#general-chat
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LEWD
Skaven dm?
i want an unserious mechanicus story
What
I WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND
Yeah well you’re a rat, what ya gonna do, give me the black plague?

Arma fucking sucks
sucks what
Sucks poopooo
If something is ass does that imply it’s good? Because me like booty
Silence, rat
those guys
What the fuck?
im ass
the Rat knows
The book is upside down
Shit man You’re tweaking dog
(Thats the joke dumbass)
Sorry am low IQ
Nurgles favorite poop sucker

Theres more bad things than incest in the game you know 
life or death for legion recruit
What in the actual fuck?
Very well known
I hate when I grab a book upside-down and all the letters spill out. :<
Which legion
what, you don't like incest?
Ew
the one from new vegas
I know everything
Thats when you drink the words to get smarter
oh wise rat
You don't know shit
Uhm… no?
New vegas the trans puppygirl game?
Tell me then
please answer my question
... what the fuck
whats 1 +1
idk man i just murder everyone
a very abusive sister
11, I'm not stupid.
3
oh, well a lot of euro royalties did 😏
Aham
Welcome to dorktide.
But incest tho
seems accurate enough
3!!!
Definitely not what I had expected
If you think thats the only horrible thing I will actually skin you alive I swear to god Skaven.
Like why the fuck would you even ask me I’m not a hillbilly
Which god though
it's not nice to assume 😌
Oh, my bad. I'm better with numbers than I am with letters, math confuses me.
But what the fuck where they talking about? What do they mean incest game
theres incest in the game
and cannibalism
Vect Thats nasty
and cultists
The game involves a ton of fucked up shit, a small part of it that is incest. And people get hung up on that.
and mental health issues
"When you assume you make an ass out of u and me."
see nobody knows about this, but everybody knows about the incest
and backstory showing a very traumatic childhood
Sounds like a edgy dumbfuck game
Preach
Serial Killings and literal sacrfices to daemons. Including patricide lmfao.
i just see the fanart
Bro, you're normal. Dab me up.
Like I said is ass supposed to be bad because I like butts
and yet, only the incest
😏
I mean, this is a 40k server. Not surprised two edgy dumbfuck games have overlap in their fanbase.
It's edgy yes, but its an actual good story.
It isn't whatever people paint it as.
I should stop talking about this game before I get warned
40K is cool though, the other thing just sounds stupid
Facts.
"Good"
Be forced to either die or marry your sister as endings
Lmaaaaaao
thats actually an ending ?
Neither happened tho
but it annoys the fuck out of me when people simplify this game as just "incest" like WOW AS IF THERE'S NO OTHER ABUSIVE SHIT THAT HAPPENS IN THE GAME YOU FUCKING NEANTHERALS.
There is?
Not joking

