningstar every like 10s

[marsh iris]

have you ever slept and think "hey what if I never wake up"

[hushed cipher]

Yes.

Of course

[jaunty path]

thnx licht

[candid stratus]

sprays you with the piss bottle

[misty trench]

You ever wake up and think “shit, still gotta go to work”

[gloomy void]

Same. Got in a car crash a few years back and haven’t felt the same since. Always on edge

[hazy kestrel]

Sometimes, but there’s a certain peace to that I think. Our figurative “Butcher’s Nails” that is OCD will finally stop “singing”.

[modest flume]

I work two shifts, I don't sleep

[marsh iris]

every 5 days a week

[jaunty path]

like

[cosmic burrow]

Born to dilly dally forced to work

[hushed cipher]

Wtf is a j*b

[gloomy void]

I always just remind myself when I’m panicking that i came out ok every other time it happened

[modest flume]

Nearly got my leg crushed during work once

[gilded socket]

Gay

[modest flume]

Was on a garbage truck, I had the brief thought to lift my leg up, and a car hit the back of the truck where I was standing

[hushed cipher]

Ooooh fuck

[gloomy void]

Had something sorta similar. Guy driving a forklift wasn’t paying attention and nearly crushed my toe

[misty trench]

SO TRUE

[gloomy void]

Gotta love warehouse work

[hazy kestrel]

That’s just how I see OCD, personally. That collection of scenes in The End and the Death books where Dorn is being constantly harassed by Khorne in that infinite desert really resonated with me.

[modest flume]

I fell off the truck onto the hood of the car

[hazy kestrel]

Something about those passages just made me think that: Yeah, this is what OCD fucking feels like.

[modest flume]

The car's engine got pierced by one of the arms used to hold dumpsters (it was a rear loader truck)

[candid stratus]

[jaunty path]

Can new ocd compulsions form

[modest flume]

If my leg was down, rip

[jaunty path]

I feel like they can

[gilded socket]

Gay

[hazy kestrel]

Yep

[candid stratus]

Yeah I like girls what of it

[hazy kestrel]

Even your best “helping” methods can turn into compulsions.

Happened to me with meditation

[tall grove]

Based
We’re called HOMO sapiens for a reason

[hushed cipher]

I resonate with leg injuries a lot. Was born with shitty knees, and had to get surgery around 6 years ago now.

[hazy kestrel]

I started meditating for up to an hour throughout the day just to get by at times.

[modest flume]

But you survived and here you are

[somber stream]

You're still here, with us. That alone is something, well done! Do carry on

[modest flume]

Kicking heretic asses

[marsh iris]

survived to Havoc

[hushed cipher]

Yes!!

[dull hamlet]

Erm, robo legs or something
Kick hard

[modest flume]

Well done, you get a singular pat on the back

[hushed cipher]

It was a pretty harmless surgery, honestly. But afterwards I've been a little fucked up since, lol

[marsh iris]

Even with bad knees, I still serve

[hushed cipher]

Even with bad knees I- nvm.

[hushed cipher]

I would, actually

[marsh iris]

you huh

[twin flower]

Beat you to it

[gilded socket]

Sesbian

[hushed cipher]

HEH

I couldn't help it.

[dull hamlet]

So many Sesbians these days

[twin flower]

[jaunty path]

Yeah so I've been like. Watching my father walk down the stairs everytime he leaves for work. He has arm deformalities that gave him short arms and only one finger on each hand. I realized that he can't hold on to the arm rail to allow himself to go more securely down the stairs. And ya know hes also old, 60.

I would wait until I hear that one footstep telling me he went down the whole way. We're only on the second floor.

[hushed cipher]

THE DEMONS IN ME

[tall grove]

For the lex!

[hazy kestrel]

Though @Missus, the most common compulsions I’ve found were mental ones.

Such as in the form of self reassurances or telling OCD to bugger off.

[gilded socket]

THE LEX IS THE LEX

[warm gyro]

we all do

[marsh iris]

somebody exercise this daemonhost

[jaunty path]

He never had an incident on the stairs but I felt more...inclined to check him

[modest flume]

Don't kid yourself, yes you could

[hushed cipher]

Lmfao, yes please

[modest flume]

I'm taking the pat back

[gilded socket]

Exercise deez nuts

[twin flower]

Get the bonk

[hushed cipher]

How could I turn down such a perfect joke?

