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the dog automates enough specialist-hunting to sort of play the game for you on anything below damnation
the problem with arbite is unlike with ogryn playing them reinforces really bad game habits
i am aware of the lore
Yeah that's kind of what it looked like for me on the low difficulties
Like I'd be on the lookout for special enemies just to see the Arbites dog auto lock onto them and I didn't have to do anything
yeah, card board
abosolute COAL alert
watching my arby teammates eating crusher overheads with true grit 
I think maul is fucking hilarious
Shame. But thanks for checking it out regardless mallow
he's SO out of pocket
authoritarian embodies the slivers of humanity the fascist machine can't beat out and you WILL like them or ELSE!!!
and who is mallow
maul is willing to share rashuns with brawler
good enough in my book 
I don't know
my name is mallowmasukkahwanzashiali
the whole MANDATED EDICT schtick is so good too
and i will be addressed as such
no my favourite chapter is black templars we need MORE fasicm.
that is a joke.
wait this is so true

i'm slapping my belly right now not like a seal
it is time to seal the deal
dogryn DM'd me privately and said that is not a joke and they are 100% actually serious in real life
i just thought u guys should know
LOL
i told you that in confidence.
and i said it in public, confidently
the black templars are so cool because they no car abo utthe coderx asteretes and they fuuck they kjill the zeno and ii FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I'M STUPID STUPID STUPI DSTRUPID
Who the fuck are the red scorpions
they're based
you think that's bad kid...? heh... try being a lamenters fan...
are your tweets also this funny because im considering following just off of that
Red scorpions are like the racist's racist of SM chapters
Arbites is the best class because you can have a pet dog that you can PAT
they arent
i don't tweet on my main account ever and when i do it's serious shit do NOT follow me
And Hive Ganger is second best because you can make drugs you inject onto yourself
Hell divers is cool until you hear the theme for dark tide
I kinda wanna play Zealot/Psyker just for the voice lines
I'll follow you home instead then
ogryn is the best because
ogryn
you need to start tweeting fucking please
Helldivers is cool after maybe 10 hours then the devs nerf everything to the ground and it gets unplayable
We switched from Helldivers to Darktide on my rec with a friend lol
Helldivers is just kinda annoying with how squishy you are
psyker probably wins out in the personality department just from savant alone
AHAAHGAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 67 AHAHAHAHHA
I'm going to kill you.
good character
I DO just ADORE getting to carry five flamethrowers into battle tho 🔥
savant is so sweet and kind :)
6 7!!!!!
tbh just run explosion resistant medium armor on bots and you're practically immortal without speed loss
Well actually you see i think you might be just be forgetting one thing which may be a teensy wheensy bit small but i assure you it can not be overlooked
And that is Ogryn
8 9!!!!!
6 7 🤪
savant is really interesting
All the character interactions are great
having the personality have history being an enforcer is really interesting
I've been having a lot of fun just listening to the different personalities interact
wait hold on
Oh I wasn't really paying attention to the background bit
Counter argument, darktide has a religious fanatic with a flamethrower which is way better than "democracy!!!" guy
I thought it was just Cadia/Not Cadia and the personality you chose
nil and pit dog, I like both yer pfps
its the sona
I just wanted the odst armor and yeah soon lost interest trying to get it
they're aware of all of the problems inherit to the lex and the organization they were apart of but not to a degree that they're able to criticize it at all even despite everything that's happened and that's really interesting
Helldivers kinda sucks ngl i regret buying it a lot
okay dogryn i know you hate me but it's almost christmas you have to be nice.
I'm honestly rlly glad someone else sees it too
Having a playable Mechanicus character would be interesting
thank you
followed you anyway make sure to disappoint me
"This shit sucks but if I say something they might blow my shit smoove off so I'm staying silent"
i already got coal for christmas im crashin out!!!!!!
What I have to say is
I don’t think I’ll be playing it
Savants just have 'struggle' written all over them in more ways than one and I think that makes them really fucking cool
Gamma pistol go BEEWMM
Waste of thirty bucks but it is what it is
see you'd think it would be this but they say other things that would in normal situations get them executed
Such is life
Same. Can't even get a refund because I bought it when it was fun (release)
b-but you can bayonet tanks, es funi
i am now playing darktide
Tbf this is the Imperium, like 90% of people would probably rather blow their top off than question their beliefs
Frog
time to remind the world why im top 1 hive scum in the EU
Is there frogs in 40k?
that'll never happen....
loud eviscerator noises?
Sounds like funny
If that was true the Imperium wouldn't exist
Because you're the only hive scum player ? 
@vivid badger did I ever tell you your PFP is cute? Can't recall
Nah
People don’t like dying that much
Yeah except in 40k the bad apples is that the entire bunch is rotten and theres like 3 good apples
no you didn't. you hate me and want me dead.
How so
Poster boy gulliman
Wait..what? How?