Yup I’m glad I’m on the same side as the normal person and rat
Huh
You misspelled Neanderthal
Skaven did you actually play or even watch the gameplay
probably
I have my sources
so what's up with this incest game?
im just ragebaiting at this point
Guyssss i need pfp ideaass
😂
Like I’ve seen the character but I didn’t know the thing it’s from is that edgy and stupid
saint katherine
I mean dark eldar based pfpss
Picture of something
No
lucius from emperor's children
idk
When does the premium shop reset?
"Edgy and stupid" as he's in a 40k related server
No horny bdsm elves
that lady from the emperor have a text to speech device ig?
Jumping spider.
"Heh guys no HORNY bad elves hehehe" funny thing to summarize drukharis to that
Yeah 40K doesn’t involve inbreeding tho
Trueee :3
LMAAAAAAO
wh40k isnt edgy nor stupid tho?
At least not darktide
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAH
Join me and use a gif of Douglas and Atriox spinning so it looks like they're dancing because it's funny
We all should do a cooperative voting to choose which pfp this random person will probably not use
It is edgy in places but at least it’s cool sci fi
I'm gonna start referring to 40k as the Konrad Curze universe. 
He doesnt know
Based
Commodore’s ventures when does that reset?
2 weeks
nah trust i know, i just dont think we share the same definition of edgy
Huh
ya joking me
You'll get there if you spiral into the deeper ends of 40k lmao
It just reseted
Thursday next week.
Wait 2 weeks now
Corvus corax
Lore-wise? Doubt.
Missus is making the biggest agurment ever
Bro never read a black library book
It's a story about two shitty people on a highway to hell.
Ashley is an extremely hormonal and emotionally abusive sister to her brother, Andrew. Who's been putting up with her since they were children because their mother didn't want to parent neither of them.
Andrew was basically made to be a care-giver WAY too early in his life, which ultimately led to the events of the story, of them going on the run sacrificing people to a demon after escaping the apartment their parents abandoned them in.
Name something
Guys should I do arbites cosplay? (I’m not muscular)
I'm horrible at explaining things so I hope I made sense.
Don't need it. it's all armor
Missus can we move on from the incest game please
Diddyblud game 💀
Didn’t they like murder their parents or something?
How about I scoop your eyes out.
They did
yes they did I said that before.
Have you taken a look at the 40k universe? The literal thing thats described as GRIMDARK?
Which
Patricide.
plural
Murrdeerr
Just read like Night Lord omnibus and youll get it
Which
Grimdark is not loser-edgy though.
It can be
That bullet trail is definitely a bolter shot
And it has in warhammer
Some stuff is damn edgy, just like black Templar fans
Edgy is like, when it doesn't work, or if it's needless or failed.
I mean like to be fair grimdark is a dubious descriptor
if the writing is bad
Okay Jarvis, thanks for the analysis
Yeah but that's the thing. I believe it works in 40K.
Theres a lot of bad writing in 40k
The universe is based, grounded.
what it actually means to be grimdark has changed over a dozen times and is ultimately up to the author's discretion
Pfffttt lmao
Also suffers from multiple author-titis
Just doing my job sah
Not at all…
I mean, granted, but to be expected.
This is bait.
All I'm saying is, it's not xyz "for the sake of it".
Bait used to be believable. :<
IT'S ME THAT I SPITE AS I STAND UP AND FIGHT
Faust are you comparing a media franchise made in the 80s to a game that was released only a few years ago
THE ONLY THING I KNOW FOR REAL
What if I was?
If you were you would be very silly.
Its gotta be
Why's that?
Bait use to be about as believable as a elephant with short term memory loss
Yeah if you’re talking about the game it doesn’t really represent all of 40K

This is obvious to everyone, I hope.

