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Ill do it
Oh shit sorry for not coming maxine, are you still playing?
milk > monster
Choco milk
I can be with you sometime soon
No just got done eating
Me.
It doesnt' feel the same without rum...
I need to buy non alocholic rum
Rum just makes it taste stronger..
mmm
Is this how europeans flirt?
Shame
Is it?
Licht doesn't think
Real, i act 
Chronic gambling addict^
mmmmmmmmmm
i can maybe buy rum extract
Maxine is simply just, which is noble on its own way
The best kind of shower is the one in blood
Blood of heretics i slaughtered preferably
Oh i hurt people
Well, don’t
How else am i gonna kill heretics?
Heretics aren’t people silly
Huh
But they scream and cry out that they are just loyal workers under the good emperor
The children too
Unrelated but i think my respirator’s filter is faulty
@gilded socket omw
Ok
So I presume the Conclave is a sort of government of the Hive Gangs
But who or what's Inky?
(Oi!)
i return to my post
I’m trying to get into the tabletop game
Anyone know if the Krieg is beginner friendly? 
orks best army, green, smashy, green
Hm. Yes. Souls strength builds 
OI!
Helllo!
I am no European :c
Need to get that replaced. Nurgle's farts ain't good for yah.
I remain adamant with my statement
he is adamant
Good afternoon Ray
Yeeey
Third time’s the charm
How's you
Gonna go for a jog soon, then gamin after i think
OI!
How do you convince someone to play chess with you
Words of affirmation and threats aren't working
Find someone into chess as well.
You strip if you loose, 1 piece per match

Still alive and kicking, doing great?
Sounds wonderful
Reallyyy?
Are you sure?

I have to go out later tonight for an hour or two, actually going out for dinner. BUT THEN GAMES
True dat

Everything smells like chlorine and i think it’s making my brain fuxzy
If you need a sister steel legionnaire im there
Chlorine? What?
My filter smells like chlorine
@little marten
uh open a window or get out of that space immediately
Why did you dip it in that???
I thought he was away for a bit
New ogryn weapons 2026?

there will be new content 2026 that much is certain
I kinda assume most would be. Xmas week.
some of it may be oggy flavored but who knows
It came like that
Ogryn will get a big red bag full of bombs to swing at the enemies
Everything must be coean
Oh fuvj
Niiiioo
Pretty sure that's not for mask use then...
Ogryns are like below 80iq, yes?
Blocks out the nurgle farts
But i can’t differentiate civilians and heretics
Looks all the same
Some are infected.
depends on the pool, the average oggy is of 100iq because of how iq works lol
Why not?
because they'll come back around to bite you
You mean, throw you when you get old.
exactly
That only happens if you don't throw them far enough or you don't catch them
should i mess around with chainaxe or heavy sword next on scum?
hsword is fun
though you'll probs want like needlepistol or something to deal with carapace
honestly i've been bringing the needle gun for all my melee builds 
with pickpocket it's a pretty damn reliable choice
honestly i don't even shoot enough for pickpocket to be an option since i melee so much, and i don't even use the alt fire
just use it to take out problems here and there and its amazing for that
but yeah i'll try hsword, its a weapon i've like never used
Altfire is probably just to make it more accurate or something. Wait, you mean special.
Altfire is ads.
even the boom alt fire is pretty decent tbh
Special is the switch.
What if the little heretic fell off a cliff that i didn’t throw in the dirrection of
yeah its not nearly as strong, the boom one, but i was saying its def still good
the cc can be nice
Eh imo.
lol to save someone is really the use case
like if you see someone who could use the cc around them and you're at a distance, it can be nice... but yeah its not broken or anything lol
or even that strong
the result is the same
didnt expect havoc to be empty on the weekends too. no matches available. or 1-2.
that are 28 or higher
No one is playing Havoc because this season fucking sucks
Fatshreak really decided combining the most annoying modifiers with the worst maps for them is a good idea
What if the cliff was actually off the side of tertium
Like,,, 20 mile drop
also theres going to be a number of people doing family stuff for the next week or traveling and stuff so some of the hardcore players might be mia for a bit
the youth are inevitable
Which is why you punt them harder second time around so theyre gone longer.
Those flesh footballs make good exercise.
I saw the little fucker get skewered
i finally got my 40 on riser and i still hate stimms with every fiber of my being
Only thing worse was last season.
and the season before that
season before last one was honestly okay for me
but there was a brief flowering during the season of the broken Arbites bleed-bomb-bolt-pistol-build
that was a good season
ew
Just dog alone 1mil damage.
a time for old men with synovitis in their wrists to flourish
genuinely think that was one of the worst states this game has ever been in lmao
but i suppose it was nice for cheesing havoc
I just dodged through a wall
Normal.
and fall for 30 secs
Warp karkery.
but yes, for ~ 40 y/olds with increasing joint pain from 35 years of gaming it was a good time
that dog truly was man's best friend
after they removed the bleed build I had to take him out back and shoot him
But it genuinely got to the point where the base game was actually just
Unplayable
Because everyone started doing it
And when everyone does it, there's literally nothing to do anymore
I s2g this company is run by sadists tbh
I think Expedition 33 might be the game that finally retires my wrists and gives me arthritis
it just finished uploading, look at this shit https://youtube.com/shorts/se4pR1ZBdEE
You don't say.
Look
funny way to spell "swedists"
A lot of things I can chalk up to them being slow
a famously sado-masochistic people
But rot armor buffed crushers into blight this season is like
???? Guys please work with me a little lmfao
Paradox games were originally a secret CIA torture program developed alongside MKUltra
and then weaponised by Swedes
wait
Season 1 was ungodly shooters. We cheesed it so they made it worse when we made them nerf the awful shooters.
so me liking Crusader Kings is masochism?
Maybe.
I was on hiatus from when this game still had locks to a bit after arby release
I didn't play havoc till like
4 days before rot armor
that is so unfortunate
¯_(ツ)_/¯
All I heard is that havoc was some weak shit before
Which explains the true survivors and havoc forged mfs dying fast in my games
4 days with lube.
Tbh?
I'm enjoying myself rn
One of my favorite eras of DT was broken resources infinite spawns director
It was bs, but bubble is king and 2 bubbles solves alot.
How many hours do you have in it?
like 2000-something?
how long do we have? FIVE NIGHTS.
Definitely masochism. I have 3237.9 hours in CK3
okay no like 1440
Season 1, no bubble is, you peep out for 1 milisec, you down.
CK3 was my replacement for becoming an alcoholic after my girlfriend of 8 years and I split up
Masochism all the way down
So the sister is an angy maso, okay.
I haven't played much ck3, but enjoyed ck2 a lot
Becoming a senile immortal with a horse as an advisor was great
Basically the God Emperor of Mankind in the year 40,000
minus the horse
caligula-maxxing
Absolutely based archaic historical reference. 
Whats the current meta
Bro is onto something
24x7
Math harf
168
Ok

