#general-chat
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So am I 
Still doesn’t change the fact our character is nuttier than a squirrel
Depending on how you build Harry
darktide is when the tide is dark and everything is romantic
Fucking chad mogmaxxed jawline
I work at a school, its hard to have time for anything with how exhausting the environment is
Darktide is where dark humor is thrown around and romance is shown on the tide
Romance?!
Not in my lobby
Yes misses Señorita
She dark on my tide till I praise the emperor ?
Romance
How did you moved from elderly to school? Quite a jump, that
I mean 12 hours is painful either way
Imagine the noises
FACTS
Is a true form of love and passion between two individuals who express themselves to one another
Romantic in the sense that I offer blood for your eternal devotion
Thanks I'm nervous but it's supposed to actually be a very high success rate surgery and it should probably like completely change my life. Hopefully anyways 
Other words
This is the most romantic thing I've ever read
god emperor blowing kisses at rejects from the warp
Would
I am in desperate need of a husband or wife
You worked at a nursing home before iirc
Yall dont have to deal with kids screaming 67 all the time
No?
Well whose fault is that?
Media
Me but with an Italian beef with hot peppers
Imagine taking your vows seriously and actually devoting yourself to someone, nah man, just play with emotions 
What the fuc-
Romance in the fact we kill heretics together for our beloved emperor. 
Ever listen to that speech by sister Celestine with the black templars I gotta find what book thats from cause it was sick af
So good
Baptised, enlightened
Okay. As the preacher of my cult. It is my job to get you married to someone
Finally
thank you, thank you. my displays of love consist of intense displays or subtle changes. like slaughtering the foul-lived for my other half.
🙏
Ray
How it should be.
I pair you up with one of the hive scum
WHY IS THERE TRASH IN THE TRASH CAN?
People make 67 'jokes' all the time here...
I wonder if we will have anymore classes in darktide
I ALREADY GOT HIVESCUM IRL HERE they're called Bogans
Okay fine…..how about an astartes from planet mccarge
I still don't actually know wtf 67 means
Bloody bogans
Im not joking, I have to deal with it every single day
6️⃣ 7️⃣
He’s retired and owns a wine yard
For HOURS
There we go
I actually leave the building on my lunch to get away from it
My condolences, but money is money
Astartes...

See? I’m a perfect match maker as my divine right I should be
planet mccarthy? beatles chapter?
8️⃣ 9️⃣ 🤲
Bring back 69.
MCCARTNEY
Oh true
facts
Cringe. Go to horny jail heretic 🫵
Yea like 6 or 7 times a day
Get your mind out of the gutter
No
We 69 in the name of the Emperor
It’s my job to be in the gutter
Hey man I live there.
why are people ignoring the prayer altars in event missions?
watched the new JCS about some guy who killed his wife after lying about her beating him up
wild shit
femboy oriented
GET OUT OF THE JAIL HOUSE WOMEN 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️❗️❗️❗️
GUTTER RUNNER 🏃♀️
WHERE!?!!!
NO !!!!
Didn't know 69 is exclusive to Femboys
WHEN THEIR BACKS TURN WE GO! 🐀
WOMEN TOO
This entire time i was talking about the Strike team #69 btw
AHWHOOGAH AHHWWOOOGGAAHH
it is, because I said so. especially here.
exclude ray out of this
it would be funny
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO YOU!?
Since when did you joined the femboy gang
WHY ARE WE EXCLUDING ME IN MY FAVOURITE PAST TIME
Oh wrong person
I have work in 20 minutes and need some fun
we 69 down in the torrents baybehhhh
I said wrong person
whoops
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO YOU!?!!!!
he's wolfing
im never accepting a 0 clearance level player again. stupid fat ogryn tried to tell me how to play. "hey guys, if u cant see the gunners, u have to run at them" as he's dying on the floor
Femboy mentioned
yeah sorry youre only dedicated to theatrical displays of love like heretic killing
No I’m old timey car horning
Romance any day
Like the old car horn

