general-chat

[rancid shore]

Hive scum are religious 📝

[acoustic pebble]

They are. They even have Emperor and saint Messelina tattoos

Like irl cartels which is pretty neat

[somber stream]

Hmmmm, mine never said 'For the Emperor'

[acoustic pebble]

They're athiests

Confused yet? Just wait

[rancid shore]

Something ain't right then

[rancid shore]

Uh oh

[somber stream]

Emperor, not God-Emperor

[acoustic pebble]

The Anarchist does promote an idea of a government, but just doesn't want it to be boring

[rancid shore]

Kekw

[acoustic pebble]

In their words, the like ones that "Fight back"

[rancid shore]

Interesting

However

[acoustic pebble]

Outlaws just want an Atoma free of imperial rule

And Bounty Hunters? They just love money

[rancid shore]

Mr Krabs?

[acoustic pebble]

Basically

Except they're somehow cheaper than he is

[inland mantle]

Impressive

[rancid shore]

Very

[acoustic pebble]

Mr Krabs will give you a cheap gift
Bounty Hunter will say they have a gift and ghost you forever

[drowsy prawn]

what is this heresy

[hollow karma]

Based mayhaps

[acoustic pebble]

The best kind

[drowsy prawn]

guards, this man right here

[marsh iris]

genestealers might be one of the outlaws

[acoustic pebble]

A Necromundan ganger once got caught by Dark Eldar. After three weeks of torture, the Dark Eldar died due to lack of reaction

The Ganger then died of boredom

Dark Eldar even went to raid Necromunda and left disgusted by it's culture

I THINK the Orlocks took one of their ships

[rancid shore]

HAHAH

Sounds like some Chuck Norris type shi-

[hushed cipher]

[acoustic pebble]

Plot twist? That's actually canon

[somber stream]

Save some for me

[rancid shore]

Already had my dose today

[rancid shore]

Wait...you aren't just exaggerating??

[acoustic pebble]

I'm not

[rancid shore]

I fucking love 40k

It's so serious sometimes it's silly

[drowsy prawn]

must be the stims 😏

[acoustic pebble]

I DID lie about the ganger dying. The Dark Eldar returned the ganger and told the gang to "Keep him away from us"

[drowsy prawn]

share the good stuff

[hushed cipher]

Mine

[acoustic pebble]

Bold of you to assume they'll share

[hushed cipher]

Need that shit morning and night

[rancid shore]

Damn?

[somber stream]

But sharing is caring :c

[hollow karma]

I pop 2 stimms before I pop 2 stimms and then I pop 2 more

[inland mantle]

Too bad

[acoustic pebble]

A genestealer cult tried to infiltrate Necromunda tho, but it got so lost and cut off that they're just now aimlessly wandering the underhive wondering where tf they are

[rancid shore]

Why 2

[marsh iris]

this dumb fuck juice fucks

[little marten]

Wood

[hollow karma]

2 hands only 😞

[rancid shore]

Gotcha gotcha

[hushed cipher]

J DINT CARE ❗️❗️❗️

[acoustic pebble]

Most sober Ganger be like

[rancid shore]

Well have a buddy give you two more

[cinder comet]

At this point I fire up darktide in the morning so GPU can heat up my room

[little marten]

Based

[hushed cipher]

Dumb fuck fucks

[marsh iris]

goes hard

[acoustic pebble]

Fem Anarchist agrees
She's fucking the Ogryns again

[somber stream]

How many litre of booze have you consumed thus far

[little marten]

Too many but had early night last night to continue tonight

[acoustic pebble]

Fem Anarchist: "Plague Ogryn?! I can take em..."

Prof Vet: "In a fight right?"

Fem Anarchist: "..."

Prof Vet: "RIGHT?!"

[somber stream]

It's Christmas, go nuts

[acoustic pebble]

It's July

[hollow karma]

Ha, nuts

[somber stream]

Just don't strip and kiss your sister or something

[little marten]

Big drama last night some old guy filming kids lmao all the mums swarming him they had to get security

[acoustic pebble]

Don't tell me what to do

[rancid shore]

What's your proof

Or where is it? Idfk

[cinder comet]

jul i juli 😌

[rancid shore]

English hard

[inland mantle]

Yesnt

[acoustic pebble]

My character is a Fem Anarchist. I had her do it

Now she's trying to find more

[rancid shore]

h u h ?

[hushed cipher]

Huh

[inland mantle]

Huh

[hollow karma]

Hey how’s it going 😏

[rancid shore]

Men are weird

I know, I'm one of em

[hushed cipher]

Men...

[acoustic pebble]

We don't know what we did

[somber stream]

So was the guy filming the kids or some bird which happened to be nearby

[acoustic pebble]

I lied, I'm male Bounty Hunter

[rancid shore]

Sussy baka

[hollow karma]

Even better 😈

[acoustic pebble]

$20 is $20 afterall

[somber stream]

Also about the strip and kiss your sister bit, happened to a guy i know. Christmas got awkward after that. Wouldn't reccomend.

[hushed cipher]

Still got socks on?

[acoustic pebble]

Wtf are socks?

[hushed cipher]

Oh god

[rancid shore]

Excuse me?

[hushed cipher]

Cooked.

[hollow karma]

I’m ogryn, only have rocks and rashuns

[acoustic pebble]

I have 90 blisters on my feet

[inland mantle]

Skill issue

[rancid shore]

That was not a mental image I needed

[acoustic pebble]

Nah, I did bare foot tap dancing on Hadron

[somber stream]

In his defence, it was in one of those drinking game

Still, don't give in to peer pressure

[rancid shore]

As long as both hated it

[somber stream]

I won't go into details

[rancid shore]

Better not yeah

[hushed cipher]

I like how every other thing you say is just insanely weird. It reminds me of those evil reddit stories, that go like

I went to the store today

Until I realise it was evil store

[acoustic pebble]

Fem Anarchist: "I want a divorce!"