Isn't the only thing keeping the Imperium just blind faith and throwing your life away to keep it going
Savant is kind of like that one simpsons episode of a guy trying to be normal and reasonable in a hopelessly bonkers setting
they just wanna finish their 16 hour shift n go eat their corpse starch in peace maaan
exactly.... so perplexing....
(There are people who fall to chaos and skirt the rules etc. but that's not a majority of the population)
Wtf is wrong with me I'm sorry
You have a lot of characters in 40k that constantly THINK about how their superiors are dumbasses that will probably doom everyone but they rather do shit so they DON'T get shot by the superiors
Or worse
Servitor
Man I love eating the mummified processed garbage of a corpse
oh my gosh nothing at all I'm just being silly omg
They don't say anything outloud but they do be thinking "shit sucks"
Oh...sorry I can't understand jokes online
i love my friends
Hm yeah that's fair enough
the imperium of man is in a perpetual state of about to collapse and yeah the only thing that keeps them on their feet is they can keep the vast majority of the population blind and dogmatic enough to throw themselves into the gears willing
it's okay i can't understand them irl 🐱
lisenting to a audio story where khornate chaos forces show more compassiom for a conscripted factorum worker than his commisar was hilarious
I don't because thats gay and im only gay for my girlfriend
Until the nails hit the spot and they blackout for 10 seconds and stomp the shit out off the worker
some people die of thirst
this is why we're in the #EternalCenturyofChaosVictory #Lorgarwuzright #Selltheemperorintopsychicslavery
omg me too, I'm also gay for your girlfriend 🐑

they were regular mortals but also yes 
To me
It’s more that ignorance is the wall
A dam thats helplessly being plugged as it pours
#LegalizeVirusBombs
That makes sense on why they were showing compassion then
Prospero pre heresy was so nice
we need more sympathetic chaos characters james workshop make if the emperor had a tts device's version of uriah olathaire canon NOW!
Lorgar wasn't right because he was a whiny bitch but he did find chaos which was kinda based
which was the thing he was right about

What's going on here?
he lost his son in the battle n they're all like. "oh bloody ell m8 thas aweful, oh hell they didnt even give you shoes wtf?" it was great xD never b4 had I considered the other side having a point xD
Yeah but he was annoying so that makes him wring
Wrong*
@round mica is a heretic
lorgar is winning forever sitting on his bare butt and getting paid infinite money for being apart of chaos undivided
Lmao
lorgar is a pussy
Sus
Till Warp Juiced Corvus finds him
My favorite legion is Night Lords
So you're right
Aaaaa
corvus corax gets fucked by like one nurgling
but eternal sadge because the imperium uses his beeg book but doesnt acknowledge him
read lorgar has a pussy and almost passed out
Why we got so many night lord fans in this server
no horus is the one with a pussy
insert image of Gumble crying "when theyre slandering your favorite character but ur know they right"
I swear a new one pops up every other week
Because theyre cool
Unless its the same guy
i'd imagine at this point lorgar is probably more ecstatic that the thing he made fucked everything up for the imperium than sad
Its because we have come for you
me when i accidentally join turning point usas discord
"This will show them after they burned Monarchia"
Just waiting for it to burst.
OME please yes I want a 17 volume personal tragedy of Nosesmash Braineater of the Orphanage Exploders chaos warband
What if Leandros is right about Titus and it shows that he was possessed by the end of space marine 3
I mean, how would they with so much Imperium propaganda around?
the objective good guys.
james workshop stop predominately writing from the perspective of the imperium too so i can have my toy
And how he's killed by the very good guy stomper of babies of families that were maybe innocent but my book said it was heresy and I fund every single exterminatus that happened and i spent 9000 trillion on making a powersuit to stomp more totally heretic babies
poetry 
I like Tyberos, he funi
Can i go one day without having to read Tyberus name in anything warhammer related
He's always there
me when I mispell things
DID YOU KNOW TYBERUS THE RED WAKE IS THE BIGGEST SPACE MARINE EVER AND HE HAS TO WEAR MODIFIED TEMRINATOR ARMOR?!??!! Slop
I thought Moloch was bigger?
Let me have a Chaos game that doesn't feel like Imperium propaganda.
Pretty sure Moloch is bigger but Tyberus is wider
tyberus and his little space marine
whos the stronkest sister of battle who isnt a saint? do we have that?
me
my wife
I want a game that shows how much the Imperium sucks and how they're also bad when put together with the other legions
I hate imperium good guy propaganda
Probably the one without a helmet
Blood Pact game'd be fun
ephrael stern
so true
I forgot the name of that one sister that uses a mech and killed a night lord
love the blood pact
oh Yeeaaah
or wait she might be a saint
pft
or no she's just hanging out with some aeldari now
True, like an even more down to earth story. No lies.
