general-chat

[astral basin]

And then for extra measure they made the whole bt faction edgy

[stiff reef]

What is the max level

[astral basin]

Like. Can do no wrong edgy

[twin dirge]

I dislike this part, I just wanna be a cool space crusader with a power sword

[zealous viper]

30

[astral basin]

30

[twin dirge]

Tho I am legally required to wear a beaky helmet for obvious reasons

[thick fog]

the number after 29

[amber delta]

BTs are the only actually cool loyalist chapter

[brazen pelican]

Forgot about that one.

[astral basin]

Dark Angels inner circle elites
Their vibe is more. Code war cryptics bs but
They still hit hard

[somber stream]

Havoc forged i think

[hushed cipher]

H-havoc

?!

[twin dirge]

Yeah but...they're green

[obtuse oak]

wanna play with you guys sometime as well

NA or EU?

i forgor

[hushed cipher]

SEA

💔

[somber stream]

It's... complicated

[rancid shore]

Say havoc and she appears

[somber stream]

EU with me and Neuro

Ray here is Aus

[obtuse oak]

SEA?? tragic

oh so everyone plays at 150 ping in SEA so its fair then?

[somber stream]

We can do EU, Hank can carry

Yeah

[obtuse oak]

makes sense

[hushed cipher]

😭

[amber delta]

I finished havoc on 20fps that one time 150ping is nothing to worry about

[somber stream]

Nothing ever happens

[hushed cipher]

Eu is

200-300

LMAO

[amber delta]

billions must havoc

[twin dirge]

Guys I feel like a million bucks rn

Just helped a guy that was bleeding all over the place

[obtuse oak]

oh yeah sure no pressure.

[twin dirge]

[obtuse oak]

we can do SEA. is ok

[hushed cipher]

Don't you know, I'm the carry now

[twin dirge]

I love having a first aid kit under my register

[hushed cipher]

??!!

[obtuse oak]

I just have pretty narrow playtimes, I'm only really available on some weeknights or sundays around 9pm CET

[twin dirge]

I'll carry y'all if you want (we just can't go higher than the very first difficulty)

[hushed cipher]

Goated

[twin dirge]

I should try a havoc one of these days

[hushed cipher]

I started a week ago

And I'm at 25

!!!!!

[twin dirge]

I get a 1/100 KD in heresy

Yes, that is placed right

The 1 is my teammate because I shot a barrel beside them

[hushed cipher]

I love doiong that

[somber stream]

So it was you

Skunk

[hushed cipher]

UH.

No answers

[twin dirge]

It's only a crime if you get caught

[somber stream]

Red handed here, clearly

[twin dirge]

No no, clearly it was the gunner that shot that barrel

[somber stream]

I often found myself flying at times, upon inquiring everyone said "Not me"

[twin dirge]

I ain't dewit

[hushed cipher]

Oh haha, crazy

Are you sure it wasn't you????

[twin dirge]

For sure

I could never

You think I'm alive long enough to fire my weapon?

[hushed cipher]

Facts I was too busy being downed

Couldn't of been me anyway

[twin dirge]

Imagine the worst gameplay you've ever seen, then double it and give it to me

[hushed cipher]

If we band together Aki, we may start showing the worst gameplay in history

TOGETHER!

[elder merlin]

[fiery wave]

SO IT WAS YOU AFTER ALL.

[hushed cipher]

HOILD ON

THIS ISNT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.

I'm innocent officers

[twin dirge]

I don't think we could make it out of spawn friend

[fiery wave]

Someone needs 72 hours H40.

[somber stream]

Don't let the skunk trick you, she's actually kinda good now

[hushed cipher]

OH GOD PLEASE.NO

[hushed cipher]

Yep, I carry you now. How the turn tables

Don't call me a skunk you fucking raccoon

[fiery wave]

144 hours h40 then.

[twin dirge]

Can I become good if I practice too sensei?

Someone play the 7 hour death montage

[fiery wave]

Is how it is.

[hushed cipher]

Actual hell, lmfao

[gilded socket]

Its too cold

[fiery wave]

Obviously.

[rancid shore]

Damn?

[fiery wave]

Too bad I'm out rn.

[rancid shore]

What is that

[hushed cipher]

🙏

[hushed cipher]

Words

[fiery wave]

Her sentence, 144 hours of H40 only.

[rancid shore]

Huh

[twin dirge]

Having to put your phone down mid type really puts a damper on the brain train

My mental rolling steel wasn't stopped in time

[hushed cipher]

[twin dirge]

...can rolling steel be a havoc mission?

[hushed cipher]

Uh

No

[twin dirge]

Fuck

[hushed cipher]

I'm pretty sure no?

[obtuse oak]

nah

[fiery wave]

Someone needs 300 hours of H40.

[obtuse oak]

every havoc campaign has a limited list of maps in the pool

and rolling steel has never been part of it

[twin dirge]

Would have been the only thing that could get me on havoc

[hushed cipher]

Do it anyway

:3

[twin dirge]

No

:3

[hushed cipher]

yes :3

[twin dirge]

I'm against cbt sorry

[fiery wave]

The floofiest armrest is comfy though.

[fiery wave]

Just get Ray to solo for you, ezy.

[rancid shore]

[hushed cipher]

TRUE.

[surreal onyx]

What standards do you need to meet to get the havoc armor?

[sage dragon]

think they will add no mans land at some point?

[surreal onyx]

I know one is get to level 25.

[obtuse oak]

maybe

it's shorter than the regular missions though so prob not

[fiery wave]

1x h25 win, 50x assists (you get wins alongside).

[hushed cipher]

Oooff no man's land is hard as is being so open, imagine that

[obtuse oak]

50 havoc completions, 50 havoc asissts, clear havoc 25

[sage dragon]

fair, but I do hope we more maps in that region, since it is rather awesome

[rancid shore]

Damn

[surreal onyx]

Many thanks.

[obtuse oak]

you can do completions and assists simultaneously by joining other hosts

[sage dragon]

after the interzone void of course

[obtuse oak]

i'm at like

35 completions maybe? or even less LOL

[surreal onyx]

Thing is, I’m pretty awful at havoc. Level 21 was nails. Never completed.

[fiery wave]

Trying to clutch is a nightmare, too open or too closed.

[obtuse oak]

I get a handful of h40 clears every campaign and then I disappear into the playtesting salt mines or do something else again

[fiery wave]

Typing on a moving vehicle hard.

[surreal onyx]

I don’t mind assisting lower tiers, but damn. Can’t imagine 25 or 40.

