general-chat

[tight heath]

Faking witches

[lusty estuary]

alright do i roll my purple d20 my red d20 my silver d20 or my mtg phyrexian health die

[sonic sonnet]

bad PeCeeeeee

[nimble salmon]

Schlimmer als Französisch kann’s nicht sein

[sonic sonnet]

bad PecEEEE

[tight heath]

The two 40 k factions I play are world eaters and death guard

[brazen pelican]

Danes don't call the pastry "Danishes".

[hushed cipher]

You're my goat garut

[tight heath]

How do you think I feel about pyskers

[sonic sonnet]

Zola just made the entire Mourningstar shout lmao

cinema

[tight heath]

[nimble salmon]

Don’t you want some variety ?

[quartz ibex]

Dawg im 50% greek, 30% bulgarian and like god said fuck this kid and made me a turk instead.

[sonic sonnet]

fun fact, nobody knows whether Danishes are danish, swedish or norwegian

[fierce cave]

@marsh iris do it jiggle?

[marsh iris]

[sonic sonnet]

everyone claims they made them

[tight heath]

Hard disagree nurgle models are some of the prettiest/most varied to paint and I use my world eaters as experiments for blood

[nimble salmon]

Thought the Turks hated Greeks

[sonic sonnet]

Imma go piss, you better be there Az

[hazy kestrel]

That is a fun fact.

[brazen pelican]

Both Danes and Swedes call them "Wienerbröd". As in a bread from Wien.

[marsh iris]

deez!

[fierce cave]

Deez nut

[carmine steppe]

You should get Tau

[somber stream]

Six

[pulsar drift]

My money's on Norwegian since they are also unintelligible

[tight heath]

I’m gonna tickle your butthole

[nimble salmon]

5000 points just like I did

[low hemlock]

✨Stands for:
V- Virtuous
O- Overall
R-Radical
E-Earthy-guy✨

[brazen pelican]

Norwegians are just filthy rich mountain goats.

[quartz ibex]

No i love greeks. Same culture, same brotherhood basically. Some shitty war made us hate eachother 100 years ago. Its just boomers being racists

[carmine steppe]

Seven?

[somber stream]

Nine

[nimble salmon]

Ok

Which VC AZ

[hushed cipher]

SIXTY NINE

[quartz ibex]

CALM DOWN

[hushed cipher]

BABYYY

[somber stream]

WOOOOOOOOOOOO

[quartz ibex]

IM OPENING MY PC

[carmine steppe]

You can't cause I am in my Tau Mech suit

[marsh iris]

H69420

[low hemlock]

6️⃣
🫴
7️⃣
🫴

[hushed cipher]

HOYL SHIT

[nimble salmon]

Favorite battlesuit?

[tight heath]

Can we order an exterminatus on the chat rq

[sonic sonnet]

DO IT FASTER

[nimble salmon]

No

[brazen pelican]

"The Greater Good Gundam™."

[somber stream]

@fiery wave You were phenomenal, thanks for the tips

[marsh iris]

need to clear my sleep debt

[brazen pelican]

Karien's the goat.

[quartz ibex]

Mods are gonna regret emoving the message timer

[sonic sonnet]

think they already do

[somber stream]

Goodnight Garut

[fierce cave]

Emoving

My favorite word

[nimble salmon]

Emoving

[sonic sonnet]

everyone keeps saying it should come back

[lusty estuary]

i miss the slowmode.

[sonic sonnet]

good night

[sonic sonnet]

emoving

[obtuse oak]

https://tenor.com/view/sighs-gabriela-dawson-chicago-fire-eye-roll-ugh-gif-10924070

[fierce cave]

Don't care

[fierce cave]

Also hi

How you been king

[nimble salmon]

WHICH VC @quartz ibex

[sonic sonnet]

AZ HURRY UP

[quartz ibex]

I will euthanize you

[brazen pelican]

King or Donkey?

[lusty estuary]

slowmode helped to teach us philosophy... now without it... what do we have? NOTHING!

[sonic sonnet]

AZ WHICH VC

[fierce cave]

Strike team

1

@sonic sonnet

[sonic sonnet]

ah

thanks

[brazen pelican]

Anarchy in general!

[quartz ibex]

STRIKE TEAM ONE YOU KARKIN DUMBASSES

[sonic sonnet]

Spaghetti

[carmine steppe]

Riptide

[obtuse oak]

Why did you ping me exactly

[fierce cave]

Because you haven't said hi to me

[pearl bay]

To know how you been pretty explicit

[quartz ibex]

they spamming stuff idk

[fierce cave]

You hurt my non existent feelings

[obtuse oak]

I will actually time you out if you don't tell me

[somber stream]

Do it

[fierce cave]

Lots of messages

Like 20 a second

[fiery wave]

I am not. I just know things from trauma.

[lusty estuary]

i like how you have to think of a reason now

[low hemlock]

Spaghetti about to be truned into COLD Spaghetti

[brazen pelican]

Still the goat. ♥

[fiery wave]

Am not. Just trauma knowledge.

[tight heath]

ahem

Attention imperial citizen one or more of your recent actions have been deemed inappropriate by multiple third party individuals, once a citizen is notified in such a manner said citizen is reviewed by members of the adeptus arbitrates in accordance with the high court of the administratum, upon review we have determined that the following actions are in violation of your class C citizenship: mentioning anti imperial ideals, associating with known heretics, and being a traitor. Your imerpial right to existence has received one judgement which will expire upon your deathbed, additional violation may result in the disabling of your legs or the termination of your life, please note that fleeing or killing yourself will not resolve the judgment on your existence as your charge will be levied on your next of kin, until your tithe has been payed to the administratum. If you wish to form an appeal to the adeptus arbites to counter act your judgment please inform us to why you believe the judgment to be wrongful in twenty words or less. we thank you for your understanding, for the emperor

From the blasphemy of the heretic,

Our emperor, delivers us.

[fierce cave]

Already had a reason

[somber stream]

Your trauma will fuel future endeavours

[tight heath]

[brazen pelican]

Not reading all that, I'm joining Chaos.

[fiery wave]

PTSDing weird build Zealot.

