general-chat

[sweet wraith]

have fun with that

[round mica]

On christmas tho

[somber stream]

We need a Christmas Battle royale

[gritty carbon]

get a whole jar of coffee beans

[round mica]

Today i shall drink only 2 monsters

[gritty carbon]

pour hot water into it

enjoy the 25th hour

[round mica]

Coffe is bad i wanted processed energetic drink slop

I require the taste of mango locos and white monsters

[gritty carbon]

fent flavored monster when

[fair bridge]

oh god we slept in so much 😭

[mental dagger]

were do you go if your looking for a havoc group to go big?

[fair bridge]

it's 11am?!!

[inland mantle]

https://discord.com/channels/727074276724965407/1045597890472579075

[queen linden]

Hey guys I’m new to the server. 😊

[sweet wraith]

welcome

[round mica]

It exists and its called redbull
Redbull fucking sucks

Tastes like cough syrup

[sweet wraith]

Tried redbull

Tasted like citrus and sadness

Didn't give me the kick of energy I expected

[gritty carbon]

hi new to the server. 😊, im peppersprayre

[round mica]

Monster is much better because theres too much suggar so i dont notice the heart failure chemicals

[faint charm]

guys dont drink energy drink...

[round mica]

Imagine being affected by caffeine

[faint charm]

personally

i never liked soft drinks

growing up

but one day

[gritty carbon]

wheres my water enjoyers at?

[fossil oasis]

Water is peak

[faint charm]

one day... i tried monster energy pipeline punch

and it was so good

[fossil oasis]

I have a 2.2L bottle that I keep on my desk

[faint charm]

and uh

[queen linden]

Nice to meet you, You can call me MasterGarret 😅

[faint charm]

i got 8kg in two months

[round mica]

Skill issue

[faint charm]

its a devils liquid

stop

ur gonna get so fat

[fossil oasis]

I would never have drank Monster if I wasn't with my current partner, they got me into it

[round mica]

Dooooont caaaaareeeeeeeee

[fossil oasis]

[round mica]

Im downing 900 mango locos

[fossil oasis]

I'm drinking a Mango Loco rn

[round mica]

I was going to say something but

[sleek harness]

What is wrong with you

[round mica]

My guardian angel stopped me

[sleek harness]

What is wrong with yall

[sleek harness]

Say it

Say it I dare you

[round mica]

Autism, ADHD, anxiety and post depression still clinging onto me, a bit of a superiority complex and I'm a Night Lord fan

[sleek harness]

I am sorry for your uh, loss?

[round mica]

No im too much of a coward common sense stopped me

[fossil oasis]

HomerMaggieBart

[sleek harness]

Why the hell did I say loss

[fossil oasis]

I hit enter without typing the full message

[sleek harness]

What

[fossil oasis]

I think it's funny how youtube norway just looks like "Youtube no"

[round mica]

Norway isnt real

[fossil oasis]

Because the small no above the logo

[fossil oasis]

True

[gritty carbon]

"night lord fan" condolences

[round mica]

Same way as pidgeons are cameras spying on us

[gritty carbon]

your illness is terminal

[fossil oasis]

Are you not in the know?

[round mica]

Stage 99 of copium thinking Sevatar is coming back

[gritty carbon]

yeah, you're beyond help

[round mica]

Trust me bro

[sleek harness]

I am not in the know

[round mica]

Hes coming back to reunite the night lords

Trust me

[fossil oasis]

🎵
HomerMaggieBart
HomerMaggieBart, Lisa
HomerMaggieBart
HomerMaggieBart, Lisa

Homer, Simpson, Moeee
Homer, Simpson
🎶

[round mica]

Talos didnt die bro

[round mica]

Hes coming back

[fossil oasis]

Homering my Simpson rn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iV1RSDOngeg

[rancid shore]

Whos dying

I will perform smyker to revive them out of spite

[round mica]

Give me fuel give me fire give me potential 40k plot moving forwards despite nothing ever happens and everyone being in a stalemate again so GW can sell more minis or I retire

[gritty carbon]

vulkan will return in 2025 trust

[round mica]

We will have GTA 6 before Vulkan revives

[faint charm]

can i solo mortis challenge

[sleek harness]

Stitch

[faint charm]

ye

[sleek harness]

You weren't able to fight against two gay aliens

Imagine Mortis Trials

[faint charm]

oh..

[round mica]

According to historians they were roommates

Very good roommates

[fiery wave]

Uprising, yes, everything else depends on luck. Trapper waves are a game over if not careful.

[faint charm]

ah...

ok

[lusty estuary]

guilliman will finally snap and create his own communist utopian super empire TOMORROW

IT'S ALL BEEN ADDING UP TO THIS

[faint charm]

nobody joins my party

[sleek harness]

Region

[round mica]

And then marry Yyvraine

[sleek harness]

Depends on it

[faint charm]

east asia

yeah

[faint charm]

probably that

[drowsy karma]

there isnt many in east asia

[sleek harness]

Who is playing Darktide on Asia

[drowsy karma]

me

shame

[sleek harness]

Shame

Come to Brazil

It's cooler

Not in the literally sense

It's fucking hot here

[drowsy karma]

ill probably change the reigon later though

there isnt a reason to play on this server anymore

[sleek harness]

North America it is

The region of North America with less ping

Why no

[fiery wave]

You mean, instant DC on load in?

[sleek harness]

I never had that happen

Sounds like a your problem

[fiery wave]

Are you from Asia?

[sleek harness]

Brazil

Clearly

Can't you see it on my face?

[plush hornet]

hey there

where can i ask for tips

[fiery wave]

Gameplay help or class chats.

[plush hornet]

thx

[gritty carbon]

ITS A TALKING RAT!

https://tenor.com/view/vermintide-sigmar-rat-talking-rat-gif-9226553069204659438

[drowsy karma]

you are insane

[sleek harness]

Who are you

[gritty carbon]

IM GOING INSANE

[inland mantle]

Arent we all

[sleek harness]

I am sane

[inland mantle]

Lies

[drowsy karma]

i am not

[inland mantle]

Discord name checks out

[drowsy karma]

math is speaking tzeenchian tomfoolery into my brain

[round mica]

Guyyyyysssssss

[inland mantle]

Go on

[sleek harness]

Don't

[inland mantle]

Damn rat has spoken

[round mica]

I want monbter :(

[sleek harness]

Mobster

[drowsy karma]

lobster

[sleek harness]

Rockster

[drowsy karma]

docter

[sleek harness]

Macster

[drowsy karma]

ronster

[sleek harness]

Robster

[drowsy karma]

hogster

[sleek harness]

Warioster

[drowsy karma]

marister

[sleek harness]

I am going to sleepster

[drowsy karma]

im going so studyster

[sleek harness]

Good luckster

[drowsy karma]

thanks ratster

[sleek harness]

I am a skaven you fuckin moronster

[drowsy karma]

same thing different dayster

[sleek harness]

Shut upster

[drowsy karma]

ok skavenster

[faint charm]

my first havoc went success

wow

[hazy kestrel]

Congratulations

[faint charm]

was easier than auric

hmm

[hazy kestrel]

Depends on the assignment rank

[faint charm]

first one

but for some reason it starts? with 16?