Understood, carry on.
HORRIBLE joke to be made here
Well that’s your first mistake is taking a 0 level Orgyn
Again, i'm not partaking in any actual '69' other than the strike team
Oh that’s right
VOUCES
the vogues
Licht and his team is called team 69
No
THE VOICES.
Weirdos
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TELL THE VOICES TO SHUT THE FUCK UP 🗣️🗣️🗣️❗️❗️❗️❗️
Yeah we 69 every day what about it
Not today however
dude same
No not today, I need to fix my damn sleep
Confirmed forced socialization
ain't that the truth
That’s me in arc raiders
🤝 I'm about to go out very soon
This but unironically
i need to play more vintage story
Than again I enjoy seeing the funny raiders doing weird stuff
The voices in my head are horndogs.
" go out and have friends " I demand to be a degenerate all day
Forced grass touching

Amen
Okay now your just a gooner
No I just have a really awesome sense of humour
Do you hear the voices too?
never again. so stupid AND HE THINKS HE CAN TELL US HOW TO PLAY
All the time.
Well what clearance level are you at?
“The voices” except it’s just “Simpsons hotline” playing on repeat.
STAY IN THE BOX NOOOOO STAY IN THE BOX NOOOO GETOUT OF MY HEA
Now to aquire a taste for free-form jazz
Briefly interrupted by MF SIMPSON once an hour on the hour
throws a barn at her
im the goat
Yes
30, the assignment was 29
Masayoshi takanaka is as jazzy as I get
I don't think I'm surviving that
That’s the whole point since your going crazy
Freeform jazz is the devil
Oh true 
you couldn't hit the broadside of a barn, you will be fine
True, i've seen the aim
I wonder if the great horned rat will be in that total warhammer end time thing along with nagash would be cool af
Excuse me.
reckon licht is right
I hate it man
I trust the lads judgement
…….ehhhh….i don’t wanna be a dick-
Ah who am I kidding, why the hell did you think it was a good idea if your that high of a clearance?
My aim is strong
but is it true?
At that point you understand that most people who are 0 clearance are either new to the game or haven’t played in months
Oh it's strong alright

Like was he the first person to respond to your 29 assignment?
I'm going insane
That I could understand since I know what’s it like waiting for long periods of time
For someone to request for a spot on the time
More like going based 😎
Fucking truth 🔥🔥🔥
the voices are actually iced coffee
OOF
speaking of. I need my coffee and my snack for work
Being insane is so mainstream these day it's making sane people cool again
lest I go insane
I need to get my hands on some iced coffee again
Had some this morning, saving the rest for later
sending the rest to me immediately*
Icebreak 
No death sticks for me
sweet release of caffeine and sugar...
context, i use to let anyone in because its not a big deal. like i have had level 0 do fine
not anymore because of that big ogryn moron
👁️ 👁️
👃
👄
Condensed milk make some killer iced coffee btw
I had coffee last night and I was locked tf in the havocs
okay so, if you opened an Ork’s head right? And you painted his brain red; will he think faster and thus become smarter?
sadly not available in mapleland, but there's a place a bit of a drive away that I can get Vietnamese iced coffee
I want a cigarette man
Yea I’m quitting for good, I was doing velos/zyns for awhile but it’s time to stop
which is essentially this
The horror of being insane but still self aware enough to not enjoy it
Same 😢
That sounds nice too
thats good man
Bro same, Vietnamese coffee is something else
it's pretty addictive
i just quit smoking 30 mins ago
Reminds me of one of the only 40k memes I like
Like I said I’m sorry but I know what’s it like immediately taking someone on the team and immediately regretting recruiting
Congrats ❤️
going to have another one
Tell me please
I seen my fair share of squad mates just doing the most stupid things possible
I've never smoked and never will zzzz
Bean water fans at it again
it'll let him be stupid faster
I'll do you one better
Good, keep at it
Yea honestly it’s not worth it
Good choice
Don't do drug too, while at it
the Ork shall make millions of calculations a second and they'll all be wrong
Is that how ADHD is created?
I'm not sure I'd have anything like this near me
dont do drugs, do caffeine
Started at 17 and I’m quitting at 25 lol
AWWW MAN, NO MORE IBUPROFEN!?
Speaking of. Do you still need help with your assignment?
Only caffeine mate
From my friend, a Vietnamese:
"Vietnamese coffee? Just mix some coffee with condensed milk lol, it's not rocket science"
decaf after 3pm
But no drugs or nothin I'm as clean as can be. Alcohol is a very rare occurrence
Hmm, I could make that 
Monster is so good
Energy drinks eugh
But it’ll be fast
They use these cylinder ice thing, but i prefer mine chopped
(Fun fact: no I haven’t but I have heard they are extremely painful for men, don’t know about women)