She did get help from a Black Templar captain but we dont talk about that
organized chaos. lol I just like seeing competant logistics etc
if it's who i think it is that black templar captain didn't even really do anything
Inquisitor game that puts into perspective that the Imperium is COMPLETELY evil by us doing very bad things to "kill chaos"
she's in the fall of cadia yeah?
but I'd also love a 30k game during the great crusade where everything seems glorious and awesome
rogue trader would kinda fit the bill but by virtue of being an rpg it gives you the option to be hitler rather than forcing you to do iconoclast as it should've.
Just the cold truth of how they do it. Without the blanket to hide it.
If it wasnt for him she would've died midway in the story and not even reached the leader of the warband
yeah but he got mogged so it doesn't count
Tell about how much worse they can be... and make one question things.
Yeah but not everyone is into turn based games so a different type of game would be cool
I was rooting for him to win 
heal 2000% of your toughness using a stimm but only through regeneration now.

i need to do a couple penances so i can unlock the moebian 6th helmet mask combo
i'm like 50 penis points away but i just can't be bothered
The toughness one suuuuuuucks so bad
Shooter like Spec Ops. But you see things as is, no propaganda hiding the truth.
took me an entire afternoon to do
even focusing it it's so slow dawg
i'm at 34/2600 right now :)
fat shark what were you thinking
bad pyskers need to be studied
maybe just do shock troop gauntlet or some shit and walk through tox bomber clouds a lot
preferably through autopsy
I purposely took hits then stimmed lul. Malice maulers work without instadeath.
you need to luck out with a bad enough pub team that loses toughness constantly but doesn't have any significant toughness gen talents/abilities or farm it with bots or just get yourself toughness broken and use it on yourself
Do note, mortis, I also have slow regen from colossus.
zealot or hive scum. pick for me.
sive hcum
maybe i could do a lot of campaign missions? sounds like it'd be perfect for queueing with new players
they match all the criteria
the ragged king needs me
It could work? But it's still so slow
the ragged king is the first woke 40k character
greyfax
i need to go out soon anyway. changing oil
People tend to either have 100 toughness or be waiting for a rescue
You mean, Gaefax.
making this one up
you made a whole wiki page for like an arg or something that's crazy...
Idk if I'm playing Ogryn wrong but it does feel like I'm either crushing swarms or tanking to near death before my team can clear the wave
what level are you
21 atm
I don't even use stimm supply lol I'm like the only scum that plays stimmless
Just reached it
Why you take matters into your own hands. All into toughness and let it break for like 150 points per break.
Yea that's how I finished it
Someone get that warlock out of the frame
once you hit 30 you'll have access to your full talent tree and that will give you some talents to help with survivability
keep in mind your dodges push enemies out of the way
and sliding (crouch while sprinting) can help you dodge ranged fire
i think it works on ogryn anyway
he is a big guy though
Oh lawd I remember when ogryns didn't have that 
Ogryn pre rework was the worst class to level for me
I feel like they could increase the toughness required, but always grant points based on 50% (with the nodes) of toughness granted even without actually granting it due to being full.
i think they cover sliding to dodge ranged fire in the tutorial right?
it's been so long i don't remember
which weapon are you using?
its been so long
Idr either but it's not covered in the basic tutorial
the hit song
basic tutorial only covers dodging melee
ogryn has so much stagger and the barge effect on dodge that big crowds of small enemies should not be troubling you when played correctly
I'm gonna boot the game up rn and check
dodging yes, sprinting thru crossfire yes, i dont think sliding.
Anyways im off to work
Cya yall STINKIES later
Hrm?
makes sense!
oh hank answered nvm
They do cover sliding from cover to cover, but not towards the enemy iirc
(even though that's how it's used in game lol)
yeah its not intuitive that an ogryn can
you know
limbo dodge slide beneath enemy bullets
but it does work
Cover slide is VERY briefly mentioned iirc
It was an a cover to b cover 10ft away thing
Ngl. The tutorial had me thinking it was gonna be a tactical shooter when i first downloaded
lol the tutorial teaching u how to take cover
Fr I was greatly surprised when I actually started playing
Well yes, if enemies suppressed more often and it had an effect on melee accuracy or summat then taking cover would be more important. At least a slight toughness Regen increase when behind some would aid in that
Haha boom
A lot of abilities in the game also make you defacto unsuppressed when used as well, which imo they really shouldn't or at least have a diminishing over time affect such as hiding in a Psyker bubble
The movement and horde density has been ramped from a year or so ago
Chances for a tactical room to room build version is out the door w how they get
forgot that zealot was fun
Zealot goes swing
Is there a trick to the Twins bossfight I should know about ?
Twice now I've lost right at the end with pugs
rinda's pretty easy
The melee one keeps targetting me and I don't really know what to do
^
Yh but I feel like either I get hit from them or I get hit from the enemies around
i slide dodge compulsively
kill rodin first, keep in mind Rinda has a 360° swing attack and that's about it
you're gonna get hit at ogryn. try to keep your toughness up by sticking close to the team (or as close as you can) and killing enemies
I don't know how but fighting twins is still an insurmountable obstacle to like 70% of the playerbase
And I'm not nearly good enough to solo the twins
Hm fair enough
I tend to dodge away and get dragged away from my team
Kill roding first and have at least 2 people dealing with specials to relieve pressure, you have time, and if you can kite rinda everything else should fall into place.
