general-chat

[short oar]

There are commissar cosmetica for sale you know

[timber elk]

NO

[acoustic pebble]

Nah, it's more fun to steal!

[acoustic pebble]

Yeh

[woven yoke]

"Oh fuck I threw my pistol over the fucking wall!"
-Cyanid after some silly butt stuff in a game of csgo

[rancid shore]

Cute

[zenith pollen]

So they will develop dementia

[timber elk]

Jakka. Check DMs

[acoustic pebble]

Nothing sent

[timber elk]

Now check

[zenith pollen]

HES PULLING HIS COCK OUT🔥

[fiery wave]

I want her outfit.

[timber elk]

NOOO!?

[acoustic pebble]

I want her stabbed

It'll be hilarious

[woven yoke]

the Loyalist urge to cuddle with a 45 year old Comissar wife who looks really good for her age

[livid ridge]

tiding it oh yea

[woven yoke]

[fiery wave]

As long I get her drip.

[acoustic pebble]

You got yourself a deal!

[livid ridge]

T-thats gore of my comfort character

[crisp pagoda]

look what you did, even the black legion guy is disappointed

[woven yoke]

the Heretic urge to cuddle with a quiet Necron wife that will hopefully one day turn me into a Necron too so we could live happily every after

[fiery wave]

Found her dead and looted?

[rancid shore]

No

[zenith pollen]

We all know lamb

[rancid shore]

What the fuck is going on actually

My brain is spinning

[fiery wave]

Just give in to it and do so.

[rancid shore]

Damn-

[woven yoke]

CLANG CLANG CLANG CRUNCH I SAY!!!!

[zenith pollen]

Lamb is sending dih picks to jakka

[rancid shore]

Brother has goals

[gritty carbon]

do not the machines

[crisp pagoda]

sounds like heresy

[rancid shore]

Ay yo?

[arctic escarp]

WHAT

[woven yoke]

I WILL

[drowsy prawn]

late night gen is spiraling hard

[arctic escarp]

how bout some smoke?

[rancid shore]

It's early morning for me so this is scary

[woven yoke]

what other urges to I have hmm

[arctic escarp]

dark urges

[rancid shore]

I just want a hug brothers

That's all

A man wants too much I suppose

[crisp pagoda]

you’ll get the predator handshake and be happy

[woven yoke]

the Nurglite urge to cuddle with a nurgle cultist wife and wrap each other in our tentacles for warmth in a cold Loyalist world

[fiery wave]

So do xenos instead?

[crisp pagoda]

the space marine urge to die in a last stand with your brothers

[woven yoke]

The Slaaneshi urge to make sick beats with a slaneeshi cultist wife and pulverise Loyalists with the power of Tetris trap remix

[rancid shore]

Damn?

[fiery wave]

You mean speed metal.

[gritty carbon]

no wait

[woven yoke]

no that's Loyalist talk go away

[brazen pelican]

Just letting you all know that Steam winter sale hit, Rogue trader is 60% off. Should I pick it up?

[arctic escarp]

I will fuck the elves yes

[woven yoke]

anyways

[fiery wave]

Heavy metal?

[charred epoch]

2 questions

1: does curio enemy damage resistance (such as "Damage Resistance (Bombers)" stack by value meaning 2x +20% = 40% or is it diminishing returns?

2: does damage resistance (bombers) reduce just the initial explosion or also the fire/gas leftover?

edit: #1 answered as "diminishing returns"

[frozen hazel]

thought i would finally come out of the psyker class chat only and say hi to the the rest of the world >.>

[zenith pollen]

Damn jakka and lamb are going at it in dms for so long now

[frozen hazel]

so hi there

[woven yoke]

The Khornate urge to slaughter Loyalists and traitors alike with a tomboy Khornate cultist wife as we take turns on our favourite chainaxe

[fiery wave]

Diminishing returns.

[charred epoch]

thank you.

[crisp pagoda]

the doom guy urge to fight demons

[fiery wave]

Welcome to heresy chat, I'm uhh, not your host.

[woven yoke]

The Tzeentchian urge to ragebait Loyalists with a cuddly neet Tzeentch cultist wife and make sandcastles using Rubric dust together

[gritty carbon]

the doom slayer urge to have a rabbit

[fiery wave]

Also WDYM loyalist?

[frozen hazel]

thanks~ and no host only anarchy!

[brazen pelican]

Food shape? ..oOwOo..

[charred epoch]

oh, do you happen to know if combat ability regen by curio is the same? example: if I somehow equipped 25x curios with +4% combat ability regen, would i regen combat ability twice as fast?

[acoustic pebble]

The Host?! Where?! I'll get Lady Steel!

[woven yoke]

save an arm for Yam

[acoustic pebble]

Tell her that her GF is here

[fiery wave]

That one is flat.

[frozen hazel]

ummm uuuuh idk im more lost puppy shaped is told

XD

[charred epoch]

thank you

[arctic escarp]

oy @molten matrix

[frozen hazel]

panic!!

[arctic escarp]

youre getting an arm

[brazen pelican]

Sounds like food shape. ..oOwOo..

[fiery wave]

If only you knew.

[acoustic pebble]

Don't worry they're banging

[arctic escarp]

BANGING?

[fiery wave]

Thus CHAOS.

[frozen hazel]

i respect it

[acoustic pebble]

Yep. Actual Yuri

[arctic escarp]

oooh ok

[woven yoke]

Loyalists stink because they won't let me have a pet Tyranid because they're all xenophobic

[arctic escarp]

The Show must go on..

[rancid shore]

Damn

[gritty carbon]

can i show you this malarkey

[arctic escarp]

yes

[acoustic pebble]

And the Treads must roll

[zenith pollen]

jakka tf were you doin with lamb so long in those dms

[acoustic pebble]

Oh I was fixing my wifi lol

[woven yoke]

slide some bror

[fiery wave]

They stink because they won't let me date xenos.

[woven yoke]

TRUTH

[acoustic pebble]

Can't, Nobles privilege

[brazen pelican]

[ivory dawn]

Y'know, I really hope we get new tyranids soon

I'm a bit bored with the new walking prime

[charred epoch]

does the captain that throws bombs count as a bomber?