[hazy kestrel]

Ah, because you’ve completed an auric maelstrom before

[fiery wave]

AURIC mael.

[hazy kestrel]

Don’t worry, it gets painful real quick.

[hazy kestrel]

I made the edit already lmao.

[faint charm]

hell yeah

wonder how high can i go

[hazy kestrel]

How much do you want to suffer the havoc climb for?

[faint charm]

hmm idk

i played vermontide before

highest difficulty i remember

about that hard?

[hazy kestrel]

More like artificial difficulty nonsense at times. Like unstaggerable enemies w/ the final toll modifier, or enemies that take ages to kill with the rotten armor modifier.

[faint charm]

legend? difficulty

hmm

i gotta minmax the stuffs?

[hazy kestrel]

You don’t have to if you’re absolutely cracked at the game, but I did whenever I did the 40 climb, and there’s no shame in that.

[faint charm]

well its not like i can only play havoc so its fine i guess

[hazy kestrel]

Essentially you have to throw some bs right back at the game at times.

[faint charm]

gotta find some optimal builds out there..

[spark shoal]

Rotten Armor adds a 75% ranged damage reduction, but melee is still effective

[hazy kestrel]

Could have sworn they “fixed” that one to affect melee too.

[spark shoal]

They may have, but IDK for sure because I haven't played havoc in so long.

[hazy kestrel]

Fair and valid.

[cosmic burrow]

did the karnak twins fight

[marsh iris]

[cosmic burrow]

people were stunned with the skip

low lvls

fun fight

with being lowest lvl whilke doing the most

[hazy kestrel]

They’re always stunned by the bell skip lmao.

[cosmic burrow]

i won after getting ogryn in squad

really

ogryns are such a presence on teh battlefield that without them game is fucking hard mates

[stiff fable]

i only found out like last week its sick

i love grinding the mission and we need more boss fights like that

question

is runnig mortis trials best way to get plasteel?

[cosmic burrow]

best way of getting any resources in playing damnation on normal mission

preferably through quickplay

after that

havoc and weekly caches

[round mica]

Hello chat im back

Drinking monster rn

[feral vessel]

drink water

[round mica]

Nuh uh

[feral vessel]

water tastes like monster without any of the shit that destroys your organism

[round mica]

Today is the only day I work this week so Im only drinking monster

[round mica]

So whats the fun in that

[feral vessel]

oh okay then fine i guess

be like that

[round mica]

I like to gamble on my heart

I train it to failure just like my biceps and legs on the gym

400kg leg press!!!! 10 monsters a day heart!!!

[feral vessel]

i will stick to my kidney obliterating ramen thanks

[fair bridge]

man we both slept like 12 hours

bf's still asleep

i want to dump cold water on his stupid head

[feral vessel]

how do you people sleep that long

[fair bridge]

i never usually do

[round mica]

Noodles vs the humble mac n cheese

[fair bridge]

very weird

at least i have no more chores today

[hasty sky]

I only slept 4 hours last night

just woke up from a nap

[round mica]

You guys are weird

I slept whole 7 hours

[hasty sky]

Eh

I normally sleep like 7.5 hours but I'm fucked up from chronic stress rn

[round mica]

Skill issue

Anyways I'm going back to daydream a playable servitor class

[hasty sky]

Shoots you with 4 boom bringer bazookas

[round mica]

dodges all 3 except the last one

eats the last one

[hasty sky]

gluttonous creature

[round mica]

gulps it down and explosion noise, black smoke comes out of my mouth

[hasty sky]

lmao

[round mica]

[hasty sky]

[fast gorge]

today is a glorious day

[round mica]

Why

[rocky ocean]

waiting for darktide to be on sale on Xbox store but it doesn't 😭

[round mica]

One more console L

Pc gamers keep winning

[stiff fable]

its on sale on ps or was for like 20 quid for deluxe 2 days ago ish

[round mica]

Chat which primarch would be the best gamer

[lime beacon]

Depends on the game

[craggy swift]

Say... Has anyone noticed the veteran cosmetics on the second page of the vestures all look like they should be for Hive Scum??

[lime beacon]

Guilliman would probably stomp all his brothers at civ or total war

[craggy swift]

Especially the Kayla Cronent bundle, the metalfab masks and the chemhound masks all look like they should be used on Hive Scum, but you can't use them there

[brazen pelican]

Fulgrim would get consumed by gacha games.

[hasty sky]

Perturabo would be all up in your ear yapping about his latest Stellaris galactic conquest on Ultrahard++ mode with the Maximum Misery modpack enabled

[lime beacon]

That bundle was part of an entire set for all 4 classes that was released a while ago

[craggy swift]

Ah. Fair

The Kayla Cronet bundle looks very specifically like it's supposed to be a Tread Lightie outfit

[hasty sky]

But that's a cheat mention tbf since he is an actual wargamer in lore

[lime beacon]

Yeah, it could be

I’m just not a fan of the blue color scheme but I’m sure a recolor will come eventually lol

In terms of hive scum I’ll just be happy if they end up releasing anything at all, which is a pretty sad bar

[craggy swift]

i like the blue, I just don't like the tiger stripes lmao

but my scummer is a treadder so

[round mica]

True

[round mica]

I wonder if Fulgrim would like Umamusume

[round mica]

Canon

[round mica]

Goated hotline miami 2 on the bio

[lime beacon]

[wanton spindle]

Another night lord 👀

[brazen pelican]

100%.

[fast gorge]

do what you will

i have already won

[elder merlin]

Oof, it was on sale for 20 bucks just last week on playstation, i bought it for my buddy. He was able to get that, the two classes and the 4,000 bundle

[round mica]

In midnight clad !