Well care to explain insane one?
Had a buddy who had one, he was literally screaming while passing it
Can imagine
more likely to be a problem in men but can be problematic in women if they're large enough
I've never had one—
He said it’s like pushing hot sand out ur hole
Since I know where it’s coming from for men
pretty sure Kidney Stones are painful regardless of gender, right?
I mean
Definitely
huh
Yeah
IT DEPENDS
Bro has 7 bezoars
HOW
sometimes they pass through fine
Read what I said a few texts up
^true
Hey hey people, dumbass here
it depends on the size
If they're small enough, yes. If we're talking marble sized
Shork
Aquila knows this from experience, he’s had daily stones since he was 15.
if it's marble sized you're gonna need surgery
Than your going to the doctor
Boy if I had a nickel every time I heard that
Sometimes they have to go in and break em up
Don't drink too much monster
isnt there a treatment using lasers to break up the stones
OH NOT YOU AGAIN GOONER
Is here
luckily I haven't, my cat did have stones last year tho
Ultra sound i think
That's right, I am back and I brought fresh tissues
las shot to the back
What can I say, I'm a slow typer
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH❗️❗️❗️❗️
Effectiveness is vary from case to case
Tbh I will never understand how people drink enough fucked up liquids to form kidney stones
I need this
My last one could only last for so long
LAMB, SHOOT HIM

Not this guy
didn’t a guy in China eat nothing but Tofu for years and he had massive kidney stones that swiss-cheesed his whole kidney?
I'm a bad bitch you can't kill me
will administer in the next 69 session
forbidden knowledge with you again?
I actually like having friendly spats with him
OH GOD HES INVINCIBLE
OH GOD.
It’s a curse
That's a wonderful mental image
you definetly know too much for your own sake
……thank you sister Lucia for that wonderful story
bite down hard
Yes and I'll tell you this, it smelled horrible, but the flavor was exquisite
WWHAT ARE YOU BITINF
10/17, would eat his kidneys again
Now ummm….please perish throws an entire emperor class-titan at her
Keep the ERP to VC please
Chill out Hannibal
Mods when they see me typing
WHAT!?!!!!
Nothing, dw about it
the thing, like in the movies, bite down on a stick or something before doing ghetto medical procedure
Wdym? I can still see him?
Which doesn’t work for shit
NO ONE HEARS A WORD
what were you thinking
WHY DID I THIN
I prefer to be Genghis Khan just without the harem and army, but I share the hatred of the apocalyptic wasteland known as Russia
I SAY
What isn’t she thinking
Moving on

No!?
Yes moving on
are we thinking chat
Now, onto the Bohemians
Yes. How is everyone's day
biting is most often correlated to me
Do you have a pony then
We need to address that ray is a freaking GOONER 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️❗️❗️❗️❗️