100+ books atleast
Way more me thinks
King Curze did nothing wrong
either way.
Dark angels are very edgy too
Trvth nuke
the horus heresy series doesn't count so it's actually only like 40 books
Also
The vocal point and essence remains despite size. You can even argue that the grander/larger franchise has more vulnerability as it has to account for more, and be responsible for more.
Free my boy Magnus
So... all of them 
Descent of Angels
Yo imagine if Magnus was actually a buff woman and a psyker mommy
Thank you.
Because Warhammer fans act like kids 
thats
fantastic
i dont have to
if anyone wants photos ask
would estrogen have saved her
ill send them
@knotty terrace 
I need that in real life, if anyone fits the description hmu
me
How does this draw back to the video game exactly.....
Magnus? Nope
can i have a phôt
photo
father the guy across the street is going to kill you
Damn bro care to share?
check your dms
Said Magnus after using his car to crash against the wall that held the house together
Im cooked.
magnus was ultimately in the right because he had no other way to communicate to his father what was going on but it is still kind of funny to say he fucked everything up
lemme see dat shit
With salad of course
Yeah but he also broke the entire webway project apart
So idk
Fell in love with a hood rich bbw velociraptor
Wasnt he told to do nothing as well
probably for the best
He could have just walked to Terra tbf
Is this the only thing you have to talk about
monkeigh don't deserve the webway until they learn to behave
Like come on
THINK MAGNUS, THINK!
Guys
Yeah now the imperium still goes trough hell for galactic voyage and some times crews go missing or time travel
Kinda fun
Who are the good ones in 40k
t'au
My peanits
It’s a book, but considering you played the coffin of diddy or whatever it’s clear to me that you’re allergic to a good story line
Shut up I'll hurt you
Eyo?
You asked tho
the farsight enclaves don't exist in my mind
I have 5000 points t‘au and am not scared of you
Why the fuck are you calling it "diddy" are tou 13 years old?
The harlequins and craft world that fights in the warp
Your opinion holds no weight to me
What the hell
I'm burning your chucke cheese tickets
Thou shall not be naming me a child
Because he did fuck it up
We don’t have that here in Germany
THEN STOP TOSSING AROUND THE WORD "DIDDY"
From the way they type, most likely
The Lamenters fucked up and haven't went traitor, just saying 
I seriously need to be given a nuke
Impossible, Diddygrim likes it now
Shall I say Sean combs instead?
which country you hitting first
diddy
They did go traitor. It’s why they are on a penitent crusade.
well
Which deals better w hordes, combat knife or duel sword?
yeah, don't toss diddy around, he was found innocent by the court 😤
Coffin of Diddy LOL
okay but like there's a little more to it then them going traitor
@somber stream I'm sorry but you may want to get into a fall out shelter.
Someone from your country is slightly irritating me and I have to destroy them
Probably like a racist one or would that make me racist for wanting to bomb racists? Nevermind, onto Israel it shall fall
neither tbh but dueling sword
they fought on the side of the successionists but they wanted to draw out the war because they felt there was a bigger picture and maybe a massive misunderstanding happened
It was giving racist vibes until you mentioned Israel. Go off King
They also did that out of a pact with the Astral Claws, which Huron exploited
Oh yeah evacuate the civilians tho
oh shit gen is spiraling 😂
You can remove Berlin and you'll be doing us a favour
LOL
Netinyahu is not a civilian in my book
Tf is going on here lmao
admittedly the successionist renegade chapters had a bit of a complex mixture of ideological beliefs but like in the case of the lamenters they were just firmly in the "we cannot let outside forces corrupt astartes autonomy camp" which entirely from their perspective probably was just the right way to think
I'll toss you around 
CONTENT
@knotty terrace can you explain to me what emotion that reaction is meant to represent
Guysssss
Gen chat
TCOAAL and israel mentioned back to back, never change 40k
No
HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you're useless. send a message so i can super react you now.
Bomb Israel
The only media that I remember for Berlin
Movie media mind you
Made it seem dystopian
Don't laugh, its scary
Which is why they went on the penitent crusade instead of going traitor, because they realized the bigger picture and went "oooo shit we messed up big time"
It is
Please pin this
interesting chat
i will kill someone for a thanquol plushie
They're shy and want to say hi
Opinions on toriel undertale
Hello @knotty terrace 
They got put on the penitent crusade to make up for going traitor.
hot
I’ll give you one if you kill Trump
Milf
bet
Don't be shy, come on, greet everyone
@knotty terrace
get over here pookie...
im trying to explode his head with my mind
I need her
Careful now. Israel love their favourite puppet. They will protect.
TCOAAL mentioned at the cost of Israel being mentioned :(
Yeah well we’re saying we want to bomb it tho
Based
what you mean, what that small ass country gonna do on the other side of the planet 🤔
Oopsie mods are online