[wanton spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/night-lords-birthday-boy-spotted-40k-gif-14411243346538131252

Another for the army

[round mica]

I already have my own Night Lord OC >:)

Just waiting for the art to be finished

[wanton spindle]

IM STILL PLANNING MINE 😭

So far they’re just rough sketches on the helmet and face

[round mica]

I already planned like 5 OC's

Power of autism

[wanton spindle]

Bros more autistic then me

[round mica]

If I had the ability to draw I'd have a fuck ton of OC drawings and comics

I can only think of them and write

This is the first tine ive ever comissioned someone to draw my OC

[wanton spindle]

You read my mind cuz I’m in the process of making a comic

Still in the beginning tho since I’m planning story and character sketches

[round mica]

My characters backstory is purely saved on my mind

[graceful fern]

Man BT look so cool

[round mica]

Im feeling too lazy to write about her RN

But all details are save in muh brain

[wanton spindle]

Real, the only time I’ve been able to for mine was just for an assignment in one of my classss

[delicate kite]

Guys

If one would want to assemble a warband of operatives in miniatures including Morrow and peeps like Dukane and Hadron - where would one look ?

I specifically want to know about Steel Legion morrow guy

[round mica]

I remember writing about a horror story for one of my assignments and the teacher got stunned by the amount of detail I used for the characters deaths
Quite comical

[wanton spindle]

Now I wana read it, I love stories where none of the characters get a happy ending

[round mica]

Bleh it was back in 2021 and it was by hand

That notebook is long gone by now

[lost flume]

stray thought

[round mica]

But it was when I was hyper fixated on Lovecraft stuff and it was about cosmic creatures

[lost flume]

a havoc modifier that's literally just lore accurate perils of the warp would be funny

[round mica]

Thats all I can really remember

[lost flume]

"If your psyker is killed by perils, a daemonhost appears"

[round mica]

So what happens if no one plays psyker

[lost flume]

Steel legion is 3D print only or old metals, unfortunately

I';d 3D print

[lost flume]

1. no perils

or

2. If anyone's killed, an unbound daemon host appears

fluff being that the corpse is possessed

[round mica]

[lost flume]

It would be deeply hilarious

[round mica]

True

[lost flume]

bullshit

[round mica]

Something that I've always wandered about darktide is if one day fatshark would add daemons for the rejects to fight

At least the lesser daemons

[tall grove]

Beast of nurgle

[vivid tapir]

Nurglings when Fatshark

[round mica]

I'm talking more about Nurglings and those weird almost zombie ones

Plague bearers i believe?

[vivid tapir]

yup

[round mica]

They could be horde leaders and be a lil tougher than regular pox walkers

[tall grove]

Yeah

[vivid tapir]

plague toads as a boss would also be cool

[round mica]

Yoo true as fuck

Theres also those big ass flies

[vivid tapir]

NO

no

[lost flume]

what'd be fun is like

[vivid tapir]

we do not

[graceful fern]

They already fight shit they should lorewise have no chance of ever defeating so why not throw in daemons (who space marines struggle against)

[vivid tapir]

no Rot Flies

never

[lost flume]

daemons spawn from corpses

[tall grove]

No flying enemies please

[lost flume]

if you kill an elite, there's a random chance that the plaguebearer will pull itself out of the body

[lost flume]

engine can't support it

[round mica]

Yeah so if a player dies it should have a chance of daemons spawning from them, and it gets higher with difficulty

Psyker death could be guaranteed daemon spawn

And they buff hordes around them

[round mica]

I wouldn't mind really its not hard to look up

[lost flume]

that would cause deeply funny incentives

[tall grove]

Tbf if you peril as a psyker that’s your own fault

[tall grove]

Yeah but this is a melee focused game

[lost flume]

the 3 survivors freak out and shoot the corpse when #4 runs out of red health

[vivid tapir]

yeah imagine periling as psyker haha what a loser

.>

<.<

[lost flume]

Daemonhosts are a great addition

wish they weren't quite the Witch but as a "oh shit" moment they're great

[vivid tapir]

I think you could draw the line daemonwise with Nurglings, Plaguebearers and Plague Toads

those would be great additions that don't shake up the formula

[round mica]

It's not unlikely of guardsmen defeating daemons. A lot of instances of guardsmen killing stuff that astartes could have difficulties over it and just going "WELL THAT WAS NO BIGGIES! LETS KEEP IT MOVING GENTLEMEN!"

[round mica]

Nurglings could be such a pain in the ass during hordes i love the idea

[lost flume]

tbf the rejects lorewise could kill basically anything we've seen

[vivid tapir]

we're being influenced by Khorne is why

[tender horizon]

No we aren't

[tall grove]

It depends on the writer
Consistency is a sin with warhammer scaling

[tender horizon]

Blood for the emperor has been said since the heresy

[round mica]

Atp rejects are lowkey elite warriors atp by lore

[tender horizon]

Its to draw parallels between the Imperium and chaos

[round mica]

Exactly why I think they'd be great additions

[vivid tapir]

Vet has dreams about Khorne, something's going on

[tall grove]

The only reason the cadian vet hasn’t fallen is spite lol

[tender horizon]

I've played enough FFG rpgs to know we could kill a plague marine tbh

[round mica]

Mind too small for doubt, too worried about whats coming to kill him to care about chaos me thinks

[vivid tapir]

actually it's professional vet who has the dream iirc

[lost flume]

their most common baddies are literally just generic cultists/traitor guardsman 34253463 or poxwalkers

[round mica]

There are a few exceptions

[tall grove]

Oh no he doubts plenty, he has lines about saying that the emperor didn’t help them on Cadia
He just has a real bone to pick with chaos

[round mica]

Like a plague ogryn or beast of nurgle

Which by lore are also something astartes have some difficulty with

[magic pivot]

What page is for auric maelstrom search?

[tall grove]

Again, depends on the writer

[round mica]

I see, its been some time since I played this game and I only came back like 5 days ago
Getting used to the new stuff

Last time I played was like when they added crossplatform

[wooden creek]

Do you mean channel here in the discord? Check #vox-lfg-lexicanum for the LFG channel rules. If you mean ingame, you can just select the maelstrom mission in Auric difficulty and it will matchmake you with other players.

[tall grove]

How can you call yourself autistic if you don’t waste your life away on meaningless games?

[round mica]

Yes but also 40k is inconsistent as fuck so why care
We should add stuff that looks cool and feels plausible and some lesser daemons would be fine

[round mica]

Changed hyper fixations

[wooden creek]

I guess you COULD also try the ingame partyfinder functionality, but I don't think anyone uses it for anything other than havoc

[round mica]

My hyper fixations arent stationary, i went from 40k to The Owl House, Star Wars and then came back to 40k

[tall grove]

Ugh hate that shit
Dumping like 200$ on something then losing interest in like 2 months

[low hemlock]

only that many….Rookie Numbers

best up those numbers Pal💔🥀

[round mica]

Ah it happens but I always come back eventually. I still have Baldurs Gate and Cyberpunk installed in case I ever go back to autistically drool over them again

[round mica]

Those are my like main hyper fixations i have a lot more

[tall grove]

Baldurs gate mentioned
Peak game

I don’t even like turn based games it’s the exception

[round mica]

BG3 and CP2077 are my 2 favorite games to ever exist

[tall grove]

Haaaank! Don’t abbreviate cyberpunk! Haaaaaaaank!