Or goonette?
THIS IS NOT TRUE. NOT FACT CHE KED
I have a pitbull who goes by the name of princess
we do not need to address this
Good, I need to go to sleep I got work at 3 am 😭
sounds cool
Goonette, i like the term
spin the wheel
Fact wronged.
LIES YOU SPREAD LIES IN MY CULT 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
She has succeeded in running into a burning home to bite one more child
❌
Bruh my flight has been like super super delayed
Count your days westjet
Close enough, welcome back Genghis Jakka
I NO LIE
What time does the slop shop rotate?
AUUUUUGGGHH work soon and I have no data
I also do throat singing in a fight so that does track
about 10 AM Shark time i think
NO DATA NOOOOO
THAN HAVE YOU HAVE NO SHAME IN NOT PANICING!?
Thanks
Wat
mine silliness has to halt until 9 hours later. 
I don’t know
I MUST GO OUT GANG
BY THE GODS
To have shame is to show cowardice, and the Emperor doesn't condone cowardice

I refuse to behave
goodbye maam
Ok goodnight gooners and goonettes I’ll see u next time 🥰
but I will work
Come back alive lass
🔥
Which is why I happily display my cat
Who is actually a middle aged man I kidnapped
Jakka just admit you don’t have a husband
Will be hard to look for another Havoc member
Bye 
me
No havoc without me bitch
Not YET. I am still reaching your location
Already mine 4th
Yeah right
You said that 3 months ago
But I have the scent of Polyester cleaner, you will have no choice but to supply my new demands
I HAVE MADE NO SUCH DEAL TO SUCH DEMANDS!?
I require more ingredients for my next batch of stimms by tomorrow morning
It's sperm whale semen
You better take me out on a romantic dinner and movie if your gonna think like that >:[
It's necessary for defeating ths blight
FUCK
I promise
Because this lamb isn’t cheap
I'm a scientist
No
What’s wrong?
A well endowed scientist
Erp in gen chat
Calm down, or recieve head pats
Ummmm….no?
In the words of handsome jack, ah ah ah, language 🗣️
It's not erp, it's science
Are you William daFriend or William daFoe
Is holding hands erotic
Oh shit
Yes
I am William DaEnemy
I hate borderlands
and banned in three continents
But why
I HAVENT HELD ANYONES HANDS IN 10 YEARS
Put your hand on the screen bro
I am a shark, I eat people
(I am physically and mentally touch starved please send help ;~; )
I will not hesitate to devour another boat
I genuinely wanna find a group of people the play borderlands 1 with
A fatshark, perhaps?
Ill even buy them the game lol

First off, that racist. Second, I have been losing weight, give me a break
Why the 1st
Classics hold more value to me 
Not-fat shark then
Thank you
I promise to only eat one of your kidneys
It has stones in it though
I'm saving the other for future endeavors
I also want to find people to run a 50 wave gears of war 3 match with
Shark taste like piss
No need to dig for oil, you already struck gold
A shame, since they're quite nice if processed properly
That sounds like an undertaking
Ive done it hundreds of times, I need that itch scratched
It's true, a shame my neighbor didn't have much to go on
Getting an ass-beating from me?
Alright, prepare yourself.
As you wish
Now if you'll all excuse me, I need to prepare my cat for dinner
I'm curious to what a fermented shark meat would taste like though
It would taste fermented
Probably would be the single most disgusting thing known to man but i'd like to have a bite anyway
Add a sprinkle of black pepper and you're ballin
Real
Bear meat is horrible idk
Just put msg and it'll taste good
ooo thank you, but ive already have a group
Had some in Finland, wasn't anything special, yeah
Elk however
Anything is edible with enough msg
It's described as "a ellied cube of ammonia"
Bear meat is just the cheapest steak you can find thats overcooked and rubbery
Bland nasty garbage
A cube of ammonia
Sounds nasty
Human are weird
yall wanna know my top 5 songs of the year?
Uh, sure
Taylor swift!?
id rather eat glass
its all metal 
Love story>>>>
I like that one song called CPR
I recall the name but i forgot the song

