general-chat

[drowsy karma]

really cheap tô

too

[somber stream]

Pho was a bit underwhelming for me, i like the other thing, bun something

[drowsy karma]

when you compare to dollar

[somber stream]

bun boo?

[drowsy karma]

bún bò

[somber stream]

Yeah those, the broth was amazing

[marsh iris]

im a sucker for brothy food

[somber stream]

Same

[hushed cipher]

Me never had any

[drowsy karma]

its beef with rice noodle

the broth is the hard part

[charred epoch]

With the assumption that, say, the Tyranid are a surmountable foe - even if not with any given faction's resources, if any one faction had enough forces they could wipe the Tyranid, yeah?

So with that, are the forces of Chaos (Daemons, etc.) surmountable or everlasting?

[somber stream]

Same goes for any decent bowl, the broth is 90% of the work

[fiery wave]

HERETIC.

[drowsy karma]

probably not

they come from outside the galaxy

[hushed cipher]

@marsh iris HELLO

[drowsy karma]

we dont even know how much there are

[fiery wave]

H40?

[drowsy karma]

maybe they ate everything but our galaxy

[charred epoch]

I thought they ceom from outside the verse

[drowsy karma]

i recommend go to the central reigon

the amount of brothy food there is so much

[marsh iris]

[drowsy karma]

and so good

[somber stream]

I toured Hanoi, Danang, HCMC

[hushed cipher]

When Licht is back to carry

[hushed cipher]

How doing?

[somber stream]

Danang was the most underwhelming for me, unfortunately

[drowsy karma]

its to be expected

[somber stream]

Me? Carry? How cute

[marsh iris]

i just eated late lunch, hows you?

[drowsy karma]

you only go there for seafood mostly

[marsh iris]

licht can carry anyone to H40, just DM him

[somber stream]

I know people who can Taxi you to H40*
The rest is up to you lol

[hushed cipher]

It's either you or me mate, and it sure as hell ain't me

[drowsy karma]

is h40 the endgame mode

[hushed cipher]

I'm good! Haven't eaten much today but about to

[somber stream]

Should be

[fiery wave]

Yes, carry.

[hushed cipher]

How about Garut carry.

[marsh iris]

😨

[fiery wave]

If you like it raw and dry, is the mode for you.

[marsh iris]

devour the moebians

[hushed cipher]

There's a joke to be made here

[fiery wave]

Didn't you say you good? You carry yes.

[somber stream]

NO LUBE

[hushed cipher]

Will do!

[hushed cipher]

IM NOT THAY GOOD

[marsh iris]

im going in dry

[hushed cipher]

IM IN TRAINING

[somber stream]

Ma'am, you're H25 certified

[fiery wave]

Wot. Is just the truth.

[fiery wave]

You need to carry those two, right?

[fiery wave]

Burgle bait in training again?

[marsh iris]

DM Ray or Licht for H40 carry, chat

[hushed cipher]

NO

[hushed cipher]

Mayhaps

I fuck up burlges now

Easy peasy

[hushed cipher]

H40 eventually...

[fiery wave]

Not yourself? How quaint.

[somber stream]

A long way to go yet, but we'll get there

[fiery wave]

You mean now? You did say that days ago.

[somber stream]

Enjoy the journey fellas, for you will be asking yourselves 'what now' once you're there

[marsh iris]

brighttide

[arctic shoal]

back to the highest difficulty, damnation pubs

[fiery wave]

Heresy.

Hardest diff.

Enjoy true soloing half the runs.

The other half is easy blitz.

[hushed cipher]

I'll retire

[hushed cipher]

I'll get there

[marsh iris]

inquisition concept of retirement is.... more havoc or death

[somber stream]

Honorable discharge exist, though rare

[drowsy karma]

i think caiphas retired right ?

[fiery wave]

Heresy is harder. I can do 4 wins in a row damn no sweat. Heresy is, clutch and clutch.

If you fail clutch, loss.

[somber stream]

He's with the Commissariat but yes, he retired and passed away on his bed

[arctic shoal]

Ye but heresy doesn't have the damnation griefers

[fiery wave]

Griefers are in any diffs.

[arctic shoal]

People who intentionally rush ahead, activate everything specially a DH then use the disconnect mod to leave and rejoin later to laugh at you

[fiery wave]

I saw one join an uprising just to grab a grim and DC.

[limber zealot]

My experience in pub lobbies is not as bad as y'all's clearly

[limber zealot]

That's a little funny

Tbh

[tall grove]

I hate burgles
Kill all burgles
They suck

[fiery wave]

If it were newbies, they'll suffer without being able to destroy it.

[arctic shoal]

Or use brauto to barrel you and drop the gem of 'Bye sweat'

[limber zealot]

One time I loaded into a match but my friend showed up at my house to hangout earlier than I was expecting so I just shot a DH and left lol

[hushed cipher]

Havoc for life

[limber zealot]

Kinda felt like a dick but it made me and my buddy laugh our asses off

[fiery wave]

Not for actual newbies. We were just rushing for event so not a big deal.

[astral laurel]

Woo I finished my ref sheets

[hushed cipher]

They always go after me, I've had to solo plenty of them. I am the burgle master

[somber stream]

Literal Burgle bait

[tall grove]

Having them be near immune to damage from the front and have acid in the back is fucking asinine

[limber zealot]

Man no one wants to play Mortis Trials huh?

[arctic shoal]

Burgle is the most tedious boss by far

[limber zealot]

Keep trying to find games but this shit is BARREN

Probably cause it's the middle of the night but still

[arctic shoal]

Dead on arrival sort of gamemode, barely anyone asked for it

[limber zealot]

Hey I loaded into one

[fiery wave]

SEE. I KNEW IT.

