general-chat

[dusk spruce]

Rust probably

[lusty estuary]

toss up between xenopurge or dead island 2 i was just gonna roll a d20 to decide

[astral basin]

Eugh. RUST? What heresy

[dusk spruce]

Exactly

Despicable

Abhorrent

[woven yoke]

dead island 2 aka bootleg dying light

dead island series is dumb

[lusty estuary]

hey maybe if dying light 2 didn't suck ass i'd be playing that instead

[woven yoke]

everything on Epic Games is dumb

[lusty estuary]

useless fucking game.

[astral basin]

Dead island was a cool game
Just wish the narrative wasnt shit for the og
Idk much about 2

[woven yoke]

day z is cooler than both frfr

[lusty estuary]

dead island 2 is alright

[dusk spruce]

Zombie games

[lusty estuary]

i like kicking things

[astral basin]

Day z. Gross
“I wanted to play rust but people kept exploiting my base”

Drop kicking and skull stomping was peak dead island gameplay

[dusk spruce]

I played rust when it had just come out. Pretty much unrecognizable now

[woven yoke]

I remember og rust where everyone was naked and nothing was censored

Sovietwomble video hehehehar

[dusk spruce]

Those were the good days

I played it for a total of 20

Hours

[elder merlin]

I miss War for and Fall of Cybertron

[astral basin]

Ew. Transformers. Nerd.

[lusty estuary]

games like rust and day z and ark are really funny conceptually including the parts where people endlessly bash each other's heads in with rocks but every time I try and play those games it makes me feel like someone is grinding tinfoil against my teeth

[elder merlin]

Never forget High Moon Studios's labor of love for those two games

[dusk spruce]

The beautiful abominations I'd make in ark is legendary

[woven yoke]

expectations vs reality type shit

[astral basin]

I need automatic storage in my games
Building a base is not for me

[woven yoke]

[elder merlin]

Ark can only be played with modified settings, otherwise its ass to tame, breed and raise dinos

[dusk spruce]

Ark is basically "how to tame your 1940s wife" training

[lusty estuary]

ark is a fake game

[dusk spruce]

Fair

[lusty estuary]

it looks and plays like something you'd see on the tv in a movie or a show

every time i watch an ark video it's like i'm listening to someone pretend to know how to play a video game

oh yeah let me 'pick' this guy with my 'pterosaur'

nonsense

[dusk spruce]

Bruh

[lusty estuary]

mind poison spread by the government to make us stupid

[astral basin]

Stock n rone

[lusty estuary]

we're rich

[dusk spruce]

To the rone

[timid geode]

Can you elaborate on this?

[dusk spruce]

Well, you knock them senseless until they listen to you

[astral basin]

Yeah no i have nonexistent task management
Cant play open ended games
Not to mention the ability to lose all progress at a moments notice. Kills all motivation

[hushed cipher]

Havoc amirite

[somber stream]

Fuck i need a shower

[brazen pelican]

Not a grower?

[hushed cipher]

It's cause you're sweating

[somber stream]

Huh?\

[hushed cipher]

LMAO

[dusk spruce]

Nah, the great unclean one claims you

[marsh iris]

what was havoc all about anyway

[hushed cipher]

Havoc 40

Ez

[astral basin]

@little marten you were mentioned
Joke ignore this

[somber stream]

Every day we get closer to glory

[dusk spruce]

[brazen pelican]

As he should be, Nurgle Gamer, best gamer.

[lusty estuary]

just rub more dirt on and you'll be fine

[marsh iris]

all that green piss you gotta need it

[dusk spruce]

Every day God floats further away

[hushed cipher]

Green? 😭

[somber stream]

Didn't slurp as much of those today

I think

I think we got gud

[marsh iris]

[hushed cipher]

Nono

We are winners

[marsh iris]

it was pretty smooth we figured out our shit

[fiery wave]

This is why you shouldn't ask me to play.

[astral basin]

[hushed cipher]

That dh at the end scared the shit out of me tho

😭

[dusk spruce]

Wimp

[somber stream]

"Success breeds complacency. Complacency breeds failure. Only the paranoid survive"

[dusk spruce]

Aren't the walls a bit suspicious?

[dusk spruce]

Give in

[dusk spruce]

[dusk spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/goofy-laugh-wide-eyes-gif-6298127274213621459

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-epic-embed-fail-funny-embed-fail-goose-goose-embed-fail-gif-25175587

[marsh iris]

thats ray going feral

[hushed cipher]

I was aggressive tonight, yes?

[marsh iris]

you got to see it, charging on all fours

[fiery wave]

I would just be a burden.

[hushed cipher]

Yes?!

[somber stream]

Nah

You carried us through some of the initial 20s

[hushed cipher]

It is always nice to have you join us Karien

[marsh iris]

yeah you got to see our improvements

it would be even smoother with you

[somber stream]

I'm basically ChocoB now

[hushed cipher]

You're what

[somber stream]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkXTr4gn7iM

[inland mantle]

Copium

[somber stream]

Nah, real™

[fiery wave]

Nope. No mechanical skills for havoc.

[marsh iris]

meme-ing skills only

with us

[inland mantle]

So what havoc you guys make it to

[somber stream]

25 so far

[inland mantle]

Big

[somber stream]

yuge

[marsh iris]

2 wins in a row i say it was awesome

[somber stream]

Hell yeah dude

[fiery wave]

I do not meme. Havoc is only for tryharding.

[somber stream]

Also Ray just hop in like 1 week ago?

[inland mantle]

Damn being called out here

[somber stream]

Crazy progress

[marsh iris]

meme harder

[fiery wave]

Is why it's stressful.

[somber stream]

Why not both?

[hushed cipher]

Ehehe

[marsh iris]

yeag ray quick learner

[timid geode]

Havoc is the most fun I've had with the game since release

[fiery wave]

Because there's something on the line.

[hushed cipher]

I opened this video and i got a "sleep time" warning because it's past midnight

[fiery wave]

It might not be my neck, but others though.

[inland mantle]

Sleep then

[hushed cipher]

I may be obsessed with this game

A tad

[marsh iris]

yeah didnt think this game would last for me but keep coming back for more

also maybe this discord plays a part

[somber stream]

The only thing that's on the line is some digital number. While it's fun and rewarding to level up my Havoc clearance, it's the company i share that i cherish the most

[pallid yacht]

Same

[hushed cipher]

Yeah it's much more fun when you have people to play with!

[fiery wave]

People/community is important for a co-op game, whodathunk.

[elder merlin]

WARHAMMER

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/lil-yachty-drake-laptop-duh-gif-8033838636860661307

[somber stream]

Anyway, get to bed Lex-breaker

[hushed cipher]

WAR AMER

[somber stream]

It's past your curfew

[hushed cipher]

I'm in bed

[fiery wave]

Digital number is still srsbsn.