[acoustic pebble]

I WAS!@

Also I made a WiFi stimm

[woven yoke]

THIS IS WHY THE IMPERIUM SUCKS BECAUSE THE NOBLES WON'T SHARE THEIR YURI RAHHHH

[zenith pollen]

Tf is sperm whale stimm you chase lamb with

[fiery wave]

But I guess a heretical gal dating a 'fallen' zealot works.

[acoustic pebble]

It's a special blend

[brazen pelican]

Fixing wifi or fixing wifey?

[fiery wave]

Excuses.

[woven yoke]

quiet and possibly shy Necron wife needed (URGENT)

[acoustic pebble]

It also involves Warpstone and Ketamine

[acoustic pebble]

No wifey

yet

[zenith pollen]

Why you want to use it on lamb is he special or sum

[woven yoke]

[acoustic pebble]

I'm using it on everyone!

[fiery wave]

If only I can pester Licht to draw.

[modern bobcat]

Yes hello?

[woven yoke]

I have a picture of Trapper as a fujoshi

[acoustic pebble]

Ehhhh no thanks. I'll stick with Hallowette

The masks stay on

[woven yoke]

alright I'll keep the fujoshi Trapper to myself

a shame I can't send images or gifs here smhsmh

[acoustic pebble]

Don't worry, I know the Fem Anarchist will help

[brazen pelican]

Hallowette, my beloved. ♥

[acoustic pebble]

That hair thoooo

[zenith pollen]

Climb the corporate ladder and become a mod

[brazen pelican]

The accent is what does it for me. :3

[woven yoke]

and rain yuri in general chat woah!!!!

[modern bobcat]

I wonder what Hallowette does with all those aquilae

[acoustic pebble]

I enjoy being called Darling and Poor

[woven yoke]

for me it's the fact that she calls us "Darlin"

[woven yoke]

[zenith pollen]

We need yaoi too for balance

[fiery wave]

If only.

[acoustic pebble]

That's Brunt and Rannick

[zenith pollen]

No idea who those 2 are

[woven yoke]

fuck this yuri-less server smhsmh!!!!

[acoustic pebble]

Fucking how?

[zenith pollen]

Idk

[brazen pelican]

Both, both is good.

[acoustic pebble]

Rannick talks to us a lot during mission briefings and is the dude who shot the traitor

Brunt is the Ogryn and Marrows right hand man

[modern bobcat]

People who don't play the game

[woven yoke]

Femboy on female gotta be one of my favourite niche flavours

[zenith pollen]

Oh that twink

[acoustic pebble]

I think we found the true heretics

[acoustic pebble]

Ye

[brazen pelican]

"Strike team, violence please, now."

[zenith pollen]

How about futa on femboy

[woven yoke]

nah no thanks

femboy on futa however

[acoustic pebble]

The best line in the game

[woven yoke]

the Slaneeshi urges are strong in this chat rn

[brazen pelican]

Along with "Oh, an ambush. Well, the Emperor protects."

[woven yoke]

what if rannick was an attractive lady

[zenith pollen]

Intresting taste u got there

[acoustic pebble]

Mine is Wolfers "There are only four of them!! FOUR!!!"

[fiery wave]

I ship the lasses though.

[woven yoke]

I know nothing but quality

probably not something to be proud of

definitely not something to be proud of

[zenith pollen]

What about furry content

[woven yoke]

I was already cloned on about my views on furries like last week

but honestly

[fiery wave]

Ladies? Fem personalities?

[woven yoke]

zzz and arknights furries

smash.

[zenith pollen]

Furries have the best sauce out there and its not even close

[woven yoke]

Fem Loner and Male Agitator best ship

FOR THE MASTER OF MANKIIIIIND!!!

[woven yoke]

I wouldn't go that far

[zenith pollen]

I would and i did

[woven yoke]

but one cannot deny entirely that some things do at least catch your eye

[fiery wave]

Naw, Fem loner x Fem Fatalist.

[rancid shore]

Yes

[zenith pollen]

I can imagine someone walks in here wanting to talk about darktide and we talkin about corn

[woven yoke]

OH MY GOD IT'S KORN

[rancid shore]

I mean I do want comissar Dukane to shoot me so

[woven yoke]

RATAEURRATA ITA ITA ERR RATANG!!!

[rancid shore]

I messed up

[fiery wave]

I rather shoot her and steal her drip. >_>

[rancid shore]

Sus

[fiery wave]

Old news.

[rancid shore]

True

[fiery wave]

If you know my vet.

[woven yoke]

I am still very mad that I can't name my Hive Scum

GirlfailureStimmer

[zenith pollen]

How do yall name your darktide agents?

[woven yoke]

had to settle for GirlcelStimmer but honesstly it's not bad

[woven yoke]

my first 4 are all schizos

aka

Ogryn named VoicesInHead
Zealot named VoicesInMineHead
Psyker named VoicesInMyHead
Vet named VoicesInMeHead

my Arbites is WhyIsMyDogTalking

and my Hive Scum is GirlcelStimmer

[rocky radish]

This amused me way more than it should have

[fiery wave]

You forgot your dog's name.

[woven yoke]

Agnes Lex

because I love Umamusume

[fiery wave]

Vodka best girl.

[woven yoke]

Manhattan Cafe, Gentildonna, and Still In Love my beloved

[zenith pollen]

My first 5
Psyker named Shinji
Zealot named Lucas
Veteran named Horus
Ogryn named Grug
Arbiter named Murphy

[woven yoke]

WhyIsMyDogTalking and Agnes Lex solos

ATTEND MATADOR'S WORD!!!

[zenith pollen]

I deleted all my characters and started a new journey

Now i only have a psyker named Easterman

[woven yoke]

You're gonna need Halloweenman and Christmasman

[woven yoke]

why thank you it took a lot of brainpower for me to make these absolutely beautiful names

oh right forgot to mention my 2nd Zealot is named MightyYabber

he's a crankly old Scottish man

[rocky radish]

Psyker: Psykerpath
Hive Scum: StimmShady
Zealot: ViolentVagrant
Ogryn: Wobbles
Arbi: MaulCop
Dog: BarkVader

[woven yoke]

Wobbles

peam

[frigid aurora]

MaulCop lmao

[frigid aurora]

Very well done

[twin flower]

Wheres the Vet tho

[lyric badger]

Smoke

[brazen pelican]

Ogryn: Brück
Arbitrator: Arbitraitor
Cyber-Mastiff: Bark-Tithe
Veteran: KrakWidow
Psyker: Jester
Zealot: Sabathiel
Hive Scum: Stimm-Minchin

[trail bramble]

the only important one is my ogryn who is called GuntDentHeadMoron

[lyric badger]

All of mine are named Ceru except My ogryn (Salvador) and Psyker (Sera) due to me wanting to make it easier on people I join to know who I am.