Male Anarchist: "Divorce me all you want! But the fact always remains that you're still my sister!"

[hollow karma]

I love those

[arctic shoal]

Mordhau does that to you

[hushed cipher]

It's making me laugh

[acoustic pebble]

That's the real trenches right there

[tender horizon]

Mordhau still got my favorite melee system I've ever used tbh

[acoustic pebble]

Fun fact: a Bounty Hunter hive scum once took an Arbitrators dog for a walk.

[hushed cipher]

I've never playedi t

[acoustic pebble]

Good combat. Ded game

[elder merlin]

[acoustic pebble]

Patchies took too long

[tender horizon]

Yeah

Shame, it is.

[acoustic pebble]

Mordhau gave me the gutted chicken used as a melee weapon that I could use against the police mentality that I now find in the Hive Scum

[marsh iris]

darktide? whats dat?

[acoustic pebble]

A tide

That's dark

[inland mantle]

A tide that's dark

[acoustic pebble]

Jinx

[somber stream]

Now kiss

[rancid shore]

Tides of dark of darks of tides

[acoustic pebble]

You owe me a kiss on the lips

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/brain-same-wavelength-twins-thinking-cosmic-energy-gif-15106217

[rancid shore]

kekw

[acoustic pebble]

Jinx

[hushed cipher]

I think

[acoustic pebble]

Send armpit pics

[somber stream]

NO

[rancid shore]

BWHAHAHAAH

[acoustic pebble]

I am in your minds now

[hushed cipher]

I think I should see someone about my wrist

[somber stream]

GET THE FUCK OUT

[hushed cipher]

[acoustic pebble]

The Vietnam Forest that is my armpits shall be tainted in your memory

[somber stream]

What happened?

[acoustic pebble]

I even got the rat tunnels

I am the sixth chaos god

[arctic shoal]

🦶

[rancid shore]

Who's the 5th?

[hushed cipher]

My left wrist has been hurting for awhile now, not so much while using keyboards but when moving it in general or picking stuff up, it's been hurting. Like i've twisted it wrong or something. Could be the way I play games but, I doubt it? Maybe I'm sleeping with it angled funny

[acoustic pebble]

I'm a bad bitch. Can't kill me

[marsh iris]

[rancid shore]

No

[acoustic pebble]

Yes

[inland mantle]

Me when I lie

[acoustic pebble]

More

[acoustic pebble]

Also me but I just lie more

[inland mantle]

[acoustic pebble]

Also that gnome guy asked those questions and I just gave him facts that aren't true

[halcyon glen]

Touch, I remember touch

[acoustic pebble]

I know somewhere you can touch

[hushed cipher]

excuse me

[acoustic pebble]

My cankle

[hushed cipher]

put that away

[somber stream]

Do you happen to lay in your bed with the phone face toward the ceiling and scroll instagram for hours before getting tired and pass out?

[hushed cipher]

No, usually i have it in my face

[acoustic pebble]

Scrolling through Instagram can make one pass away

[hushed cipher]

Wait you may be onto something

[marsh iris]

[acoustic pebble]

That's how my roommate died

[hushed cipher]

I need my daily dose before bed mate

[somber stream]

Well, stop that

[inland mantle]

True so does drinking water

[hushed cipher]

Daily dose of brainrot reels

[hushed cipher]

:C

Must i

[acoustic pebble]

He used Instagram so much that I shot him with a 12g

[marsh iris]

i prefer the redditrot

[acoustic pebble]

Reddit brainrot is just cinema

[hushed cipher]

I dont like reddit, never used it
Instagram tops

[somber stream]

Or alternatively, you can lay side way holding the phone with your right hand and scroll with your left instead

[hushed cipher]

Good idea, maybe I'll try it

[somber stream]

Wait did i just encourage a youth to further brainrot themself

[hushed cipher]

A YOUTH

[inland mantle]

Yes

[hushed cipher]

AM NOT THAT TOUNG

[inland mantle]

Toung

[acoustic pebble]

Good job grandpa

Toung

Gimme some

[somber stream]

Alternatively: You can try reading a book 1 hour before bed time

With proper lighting

[acoustic pebble]

Jinx

[acoustic pebble]

You owe me bathwater

[marsh iris]

toungin it

[obtuse oak]

Actually yes. It's very bad sleep hygiene to use your phone immediately before bedtime or in your bed at all

[inland mantle]

Wha

[marsh iris]

oh shit

[acoustic pebble]

Ah shit it's Hank

[hushed cipher]

I know but :C brainrot

[hushed cipher]

I should get back into reading, I have a few books I have yet to start

[acoustic pebble]

Read gotrek and felix

Fun books

[obtuse oak]

Yes reading before bedtime is much better

[acoustic pebble]

Great books

[rancid shore]

Whacha reading

[hushed cipher]

The last one i read was a triangle romance involving music, i recommend. Cried a bit

[somber stream]

oooo

[obtuse oak]

Assuming you have a non-blue light display to read them on if they're digital

[hushed cipher]

I need to get a lamp or something, i dont have either

[obtuse oak]

Me? Nothing, I just lay down in my bed and fall asleep immediately.

[hushed cipher]

I dont like digital books

[rancid shore]

Ah darn

[hushed cipher]

Only in my teens;;;;

[somber stream]

I recommend getting a kindle, physical book is nice and all but it's a bitch to move around and preserve

[hushed cipher]

Hm

[rancid shore]

I only read mangas...I'm as much of a weeb as they come

[somber stream]

I sleep after 30 seconds of laying down

[hushed cipher]

I have a few HH books I need to finish, ackshually

[hushed cipher]

How do you do it

[marsh iris]

i should read The Alchemist again

[somber stream]

So i lay down right? Then i close mine eyes

[obtuse oak]

My bedtime routine is that I turn my pc off and then spend some time cleaning up the kitchen, walking the dog one last time, and brushing my teeth etc. Then it'll be about 30 minutes since I've last looked at a screen by the time I climb into bed, and I just lie down to sleep right away, only put my phone in the charger, don't use it, and I'm asleep within 10 minutes.