[hushed cipher]

[gaunt bridge]

Fatshark, when’s Havoc 50 dropping? don’t make me wait forever And no PvP in future updates? Ha! You might actually lose me if you don’t shape up.

[elder merlin]

Same, i came to shitpost, but i stayed for the @sleek harness

[marsh iris]

havocin the bed

[inland mantle]

H50 nah H100 when

[hushed cipher]

[inland mantle]

You have 1 hp and 1 toughness

[elder merlin]

Screw havoc, i need a chaos wastes mode

[elder merlin]

And a Beastman class

[hushed cipher]

Pvp mode so I can fight Licht and win

[pallid yacht]

The Emperor Protects.

[fiery wave]

Only person who likes fwuffything?

[inland mantle]

called barrel trolling

[somber stream]

10 billion years too early for this

[hushed cipher]

I got 10 trillion years in me

[fiery wave]

Do nawt want. If they add it, there's going to be penances... and I HATE PvP.

[hushed cipher]

No same, I dislike Pvp a lot

I'm not competitive against other people

[marsh iris]

its going to make me blackout from paranoia

[tender horizon]

I like pvp but vt2 pvp kinda sucks so I cannot imagine DT pvp would be better

[elder merlin]

Its just a joke, i like most everyone in here

[lyric badger]

Me going sniper and taking the dirtiest peaks into the team with no laser indicator beforhand

[elder merlin]

Its just a chill chat

[inland mantle]

100% would be even worse

[tender horizon]

VT2 pvp ime is just camping dropdowns

[hushed cipher]

BRING SNIPERS TO DARKTID

🙏🙏🙏

[lyric badger]

Snipers are in darktide already

[ancient violet]

Helbore

[jade stump]

Helbore lasgun

[hushed cipher]

Sniper guns

[ancient violet]

[hushed cipher]

No...

[ancient violet]

Yes

[hushed cipher]

I hatw lasgun

[lyric badger]

Hellbore and the headhunter

[jade stump]

It is a sniper it just don’t got a scope

No scope some heretics

[pallid yacht]

Hahahahaha

[lyric badger]

Headhunter is a sniper

[inland mantle]

Fuck snipers use a rock like a man

[pallid yacht]

360 no scope the heretics

[somber stream]

has a rail for scope placement. No scope

Thanks FS

[gaunt bridge]

don’t really get the whole sniper trick shot thing for clips. What’s the point?

[inland mantle]

FS special right there

[tender horizon]

Tbh I imagine people using a sniper would exacerbate the helbore user issue where they stand there and do not push with the team and eventually just die to the poxwalkers that spawned behind them

[lyric badger]

aura and hype moments

[ancient violet]

Did they fix the bugs from the weapon mod?

[lyric badger]

wrong server

[hushed cipher]

Sniper w/scope so I can shoot every poxburster Licht is trying to push

[ancient violet]

You're the wrong server 😈

[inland mantle]

Damn

[timid geode]

I thought the helbore was for bayonet stabbing?

[somber stream]

I will barrel you till the day you die

[lyric badger]

k

[fiery wave]

Yes, but you are the only one that likes fwuffything?

[tender horizon]

It's an option ig.

[elder merlin]

Thought you liked him too?

[marsh iris]

FS give us exitus rifle

[lyric badger]

I think they ar eok

[elder merlin]

Give them better rifles though

[lusty estuary]

you can certainly use the bayonet on the helbore and you can also wrap weights around your ankles and jump into a pool neither things are a very good idea

[inland mantle]

FS unnerf the bayonet

You cowards

[elder merlin]

Hopefully 2026 brings with it some cooler weapons for Ogryn

[fast gorge]

7000 dogryns

[lusty estuary]

normal person sized pistol for ogryn hands

[fiery wave]

Is the joke. He rejects patpats and such though.

[hushed cipher]

1 million poxbursters to your doorstep

[marsh iris]

[lusty estuary]

there are 7000 dogryns in the world and i will destroy them all.

[inland mantle]

Average havoc game

[fast gorge]

[hushed cipher]

[lyric badger]

give them a shiny rock

[fast gorge]

rock em lads!!!!

[lusty estuary]

what're you doing if i turn you into a rock 'em sock 'em robot

[fast gorge]

first we rock

then we sock

[lusty estuary]

sock....?

fuuuuck....

[marsh iris]

[somber stream]

c-

[marsh iris]

A+

[somber stream]

Co-

[hushed cipher]

[somber stream]

COMBAT STIM, RIGHT OVER 'ERE

[hushed cipher]

I'm going to stab you with it.

[somber stream]

What's with you and the need to impale me with things

[hushed cipher]

It's my way of showing affection, I think

[somber stream]

😳

[hushed cipher]

[somber stream]

Meanwhile in Birmingham:
She whispered in his ears
"I'm fond of you plenty"

She said as she inserted a 15 centimetres shiv into his lungs

[wicked sandal]

the gremlin

[fiery wave]

He susses at it and nopes.

[wicked sandal]

is it a shiny green rock?

[hushed cipher]

The beast

[wicked sandal]

The Creature

[hushed cipher]

La creatura

[marsh iris]

creacher

[hushed cipher]

Lowkey romantic

[wanton spindle]

Criatura

[fiery wave]

She doesn't loot gremlin enough for that.

[hushed cipher]

How about dis

[somber stream]

Fat

[marsh iris]

its greed sickens me

[fast gorge]

volpone 4 lyfe

fuck the ghosts!!!

[somber stream]

I bet it double dip ammo crates

[hushed cipher]

LEAVW HIM ALONE

[marsh iris]

shoots one bullet, takes ammo from the crate four times

[hushed cipher]

When I was first starting out I did this

I hope everyone hated me for it

[fast gorge]

i just manage my ammo well enough to never need to pick up ammo

[marsh iris]

IT WAS YOU!!!!

pitchforks everyone

[pallid yacht]

Damn... I need a pt. 2 of this

[hushed cipher]

IT WAS I

[rancid shore]

So based

Btw nice pfp

[fast gorge]

its the sona

it cost 125 whole dollars

(the artwork)

[lusty estuary]

no your sona only costs $125

[rancid shore]

Can I ask you to send the art to my DMS?

[lusty estuary]

chump change for someone like me

[rancid shore]

If not I understand

[lusty estuary]

i forget how much i paid for my sona's ref sheet

[fast gorge]

[fiery wave]

Are you the one who keeps stealing my share of the crate and medicae?

[lusty estuary]

that's how trival this money shit is to me...