[hushed cipher]

The beast of nurgle got me traumatised man

[tight heath]

Drukhari core

[pine cedar]

So much better without slow mode

[fierce cave]

Hakari

[somber stream]

Burgle got the hots for you

[carmine steppe]

Now we need img perms

[tight heath]

Come on I just typed that all out ):

[tired inlet]

it's real Hellraiser-type stuff

[sonic sonnet]

@distant atlas come back, coward.

[fierce cave]

Harem

[fiery wave]

It justs wants to eat you.

[hushed cipher]

At least something does

[distant atlas]

i didnt even mean to join a vc in ts server dude

[pine cedar]

You don’t like being consumed by the corrupted Caseoh?

[tight heath]

I love how according to hellraiser if you solve a rubix cube they just fucking kill you

[obtuse oak]

Ok? From who? I can't tell how fast people were typing just by scrolling up.

[sonic sonnet]

please :3

[tight heath]

):

[hushed cipher]

He doesn't even take me to dinner first

[hollow karma]

Holy shit it’s him

[tired inlet]

I mean if you read the sequel to Hellbound Heart, the Hell Priest, that falls in-line

[brazen pelican]

Several people, afaik.

[fierce cave]

I don't remember but it was above the ping

[fiery wave]

You are the dinner.

[somber stream]

There there, you'll develope your rizz eventually

[hushed cipher]

I'm the dessert, after dinner. I must be earned

[obtuse oak]

This is the most useless report of all time

I'm going back to my dinner

[hushed cipher]

EXCUSW ME I GOT MORE RIZZ THAN YOU

[brazen pelican]

Whatcha havin'?

[carmine steppe]

Lmao

[pearl bay]

Anyway pinging someone to for nothing is a crime. BAN HIM

[short oar]

Minigun scum is the greatest thing ive played so far

[tight heath]

If I have to sleep w a demon of chaos it would be nurgle cause at least you won’t die (you’ll be a zombie but it’ll be fine)

[cosmic burrow]

Smacznego

[tired inlet]

hell yeah, I love some yellowfin tuna sushi rolls

[tight heath]

Everyone else you die

[fierce cave]

What you got

[hushed cipher]

"Develop" my ass

[pearl bay]

He should be banned

[tight heath]

I’m a nurgle defender

[pearl bay]

Or time out atleast

[tight heath]

He’s the least bad of the 4

[fierce cave]

He?

[lusty estuary]

wardens. execute this BITCH!!!

[fierce cave]

I'm going to hunt you down

[pearl bay]

You should be time out

[tight heath]

Abelard introduce me to the rabble

[somber stream]

Don't push it

[fierce cave]

I am time out

[fierce cave]

Solber

[pearl bay]

Good

[tight heath]

Abelard last night did 472 damage to a drukhari LMFAO

[brazen pelican]

SolBer? Diablo 2 added more runewords?!

[tight heath]

[hollow karma]

TAKE AWAY HIS DREAM JOURNAL AND HAVE HIM EXPELLED

[tight heath]

Idk why tf I have an entire party anymore

[hushed cipher]

NO NOT THE DREAM JOURNAL

[low hemlock]

Damn Saghetti already got his #1 Arch Nemesis

[tight heath]

Him and ulfar solo the whole game

[low hemlock]

[hushed cipher]

OH MY GOD I HAVENT HEARD THAT MOVIE IN AGES

[pearl bay]

What are your pronoms

[fierce cave]

SEND THIS FELLA TO PENIS EXPLOSION CHAMBER AND EXPLODE HIS PENIS IMMEDIATELY

[fierce cave]

You mean what was I born as?

A WOMEN

[tight heath]

The evil pronoun monster

[tight heath]

Jokes on you I’m into that

[pearl bay]

Nice to know sir

[brazen pelican]

Must. Resist.

[somber stream]

Do it

[somber stream]

It's a creature

[fierce cave]

This might be ragebait

[hushed cipher]

😭

[brazen pelican]

I love creatures, especially the cute ones! :3

[tight heath]

Does xe/xir knowism

[pearl bay]

I dont think freedom of speech should be allowed

[somber stream]

This one talk shit and likely burn your house down while you sleep

[pearl bay]

Ban most of the people here

[brazen pelican]

Why not?

[pearl bay]

Its bad

[shy sandal]

Rise and shine

[brazen pelican]

How come?

[tight heath]

I think trial by combat

[pearl bay]

Censor is always goated

[brazen pelican]

Strongly disagree.

[tight heath]

Missgendered someone at a party over the weekend thought he was a butch he was a man, they then preceded to beat me to death w hammers

[lusty estuary]

justified.

[hollow karma]

So much for the tolerant left 🙄🙄🙄🙄

[tired inlet]

not the Hammer Party I'm used to hearing about, but it's okay

[tight heath]

I got it what’s next

[hollow karma]

Did they use 40,000 hammers?

[brazen pelican]

Freedom of speech is one of the most important rights in a functioning democracy.

[nimble salmon]

Loser indeed

[lusty estuary]

not for my democracy

[tight heath]

No this guy named horis did tho

[lusty estuary]

my democracy is better anyways

[marsh iris]

[hollow karma]

Horus here say?

[brazen pelican]

Do you jail or kill those that disagree?

[tight heath]

IM THE LOCAL PARTY TWINK MY JOB AINT TO THINK

[tired inlet]

no

[hushed cipher]

Yes

[tight heath]

EXCUSE ME

[pine cedar]

BRUH WTF WAS THAT

[hollow karma]

I SAW THST

[shy sandal]

Lesbian jumpscare

[lusty estuary]

i am not in the position to confirm or deny

[tired inlet]

fuck-ups are gonna get stickers removed too

[tight heath]

I ONLY ACCEPT YAOI HERE OF MARKIPLIER MPREG

GET THAT SHIT OUT OF HERE

YUCK

[brazen pelican]

If stickers gets removed, heads will roll!

[lusty estuary]

i need my stickers.

[drowsy lynx]

Why Pepsi gragas got purple drank

[lusty estuary]

new pepsi

[brazen pelican]

Purplsi.

[lusty estuary]

purple stuff

[tight heath]

She Pepsi on my cola till I sprite

[hollow karma]

Sizzurpsi

[pine cedar]

Are you saying that cause you love to use your Slaanesh stickers any chance you get?