[modest flume]

[jaunty path]

Just to make sure I'm not like. Off in my room while he genuinely needs me.

[hushed cipher]

Give that pat back.

[dull hamlet]

When the fart so vile you question if it came from Nurgle himself

[hushed cipher]

It was ?mine

FUCK

[hushed cipher]

Bald.

[gilded socket]

DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE

[jaunty path]

Literally yeah I say verbally "fuck off. Leave me alone"

[twin flower]

Sum friar tuck haircut

[hazy kestrel]

I understand entirely pal. Like I said, OCD is a sneaky bastard. It likes to dig into your brain like a swamp tick by focusing on the things you care about / fear the most.

[jaunty path]

I just wanna play darktide man 😭 I don't want to have an argument in my head with someone

[marsh iris]

its a Zeowlet

[gloomy void]

Based

[tall grove]

You mean you don’t wanna schizomaxx?

[hazy kestrel]

For me, it was harm-related things based on the innumerable case files I read. But you get better at drowning it out with time.

[jaunty path]

No! 😭

[tall grove]

L

[jaunty path]

Thats the zealots job! Not mine!

[modest flume]

Just turn it off

[hazy kestrel]

The psyker’s job.

[jaunty path]

They're coworkers

[hazy kestrel]

Oh don’t you start lmao.

[jaunty path]

💀

[quaint moss]

but the funny man in there tells me to do things

[gloomy void]

My cats farts be like

[gilded socket]

Santa didn’t get me a person that loves and cares for me and has me a house wife so now im fuckinf angry

[dull hamlet]

More Ogryn weapons!!

[modest flume]

I can relate though, the amount of shit I've seen really doesn't get better with time, I just get better at tuning it out

In the end, it doesn't control me, and I have to remember

[tall grove]

Santa didn’t give me bloodborne 2
Killing self tonight ong ✌️

[gloomy void]

Are you sure? Check under the tree again

[gilded socket]

I dont even have a tree

[gilded socket]

Real shit (not bloodborne)

[gloomy void]

Damn he delivered your house wife to the wrong house then

[hushed cipher]

Badgerborne.

[dull hamlet]

🚀 🐸

[gilded socket]

AUUUGGHHHH

[hazy kestrel]

Gotta manifest that Iron Within, Iron Without mentality. That’s what keeps me going sometimes.

[gloomy void]

He did for me. Playing it rn. The poison swamps are back

[gilded socket]

I NEED THE WARMTH AND GENTLE CARE OF ANOTHER

[hazy kestrel]

As goofy as that is.

[tall grove]

But you are
We are born of the blood
Made men—and in your case women, by the blood
Undone by the blood

[gilded socket]

Gay

[gloomy void]

Buy a pet

[modest flume]

Honestly same

[tall grove]

Bi but thanks

[gloomy void]

My cat loves snuggles

He just also farts a lot

[hushed cipher]

Men are hot. Valid

[gloomy void]

It’s a give and take

[modest flume]

That and For Those We Cherish

[hazy kestrel]

You may have engine problems with your car.

[marsh iris]

man's not hot

[tall grove]

I’m missing peak
Finna heavy poison proc myself

[hushed cipher]

Mens

[modest flume]

(although that's more fanon than anything)

[hazy kestrel]

Aw you edited it lmao.

Darn

[gloomy void]

I LOVE MEN

[twin flower]

Dudes

[hushed cipher]

I LOVE MEB

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[marsh iris]

Mebian 6

[gilded socket]

My dog prefers my mom brah

[twin flower]

Meb

New gender discovered

[gloomy void]

Rannick could interrogate me anyday

[hushed cipher]

omfg

Rannick? psh

Kayex

[modest flume]

[hushed cipher]

[gloomy void]

Him too

[gilded socket]

Shit genuinely makes me cry sometimes

[hushed cipher]

YES.

[gloomy void]

And Morrow

[vague elm]

Ogryn...🥵

[hushed cipher]

Okay but i cant stand Morrow

HGis accent

nah

[hazy kestrel]

My doggo imprinted on my old man.