[tall grove]

And it sucks
I hate it
Hate hate hate hate
Burgles, bulwarks, tox bombers, and trappers
Kill ‘em all

[arctic shoal]

Bulwarks should really work like vt2 shields

2 pushes and staggered

[tall grove]

I like it ngl
I like making my character overpowered

[arctic shoal]

Having them recovery cancel the stagger because a reaper shot their back is also not good

[stiff elbow]

is the seer psyker's "beloved" straight up the emperor

[hushed cipher]

What's that, trapper bait?

[stiff elbow]

cus he mentioned something about the high lords of terra not listening to His will

[hushed cipher]

Sayin something??

[tall grove]

I like to believe it is because that’s really funny
Though there are hints it may unironically be a shard of him

[stiff elbow]

i swear, right hand on the bible that motherfucker is straight up talking to the emperor

[somber stream]

Women are just that into me, can't help it 😔

[tall grove]

Yeah me too
Mostly because that’s genuinely hilarious

[delicate vapor]

Just got paid what y’all want from the gas station

[stiff elbow]

that is really funny

[limber zealot]

Shit is not going well

[tall grove]

Cap

[hushed cipher]

This is the funniest shit I've ever heard

[limber zealot]

Spawned in round 9 and died

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

@marsh iris Can you post the pensive bread

Pensive cowboy bread, if possible

[hushed cipher]

I guess i attract really big slugs that vomit all over

😭

[stiff elbow]

The Emperor Of Mankind's only form of psychic communication being a brain-leaking schizotard half way across the universe

[delicate vapor]

The what bread

[somber stream]

Pensive cowbread

[tall grove]

And vore you

Hey, some people are into that

[hushed cipher]

I'm not

[delicate vapor]

Something I’d find in arc raiders

[somber stream]

don't shoot

🕺

[delicate vapor]

That doesn’t exist in night raids

[tall grove]

Rather insistent, aren’t yah?
Got something to hide?

[hushed cipher]

L bozo

[hushed cipher]

No, I am truthing

Truthmaxxing

[somber stream]

I am a pacifist machine, spreading nothing but loot, good will and love

[tall grove]

Suuuuuure
And I consistently beat H40’s

[somber stream]

Until i'm not 😈

[delicate vapor]

i will shoot on sight to make sure I leave with the expired pasta

[tall grove]

Loot? Loot mentioned?!?!?! Where?!?!!!!????!

[somber stream]

The real loot are the friends you've made along the way

[delicate vapor]

said friends died to a leaper

[somber stream]

Skill issue i'm afraid

[tall grove]

Oooooooh
So we turn them into the loot, destiny style?

[delicate vapor]

[hushed cipher]

Destiny

[somber stream]

I don't play destiny, but maybe?

New year soon, time to rerun Halo 1-3 on Legendary

[hushed cipher]

HALOOOO

Some of my favourite games ever

[somber stream]

Oh yeah? Name 5 characters

[tall grove]

I’ve only played halo infinite tbh
Pretty fun ngl
Loved the grapple hook

[astral basin]

Dammit

[tall grove]

Master cheeks, that hot blue lady, man’s man black guy with the cigar, uhhhhh

[ripe tangle]

Aki left their ass in bed and the rest of them exists independently from their ass.

[hushed cipher]

Master chief 5 times

[somber stream]

Develope aneurysm and implodes

[hushed cipher]

Heh easy

[astral basin]

Licht stayed at a loony bin?

[ripe tangle]

watched Licht implode

[somber stream]

A repurposed loony bin into a Hotel

[stiff elbow]

@tall grove
"My Beloved would like everyone to know that tithes guarantee protection for all."

[ripe tangle]

wants an Encore

[stiff elbow]

are we serious

[somber stream]

Why do you hate me so

[hushed cipher]

Ah I played a little but of it, I would love to finish it someday.

I played Reach, CE, and Halo 2. I had issues running the other games but they should be fine if I were to revisit them again

[tall grove]

Yeah I’m confident that at least one of the voices is an emperor shard

[ripe tangle]

I used to live in an Apartment Building that used to be a school

[jaunty path]

KILL JOHN LENNON

[stiff elbow]

yeah. . . no kidding

[ripe tangle]

I don’t

[tall grove]

Once I get something capable of playing halo on I will

[tall grove]

Because your pfp reminds me of bretonnia
Fuck bretonnians

[elder merlin]

No odst? Damn

[astral basin]

Destiny is a dead horse that keeps getting beat upon
The new player experience sucks
The campaign experience? That was cool.
The end game experience? You are chasing battle passes

[somber stream]

Not at all uncommon, this. At least it's a school. You should've seen the bathroom tile where i stayed

[hushed cipher]

That one struggled to run unfortunately, I started it though

[lethal solstice]

Dude can't handle the grail knight style

[elder merlin]

Oof

[hushed cipher]

Was on me old pc

[somber stream]

We should do Halo 2 Co-op

Legendary

[astral basin]

Licht got the no edge safety rooms

[somber stream]

The entire thing.

[hushed cipher]

YESYESYESYEYSEYEYSYS

[tall grove]

They’re fr-fr-French! 🤮

[hushed cipher]

I WILL DIE 1 MILLION TIMES.

[ripe tangle]

the Apartment Building I lived in during Covid used to be the pre-integration Black High School, instead of tearing it down they repurposed it intially as a Nursing Home, then some real estate company bought it and turned it into an Apartment Building in the 2000s

these sorts of things happen yeah

[lethal solstice]

Ok
Virtue of Confidence
12 dead stormvermin in 1 second

[astral basin]

Ive managed to drag my friends through legend some skulls halo 3
Now they dont want to touch any of it with a 10 foot stick
The mere mention of halo camp is enough to get a disconnect

[somber stream]

Wait i think i have a few pictures stored

[elder merlin]

One day

[tall grove]

They’re skaven
Those will be replaced in a blink

[hushed cipher]

Let's do the entire run in one day. Easy

No breaks

[somber stream]

No toilet break???