I generally don't use my Psyker or ogryn unless I'm pf-ing it since they are my brain turn off characters

[agile oasis]

once saw a scum named fenton steele

[zenith pollen]

I always name them based of what im playing or watching Easterman is from outlast trials Shinji from neon genesis evangelion

[modest flume]

All of my characters are Bushman (it's my brand), except my Arby who is EustaceBagge, and if you understand the reference, you know what my dog is named

[wet gate]

Bushman

We bushmaxxing

[lyric badger]

Mhm, that's good intentions :)

Speaking of dogs, my dog is named Zwei (no not a RWBY reference)

[zenith pollen]

I dont know the referance

[woven yoke]

it's Courage

[lyric badger]

Stupid dog. You made me look bad?

[amber delta]

bro had awful childhood

[woven yoke]

I FUCKING LOVE RWBY RAHHHH

[zenith pollen]

OH COURAGE THE COWARADLY DOG?

[lyric badger]

Never seen it

[amber delta]

[drowsy prawn]

Sesbian Lex still undisputed arby name I've seen

somebody also named their psyker Sephoni's Bathwater

[woven yoke]

darn

[zenith pollen]

I watched the polish version of it

[modest flume]

STUPID DOG! YOU MAKE ME LOOK BAD!

THAT'S IT, I'M GETTING ME MALLET

[amber delta]

Chojrak tchóżliwy pies

[lyric badger]

Anyway, Zwei is named after the Zwei association in the Project Moon universe, as well as the fact that it means 2, for obvious reasons.

[zenith pollen]

Exacly

[charred epoch]

malutt

[agile oasis]

poland skokostrach

[modest flume]

I made a second Zealot that exclusively used THammer and Crusher to do the Eustace bit way before Arby

[woven yoke]

project Moon was peak until limbus bullied me with horrible rng for over a year so I quit the game and began hating on project moon because why not

[zenith pollen]

Polish voice actor of that old dude was perfect for the role

[modest flume]

When a horde spawned, I'd type that in chat

[lyric badger]

What did they rng you out of

[woven yoke]

everything

[modest flume]

He got retired when Arby released

[woven yoke]

gacha, coins, everything really

[lyric badger]

me who has everything and is F2P

Wym

[modest flume]

Both English VAs (especially the first one) nailed it too tbh

[woven yoke]

gacha has been nothing but unkind to me, coins keep hitting tails at 45 sanity, and it's been going on constantly for like a year until I finally had enough

[lyric badger]

Did you like, spam singular spawns all the time?

[modest flume]

I think it's because of the age of the first VA, who was that old, allowed him to project that rough, gruff, grumpy old man persona

[woven yoke]

[zenith pollen]

Gacha games are either scam or goon bait

[drowsy prawn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w2Srw4YBXc gacha addiction is something else 😏

[hushed cipher]

I wqanna tide

[lyric badger]

The coins hitting tails constantly was actually a bug that was a addressed a while back. If your first coin was tails all of them would be for a long while

[woven yoke]

goon bait is fine it's the scam that's horrible

[zenith pollen]

ZZZ is a great example of goon bait

[modest flume]

Go forth and conquer

[woven yoke]

it's great goon bait idc what people say about it

[dense kettle]

Party finder broken?

[lyric badger]

I would ask you to try it again now since that's been fixed and spawns have (generally) been generous as of late but the current banner is kinda buns.

[modest flume]

Always has been

[woven yoke]

oh and gacha rates are horrible and my worst ones were Magical Girl Don and Arknights collab banners

[fiery wave]

Best doggo Courage.

[drowsy prawn]

chances are you in a dead zone at degen hour

[woven yoke]

I've been playing Limbus since like

2023

[twin flower]

Is it good

[woven yoke]

I can probably be considered a limbus og atp

[zenith glade]

Limbus company

Don Quixote and the Forsaken guy

[woven yoke]

story is but sometimes the game can be quite unforgiving both battle wise and gacha wise

[marsh iris]

soup chat

[zenith pollen]

There is a character named Manato and someone made a mod where he is only in a thong

[lyric badger]

I played since release tbf, also I just use the exchange that you farm in the Mirror dungeons at this point

No need to do gacha unless it's warpulgis

[fiery wave]

Could be both.

[zenith glade]

Fake ahh lamguage

[lyric badger]

@woven yoke

If you are struggling you can always add me as a friend in said game and use my units :)

[woven yoke]

I wasnt for meta I was there for Identities that look cool and are fun to play

[rocky radish]

I'll be honest, I couldn't come up with a Vet name I was happy with. The Zealot name too, but when I become skilled enough to carry high level havocs, I might change it to something stupidly egotistical, like YouAreWelcome

[woven yoke]

I'm not so weak as to use Supports

[lyric badger]

The story is good, so long as you like nitty gritty ones, the only issue is that restarting/losing is a core part of all PM games (necessary to progress realistically) and this game employs it by giving you battle info on enemies when you beat/lose to them so you can be more prepared the next time

[woven yoke]

I've got enough manpower on my own Im just done with limbus not giving me the identities and EGOs I want no matter how many pulls I do

[lyric badger]

Das fair

[woven yoke]

180 something pulls on Magic Don and all I got was the ego

it was so bad

[lyric badger]

Oh same thing for me lol, I just boxed her next Warpulgis

[woven yoke]

120-130 pulls with just one collab ego on the arknights banner

I KEPT GETTING 3 STAR DUPES

LIKE COME ON

[lyric badger]

Iirc the arknights were exclusively ego right?

[fiery wave]

Telling you you didn't save enough and is time to wave the wallet.

[woven yoke]

yes

[woven yoke]

gross I'm not giving that fuckass dog my money

[lyric badger]

Ok so I have them all. I also did have to dip into my lunacy hoarding to get them only to receive a copy of the one I had to do exchange for the very next pull

[woven yoke]

yes which sucks ass because EGOs have lower rates than 3 stars

[fiery wave]

I don't spend in those. Don't really have the funds for it.