Listen to it, its my favourite and was ever since I was little
Heh, after this blue stahli album
- "REPULSIVE IN ITS SPLENDID BEAUTY" 2. "Brick by Brick" 3. "Shame" 4. "Chopped in Half" 5. "Alimony"
Oh i thought there was Paramore somewhere in there for a moment
aye, chopped in half is sick
SO IS CASK
I should not be handling blades rn tbh
Then don't
dogs cant use blades silly
then dont
Samurai 
what's the worst that can happen 😏
Speaking of
Bumblebee. Play Linkin Park.
1st transformers was fire, then it starts to go downhill
The Last Knight was also fire
fuckass
Shia Labeouf said he's making a 'return'
Michael Bay is making another Transformer
well I stop watching them so I didn't see the Last Knight
YESSSSSSSSSSS
ong?
fire movie
It's uh
Just-do-it Laeouf is too old and grimpy to be doing another transformers
It's going to be a reboot
rebouf
Bumblebee. I must run fades with megatron then aurafarm.
HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US
god them were the days
that flag finding was gold content
rachet the best
i should really rewatch old Jobby the hog vids now
"War has changed... it's an endless series of proxy battles"
BEFORE TIME. THERE WAS THE CUBE.
gabe cube
Im calm
You doing alright pal?
mannnn how do get around this annoying 3013 server error bug
Yea
That’s the neat part, you don’t. 
pretty much reliably pops up after every match and stops me from doing another game unless I exit game and get back in
RIIPPPPPPP
Usual Fatshark shenanigans.
sigh
have to exit game every time to fix it
Maybe try verifying files?

yeah... most of the troubleshooting there is just 'make sure your internet works'
awww wellll
I mean does it
well, it's what I'm reading on the 3013 and other error page
check net, reboot router/PC etc etc
it might help just not being in Australia and just moving right next door to Fatshark
that's not really how their servers work
aye
I'm mostly saying Aus net is bad lol
(compared to the rest of the world)
as a country we all recently got upgraded to about 200-500mbps! best we've ever had!! hahaha
Cadia?
i think cadia is cute
Hopium soon
Hopium for hopium
I have been OD'ing on hopium and copium,what time does the cash shop update again?
My favourite band didn't release an album this year, but they did last year and will next
thursdays
every other week
thanks !

Its jover
hop on ium
bone for tuna

How's it going fellas
Has the shop reset hit yet?
only the 2nd tower
I was about to say something akin to that
are we there yet
In about 4 hours
ill be dead in 3 hours
This is the work of Heretics, I just know it


Mandated edict: a good cuddle :3
Mandated edict: sleep.
Goodnight block fodder <3
Top ten things that wont happen

My lower back feels like it’s slowly being ripped open from hooks being put in my bones
Mandated edict: Soup
I wana get up to get me Tylenol but I’m in too much pain to move
the space book says this is bad.
What'd you do?
Period cramps
It’s like my insides are slowly withering away
Can effect a few voicelines, right?
Ive never noticed it changing anything voice lines wise and I've made a lot of characters
Ohhh ok
do you guys put the fatshark player code or steam code?
It gives eye color on everyone else
fatshark code
👍
any other way to report people other then ingame?
I went with arbiter
thanks dawg 😘
Suffer not the heretic to Live
Heresy is but a contrivance, it is not native to the world. Truly all things can be conjoined.
i have 300 hours in this game why am i being forced to go through basic training on an already existing character
You shouldn't be
i just exited and came back
FOR CADIA
maybe it bugged out cause i just redownloaded the game
Likely
🗣️ FS unbind jump from dodge key as default setting and see atoma win rates increased by 132.7% 📈
GAME CHANGING
New relic sword cosmetic (potentially) today! Woot!
Skip prologue
If you started one by accident, you can press the escape menu where it will say "Skip prologue" too
We are so feasting of enforcer (which enforcer now? Idk)
deez enforcer
Been trying to get Auric Storm Survivor legit without quitting for like a week and the game just loaded me into a map, dropped me through the world for fucking instant death. Is this a serious dev team?