Guh… I think I’m dying Dx
Oh no
online calculators exist
Math kills.
Im not smart
Look, Maths also gives me splitting headaches.
Yeah but you’re you
Despite everything you’re still you
I suppose.
Suppose deez nutz
Is this a reference to something? I swear I’ve heard it before.
Undertale
Thought so. My mind triggered like an Alpha Legionnaire hearing a code-word.
Couldn’t name where I heard it.
i still never finished that game lol
Dude i never finished deltarune chapter 2
I don't get it so... I read it as it.
like i really liked undertale but just... didn't finish it for whatever reason
don't even remember what distracted me
Maff is bad
I would play deltarune if it was in Xbox
I was gonna be a nuclear engineer but I remember I hate math
Math and learnding is hard
I spell how i want
I don’t remember a damn thing from Geometry, Trigonometry, or Calculus. 
Yeah rools r 4 foooolz
I remember they’re all useless and dumb
Funny how that works. All that studying, and for what?
I took sped math but I scored an 88 on the asvab for the navy
I hear that in Norway, they put barcodes on all the boats in the military
That way when they come into port, they can scan the Navy in

Only remember tessellation, lul.
What the hell am I supposed to use the quadratic formula for anyway?
I vaguely remember the acute, obtuse, and isosceles triangles, don’t remember which one’s which though besides obtuse. 
Dunno, who uses anything but the basics in real life on average anyway? And interests.
I do remember the Pythagorean Theorem though.
When I was in school I didn’t understand what I’d need all that advanced math stuff for. Now in my late twenties I understand what I need it for. And I forgot all of it Dx
Even when I do occasionally have to do some long division, I’ve always got a calculator handy, or it’s been so many years that I could never do it as reflexively as when I was in fifth grade.
Ya don’t need it. Don’t worry about it. 
Anyways, it’s almost midnight and my eyes are screaming for me to go to sleep.
Oh believe me I do
Good night!
Nah. You’re fine. 
Yep. Everyone has a caculator now anyway.
Yeah, come to think about it, I wouldn’t be surprised if the math thing is a holdover from the Cold War when America needed butt loads of engineers and scientists for SpaceX exploration and making bombs and junk… But the world turned out different
Still need bombs to be viewed powerful in a way.
Anyone know a good tutorial for kill team, my brother and I are trying to get into it but we just bought the individual kill team kits and thought that they would tell you how to play the game. Kinda stupid of us ik but we want to try to get into this warhammer in the most cost efficient way possible.
I miss the old Arrowhead studios guys
What happened this time?
I’m deciding to quit the Helldivers franchise is all
Tried making a goodbye post explaining my grievances in a kind manner to the main subreddit and immediately got my shit sniped
Oh yeah no don’t interact on reddit
EVER
Especially not in a video game subreddit
Bro, I have had that happen to me like countless times. Post some thing on a big sub and immediately get the post taken down for violating some obscure rule. It sucks.