[hushed cipher]

@somber stream GROWLS

[woven yoke]

I'm still so mad with the Magic Don Walpurgis

and all my new 3 stars were shared

sharded

[twin flower]

[woven yoke]

so I decided to just fuck off from the game because why should I play something I no longer like?

[lyric badger]

Poor Licht

[fiery wave]

Is there a third dog now?

[woven yoke]

[marsh iris]

grol

[gritty carbon]

how was the touching of the "grass"

[twin flower]

[modern bobcat]

Do you have consent to touch that grass

[twin flower]

I'll molest it all I like, what chu gonna do about it

[woven yoke]

grass toxic yuri woahg

[carmine steppe]

Y'all talking about gacha games?

[marsh iris]

stroke that grass yaw

[somber stream]

I said 2 hours

Ish

[twin flower]

Meaning.. I'll be on when I'm on dagnabbit

[hushed cipher]

Wass that not two hours ago

[twin flower]

Case in point

[hushed cipher]

Good actually

[hushed cipher]

Ikd about that

idk

[somber stream]

I was watching this North Korean version of Harry Pottah while consuming lunch

[gritty carbon]

a what version of what while what

[somber stream]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Vv21pKqxUs
AI slop

[marsh iris]

Kimmy Pottaaa

[somber stream]

Kim Ha-ru, actually

[drowsy prawn]

technology has gone too far

[hushed cipher]

Disgusting

[gritty carbon]

is his patronus the great kim?

[livid glacier]

Hear me out...1 Handed pistol from one of those akimbo pistols from the hive scum class for the other classes (not the ogryn) :V :V :V

[fiery wave]

Licht, why.

[somber stream]

I seek exotic means of entertainment

[fiery wave]

The autopistol is just the shredder, right?

[somber stream]

Also be on in 5

[hushed cipher]

What I thought

[drowsy prawn]

we got a slaanesh convert right here

[gritty carbon]

before i click this phishing link, he rides a rocket instead of broom doesnt he

[somber stream]

Ding ding ding

[livid glacier]

Nah as I said one of those akimbo pistols not automatic or SMG just pistols but 1 handed

[livid glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/umm-gif-23018741

oh rip gifs doesn't work

[fiery wave]

Oh, those.

[drowsy prawn]

the uzis

[livid glacier]

Yes sir..I find it really good idea

[fiery wave]

Old news... guy is into being insulted and such.

[marsh iris]

listening to persian jazz rec'd by youtube

[gritty carbon]

image perm gaming

[livid glacier]

Wut ?

[drowsy prawn]

we need to get perm back

any ideas

[livid glacier]

What's perm ?

[gritty carbon]

a hair style

[hushed cipher]

Interesting?

[twin flower]

Hmmm

[drowsy prawn]

holy grail, the permission to be deg..I mean responsible netizens

[gritty carbon]

GRAIL!?

VERMINTIDE MENTIONED!?

[livid glacier]

O_o

BY SIGMAAR!

[gritty carbon]

BLESS THIS RAVAGED BODY

[somber stream]

Let us

69

[livid glacier]

67 ?

[gritty carbon]

you are dead to me

[livid glacier]

Am I ?

[arctic escarp]

aight boutta continue e33..

[gritty carbon]

look at this guy, clearly a tourist

[hollow karma]

What if instead of E33….. E67

[marsh iris]

[gritty carbon]

didnt even play expedition 1-32

skipped straight to e33

tsk tsk tsk

[livid glacier]

woah

Hersey!

[modern bobcat]

keyboard or controller?

[arctic escarp]

keyboard

[arctic escarp]

you right

[livid glacier]

Plot twist ya'll hersey....yes her (OoO)

[arctic escarp]

I got hit with that propaganda (game awards)

[modern bobcat]

I can't quite get the parry timing on keyboard

[arctic escarp]

same lol

[modern bobcat]

I don't know if it

[arctic escarp]

Im still new

I jumped str8 to expert

[hushed cipher]

@marsh iris

[modern bobcat]

it's input lag

[modern bobcat]

Yeh I jumped to expert as well

[somber stream]

@marsh iris @fiery wave Six nine

[arctic escarp]

i dont think its input lag

[modern bobcat]

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ?? because 7 8 9

[arctic escarp]

but then again I havent played much

[fiery wave]

Still dealing with mom burning food by forgetting about it.

[arctic escarp]

6 7 🤪

[marsh iris]

6 9

[livid glacier]

67 67!!!

[arctic escarp]

ok but deadass

why is Gustave so sexy

[modern bobcat]

Don't eat the black bits, it becomes carcinogenic

[somber stream]

Very unfortunate, but at least the house is intact

[hushed cipher]

Get

[fiery wave]

Mom is all, don't waste food. I can taste and smell the burn.

She apparently can't.

[fiery wave]

Cos we don't use fire. Electric cooker.

[twin flower]

What u use when the lights go out

[fiery wave]

I eat snacks.

[hollow karma]

Based and 67pilled

[fiery wave]

Or just game the hunger off.

[gritty carbon]

what if no snacks

[twin flower]

gem

[fiery wave]

Before you ask, phones exist.

[twin flower]

gem is life

[gritty carbon]

what if no phone

[twin flower]

Phones arent snacks tho

[gritty carbon]

but they are

[twin flower]

[fiery wave]

Well, at that point, you might find a +1 to a nearby temple... or not, can't afford cremation.

Maybe just have them toss into the sea to save on costs.

If 'lucky', I'm just a bloody mess.

[somber stream]

@fiery wave We'll do 1 warm up first while waiting alr?

[fiery wave]

Yeah.

[twin flower]

So.. you'd rather die without the phone? was happening here

[fiery wave]

More, internet.

This is assuming power cut or dead PC.

[twin flower]

What does that have have to do with like the temple thing and cremation

[fiery wave]

I have nothing to live for.

[twin flower]

[fiery wave]

Is truth. Dying is a min $5k here.

[twin flower]

So, no phone and internet = death?

[fiery wave]

It feels like it, might as well be it.

All I get offline is the stress of being born female and ugly.

No money, no name, no power.

[carmine steppe]

Do something

[twin flower]

Huh, not that I could relate to the female part but das just life imo

Havent had a phone for well over a month now, and you notice things

[fiery wave]

Have said it before, the only friends I have are online.

I have only been bullied offline.

[carmine steppe]

Go met some friends outside

[twin flower]

Not one?

[fiery wave]

What friends? You mean my PC?

Or my plushies?