[elder merlin]

I wish they had just put the master chief collection on playstayion, i dont want fuckin remakes

[hushed cipher]

Toilet break only

Dont pee in your chair

[lethal solstice]

And I'm gonna oneshot the next 12 with another blessed blade activation

[astral basin]

Are the skaven actively breeding
Or are they so mired in filth that its accidental
And baby skaven just being plopped out on the street mid rush hour normal?

[lethal solstice]

Or just kill them the fun way because Virtue of the Ideal

And infinite strength potions

[tall grove]

Still doesn’t make up for the sin of being French
Also I haven’t played vermintide so this all means nothing to me

[elder merlin]

Kill him

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message
Hall way of the 'Hotel' i stayed at

[lethal solstice]

Kruber isn't even french

He's like 2% French

[tall grove]

Bretonnians are

[elder merlin]

Kruber is a czech

[astral basin]

Kruber is the cool french
Three musketeers typa man. But better

[lethal solstice]

Imperial mf's when they find out they're 2% french

(Its questing time)

[timber elk]

Guys I just had the craziest arc raiders raid ever

[hushed cipher]

Were you raidmaxxing

[elder merlin]

Go on

[timber elk]

I murdered everyone

[elder merlin]

Fuckin rat

[jaunty path]

I like meatballs

[timber elk]

And I ate their kidneys

[jaunty path]

Cannibalism is good for the soul

[timber elk]

(No I killed them in the legit way. Walking up to them and blasting them with a shotgun)

[marsh iris]

[somber stream]

There we go!

Cowbread?

[timber elk]

But all seriousness I had some really good matches tonight

[astral basin]

3 states north, the long 3 states
Dis bitch in ohio

Not me

Someone i mnow

[ripe tangle]

[marsh iris]

nein

[timber elk]

But one of my matches I got knocked by a guy who claimed to be friendly, he was a rat. We exchanged gunfire, he downed me than a fucking shredder showed up. Obliterated him, than out of no where this chad of a raider had a defib and picked me up

[hushed cipher]

Nein

[somber stream]

Mist :c

[astral basin]

Cowbread feels cursed idky

[hushed cipher]

What's a cowbread

[ripe tangle]

cowbread?

[somber stream]

Cowbread might be the sole reason i might get nitro

[hushed cipher]

🐄

??

[ripe tangle]

🐄 + 🍞

[somber stream]

It's a Emoji of a bread, wearing cowboy hat

[ripe tangle]

?

[hushed cipher]

Do it anyway. Give in

I GOTHTIS

[somber stream]

Goes by
"Pensive cowbread"

[hushed cipher]

Nevermind there's no Cowboy hat emoji

Etf.

[somber stream]

It's rare, i know a German here who has it

[ripe tangle]

what about 🍡 ?

[hushed cipher]

Fuck it

[somber stream]

😔

[timber elk]

So he gets me up and I got my revenge on the guy who knocked me. Than we fucking book it because the shredder is a menace to society who doesn’t do taxes. Than we meet up with another guy who joins our group fight off more toxic raiders, find a guy with the sweetest fucking red mullet ever. Shows us where the seed vault is and we raid the archives. Fought off another raider. Than fucking booked it back to the seed vault to extract and WE MET ANOTHER GUY WHO WAS FIGHTING OFF ANOTHER TOXIC RAIDER. We saved him and we extracted

[ripe tangle]

[timber elk]

I FUCKING LOVE ARC RAIDERS

[marsh iris]

[somber stream]

THIS

[hushed cipher]

Holy moly..

[somber stream]

It's glorious

[timber elk]

HELLDIVERS SUCKS DICK AND SO DOES TARKOV 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️

[hushed cipher]

Its.. it's a bread

[ripe tangle]

I thought this was called CBT

[timber elk]

(I’m kidding I love helldivers)

[delicate vapor]

I Remember straight booking out a room when I saw 2 shredders

[ripe tangle]

Cowboy Toast c:

[marsh iris]

what is that hmm

[delicate vapor]

[hushed cipher]

True

[somber stream]

This feel wrong for some reason

[marsh iris]

closed beta test?

[timber elk]

This why you’ll never find a guy who’s big and strong

[somber stream]

Yet... familiar..

[delicate vapor]

[hushed cipher]

Wtf man.

[timber elk]

Dude shredders are demons

[delicate vapor]

Who wants something from the corner store

[marsh iris]

tarkov singleplayer mod is fun

[timber elk]

:]

[delicate vapor]

The enemy team I was fighting got torn apart by it

[somber stream]

There is one?

[astral basin]

[tall grove]

Dr Pepper
It’s peak

[marsh iris]

yeah SPT mod

[timber elk]

@hushed cipher your still my friend!

[hushed cipher]

[timber elk]

hugs

[astral basin]

French diver

[somber stream]

Interesting, might get the thing. Gonna get you banned?

You still get the loot?

[timber elk]

I saw a guy running from his life from them. By the time they were done shredding him I checked his body. Dude had nothing

[marsh iris]

didnt get me ban, it creates another instance, not on live server

[somber stream]

Ah balls, so you don't get the loot

[timber elk]

He only had a rattler with no ammo. No stims, no meds and a broken shield

[marsh iris]

oh you do, it saves the progression

[hushed cipher]

Oof

[timber elk]

Dude was not having a good game

[astral basin]

Gotdammit fine wtf u want

Circle had half of it

[delicate vapor]

[delicate vapor]

[timber elk]

@hushed cipher YOU!!!!!!!! WŌMEN🗣️🗣️🗣️❗️❗️❗️❗️

[hushed cipher]

WAT

❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️

[delicate vapor]

[timber elk]

Your my friend :]

[marsh iris]

woman here? please

[delicate vapor]

what a week

[ripe tangle]

[ripe tangle]

*you’re

[hushed cipher]

Yes

[delicate vapor]

forgot embark gave us free 1000 tokens

[hushed cipher]

Friend "]

[delicate vapor]

bought a fit so fast

[hushed cipher]

:]

[tall grove]

*you’re

[timber elk]

Plus after the recent patch. Shredders buffed. So they are more aggressive and harder to kill

[hushed cipher]

What's a women

[marsh iris]

beats me

[timber elk]

YOU!!!!!!🗣️🗣️❗️❗️❗️🫵

[hushed cipher]

She beats you?!