I relate

[dull hamlet]

I wish ogryn were real 🤤

[modest flume]

"I used to be an honest soldier..."

Him and Wolfer share the same VA

[gloomy void]

Reminds me when i was playing my Orgyn a Scum named “OgyrCheekClapper” wouldn’t stop chasing me around the ship

[cosmic burrow]

Daddy morrow

[marsh iris]

i think i saw some image of morrow with a british bulldog for a head

[misty trench]

We might have the same cat

[tall grove]

10 whole minutes in dungeon finder and no tank
wtf going on with the tank drought in classic mists?

[hushed cipher]

HAHAHAA

YES.

[gloomy void]

Look if he calls me his little No Hoper i’ll do whatever he asks

[somber stream]

You're dead to me 😔

[modest flume]

I had this cat that absolutely loved me and would show its ass to me

[tall grove]

Got a healer, three dps, but no tank

[twin flower]

Me but when Hadron calls me Varlet

[modest flume]

Gross but cute, and that was my one fear

[jaunty path]

Animals are so dam weird

[hushed cipher]

Shove it

I don't talk to trapper bait

[hazy kestrel]

My dog apparently really likes butt scratches. They’re a weird one.

[vague elm]

Morrow is a liar and a heretic who always makes me think I got the train mission when I'm not paying attention

[somber stream]

I'll follow that man to the eye of terror and back

[rain idol]

Nope it’s like American and British, same language a lot of differences

[cosmic burrow]

If you did not say that i would not know it. Ever

[gloomy void]

That too. WE LOVE MEN

AND WOMEN

[modest flume]

Like it would purr and rub against me and then turn around

I'm like "bro put that away"

[marsh iris]

morrow and dragor combined would be an unbeatable power

[misty trench]

Would you say they’re a net loss?

[somber stream]

The kind of leader who look after their men not out of interest, but genuine care will always be the best kind to me

[hushed cipher]

Exactly

[gloomy void]

If i buy Hadron a toaster as a present will she go on a date with me?

[modest flume]

Soldiers soldiering

[modest flume]

I like to say that Wolfer and Morrow are reflections of each other

Similar circumstances to break them, but Morrow didn't yield whereas Wolfer did

[gloomy void]

“You’re going into a “Bezerker Rage?!” Well cut it out man! We are in a confined space!”

[cosmic burrow]

Sell that to joplaysgames so she can make video about it

[modest flume]

Alright someone ping her

[cosmic burrow]

You ping her

[jaunty path]

What do you guys think of psyker ogyrns as a concept

[gilded socket]

One of these days man

[hazy kestrel]

It’s not unheard of actually.

[jaunty path]

Do you think their low intelligence atleast pre retcon can make them resistant to chaos

Then again

[cosmic burrow]

Rokk mancerr

[outer jasper]

Mad funny

[gilded socket]

I hate you

[gloomy void]

Who is smarterer? An ogyrn or an orange cat

[jaunty path]

It can make them very mentally weak

[modest flume]

I've done it a few times already, don't wanna be a serial annoyer

[hazy kestrel]

There’s the Ghazkhull book Prophet of the Waaagh! where there’s an Ogryn psyker named Cassia.

[cosmic burrow]

You earned it

[jaunty path]

I know of her yes and the former is just an ork lol

Hmmmmm

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah lol

[fair bridge]

ogryn forming a thought:

[gilded socket]

Or maybe im just weak

[hazy kestrel]

When you think the DEEP THOUGHTS

[gloomy void]

It is now 12. Christmas over. TAKE THE HATS OFF! GET BACK TO WORK

[modest flume]

"just an Ork"

You FOOL

[jaunty path]

Morrow? Rannick is more annoying. Morrow at the very least encourages us, respects us and openly takes responsibility for us!

[cosmic burrow]

Its 6:00 where i live

[modest flume]

That there is the biggest boy this side of da Warp!

[gloomy void]

My heavy ogyrn may only know a few things but tax evasion happens to be one of them

[jaunty path]

Hadron is disrespectful as well but she's cool

[modest flume]

She's not cool at all

[modest flume]

She prevents me from hearing sound cues

[jaunty path]

Differing opinions...must exterminate...