[somber stream]

That's something you'll have to work on yourself, sorry :c

No amount of Havoc can save that

[brazen pelican]

Yes.

[hushed cipher]

EXCUSW ME

[tight heath]

In response to your profile

[hushed cipher]

[faint charm]

so far

[tight heath]

When there was a pisser for my college I hunted them down and then she dumped a spray bottle on me

[faint charm]

this server

[faint charm]

general chat

[faint charm]

feels very good

i want to fit in

what should i do

[tight heath]

Reject part is self explanatory

[surreal ermine]

pick a class and start hating them

[tight heath]

Lobotomy

[rancid shore]

At everyome

Women

[brazen pelican]

Step one, stop playing Darktide.

[lusty estuary]

talk about weapons you want but only ones that are entirely out of the realm of possibility

[faint charm]

im already stupid enough

[lusty estuary]

they need to give ogryn all of the autoguns but not scale them up

[rancid shore]

Bonesaw

[lusty estuary]

well we have that

[faint charm]

urmmm

[tired inlet]

heavy attack

[rancid shore]

Medic tf2

[faint charm]

hmmmm

[rancid shore]

Dayumn

[faint charm]

everything can be used as weapon

[brazen pelican]

DRUHKARI BLACK HOLE GUN WHEN FATSHARK?!

[faint charm]

weaponized love?

[obtuse oak]

Another force staff

[rancid shore]

...I vibe with this

[tight heath]

That’s what I call aids

[lusty estuary]

the real weapon was the friends we made along the way

[faint charm]

how about

aroma oil diffuser

[rancid shore]

I misunderstood the question ngl

[brazen pelican]

All the big friendly rocks.

[faint charm]

weapon grade lavender oil scent

[rancid shore]

Orgryn gauntlets

Fisticuffs

[faint charm]

sonic weapon with iphone ringtone

[tight heath]

If they add a skitari/tech adept if the ability isn’t jd Vance style fucking the toaster I don’t want it

[faint charm]

anti-vampire wooden stake?

[tight heath]

“Rejects I appear to have caught a cylinder inside a lasgun, I need to remove the cylinder without damaging it please help”

[obtuse oak]

Okay calm down everyone.

[faint charm]

scrub daddy?

as a weapon?

it scrubs off the nurgle thing

so it makes the heretic clean

[hollow karma]

Got dang it Bobby

[hushed cipher]

Darktide players need scrub

[tight heath]

If I post rannick pregnant with wolfers child again do I get a sticker

[pine cedar]

Can we get the guitar weapon the noise marines use

[tight heath]

Free bird special attack

Or you just smash the guitar

[lusty estuary]

we're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkey off the menu.

[tight heath]

How would you feel if YOU were the one stuffed for thanksgiving huh

[lusty estuary]

not very good.

[tired inlet]

I liked my idea of an ogryn being able to use enemies as weapons with a grab mechanic, and the eliteness of the enemy determine how many swings with it you get, like a groaner or walker you could swing once before it explodes, a gunner would hjave like 3 swings, a mauler would have like 5 swings; using it on a bulwark could deshield them, a crusher could steal their hammer; everything would eventually break and you'd need to grab something else. M3 would throw the body you grabbed. Each swing would deteriorate the body so you'd eventually have a limbless headless torso and it would explode and you'd need to grab another.

so an ogryn could be quick, grab a poxburster, then M3 to launch it grenade style into a horde, but if they M1'd it they'd explode point-blank and take damage

[brazen pelican]

The new "campaign" is a separate thing with three missions.

[lusty estuary]

the new mission is on the mission board now so you can just skip it

[tight heath]

That one scene in the new absolute Batman where it’s just bane swinging Batman around

[brazen pelican]

Hulk swinging Loki.

[tight heath]

As much as I hate rivals

That one voice line with Loki going “you stay away from me”

Is pretty fucking good

[tired inlet]

you get an achievement for ulting as hulk and grabbing Loki

[tight heath]

TRUST ME

IK

I PLAYED LOKI IN RANKED UP TO ETERNITY

IM TIRED OF HULK CHASING ME ACROSS THE MAP

[tired inlet]

you think you're going to get it and it's a loki clone; DOOMBOT'd again

[fierce cave]

I love

Everyone

Except the people here

[somber stream]

Lies

[fierce cave]

I fucking despise you

(jk)

[lusty estuary]

you like me obviously

[tight heath]

I wonder what I can play with right now
The humble bouncy ball:

[lusty estuary]

it goes without saying

[fierce cave]

No?

I don't know you

[lusty estuary]

you don't need to

[brazen pelican]

I didn't even do anything! :<

[tired inlet]

That's my purse!

[fierce cave]

That's the point

[lusty estuary]

this is legit the type of shit i'm on 24/7

[fierce cave]

This server has only caused me suffering

[tight heath]

Photo or cap

[lusty estuary]

no image perms

[tight heath]

Me and the homies when we’re bored

[hushed cipher]

[fierce cave]

What if we do it lowkey

[tight heath]

5$

[hushed cipher]

Eepu

Eepy

[lusty estuary]

WAKE UP!

[hushed cipher]

Sleepntime

[languid hazel]

My throat is sorr Dx

[somber stream]

Goodnight Ray

[fiery wave]

Nini.

[somber stream]

I'll bomb England if they ban the stickers too

[brazen pelican]

And the Danes! And the French!

[fierce cave]

It's free

[somber stream]

Especially the French

[fierce cave]

I am the storm

I am approaching

Encroaching

[hushed cipher]

You're on thin ice

[somber stream]

I've the best intentions

[brazen pelican]

Yeah, climate change has made winters in Germany a bit tame.

[somber stream]

👼

[somber stream]

True, used to be a whole lot more snow a decade back

[brazen pelican]

Can't remember the last Christmas we had a ton of snow, in fucking Sweden. :<

[somber stream]

Think Russia didn't have snow somewhere around January back in 2018 i think

[brazen pelican]

We need a few real fucking winters.

[fierce cave]

One hand in

One hand out

[lusty estuary]

someone pick a number between 1-20

[brazen pelican]

Baby shark.