[hushed cipher]

REALLY.

[somber stream]

The secret

[hushed cipher]

I should try that

[somber stream]

Is no screen time. 1 hour prior to bedtime

[hushed cipher]

Thank you

[hushed cipher]

Kind of impossible for me, timezone. Havoc

[median spruce]

I too have a 7 minute laydown to slleep timer, bless it

[marsh iris]

delete havoc

[somber stream]

Sacrifices must be made

[hushed cipher]

No

Havoc 40 soon.

[inland mantle]

Havoc 50 when

[somber stream]

Improving your health in general: ❌
HAVOC 40: ✅

[hushed cipher]

This wont help my case but i will also be having iced coffee later

[marsh iris]

very sound advice

[inland mantle]

It's what the Big E would want

[hushed cipher]

It's okay I'm young, i can do it

[acoustic pebble]

Just found out that two of the Hive Scums gang leaders are women

[hushed cipher]

No problemo

[acoustic pebble]

And banging

[inland mantle]

[hushed cipher]

?!

[marsh iris]

no coffee after 3pm for me, something to force me to sleep by 12

[acoustic pebble]

The Tread Lightlies have Lady Steel

Guess who the second one is

[hushed cipher]

I'll drink it earlier actually, I don't wanna be up all night. I am going outside and touching grass tomorrow

[marsh iris]

hadron's hot twin

[inland mantle]

Lies

[acoustic pebble]

Nah, she's just sentient metal

Still would tho

[marsh iris]

part men of iron?

[acoustic pebble]

Sadly no

But thankfully also no

[marsh iris]

like that thing in blackstone fortress boardgame

[acoustic pebble]

The Host is the second female

[hushed cipher]

Truths

[acoustic pebble]

Who enjoys that Lady Steel is her "frequent visitor"

[acoustic pebble]

Just imagine, reject, what those bed sheets must smell like

[marsh iris]

fr feeling sapped today

[acoustic pebble]

I shall sap you some more

[hushed cipher]

Am also sapped today. Because leaking

[acoustic pebble]

You'll be next

[acoustic pebble]

You're fourth

[hushed cipher]

I am scared

[marsh iris]

noo dont sap the leak

[inland mantle]

Bet

[somber stream]

Chat

[inland mantle]

No

[somber stream]

What's 'sap'

[acoustic pebble]

That's why you go

twice

[marsh iris]

[acoustic pebble]

You'll find out when I close in on your destination

[hushed cipher]

Tree blood

[hushed cipher]

Why not three times?

Fuck it

[acoustic pebble]

It's not blood

[somber stream]

I understand it's a thing coming from tree bu- oooooooh okay

[inland mantle]

🤨

[acoustic pebble]

Don't be such a hogger

[hushed cipher]

My bad

We share around here

[acoustic pebble]

Although I do commend your spirit

But your flesh will soon be tested

[obtuse oak]

How young is young

Are you a youth or not

[hushed cipher]

20

[acoustic pebble]

Youngling

[somber stream]

Literally a baby

[hushed cipher]

Ihy

[acoustic pebble]

Get baby reacted

[hushed cipher]

STO

[marsh iris]

gooo goo gaa gaa ahh reject

[obtuse oak]

Def a youth

[acoustic pebble]

Hits you with the pacifier stimm

[jaunty path]

Hank is like 45 don mind him

[hushed cipher]

You're getting poxbursted pal

[inland mantle]

Say less

[acoustic pebble]

You're getting normal bursted

[rancid shore]

Is 22 y/o young?

[acoustic pebble]

Yes. Fetus

[hushed cipher]

It's okay I bet they're all going through a midlife crisis

[jaunty path]

22 is ancient

[rancid shore]

Damn

[rancid shore]

How?

[acoustic pebble]

Wait, how old are you?

[inland mantle]

Shhh 2005 loser

[acoustic pebble]

Fucking 21?

[jaunty path]

🗿

[marsh iris]

21

[jaunty path]

granny

im gonna be 21 next year

help

[hushed cipher]

Sames

[jaunty path]

4 months

[inland mantle]

L

[hushed cipher]

6 months..

[jaunty path]

im gonna be so old

[acoustic pebble]

You don't get baby reacted. Get fish reacted

[jaunty path]

does this mean i can retire

[acoustic pebble]

Are you dead yet?

[inland mantle]

Nothing to retire from

[jaunty path]

yea

[acoustic pebble]

Then

NO

[inland mantle]

Damn

[jaunty path]

i do a load of work

[somber stream]

1 and a half year left till 30 🚬

[inland mantle]

Like

[hushed cipher]

Great age

[acoustic pebble]

Currently 29. Respect your elders

[jaunty path]

[somber stream]

Boomer haha

[acoustic pebble]

That's Unc, for you

[jaunty path]

wow...

boomer?

in 2025?

[inland mantle]

Yea

[jaunty path]

woaw..

licht i think u need to binge more tiktok..

[acoustic pebble]

Don't make me run your fetus ass over with my mobility scooter

[storm ember]

I swear to god man this game NEEDS a style meter mod

[acoustic pebble]

Use dual stubs and style on the heretics

[somber stream]

I dont do tiktok

[storm ember]

that's not the same and you know it you karker

[hushed cipher]

instagram

reels

[acoustic pebble]

Yes it is, you phlem speaking muckbanger

[fiery wave]

So... where respect?

[inland mantle]

Someone needs to overhead this hound mid air with a charged thammer and it's gonna be me

[pale shoal]

I didn't realise this is a room full of GEEZERS

[inland mantle]

Sending it to the next hive city over

[acoustic pebble]

If I get any from this chat, I'll run you over with my walker

I do NOT need pity

[marsh iris]

im gonna geez

[inland mantle]

Go on

[fiery wave]

More, you should be respecting me then.