[gloomy void]

Kill this person with hammers

[rain idol]

Even the slurs have little differences it’s funny

[modest flume]

Silent burster BECAUSE SHE MUTED IT

[gloomy void]

Krill issue

[modest flume]

The game audio is broken because of Hadron

[jaunty path]

Oh this reminds me of that Darlek who hated its own kind and began killing them

[jaunty path]

As you deserved for disrespecting a loyal follower of the omnissiah...

[somber stream]

Mon Dieu!

[modest flume]

Nah it doesn't bother me, but people complaining about silent specialists should be looking at the cause, AKA Hadron

[gloomy void]

Don’t blame robo mommy

[somber stream]

C'est donc vrai. Fancais!

[modest flume]

I will and I am

She is the problem

Time for the solution

[hazy kestrel]

[marsh iris]

: Hey man

[modest flume]

Omnissiah? I don't want any

[hazy kestrel]

Anyways, it’s 11:00 over here. Time to sleep.

[jaunty path]

We're dragging you to freedom camp vro

Gn personmann

[marsh iris]

so they extracted ogryn braincell to make a frag bomb

[rain idol]

l'horreur!

[hushed cipher]

Baguette. Croissant

[modest flume]

Escargot

[drowsy prawn]

frogs

😏

[modest flume]

Omelette du fromage

[cosmic burrow]

Oh no

Francuzi

[hushed cipher]

🥖

[formal mortar]

I got a knife

[vague elm]

That's not a knife

[formal mortar]

[gilded socket]

AUH

[formal mortar]

Trying to name my character Shenanigans but it's not allowing it

Yet Shenanigan is allowed

[marsh iris]

a

[hushed cipher]

b

[misty trench]

c

[hushed cipher]

d

[sweet wraith]

e

[formal mortar]

f

[twin flower]

g

[tall grove]

H

[gilded socket]

Dude i just saw a video of a couple proposing on Christmas

FUCK

[outer jasper]

You ruined the chain

[sweet trail]

I

[twin flower]

Its jover

[outer jasper]

YOU FREAKING IDIOT

[tall grove]

Mods, ban her

[marsh iris]

this feels like breaking the ASS penance

[sweet trail]

i gave my parents a whole ass wishlist of books I wanted and they gave me exactly 2 of them, and then 3 shirts, one of which felt like a jab. also literally everyone had more presents than this, including the cats.

Im gonna be so fr I do not give anything resembling a fuck about these shirts if the books were expensive I would've preferred they bought one more book instead of the shirts

[outer jasper]

Let’s try that again

A

[sweet trail]

b

[outer jasper]

You guys suck I’m going to do crack now

[gilded socket]

IT IS

[tall grove]

Based

[south jetty]

I love your name

[gilded socket]

The magic mirror in my hand tempts me with a future i crave

[ripe tangle]

Woof

bark

Bark

bARK

[tall grove]

The infection spreads

[south jetty]

she is going barking mad

[twin flower]

The Borkening

[marsh iris]

pupp

[ripe tangle]

meow?

[somber stream]

We lost Lucia...

[south jetty]

boooooof baaaaark

[gilded socket]

Why are you like this

[ripe tangle]

like what?

[tall grove]

To emulate you

[tender horizon]

Yeah, I don't think you get to ask that question lmao

[gilded socket]

Why are you stealing my lines

[gilded socket]

Says you

[ripe tangle]

I have not stolen any of your Cocaine!

I have my own Cocaine I bought myself

[tall grove]

The emperor provides

[gilded socket]

Someone take my stub pistol from me before i shove it down my throat and become a perrisher

[marsh iris]

Coke for the coke god

[south jetty]

I oil up my gun normal style. Promise

[hushed cipher]

[south jetty]

don't fire that

[ripe tangle]

you have to choose between a catgirl, a birdgirl, and a doggirl, which do you pick?

||if you say catgirl I’ll execute you.||

[tall grove]

No boys on the list
Big L

Catboy forever

[ripe tangle]

I’ll throw in a catboy for funzies

[tall grove]

[ripe tangle]

downside, he sprays and hisses/growls at everyone

[tall grove]

Sprays?

