general-chat

[south jetty]

optimized in development to not have free boxing bags

[sonic sonnet]

Where does he get his testy if not from his testies

[south jetty]

I bet there's an implant for that

he's bougie garbage enough

can't even home brew it like the scum.....

[sonic sonnet]

I wonder

How trans inclusive is the Imperium

Because they seem like they wouldn't be, but there's really no reason for them to be

My headcanon is that the Imperium is super wholesome, actually :3

[tall grove]

They don’t care unless you’re a noble
Everyone else is meat for the grinder

The average person isn’t a person in the imperium’s eyes, they’re a resource

Nobles can almost certainly get like Gen therapy and shit

[sonic sonnet]

What if the resource is really pretty and cute though

[tall grove]

Everyone else? Tough tiddies you’re dying at 40

[sonic sonnet]

Teehee

T

Tiddies?

🤤

[languid hazel]

More like dying at 15.

[hazy kestrel]

WE ARE SO BACK CHIVALRIC ROMANCE-BROS!

Was given Chrétien de Troyes’ Arthurian Romances for Christmas and I couldn’t be happier.

[tall grove]

Did you see the cyber mastiffs?

[tall grove]

Boobies

[warm gyro]

depends on your homeworld i guess

[sonic sonnet]

I'll say it

Nightsider is top 3 tracks, easily

And whatever song plays at the end of the mission you do where you restart the production of Moebian steel is top 1

[ebon gale]

why tf is this an official sticker XD

[tall grove]

Because

[sonic sonnet]

Look at her go

[tall grove]

Boobies

[south jetty]

likely wouldn't care, just as long as you serve the Emperor (and it's not like they can't just slap something into someone to correct shit)

[gilded socket]

Arrwwwooooo

[sonic sonnet]

She's like a reminder

[tall grove]

My favourite track is the no man’s land one
Now please drop it on Spotify Jesper

[sonic sonnet]

That the world is still there

Just shows up a couple of times an hour

[ebon gale]

reminder that this community is full of goons XD

[modest flume]

*all communities

[sonic sonnet]

I meant Maxine

[south jetty]

Hestia would chain smoke

[tall grove]

What ya want, boss?

[ebon gale]

true

[sonic sonnet]

I can't find mine

On Spotify

I hate it

[tall grove]

Can’t find what?

[sonic sonnet]

The track from the end of the moebian steel mission

[ebon gale]

just to be a wholesome ogryn

[gilded socket]

What aboutbme

[sonic sonnet]

This

[whole glade]

im wearing a plaid onesie while playing Ghost of Yotei while waiting for santa to come

[gilded socket]

Wut

[sonic sonnet]

Read the other two messages as well

[south jetty]

I'm eating air fried chicken fillet with bbq sauce while my cat tries to eat my fingers

[tall grove]

Sure thing, boss!
Am very whole-sam

[south jetty]

entire ogryn

[whole glade]

one thing about being a metal head

long hair gets cought in onsie zippers

[hollow karma]

Magnets 😞

[whole glade]

nuh uh

[sonic sonnet]

I feel

I have to play the mission again

Dammit

I can't find the fucking song

[gilded socket]

Huh

[sonic sonnet]

It was supposed to be nice

[gilded socket]

How

[fair bridge]

i'm done penance chasing on scum for now

this is bogus

[hazy kestrel]

The toughness regen stim one took me forever.

[tender horizon]

What are you stuck on

[fair bridge]

i'm doing attack speed right now and it's so ass!!!

[fair bridge]

not really stuck on anything, it's just a chore 😭

[tender horizon]

I see i see

[fair bridge]

i've got everything else pretty much except for attack speed, heavy kills while high, and toughness

heavy kills is easy i've just been kinda lazy

[tender horizon]

Toughness is stand in fire simulator ime

[fair bridge]

can't wait

i love cooking to death

[elder merlin]

[twin flower]

[marsh iris]

[fringe plover]

400 power is the "fake" 3 stamina curio right?

[tall grove]

Onesies suck
Too warm

[acoustic pebble]

Fem HS reviving an Arbitrator: How does the Lex look from down there? Hehe

[gilded socket]

Yay

[whole glade]

ITS CHRISTMAS!

[sick berry]

anyone down for havok 25?

[wet gate]

merry christmas

[hazy kestrel]

Merry Christmas pals!

[gilded socket]

Man i want sigourney weaver so badly

[languid hazel]

Mrrraow :3

[unborn kindle]

incredibly based

[somber stream]

New year, new me
-# ntal health issue

[sonic sonnet]

It's not 2026 yet

[hazy kestrel]

Big Mood.

[sonic sonnet]

Didn't you say you were going to sleep

[somber stream]

It's fucking 5

[fair bridge]

doing a heresy game
psyker keeps getting downed
ask if he's ok
he says he's running a new build (smite) and he's getting used to it
i say smite kinda blows
he says it doesn't if we just kill the ones he's stunning

buddy

[quaint moss]

I ATE MORE SOUP RAAAAAAA

[sonic sonnet]

Abd

[quaint moss]

also merry istmas

[whole glade]

HEY THATS MY GIF!

[hazy kestrel]

No.

[sonic sonnet]

I like smite

Also

Heresy?

[whole glade]

FUCKER

[fair bridge]

doing scum penances

[hazy kestrel]

Seethe.

[fair bridge]

when i get bored i simply switch to my shiv build and have fun on auric

[whole glade]

i got a sister of battle book today, im having a great time =3

[sonic sonnet]

Get an Admech book

Are there any good Admech books, even

[whole glade]

NOOO OGGYY

[whole glade]

A codex*

[jaunty path]

Mechanicus I think.

[hazy kestrel]

Got the Arthurian Romances collection. Pretty happy myself.

[fair bridge]

but yeah i mean i get why people want to use smite but brother i cannot kill the people you're stunning if you're across the consignment yard away from the rest of us

[whole glade]

a huh?