[jaunty path]

Honestly? This would get the game more attention. but it should be flat wide at the very top as not to block the screen.

[acoustic pebble]

No

[jaunty path]

A style meter? you WILL get more ADHDers

or some other neurodivergence.

[inland mantle]

Just throw in subway surfers ez

[somber stream]

I get 2nd hand reels from my siblings

[hushed cipher]

memememememme

[hushed cipher]

You're going to get more from me

[acoustic pebble]

Playing a horde shooter only amplifies your ADHD

[inland mantle]

adhf

[hushed cipher]

Decaying as we speak. So sadge

[acoustic pebble]

Fuck shut the up

[marsh iris]

my niece and nephews act out the brainrots is enough youth entertainment

[somber stream]

400+ messages, holy fuck

[hushed cipher]

Oh god im not that bad

[jaunty path]

Why does everyone use instagram

[acoustic pebble]

400+ messages and not ONE armpit pic

[inland mantle]

Yes

[acoustic pebble]

I'm disappointed in you all

[jaunty path]

Society.

[hushed cipher]

skibidi toilet rizzler ohio sigma 6 7

[inland mantle]

Death

[acoustic pebble]

Can't have shit in Tertium

[jaunty path]

Dude

imagine

[inland mantle]

No

[jaunty path]

a SAW movie sometime next year

fucking

[pale shoal]

Now you know how I feel asking for pregnant ogryn

[jaunty path]

imagine

[inland mantle]

Hell no

[jaunty path]

YES

[hushed cipher]

We dont need no more SAW

[acoustic pebble]

Tf I going to watch a saw for?

[jaunty path]

If its not full to the brim with brainrot

I'm gonna be ANGRY

[somber stream]

I designed a poster for Saw 13

[tender horizon]

Saw X was legit really good

[jaunty path]

Im gonna buy 6 popcorn buckets and dump them all on the floor

[hushed cipher]

Oh??

[jaunty path]

THEATER EMPLOYEES HATE ME

[inland mantle]

Damn

[hushed cipher]

I haven't seen the latest

[inland mantle]

As someone who worked at one in the past I hope you step on a lego

[pale shoal]

Steam sale tomorrow

[hushed cipher]

Don't got people to go with

[acoustic pebble]

I tried to say a funny saw trap and Discord said no

Literal 1984

[inland mantle]

Nice

[jaunty path]

trap

funny saw trap

reverse bear trap

[inland mantle]

trap saw funny

[marsh iris]

you guys still go to the movies?!

[jaunty path]

merrygoshotgun

[acoustic pebble]

Something something poison in blood
Something something autofelatio

[hushed cipher]

Sometimes it's worth it

[fiery wave]

400?

[jaunty path]

Haven't heard of any movies worth seeing in theater.

[acoustic pebble]

No. I love my money

[marsh iris]

actually insane activity

[hushed cipher]

Discounts help a lot

[somber stream]

400 unread message

[pale shoal]

Saw but freaky

[somber stream]

They asked if i've seen those

[inland mantle]

Say less

[somber stream]

I said 'yeeee i love the cat ones so funny lol'

[acoustic pebble]

Although I do go to the movies to perform an Abraham Lincoln on the poor soul that sits in front of me

[fiery wave]

Oh. You just right click and...

[pale shoal]

No one is praising the emperor today on darktide, dead game

[inland mantle]

Damn

[acoustic pebble]

We praise Saint Messelina in here

Get outta here with your smelly skelly on life support

[marsh iris]

polite dismissal i like

[somber stream]

I do watch some of those

But i'm not about to watch all 400 of them

[hushed cipher]

I need someone to send my brainrot reels to

[inland mantle]

No

[jaunty path]

go ahead

[marsh iris]

not enough huh

[pale shoal]

I don't think I will

[acoustic pebble]

I'm about to pull an OG move and watch a marathon of the three stooges

[hushed cipher]

You're gettign more warhammer white girl music right neow

[acoustic pebble]

Those actors deserve some LOVE dammit

[inland mantle]

neow

[acoustic pebble]

Now, I need recommendations for Hive Scum Playlist. What are your recommendations?

[hushed cipher]

uhm

[inland mantle]

Music ez

[hushed cipher]

I think a song or two

[acoustic pebble]

I will scooter your ankles

[marsh iris]

chillhop lofi scum playlist

[hushed cipher]

No

Hard rock metal

[inland mantle]

Yes

[hushed cipher]

Hurting the ears

[gilded socket]

Woof

[acoustic pebble]

If my ears bleed, then I will be happy

I want my Playlist to make me deaf

[hushed cipher]

Metal enjoyer too?

[acoustic pebble]

Why do you think I joined the Tread Lightlies?

Aside from my love of guns

But yes

I am a Metal enjoyer

[rancid shore]

Guys

[acoustic pebble]

Guts

[rancid shore]

What language would you like to learn

Bruh, my fingers suck

[acoustic pebble]

British

[inland mantle]

Get new fingers

[hushed cipher]

I admire you

[acoustic pebble]

I admire me too

[hushed cipher]

[gilded socket]

Huh

[rancid shore]

Doggirl makes him act up I suppose

[gilded socket]

Hmmm

[rancid shore]

So does he

[inland mantle]

I have plans that I cant not share

[acoustic pebble]

I will do to her like I do to my dogs and deliver the head pats

[rancid shore]

She's taken far as I know

[acoustic pebble]

My dogs get more pats tho

My princesses

[rancid shore]

Uh oh

[rancid shore]

Sussy baka

[somber stream]

On her way to the other side of the galaxy to bite a 12yo

[rancid shore]

That does look like a badass cyber mastiff wtf

[marsh iris]

cyber mad stiff

[inland mantle]

Ong?

[marsh iris]

ong frfr

[inland mantle]

[acoustic pebble]

I want to feed a cyber mastiff my stimms just for the vine

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/indigoingot-drool-dog-doberman-spit-gif-2880600060042519686

[hushed cipher]

Love dawgs

[crude slate]

Cyber mastiff

[acoustic pebble]

His name shall be sunshine

[crude slate]

Cyber punk?