Drop down to uprising for it
I tend to get into the twins face. Or the
“I WANT YOUR SPLEEN AND SKULLS” play style
i kinda get it there's a lot of really easy ways to trip up and die during the fight
Its hilariously out of tune with every other map in the campaign
Is it really that bad ?
the more you fight the twins the easier it will be to figure out their patterns
Yes
i think once it gets hammered into your head you need people clearing the room it gets way easier
It is still the hardest mission in the game
i personally don't think so. some players just don't know what to do in that fight.
True
Imagine h40 orthus offensive
it becomes basically effortless if you have a coordinated team
Lack of coordination of qp pubs is really the main issue here
For me. Fighting the sister is easy. Block all of her attack and when she gets tired. Start to wallop her with attack. As for the brother. Just watch out for the mines
the main thing that'll trip people up is the maulers
Y'know who it is, it's ya boy recaf
It would be literally the worst
ideally someone is busy tanking the aggro while the others damage the twins and or clear chaff as needed
i think players have more problems with the elite/special spawns in that fight than the actual twins
if oyu have someone dedicated to bending over and fucking maulers you get to live a life full of beauty and love and happiness
Yeah people aren’t good at killing specials or elites
again going back to some people not being good at multitasking in this game
it is what it is
it's a skill that needs to be developed over time
Bonus annoyances: if you dont get a full party the bots never enter the arena
Hell even after the hive scum got released people have been really trash at reviving
Like I can be completely safe to get and my troglodytes teammate are scared for their life dealing with one crusher
i maybe kind of get it
Anyways twins is not bad when you have a build set up, but at level 13 when you unlock it it sorta sucks
everyone played hive scum and learned to live a life of fear when trying to revive
My biggest problem is the armored ragers
It’s really not hard to play hive scum.
it isn't
I don't know how to deal with that unit type in melee
i think the bully club special (mouse 4) can actually knock them down lol
You have to dodge while bonking
Or have stupid amount of damage so that your offense is your defense
hive scum's main barrier of entry is the fact a lot of people don't really understand how to dodge
I don't tbh
i told some people here i bound dodge to mousewheel down and i was regarded as some sort of unfashionable freak
I just dodge backwards
Which is strange since the game has been out for nearly 4 fucking years at this point
Yeah some people forget that this game is genuinely hard for what it is and the combat loop can and will overwhelm some people
it's tough being a gangster 😔
push attacks deal with ragers well, and if you can't keep dodging backwards you start blocking and trying for a push attack
I have mine on m5
and so when the people who play this game who i have to believe are actually just people sized ants made by a scientist in a lab on an island who never dodge or push or do anything but swing their melee and shoot the recon lasgun into hordes try out hive scum they get filtered
well, some push attacks
not bad, i like the tactile nature of having it on mousewheel
God I hate recon lasgun users
like when i pull the wheel down i'm literally pulling my character back
it's a great feeling
I like the discrete feeling per dodge
Just a simple brain. Just point and shoot
I bound my dodge on alt because my space key is damaged from overuse
oggy and psyker with warp push can also push ragers unless theyre in their unshovable state iirc
Makes my rythming with slides easier
i need to go change my oil now
Also mmobrain
fuck my stupid chud life
I'm ngl playing Ogryn has made it easy to figure out "If you always use your gun you're going to run out of ammo" really easy to learn 
it frustrates me because, like, the recon lasgun build everyone runs on vet IS actually a really good new player build but everyone who makes videos on it is a moron and encourages people to use it the WRONG WAY!
My favorite build rn is db shovel
I also hate dueling sword users. Like they get to poke things and live a happy life. Meanwhile I’m with my shivs gambling if I’m gonna get a crit or not
yeah erm guys this is my ifninite ammooo recooon lasgun build and baasically you never have to swap off the recon lasgun you can just stand still and shoooot everythingggg
Remember the jeficus build which had +carapace damage on recon las
Bring back stand still mf
lol
I want to crouch walk while spraying
i will never EVER forget the game i played with someone where they were running the recon lasgun and they actually died like over two dozen times
Like im getting 85% crit rate and meanwhile my shivs do jack shit against a regular scab bruiser who is tanking 6 fucking shiv strikes
make sure to always take every ammo bag too just in case
because we'd pick them up and they just flat out refused to swap to their melee
Should have gotten a ss of yhe 100 death game I had
In uprising
Isn't the lasgun super slow
But when my crits do roll in I can two tap a crusher
no you don't get it the damage i'll do to the monstrosity with my recon lasgun is USEFUL PLEEEASE
Not the recon
Like what the fuck is this bullshit
Recon is "no full auto in the building"
recon is the spam gun
my package is almost here.
hold left click watch damage number go up
everyone hold hands with me and pray.