[ripe tangle]

a woman is an adult female human

[marsh iris]

[marsh iris]

i wish??

[hushed cipher]

LMAO

[tall grove]

A woman is a person whom identifies as a woman

[hushed cipher]

DONT WE.ALL

[timber elk]

Like I can deal with rocketeers and bastions. But shredders are not to be messed with you really need a good gun and a couple of frag grenades

Other wise the shredders are just gonna chase you and merk you

[delicate vapor]

quite literally shredder from mutant turtles

[hushed cipher]

Master shredder

[delicate vapor]

[astral basin]

Good thing its not a baiter

[timber elk]

HOLY SHIT EMBARK ALSO LOVES THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES🗣️🗣️❗️❗️❗️❗️

IT MAKES SENSE NOW

[somber stream]

master baiter

I've seen a few

[hushed cipher]

Hey man

[delicate vapor]

what

[hushed cipher]

Banned

[timber elk]

Bro why am I getting the disappointment look?

What did I do?

[delicate vapor]

karien karien karien

[hushed cipher]

She do that

[delicate vapor]

karien karien karien

the usual please

[timber elk]

STOP IM BEING GOOD

[delicate vapor]

[timber elk]

PLEASEEEEEEE

NO DONT

NOOOOOOO

[marsh iris]

ASAC Shredder?

[hushed cipher]

The Karien treatment

[timber elk]

oh hey :]

[astral basin]

[marsh iris]

ASAC Shredder from beaking bad

[hushed cipher]

JESSE WE HAVR TOCOOK

❗️❗️❗️

[marsh iris]

yow mista wihte

[delicate vapor]

karien krak please

[astral basin]

@fiery wave

[hushed cipher]

Aye yo BICH

[somber stream]

Oh yeah i should watch that show too

Better call Saul was decent

[jaunty path]

Is goated indeed.

[twin dirge]

He sends this as I spend 70 bucks on warframe

[astral basin]

FUCKIN SHIT

AKI

[twin dirge]

Crimmy prime resurgence

[jaunty path]

Give Pluribus a watch sometime as well...I think a new episode is coming out today...

[timber elk]

THIS IS MY PRIVATE DOMICILE I WILL NOT BE HARSSARED

BITCH

[somber stream]

Gota a synopsis for me?

[jaunty path]

Onky one of those words are jesse's

[hushed cipher]

I love that fucking show aaa

I watched the recent Pluribus. Honestly, the show isn't digging in for me

[timber elk]

I think we need a breaking bad show has to how Gus rose to power

[hushed cipher]

I'm still going to finish it, though

[astral basin]

AKI

[jaunty path]

No FUCK YOU watch the show

sorry I mean like I don't want to tell you it's better going in raw. Watch Episode 1 at the very least :(

[timber elk]

Or is that just better call Saul

[hushed cipher]

Its okay

[somber stream]

Better going in raw eh?

I like that style

[marsh iris]

kid named licht

[jaunty path]

I don't care for your innuendos! Watch the show!

(pls)

[somber stream]

Wie bitte?

[jaunty path]

Licht

[astral basin]

Its fokin RAW

[jaunty path]

I will hook you up right now with a site you can watch it on

[fiery wave]

YOU WANT H40 AS WELL?

[jaunty path]

and its definitely Apple tv

[fiery wave]

WOT?

[twin dirge]

So like, Ash or Volt prime

[jaunty path]

Please licht let me hook you up

[somber stream]

I'll

hook myself up once i'm ready

[hushed cipher]

Dude licht

Did you say you haven't seen breaking bad lmao

[somber stream]

Yeah i haven't

[jaunty path]

:(((((((( okay........*cries and shits myself*

[hushed cipher]

Watch that

Its one of the greatest shows

[jaunty path]

Actually

[marsh iris]

Holly is veil

[jaunty path]

Licht I do have a synposis

[marsh iris]

evil

[hushed cipher]

W ho

[jaunty path]

@somber stream The most miserable person in the world is trying to save everyone from being happy

[fiery wave]

WOT.

[jaunty path]

thats the summary I have for you

[somber stream]

Based

[marsh iris]

heinekenberg daughter

[somber stream]

On my watchlist, thanks Missus

[hushed cipher]

Can I also give a synopsis

[jaunty path]

Licht for the sake of your enjoyment of the show. Look up NOTHING and I mean NOTHING.

[hushed cipher]

🛸

There you go.

[astral basin]

You lurk

[somber stream]

Guy doing drug with his stoodent, i know a bit about BB

[jaunty path]

lmfao

[hushed cipher]

Making

[jaunty path]

I mean Pluribus but sure

[hushed cipher]

Them yeah

[fiery wave]

And?