[obtuse oak]

40 with randoms is paradoxically easier than doing 21 with randoms sometimes

[hushed cipher]

I find I'm always getting shot from a long distance, it's horrible. I love the map, though, but Havoc would be insane on it

[obtuse oak]

quality of players in a h40 lobby is ASTRONOMICALLY better

[surreal onyx]

No kidding? What’s the recommended class?

[fiery wave]

True. Hell.

[chrome vapor]

Any you can play well with

[obtuse oak]

depends entirely on the team comp. h40 is about wellrounded teams, not stacking the same class

[surreal onyx]

I tried Ogryn and just embarrassed myself. It was rough.

[fiery wave]

Go support if you want to be accepted for most part unless you host.

[obtuse oak]

i have good success getting accepted into lobbies as ogryn that don't have one yet, since its a strong frontliner class and e.g. psyker and vet love having an ogryn to control the enemy

[somber stream]

Psyker, Ogryn is always desired in a high Havoc team

[fiery wave]

Some gatekeep hours on class by only taking 1k+ lvls.

[hushed cipher]

Gun Psyker ❤️

[obtuse oak]

however it is very difficult to get accepted in a h40 lobby if you dont already have the good portrait frames/titles

like havoc-forged (clear a h40 once) or true survivor (clear a h35 or above with zero downs)

[somber stream]

It's like applying for job, no joke

The market is brutal

[fiery wave]

Harder.

[surreal onyx]

Damn. I thought for sure the secret hard level Karnak twins emblem would help. 😅

[astral basin]

@twin dirge FUCK crone went to a different store to get supplies
We gettin off at the same time tonight

[somber stream]

That's what sh-

[hushed cipher]

"Hmmm, I don't like the look of that guy. Something about him" - Licht

[obtuse oak]

it is also possible to host your own havoc lobbies and slowly grind your way up. it'll probably teach you the most, but it's an arduous process and frustrating because you lose ranks after enough losses.

[hushed cipher]

😭

[fiery wave]

I get rejected from every h30+ lobby if not friends.

[somber stream]

Have my recruitment process failed us before?

[obtuse oak]

which is a bad system and I hav been screaming at fatshark to remove derank for more than a year

alas, no dice.

[surreal onyx]

Yeah, I’ve noticed. Guess I’ll just keep at it. Many thanks for the advice.

[fiery wave]

Unless I host.

[fiery wave]

Also, get your mind out of the gutter. Yuri only.

[chrome vapor]

Did they ever tell you why? I imagine that you giving an exact answer is effectively breaking an NDA, but did they have any reasons for it?

[twin dirge]

HAHAHAHA

[somber stream]

In darktide you fight not only the heretic, but the game itself and the server as well. Current derank is NOT warranted

[obtuse oak]

it probably helps but hosts can also see your current clearance level and your titles and if you don't have 40 clearance and you don't have havoc-forged or smth to prove that you got there in a previous season, then they really have no reason to accept you over the other applicants

[fiery wave]

Likely like ranked modes in other games.

[twin dirge]

@astral basin YOU FUCKIN THOUGHT

[obtuse oak]

stakes and tension

[surreal onyx]

Makes sense. Thank you.

[twin dirge]

You get off before me and I'ma have to march my ass to your store and cause some arson

[obtuse oak]

having something on the line makes it more exciting, or whatever. that's the broad stroke of it.

[dapper trench]

ya'll hear about vince?

[obtuse oak]

yeah

I even saw the video

[fiery wave]

More toxic with randos though.

[chrome vapor]

Eeehh

Not that it’s ever worked like that in modded Vermintide

[fiery wave]

Blame game is real.

[dapper trench]

one of the first things i saw when i woke up

[obtuse oak]

going that fast in a hypercar in a public highway while you have 3 kids sitting at home... idk why people do it. never ever ever ever makes sense to me.

RIP to a legend.

[obtuse oak]

yeah I don't think it fits in Tide games at all

[dapper trench]

stay safe on the rode ya'll

[chrome vapor]

Well I don’t have to agree with it to respect it, but that’s somewhat disappointing

[obtuse oak]

they're trying to force a ladder mentality on a playerbase that enjoys the challenge for the love of the game

it's bad

[fiery wave]

Modded VT2 gives you maxed everything to just play.

[surreal onyx]

Can you still unlock the armor using arbiter?

[obtuse oak]

yeah

arbiter just doesnt get any

but you can do it on any class

[surreal onyx]

Sweet

[obtuse oak]

if you feel comfortable on arby it's a good havoc class

[gilded socket]

Ny eyes burn

[obtuse oak]

lotta control, tankiness, the dog is strong, etc.

[torpid turtle]

Searching for a game and it throws me straight into the defeat screen third day in a row

[gilded socket]

My body aches

[surreal onyx]

It’s the class I feel most comfortable with. Shield and club have helped me through lots.

[rain idol]

God bless the dog I love watching my adorable little princess reduce the mauler to his base particles

[twin dirge]

@astral basin my shift dumbass just came out asking how to use the label maker saying it's broken, when I pressed a button it said "please change label size"....so I did, and it fixed it..and I asked her if she had read what it was saying was wrong with it...and she said no...

I don't

How do these people get fucking hired????

[fiery wave]

Nepo?

[astral basin]

3 reasons
Cousin
Pretty face
Transfer

[fiery wave]

Might know someone high up.

[twin dirge]

Shiftsmart

And she has none of these

No offense

[astral basin]

Oh yeah shiftsmart

[rain idol]

Someone has to fill in ig even if they can hardly be considered sentient by most standards

[twin dirge]

It's not a fill in

They're specifically hired to come in and cook and clean

[astral basin]

Half of shiftsmart has q family memver that signs them up just to say “gtfo and get us money”

[obtuse oak]

People failing to read error messages is so incredibly common that every business would be understaffed if that was grounds for rejection

[faint charm]

when can i post image

i wanna post my stitch pics

[hidden hazel]

HR

[amber delta]

the illusion of choice, get rejected from every havoc party vs. host yourself and wait 20min until someone asks to join

[rain idol]

You would think it wouldn’t be hard to read red text telling you what’s going wrong

[astral basin]

Shiftsmart is a 3rd party hiring service specifically meant to reduce the “workload” of the hired on employees
Its like doordash for menial labor jobs

[twin dirge]

We don't get these after the great goonening

[faint charm]

but i got

tons of

stitch pics

stitch plush pics

dont u wanna see them

[twin dirge]

Except they just cause more issues and the work they take is stuff I would have rather been paid for ngl

[astral basin]

I want to make a suggestion
But you are making a case for spam ban

[faint charm]

they're fluffy and cute

[obtuse oak]

So its an employment agency?