[sonic sonnet]

called Femboy
check profile
also friends with AZ
Checks out

[hazy kestrel]

Look in the Lore chat.

[whole glade]

no im reading my SoB codex >:3

[sonic sonnet]

That's why I use smite only when the team is together and the enemies are ontop of us

Otherwise it's kind of

Redundant

Just kill them yourself lol

[fair bridge]

he also went AFK most of the match so i think i understand what's up here

he's just bad

[whole glade]

my name creeg

[fair bridge]

but that's ok

[blazing ibex]

dont worry, they'll learn when a meticulously placed barrel just happens to be there, next to them

[rocky radish]

i like smykers. I have far less chance of taking damage when theyre around

and I tend to hang around them so they don't go down

[fair bridge]

i would have been happy to help him if he would have kept up with the rest of us

[hazy kestrel]

Fall behind get left behind.

[fair bridge]

like this is heresy man this is basic stuff

[quaint moss]

i shoot every barrel i see, its a plus if a teammate is next to it

[hazy kestrel]

Simple as.

[quaint moss]

extra points if they are doing auric survivor

[hazy kestrel]

Oh that is foul.

[sonic sonnet]

PLEASE

PLEASE BE IN MY TEAM

[rocky radish]

lol

[quaint moss]

i play with close friends, i tend to be a lil nicer in public lobbies. only a little

[sonic sonnet]

I had a team with two Hivescum and a Zealot

Literal foot race to keep up with them

Eventually there's a ledge

[rocky radish]

I'm fast so i tend to check where my teammates are often wo we stay together

[sonic sonnet]

I turn around to fight the 50 billion enemies behind us, so we don't get sandwiched

I fight for a solid minute

Eventually I go down from being cornered by like three crushers

I look to the side

All three of them jumped down

Not a single thought of staying as a unit in those heads

[blazing ibex]

If only that Hive Scum was me

[sonic sonnet]

I typed "why stay with the Psyker" and left

[hazy kestrel]

Imma be real with you pal…

Fall behind get left behind.

Not that I agree with what they did, but you gotta follow the vibe of the team. If they’re rushers, just rush with them, we ball regardless.

[sonic sonnet]

I rately ever leave missions, just because I go down

But that just pissed me off

[blazing ibex]

Okay real talk

Were you smiting

[gilded socket]

She’s aging like fine wine

[sonic sonnet]

I was way too toxic there, ngl

[sonic sonnet]

🥺

I only smited when they were near me

Because elsewhise why do it at all

[blazing ibex]

Keeping it 100 w u

[sonic sonnet]

So I smited when I turned around, because I thought they'd stay and fight, so we don't die down there

[rocky radish]

people hating on smite are sad. adjust your playstyle for the team make up, if you have skill

[blazing ibex]

They probably deliberately rushed because they didn't want to deal with things being smited

[quaint moss]

im trying to find a song to play while doing the darktide

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t hate smykers, I just hate that they do nothing but smite.

[blazing ibex]

Smite isn't the problem

It's doing nothing but smiting

[quaint moss]

hes a mean one, mr. grinch

[sonic sonnet]

I don't do that

I use my melee weapon and the staff I use

[blazing ibex]

But it's to the point where people see smite and immediately assume that's what that person's going to do unfortunately

[sonic sonnet]

I smite when there's a horde right in our face

[rocky radish]

if they don't bring a bubble shield, that annoys me

[quaint moss]

what the fuck is smite?

[blazing ibex]

I've literally had people leave games when I had smite in my loadout

[rocky radish]

unless it's a melee psyker

[sonic sonnet]

Palpatine

[quaint moss]

i am the senate?

[sonic sonnet]

🥺

[hazy kestrel]

Not yet.

[blazing ibex]

When I only took it to get to the right side of the tree before the rework lol

[sonic sonnet]

Should I switch to bubble shield

[blazing ibex]

Use what you want.

[rocky radish]

unless you are doing something great with the ability, bubble is useful for the team

[blazing ibex]

Just understand that psyker is sort of a touchy class to play right now

[sonic sonnet]

Well using what I want doesn't work on Psyker as well it does with the rest

But I basically just started

[hazy kestrel]

You just gotta experiment more and find what works.

[sonic sonnet]

Yeah

[hazy kestrel]

There’s the issue.

[blazing ibex]

Ya gotta learn, bud.

[quaint moss]

have you heard of the tale of darth plagueis

[hazy kestrel]

Psyker is a bit of a learning curve.

[sonic sonnet]

In general, I haven't played much Darktide

I'm at 180 hours now, I think

[blazing ibex]

Psyker is one of the more difficult classes to start off on.

I specify

Starting off on.

For a very particular reason.

[quaint moss]

play gun psyker for da funni

(brain rupture is very very good)

[gilded socket]

Oigh my hair looks so good today

[sonic sonnet]

Nice

[quaint moss]

ight ima fuck off and play the game now :3

[sonic sonnet]

I kinda wanna as well

No real point in sleeping now

[quaint moss]

then scooby doo

[modest flume]

Proof or didn't happen

[languid hazel]

I’m jelllyyyyyy

My hair looks awful Dx

[blazing ibex]

s a m e

the rain turned it into a mushroom cloud

😭

[rancid shore]

Lmao

Mushrooms cloud ahh hair

[languid hazel]

I would prefer mushroom cloud over having a painfully obvious thin spot 😭

[sonic sonnet]

You know that haircut with the short hair where it goes like an arrowhead forward

In the game, I mean

That's my haircut irl

[knotty terrace]

i hate using psyker smite but that shit is very fucking useful....

[languid hazel]

I karking love smite. Favorite Paladin spell

[vocal herald]

PALADIN???