Im banned from the discord
Reddit admins banned me because I said, and I quote, “I’m surprised we haven’t rioted yet”.
For daring to be critical of Arrowhead
There’s loads of people critical of Arrowhead there
And when someone called me an idiot I said “fuck off” and a mod immediately banned me

the helldivers discord admins are akin to the gestapo lmao
ITS LORE ACCURATE GUYS COME ON!1!1!1!1!1!
Just play the first one its better
OMG, I thought that I was talking in my trans server not the one for dark tide
lmao nvm
i jokingly referred to the game as fuckdivers 2 one time and got muted for it

Same thing
I do
I STARTED WITH THE FIRST ONE
DO NOT RECITE THE ANCIENT TEXTS TO ME WITCH!!!
I WAS THERE WHEN THEY WERE WRITTEN
No point, you either wank about a game or just stay silent.
I enjoy Helldivers 2 but it has issues that need to be worked on before I’ll play it regularly again
I’ve been there since the first game in 2015. So you can understand why I feel the way I do
“Oh, that’s a beloved franchise I love being reduced to abysmal dogshit”
i cant enjoy hd2 anymore with how shit the monetization is getting and just how easy the game has gotten with AH repeatedly bending the knee with enemy nerfs
The balance is god AWFUL
A handful of weapons trivialize the game and you’re punished hard for bringing anything else
Just nerf everything and make it rocket tag.
Wdym how shit the monetization is getting? It hasn’t changed at all?
Less substantial content in warbonds. Always 1000SC
Yeah
theyre just putting guns in the superstore now and warbonds have gotten a lot worse
Thats the problem
And the Legendary Warbond system is DOGSHIT
The Killzone thing is a slap in the face
I mean, if ppl will pay, it only gets worse.
$10 for like MAYBE 3 pieces of gear of dubious quality and a bunch of other useless cosmetic shit, yippee
Since when has this been going on?
Viper Commandos was one of the last warbonds I personally gave a fuck about
New warbonds have more filler than the old ones, every item costs more medals, good to phenomenal gear that they will nerf into the fucking ground a week or two after the warbond launches
There’s only been three warbonds released (now four technically) since I started playing. Each of them has had a gun and a stratagem at least
Coyote is still amazing but folks are too blind to see that
Not counting Odst warbond for stratagems, since it had three fucking guns
You’d have to have been playing since the start to fully see the degradation
They used to have 3 guns, a strat of some kind, and armors.
You'd normally get boosters too.
And before they added stratagems it was 3 primaries, a secondary, a grenade, and 3 armors
Yeah
i dont think weve gotten a booster in ages lmao
Fair enough
And 80% of boosters are literally useless. Like not even fun to use. Just pointless
Tbf they've made like exactly one booster people actually use over the base ones
yeah thats fair, majority of them suck shit
I run dead sprint because I love torturing people :3
only warbond ones i really use are dead sprint and crack stims
I unironically like dead sprint fwiw
Same
You’re telling me that at the cost of my health I can keep sprinting so long as I am alive?
dead sprint is goated, people seriously undervalue it
Same
I get into a heated debatw with my boyfriend every-time I bring dead sprint
Anyways here’s my take on Helldivers 2: biggest thing is the mainstream gamers who constantly complain that the game is too hard while never lowering their difficulty are a significant portion of the problem. The other significant problem is that the game is simply too mainstream in the first place. Had it not reached the level of reach it has now it probably would have been better
Oh and also Helldivers players will find every excuse to complain, myself included :3
Game needs Diff 15
I regret giving Arrowhead my money
Seeing now what they’ve been using it to do
Fell for it again award
I’d give Arrowhead money hand over fist
Id buy super credits just to support them
And they’re now like any other soulless games company
Not really
They have a lot of issue going on, certainly. But the core is still there, and they're sticking to it
Enemies, armour design, world building, narrative, community events