[twin flower]

All got our circumstances I guess

[fiery wave]

If you mean girlfriend, once a year at best. Is like $3k for return trip.

[livid glacier]

What's Girlfriend ? what is that ?

[twin flower]

girl who's your friend

keep up

[livid glacier]

😮

Wut da heeeeeeeel!!

[twin flower]

[fiery wave]

Girl who you are dating online but has visited before.

[twin flower]

Never tried online dating tbh, have a friend that tried it, didnt end well

[livid glacier]

Oh "holstering weapon calmly"

[fiery wave]

It only works because we kinda have the same issues. She has more of a name though. Am just a nobody.

[carmine steppe]

Alright what are your hobbies

Why do you like

[fiery wave]

Playing games, but no funds for new stuff. Only Humble Choice leftovers.

[twin flower]

What you mean a name tho, like popular?

[carmine steppe]

You can get free games just saying

[twin flower]

I'd rather be nobody if am being honest

people stress me out

[fiery wave]

Yeah. Still not big.

[twin flower]

I've made 3 friends since high school and am still with them 10 years later

sums up my social skills

[fiery wave]

I know. How do you think those leftovers come by? I just know ppl who cba to trade and don't play certain genres.

[fiery wave]

I was bullied by more than half the school. Not even asking for police to help did much.

People took my things, threw stuff at me. 15 years of hell? Yeah.

Probs more. I mean, even in kindergarten, boys were already hitting me.

[twin flower]

Did ya hit back

[fiery wave]

Yeah. I got suspended till parents paid $250 to bring me for mental checks.

Words of many>>>Words of the one.

I'm at fault.

[carmine steppe]

Look you gotta find people who enjoy the same hobbies as you

There are plenty of tournaments or events centered around every conceivable hobby

[fiery wave]

Good luck then. Boys game. Girls squee at boybands.

[twin flower]

Gave them kiddies broken noses at least?

[fiery wave]

That was pre 2k and after.

[twin flower]

, fr tho wat kinda lil boys hit girls

[fiery wave]

A crushed down there, yes.

[twin flower]

if i was the parent i would not let shit like that slide

[uneven ermine]

I don’t have any friends from school anymore because back when I did I drifted away from them because they just reminded me of school

I am comfortably alone

[fiery wave]

Their kids did nothing wrong, I'm the one at fault for liking shooters and metal and stuff.

[uneven ermine]

Anyway hate to drop some lore and dip but the bell rang

[twin flower]

Well i found my crowd, idiotic bunch but they give a good time

[uneven ermine]

Cya

[fiery wave]

Things just happen, laters.

[twin flower]

I'd say move somewhere else where liking things youre into isnt wrong ftw

[fiery wave]

Is more the time. I was born before girls gaming is considered more normal.

[carmine steppe]

I don't understand your comment

[twin flower]

Well it aint like that anymore imo, though idk where you live

[fiery wave]

You lived before 2000?

Or heck before 2010~?

How many girls do you know played Castle Wolfenstein 3D and og DOOM?

[pale panther]

2

[somber stream]

Done yet?

[fiery wave]

Before 2000

[twin flower]

Like about 1

It aitn 2000's anymore though

Its in the past, let it die

People dont like what youre into, fuck them

[fiery wave]

Still, girls gaming is still seen as weirder.

Unless you mean Candy crush and such.

[twin flower]

Lot more common nowadays tho

[twin flower]

[somber stream]

I love grapes

[twin flower]

idk why he look like he's coming out of a ziper

[fair bridge]

i had a dream that i wasn't able to transfer to an asynchronous course for school and i had to sit through lectures 😭

[carmine steppe]

Yeah I am from the 2000

[fiery wave]

Booting atm. Just making sure things are good.

[carmine steppe]

However the world has changed

You will find discrimination everywhere but you will find people who share your hobbies

You need to go out and find them, otherwise you'll rot in your house

[twin flower]

Either that or just find something you enjoy that also isnt in the computer

[split solstice]

just learnt transonic halberds are a thing whilst reading dominion genesis and i now have another idea for a weapon for a hypothetical skitarii class

[carmine steppe]

Yeah I mean you can't really say "I don't go outside my house cause a meteor can strike me"

[carmine steppe]

Like every time we go out there is a chance of everything happening

[twin flower]

[fiery wave]

Why else on game discords?

[twin flower]

[stray thorn]

hi darktide players

[carmine steppe]

I don't get your comment 😭

Wydm why else?

[sinful pecan]

👋

[twin flower]

[rancid shore]

Sup freak tiders

[twin flower]

I'll show you freaky

[rancid shore]

Rug roh

[brazen pelican]

Instructions unclear, no one here actually plays the game.

[rancid shore]

Who?

[stray thorn]

im the only one 😭

[stray thorn]

:(

[ivory dawn]

I got some gifts from a neighbor :3

[somber stream]

@marsh iris You good bud?

[marsh iris]

[drowsy prawn]

oh wow wtf is this you guys hazing newbies now 😂

[drowsy prawn]

I for one still plays this game 😌

[tired inlet]

how fermented?

also, new power sword and psyker zwei hander cosmetics? sure sure. I'll take those.

[timber elk]

Hello?

[twin flower]

Henlo

[timber elk]

Hi…

[tired inlet]

most women I've ever met was in MMORPGs -- more than anything else. They were doing the full social load of running guilds, scheduling progression raids, and the such. Stuff I just couldn't handle because it felt like my hobby was being turned into a job I wasn't being paid for. Just hardcore stuff.

My wife ran a progression guild on a RP/PVP server in WoW that was like 2nd ranked on the server; she also helped run a raid guild in Guild Wars 2.
I ran a small guild in SWTOR, but I stopped playing MMORPGs when I got my job I currently have because it just takes too much time; I'm employed at 11 hours/workday.

[twin flower]

[timber elk]

I’m sorry

[twin flower]

[timber elk]

I think I left them traumatized

[timber elk]

pokes em

Hey

Stinky

You okay?

Also may I join your trench crusade discord?

[twin flower]

Its the public one tho so go ahead

[tired steeple]

Hello

[lusty estuary]

salutations and good morrow darktide general chat

[rancid shore]

Gragas pepsi skin real?

[lusty estuary]

they've tried to keep it hidden from us but i know we're getting it tomorrow.