[gilded socket]

Im not posting myself to you

[gilded socket]

Oof nuke

[vocal herald]

https://tenor.com/view/kinessa-paladins-video-game-gif-17884892

[knotty terrace]

psyker smite you nobhead

[languid hazel]

:3

[cunning warren]

i bought darktide on ps5
played 50 hours
and now I'm moving to PC

bummer that the progress doesn't carry over

[long sigil]

buff brown bolter

area damage or range or ammo

[quaint moss]

[long sigil]

hard to kill special and elite

hord eat bullets

or just cleave buff

i hope bolter can use hot shot blessing

[modest flume]

Great

[somber stream]

Mine hair looks really nice when long and kept

[long sigil]

i hate wash my hair

but have to everyday

[somber stream]

But i'm a lazy fuck so it looks like a lion mane most of the time back when it was still long

[long sigil]

same

[somber stream]

Also the heat during summer and all the hair on the floor while you're showering, nightmare fuel, those

[long sigil]

anyway fat shark dev must play quick match darktide

they dont understand balance

[modest flume]

My hair grows thick (what a surprise) but when it gets too long I literally can't brush it

So I keep it short

[long sigil]

short is good

[modest flume]

Yes

[long sigil]

but cutting hair is too

uhh

[somber stream]

I concur

[long sigil]

bother

[modest flume]

Messy

Yes it's very tedious

[rain idol]

Mine too I adore how it looks but hate dealing with it

[somber stream]

I do it quarterly

[drowsy karma]

I cant keep my hair long because this country is too hot

Also it get itchy

[modest flume]

I've been in that situation before

Worked outside, got too hot

I would just get a buzzcut

[rain idol]

My hair is too my back, summer be damned I’m going to look as best as I can

[somber stream]

Short hair, best hair. Both men and women

[drowsy karma]

I literally got the npc asian haircut 🥀

[somber stream]

Bobcuts 🤤

[dapper trench]

MERRY CHRISTMAS YALL

[drowsy karma]

Agreed

[modest flume]

Good hair is good hair tbh

[long sigil]

uhhh yeah u too

i dont wanna age

[rain idol]

One more hour till that happens where I am

Wait I mean 3

3more hours

[somber stream]

Let's you and me making our own wonderland

With Jack Black and hookers

[long sigil]

[rain idol]

You had me at Jack Black

[long sigil]

what is jack black

[drowsy karma]

I like jack black

[long sigil]

ah

[drowsy karma]

Hes a cool guy

[long sigil]

i am steve guy

[modest flume]

Bart's name is Steve?

[long sigil]

what

no

jack black

my real name is same as my discord nickname

[modest flume]

Steve Guy

You just said it

[long sigil]

my english is shitty

[modest flume]

everything is shitty but we make do

[drowsy karma]

Heh

Shit

[long sigil]

[hushed cipher]

Second this as a short hair haver

[long sigil]

you..

girl?

[hushed cipher]

Woman

[long sigil]

wait did i understand right?

[hazy kestrel]

Short ponytails on men and women are pretty hot. Imo.

[long sigil]

i have shitty english

[modest flume]

Some people pull it off nicely

I will say it's not for everyone

[hushed cipher]

My hair length reaches just above my shjoulders

shoulders

[modest flume]

[hazy kestrel]

I blame MGSV’s Quiet for starting me down that road.

[hushed cipher]

DUDE ON MEN. OIMG

drooling

[blazing pulsar]

hiding their face under a mask/helmet makes chara hotter

[long sigil]

actually i dont care man or woman

[drowsy karma]

Outis make me drool

[modest flume]

Close your mouth, you'll get flies in there

[drowsy karma]

The bobcut or whatever the name is

[long sigil]

not mean i am not gay or some shit

[drowsy karma]

God damn

[long sigil]

i dont wanna seak love

[drowsy karma]

Im to socially awkward to understand lovr

[blazing pulsar]

emperor will admit da gay action

[drowsy karma]

Love*

[gloomy void]

I’m a guy with long curly hair. It’s like my one redeeming quality

[hazy kestrel]

But ya deserve it pal.

[gloomy void]

Same

[hazy kestrel]

I knew a guy in college that had long hair, mistook him for Jesus the first time I met him.

He was a cool guy too. Hope he’s doing alright.

[modest flume]

No, you

[blazing pulsar]

the living god

[somber stream]

I used to thirst trap a few lady with this image in earlier years

[drowsy karma]

I think everyone deserves it

[drowsy karma]

Devious

[modest flume]

That tells me everything

[long sigil]

i dont want love i just want money

[modest flume]

[hazy kestrel]

Money can’t buy happiness pal.

[outer jasper]

Yall got ready or not?

[hushed cipher]

When you were a youngin aye

[long sigil]

dont care

[outer jasper]

It’s on sale and my friends play it

Idk if I should get it

[long sigil]

if i cant avoid suffer than i want suffer as rich

[modest flume]

I'm not, but unless you spell it out for me I won't bother tbh

[drowsy karma]

Get it if you like realistic shooter

[rain idol]

Clearly you haven’t bought an army worth more than a mortgage

[modest flume]

Tell me you're interested or we're wasting time

[hazy kestrel]

Big Mood. Just tell it to me straight.

[modest flume]

exactly

[drowsy karma]

I agree

[modest flume]

My man 🤝

[drowsy prawn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLsEvFEd1kc like this?

[long sigil]

i have tinnitus, adhd, anxiety, little autism

[drowsy karma]

Im in debt to my sister because of warhammer

[long sigil]

fucking hell

[tender horizon]

It's fine.

[drowsy karma]

And i dont regret in one bit

[tender horizon]

I think the 1.0 release got worse for it

[drowsy karma]

Yea

[tender horizon]

There's not a ton of variety

[marsh iris]

I have deez

[hushed cipher]

okay

[hazy kestrel]

I see you, fellow tinnitus sufferer.

[modest flume]

My favorite song

[hazy kestrel]

Going on right now. Actually.

[modest flume]

Hell yeah brother, pump up the jams

[sinful dome]

Happy sanguinala friends

[rain idol]

My buddies girl once asked me how to get him to get her presents and I just said “ give him a slap on the arm say “I want this” “ as the man has no social skills and does not understand subtext or hidden meetings in any form or way

[hazy kestrel]

Gotta tell ya, this song “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE” I’m listening to is straight 🔥.