[hushed cipher]

I'm dumb asf and my memory bad

[astral basin]

Never saw bb
Never care to
I do wanna watch always sunny tho

[somber stream]

I only do this if the show hyped me up enough

Last time is was 'You'

[marsh iris]

no your not

[jaunty path]

Okay good good phew

[somber stream]

Watch this btw

[hushed cipher]

You was good for the first season only btw

[jaunty path]

Oh I thought you meant me

lmao

is that a movie

[hushed cipher]

Its a show

[somber stream]

A show

[jaunty path]

Ooh I see

[hushed cipher]

The rest of the seasons were super uh. Repetitive in my opinion

It should've stuck to being a limited series

[somber stream]

It's nothing deep, just something to watch as you have your meal

[hushed cipher]

Freak

[jaunty path]

Ah it's that typo show..

hm

[quaint moss]

happy holiday

[somber stream]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[hushed cipher]

[quaint moss]

[delicate vapor]

MERRY CHRISTMAS

[hushed cipher]

All in all I do love the main guy

Very good actor

[quaint moss]

jolly mas

[marsh iris]

Breaking bad 3 rise of Holly Heisenberg

[zealous viper]

omg wait isn’t that sticker a youtuber

[jaunty path]

Horrible Idea

[zealous viper]

what’s her name i’ve been trying to find her

[jaunty path]

I'll murder you

[marsh iris]

[zealous viper]

she used to do like scene modeling

[zealous viper]

ayyaaya that’s the one thank you very much

[astral basin]

Yeah she has a discord

I dont look in there muvh but

[marsh iris]

Kaylee is a skinwalker

[hushed cipher]

That's what he wants

Don't give in

[astral basin]

Im in it to get the yearly vid more than anything

[fierce basalt]

https://fixupx.com/fatsharkgames/status/2003737604903059877

[delicate vapor]

no ellen joe

[fierce basalt]

aw no embeds

[fiery wave]

Wot.

[marsh iris]

dont reveal my nature

[hushed cipher]

700 poxbursters

To your doorstep

[marsh iris]

seems you are running out of bursters

[hushed cipher]

Accidentally exploded on me

[delicate vapor]

WELCOME youtubetubetubetube

[astral basin]

Im filthy

[somber stream]

I made the manliest drink ever to have been manifested

[astral basin]

?

Better involve gin or scotch

[somber stream]

Choco milk with marshmallow

[jaunty path]

Kill Licht

put rum in your chocolate milk NOW

[somber stream]

top with some cinnamon, of course

[fiery wave]

If you want me to go away, might as well not poke me in the cfirst place.

[somber stream]

Oh shit good idea, brb

[jaunty path]

LOL

[marsh iris]

Holly heisenberg manipulated brock's inheritence money from Old Jesse to start a viagra empire

[jaunty path]

But yeah rum seriously brings out the flavor of choco milk

but baileys do it better I think

I WISH I had rum here.

[astral basin]

Hmmmmm

Now i gotta know when the package store opens

[jaunty path]

whats at the package store

rum?

[astral basin]

The package store is another name for a small liquor store

[quaint moss]

[hushed cipher]

Such a baby

[jaunty path]

People who drink vodka straight should be kidnapped and analyzed

[quaint moss]

bit a grog mayhaps

[jaunty path]

theres no way a human can enjoy drinking vodka straight

[somber stream]

😼

[quaint moss]

pls dont

[quaint moss]

with a crazy straw

[astral basin]

I can drink vodka straight
But not consistently

[hushed cipher]

Chugged a Bailey's once, that was before anyone told me you had to sip it. Regret

Much regret

[jaunty path]

I FUCKING LOVE BAILEYS

BAILEYS FOR THE FUCKING WIN

[quaint moss]

wtf is a Bailey

[hushed cipher]

I DONT

[astral basin]

Actually
Im still tryna pin point which liquor gives me the shits

[hushed cipher]

I can't handle how strong it

Is

[jaunty path]

COWARD

[hushed cipher]

WTF

[jaunty path]

yeah its made with irish brandys lmfao

[hushed cipher]

My alcohol tolerance is not that great

[quaint moss]

Jaeger is my preferred liquor

[hushed cipher]

@somber stream I see that you motherfcuker

[astral basin]

Baileys

Fkn

[jaunty path]

ALso

Yeah

You gotta sip baileys its a hard drink

[hushed cipher]

I hate old people

[jaunty path]

I'm 20

:3

[arctic shoal]

Alcoholics in general chat

Let's compensate by hating on old people instead

[hushed cipher]

Yes;;; I know that now

[astral basin]

Get this guy a scotch
Or anything
The less people screaming JAEGER BOMB the better

[hushed cipher]

Same. I'm talking about the stupid german

[jaunty path]

its really enjoyable though

[somber stream]

Good thing i'm 18

[jaunty path]

I love the taste of baileys

[hushed cipher]

I like ciders and vodka cruisers

[hushed cipher]

When was that 1920

[quaint moss]

my mother is from germany

[jaunty path]

Sounding loaded.

[quaint moss]

though vodka is also really good

and dont get me started on irish whiskey

[jaunty path]

I probably only had shit vodka but yeah

[hushed cipher]

Vodka mixes is good yesyes

[astral basin]

Im tryna remember what a jaeger bomb is
I think some redbull but. Don’t remember

[jaunty path]

I had a sip of raw rum and man that shit is like a punch in the stomach.

[quaint moss]

sometimes cook with it

[marsh iris]

i like apple juice

[quaint moss]

real

[hushed cipher]

Nawwww

[astral basin]

Woodford reserve

[timber elk]

racks a spas-12 which was obviously much bigger than his entire body

[somber stream]

Energy drink + Jaeger

Heart attack inducing stuff

[astral basin]

Yep

[jaunty path]

hmmmmmmm

[timber elk]

ASS

[somber stream]

Some youth here had like 7 consecutive shots then fucking died i think

[timber elk]

HADRON YOUR AN ASS

[hushed cipher]

Kiss hadron on the mouth

[quaint moss]

nuh uh

[astral basin]

shaves the lamb

[rancid shore]

Sup freaks

[jaunty path]

What else have I had

hm

mollys irish creamer

[timber elk]

YOU CANNOT ESCAPE🗣️🗣️❗️❗️❗️-

his head was shaved. He dropped the shotgun and sniffs

[jaunty path]

mollys tastes similar to baileys but its quite different

[quaint moss]

oh thank god we can curse
cause fuck it felt weird not to

[jaunty path]

@somber stream You like baileys?