[fiery wave]

Is general, you need to be a mod or higher to do that.

[faint charm]

uhh

okay

[obtuse oak]

Or is it actually just for one day or smth

[rain idol]

Literally 1984😡

[faint charm]

make me a mod, my dad works in war hammer

[twin dirge]

Both

[astral basin]

Its a mobile service with paperwork
We provide times we require work done
They provide shifts that outsiders can volunteer for.
Cooking is 1:30hrs, cleaning/ stocking is 4 hours
Its a flat pay amount

[fiery wave]

Go to the Lilo and Stitch Discord instead maybe.

[faint charm]

banned

well then

i have no choice but describing my pictures

[astral basin]

The bad part is
We are expected to still do the duties shiftsmart is assigned for
Cooking especially is schedule oriented
So if shiftsmart is late/ doesn’t show. We still have to pick it up behind schedule

[twin dirge]

Yep

That's why I just cook anyways

Make the bare minimum so if they don't show up I don't get yelled at

[sleek harness]

Christma

[fiery wave]

You mean another day, but with lil sis.

[amber delta]

Christmas has risen
billions must celebrate

[sleek harness]

What

[amber delta]

what

[reef ore]

Crusher overheads have defo changed recently right?

I can't remember eating so many of them after dodging

[sleek harness]

Skill issue

[twin dirge]

Welcome to obese servers

[sweet wraith]

Might just be rusty

[amber delta]

just block them

be a man

[sweet wraith]

I can dodge them just fine most of the time

[twin dirge]

You're telling me y'all ain't purposely catching overheads? Can't be letting those crushers feel bad about missing

[sleek harness]

Just dodge dude

[reef ore]

Maybe but dodge backwards twice, move right, crusher snaps to me anyway

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[sweet wraith]

Gotta dodge to the side

[reef ore]

Also happens at that point

[twin dirge]

I just parry my crushers (with my face)

[reef ore]

Like I'm not new at this, just under 900 hours, and crushers lately have been just smashing my head in with overheads

[amber delta]

crushers are like dark souls bosses just run circles around their butt

[sleek harness]

I would be more happy than them if I hadn't my whole body crushed by a rock on a stick

[sleek harness]

Just kill them before they hit you

[amber delta]

that works

[sweet wraith]

I usually blast them in the face with a bolter until they die

[twin dirge]

Hipfire mag dump is my favorite way to use a bolter

[fiery wave]

Nothing special day.

[sleek harness]

No I genuinely don't understand what words you said

Please speak in normal

[fiery wave]

Christmas to you is just another day for me.

[sleek harness]

You don't commemorate the birth of Jesus Christ himself?

He's a chill guy come on

[twin dirge]

I commemorate good memories with family and food

[sleek harness]

Selfishness

Think of the poor

[twin dirge]

As a non religious person, meh

[sleek harness]

Aki

[twin dirge]

For me crimmy mass is just thanksgiving part 2

[sleek harness]

Do you really think I am religious

[fiery wave]

Nope. Not Christian.

[sleek harness]

Damn, so many atheists in this server (2)

[rain idol]

Ah Christmas my literal favourite holiday

[torpid turtle]

Just got kicked for the first time in 400 hours of gameplay

[round mica]

Wsp chat

[knotty terrace]

this is kinda funny but it might not mean much to allot of people but someone going out of postion to save your ass is funny

[faint charm]

haiiii

[versed roost]

Its not funny
Its based dedication teamwork

[faint charm]

why are those darktide people called rejects

rejected from what

rejected by who

[torpid turtle]

Yeah I think they actually got accepted

Into the inquisition

[faint charm]

i think we're playing as the employed

like

employoids?

workoids?

[round mica]

Ironically enough I never dared to care about that and just accept it and cant even give you a proper answer to why

I was just like "new title: reject. Ok i can work with that"

[amber delta]

they are rejects because they were all accused of something and put in prison

[faint charm]

uhh

[astral basin]

@twin dirge you clocked out yet fucker?

[faint charm]

then they were accepeted by prison

and then they accepted by the

inqu

inqubator

[round mica]

Ah yes the inqubator

[faint charm]

not in my 150 hours of playtime i got rejected by anything in terms of story

english not my first language damn it

[round mica]

I think you meant the Inquisition

[twin flower]

Nah nah

[faint charm]

yes the

[twin flower]

he knows what hes talking about

[faint charm]

space feds

[delicate kite]

Techbros

[round mica]

Bro got accepted by Sefoni to the incubator

[marsh iris]

[round mica]

Hell nawh

[faint charm]

ooooo wow hi third best girl in evangelion

[astral basin]

[twin flower]

[delicate kite]

I am a 28 year old single dude in real life

[twin flower]

Dance battle

[marsh iris]

[delicate kite]

And I am going to Brazil

[astral basin]

Sorry big one was a little much

[twin flower]

[faint charm]

im 3...something old years dude

hi younger dude

[delicate kite]

Blasphemy , age is artificial construct

[faint charm]

dont forget to eat your hair pill

[delicate kite]

But I also condemn Epstein

[round mica]

Its a pretty cool country

[round mica]

What did you just say

[twin dirge]

@astral basin home now, stayed a minute to help my boss with lottery scans since we had a rush

[delicate kite]

I don’t eat hair pill but I do use Minoxidil : (

[marsh iris]

fin and min my guy

[astral basin]

Damn i just pulled in

[delicate kite]

Age is artificial number invented by aliens to control the population

[round mica]

[twin flower]

[astral basin]

cough idk man sounds kinda sus

[faint charm]

pills work far better

[twin dirge]

I live 3 minutes drive from the store so

[round mica]

Nvm man

Don't come to Brazil

[delicate kite]

I heard the same about meth and growing in length

[twin flower]

why not walk if its that close

[faint charm]

my dad looked like a sad octopus when he was my age

[round mica]

Stay whetever you are rn

[faint charm]

my head still hairy

pills work

[rough verge]

So youre saying age is just a number hmm?🤔

[twin dirge]

Because it's 30° outside and I own a car for a reason

[delicate kite]

I am joking ma dude , I am sorry

[astral basin]

Cubt. Im 10 minutes
Wait why tf you spending money on uber

Get a bike

[delicate kite]

Sometimes I just let go and I can’t control it

[faint charm]

which bike

[twin dirge]

BITCH I OWN A CAR WDYM

[delicate kite]

There’s a beast inside of me that I can’t contain at times when I’m online

[twin flower]

How long does it take to walk there if its a 3min drive

[astral basin]

BASTARD I THOUGHT YOU SAID THE CAR WAS BROKEN

[twin flower]

Just curious

[twin dirge]

About 10-15 depending on speed of my walk

[elder merlin]

Damn

[twin dirge]

It was, then I started using my Nana's jeep because she doesn't care as long as I pay for my own gas

[delicate kite]

I mean it’s the number that i have spent on this planet yes, but I don’t mean that age is artificial number - I mean that numbers are invented

[astral basin]

Bike is cheaper on gas and has cardio

[delicate kite]

Not that age is irrelevant

[twin flower]

Jeeps ❤️

[delicate kite]

Age is relevant , but numbers are not

[twin dirge]

I own an e bike

[twin flower]

sus

[delicate kite]

If age would be measured in bananas now that’s cool

[twin dirge]

Runs on battery, goes 25mph

[astral basin]

Ew. I’m jealous.