[modest flume]

See, that's funny and straight to the point

Did she do it? I assume yes since you said "my buddies girl"

[somber stream]

Around your age

[drowsy karma]

Thats what i hope to get in a relationships

Clear

And direct

[rain idol]

She thought it over for a couple days and eventually caved and told him flat out and he said “ight”

[modest flume]

Was that complicated? No

People make things so complicated I swear

[tall grove]

Okay? Doesn’t change that they’re too warm

[long sigil]

just another painful day

fucking tinnitus

[rain idol]

Aye same here I’m a dense fool lay flat out or don’t cause otherwise it’s lost on me

[hazy kestrel]

You get used to it / are able to tune it out.

[outer jasper]

You fuckers talking about tinnitus you gave it to me

[hazy kestrel]

But then again, yours may be more severe than mine

[long sigil]

so i play music loud

[modest flume]

I'm not really sure if I'm dense as much as it is "what do you want? Don't beat around the bush"

[hazy kestrel]

You always had it.

[outer jasper]

Wrong

[hazy kestrel]

But that exacerbates it.

[long sigil]

sad true

i know

[hushed cipher]

Got all the ladies at 20?

[modest flume]

He loves those sweet EEEEEEEEEE tunes

[hazy kestrel]

I mean, it’s not strange to just want your potential significant other to just tell it to ya straight.

[modest flume]

Not at all, and we should normalize direct and healthy communication tbh

[hazy kestrel]

Just tell me if ya want to date, and then we’ll go to the art museum, simple as.

[modest flume]

You can do both at the same time without being an ass

[vivid tapir]

destroy all "traditional" pseudo communications

[hazy kestrel]

None of this psychological song and dance nonsense.

[modest flume]

My man

[tall grove]

Any potential partner of mine cannot beat around the bush with me
Mostly because I’m autistic and won’t understand unless they tell me directly

[hushed cipher]

Relatabke

Relateable

[drowsy karma]

I kind of just

[long sigil]

i like listen caretaker playlist

[hazy kestrel]

But anyways, that’s just my single 2 cents.

[drowsy karma]

Give ups on finding a partner for the rest of my life

[hazy kestrel]

The Dementia one? A classic.

[modest flume]

I bet that's all you want, getta outta heah

[drowsy karma]

I find it tiring

[pale sphinx]

Greetings! Anyone running a match? I'm brand new

[vivid tapir]

as someone who's on the spectrum I can confirm 100% that my partner getting exasperated with me and then clarifying her wants/needs is wonderful

[long sigil]

it kinda make me relex

[hazy kestrel]

The Hell Sirens of part 4 are something else though.

[modest flume]

I don't doubt I'll find the one for me tbh

[hushed cipher]

Nah mate, you'll find someone. But don't look for it, you know? If you're successful in what you do and you're confident, someone will come along. It will happen if you have hope it will fr

[modest flume]

Whenever is the best time for both of us

[arctic escarp]

merry christmas yall

[hushed cipher]

I just want love my dudeee

[hazy kestrel]

Stage 3, forgot the name of the exact song, made me feel like I was losing my marbles in real time.

[hushed cipher]

MERRY CRIMIS

[long sigil]

u too

[hazy kestrel]

Merry Christmas!

[modest flume]

Love is good

[drowsy karma]

MERRY KRIMAS

[modest flume]

Love for your friends, family, and partner

[tall grove]

It’s Christmas Eve for me sadly

[rain idol]

You too?

[modest flume]

That they return it is the icing on the cake

[hazy kestrel]

Same, but my family just opens the gifts at 10:00.

[tall grove]

Yep me too

[rain idol]

I got about three more hours till this stuff actually goes down

[modest flume]

"ain't nobody got time for that"

[long sigil]

good thing is

[hazy kestrel]

We used to wait till midnight, then we got tired of it.

[long sigil]

unity give me free assets

[drowsy karma]

You guys actually celebrate Christmas?

[tall grove]

I’ve got like fourteen hours or something

[rain idol]

Holy

[modest flume]

Oh

So it's true
Lore accurate, one could say

[hushed cipher]

Love & relationships are best when it feels natural to love them, when the person you're with understands you completely— or if they don't, they want to. It's always 50/50, and when communication feels easy eith that person, that's THE best thing

[tall grove]

We celebrate it on the 25

[drowsy karma]

In vietnam its treated more like a commercial holiday more than anything

[modest flume]

Even just friendships too tbh

I know you said relationships which could mean that too, but still

[hushed cipher]

So if y'all are feeling down or lonely, just know you haven't met the right person yet. It'll click, don't lose hope! If you lose hope, it's much harder to open up to anyone at all

[hushed cipher]

It is true

[rain idol]

Same here I run on pst

[hushed cipher]

Friendships are also important

[cunning warren]

so
I wanted to see just how demanding this game is on PC (usually play on ps5)
cranked up the settings to max and was getting around 60-70 fps in the lobby, with inconsistent frame times and sudden dips.
which was a little disappointing lol

[long sigil]

i dont feel sad

[modest flume]

proper friendships with people you enjoy communicating with and vice versa, yes

[hazy kestrel]

In the absence of an actual relationship (for not too much longer hopefully ) I was happy to get as a gift today: Chrétien de Troyes’ Arthurian Romances collection.

[hushed cipher]

I try and talk to my friends when I can, but sometimes I'll have moments where I don't talk to anyone for a few days or week. That's just how it be

[whole glade]

hey fucker im trying to sleep, santa wont tcome unlesss im alseep

[arctic escarp]

turn off RTX

[hazy kestrel]

Was reading it for a bit, it’s peak.

