general-chat

[faint charm]

what kinda lesbian

[fierce cave]

The engaged kind

[faint charm]

nice

[glossy coyote]

congrats

[sonic sonnet]

being a Psyker in a team that constantly runs away from you or leaves you behind is great

[fierce cave]

Downside legs don't work 90% of the time

[fast gorge]

people like women?

how woke...

woke mind virus...

[glossy coyote]

im gay like a real man

[lusty estuary]

sweet baby inc was here.

[gilded socket]

Women are real,,,? How,,,

[pure mirage]

No need to show off.......

[fierce cave]

Its a bad thing vro

[lusty estuary]

i need all of you to choose either heads or tails

[fierce cave]

Tails

[glossy coyote]

heads

[fierce cave]

Cause you can grip em

[fast gorge]

heads

[fierce cave]

And handle

[fast gorge]

[lusty estuary]

alright zealot it is

[fast gorge]

holy bleak

[faint charm]

how do heretics repent when they lost their head physically

[fierce cave]

I'm gonna goon so good

I HIRED GOONS NOT GOONERS

[lusty estuary]

their death is an act of repentance or whatever

[fast gorge]

where the fuck are my men i thought i hired goons

[fierce cave]

(8 gooners hanging around)

[lusty estuary]

my feet are cold and somebody has gotta do something because i cant clutch under these conditions

[fast gorge]

socks

[fierce cave]

Wear socks

[lusty estuary]

I'M WEARING SOCKS!

[fierce cave]

15 layers

[fierce cave]

Wear more socks

[fast gorge]

double up on socks

[lusty estuary]

ain't nobody has that many socks

[gilded socket]

I do

[lusty estuary]

i know what you are and i won't let you gaslight me into buying more socks

[fierce cave]

Buy more wocks

Cook in the woks

[lusty estuary]

i own several woks.

[fierce cave]

Wear the woke

[lusty estuary]

woke

sweet baby inc was here

how you know

woke

[fierce cave]

Become the woke

[lusty estuary]

am I not already the woke

[fierce cave]

Your a woke

Not the woke

[sonic sonnet]

Psyker's my favourite class so far

just gotta learn how to make sure my teammates are close enough for me not to get ganked

[fierce cave]

Ham

Burger

[sonic sonnet]

now I'm hungry

[fierce cave]

Skill issue

Get good dude

Assail mains stand up

[sonic sonnet]

yeah no shit baby-brain

[gilded socket]

Fuck my stupid chud life

[coarse stirrup]

sits down

[sonic sonnet]

that's what I said

[lusty estuary]

i'm such a fat fucking chud

[fierce cave]

That video is actually funny

[sonic sonnet]

that's kinda hot

[fast gorge]

just a 6'7 fat fucking chud

[lusty estuary]

somebody make no man's land appear on my mission board

[fast gorge]

done

[fierce cave]

Fuck you

[sonic sonnet]

you're how tall again

[fierce cave]

Not literally

[fast gorge]

no no, i am 6'7

just trust me bro

[lusty estuary]

i trust you.

[fierce cave]

I am

Going

To

Nuke

[lusty estuary]

into your hands i commit my spirit

[fierce cave]

Malaysia

[gilded socket]

You’re probably 5’4

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/67-mason-baseball-edit-gif-9368693681139677605

[fast gorge]

🫴

[sonic sonnet]

I wish I was short

[fast gorge]

i could have gone to the league

had i not had a hatchet taken to my legs by a madman

[fierce cave]

A legend

Like some sort of

League of Legends

[lusty estuary]

the legend 37...?

[sonic sonnet]

I could've been someone that gets picked up and manhandled

[fierce cave]

And you are

[fast gorge]

isnt is 27

[sonic sonnet]

I just have to meet the right person?

[fast gorge]

KNOW THE CANON

tourist

[sonic sonnet]

is that what you'll say next

[fierce cave]

I'm 7.3

[gilded socket]

I hate waking up,,,

[sonic sonnet]

would you pick me up

[fierce cave]

Into a pile driver

[sonic sonnet]

good enough

I'll take it

[fast gorge]

pilediddy

[fierce cave]

Oh yeah you will

[sonic sonnet]

beggers can't be choosers and allat

[fierce cave]

epic rizz

[sonic sonnet]

oogly moogly

[fast gorge]

(atoman rizz)

[gilded socket]

This is the saddest thing ive seen all day and i saw myself in a mirror right before this

[sonic sonnet]

what

me being pounded in two ways one after another?