[fast gorge]

yh i can send it, but my lawyers WILL be on standby if i see that mf on some ai chatbot!!!!

[rancid shore]

Fuck AI

[fast gorge]

very true

[lusty estuary]

one fear gained

wait but you don't understand i need to put your character on 18+ nsfw big sex dot com.

please speed i need this

[somber stream]

The words lingered longer than the blade. He sagged against the brick wall, rain already working to erase the evidence. She eased him down with surprising care, as if tucking in a lover rather than finishing a job.

“Fond,” she repeated, almost amused, wiping the shiv on his coat. Sirens stitched the night somewhere far off. By the time they arrived, Birmingham would look exactly the same grey, indifferent, and quietly complicit.

She disappeared into the alley, humming a tune he almost remembered, leaving him with the warmth draining away and the sudden, awful clarity that fondness was the most dangerous lie of all.

[fiery wave]

Some are luckier, others do mental gymnastics over saving $2.

[fast gorge]

im ngl

im addicted to spending money

artists love me

[lusty estuary]

another $15 to the patreon

[fast gorge]

i cant believe my own artist is demanding my last 100 dollas

[rancid shore]

Huh?

[fast gorge]

a madman is trying to kill me over my last 50 dollars

shitty meme ref

[lyric badger]

truth nuke, if they can capture what im rambling into something that even remotely looks like what I described then they instantly get a dedicated commisioner every paycheck

[fast gorge]

im just waiting for my hive scum commision to get finished and i'll be getting another one 😭

[pallid yacht]

Damn... I'd read the whole Wattpad of this.

[lusty estuary]

i need to commission art of my sona again i just get hit with an inability to choose what i wanna see next

i've got like eight thing i wanna see brought to form all of them of equal importance.

[somber stream]

@pallid yacht We write here every now and then

[hushed cipher]

Can you right me a fanfiction?

Wright

Godsmit

WRITE

[fast gorge]

assign a number and roll a d8

[hushed cipher]

I know english

[somber stream]

uhhhhh

What is it about

[hushed cipher]

Can you write a fanfic of you x trapper for my own enjoyment. Thank you

[lusty estuary]

crack the whip

START WRITING!

[somber stream]

NO

[hushed cipher]

GET TO IR

[fiery wave]

How about Ray going solo in a H40 mission. Will she survive past 5 minutes hrm?

[hushed cipher]

OH GOD.

CAN YOU ADD SOME ROMANCE IN THERE

[fiery wave]

You want a mutie grabbing you and tossing you into a kiss with a demonhost?

[somber stream]

[hushed cipher]

Holy shit

Yeah

Make it detailed

[fiery wave]

Then you commish Licht.

I'm better at short prompts than details.

[hushed cipher]

I plan to dump money on him eventually

[robust walrus]

Hey darktide doesn't have solo play, right? I want to buy it but not sure

[hushed cipher]

Congratulations @somber stream

[fiery wave]

He is having a kid?

[modest flume]

Congrats, all the best

[somber stream]

It has no solo mode, but there is a mod that should allow you to. Not recommended however since it's a squad-based game

[hushed cipher]

Yes, apparently

[modest flume]

May you two have long and happy lives together

[lyric badger]

you can do private lobby solos

[fiery wave]

Wow.

[brazen pelican]

Not unless there is a mod for it.

[robust walrus]

@lyric badger on PS5?

[hazy kestrel]

No

[lyric badger]

totally forgot about it needind 2 min

[dense crescent]

His vision grows dark. The onset of cold is almost welcome, numbing him to the pain in his chest. It feels almost like going to sleep, not unpleasant.

That's it, then. Deep down he knows he ought to struggle, but the will to resist fades just as quickly as his energy. Just go to sleep, then...

But then a warmth approaches him, sudden as a break in the clouds. There's a gentle breath on his cheek, its scent familiar.

She has returned.

"Too fond," she says. "So fond that I cannot quit you. Not yet."

Her hand is pressing against his chest now, unbuttoning his shirt from the collar down. A delicate finger traces along his collarbone. "So fond, that I still want you..."

A hot hunger rises.

Let's turn this into an erotica because why not

[brazen pelican]

Which kinda sucks.

[hushed cipher]

YAY

[fiery wave]

See, you'll be fine, @somber stream .

[somber stream]

Oh shit

[brazen pelican]

I saw "hunger". 10/10.

[lyric badger]

@pallid yacht

[hushed cipher]

I need more

To help me sleep

[brazen pelican]

More, you say?

[hushed cipher]

More

[fiery wave]

Hrm?

[somber stream]

Quite hard to feel sexy with a hole inside your lung, i can assure you

[languid hazel]

You underestimate the power of cannibalism as a metaphor for love :3

[somber stream]

Maybe she missed the vital intentionally? The plot thickens

[hushed cipher]

I'd feel sexy if that happened to m

[modest flume]

[hushed cipher]

THEYRE WRITING MORE

[hazy kestrel]

Okay Rinda.

[languid hazel]

I love that Licht responded with staregryn.

[modest flume]

THERE'S NO FLAYVA WIFFOUT SPORT

[lyric badger]

I could also add into it, as I prefer to be detailed more than anything but this isnt my area of expertise so I'll let them handle it

[modest flume]

I think we shouldn't disturb this lovely couple and what they do in their private time

[hushed cipher]

IM SO ESLEPY

[fiery wave]

Could just be a vampire... maybe turning him cos she is fond of him. Not my thing though cos het.

[languid hazel]

Nah Rinda is overrated. I prefer the two characters from my favorite books :3

[modest flume]

If anything we should let Licht rest since he is now taking care of a second, tiny Licht

[lyric badger]

go to bed

[hushed cipher]

IM ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT

[languid hazel]

Same tbh. Het stuff is overrated like hell as well

[fast gorge]

woke mind virus at work

[modest flume]

Porn is overrated and proper displays of affection is underrated

[fast gorge]

[fiery wave]

Oh yeah, carrying the baby is gonna be hard.

[hushed cipher]

Truth

[feral vessel]

i have good news
I managed to go to a wargaming store, buy paints, and leave (without any minis)
i consider this a small victory for myself

[hushed cipher]

Havent heard of the latter tho what is that?!

[modest flume]

Mind, not just for lovers/partners, but also people you just generally like

[fiery wave]

Is why I just like my yuri.

[modest flume]

Family, friends

[dense crescent]

Another pain prickles his flesh. Gentler this time, much gentler. This one carries no intent of harm, only soft teasing, as her pearly white teeth gently bite down on his lower lip.

She breathes out lightly, somewhere between a moan and a sigh, her breath still hot against his cheeks. Her eyes are closed now - she, too, is savoring this moment.