[hushed cipher]

There needs to be a gif sticker of the cyber mastiff jumping off ledges, they do that so often and every time it makes me laugh

[rancid shore]

RAAAAH

[inland mantle]

It's home planet called it must go

[rancid shore]

Work sucks

[inland mantle]

True

[marsh iris]

slavin it

[fiery wave]

Could enjoy metal without.

[acoustic pebble]

Lady Steel demands it

[somber stream]

Crunching it, fuck last minute tasks

[acoustic pebble]

I love that filthy bitch

[marsh iris]

iron warrior vibes fr

[acoustic pebble]

Dantioch is goated

[rancid shore]

Money needed

Work sucks

[acoustic pebble]

Stimms feeded

[rancid shore]

why can I not just scream for khorne

[acoustic pebble]

Just do it anyway

Kill any who complains

THE BLOOD MUST FLOW

[wide breach]

lmao did yall see vt's gift of the wolf father today

[rancid shore]

What

[wide breach]

its just a shark head labelled obese megalodon

[rancid shore]

What x 2

[wide breach]

vt is fatshark's other game? vermintide?

[rancid shore]

Ohhhhh

[wide breach]

they have a christmas event called gift of the wolf father

[rancid shore]

I did not know it by the name "VT"

[acoustic pebble]

Oi, I'm losing weight

[acoustic pebble]

Ye

[gilded socket]

I am chronically single

[rancid shore]

Rather I was not making the correct assoossiation

[rancid shore]

Huh?

[wide breach]

fight them not me lol

[rancid shore]

Thought you said you were taken, my bad homie

[acoustic pebble]

Imma fight everyone

These hands and this gun I found is rated E for everyone

[wide breach]

shrimply stay on land

[fiery wave]

Wait, they shoved you even more?

[acoustic pebble]

I'm already on land

[gilded socket]

Sleepy

[acoustic pebble]

Sleep

[somber stream]

Eh, just for today

[acoustic pebble]

Understood. Bombing your work place

Don't worry I'll wait til you leave

[rancid shore]

Sleep lmao

[marsh iris]

it just works

[gilded socket]

No

[somber stream]

But... i work from home

[acoustic pebble]

Fine. Just a mild flamethrower attack

[marsh iris]

bro want to be included in the explosion 😭

[rain idol]

It’s like breakfast in bed….. if the breakfast is an active fire bomb

[hushed cipher]

Oh my

[somber stream]

Please don't bomb my home, thank you very much

[marsh iris]

my hero

[hushed cipher]

Bomb my home instead

[hushed cipher]

You're my hero, sir Garut

[marsh iris]

we hero'd one another

[acoustic pebble]

Fine. I'll just set up 50 pink flamingos on your lawn

I'm still gonna be in your head tho

[somber stream]

This is an acceptable alternative

[hushed cipher]

Heroing it together

[jaunty path]

Would you happen to be an australian youtuber

[gilded socket]

Gay

[jaunty path]

gey

[marsh iris]

50 flamingoes but one them is a skinwalker

[somber stream]

Very unlikely

[jaunty path]

Are you sure

did you check

[somber stream]

It's not scorching hot outside rn so yeah, pretty sure

[jaunty path]

Did you check...

[hushed cipher]

It's been aight today

[jaunty path]

ur mom has been aight today

[hushed cipher]

She has been

!!!!

[rancid shore]

Yuh

[gilded socket]

Ghay

[shy cave]

so, what is a warp attack

[jaunty path]

magic

[shy cave]

peril is mana?

[amber delta]

yes, if mana made you explode if you get too high

[shy cave]

what about soulblaze?

[wooden creek]

Soulblaze, staff attacks, force sword special attacks, blitzes

[amber delta]

soulblaze is magic fire

[marsh iris]

warp attack, staff weapons, psyker blitzes

[pale shoal]

Damn idk what the feeling is but I had a game where my team pretty much followed me everywhere even when I backtracked to get some plasteel or an idol made me feel special

[rancid shore]

Bro bro dude bro

I just noticed

[hushed cipher]

Psyker

[marsh iris]

you are a natural born leader, you can become a cult leader if put enough effort

[zealous viper]

cults mentioned

genestealer cults..

[buoyant nexus]

npc just whipped out "the emperor may be protecting you but thats no excuse for shoddy maintenance" did toughness just get canonized

[amber delta]

Joe Rogan is a GSC Magus

[shy cave]

-80% passive quelling? whats this

[marsh iris]

how fast your peril 🥀

[shy cave]

quelling peril?

[amber delta]

if you don't generate Peril it starts going down slowly on its own

[wooden creek]

The passive quelling, not the active

[amber delta]

this makes it go down slower

[marsh iris]

yeah wihtout using the manual quell, like passive when you are not doing anything

[shy cave]

so its not good for lighning blitz ? cuz it goes down slower?

[marsh iris]

Invisigma Gurl

[shy cave]

i mean it makes it harder for me to spam blitz?

[wooden creek]

Well, that depends on how often you rely on passive quelling

[woven garden]

Why isn't there a +10% Damage (Bruisers, Shooters/Stalkers) refinement?
They don't count as groaners do they?

[wooden creek]

Flak Armor will count for most of those

[marsh iris]

i dont want my peril to disappear, im always edgin it red!

[shy cave]

okay maybe this is the right question, it makes my Mana a.k.a Peril harder to Quell/Decrease/Goes down?

[shy cave]

oo, why?

so Quell Speed is how fast it goes down?

[wooden creek]

Only the passive quelling, your active quelling (done by holding your reload button when using anything that builds peril, usually) is unchanged

[somber stream]

I too, like to edge it

[jaunty path]

Lets kill licht

[marsh iris]

edge together strong 🐒

[woven garden]

Only the scabbies, dregs have both unarmoured

[shy cave]

ok got it

[marsh iris]

some talent gives bonus damage the higher the peril

[shy cave]

ok got it

[hushed cipher]

Planning on it

[somber stream]

You need me

[hushed cipher]

YOU need me actually

[marsh iris]

nah you guys need me

[somber stream]

☭ Actually, WE need each other ☭

[shy cave]

theres a passive that use my peril?

