general-chat

[knotty terrace]

Eh look at it this way bro it’s just another day that’s how I see it

[round mica]

Ahw, wish I could help you

[knotty terrace]

Now enough feeling sorry for ourselves we got heretics to kill

[timber elk]

I don’t wanna kill heretics….

I wanna fish and serve sushi

[knotty terrace]

Well I’ve got heretic 🍒 to punch now if you don’t mind

[rancid shore]

Ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok

So

[timber elk]

No

[round mica]

Been there, horrible stuff. But everything eventually goes away and gets better, even if its tiring fighting the loathing.

[rancid shore]

I swear I'm gonna have lamb chops for dinner

[timber elk]

Please do

[rancid shore]

🔪 c'mere

[timber elk]

Okay…

[rancid shore]

...nerd

[timber elk]

;~;

[rancid shore]

Hah

[fiery wave]

I haven't gotten anything that wasn't a regifted freebie for YEARS offline.

[amber delta]

6️⃣ 🤷‍♂️ 7️⃣

[round mica]

I'm also not getting that many Christmas gifts

Happens when you get older

[fiery wave]

Well, nothing for many years.

[round mica]

The only gift I got this year was one book

Thats about it

[timber elk]

It’s not that I’m not getting gifts. It’s just I wish it was something else other than money

Like someone actually putting in the effort “like what would Lamball like?” Instead of “yeah just toss the little bastard 30 bucks”

[round mica]

Usually people you give the money for you to choose something nice for yourself. I usually prefer receiving money rather than something else

[timber elk]

It’s a horrible gift

It has no meaning. No thought put through it and it’s lazy.

[somber stream]

It's the best gift!

[round mica]

I just might be greedy as hell because the moment I see money I get neuron activation

[somber stream]

Fuck soap and socks, GIMME MONEH

[timber elk]

At least with soap I can smell nice ;~;

[fiery wave]

I rather it than some free usb drive.

[somber stream]

You get to choose what you'd smell like with money

[fiery wave]

With a company branded on it.

[timber elk]

But my point still stands.

[rancid shore]

What book

[round mica]

Some times is not about the lack of effort and more about them wanting you to choose something for yourself. The money is just about what it could be to you, if you think its low effort, sure. But it might be someone wanting you to have means to buy anything

[rancid shore]

The fall of cadia?????

[round mica]

Mom told me I could choose so I'm scrolling my wishlist rn

[fiery wave]

Buy something you actually want instead of something you might not want.

[timber elk]

But it’s every year and the same people.

[rancid shore]

Oh

[round mica]

Yeah which is why I prefer money

[timber elk]

Like this year I told a couple of people jokingly (and hoping) “hey just get me a can of monster mango loco” but once again they didn’t listen and gave me money instead

[round mica]

So now you can buy the mango loco idk whats really the point here

[timber elk]

…..I don’t know either at this point

[round mica]

I think it just comes down that you aren't giving them feedback on how you feel about that

Maybe you could just say "id prefer if you actually got me something instead of money"

[rancid shore]

For crimmy I want 1 trillion in unmarked bills

[timber elk]

I do

[round mica]

If I got literally 10 dollars rn as a gift I'd be livid

[round mica]

Then idk really

[rancid shore]

But since that isn't possible idk a new wallet or some kind of fidget toy

[lusty estuary]

for christmas everyone must get me a present.

[round mica]

Can you give me 10 bucks as a gift

[lusty estuary]

let me roll a d20 to decide

[ivory dawn]

Spore mine

[lusty estuary]

2

[round mica]

Shit

[lusty estuary]

sorry no money for you

[rancid shore]

Piss

[round mica]

shit...

[lusty estuary]

JUST WHAT I WANTED!!!

[round mica]

Might as well kill myself now

[rancid shore]

If you do it I'll kill you

[lusty estuary]

don't kill yourself twin

[rancid shore]

AY YO NIL?1!1?1?1

[round mica]

Can you stop humping me im trying to like bleed out and die rn

[lusty estuary]

it's stopping the bleeding.

they taught me how to do this

[rancid shore]

.....

Fucking freaks

[fiery wave]

Yep, Steam wallet is also better than a game at times... Unless I have stated I really want X.

[round mica]

Freaky ahh med school

[round mica]

Agreed

[rancid shore]

True not twin

[fiery wave]

A 2. Not even a nat 1?

[dawn kite]

does powersword do no damage to cara in rotten armour?

i tried it like 4 times and I got 0 dps

[fiery wave]

Changed. You do heavily reduced damage till 50% hp enemy. Then reduced till 25%. 25% below, they take more damage.

[timber elk]

Just hit them with a krak grenade

It’s better that way if they have rotten armor

[twin flower]

crack grenade

[timber elk]

Shush you throws a krak grenade at them

[twin flower]

or.. magdump your bolbgun on it

[signal mason]

Do kraks even onetap anymore?

[twin flower]

[timber elk]

Yes

In fact kraks got a buff last patch

[fiery wave]

Dunno, but a Thunderhammer can't oneshot.

[twin flower]

Get the increased nade dmg if you wanna be sure

[fiery wave]

Same hit that will 1 shot a boss.

[timber elk]

No stinker uses hammer

[signal mason]

Cuz the reason kraks were working was because it could count as melee damage I thought

[sinful pecan]

Kraks fucking rock

[fiery wave]

Explosion.

[twin flower]

it kaboomies

[timber elk]

The name is slaps cool

[fiery wave]

Seperate damage type.

[twin flower]

all you need to know

[timber elk]

KRAK

WE LOVE KRAK WE LOVE KRAK

[fiery wave]

Bypasses more or less.

[round mica]

Krak grenades really have a fitting name

[twin flower]

I actualyl like Shredder more

[round mica]

It makes sense somehow

[timber elk]

Heretic 🫵

[sinful pecan]

I hate that I'm playing Zealot and can't use a krak grenade

[round mica]

Yeah that explosion is a krak grenade

[signal mason]

I need to get the monster spawner mod

[twin flower]

Bite me

[timber elk]

You disrespect YHWAW and the the god emperor 🫵

[elder merlin]

[twin flower]

Yahwow

[timber elk]

kraks them

Sorry that message was for macintosk

[round mica]

I don't worship the Corpse Emperor, fym

[sleek harness]

Should I illegally hunt boars to sell their meat and skin for money or should I help some random priest to check out a cave that supposedly have a demon inside

[sinful pecan]

Yhwach, the leader of the Sternritters?

[timber elk]

Not you lynxiee

[timber elk]

No actual god from trench crusade

[twin flower]

YHWH from Trench Crusade

He spelt wrong

[timber elk]

Like biblical god

[round mica]

I need to learn Trench Crusade lore man

Im really late to the party

Idk anything

[twin flower]

So the first crusade happened...

