general-chat

[jaunty path]

Also get ready to GRIND

Get a friend to carry you so you can get higher levels faster

[dim meadow]

I play Zel atm are there any similarities?

[jaunty path]

@dim meadow you on pc? If so just use the many more tries mod on nexus so you can queue for the twins mission on auric. Go to the section right before the twins room and die. That way you can max level in an hour and 30 minutes.

[abstract fiber]

it's the most similar to zealot, just less easy access to thp

[jaunty path]

Melee spam yeah. And the chem nade is leagues better than immolation grenade.

[dim meadow]

Really

Well imma make a hive scum

[jaunty path]

Gl

And remember to follow that guide(god I hope I got it right)

[dim meadow]

Childhood etc dont matter do they been a wile since I made a character

[languid hazel]

I should play darktide

But I dunno if I have the energy

[gilded socket]

YEAAAA I GOT A NEW BOX OF MARINES

[languid hazel]

Then again I don’t have the energy for anything at the moment

[hazy kestrel]

Lack ye faith? Have some of mine!

(Once I finish eating)

I’m down to thammermaxx pal.

[gilded socket]

We can darktide if you like leanna

[languid hazel]

❤️

[gilded socket]

Lmme just do some mgsv stuffs

[hazy kestrel]

A fellow MGSV enjoyer?

[gilded socket]

I love mgs so much it ruineds story games for me

[hazy kestrel]

Got a favorite mission Buddy, pal?

[languid hazel]

Dog!

Quiet it cool too I guess. But she lacks versatility

[hazy kestrel]

I’m a simple man, so Quiet will always be my favorite buddy.

[gilded socket]

Currently the kill skullface one

[fleet tendon]

what can carry auric maelstrom the best?

[gilded socket]

Not far enough to finish the game

[languid hazel]

A good player

[hazy kestrel]

Ah, I mean your favorite war buddy for missions.

[gilded socket]

I like her xof uniform wher she actually wears clothes

[hazy kestrel]

Should have worded that better

[languid hazel]

YES

[gilded socket]

Quiet

[gilded socket]

I like her clothes, i dont wanna see her naked

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah, the XOF outfit is peak. Along with the green one whose name escapes me at the moment.

[hidden whale]

just played my first auric maelstrom... it was easier than damnation

I think the players are just way better

[languid hazel]

Sniper Wolf’s outfit from MGS1 I think

[hazy kestrel]

That’s the one.

[languid hazel]

Mrraoww :3

[marsh iris]

[languid hazel]

My head hurty

[hidden whale]

mrrp mrrp

mrrow

[hazy kestrel]

Man, now that I’m remembering that game, I’m remembering how much I loathed mission 45.

Was a pita to S rank that one.

[languid hazel]

I need to read but guh

[hollow karma]

I remember when it first came out my cousin came over and we stayed up for like 2 days straight playing it

I was like 7 at the time lol

[gilded socket]

IM FUCKING STUPID

[hazy kestrel]

Elaborate

[gilded socket]

Im doing the skulls fob event

[lofty jasper]

Hmm

[gilded socket]

And i forgot how to fight the skulls

[hazy kestrel]

Ah

They’re always a pain

[silk gull]

Just give me

[wintry steeple]

a phantom pain

[languid hazel]

I got fighting the skulls down to a science once upon a time

[hollow karma]

NO ONE HEARS A WORD

[gilded socket]

I dont have my emotional support quiet with me and its making me sad

[hazy kestrel]

I never ended up 100% the game though, because I didn’t want to torture myself completing every mission’s optional objectives.

I did get the Raiden suit though.

And then after that I kinda just played the game less and less. No more stuff—within reason—to work towards.

[gilded socket]

SHUT UP KAZ YOU CANT EVEN FUCKING STAND CORRECTLY TALM BOUT SOME “are you hurt? Try a little harder next time!”

[errant python]

did you like the design I came up with

[gilded socket]

Fuck you

[errant python]

play my hideo game more Maxine

[gilded socket]

I AM

[somber stream]

Holy shit it's Kojimbo

Death Stranding 2 PC when

[errant python]

who's your favorite character Mine is Kazuhira Miller

[hollow karma]

Holy shit it’s him

Mr.Hideo game

[errant python]

death stranding 3 out soon Taking place in post apocalyptic France.

[somber stream]

I need it, I need the 2nd installment of the first strand-type game

[errant python]

I will be in the game as Hideo Kojima

[hollow karma]

NO WAY A CAMEO

Like Stan Lee in the super guy movies!

[errant python]

I will not be reprising my role as Hideo Kojima in the future after this

[somber stream]

I know E33 kicked you in the balls and push your grandma down the stairs, but stay strong Kojimbo

I'm a fan!

[errant python]

This is why death stranding 3 will be in post apocalyptic france

[languid hazel]

I should play more Ex33 🤔

Maybe once I get a better xbox and monitor

[errant python]

play my hideo games instead

true Game of the Year

[languid hazel]

Hrm… nah I’m good. That’s money I don’t have

[hushed cipher]

You

[wide seal]

Maining arbiter is a good idea ?

[whole glade]

erm what the spruce

[gloomy tartan]

Cadia

[gilded socket]

I GOT SO CLOSE

FUCK

[gilded socket]

Definitely not kaz

[errant python]

this truly is our guns of the patriots...💔

[silk gull]

@hollow karma cute cat

[hollow karma]

Aw thx that’s popsy

Little gargoyle cat

[gilded socket]

IM FUCKING LOSING IT

[hollow karma]

have you tried catching it?

[inland mantle]

Good

[hidden whale]

so is spamming golden toughness OP?

shout vet is the first class ive picked up so idk what the other ones can really do

[dapper trench]

calm down

[hard crane]

as long as you have any gold toughness you can eat overheads and not take any health dmg

[hidden whale]

that sounds pretty good

I love eating overheads

[rancid pagoda]

Nah lad, need a good reason

[ripe tangle]

should I go with Pork or Beef?

or is Corpse Starch my only option around here?

[gilded socket]

@languid hazel down to tide?

[crude slate]

Canadian

[crude slate]

When the maps are dark and then there's a wave of enemies in the dark... Like a.

Dark tide

[hushed cipher]

Is this some kind of war-hammer?

[ocean widget]

peef

[ocean widget]

no

[crude slate]

At least in Atoma we wouldn't worry about Vermins

Like a

[hollow karma]

Jeez, I’ve heard this joke like 40,000 times

[crude slate]

Birmingham tide

[ocean widget]

im stabbing you

[hollow karma]

Surprising…

[trail isle]

@crude slate ily

[hollow karma]

Beef

Well what are you cooking

[marsh iris]

if darktide where darkbeach?

[crude slate]

Birmingham vs Atoma which city is better?