It's Berlisn't now.
santa please intervene
NO GETTING OFF THIS TRAIN NOW
Berlout
But.. they didn't? Again, they fought on the side of the successionists but they didn't go traitor because they didn't split away and said fuck the Imperium; They only fought due to the pact with Huron (which he exploited) and the Lamenters purposely drew out the conflict to not inflict a lot of damage because they figured there was some misunderstanding
Also am I the only one who finds misato from neon genesis evangelion strangely attractive?
the lamenters should've became successionists but like good
FUCKING BUZZ LIGHT YEAR GIF
They're on(or was idk) on the penitent crusade for exactly that, to give penance for their mistake
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR GIF
mate
you are not alone
shes hot af
Who would want to do that to poor buzz? You’re weird
TEN THOUSAND YEAR PENITENT CRUSADE OR DIE !!!
If there’s any drunk older women in here hmu
40k lore
The guys with literal bleeding hearts on the sleeves going renegade? Wouldn't last a day
All the time
They don’t have the material or luck to go renegade
Sanguinius.... why have we received this fate!!!?
@knotty terrace I'm going to tell Robert to fire your ass from the Phoenix program if you reaction me with that emote again
merry christmas
Why are you asking him he’s kinda dead
You asked for this you dwarf fuck
Tell him you'll steal Coupe
vaya con dio amiga and amigos
I hope your Irish ass goes into poverty
angron please help me angron get these people away from me
He's not dead, he's with Ferrus (who died for everyone's sins)
Well, getting chaotic up in here
happy emperor day everynyan
Later peeps
bye choom
Also we all probably existed in 40K lore, does that mean GW predicts the Horus heresy and the emperor just ignores it?
grunting that could be interpreted as confusion for being invoked when he doesn't have the faculties to even understand
i think hes just in a cave somewhere
Merry Chrysler
bout to say time to be a samurai as well 
Already married to Invisigal
on the first day of horusday the heresy said to me
Choom? Like panam?
No, you 
She Horus on my luprecal til I heresy
Panam is lowkey pretty
facts
What if the poop knife didn't work
the emperor spent all of his time before the age of strife doing whatever the current period's version of gooning was while occasionally hiding behind bushes to jump out and scare random kids he didn't have time for prophecy
Happy home invader day
The poop scissors
@knotty terrace STOOPP!'!'!!!
lowkirkenuiely
Anyone know the poop scissors?
@ mods PUNCH UP IS ANNOYING ME MODS HELP HELP HEKP
Flowkirkenueldih
STOP YOU'LL DOOM US ALLL
@knotty terrace hey. it's okay. you don't have to be afraid anymore. just send a message
Come on now that's no way to treat our son
(Or daughter)
@ mods @ owner of darktide PUNCH UP IS ANNOYING MEE
wardens kill this fool
I‘d personally say exile the drukhari sympathizer
@knotty terrace Here Punchy Punchy! I got your favorite food and snacks! It's OK, no need to be shy or afraid anymore. We're here for you.
MR ELECTRIC SEND PUNCH UP TO THE SKIBIDI DIMENSION AND HAVE HIM OHIO'ED
Aarf arf!! Ggggrrrr ARF ARF ARF
settle down.
@jaunty path see? This person is worse than me
What in the hell
Grrrr WORF WARF WARF
worf...?
Wort wort wort
an uma
AAAAWOBOUGHDA
The meh? IAMTHEMEH!!!!
why she stupid
Its goldship she IS stupid
Because horse
Smiling friends grandma in hell
whats that
You never watched smiling friends?
no whats smiling friends
HELLO CHARLIE WOULD U LIKE A LOLIPOP
The garbage is for both of us
Very cool adult swim cartoon
whats adult swim?
Uh no grandma
darktide sucks
WELL MORE FOR ME
Nil i'm going to consume you
weird sucking noise commence
Okay
Sounds like a skill issue
Hi ch-
you have nothing on mine.
Banned
True yours is better can i have it
gatekeeping
Who
hey i know who deleted that because of the discord tag
i'm sorry wardens.
The man who sold the Kirk
how dare you
I’m kirkin it
its krimas time
Merry chrismes
Happy smallidays
happy fryday
and holly nuw year
On this Christmas everyone is going to shrink
fuuuck
no
dude no
Why not?
No pol
It’s a joke tho
irrelevant
Also I fail to see why a random podcaster is political but alright I guess
mentions a sitting president
why is this political
hello hank i hope you have a good christmas
chat, never change.
Merry christmas wardens, here's to hoping next year chat will finally learn that this is a public space 
So saying Angela Merkel is illegal ?
banned
it's like we're a real family...
Pft
joseph stalin
Yep, just like saying Mao in China 😏
Lion El’Jonson
Oh no now you have to ban Garut too
winnie
kim jong un lets go
anyway i'll explain it once: controversial figures and topics in the religious or political sphere are verboten because this is a darktide server and nobody benefits from the off the rails conversations that inevitably follow
Julius Caesar.
My mother
Your mother
Marcus Aurelius.
his mother
Markus Kruber
ciaphas caine
Christmas is religious, is it forbidden to talk about it?
Bardin
Caused quite a stir around the family with her voting decision
My girlfriend says I can’t paint my new little plastic toy soldiers on Christmas. She is a tyrant, billions must die.
o really
Intentionally obtuse objections incoming 