[timber elk]

Well do me and macintosk got you covered

[twin flower]

[signal mason]

Thats just biblical lore

[twin flower]

I went from : "so theres this dude called the Emperor"

[signal mason]

[round mica]

Do you? Calm down we escalating really quick here, buy me dinner first

[signal mason]

Thats the true name of god

Or the approximation given by the priests

[timber elk]

So a bunch of asshole knight Templars decided to listen to ancient evil while in Jerusalem and unleashed a hell portal letting demons poor out by the dozens

[signal mason]

Since name is eldritch unspeakable

[twin flower]

Didnt they more like molest a heretical artifact and started convening with demons

[timber elk]

The event was called “the ultimate heresy”

[twin flower]

the ultimate herussy

[timber elk]

More or less

[signal mason]

This is an allegory for banking

[round mica]

The only thing I know about Trench Crusade is that I'm most probably siding with Hell here

[timber elk]

Shush you krak greandes them

[round mica]

From what I saw they got the fucking RAWEST designs

[twin flower]

Which side of Hell

[timber elk]

You actually wouldn’t want to

[twin flower]

They got a LOT

I love them all

[timber elk]

You will be suffering not only in physical and mental pain but spiritual pain

[twin flower]

To be fair I prolly got favourites for each faction lmao

[signal mason]

Witch

[gritty carbon]

whats the trench crusade

[round mica]

I wouldn't want to side with Night Lords as well but theyre my favorite legion, I'm saying as in I'll prob enjoy hell a lot more

[timber elk]

Than your eternal damnation starts

[round mica]

Like their lore and stuff

[timber elk]

So anyway as I was saying

[round mica]

Hell yeah

[twin flower]

Morbid and grim

[round mica]

Whats the ones that got the bomb witch

[timber elk]

800 years heaven and hell battled it out on earth. Hell is constantly getting more and more powerful since they don’t have any restrictions (unless your a human) and a 3rd of humanity’s population joined hell

Meanwhile new Antioch is literally the only thing keeping hell away from other countries

New Antioch is the home of all Christiandom

[twin flower]

Its just mentioned they belong to the Heretic Legions generally

[round mica]

So what I'm hearing is I gotta hope New Antioch falls

[twin flower]

So each baron of hell prolly trains their own versions of the witches

[signal mason]

Sultanate?

[round mica]

What are all available heretic legions

[timber elk]

Shhhhhh

[signal mason]

The ethiopians

[timber elk]

I SAID SHHHH HERETIC🗣️🗣️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️

[twin flower]

Speaking off.. They have dark ancient scriptured written on their artilleries that just unmakes your very being

[signal mason]

The aetheist tech dudes

[timber elk]

krak grenades them

[sleek harness]

@fiery wave don't Eula_Stare me, this is the most important question I ever made to yall

[signal mason]

Go fight the demon

Use the runes to bind it

You will make way more from a demon than a boar

[sleek harness]

Turns out the demon is someone in armor and now I am stuck in a mine with him

[gilded socket]

Dude my circadian rhythm is fucked

[sleek harness]

Also he stole my clothes

[round mica]

Cave and then after that go boat hunting

[gilded socket]

I cant sleep

[twin flower]

Well there's the the Court of the Seven Headed Serpent, referencing the 7 sins

[gilded socket]

I cant relax

[timber elk]

Plus a favorite part of trench crusade lore I like to talk about is the corpse wars

[gilded socket]

My body and back ache

[twin flower]

Right now we only see Greed and uhh

[sleek harness]

Go take sun light

[signal mason]

The runes will still work

[sleek harness]

I heard it helps

[timber elk]

Gluttony

[fiery wave]

Go rizz up the Demon and get back your clothes.

[twin flower]

Whats Beelzebubs again

[signal mason]

Cant its black and snowy

[signal mason]

Plague

Methinks

[round mica]

Warn me when we see lust

[timber elk]

WHAT. IS. HIS. SIN

[sleek harness]

Sadly when I am naked my rizz skill check gets worse

[round mica]

[timber elk]

NOT SPECIALITY

[signal mason]

Being sick is a sin

[timber elk]

The fuck it is!?

[twin flower]

There's actually speculation that Lilith is holding the Seat of Lust

No official lore yet tho but some implications

[round mica]

HELL YEAH LILITH MENTIONED

[signal mason]

the body is the temple the lord has given, what right do you have to marr his temple with the works of beelzebub

[timber elk]

And who ever is the sin of sloth is probably the longest on the throne

[twin flower]

Beel is Black Grail, which is his own thing

[twin flower]

Cain is there somewhere in the lore too

[timber elk]

Cain is a killer he trains the death commandos

[twin flower]

Deep in the bowels of hell training Death Kommandos

[round mica]

Is there gonna be a black legion which seeks favor from every heretic stuff

[twin flower]

Hells yeah

[round mica]

Or will they all be separate things

[timber elk]

Technically the black grail is the black legion

[twin flower]

So far, we know that people choose a Lord you follow from hell

[timber elk]

Since the black grail constantly is gaining new war bands

[twin flower]

The most famous is Mammon

[round mica]

I see

[round mica]

Cool

[timber elk]

Plus Joan of arc is also in trench crusade lore

Can I talk about her Mac?

[round mica]

Did she also get burned

[twin flower]

And Vlad the Impaler

[twin flower]

Do it

[timber elk]

No so actually she turned out to be a living saint. So during a war known as the corpse war. The black grail constructed the first ever hegemon, a demonic being of untold power and the first of its kind. Joan being the bad bitch she is. Literally carried the entire war on her back. Beat back the plagues and diseases and killed the 100ft tall demon in single combat

Unfortunately I just recently learned she died in her fight with the hegemon

[amber delta]

whatchu nerds talking about

[timber elk]

Teaching Lynxiee trench crusade

[sleek harness]

A demon took me to his dungeon

[timber elk]

However the best part is about the corpse war is its left in mystery. So a lot of people speculate Joan of arc is very powerful and took on the black grail herself

[twin flower]

did you like it

[timber elk]

Joan of arc makes our saints and god emperor look like toddlers in comparison to her power

[round mica]

L

[sleek harness]

No he took my clothes while I was uncontious and then proceeded to chase me with an axe

[twin flower]

My headcanon is that they developed some kind of new tactic fighting against the grail

so u had a good time

[signal mason]

You know the god emperor custodes+sos also fought 100 foot tall demons... when magnus broke open a hole in the webway

[timber elk]

Yes but Joan of arc is waifu material

Badass waifu material

Because she did everything herself

[amber delta]

if she so badass why she dead

[timber elk]

Because the hegemon is equal too a saints power. Plus it literally just came out the birthing process so it was at its most feral and deadly

[amber delta]

damn lost to a demon toddler

[timber elk]

To be fair it is beelzebubs finest creation

[twin flower]

That moji is making my head spin

[faint charm]

fantasy lore is far better written than 40000 tbh

[timber elk]

^

[amber delta]

sorry

[twin flower]

[faint charm]

fantasy feels like a huggable nerd but 40k kinda icky

[timber elk]

so far only two ever hegemons ever existed

Rex and uhh….mac what was the other ones name

I know it was a female hegemon

[twin flower]

Rex is the female one

[timber elk]

I thought Rex was the male

[twin flower]

Its a play on words apparently

[timber elk]

Wait a second I didn’t even they are gendered

[twin flower]

Asa far as I've heard anyway

[timber elk]

Why the fuck do plagues and diseases have genders?