No
Not until my shivs get a buff in damage
So I just came back from a hiatus. How do I harvest blessings now? It says Mastery Level Maxxed Out and won't let me sacrifice weapons.
Do you not have a high cc?
I’m tired of stabbing a gunner surviving 5 stabs to the head
go to the masteries tab and you can unlock them from there
You can just get them now
No more hadron murdering your gun
from where?
masteries tab and then select the weapon you leveled up
And then it lets you fill in the blessings
Oh no did blessings and perks use to be random rolls
Yes
Oh christ
it was fucking awful
I spent 130k plasteel
it was actually worse then vermintide it's insane
On helbore
I felt that pain when they made it random in Monster Hunter World
Fucking trash
it was half the reason i never played any class other than veteran
Thanks!
you could change 2 of either the perks or blessings and thats it
then it was locked forever
That's so shit
Did Zealot chat got disneyified? No more pics of frogs ?
Idk I dont go there anymore
zealot chat is an evil hive of scum and villainy
when i rolled a perfect lasgun i cried for seven days and seven nights
there are
by allah forgive me for saying this
zealot players in there
Is Ogryn really focused on one type of weapon ? I'm struggling to find a point in using my ranged weapon at all since I'm specced into melee and I can just let my team pick off the ranged specials
Friendly Rock
🪨
Especially if using heavy attacks and staggering the carapace specials is better than trying to use my ranged weapon
Yeah I was blind sorry
oggy guns are mostly a sidearm, theyre a melee heavy class
gunlugger builds exist but theyre very ammo hungry and PBB isn't great rn
Hmmmm I see
Give arbites a heavy stubber
a rule of thumb for this game is that despite guns existing everyone is primarily using their melee with your gun existing as a secondary
They got one in miniature form
but like with ogryn this is doubly the case
So should I just get a shield for that survivability if I'm trying to tank
Can Hive Scum please please get dual plasma pistols so I can just oneshot bosses
Unless your hive scum with Mac-10s than your gun is your primary
Heavy stubber first pal
Yeah I understood that part but I thought it was more melee for clearing and CC then ranged for specials and big enemies
The rest after
Or 1911s
Best way to tank is to kill and stagger
Hice Scum:
the best defense is a good offense
aka keep killing and you will keep getting toughness because of the talents near the top of oggys tree
Play oggy.
I understand now
1911s are so good in this game
you're fatter than me you're shorter than me you're greedier than me
I am fat IRL I don’t want to project it in game : (
This is why pickaxes are noce
You feel like your in a John wu film
Gib powerfist though.
Oggy has a 6 pack
Doves are flying, bullets are flying everywhere
They have heavy stubber.
Give hive scum dual thammers
my package is here...
What is it
my physical copy of all tomorrows...
weird and gay but have fun
What's a better sidearm for Ogryn ? I was thinking the Kickback and Rumbler aren't great cause they're only a single shot but I'm not sure if the grenade gauntlet is any good
Oh cop
Rumbler is great actually
all tomorrows isn't speculative biology it's actually real and C.M. Kosemen just had a vision of the future
Excuse me.
I haven't tried the rumbler
kickback is pretty good, rumbler is one of the most broken weapons in the game lmao
Rumbler is the most busted thing.
Ok I guess I'll get a Rumbler 
I hope tf not, ion wanna be a wall trash-eater flesh thing
Kickback is funni possible shotgun sniper.
rumbler is hilarious
that 'klang' upon direct impacting a heretic, cartoon shit
Rumbler sounds like uncle Pete’s good old Toyota hilux
no it's okay you and I will be the star people
twin linked stubbers are kinda poopy rn, single stubbers are alright if you need something for sniping, and grenade gauntlet is like a fatass revolver, also good for picks at a distance or staggers
why did the gravitals do all that
GG got buffed, but it's SKILL shot to kill.
I want a physical copy of Nature of Predators
those cute lil venlil things emasculate me
Hey what’s the best bolt pistol pattern?
Don’t worry it won’t happen.
i need to buy vol 1 and 2 of humanity lost next but i hate paperbacks and the hardcovers are EXPENSIVE!!!
oh and the ripperguns are solid too, good for toughness regen in a pinch
Wrong term. Whats the opposite of emasculate
the default one i think
Giant Automatic Shotgun
God Bless
Ok apparently there is no opposite of emasculate. I will come up with a new word
those cute lil venlil things masculate me
What's so good about it ?
It’s a grenade
Doesn't seem to do that much damage in the Psykhanium
You launch grenades at things
Oh is it just for CC
Sticks to ogryns for special ogryn sticking power
Not just orgyns
a lot of things not maxxed out are a little underwhelming
It can stick to any boss and any type of Orgyn
plague ogryns too and thats it
It’s called ogryn nuke for a reason
Not taking any other answer
Oh but the rumbler I equipped doesn't stick
You gotta put the blessing on it
ye the sticking is a blessing
Oh ok
It can horde clear, kill armoured, kill bosses, CC everything while doing it.