I made baileys quite a few times now

[quaint moss]

i always forget, since i dont chat often

[somber stream]

As much as the next guy

[jaunty path]

hm

do you think its gods nectar

[somber stream]

(You're talking to the guy who made 2 litres of Eggnog)

[jaunty path]

crazy how I loved it immediately

[clear wharf]

Emperor protects

[jaunty path]

Ah

mmmmmmmmmmmmm

I don't think I'm a fan of eggnog that much

[astral basin]

I wish i had lichts egg nog

[quaint moss]

head always shaven

[jaunty path]

Homemade eggnog is defo better

I HOPE its better

[somber stream]

Servo, the fuck

[hushed cipher]

I should try it sometime

[jaunty path]

tbh

[astral basin]

Licht you damn freak

[quaint moss]

egg nog is ok

[jaunty path]

the first sign spiked eggnog is shit is when the bottle is plastic

[hushed cipher]

It's not really a thing here, technically

[jaunty path]

[astral basin]

I was gonna say lichts nog
And realize that. Made. Idk

[somber stream]

Moving on

[quaint moss]

but if its non-alcoholic, just get some get some good ole choccy milk instead

[clear wharf]

Why is this game cooo

Cool

[jaunty path]

have you guys had like

[clear wharf]

Oh he said it

[jaunty path]

actual good eggnog brands

[clear wharf]

Said tide

[quaint moss]

like darktide?

[jaunty path]

cooltide

[clear wharf]

Thats the name of the game

[clear wharf]

Yuh

[jaunty path]

I mean spiked eggnog*

[clear wharf]

Buzz balls

[somber stream]

Homemade your nogs

[quaint moss]

cause its vermintide, but not fantasy

[astral basin]

Nogs made

[hushed cipher]

I'll homemake your nogs mate

[clear wharf]

I have one right here

[jaunty path]

eggs your nog

[astral basin]

RAY

[clear wharf]

The horrors

[hushed cipher]

WHAT

[quaint moss]

un nogs the eggs

[astral basin]

Nog them e- nvm

[jaunty path]

unegg's the nog

[hushed cipher]

GET YOUR HEAD OUT THE GUTTER SERVO

[quaint moss]

[jaunty path]

unnogs the egg

[clear wharf]

Eggnog is good
Nasty name but tastes good

[jaunty path]

a

I need seltzer water

[clear wharf]

Cuz what is egg nog

[astral basin]

#general-degen

[clear wharf]

If you never heard of it

[astral basin]

Egg. Cream. Spice.

[clear wharf]

And someone offered it

Would you accept it

[astral basin]

Randomly? Fuck no

That stuffs spoils easy

[clear wharf]

Right?!

[hushed cipher]

I'm not even that much of a fan of eggs anyway

[jaunty path]

Are you outside of america

[hushed cipher]

Bleh

[clear wharf]

Untrustworthy name
Like deceptions being called deceptions

[astral basin]

You say that
But you realize most baked goods contain egg

A lot

I mean

[hushed cipher]

Uh..

I mean

True

But I meant more like things that are solely egg tasting

[astral basin]

The egg helps add to the creaminess

Rather than lend flavor

[clear wharf]

American born burgers and fries had two fried chicjen today Alfredo dominoes pizza yesterday smoke weed everyday

[astral basin]

Its not like the egg is getting cooked

[quaint moss]

like a spiked milk drink, tasting like vanilla most of the time from my experience

[clear wharf]

Idk

[jaunty path]

😭

[somber stream]

Oh right, i baked yesterday

Or rather 'baked'

[astral basin]

Egg nog is not necessarily alcoholic

[clear wharf]

A mysteryious corporate concoction in a carton that tastes good

[hushed cipher]

You. You baked?

[quaint moss]

what do you mean

[astral basin]

Licht was baked

[hushed cipher]

And you didn't show me???

[somber stream]

Wait one

[inland mantle]

one

[willow cove]

hello

[astral basin]

Licht got thrown in the oven.
Ginger licht

Wait

[jaunty path]

slop

[quaint moss]

hello

[astral basin]

That would maje him too powerful

[jaunty path]

Baked licht

[willow cove]

hry

[clear wharf]

Most definitely

[hushed cipher]

One

[astral basin]

Nvm don’t ginger the licht

[willow cove]

big fan of the ogryn race

[jaunty path]

Is weed even legal in germany

[quaint moss]

cold and explosive

[jaunty path]

I hope so

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message
German Pancake

[willow cove]

lol

[hushed cipher]

1️⃣

[clear wharf]

Probably not

[somber stream]

Weed is 'legal'

Just don't buy a whole lot of them

[jaunty path]

Fair....

[timber elk]

Hey guys

[hushed cipher]

I am proud of you Licht

[clear wharf]

The licht chares it’s wisdoms

[jaunty path]

How about edibles

[timber elk]

I think we should make ray a tinder

[jaunty path]

will they get on ya over edibles

[quaint moss]

aint shinin if your paying taxes /j

[obtuse oak]

what's up gamers

[willow cove]

simps

[astral basin]

Hank de tank

[timber elk]

BECAUSE HER INTERNET IS STILL TRASH AT CONNECTING TO AMERCIA 🗣️🗣️🗣️❗️❗️❗️

[hushed cipher]

Excuse me

😭

Just don't be american

EZ

[obtuse oak]

based

[jaunty path]

Hi hank

[timber elk]

EITHER FIND A MAN OR HOP ON A KANGAROO AND GO GET BETTER INTERNET 🗣️🗣️❗️❗️❗️🫵🫵🫵

[jaunty path]

m

[quaint moss]

cold winter night

[jaunty path]

5 months from now

[timber elk]

Was that too much?

[quaint moss]

and its the holidays

[hushed cipher]

[astral basin]

[hushed cipher]

I love men

[obtuse oak]

sounds cozy

[timber elk]

I think that was too much

[jaunty path]

We must exterminate all men. Including women.