[twin flower]

but she was birthed on like millions of bodies that was afflicted with the plague

[timber elk]

Oh

[twin flower]

its speculatated since that the disease hits you spiritually as well those dead people that formed her sort of became her consiousness etc etc

[timber elk]

Oh thats right because the black grail leaves you conscious

And aware of your pain and suffering

[twin flower]

And now there's a sub variant of the Black Grail thats also just as horrifying

[timber elk]

BEELIE MADE A VARIANT!?

WHAT IS IT

[twin flower]

It developed on its own as far as I know, but this one is called the Great Hunger

[timber elk]

<.<

[twin flower]

unlock the Black Grail this one can stay dormant

[timber elk]

Let me guess

It causes famine and cannibalism

[round mica]

That boutta be my ass on christmas

🗣️

[twin flower]

It festers differently yeah

[signal mason]

Still not sure how hell hasnt taken more ground

[twin flower]

The passage about it is kinda morbid tho

[twin flower]

They more or less have more territories

[timber elk]

The iron wall and new Antioch be like:

[round mica]

That shit gonna fall like Cadia soon

[twin flower]

Also they in-fight alot

[round mica]

Can already see it

[signal mason]

I mean north/south america

[twin flower]

It already did

and get this

[round mica]

L

[twin flower]

They built it again!

[round mica]

Ahw

[timber elk]

Supposedly they are just chilling

[faint charm]

so uhh

[round mica]

Well its always funnier the second time

[faint charm]

whats the material differences between flak armour and cara

[twin flower]

Antioch was of great strategic importance they went back in there and rebuilt the city and called it new antioch

[faint charm]

cara

[round mica]

Carapace is those big ogryns with armor

[timber elk]

Carapace?

[round mica]

Flak is most enemies that have armor

[faint charm]

yeah carapace armor

i mean in lorewise

[signal mason]

Yeah, since apparently hell runs the seas.... how have they not gotten strongholds in greenland/iceland, south america and north america

[timber elk]

Like Mac said. They in fight a lot.

[round mica]

Flak is like your bullet proof vest and carapace is armor

[twin flower]

Atm native americans know whats happening in europe and somehow driving them back into the sea

[faint charm]

so like the material itself is largely similar?

[round mica]

Carapace is like your average medieval knight armor but stronger

[rancid shore]

Knight in shinning carapace

[faint charm]

ew

[signal mason]

Even then lol

[round mica]

Pretty sure it is the same but denser so it protects a lot more at the cost of agility, yeah

[faint charm]

ohh

[rancid shore]

Like...armor

[faint charm]

so its just probably

space steel

[twin flower]

Well if it makes you feel any better, present time lore indicates Hell is preparing for a major assault

[round mica]

Flak armor is your fictional bullet proof vest, its good but its not like an actual suit of armor

[twin flower]

implying they might have actually worked together this time

[faint charm]

ah

[signal mason]

It does lol

[faint charm]

only the breastplate

[round mica]

Iirc yeah

[signal mason]

Like beez could make the smallpox blankets look like a dream

[round mica]

Flak is just the torso armor

[timber elk]

The only problem is we don’t know who leading the assault or where they are attacking

Everyone is guessing new Antioch again

[faint charm]

idk man if im going to space war

im not wearing torso armor

or helmet

i'd rather have like

[twin flower]

Well the only major portal to hell is right next to them

[faint charm]

good glove and boots

[twin flower]

And the Northerners are fighting a moving portal that randomly opens

[timber elk]

Well you also have the hell portal in the north which would allow them conjure enough forces

[round mica]

I mean you might as well go naked because flak won't stop a bolter round, plasma gun, melta nor any of the shenanigans the necrons have

[rancid shore]

Does anyone want my eyeballs?

[round mica]

Necrons can literally reduce dreadnoughts to dust

[faint charm]

yeah

[twin flower]

Yeah, hence why we haven't seen any much support from them because the people are busy fighting that instead, iirc

[faint charm]

i mean it won't really do much shit its just dead weight

[rancid shore]

My workplace made a workplace animation with AI slop

[faint charm]

but good gloves and boots

it's useful 24/7

[rancid shore]

Wait what's going on here?

[faint charm]

if i need to pack my wargear with like 500$ budget

[twin flower]

[timber elk]

We’re talking about trench crusade

[twin flower]

anarchy

[faint charm]

i'll put like 450$ for gloves and boots

[timber elk]

Or they could be making a major assault on the iron wall

[faint charm]

no maybe like 250 because i need like 150 on backpack

[signal mason]

You get issued gear my man

[timber elk]

Since everytime Ariel units fly over it. Those big fucking cats destory them

[signal mason]

You dont get a choice

[rancid shore]

Oh ok

[faint charm]

issued gears suck

[rancid shore]

So wait...Kriegers being talked about or?

[twin flower]

They've tried going under as well and they get stopped by the Sultanates Sappers

[faint charm]

because they only care about combat ability or stupid shit like that

[signal mason]

Well if you are "joining" the guard you cant afford anything better lol

[round mica]

Technically they didnt specify so they be mercenaries or heretics

[timber elk]

So they probably getting really tired of having their planes splashed out of the sky and needs to take out those cats

[round mica]

Which could actually be buying stuff

[rancid shore]

Are empirium mercs a thing?

[round mica]

Yeah

[twin flower]

If they can get close

[timber elk]

They don’t need to take the gates. They just need to take out the cats.

[rancid shore]

Oh ok cool

[faint charm]

theres gotta be a lot of contract soldiers in empire

[round mica]

Theres a LOT of gangs and mercenaries

[signal mason]

Was referring to the case of dealing with necrons lol

[round mica]

Like

A LLOOOOOOOT

[faint charm]

i'd rather join the heretics

[timber elk]

Because doesn’t the lore say taking care of the cats are EXTREMELY expensive?