The day they remove SC farming is the day they truly go 'Triple A'
I think if they gave me a lot of money I could fix it
Enemy design is ABYSMAL dogshit (War Striders and all of the Illuminate), the armor designs have been awful since viper commandos, the world building is stagnant and dead just like the Galatic war, and what point is there engaging in community events when the community is horrid to engage with
like not to pay me to do anything, just giving me a lot of money for no reason should definitely help
I bet I could manage Helldivers 2 better. 110%
I have to disagree with you on all of that. Armor design has only gotten better since Viper commandos. Half the damn early warbonds just used recolored armors
If you're not going to count Flawless Execution progress on late joins, then give the option to start my own lobby. Fartshart is so incredibly fucking incompetent some times.
War striders have been fixed
illuminate full force any day now smh this is clearly just a scouting force 
ALL the armor is recolored
lol
No it isn’t?
Uh, no!
Oh my god don’t make me reinstall to prove this to you
Bait used to be believable
They have proper weakpoints now and don’t spam their shit so much
Literally no other armors in the game uses the parts of the last several warbonds.
2 less grenades per volley from their infinite grenade pack and their new weakpoints are pointless in practice
Im reinstalling to prove you wrong
Remind me tmrw
I have most of the armors in the game
I have EVERY armor in the game
Then you should know that you’re wrong 😭
Either or, regardless of issues, Im more tempted to play HD2 thanks to how little room the one beta branch takes
"You are subjected to my personal gameplay experience and cosmetic preference"
Slightly more, anyway
i dont like the eye weakpoint on war striders, yet another enemy that can now be oneshot from the front
they needed work but bots are just repeatedly punished when they get anything that actually poses a threat
Tbf war strider needed a weakpoint. Only enemy in the game that didn’t have one
You can only really one shot the strider if you bring RR quasar or railgun which just reinforces the god awful meta
You no longer NEED those though
Wanna bring an autocannon or a machine gun to the bots? Haha you’re fucked good luck trying to kill War Striders
You can kill war striders with an auto cannon. Always have been. Same with the hmg and amr
But it’s easier now
In theory
I like how the AMR can 1 tap Hulks now, it's so silly
In practice you’re better off throwing the fucking gun at it
You’re starting to sound like Hazy but in the opposite way
What does this even mean?
You both hate the game for completely different reasons
I don’t hate Helldivers 2. I lament it’s golden age that’ll never come back
I hate modern Arrowhead Studios, however
The recent Q&A from Arrowhead has convinced me that HD2 is probably not gonna get much better honestly
i havent really expected it to for a while with how things have been going
Good news tho!
Logan Paul fought an MMA fighter who is YOUNG and STILL ACTIVELY FIGHTING and went to the hospital
Life is good
Like I said, one of the biggest problems with hd2 is that it got too popular
Yeah he had to get surgery on his jaw
Apparently two parts of his jaw got fractured or something
He's gonna be in pain for a while
I jumped up in excitement watching him get his ugly face utterly smashed in
Andrew Tate also lost his fight
Andrew Tate is a cuck and a coward
Oh yeah, but he actually did this fight and lost
Pretty badly from what I hear
Against someone that is awful at boxing
He made a severe and continuous lapse in his judgment
Apparently
bro finally fought someone younger than 60 🥹
Maybe he got some
Sense knocked into him
Andrew Tate: cant fight men so he beats little girls
Is there a video?
Yeah there's a few
So I can watch him get his Leafy ahh chin pushed in even further
Wasn't it Jake Paul btw
Oh it was
I'll DM you if you dont mind
Can you blame me!
?
Theyre both identical insufferable doucebags with generic white man names, I get their names mixed up
Thank you
😈
Oh the apology video reference made no sense then
Reasonably gatekeep everything
Hey gamer
real
Good morning 🙏
How goes
Yes finally