I have clips where I get sent flying through the map at 100mph
and then die
it is what it is
IM BACK HOME
i m back dogs
Only time will tell. It’ll be good, either way.
Doooooog
dooooooog
i was making inventory system in my game
hows your game dev
"I just spawned in. Yippee"
darktide 2 fpsrpg
Revenge of the jelly beans
I’m just excited total war is bringing 40k to console. It’s a dream come true.
Looking good dog
Well, to PS5 anyways.
rework arbites
nerf arbi
no more lasgun buff?
lasgun cool but not good
Buff Arbites. Is too weak.
Lasgun rework to be more lore friendly, the bolts are now piss yellow instead of red
buff dog bomb
Nerf hive scum. Too strong.
Thank god, the change DT needs
hive scum kinda glass cannon
I know. lol. We’ve all spent a fair amount of time watching at least one HS teammate run ahead and die.
Nerf arbi
nerf scum
piss yellow and its not a beam, but like star wars blaster projectile
Pew pew
its fun dog
How's it going fellas
im doing alright
going brainrot
It's already in DoW 4, coming soon to your local Warhammer game!
It’s all fun and games until you have to revive your HS teammate for the 20th time.
“…aaand they ran straight into the fire.”
good old las gun, i heard theyre not a playable faction (or yet)
You can see footage of NPC guard shooting the lasguns
Is your pfp shadowheart
yea
NGL, this game turned me on to the Imperial Guard.
guardsman cool
Their Lemun Russ is fantastic.
I just got to the part where her hair turns white
anyway new skin rotation yet?
Playing it for the first time with some friends
Today my buddy spent 6000 of my gold on statues of himself naked and hookers
it gives a good buff
Genestealers, when?
your buddy made a fine choice
Virgin boring lame enhanced super human vs chad normal human facing untold billions threat against humanity all across the galaxy on a daily basis
yeah dow1 introduce me to warhammer because space marines so cool, until i see the guardsman like wtf these guys got big balls
Honestly, yeah. That pretty much nails it.
act 3 shouldnt take too long to clear out
Yeah for him maybe
Rannick as a playable character when?
Not for me
The Emperor Protects.
We got the hooker money back at least
Btw, his voice actor is amazing.
mmm elven hookers
eleven of them
My buddy went to go have sex with them and they immediately attacked him when he opened the door
Seems legit.
So we beat the shit out of them and took my money back
hookers from commoragh?
Ha!
the finest elf ass in all of Baldur's Gate
Baldur's Gate pussy got me like "fuck this absolute fella might be onto something"
Baldur's gate mentioned🔥🔥🔥🔥what the fuck is a bad video game📣📣📣🗿🗿
I love baldurs gate sm, warlock my beloved
I may join an lfg chat cause I wanna play with real people eventually
Fuck it I'll reinstall bg3, I've been convinced
I love 3 hours of nothing burger of a meeting
But haven't you heard, bg3 used ai!?1!1!!1!!
We are all going to be dead in 100 years
I've been having fun with it
I've barely interacted with the companions tho
Cause I'm playing in a group of 3
So the only NPC in out party is shadowheart cause my friend wants to bang them
I was playing 2 runs, one with 3 companions and one with 3 teammates
But then I started beefing with them so it didnt last long into act 2
I went to talk to her at the grove party and he said "are you trying to steal my woman"
Which I was trying to do
Im so bisexuality for gale
Druids are dope thematically
The renewal of traditional values that form the backbone of this country's strength. A recent survey by a Washington-based researcher concluded that Americans are far more willing to engage in cannibalism than they have been in the last hundred years. America is a nation that will not easily tolerate abominations. Seven. And that's the essence of awakening. Twelve. Eighteen. We will stop Al-Qaeda. Here you go again. For the first time, we have risen and I see that we are consumed. I see circles that are not circles. Billions of dead souls under protection. The solvents have devoured the moral fabric of the country, turning hearts into filth. I come from a superhuman kingdom. What is the result of this? A fake smile that curses an entire nation. There is no hope. Further consensus proved that more than half of all Americans still hate it. Completely swallowed up by emptiness. Space. Sadness. Blackness. Darkness.
Type shit I guess
Bro what the fuck are you talking about