[rancid shore]

I know that WH fantasy has like...the orgre mercs

[round mica]

How to fight necrons 101: kill yourself, its easier than trying to actually fight them

[rancid shore]

But since emporium hates xenos I doubt they would contract xeno mercs

[twin flower]

Well they're like humongous, idk if they even eat as well but some kind of Alechemical maintenance is done on them

[timber elk]

Which is why I said extremely expensive

[faint charm]

thought some inquisitors got like kroot mercs

kroot?

[signal mason]

I mean gauss is probably a faster death than lasgun

[faint charm]

those hungry birds

[round mica]

You saying emporium is really funny

[rancid shore]

Ah shit....

[marsh iris]

emporium of man, get your finest selection

[round mica]

A good lasgun shot to the brain

[timber elk]

Because somewhere in the lore it’s said that the cost of taking care of the cats is double the amount of a higher ups salary

[rancid shore]

Eh too lazy to fix it now

[twin flower]

Big muscly chimera cats gotta eat too

[stone ice]

Is it just me or are the servers cooked? I'm lagging like a mf

[rancid shore]

Welcome to fatshark

[signal mason]

More likely a commisar would bodyshot you before you could get the shot off

Just to be a dick

[round mica]

Servers always been cooked its fatshark

[timber elk]

Quick. We must consult the elder gods

[twin flower]

Well they get no shortage of riches, they seem raid alot outside the walls , like historical janissaries.

[round mica]

Its not unlikely of Imperium to some times form a temporary alliance with xenos to fight a common enemy

But after its done they go back to killing each other

[faint charm]

i wish the common enemy was the corporations but

[rancid shore]

I know the did it with Orks and necrons...I think dark eldar too

[faint charm]

sad

[round mica]

They did with a lot of xenos races troughtout history

[rancid shore]

I see

[marsh iris]

i wonder if theres some obscure hive world run buy corps instead of nobles

[rancid shore]

Did I ever say I like the salamander chapters?

[timber elk]

Okay so I looked it up.

It says it costs a sultans entire salary of a entire district region

Of alchemical supplies

[twin flower]

Dear lawd

More expensive than I thought it was

[round mica]

Probably, you could maybe see as the nobles having a corp, so that could kinda count towards that

[timber elk]

So if the heretics manage to take out the buraq takwins. They could have a easy path to victory

[round mica]

Fire and anvil or whatever the salamanders say

[rancid shore]

Idk...

I know that they are cool

Pun not intended

[timber elk]

Would require a lot of anti-tank or a hegemon

[twin flower]

Hmm dunno about that, its one less obstacle, but the Sultan and I quote "Makes his points with artillary bombardment"

Theres still like mega big cannons atop the iron wall manned by the Brazen Bulls

[timber elk]

True but the buraqs are the main reason for the Ariel planes getting splashed

[round mica]

With the amount of planets systems and stuff around 40k which is left unexplored there might be or you could create your own tbh. The universe is too vast and yet untouched by the Imperium so there might be an old abandoned human world ran by a corpo without contact to the Imperium yet to this day

[timber elk]

So if they were able to kill the winged beasts. They could do a massive push in both air and ground forces and overwhelm the wall by climbing it

And paratroopers

[twin flower]

Wonder if hell already has like big demons theyre planning to pit against the burqas

[timber elk]

Than the Ariel bombs can take care of the artillery placements and the big cannon

[twin flower]

I read that theres liek a mystical whirlwind as well that lowkey shields the sultanate

[timber elk]

Wouldn’t matter if your being shot by like 100 heretics

Plus you also have to deal with the fact the heretics are gonna be bringing a bunch of higher demons

[twin flower]

I would like to see that so bad

[timber elk]

I made it sound cool as fuck😎

[faint charm]

i wonder how emperor smells

[timber elk]

Incense and candles

[faint charm]

gives me cheap mens cologne vibe

[twin flower]

and half rotten flesh prolly

[faint charm]

eww

[round mica]

As of currently bodily fluids and rotten

[faint charm]

does he still poop

[twin flower]

I'd imagine the skies just being filled with fighter planes alongside some winged demons on their way to the sultanate

[rancid shore]

Question, anyone here played Titanfall 2?

[round mica]

But before the Horus Heresy he could smell whatever he wanted due to his psyker powers

[twin flower]

golden throne has a build in toilet

[faint charm]

probably picked something like cheap businessmen cologne eww

[round mica]

No because theres nothing really to poop out, hes rotten and many of his organs literally dont work
Hes only being kept alive with the life essence of a bazillion psykers

That are sacrificed to him

[faint charm]

he really is a liability

[round mica]

I'd bet his colonge choices were bad yeah

[round mica]

No he isn't

Imperium NEEDS Emps to be "alive" enough on the Throne

[faint charm]

he's an old rich man who gets benefit from the government

[round mica]

Without him intergalactic voyage would be IMPOSSIBLE

People wouldn't be able to travel to the warp

[faint charm]

why would we even need intergalactic vovage

[round mica]

Communication with other planets would not exist

[faint charm]

for space logistic corpo stock price?

[round mica]

And daemons would tear portals into Terra

[round mica]

How do you think people go from planet 1 to planet 5?

Warp travel

[twin flower]

Should just let it happen, and begin the Great Crusade 2.0 arc

[round mica]

The Emperor acts as a big guiding light showing the way

[faint charm]

like umm

turn the ship engine

[round mica]

Navigators see that light and help the ship to go where they want to go

[faint charm]

max

[twin flower]

That's still just travelling tho

[faint charm]

yeah just ditch the warp travel

[twin flower]

Warp travels cut the distance by a alot

[round mica]

The problem is that you'd need someone to temporarily sit at the throne as he dies and revives due to him being a perpetual

That is if he comes back at this point

And ever since Malcador theres no one that strong to hold the power of the golden throne

[twin flower]

Cough Starchild concept cough

[round mica]

Which is also failing as of currently

[faint charm]

damn

sigmar is far cooler

[round mica]

Different concepts

Emperor is forced to sit with no way to control the uncontrollable decay of his own empire

And its slowly dying to the thing he fought against the most

Religion and the consequences of his lack of emotions to his creations

Had it not been for the fact he never saw anyone else other than a tool to his great plan, Horus might've never fallen to chaos

Nor Angron or anyone

[faint charm]

think he just been stupid

[twin flower]

I think he failed to see the effect the warp would have on him as well

[round mica]

Not stupid, but too proud, and Emps is a narcissist by definition iirc

[faint charm]

i mean you can be both smart and proud but if you let your pride fuck you up then ur not so smart

[round mica]