The only downside is the limited ammo.
Do the event you get a bunch of materials
the event ended
Fuck
Ah
no free aquillas for you.
It's fine, I'll do a quickplay with it
Pat pat
Get some mastery
I was taking about the diamintine
it's diamantine actually....
Since I’m broke when it comes to that
I wasted all my aquillas + purchased aquillas turning my psyker into a piss psyker
Whatever stinky
Just need to grind more missions
i smell great.
It doesn’t change the fact I’m broke on that stuff
Kobold pfp says otherwise
🐰🕛👈
everyone says this and then they fall onto their knees BEGGING for my forgiveness in the end it's okay
And I wasn’t calling you stinky because you smell. I call everyone stinky.
my magic the gathering koboldsona is OBJECTIVELY and ONTOLOGICALLY the best there's ever been so i'm going to start swinging a sock full of coins over my head now
I literally held the trench crusade discord server at gun point calling everyone stinky
tf is an ontology i hate you
Must've been weak
it's okay because i love you so it cancels out.
Chat @erryone what the fuck is an ontolology
I was very charming. All I said was “okay stinkies. If you were given the option to become a unit in trench crusade. Who would you be”
Ontology
study of the nature of being, becoming, existence or reality, as well as the basic categories of being and their relations
ontological
adjective
on·to·log·i·cal ˌän-tə-ˈlä-ji-kəl
1
: of or relating to ontology
an ontological principle
2
: relating to or based upon being or existence
Virtual environments engage millions of people and billions of dollars each year. What is the ontological status of the virtual objects that populate those environments?—
David Leech Anderson
I’m not reading that lol
Because I can’t read
How did we get from ogryn weapons to this?
I aint reading allat. Good for you. Or sorry that happened
eats a pencil wot?
Will I be killing eldritch abominations? eats another pencil
Inquisitor grendyl promised me a felinid woman if I beat Havoc 40
Stop eating the fucking pencils there’s lead in em
I am a lamb. Eat my wool stinky.
They lied to you cause it's Dukane who does the havocs, not inquisitors
Did you get That promised 3000 years ago?
dukane please let me crack you
What's up lads
Wot
Who the fuck starts a conversation like that I just sat down
I will be eating lamb this Christmas if you continue talking like that
the emperor protects and the guard prevails and on god we're all cracking the commissar
And I will marry you to the person you most love if you also keep talking like that to me
can someone join me am new and I get to campaign xi on heresy difficulty but no is joining me and I keep losing help please
How’s that a bad thing
There are channels for that
I will join you in a little bit, I am making breakfast my chum
Financial debt
Mommy dukane please please please please
Also #vox-lfg-lexicanum
Ceru they said they are new. They most likely didn’t know
I don’t think so
Also also, can't join you cause you don't have your FS code (found in your social profile section of the menu) in your discord server name
@lavish solstice
60 years old btw
Also I like to think the positive things I do will make people’s lives better. While I suffer^^
AND?
Freak
hey chat
Why hello stinky buggy
oh dude this beautiful goddess is like 40 she's tainted you're not supposed to like her anymore
Maybe I’ll eat the other way then
How's it?
Same here dude
sips on a vanilla milkshake
who is we
What is a we?
Is vanilla better or strawberry?
us
Y'know, I really need to get some legitimate builds going because I can't keep going into missions and feeling useless
Both is good. I like both
Mister E has some decent builds
Than again I don’t know how chat feels about him
hang him with jumper cables
I'll check him out at some point and make up my mind about him
Class channels here have good builds, just check da pins
Harsh. Very harsh.
First of all you need to figure out what you want your character to be good at
Mister E legitimately does not know what he's talking about
this isn't even hyperbole on my part
This reminds me of the two zealot voice bonding lines (non judge and the non drunk one) where it's like; "I canny get me work done with all this fire, shield me with your bodies!" And the reply is "only if you likewise, promise to do the same!"
Content creators in general really
Ryken
well like honest to god a lot of the bigger darktide youtubers at least have a decent grasp on the game's basic mechanics so you can listen to them about some things
you should only get your opinions from tanner
I'm not too sure of that myself so I'll just do something, I don't know, I'm a little lost
Called it
Tanner is the only real choice cause they are hyper autistic about the game mechanics to such an insane degree
tanner is fantastic he should have won content creator of the year
Mister E will misinterpret a lot of the talents and abilities in this game and just say shit that isn't true
And I say that in a positive way btw
his video on autoguns still has me baffled
But didn’t tanner really get butt hurt about not being apart of the creator program?
and incredibly racist (based to black templar fans)
you guysd..