Her hand continues to explore his chest, his shirt now half-unbuttoned. Her thin fingers and manicured nails gently scratching his toned pecs, tracing gentle circles over the topography of his muscles.

She lets go of his lip, pulling her head back just enough for him to take in her features, and she his. Her doe eyes are wide and bright, tinged with something approaching pity and regret. "I just can't quit you..."

[fast gorge]

you want to get more plastic.

get more minis.

keep the wheels turning at GW.

[feral vessel]

the unassembled death riders that stare at me in my sleep say otherwise

[fast gorge]

death riders are....cringe

"URR, ATTILAN ROUGH RIDERS SO MUCH BETTA"

[feral vessel]

the unassembled korpsmen also do something similar

[hazy kestrel]

My unpainted Bretonnians

[hushed cipher]

Me and who

??!?

[fiery wave]

Look, kisses and stuff is nice, but sometimes just curling up and snuggling together is better.

[lyric badger]

get a 3d printer, minis are costing their weight in gold nowadays

[feral vessel]

you take that shit back right now

[modest flume]

Hell even a high five

[fast gorge]

no. this is not 1984

[feral vessel]

i will respect your personal opinion then

[dense crescent]

Anyway they fuck before he dies, the end

[modest flume]

Like take the time to genuinely just appreciate someone (and have it reciprocated, that's the key too)

[fast gorge]

I HATE ALL CAVALRY

[feral vessel]

guuurrr

[hushed cipher]

[fast gorge]

BORN TO BE LINE INFANTRY

[feral vessel]

i have korpsmen and orcs

only

[modest flume]

THOSE FLY-BOYS CAN KEEP THEIR SHOES, I'M GOING OUT WITH MY FEET ON THE GROUND!

[languid hazel]

Yuri my beloved ❤️

[feral vessel]

there will never be a tau, eldar, drukhari or necron in this household

[fast gorge]

FUSILIERS!!!! TO MEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lyric badger]

Im glad we decided to end it here, cause all the mods are matching 👁️

[feral vessel]

1984

[modest flume]

How can you say that to your wife, he just got the announcement and this is how you treat him????????????????????

[dense crescent]

Yeah I'm not trying to get banned today 😂

[fiery wave]

Live, love, die. Didn't it go like that?

[fast gorge]

please lord some of you play the infity series of Sabres of Infinity, Guns of Infinity and Lords of Infinity

[lyric badger]

or, at least, they are awake and be checking shortly

[fast gorge]

PLEASE

PLAY IT FOR FANTASY CAVALRY LARP

[tired steeple]

I can actually play 40k soon

An actual game

[feral vessel]

im going to play silksong now

maybe

[fast gorge]

slop

indie slop

[dense crescent]

Fun fact I got banned from multiple Star Wars RP servers for writing Jar Jar Binks erotica in general chat

[feral vessel]

games workshop has obliterated your good games senses

[tired steeple]

Yeah most people would ban you for that tbf

[feral vessel]

you must now consume the shitty stagnant releases

[hushed cipher]

I have a wife?

[fast gorge]

if it doesnt have purchasable cosmetics, i dont play it.

[somber stream]

Action, love, death, regret. All the required elements for a piece of N.Y best seller

[hushed cipher]

Don't forget

Enemies to lovers

[hazy kestrel]

I would like to unsee this and/or be mindwiped. Thanks.

[feral vessel]

team cherry should add a dlc that gives hornet a fat ass and tits and maybe then it would've won game of the year

[fiery wave]

Sounds like kink shaming though.

[fast gorge]

yeah true

[lyric badger]

My favorite archetype are people who are asses to each other when others are around but shy/lovely when alone.

[fiery wave]

Seems like it.

[fast gorge]

sounds like me and my bitch wife except i never love her

[dense crescent]

Jar Jar leans in close, his Gungan mouth almost pressed against your ear. The heat of his breath gently caresses your face.

"Meesa wants you."

[hushed cipher]

If I have a wife where is she. And how is she

[feral vessel]

stop like immediately

this isnt a joke

[fiery wave]

You mean, from hunter of hunters to lover of a hunter.

[feral vessel]

i humbly request elite darktide knowledge, general chat

[fast gorge]

you called?

[fiery wave]

Clean your glasses and screen.

[fast gorge]

[feral vessel]

i have something to say
i think i hate battlefleet gothic armada
like ernestly

[hushed cipher]

I don't wear glasses I'll just clean my eyeballs instead

[fiery wave]

That's when you go to vet mains if you want numbers.

[lyric badger]

if you dodge you can move out of melee attacks, if you slide, you can go under boolets.

[feral vessel]

vet mains will shit themselves over a number change in the fourth decimal

like, you dont understand, you need to run this thing or else you'll be losing 3.65x10-4 damage

[spare sierra]

are weapons, earned or bought from shops, shared across the characters?

[fiery wave]

Also Path's guide now delay-... wait, he posted it.

[feral vessel]

no

[dense crescent]

Ok then an Arbites barges in and shoulder charges Jar Jar off the railing. The Gungan falls to his death as the arbitrator screams incoherently about death to xenos or some shit like that. You do NOT have any further physical contact with Jar Jar Binks. The end.

[feral vessel]

Masteries are shared, though

[lyric badger]

no

[elder merlin]

[feral vessel]

male maul x male professional NOW

i hunger

[fiery wave]

How has Hank been treating you?

[feral vessel]

AHHH, A DANCING RAT, I'M GOING INSANE

[hushed cipher]

TEU TRUE TRUE

[misty trench]

I don't have any good answers for this

[jade stump]

no good answers, perhaps they are great answers instead

[marsh iris]

hey quit screaming

tryna sleep

[feral vessel]

scream louder

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/chernobyl-not-great-not-terrible-its-okay-gif-24540363

[fiery wave]

If you choose to play with me, expect panic.

[hushed cipher]

Same

[feral vessel]

call in that organ tank that the sisters have

[fast gorge]

anarchist HS makes me scream

[somber stream]

text louder

[hushed cipher]

I nearly screamed at th deamohost

[spare sierra]

Ah yes when the Royal Black Watch refused to surrender and keep beating up his forces. So he had to nuke them.

[jade stump]

ok

[lyric badger]

The panic is the fun part, were that I could go back to that time...

[feral vessel]

anarchist is somehow more obnoxious than loner and not in a good way

[fiery wave]

I'm halfway across the map now so you can deal with it yourself.

[feral vessel]

female anarchist is actually pretty good
male anarchist i don like

[pallid yacht]

monkaS

[fiery wave]

1k hours changes nothing, still panic all the time.

[fast gorge]

i do not like you.

[pallid yacht]

...

[fast gorge]

[feral vessel]

I was thinking we could be friends.