[twin dirge]

Pog bike

[rough verge]

😬

[twin dirge]

If you lived closer I'd sell it to you for like 50 bucks lmfao

I rarely ever use it now that I have car

[astral basin]

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth my two front teeth my two front teeth. All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth so I can wish you a merry Christmas

[civic otter]

Rei is that you

[elder merlin]

I used to do cardio

[delicate kite]

Who is Rei

[elder merlin]

Now my knees are fucked

[delicate kite]

Drop some lore

[elder merlin]

For me or you?

[twin flower]

[elder merlin]

Oh shit, its Punch Up

[knotty terrace]

sprint effciency what does it do?

[twin dirge]

Makes you sprint more efficiently

[delicate kite]

Makes you fast

[elder merlin]

[round mica]

EVERYONE
COVER YOUR BALLS

[faint charm]

can you guys sprint irl

[elder merlin]

I used to be able to

[twin dirge]

I can do a crisp jog, best you're getting

[civic otter]

Rei Ayanami, your pfp );

[round mica]

Yeah
You guys can't actually... sprint?

[faint charm]

uhh i dont think i can

[round mica]

Are you people senile?

[faint charm]

like in july this year i got late for something and had to sprint climb like 3 floor stairs

and i passed out and people had to like

[twin flower]

we're getting there

[faint charm]

care for me

[twin dirge]

I can definitely sprint I just don't ever need to

[round mica]

How old are you dude

[delicate kite]

You mean like IRL?

[twin dirge]

I don't get chased by people very often

[faint charm]

like 34

i guess

[knotty terrace]

so it just makes you run faster? or does it reduce the amount of stamina used while sprinting?

[round mica]

Yeah?

[twin flower]

You guess?

[round mica]

Oh that makes sense LMAO

[twin flower]

Bro doesnt know his own age

[faint charm]

yeah i born in 1991

stopped counting after like 27

[delicate kite]

I mean I can’t imagine a person not being able to sprint even a bit, just a dash

If you got legs you can do it , maybe not efficiently but nonetheless

[round mica]

Dude am I in a server filled with balding 40yr old men?

[astral basin]

“Age is a number”
“Alright this 30 yo is engaged to this 16 yo ‘consenting adult’”
The next line will be the deciding factor

[faint charm]

dont sprint

[twin flower]

Balding based 40 year old men, excuse you

[faint charm]

its very dangerous

[round mica]

true...

[knotty terrace]

i know it may sound like a noobish question but i really dont know

[delicate kite]

I’d love to be bald

[round mica]

But you guys not being able to sprint is VERY worrying

[twin dirge]

I'm 21

[twin flower]

Be fair tho am still in my twenties, am just matching the vibe

[round mica]

I'm 20

[faint charm]

why would i ever need to sprint

[astral basin]

@round mica
You are on discord. The average population is like. 19
However. This is a 40k discord
So yes. 40yos abound

[faint charm]

in my life i never had to sprint

[twin flower]

Getting chased by a robber

[round mica]

You never know when you may get in danger or someone you know gets in danger

[round mica]

True

[knotty terrace]

does sprint efficiency make your stamina drain more slowly while sprinting?

[faint charm]

just give them what they want

[twin dirge]

Honestly why I like it so much here tbh, I feel like I'm with my people

[twin flower]

Makes you run faster with the same stam costs

[round mica]

It's not really worth going for sprint efficiency

[faint charm]

running away is better than fighting a robber but

i dont think running is really good solution

robbers probably are faster than you

so what will happen is like

[twin flower]

You must not be physically active huh

[faint charm]

you're get robbed on top of you wasted your breath

[round mica]

I can go from stationary to a full blown run but you guys not being able to sprint is very worrying

Like damn

You almost passed out from a flight of stairs?

That

Thats BAD

[faint charm]

there's no shift key in real life

touch grass

[twin flower]

Bro is dead when shit happens

You touch grass

Run on it even

[faint charm]

i sprint i literally will touch grass

[twin dirge]

I luckily am pretty fit outside of being low energy due to not eating enough, I can sprint for a good minute if I have to

[faint charm]

i'll just fall down

[round mica]

I wish I could stop touching grass
6 hour work, 2 hour workout every day

[twin flower]

Bro built like a twig

[round mica]

No fr

[twin flower]

Not you

Stitch

[round mica]

I know I'm agreeing with you dumbass

[twin dirge]

Actually low-key chubby lmfao, having as low a metabolism as I do makes it not matter

[twin flower]

Oh

[faint charm]

im not twig

[astral basin]

I always underestimate the value of stamina stuffs
The values always seem inconsequential
But the actual speeds just make a lot of games feel so much more natural

I think its a skill thing. Getting accustomed to the game pace vs being able to stretch above said pace

[faint charm]

im uhh

[round mica]

[twin flower]

[faint charm]

i dont think im obese but

[astral basin]

Am skeleton. 125 if im lucky
Not great on a 6ft figure

[faint charm]

i tihnk i built like poxwalker

[round mica]

I'm not obese but I'm heavy and I can sprint for a good 2 minutes before slowing down I think

[faint charm]

damn

2 minutes???

[twin flower]

you'd prolly trip on the first 2 seconds

[astral basin]

I got funky legs. I cant sprint.