Divorce
i said controversial. people who attempt rule lawyering will be kicked for being annoying.
Frfr
Yeah Grinch will come deliver you a glitter bomb if you mention christmas
fr
Im rockin dark angels avatar rn on vrchat
you can either comprehend the spirit in which the rule was intended or you can get out, pretty simple.
Youre gonna end up timed out if you continue being this obtuse lmao
Uber based
it's ONLY controversial if you mention certain driving accidents that keeps on happening COUGH
Harry Potter
I forgot im like 9 ft tall in the model
You said something, time to ban you
based hank

Move on, talk about anime titties or something
Holy glaze
anime titties
Or art history!
Dude really can't get over that he can't mention a controversial figure on a 40k server
tits
oh hey its the dweeb that doesnt know how to read the rules
booba
anyway what is everyone getting for sanguinala?
Titan just crash out, flip a table or something
Salami
a bad fever
Give it time, he will prob say something real fucked up soon and just get banned 
nothing, we dont do gifts for christmas
I also love glazing people for doing their job
i hope i get another bolt pistol magazine
Most likely
how long you thinking
not to worry, i got some intercessors for sinterklaas (different gift-giving holiday in nl)
It’s not even about that anymore
Yall just gave us a 1 hour of kriegs relaxing on Atoma's trench
That's a present
we still not allowed to talk about horus on here SMH
give or take
I won't give you anything if I lose the bet
Though you will give me something if I am right
A fair deal
Also wtf is your @ …
not betting we shall be seeing

That explains it
bart simpson
even if I tell you, you wont listen
i dont work for fatshark, but yes i saw that, cool stuff

No no the picture really opened my eyes
hank lowkey just told us he doesnt get paid for this gig
Well you are still part of the team in some way
wait what, you aren't getting paid for this
it should've been the moebian 6th loyalists but yeah the krieg are cool too. i guess...
He work out of love for you mfs of course
local chat discovers the concept of volunteer jannies
discord mods are rarely paid.
He is a mod, they generally dont get paid
i am getting paid right now, but that's because i'm chatting on the job
i know im joking 
(we are out of tickets since it's nearly christmas)
based
whatcha playing?
bloodtrail and pavlov
im getting on vrchat to check out warhammer outfits
we're also drinking beer in the office at 2pm now lol
everyone is out of fucks to give
what do you do if you dont mind my asking?
I love my current wireless headset. It has a stupid long battery life, last like a whole week without charging.
It’s 5 o’clock somewhere. 
data management
Fair, you shouldnt have to be on the office on christmas eve
Only because it’s an office tho, I couldn’t do that
i too am drinking

everyone out here drinking amasec
In the no man’s Land mission there’s like barrels of armasec standing around
i think you can see barrels of amasec in the brewery parts of one of the carnival maps too
agreed, alas this is a calvinist country
I know what were gonna do today 😈
merry christmas from australia
What are we gonna do today GR Corolla?
You'll see you'll see
Rah rah rah
Can you relax
Im just sensing an overwhelming amount of aggression coming from this car


That is one very passive aggressive car, i concur
Im a heretic then
Welp
I don’t wanna do anything
Good good
I hope the community gives me an excuse
I am of the male persuasion
@lethal socket
So be glad
Great
Based user
That’s really unfortunate
That means you’re short
I
And possibly a twink
What qualifies as short for a male
I mean that was the joke
How tall?
Gay kratos zooming in on your location
Just tell me
I mean if you’re a twink fr 🤷
No
That’s a long cat
Well it’s an exaggeration
Do you mean 1 foot, 7 inches or 175cm?
I mean 1.80 is average height
It’s more like a foot
Im not of the gun wielding variety
Im American
Speak English t
Speak Americano
That is not the average fuckin height 
Wtf are you on?
Short
180 cm is Average male height
I would say like 5 7
Cabbit
Right?
It literally isn't. Where the fuck are you that 180cm is the average height?
hobbits are the average height
Oh shit valid
So 170cm
Im 5'9" and thats about the average height here
Like I know i'm short, i'm like 163cm (5'4") but 180cm (almost 6 foot fucking tall) is not the average
What did you say
Hes just baiting lol
You’re just short I guess