[lusty estuary]

alright lets see if i roll it

6

[languid hazel]

20

[languid hazel]

Fuck

[short oar]

can skitarii tomorrow be made into a sticker

[lusty estuary]

i have 6 or 7 i

i have

6

67 i 67

[ivory dawn]

Boys, I might actually be playing my first tabletop game this week

[short oar]

have fun

dont kill your gm

[brazen pelican]

What faction are you playing?

[short oar]

or party

or anyone for that matter

[wind hornet]

I was wondering what I did wrong last time

[short oar]

unless they REALLY deserve it

[ivory dawn]

Tyranids :3

[brazen pelican]

Remember it is only legal to kill your GM by making shitty puns about their NPC names.

[short oar]

or you have suficient enough crimenology expertise to come out outscaded

[brazen pelican]

Fuck yeah!

[ivory dawn]

I don't have a Neurolictor though, so that upsets me
I am bringing all the other lictor-family nids tho

[brazen pelican]

Space bugs are the best.

As a power move, eat the minis you kill.

[ivory dawn]

Nah, I ain't doing that, not much biomass on plastic, paint and primer unfortunately-

Speaking of primer, I ran out halfway through priming the units I was planning on bringing, so that sucks

[brazen pelican]

Nah, focus on the positives! :3

You're gonna play, and you have the best faction. In my book you're already a winner! :3

[ivory dawn]

Yippee! :3

I'm doing a vanguard onslaught detachment army of 500 points (since we're doing crusade battles) and honestly? I think it's gonna be alright for my first game

[brazen pelican]

Don't focus too hard or winning or losing, just try and have fun! :3

[ivory dawn]

That's the plan, if I eat at least one unit of the opponent, it's a net gain on biomass because we can just eat our fallen nids :>

[outer tartan]

Nom Nom Nom, cannibalisim good.

[brazen pelican]

This is the way! I'm so proud of you! ..oOwOo..

[ivory dawn]

[orchid lynx]

hmmm... I wonder If I can throw enough guardsman at em to make the tyranid die of fat

[brazen pelican]

That might backfire, but I am excited to give it a try.

[outer tartan]

oh god, you'd need a pile of fat guardsmen.

[brazen pelican]

Ogryn.

[outer tartan]

That would work better, but they might be able to hold their own for a little bit before reaching the eating stage.

[ivory dawn]

Hmmm...I volunteer as tribute-

[orchid lynx]

Ight go get eaten

[ivory dawn]

[fiery wave]

I peep in and it's now about vore. Sighs.

[brazen pelican]

No, just a friendly Commissar willing to donate Guardsmen as biomass.

[fiery wave]

No feeding outsiders. They should be shot.

[brazen pelican]

@orchid lynx ^

If I can't have Guardsmen graciously offered to me, I am off to find some Aeldari.

[orchid lynx]

What outsiders? She was in the vents of this ship since the beginning

[brazen pelican]

..oOwOo..

[ivory dawn]

What about the Vegan option? Orks are plentiful and taste just like the real thing :>

[brazen pelican]

But Aeldari has those pretty stones she really likes! :3

[ivory dawn]

This is true, I'll stick with the vegan option though, they like to keep throwing themselves at me anyways

[orchid lynx]

If I want something or someone gone I throw em in the vent and shout really loudly

[brazen pelican]

Happy to help. :3

[brazen pelican]

This is true, we can cover more ground if we split up.

[ivory dawn]

That's why we got different hive fleets

[brazen pelican]

I don't really have a Hive Fleet, though. It's a bit weird, but I like the independence I get. :3

[ivory dawn]

Eh, I was a tad bit unoriginal and mixed the chitinous carapace of Leviathan with the regular sort of "skin" of Behemoth...It kinda works though, kinda fire

[lapis hazel]

Man, seeing 3 vets in a match and none using field improv...

[languid hazel]

Mrrrp :3

[brazen pelican]

Mine are purple/pink chitin/bone and brown skin. Because Zerg. :3

[ivory dawn]

That's a really nice colour scheme actually

[brazen pelican]

I'm not good at painting, though, only completed one Broodlord. :3

[ivory dawn]

I've painted a norn emissary, a walking hive tyrant, half of a tyrannofex and...That's about it really

Oh and one tyrant guard

[brazen pelican]

Still working on my Tyrant. Had to have wings, though. :3

[ivory dawn]

I got a winged tyrant too, it's kinda sitting on its own though, I don't have much plans to paint him

[brazen pelican]

I just find it hard to find the patience. :3

[shy sandal]

I'm dusting off my SWTOR account, what class should i play? 👴

[ivory dawn]

Fair enough :>

[shy sandal]

I think there is like... 3 good choices and the rest are mid

[tender horizon]

My favorite was always Advanced Proto Powertech

Depends ig

You want mechanics or story?

[shy sandal]

It's a Bioware game, i like the story more

[tender horizon]

Two questions then

You played all the darkside stories?

[shy sandal]

Only the sith ones

[tender horizon]

And have you played Agent?

Play Agent

[shy sandal]

Have but not finished it

Bet

[tender horizon]

They have the best story in the game ime

I won't say much else but it ties into the other stories

So it gets better if you remember/played them

[shy sandal]

Sith Marauder also has a decent one

[brazen pelican]

One of the mid ones.

[tender horizon]

Warrior is great, yeah

I like all the darkside stories tho

[shy sandal]

The only good republic one is the commando

[tender horizon]

Tbh

I kinda only like smuggler light side

[buoyant nexus]

A new Penance reward can be claimed by visiting Hestia in the Mourningstar.

[tender horizon]

Knight is cool cause Kotor 3 experience tho

[shy sandal]

Jedi Sage 🤢

[brazen pelican]

Can't see or claim anything new.

[buoyant nexus]

you've fallen for my ruse

ohohohohohoho

[brazen pelican]

@fiery wave Can I eat this one?

[lusty estuary]

i'm talking to hestia and she won't answer me help i can't i don't i don't know what to do i can't

[brazen pelican]

..oOwOo..