[jaunty path]

ur fine

[timber elk]

I’m sorry ray ;~;

[jaunty path]

i think

[quaint moss]

wait were allowed to ride kangroos, HELL YEAH

[obtuse oak]

last workday of the year for me, I'm free until jan 5th after this

[jaunty path]

hooray

[quaint moss]

indeed it is

[jaunty path]

any plans for the holiday w ur family

[timber elk]

@hushed cipher sorry about the kangaroo joke. You can shave my wool if you want

[obtuse oak]

nah just relaxing. we're not going anywhere. except for one zoo visit, we have tickets we need to spend before dec 31st lol

[hushed cipher]

It's okay I have 5 kangyroos

Ready to go

[timber elk]

And than toss me in the winter

Oh

[hushed cipher]

YEEEHAW

[obtuse oak]

I am looking forward to NYE though, we're meeting up with some friends in their apartment in the hague. we're bringing our dog since we don't want to leave her alone when all the fireworks go off and another couple is also bringing their dog

[jaunty path]

Sick tell me about whatever animals you catch.

[timber elk]

Well let me get on one than please :] he than tries to get on one’s back but it didn’t like that and it kicked him through a wall

[obtuse oak]

my hope is that they'll keep each other entertained (the dogs know each other and are friends)

[jaunty path]

doggie besties..

[timber elk]

I BEEN KANGED

[astral basin]

These folks tryna ride roos
Have roos won a war? I think not
Mount an ostrich like a true menace to society

[lusty estuary]

hog ridaaah

[timber elk]

NO but emu’s have

[jaunty path]

You'll probably get trampled if you try riding a kangaroo

[timber elk]

It was embarrassing

[astral basin]

Right

Emu

[timber elk]

RAY YOUR GOOD WITH HISTORY

[astral basin]

Not ostrich

[timber elk]

tell us about the emu war^^

[astral basin]

More shameful

[quaint moss]

hasnt stopped me yet

[marsh iris]

emperor couldve just given emus his gene seeds

[lusty estuary]

the emu war is the funniest attempt to exterminate a species ever because it would not have been a failure if they had just tried a little harder

[astral basin]

“A platoon with only two guys with machine guns, and a bunch of farmers. Outwitted and outclassed”

[warm gyro]

i just came back to the game. is ds4 nerfed yet

[hushed cipher]

No I not

I'm the most forgetful being ever

[timber elk]

Lies

your supposed to be the lore keeper!

[lusty estuary]

nobody had the heart to kill all those emus

[hushed cipher]

They were too powerful

[lusty estuary]

alright talking about the emu war immediately made there be an internet service outage in my area

they're trying to suppress me

[somber stream]

I wonder how emu managed to best machine guns

[astral basin]

Ds? Yes but no
Idr the details, but overall it was buffed iirc
Still used a lot, along w relic blade and arby shock maul

[little marten]

Scoop

[astral basin]

Poocs

[astral basin]

They only used 2
And the emus used their long legs and feathered bodices

[quaint moss]

overpopulation

[somber stream]

Sounds like they needed more machine gun

[lusty estuary]

Do emus win the M1 Abrams match-up

[astral basin]

Poof

[arctic shoal]

Economically yes

[lusty estuary]

emu economics are insane, that's true...

[astral basin]

[arctic shoal]

I fully expect that whenever Australia decides to rearm, Emu Militias will be deployed

[quaint moss]

literally

like one truck.... really???

American in me is coming out

[astral basin]

[lusty estuary]

to be fair, people were quick to overestimate how much a machine gun could actually do after WWI

well if one was enough to kill all these people surely two will be more than enough for the emu mass

what do you mean the emus are faster than us?

[somber stream]

Two Lewis gun, 10,000 rounds of ammunition. The men were heavily underarmed for the job

[quaint moss]

also maybe better aim and not a dinky lil truck

[astral basin]

Dont forget the local farmers!

Oh and the dinky truck yes

[lusty estuary]

the truck was kind of necessary, seeing as the second emu herds would get spooked, they'd fucking book and it and be over the horizon in like a blink of an eye

like the logic behind making a technical makes sense

[somber stream]

"By 8 November, six days after the first engagement, 2,500 rounds of ammunition had been fired. The number of birds killed is uncertain: one account estimates that it was 50 birds"

[somber stream]

Conclusion: Severe skill issue from the Australian army

[hushed cipher]

You're a skill issuew

[somber stream]

"Meredith's official report noted that his men had suffered no casualties, except for their dignity."

[astral basin]

Aussies should’ve discovered forward mounted mgs sooner

[somber stream]

I spat my drink, fuck me

[lusty estuary]

the australian army is deploying its secret weapon

Freddy Fazbear...

[hushed cipher]

It's me I'm the weapon

[somber stream]

Release the Ray

get eaten by a Burgle and dies

[hushed cipher]

If I remember correctly I'm pretty sure that was you

[somber stream]

Nuh uh

[hushed cipher]

Yuh huh

Chilling out in the burgles stomach, you needed me to save you

Yeaaahhh

[lusty estuary]

mmfghh...

[astral basin]

For a good time call
8675309
I got it from a wall

I got it

I got it
From a waalll

[hushed cipher]

[quaint moss]

lol

give them a baneblade

[astral basin]

Eight six seven five three oh nyeeine

[quaint moss]

good song

[surreal onyx]

So the spiky desert skins in the commodores creatures are basically Buzzards from Mad Max. Which is amazing.

[quaint moss]

then they should've done like what they did in the mid east, repurposed ford 150 XD

[surreal onyx]

I think you mean repurposed Mercedes.

[quaint moss]

probably

[surreal onyx]

Damned Jingle Trucks.

[quaint moss]

i got no clue, cause i didnt really give a shit to google
the images are funny though

[surreal onyx]

Aye. lol.

[delicate vapor]

[quaint moss]

i got spurs, that jingle jangle jingle?