Thats really tall
Unless someone lied to me about my height
6'4'' is the average because i'm 6'4'' and everyone is like me so
Ofc that’s average
But possible
Im Average height
Yes, I am short, but 6 foot tall isn't average. That would mean a lot more people would have to be in the range of being almost 7 foot tall
That’s not what I said
It kinda is tho
Fellow short individual. 🫂
I really like being short tbh :3
I think you guys are forgetting hes a titan
Over here everyone’s 1.80cm or taller, it’s average height
Are you Dutch perchance?
i wasn't referring to what you said i was just saying what i said
You lil short
Are you stupid? If everyone is 1.80 or taller, then 1.80 is not the average
Ok my bad twin
Easy to give headpats, with consent of course
Switches back to it
You guys are interring
*interesting
Im not smart enough to use that word
The people being taller make up for the shorties like you which balances it to average height

Assuming you're dutch then since everyone is massive over there for some reason
What about uppies? 
Hello?
I mean I’m not Dutch or massive but alright
What's the ping for
True :3c
180cm is massive
Big tau kisser
You wanna know what else is massive?
Nah, i'm good
BONK
He pinged because you’re based
Your faith in rhe emperor
Eh…
You collect tau?
lol
Them and Sisters!
The Emperor and Santa Clause are one in the same
How many points you got?
But I own a bunch of stuff in general. Like a full ikea shelf of models
Oh peak :3 My parter got me a Sisters squad for christmas :3
2k for both at minimum
Ah…
So I assume you play tabletop?
I like tau more (I have art of my Tau OC)
Both appreciate eunichs in their name
I do, primarily Kill team
you don't say looks at username
Sent you a dm, had to find you first
Hello Hank! 
So not really 40K?
💙
the reason is the diet
I am really bad at bighammer lmao
I'd have to start working out again
Suppose that makes sense
Banned for talking about eating healthy
We only eat mold
What do the dutch eat? Would assume its genetic at this point
Oh… I can help you with army building and tactics if you’d like
Exactly and both born in what is now modern day Turkey
really fertile farmland and a history of ingenious agriculture means that the dutch have been eating absolute mountains of potatoes, meat and dairy since the industrial revolution
and that makes for big people
Oh rad didn’t know
Sounds like we habe a plot for our own game of thrones show
same diet that creates those big nebraska quarterbacks
Just need a director on cocaine
Why couldnt i have been born dutch, i wanna be a giant
It’s called mommas homemade chicjen
there is a genetic element but nutrition is the single biggest determinator for height
But then you’d have to crouch through doorways like Mr. X. 
Ngl I wouldn't mind being like 2 inches shorter tbh
the dutch are also the world's least lactose intolerant people
I strongly believe that's not a coincidence
A small price to pay
Im very lactose intolerant
I used to be lactose intolerant as a kid, i just kept eating cheese and ice cream though. Now im fine
Drink some skimmed milk every day for a month and it might fix it
like this is what traditional dutch cuisine looks like. it aint pretty and it aint fancy but fuck me if it won't make you tall.
Is that how that works
I always eat all those things
Except milk
Milk is meh
But cheese
Is unavoidable
Start milk-maxxing
The fuck is that
Idk, i'm just makin up words
Rad
also yes consuming dairy products makes a people less lactose intolerant over time, could also work that way for individuals and i wouldnt be surprised
we drink tons of milk and eat a fuckton of cheese
Hey did you hear about the littiubjutrulant
There was a woman on youtube who got rid of her lactose intolerance over the course of a month by just having skim milk everyday so