[lusty estuary]

i'm just gonna start punching myself in the head

[rancid shore]

At every nyah

Should I play darktide

[sonic sonnet]

yes

dumb question

[rancid shore]

At every nyah

Should there be a summoner class in darktide?

[sonic sonnet]

what

[short oar]

starting to want to change my name to ad quickplay to havoc as well

[rancid shore]

You heard me

[surreal ermine]

i do this every time my teammates dont read my mind perfectly and do exactly what i wanted perfectly

[sonic sonnet]

are you summoning rocks as the Ogryn

or what

[rancid shore]

Like the necromancer in vermintide

[sonic sonnet]

didn't play Vermintide

[short oar]

techpriest class to summon 40000 kamikaze servitors

[sonic sonnet]

I tried Vermintide 2 and it was too slow for me

and I like the combat in Darktide more

[rancid shore]

[sonic sonnet]

and people say Admech doesn't fit into Darktide

[amber delta]

big question, why don't we have a separate button for double tagging (ordering mastiff) that we can rebind

[short oar]

we dont?

[sonic sonnet]

too much effort

[short oar]

huh

[amber delta]

not that I'm aware

[sonic sonnet]

you have to use the button you do other callouts with

[amber delta]

I just checked the entire options

[short oar]

mods are simply to good

[surreal ermine]

fatshark used their allotted qol features up already the technology just isnt there for more

[amber delta]

I would very much like to be able to single tap to order the dog while also single tapping to mark enemies without ordering the dog

maybe I am asking for too much

sorry FatFish

[fast gorge]

they'll add it in 6 months

[rancid shore]

I prefer hearing my multiple ping spam an enemy ngl

[sonic sonnet]

took them 3 years to add the ability to change skills in the tree

[rancid shore]

It's funny

[amber delta]

[surreal ermine]

i had a vet that rebound ping to left click before for the one talent

it was so fucking annoying

[rancid shore]

I once saw a vet which the recon who took all ammo and spam pinged jt

I literally quit the mission

[sonic sonnet]

what do you guys have your weapon ability set to

[fast gorge]

needing ammo in darktide

[surreal ermine]

he NEEDS it he HAS to unload into poxwalker hordes hes the GUN MAN hes SO IMPORTANT

[sonic sonnet]

had a mission where the entire Killteam was at 0 ammo at about the halfway point and we never got any more

it was horribly fun, but also painful

[rancid shore]

More like....so cringe

[royal badge]

Pressing the scrollwheel

[sonic sonnet]

what is it with Vets and using an entire magazine on three poxwalkers

[sonic sonnet]

that's where I have pings and such

btw

am I right to assume you require potions

[royal badge]

Z works fine for that for me

[rancid shore]

I use the special mouse buttons (So useful

[royal badge]

If I had a better mouse I'd use one of those side buttons

[rancid shore]

I love em

[sonic sonnet]

I have sprint on one of those, the other is uncomfortable to use and the third for some reason is just another left click

I have no idea how to change that either

[rancid shore]

Huh

Interesting

[urban orbit]

Anyone having chain attacks bugs? For example if you try to h1 l1 h1 on heavy sword, it randomly does one more light attack
extremely annoying

[sonic sonnet]

no

I only chain heavy or light

[grave plaza]

vampire waking

👀

[urban orbit]

Maybe its a mod causing it? Many friends are alsoo exp'ing it

[sonic sonnet]

if the attack chain was supposed to be different, Fatshark would have made it so

[grave plaza]

vampire sleeping

[sonic sonnet]

did you just shorten experiencing

[urban orbit]

cba to type it LMAO

[sonic sonnet]

oh mah gawd

[urban orbit]

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[sonic sonnet]

real though

I type out everything though

because I get too annoyed typing out the abbreviations

[lusty estuary]

it's this but actually

i don't care if there's 8 crushers and 6 plasma gunners you either stay up or you're not human.

[sonic sonnet]

cow fursona

is back

[lusty estuary]

not a cow chuddy chuderson

step down

suck on your binkie or whatever it is you do

[fast gorge]

ace combat 8.....plane fuckers we are eating good

[sonic sonnet]

holy crashout

[lusty estuary]

erm holy crashout?!

