general-chat

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah I can do a aliens

[twin flower]

I heard some talks about murica from the discord server but its still just speculation

[gloomy tartan]

GET SOME GET SOME get some get some get some COME ON

[twin flower]

I think the creator hinted something but I missed like majority of the convo

[timber elk]

It’s most likely hells domain now. Given how the navel raiders rule the seas

[gloomy tartan]

Lamball you would be a captain

[timber elk]

For?

[gloomy tartan]

If you were Antioch

[misty trench]

what we understand is that the new world has actually been rebuffing invasion thus far

[timber elk]

Ah so hell is in the new world got it

[misty trench]

basically native americans are just chilling and kicking naval raiders back into the sea and doing the occassional trade with euro outposts

[timber elk]

Oh.

[gloomy tartan]

Real shit?

[timber elk]

Kinda lame :/

[gloomy tartan]

That’s fucking cool

[timber elk]

It’s THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 1914

[twin flower]

From what I remember they know of whats happening in Eurpe and theyre like Naah

[misty trench]

well "chilling" they're probably fighting a lot of raiders but they're mostly doing ok is what's implied so far

[twin flower]

None of that

[gloomy tartan]

Wait do the native Americans have mechs too or wtf how did they beat the heretic naval raiders

[misty trench]

we don't know

[arctic escarp]

they built different

[twin flower]

Its still kinda in the dark

[arctic escarp]

and gods seems to be real in this universe

[gloomy tartan]

I know that faction besides Antioch makes human lions

[drowsy prawn]

"new world", thought you were talking about Warhammer Fantasy for a second 😏

[timber elk]

“God”

[arctic escarp]

like with Allah erecting a big ass wall for Muslims to converge to

[gloomy tartan]

What’s that faction with the human lions with out souls?

[misty trench]

iron sultanate

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah those guys

[twin flower]

Iron Sultanate, they dabble in Alchemy and just create la creaturas

[timber elk]

They all pray to the same god

[timber elk]

Based

[gloomy tartan]

Iron sultanate survived through alchemy

And wall

New Antioch has MECHS AND BIG CANNONS

[arctic escarp]

non Abrahamic gods could be as real so Im keeping it open

[gloomy tartan]

And paladins

[twin flower]

YHWEH basically gave them a big ass wall to hide behind

[timber elk]

With two fuck ass giant birds guarding the faint doors

[misty trench]

we also don't really know what the deal with god and/or gods are so far, like we know god obviously exists in-universe, we don't know much beyond that

[twin flower]

Chimeras

[timber elk]

I don’t blame them

[twin flower]

Its also funny that they need to come in pairs cuz they have this existential dread that they know theyre artificial life

[arctic escarp]

through divine intervention

[timber elk]

They got some pretty heavy stuff going on behind the doors that SHOULD NOT BE MESSED WITH FOR THE SAFETY OF THE WORLD

[twin flower]

And that when they die they know their 'soul' doesnt go anywhere

[arctic escarp]

everything else they still have to fight for

[arctic escarp]

yeah...

[timber elk]

That’s the part I feel bad for them

Than again I’m sure god wouldn’t mind them existing.

[gloomy tartan]

I mean yeah I just mean what each faction specialized in. Sultanate got into alchemy and Antioch into mechanized warfare

[drowsy prawn]

wait, wtf, what are you guys talking about

[gloomy tartan]

Pokémon

[twin flower]

They need like a buddy to like talk to that can relate more or less

[gloomy tartan]

The new season got crazy

[timber elk]

I mean fuck. After all hell is literally miles away from the iron. So I’m sure god wouldn’t care

[elder merlin]

[twin flower]

Ikr. I like that bit where they sometimes sing when they have nothing to do

[timber elk]

He’s probably to busy trying to create the new saints that are inevitably gonna be found

[timber elk]

And they sing beautifully from what I understand

[arctic escarp]

meanwhile the Irish and their borderline heretical practices (according to the church anyway)

[timber elk]

They are “tolerated”

[twin flower]

Yes, theyre mentioned to be incredibly intelligent

[misty trench]

The Haemonculi are technically heretical creations, the Sultan (and seemingly Allah) just begrudgingly accept this state of affairs for the sake of survival

[timber elk]

Heretical creations that have been key to the iron not being bombed by the heretics

[misty trench]

meanwhile Alchemists out here creating seven armed, brid headed bipeds for no purpose other than bringing them coffee

[gloomy tartan]

Lamb would you like to be a lion man

[twin flower]

He'd be the goat man

[timber elk]

I would like to be a paladin actually

[arctic escarp]

love the unifying theme of the faithful factions all having to create and become monsters themselves to fight the literal monsters

[misty trench]

stare into the abyss long enough and all that

[gloomy tartan]

If you were a paladin and I was a combat engineer would you give me Thumbs up?

[twin flower]

Imagine the current living Sultan just have like 77 (might be recalling the number wrong) of those things as bodyguards

[timber elk]

No. Because that would be considered heretical because my only purpose to complete my mission.

[twin flower]

They're like kept secretly as well

[timber elk]

That too

[twin flower]

And do missions solo bolo

[gloomy tartan]

Aren’t they used mainly for attacks

Like taking the fight to hell

[twin flower]

Only for VERY critical missions

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah that too

Cuz there’s like less than 20

[timber elk]

No paladins are designed for EXTREME deep strike missions and taking out key figures

[timber elk]

8

No 7

One died and one turned traitor

[twin flower]

Used to be 12 right

[gloomy tartan]

I remember them being made to be able to enter hell

[twin flower]

2 died one turned traitor

[timber elk]

Ok so 8

[misty trench]

yeah iirc there was a paladin that did actually do some fighting in hell itself

[timber elk]

No 9?

[misty trench]

so they're pretty damn powerful

[gloomy tartan]

Normal humans can’t enter hell without basically being on hells side right

[timber elk]

How many followers at the table did Christ have?

[gloomy tartan]

Cuz their innocent soul would explode or some shit?

[twin flower]

Is it not 12

Should be 9 so you right iirc

[timber elk]

I AM MASSIVELY CONFUSED!!!!!!

[twin flower]

And as far as I know the other one is currently gravely injured

So it being 8 is closer

[gloomy tartan]

The paladins are regardless very limited in numbers

[timber elk]

And that was the one who fought the hegemon

[gloomy tartan]

They don’t send them out Willy nilly

[astral basin]

@twin dirge 2 pair of dirty drawers in the mens floor
A whole set of shitty clothes shoved in a women’s can. No bag
Wtaf
Hate being in a football city

[gloomy tartan]

Aren’t they also fucking stupid buff and tall lmao

[timber elk]

Plus the secrets to making paladins was lost because SOME DIPSHIT LOST THE BLUEPRINT THE FUCKER🗣️🗣️🗣️❗️❗️❗️❗️

[timber elk]

Yes. 12 feet tall

Basically the size of a primarch

[gilded socket]

YES

[gloomy tartan]

Is there a lady paladin?

[gilded socket]

I AM A GENIUS

[timber elk]

No

Maybe?

[gilded socket]

NOW I CAN JUST FARM

[timber elk]

I think?

[gloomy tartan]

Or they all doods ?