Good for her
Uneducated peasant
Almond milk?
I used to get bad eczema as a young kid whenever i ate any dairy
Stopped when i hit my teens, cause i just kept eating dairy
That’s because god was trying to eliminate you or gods depending upon faith

cashew milk > almond milk
No like skimmed milk, almond milk isn't milk
it absolutely does not go in my cereal
Your missing out
God, The Final Toll is just such a shitty mod
Well they failed and i hate any and all gods
I need no faith for i am strong
I am my own god
Would you rather have rotten armor

real paladin hours
You shoukd build a tower reaching the skies as a big fuck you
final toll is fun

Lol is that how paladins are? I thought they worshipped gods and got their power from faith?
the goo is not
dnd 5e paladins derive their power from their oath, which is not necessarily in service of a god
i need to do a paladin run
they promise to do something so intensely that it gives them divine powers
it's fucking based
Hmmmm, interesting
oathbreaker paladin in bg3 is pretty cool too
Lol the tower of babel?
my favourite is the oath of the ancients, where you just promise to side with the light in the eternal cosmic struggle against darkness
literally "nice try but I have the power of whimsy on my side"
Does this ever come to pass?
constantly. bg3 is almost entirely about fighting against the darkness. or taking its power for yourself, depending on your actions. but a good playthrough is you telling the most evil bastards of the setting to BTFO
That’s a pretty cool religion
I think there’s some Christian faiths like that
One believes in twelve beings of light
doing that as an ancients paladin is supreme roleplay to me
How does a oathbreaker pally work if your oath gives you power? Just make a new oath?
Oh, i thought it'd be some universal ending climactic war
hank can explain i'm getting ready for christmas breakfast
it basically is
new boss when
I mean it’s probably extinct now or on rhe cusp of but history remains
oathbreakers lose the powers they get from their specific oath and are instead visited by the oathbreaker knight, who tells them that they are now possessed by the shadows as a fallen paladin -- but they gain the ability to choose what to use their powers for
paladins can't choose, they must obey the tenets of their oath. an oathbreaker is essentially free. no chains, no masters.
Definitely taking the power personally
Unless it’s lame
Then I don’t need it
one of the evil endings of bg3 sees you ||taking control of the netherbrain, a magically enhanced psionic super-monster to conquer the entire world with||
it's pretty cool
but I always play goody-two-shoes lol
I'm too samwise-coded
Kindle the Light. Through your acts of mercy, kindness, and forgiveness, kindle the light of hope in the world, beating back despair.
Shelter the Light. Where there is good, beauty, love, and laughter in the world, stand against the wickedness that would swallow it. Where life flourishes, stand against the forces that would render it barren.
Preserve Your Own Light. Delight in song and laughter, in beauty and art. If you allow the light to die in your own heart, you can’t preserve it in the world.
Be the Light. Be a glorious beacon for all who live in despair. Let the light of your joy and courage shine forth in all your deeds.
🗣️ 💯 🔥
I would totally hunt paladins down
Just cuz ik they dramatic
And doing that is chasing issues
Sounds more like what Gandalf said, "Some believe it is only great power that can hold evil in check, but that is not what I have found. It is the small everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keep the darkness at bay. Small acts of kindness and love."
there's an enemy oathbreaker boss that has let the light die in his own heart and who has joined forces with the side that would render the world barren and it's SO UNBELIEVABLY SATISFYING to smite his age into the shadowrealm as a good paladin
Based lol
goddamn right
lord of the rings is so fucking good
my daughter is named eowyn
I AM NO MAN 🗣️ ⚔️
Bad ass
I like how pretty much everyone is tempted by the rings
Beaides dwarves
But we don’t count them
samwise freely giving the ring back to frodo after carrying it for a while is the most beautiful quiet act of heroism and greatness in the book
The best of it is that hobbits are the most resistant
and ofc "I can't carry it, but I can carry you!" in the movie
I am playing a good two shoes wizard in a dnd game on sundays
Amd he is Hopemaxxing
I can't watch that without crying
or the ride of the rohirrim
theoden's speech gets me all choked up
Need more dwarves
it's the flawed nature of man that makes that scene all the more stirring, I think. they're so vulnerable to promises of power and immortality because they fear the death that eru illuvatar intended to be a gift for them. so when the rohirrim are roaring "DEEEAAAATH!" they are telling the Enemy that they do not fear it anymore and are willing to ride to their doom if they must
paragons of virtue, the lot of them.
Imagine crying when watching movies or the like. Couldn't be me. (I cry all the time)