[somber stream]

Yesn't, your damage increase the higher your peril is

[wooden creek]

There are talents that get stronger the higher your peril is, yes

[marsh iris]

OUR need

[wooden creek]

One talent for damage reduction, one for higher base damage overall, one that gives a rending boost above 70% peril or so

[jaunty path]

if I was in charge I could make capitalism work

just

let me declare martial law first day

I need to make a few people disappear

[hushed cipher]

I can give you some people to make disappear

[somber stream]

Can't make an Omelette without breaking a few million eggs

[jaunty path]

It won't be a million

I just need to curb the population sum, ya know?

out of 8 billion on the planet, some won't like me

so I need to hand out a few warning shots

[drowsy prawn]

wait what that doesn't sound like free market 🤔

[jaunty path]

It is a free market

its free for everyone

You have freedom to die.

[brazen pelican]

This is a good wisdom.

[somber stream]

The thought arrives uninvited, smells of rain and stale cigarettes, and calmly concludes: billions must die, preferably after filling out the proper forms. 🚬

[hushed cipher]

Poetic.

[amber delta]

omlette is on the menu, billions must die

[somber stream]

Billions must dine

[wise depot]

Hi intensity atonement is absolute fucking bullshit fr

[somber stream]

I trust in you Godzilla

[timber elk]

Can’t get married without going through at least a few dozen wife’s and husbands : D

[hushed cipher]

Oh!

[timber elk]

I don’t know I’m lonely right now and I just got done playing a late session of cult of the lamb

[somber stream]

It's time to sleep Lamb

Mighty late over there

[timber elk]

Nu >:[

[hushed cipher]

What time?

[timber elk]

……..5am

[somber stream]

4Am i think

[hushed cipher]

Oh shit

[somber stream]

Close enough

[hushed cipher]

I can't even last that long

😭

[somber stream]

That's what sh=

[hushed cipher]

Oh yes

That is what I SAID

[timber elk]

Technically I been up for 72 hours

73 actually

[hushed cipher]

How and why

[timber elk]

I do not abide by the grounds of reality, laws, or logic

[short oar]

Woe, 500 poxbursters upon ye

[timber elk]

That and also that’s what at least 10 monster mango loco cans will do to you

[hushed cipher]

Not monster..

[timber elk]

Hey blame arc raiders

It’s not my fault I’ve had this much fun socializing with people in a long time

[timber elk]

Easy solution

Just use two Mac-10s

That are somehow more effective than a standard issue auto rifle

[somber stream]

Stim self
"My SMG now have higher armour penetration values!"

[timber elk]

I like to thing the hive scum have explosive rounds

[prisma cypress]

havoc 50

[hushed cipher]

Real

[zenith glade]

h int atonement needs more bosses

hi int*

whatever they got goin on w intensity in hav 30 atonement needs

if there isn't 5 bosses spawned why live

[prisma cypress]

havoc 80 and everthing one shots

[hushed cipher]

Havoc 90 and they come to my house and kill me irl.

[timber elk]

I Genuinely don’t like havoc

It’s super unfun especially when everything just gets tougher

[hushed cipher]

I like a challenge

[timber elk]

Like I wouldn’t mind if they hit harder

[somber stream]

Clearly you don't hate yourself enough

[timber elk]

But bonking them millions of times is annoying

[hushed cipher]

No way to get better until you're thrown in Havocs

[timber elk]

I’m havoc 35

It’s still dog shit to play

[hushed cipher]

Yes im talking about me

I am new

ish

[prisma cypress]

im new bro

im new to this

[hushed cipher]

I have 200 hours

[timber elk]

Yeah well I’m a accomplished fps player who has very hard challenges completed under his belt

And I’m saying havoc is ass cheeks and donkey

[hushed cipher]

But havoc 40 :C

[timber elk]

I didn’t fucking one life all of the doom games just for some fucking goofy lizard chaos chick to shoot a net at me

Laugh and run away only for me to get krumpted over the head with a metal pipe

I don’t care what you say. Higher hp enemies doesn’t mean better challenge

[hushed cipher]

The only games I've played that were relatively similar was Halo, but i wouldn't really compare it much. I am more of a survival/horror game enjoyer than FPS

[timber elk]

(Especially when reworked havoc first came out and all of the enemies just regen health like crazy)

[wise depot]

Woe 4 flamers and 10 crushers

[timber elk]

Okay but halo has a excuse (not halo 2, brutes were bullshit)

Darktide doesn’t.

[somber stream]

I mean, Havoc is very optional

[timber elk]

I should be safe behind a crate away from the trapper. Not for her net to phase through said crate and net me

[somber stream]

Only like a few title and armour is locked behind the thing

[timber elk]

It isn’t when your a challenge junkie like me wanting tougher fights

[somber stream]

If my fellow humans can do it, i can too. And I will.

[timber elk]

Than I inspire you to find tougher challenges across gaming

Starting with your first challenge

1 life only challenge halo ce through halo 3

Legendary difficulty

[marsh iris]

fellow humans

[timber elk]

I’m not a human

I’m a lamb

[marsh iris]

hummus

[somber stream]

There's also the matter of fun

[timber elk]

Ummuns

[somber stream]

I have fun fighting tooth and nails with my mates

[marsh iris]

have you?

[hushed cipher]

I just love getting absolutely fucked and downed 10 times in a row

[timber elk]

Yes but there is also the fun In completing a challenging challenge and over coming it with sheer willpower, skill, luck and tactical thinking.