[twin flower]

dont worry about it

[faint charm]

yeah i trip a lot

[twin flower]

[twin dirge]

I weigh a solid 10 more but the minus 3-4 inches makes me carry it much worse

[round mica]

If I was to do a full blown sprint no slowing down, yeah 2 minutes

I weigh like 110kg, dude

[marsh iris]

[faint charm]

u a hunter gatherer or somethin

[twin flower]

I do not wanna be be some lanky old dude when i get older

[round mica]

Worse
An autistic brazilian

[faint charm]

o

wow brazil

[twin dirge]

I've got that cracked dad bod and it's low-key fine by me

[astral basin]

Im called shaggy

The more i hear the name the more i get annoyed

[twin flower]

Dad bods aint bad

[faint charm]

i wanna visit brasil

[round mica]

I'd be honored to be called Shaggy he a goat

[twin flower]

Zoinks

[rain idol]

I’m 105 very skinny

[round mica]

Its a beautiful country just gotta be careful where on brazil ur going to

[twin flower]

Rio de Janero?

[rain idol]

I’m like extra skeleton

[astral basin]

Maybe
I work in customer service. It gets ruined fast
Lotta folk take the fun, laid back name and try to harass me for favors bc “you must be a cool dude”

[faint charm]

yeah lots of tropical bugs

[twin flower]

Id be more worried about hte people

[round mica]

Janeiro* but yeah. It's still good for foreigners
Depending on WHERE
Some places are more tourist friendly but once you get deeper around the favelas it gets tricky even for natives

[twin flower]

Have an online friend I wanted to visit over there, we still talk but life gets in the way

[round mica]

Thats the life of customer service alright

[round mica]

I feel this so bad

[timber elk]

crashes a Valkyrie through the roof hi guys^^

[timber elk]

Man my first few jobs as customer service was so awful

[twin flower]

Good evening fellow

[timber elk]

I’m trash at math and I’m horrible at socializing with customers

[astral basin]

@south mica sorry for the random ping
The coworker i mentioned a monthish ago
Formerly battled breast cancer. Currently battling lung cancer.
Got details on what they actually were

[twin flower]

Respect

[marsh iris]

talked BS in game public chat, found friend, met them, friends for 18 years

[twin flower]

for people that have the patience and still deal with peeps who work in customer service

[round mica]

You crashing a Valkyrie means instant servitor

Prepare to become a lobotomite

[twin flower]

[timber elk]

I do not abide by your imperial laws or really

For I am above such petty things

[round mica]

The Mechanicus do not care
You are becoming a servitor

Give me your brain

[twin flower]

Dear lawd Big Boi

[timber elk]

Oh yeah? Well watch this. grabs a tooth pick

[twin flower]

How many do you have

[south mica]

what a bastard of a thing.
has she considered picking an easier one like melanoma or thyroid or hodgkins lymphoma or something

[twin flower]

What'd that do?

[round mica]

...

[twin flower]

@low hemlock Stahp!

[timber elk]

sticks it between macintosk toe nail showing lynixee

[round mica]

You may proceed with your shenanigans, little... mammal creature

[rain idol]

I remember when I first tried to work customer service, I survived a week and then promptly lost my shit on some poor fucker whom just happened to keep asking the same question for 10 minutes straight

[astral basin]

Shes a creamy mixed lady so melanoma is probably off the table
Imma ask if she can try for a swap tho

[timber elk]

Oh but wait I’m not done

[round mica]

This is why I'm so grateful my first ever job is just messing with papers all day

No need for human interaction.

[south mica]

yeah hopefully if she kept her receipt she can trade in for testicular or something

[twin flower]

I'll show you a lion smh

[astral basin]

LMFAO she would love that one

[timber elk]

grabs a hammer and gently taps the tooth pick that’s between Macintosks toe nail

[south mica]

"i'm very sorry, we have to remove the testicle"
"oh noooo"

[round mica]

[timber elk]

Your next mech lady 🫵

[twin flower]

I'll give you a paper cut on your nipples and pray you die of infection

[timber elk]

Jokes on you I don’t have nipples

I LOST THEM IN A NIPPLE SALAD🗣️🗣️❗️❗️❗️❗️

[twin flower]

Nani?!

Wtf is a nipple salad?!

[round mica]

My toenails have been replaced by 10ft of servitorized, solid plasteel tentacles

[marsh iris]

[astral basin]

NIPPLE SALADS

[rain idol]

Thankfully, five months after that i burned the shit out of a chunk of my body so now I can just do small stuff and drive around while not looking foolish while getting paid

[astral basin]

NIPPLE SALAD FOR MY FACE PIZZA

[timber elk]

Ok than prepare to have a piece of paper placed on your breathing vents

[fiery wave]

Picks up the little lamb by the scruff. Stop trying to become lamb stew.

[timber elk]

Awwwww….

[round mica]

papers instantly melts from the heat

[twin flower]

Papers dont melt 🤓

[timber elk]

THIS IS HOLY PAPER MADE BY THE GOD EMPEROR HERETIC🗣️🗣️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️

[round mica]

"Erm... papers don-"

I'm making you into a light switch servitor if you don't shut the fuck up

[marsh iris]

blessed toilet paper

[twin flower]

Please.. do it!!

END ME NOW

[timber elk]

Damn

[timber elk]

Okay! throws a black hole at him

[round mica]

lobotomizes you
Now your only purpose in life is to make sure the lights turn on when someone enters the room and turns off when everyone leaves

[twin flower]

[fiery wave]

Do you want to end up as MREs?

[timber elk]

No ma’am…..

[round mica]

Lamball has enough calories to make 5 ration packs, I'd request to send them to the meat grinder

[astral basin]

Look at me when I scream at your soul! You loud sacks of filth and sour cream can hit me with your pain pinatas all day, but you'll never take the jellied fantasies of my wasted youth! My stomach is clear and my mind is full of bacon!

[round mica]

Wait I came back to this message to reply and what the fuck do you mean you burned a chunk of your body

[astral basin]

Honestly being a door servitor doesn’t sound the worst

Comparatively

[round mica]

Door servitor of a Death Guard vessel

[astral basin]

Death guard have no servitors

[fiery wave]

Then stop trying to aggravate them. Patpats and sets the little lamb down.

[timber elk]

still is gonna be a menace to society

[round mica]

Yeah they do

[timber elk]

Anyway sits on a nearby chair but it breaks under his small weight……what the hell ;~;

[round mica]

Stares with intent to turn you into corse starch

[timber elk]

why are you mean to me ;~;

[round mica]

Because it is fun

[astral basin]

Servitors have no tolerance to disease. Not to mention being tools of the mechanicum
Any servitor assigned to a location occupied by the dg are not long for the world, thus putting the job they were doing into disrepair (such as ‘automatically’ using a door)

Servo skulls are a different matter

[round mica]

Erhm nuh uh

[rain idol]

A couple years back I found out that propane and the human body do not mix well together and now my arm and leg and a couple other spots are significantly number then I would like it to be

[round mica]

Did you at least scream FLAME ON

[faint charm]

why

[fiery wave]

Well, if you end up lamb stew, don't say I didn't try.