[hollow stump]

i am coming back to darktide eventually, after spending my time playing better 40k games

[lyric badger]

lucky

[fast gorge]

ANARCHIST HS IS MY BELOVED

!!!

[feral vessel]

do not slander my beloved like that

[fiery wave]

They removed sedation. The only diff no panicking.

[feral vessel]

tfym better 40k games

[hollow stump]

Dawn of War

[feral vessel]

dawn of war?

[fast gorge]

dawn of Long TTK slop

[feral vessel]

yeah i guess those are sorta better

[fast gorge]

[hollow stump]

idk if it really is better than darktide, i played this game 4 months ago and only have 5 hours in, and deleted my psyker becayse it pissed me off, i never made an ogryn so i only play guardsman and zealot

[lyric badger]

You just gotta learn how to read encounters like a dance, panic tends to melt away once you know the steps you need throughout. Much is the same in Havoc esp 30+ where you need to not only dance around enemies but also allies

[elder merlin]

Be glad when this event is finally over, the chance of a enraged daemonhost spawning when im not the right class to kill it is not fun

[lyric badger]

psyker, imo, is the worst character to start with unless you subscribe to suffering builds character

[fast gorge]

i am a tribunus of rome

[hollow stump]

i heard psyker got buffed but idk this game takes forever to download

[limpid skiff]

OwO

[dense crescent]

imo starting with psyker will make you build bad habits, since it plays somewhat differently than the other classes

[limpid skiff]

I want to make some friends

[fiery wave]

Nu. I just panic. Is does fine. Just not verbal panic.

[lyric badger]

then you have come to one of the worst places to do so, but are welcome nonetheless

[hollow stump]

i feel like i already made bad habits, first hour as zealot and i was using my gun for 90% of combat

[limpid skiff]

hahaha

[limpid skiff]

Why is it said that this place is worst

[lyric badger]

Even if thats the case, its prob buffed for one of the end talents, since thats where most of the focus is being allocated for most classes.

HP/Toughness adjustments tend to stay long term

[fiery wave]

Naw, meleeker is just a glassier but stronger zealot.

[fiery wave]

Gun... zealot...

[pallid yacht]

Very based.

[lyric badger]

You missed the erotica earlier? we'll give it a day or two.

[pallid yacht]

Which habits?

[limpid skiff]

Because I like Warhammer?

[dense crescent]

Yeah you gotta force yourself to get comfortable in melee. You can get by without firing a shot but you can't by without tangling in melee

[fiery wave]

Is a chaotic mess and you will both piss ppl off and get pissed at others.

[hollow stump]

its hard to when this game is just l4d2: 40k edition

[fiery wave]

No, is just as said... General is a mess.

[lusty estuary]

whats warhammer

[lyric badger]

with a focus on melee instead of gun comabt*

[astral laurel]

l4d2 is very melee focused too though

[lyric badger]

its mostly shoving in l4d2

[hollow stump]

except most melee weapons are garbage

[pallid yacht]

I was saying "pills here" mostly in l4d

[fiery wave]

Just grab the fire axe or so.

[limpid skiff]

Warhammer 40k darktide？

[lyric badger]

all melee weapons in l4d2 one shot, the only dif is the attack speed for the most part-

[lusty estuary]

i haven't heard of that before

is that like a movie or something?

[dense crescent]

imo, it's got the unique peril mechanic and is very range-oriented with its warp attacks and staves. just might make newbies too shooty-brained and not develop enough melee instincts early on

just my 2 cents

[fiery wave]

No, hit area as well. Basically amounts of rays casted every swing and where.

[pallid yacht]

thank you for the TED talk. I think you might be right

[lyric badger]

Also no peril resistance, so youll be cleansing peril more often than not (unless you wanna see the emperor early) which for most ppl should force them to cleanse or go melee, they tend to want to self destruct instead

[pallid yacht]

Vent rinse repeat

[lyric badger]

youd be amazed how many ppl dont get that

[pallid yacht]

[limpid skiff]

Emperor protect

[pallid yacht]

I say this in all my lobbies

[limpid skiff]

hhh

[lyric badger]

Next Darktide elite/special is an enemy that puts corruption onto all players excepr psykers who instead gain peril

[limpid skiff]

What do you think of the new character

[lyric badger]

Have fun maintaining 80% for dmg and crit when that guy comes around

[lyric badger]

Glass cannon, fun, but not good for high end content (atm)

[rancid shore]

Hear me out

[fiery wave]

He wasn't there for the LC when she watched everyone die and was drenched in the blood of her comrades in arms.

[rancid shore]

Give over brass knuckles

[lusty estuary]

hive scum performs in high end content but requires you to understand things

[rancid shore]

So it doesn (for me

[lyric badger]

for most of the player base it doesnt preform in high end content*

[fiery wave]

Unless gun spammer who knows how to abuse pickpocket.

[lusty estuary]

there you go.

[rancid shore]

Gun!

[limpid skiff]

I still hope it's The Skitarii

[pallid yacht]

Passes brass

Ooookay?

[dense crescent]

Second what Ceru said. A lot of people insist that Hive Scum holds in endgame, but from my experience quickplaying matchmade Auric, the Hive Scums generally get downed and die more often than all the other classes.

[lyric badger]

Well its Hive Scum

[rancid shore]

Uh guh?

[hollow stump]

they didnt update the difficulty of the game to include plague marines did they?

[fiery wave]

High floor high celling.

[rancid shore]

Uhhh...what

[lyric badger]

those dont exist yet

[rancid shore]

They do not indeed

[hollow stump]

ok good because a single chaos marine would make this game impossible

[misty trench]

nah I'd win

[limpid skiff]

Alas

[rancid shore]

Lmao

[lyric badger]

In a fight?

[fiery wave]

Nuncio Thundahammah.

Problem solved.

[limpid skiff]

I am a novice in gaming

[dense crescent]

Nah we dunk on beasts of Nurgle on the regular. Our rejects can take down chaos marines easy

[lyric badger]

The baby version*

[misty trench]

cheeky plasma shot to the pancreas

[rancid shore]

Bosses need invulnerability phases otherwise thammer shroud zeal would just [ZEALOT BLAST]

[dense crescent]

If auric gameplay is canon, our rejects are just extremely blessed crackheads

[rancid shore]

Get it...like Biden Blast but zealot

[lyric badger]

Captians already have this btw

[rancid shore]

Oh I know I meant as in

They cannot add a boss without it

[fiery wave]

They just dissappear upon shield poof to a good thundahammah zealot.