[sonic sonnet]

face reveal

I feel violated

[sonic sonnet]

btw are the graphic bugs normal

or am I just googoo-gaga brained

[lusty estuary]

what kinda graphic bugs

[sonic sonnet]

models keep turning lower quality for no reason

[lusty estuary]

i mean you are googoo gaga brained but that's unrelated

[sonic sonnet]

like PS2 levels

[lusty estuary]

that's probably just you

what are your specs

[wooden creek]

That sometimes happens, though most of those issues have been ironed out

[sonic sonnet]

3,50 GHz CPU, 2 DDR 5 16GB RAMs, Game's on an internal SSD and got a 4070

[lusty estuary]

ah

it's the demon powering your cpu

don't worry about it

[sonic sonnet]

I don't know what usually is used to classify CPU's so I just went with the base speed

but it has 1 socket, 14 cores and 20 processors, if that's any better

I didn't even put my PC together, I just listened to someone else who's smarter telling me all the things I bought are good

[rancid shore]

I need a summoner class

[sonic sonnet]

and then played Lego

[rancid shore]

Work fatshark work

[sonic sonnet]

we all do

I want one with a whip though

[lusty estuary]

SKIP YOUR HOLIDAY BREAK AND MAKE MY NEW CLASS!

[sonic sonnet]

exactly

[lusty estuary]

we're not allowed to get any new content for this game until they make all of the various spears that appear in the hive scum concept art

[rancid shore]

LMAOO

[sonic sonnet]

it's funny that we already have more cosmetic items for the Hivescum than for the Arbites

[rancid shore]

Cute PFP btw Nil

[lusty estuary]

thank you

[rancid shore]

Of course

[sonic sonnet]

it's its cow fursona btw

[rancid shore]

And?

[lusty estuary]

it's not even a cow.

[rancid shore]

Kobold right?

[sonic sonnet]

I said that to get a reaction out of it

[lusty estuary]

yeah

[arctic shoal]

Are the devs gonna fix the mark issue someday?

[rancid shore]

I can read ...I think

[drowsy lynx]

Cowbold

[sonic sonnet]

I think the picture is pretty awesome

[rancid shore]

📝 noticed

[sonic sonnet]

but I'm just an ass

[fast gorge]

free xp

[lusty estuary]

you seem like just enough xp for me to level up...

[sonic sonnet]

so true

[fast gorge]

[sonic sonnet]

you think the next joke'll be more original

yeah don't worry, I'll kill myself now

[gilded socket]

Awwoooofff

[sonic sonnet]

posting ass summons Big Boi

good to know

[trim crescent]

anyone having issues with revives not completing?
The bar would fill up but I'll look back and they're still on the ground

[low hemlock]

been trying to to make me own Fursona

[lusty estuary]

whats your fursona big boi

[sonic sonnet]

should be something like incredible Gassy

[lusty estuary]

this server needs a hero...

[verbal socket]

Send in the nurglings

[sonic sonnet]

the amount of times I've said "this call needs a hero" is greater than any good thing ever said to me

[amber delta]

cow fursona

[fast gorge]

fursonas are hotter when they're hooker coded

[sonic sonnet]

dude what

[verbal socket]

I mean you're not wrong but I just prefer the regular ones

They're cuter

[lusty estuary]

hookers are scary they like grab people off the street with their poles and hang them up to die

[sonic sonnet]

I've been thinking about "making" a fursona

[verbal socket]

I used to have one

Not anymore

[lusty estuary]

what happened to it

[gilded socket]

Big boi’s fursona is a pig

[verbal socket]

I grew out of the phase I guess

It was an otter

[gilded socket]

Gay

[verbal socket]

Indeed

[sonic sonnet]

Otters are awesome

[tired inlet]

More like Pig Boi

[sonic sonnet]

good one

[lusty estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/hog-hog-mog-hog-mogged-get-mogged-get-hog-mogged-gif-9334547128132180593

[verbal socket]

I feel like it's rare to see some pig sonas

[fast gorge]

get hogged.

[verbal socket]

Hog rida!

[tired inlet]

do not show hogg in #general-chat

[lusty estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/lounging-big-pig-viralhog-splashing-kiddie-pool-gif-14002104338912085351

[sonic sonnet]

do you want me to show it in DMs?

[marsh iris]

hoggwarts

[verbal socket]

Hogwash!