[nimble salmon]

YO CHAT NEW HADRON R34 DROPPED

[fringe plover]

[nimble salmon]

Live slug reaction

[hollow karma]

Glad to see gen chat gen chatting 🥰

[quartz ibex]

They've been yapping about it in the vc with @sonic sonnet for a while

[nimble salmon]

Very important news

Might as well tag BIG BOI

[lusty estuary]

i think you're lying i looked it up on yahoo and didn't find anything.

[sonic sonnet]

Slander

[nimble salmon]

Go on Reddit

[lusty estuary]

what is that

dude go on sprinkle

FAKE ASS WEBSITE!

[nimble salmon]

Bro using fucking Yahoo 😭😭

[lusty estuary]

okay i'm on reddit now what

[nimble salmon]

Go on Warhammer_smut and sort to new posts, bam new hadron art

Had to give bro instructions 😭😭

✌️💔

🥀🥀

[lusty estuary]

instructions unclear i'm on r/djungelskog

why did they make this bear such a fat ass

[nimble salmon]

WTF

WHAT?

[quartz ibex]

The ikea bear?

just looked at the hadron thing

[nimble salmon]

Ooookkay we’re off script

[quartz ibex]

its like semi nsfw lol

[hollow karma]

Who do u think posted it

[lusty estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/bouncy-skog-djungelskog-ikea-gif-9355076239541946381

[nimble salmon]

Jaehthebird

[hollow karma]

Aka big boi alt account

[nimble salmon]

Hope that helps

[nimble salmon]

Big boi is literally like my brother

[quartz ibex]

Never realized how people are down bad for wh40k until i found the warhammer smut page wtf

[graceful flame]

I just found out what the lyrics are for Disposal Unit song..

always wondered that

[hollow karma]

Same with all the war going on I didn’t think there was time for baddies

[graceful flame]

have yall heard disposal unit in style of doom cover?

its a banger ngl

[tulip kettle]

Kill all racists

I love xenos

I'm betraying the emperor for a xeno wife

[tulip kettle]

I LOVE XENOS

[brazen pelican]

Same. :3

[lusty estuary]

t'au wife

ride wife

wife fight back

kill wife

[whole glade]

Watching Wendigoon and getting chicken nuggets. Holy hell i’m autistic

[ivory dawn]

I love how my two most beloved armies is just
BIG SPACE BUG
-# Space bug-lite
Also known as tyranids and GSC

[brazen pelican]

Many space bugs, or more space bugs.

[ivory dawn]

It's like the Orks when it comes to Dakka
You can never have too many nids, that's why in the span of this entire year, I've amassed over 3000 points of them

[hollow karma]

Based and nuggetmaxxing

[sleek harness]

I am hunting

Which thing should hunt I

[brazen pelican]

Loyalists.

[lilac crag]

a job

[brazen pelican]

Censor it, please.

[sleek harness]

What do you mean loyalists

Should I hunt you?

[brazen pelican]

Oh it's not hunting things in 40k?

[hollow karma]

Those who are loyal to the ist

[brazen pelican]

Yes, I am very loyal.

[lilac crag]

hes monster hunt maxxjng

[brazen pelican]

Oh, then dragon.

[sleek harness]

I am too lazy to kill a god sorry

[tired inlet]

hah

[tired inlet]

Me when trying to avoid Gozer's death ray.

[sleek harness]

Look at the game I am playing

[lilac crag]

THATS SO FUCKING UNFAIR

[lilac crag]

I cannot guess your game taste based on streamlined video games, this shit is so ass

[sleek harness]

I like monster hunter, I just don't play it anymore

[lilac crag]

don't blame you

[tired inlet]

I want you to know that I added your mom as my emergency contact list, she is okay with it.

[sleek harness]

Who's mom

Depending on it the joke becomes actually funny

[hollow karma]

We got the joke general

🫡

[blazing shadow]

Damn, I've been waiting for like 20 minutes for people to play Havoc 20 and it seems like there are simply no players, how boring

[tired inlet]

isn't it finals week for the majority of students in the U.S. ?

it's prime drop-out/burn-out/2nd shifter hours right now

[hollow karma]

Early morning/mid day DT is for quick play I’ve found

[blazing shadow]

There is a graph to know when the maximum peak of players is to take it into account more than anything, it would be nice to be able to play without having to wait so long between games, maybe my time zone is contrary to the time of the maximum peak of players

[normal oar]

Ppl got j*bs

[tender horizon]

My havocs go smoother in the morning tbh

Its when more no lifes are on

Either morning or super late at night(also morning)

[blazing shadow]

uggg

[fiery wave]

Eat meanies and people taunting basically.

[pearl bay]

I dont think most no lifers play the morning

Morning is for normal people that got unployed just recently

[hidden whale]

I just unlocked havoc... but gotta beat a maelstrom first. any advice to getting into maelstrom

[pearl bay]

@hidden whale read the modifiers

Play around that

Keep in mind that the difficulty between modifiera and missions will vary a lot

And dont forget that sometime falling back to the last choke is good

[hidden whale]

wait how do I even find a maelstrom mission

[pearl bay]

Its in the normal missions

Maelstorm is written like event

[thick coyote]

Yeah you just look at the mission board

[hidden whale]

okay so these atonement missions are maelstroms?

I was doing those before I even hit 30

[thick coyote]

Then change difficulties to find the available maelstrom

[whole glade]

[thick coyote]

No those are event

[hidden whale]

ohh found one

had to go down to heresy lol

[pearl bay]

Uh

[thick coyote]

Maelstroms can be from malice to damnation

[pearl bay]

Wut

[thick coyote]

So if it's not available on 1 difficulty it's available on another

[pearl bay]

What even is damnation

[thick coyote]

A difficulty

[hollow karma]

The best difficulty

[hidden whale]

isnt that the 5th difficulty?

I think?

idk dont have it unlocked yet

[pearl bay]

Isnt that auric

[hollow karma]

Damnation is after heresy

Then auric

[pearl bay]

Ahhh

[thick coyote]

Auric is above damnation

[sharp inlet]

Is scoredboard still broken?

[outer tartan]

Technically there are six difficulties, but the lowest, sedition, is only available when you're a newb. Once you move up it disappears.