I gatekeep the Kingdom Come series because I’m tired of ignorant idiots coming into it expecting a skyrim clone and than rageposting everywhere when the game actually challenges them
It’s not supposed to be. In fact it parodies the fuck outta them. It isn’t for them. They’re just too stupid to understand that
It's literally made for so with how every race feels like it and such.
Ehhh not bad not bad, how are you?
Life is ruff
If I had a nickel for everyone time a [GERMAN HISTORY ENTHUSIAST] try to lecture me (a German woman) in a Warhammer community space on why mustache man was good I’d be rich
If they could read they would know that the media is making fun of them and is not for them
You think they can read?
If they could they wouldn’t be bigots
Many years ago
Same
Same
We all grow but some dont
The alt right to trans baddie pipeline
I just boymod
You mean, everyone grows in a way, but not all grow mentally.
Key point being I was 12 whej I believed in alt right shit 😂
I would love to make progress but that prolly wont happen
People who subscribe to the beliefs I’m certain you’re implying inherently don’t have media comprehension
Or historical comprehension
Or any comprehension in general
Historical comprehension
Read this 😭
I never believed alt right things
I was in the surface of redpill bullshit in middle school but thankfully I grew out of it
Historical comprehension and literacy seems like a luxury nowadays
I go full Deutscher on these people
“DU BELEIDIGST MEIN SCHÖNES LAND!!!!”
No think, just WAR. Lul.
“DU VERLEUMDEST MEINE SCHÖNE SPRAC”
Well duh
It’s more comfortable to be spoon fed bias that panders towards you than have to accept that society has deep running flaws
To tell you the truth, the world wars as so fucking boring to me
It would mean they have flaws, you know.
There’s no such thing as an alt right person who understands history
Exactly
I mean, why do you think make love not war is better?
Yeah idk man some people need to reach a iq quota or be shot
For legal reasons purely I disagree
I need to rant about how much edgey alt right teenage boy’s obsession with MY culture pmo
I like private military conflicts
Aside from that? Eeehhhh no comment
So just military conflicts in general?
No
The urge to grab 15 y/o boys by their shitty little mullet and throw them across the room when they start singing Erika
Mercenaries, paid militaries etc etc
Militaries are just mercenaries for the ruling class
No not really
Lets not do eugenics chat
Mercenaries are professional soldiers while a goverment’s military is a collection of morons and dumbasses who need money but are skilless or need discipline
Its a joke but yea mb
Arent most mercs just former Vets tho
Yes
So.. youre contradictig yourself
i love how i can use free will to watch USSR history and drink sweet tea 
Its a pipeline more or less
Hrm?
Well case in point, they're jsut former soldiers wirh better pay
Its a good thing I can’t be drafted because if they tried I’m going to jail
Is jail better?
For a transgender woman. Absolutely not
For example, the Angola Zaire border conflict and neocolonialism with many PMs straight up securing resources
Its the principle
I too cant be drafted but they might force me because i got no meds or any like official records
Uncle Sam politely knocks on my door “hey, so I know I’ve been trying to systematically eradicate you and your ilk and I’ve made your life considerably worse in the past few years… can you pretty please go get shot and die in a foreign land for me pweeeeaaase?!! Daddy needs oil 😩 “
I’m handcuffing myself
Personally, all wars end up with innocents being hurt.
waow what a profound and earth-shattering revelation
I just thought of that sexy colonel sanders ad but with them wearing the uncle sam top hats
BUFF TRAITOR CAPTAINS SO I CAN HEAR MORE DISPOSAL UNIT
Let him cook
Yes
So they all suck anyway.
that too.
Well in that case give me a plate carrier and an M-whatever 😏
If wars didn’t end up with innocents dead, they wouldn’t be called wars. They’d be called violent disputes
No
War in its most “ideal” and romanticized form has no innocents being caught up in it
In reality it never plays out that way
Since when has that ever happened?
Im saying that it hasn’t
I can help you 
I think you missed my point
Must’ve been the wind