[timber elk]

I don’t know we don’t know what the other paladins are like

[twin flower]

There is one I know of

[gloomy tartan]

12 foot tall woman

[twin flower]

But its like in the dark , its implied buut not confirmed mind you

[timber elk]

give thems a look

Don’t

You

Fucking

Dare

YOU WILL NOT SULLY ONE OF GODS PERFECTED DAUGHTERS OF THE PALADINS🗣️🗣️🗣️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️

[gloomy tartan]

I would just look longingly from behind my plate helm before I get ripped apart by the mecha hell wolf

[twin flower]

Even the servants taking care of the paladins have to be blindfolded because theyre not allowed to be looked at

[dull hamlet]

[gloomy tartan]

The life span of a combat engineer is like a flys lmao

[timber elk]

KILL THIS FUCKER HES LOOKING AT THE DAUGHTER

STOP HIM🗣️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t think I would ever see one

[twin flower]

Well if you live somewhere that dangerous yeah

[gloomy tartan]

Combat engineers have one of the highest death ratios of the regular new Antioch soldiers lmao

They die so fucking much more lol

But it’s a honor tho

[twin flower]

For sciene and god!

I mean..

[timber elk]

Jackass

[twin flower]

You should look at the Anchorite Shrines lmao

[timber elk]

Anchorites

Giant fuck you pain mech suits

[arctic escarp]

religious zealotry

[twin flower]

And the breaking wheel shields

[timber elk]

No

[twin flower]

Those dudes attaached to those things?

[gloomy tartan]

Combat Engineers specialise in destroying bunkers, discovering minefields and building battlefield emplacements.They are equipped with steel armour that can stop pistol and even rifle rounds. Despite the high number of casualties in such units, these soldiers consider it an honour to fight and die for New Antioch and the Church.

[twin flower]

Those are willing servants

[timber elk]

Yes. Heretics are attached to them

[twin flower]

They want to be put on that

[twin flower]

No those are religions dudes

[gloomy tartan]

They have crazy high casualty counts but it’s an honor you guys.

[timber elk]

……waste of resources if you ask me

[twin flower]

They willingly act as some sort of spiritiual shields for the Anchorites

[timber elk]

THE FUCK THEY BETTER NOT BE

[twin dirge]

Burn it with fire

[astral basin]

-10/10 dont do customer service
Jesus fuck

[timber elk]

the anchorite already has so many spiritual buffs and armors WHY THE FUCK DOES IT NEED SOME JACKASS ON THE WHEEL

[twin flower]

Devotion can be scary

[timber elk]

GET HIM OFF THE WHEEL AND GIVE HIM A GUN

[gloomy tartan]

Like as a combat engineer will I likely get eaten by the cyber werewolf with a chainsaw mouth while destroying a bunker? Yes…but I get cool knight armor and my sub machine go BRTTTR

[timber elk]

NO!?

[astral basin]

I almost vomited putting the shitty clothes into a bag
That was. Caked. Smelling the whole bathroom
How tf was day shift not complained to

[timber elk]

THATS JUST BEING STUPID

[twin flower]

I mean look at what the Synog does to Children

[timber elk]

Wedontalkaboutthat

[twin flower]

The hell we dont

[timber elk]

Ok fine if we’re gonna talk about that. Please explain to the class what the black grail breeders do to captured prisoners of war

[twin flower]

they uhh, gie you hugs and kisses

[timber elk]

THE HELL THEY DONT

the breeders basically have large bugs lay eggs in the insides of the prisoner was whispering heretical hyms in their ears

All the while the larval are bursting out of the organs of the prisoner

[gloomy tartan]

When the black grail attacks don’t get captured

[timber elk]

Wait am I mistaking that for something else?

[gloomy tartan]

Thats when you a grenade lol

[timber elk]

Oh wait that’s just you nvm

[gloomy tartan]

Honestly in trench crusade just don’t get captured

[arctic escarp]

why live in tc too..

[twin flower]

When hell as a fully funcitonal economy and market for human flesh

[arctic escarp]

and theres generations of people in hell territories

[twin flower]

pretty morbid indeed

[gloomy tartan]

Hey guys

Do you know about the Superman chimp

And the Superman horse

[twin flower]

The hell are those

[gloomy tartan]

You know krypto the super dog

[twin flower]

Ahuh?

[gloomy tartan]

In the old comics Superman didn’t just have a super dog

He had a horse and chimp too

Like how Batman has ace the bat hound lol

Superman had a pet chimp and horse who also have Superman powers

[twin flower]

They have names too?

I get the horse but why a chimp

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t remember the names

They Forsure have names

Oh my god he had a cat too!

[somber stream]

Mreow

That's how my cat, cat

[twin flower]

Imagine if he had a krypto goldshish and its the most dangerous of the bunch

[timber elk]

Also Chris if you wanna hear trench crusade lore look up future fantasy

Or fantasy future

Great voice

[gloomy tartan]

Comet the super horse, beppo the super monkey krypto the super dog and streaky the super cat

That’s the list of Superman super animal pets

There’s a horse and monkey with all of Superman’s power set

They formed the legion of super pets lmao

[twin flower]

Huh, is that where its from lmao

[gloomy tartan]

This is old old Superman comics old as hell

A monkey with Superman’s powers is terrifying

[twin flower]

Huh, at the time the decent one i find was like scannerbarkly back then doing TC lore

[twin flower]

Arent they like super unstable as well

[timber elk]

Oh nonononono. Fantasy future has “that” voice

[twin flower]

No matter how well trained they are

[timber elk]

That nice gravely voice

The one that tickles your soul and makes you sleep comfortably

[twin flower]

I'll give it a go, the first one I found doing tc vids was just this guy and people mentioned he was decent so I never got around to looking for others

[timber elk]

Give him a quick listen

Please

I wanna know your thoughts

[twin flower]

Am out at the moment so can't unfortunately

I can ping or dm lmao

[timber elk]

@gloomy tartan

Look up future fantasy and give his voice a quick listen

[dull falcon]

Welp gnight chat

[astral basin]

Ciao

I miss dragons dogma.

[dapper trench]

goated

[tired steeple]

Have you played the second game

I might go back and play dark arisen

[astral basin]

I havent.
And. Dark arisen was a fever dream for me. Woefully unprepared and just sprinting from one room to the next like in a horror movie

Idk. I heard 2 was pretty incomplete. That generation of games had a habit of falling short

[tired steeple]

you can throw asmongold to his death so it has something going for it

[astral basin]

Capcom really nailed the “what if monster hunter, but final fantasy” way back when.

[bright rover]

how to find a party?

i just started the game

[astral basin]

Do canpaign and quickplay until level 30 in class
Heresy is almost fine in qp
Damn… isnt even tho it should
Theres an ingame party finder.
Theres #vox-lfg-lexicanum

[bright rover]

i wanna play campaign with coop

is it too hard to find mates?

[astral basin]

Not really, DT has been on the up w new players lately

[bright rover]

where to find tho I will pin in vox-lfg-apac

[rocky radish]

You could just join games in progress

[bright rover]

how to find that list

[astral basin]

When everyone was coming in for arbites release i used in game vc and picked up a couple of people to join me in camp complete

[tired steeple]

the game usually gets a bunch of new players when a new character comes out

plus the usually do a big ass sale

the game was like 8 quid not long ago

[rocky radish]

What list?