[ocean widget]

birmingham because its actually british and not fantasy british

[hollow karma]

“Poop from a butt or shit from an ass?”

[ocean widget]

im gonna make you a labour PM

[hushed cipher]

where's lighttide?

[marsh iris]

after christmas update trust

[ashen hornet]

brick

[hushed cipher]

brick.

[hushed cipher]

then arby cosmetics. right. right?!

[marsh iris]

👆 this guy bricks

[marsh iris]

abso-karkin-lutely

[hollow karma]

Got ourselves a real bricker up in here 🔥 🔥

[nimble glade]

🗣️ Hey, is it okay if I yoink the recon las gun for my Hive Scum?

[hushed cipher]

bricked.

[nimble glade]

[ocean widget]

despera-no

[marsh iris]

how about a new lasgun illegally modified variant:Shotlas

[nimble glade]

I can work with you this.

[ocean widget]

you can pick it up in missions but if hadron detects you having it she obliterates you from orbit

[nimble glade]

Here is rock as reward, fren.

[marsh iris]

WORTH IT

[hollow karma]

Intergalactic ATF wants to know your dogs location

[nimble glade]

Immersion

[crude slate]

How about they give us a las gun sub machine gun. Like. The heretics use

[dim meadow]

My Zealot has no head lol 😆

[fair bridge]

getting my ass kicked at pool please help

[hollow karma]

Eat the cue ball

[marsh iris]

touch all their balls

[hollow karma]

When no one is looking!!

[crude slate]

Try aiming

[fair bridge]

🫡

[crude slate]

Pool is so easy

[dim meadow]

Pew pew

[crude slate]

Y'all trippin if you can't hit white ball

[fair bridge]

i can't bank

[crude slate]

Or if you're playing British pool

Your ball

[fair bridge]

i always hit these stupid side shots

[hushed cipher]

Tasty ball

[crude slate]

Relax

And

Aim

Ez

[hollow karma]

British pool has no cue ball?

[fair bridge]

teto pfp i don't think u know

[crude slate]

I played that one PSP game above London gangs and there were minigames

American pool and British pool

American pool is the simple pool we know

British pool has these different balls

[languid hazel]

Not tonight I don’t think

[marsh iris]

[crude slate]

Ball

[hushed cipher]

Bal

[hollow karma]

Ba

[hushed cipher]

b

[dim meadow]

Huh ?

[ocean widget]

-_-

driptide

https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/306

thats the extra mod

og one should be linked to it

[hollow karma]

Go have a cuppa mate

Actually that’s a really good idea I’m gunna have one too

[hushed cipher]

coffee

[gilded socket]

Arf,,, okay,,, get some rest,,,

[hollow karma]

Well actually I was gunna have tea but when I got to the kitchen I had to turn on the light so I made whisky and ginger ale on accident

[languid hazel]

Trying but head hurty 😭

[crude slate]

What's drip tide

[hushed cipher]

I hate when this happens

[hollow karma]

Ikr

[crude slate]

@hollow karma I got a question for you

[hollow karma]

Yes

[crude slate]

What sane person would go do plastic surgery in Warhammer like, you did visit that weird doctor fellow in the morning star right?

Where you can input false memory in your brain and like no anesthesia at all

Also 50,000 ordodockets

That's a big money

[hollow karma]

Yea that shits sketchy af

That doctor did NOT go to doctor school

[gilded socket]

Think of treats

[hollow karma]

I think lore wise it’s more for like people wounded in battle and stuff like that

But for game mechanics you just change ur character

[crude slate]

Would be cool to have a Robo arm

[lethal solstice]

Krall is great he does full facial reconstruction, height adjustment, and full gender affirming surgery for like 2 missions pay

[crude slate]

All without anesthesia

[hollow karma]

Alright that is pretty based

[crude slate]

Not even a psyker to soothe your pain

Idk how anyone can survive the shock

[tall grove]

We could use more borderline psychotic definitely mad scientist type doctors in real life 😌

[crude slate]

Go to like

Any city

Like new york

[tall grove]

In one rn

[crude slate]

You'll be bound to meet a unlicensed doctor

Just ask

[tall grove]

There’s definitely a krall archetype in downtown Winnipeg

All sorts of odd characters there

[gilded socket]

Im no longer in debt to fatshark

[carmine steppe]

Y'all need to see the dark eldar surgeons of Commorragh

[hollow karma]

Lemme borrow 500 aquilas

[carmine steppe]

They can fully shape your body, facial features or turn you into a homunculus

[hollow karma]

Ayo 😭😭😭

[placid wolf]

Racism is bad

[lethal solstice]

Turn you into a chess board

[gilded socket]

Any hints of next rotation’s outfits?

[carmine steppe]

Flesh shapers go crazy in Commorragh, they have too much time in their hands

[carmine steppe]

If it's so bad why does everyone do it on 40k huh?

[placid wolf]

I got a weeklong ban for telling a flagrant racist off so I feel like it’s pertinent to remind everyone

[hollow karma]

But why would you want to be a homunculi

[carmine steppe]

Where?

[placid wolf]

Here

[carmine steppe]

Oh you don't want to, they just can do that, specially if you are a slave

[placid wolf]

I told him to Low Tier God

[lethal solstice]

I think you got flagged for beating a dead horse

[hollow karma]

Hate to say based but in this current time it kinda is

[carmine steppe]

"I told a racist to game end myself and got timed out for a week" damn seems right

[hollow karma]

Should just be the norm not a based take

[placid wolf]

I regret nothing

And I stand by what I said 🗣️

[carmine steppe]

I LOVE CATACHAN

[hazy stone]

Anyone getting a bunch of disconnects?

[carmine steppe]

LETS GO SLY MARBO

[placid wolf]

I want proper Cadian armor

[lethal solstice]

I don't i just like the glaive

[carmine steppe]

But they are so cool

[marsh iris]

🗣️ FASTSHARK!!! ☁️

[hazy stone]

Basically

[carmine steppe]

Catachans need new minis and we need CATACHAN cosmetics

[hollow karma]

Corpse god

[inland mantle]

Nah that's just me atm

[lethal solstice]

They're just rambo/alien/predator

[carmine steppe]

They are based on rambo but they are more than that

[tender horizon]

There's 80s action movie coded tbh, Sly has Snake Plissken's gun

[lethal solstice]

Yeah

They are

[marsh iris]

i made my sly marbo mini to look like snake

[carmine steppe]

The books, Catachan devil's and Deathwordler shows how they work, why they are so good and how they manage to survive so well

[tender horizon]

That being said they're favorite "popular" guard regi

[carmine steppe]

Catachans will get the job done if it's possible and they don't follow orders from people who haven't earned their rank

[carmine steppe]

Sly marbo is just Silvester Stallone lmao

[lethal solstice]

They also frag superior officers more than any other regiment

[silk gull]