I went to the steel factories of Alaska, to the cornfields of Nebraska. I saw the burning of Google's abandoned offices, their windows boarded up and occupied by intruders. From coast to coast, I walked aimlessly on roads that made my mouth water. The decaying body of false morality is poisoning our children. I stood on the peak of this greedy world, overflowing with the vast hands of helplessness. I looked into our beautiful, bigoted pit, and do you know what I saw? Hell. But truly now, we are living in a lucky time. This is a lucky time. Time is on our side. One stitch in nine saves time. Here are your truths, and here are my truths. The known knowns, the known unknowns, and the unknown exist. Some are currently among the audience.
Politics interrupting my thirsting over npcs🙄🙄
here he goes again
Society.
<@&735928989146939404> he is back
Gale>>>>>
@misty trench he's back
It's some lame ass SCP shit
Uh oh, society
I pwrsonally don't see the asterion appeal
As a bi person
I think he's way too hyped up
Wtf😂😂😂😂😂
i have Ronald Reagan yes you
Look up SCP-1981
That's what it's from
I just copy pasted it into google after the 2nd message
Tbh the only character I don't understand simping for is Wyll but that's mainly cause he got entirely bastardized
Look up SCP-1981
That's what it's from
I just copy pasted it into google after the 2nd message
What a goofball
Wait a minute
hmm what armor sets do er gonna get today
I only just started act 3
How so
So don't spoil anything for me
Fs
Close your eyes then mf idk
it’s a pretty good SCP. However my favorite SCP is the mp5k SCP
with || at the beginning and end
I like organic weaponry part of it
||test||
That and also the scp in question talks to you even while you shoot at targets
He was interesting in the beta, made vanilla and boring after dumbass fans complained.
What was more interesting about him in the beta
||dude has almost no personality outside Good Person™ and I kinda hate that he has no strong opinions on his own life. You talk him out of his contract and save his father and he lacks initiative all around. Pisses me off. Also suffers from late stage rewrites(iirc also why karlach is lackluster||
I never used wyll tbh. I wanted to play warlock so I just kindof left him chilling at camp
The most dull character in the game with no agency.
Looks at morningstar from borderlands 2
No but the mp5k is cooler
He was a liar and a conman.
I feel like karlach is just ok. My favorite companions are minthy, gale, and baezel
And a bloodthirsty one at that.
Because it’s a actual. Living breathing weapon with a brain and personality.
You Lost The Game.
What was his deal
Baezel and Minthara gang
Lae, Shart, Astarion normally tbh. I like Minty Fresh but I hate playing evil routes tbh, they feel like an afterthought. Gale is a cool dude too.
Minthara too evil for my pure heart
I loved minthara's voice acting, how raspy and posh she sounfs
Minthara is the funniest woman i know.
I've been doing an evil playthrough and I feel bad about it
the evil playthrough also screws you out of so much loot and story
Not surprising
I don’t. If they don’t worship my wool than they will get the steel
I did evil my first and still liked it a lot
How evil
i wrote an scp once but never fully finished or submitted it. i still have most of the page sitting in an old scp wiki sandbox account lol. it was an atm that could dispense any amount of cash that was requested but it would demand 'compensation' of 'equal value'. low sums of money could be acquired by performing simple tasks for the machine like reciting the alphabet backwards or singing a choir piece. larger sums of money required the user to part ways with their wedding ring or in extreme cases surrender their organs. failure to comply would cause the machine to forcefully 'repossess' its collateral
I burned a village:]
I'm doing evil whenever the option is present more or less
Bg3 evil is stupid evil.
Willingly :]
Dark urge murder addict
It's almost never to your benefit.
same deal with Rogue Trader, heretical run is chaotic stupid
Pun intended?
I like when evil runs reward you with more power in exchange for being an asshole tbh, like Kotor.
Infamous
Something that's actually tempting.
I'd say heretical does that
I was considering doing a chaos run for my second playthrough
Another game that Sony should put on PC.
I didnt think it was too stupid. Probably cause I was doing a drinking game(shot everytime you fail a roll or go down
But heretical absolutely blows narratively
Fail a roll is crazy
Its really strong
why these guys spoiler tagging kinky stuff
But the heretical story is terrible
Heretical stinky
thats what Im saying...
And you don't even really have to do an evil run to get her.
Yeah, too bad they bent over and allowed her for everyone.
I thought the point of an evil run was to march North and take Icewind Dale and Waterdeep just to spite Gale
It's an evil run man
I guess you still miss the sfm porn scene if you don't slaughter the refugees.
Gale didn't make it outta the portal