[bright rover]

never mind I just started a mission and am now in coop loadout

was trying to find a server

[rocky radish]

You can change servers by pressing E in the mission select menu

[twin flower]

@timber elk You right he's got a great voice

[obtuse oak]

The game has quickplay only

No server browser

There is a party finder feature but it is only used for Havoc (endgame mode)

[jaunty path]

Pootide

[astral basin]

Forgot partyfinder was havic only

[twin flower]

Doodootide

It is? I sometime see parties for mortis trials there

albeit rarely

[astral basin]

Idk. I remember it not having much so i ignored it

[elder merlin]

[gilded socket]

Woof

[obtuse oak]

It isn't, I just said that's what it's only used for

[daring panther]

@gilded socket are you a Hitsuji Goods enjoyer?

[gilded socket]

Most definitely

I have some stickers

[daring panther]

[thick fog]

It is not but is now primarily used for havoc and is terrible

Party finder was added with L&U update and nobody gave a shit so FS made an excuse to implement for Havoc

[hushed cipher]

[timber elk]

I told you. That cool gravely voice

I know a lot of the good shit 😎

[timber elk]

BUT I KNOW HOW DOGSHIT RAYS NET CONNECTION IS TO AMERCIA 🗣️❗️❗️❗️❗️

[jaunty path]

Do you know the best upcoming game

bet u dont

[timber elk]

I do

[jaunty path]

say

[timber elk]

Bet

[jaunty path]

SAY.

[timber elk]

Bet

It’s actually resident evil requiem

[jaunty path]

No it's endacopia

dumb bitch

[somber stream]

Are you sure it's not sex with hitler 3?

[timber elk]

looks at them

[somber stream]

Anyway

[jaunty path]

it might be

[somber stream]

@marsh iris @hushed cipher Havoc in 1

[timber elk]

This is the part where I allow myself to become a cannibal once

[jaunty path]

but endacopia is objectively better

[timber elk]

consumes licht

[jaunty path]

hot

[somber stream]

You will get space aids and fucking implode

[timber elk]

EWWWWWWWWW

EWWWWWWWW

[jaunty path]

What

you said it

[timber elk]

GET THE FUCK OFF MY LINE🗣️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️ throws a frying pan at them

[jaunty path]

Consumption is attractive

oOH FUCK YOU REMINDED ME

OF A MANGA

[timber elk]

……..

[jaunty path]

I wonder if its fully translated now

I hadn't read it in years

Def reading later yep

7 chapters lets gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[hushed cipher]

Hey... true

[hushed cipher]

EH

SO EARLY

[somber stream]

Had a look at America's most anticipated release earlier, it's peak comedy

[jaunty path]

in one what

[hushed cipher]

I dont know where Garut is either

[jaunty path]

one hour

?

or one minute

[hushed cipher]

1 second?

[astral basin]

Strange. New phone is slightly more buggy than old phone
Maybe wont transfer settings next time Redownload manually

[somber stream]

It happened in the past already

[twin dirge]

Hey lamb, how do I get more meat, them birds ain't giving me enough

Followers are getting hungry and berry meals suck

[hushed cipher]

[twin dirge]

[astral basin]

Crave the poop

[gilded socket]

Woof

[hushed cipher]

@somber stream so did you mean 1 hour or

[twin dirge]

I am desperately in need of these fools praying to me so I can make a fuckin toilet

I've had like 3 people get sick now cuz I'm lazy

[somber stream]

1 hour, yes. But if that's too early then we can moe it back to the usual time as well

[weary turret]

they really need to pump up their cosmetics. especailly for weapons. most weapons dont have a single decent skin..

[twin dirge]

Alternatively, I like all the weapons skins we have

[hushed cipher]

Hmmm,,, I should be able to

[twin dirge]

Especially the ones that look like they got modded in brunt's closet

Putting that shit together with ductape and dreams

[somber stream]

No rush btw

Ginger your bread

[hushed cipher]

Oh they're done!

Shit hold up

I'll be able to play though anytime

[weary turret]

the vast majority are super basic and generic. Arbiter has a single skin and none of his weapons have other skins

[gilded socket]

Now i rest

I fucking love mgsv

[shy flame]

How dare you. MGSV is an abomination to the series and I choose to believe it doesn't exist.

[agile oasis]

bro wanna be a contrarian so bad

[shy flame]

As a game it's good. As a MGS game it fails.

[jaunty path]

is it bc no stealth

[shy flame]

Steal is WAY too easy with the fulton system. You don't have to think or hide bodies. I understand the fulton is necessary to get men for your base, but that fact that you can just do it to everyone in an area is ridiculous.

But I have many other issues with the game.

[lusty estuary]

see i understand that but also the fulton system is hilarious

i was willing to overlook the dumbing down of stealth mechanics because being able to just take random people is really funny both conceptually and in practice

[gilded socket]

Cope and seethe about fun

[gilded socket]

Fordon!

[woven spire]

Hello guys, im new and i dont know what class play (not the dlc one its a scam), what class you recommend and why ? :x

[shy flame]

That's hard to say since we don't know you.

[lusty estuary]

sorry but the only good class is the dlc one

[elder merlin]

Ogryn

You either be a Ogryn or we jump you

[lusty estuary]

in terms of easily learning the base mechanics of the game i'd say it's either a toss up between veteran or zealot

leaning towards veteran because they're not a very difficult class to understand

[woven spire]

I alrdy play that kind of game (vermintide) so that should be fast

[woven spire]

I see in a video he said this class get a rework but idk what x)

[shy flame]

-Vet is good with guns and has the ability to have infinite grenades
-Zealots love to get low HP to get more power
-Psykers are the mages of this game and have access to staves, but you have to manage your peril or you will blow yourself up
-Ogyrn are huge and have the most HP in the game by a mile. They have a unique arsenal that only they can use, but a lot of their weapons are kinda meh and this is coming from an Ogryn main.

[jaunty path]

Wow

[shy flame]

All classes have been through a rework to make them better.

[jaunty path]

Smite psykers really do suck out all the fun

especially as an exec stance helbore vet

my god.

Maybe zealots and arbitrators have a point

they are an unholy aberation worthy of only death.

[shy flame]

I'm sorry I care about consistency in my games!

[woven spire]

hmmm

What about the pov of pure "meta" ?

[shy flame]

Each class can bring their own thing to the table so there isn't really a meta class per say as long as you know what you're doing.

[lusty estuary]

well

in terms of objective strength you'd wanna play veteran because they're just massively overtuned but that's really only when playing into a specific loadout

[wooden creek]

Arbites would be the safest, to a point where you might end up worse off as far as learning the game goes

[rain idol]

Thankfully for me i dont play that bc i find regular lightning boring (as cool as it can be) and stuc with my funny blowy uppie crystals that i send into my enemy's soul

[woven spire]

I dont want dlc class, for now at least ... The game is sale less than just 1 class ...

For me and for now its scam tier

[woven spire]

so that suck until you reach end game farm ?

[shy flame]

I mean, you can say that about every class since they don't really shine until they get most of their skill points to fill our their tree which is what determines your build.