[stark bobcat]

No, they just removed it a few patches ago

When they changed the mission board

[dull hamlet]

[stark bobcat]

Iirc on Arby release?

[outer tartan]

I say we spam FS until they put it back, I want to walk through empty levels damn it.

Probably, I think it's been that long since they changed it.

[dull hamlet]

When will ogryn get more weapons?

[stark bobcat]

Probably not for awhile

[dull hamlet]

[lusty estuary]

they're removing ogryn soon

[stark bobcat]

Ogryn suffers from being a different size class so they get only unique weapons

[outer tartan]

Ogryn needs a heavy bolter with exploding bolts.

[sharp inlet]

So its gone completely?

[stark bobcat]

Yes

[dull hamlet]

Ripper gun is kinda close

[thick fog]

Boltering the sbivellers

[sharp inlet]

Is there an alternative? Ive seen people posting awful scoreboardey screenshots

[stark bobcat]

We were talking difficulties

[sharp inlet]

oop

[stark bobcat]

It seems you were talking scoreboard?

[sharp inlet]

yeah

[stark bobcat]

If so then I am unsure

[outer tartan]

I don't even use scoreboard anymore, its just depressing and tbh what's the point of having it anyway.

[lusty estuary]

number go up

[stark bobcat]

Testing

[sharp inlet]

yeah I want to test builds

[stark bobcat]

I compare numbers in my true solos

[sharp inlet]

I want to know if my tweaks are secretly making me worse

[thick fog]

Have not yet added the scoreboard back since the update

Not sure if it been updated

At least I can look at my classes hitting the poses again

[thick coyote]

I don't use scoreboard because I am already the best player there is
So scoreboard would only tell me what I already know

[dull hamlet]

Slab shield does need a rework

[thick coyote]

[thick fog]

Make it light only

Even shittier boss damage

[stark bobcat]

What's wrong with shield

[thick coyote]

Heavy heavy heavy heavy heavy

[dull hamlet]

Bad damage from the club part

[stark bobcat]

Use push attack

It's good maniac and flak damage iirc

[thick fog]

Damage is not that bad for anything except bosses

[thick coyote]

And it's fast

[stark bobcat]

Lights are good to stack batter fast and HH plus best way to break captain shield

[dull hamlet]

This is what I meant

[stark bobcat]

Stacks frenzied blows

[thick fog]

You can also 3-4 hits crushers with push attack spam

[thick coyote]

Brain off heby

[stark bobcat]

Interesting

[thick coyote]

[outer tartan]

The scoreboard mod on nexus was last updated in march, so who knows if that one is going to be fixed.

[thick fog]

While applying brittleness stack talent

My main issue with shield is the moveset or lack there of

[stark bobcat]

Shield is fine, people just don't know the strengths of the other attacks besides H1 BC

[dull hamlet]

The shield plant thingy is kinda useless because the rest of the team will have cut down the horde before you could even make use of it

[stark bobcat]

It's a good parry

[thick fog]

You almost gonna be using Heavy 1, push attack

[stark bobcat]

Shield special is only good as a parry

Since it's basically instant

[thick coyote]

Frame 1

[outer tartan]

It is good for blocking a DH for a while.

[dull hamlet]

Can it stop mutants?

[stark bobcat]

The animation doesn't need to be fully on the ground to give you damage immunity to melee

[thick fog]

Still did wish that shield was as diversed from Arbites shield

[stark bobcat]

No

[thick coyote]

No

[thick fog]

No

[stark bobcat]

No

[dull hamlet]

[thick fog]

Any enemies with grabs can still get you

Chaos spawns and beasts

[stark bobcat]

This is giving me vibes that you run taunt and then shield special in a corner....

Then get annoyed when specials still hurt you....

[thick coyote]

Just throw H1 H2 bruv
Single target combo with 4 moves? Never heard of it

[thick fog]

Heavy 2 does little damage

[thick coyote]

Brain off (like Arby's) heby

[outer tartan]

H2 is the crowd pleaser.

[stark bobcat]

But cleaves through horde and applies batter

[thick fog]

Does have infinite or high cleave

If does not hit carapace

[thick coyote]

Slab Shield does have infinite cleave on H2

But does obey carapace

[gilded socket]

Woof

[dull hamlet]

Warhammer 50,000

[outer tartan]

Oggy needs a make brittle on any of the mele weapons, I know ripper gun has it where you can practically apply all 16 stacks with one punch of the special, hit that on a crusher and you can finish him off with 3-4 rounds of ammo.

[gilded socket]

@quartz ibex is this true?

[dull hamlet]

Gun go stab
gun go shoot

[hidden whale]

imperium of man has fallen to the orks

there is only ork now

[thick coyote]

You see
Thunderous exists
But thunderous is shit

Can opener exists but can opener is goated

[dull hamlet]

George R.R.

[outer tartan]

Scum's crowbar has the make brittle on secondary (flipped) crowbar attack. Can rip through armor pretty easily.

[thick fog]

What was the stacks difference between both blessings again?

[wicked shore]

Dude u on Xbox and uk I have the code just don’t need it and no other mates play darktide

[gilded socket]

Awwooo

[thick coyote]

Thunderous is like 5% per hit
Can opener is 40%

[thick fog]

Thunderous isn't like 4 stacks of 2.5% brittleness?

Ah

[thick coyote]

So you either apply a lot in a single hit

Or it's shit

[thick fog]

Can opener is quite a rarity to use for ripper tbh

[dull hamlet]

Does this game get seasonal content? Or how does the content loop work if there is one?

[thick fog]

I almost never seen to use the bayonet

[thick coyote]

You get like

4 BIG updates in a year

[thick fog]

There's events but major update content is usually released between each quarter of the year

4 updates

[outer tartan]

This update is the first new level in quite some time, wasn't the last one the train?

[hollow karma]

What are the go to blessings for slab shield ?

[drowsy lynx]

It was more useful when there were fewer other reliable ways to take on armor

[thick fog]

No, Grim Protocols

Last December

[thick coyote]

Skullcrusher Brutal Momentum

[thick fog]

Skullcrusher, Opportunist for me

[hollow karma]

Hmmm ok I’ll take a look at those two

[outer tartan]

We need more than one full level a year, that would be nice.