[round mica]

I LOVE turn based games
If I had to choose a single type of games to play forever would be turn based
Thats why I love Rogue Trader and Chaos gate

[round mica]

I PUT THE YEAR NUMBER ON IT!!!

[tall grove]

I think the reason I like baldurs gate is because it’s deeper than lining up like napoleonic armies
I’ve never liked Pokémon or final fantasy

[tall grove]

You watched 2077 hours of CP

[round mica]

Oh God

[lusty estuary]

cyberpunk 2077 is a beautiful, enthralling story set in a universe i've loved for years and it also infuriates me to no end because of all of the things they decided to just either not include or completely ignore

[tall grove]

No anthro prostitutes
Literally unplayable

[round mica]

I love BG3 because of the depth. Not only gameplay but story and everything else on the game
Theres stuff I find out to this day about it

[round mica]

BASED

[tender horizon]

Play game with tabletop setting, love game, get into ttrpg, slowly stop loving game cause of all the shit it's missing

I want my militech eclipse CDPR

[round mica]

Real but I'm considering doing a Cyberpunk tattoo purely in how much I love that game

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-warhammer-40k-grenade-truth-nuke-gif-6248133608324632914

[lost flume]

Those have excuses in that 1. gift levels vary

[lusty estuary]

the world of cyberpunk is one that is a capitalistic hellscape nightmare torment nexus that has at the very least gotten one thing right where the constructs of sex and gender have been completely eroded away and people no longer really present themselves in ways that are traditionally masculine or feminine because why would they when things are so fluid and the game just says FUCK THAT!

[lost flume]

2. daemons are probably weakened

[tall grove]

I’m not even big into cyberpunk lore I just know that because I saw a YouTube short mentioning it

[marsh iris]

i like that the sea is full of AI sea mines

[lost flume]

Cyberpunk 2077 is more optimistic than our timeline /s

[tall grove]

Get “CP” tatted

[round mica]

[jade stump]

HANK DONT APPREIEVATE CYBERPUNK

HAAAAAAANK

[round mica]

I'm going to Kirk you

[tall grove]

Haaaaank!

[lusty estuary]

part of this is just because cd projekt red is cursed they've been fucking this shit up since the witcher

[marsh iris]

cyperbunk

[round mica]

[tall grove]

Counting or not counting maxtac brutality?

[round mica]

Half bat half man ALL FREAK

[tall grove]

We are Charlie kiiiiiiiiirk we caaaaaaaaaarry the flaaaaaame!

[round mica]

We are adam smasher we carry the flaaaame

We fight for big corpos

[tall grove]

The moist meister

[lusty estuary]

i think a lot of the design philosophy for 2077 actually sucks ass compared to the tabletop but that is admittedly a pretty pointless nitpick

its just

spider murphy

[tall grove]

So just Charlie Kirk

[lusty estuary]

i can't get over what they did to spider murphy in particular

[round mica]

Cyberpunk 2077 philosophy: everything is bleak, we cant change anything. We re all going to die

[tall grove]

Oh so just like real life

Cool

[lusty estuary]

no i'm not talking about the thematic throughline i'm talking about literally how they decided to design like clothing weapons and armor

[fast gorge]

type shit

[tall grove]

Shit

[lusty estuary]

most of it looks like SHIT!!!

[fast gorge]

CP2077 phantom liberty cosmetics were cooking

i can tactifuck and larp the whole game now

[round mica]

On that I can agree but I think its more to fit the in game aesthetic

People there have no sense of drip

[lusty estuary]

well no that's the thing

[rancid shore]

Bello

It is me

[tall grove]

So again, just like real life

[lusty estuary]

everyone in the cyberpunk universe is supposed to be neurotically obsessed with how they look

[rancid shore]

Recaf

[lusty estuary]

fashion is like half of the method for making a name for yourself in night city

[rancid shore]

What

[tall grove]

Salutations

[feral vessel]

good evening
big boi is back again I see?

[tall grove]

We are discussing CP

[feral vessel]

cyberpunk right

[fast gorge]

what happened to big boi earlier

[tall grove]

Sure

[feral vessel]

nothing

[round mica]

He died in a hit and run accident

[feral vessel]

he just appears like a phantom menace every other week

[lusty estuary]

spider murphy please spider murphy save us spider murphy.

[fast gorge]

nothing..happens?

[feral vessel]

like
a ghost almost

[fast gorge]

nothing ever happens

[tall grove]

He appears like the second coming of Christ every week

[tall grove]

Nothing ever happens

[round mica]

So not like actual christ that never showed up again

[feral vessel]

the west has fallen

[fast gorge]

[round mica]

[lusty estuary]

christ is literally coming back tomorrow

[fast gorge]

WRONG

[tall grove]

Yeah but much like the actual Christ he’s the best of us

[lusty estuary]

do you not read the newsletter?

[tall grove]

Billions must die

[lusty estuary]

billions must bake pie

[round mica]

Man came back too late to the party

Planet slowly dying, corpos rule us and soon we'll live like the people in Wall-E

[fast gorge]

atoma has fallen

[tall grove]

Yeah bro he’s fucking hate modern day lol

[round mica]

Billions must inject heroin into their system

[tall grove]

No
Nothing ever happens

[round mica]

#GloryToTheCartels

[fast gorge]

heard a guitar riff so heavy last night i larped as a heroin addict

i cant lie

[tall grove]

#wearethattraitorcaptain
can’t believe he was killed just for having different opinions

[lusty estuary]

#WeAreWolfer

[fast gorge]

We are captain wolfer.

[round mica]

Rest in piss

Won't be missed

#PACKWATCH

[fast gorge]

commander of all scab forces on a planet

only a captain

actual bum

[lusty estuary]

hold on let me put on the pirate version of we are charlie kirk so i can smile

[tall grove]

We carrrry the flaaaaaame

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/we-are-charlie-kirk-kirk-charlie-kirk-charlie-kirk-meme-losnaq-gif-11782483306246595750

[fast gorge]

like

at least be like

a colonel

or something

[lusty estuary]

we are francis drake his plunder our own together as a crew we'll make sailing known

[fast gorge]

PLUNDER THE NEW WORLD

KILL ALL SPANIARDS

🗣️

[lusty estuary]

i am the world's second ethical pirate

[fast gorge]

all actions taken against 1500's spain are morally justified

[tall grove]

Beat to the punch by anyone who pirates AAA games

[fast gorge]

dont come to gravelines tomorrow.