He failed to see the primarchs as his son, actually
There has never been love between them, only manipulation. He expected blind loyalty of an object which will never fail you, with no demands or complaining

He never cared for them

[faint charm]

extremely stupid thing to do

[twin flower]

Huh, weren't there moments he show affection, tho albeit small

[round mica]

That's the whole point of the sin of pride

It gets in the way

[faint charm]

ye

[lyric badger]

good mornin chat

[faint charm]

thank god i got bottom low self esteem

[twin flower]

I mean to be fair, if you had tremendous power rivaling that of a god, you'll prolly develop some kind of complex

[round mica]

Pretty much thrown aside in a dialogue him and Malcador have between themselves where Emps goes on he never cared or saw Malchador as a friend
Malcador was only there to be manipulated as well, for him to control governors and the diplomacy that was beneath of his attention

Every "moments" he might've had were at best acting

[faint charm]

i think i'd probably go super paranoiac

and just try my best to hide myself

like

[round mica]

Malcador got to the point of even crying at realization that Emperor never cared for him

[twin flower]

See, it like differs

[lusty estuary]

if the emperor had just played more video games during the 2000s and 2010s he would've been normal

[faint charm]

not like 'i should do something big and plan big so i can control everything' more like

idk

[faint charm]

this

[round mica]

That wasn't the point of his plan though

[lusty estuary]

when the emperor was in his peak gooner mode sitting on his bare butt all day in a dark apartment there was a two pronged rode

either transition or become evil

evidently he chose wrong

[faint charm]

yeah probably ur right

i dont understand egomaniacs

[round mica]

Emperor wanted the Imperium to rise and for humanity to lead everything, not specifically him but there was no else beside him powerful enough to provide that
The problem his plans never got finished because Magnus

[faint charm]

40k lore sounds so goofy to me when it's about emperor like i don't fucking get why he's doing that

[twin flower]

There was an attempt

[faint charm]

omg

now i get it

my gf is like emperor

[round mica]

I would bet its more about the inconsistency due to 40k being old as fuck and MULTIPLE
authors trough out every book, which are retconned or authors lowkey ignoring plot points estabilished by previous authors

[twin flower]

I do wonder why Big E just didnt show up during humanitys peak, like just before the Dark Age of Technology

[round mica]

But not EVERYTHING was Emperors fault

[faint charm]

o yeah that also

[round mica]

You still have Erebus

[twin flower]

It sounded like it was closer to what he was trying to achieve

[faint charm]

i just hate the guy can i just hate on emperor please

my favorite vice president is lorgar

[round mica]

Never expanded upon by theorized he did show up but he disguised himself

So he then decided to finally go "fuck imma just be me now"

And then he turned into a golden 20ft man

[twin flower]

So he did nothing

[faint charm]

why he so obsessed with gold

[round mica]

Why not

[twin flower]

Status

[round mica]

Looks cool

[faint charm]

personally i think gold is overrated af

in aesthetical sense

[twin flower]

You're soon gonna be the figurehead for all of humanity

Wjat would you choose?

[faint charm]

if its gotta be metal

probably silver

or copper

looks better imo

[round mica]

Theorized he disguised himself as prophets and historical figures
One time Emps was prob the old equivalent of Jesus Christ in 40k lore

[twin flower]

Saw that, actually pretty well implied

[amber delta]

look all I'm saying is that if you're a godlike being and you create godlike sons and your attention spans entire known galaxy I think it's reasonable to assume you might not have the time to give your sons attention and they should probably be a bit less of manchildren and understand what's going on

[twin flower]

Didnt some sorta did

One misstep was prolly that they didnt know what the Warp was til it was too late

[round mica]

I think he knew if he was to try and get control of entirety of earth there would be NO way everyone would agree
So small manipulations to fuck the world into a status where people are begging for a savior was his to-go. So when the world was most needed of a savior he showed up in literal golden armor

[amber delta]

that is true

[faint charm]

my point is if ur a godlike being and if u created demigod like beings

thats the most dangerous thing u created wtf why are you neglecting them

like

[round mica]

The problem wasnt that he created god like beings as sons

It was the fact they were scattered around the universe

[delicate kite]

Guys need your help

Didn’t some miniature have the same look as some cosmetic on hive scum ?

[round mica]

Where they all experienced very different childhoods

Some had unreparable trauma

[delicate kite]

I swear I saw it before but can’t find it

[faint charm]

okay if i was an emperor the first and the most important thing about my primarch project is something like killswitch

[round mica]

Others had decent childhoods

Different origins and experiences

[gritty carbon]

angron moment

[faint charm]

im not talking about lack of love i just dont get why theres no killswitch

[twin flower]

He actually might have had one

[round mica]

And Emps never did give them enough light that would see the Emps as a good father

[faint charm]

o

[twin flower]

Should see what he did to the first batch of super soldiers he made

[round mica]

Yup

[twin flower]

Or more like.. second?

[round mica]

Because they were useful and wasting resources to make more is worse than using what you already have

[fast gorge]

[faint charm]

terrible planner....

[twin flower]

That line he said to angron killed me tho

[faint charm]

every plan A is just as good as plan B

[twin flower]

Truly was a pos

Well for the Primarch project aka his sons

There was no plan B

He worked with what he had

[round mica]

Yeah he probably had one
But one small problem
Chaos
Chaos warped the Primarchs so much Horus actually stood a chance against him as Big E was still trying to convince Horus (aka holding back a lil)

[twin flower]

Even if they were mentally broken

[faint charm]

is killswitch really that hard

like bomb collar

[twin flower]

i mean he prolly had plands to get rid of them once they did what they were made for ngl

[round mica]

Would never work on Vulkan or Magnus lol

[faint charm]

then uhh

give them something like fentanyl so they cannot betray you

[round mica]

I unironically think he'd give his sons a place in his empire but would dispose of the space marines

[twin flower]

Lmao

[obtuse oak]

I dont think there's any killswitch he could've implemented in them that a determined primarch wouldn't be crafty enough to rid themselves of

[twin flower]

space fent

[obtuse oak]

Especially when Chaos gets involved

[faint charm]

yeah he's a busy man

just give em drugs

[round mica]

Except Angron
Just yank the nails

[faint charm]

he trusted his sons too much

for no reason

[round mica]

No he didnt LMAO

[shy sandal]

It's the thought that matters 💔

[twin flower]

Hmm, fair, but wouldn't that backfire since they sorta call their legions as sons as well

[round mica]

If there was one thing the Emps ever shared with anyone was trust

[obtuse oak]

I don't think he trusted them enough

The real problem is that he didn't tell them the truth about Chaos and the Warp

[faint charm]

then why no bomb collar

[blazing hawk]