[lusty estuary]

their strength is just best seen from one particular loadout but they're still good running anything else

[woven spire]

i see i see

[rain idol]

Hmmm psyker if you like glass cannons with a touch of Shadow wizard money gang bullshit, Zelot if you like em tanky and melee with alot of fire, and vet if you like guns and melee with a dash of turbo murder, and ogryns for......idk i haven't played enough ogryn

[hollow karma]

I’d recommend starting as zealot, it’ll help you learn the melee a bit better then other classes. Plus there’s a whole bunch of “meta” builds within the class to test out

[rain idol]

What the guy above me said

Granted I played vet first so I'm probably biased with him

[hollow karma]

Vet is another good one to start with too, even tho I’ve never actually played it lol

[jaunty path]

is psyker really a glass cannon this patch

[sweet wraith]

Vet is a decent pick for beginners as long as you remember to pull out your melee weapon every now and then

[woven spire]

i will play as vet for test

[wooden creek]

Psyker's way tankier nowadays, though some of that comes from dancing around max peril

[drowsy prawn]

depends

if you go melee psyker and stack the def talents it's quite durable

especially with a bubble/wall

if you go pure staff damage it's still squishy as hell

[elder merlin]

Alright, we're jumpin you

[woven spire]

😮

[jaunty path]

Personally I think the best way to get a feel of the game is Zealot.

@woven spire

[frozen hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-tired-sleepy-coffee-coffee-cup-gif-16510344054637063999

[woven spire]

already know that kind of game, i doubt they revolution the style after Vermintide 1-2, that should be ok i was more curious to know about meta and efficiency ^^

[jaunty path]

..Frankly I think DT is actually behind Vt2 lol.

a little bit

Like why the fuck doesn't dt have chatblock

[drowsy prawn]

it's way different, vt2 is a lot harder and less fun, there's no backstab sound and melee weapon range isn't a thing

[dawn kite]

[drowsy prawn]

compare to this game at least

[dawn kite]

Vt has better coding dt better gameplay

[woven spire]

So if my pc dont burn that should be a easy grind 😮

[jaunty path]

they don't want their pc to burn

Put your pc in a freezer.

[drowsy prawn]

maybe, there's also no ranged horde in vt, here lots of guns

[fiery wave]

DT is just that 'special' game that lets you fry eggs on your tower.

[dawn kite]

What was the last time u played vt and worried about getting fatsharked or memory leak

Worst thing vt has is assasin pushing when ur not host

[fiery wave]

No.

[dawn kite]

Where they grab u then get pushed off

[fiery wave]

800 ping platforming.

GL trying to jump.

[drowsy prawn]

you know what, this is absolutely true, I don't think vt ever dc'd entire lobby and aborted missions

or mem crashes you because you played too many games without restarting

[dawn kite]

Yeah i wish dt worked as intended like vt2

[drowsy prawn]

Fatshark Experince™ in this game is something else

[dawn kite]

Tbh its way more complex as a game but still the bugs make me sad

[drowsy prawn]

weren't you at 200, how did you jump up to 800 😂

[fiery wave]

VT2.

Peer2peer is extremely horrible for me.

Min ping is 400.

Highest I have seen is 1.8k.

[dawn kite]

We were on end of havoc 40 and I was on vc saying this is my third game im ppbl crashing at the pod plz wait for me

XD

[untold skiff]

Vermintide just does something extremely fucked with it's routing for peer2peer

Oh yeah verg when are we playing vermintide 2?

[drowsy prawn]

mission aborted gotten so bad before that I made this https://youtube.com/shorts/2opwUBwRO5U

[fiery wave]

I have no idea. All i know is routing to Australia was 400~ ping.

And the game is dead in SEA.

[twin flower]

Just go solo then

[untold skiff]

I would say move to another continent but that is kind of the nuclear option

[dawn kite]

Aaaa i havent booted vt2 in a while tbh

[fiery wave]

I did that till finished everything and got bored.

[hushed cipher]

We Aussies have it hard.

[twin flower]

Whats your ping like in DT

[untold skiff]

I need people to play cata with qp teamates are something else.

[fiery wave]

Well, everything that was free and in the certain packs I got cos the MTX got expensive.

[untold skiff]

30-40 on eu and 120-140 on na east.

Any other server is largely irrelevant for me

[dawn kite]

That was hivescum release week in pub h40

Got demoted to 25 first week

XD

[untold skiff]

Yeah VT 2 is still feeling the consequences of being 2$ and being free to keep for a weekend

[dawn kite]

Season 2 true survivors lasted less than 2 mins

[untold skiff]

Sounds about right.

[dawn kite]

Mfs said havoc is hard now

U WERENT HERE LAST SEASON BRO

[untold skiff]

Can't believe they missed last season.

[fiery wave]

Ah yes.. Blu stimmed rotten ragers.

[untold skiff]

Actually improved my life, I quit darktide and started playing vermintide instead.

[drowsy prawn]

purple rotten was hell to some, but heaven to others 😌

[untold skiff]

[dawn kite]

Stims garden rotten best modifiers funfunfun

[fiery wave]

IN A FART CLOUD.

[untold skiff]

Stims gas is a automatic reroll

[fiery wave]

UNDYING AND IMMUNE TO STAGGER.

[dawn kite]

Stimmed blue garden rager horde is peak existencr

[untold skiff]

Can't believe they added it.

[dawn kite]

Everyone was hearing my screams in vc

[drowsy prawn]

blue stim last season was actually something else

[dawn kite]

5 STIMMED GARDEN RAGERS ON ME HELP

[drowsy prawn]

and if said blue dips into gas they become 100% damage resistent, literally undamageable

[untold skiff]

I beat havoc 40 for my clearance while moebians was still around

Last season.

[fiery wave]

Thus, in fart cloud.

Which that red one that just died farted... So...

[dawn kite]

Do u guys add hive scum to havoc

[fiery wave]

Enjoy the 4 blue crushers, 7 blue ragers and the odd mauler just beating your ass immune to everything.

[dawn kite]

I dont trust them

Its like 80 20 they are bad or good

[untold skiff]

Knowing the stereotype of the party finder players playing the new class not really.

[fiery wave]

Blue+gas+rot. Thanks Fatshark.

[drowsy prawn]

get inspec mod, if they are ranged scum, 100% add

[dawn kite]

Last scum i added took my vets ammo

[drowsy prawn]

if they are melee, you put them on your blocklist

[dawn kite]

TRUE

[fiery wave]

What if they are chem?

[untold skiff]

They don't exist,

[dawn kite]

Even ranged scum is rl hard to play tbh

On 40 i mean qp its easy af

[drowsy prawn]

There are no "chem" karien, if they have needle and pickpocket they are ranged cough cough

[dawn kite]

40 scum dies in what 3 hits 100 to 0?

[fiery wave]

Oh.

I was thinking stimm supply ult and such...

[drowsy prawn]

jokes aside chems are good too, so long as they spam that needle instead of trying to melee

[marsh iris]

yes sir

[untold skiff]

Don't worry when they get the stats for hive scum winrate in high havocs they'll just give them ogryn levels of damage reduction.