[ripe tangle]

he also initiates random slap fights and hides

[gilded socket]

GIMME THAT

[ripe tangle]

pees on furniture to assert dominance

[hushed cipher]

Don't worry, I can be trusted.

[gilded socket]

No its not that

I need it more than you

[hushed cipher]

I see

HAVE IT

[tall grove]

Well that doesn’t sound lien something a mature sapient being would do
Romancing such a creature would be immoral

[gilded socket]

FINALLY

[misty trench]

ethical

[ripe tangle]

okay fine, no feral catboy

[gilded socket]

I cant chose

[misty trench]

ah that sucks 🫂

[ripe tangle]

instead he’s a cute little man who tries to dominate you every chance he gets

[somber stream]

Clearly cat girl is the superior choice here

[tall grove]

Not into that ngl
Is the catgirl tall and buff?

[south jetty]

no bug woman ☹️

[ripe tangle]

she’s just a normal girl who has cat features… she also licks herself.

[tall grove]

You didn’t answer my question

[misty trench]

where the fuck is the anomalocarisgirl option

[ripe tangle]

She’s not buff, she’s physically average

[tall grove]

All I see are mid options

[tender horizon]

Which one will do dinner twice a week but also understand I need my own personal time

[south jetty]

anomalocaris anthro would be awesome

[gilded socket]

Why no one asking about doggirls

[ripe tangle]

they’re all meant to be

[south jetty]

Sorry, I like giant machines and scary monsters

And bugs

[somber stream]

They stink

[misty trench]

anyway the options being as they are, I'm choosing birdgirl for those frequent flyer miles

[south jetty]

imagine the smell

[hushed cipher]

I'm no doggirl, but there are things that I can do when bribed with a treat like them

[gilded socket]

I BATHE REGULARLY

[ripe tangle]

I want birdgirl tbh, I’ve always wanted to be eaten by a Harpy

[formal mortar]

cat, dog, bird, they all stink

[ripe tangle]

brutally too

[gilded socket]

Lucia vore

[misty trench]

I feel like we have very different priorities when it came to this choice

[tall grove]

Prometheus treatment

[vague elm]

Where Zebragirl option

[gilded socket]

Doesn’t seem too bad of a life tbh,,,

[hushed cipher]

You right,,

[gilded socket]

Come dog

Go dog with the others

[misty trench]

I'd say this is crazy but then I remember what I do for my wages

[ripe tangle]

The doggirl is loyal and sweet, but she’s also kind of dense and doesn’t always bathe so she’s sometimes stinky.

[gilded socket]

I SHOWER EVERYDAY

BLASPHEMY

BLASPHEMYYYYY

[south jetty]

I have a biomech arthropod OC who usually goes by she/her, does that count for anything here

[hushed cipher]

Tempting

But I am a cattgirl at heart,.

[misty trench]

this is some insane role swapping I'm seeing here between Lucia and Maxine

[somber stream]

Christmas really do a number on people

[formal mortar]

I need more alcohol to make a decision

[tender horizon]

Did i tell you I have a sword being shipped?

[tall grove]

Ban them both because I said so

[gilded socket]

IT IS

[south jetty]

trading brains to take a break

[gilded socket]

IT REALLY IS

[misty trench]

who are you shipping it with?

(no you didn't tell me, what is it)

[tender horizon]

My hands

[formal mortar]

What kind of sword

[tender horizon]

Cup hilt rapier

[misty trench]

hell yeah

the best hilt really

[ripe tangle]

what’s your favorite kind of sword?

[tall grove]

Recreate the drake video but with the sword

[misty trench]

the sword reading this

[tender horizon]

Aye, keep my hands intact

[gilded socket]

My mental health dies on holidays

[tender horizon]

What does this mean

[somber stream]

I have a need to work, do job stuff, it's insane

[tender horizon]

I have a soft spot for rapiers tbh

[misty trench]

logistics-pilled and efficiency-maxxing

[south jetty]

It gave me a stomach virus and almost made me yell at my store manager for being a permanent resident of the cuck chair. It's doing more than numbers

[gilded socket]

I hate being alone with my thoughts, its too much pressure

[ripe tangle]

I also like rapiers, I hate that media portrays them incorrectly a lot.