Certain stories, basically. But in a way, even soldiers have families for most part... And you know how losing a loved one can be like.
Its interesting to learn about wars especially as a way to understand that not all ideologies should exist and especially should not exist in active combat
Louis 9/11 gif
I just said that.
Im agreeing with you
unless you're an ork, but all other times, yes
War is the failure of diplomacy, sometimes it's a sad reality and 'has' to happen 
I think human life is inherently sacred and all wars boil down to two men measuring their cocks with one another and real men and women pay the price for it with their lives
Learning about wars and conflicts also helps future generations learn about how we as humans and the ideals we hold are not as pure and pristine or as all good as we believe but by learning of the atrocities our own governments and institutions commit on others can better ground us to the real world
Pretty narrow way of looking at it
At a time period much farther ahead than our current one, the sole perpetual state of existing is in warfare
Maybe we should just have governments MMA fight if they want war.
"All warfare is based on deception." - Sun Tzu

Many southern americans believe the confederacy was a good thing while there is no unbiased historical evidence of such
This would be a lot better
Do you know how many old people will die
It is the 41st millenium..
But evem better than that: chess
With actual political stakes on the line
Would be funnier, indeed.
Sounds like an anime plot lmao
No matter the year, we will always fight eachother
MAKE WORLD LEADERS FIGHT ALONGSIDE THEIR SOLDIERS. SEE HOW WILLING THEY ARE TO START WARS THAN
I mean, if they want war, they can fight their own wars.
i'm fairly certain no one in the white house would even know what a pawn is supposed to do
Hence why itms a great idea :>
Thats a bit much 
Except me 
Instead I love you all 
They do, with private militaries and proxy wars handled by government institutions working off the book with no public records ever
Naw, just have them fight the wars they start themselves.
if we humans weren’t so stupid
If they die, who cares, they started it.
Is it?
I mean.. they can't all be that dumb unless thats what youre implying
At least this way we’d get sexy hunky men as presidents instead of decrepit creeps
🤤
probably a good majority of em
I mean mano mano fights.
Oh Mr President~
Well am not american so I wouldnt know 
So maybe you right
Yeah no our government is filled with babbling morons.
They are that dumb
Cmon guys this is the one time i talk confidently and not blabbering
'So far I have only used 10% of my power'
Bleh

True. They need both brains and physical strength. Helps weed out most.
Crit
What did you guys do
@twin flower look up the American Secretary of Health & Human Services
Killed a rat and thought of you
I don't know you
Patpats.
OUR SECRETARY OF HEALTH IS A BLOODY FUCKING ANTI-VAXXER MACINTOSK
I think you all need to realize that the cia and fbi would happily kill civilians via proxy of mercenaries and not care
Karien do you play Helldivers 2
HOW WHAT WHY WTF?
I'm well aware lol
yo my name crreg
I AM BEING 120% DEADASS
Amurica
Not everyone does
True.
No. Do I look like I can afford it? Also don't like dealing with kernel lvl anti cheats after they killed one of my old PCs when I tried uninstalling it.
But aren't military soldiers basically mercenaries of the new age?
Also Trump is a failed businessman nepo-baby and a known predator
The bast way to understand the future is to look to the past to see how people before had acted and compare how they act now
this dude knows ball 🫡
I think Helldivers 2 is cheaper than Darktide
Who even voted that idiot?
Proof?
also to anyone that really doubts how absolutely incompetent the american government is rn
the files
Politics
Die please
Orange man
Darktide was free, since it was in Humble Choice and I know someone who subs to it who already had the game.
my name creeg
Reminder that Trump is in the Esptein documents SEVERAL TIMES OVER. Hence why nearly most of the pages are completely blacked out :3
Go ask any retired mercenary and get a “proof” answer, oh wait they’re all dead or serving life in prisons
Thats not politica that’s just well known information
And also why some of them were pulled after they were "released"
Oh... Sseems about right then...
Everything coming out of your mouth is politics

I got politics or I got horny. Pick your poison
I'll come back when everythings heated down 
Horny
Well well
So... Is Helldivers 2 free?
Its 40USD
Or better still, do I get paid to play it?
$40 is a fucking steal tbf
Hd2 is a bad coop game
I wish
Sometimes when i talk to other 40k fans it feels like they are restarted and cant understand how everything in 40k is political
Are you a content creator?
Do you get paid with Darktide?
Not in it’s current state
Is more a joke I got Darktide for free.
So uhh
So, Is Helldivers 2 FREE?
Is there a channel I can post food?
I miss the old days where folks enjoyed games no matter how shit they were
I SAID 40USD
Real
I do that still
I know. I'm stating it to the skaven.
Youd prefer people not have standards? Thats how we got into the situation we’re in now
Would be free if someone gave it to you
What hold on
@half plank rich old man
I'm sorry but how exactly is me throwing rocks at heretics political messaging
Is Fatshark denouncing the industrial-war complex every time gunners kill a pubbie?
Please don't. I don't wanna deal with EAC corrupting another PC.
I feel invisible 
IDK, but uninstalling it on one PC ended up with OS corruption.
I feel like some of you are either fucking stupid or mental delayed as a child
Yall are
Whoah maxine
I am not
Hold up
Back that up
Rich coming from you
She isn't wrong
Huh
Bro chose violence
Pot calling the kettle something something
Oh you have the name of my pal
Damn it got really spicy here.
@elder merlin right old rich man
Shut up im darktiding
And you just sent that in the middle of the game? 
says something rude
gets flamed
shutup I’m gaming
The internet debate bro classic
Based
Nurgle
I’m too high for this
Or a cat feeling spiteful
No i literally am in a mission rn i said that as i was waiting
Look, I played enough games people hated and barring the clunk, I kinda enjoyed it.
Go to sleep already, for your safety
Oh. I'll try and be w u soon maxine
Can’t
I wanna write this thing first
Why not
But you aren't, right?
Coughing too much
Im standing in a corner swinging rn
Because of the edibles?
Because i’m very sick
Ive been enjoying Fortnite recently actually
Both then