[drowsy karma]

Go to sleep

Go to sleep

[modest flume]

Well, hopefully they reach out to you once in a while

[long sigil]

and its christmas fat shark gived me nothing

[modest flume]

You can't do all the talking

[long sigil]

lazy fuckers

[hushed cipher]

Agree

[wanton spindle]

I wonder which one of the presents is Gerard way

[cunning warren]

But RTGI looks sooo gooood
but yeah, it goes to over 100 with RT off
still the frame times feel wonky

[languid hazel]

No wonder me and my mother hardly get along. She doesn’t understand shit nor does she want to. It’s remarkable that she is as good at her job as she is

[hushed cipher]

Very true. I dislike when I'm the only one putting effort into things. But I can also go awhile without talking, because I can be very antisocial.

People who are close to me though are different, I'll try to talk to them daily, or send them a meme or something lol

[modest flume]

Well, you can still be a piece of shit and a good worker

[tall grove]

May woke Santa visit and gift you with great many woke presents #zealot-class message

[modest flume]

Most of the great innovators of society weren't decent people

Hell, if not all of them

[tall grove]

True

[tall grove]

Nah Cain was based

[hazy kestrel]

Worthy of a truth nuke, even.

[long sigil]

i want drink johnnie walker blue but kr total price is 250 dollar

[tall grove]

W murder

[long sigil]

fucking hell

[modest flume]

Sure, I get that

[long sigil]

i dont have that money for drink

[arctic escarp]

Albert Einstein wasnt loyal to his wife 💀

[modest flume]

Sometimes there's just nothing to say so

[long sigil]

Albert Einstein is freak

[gloomy void]

Happy holidays

[wanton spindle]

Albert Einstein got bitches?

[fast gorge]

saw santa, got an autograph

[modest flume]

I'll Albert your Einstein

[torpid turtle]

Does the game really need a launcher

[long sigil]

dont know

[gloomy void]

Promise?

[long sigil]

what?

[wanton spindle]

Crazy

I was given a 25$ hot topic card, what should I buy gng a BVB shirt?

[gray jolt]

Does anyone know when the commodore vestures is going to reset? Is it going to be this Thursday or next?

[modest flume]

What is a man if not his word?

[long sigil]

dont know

[fair bridge]

man this new fallout show sucks

[long sigil]

just hope give cool skin

[modest flume]

(never)

[gray jolt]

Same. Just got the game and I wanted some of the cool cosmetics to realize they're out of the store rn

[somber stream]

No lol, they were mostly around their 25s, i woo’ed people here and there but didn’t commit to anywhere. Bit of a dick move so i stop around 22

[hushed cipher]

Next, I tjink

[somber stream]

Sure got my fair share of karma out of that, too

[hushed cipher]

A bit of a dick. Not much has changed here

[somber stream]

I don’t woo ladies anymore!

Except for Marie

[long sigil]

ladies?

la dies

i feel stupid

no i am just stupid

[somber stream]

You’re growing

[long sigil]

fuck

[somber stream]

Will get there, nw

[hushed cipher]

[gray jolt]

Thanks

[hazy kestrel]

Oi Licht, have you read the Arthurian Romances before?

You should. They’re pretty dang great in the current version of the collection I got.

[hushed cipher]

Quickly, read it. He's losing his eyesight

[long sigil]

🏝️

[astral basin]

Hm.

Maybe i should pull my hair back more often

I prefer the mane look but. Egh

[hazy kestrel]

Rock whatever ya fancy, pal.

[graceful hamlet]

Ogryn player says to ring bell for twin fight
fight goes terribly

[hazy kestrel]

Hell, at least they all rang the bell.

Saved you all some time by skipping the walk.

[graceful hamlet]

I figured it was a terrible idea but it’s always a fun time to watch a wipe

[somber stream]

Have yet to, interesting

[south jetty]

BLESSED SANGUINALA

[somber stream]

D.E introducing Marie confirmed my belief that they (D.E) are all freaks

[sweet trail]

me when big soldier man calls me a soldier in darktide: :D

idk his name

its nice i think he's one of the only characters that respects the rejects

[astral basin]

Licht.

One of the frames has a pulsing dong

Youre a lil late

[tender horizon]

Are you referring to the esteemed Raximillian Dragor, perhaps? Commander of Lionheart.

[whole glade]

listening to ghost on christmas. the irony

[somber stream]

A pulsing what now?

I'm aware of Eleanor and her tongue but dong?

[astral basin]

The radiation frame

[sweet trail]

yes actually

i love him

[astral basin]

The rock pillars one

His cod piece

It

“Breaths”

[somber stream]

Oh lmao

Don't look up Citrine

[astral basin]

The gemussy

[tender horizon]

He's definitely a very good addition

[astral basin]

I was halfway through her grind last i remember

Its. Tedious

[sweet trail]

RAXIMILLIAN DRAGOR'S 3RD RULE OF WAR: EXPLOSIVES SOLVE EVERYTHING!

[somber stream]

Usually when DE release and update, they'll have these red text announcing server shutdown for old versions. And yes, they deadass said
"The gemussy is finally here" when introducing Citrine

[astral basin]

Oh yeah

The “i miss my wife” guy

[marsh iris]

gameussy huh

[somber stream]

I miss his wife too

We bonded on a spiritual level

[marsh iris]

MIA his wife

[twin flower]

Wuh

[astral basin]

Dude gave us horrific personal crisis in those red texts lmao

[somber stream]

This reminds me of that one bathroom graffiti from ages ago

"Our ass's touched
The same seat.
We are brothers"

[astral basin]

Omfg

“Sorry, i used protection. The papers safe.”

Munching on cheese at midnight

[whole glade]

ARMOR-CLAD FAITH

[nocturne bloom]

[gilded socket]

Awwooooo

[hushed cipher]

Me9w

Meow

[quaint moss]

They know of peak, so based

[quaint moss]

bound by paper

sealed through flush

[marsh iris]

enjoying nuggies chat

[hushed cipher]

[marsh iris]

[hushed cipher]

Last one is me fr

[somber stream]

"Parry it" 🗣️

[arctic escarp]

an advantage

@fiery wave do not

[quaint moss]

am i a jolly fat man because i am santa claus
or
am i santa claus cause im a jolly fat man

[wet gate]

are you even either of those?