Feeling something so deeply that it brings you to tears is based
That one episode of Scrubs where Dr. Cox breaks gets me every single time.
I'm not personally familiar but I've seen people mention Scrubs pretty often as being surprisingly touching
First time trying out a Bad Dragon be like
It is, for something that started out as a comedy it has a ton of moments that are so real.
The moment Cpt. Holt informs the squad he has to leave is another one.
Think a lot of comedies get me with moments like that because it's not expected.
***Arise now, arise, Riders of Théoden!
Dire deeds awake: dark is it eastward.
Let horse be bridled, horn be sounded!
Arise, arise, Riders of Théoden!
Fell deeds awake: fire and slaughter!
Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered,
a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises!
Ride now, ride now! Ride to Gondor!***
drip or drown nere drip or drown
Would be fun, but the prices.

WHAT?!
AND YOU SAY YOU AINT A FREAK?1!?2?2
LIAR
$2
Dilla dolla
Hey chat
What? ||There's a reason I'm a Slaaneshi.||
Tolkien's description of Theoden's charge is also transcendental
I sensed bad dragon being mentioned
Felt a disturbance in the Warp
You know it to be true.
With that he seized a great horn from Guthlaf his banner-bearer, and he blew such a blast upon it that it burst asunder. And straightway all the horns in the host were lifted up in music, and the blowing of the horns of Rohan in that hour was like a storm upon the plain and a thunder in the mountains.
Ride now, ride now! Ride to Gondor!
Suddenly the king cried to Snowmane and the horse sprang away. Behind him his banner blew in the wind, white horse upon a field of green, but he outpaced it. After him thundered the knights of his house, but he was ever before them. Eomer rode there, the white horsetail on his helm floating in his speed, and the front of the first eored roared like a breaker foaming to the shore, but Theoden could not be overtaken. Fey he seemed, or the battle-fury of his fathers ran like new fire in his veins, and he was borne up on Snowmane like a god of old, even as Orome the Great in the battle of the Valar when the world was young. his golden shield was uncovered, and lo! it shone like an image of the Sun, and the grass flamed into green about the white feet of his steed. For morning came, morning and a wind from the sea; and darkness was removed, and the hosts of Mordor wailed, and terror took them, and they fled, and died, and the hoofs of wrath rode over them. And then all the host of Rohan burst into song, and they sang as they slew, for the joy of battle was on them, and the sound of their singing that was fair and terrible came even to the City.

Nobody does it like Tolkien. The greatest of all time
Something something charge into battle something.
I'm not a freak. Simple as so.
But.. you know what Bad Dragon is right?
Lmao
Understandable
A company.
God I love Tolkien 
sup nerds
sup turtey
Merry Christmas brothers
what about the sisters bro
MERRY SANGUINALA
bash em sista
its christmas eves
Something something on days like these we are all brothers

Wtf
So another day but with holiday tax on getting things like food?
Just cook
Vr Chat for 10h is crazy work…
VR chat for 2 hours is crazy, I get nausea
Everything I've seen about VR Chat makes it look like IMVU for people with enough money to own a VR Headset
That requires ingredients.
Yeah, you don't want boiled chicken with no salt and pepper
And a nice salad
You mean, boiled water.
And instant.
Thing is, no chicken. Unless you count chicken and lamb dog food.

Anyone here played Stalker 2? also how is everyones christmas eve?
It's worse cos thursday is Xmas day. Thursday is blue card discount day.
So, next week it is.
miao
Guys it’s the official pizza
why is there a line of people at the commodore ? anyhting new ?
Just buy the goddamn chicken
dont thnk so?