[faint charm]

i love brazilians

mi amor

[timber elk]

I didn’t say at this very second

[graceful fern]

BT are fine. They get a bad rep mostly by flashgitz viewers but the chapter itself isn’t like that. BT are a highly honourable chapter who value honour and courage.

[timber elk]

Also I just bought monster hunter rise and sun break^^

[rain idol]

No but it gave me a subconscious dislike for salamanders

[graceful fern]

DA still better tho

[rain idol]

So I guess that’s something

[astral basin]

Who makes the best lamb dishes?
If lamball ends up being food at least give them the dignity of being tasty

[timber elk]

I don’t even know what that emoji means so stop using it stinky >:[

[fiery wave]

Okay. Patpats. Have fun then.

[rain idol]

My dad makes a mean stew

[timber elk]

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

[astral basin]

Its a stare wmote

Disappoint

[timber elk]

…….oh

[astral basin]

Duh

[timber elk]

I’m sad now…..

[astral basin]

i swear people dont read

[rain idol]

My brother calls me crispy now too

[round mica]

Hmmm... I wonder why...

[astral basin]

Aaaaand thats going into profile notes
“Crispy”

[fiery wave]

You know I have a limit as well, you don't wanna be stuck flayed and roasted alive, right?

[round mica]

Crispy
Or well done

[timber elk]

…..no ma’am….im sorry….

[rain idol]

I’m more of a congratulations guy

[graceful fern]

Sadly we can’t all be the First Legion

[round mica]

[rain idol]

Grand

[fair bridge]

[astral basin]

Congratulations! It was meat!

Emphasis on was

Now… maybe coal idk

[fiery wave]

Patpats. Now play nice before they do it instead.

[rain idol]

Abbadon black

Stupid AutoCorrect

[timber elk]

Yes ma’am….

[faint charm]

god i wish i was abbadon..

[astral basin]

Im witnessing something very gay in this server

[round mica]

Me every time I log onto this place

[fair bridge]

[tired steeple]

Hello

[round mica]

Weezo

[tired steeple]

Christmas in 2 days

I’m gonna get soooo fat

[rain idol]

Three for me

[astral basin]

Furrybait

Bc in order to catch the furries, you have to bait them

Now dont be wasteful

Be sure to use all the parts

[round mica]

Now that you mentioned furries

[wide seal]

any1 else having shredder autopistol mastery points flashing after every game?

[round mica]

I need a good furry artist for when I get paid for my fursona commission

[astral basin]

I dont have shredder mastery yet

[round mica]

I need recommendations for good furry artists

[tired steeple]

I doubt you’ll find any here

[round mica]

[round mica]

I mean its 40k, theres gotta be at least 50 furries artists here

[fair bridge]

there are

[fiery wave]

Hotpot tasty.

[fair bridge]

many of them are sleep

[wide seal]

you need to repent

[tired steeple]

I don’t think the bible says anything about furries

[round mica]

What for?

[astral basin]

There it is.
The furry.
Now the skin is good for many things
Lotta people use em as carpet, but imma use it for more furrybait
Lotta furries get ecstatic at the idea of a mate, or even just to groom n examine each others pelt

[fair bridge]

you seem to have an odd fixation

[round mica]

[round mica]

Damn

[fair bridge]

it's too early for chud behavior

[astral basin]

The idea of a Hunter documentary
But the pret is. Furries. Ig.

[fair bridge]

bit sucks man sorry

[round mica]

When is the proper chudposting schedule

[fair bridge]

after i take a shower and give kisses to my two little guinea pigs

then i chud out for 18 hours

[astral basin]

Uh oh

[round mica]

Thats a bit sad

[fiery wave]

Likely better to ask in the fanart section.

[rain idol]

Search sum up on twitter idk

[fair bridge]

it is sad

[astral basin]

Finally
Found
The connotation for chud
That most actual sense holy shit
Cannibalistic humanoid underground dweller
“Some dirty bastard that lives under a rock”

[fair bridge]

being a chud is a sad existence

[fair bridge]

i think it's from some old B movie called chud

[astral basin]

Thats the acronym
Old b rated horror movie

I never got the spelling out of the movie name so i wrote it off bc “politics and old horror movie tf?”

[round mica]

Oh didnt even see that

[thick fog]

Finding a furry artist in any of 40k game server that features fanart must be a gem

Including those who submit YCH or open comms

[round mica]

Fr

I might search for someone who does horror esque art because my fursona is a spider

Itd be cool to have the art be a little unsettling

[sweet wraith]

a spider huh

[graceful fern]

Ordo Furros inquisitor and his fursona GF

[round mica]

Yuh :3 a tarantula to be exact

[ivory dawn]

I just slept through half of the day

[round mica]

I think this is the third time i see you having a shitty sleeping schedule and complaining about it

[hushed cipher]

owo

[ivory dawn]

Nah, I'm proud of it this time

I skip half a day of bullshit

[round mica]

Truee

[hushed cipher]

God i hate playing on US servers

[astral basin]

Ngl. Ever since i curtained my windows
Ive been sleeping like… well whoever said the phrase sleeping like baby lied like a mf hold on i need a different phrase

[fiery wave]

Pretty sure there's a bunch.

[ivory dawn]

I'm half-sure that all tyranid players are just furries with chitin
(Saying this as a tyranid player and enjoyer, I might be calling myself out-)

[tired steeple]

there's also the beastmen

[ivory dawn]

And lets not forget all the different iteration of the daemons of the warp that could be given the furry classification

[fiery wave]

Depends.

[ivory dawn]

Tzangors maybe

[fiery wave]

Aren't they just Chaos CHAOS Beastmen?

[ivory dawn]

Perhaps but I neglect to read the lore once more

[fiery wave]

Tzeentchian beastmen.

[astral basin]

Tzaangors are the only repped beastmen we have
And. Yes. They are chaos

Tzeench. Hence the bird face

[twin dirge]

[stuck wasp]

Tzaangor are more like Chaos Warrior than Daemon

[astral basin]

Honestly. I dont even think tzaangors are actually dedicated beastmen

[stuck wasp]

They are

[fiery wave]

They are.

[rough verge]

Tzaangor more like tzaamgbore

[fiery wave]

Literally Tzeentchian Beastmen.