[somber stream]

Wouldn't stay if i didn't

[hushed cipher]

I LOVE HALO 2

[marsh iris]

[timber elk]

I DIDNT SAY IT WAS SHIT WOMEN

[hushed cipher]

YES BUT I LOVE IT

[timber elk]

I SAID THE BRUTES WERE BULLSHIT

[hushed cipher]

true

Halo reach best gamw

[hushed cipher]

You heard me

[timber elk]

I’m more of a halo CE

[hushed cipher]

I nearly drove off the cliffs on CE

[timber elk]

My primary weapon to use in CE is the assault rifle

A true brawler weapon

The pinnacle of “assault”

[hushed cipher]

Fight the nurgle beast PLEASE GET IT OFF MY BACK

[marsh iris]

you stayed for us

[somber stream]

Tip: While being chased, shoot the thing in the mouth, that's its front weakspot

[timber elk]

Than there’s you who probably goes magnum

[hushed cipher]

oh

NOBODY

TOLD ME THAT

[somber stream]

I literally just did

[timber elk]

BECAUSE YOU DONT ASK

[hushed cipher]

WHASTQWFRIHWQEI

[hushed cipher]

THANKS I COULDVE USED THAT EVERY OTHER NIGHT

[jaunty path]

rizz rizz rizz sigma sigma sigma

[timber elk]

throws a hunter at em

[jaunty path]

Sigma Gyatt rizz

[somber stream]

Now you can use it in upcoming nights

[hushed cipher]

I honestly cant remember

[twin dirge]

I'm so lowkenuinely confused

[marsh iris]

scum the beast mouth got it

[jaunty path]

..n-nights?

you mean

five

[hushed cipher]

f-f-f-

[jaunty path]

nights freddies?

[hushed cipher]

fna

f

[timber elk]

I’ll will hold you all up at gun point of you finish that brain rot of a conversation

[jaunty path]

When freddy foose bear is at ur dor 🥀

har har har har har

[hushed cipher]

hururhru

[jaunty path]

har har har har har har har har

[marsh iris]

acrually i didnt know the beast mouth was the weakspot

[timber elk]

THIS IS WHY PEPPER SPRAY EXISTS 🗣️🗣️🗣️❗️❗️❗️

[jaunty path]

Me whenI cam check

[hushed cipher]

@timber elk i think i used Assault and the DMR's alot

[somber stream]

Whuh

[jaunty path]

headshots yeah

its still a weakspot

just the back is more damage

[marsh iris]

i keep thinking only about the pimple

[hushed cipher]

Lowkey

i barely shoot the pimple

Mostly because

ITS CHASIGN ME

[wooden creek]

The tongue and the pimple count as weakspot hits yes

[marsh iris]

time to untongue it

[somber stream]

Full tongue that Burgle

[jaunty path]

Should I play fnaf

[timber elk]

Murgle

[jaunty path]

Imma tongue that nurgle beast vro

[hushed cipher]

It's already trying to tongue me 24/7 man

[drowsy prawn]

he molests you once you are inside

[hushed cipher]

LMAO

[timber elk]

Mad’am please quell your degeneracy

[marsh iris]

play around its insides

[jaunty path]

Luigis Mansion Dark Moon for the 3ds. The Gobbler ghost enemy.

[somber stream]

Did you perchance, seduce the thing then left it on read

[timber elk]

EWWWWW

EWWWWW

[jaunty path]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[hushed cipher]

Hey man it happens sometimes

[timber elk]

AHHHHHHHHHH

[somber stream]

Then you deserve what's coming for you

[hushed cipher]

[twin dirge]

You think burgle tongue does swirls on it ?

[somber stream]

It looks flexible enough

[hushed cipher]

I'm going to rip it off

[drowsy prawn]

tongueS

[timber elk]

me listening to expiditon 33s god tier music while my team is getting tongued by the burgle

[marsh iris]

tickle its oesophagus with my fingers

[drowsy prawn]

bonbon will not be denied

[hushed cipher]

No more tongue

[timber elk]

You know I’m not surprised when you say that when “local monster fucker” is in your profile xD

[hushed cipher]

Yo?

[timber elk]

IT IS

[jaunty path]

Reminder to everyone. Andylands will be dropping an animation in January

[timber elk]

ITS IN HIS PROFILE

[jaunty path]

I think January 6th

[hushed cipher]

At least they're honest!

[timber elk]

THATS WHY I SAID IM NOT SURPRISED

[drowsy prawn]

interesting date 😏

[jaunty path]

nvm

8th

[astral basin]

Aaa

[jaunty path]

jan 8th

[timber elk]

Speaking of which

Cult of the lamb is getting a new update in January

Woolhaven

[hushed cipher]

I have a feeling you like COTL

Just a feeling

Idk..

[astral basin]

Ray…

[timber elk]

Nooooooo really?!

[hushed cipher]

I'm not quite sure..

[somber stream]

Call it a hunch

[drowsy prawn]

only thing I remember from that game was I always didn't have enough toilets

and there was always shit

[timber elk]

…..you…..you only need one out house

[jaunty path]

ANDYLANDS ANIMATION NEXT MONTH

I AM UTTERLY

SOYING OUT

YIPEEEEEEEE

[hushed cipher]

These goddamn lambs needs toilets?

[wise depot]

Tom and Jerry ass fucking match

[timber elk]

No. Since I’m a god my followers needs restrooms while I dont

[astral basin]

I built 3 at different corners of the map
Jic
One was by the farms so there was that convenience

[jaunty path]

Can you make ur followers eat poop or no

[timber elk]

Unfortunately yes

[hushed cipher]

Gid

[twin dirge]

By all means a burgle is tame on my smash list

[hushed cipher]

god

[jaunty path]

HELL YEAH

[timber elk]

NO!?

[jaunty path]

I have more reason to play this game now I think

[timber elk]

THATS HOW THEY GET SICK JACKASS

[jaunty path]

Oh well I guess.

[hushed cipher]

You don't happen to play Monster hunter do you

[jaunty path]

The weak die.