[lusty estuary]

well the world's first ethical pirate was sinan reis

nobody was ever able to do it like him until me here and now.

[rancid shore]

Heyo

What's up

[tall grove]

You just missed us talking about CP
now we’re talking about pirates

[lusty estuary]

stop talking about cheese pizza

[rancid shore]

Cyberpunk...right?

[tall grove]

R/cheesepizza

[fast gorge]

i fucking hate cheese pizza

[round mica]

I think we should blow jollys head smoove off

With a shotgun

[tall grove]

There’s a whole subreddit devoted to those 3D text CP memes called cheesepizza

[lusty estuary]

you think we should blow jolly?!

[round mica]

Point blank

[lusty estuary]

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!

[fast gorge]

supreme head game

[lyric frigate]

how the FUCK do i make this game run at 60 fps

[fast gorge]

SSS+ rank

[tall grove]

I am a minor so that’s diddyblud behaviour

[lusty estuary]

i'm sorry.

i'm sorry.

[round mica]

[lusty estuary]

i'm sorry.

[fast gorge]

its darktide, you dont

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-the-neat-part-you-dont-invincible-gif-27194608

[rancid shore]

Kill-

[lyric frigate]

who

[round mica]

Ok this made me chuckle

[fast gorge]

[lyric frigate]

like im not opposed to it just tell me who

[tall grove]

Lmao all good

[rancid shore]

Oh hey dude cute pfp

Wait did I not say that already?

[lusty estuary]

you keep saying that to everyone

[lyric frigate]

thank you its a crop from gay ship art

[rancid shore]

Not to everyone

[lusty estuary]

you're supposed to only say that about mine.

[tall grove]

Based

[rancid shore]

Nice

[lusty estuary]

grabbing you

[rancid shore]

Yours is very cute

[fast gorge]

they're fucking virus bombing my neighbourhood FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

[round mica]

Your pfp is very hot

It makes me feel things

[rancid shore]

Ayo?

[lusty estuary]

that's understandable

[fast gorge]

seek help

[tall grove]

Long ass neck lol

[fast gorge]

its a kobold they only live to be xp farmed

[round mica]

No i want to get worse

[lusty estuary]

hold on i need to decide if the time for an emote change is now

rolling a d20

it is

[round mica]

Nil can i use inspiration so you can re-roll to see if you can give me 10 dollars

[tall grove]

WoW kobolds maybe
Furry ones are adorable
They’re like chibi dragon people

[lusty estuary]

yeah sure

rolling now

fuck

15

[fast gorge]

doesnt pass the debt-requirement

[round mica]

[tall grove]

That ain’t that bad

[round mica]

I said i was going to install some darktide mods like 3 days ago and completely forgot to do that

[tall grove]

Do it now

[round mica]

Im at work

[lusty estuary]

everyone should just download my mod

[round mica]

2 hours till i can clock out still

[tall grove]

Don’t care

[round mica]

Whats ur mod

[lusty estuary]

tints the screen blue so it's harder to see

[round mica]

I'm going to vore you

[tall grove]

I am a minor

[round mica]

[round mica]

i'm sorry.

i'm sorry.

i'm sorry.

[tall grove]

I don’t have a PC

[round mica]

L

[tall grove]

Kek

[round mica]

Should've invested in a PC earlier

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/judy-hopps-judy-hopps-charlie-kirk-charlie-gif-5498053442313344961

[round mica]

Ram price is trough the roof rn

[lusty estuary]

thank you nvidia thank you ai thank you

[tall grove]

With what fucking money?

[round mica]

I am not clicking on that gif brovski

[lusty estuary]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/982519159210520576/998579813172387890/fuck_you.gif

[tall grove]

Can’t wait for the bubble to pop

[round mica]

Thank palantir and all genAI

[tall grove]

It’s peak

[round mica]

Glory to grok

[sage wyvern]

i love the train mission but my god people are so slow with the survival instincts of a dried pickle and sense of urgency of a dementia ridden sloth

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/ip-grabber-ip-grabber-thanos-gif-21846609

[tall grove]

Darktide players are bad
Who knew?

[round mica]

Train mission felt like a fever dream first time i completed it

Felt like i blinked and it it was over

[rancid shore]

New nil pfp

Rejoice everyone

[sage wyvern]

im like 4 carts ahead of my team and im just so lost on what they are doing

[lusty estuary]

i think genAI is depressing but all of the big game devs who have been shooting themselves in the foot coming forward to say "guys WE use ai and we're PROUD!" is really funny in, like, a gallows humor sort of way

literally the worst possible time for anyone to come out in support of genAI

[shell night]

What is up with people refusing to stay with the team on auric? Coherency does stuff, it doesn't matter if you think it doesn't matter when it actually helps everyone with free buffs. We literally get stronger if we stick together, so stick together.

[round mica]

Larian doing this was so fucking out of pocket

Especially since they were going on heavy with "we HATE AI guys"

[tall grove]

I also hate that they’re tainting the concept of AI
Ts isn’t AI it’s hurt generative learning algorithms

[hazy kestrel]

Suffer not the machine to think.

[rancid shore]

Spider noir detected

[lusty estuary]

the larian case in particular is funny because it's really just the CEO

[round mica]

AI is not bad
Generative AI is bad
Like ChatGPT, Grok etc

[round mica]

It's just such an unfortunate thing

[tall grove]

@grok is this true?

[hazy kestrel]

I miss when art and poetry had soul in it and wasn’t just AI slop.

[lusty estuary]

he's really insistent that they have to use AI in the early concepting stages for the new divinity game but he also admits that them using it has done nothing to impact the efficiency so it's like literally what was the point of any of this

you've commited social suicide for nothing

[round mica]

I prefer dogshit media made BY MEN!

[shell night]

I'm not completely defending the technology or saying it's flawless, but too many of you immediately hear "AI" in any form and assume it's bad. There are some legitimate use cases for thing like GenAI, but I'm afraid nuance is too often lost.

[lusty estuary]

see the thing is i agree with this but in these cases we're getting very specific examples of what they're using

[round mica]

In camps such as medicine and stuff is fine but art, writing and music or whatever should be completely abolished

[tall grove]

But yeah they need to stop bismirching AI
How else am I gonna get my protogen twink boyfriend in 2054?