I'll take it without asking

[rancid pagoda]

Erm thats gore

[hollow karma]

Meow

[carmine steppe]

Because they believe they haven't earned their ranks

[lethal solstice]

That doesn't excuse it

[whole glade]

erm what the spruce

[lethal solstice]

They're still causing executive dysfunction and committing treason

[hollow karma]

Oh yea, it’s tiding time

[carmine steppe]

It depends, usually it's because they endangered the squad, and in Catachan if you are a liability you drag the whole team down

[carmine steppe]

They only cause it against the comissar, but they still get the job done

[marsh iris]

sly marbo: Escape from Armageddon

[tall grove]

I still can’t fathom why we haven’t gotten proper cadian grunt armour yet

[placid wolf]

Facts

[carmine steppe]

There's this story in Deathwordler that a Catachan soldier says about their last comissar.
The comissar trying to assert their authority ordered the group to throw a grenade at the enemy but they told them, "you shouldn't do that here" he didn't listen, as soon as he threw the grenade and it exploded, it revealed the commissar position and he was turned into swiss cheese by the green skins

[somber stream]

Me 😈

[carmine steppe]

I am paraphrasing of course but that's basically what happened

[tall grove]

Fatshark try not to fumble the bag challenge (impossible)

[carmine steppe]

A comissar putting in danger the rest of the group cause he thought he knew better than the catachans

[marsh iris]

#40k-minis-and-armies message

im sorry i had to show this off

[somber stream]

Looks really good!

[tall grove]

#40k-minis-and-armies message
shameless showing off

[modest flume]

YOU. VICTIM. YOU'RE GONNA LOSE! LET'S SHOWDOWN, BOYZ!

[quartz chasm]

so like i just got this game and how do i use the lfg channels properly

[formal mortar]

Pick the channel that is for your region and then type what you wanna type and pick a voice lobby

[somber stream]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[quartz chasm]

how do i know what rgion im in

[inland mantle]

Something of note the messages with h?? means havoc rank

[somber stream]

That or talk shit around here till you found yourself a battle brother

[marsh iris]

Basic Brothers

[quartz chasm]

i just want someone to come beat the shit out of things with me

[inland mantle]

North and South America for NASA Europe Middle East Africa for EMEA and Asia pacific for apac

[gloomy tartan]

I bet catachans could play the fiddle gud

[hushed cipher]

Hello

[somber stream]

Good morning

[hushed cipher]

Goof afternoon

Good

[carmine steppe]

I don't know about instruments but they do have poetry

[formal mortar]

Good evening

[somber stream]

Goof

[quartz chasm]

iots night

[marsh iris]

Goofin it

[hushed cipher]

GOOFY

[gloomy tartan]

Goofy be profin it

[carmine steppe]

Catachan poetry is not someone everyone gets to ear

[hushed cipher]

How is everyone this fine evening

[somber stream]

Timezone is so silly

[gloomy tartan]

On that blow the heretics heads clean smoof off mindset

[misty trench]

I ate like 4 overheads today because I'm silly

[inland mantle]

Be like that

[carmine steppe]

I'm yapping about catachans and how cool they are

[quartz chasm]

lookin to bash some heads

[formal mortar]

Learn to share Aquila

[hushed cipher]

I have 0 clue what those are

[somber stream]

Cata-chan

[marsh iris]

pancake

[modest flume]

Not as fine as you

Done with work, looking forward to my day off

[hushed cipher]

Yeppers it's 1pm for me on a Wednesday

[misty trench]

space rambos

[modest flume]

I get Sunday off, praise the Emperor

[somber stream]

Oh shit, It is wednesday my dudes

[misty trench]

true, overheads are part of a balanced diet

[hushed cipher]

why thank you

YAY NO WORK!! = HAVOC 40 CARRY

[modest flume]

You just asserted your dominance dw

[modest flume]

Exactly

[hushed cipher]

AE2GAGEHW

[tender horizon]

Well, if you're on arb it won't kill you

[misty trench]

true, but I am on hive scum and it very much pancaked me

[hushed cipher]

I think I fucked up my wrist and I don't know how

[modest flume]

I'll.. pan your cake?

[inland mantle]

Skill issue

[somber stream]

Are you having a stroke

[misty trench]

no she messed up her wrist

[modest flume]

Try turning it off and back on

[somber stream]

Oh, too much doom scrolling while holding a heavy phone will do that to you

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/warframe-warframe-1999-arthur-warframe-not-again-warframe-hand-gif-17699890539505841250

[tall grove]

And I won’t be here to participate

[somber stream]

ARTHUR

[tall grove]

GOONING

[modest flume]

I did carry you into a 35 so that's not too bad right?

[formal mortar]

Wrist injury from gooning? Weakling

[tall grove]

Real stressed about tomorrow tbh
Going to America isn’t exactly something I’m super comfy with

[carmine steppe]

Hmm why?

[tall grove]

Yeah, but I crave a 40

[modest flume]

You'll be ok, just don't fall for the tourist traps

[gloomy tartan]

Cadia has never witnessed such bullshit

[modest flume]

Come say hi

[tall grove]

Is that really a question that needs asking?

[tall grove]

I’m going to Hawaii
It is one big tourist trap

[misty trench]

oh Hawaii, you'll be fiiiine

[modest flume]

me too

[formal mortar]

Ah Hawaii, it's not quite America

It's more just hawaii

[carmine steppe]

I mean every country has stereotypes, it's not like you just come off the plane and someone is already going to shoot you

[modest flume]

Haku mata tata or something

[hushed cipher]

No are you

[marsh iris]

atoma is one big tourist trap

[hushed cipher]

I'm gonna twist it

[carmine steppe]

Isn't atoma a forge world 😭

[somber stream]

I'm the most sane human alive around here, mind

[formal mortar]

BTW if you want to impress locals, pronounce Hawaii correctly. It's huh-vuh-ee

[misty trench]

twist it, bop it

[modest flume]

It's.. half forge half hive iirc

[tall grove]

Just gotta cross my fingers they don’t ask me how I feel about their führer

[hushed cipher]

Whatever makes you sleep at night

[marsh iris]

aint stopping the tourists!

[carmine steppe]

Hawaii fuhrer?

[tall grove]

This ain’t about stereotypes bro

[misty trench]

I'm sure that's not happening on the island

[modest flume]

Maybe not half but part, at the very least

[formal mortar]

The island is nothing like mainland america

[carmine steppe]

Bro no tourist is going to atoma 😭

[tall grove]

America
One of my mom’s friends told her that they were asked how they felt about him and got banned from America for five years because they told the truth
I’m just hoping that was a lie

[formal mortar]

Remember to flip off Oprah while you are there

[marsh iris]

insquisitorial tourists

[tender horizon]

Have you considered it's the finest planetary capital in 3 sectors and the camelid racing is superlative?