[misty trench]

I did a fair amount of rapier fencing so I do have nostalgia for 'em

[hushed cipher]

I love being productive too

[misty trench]

sabers are more my jam tho

[south jetty]

this is what weed is for imo, but to each their own

[sweet trail]

yeah :( i appweciate da sympathy tho

[south jetty]

weed + Monster Zero ultra

[tall grove]

I like big swords
Armageddon was my go-to transmog in WoW

[limber zealot]

We talking about weed?

[sweet trail]

does the sisterhood have a stance on felinids

[misty trench]

I mean same lmao, swapping brains requires wayyyy too many insurance waivers

[hushed cipher]

Have I been productive today? Fuckkk no

[limber zealot]

Probably hate em

[somber stream]

You're productive plenty from what i've seen

[limber zealot]

It's Christmas who gives a fuck

[hushed cipher]

I will be, more so next week. AGhh

[south jetty]

I don't want people knowing what exactly goes on in mine

[limber zealot]

It's a day for doing fun bullshit

[somber stream]

Post-Christmas, time to either rot on the sofa or go visit people you dont like

[ripe tangle]

Aquila about to go full Janissary over here and get himself a Yataghan

[hushed cipher]

I'm gonna chill out for a few days, stay up, sleep in, not do shit. Eat snacks

[tender horizon]

Media portrays melee combat in general wrong a lot, but that's fine. Dramatization and all that.

[sweet trail]

productivity is however you choose to define it

[ripe tangle]

True

[misty trench]

god if I had the mulah I'd get a repro

[limber zealot]

I woke up and made myself hot chocolate and played video games for 3 hours and then opened presents with my family

[jaunty path]

I was productive today

I got out of my bad mood.

[hushed cipher]

I'm gonna bed rot, then I'm gonna watch instagram reels all day and rot my brain

[limber zealot]

Then when I got home from my grandma's house I got drunk, smoked a bowl, and played BG3 with some friends

[ripe tangle]

ngl a proper reproduction would be really cool to have

[limber zealot]

You can literally do whatever you want it's awesome

[tall grove]

Holy shit it’s been like an hour is nobody running tank rn? Is it just my level range?

[somber stream]

Peak youth activities

[gilded socket]

Its not like i really have a way to occupy my time or have my mind altered because i fucking hate the smell of weed and i find being under the influence to be a waste of time

[hushed cipher]

[limber zealot]

Wdym?

Like no ogryns in your team?

[somber stream]

Better than doing crack ig

[misty trench]

my only gripe with the yataghan is no hand protection, if it had messer like hand protection then that'd be like my holy grail short sword

[south jetty]

I went to my mom's house, opened presents with my family there, watched funny YouTube, kept getting yelled at by my sister for farting, played with dogs, took a nap, ate, drank

[jaunty path]

Aquila whats the next class

[misty trench]

a Jokaero

[limber zealot]

Ayup

[tall grove]

Queuing for dungeons on mists classic for WoW
No tanks

[hushed cipher]

Fuck you right. I'm gonna go to several parties, get drunk, get high, do crack and other scandalous activities

[jaunty path]

MONKEEEEEYYYYYYYY

[limber zealot]

That's the ideal Christmas bro

[limber zealot]

Ohhhh different game

I thought you were talking about DT

[tall grove]

Lmao nah I’m like 8 hours away from my console

[limber zealot]

I got a bunch of painting supplies

[gilded socket]

Whoa chat

[sweet trail]

if I had the mulah I'd hire an ogryn to be a bartender

[ripe tangle]

You could probably get one attached buuuuuut it wouldn’t be historically accurate and it would make it look wrong 😐

[gilded socket]

Imma go and do something

[tall grove]

8 hours flying, mind

[tender horizon]

That's been a WoW problem since I played in WotLK

Play a tank

Get faster queues

[limber zealot]

I asked for a sisters of battle squad cause I wanted to paint them but unfortunately I santa didn't get it for me

[twin flower]

You ask for a martini you get grog

[south jetty]

If I was playing Classic MoP I'd tank as a monk. But I don't play classic because I played enough classic when it was current

[sweet trail]

i feel like that'd be really fun

[tall grove]

But I like having a big weapon :(

[tender horizon]

Blood DK.