[tired inlet]

Animal Farm style

[low hemlock]

Well, a mix of an Hyena and an Oni

[sonic sonnet]

oh

I was talking about my genitals

[gilded socket]

Its a hooker hog

[fast gorge]

holy based

[sonic sonnet]

sounds great

[brazen pelican]

[sonic sonnet]

was that before the fat fetish

[tired inlet]

I'm against trafficked ham, no thanks

[lusty estuary]

good choice

[sonic sonnet]

odd response for a slaaneshi

[low hemlock]

ye

[gilded socket]

Ngl i should actually try to make a fursona one day

[sonic sonnet]

explains a lot

[lusty estuary]

my original fursona was a hyena and then a turkey vulture and i got kidnapped

[sonic sonnet]

what's a turkey vulture

[lusty estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-vulture-vulture-bird-cry-squawk-gif-930500614989009935

[sonic sonnet]

is it turkish

or a mixed animal

[lusty estuary]

you would think

but no they're in north america

[sonic sonnet]

by whom

[lusty estuary]

wizards of the coast

[sonic sonnet]

who freed you

[lusty estuary]

freed?

[sonic sonnet]

I thought that was supposed to be a gift at first

then I saw "Fat Glisten"

and understood I was wrong

[sonic sonnet]

I'm assuming you'd no longer be kidnapped

[rancid shore]

Aight everyone

[rancid shore]

Roadhog?

[brazen pelican]

I used to be kidnapped, then I grew up and am now an adult napping.

[verbal socket]

He does have a hook so I guess that counts

[rancid shore]

Based

[rancid shore]

He hooks and is a hog

I mean.....

Simple maths I think

[sonic sonnet]

I wanna nap too...

[verbal socket]

Also on the road

[gilded socket]

Big boi cranks his hog in the driveway at night and wakes up his neighbors

[rancid shore]

So true

[rancid shore]

....

[low hemlock]

ngl, I was contemplating that one as well

[brazen pelican]

Nap. Slaanesh demands it.

[rancid shore]

[low hemlock]

[sonic sonnet]

that's why I keep waking up

[sonic sonnet]

wish I could

[gilded socket]

His harley hog

[sonic sonnet]

I have insomnia

[rancid shore]

How do you have so many fucking cute emotes my boi

[brazen pelican]

Same, I'm at about 30 hours awake now.

[sonic sonnet]

damn

[lusty estuary]

if you just keep joining servers eventually you join enough that have emotes like that

[sonic sonnet]

my guess is that he has 20 alts with which he boosts his private server

[gilded socket]

The weekend’s gonna be full of falling asleep mid game and having sleep paralysis and then waking up and falling asleep again and more sleep paralysis

[sonic sonnet]

is it sleep paralysis if I never fell asleep and it's just Big Boi in my doorway breathing heavily

[lusty estuary]

no that's just home invasion

[sonic sonnet]

let's say I invited him

[brazen pelican]

As long as you don't look exactly like Hadron, you should be fine.

[sonic sonnet]

boy do I have news for you...

insane reaction btw, Nil

dude what I would give for Hadron to be real

[lusty estuary]

if you think about it hadron is real but like probably without all of the cybernetics

[low hemlock]

nah that’s More like

Squatters Rights

if LordGracos let their home unlocked and now that me am in it, I get to live there now

[sonic sonnet]

if there was a woman ludicrous times my age that talked to me like Hadron, I would drop everything to be with that woman

[sonic sonnet]

explains where all my food keeps going

thought I was sleepwalk-eating

[low hemlock]

[sonic sonnet]

"oogly moogly" ahh reaction lmao

[charred epoch]

twitch drops are so weird. "Watch someone else play the game you bought instead of playing it yourself"

Like why don't I watch someone else raise my kids? How about I get the most out of my motorcycle by watching someone else ride it? Let me truly enjoy my surf & turf by watching someone else eat it.

It's so weird.

[surreal ermine]

just mute the tab and leave it up in the background

[sonic sonnet]

did you just copy a tweet into the Darktide Server

[rancid shore]

Same

[charred epoch]

no i wrote that just now

[sonic sonnet]

that's just turning around in the cuck chair with earplugs

[charred epoch]

right i get that but then...what the hell is the point?

[charred epoch]

holy shit yes

[surreal ermine]

twitch gets ad money

[lusty estuary]

usually just to inflate the views for streams a little

[sonic sonnet]

"third party!" I yell, as my wife brings in her second boyfriend

[charred epoch]

ahhhh so Darktide gets a kickback?

[timid geode]

I wish I could let someone else raise my kids

[surreal ermine]

viewership gets inflated too so its publicity for tubby tuna yeah

[lusty estuary]

but then i think a lot of people do also just like watching other people play the games they play

[surreal ermine]

and the notification on the twitch drops are more darktide advertisement

[sonic sonnet]

inflated... 🤤

[rancid shore]

Guys

[surreal ermine]

its ads all the way down basically

[rancid shore]

Fav darktide personality

Go

[sonic sonnet]

Mauler

[surreal ermine]

BRAWLER 4 LIFE

[charred epoch]

btw i specifically call twitch users gaming cucks and i was trying to avoid using that term cuz political correctness or whatever but then you just came out and said it out loud so i digg it.