[tall grove]

Yeah, but I have to go through American customs since it’s a two part flight

[marsh iris]

hallowette is the souvenir shop owner

[carmine steppe]

Tourism on 40k is basically going to Terra or some other imperial word that's renowned for some religious place or event

[modest flume]

Idk, the tourist trap is so bad the 6th has to come back, and it's an Atoman regiment

[carmine steppe]

You'd be surprised how people like to exaggerate

[formal mortar]

If you were conceived in Britain, but born in France, would you have been considered made in Britain or France?

[carmine steppe]

Specially when talking to relatives and friends

[tall grove]

Yeah, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it was true either

[somber stream]

Britain

[modest flume]

"We are your sons. We are your daughters. And we are here to buy duty-free snacks."

[rustic crescent]

you cant use stims while using the hive scum stim workshop can you?

how do i use the stims on the ground

[tall grove]

Nope
Can’t pick them up

[tall grove]

You don’t

[inland mantle]

More stimms for me

[rustic crescent]

so can i disable the workshop. so i can pick up stims from the ground cuz this one dont heal me

[formal mortar]

But you are still being made during the pregnancy

[hushed cipher]

Unlucky

[tall grove]

Prolly just take off all the modifiers

[hushed cipher]

😭

[jade stump]

yes just ensure no modifier nodes are on the stim lab, should let you to my knowing

[somber stream]

Funny, the Chinese do this exact same thing with their products. They made their handbag in china, then ship to Italy to have the zippers installed, then brand it 'made in Italy'

So in that case, was the bag made in China, or Italy?

[tall grove]

That’s just corporations getting to do whatever the hell they want

[inland mantle]

Both ez

[marsh iris]

Produced in France, made with british food

[formal mortar]

This is fun

[hushed cipher]

Gross

[formal mortar]

I would like to say made in both probably

[hushed cipher]

Italian people ❌
Italian food 👍

[somber stream]

Real

[tall grove]

People?

[somber stream]

But there's something about an Italien red head

[marsh iris]

who ate italian people

[somber stream]

Or maybe it's just my bias toward red heads

[hushed cipher]

I've had bad experiences

[ripe tangle]

wait

[hushed cipher]

me

[hushed cipher]

wait you like red heads

[somber stream]

... yes

[hushed cipher]

Like red red or ginger

?!?!

[somber stream]

Any shade of red, actually

[hushed cipher]

[formal mortar]

Licht likes my red beard

[somber stream]

I do?

[hushed cipher]

I have some red, but it's dyed lmfao

[somber stream]

Poggers

[formal mortar]

Yeah but everyone likes it so that's normal

[marsh iris]

my blood is red, do you like me

[hushed cipher]

My blood is blue

[modest flume]

Yes

[somber stream]

We have a little Red head fanboy club around here

[marsh iris]

crab!!!

[somber stream]

The mods are in it too

[tall grove]

My collar’s blue but my neck is reeeeeeeed

[marsh iris]

i prefer anyone with a head

[modest flume]

I'm in the other club with Hank, the women appreciation club

[trim dove]

can fatshark pretty please centralize the US servers into a single texas based server, NA west is dead

[hushed cipher]

ihope so

[hushed cipher]

Finally.

[modest flume]

You know what's hot? A person who returns the respect you give them

[gilded socket]

Man this infantry autogun fucks

[hushed cipher]

YES

[tender horizon]

One of the best weapons in game on a few classes tbh

[gilded socket]

Im on veteran rn

[tender horizon]

That is one of them

[tall grove]

Fem savant psyker
||no I’m not obsessed, shut up||

[tender horizon]

I like F Savants voice but I don't like their lines

[tall grove]

I love both
Beautiful voice and compassionate personality

[somber stream]

French accent is hot

The speaker, hmmm

[tall grove]

Yeah
AND her voice is beautiful

[hushed cipher]

Woman appreciation

[tall grove]

She speaks English, she’s clearly repented for the sin of being born French

[somber stream]

Appreciating

[marsh iris]

women

[hushed cipher]

As it should be

[somber stream]

☕

[hushed cipher]

[tall grove]

I want fem savant to rock me to sleep and tell me everything will be alright I mean uh, the new trench map is pretty cool

[somber stream]

I understand this need

[marsh iris]

much needed trench map

[hushed cipher]

LMAO

[tall grove]

I know damn well she gives good hugs

[modest flume]

"Hope is hard." -Bodyguard
"I know, but it gets easier when you share it with friends." - F!Savant

[marsh iris]

woman named hope

[somber stream]

You know what else is hard?

[tall grove]

It’s crazy how the savant is a good person, not just for 40k, but in general, while being part of a specifically oppressed group of people

[hushed cipher]

NO I CANT SAY IT. NO GET OUT OF MYHEAD

[tall grove]

Me whenever fem savant talks

[somber stream]

My unwavering loyalty to the throne, that's what

[marsh iris]

goes hard

[hushed cipher]

Me

[somber stream]

She gave in to the voices

[gloomy void]

This rock

[hushed cipher]

My inner demons came out, sorry

[gloomy void]

The inner demons came

[hushed cipher]

[stable hatch]

heresy players make me genuinely lose hope for humanity

[marsh iris]

the daemonhost they told you not to worry about

[hushed cipher]

Why?

[tall grove]

Actual bottom of the barrel

[tall grove]

Worst players in the game

[inland mantle]

Dont talk about me like that

[marsh iris]

they should move heresy difficulty after auric

[modest flume]

Or me

[rancid pagoda]

Some of them are pretty bad

But not all

[hushed cipher]

Hershey above havoc 40?

[inland mantle]

The 5th havoc modifer teammates

[marsh iris]

teammates are the real difficulty modifier

[hushed cipher]

I am constantly worried about the daemonhost

[tall grove]

Yes, all
Anyone not dogshit that plays heresy is levelling a character and is only in heresy to get to damnation
Or they’re farming dockets with heresy maels

[rancid pagoda]

Not if you got buddies 🤭

[hushed cipher]

Dw im best teammate

[somber stream]

What if my buddies are diffi-

[hazy kestrel]

You know, it always hurts when you’re on a monstrosity one tap streak, and you mess up obliterating the 7th one in a row by the slimmest of margins.

[misty trench]

oh you're not going direct?

[gilded socket]

I love making my veteran into a tanker

[rancid pagoda]

C'mon now they're trying (some of them)

[hushed cipher]

Finish that sentence

[misty trench]

you should still be fine since transfer flights won't take you through full security

[somber stream]

Nah, you two are awesome!

[tall grove]

Nah, we’re going from Winnipeg to Calgary, then from Calgary to the island. no, not that one

[misty trench]

oh, you'll be fine then

[hushed cipher]

I carry 100%

[rancid pagoda]

The island

[tall grove]

Do or do not. There is no try.