[lusty estuary]

they're using generative ai image software and branches of chatgpt to create both concept art and placeholder text

which like the latter is entirely pointless because lorum ipsum exists and the former is dubiously sloppy

[round mica]

I'm hating AI till the point we can have androids from DBH so I can crack one of em

[hazy kestrel]

How did we go from Greco-Roman art, to the Renaissance, to Neo-Classicism, to Art Deco, to Modern Art, to “Modern Art”, and now, to AI generated slop?

I fucking hate it man.

[round mica]

Capitalism and its consequences

Unironically

[tall grove]

AI artists are such an oppressed group 😔
They’re literally like Jews during the holocaust

[hazy kestrel]

A FUCKING BANANA TAPED TO A WALL IS CONSIDERED MODERN ART.

And is worth millions.

[lusty estuary]

i think as it stands the shear hard push from all major corporations for the use of genAI makes any potential uses of it pretty moot

[round mica]

Well it certainly seemed to incite emotion over you and to react to it and reflect about it

Way better than AI slop tho

[hazy kestrel]

Damnit you’re right.

[lusty estuary]

if data centers weren't poisoning the earth i'd maybe be more willing to talk about it

[hazy kestrel]

I hate that you’re right Lynxiee.

[tall grove]

I wouldn’t
I don’t give a shit about that I care that it’s taking jobs away from people

[round mica]

The idea of that piece is exactly that btw
It makes you mad that it exists and its called art, therefore you think and contemplate about it

So it did the job

Lmao

[round mica]

Get banana'ed loser

[hazy kestrel]

Goddamnit.

[round mica]

[hazy kestrel]

I honestly blame the Dada movement for this current “Modern Art” nonsense.

[tall grove]

The what?

[median spruce]

dadaism

[hazy kestrel]

Marcel DuChamp’s “Readymade” art pieces was the beginning of the end.

[round mica]

I think the beginning of the end was Reagan

Everything goes back to that man

[tall grove]

The beginning of the end was the beginning

[hazy kestrel]

Back then I thought the “Fountain” was a “funny haha” art piece. Now it just makes me sad.

[median spruce]

end of the western hegemony started right there

[stuck wasp]

Warol's Modern Art is closer to the "Modern Nonsense art"

[round mica]

In the benining
In the
In the bennnininginging

Noo more monster

Im going to kill myself

[tall grove]

Hype

[round mica]

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah, but the Dada art movement was more about using existing commonplace things (like a urinal) and making “art” from them.

In the case of the Fountain, it’s just a urinal turned a certain way, and with the artist’s signature.

[lyric frigate]

i made darktide look like it came out 10 years ago and it still wont stay at 60 fps for more than 2 seconds im gonna KILL MYSE

[hazy kestrel]

Makes me think of the banana taped to a wall nonsense that we have now.

[round mica]

I think this is called being broke

[median spruce]

wasn't it just straight up anti-art? ww1 trauma n shid

[round mica]

Bum ahh mf

[hazy kestrel]

I think so yeah.

I don’t remember that movement too well besides the fountain.

[tall grove]

The fountain?
What?

[median spruce]

me neither tbh, i just remember we had a part on dadaism in highschool, which was roughly 20 years ago for me lmao

[round mica]

Ngl i stopped paying attention to them a long time ago

[hazy kestrel]

CEASE BEING UNEDUCATED WITH ART HISTORY. USE GOOGLE IMMEDIATELY.

[tall grove]

No

[shell night]

Ehhh there's tons of dumb, menial tasks in those fields that AI can do that a real person doesn't need to do. It's all about how the tool is applied, because executives and those who don't understand the technology act like it's a hammer and everything is a nail.

[lusty estuary]

dadaism was a radical form of anti-art that sought to pick out and point at the absurdity of societal constructs

[long crystal]

Where do I go to LFG?

[round mica]

Personman can you touch grass

[hazy kestrel]

No

[round mica]

Diddy blud

[lusty estuary]

it has roots in the nihilism born in the midpoint of WWI where everyone was really pissed at the world and the government

[hazy kestrel]

I was just outside, I’m talking about art now.

[tall grove]

Grass kills Warhammer fans

[round mica]

[round mica]

Truee

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/we-are-charlie-kirk-kirk-charlie-kirk-charlie-kirk-meme-losnaq-gif-11782483306246595750

[round mica]

Do you have that "son" charlie kirk

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-kirk-gguh-trending-meme-charlie-kirk-gif-260876314022351132

[hazy kestrel]

What the hell does this mean? I’m not well versed in modern slang.

[shell night]

Man I need to see that dude's face again like I need a hole in the neck

[lusty estuary]

the urinal fountain is a weird thing people whine about because like most pieces of modern art people try to point to as signs of like the degradation of society or whatever complaining about it is playing into the entire point of the art piece

[round mica]

Oh man you want to know. Oh the horrors....

[tall grove]

Buddy was even talking about gun violence before it lol

[lusty estuary]

in the case of the urinal art is something you piss on

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t, actually. I’d rather keep my innocence intact.

[round mica]

This one is so cursed

[shell night]

He died doing what he loved, being an incorrect bigot.

[tall grove]

Ts blessed

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-warhammer-40k-grenade-truth-nuke-gif-6248133608324632914

[round mica]

Counting or not counting necromunda gang violence?

[lyric frigate]

woke up a demonhost by accident

[hazy kestrel]

@lusty estuary, what’s your favorite art movement?

[elder merlin]

[hazy kestrel]

Just use a thammer.

[misty trench]

why you lot gotta remind me that chrlie kirk exists

sorry existed

[tall grove]

#zealot-class message

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-kirk-tony-stark-avengers-kirkified-gif-4618820868378725995

[round mica]

Erm

Because

We are all charlie kirk

We all carry the flame

We all fight for the gospel

[fair bridge]

why what happened

[misty trench]

he didn't quit while he was ahead

[tall grove]

#zealot-class message

[round mica]

Charlie Kirk pov

[misty trench]

someone will likely get upset that I'm "making jokes" despite me being dead serious

[shell night]

Look the sniper's scope flashes and there's a clear audio cue before they fire, it's Charlie's fault for not dodging

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-kirk-gif-390267820828463398

[fair bridge]

pretty sure all those people are gone now

[round mica]

He didnt lock in

[shell night]

One of the easiest specialists to deal with, smh

[tall grove]

I am making jokes

[misty trench]

for now

[round mica]

Me running away after Charlie Kirk paid me to shoot his ear to give him Trump aura but I lowkey blew his neck smoove off

[fair bridge]

speaking of snipers - has anyone had issues with them lately?