[rancid shore]

Again

[elder merlin]

[lyric badger]

Love this btw, stealing

[rancid shore]

[ Z E A L O T B L A S T ]

[lusty estuary]

this is just bad players being bad

[pallid yacht]

let's goooo

[lyric badger]

It used to be that you had to let the ogryn smack him twice before the zealot could go in, but thanks to the ability changes all they need is nuncio, a mark, or good attack placement from the zealot (behind head)

[lusty estuary]

hive scum is really punishing compared to every other class if you just refuse to engage with base mechanics

you would be shocked at how many people just do not dodge or push

[marsh lance]

I've been messaging here for 3-5 days. I haven't been able to get the convict tag. Some people get the tag as soon as they join. Did I do something wrong?

[lusty estuary]

i have a friend who didn't know you could shove for the first like 100 hours they played this game

[elder merlin]

I just like the rocket launcher

[lusty estuary]

branded initiate forever

[fiery wave]

I know, why the joke. Solves bosses if the zealot can land it.

[elder merlin]

You're emperorless

[lyric badger]

it says here that you only have sent 8 messages total

[marsh lance]

nooooooo

[lyric badger]

you need a lot more than 8 messages

[lusty estuary]

just keep talking

never stop.

[elder merlin]

[marsh lance]

how to check I write in psyker class chat

[fiery wave]

Is activity amount as well.

[dense crescent]

My personal interpretation is that bad players will always be bad. If a class allows a bad player to perform decently anyway, then it is stronger than a class that does not do so. A good player will perform well regardless, while a bad player might benefit from certain crutch mechanics. Ergo, Hive Scum is weaker than other classes.

[raven salmon]

what about let's say psyker

[lyric badger]

top right, search from:your name

[raven salmon]

lots of bad psyker players but it's the most busted class

[lyric badger]

it says rn, looking at every chat, you have 74 messages

compare it to my 1.7K

[dense crescent]

tbh i don't care enough to elaborate so whatever your opinion is on the topic, you're right 👍

[lyric badger]

you are behind some messages, id say

[raven salmon]

fair 😛

[fiery wave]

Why Arby release was more playable than this. Avg pub sucks with a proper glass cannon.

Arby that suck still has a dog that can compensate.

[marsh lance]

75 messages lol

[lyric badger]

#general-chat message

[marsh lance]

I am one of the bad ones still trying to learn

[fiery wave]

You need to talk more.

Well, type more.

[marsh lance]

my bad I was looking for it I didnt see
also in welcome page there are people who joins and get the tag so I think I skipped some verification or something

[elder merlin]

Listen, i try my best

[marsh lance]

and I get the tag

I dont know how LOL

[fiery wave]

Paul... there are always ppl worse than you.

[blazing ibex]

Keep talking

Don't be quiet for several days

[elder merlin]

I know, they've been in my matches lately

[marsh lance]

does this reset as well damn

[raven salmon]

check out the pinned psyker build bonanza though in psyker chat, has better builds and advice than gameslantern/yt stuff

[fiery wave]

Just keep typing and chatting. Is activity based. Usually around 100 messages.

[blazing ibex]

I'm memeing. You're fine.

[lyric badger]

A paid class shouldnt be weaker than the base class without some kind of merit. With Arb one can argue that survivability is through the roof, so in that instance you would argue that scummers do the highest dmg conversely

Psykers: dmg kings
Arb: tank kings
ogryn: aggro king
Zealot: Boss/corruption kings
Hive scum: team buffs with stim king(?)

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kiss-gif-21168766

[lyric badger]

Anything HS can do, the other classes can do better with less risk

[fiery wave]

They just need to be equal, no need better.

[lyric badger]

the only thing HS currently has is insta kill on armored with rockets, but Vet gernades do the same

[lyric badger]

It would be good at least if they were equal

[fiery wave]

Have you pickpocket needler meme?

[blazing ibex]

No class can be a buff slut while outputting damage equivalent to psyker.

[lyric badger]

yes

[astral laurel]

Full chem hive scum is pissing me off

[blazing ibex]

Hive scum has that on lock down lmao

[astral laurel]

I just need to get the fucking penances and I'm getting slaughtered CONSTANTLY

[lyric badger]

Im saying if you made a build specifically to go against the other classes' builds then they would fall short in every category except sharing buffs

[blazing ibex]

Full Chem scum is slowly showing itself to be busted more and more.

[astral laurel]

I find the opposite. I have survivability if I don't have all the chem stuff.

As soon as I go chem everything, I die CONSTANTLY

[elder merlin]

But rocket launcher

[dense crescent]

Instead of conquering your penances, conquer your desire for conquering your penances.

[astral laurel]

I want the cosmetics

[dense crescent]

If a penance seems like BS, just work on another one.

[lyric badger]

#general-chat message

[blazing ibex]

Idk, ranged scum is also just completely busted when have a slight modicum of understanding of what you're doing too.

[elder merlin]

I just want more explosive weapons

[languid hazel]

Imo Hive Scum is actually very strong if you’re a good player

[lyric badger]

they should make it that if you have your stim up you have like a 1% chance to get back a bliz

I would love that

on kill*

[elder merlin]

Your mum

[lyric badger]

thats the thing, the majority of players are in fact, not good players

[languid hazel]

I’m only a decent player unfortunately so my hive scum gayming isn’t the greatest

[fiery wave]

I go chem everything and supply with shivs.

[lyric badger]

you even saw it in gen chat not too long ago, ppl saying that HSs dont shove, dodge, etc

[fiery wave]

And I play with 300 ping.

[lyric badger]

Thats not a class fault, but a player one, which unfortunately does affect a class that relies on the player more than anything

[dense crescent]

I never shove or block. I only dodge :3

[blazing ibex]

Shivs, Needle pistol with damage/speed stimm is nuts

[lyric badger]

and most likely, due to them being the majority, the class will be balanced around their complaints

[fiery wave]

You shouldn't be having a hard time spam sliding with slippery customer everywhere.

[lyric badger]

I love HS, dont get me wrong, but with the player base not even bothering to do the basic training with Sephonie, it aint lookin too bright

[languid hazel]

Meanwhile hive scum has Vulture’s Dodge which is busted as hell

[fiery wave]

Yep. Share the memes with everyone as well.

[fiery wave]

They should force advanced training at least once per account.

[dense crescent]

I like hive scum because I like the dual pistols. Peak aura weapon

[languid hazel]

They should force advanced training if you haven’t played in a while as well :3

[lyric badger]

I like that desperado instantly gives you run n gun

imo best blessing in the game

[fiery wave]

Will agree, like 1-2 months no log on~

[lyric badger]

1m x this

[languid hazel]

Yes

[summer kernel]

is it even worth taking vultures mark if i can’t afford the rest of the nodes for it? seems useless when i could pick hyper crit instead

[lyric badger]

you only need the dodge node

[blazing ibex]

On ranged builds, I highly recommend it for dodge at least

[fiery wave]

Because when the bots push boomers better than the avg pub...