he purposefully fires the IAG in a way to make it seem like it's worse than it actually is
That’s like….extremely childish if you ask me
oh it has sooo much recoil guys and it's actually really really bad it does NO damage guys
You know what I hate just as much as black Templar fans? Ultramarine fans
the macraggots
Didn't know about that, but that's an extra point
Not as childish as dming people here to harass, or sending in randoms to spy or sow discord here
Both things tanner also does
if tanner wasn't a maladapted weirdo + chud combo i would say he usually has the right idea for some build concepts
Wow uhhh……really made a huge difference between the two huh?
the problem is he has the brain for it because all he does is sit on his ass and play MMOs all day so he's trained to minmax
Yeah not wrong about everything but certainly not a good person in general
et away
i think he still has a tendency to be kind of wrong about a couple things
That's how you know they are an expert in the topic.
I wouldn't trust a normal looking person for a build in WoW, I would trust the balding middle aged man who threw his life away
I don’t know I always assumed tanner was a ass when I first saw his videos
BOOM!
😼
everyone should listen to my builds
whatsup licht, are you there yet
Like he has a ego of a double decker buffet
this is kind of true
Just cause you are an ass doesn't mean you are wrong, unfortunately
@stuck wasp My Necro signs were right. Something is about to happen soon!
my builds are actually the best ones theyre on ogrynomicon dot com
Yeah for a good while now lol, only a few hours train ride away
No. But it also i don’t have to watch his content
You.
No one said you had to
Exactly 
i think it was worse a few years ago when he didn't have a handle on his anger issues and would start working himself up so bad he could barely speak
Me 😼
ok you can come back for h40 now
That's the beautiful part, no one has to
Yea, he is in speech therapy for it iirc
people here have a much much better grasp on the games workings
i am an expert on darktide.
use the helbore and only the bayonet and walk never run
Except the topic is specifically about YTbers and not people in the discord
Amazing what can happen when you collab with the entire darktide community instead of listening to one person above all
use shovel and helbore and vuy krieg cosmetics
how many people know of havoc boss triggers by now
Okay than what color is saint celestines- …….im not gonna finishe that
all krieg larpers must report to mandatory reeducation today.
Oh I know I know!
BURGUNDY. NEXT QUESTION.
i larp as a loving husband
I know cause I intentionally trip em
HUH!?!!!!!
WINGS. WHAT COLOR ARE HER WINGS YOU DEGENERATE KOLBOLD
How it goes?
i am stoic
Cooking, reading, talking, sleeping
Nuh uh
Peak holiday activities
@drowsy lynx in havoc, going through certain doorways/checkpoints in the map will make monstrosities auto spawn. These are guaranteed though differ from seed to seed
socializing
Lovely!
they're calling me the world's most ethical monarch and saying that i have the divine mandate
Why are you pinging me with this
Cause you reacted confused to the message regarding it
I do not abide by your reality’s or laws
@drowsy lynx in havoc there are enemies that you must kill
Thinking doesn't mean confused
HOLY SHIT REALLY!?!!!!!!!
THIS IS GAME BREAKING NEWS

i need to restock on oat milk thank you for reminding me
Malk
oat milk
how can i get more
hear ye hear ye
sigismund invades bohemia
HOLY SHIT IS THAT FREAKING STITCH?!
yes i am stitch
i wish i didn't have a milk almond allergy so i could drink almond milk all day.
how can i get square boxes quickly so i can make the spidergirl upgrades my weapon
nut milk
i cant drink milk
confused lamb screams
Oh not yet, that bit comes after
Relatives, leeches
silk dark chocolate almond milk is like drinking the world's sweetest most delicious juice but it makes my throat tingle
...diamantine..?
Welp no other choice but to inject it i guess
pick em up during missions
umm
How many cubes do you have
i have 455 cubes
I call them cakes but cubes are fine
MORTIS TRIALS
ok thx i will try to find
800 fucking hours in this game and i can't remember the word mortis.
More like
Snoretis trials
i need to just start punching myself
Yes
🍅
i still dont have good weapon
why aren't you red yet
lilo in rehab
it's lilo
Oh shit
lilo would never relapse.
No!
not character accurate.
you're ruining my fucking immersion
You get good weapons by the reroll and then maxing them out on the rolls you want
What. The. Fuck.
give brunt your money
but the spidergirl demands a lot of cubes
You must sacrifice for the greater good
where do i find the reqs for playing higher difficulties?
is she? he? space mr. krabs
Are you feeling it now?
in the mission menu
you hover over your highest difficulty, and there is a bar, complete missions of that difficulty to fill it and unlock the next
ok, someone explain to me why they named a tank commander "Knight Commander"
milo? the mask's dog?
who signed off on this travesty
Thats the Rank
because it sounds cool
he's a knight and a commander and he likes tanks. that's fine.
except mechs called Knights are a thing
the woke mob is trying to cancel knight commander dragor
Heyyy anyone has a fun build to play? not a meta one, I play heresy with my noob friends and its kinda boring 🙁 tysm
cant believe someone could shit talk dragor smh
what class do you play?