[dawn kite]

Plz no

[untold skiff]

Lol

[low wharf]

Buff dmg instead

[dawn kite]

Scum is psyker level strong rn

[drowsy prawn]

they going to nerf ranged and buff melee for scum

100%

[fiery wave]

Did you mean, their dodge duration is now quadrupled so they are always dodging even when not?

[drowsy prawn]

ONLY ranged, and much more op than psyker

[dawn kite]

Scum cant melee in 40 xd it will disappear

[somber stream]

Uh, gimme 5

[untold skiff]

Dodge I frames linger window for hive scum is now 2 seconds

[stiff fable]

maybe so but melee funner

[drowsy prawn]

true 😏

[hushed cipher]

5 seconds

[fiery wave]

Cos can't put too much TDR on the 'glass' cannon, rite?

Just buff dodge even more.

Also, Gangers now have free passive agile.

Hit heads in melee and you'll never run out of dodge.

[untold skiff]

Actual immortality if you don't box urself inside 20 crushers.

[fiery wave]

Well, if you get boxed by 20 crushers, is skill issue. You have inf dodge and 2 secs long iframes for dodging.

[dawn kite]

True

If u get boxed in any situation its u to blame

Ur choice to go there lol

Unless if u get box twins xD thats fatshark experience

[fiery wave]

I just realised I buffed Melee ganger, so is fair, rite? Since melee gangers are hated for being useless?

[untold skiff]

You can get boxed by a teammate shooting a burster and launching you in the middle of a horde

It's not that hard.

[drowsy prawn]

what you mean buffed 🤔

[somber stream]

Let us tide the dark

[fiery wave]

Free passive agile for Ganger.

[hushed cipher]

HAOV40

havoc

[fiery wave]

Hit heads in melee, inf dodge.

[somber stream]

TOMORROW

[hushed cipher]

TODAY

[drowsy prawn]

ohhh

[somber stream]

TODAY

[hushed cipher]

NOW

@marsh iris

[fiery wave]

It's a joke about how Melee ganger sucks compared to ranged. So we buffing their tankiness... but more TDR seems to go against the idea of ganger cue... More dodge, Op dodge.

[jaunty path]

What no melee ganger is crazy

[fiery wave]

I SEE SOMEONE WANTS TO ENJOY ANOTHER ROMP IN H40.

[hushed cipher]

OH GOD NO

[marsh iris]

Yes maam

[hushed cipher]

69

[modern bobcat]

They should change slide immortality to crouch immortality

[hushed cipher]

i just got a warning for putting ing at the end of tha

[fiery wave]

HRM? What was that you said earlier?

[hushed cipher]

oh dear lord..

[modern bobcat]

so I can have iframes crouching in a corner surrounded by crushers

[hushed cipher]

@somber stream wants it i swear.

[fiery wave]

Ehm, Slide in place. Yes?

[modern bobcat]

Yes

[modern bobcat]

But requiring less work from me

[fiery wave]

You mean yourself. You keep saying you want it today EVERYDAY.

[modern bobcat]

I feel this change would support older gamers who get carpal tunnel from trying to dodge slide

[somber stream]

As in, we'll get there

[modern bobcat]

thus promoting inclusion

[fiery wave]

You mean moving around as every class because the balance is so karked.

[somber stream]

Also wanna join on our little crusade?

[fiery wave]

That's what you say. She's all, gas gas gas H40, lul.

[twin flower]

Someone say.. crusade?!

[drowsy prawn]

if you guys REALLY want to play h40 I don't mind queue you in 😏

[fiery wave]

Not free atm. More usual time if anything. As in, my usual time.

[drowsy prawn]

but I can't promise you won't get hurt

mentally

[hushed cipher]

do you like havoc

?

[fiery wave]

They wiped in 4 mins and 50 secs when I did that.

[somber stream]

Righto

[fiery wave]

I made a bet we wipe within 5 mins.

[twin flower]

I play it for the penance but yes, its fun

[hushed cipher]

You free rn man!

?

FUCK

[somber stream]

1 spot opening for that glorious crusade

[twin flower]

Unfortunately not, maybe in like a couple hours

[rancid shore]

sup

[somber stream]

Pee pee poo poo :c

[hushed cipher]

[drowsy prawn]

FUCK IT I'LL COME

[drowsy prawn]

I'M BORED

[rancid shore]

same

[fiery wave]

Carry them to 25?

[twin flower]

[somber stream]

Nice, hop in

[rancid shore]

i dont know what im gonna do todayu

[somber stream]

We're doing Pacific central btw

[hushed cipher]

we need carrry

[drowsy prawn]

I don't know I never played 25, resets only reset you back to 30

[somber stream]

We need comrade

[marsh iris]

welcome aboard sah

[twin flower]

Kill zah heretics for me

[fiery wave]

Oh... Well, still can carry them 'auric mael' with extra spawns?

[marsh iris]

ate em

[twin flower]

Works too

[hushed cipher]

@drowsy prawn vc 69

[twin flower]

Heh

[pallid yacht]

Good

[twin flower]

6 9 🗣️

[drowsy prawn]

okay but no mic atm

[fiery wave]

Dunno past my stuff that needs done today.

[hushed cipher]

no worries ithink

[jaunty path]

I don't think I felt very happy today.

[rancid shore]

confused

[somber stream]

4483408785 @drowsy prawn

[fiery wave]

I am doing stuff atm, will be free later. Not sure what to do then.

[modern bobcat]

central pacific

does that include Australia >_>

[hushed cipher]

Aussie?

[agile oasis]

hai

[rancid shore]

same

[fiery wave]

Naw, that's South. They mean Central.

[somber stream]

We do have 1 Aussie in the party

[fiery wave]

Also, I wonder why i play better at 300 ping than 3 ping... >_>

[brazen pelican]

Because nothing can stop the Carry-en. When they try to hinder you, you just get stronger! ♥

[fiery wave]

No. It's just playing less bad.

[modern bobcat]

How is his ping?

[brazen pelican]

I prefer my reasoning. :>

[modern bobcat]

I still need to get a reasonable Havoc level

Some day

[ivory dawn]

Hey chat :3

[fiery wave]

Rejected. My reasoning is more accurate.

[ivory dawn]

I won my first game (With the help of a new friend of course)

I mean actual tabletop, sorry, shoulda clarified

[brazen pelican]

Nothing can stop the swarm! ..oOwOo..

[ivory dawn]

Hell yeah

It was grey knights too so I wasn't expecting to get that far-

[brazen pelican]

Grey Knights are top tier biomass. :3

[ivory dawn]

Evidently :3

[brazen pelican]

The important question is: Did you have fun? :3

[fiery wave]

Only fun in winning, yes?

[brazen pelican]

Winning makes fun even more fun. :3

[halcyon glen]

My discord kitten

[pallid yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/walk-in-angry-walk-in-angry-gif-13889037

[fiery wave]

Hrm?

[feral vessel]

good morning atoma!

tonight's weather
solar radiation

[brazen pelican]

Like, Darktide is fun, playing Darktide and winning is more fun. :3

[untold skiff]

Why did you type this in both the vermintide and darktide discord?

[halcyon glen]

gurt sybau ✌️😭🥀

[feral vessel]

something something heresy

[fiery wave]

DT isn't fun without friends. It becomes win or bleah then.