[elder merlin]

I actually havent specced into any of the purple nodes on my hive scum

[fiery wave]

Or even help with trappers and dogs...

[dense crescent]

I love it when I'm about to push a burster then my Dedicated Adept teammate shoots it in front of my face

[languid hazel]

I’m killing you with hammers

[lyric badger]

you can drop vulture for chem dependency once you get really good at dodging

[fiery wave]

They need a tutorial on that.

Base.

[elder merlin]

Dont use the purple nodes on Arbite or Vet either

[lyric badger]

the CD decrease with a cd stil is full desperado uptime

stim*

[languid hazel]

I’m killing with every weapon that mankind has ever created

[summer kernel]

ive invested super heavily into the first two halves of the tree just for survivability but i probably should just get good so i can spec into more damage

[fiery wave]

Psykhanium heals you anyway, so have them push 3 of them away. If they get hit, instruct them, heal/clense and repeat the spawn.

[marsh lance]

do you change your dodge options like always dodge

[elder merlin]

[lyric badger]

keep in mind that some of the middle half of nodes are currently broken (i.e work incorrectly, or dont do as intended) so just be careful

I know the first node in the middle, the close ranged dmg one, applies to all dmg, not just ranged

[fiery wave]

Controller, yes. Always. PC is more taste.

[marsh lance]

I am on pc but I fail with dodge sometimes I jump on dodge delay

[fiery wave]

Rebind dodge or jump.

Never have them on same button.

Is why you alt 1 preset on controller.

[lyric badger]

I just have it set so I basically never jump

[fiery wave]

Mantle though.

[elder merlin]

Wtf

[marsh lance]

changed to alt

[lyric badger]

its an option to set it so back jump does a dodge

[elder merlin]

I jump all the time

[errant python]

is this a Mr. E% run

[lyric badger]

rather than jumping, ive never had an issue dodging even on neg dodges

[elder merlin]

Ya'll are weird

[lyric badger]

I still jump with space, dodge as well xD i just dont have an issue w it

[charred epoch]

That’s a glitch.

[fiery wave]

I just made left bumper dodge. Is why it's dying and I need a new one but budgetless.

[lyric badger]

We calling everything a glitch now?

Options -> input -> Dodge on diagonal foward/Always Dodge

[charred epoch]

No. I mean that getting iframes on depleted dodges is a glitch

[blazing ibex]

They're actually not just saying that. Dodges are busted right now at least.

[charred epoch]

It’s not supposed to happen

[lyric badger]

I never said I got iframes from it, just that I never jumped

[charred epoch]

Then i misunderstood you

[blazing ibex]

They changed dodging so that linger state affects ranged attacks without doing anything about the linger when the dodges become ineffective lol

[misty trench]

binding dodge to a separate key from jump

[lusty estuary]

i walked forward in this game is that a bug

[blazing ibex]

Yes

[gilded socket]

Woof

[fiery wave]

The fix is just to set linger doesn't apply when out of stamina/dodge.

[lyric badger]

pat pat

thundah hammuh time

[gilded socket]

Jump run and dodge and leave the game bound as the same key

[gilded socket]

Hi

[blazing ibex]

Yeah. Didn't happen though.

[lyric badger]

Aye Maxi :)

[gilded socket]

[fiery wave]

Likely oversight.

Rushed thing.

I like if it works if you have stam/dodge because it rewards investing into stam more.

[fair bridge]

mousewheel down

:)

[rancid shore]

Sup every nyan

[rancid shore]

Bald

[fiery wave]

Murr?

[fair bridge]

i gotta show u something

#zealot-class message

[rancid shore]

What

[fair bridge]

look

[rancid shore]

Scared

[dense crescent]

The phenomenon know as “dealing damage to enemies” is a glitch and is overpowered right now

[fiery wave]

[dense crescent]

ObeseShark should patch it so we no longer deal damage to enemies

Otherwise it’s just a crutch for bad players

[gilded socket]

Skinny shart

[rancid shore]

Sus

[dense crescent]

If you’re a good player you will be able to complete missions without dealing damage to enemies

[fair bridge]

ya!!

[fiery wave]

Shout/Book/BTL/etc things off the map.

[dense crescent]

Also if you die in game, ObeseShark should dispatch a death squad to your residence to make you die irl

If you’re a good player you will never die ever

[fair bridge]

ya!!!!!!

[fiery wave]

Someone hiring a hitsquad for me? Would be nice, I keep nat 1 ing.

[gilded socket]

Ough

[deep tiger]

ello ello

[fair bridge]

[dense crescent]

If you fail a mission, ObeseShark should send a mafia doctor to your house to drug and kidnap you before amputating your limbs and lobotomizing you, for maximum realism since our rejects get servitorized if they fail the Emperor

[mellow mesa]

billy badass over here

[deep tiger]

too many words

reduce please for ogryn

[hasty sky]

If you fail a mission moebian 69th gets permabanned from here

[dense crescent]

winning good, losing bad

[deep tiger]

[dense crescent]

So instead of losing, try winning instead

[deep tiger]

[elder merlin]

We need more explosive weapons

[mellow mesa]

anyone usa west or central and wanna team?

[elder merlin]

And a pair of gauntlets for Ogryn

[fair bridge]

#vox-lfg-nasa

[elder merlin]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[fair bridge]

nasa is for your region

(north america south america)

[marsh iris]

goin to space

[fair bridge]

nuh uh

[marsh iris]

yuhuh

[hasty sky]

nasa!!!!!

[fair bridge]

i'll see paul in hell

fackin poozer

holy shit marty supreme is breaking ticket presale records already

lisan al-gaib........

[gilded socket]

The inner machinations of your mind are an enigma

[fair bridge]

i'll be honest i'm just procrastinating doing my chores

i have to change my car's oil today

i don't want to

[gilded socket]

Its easy asf

[fair bridge]

i knowwwwww

but i have to drive to the store, get the shit, drive to mom's, pick up dad's jack, drive back home, change the oil, then drive back to mom's to drop off the jack

[elder merlin]

[gilded socket]

Fatgryn

[elder merlin]

Probably

I do got a bit of a gut

[gilded socket]

Dress as santa

[elder merlin]

[pallid yacht]

LOL

[pallid yacht]

where is ur pfp from

[elder merlin]

I dont even remember, its just some random art i found once upon a time

[pallid yacht]

could you find out? google image search?