[dull hamlet]

I have 12k plasteel saved up, what is it used for

[thick fog]

Worth the wait for trenches but game currently is in desperate for new missions and weapons

[hollow karma]

Upgrading weapons and stuff

[thick fog]

So hopefully they focus on that in 2026

Cancel all next classes and plan them in 2028

[outer tartan]

Melta guns when?

[thick coyote]

Someday

[dull hamlet]

[thick coyote]

There's a Melta magazine model somewhere in the code but it's Fatshark
They have a good amount of unused stuff on the code

[tulip kettle]

I FUCKING LOVE XENOS

[outer tartan]

Or a vengeance launcher, the sticky grenade gun from 40k: Boltgun.

[thick fog]

Don't worry they said they were cooking up something for veteran players in 2025 from Grim Prots blogpost and it was just power Falchion lmao

[dull hamlet]

Xenomorph?

[thick fog]

Xeno species

Anything that does not look human

[thick coyote]

#theorycrafting message

[fiery wave]

The most meh thing.

[dull hamlet]

Bye bye

[thick fog]

Wdym it was the best thing they invented, took more resources than Arbites and scum

[outer tartan]

I want the plasma cannon for my ogryn, nothing like AoE spamming of plasma orbs.

[thick coyote]

Uh

I think plasma is off limits for ogryn

[outer tartan]

Shhhhh, just look the other way while I loot a space marine battle barge...

[thick coyote]

You have better chances of getting a laser cannon or multi laser for ogryn

[outer tartan]

That would be cool too.

[thick fog]

Oh yeah Steam replay is out now this year

time to see dorktide my most played game of the year again

[outer tartan]

Lol

[thick fog]

bro darktide is on the rate of 85-90% played through every month lmao

[outer tartan]

One of these days I'm going to re-download the halo MCC and actually play the games. I got like idk how far in the first game then something else new grabbed my attention. But in the end, I always come back to darktide, something about it that no other co0op team shooter I've played fits.

Should note, been watching the halo tv show, got me thinking about this.

[ivory dawn]

I know it's probably unrealistic for me to want this but I kinda do want a mission or perhaps a future subsection of the hive to have a genestealer cult in it

I mean, lore-wise and realistically speaking, the nurgle plagues would've probably already wiped them out but...Still, t'would be neat

[thick coyote]

The Jeaners are back at it again

🗣️

[stark bobcat]

It's just a week away

[thick coyote]

Next update ™

[shy sandal]

Mine's at 19% and it's the second one

[ivory dawn]

I love darktide solely because of the simple descriptors I can give to all the characters

"What's the veteran doing?"
Throwing grenades and yelling about cadia like a vietnam vet at a chinese restaurant

[quartz chasm]

BacktomyDTfriends

@stuck wasp Next verm 2 will be HUGE

update

[outer tartan]

Hmm, Darktide is at #1 with 23% of my play time this year, followed by X4 Foundations 12%, then Battlestar Galactica Deadlock at 10%

[quartz chasm]

Starting first with the Level 15 talent rework and then Property and Trait overhaul

[thick coyote]

"Hey Brick, where did you get that grenade?"

[ivory dawn]

"SOMETHING SOMETHING, CADIA STANDS!"
Gets hit by a trapper before a thousand poxbursters round the corner

[hidden whale]

how does the plague tree puzzle work

I saw the circles and I think I gotta get 3 right? in some random order? idk

[feral vessel]

five hundred poxbursters

and five hundred
more
poxbursters

[feral vessel]

it's RNG, you just gotta click from one dot to another until one of them flashes white twice.

[thick coyote]

Move around the dots until you find the white dot
Do it 3 times

You can back out of it and the white dots will be on the same place still

[hidden whale]

ok thats easy

just couldnt figure it out myself under rager, poxburster, trapper, dog spam...

[jovial wedge]

High intensity shock troop gauntlet but every specialist wave is just 50 pox bursters

[cunning canopy]

wtf is wrong with the servers i keep disconnecting in the middle of every damn mission i start

cant even complete a mission properly

[ocean widget]

so many good things we could've had
and we got a worse relic blade

[feral vessel]

about right

[short oar]

Known issue (i think) servers are hurting

[ocean widget]

i wanna know the statistics on who actually uses the power falchion nowadays ngl

just count anyone who has it at mastery level 20 and uses it still

[jovial wedge]

Still waiting for them to give us an actual sniper rifle for veteran

[ocean widget]

you'll be waiting until darktide 4 comes out

[jovial wedge]

I'm in the cope corner

[gilded socket]

Awooo

[jovial wedge]

Drowning in the sea of cope

[jovial wedge]

It comes out but it's paid dlc 🙏

[short oar]

Sniper would be to slow for dsrktide

Unless it can cleave throw a horde

Then it would be nutty

[jovial wedge]

I'd appreciate something akin to the snipers in SM2

But then again

[outer tartan]

Veteran walking around with a Las cannon firing straight through a hoard of enemies would be epic.

[jovial wedge]

It might just result in more people shooting poxbusters as I'm right about to push them, sending me into the abyss

[nocturne bloom]

Homie said hed be on to play the last 3 nights... never showed up

Need a brovorce

[jaunty path]

Shoot him in the face

[nocturne bloom]

Do what

[thick coyote]

Bro just described plasma gun

😭

[short oar]

True

[hidden whale]

meowdy

[surreal ermine]

bro just described boltgun

[drowsy lynx]

How's the cleave on hellbore?

[feral vessel]

spearhead boltgun?
plasma gun?

[thick coyote]

3 cleave

Same as bolter

Or XIV recon

Or Agri 8 braced Auto

[drowsy lynx]

That's worse than I expected lol

[short oar]

Tru

[feral vessel]

plasma gun specifically seems to have infinite cleave

[short oar]

Uhh

[hidden whale]

okay boys I'm level 30 and have 25 hrs. its time for havoc 1

[short oar]

Ots easy

[feral vessel]

boltgun doesn't go through enemies as much as the AoE attack does damage to the horde

[short oar]

Getting a match is the hsrd part lmao

[wide seal]

How long each mission lasts ?