[quaint moss]

[delicate vapor]

[surreal onyx]

Sure. Let’s go with that. 😎

[lusty estuary]

well this was like the 30s all they had truck wise was the mechanism

[quaint moss]

shoulda just invented time travel smh

[sonic glade]

why is the game giving me and my friends an "error code: 9999" when we try to matchmake together? matchmaking works when leave the party and matchmake solo
difficulty malice

[lusty estuary]

this is

[quaint moss]

almost got thw hive scum to level 30, and scared of doing it with auric XD

[lusty estuary]

error code 9999 could be like six different things unfortunately. I'd try verifying your game files

[gloomy void]

Time to try and eep

[quaint moss]

just explode the game (reset both devices and try it again)

[lusty estuary]

because it's either a server-side issue, a network issue, an issue with mods, or something fucked up with either your or their game install

[wide seal]

does stat dump mean the stat u dont care about?

[quaint moss]

"do or do not. there is no try", some green guy

[lusty estuary]

it's really more so what stat doesn't really matter on the weapon

like mobility on most melees

[jaunty path]

@somber stream hows rum in ur choc milk?

[quaint moss]

wth

aint no way bro actually tried it

[jaunty path]

its good!

[quaint moss]

i was joking 😭

[lusty estuary]

rum in chocolate milk sounds good

[jaunty path]

it brings out the flavor more

[twin flower]

wish i had rum rn

[quaint moss]

instant scralets rot is what it sounds like

[jaunty path]

same

fucking same man.

[lusty estuary]

I need to restock on bacardi black

[quaint moss]

valid

i need to drink more energy drinks fr

[somber stream]

Superb

If it wasn't for the cold i would've bursted in flame

[quaint moss]

flam bae, in the flesh

what an honor

[somber stream]

Hmmm

More like

"Flame on"

[twin flower]

Heh

"El Fuego~"

[quaint moss]

we kinda like some....
fant....
fanta 5

[jaunty path]

Yaaaaaay

[jaunty path]

@quaint moss see it is good

[quaint moss]

:> i feel that this is a trick

[lusty estuary]

you shouldn't be drinking alcohol anyways because they put worms in it...

[jaunty path]

Not all worms are bad you nerd

[quaint moss]

yo FOR FREE

hell yeeeee

[jaunty path]

I've had it plenty of times myself

[lusty estuary]

these worms are

[jaunty path]

good shit

[quaint moss]

my brain worm died of hungry

[jaunty path]

rum and chocolate go together like bread and butter..

[quaint moss]

true

but

choccy milch

[jaunty path]

MAN I wish I had rum

[somber stream]

You'd love Lindt

[jaunty path]

lindt?

Is this like

[quaint moss]

(point, laugh)

[somber stream]

Lindt.

[jaunty path]

the female licht?

[lusty estuary]

evil clone

[quaint moss]

no like bizarro

[twin flower]

The cooler Licht

[somber stream]

I kissed a neighbor's daughter thanks to the thing back in 7th grade

[quaint moss]

exactly

[jaunty path]

mmmmmm

[jaunty path]

lmao

[twin flower]

sus

[jaunty path]

I loved chocolate

still do

[knotty terrace]

Remember whenever you’re modding

[jaunty path]

but I can be better bought with a load of like....sushi....

HOLYSHIT

LMFAO

my MAN

[twin flower]

Awooga

[jaunty path]

Whats w ppl here and posting porn bruh

[quaint moss]

everyone, except mans best friend

[somber stream]

Awooga indeed

[jaunty path]

mmmmm

oh

its 4:20

nice

[quaint moss]

peak

[twin flower]

am?

[quaint moss]

yuh

[knotty terrace]

That’s why I did it

And I didn’t post porn only horny bait

[quaint moss]

i had the munchies so i drank?/ate? soup

it was soooo good

[rain idol]

GREAT GATSBY

[knotty terrace]

Think I should post that sticker more often to remind people when modding to read the read me

[quaint moss]

sweet mother goose berry

(outlast)

[rain idol]

I gathered that from the first part

[quaint moss]

for anybody who hadnt played trials, cause its really really different from the first 2

[obtuse oak]

Too much

[quaint moss]

also happy holidays

[jaunty path]

no shit 💀

[arctic escarp]

I was just about to see the sticker too 💀

[rain idol]

I’ve dabbled in a little bit of everything so ik a good few games

[quaint moss]

good stuff

[twin flower]

No awooga for you

[gloomy void]

Damn i missed it

[rain idol]

Sum sum literally 1984

[gloomy void]

Someone tell me what it was

[little marten]

All winter I’ve dodged the sickness

[quaint moss]

[quaint moss]

nuh, also eep stranger i do not know

[rain idol]

Boobs and text nuffin crazy other then that

[little marten]

Happy Christmas Eve to my weird European friends that celebrate today and not tomorrow like good commercial slaves

[quaint moss]

but🥺 nurgles blessings

[gloomy void]

Damn i missed out on boobs

[little marten]

I have them 😔

[tall grove]

Literally Fahrenheit 451

[twin flower]

a pair of doodagohnkas

[rain idol]

Heh I didn’t today is an amazing start to Christmas Eve

[quaint moss]

ah id share my soup if i had any left

[gloomy void]

Huge domhonganoglongas

[obtuse oak]

You don't do Christmas Eve in Britain?

[astral basin]

Welcome to sweden, gay since 1944

[rain idol]

Literally

[tall grove]

Christmas Eve is a happy time
Happiness is banned in Britain

[quaint moss]

xmas literally originates from England

[little marten]

Not really no, today is chaos last minute shopping day and some people like to go to the pub and get absolutely blasted

[pseudo terrace]

sounds about right

[little marten]

I got bf6 yesterday so that’s what I’ll do today 😈

[quaint moss]

my partner is from the unfun place XD

[twin flower]

iz fun?

[quaint moss]

yuh

[little marten]

Yeah it’s ok, but it is a blend of bf and old school CoD

[rain idol]

Good to see that’s a constant everywhere as my dad is doing the same minus the shopping

[quaint moss]

rpg sniping is funny af