[sweet trail]

or broken glass and apologies

[limber zealot]

Which kinda surprised me cause I got every other miniature painting related thing on my list

[formal mortar]

Is there a mod to disable dukane's voice lines?

[misty trench]

my christmas involved a massive fuckoff christmas eve dinner prepared by my wonderful partner with her family

christmas day was opening presents, having christmas breakfast and then eating dinner leftovers and watching christmas movies

[south jetty]

now I just tank on retail

[jaunty path]

Dude he'll hand you a glass with a finger directly in a drunk after pickin his nose

[tall grove]

I’m levelling a warrior
I like running dungeons while leveling

[limber zealot]

But it doesn't matter cause I'm going to a Warhammer store tomorrow to just buy them for myself

[swift leaf]

There seriously needs to be a penalty for people who join in on auric missions, get downed and leave instantly, or disturb the Daemon and leave instantly. like honestly man its so frustrating

[ripe tangle]

OH AQUILA I learned something that is relevant to a previous conversation we had

[limber zealot]

Also buying new headphones tomorrow cause my unc gave me a $100 best buy gift card

[south jetty]

i got money for my fav art store, and I do need some more paints for my minis.....

[limber zealot]

The choice is obvious

[misty trench]

oh also I came back from said dinner to find people were genuinely spending their Christmas eve and Christmas morning arguing on the fatshark forums and my god that was some secondhand embarrassment like you wouldn't believe

[misty trench]

DO TELL!

[limber zealot]

I was scrolling Instagram at some points so I'm really not much better

[ripe tangle]

it was the middle east question and it’s kind of interesting but also not that interesting

[tall grove]

Holy shit a tank queued

I’m in

[south jetty]

I've been using polymer clay to customize some Marauders because I'm a huge Battletech loving moron who is simply in love with the Black Marauder story

[limber zealot]

I know a guy who is super into battle tech

[south jetty]

we need more of them

more people into Battletech

[limber zealot]

He likes the faction that's symbol is a blue fist

Idk what they're called

[limber zealot]

Yeah he says the same thing

[south jetty]

Lyrans

[twin flower]

Whats Battletech

[south jetty]

House Steiner

[limber zealot]

That's the one

[somber stream]

Long as you can still Havoc with us later this week, go nuts

[misty trench]

trust me there's a gulf between scrolling insta and what I witnessed lmao

[tender horizon]

Fun tabletop game, setting as old as 40k, about mechs.

[hushed cipher]

You don't even got to ask, it's happening

[limber zealot]

You know that game mech warrior?

[misty trench]

well I'm interested anyway

[limber zealot]

It's the table top version of that

[tender horizon]

Kinda

Mechwarrior is the rpg

Battletech is the wargame

[south jetty]

I like Periphery factions like the Taurian Concordat and Clan Goliath Scorpion

[tender horizon]

Battletech is normally commanding a few mechs vs mechwarrior's commanding one

[south jetty]

also way more accessible TBH

[limber zealot]

I meant the video game

[gilded socket]

Sometimes i wonder if i could go back and slap myself before messing up shit if i could have a better life

[tender horizon]

Much cheaper, yeah

[tender horizon]

Why worry about that when you can simply worry about attaining a better life

[limber zealot]

That's what I've heard

[south jetty]

I also enjoy it because it's a universe of more grounded misery

[gilded socket]

The future takes too long

[tender horizon]

You only need about 4 models to play classic battletech, sometimes less.

[somber stream]

Can love bloom on the battlefield?

[tender horizon]

And the past is not able to be changed.

[south jetty]

you can even do like, 1v1 if you want

[hushed cipher]

Yes

[limber zealot]

IDK enough about it to say if it's for me or not but I'm honestly not huge on their mech designs

[gilded socket]

I will find a way

[hushed cipher]

Battling together is the most romantic thing you could ever do

[misty trench]

the past is over, the future is uncertain, I simply live in the present

[south jetty]

there's also vehicles, battle armor, protomechs, and infantry

[limber zealot]

I'm a Gundamcel through and through so I like my mech designs absolutely fucking ridiculous

[tender horizon]

What has happened today has happened, what will happen tomorrow will happen. I do not stress about these things.