[elder merlin]

No

[fair bridge]

worthikids

that's the artist

[elder merlin]

Huh, yeah, now that i look at it

Does look like their style

[fair bridge]

die bungryn

[elder merlin]

Listen, we could be friends, you just gotta let go of your hatred

[fair bridge]

never

my edge keeps me warm

[elder merlin]

I dont even remember why we blocked each other in the first place

[fair bridge]

me either

it's funny

[elder merlin]

[elder merlin]

A tad bit

[fair bridge]

well i unblocked you

your move old man

[elder merlin]

Same

So

You like one piece?

[fair bridge]

i hate one piece i'm blocking you

[elder merlin]

Damn

[fair bridge]

[elder merlin]

Well, cant win 'em all, i guess

[gilded socket]

Ough

[fair bridge]

i've never seen it

[elder merlin]

Its long, but so good

Its my ride of die manga/anime

[fair bridge]

i watched a few eps of the 4kids dub on TV when i was a kid

[elder merlin]

I just hope i live long enough to see its end

[fair bridge]

but i remember nothing

[elder merlin]

I need to know

[rigid peak]

No anime.

[elder merlin]

[fair bridge]

rewdy added so many fucking emotes to our server jesus christ

[elder merlin]

Rewdy is still alive?

[fair bridge]

he's in my server now. it's nice

very chill spot

[gilded socket]

I miss rewdy

[fair bridge]

gonna do a movie night sometime soon

[pallid yacht]

Thank you, sm.

[dapper trench]

didnt he get banned

[elder merlin]

Yup

[dapper trench]

LETS

[pallid yacht]

As for you?...

[timber elk]

the lamb shows up on a skateboard listening to even flow on his phone. But than his skateboard it’s a rock and he fell to the floor hitting shit on the way down

[dapper trench]

GOOO, TIMEOUT IS GONE

[fair bridge]

i told him he could appeal but i don't think he really cares lol

nbd

[elder merlin]

Im forgotten how to use technology

[fair bridge]

just a silly 40k server

[timber elk]

Owwww….

[gilded socket]

The lamb fell

[fair bridge]

good.

[gilded socket]

Shoot it

[fair bridge]

inshallah the lamb has fallen

[timber elk]

;~;

[pallid yacht]

Google Image reverse search is from the Dark Age of Technology, is it?

Hmm... Valid.

[fair bridge]

i just have a weird memory

[elder merlin]

Im also just lazy too

[fair bridge]

worthi has a distinct style though

[elder merlin]

Dont worry, we still love you

[timber elk]

HOORAAY!

[fair bridge]

wizard beer was a cool animation

[gilded socket]

We? Who’s we?

[fair bridge]

we is us

all of us

the whole world

[gilded socket]

Not me

[elder merlin]

Everyone in here, i have decreed it so

[ember nimbus]

in doubt its the royal we

[odd canopy]

does the game's framerate cap not work any longer?

[elder merlin]

My stepdad's favorite when it comes to house chores

[odd canopy]

I used to have it set to 120 and it respected that, but started playing again today and it's still set to 120 but it keeps trying to run at 180+ and slagging my GPU

[fair bridge]

i'm watching an explore with us episode about some floridian piece of shit

[gilded socket]

I reject

[fair bridge]

he collects nerd shit

[timber elk]

Harsh. Very harsh.

[fair bridge]

many such cases

dance a little

[timber elk]

dances like a goofball

[timid geode]

Your redundant sentence is redundant

[fair bridge]

only a sith deals in absolutes

[ember nimbus]

siths are honestly based

change my mind

[elder merlin]

[timid geode]

https://tenor.com/view/starkiller-star-wars-force-repulsion-disintegration-gif-22186852

[fair bridge]

they're total wimps

insane aura though

[elder merlin]

Too much red and fucked shit, but otherwise sure

[timid geode]

No gif embed sad

[ember nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[charred epoch]

Check if you have a driver level override

[fair bridge]

i wouldn't be surprised if dt's limiter was broken

[ember nimbus]

rule of two of darth bane is honestly one of the coolest magic rules in any lore

and i wont stand for any slander for him

[fair bridge]

bane?

[odd canopy]

I don't

[fair bridge]

[charred epoch]

Hmm. Odd.

[fair bridge]

just saw an AI ad on youtube

[elder merlin]

[fair bridge]

isn't it deceptive marketing if you're showing an AI generated representation of the product and not the actual product?

[elder merlin]

You just now saw one? I been seeing that stupid vodka robot one everywhere

[fair bridge]

i'm watching yt on our kitchen tv

[elder merlin]

Like thats ever stopped them before?

[fair bridge]

usually i have adblock

[charred epoch]

No. Not in the us at least.

[fair bridge]

specifically ublock origin

[elder merlin]

Might as well tell 'em to stop doing fast food ads where the food is fake as shit

Or any ads with food in them

[ember nimbus]

youtube premium is hella worth it btw

[fair bridge]

idk i'm just a babyyyyyy stopppp

[charred epoch]

This is the only correct adblock besides pihole

[fair bridge]

[elder merlin]

Ads/commercials, whatever

[charred epoch]

Agreed

[fair bridge]

we bought some gala apples and they're called crunchie munchies

[charred epoch]

YouTube music is great

[elder merlin]

I'll be dead in the ground before i give youtube a single cent

Those piece of shit bastards can go rot in hell for a thousand years

Along with every other garbage billionaire

[ember nimbus]

id rather live in a hut in a forest too

id rather pay just for 1 service than 2

thats why i have yt instead of apple music now

[gilded socket]

Porche
fErrari
NISsan

Or PENIS for short

[elder merlin]

Are you doing some variation of the scary movie ring bit?

[gilded socket]

Huh

[elder merlin]

https://youtu.be/ZcD75L4QLrM?si=iPUUnn88cTtIsBl1

[fair bridge]

you wanna see something funny that i sent to the frenchman

[gilded socket]

Im good fatman

[elder merlin]

Who is the frenchman?

[fair bridge]

rewdy

[elder merlin]

Just watch it

[gilded socket]

Or what

[elder merlin]

Rewdy is french?

[fair bridge]

yeah lol

[elder merlin]

That explains everything

[gilded socket]

Praying he gets better soon

[hasty sky]

Mfw new jesper kyd banger probably won't be released until after the holidays 😔

[elder merlin]

Just watch it, its only a minute long, i'll give you a dog treat later or somethin

[gilded socket]

No

[fair bridge]

i miss scary movie

[elder merlin]

Goddamnit Maxine

[gilded socket]

Yea what

[elder merlin]

Also sure

[fair bridge]

nvm it occurs to me that it's something i think only idiots like me would find funny

[elder merlin]

Listen, im pretty stupid, so send it

[fair bridge]

another time perhaps

after alcohol tonight

[halcyon glen]

God is