[marsh iris]

if you get aggroed, just block and dodge while teammate deal with it, if its staggered thats your window to kick its shit

[hushed cipher]

Remember when you got flamed to death. I do

[misty trench]

my condolences for being in winnipeg tho

[rancid pagoda]

Not with that attitude.

[hushed cipher]

I see

[graceful star]

o/

[hushed cipher]

I was going to kiss it

[hazy kestrel]

Just backstab bonk it with a thammer, simple as.

[tall grove]

It’s fine enough, so long as you don’t go to downtown during the night
Or at all, but especially not at night

[graceful star]

hows eer'one doin

[rancid pagoda]

Unsurprisingly not everyone runs that build to remove the daemons from existence

[tall grove]

It’s like Yharnam down there

[somber stream]

Freaks

[rancid pagoda]

Laying in my back because I wanna take a break from super credit farming

[inland mantle]

You called

[hushed cipher]

[hazy kestrel]

Well you should. Because it’s bloody fun and never fails to make me smile.

[marsh iris]

[tall grove]

It’s a yoda quote 🥀

[rancid pagoda]

I run chainaxe for bloody blood reasons

[graceful star]

weak, get back on the grind

whatever super credits are

[rancid pagoda]

I watched space balls not starwars

[tall grove]

I watched both

[rancid pagoda]

Super credits are a helldivers thing

[graceful star]

space balls is amazing, me and my moms go to movie to watch together

[tall grove]

Space balls is peak

[marsh iris]

i enjoy playing vet in havoc than arby this season it seems

[graceful star]

ah, i barely got into hell divers

[rancid pagoda]

Never frequented star wars but the universe is interesting

[graceful star]

a man(?) of culture

[somber stream]

We need a dedicated Zealot

[rancid pagoda]

Fair. Ain't for everyone and the community is a bit asinine in how much they bicker and argue about shit

[somber stream]

Think i'll do some training today

[tall grove]

My pronouns are he/him
says so in my bio vro 🥀
||nice of you to ask tho||

[inland mantle]

You called

[marsh iris]

i have it too but im not to hot with it

[graceful star]

i love bickering i just hate 3rd person shooters lol

[tall grove]

Watch the clone wars series
It’s peak

[rancid pagoda]

Fair

[somber stream]

Ah yes, we are 1 short for Havoc, interested?

[hushed cipher]

My zealot is martyrdom, idk how to play book

[rancid pagoda]

I'll have to find a site for that. Not gonna pay for disney+

[graceful star]

ah, i never check bios lol. glad i wasnt wrong tho

[hushed cipher]

I just know how to serve and die

[inland mantle]

Mayhaps

[somber stream]

Same lol, it's Zealot we're talking about here

[tall grove]

Yar har

[rancid pagoda]

With the amount of cursed bios, I don't blame you

[marsh iris]

just book it

[graceful star]

3 levels away from 30 lets goooooo, what comes after max level

[hazy kestrel]

Now that’s a tv show I haven’t heard of in ages. Was bloody peak.

[inland mantle]

Gear grind

[somber stream]

That is plenty already

[tall grove]

Yeah it seems not may do, oddly enough

[hushed cipher]

You book it

[marsh iris]

imma book you

[inland mantle]

Ong?

[marsh iris]

frfr

[rancid pagoda]

Instinct to avoid weird shit most likely. Or laziness

[hushed cipher]

YAY

[graceful star]

the only time i "read" a bio is when i add nicknames to friends and happen to see a few words lol

[tall grove]

Grew up watching it
Not while it aired, mind, I was born 2008, but while it was on Netflix

[rancid pagoda]

Fair enough.

[hushed cipher]

Is this a threat or a promise

[graceful star]

how am i supposed to grind for gear when the gaem NEVER gives me the gear i actually use :<

[inland mantle]

Yes

[marsh iris]

finally get to lick a green rock

[inland mantle]

Wha

[marsh iris]

taste of magic

[hazy kestrel]

I was there when it first aired. The good old days.

[marsh iris]

i mean faith

[tall grove]

In terms of weird shit your bio is certainly… something?

[rancid pagoda]

Ogryn mindset here

[tall grove]

Okay unc

[graceful star]

me

[marsh iris]

pinky pwomise

[rancid pagoda]

Clutter bio. Don't have anything substantial to add as I'm more of a closed book. So, clutter bio

[hushed cipher]

As much as I love my zealot I am enjoying Arby through havocs so far, I can take a bit more than usual

[somber stream]

Best stick to what you do best when it comes to Havoc imo

[tall grove]

Even still, I have no fucking clue what I’m looking at

[hushed cipher]

I've mastered both >:).

[somber stream]

Fun is a bonus

[hushed cipher]

Arby is just my favourite

[rancid pagoda]

Who would? Even the author has little clue to what she does

[hushed cipher]

CAN THURSDAY COME ALREAYD I WANT ZEALOT COSMETICS

[tall grove]

Then I will dedicate like at least three minutes to being the first to understand it

[rancid pagoda]

Arbys is a fun class. I see it as stagger spam so I have a good crusher build for him, and nothing else because its fun..

[marsh iris]

idk if boltgun is meta for havoc but dont care had fun

[hushed cipher]

My dog is a fucking weapon dude

[somber stream]

Boltgun is meta

[tall grove]

Still mad I’m missing the rotation
Sure I’ll be back in time to buy any cosmetics there but still

[rancid pagoda]

Go ahead and ask some questions if you have any through dms lmao

[somber stream]

On the same level as Plasma

Can kill a boss in 1 volley if done right

[hushed cipher]

I liked plasma until my frames died

[marsh iris]

ammo was strangely manageable last round

[somber stream]

H22 is somewhere a bit under Auric

[hushed cipher]

We're back up to 23 now right

[marsh iris]

ah fair

yeah back to square one

[hushed cipher]

havoc 40 tonight.

[rancid pagoda]

I have still not been able to do a havoc mission and I am bitter about it

[jaunty path]

fs remove demotion system challenge

[somber stream]

Havoc 40 tonight

[rancid pagoda]

Fatshart optimize the game challenge

[jaunty path]

how many hours from now

[somber stream]

about 1-2PM CET

[hushed cipher]

I did my first havoc a week ago im pretty sure

[marsh iris]

all is fine until twins boss shows up

[rancid pagoda]

Human skin

[inland mantle]

Umm wrong Im a rock

[hushed cipher]

It aint no joke dude they just fuck shit up

The melee one is managable

[somber stream]

Oh?

[marsh iris]

the only thing that annoys me is the shit on the ground

[somber stream]

Then i'll deal with the plasma dude and you lot take care of the melee

[hazy kestrel]

Tox mines go brrrr

[hushed cipher]

Hey you remember the mortis trial I DIDNT DIE

I was learning it's attacks

[somber stream]

You... did though?