[quaint moss]

milk and cookies all in one night

[wet gate]

but did you hoe hoe hoe?

[fiery wave]

Rejected. I will just do that and grump in a corner.

[arctic escarp]

[hushed cipher]

[quaint moss]

dear basketball

[hushed cipher]

I want to sleep foreveeeerr

[marsh iris]

[quaint moss]

uh then make sure to bring a really nice blanket

[somber stream]

I think i gained weight

[fiery wave]

Best way to leave the world... If it works and not banned from it.

[hushed cipher]

I just wanna hibernate. Like bear

[marsh iris]

bearin it

[ripe tangle]

LICHT!

[somber stream]

And suddenly, Lucia

[ripe tangle]

FROHE WEIHNACHTEN!

<3

[somber stream]

<3

Frohe Weihnachten auch dir!

[fiery wave]

Pokepokepoke.

[ripe tangle]

Danke c:

[somber stream]

Got any interesting present this year?

[fiery wave]

So how far in? You said you were like a week or so back.

[somber stream]

I should be back around this Saturday

[hushed cipher]

Licht is pregnant?

[somber stream]

I mean i guess

[fiery wave]

I don't mean THAT.

[ripe tangle]

I mostly got chocolate, I also got a lava lamp and some nice earbuds for my phone that I'll probably rarely use lmao

what about you?

[fiery wave]

He said it himself awhile back.

[hushed cipher]

Oh my gosh. Invite me to the baby shower

[sullen mango]

Any Warhammer people on right now

[ripe tangle]

tbh I wasn't actually expecting anything, I never ask for much because like... I'm not materialistic tbh

[somber stream]

I've got socks, ties, soap (it's a ongoing joke since i was 10) and a new phone. Didn't think me bitching on the family chat would get me one

[ripe tangle]

like, there isn't anything I really want that isn't like, conceptional if that makes sense

[fiery wave]

IKR?

[ripe tangle]

nice

[somber stream]

Hmmm, i wouldn't deny a few good book if they throw it my way, but i see where you're coming from

[hushed cipher]

I got a shit ton of clothes this year love clothes, always needed

[fiery wave]

Till someone gets you the Twilight series.

[ripe tangle]

tbh you could literally just give me a dollar bill and be like "Merry Christmas!" and I'd be happy with it because the thought matters more than the material

I've kinda been this way for a long time tbh

[somber stream]

I uh-

I've read all 3 of them

[hushed cipher]

Twilight is

Awesome

[quaint moss]

:>

[ripe tangle]

I'm more likely to give gifts than recieve them, that makes me happier anyway

[hushed cipher]

guilyy pleasure

Guilty

[fiery wave]

I traumatised myself and regretted everything.

[somber stream]

So i've noticed, got my by surprise that one time

[ripe tangle]

heh

[fiery wave]

Or get yourself something?

[ripe tangle]

I bought myself a nice hoodie, I got it whilst christmas shopping for others

[somber stream]

Girls love handsome stylish vampire dudes, who would've thunk?

[hushed cipher]

Thunk?

Did you just say thunk

[fiery wave]

@somber stream I have been trying to avoid selling... why you do dis.

[hushed cipher]

Also yes, true.
But. I'm on the werewolf team....

[ripe tangle]

Licht is still living in the 2000s when saying words like that was still trendy

[somber stream]

Hey screw you!

[ripe tangle]

unlike the civilized now where people just randomly shout 6 7! and not know what it means

[somber stream]

It's a on going thing

[fiery wave]

No interest. I'm more or less Les, you know.

[arctic escarp]

same twilight author made a genderbend version of the story

and guys finally understood the appeal...

[hushed cipher]

Thunk isn't even cool, just incorrect smh

[arctic escarp]

take your pick

yandere vampire or werewolf

[hushed cipher]

WETEWOLF

[fiery wave]

I rather be 20 years younger then.

[somber stream]

Did i do something? I don't think i did

[fiery wave]

Yes, you told me to wait.

[gloomy void]

Both

Sandwich me

[somber stream]

Did the price drop?

[fiery wave]

Weewolf lover.

[hushed cipher]

Indeed

[fiery wave]

Is on xmas, obviously.

[quaint moss]

sanvich

[arctic escarp]

ok but the yandere vampire dont share

[somber stream]

Eh i'm sure it'll go back up afterward

[quaint moss]

"i will make hat out of you lil bunnie"

[gloomy void]

So they fight over me? Even better

[somber stream]

But you must understand, i don't take advance payment

[arctic escarp]

you have a point

*and thats literally the plot of Twilight 💀 *

[quaint moss]

when wolf

[gilded socket]

AUUGGHH

[quaint moss]

thats why you except dull payment?

[quaint moss]

whar

[gilded socket]

My balls

[quaint moss]

they tookem?

[gilded socket]

No

[gilded socket]

Peewolf

[fiery wave]

It would be better for my sanity.

[gloomy void]

Lots of puppygirls. Where’s the dogwomen

[gilded socket]

When we turn 30

[somber stream]

I'll take this into consideration next time round

[quaint moss]

just ask for them back, gotcha

[fiery wave]

Stop calling ppl old.

[gilded socket]

Shurr up brah

[gilded socket]

Wdym

[fiery wave]

Maybe next time, it'll be more planned ahead as a self Xmas gift.

[fiery wave]

[gilded socket]

What

[quaint moss]

return the slab

[little marten]

[somber stream]

[arctic escarp]

[hushed cipher]

Excuse.

[arctic escarp]

[gilded socket]

Milkin it

[little marten]

[somber stream]

Official server emoji btw

[hushed cipher]

Oh my

[arctic escarp]

[gilded socket]

🐮

[hushed cipher]

Relateable

[arctic escarp]

mustve been Hank

Hank the gooner

[somber stream]

It all make sense now

[hushed cipher]

[gloomy void]

Gooners? In my darktide server? Say it ain’t so. What next?! Pup girls?