Bruh
Mf’s will act snobby about not playing Fortnite and than fall for FTP monetization in their full price game get real
That says everything I needed to know
Oh cool discord's new feature makes it easier to react to every message
Isn't that Darktide?
Yes
Im aware and i don’t know how to describe it but i have a hard time connecting with people who dont like or understand certain things as i do and i hate explaining because then i sound condescending without meaning to
You need to get on my lvl. I did it before that update.
Maxine and I are practically one and the same
Dude aren't you in like, PC
My zoomer friend got me to reinstall it and we’ve been having fun with it
I type on phone as well, you know. Heck, mostly on phone since I can't game and look at Discord cos 1 screen only.
Practically is a strong word
Awrrff!!
Most people only have one screen too you know lmao
Also random fact my parents are separated and both of them have a lot of exes
Most people don't play old games that blep if you alt tab.
Such rat behaviour
I can go back to saying incendiary remarks because that’ll get a reaction
What kind of pc do you run 
I paid 13 bucks for dis game ;3
Hm so...I paid like 42 dollars in total on this game. Ignoring taxes.
It has nothing to do with my PC. The games just wasn't made to be alt-tabbed.
My parents orrrr
I am not falling for shit I know damn well I’m paying real legal tender for fake overpriced digital clothing 
Correction, my boyfriend is paying legal tender for my fake overpriced digital clothing 
Ah you're aware at least. I got like 4k aquilas for 5 dollars
hope it comes up again
I just don’t care
hopefully its a more regular thing
Consumerism and it's consequences
the quintrillion dollar burning gibus:

Capitalism
Buying a digital outfit every once and a while isn’t “consumerism and it’s consequences”
It is
It is consumerism but thats not inherently bad
I mean, people fall prey to fomo. Even ulgy stuff when supply gets lower than the demand become expensive.
What? @sleek harness
Surprisingly this was the better choice humanity went for
“Heh, you filthy consumer” he says on his overpriced phone and or computer in his coomcave surrounded by funko pops
Artificial supply and demand*
Rich old man, Karien is broke and don't have Helldivers 2
Ignore the ping.
Just when you fall for FOMO shit like fortnite seasons it becomes an issue
I don't really know all the ideal weapon stats yet so what do you guys think of a bolt pistol with 80 across the board except for 60 reload speed?
you're buying it because you don't want to miss out.
I don’t even fall for fomo you’re really over complicating my thought process
Head empty
Dump mobility
I meant in general.
I thought Karien didnt want Helldivers 2?
got it
Best on Mob/defense but don't worry about that yet you're still early aren't you? focus on leveling up and having fun.
She wants it for free cuz she broke
Because she is broke that's why
I mean, the corpos control it.
im almost level 30 :/
I said I didn't want it because I don't wanna deal with EAC bricking another PC.
Dump stats will always be mobility/defense.
alright good to know thanks
Nah that would imply digital goods are in any way limited
Unlike real resources which just have big corpos group up to hike or dump as they see fit
Missus that's color name racism
It lowkey pmo when people who are worth a fraction of myself as a member of society try to criticize my consumer tendencies
I said, I got Darktide for free to fwuffything saying it's cheaper than Darktide, reeeeeeeeeeee.
You said that afterwards
What I want is a new controller to replace the one with a dying left bumper. >_>
Get a new PC
Instead of been mind controlled by 5g towers you should try to resist by using my breathing technique in the link below
So real my switch has had stickdrift for months
My BOTW playthrough has been on hold for so long
It's not, the cap is arbitrary, but they control what it is.
nono the big breathing tech industry is trying to cause autism you should subscribe to my podcast and buy my horse dewormer instead
That's way out of budget for awhile.
I’m gonna go smoke this bud I found under my bed and watch a grown man review Kid Cuisines now
Isn't a controller worth like, 35 dollars
Gute Nacht, auf wiedersehen
👋
Mine isn't cos of stick drift. It's looser but the dodge button died first cos Darktide.
May I present, for your enjoyment, a grown man testing the Reddit cylinder stuck in M&M tube story
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJoOaM3UJdA
Or ehm, dying first.
My X button is ruined from playing Red Dead Redemption 2
You have to mash X to sprint
Naw, $65 or something. Gamesir Cyclone 2.
They no longer make the T4Kaleid.
I think half of what I just smoked was accumulated dust and the other half was actual weed Jesus Christ
Don’t smoke weed you find under your bed
Okay, Helldivers 2 is cheaper than this
Due to mediocre loretubers i hate the words basically and practically with a burning passion
Logic?
Hatred