Maybe his hand shouldn't be lookin so scrumptious idk
Did your ass really just bite the hand that feeds
Feeds me what
Idk
Exactly
DN
Still believe that pinacle Larian is walking up to a boss fight with only barrels and crates
Sadly we don't have deathfog in bg3 like we did in Divinity 2
Sup
soup /b/
whats dn 
Im so straight for minthara
she's lovely tbh
what time does the shop typically reset
¯_(ツ)_/¯
I only care this time cause I want to see if Scum gets another page of cosmetics and arb doesn't
10-12 am Fatshark Time
wait when is the next reset? Is it today?
Yes
It is currently thursday

Thank god
come back next year
I've been holding on my aquilas for some shmexy cosmetics
Fingers crossed
I want the commissar's Bistol.
FS plz.
Is there a list of all the slop shop stuff
Should be on the wiki
Thanks
Might run a hill dwarf my next bg3 run
Licht is an old man
No dwarf companion is truly an insult
80 years old...
Not old, inherited grey hair gene from me dad
early 30th birthday present
Inherited his age from his dad 🥀
This is an awful layout but ig it works
Silver fox by 35 let's gooo
some people got like streak of white hair on the side i think thats fucking cool
The sisterhood is calling your name bro
I can't stop thinking about sisters of battle
Same tbh
My dad has that
I get it from stress.
poggers
I hope I have a silver fox age. If I lose my looks I won't have anything
What one

It's over
I'm thinking about sisters of battle cause I have a box of them on the way
Not sure how I wanna paint them yet
There are not many IAG skins huh

Funny enough one of my friend is a Physicist and her hair is still grey free
Petyr Baelish my beloved
What's the better combat knife, catachan mark 3 or 6?
I like mk6
Maybe they love their job. No stress if you do, right?
While red and black is always a classic and great, white and black hospitaler-like coloring can go hard
Hmm, yes. But that doesn't exclude you from getting stress if the task is demanding enough
Just be careful with shading on white it can be iffy
I'm sure nid painters know what I'm talking about 
dry brush works wonders
Sometimes, life is pain, and then, you kill 6 people in 10 seconds with an ice pick on battlefield 6
And then things arent so bad
True, but some just enjoy it.
😈
😼

Archfey warlock is the coolest subclass, fight me
upgrade at hadrons or use ur melk bucks to buy one
Oath of the Ancients pally
Hadrons ?
Go to mommy hadron and have her bless your gear
Impatient robot woman. You'll find her with a servitor to your far right.
pardon
not a robot
heavily augmented human
Melk is in game currency ?
I like oathbreaker more tbh. Free spirit shit
Noob today noob
oh.

What lvl are you?
Melk dollars
I'm Melking it
Archfey ranger
Melk coin
5
Multiclass?
Ah right… just play for a bit
Feywalker was the old name
WotC too busy making ranger stinkier sadly
do we know when the shop will reset?
In like 2 hrs
damn when im gone gotta wait till like 7 to see it