[warm gyro]

has anyone here got much use out of the duelling sword's new parry

[little marten]

DONT GOON ON BABY JESUS DAY

[somber stream]

Mpreg him

[arctic escarp]

you heard licht nurgle..

[little marten]

I…

[fiery wave]

It's hilariously strong in the defensive way.

[little marten]

🫄

[warm gyro]

maybe

but ive found it more efficient to keep mindlessly spamming heavies

[wanton spindle]

I can’t sleep and it’s killing me

[quaint moss]

wtf 😭 did i just read

[fiery wave]

You can parry crusher overheads btw.

[warm gyro]

wait i thought it had a limit

can it parry ANYTHING?

[fiery wave]

I parried captain overheads.

[hushed cipher]

No way

[wanton spindle]

Wha- 💀

[somber stream]

You loose 10% of your health for this, even with a perfect block

[hushed cipher]

Crusher overheads, my weakness

[fiery wave]

It's literally devil's claw but less uptime.

[wanton spindle]

Why does the chat get crazy when it’s the middle of the night for me ;-;

[hushed cipher]

It's pretty tame rn

[somber stream]

Yeah we're still being civil, all things considered

[fiery wave]

I dunno. I lost nothing on captains.

[somber stream]

Shit goes wild around 4AM American time

[arctic escarp]

I mean I could make it more SFW

todays subject: Darktide

[somber stream]

I meant on Crushers, specifically

[fiery wave]

That's in 30~ mins.

[warm gyro]

what do you consider the best blessings for DS4

[wanton spindle]

I just wana sleep man 😔

[warm gyro]

because i really like uncanny strike

[fiery wave]

Uncanny.

The rest is taste.

[wanton spindle]

Mlp virus au’s

[fiery wave]

Agile for lazy, Thrust for VT2 ppl, riposte for general use.

[warm gyro]

ive been running thrust/uncanny for a very long time

[quaint moss]

ive been trying to rank every weapon to 20

[warm gyro]

i just blew the dust off the ds to try out the parry on it

since i never played with devil claw

[quaint moss]

parry is

BROKEN

devils claw, is worse dueling sword

[fiery wave]

Probably cos their overheads have an AoE, though DC can block it completely so IDK.

[cosmic burrow]

devil claws parry is better

[fiery wave]

DC is just safer since you can have 100% parry uptime.

[somber stream]

DS girth game isn't as strong 😔

[quaint moss]

: what if.... no

[quaint moss]

dc comics frfr

[fiery wave]

Devil's Claw.

[quaint moss]

dark souls, on god

[somber stream]

🌚

[hushed cipher]

[somber stream]

I'm being accused of being an iPad kid, see you later folks

[hushed cipher]

Truth hurts

[fiery wave]

I just stare back and be all, not like you gave me anything to open.

[twin flower]

[surreal onyx]

[quaint moss]

um mom, im witteally a gamer

[quaint moss]

🤠

[limber zealot]

Merry Sciencemas my fellow rejects

Did Darwin Claus evolve you any presents underneath the peer reviewed tree?

[drowsy karma]

The piano man is controlling my brain and is forcing me to do thing

[fiery wave]

No, but two bottles of sleep aids be nice right about now. And alcohol.

[limber zealot]

Typically you aren't supposed to mix sleep aids and alcohol

[fiery wave]

Oh, I know.

I know the results. Just mood.

[drowsy karma]

Good mood ?

[fiery wave]

No. Is the worst day of the year.

[drowsy karma]

Welp

Suck to suck ig

My bike just broke down on the middle of the road

Im not really experiencing the Christmas magic today

[fiery wave]

Is nothing too serious, just being like Parsee.

Green eyes of envy and jealousy.

[drowsy karma]

I guess

Still suck though

[warm gyro]

hi guys what is the easiest way to get a lot of dockets

[fiery wave]

Play aurics and win.

[warm gyro]

auric maelstrom?

that would make sense tbh

• the weekly havoc

[limber zealot]

Play the game and sell the items you get at the end of runs for a little extra

[quaint moss]

maelstrom

[limber zealot]

Basically all you can do

That and the events

[fiery wave]

3~ auric maels= the funny weekly h40 box

3-4~

[quaint moss]

also the event gives a shit load

for participation, if its still going on

[limber zealot]

Lowkey feeling like Santa rn the way I'm about to demolish some cookies in the middle of the night

[quaint moss]

SAMEEEEE

[fiery wave]

If a mass of ants is Santa, sure.

[gray iris]

Is anybody else having trouble with darktide???

[hushed cipher]

Tide..

Later

[fiery wave]

How so?

[fiery wave]

H40 later?

[gilded socket]

Old people

[limber zealot]

If I ever have kids I'm telling them that we leave a vodka and cranberry juice out for Santa

[fiery wave]

I mean, rich parents is santa.

[quaint moss]

special cookies and jack daniels

[twin flower]

Special being edibles

[limber zealot]

Broooo you're a Grinch

[fiery wave]

If your parents aren't rich, you simply get nothing.

[twin flower]

Your parents must not love you huh

[candid stratus]

Teaching my kids that Santa is an entity of capitalism and only gives the good presents to rich kids to make them strive for success to get more than second hand socks

[limber zealot]

My parents have lived paycheck to paycheck most of my life and always got me and my brother gifts

[fiery wave]

I mean, dad left cos mom couldn't give him a son.

[gray iris]

None stop problem for me tonight as soon as I was feeling like I was doing okay darktide sever had to make my guy run into the hord

[acoustic pebble]

Remember: Santa hates poor kids

[quaint moss]

"how come santa is so proportional to our families income, mom dad?"

[fiery wave]

Single parent with 2 kids means...

[candid stratus]

Single mother? Santa has brought the gift of increased rent and an eviction notice

[fiery wave]

And when the paycheck barely covers back then.

[fiery wave]

Good thing the rent is 99 years from govt then.

Just hope I die before 60.

At current inflation, I'll be in jail.