[brazen pelican]

It's only heresy if the Inquisition finds out.

[fiery wave]

Weirdos just do such.

[feral vessel]

factually correct

[brazen pelican]

That's very fair. For now seeing penances get completed helps but without that I probably wouldn't enjoy it.

[fiery wave]

No Inquisition here atm, right?

[halcyon glen]

Hello zimmer 6.0

@gilded crown

[brazen pelican]

I don't think so? Looks around nervously.

[feral vessel]

actually, I am the inquisition, and I am hereby present

[fiery wave]

You fight me for plasma gunner kills reeeeeeeeeeee

[gilded crown]

Hello vermin

[halcyon glen]

Zimmerman

[brazen pelican]

This is true. Might farm them in Mortis, though. Can usually get a ton of them there.

[halcyon glen]

Now

[fiery wave]

Shrugs.

[halcyon glen]

Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence

[feral vessel]

is that a
is that a
is that a TTS reference

[brazen pelican]

There heretics went that way! Adjusts wig and guardsman helmet.

[gilded crown]

Peace on earth

[fiery wave]

Pretty sure as much as I'm Commissar.

[gilded crown]

Could it be?

[brazen pelican]

Not that I know of.

[halcyon glen]

Little drummer boy

[feral vessel]

rogal dorn maybe

he speaks like a prune most of the time and for some reason I associate 'This is true' with him

[brazen pelican]

Ooooh, yeah that one. How could I miss that? Me and the boyfriend quote that specific one all the time.

[halcyon glen]

I feel it coming

[gilded crown]

Soon be Christmas

[feral vessel]

funny
i saw a kitbash of an inquisitor with a tyranid mech suit once

i might be able to find it?

[brazen pelican]

How to get shot by another Inquisitor that's not in the loop.

[feral vessel]

average puritan and radical interaction

[fiery wave]

What tyranid?

[halcyon glen]

Zimmerman

[feral vessel]

i think it was a warrior?

no something bigger

[ivory dawn]

Absolutely, I met another tyranid player and we combined forces to fight the grey knights and an extra 500 points worth of a black legion army so it was a large tyranid force vs 1000 points of grey knights and 500 points of black legion :3

[brazen pelican]

That's awesome!

[ivory dawn]

My psychophage did so well, the dice rolls were on point

[fiery wave]

I mean, why mention them? There's clearly no tyranids around.

[feral vessel]

Found it.

[brazen pelican]

This is true! Nod nod.

[ivory dawn]

Hides third arm-

[brazen pelican]

Here, use this! Hands over fake beard.

[feral vessel]

it's an instagram video aaa

[fiery wave]

||I'm not hiding another tyranid!||

[feral vessel]

https://www.instagram.com/p/DQEZ4FqDPhm/
it's a hive tyrant

[somber stream]

Good from what ive heard

About 120

[modern bobcat]

god damn

people screaming into their mic in-game

[brazen pelican]

That is fair. :3

[pale shoal]

Still warming up to zealot

I can't wait to start using the book

[feral vessel]

@brazen pelican i found the damn video for you it would be nicest of you to watch it grr

[halcyon glen]

Gurt

[feral vessel]

you mean the bar of soap shaped like an ecclesiarchic rosarius?

[fiery wave]

Try being stuck on Russian servers solo queuing and hearing Russian swears being spammed while rubberbanding and trying to rescue the idiot.

[feral vessel]

i think that's just european servers in general right now

[brazen pelican]

DM it, might not be able to watch straight away, I'm helping a friend move today, and I was just about to leave. :3

[feral vessel]

fine will do

[fiery wave]

Naw, I either have smooth high ping gameplay or rubberbanding high ping gameplay.

[ivory dawn]

Aaaa I need more primer

[fiery wave]

US is just DC on load in.

[feral vessel]

I have the same issues and I'm not connected to russian servers iir

[feral vessel]

true men (or women) paint straight from the tin onto the plastic (don't)

[fiery wave]

I know. Plus, ||They aren't Slaaneshi.||

[feral vessel]

i still have to baptise my malformed korpsmen

[ivory dawn]

Who would even do such a thing?

[feral vessel]

me when i first got my hands on minis

🤷

i was like 10 at the time okay

[ivory dawn]

Eh, fair enough

Still, I need to paint more tyranids if I'm gonna get into bigger scale games

[feral vessel]

i also made another grave error while painting the single space marine i got

that being to use FUCKING TERRAIN PAINT on the joints

which, to be fair, isn't that bad of a colour for hide/bandages/anything white with a rough surface but it looks awful

i also might have too shaky hands for mini painting because i constantly screw up on the details

waa

[brazen pelican]

I did for my Blood Angels. (I don't own any.)
I just dipped them straight into the paint jar and called it done.

[ivory dawn]

I-oh my god-

[feral vessel]

legit painting method btw

the DIP

[brazen pelican]

Just make sure you're dipping them into red.

[feral vessel]

okay any ACTUAL tips on how to not make my next batch of korpsmen (and death riders) look like mutants

[ivory dawn]

-# I kinda wanna know this too because I've been planning on buying some astra militarum models just for the brood brothers GSC detachment

[brazen pelican]

1. Thin your paints.
2. Be patient.
3. I'm out of tips.

[feral vessel]

oh right also worth mentioning is the fact that that singular space marine is painted in hot pink

like, actually

[halcyon glen]

Vermin, away

[feral vessel]

i know both of those and i can do them relatively well 👍

i might be lacking in paints though

fuck it whatever I'll start to actually work on that death rider TODAY

and he WILL look NORMAL

[brazen pelican]

I should pick up painting again. Maybe I'll be able to finish another model bringing my total count to two.

[fiery wave]

Does this mean you didn't thin the paints?

[feral vessel]

thinning paints is for pussies that can't calculate the exact amount of paint needed

(still don't do it)

and yes i did paint without thinned paints at first

i might post images of those korpsmen here sometime
the only one that looks sorta good is the demoman

,anyways

[fiery wave]

No horrorshow pics of that?

[feral vessel]

i do
holddd on

[pale shoal]

I dunno

[hushed cipher]

You off @drowsy prawn

?

[drowsy prawn]

oh wait can you guys not read in game chat?

yeah I was saying I gotta go sleep now, 4am here

[hushed cipher]

I don't see anything new lol

[hushed cipher]

Ahh nws

Thanks for clutch

❤️

[marsh iris]

goated

[drowsy prawn]

rest is up to you guys, you can do it 😌

[hushed cipher]

[marsh iris]

we got this in the bag

[somber stream]

Thanks for the clutch goat, have a very pleasant dream now

[marsh iris]

sweet dreams

[pale shoal]

I hear voices in my head

[astral basin]

Aaa

[pale shoal]

They're calling me back to arbites

[astral basin]

Do they have the meaties?

[gritty carbon]

is there anyway to stop a demon host from killing its target other than killing it first?