[stuck wasp]

Their equivalent Khorngor, Pestigor and Slaangor are rarer, but they also exist

Khorngor have dog faces

[astral basin]

Theres the google. Fuck
Their origins arent even solidly placed

Like

Some of them were transmuted humans
Some were born that way

“They appear where tzeench wills it”

[stuck wasp]

Their fantasy ones is stated.
Beastmen pledged to Tzeentch.
AoS it is a Curse that Tzeench did in addition to the starting one.
As for 40k, it is both pledged Beastmens, and Ritual that change Cultist into Tzaangor iirc

[somber stream]

Got your ass handled?

[astral basin]

Thats fantasy
Which SHOULD serve as the base info
But. 40k does what ever

[stuck wasp]

Pledged Beastmen and cultist changed by rituals.

[fiery wave]

The connection might be awful currently.

[thick fog]

And 7 out of 10 are all jumped

[astral basin]

The tzaangor itself is a beastman by classification
Bc. Literally beast of a man.
The originator is a different story.

[thick fog]

From their art posts claiming as "fetish"

[fiery wave]

Eh? All jumped?

[thick fog]

Jumped as being harrassed by people

[fiery wave]

Ah. So left.

[elder merlin]

[astral basin]

Idk but im discovering just how cool tzaangor enlightened are
Always was a tzeench fan but. Never delved

[somber stream]

Yeah, Fatsharked

[soft sun]

FAT SHARK GET YOUR FREAKIN SHIT TOGETHER.

Sick of going to play online and server shit acting up all the time. ANY OTHER COMPETITIVE GAME WORKS FINE FOR ME. so it is not me. IT'S YOU. GET. YOUR. SHIT. TOGETHER. I just want to enjoy the game I paid for. IT IS A GOOD GAME. these bugs, glitches, connectivity issues.. It's gotta stop.

[astral basin]

#stingray-gettin-old

[thick fog]

In the fourth first millennia there's still latency when we have the high advanced technology

[fiery wave]

To be fair, ppl live in sewers like slums.

[round mica]

Something something captalism

[crystal ice]

i finally cleared havoc 25+

my hands are shaking

[astral basin]

High advanced?
Please. They mastered hardware. Their software is closer to an offline IBM pc

[thick fog]

Now do H40

[sweet wraith]

in the 3rd millennium people use tech from the 2nd millennium because the new stuff kinda sucks

[soft sun]

How the fuck are other people able to do havoc 25 when I can't even walk a straight fu king line right now in damnation cos of connectivity issues

[fiery wave]

We have smartwatches more high tech lul.

[rancid shore]

Sup freaks

Work sucks ass

[fiery wave]

Not a freak.

[hushed cipher]

Yes, indeed

Like always

[feral vessel]

not a freak (usually)

[faint bough]

quick question is dark tide cross platform?

[fiery wave]

You can turn it off if on console.

[ripe tangle]

I’m trying to sleep okay and as soon as I get sorta comfortable my cat starts screaming out the window at the deer, so I finally deal with it, then I get comfortable again and it’s too cold, so I go and deal with it, so I get comfortable again, this time the most comfortable I’ve been so far and I suddenly have to pee.

[faint bough]

ok thx i was just a bit confused y there was a playstation chat lol

[fiery wave]

Rolling 1s?

[somber stream]

At least you'll get to pee comfortably

[ripe tangle]

more or less lmao

[somber stream]

Would just stick around Asia if i were you

[fiery wave]

Ded servers.

[somber stream]

Hong Kong is fine

[twin flower]

Not that ded

[astral basin]

What faction should i dive?

[feral vessel]

bugs

anywhere but hive worlds

[fiery wave]

Is higher ping for her though. Not sure how bad.

[feral vessel]

trust me bro

[ripe tangle]

Clankers

because they’re the most fun

[twin flower]

minis?

[somber stream]

About 120, last i heard

150? Still not bad

[twin flower]

Not so bad

[knotty terrace]

Is the word teamwork some sort foreign concept or something to the darktide player base

[feral vessel]

clankers were fun until the flame brigade bitches started to ignite you from a mile away

[astral basin]

No votes on squids?

[somber stream]

Yeah that's 100% servicable

[feral vessel]

yes

[somber stream]

Go fight some bot

[fiery wave]

Gotta learn to speed run or you get left to die.

[feral vessel]

most dark tide players are unaware that coherency is an important part of the game

so go figure

[twin flower]

We ball

[fiery wave]

Only in late havocs you might find coordination. Maybe.

[twin dirge]

Add me on Xbox my good sir
Brainrot01

[fiery wave]

MAYBE.

[knotty terrace]

i know how to speed run i just dont like leaving people behind

[twin flower]

Mostly tryhards in Havocs tho

[twin flower]

Its you or them

[feral vessel]

damnation and heresy suffers from people that think they're god tier players anyways

[fiery wave]

Thing is, most others will just leave you to die.

[feral vessel]

at least from my experience

that is

[twin dirge]

[fiery wave]

And then they start to screech at you for playing on controller while dead.

[knotty terrace]

by the by this was during that cryonic rod mission was tryna throw that shit up to my teammates

[twin dirge]

Fuck

[astral basin]

The minor order is a kill order
5 days
200m bots, 250m squids, 600m bugs
Bug planet is rupture

[twin dirge]

Damn you and your private lobby

[astral basin]

Its friends only

Hol on

[feral vessel]

amazing

is rupture still bad

[somber stream]

Helldiver need more free stratagem

[twin dirge]

It's cuz my ass joined from home screen lmfao

[feral vessel]

I didn't like it when I was still playing the game regularly

[somber stream]

Can't remember the last time we get one of those

[fiery wave]

Give money.

[rancid shore]

Right right

[somber stream]

They have plenty of those

[astral basin]

HAHHAHA

[feral vessel]

buy the warbonds where 1 or 2 things are good and the rest are horrible

[knotty terrace]

i mean i play on auric level difficulty i would play havoc but i dont have a squad and havoc doesn't have quick play

[astral basin]

Hd2 has
Free heavy gun
And eagle strafe is currently napalm on target planets

[somber stream]

I bought them all already 🤡

Super Earth's biggest sucka

[twin flower]

There's a party finder

[fiery wave]

I just be friends with them. Nice ppl, you know.

[rancid shore]

Strafing run with the brrrrrt sound mod is awesome

[rancid shore]

I know

[twin flower]

I dont think you would want quick play on havoc where you just join randomly and its just chaos lmao

[knotty terrace]

i know bud but no one in the region i'm in uses the party finder

and if they do its pretty fucking rare

[twin flower]

change servers , its what some people do apparently

[fiery wave]

You get 3 fresh 30s in your h30 and demote.