I don't like Hive scum

A good Hive scum player just trivialises my funny auric game

[faint charm]

primarchs had way too much autonomy

[round mica]

Probably
But as Sigismund told Loken
The universe is ever expanding and ever changing. There was no way Big E would ever achieve had he had
The imperium would be an ever infinite growing empire so the primarchs and space marines would be existing still

[faint charm]

imo

[round mica]

They didnt

[faint charm]

the most trustable son was like probably angron

predictable

[blazing hawk]

I want to play Paulgryn but the SCUM keep shooting THE ARMOURED ENEMIES I WANNA HIT

[tender horizon]

Angron hated the imperium

And the emperor

[twin flower]

Hmmmm

[shy sandal]

He's like that parent who tells his kids to never do drugs, refuses to explain why drugs are bad, and becomes shocked when his favorite son... did drugs

[twin flower]

Naah

[faint charm]

yeah he's angry and you know the reason

that's good

[obtuse oak]

And yeah it wasn't part of the primarch project to have them all scattered across the galaxy and raised among entirely disparate societies where Big E couldn't control their development. It's not a coincidence that the most traitorous elements of the traitor legions were those from the Primarchs homeworld, while the Terran space marines were often loyalists that had to be purged

[round mica]

Angron is not predictable to the fact hes a rabid beast. You can put a collar in it and expect to it to bite but you never may know where

Or when

[twin flower]

Loken

[faint charm]

the worst is like lion or bob

[faint charm]

rabid beast is better than distant son

[twin flower]

ahh yes.. bob.

[round mica]

Bitch the distant sons were mostly the ones that stayed loyal

[twin flower]

bob?

[faint charm]

yeah the robert G

[shy sandal]

Angron Son or Fulgrim Daughter?

[round mica]

HORUS WAS THE ONE HE MOST INTERACTED WITH AND HOW THAT WORKED OUT

HUH?

[faint charm]

yeah probably shouldve spend some effort in bomb collar if he had that much time...

[round mica]

Konrad Curze daughter

[round mica]

Rip to the real one

[faint charm]

mmm angron

like

folks, think like a mafia boss

[shy sandal]

Alt goth girl with daddy issues. Good lord

[faint charm]

angron is perfect tool

[round mica]

And shes into gore as well

[faint charm]

lion and bob

[round mica]

Cant forget

[faint charm]

you gotta be careful about them

[twin flower]

I who the hell is bob?!

[round mica]

The difference betwen Night Lords and Raven Guard is that one visited liveleak when they were a child and the other didnt

[faint charm]

ultramarine CEO

forgot his spell

[twin flower]

Roberto you fool!

[shy sandal]

Robert Gorilla Man

[twin flower]

Guilliman

[faint charm]

yes bob

bob the guilliman

[twin flower]

Dont you mean

Girlyman?

[obtuse oak]

Roboute Guiliman

[round mica]

Spreadsheet man

The excel pro

[twin flower]

what he said

[shy sandal]

One of them hears evanescense, the other hears "Oh Shit I'm Feeling It"

[faint charm]

roboute

[sleek harness]

Bob

[faint charm]

he is bob...

[twin flower]

Rubbertoe better

[round mica]

Ones into Evanescense and the other one is into Korn

[faint charm]

you can trust angron because his motives are very clear

and he uhh cannot develop more sophiscated movites

[twin flower]

[round mica]

Rubbertoe Girlyman, layer of eldars and potential saviour of humanity son

[twin flower]

Kill everyone for the sake of compliance clear?

[round mica]

You need to read some Black Library books bro

[faint charm]

i dont like reading

[twin flower]

heh, layer of eldar

i like that

[faint charm]

im a bookophobe

[round mica]

Yeah now I see why you think Angron was the most trustworthy son

[faint charm]

books are below me

[gritty carbon]

alpharius is the most trustworthy son

[round mica]

Guiliman x Yyvraine is real in my heart

[round mica]

"Tzeentch is the most trustworthy strategist" ahh sentence

[shy sandal]

I like how half the nightlord fanbase treats Curze as a silly lil guy who is crazy and angsty. And the other is just into the faction because they want to be terrorists

[twin flower]

preach it

[gritty carbon]

i wanna see the khan's reaction

[round mica]

I'm a bit of both

[round mica]

He's the drunk uncle at parties who'd yell slurs at the cousin that has a gf of some minority group

He wouldnt dare to touch Yvraine but hed say things for sure

[faint charm]

is khan a racist

[round mica]

No im just memeing

[faint charm]

ok

[round mica]

Khan is very based

[gritty carbon]

sounds more like lion kek

[round mica]

Probably the most based of all other primarchs

[twin flower]

Isnt Jagatai like the most reasoble as well

out of the bunch anyway

[gritty carbon]

his primarch power is common sense

[round mica]

"I heard you do strange things to your bike"
"I heard you do strange things to your warriors"

[twin flower]

hey in 40k that actually goes a long way

[round mica]

Yeah the Khan was the middle ground of all of emps things
He was reasonable, pretty smart, wasnt the boasting one nor the depressed guy
Good warrior and diplomat

Khan was THE guy

[faint charm]

you cant trust a depressed guy

extra bomb collar needed

[gritty carbon]

yeah, common sense is scare in the 40th millenium

[shy sandal]

I think him amd Guilliman and Vulkan are probably the only ones you would realistically have a normal conversation with

[round mica]

Khan, Guilliman, Vulkan and Dorn

[rustic crescent]

i have a stim supply build but it has a red exclaimation mark and loadouts as 0 talent points??? what do i do?

[gritty carbon]

shit, if i had a sick ass bike, id be pretty reasonable too

[faint charm]

and lorgar

[round mica]

Dorn actually is just a military dude

[twin flower]

Real

[round mica]

Lorgar is too religious I'd hate talking to him

[faint charm]

i'd rather have religion obsessed guy than hardcore military man

[twin flower]

Egh

[gritty carbon]

sanguinius seems pretty reasonable

[shy sandal]

Oh yeah, Imperial Fists... The ones everyone forget for the Black Templars

[faint charm]

and mortarion

[gritty carbon]

besides the whole horus thing

[round mica]

Dorn is far more than that but alr

[faint charm]

fulgrim good

[twin flower]

Ya boi morty would prolly not shower

[round mica]

Bt are stinkies, Imperial Fists are better

[tender horizon]

Jaghatai and Corax were dudes their marines could talk back to and get away with it

[faint charm]

perturabo feels like kindred soul

[shy sandal]

I like both equally tbh

[tender horizon]

Like you could have an on the level convo with Jaghatai and Corax

[round mica]

You probably couldn't hold a conversation with him due to the fact he's so beautiful you'd instantly want to kiss me...
Wait is that just me..?
Damn...