[round mica]

[molten matrix]

something something rule 11

[lofty jasper]

No.

[fair bridge]

maybe my timing's off but i never had issues dodging them before

[tall grove]

Yeah somebody that’d get mad at that doesn’t belong in polite society

[misty trench]

only issue I've had is occassionally getting shot at before the audio cue plays

[fair bridge]

yeah!

[lusty estuary]

it would honestly be dadaism probably

[fair bridge]

i've had that too

[misty trench]

which I'm assuming is some sorta lag

[round mica]

I thought I was the only one getting hit by this and maybe I was just dumb as fuck

[fair bridge]

i've had the stuttering too

[zinc marsh]

man i absolutely HATE surprise trepanations

[hazy kestrel]

Fair and valid, but also, you make me sad.

[round mica]

[lusty estuary]

it's the origin point for all surrealist and expressionist art movements to come after that hold the bulk of my favorite pieces of what a lot of people call modern art

[hazy kestrel]

I’m more of a Neo-Classicism fan.

[elder merlin]

He was a piece of shit that got shot by a trump supporter

[fair bridge]

who is trump

[elder merlin]

A cheeto

[round mica]

Dorito man

[lusty estuary]

elephant from horton hears a who i think

[fair bridge]

is it like that card game you can play where you have to have the highest card or something

that game kinda sucks

[round mica]

Address me.

[tall grove]

Who got hit better
JFK or Kirk?

[elder merlin]

War?

[zinc marsh]

idk first he was orange, then they put him in a peach, and now he's in some sort of white house i just hope its not the sanitorium again

[fair bridge]

no top trumps lol

[misty trench]

anyway the best art movement is postmodernist

not because it's the best art in actuality but because idiots don't understand what the word means because of internet brainrot

[round mica]

I'm afraid answering this is putting me in a CIA list

[elder merlin]

Your mum

[fair bridge]

you're already on one

[hazy kestrel]

What’s your favorite architectural style?

[tall grove]

Yeah
If you said Charlie they’d be mad you put his shooter over them

[zinc marsh]

Only one of these is a large tier conspiracy so i think we know the answer

[round mica]

Aquila what is your favorite warhammer legion and why its the Night Lords the coolest and most based legion?

[fair bridge]

stupid weezo likes the night lords ................

[tall grove]

Yeah but the other was really funny

[round mica]

Shut you WEEZO

[misty trench]

lego

[hazy kestrel]

Based

[fair bridge]

they announced a new lord of the rings set that'll cost like $650 USD

8000 pieces

it's so peak

[round mica]

Imagine paying for LEGO instead of actually building stuff with cinder blocks

Smh loser

[misty trench]

my favourite legion is the Red Corsairs because they have a sick backstory and Huron Blackheart is based

anyway that's my ted talk on why night lords are great

[fair bridge]

the block economy is crazy rn

[lofty jasper]

[round mica]

I am going to flay you alive

[rare sonnet]

lmao!

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/picklejuicelover69-gif-1483426411005875907

[fair bridge]

save me donald trump

[fast gorge]

jade emperor

[fair bridge]

please save me donald trump

[zinc marsh]

dont forget the lemon juice

[round mica]

Save me god emperor save me please

[fair bridge]

LMAO

i want an edit of that

just comp in a guardsman helmet and armor on that guy

[lusty estuary]

GET THESE PEOPLE AWAY FROM ME!!!

[misty trench]

ok gonna go get my bloodtest and xrays, catch yas later

[tall grove]

Beneficent emperor, if you can hear me, please save me

[round mica]

Get these greenskins away from me

[elder merlin]

[zinc marsh]

wait you're gonna actually catch me?

yoof

[tall grove]

Also goddamn look at how thin his arm is

[round mica]

Ciao big moderator man

[lusty estuary]

no that's just the sun

it's just obscuring most of his arm

[zinc marsh]

snap it like a pencil with me teeth

[lusty estuary]

once the cop breaks his window you see he has a normal human arm and not like a stick

[round mica]

Errmmm akshually its just the sun heavy breathing obscuring his arm...

[lusty estuary]

hey

i know i weigh 800lbs and my breathing is really loud but you don't need to mock me

[tall grove]

Yeah but it’s funnier to say he’s a stick figure

[lofty jasper]

[fair bridge]

we are the same

[jade stump]

that must mean you get alot of oxygen

[zinc marsh]

Hey, have you ever considered going to a game con but instead of doing serious cosplay you just dressed up like the old outdated nasa space suits and do moonbase alpha shitposting?

[tall grove]

Great unclean one

[round mica]

Needs a lot but cant breathe a lot

[jade stump]

the weight of those suits would be the biggest deterrent for me, no space gravity to lighten the load

[lusty estuary]

if you take one big breath every thirty minutes instead of multiple smaller breaths it's way more efficient and in fact it's even healthier in fact because the government put microscopic beads of nicotine in the air to make you buy more zyns

[zinc marsh]

only survivors will be allowed into the space marine programs

[round mica]

Have you ever considered going to a game con but instead of doing serious cosplay you just dressed up as a-

Wow

Did you guys see that

What the hell

[jade stump]

i did and got spooked

[fast gorge]

break the pencil

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/snow-leopard-notice-eyes-emoji-gif-3191136013928225250

[zinc marsh]

soldier shitposting and steal people's hats?
yeah i thought about that too

[grand terrace]

do rotten armour take extra melee dmg?

[tall grove]

Break the pencil to make the drawcels mad

[jade stump]

walk around with a tub of green paint, offer to trade paint for hats

[round mica]

They put cameras behind your eyes you should cut your eyes with a knife and remove them

[tall grove]

Opposite iirc

[zinc marsh]

tfw you see that smarmy fuck in runite armor trading trim for gold

[lusty estuary]

erm what the fluff are you talking about are you like crazy frog or some thing

[grand terrace]

dang

[dull hamlet]

Warhammer forty thousand

[tall grove]

Never heard of it

[elder merlin]

Lurker

[round mica]

Ding ding tantantann tananataan
Ding ding

[zinc marsh]

sorry i only have battlemace 5000

[dull hamlet]

🎹🎹🎹🎹 🗣️

[lusty estuary]

hey keep talking

don't stop.

be red now.

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/worms-skin-breaking-bad-gus-gif-25776725

[dull hamlet]

[fast gorge]

grey name racism must end

[round mica]

And Horus used the 40,000 warhammers to hurt the emperor and Emperors shouts "the warhammers were the friends we made along the way"

[lusty estuary]

why didnt horus and the emperor hash out their dispute with a nice game of pickleball

[tall grove]

Why did the emperor trust someone named Horus heresy? Is he stupid?