[fiery wave]

Heh. Other kids get psps and such. I just get feelings of inadequateness.

Or just learn to white lie to avoid being mocked.

[quaint moss]

damn, anyways i made gingerbread cookies want some

[fiery wave]

And yes, it was ages ago. But you never really forget. And is really why I sometimes know too much about a game I never even played.

[quaint moss]

what game is that

[rare sonnet]

Merry christmas guys! For the gamers, Calisto protocol is free today on Epic games!

[fiery wave]

Playstation 2 games, og xbox games.

[quaint moss]

oh neat, my computer cant run it, but neat

[fiery wave]

Sometimes certain pc games count since I could only really play pirate.

[quaint moss]

ah i was goimg through the housing crisis, but i still played halo and half life 2

[knotty terrace]

bruh the zealots get an ocular augment fuck that is so unfair

[fiery wave]

Halo, yeah. Gotta make 1 game last a year. Also knowing your teacher to borrow his games.

[quaint moss]

ye growing up in poverty wasnt great

[gilded socket]

Santa should leave a pair of dog ears and estrogen under my tree for Christmas

[quaint moss]

thats very nice of him

[fiery wave]

Literature teacher, heh.

[fiery wave]

Might be usable on other classes.

[quaint moss]

history teacher and me use to talk about fallout bewteen periods, was funny as shit

[fiery wave]

Cat ears and tail.

[gilded socket]

should

[gilded socket]

No cats

Inly dogs

[quaint moss]

bro was like 65 trying to figure out whether he like the institute or brotherhood

[fiery wave]

I know. He loaned me his Doom 3 collector's one june and other stuff.

[quaint moss]

bros magic,

[quaint moss]

so peak

[fiery wave]

Nu. Cats gud.

[gilded socket]

So im bad?

[fiery wave]

Yeah, fav teach much.

[fiery wave]

Nu.

[gilded socket]

Ngl if i could actually fix myself and get better i wiuld be so awesome

[gilded socket]

Liar

[fiery wave]

Floofy always good.

[quaint moss]

then do

[gilded socket]

This dog hates this dog

[fiery wave]

Just cats gudder than dogs, but dogs also gud.

[fiery wave]

Many hate themselves.

[quaint moss]

just take steps in the correct direction stranger

[quaint moss]

"i dont, i fucking love my dad" metal apocalypse

[fiery wave]

Even if others like them anyway.

[gilded socket]

Anger

[gilded socket]

Trvth

[gilded socket]

I try

[fiery wave]

Just tastes.

[quaint moss]

then ya doing the right thing, ya git

[sleek harness]

The best pet is crows

They at least give you money

[ivory dawn]

Merry christmas

[gilded socket]

Filled woth rage

[sleek harness]

Maxine

[gilded socket]

Sometimes i feel like its not enough

[gilded socket]

What now

[sleek harness]

Maxine

[gilded socket]

Fak u

[fiery wave]

Sure sure. I just like cats.

[gilded socket]

Gay

[fast gorge]

merry christmas

fuckers

[sleek harness]

If you like dogs, you are a lesbian

[fiery wave]

Old news.

[fast gorge]

its time to get jolly.

[sleek harness]

You are too slow

[gilded socket]

Old

[fast gorge]

it only just hit 8:40am for me!!

[quaint moss]

honestly i take not being evil as a win

[gilded socket]

Fuck you

[knotty terrace]

zealot exclusive

[fast gorge]

if you insist

[gilded socket]

I fear i still am

[quaint moss]

340

[fast gorge]

holy based

[fiery wave]

Ah well.

[hushed cipher]

[quaint moss]

im just a gamer, , but you got this

[fiery wave]

Someone wants to be shot.

[quaint moss]

holy huh? ?_? what is that

[quaint moss]

waiter, OH WAITER, one bullet to the head please

[fast gorge]

im shredding for my sins tonight

[sleek harness]

Karien is this a way to confirm that you are old

[fast gorge]

🗣️

[quaint moss]

like music or paper XD

[fiery wave]

Not a secret.

[fast gorge]

both

[sleek harness]

No I mean, old old

[quaint moss]

i support this

[fast gorge]

i ordered an old as shit guitar from a store in bath back in like feb

its here

[ivory dawn]

I got 2 chaos knights, a box of war dogs and a neurolictor :3

[sleek harness]

Like @ripe tangle

Damn

My Discord nitro just ended

[elder merlin]

[sleek harness]

Anyways

[sleek harness]

Paul

[ripe tangle]

that sucks

[quaint moss]

noice, is the sound good

[ripe tangle]

also I'm not that old

I'm about uhhhhh

[elder merlin]

Get on darktide

[ripe tangle]

300ish?

give or take

[sleek harness]

Buy me some and I stop calling you a 30000 year old hag

[fiery wave]

You go tell a lady she's old.

[quaint moss]

peaktide 39999

[sleek harness]

It's 5 am

[sleek harness]

But you just said you are old

[ripe tangle]

buys you a pack of gum from a convience store

[sleek harness]

Does gum even exist in 40k

[ripe tangle]

probably not

[elder merlin]

Why are you up then if not to be on darktide?

[ripe tangle]

in the Grim Darkness of the 41st Millenium, there is no gum.

[sleek harness]

Because I have a actual life

[gilded socket]

Please

[sleek harness]

Nuh uh

[cosmic burrow]

hello lucia

[quaint moss]

and i cant kick ass😔

[elder merlin]

Get on darktide

[cosmic burrow]

but you can chew ass

[sleek harness]

Give me some money for Christma

[gilded socket]

Bro is not your dad

[elder merlin]

Im broke

[sleek harness]

Are you envious?

[gilded socket]

No not really

[quaint moss]

I am Alpharius

[sleek harness]

Good

[surreal onyx]

[sleek harness]

You shouldn't be envious of me

[quaint moss]

🤔

[fiery wave]

I thought you could afford a $399 controller?

[sleek harness]

Yeah and?

[surreal onyx]

He could. That’s why he can’t afford darktide.