[gritty carbon]

ferrus the type of guy to recommend you get your spine replaced by a sandevistan

[faint charm]

sanguinius is type of guy so perfect you can only think "this guy is def a cult or MLM"

[twin flower]

doxxed himself

[round mica]

I dont rlly like Black Templars because they are very basic in aesthetics and their fanbase is 90% bigots and chuds

[gritty carbon]

wattabout fulgrim

[coarse tree]

What about the second and eleventh?

[twin flower]

dont exist

[faint charm]

probably betarius

[round mica]

Same thing but I know he'd lay with me and never call me back leaving me to doubt myself

[tender horizon]

Ferrus was against the augs the iron hands did

[gritty carbon]

your execution is scheduled in 5 minutes

[tender horizon]

The iron hands are mutilating themselves cause they're idiots

And have longstanding ptsd

[coarse tree]

https://tenor.com/view/the-punisher-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-noooooo-dream-sequence-gif-3498303690144489723

[twin flower]

It is a weird concept that youre replacing demi god genes for like..

Machines?

like what

[tender horizon]

Its so redundant it hurts tbh

[twin flower]

How is that better

[gritty carbon]

hey, common sense is the khan's thing

[sleek harness]

Dreadnoughts are 99% machine, do you shame them then?

[gritty carbon]

not iron hands

[faint charm]

machine is usually better than organic beings

thats the reason

[twin flower]

They werent there by choice

[sleek harness]

They were

They wanted this

[twin flower]

Not

[round mica]

Lowkey, it goes hard
Imagine a machine powerful enough that a demi-god deems necessary to implant into them
Thats cool and you know that machine is GOOD

[twin flower]

Nuh uh

[tender horizon]

You can just make a thallax atp, you don't have to make an entire marine just for them to cut out the marine bits

[twin flower]

Silly rat

[gritty carbon]

tau moment

[sleek harness]

If you are a hornable Space Marine you become a dreadnought

[faint charm]

emperor should invested more on machines

[shy sandal]

Fair. The fanbase doesn't do them any favors.

I do like them for the very stereotypical german crusader vibe, but more in a Dark Angels way than a Wolfenstein way if you catch my drift

[round mica]

Most space marines would rather kill themselves over dreadnought tho

[faint charm]

if there's gotta be a space empire it should be an empire of machines

(including machines once men)

[twin flower]

Fair

[sleek harness]

What the hell is Stitch from the Lilly and Stitch movie doing here

[round mica]

Yeah but
For me they're just a reskinned Dark Angels and I much prefer Lion over Sigismund

[twin flower]

Wish it was like cyberpunk level augmentations not just pure machinery

[gritty carbon]

speaking of wolfestein howd you reckon B.J. Blazkowicz would fair in 40k

[faint charm]

expanding

[sleek harness]

Hmmm don't know, the last dreadnought I saw he was pretty happy

[round mica]

Surely there are some like that we just havent been exposed to it yet or its forgotten tech during the heresy

[gritty carbon]

go back to your live action!

[faint charm]

blazkowicz would join chaos because he hates nazis so much

[twin flower]

I do like Dank Angels

[round mica]

Probably insane from all the time spent in the sarcophagus

[sleek harness]

I don't like blue people

Get out of my home

[gritty carbon]

get his ass titus!

[faint charm]

im blue but im not a person

[sleek harness]

Any blue abomination is a person

[shy sandal]

Not that far. Maybe take over the operations of a hive world, but as soon as Astartes come over, he might take one or two but it's over

[twin flower]

Their lore goes hard imo

[faint charm]

no

[twin flower]

Huh, thats fair. Wonder how they were back in 30k now that you mention it

[sleek harness]

So you prefer being called nothing over being called a person?

[gritty carbon]

eh fair assessment

[faint charm]

yep

[shy sandal]

The amount of Sigismund glaze i heard, lol

[sleek harness]

Okay, blue person

[oblique mauve]

Has FS ever talked about why weapon stats max at 80%?

[gritty carbon]

i bet someone had a shawarma stand in place of a chest

[round mica]

80% of it was better than what the Imperium has now for sure. Mechanicus were going ham on actually making stuff instead of redescovering stuff and being afraid of creating stuff because of religious dogma

[signal mason]

Sigismund could have defeated horus

[faint charm]

aaaaaaaaaa

[gritty carbon]

LORGAR!!! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!!!

[round mica]

The glaze is well deserved Sigismund had that DOG in him but BT fans overglaze a little

[twin flower]

only in 40k can it seem like youre goiing backwards to move forward

[signal mason]

They were gonna rebel anyways since the emperor had plans to yeet them as soon as the gc was over

[twin flower]

and still end up in the same place

[shy sandal]

I'd assume he'd be against the imperium, since... Y'know, he fought his whole life against people who wanted to erradicate those different from them.

On the other hand, the Slayer would 100% be on the imperium side

[round mica]

Yeah after more 400 years probably cause the GC might've never ended

[round mica]

Literally how it is currently

[signal mason]

It probably would have gone faster if the webway project finished

[gritty carbon]

slayer might be the only person besides the orks to enjoy 40k

[round mica]

It all started with him

[round mica]

Blame Magnus for that one

[signal mason]

Nah I blame the poop knife

[twin flower]

heh

[gritty carbon]

i cannot wait for corax to get his hands on lorgar

[twin flower]

poopoo knife did an oopsy

[twin flower]

beating of the century

[round mica]

The poop knife wasnt the thing that made Magnus aware of Horus fall

[shy sandal]

If Ordo Xenos gets to him first and turns him into an agent fueled by Xenos tech.... Chaos is fucked

[round mica]

Same

[signal mason]

Nah but it is what made horus fall

[gritty carbon]

of the millenia you mean

[twin flower]

would corvus just kill on sight

or is he the type to torture

[gritty carbon]

hes gonna german suplex lorgar

gw told me in a dream

[twin flower]

Prolly not enough to satisfy the rage he has

double suplex

[round mica]

The poop knife was a means to an end, at the end of the day it was Erebus

[gritty carbon]

hes gonna double knee him ala robin from that teen titans episode

[round mica]

He stole the knife and he made into Horus's hallucinations

[signal mason]

Man with face tats does something bad, shocking

[round mica]

Psychopath with a silver tongue guy that stole someones identity to become space marine that HAPPENED to have face tats

Not everyone with face tats is bad

[signal mason]

Idk lorgar also had face tats

[gritty carbon]

not everyone without face tats is good

[round mica]

Trvth

[round mica]

Lorgar was pretty much also manipulated by Erebus to worship chaos

[twin flower]

well the others dont look any better

[gritty carbon]

swear to the emperor if i find the person who made replacing u with v popular im gonna do something bad

[round mica]

Erebus is literally the first heretic

[twin flower]

dont peter turbo have metal pipes coming out of his head

[round mica]

Emps planted the seeds of self doubt and Erebus planted the seeds of false salvation

[faint charm]

u mean the first guy got it

[round mica]

No?