[hushed cipher]

No

[placid wolf]

The new mission terminal is abysmal dogshit

[marsh iris]

[hushed cipher]

Against the boss

[somber stream]

Oh yeah! Well done btw

[hushed cipher]

You know what i hate

Beast of fucking nurgle

[marsh iris]

me

[hushed cipher]

That too

[inland mantle]

Beast are easy tho

[hushed cipher]

They're easy but they're ANNOYING THEY ALWAYS GO AFTER ME

[marsh iris]

yeah beast is fine

[rancid pagoda]

Chaos spawn is worse

[inland mantle]

Just dont shot them first they aggro on that person

[somber stream]

Ray is still relatively new, need tactical training

[hushed cipher]

I beg to differ

[marsh iris]

thats when you bait it to turn its back to your teammates

[hazy kestrel]

Their funky hitboxes cause me immense frustration when going for the one tap bonk.

[tall grove]

First line is obviously the title, it being a declaration of it being a shitpost
Second line depicts an among us crewmate shooting another crewmate with what appears to be a vaguely Kalashnikov style rifle
Third line is a cat showing approval of gaming accessories
Fourth line is a bug that enjoys some hot drink, likely coffee
Fifth line is a person with glasses speaking some form of Asian language, I’m not sure wich one but it’s obviously kanji of some form (I think that’s the term)
Sixth line is a creature drawing and then meowing
Seventh is a cat hearing a UFO
Eighth is a slug or caterpillar
Ninth is a seemingly happy being cutting what appears to be a popsicle stick
And tenth is breasts

[rancid pagoda]

It's the butt

[hushed cipher]

I have no choice I am running

[marsh iris]

remember when i jumped to its side when get aggroed? you guys get the juicy pimple

😋

[hazy kestrel]

I know what the weak spots are, it just doesn’t register sometimes.

Is annoying

[hushed cipher]

I am still learning, yes
I am a very forgetful person, I forget to block sometimes

Working on it

I learnt a few days ago that you can block bosses attacks

[tall grove]

I fucking hate burgles
Total burgle death

[somber stream]

Also remember to stick to your melee in CQC

[hushed cipher]

[rancid pagoda]

You are fucking filled to the brim with something to type all of that out.
The asian characters are korean. (Anti corpo message)
Spider with coffee.

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/mgs3-mgs-metal-gear-solid-metal-gear-solid-3-snake-eater-gif-5404067905427648197

[hushed cipher]

I got ated

[tall grove]

Autism.
I’m filled with autism.

[marsh iris]

you're just that delicious

[hushed cipher]

I like fighting the plague ogryn and chaos spawn more than nurgle

PO easy

[hushed cipher]

Apparently

[rancid pagoda]

Also the eighth is a shitter symbol for volume increase

But yes

You are autistic

Bravo sir

[tall grove]

I like my explanation better

[rancid pagoda]

[tall grove]

I’m in a warhammer game discord server with a bloodborne pfp
Was there ever any doubt?

[marsh iris]

never forget to push every 3-4 seconds fighting mobs

[rancid pagoda]

No it was obvious from the start

[hushed cipher]

I've been doing that more especially for blight

[somber stream]

A push a sway to keep the corruption at bay

[visual vortex]

Bloodborne cool though

[hushed cipher]

Yes lmao

[rancid pagoda]

Souls games are peak

Except elden ring imo

[visual vortex]

I love Ds1

Best one

[tall grove]

Bloodborne peak
That’s why autists play it

[visual vortex]

I will die on that hill

[hazy kestrel]

DS3 is peak.

[gilded socket]

Woof

[hazy kestrel]

Firekeeper my beloved.

[hollow karma]

Meow

[tall grove]

Sssshhhhhhhhh
I love chunking health bars with bleed builds

[hushed cipher]

Once everyone in the team dies I forget all my training and fuck up because I know I'm being watched

[narrow warren]

Hate FS for not having cross progression but looks like I’m gonna be regrinding everything on pc

[hushed cipher]

But that nurgle solo is my greatest achievement

[somber stream]

Time to shine buttercup

[rancid pagoda]

More so other criticisms than the bleed. But thats its own thing and something that ultimately doesnt matter because its a mere opinion

[rain idol]

There would be a better chance of you being a monarch of some obscure Sovereign Nation then you not being autistic

[hazy kestrel]

If you die, you die. No big deal either way pal.

[tall grove]

Ranni better
||I say, having not yet played ds3||

[hazy kestrel]

Don’t worry so much about what other’s think. It’s just a funny game.

[marsh iris]

no pressure tbh

[visual vortex]

Ds1 is the only game in the entire series of souls games where you are completely alone and the only actual firekeeper at the shrine is mute and is locked behind iron bars

But never bro-less 💪

[hushed cipher]

no pressure

CLUTCH OR KICK

[tall grove]

I mean my name does mean “red-haired king”
Even though I’m blonde, not ginger

[somber stream]

Pressure, all the pressure. We're making diamond here

[marsh iris]

subconciously yeah

JOKING

[hazy kestrel]

IF ONLY I COULD BE SO GROSSLY INCANDESCENT AS SOLAIRE.

[hushed cipher]

You stop dying YOU'RE OUR CARRY

[hushed cipher]

You're getting beat

[somber stream]

I never said i was carrying

[tall grove]

Nah I don’t have opinions I have facts.
If you disagree with me you’re wrong because your opinion differs from mine

[hushed cipher]

Oh right @marsh iris start clutching

[visual vortex]

I would love to know someone like Solaire. Dude legit makes me smile.

Same with Onion man and the funny cone guy from Bloodborne that I forgot the name of

[tall grove]

Can I join?

[marsh iris]

depends if i have mood to have enough faith in the emperor or not

[tall grove]

Alfred
Put some respect on his name

[rancid pagoda]

Opinions all exist and we cannot do anything but either acknowledge them or ignore them

[hazy kestrel]

Siegward of the Knights of Catarina was a real one. Pour one out for that absolute chad.

[hushed cipher]

Which should be always, right? Right????

[tall grove]

Nah, there’s two kinds of things
My statements, and inaccuracies

[marsh iris]

maybe???

[rancid pagoda]

The autistic with vehement takes on opinions

[visual vortex]

I cannot remember the names of some of the characters for the life of me beyond Solaire and the funny frog Albinaurics. But I like his wheel.

[marsh iris]

i need to get the guarantee weapon swap mod, it always fucks up

[hushed cipher]

I always have faith in the emperor then I get poxbursted 12 times in a row

[tall grove]

His wheel is awful and anyone who enjoys using it needs a psych eval

[visual vortex]

Me.