[fierce cave]

I heard pussy

[fierce cave]

No

[hard gust]

My god. I hate levelling in darktide because of Heresy difficulty

[inland mantle]

My randoms do it all the time rage quit

Dh cant kill you if your not there

[feral vessel]

no

[gritty carbon]

shame

[lean osprey]

Dont wake it:)

[feral vessel]

you heard correct

[lean osprey]

somebody told me there is a workaround posted on darktide discord regarding the scoreboard mod

cant find it

[delicate vapor]

it appears

it appears I am not drunk

enough

[feral vessel]

I think they may have meant the modding discord.

[gritty carbon]

tell that to randos mon ami

[lean osprey]

in all seriosuness a really useful, underrated thing is to tag the deamonhost, it helps to not trigger it, even by randoms

[feral vessel]

there is an instatiable urge to charge into the daemonhost

[inland mantle]

In the modders discord #1079236663840100453 message

[lean osprey]

thanks

[delicate vapor]

no

[elder merlin]

[ivory dawn]

Ratling class when?

[hasty sky]

Never. Confirmed by FS

[ivory dawn]

DAMNIT-

[hasty sky]

Ogryn is the only non human sized class we'll have

[ivory dawn]

-# I just wanted to ratjam in the upper hive levels bruh

[pale shoal]

Damn

Well you have hivescum so that's closer to rat

[sweet tide]

Hey, is anyone on US West and can help me do Auric no death runs? I'm trying to get that one Penance. I have strung 2 runs together so far lol

[delicate vapor]

w

[fierce basalt]

yay finally got havoc 40 22 days in

[marsh iris]

what was havoc all about 🤷‍♂️

[untold skiff]

Congrats

[hushed cipher]

shut

[feral vessel]

bullshit

[nimble salmon]

How it feels listening to Pearl Jam

[elder merlin]

[feral vessel]

am i the only one who finds it somewhat weird that on No Man's Land the guardsmen have set up their heavy artillery cannons basically directly next to the enemy frontline?

like, there's a single chokepoint between their trenches and the enemies'

(which isn't even guarded)

[hasty sky]

Not really, since it's almost certainly a gameplay concession

ppl wouldn't enjoy trudging through an extended safe area before engaging the enemy

[feral vessel]

I guess.

[ivory dawn]

...Holy shit he's right
And it's also basilisk earthshakers, it would've made more sense for a small mortar team or light artillery crew to be that close to the frontline

[feral vessel]

I mean, you could just change the area to look more like an actual frontline, maybe with only one or two howitzers or field cannons set up (like the smaller one we pass by)

[hasty sky]

They probably went with earthshakers because they look the coolest

They're a set piece most players will only look at for only a few seconds so it better stand out

[feral vessel]

earthshakers are probably also the most well known artillery the imperial guard uses

[hasty sky]

Yeah

[feral vessel]

it just strikes me as a little weird as someone who obsessed over trench warfare once upon a time

[hasty sky]

"I'd hit that... with artillery!" 40k memes as old as internet itself lol

[feral vessel]

that chokepoint is also relatively well set up (proper kill corridor for a machine gun)

[nimble salmon]

Surprises me that the knight commander didn’t want to get driven closer so he can hit the enemy with his sword

Also why’s a knight commander sitting in a leman Russ

[hasty sky]

He did? Pretty sure he says that almsot verbatim

[feral vessel]

he's a knight commander, not a commissar

[hasty sky]

Something about wanting to bloody his blade

Then snapping at sgt. Tyce for looking at him weird

[carmine steppe]

He's trying to get close to his knight

[nimble salmon]

I only heard he wanted the thunder of big guns

[feral vessel]

some leading officers in the imperial guard like to actually get up close with the enemy i guess

[nimble salmon]

Fr?

Did bro forget where he parked his cerastus?

[amber delta]

knight commanders are not imperial knight pilots

[carmine steppe]

Fuck no, the people who control knights are princeps

[feral vessel]

i dont know anymore

[hasty sky]

Because he's reckless and insane

[nimble salmon]

Is named knight commander, doesn’t command knight

[hasty sky]

Hadron comments on dragor clearly having gotten one head wound too many

[carmine steppe]

Welcome to 40k

[nimble salmon]

That’s just the imperium

[feral vessel]

hadron is healing

[hasty sky]

Also way pre-no man's land release Dukane would praise him as being a true soldier which is red flag enough

[nimble salmon]

Other factions aren’t that stupid

[amber delta]

he is not a commander of a knight, he is a knight who commands

[feral vessel]

yes they are

[carmine steppe]

Oh yeah I'm sure the Orks are smarter

[feral vessel]

water caste
has nothing to do with water

[nimble salmon]

In command structure or titles? Sure

[hasty sky]

if other factions were smarter than the imperium imperium wouldn't have existed. But we're veering too close to debating bad lore writing here

[nimble salmon]

Big blue boobies

[feral vessel]

i could write warhammer 40k better than games workshop
(ao3 fanfic writer)

[carmine steppe]

Look you can be a smarter xeno race but I'm still gonna shoot you with a boltgun

[hasty sky]

🤝 before covid I dabbled in writing Starsector fanfic lol

[nimble salmon]

Off course it exists even tho it’s stupid

[nimble salmon]

Did you see that he released some kind of eldar fanfic?

[carmine steppe]

We humans are smarter than gorillas but if you put a gorilla with body armor it's gonna fuck you up

[feral vessel]

if the imperium had an ounce of reason among that religious fanaticism they'd force the xenos into penance instead of outright killing them

it would've been a more practical solution instead of outright extermination

[carmine steppe]

Kill the heretic, burn the mutant, exterminate the xeno

[nimble salmon]

Sounds stupid if you ask me

[feral vessel]

xenos are gonna die anyways may aswell make use of them nay?

that's free workforce right there

not that the imperium is lacking

[carmine steppe]

That's why they use mutants for that

[carmine steppe]

40k isn't exactly about being smart

[feral vessel]

I'm going by Stellaris logic, so like

yeah

[nimble salmon]

Also the imperium is pretty much 50% religious bs, without it it would probably do much better

[feral vessel]

maybe

[carmine steppe]

I like to think that the imperium follows the rule of least resistance

[nimble salmon]

Like the tech heresy bs and everything too

[carmine steppe]

50%? That number is wayyy to low

[feral vessel]

that's a mechanicus thing

which most tech priests like to situationally ignore

[carmine steppe]

Maybe 80%, 70% at best

[nimble salmon]

Yes that’s imperium?

[tall panther]

Any big change in the imperium would have it fall apart realistically, the religious bs somehow keeps it together

[amber delta]

religious bs gives them superpower I would hold onto it if I were them

[feral vessel]

it is said that every tech priest practises tech heresy at least once in their life

[feral vessel]

Mechanicus and Imperium can be theoretically considered as two seperate institutions, IN A WAY

[nimble salmon]

It’s making it bad too

[tall panther]

Hypothetically the emperor could still make saints without any actual imperial creed

[carmine steppe]

The imperium has many parts, the Admech are a very different faction inside the imperium

[feral vessel]

admech used to be an entirely independent cult that colonized and terraformed several forge worlds even prior to Terra's unification

[tall panther]

Look at space marine 2, tech heresy is a serious problem

[hollow karma]

CREED MENTIONED 🗣️ ‼️‼️ CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHER

[nimble salmon]

My point is they’re part of the imperium which they are, why even argue with that

[carmine steppe]

BUT THE PYLONS, THEY ARE WORKING

[prisma arch]

IS THERE ANY FIX TO NOISELESS SPECIAL ENEMIES IM FUCKING TWEAKING

[tall panther]

Thank trazyn ❤️‍🩹🌹

[nimble salmon]

Bad band btw

[tall panther]

I mean thank the emperor

[feral vessel]

i think the bigger issue is Titus somehow causing a chaos incursion AGAIN

[hollow karma]

Unfortunately no

[tall panther]

The stain of suspicion never fades.