[faint charm]

no the pipes are coming in toward the head

[round mica]

I mean we don't know how he looks post daemon-primarch ascension

[faint charm]

forgot the name but its like

[round mica]

So maybe?

[faint charm]

external CPU

[twin flower]

does he not? its kinda like angrons nails but not really

[faint charm]

he still got that external GPU thing on demon form

[round mica]

Ah those tubes things

[twin flower]

yes, sorry

[round mica]

Those are basically connected to his brain or something

Not really pipes

[faint charm]

yeah external data bank cables

[round mica]

More like big USB sticks

[faint charm]

space jensen huang

[twin flower]

das hella big usb's

[round mica]

Big brain big usbs

Perturabo is also another goat

Man was literally the reason Horus even managed to get into Terra

[faint charm]

yeah he feels like space jensen huang

[round mica]

If it wasnt for him Horus would never gotten as far as he did

And my man dipped knowing Horus was going to fail lmao

[twin flower]

well they kinda lost coherency somewhere at the end there

reasonable walk out

[faint charm]

wait wait

why is the palace

located in tibet?

[round mica]

What

[twin flower]

wuh?

[faint charm]

the palace

is on top of tibet isnt it?

or nepal

anyway himalaya

[round mica]

No idea but Terra isnt the same as irl earth

[twin flower]

whered u read dat

[round mica]

So where it is MIGHT be around where irl tibet might be

[faint charm]

i dont remember but

wait

[languid hazel]

I live!

Wuffwuff!

[faint charm]

The Inner Palace is the massive complex at the heart of the Palace built over the ruins of Kathmandu.[

[twin flower]

amd an dead again

[round mica]

Awroooo!!

[faint charm]

from lexicanun

[twin flower]

and live!

[round mica]

Woof woof

[hasty sky]

Whoa

[fossil oasis]

[hasty sky]

C. A.B. Bit it's an honor

[round mica]

Never knew this

Huh

[faint charm]

yeah i thought he was from

modern day turkey

somewhere around that

[fossil oasis]

[round mica]

Emps probably was native from there yeah

[fossil oasis]

Are we talking about santa clause

[faint charm]

kinda interesting why he picked himalaya

[round mica]

But i dont know about other places

[round mica]

Emps

[fossil oasis]

Yeah, Santa Clause

Santa was supposedly born in what is Modern day Turkey, so is the Emperor

They are the same guy

[round mica]

That implies the Emps was a good guy at some point

[twin flower]

eepy

[round mica]

Which is not true

[faint charm]

huh?

oh

you think santa is a good guy lol

[fossil oasis]

[twin flower]

goodnight y'all

[acoustic pebble]

I think Christmas hates me

[round mica]

Thats the whole point

[delicate smelt]

Did you guys see the leaks for Darktides new class called Cryptic

[amber delta]

Santa was a swell guy

[faint charm]

thats just surface level thing

[delicate smelt]

People think it’s an Enginseer

[acoustic pebble]

The smell of the decor is making me sick af

[drowsy lynx]

[gritty carbon]

the emperor is the tibetan monk who taught batman

[round mica]

Im already a heretic

[faint charm]

its clearly a euphemism for surveillance

[fossil oasis]

Ngl idgaf rn, we're not gettin it for like 6 months, I don't want new class mania to take over already

[acoustic pebble]

Cryptic is Eldar because noone can understand a damn thing about em

[fossil oasis]

Well, Cabbit loves you and hopes you have a good christmas

[round mica]

No santa is a good guy made by bad people
His image is supposed to be a good guy still

[delicate smelt]

What if it’s mechanicus though bro

[amber delta]

clearly this refers to necron crypteks

[fossil oasis]

Would be cool tbh

[acoustic pebble]

I love the cabbit

[fossil oasis]

:3

[delicate smelt]

Mechanicus uses the word mystery and mystic a lot in the Wikipedia and stuff

[acoustic pebble]

Wtf I wanna hug it

Is so cute!

[faint charm]

santa story is just a story about modern surveiliance and how we kids(modern populace) gladly accept it as a gift.

[fossil oasis]

Just a lil critter :3

[round mica]

I hope its anything but a mechanicus to spite the chuds soyjacking

Wanting a mechanicus class

[fossil oasis]

When I have my own place, i'm probably gonna get a bnuuy and a cat tbh because that's as close as I can get to a Cabbit irl

[acoustic pebble]

A Lil critter I wanna hug

[amber delta]

God forbid people want a class

[round mica]

My point still stands

[round mica]

Yeah

[fossil oasis]

Funniest possible pfp and reply

[acoustic pebble]

I just wanted Gangers, and now that I got em, I am content with it

[gritty carbon]

get a column of cabbages and i wear a traffic cone as a hat and invade your lawn

[fossil oasis]

[acoustic pebble]

Like my Veteran

[amber delta]

imperium has fallen

billions must praise the omnissiah

[hasty sky]

Future classes can be whatever as long as they're fun to play

[acoustic pebble]

Nah. Praise the Void father

[round mica]

Walking stereotype responding my message addressing that type of sterotype

Perfect outcome

[fossil oasis]

There's no traffic cone emoji

I'm like 90% sure there is, I can literally visualise it in my head, why can't I find it

[gritty carbon]

🪣 🪣 🪣

[acoustic pebble]

There actually isn't wtf

[fossil oasis]

Noooo, my 3 cabbages could never beat 3 buckets on their own

[fossil oasis]

Yeah ikr, like it's something I would expect to exist and it doesn't

[hasty sky]

🗼

[fossil oasis]

Close enough ig

[hasty sky]

Yea lol

[gritty carbon]

now i want a zomboss that wears the tokyo tower as a hat

[amber delta]

cone emoji was removed because VLC threatened to sue

[round mica]

Lmao

How did they copyright a cone image

[tender horizon]

Real

Its why I don't care tbh

Whatever cryptic is I'm gonna buy it

[inland mantle]

Their greed sickens me

[gritty carbon]

im gonna patent air one of these days

[somber stream]

Christmas is very unhealthy

[gritty carbon]

nuh uh

[drowsy lynx]

Shaddup and drink yer eggnog

[somber stream]

Eat, sleep, repeat

[round mica]

Im going to drink 900L of energetic drinks

[inland mantle]

Do it

[round mica]

The heart is a muscle that should be trained to failure