[thick coyote]

It gets 6 with Hotshot iirc

[short oar]

FATSHARK!!!!!! PUT QUICKPLAY IN HAVOCS AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!

[feral vessel]

20 to 30 minutes depending on difficulty and how much your team messes up
but generally 24-25 minutes

[sturdy pond]

@wide seal 12 minutes, +5~ per difficulty

[hollow karma]

Anywhere from like 15-30 mins

[thick coyote]

15 to 25 minutes

[hidden whale]

omg its party based...

whats the meta for finding havoc groups

[wide seal]

I see thanks

[feral vessel]

shortest mission is rolling steel (for obviously reasons)

[short oar]

Find good servef

[sturdy pond]

+20 if your team breathes through their mouth ofc

[nocturne bloom]

Social skills

[hidden whale]

its over

ill never beat havoc

😭

[hollow karma]

Seriously tho

[hidden whale]

i better keep my ass in heresy or im FINISHED

[sturdy pond]

just beat h20

and work your way up

[whole glade]

i wish space marines had long hair options in kits

[short oar]

Its not THAT bad, but it takes a bit, i found it a good strat to lookkng for players yourself inviting them to your party

I like to call it voluntary kidnapping

[feral vessel]

is 2x stamina curios better for stealth zealot than toughness?

[short oar]

Idk

Ask zealots

[feral vessel]

zealot chat is never about zealots

[short oar]

True

Its meme chat

[jovial wedge]

Often times the best course of action is the always assume you'll make a mistake

[short oar]

Wise

[jovial wedge]

You have to dodge every attack

The enemies only have to get you once

[feral vessel]

i dont know
i usually just parry whenever i heard that woosh sound cue

which usually helps

[sturdy pond]

i think stamina is non-negotiable on knife, as long as you know the more stamina you have the longer you can fight while surrounded

[feral vessel]

and it's hard to let enemies like ragers or maulers or crushers bite you in the ass

[jovial wedge]

Idk I'm not a zealot player

My body is a machine that turns perils of the warp into "ugh, help me simpletons!"

[ocean widget]

you got a colt
may as well put it to use

[ocean widget]

not playing stealth zealot is better

[neon agate]

BRUH stop being british

For like

2 minutes

Wait I need to watch myself around dense

Or else I am going to cooked

[jaunty path]

I see you're someone who hates fun

[muted jewel]

sometimes I have 3 wounds but sometimes I have 2, without changing anything. Why is that?

[neon agate]

Dense got a headache playing with me and leanna

[neon agate]

Diffculty

[muted jewel]

ooh ty ty

[neon agate]

Anything above hersey you lose one wound

[jaunty path]

Difficulty. P sure u got only 2 after in heresy.

OR WELL

[neon agate]

Honestly you shouldn't need more than 3 unless you are marty zeal

[jaunty path]

Ogyrn has at minimum 3 wounds im p sure

[neon agate]

Yes they get 4 base

[neon agate]

Though some people run a wound curio SOMETIMES, but yeah that's the reasoning

Trust me it took me a month to realize that's what it was

[jaunty path]

Don't run wound curios unless ya a maryrdom zealot

[lofty jasper]

I'm not a marty Zealot and I run wound curios anyway

[jaunty path]

If you do I'm afraid I'll have to skin you alive

[jaunty path]

First victim^

[muted jewel]

2 wounds is just too little for my newbie butt 😠

[drowsy lynx]

Kill this man with hammers

[lofty jasper]

You can try

[neon agate]

Oh yeah dw, once you get better you won't need them, but it's def something nice to have as a new player

[jaunty path]

Learn not to get downed!!!! Actually its a lil reasonable to run a extra wound on hive scum

Its a bit jelly earlier on

[feral vessel]

okay
i'll consider this

[lofty jasper]

You can't kill a man who uses hammers with hammers

[jaunty path]

After that you don't need it

Also

Hive Scum doesn't feel squishy anymore to me

[feral vessel]

when the fucking game stops randomly sending me halfway across the map because of lag

[ocean widget]

not a headache
a considered alcoholism
theres a difference

[jaunty path]

Prolly due to the dodge bug

[lofty jasper]

Fuckin drunks

[neon agate]

You can't kill that man. He is the chaplain of the frog marines

[jaunty path]

Stop drinking!!!

Dense buy me baileys thank you xoxo

[lofty jasper]

Aye, tis true

[jaunty path]

Or mollys

[ocean widget]

to be fair
leanna got freaked out by the fact she found out an item existed

[ocean widget]

no fuck off

[neon agate]

Because as you have learned

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/bruce-it-has-been-5years-you-still-owe-me-16dollars-gif-22846277

[neon agate]

Hazy knows too much about remnant 2

[jaunty path]

Starts crying and shits myself

[lofty jasper]

[lofty jasper]

Kek

[neon agate]

You need to take 19 inches to survive venom

[ocean widget]

hazy

[hollow karma]

Baileys is goated

[neon agate]

What's up

[low blade]

Tried to play an Ogryn round after 100 straight Scum matches and it made me feel like I was paralyzed

[ocean widget]

thats not even how the meme works

[neon agate]

Hazy's brain got every item in his head

Except one

[lofty jasper]

[ocean widget]

burden of the departed

[neon agate]

That's the invader class

Cause fook that class

[lofty jasper]

[ocean widget]

thats not an item thats an archetype dumbass

[lofty jasper]

An archetype earned by finding an item

[neon agate]

RAMP GETS IT

[lofty jasper]

Ergo, it's an item

[neon agate]

FOOK INVADER

[lofty jasper]

[neon agate]

Remove wormhole and arch dies

[ocean widget]

nope
an archetype unlocked by crafting it with an item

therefore not an item

get fucked

[hidden whale]

how do I fight a daemonhost as shout veteran if its aggroed on me

[lofty jasper]

By crafting it with an item, it is still an item

[jaunty path]

Dense

Consider not swearing

[ocean widget]

you are stupid
take the medicine drug

[hidden whale]

do I just block and dodge it out and pray my team kills it

[neon agate]

Uh block and shout and throw nades

[ocean widget]

stab it to death

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Because you have to equip it like an item

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I did as such

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Because what you use to equip archetypes

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it only killed it somewhat