[rancid shore]

Pilk prestige skin fr fr

[stray thorn]

bomba

[thick coyote]

Gragas would drink pilk with Jax

[dawn juniper]

does anyone know what mod makes it so you can see the actual seconds counting down for your ability in game

its just the little bar going up instead of showing me the exact seconds before i can use my ability again , i had the mod a while back but i dont remember which one it is does any1 kno

[lusty estuary]

numeric ui

[dawn juniper]

thank u sm

[twin flower]

why is the name for that emote just long as hell lmao

[lusty estuary]

i don't remember

[modern bobcat]

Less so among da yoof, but mostly games like Minecraft, Stardew etc.

[elder merlin]

I fuckin love One Piece

[twin flower]

[frozen hazel]

.> one piece

yes

[twin flower]

Da one piece is reaal

[frozen hazel]

i was getting ready to load into squad and saw the words one piece XD

my first tattoo was the gomu gomu fruit

[timber elk]

Yo this pyre blade skin looks sick

[twin flower]

I hunger

[timber elk]

I can finally pretend to be sigismund the black blade

[marsh iris]

we stabbed a captain through the grates of the floor to death

[hollow karma]

Hell yea I got 2

[twin flower]

wuh?

[somber stream]

No we smashed his balls

[timber elk]

BUG MAN GROG🗣️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️

[frozen hazel]

if i could emote with hypes i would

[hollow karma]

ITS GROGIN TIME

[marsh iris]

low blow strat

[fiery wave]

Problem was, MMOs back them were on a sub system. Way too expensive for me at $35~ a month.

[twin flower]

Doesnt like a good way to go

[timber elk]

YOUR ETERNAL DAMNATION IS UPON YOU HAIRLESS CAT🗣️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️

[somber stream]

It wasn't

[fiery wave]

WHich either bores me or not my thing. I only played Stardew cos GF wanted to.

[rancid shore]

Hear me out

[twin flower]

Leave the mans testicles alone

[rancid shore]

Hear me out

[twin flower]

No

[somber stream]

Heretics deserve as much

[rancid shore]

FUCK

[hollow karma]

The emperor took my hair so that he may live longer

[twin flower]

Ah, otherwise, proceed

[marsh iris]

min and fin my guy

[tired inlet]

I don't recall any being mroe thsan $15-20US, but I ge tyou

[elder merlin]

[marsh iris]

sup paul

[twin flower]

I like cheese

[astral basin]

+1 to licht attacking balls

[tired inlet]

I've gone through EverQuest, SWG, City of Heroes/Villains, World of WarCraft, Lineage II, EVE online, Dark Age of Camelot, both Final Fantasy MMORPGs (11, 14), WarHammer: Age of Reckoning, SWTOR, Champions Online, AION,

and I burned out of the genre in 2016

18 years of playing MMORPGs

[tired inlet]

<< me when I'm trying to justify myself as Samson

[signal mason]

Didnt even play the dc heroes mmo smh

[lusty estuary]

uiam

swinging m,y relic blade and it hurtds

[signal mason]

Or the best mmo aqworlds

[grand terrace]

can i parry a crusher overhead at havoc 36?

[astral basin]

Round 2 making milkshake w the bullet blender

[signal mason]

It takes really good timing but yeah

[grand terrace]

i just got deleted by mauler overhead through parry at 36

mauler does more dmg?

[astral basin]

Turned out better. Used about twice the ice cream and some ice
Need less ice next time. Got nice and thick, but too much texture

[signal mason]

Or you just messed up the timing

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/comments/1bb8dnp/a_complete_guide_to_parrying/

Think you gotta perfect parry mauler overheads and crusher overheads

[tired inlet]

I skipped alot; DCO, DDO, Tabulsa Rasa, Darkfall, Ascheron's Call I and II, EverQuest II, Lineage I, Meridian 59

[signal mason]

But no toontown

[gilded socket]

Ough

[rancid shore]

I'm gonna fight on the streets for the 6th time

[rancid shore]

Sleep

[elder merlin]

No AQWorlds?

Damn

[elder merlin]

[carmine steppe]

Street fighter 6?

[rancid shore]

Ding ding ding, winner winner winner

[carmine steppe]

Who do you play, I have a slur for every character

[rancid shore]

Oh boy

Modern Gief

[delicate vapor]

miou

[carmine steppe]

Oh man... Oh man

I never thought I would find a kindred spirit, I think I'm gonna cry 😢

[rancid shore]

I'm waiting for alex

[rancid shore]

What-

[carmine steppe]

I play modern Zangief and Marisa

[gilded socket]

Not that

[rancid shore]

Have you slept?

[rancid shore]

.....

BROTHER I FOUND YOU 🫂

Translation: saaaame

[carmine steppe]

We are both scum if the earth

[gilded socket]

Not rlly,,,

[amber delta]

[supple thorn]

hello gen chat

[rancid shore]

THEN SLEEP

[rancid shore]

Hello mister based

[gilded socket]

Goo late

[rancid shore]

FUCK YOU MEAN

[gilded socket]

Fhe sun is urp

[rancid shore]

Why are all women here so freaking slopy when it comes to self care

[fierce cave]

Hmmm

[fierce cave]

HMMMMM

[rancid shore]

what

[rancid shore]

WHAT

[fierce cave]

HMMMMMMMMMM

[rancid shore]

FUCK DO YOU WANT EH?

[fierce cave]

Warframe

[rancid shore]

KEEP HMMING ME ILL UNINSTALL WARFRAME

[gilded socket]

I dunno

[rancid shore]

Take better care of yourself

Tsk tsk

[formal mortar]

Taking care of oneself is taxing

[fierce cave]

Me you play in 50m

[gilded socket]

I hate taxes

[rancid shore]

IM AT FUCKING WORK

[fierce cave]

When you finish

[fierce cave]

?

[formal mortar]

I, too, am at work. Eating cookies

[formal mortar]

[rancid shore]

4 hours

[fierce cave]

Bet

[limber zealot]

How's it going fellas

[marsh iris]

going phroggeh

[rancid shore]

I am....A l i v e

[limber zealot]

Seeing some familiar faces today

I can't sleep

Very fucked up situation

[rancid shore]

Wanna talk about it lad?