[twin flower]

theres always the lexicanum for lfg's as well

[feral vessel]

i only bought like 1 or 2 warbonds because i was always a f2p player and never bothered to cash out for super creds

[knotty terrace]

and risk having bad wifi nah i'm good

[feral vessel]

and getting 1k super credits is usually like a week long experience of grinding

[twin flower]

get a cable

[limpid gyro]

lol I just tried to play a game on controller for the first time

it feels so weird

[somber stream]

You can farm 1000 SC in like an hour or two, but that burn me out personally and i'm lazy so i opt for the card

[knotty terrace]

i am using cable you schmuck

[feral vessel]

that is heavily subjective because of how stupid rng is

[somber stream]

Not if you have a squad and a plan

[feral vessel]

I mean, even solo it isn't that bad

it's still like 5 minutes per mission

[somber stream]

Dif 3, warp pack, FRV, scan the map in like 3 minutes or so

[feral vessel]

trivial is more consistent for farming i think?

[somber stream]

For solo yeah

[elder merlin]

[feral vessel]

considering there's always only one objective

[somber stream]

Dif 3 yield more space and bunker, perfect if you have more people to farm with

[feral vessel]

bunkers are tackalable even without friends

or even without the warp pack

[timber elk]

rolls into chat hey guys…

[somber stream]

Certainly, but it's the matter of speed we're talking here

[feral vessel]

use the mech to clip into the wall

[twin flower]

lil goober

[feral vessel]

why are you rolling

[timber elk]

Hi macintosk…and I don’t feel like moving…

[fiery wave]

You either eat the lag and deal with it or don't complain about pf. It just means nobody in your area plays it.

[feral vessel]

yeah i understand that

[twin flower]

If ball shaped, why not roll

[timber elk]

Today is just one of those days I realize my social life sucks

[twin flower]

[timber elk]

so now I am depressedball

[twin flower]

let's jsut stare into each other til it passes

[elder merlin]

[timber elk]

I don’t want to do that

[twin flower]

Good it worked already

[timber elk]

I just wanna lay here on the floor

[fiery wave]

Patpats. I know. Depression is bad.

[twin flower]

[elder merlin]

[knotty terrace]

You ain’t on you’re pat alone there bud

[timber elk]

I’ve been struggling with it for a really long time

[fiery wave]

Oh, I know. I just hide it for most part.

[timber elk]

Last year I finally managed to gain the courage to seek help but I genuinely don’t think it helped

Not to say it was my doctors fault. It’s on my part.

[knotty terrace]

Seek up?

[timber elk]

Seek help

[brazen pelican]

Depression fucking sucks, what do you mean I am bored but also don't want to do something fun?!

[fiery wave]

The cost to get actual help is crazy much.

[timber elk]

It wasn’t that bad to be honest

[fiery wave]

Or just play at 1% of your usual ability.

[twin flower]

[fiery wave]

And then feel worse because you play worse.

[brazen pelican]

Yeah. Actually it's also not just "not wanting to do something fun", it's "not wanting to do fucking anything, at all".

[timber elk]

Most of my days I just sleep

[fiery wave]

Thus, forcing to play.

[timber elk]

And most days I feel very tired

[knotty terrace]

Damn why this chat suddenly become so fucking depressing

[timber elk]

Sorry….

[brazen pelican]

Sometimes I do that, periodically I just don't play anything for like a week.

[timber elk]

I’ll go away…

[twin flower]

we trauma dumping today bois

[knotty terrace]

Oi don’t you fucking apologise

[brazen pelican]

A lot of people have depression, talking about it might let people know they're not alone or the only ones struggling which might help.

[knotty terrace]

You fucking stay you

[fiery wave]

I know, is why my backlog. And the lack of mood to play soulslike.

[timber elk]

Okay…

[knotty terrace]

Truth

[timber elk]

sits on floor

[brazen pelican]

Understandable, can relate way too hard.

[brazen pelican]

I've got a good supply of free hugs if you're interested! :>

[fiery wave]

Naw, just stay around. Many understand, we deal with it as well.

[timber elk]

No thank you. Someone else probably needs it more than I do

[knotty terrace]

No you need a hug

[brazen pelican]

I have enough for everyone and then some! :3

[knotty terrace]

Don’t like it to bad

[twin flower]

based

[timber elk]

It’s not that I don’t want one. It’s just apart of my self-loathing issues.

[marsh iris]

loafing

[twin flower]

become bread

[fiery wave]

As long you don't try eating.

[knotty terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/white-cat-loaf-cat-loaf-white-cat-loaf-gif-16862627457430407468

[marsh iris]

self-raising

[fiery wave]

This is why you need it more.

[brazen pelican]

I only eat those that deserves it. Like Guardsmen, Commissars, Crewman and Inquisitors.

[twin flower]

you b'read' my mind

[timber elk]

But someone else probably needs it more. sits next to Karien

[brazen pelican]

Not a contest, everyone gets a hug!

[twin flower]

we should all huddle together like penguins

[fiery wave]

Excuse me, I'm not on the menu. Unless you want a hundred kraks stuck to you.

[brazen pelican]

You are an exception. :3

[fiery wave]

Eh, you need it more now though.

[knotty terrace]

If it makes you feel you lot feel any better my farts hospitalise small children

[timber elk]

hugs both Karien and Neuro

[elder merlin]

Shut up, we care about our friends here

[knotty terrace]

@fiery wave yeah yeah stare at me all you want I’m only stating the truth

[rancid shore]

Kill maim burn

[twin flower]

am dorking it

[hushed cipher]

Playing with a US friend 💔

I am fucking shit up tho

[elder merlin]

I will eat your corpse

[rancid shore]

The chilliest khornate berserker

[twin flower]

heh

[knotty terrace]

Ok cannibal

[nocturne horizon]

is admech out yet

[twin flower]

come back next year

[elder merlin]

Yes

[rancid shore]

This is the right one

[timber elk]

somehow has disappeared from the group. Than a few moments later drives a car through the building wall. Rolls out of the driver side and has a bag of Swedish fish. Munching on candy

[round mica]

This stew surely is a little unhinged

[timber elk]

No….just a depressedball today….eats some Swedish fish

[round mica]

Whats gotten you so down little stew

[timber elk]

A lot of things. It’s two days away from Christmas and nobody has gotten me gifts outside of family and all of my online friends are away spending time with their family.

Plus I’m struggling with my self-loathing so it’s really hard for me to do anything even the basic of chores like wishing dishes are very hard for me to do.