[full smelt]

i love the new mission sm

[south jetty]

Battletech mechs are the DILF baras of mecha

[full smelt]

run it as much as i can

[limber zealot]

My dad is a battletech fan

Which to my understanding the average age for a battletech fan is old

[twin flower]

Been into mechs lately might give it a go

[tender horizon]

Defo tbh

[limber zealot]

He played the OG table top game with his friends when he was in like middle school

He might've been into Warhammer if he knew some dudes that liked it

[south jetty]

unfortunately

Probably because of the more "realistic" approach it takes for the space opera genre

[limber zealot]

Yeah probably

That's not really my vibe

[south jetty]

Even though there's plenty of fun shit that goes on in there..... (space pirates, Belters, Magistracy of Canopus, the entirety of Clan Goliath Scorpion)

Solaris

[limber zealot]

I like my shit ridiculous

[primal spindle]

is the one bolt pistol skin in the commodore's bugged

[gilded socket]

Everything is calm man

[south jetty]

it gets ridiculous in its own ways that I enjoy, like the Battle of Tukayyid, ComStar as a whole, the disappearance of the Philadelphia jumpship, the story of the Black Marauder, Onikuma, Necromo Nightmare

[gloomy void]

“The past is history, the future is a mystery, but today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present”- Master Oogway

He is very wise

He’s also a turtle

[south jetty]

of course this chat quotes a fucking animated turtle

[gloomy void]

Hey he’s very wise

[twin flower]

Also fictional

[south jetty]

Not wise enough to survive 😔 (I loved that movie growing up)

[gloomy void]

He taught the dragon warrior goddamn it

[gloomy void]

Your dad is fictional

[somber stream]

"Are you feeling it now, Mr Krabs?"

• Spongebob Squarepants

[vague elm]

Does the fictionality of the character make the words or their definitions any less real?

[drowsy prawn]

for the knowers phone bill was fully paid on tukayyid 😌

[south jetty]

I live so raw and ready that Gordon Ramsay regularly threatens my existence as a health inspection violation

[gloomy void]

“What in the actual fuck?!”- Johnny Cage

[south jetty]

No but it's funny that it's this chat that readily defers to a fictional talking turtle from an animated funny action adventure movie than literally anything else

[gloomy void]

This is the same episode they broke into a woman’s home to steal her panties

[somber stream]

There is wisdom to be have here

[vague elm]

Welcome to the 21st century

[south jetty]

No there isn't, that's the beauty of it

[gloomy void]

Look man if i removed the name of the commenter all you stinkiers would be like “based”, “this shit is fire”, “so true”

[ripe tangle]

that’s a quick and easy way to end up in jail

[south jetty]

I'd defer to this chat if I wanted food poisoning or to get fired for sexual harassment

[hushed cipher]

Had

[south jetty]

As long as it works. It's still funny to think about

[hushed cipher]

Don't laspistol react me.

[gloomy void]

Y’all just can’t accept a turtle is more in tune with life than you are

[south jetty]

It's not the one I oiled up this time either

[vague elm]

[south jetty]

I'm fine with it, but it doesn't make it any less funny

[gilded socket]

@ripe tangle grrr

I hate you

[south jetty]

the only things I need to be in tune with life RN are

• treats
• devil worship

[vague elm]

What about clowns

Do you like clowns?

[twin flower]

Only if its IT

[vague elm]

Not even gonna mention the clown I quoted.
Dispicable

[long sigil]

new skin rotation out?

[twin flower]

[vague elm]

Next week

[long sigil]

damn

[hushed cipher]

Uh, next week i think ?

Yedah

[vague elm]

Captian Spalding scarier than Pennywise could ever hope to be.

[south jetty]

Absolutely

I don't like "scary" clowns though. Overdone. Not scary at all. Disrespectful to clowning as a profession

[somber stream]

🤡

[misty trench]

"Kano-none-of-your-fucking-business" - australian kano

[hushed cipher]

Is this your profession?

[somber stream]

"Born to jest, forced to joust"

[hushed cipher]

🤓

[wanton spindle]

I must resist the urge to spend all my money in one go

[pliant mirage]

Where can I find dmf patch for mods?

just redownload on nexus mods?

[stark bobcat]

yes

if you need more help, the modding discord will have more resources