No. That was a continuation of what I was typing.
Apologies
Yall I got a question
No
No
Did someone named "John Doe" sent you a DM?
Who the fuck are you
Is there a lfg chat on here?
The only canon 40k lore is whatever ideas I have inside my head
Antagonist
No
But really, just never watch loretubers. They exist to make a story from nothing or fanfic piece together a story in a way.
And you are the sidekick?
I have multiple accounts
Awesome
No
Fair
Vox Region LFG is where you go.
Everyone is my sidekick
We are many
Nah theres no need to lie, it's fitting
I am the antagonist
I want to skullfuck majorkill with a eviscerator
Thank you
Hey its other maxine, this is a joke for all intensive purposes
I mean he ain't that bad
I mean, if you like it, I guess?
He spreads misinformation and lies and hypes up characters
If i met the guy it would be a screaming match
Rather that than certain other loretubers spreading hate and bigotry
not really a high bar ik but it's sadly too prevalent
Oh i know others do but he’s the only one i know by name
Id rather not know any by name but alas
Of the chars he like?
Tell you the truth I haven’t watched a video of his in almost 2 years
This new HivesCUM build is INSANE!!! MOST META MUST WATCH [Not Clickbait]
No i dont want your femboy gooner shit

Warframe turning into a dating sim is the last thing i expected back in 2012
Well, I haven't watched 40k lore vids for ages. XD
Trade chat is trade chat
Darktide trailers are 40k videos
The fucking red text though
"Gemussy" they said
I mean, any game can be a dating game though? Just gotta put on the rose tinted glasses.
It was a whole different game back in 2012. Dark, gritty, serious. Think Dark sector but space
Who the fuck is majorkill?
Have you seen the Ganger trailer? I got 2 things from it. Crowbar go bonk bonk and dual BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
The first trailer
Oh.
Never watched that one.
Not gonna lie, looking at videos of warframe back when it first released is a fuckin wild experience
Ultrakull but you Majorkill
That shit is so insanely different to the game it is now
The one you watched is the first trailer
Dumb dumb
I was there Paul, STAMINA BAR
You take cover if you're not Rhino else you're toasted
Not even just that, how slow and important stealth actually was
If that is, what lore?
Is it still super touchey controls and fighting 3-5 regular dudes in a giant arena a million times over?
That Hive Scum exist
Huh? You mean killing half the map in 2 seconds?
Exactly
Uhh, that was obvious already if you played the game.
Why are you trying to change the topic
What we are talking about have nothing to do with ingame things
You said gangers exist on Atoma, I said always have.
Based
Okay
Yall I been thinking
Thats a bad start
You think?
Why don't you all make me more famous than I already am so that I could influence Fatso Shark to add an skaven emoji to the server
Servoskull more trustworthy than skaven
Who here likes you?
Yeah it would be much better if you were clearly 
Me
Shut up
Cringe
Thanks for confirming the allegation that you are lobotomized, Missus
So no one
Are you calling me no one?
Yes
By name or by shape and form
You mean, Nanashi no Nezumi?
Both
Whuh
Nameless Rat/Mouse.
@jaunty path you coming?
Whih
Yeah rn
Meow
Tbh he's alright
Once you understand the fact that he's just lonely when Paul isn't around
How much did he pay you to say that
Nothing, he's too cheap for that, c'mon now you know better
Too broke*
He pays?
Ruff

Cat
Rough? 
bonk

Yes
I got bonkeded
Not yet, am like half in on that vid of his about the TC intro
Ah
I play it at the background when I do like house chores 
Well fun fact: I ended up holding everyone up at gun point in the trench crusade discord
HRM?
What'd you do 
I asked them what unit they would be if they were given the option to become one
azeb
I say it was a very successful project
I would either be a paladin or a hunter of the left handed path
Bonkered
Did you say you want more H40 sessions?
Based, are Paladins playable units, I havent delve that much into like the tabletop, I just know like the introductory rules 
One of the 3
NONONONO
With unlimited crushers?
Me neither. I just really like the lore.
Gonna have to learn ammunition management now
I read the fucking scriptures Macintosh. It’s based as fuck.
Love the lore. Havent read that much in a long while
It's damn hard to fill your gun the higher you climb
Those new? I think I was just reading their 1.0 Rulebook when it came out
And the other one about the Warbands
Only 1 person gets ammo in higher lvls.
But that was weeks ago already
Lol, really?
I have no idea if new lore dropped or not.