are those Knights in Tertium rn? are they in the room with us?
they're not and thats the issue
well without knowing the class you use, cant recommend any
oh wait knight commander is just a normal rank for tank commanders in the guard
I can play all class including dlc I have all lvl 30
i thought they made that up
simply play higher difficulty and see what happens
nah they cant
thanks
GW has to sign off on everything
No like the kid from the animated movie 'Stitch'
i mean i should've figured but i don't think about cadia ever so it wouldn't have come to mind
Hence me playing with my noob friends so I want a fun build, they can't play higher difficulty
What do you find fun? Do you just want to vomit bullets? Then Hive Scum or Recon las vet. Want to be funny mage? Grab a Psyker staff.
i get it sah
oh like for playing with noobs?
uuuh
veteran marksman
idk
they cant as in they'll die lots or you dont wanna queue for them?
voc veteran with rashad combat axe and bolt pistol is my go to for fun build
yo wtf same
fury zealot with relic blade and laspistol is also a lot of fun
They will absolutly die every time they see an elite LOL
womp womp
So you want a weaker but fun build?
the Slayer
sounds like a veteran angle idk
I enjoy stm scum with devil claw, call it the parry scum
despite being the lamer of the three abilities i do like playing stimm pack scum
spamming parry 
chem saw needle gun dump points into cooldown reduction and damage for the cartel stimm and drop your stimm pack every five seconds forever
what kinda name is knight commander
Knight Commander Raximillian Dragor is a hero.
commander of knights? or a commander who is a knight
a rank
lame
this guy gets it
knight commander used to just be a title for one particular cadian tank commander but i guess it's just a rank now
this guy commands his singular tank
hey
hes like a tank commander
i would have my rank names something like
not even a battalion commander
baguette samurai
singular tank
guys? can i have a question please? is there any like czech Darktide server? if someone has?
well i know knight commander pask commanded more than just his tank so i would assume it's the same case for raximillian dragor and he just really likes lionheart
god damn i wish i was a czech...
no
well hes on his own in the game so

like
we didn't need more than him.
tank battle too difficult
if i was a czech
you wil use #vox-lfg-lexicanum like everyone else!!!
WE HAD THE HONOR OF FIGHTING ALONGSIDE THE GREAT RAXIMILLIAN DRAGOR!
where's what 
todger..?
have you met the actual Knight Commander in Inquisition Martyr
Rax a shit
i've never played inquisitor martyr so no
now that it's on sale i should actually finally bite the bullet and try it
i've been staring at this game for years being taunted by it
What does Zealot play like ?
I'm thinking if I go full melee it might be more fun than a tanky ogryn
How many discord server do you have to be in before it's considered 'unhealthy'?
200 because that's the server limit
I suppose which kind also affect the result
if you have nitro*
it kind of depends on the build
its pretty alright
I had good fun beating the story
fury of the faithful zealot is like being an attack dog
you would be correct
Me when I see a dumbass crusher in the horde
as many as it takes to negativly impact your life
Damn
one can be enough
generally regardless of ability you're going to get stuck into melee and clear hordes of trash and elites and it's fun
I guess I'll complete the campaign and try out Zealot
the only build is relic blade and laspistol though
if you try to build anything else fat shark stops you
Aw the flamer looks fun
flamer is fun
he's joking and that build is a meme
it's a viable build to me.
on Zealot there isnt anything you can't make work
Some one say meme build
Grenade gauntlet melee build
Real ogryn type shit
ogryn sized grenade gauntlet on a normal sized person
You tickle a guy so long until you slip and suddenly he explodes
the tickle monster is on the prowl...
The melee damage IS tickling
The special is not
OMG
SLOWMODE GONE?!
We shall yapp?!
Been gone for awhile
Speaking of memes tho
I made a dt randomizer for every class and weapon and gonna crush my balls by doing it in H40
im tickling
Agreed
Not here though, it's all sunshine and rainbow, I'm sure
the darktide discord is necessary part of everyone's day
True
eight hours minimum
Fact checked ✅
who dares ping me after I tab out
9 to 5 dt gen chat shift
My mistake your majesteh

joyfriends lets all make the darktide general chat a place for all of us...
is it not?
right now it is
I dont get it
i'm sorry.
I forgive you
Poggers, look at the size of those
Cute eel
the modern day jigsaw puzzle
I think they like the worm from Elden ring
what did i come back to
I could be wrong

Auric the only good difficulty because they still did not give time based hordes back to the others
What’s your best 40k quote friends
when can i go havoc
when do i get privilegacs to post a frog picture to zealot chat
i miss being able to do that
when will my cherry pop
Gotta yap more I think
😔
THEY HIDE IN METAL BOXES
but post a frog gif anyway with embedd failure