[hushed cipher]

I find this fucks up too actually

[somber stream]

Bustin it

[visual vortex]

I like it.

[tall grove]

Indeed
I am a very vehement person

[hazy kestrel]

Have you tried believing more?

[rancid pagoda]

The emperor would love you

[hollow karma]

Truly a test of one’s faith by the god emperor himself!

[tall grove]

how? actually how?
It’s pathetically slow and clunky

[marsh iris]

you mean the mod or the vanilla swap

[hushed cipher]

The vanilla

[somber stream]

Adds to the realism, you tend to panic irl and mess thing up during combat scenarios lol

[hushed cipher]

Dude i forgot how to download mods

[tall grove]

Nah he’d hate me because I’m not a fascist shitter that thinks genocide is okay

[rancid pagoda]

I mean the TTS emperor

[tall grove]

I mean yeah maybe
Better emperor than canon btw

[marsh iris]

if you need ill halp later

else someone here could

[rancid pagoda]

Actively watching Tts emperor

[hushed cipher]

Perhaps i am dumb

[marsh iris]

no you're not

you just have learning opportunity

[tall grove]

Have you seen dorn, the best character in the show yet?

[rancid pagoda]

I think so a bit ago

[somber stream]

To be fair, Darktide is a bit of a bitch to mod

[visual vortex]

Big wheel is funny. Also, you're talking to a community where people will parry a black knight naked with only their fists for thirty minutes straight.

[somber stream]

But you need only learn it once

[marsh iris]

[hushed cipher]

I may not even bother, updating them after patches is a lot of effort

[tall grove]

TTS rogal dorn is my spirit animal

[somber stream]

Yeah
(You need only fire up a .exe file once)

[rancid pagoda]

Tts emperor is mine

Lmao

I love the emperor in this series

[hushed cipher]

I am a forgetful being. I have been shown once, but I forgot
Sometimes I need to be shown/told things several times for it to fully stick into my brain

[tall grove]

Don’t care + it looks stupid

[brave hull]

okay, is it just me or has the playerbase not only gotten significantly worse but also significantly more butthurt over mic

[somber stream]

that makes 2 of us

[hushed cipher]

Scatterbrain

[tall grove]

I’m still mad it got canceled
No, I won’t watch hunter the parenting, it’ll just make me remember TTS

[rancid pagoda]

Sadge

[hazy kestrel]

You’re missing out man, it’s peak.

[visual vortex]

Don't care + People can play a game they bought and use whatever weapon they want

[marsh iris]

some people remember more in practical than theories

[somber stream]

I remedy that by having timer schedule apps

[brave hull]

every time someone is in my game and has their mic on, they are not only bad, but also EXTREMELY vocal.

[tall grove]

Not if I’m constantly remembering true peak and weeping over its loss

[hazy kestrel]

Don’t be sad that TTS was canceled, be glad that it happened pal.

[hushed cipher]

For me I write things down. Physically, especially if it's apart of my weekly schedule

[hazy kestrel]

You can’t keep mourning the past forever.

[tall grove]

Nah, they have to do it in exactly the way I specifically say

[somber stream]

Good practice

[tall grove]

Yes I can
Fuck you

[hushed cipher]

Yes i am one of those. I am a visual learner no doubt

[marsh iris]

saaame

[tall grove]

Holy shit autocorrect

[hushed cipher]

You can tell me step by step how to do something- and I will still be confused. If i get shown how I immediately know how to do it from then on

[hollow karma]

😭😭

[hushed cipher]

[hazy kestrel]

Enjoy stagnation and an inability to move on I guess.

[visual vortex]

Nah, they have to play the game blindfolded with a Guitar Hero controller upside down and spinning in a circle.

[tall grove]

Otherwise they didn’t beat the game obviously

[visual vortex]

That's what I'm sayinnnnn

They also can only use fists and be naked.

This is the TRUE soulsborne way and any other way is a LIE

[tall grove]

Footmaxxing
Just as Miyazaki intended

[somber stream]

Squad goal: Last more than 5 minute

[tall grove]

Trust me
I’m not

[visual vortex]

-Makes Sellen the most beautiful woman in Elden Ring
-Covers her face
-Leaves her barefoot
Thank you Miyazaki

[hazy kestrel]

Then move on pal.

[hushed cipher]

I can last a long time actually

[somber stream]

I see

[tall grove]

You won’t last five minutes playing this game

[hushed cipher]

[tall grove]

Nah

[marsh iris]

Dukane: pathetic you cant last more than 5?!

[hazy kestrel]

Tell me: Was Octavian still mourning by the tomb of Caesar?

No.

[visual vortex]

Some mfers in Darktide have the survival instincts of an actual Dodo bird

[placid wolf]

Hey Fatshark can we please fucking stop clowncaring enemies? Its unfune, obnoxious, and annoying

[somber stream]

"B-But it was high intensity!"

[hazy kestrel]

Therefore, you gotta move on pal.

[tall grove]

Am I Octavian?
No.

[tall grove]

True

[visual vortex]

I have a feeling me and you will get along beautifully

[hazy kestrel]

The point of the historical analogy is that you gotta move on.

You silly goose.

[tall grove]

The point of this 🖕 is
Uh
Shut the fuck up

[rain idol]

Im octavian and i must say nope

[hazy kestrel]

Rude. The audacity.

[somber stream]

You're a lot of things Nemesor

[visual vortex]

No the point of Historal Analogy is to get warnings of actions that will make our civilization collapse and put us back into another Dark Age and lose nearly all of the progress we made in advancements.

[tall grove]

The very best a filthy bretonnian deserves

[visual vortex]

If modern world collapse we enter the Dark Dark Age

🧠

[hazy kestrel]

Well, I guess it was about as effective as they have been for society as a whole. Which is to say: not at all.

[graceful star]

someone said im a good wall, im gonna ride the high of this compiment for a few months

[tall grove]

If the modern world collapses we won’t be able to industrialize again due to damage we’ve done to the environment
Isn’t that nice?

[visual vortex]

Yeah but colosseum

[hazy kestrel]

So true!

[visual vortex]

Little octopi will take over

Funny guys swinging from the trees

Actually it would be funnier if rats took over

And had little towns and stuff

[tall grove]

Skaven

[tall grove]

New York

[visual vortex]

Went to New York once

[somber stream]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpemKbWUqW0

[visual vortex]

I actually didnt see a rat

[tall grove]

How much they paying you to say ts?

[visual vortex]

Nothing

New York was an actual shithole

The best memory i have is of a homeless guy yelling at others on the side of the street to give him money and calling them greedy with a cup of his own piss in his hand

He then proceeded to get a syringe and inject himself with Nurgle's concoctions

I did see a lot of pigeons though

[placid wolf]

Almost won a Karnak Twins fight and than the game clowncarred literally 14 scab ragers onto me… wonderful

[tall grove]

New York is just a hive city

[visual vortex]

That's what I'm sayinnnn

[tall grove]

You need some help?