[elder merlin]

Alright, kill him

[round mica]

The ball was Sanguinius

[zinc marsh]

look i get that you're a worm in human skin but i did not ask for your ranting, I said i want a gargo's gutbuster XXL with extra sauce.

[nocturne bloom]

Melon baller activities 🔥 🔥 🔥

[zinc marsh]

look ok he was ballin tho

[dull hamlet]

Does the food suck in WH40K?

[tall grove]

Everything does
So yes

[round mica]

Why did the emperor name a guy girlyman? Is he stupid?

[fast gorge]

im keeping run and gun on my voidblast staff

[zinc marsh]

Only if you're poor.

[tall grove]

No he’s based
He had twink sons

[round mica]

"But Sanguinius is incapable of speech"

[zinc marsh]

girlyman rowboat was the best primoctagon

[round mica]

If you're not a noble, yeah you're eating slop, sludge and whatever else

[rancid shore]

Guys u have a serious question

I need help please

If I eat a ham sandwich with cheese in burger buns....is it a hamburger?

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/brain-damage-cat-hammer-bonk-kitten-gif-17025947340241767034

[round mica]

Maybe wall rats and a lil but of human meat in your rations

Not to mention the green sludge

[tall grove]

Mmmm
Slop 😋

[round mica]

Rowboat Girlyman the layer of eldars

[nocturne bloom]

Hamburgers are from Hamburg Germany, not the food Ham

[tall grove]

Again proving why he is the best primarch

[rancid shore]

What if it is served in that city then

[round mica]

Wrong Jesus invented Hamburguers along with the second amendment and boobs

[nocturne bloom]

Still has nothing to do with the food ham technically

[tall grove]

But did he invent femboys?

[nocturne bloom]

You'd eating a diet friendly hamburger

[round mica]

There's also the Khan who might've fucked bikes

[round mica]

Femboys created themselves because theyre just like that

[zinc marsh]

Technically no, unless the ham was one of those fake hams that are just glorified spam.

The central focus of burger isn't the buns, rather that the main filling is of ground/minced meat.

The reason its called a hamburger is because it was made from a guy from hamburg, thus it was a hamburger.

[marsh iris]

he's exhausting them bikes amirite

[zinc marsh]

Technically yes, using a hotdog in the center does leave it as a "burger"

[rancid shore]

Damn it

[round mica]

Arcee from Transformers reaction

[dull hamlet]

Cow pie! ||💩||

[elder merlin]

[tall grove]

Yeah well guilliman better #zealot-class message

[tall grove]

Peak

[rancid shore]

It is a very serious question paul

[tall grove]

Heavy sword mentioned?

[zinc marsh]

Wrong
You see, there was this place called Athens-

[tired steeple]

Heavy sword more like

Poo

[round mica]

Kratos created femboys because women couldn't handle the spartan might

[lusty estuary]

guilliman. please. you have to become a renegade primarch. you can't keep dealing with the imperium's shit anymore.

[round mica]

So only men could handle Kratos's third sword

[elder merlin]

We have to kill you now

[zinc marsh]

Kratos realizing if your wife is a man you can beat them all you want

[rancid shore]

WHY

WHAT DID I DO

[round mica]

Guilliman pLEASE fuck the eldar lady PLEASE GUILLIMAN i need you TO DO THIS

[elder merlin]

Too stupid to be left alive

[rancid shore]

Ouch...

[elder merlin]

Or because of puns

[marsh iris]

make elf marine babie

[elder merlin]

Either way

[tall grove]

Greek femboys were actually just child prostitutes btw

[lusty estuary]

he's already fucking his hot wife it's pointless to keep begging like this

[nocturne bloom]

Idk who we're killing but im game

[round mica]

Perfect child

[zinc marsh]

sadly i think they're too stupid to die

[tired steeple]

People shipping Guilliman and Yvraine can never do it normally. They always comment like they’re sitting in a cuck chair

[round mica]

I want a 20 long page describing this in the next Black Library book

NNNNNNNOOOOOOW

[round mica]

It's because I am

[tired steeple]

“Guilliman needs to BREED that elf and make Humeldar babies!”

[round mica]

I'm giving callouts

[tall grove]

Normalcy is for pussies

[lusty estuary]

get ian watson on this

[tired steeple]

Also the ship just sucks

[round mica]

Shut up

[tired steeple]

It’s like shipping your maths teacher and your English teacher cause one was present at the others birthday party

[round mica]

🗣️

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-kirk-iron-man-kirk-ironman-gif-9318029842837750053

[zinc marsh]

"look i'm just saying yvraine, you're both racist so is the child gonna be like double racist or is it gonna cancel eachother out?"

[round mica]

I just think you don't have any whimsy in your life

[tired steeple]

See what I mean it’s always about breeding it’s never about them as people

At least primarch yaoi has some backing to it when people draw it

[fast gorge]

gotta love breeding

[round mica]

"People" and "ultramarines" don't go together

[tall grove]

I for one want xenophile representation

[tired steeple]

I do too

[round mica]

Primarch yaoi incest?

[tired steeple]

No like

[lusty estuary]

well

[tired steeple]

Sanguinius and fuckin

Idk I saw good art of gay sangi art

[round mica]

I'm in

Im sold

[feral vessel]

the what now

[tall grove]

So just sangi art?

[tired steeple]

Yeah true lol

[feral vessel]

oh right

[lusty estuary]

the primarchs just aren't allowed to fuck anyone

[feral vessel]

HAPPY SANGUINALA EVERYONE

[zinc marsh]

Yvraine is a living ex-machina machine
Guilliman is literally a primarch who is not vulkan, Their ability to be "human" is limited by both their resignment from humanity and their advancement beyond it.

[lusty estuary]

we can't let this happen

[feral vessel]

ONE DAY EARLY

[tired steeple]

Idk I’ve seen primarchs getting drawn with humans

[tall grove]

Blood angels are the twink legion

[tired steeple]

It’s usually really gay

[round mica]

That third leg is not fitting inside a human

[tired steeple]

It isn’t. I can’t say what I want to say though

[tall grove]

Porn logic

[lusty estuary]

space marine mpreg is beautiful and we need this in a black library novel today.

[round mica]

Tell me in my dms

[feral vessel]

You wanna prove that?

[lusty estuary]

all i want for christmas is canonical space marine mpreg

[round mica]

Yeah i do actually

[zinc marsh]

who said its for fitting in?
Clearly yvraine is the top and she stays strapped.