I am a stranger but I can read

[limber zealot]

Oh I just meant not being able to sleep is fucked up lol

[rancid shore]

Oh-

[limber zealot]

I say every minor inconvenience is fucked up cause I think it's funny

[rancid shore]

Sorry

[marsh iris]

Stranger of darktide discord, tell us your wisdom

[limber zealot]

Don't gotta apologize

[limber zealot]

You're never getting a skitarii class

[rancid shore]

Already did

[marsh iris]

[bronze wren]

Heretical statement

[fiery wave]

Price conversion.

[agile oasis]

grednyl deadass refuses to get any, you're not getting anything

[signal mason]

Good, full priests are cooler

[stuck wasp]

Skitarii is quite unlikely to work outside of an Admech army.

Hence Dark Heresy having Tech Priests instead

[limber zealot]

I laughed so hard when I heard that voice line

[stuck wasp]

Therefore, if we see an Admech class, it'll be Tech Priest

[agile oasis]

yeah dark heresy is a heavy inspo for dt so if anything we're getting a techpriest

what other classes are on there cuz i forget

[limber zealot]

Or like a tech adept

Something low ranking

I wouldn't mind an admech class but I wouldn't be super fucking hyped either

[agile oasis]

give us a techaxe

[stuck wasp]

Assassin and Adept (Munistorum)

[agile oasis]

having an assassin would be cool

[signal mason]

Ive been wanting an omnissiahs axe since like end of 23

[limber zealot]

My personal unrealistic ask is xenos

Of any variety

Preferably eldar but I'm not picky when I'm praying for a miracle

[limber zealot]

Unfortunately that'd be way too powerful for what we're doing

[agile oasis]

we ain't getting adept for sure because their kit literally exists as zealot cosmetics

among other things

[limber zealot]

I think another psyker class could be cool honestly

Like a specific type of psyker

[agile oasis]

give us a psyker specialist

or a boss

[limber zealot]

Since we're talking in hypotheticals I guess I could also just say a new tree would be cool

I'm imagining something like Heinrix in rogue trader

Biomancer/Assassin who is super zealous

Call them the Interrogator or some shit

[agile oasis]

give beastman customization option and voice set for zealot and maybe veteran

zealot fits since 1, they often are on penitent militias as shown on tabletop 2, it would fit for them to hate themselves and go head-first into melee to die and repent for existing

[limber zealot]

Oh that or more abhumans

Felinids or Beastmen could be cool

[rough verge]

Light domain cleric is my favorite class

[agile oasis]

wrong warhammer i'm afraid

we don't do winds of magic here

[rough verge]

I dunno what winds of magic is but ive had quite a few baldurs gate conversations here

[carmine steppe]

Eewww get that Dnd shit outta here

[agile oasis]

oh, it was d&d

[carmine steppe]

Booooo Dnd 5e booooo

[agile oasis]

not knowing neither nor aos 💔

[agile oasis]

what about it

[carmine steppe]

It suckssss, it super ducks

[rough verge]

Counterpoint: magical nuke apon ye

[carmine steppe]

Ah yes, the spellcaster, the only classes that get to have fun

[agile oasis]

we wish you a merry baldur's gate 3

[carmine steppe]

Oh Baldurs Gate 3 is amazing, I finished it

Dnd 5e sucks

[agile oasis]

i should get back to it sometime

[limber zealot]

What's the best alternative

[rough verge]

Yeah spellcasters are meta but most of my dnd enjoyment comes from the whole friend part of it. The game itself is secondary to me

[rough verge]

Probably pathfinder

[limber zealot]

Unc

[carmine steppe]

I did one run with an oath of devotion lawful good paladin and finished it

[limber zealot]

Unc ttrpg

[agile oasis]

i mean
older editions are here

Also doesn't d&d outright say that if you don't like a rule you can just ignore it existing

[rough verge]

🤷‍♂️

[carmine steppe]

Well yeah, you can say that about almost any game you can play with friends

[limber zealot]

From what I've heard that last bit is kinda the problem

They leaned too much into that to make it more accessible for people

[carmine steppe]

That's a bad excuse for making a shitty design of a ttrpg

[limber zealot]

So now it's super simple

I do wanna try Pathfinder at some point

[rough verge]

Not to the same extent imo cause damn near the entire game is talking

Like siege? Bad game even with friends, abysmal dogshit

[carmine steppe]

Yeah you can say "you can just ignore a rule" but at some point the system flaws start to shine

[carmine steppe]

I had tons of fun playing siege with friends, we all suck at it

And it's on gamepass

[agile oasis]

accessibility isn't exactly a bad thing but how much of a simplification are we talking here

[limber zealot]

I don't know enough about DnD to tell you honestly

[carmine steppe]

Martials suck compared to spellcasters

[limber zealot]

That's just what I've heard from DnD players

[rough verge]

Eh, I dont like getting shit on by caffinated unempluzz

[carmine steppe]

And it's overbloated with spells

[rough verge]

Or maybe my group isnt the target audience

It is what it is. I like what I like :]

[carmine steppe]

Yeah that's fine

I been playing 5e for a while until I dropped it, best I can say is that other ttrpgs are better

Pathfinder, simpler systems that use powered by apocalypse rules like monster of the week

I am learning age of Sigmar Soulbound and it looks amazing

[agile oasis]

hell yeah we love... uh... spawning fat udner some dude's feet?

[carmine steppe]

And there is like 3 different spells that do that

[agile oasis]

have you tried warhammer fantasy rp or not really
it looks interesting but idk anything about it, i just know it's currently the main lore stream for the setting

[carmine steppe]

Hell, you can't even try to hit someone in the eyes (rules as written) cause there's already a spell for that

[carmine steppe]

There are some tabletop roleplaying games of Warhammer, Soulbound is one of them and it uses Age Of Sigmar as the setting

[agile oasis]

wish aos finally god a good fucking game so i could easily get into it

[carmine steppe]

There's also wrath and Glory, imperium maledictum and dark heresy for 40k

[carmine steppe]

Same

Anyway my only complaint is that 5e could be way better and the books they release suck

[agile oasis]

the lexicanum? empty
youtube? only pancreasnowork made a faction overview of the factions and dug into some a lil
video games? dawn of war 3 but with a new coat of pain(t) or an outdated card game port with a vamp survivors spin off on the way

[carmine steppe]

The closest thing you are getting is total war Warhammer 3

[rancid shore]

Hear me out

[agile oasis]

but that's just wh fantasy

[rancid shore]

Guts sword for ogryn

[carmine steppe]

Yeah

[rancid shore]

You're welcome

[agile oasis]

i hope that if twwh 40k does swell gw will let them do a total war aos

[rancid shore]

If the argument over buster swords is that they are too big, give em to ogryns

[rough verge]

Give ogryn a fat boy launcher or whatever

Would by fye

[carmine steppe]

In like 2038

[agile oasis]

better than nothing

[carmine steppe]

😭

[rancid shore]

True

[carmine steppe]

Someday

Someday we will get a good AOS game

[tired inlet]

I mean, I like the grenade gauntlet and the rumbler, so I think that takes the cake on that. Ogryn has 2 explosive guns, fast and slow shotguns, fast and slow stubbers... I'd love more weapons but like what niche is left?