[visual vortex]

But at least you can see the sky

[placid wolf]

Can Fatshark stop doing the clowncar shit? It’s annoying and doesn’t feel fair. It’s cheaty bullshit

[visual vortex]

It had a pretty view higher up

[placid wolf]

I got off for the night ty though

[tall grove]

The sky dome installed by the government maybe

[tall grove]

Oh okay
No problem

[visual vortex]

Perhaps

I remember spending my time feeding the pigeons

[placid wolf]

I went to NYC once

It gave me a panic attack

[tall grove]

Auric lowkey easy ngl

[placid wolf]

You fail to account for players who are miserable trash (me)

[visual vortex]

It's pretty depressing

[placid wolf]

I live very rural

[tall grove]

I’m miserable trash gng

[placid wolf]

And I like where I live

[marsh iris]

Trash to Gold

[visual vortex]

I grew up in Northern swamps then moved to a suburban area

Hated NYC

[placid wolf]

I have a sky full of stars to look up at every night

And clean crisp air

[visual vortex]

The air in fall hits so good

[placid wolf]

Winter air is so good

It’s crisp asf

[visual vortex]

Agreed

[tall grove]

You mean you go… 🤢
Outside? 🤮

[visual vortex]

Sadly

[placid wolf]

I love the outdoors

[tall grove]

It was meant to reply to this

[gilded socket]

Hi its me your local leman russ gunner

[tall grove]

You should be banned

[placid wolf]

Esp in the fall and winter because all the wretched bugs are dead or hiding

[tall grove]

Hello local leman Russ gunner
How goes it?

[visual vortex]

The suburban outdoors isnt as fun as the swamp outdoors

[tall grove]

True

[visual vortex]

Not as many turtles or leeches to play with

Or snakes to catch

[nocturne bloom]

fall and winter: pissed off yellowjackets

[tall grove]

…what?

[placid wolf]

I don’t go any further than my porch at night lest I be turned into bear, mountainlion, or coyote food

[gilded socket]

Fuck! I hate it here

[tall grove]

Yeah, same

[tall grove]

No balls

[lethal solstice]

True

[placid wolf]

Correct

[visual vortex]

The swamp i grew up at had a ton of turtles there and a super big one too.

Leeches saw the opportunity and moved in into the muck at the waterbed to suck on the turtles when they lay their eggs or whatever

[placid wolf]

I’m a woman

[nocturne bloom]

[inland mantle]

Damn

[placid wolf]

Leeches are abominable creatures

[tall grove]

I’m aware
But chicks with a spine grow nuts on their chin this is a commonly known fact

[placid wolf]

Absolutely awful

[visual vortex]

Leeches are more useful than ticks or mosquitos though

Ticks can actually fucking burn

[tall grove]

What is this supposed to mean?

[placid wolf]

I’m not a man so I don’t assume I can beat up wildlife I havent a hope of even injuring before it kills me

[nocturne bloom]

[tall grove]

I’m so confused

[nocturne bloom]

[gilded socket]

Its so just AUGH

[tall grove]

I’m still a boy, not yet a man
I’m still confident I could 1v1 a coyote if I had a relatively large stick

[visual vortex]

I'd say a good rock

You gotta have the spirit and the adrenaline

[nocturne bloom]

coyotes are not hard to catch

[visual vortex]

Coyotes also have like one way of attacking too

[ionic lion]

I still find it absolutely pathetic how you have to pay 900 aquilas for an arbitrator helm with the visor raised

[visual vortex]

Hit them on nose good and they down

[placid wolf]

I know I’m getting mauled

[visual vortex]

Step in back and pull front legs over

[nocturne bloom]

ive caught more than a few when i got my permits 5 years ago

[visual vortex]

Crush heart without hurting pelt

[tall grove]

You simply need more confidence

[hushed cipher]

Coyotes only attack if they have a pack, no? They don't do so well on their own

[visual vortex]

Humans do the same

[tall grove]

Bro giving us an execution method

[hushed cipher]

FACTS

[placid wolf]

I leave the wildlife alone. I respect nature without encroaching on it. As we all should

[nocturne bloom]

old guy that did exterminations of them used a wiffle ball bat when i was taking my tests

they are extremely fragile

[visual vortex]

Nah it's an actual trapper method my family uses

When you catch a fox or coyote you hit them with a decently heavy thing like a shovel on the nose

[placid wolf]

And the wildlife don’t encroach on my space or they get a shotgun slug

[nocturne bloom]

can confirm

[visual vortex]

and to not ruin the pelt for more money you crush the heart

You dont want to pierce the pelt because that's a decreased value

[nocturne bloom]

you dont really need to go for the heart but tbf everyone is taught a little different

[marsh iris]

: What a freaky lot you are

[hushed cipher]

Foxes are so beautiful, unfortunate they're hunted

[visual vortex]

Their pelts sell for a ton

[nocturne bloom]

only really when they get into chickens etc

[hushed cipher]

This is true, always defend your own

[nocturne bloom]

my issue was coyotes

[marsh iris]

i heard foxes screams are like horrifying woman screams

[hushed cipher]

Yes

Or if you've heard WDTFS, they go AOW AOW AOW

[placid wolf]

I don’t mind people shooting foxes because they’d go after my animals

[nocturne bloom]

mountain lions and fisher cats are worse

[placid wolf]

Foxes are little bastards

[tall grove]

Freaky for fem savant

[tall grove]

Cute tho

[marsh iris]

ah yes those too, why are they like that 💀

[nocturne bloom]

i have mink here too

[placid wolf]

If a fox goes after my cat(s) I’m stomping it into a orangish red pulp idgaf how “cute” it is

[visual vortex]

But a good hunter uses the whole prey

[visual vortex]

Or if they have rabies

[nocturne bloom]

from what ive seen myself mountain lions are the most convincing

[tall grove]

Fair

[clever horizon]

cadian coded

[visual vortex]

Saw a fox once eat a mole or a vole in my yard

[nocturne bloom]

pretty much, i usually leave them alone since i dont have livestock

[clever horizon]

tf is a vole

[visual vortex]

You want to kill the ones with rabies

Walking corpses

[nocturne bloom]

like a mole but really small

[visual vortex]

Like a weird mole subspecies

[tall grove]

Rabies is basically a zombie virus lol

[nocturne bloom]

i have a pic of one in my hand

[visual vortex]

One of the oldest and most deadliest things ever

[hushed cipher]

Type of rodent i think?

[visual vortex]

Makes you wonder if there was more like it that died out

And rabies was just lucky

[nocturne bloom]

a vole is a better looking mole, i took a pic of one in my hand last month

[marsh iris]

vogue mole?