[hushed cipher]

[twin dirge]

I should continue cult tbh

[twin dirge]

Wild, worlds, rise doesn't exist

[hushed cipher]

I know what you are

I liked world

[timber elk]

Rise is better than wilds technically

[twin dirge]

You're right, a hammer main

[hushed cipher]

I haven't played Wilds yet, its fuckin expensive for me

[twin dirge]

As someone with a console that runs wilds really well, I say nay

[timber elk]

Content wise rise is also better than wilds

[drowsy prawn]

what's the difference, all them MN games look the same

[timber elk]

Oh boy

[drowsy prawn]

you played one you played them all

[twin dirge]

You're comparing the game with full dlc to one without

Ofc there's more game

[timber elk]

It’s one of these “all of these dark souls games look the same”

[twin dirge]

^

It's just the same game with small changes every time

You play it cuz beating monsters is fun

[drowsy prawn]

hey, I'm a vet on all soul games, don't make me invade you asses

[hushed cipher]

$110 for Wilds yeah I'm good

[timber elk]

Each monster hunter game has different biology’s of how all the monsters work

[drowsy prawn]

and it was really frustrating transitioning from soul games to mn

[fair yew]

hello peeps, which dlc class is better for noobie? arbiter or hive scum?

[timber elk]

Their ecosystem, their hunting strategy’s and who they invade

[twin dirge]

I didn't like rise simply because they dumbed it down too much, it became an arcade hunter as opposed to actually hunting monsters

[hushed cipher]

Arbites fs

[timber elk]

are all different from game to game

[twin dirge]

Not a bad game just not my style

[drowsy prawn]

you get animation locked in mn once you start swinging and can't turn

[twin dirge]

I'm a worlds enjoyer

[drowsy prawn]

that shit is infuriating

[timber elk]

Wait until vect meets deviljho

[twin dirge]

Wilds fixed that with the aim system, it's actually peak

My favorite new thing from wilds is precision aiming my hammer so now every hit lands on the head

[timber elk]

I miss deviljho….

[marsh iris]

i play worlds for a few hundred hours but i like rise more

[twin dirge]

Wait till they meet bagelgrease

[timber elk]

He’s my favorite angry pickle

[hushed cipher]

I played world until i got stuck and then stopped playing. I had nobody else to play with, Rise i own but haven't touched

[timber elk]

He’s just really cool monster

[twin dirge]

Also very weapon dependent, like duel blades and greatsword have a lot of things that lock you down

[marsh iris]

i can join

[hushed cipher]

I haven't touched it in yearrrss

[timber elk]

A endless Berserking hungry monster who gets more massive and hungrier as the fight goes on

[astral basin]

My friend bought me and my duo mh wilds to play
We got. 4 medium length sessions out of him. Thats it

[hushed cipher]

Theres so many other games I'd rather play than MH, once the sale comes tomorrow I am hopefully grabbing Elden Ring to try out

[timber elk]

And starts to actually freak the fuck out once his skin and hide starts tearing itself apart

[twin dirge]

I haven't beaten fatalis and that's it

[somber stream]

Don't forget the DLC

[timber elk]

Deviljho is so cool

[twin dirge]

Elden shming is so good damnit, get dlc too

[hushed cipher]

Nightreign?

It's on my list

[timber elk]

It’s good

[somber stream]

I'm going to barrel you

[twin dirge]

Shadow of the erd tree

[hushed cipher]

HUH

[twin dirge]

Nightreign isn't dlc

It's a whole new game

[hushed cipher]

Oh

what DLC

[timber elk]

SHADOW

[somber stream]

Shadow of the Eerdtree

[timber elk]

OF

THE

[low wharf]

Had the same thing when i first played it years ago, returned shortly after wilds released and got so into it that i played through the entire thing including fatalis

[hushed cipher]

OH

I DIDNT KNOW

[timber elk]

EDTREE

[timber elk]

READ A FUCKING BOOK

[hushed cipher]

WHY IS THAT DLC ANOTHER WHOLE 60 DOLLARS

[somber stream]

smh my head

[hushed cipher]

KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEE

[low wharf]

Would recommend retrying with a fresh look

[timber elk]

ITS NOT A DLC

[drowsy prawn]

I brought elden ring at release and still haven't played it yet 😏

[hushed cipher]

IM SO CONFUSE.D

STOP

[timber elk]

throws a book at ray

[hushed cipher]

WHATS A DLC AND WHATS NOT

[astral basin]

I. Never beat melenia.
She was the last hurdle i had b4 gold boi
And gold boi kept one shotting me with his hammer

[timber elk]

IF YOU SHUT UP AND LISTEN🗣️🗣️🗣️❗️❗️❗️❗️

[hushed cipher]

IM LISTENING.

[hushed cipher]

I PUT THUIS one on my list

[timber elk]

Shadow of the edtree is dlc for Elden ring

[hushed cipher]

YES IKNOW.

ITS 60 DOLLARS

[somber stream]

Take your time though, no pressure

[timber elk]

Elden ring nighrein is its own separate game

Which is 40 dollars

[somber stream]

Don't go bankrupt over vidya

[hushed cipher]

I need to get blown up

[timber elk]

Clearly you do

[somber stream]

Oh

[timber elk]

BECAUSE YOU PANIC ALOT

[drowsy prawn]

where winds meet is free 😌

[timber elk]

me a black myth wukong enjoyer

[astral basin]

I bought nightreign on a whim the other week
…im still tryna grind levels on bf6

[hushed cipher]

That's why I'm waiting for a sale, don't worry. I'm hoping the base game will be anything but 90 bucks

[somber stream]

I missed the California event lol

[timber elk]

I actually platnuimed black myth wukong

[somber stream]

It's uh, 60 normally

[hushed cipher]

I am aussie

[somber stream]

What kind of rate do you have going on in

Oh

[hushed cipher]

Our currency is double yours

[timber elk]

So 110$

[somber stream]

Wtf move out of the country

[astral basin]

I still havent looked at ARC despite reset