[feral vessel]

trazyn might be the nicest necron ever btw

[tall panther]

Gayest*

[carmine steppe]

It's important to note that while the Admech are a part of the imperium they have their own objectives, teachings, rules and politics

[tall panther]

You meant to say gayest

You misspelt gayest

[feral vessel]

both

[hollow karma]

Yea I just like the memes

[prisma arch]

HOW DO YOU GUYS DEAL WITH IT? DRUGS? ALCOOL?

[feral vessel]

creed was also an important guy on cadia

[tall panther]

I still haven’t actually read the infinite and the divine, I’m a fake fan

[carmine steppe]

So if we just say "Admech are the imperium" we would be simplifying it too much

[hollow karma]

Both is good, just booze for me tho

[nimble salmon]

So does every planet I. The imperium

Doesn’t mean they’re other factions, look at knight worlds

[carmine steppe]

Yes I know

[prisma arch]

thanks ill give it a try

[feral vessel]

just
one is the Imperial Cult, other is the Cult Mechanicus; they're seperate religious institutions that sorta worship the same individual

but in different name

[carmine steppe]

But Admech are everywhere

[feral vessel]

and have a fundamentally different worldview

[feral vessel]

deal that Big E struck up with them after terra's unification

basically:
you can continue existing as a religious group as long as you work for me

[carmine steppe]

Yeah yeah I know about their origins and the dragon toaster they have on mars

[tall panther]

In your code and circuitry the stars align oh sacred machine

I crave the certainty of steel, burn away my flesh in your holy promethium

[nimble salmon]

Emperor was anti religion, now look what religion has done to the imperium

[feral vessel]

emperor might've been trying to become a god figure anyways
if we take the hallucinations that horus had at face value

and you know
the whole 'gold everywhere' thing

[carmine steppe]

Well that's the biggest irony of the setting, he never wanted to be seen as a god

[feral vessel]

AGAIN,
ARGUABLE

[tall panther]

I’d say the way he treated Lorgar has to prove something there

[carmine steppe]

The imperial truth says so

[tall panther]

Lorgar didn’t deserve anything that happened to him bro

[nimble salmon]

No, he didn’t want to be seen as one

[nimble salmon]

That’s right, he deserved worse

[tall panther]

You’re messed up man

[feral vessel]

Then, despite not being wanted to see as one, he made everything overtly religiously-coded, and still denied trying ot look like a god

[feral vessel]

lorgar got the belt for saying that his dad was a god 😭

[carmine steppe]

After Guilliman revived he said that Horus would be gloating at the state of the imperium

[tall panther]

Maybe his dad shouldn’t have acted like a god and sent visions of godhood

[feral vessel]

exactly

[nimble salmon]

He wanted to be seen as a figure of power and leadership, just not as a god

[carmine steppe]

But man the imperium is so fun

They really are the 40k skavens

[tall panther]

Anyway, the allfather is no god

[nimble salmon]

There is no god

[feral vessel]

i mean
in the current time there's a theory that the Big E might reawaken as a god because of the worship of the imperium

a cruel, merciless god

[rancid shore]

RECAF FOR THE RECAF GOD

[feral vessel]

you know maybe the Terminus Decree wasn't that bad of an idea

[tall panther]

Wasn’t the dark king only something that could have happened during the heresy?

And we’re past the point it’s possible to happen

[feral vessel]

it is still a thing that could happen

i'm pretty sure it's still relevant

[tall panther]

Interesting

[feral vessel]

gods in 40k are weird, since the whole bit about literally being born of worship

[carmine steppe]

The unpainted librarians aren't gonna sit the old man back in the chair bro 😭

[tall panther]

How do my name become orange

[nimble salmon]

The humans accidentally created a t‘au goddess btw

[feral vessel]

that being?

[tall panther]

Ya and then they got sterilized

[tall panther]

Their worship during a warpstorm created an avatar of tauva

[feral vessel]

ew so it was created by xenosfuckers?

[tall panther]

Damn straight

[carmine steppe]

The Tau are funny, cause they have no chance to win this battle of survival 😭

[sweet tide]

fuggg I had 2/5 Auric runs for the penance and died :(((((((((((((

[tall panther]

Look, I hate tau as much as the next chud, but they literally make machines equal to titans in a fraction of the effort and time

[feral vessel]

GW tries to make it look like they have a chance cuz 'in the last 3 thousand years they have developed more technology than the imperium in ten thousand' but like one hive fleet and it's joever bro

[sweet tide]

sucks when quick play puts you with some dude playing on controller

with one hand

[nimble salmon]

In one of the farsight novels some t‘au accidentally somehow got into the warp and the humans went insane and started to pray to the greater good which they then manifested as a goddess which the t‘au obviously didn’t like, the t‘au didn’t go insane because their warp signatures are too small btw, that’s why they got no psykers

[feral vessel]

in a way, the imperium was also technologically developing at one point, but it stagnated over time

that might happen to the tau too

[feral vessel]

common tau L

no perils of the warp for you

[carmine steppe]

Yeah sure but, the Imperium is so vast and wide that they virtually have no chance

It's like putting a prodigy child against a bunch of old man's with canes

And guns

[tall panther]

If the imperium can manage to somehow unite itself and turn enough of its military towards the tau then ya sure

[nimble salmon]

No insaneos accidentally summoning deamons, sounds like a win to me…

[tall panther]

But as it stands the tau are realistically gonna keep gaining planets

[carmine steppe]

I mean all factions

[nimble salmon]

The imperium has enough other shit to worry about

[carmine steppe]

Like who wins the setting (it's probably Necrons or Tyranids)

[ivory dawn]

I mean, There's 3 ways to look at it
Either the T'au stop expanding and actually hunker down to outlast their foes instead of just stretching their resources, making a stronghold against the orks or tyranid when the eventuality comes that they're the only ones left
The T'au completely disregards everything and overexpands, causing their defeat on too many fronts to handle
Or the most interesting option, the T'au sphere totally collapses due to other species within the T'au sphere of influence revolting because whilst the T'au could totally just make melee and recon oriented suits or robots, they still decide to use their slaves

[tall panther]

Power scaling is so dumb, the necrons literally have a super weapon that can blow up every planet instantly that they just don’t use cause they don’t give a fuck

[nimble salmon]

It’s actually a good thing that they don’t have that many, the more they gain the less stable connections are gonna be

[tall panther]

What if I want them to all die though

[carmine steppe]

You know it would be hilarious if they just go down the same path the imperium did

[nimble salmon]

Not gonna happen

[ivory dawn]

I mean, from a doctrine and political standpoint, they quite literally are just the imperium with extra steps

[tall panther]

[nimble salmon]

The t‘au are a good and important faction to the game and lore