[agile oasis]

hoping that warhammer survivors won't suck balls

[tired inlet]

Age of Sigmar? Haha, their vampire survivors clone.

[thick coyote]

Which one? (I know you want Dragonslayer)

[rancid shore]

Just a big ass sword

[rough verge]

Idk melta charge

[tired inlet]

it even has Malum Caedo in it

[rancid shore]

Just give the big lad a big sword

[agile oasis]

don't forget gotrek himself

[tired inlet]

yeah, there we go; a pyreblaster or multi-melta

[rancid shore]

If strength is problem while wielding big swords...give the genetically modified ogryn one

[rough verge]

Pfist

[rancid shore]

THIS

OR GAUNTLETS

JUST PUNCH FUCKING HERETICS

Good ol wallop

[tired inlet]

Ogryn armouring up like Mickey Rourke's character Marv in SinCity

[wraith rain]

:3

[carmine steppe]

It's a hard task to make vampire survivors suck

[rancid shore]

True

[carmine steppe]

We say games workshop like they make the games

[agile oasis]

especially with vamp survivors devs working on it

[inland mantle]

Mmm greed workshop

[agile oasis]

finally

A good aos game

[carmine steppe]

But they just give licence or present the project to a game studio and they do it, so far they have been making good choices

[rough verge]

Deep rock galactic time

[agile oasis]

also the art is being done by the dudes behind boltgun

[hollow karma]

itssofuckingcoldrightnowjesuschrist

[inland mantle]

Get warm ez

[carmine steppe]

Rogue trader is amazing, dark heresy looks promising, dawn of War 4 is on the horizon and they just announced total war Warhammer 40k

[hollow karma]

I love working outside

[rough verge]

I got goosebumps up my back and arms rn

[hollow karma]

Shit can we do that

[inland mantle]

Yea lock in

[shut wraith]

the best DOW games were 2 then Dark Crusade. 3 was awful for pvp

[hollow karma]

My bad twin u right

[carmine steppe]

How could I forget boltgun, they are making the second one, gamesworshop has been hitting it big with videogames, it's like they remembered they could make them

Well, have game studios make them

[hollow karma]

I haven’t played boltgun it looks fuckin sweet tho

[carmine steppe]

It is

[shut wraith]

have you tried Darktide yet?! lol i jest, ofc you have right. Right?

[inland mantle]

No

Tell me more

[shut wraith]

HA

[hollow karma]

Dark….tide??

[carmine steppe]

What is this, dark tide? Did you not clean the pool yet?

[inland mantle]

So a tide that's dark 🤔

How dark we talking

[hollow karma]

I’ve only played Fortnite I thought this was a new game mode

[rough verge]

I think drg will always be my favorite horde shooter

[shut wraith]

i am frothing from the dark tide pods

ahhhh

[hollow karma]

Mmmmmmm tide pods

[carmine steppe]

It's amazing how stupid people can be

[inland mantle]

My bad

[carmine steppe]

If you see chubbyemu video titles you think "there's no way someone did that"

[shut wraith]

that dudes vids are so detailed. i sub to that guys channel.

[carmine steppe]

"Instagram influencer drank 5 Liters of lean, this is what happened to his brain"

[wind hornet]

as a md it is actually very fun to watch his videos, reminds me of the time I worked in ER myself

[inland mantle]

Skill issue I would have won

[carmine steppe]

"man eat 1 year old turkey, this is what happened to his stomach"

[hollow karma]

Based

[wind hornet]

everything you think that couldn't happen happens in an ER

[marsh iris]

what was havoc all about

[somber stream]

Didn't even break a sweat

[carmine steppe]

Yeah that's the worse part

[hushed cipher]

Heh

Easy

[inland mantle]

You guys win your h1 nice

I cant even beat a h0

[carmine steppe]

"dude eat 5 kilograms of shrooms" like wtf

[hushed cipher]

Easiest games I've had in my life tbh

[marsh iris]

time to quit darktide

[drowsy prawn]

you guys cleared 40 easy?

[somber stream]

We've reached peak

[hushed cipher]

Lets retire!

[somber stream]

Toats

[marsh iris]

🍻

[hushed cipher]

Yeah, I carried. No sweat, and you're welcome

[somber stream]

Havoc 40 (-17)

[inland mantle]

Round up and it's a 40 ez

[drowsy prawn]

[carmine steppe]

Wait you guys are talking about darktide? But that's impossible

[hushed cipher]

Soloed every boss.

[somber stream]

Time to retire and buy a house by the lake

[sage wyvern]

ok if the next class isnt a tech priest esque class im gonna tweak

[hushed cipher]

Sounds like a dream

[inland mantle]

I got bad news for you

[somber stream]

Have 6 kids then ship them to the guard once they hit 14

[carmine steppe]

Where's the horny posting? The daily tanner discussions? The "le imperium le bad"

[hushed cipher]

OPh

oh

goodness

[thick coyote]

Season 6 will be peak (hopium)

[marsh iris]

good plan

[hushed cipher]

6 is a lot

How about 6 cats instead

[marsh iris]

make lotsa babies

[somber stream]

Not sure if cat can fire lasgun

[somber stream]

FOR THE EMPEROR

[hushed cipher]

Clearly you haven't tried

?!

WOAH

[carmine steppe]

Mine?

[marsh iris]

who said that

[sage wyvern]

Mine?

[carmine steppe]

Don't you mean your

[drowsy prawn]

I saw that

[hushed cipher]

He means my, dumbos

[inland mantle]

I know what you are licht

[marsh iris]

i heard something crazy

[somber stream]

Must've been the wind

[drowsy prawn]

some lewd lewd people in this chat

[carmine steppe]

Mfers trying to quote Brooklyn 99 can't even do it right