[sonic sonnet]

truthnuke

[rancid shore]

Ngl I got a soft spot for the cadia vet, even tho he sounds just edgy af

[sonic sonnet]

"no, he just does it better, he does the game justice the way I can't, it's fun to watch!"

[charred epoch]

Holy fucking shit I never made this connection.

[surreal ermine]

yeah i dont really get streaming

[lusty estuary]

of the four main classes it'd be fem loose cannon and between the arbite and hive scum personalities it's a toss between masc authoritarian or masc outlaw for favorite DLC personality

[rancid shore]

FOR CADIA

[rancid shore]

Outlaw is 🤌

[sonic sonnet]

I don't play Arbites all too much anymore, but whenever I do and use the dash, I always yell "HE'S REACHING"

does a lot

[brazen pelican]

I always make sure to tidy up properly for when my wife brings her boyfriend over.

[lusty estuary]

it's the same fundamental influence behind what gets people to watch lets plays but with the ability to just talk to the guy

[charred epoch]

I can totally get the comedic value when the streamer genuinely adds transformative content. eg: markiplier freaking out like a sissy cuz he's got that phobia or whatever.

That makes sense. You're not watching him for FNAF, you're watching him for him

But most of these streamers aren't doing anything really...not adding much to the game.

[rancid shore]

SPEAK THE WILL OF THE LEX

[sonic sonnet]

honestly, Mauler screaming "KNEEL" is incredibly tough and also kinda sexy

[rancid shore]

Gae

[brazen pelican]

Watch my stream reacting to this guy reacting to that guys stream.

[charred epoch]

fuuuuuuu

[sonic sonnet]

this is a great joke, but the fear that you're for real makes me shiver

[rancid shore]

You know...from the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh...it disgusted me-

[brazen pelican]

I don't stream.

[sonic sonnet]

what

[surreal ermine]

if theyre actually funny i totally get it, i like me some jerma sometimes but theres just a sea of boring ass bitches out there that people watch

[lusty estuary]

wife's boyfriend bought me a second nintendo switch

[brazen pelican]

I'm not good at games, funny or charismatic enough.

[rancid shore]

H u h

Oh tis a joke

[sonic sonnet]

neither am I, I get told to because I keep yelling

[surreal ermine]

like how did we get to a point where fucking asmongold is this big

[sonic sonnet]

when I crashout it supposedly is funny

[brazen pelican]

He got big when he did WoW, then people just kept watching, I suppose?

[lusty estuary]

right wing grift

[sonic sonnet]

I thought you meant stream your wife's boyfriend coming over ngl

[sonic sonnet]

Nurgle

[lusty estuary]

but yeah also in the case of asmongold he was already just a popular WoW streamer

[brazen pelican]

Oh, yeah I don't have a wife. Boyfriend would get too jealous.

[sonic sonnet]

Poxwalkers following the Great Unclean one

[surreal ermine]

nurgle would be proud of the rotting rat carcass alarm clock

[sonic sonnet]

thank god

he doesn't have a boyfriend though, right

[brazen pelican]

Big Boi being the Great Clean One.

[brazen pelican]

Me?

[sonic sonnet]

I just realised

I meant a third party

my bad

"does your boyfriend know he's your boyfriend"

[brazen pelican]

Nope, we're both bi, so only third party would be a willing female.

[lusty estuary]

an foid...

[sonic sonnet]

no way

[brazen pelican]

I think he's starting to suspect I love him.

[sonic sonnet]

bisexual people in a homosexual relationship

this is a first

[lusty estuary]

is it?

[sonic sonnet]

usually we just get into really unhealthy heterosexual relationships

[brazen pelican]

What if we combined yaoi and yuri...

[rancid shore]

Imagine having a wife pffft...can't...be...me.....

[brazen pelican]

Please stop outing my past like that.

[lusty estuary]

i can imagine anything

[tired inlet]

always sounds creepy and weird to refer to women as feeeeeeeeeeeeemales

[rancid shore]

I can imagine but not know the feel

[charred epoch]

ferengi lookin ahh

[brazen pelican]

Well I am creepy and weird, maybe?

[sonic sonnet]

fakecel here

[sonic sonnet]

I don't know what it is that makes it keep happening

[charred epoch]

heck

[sonic sonnet]

luckily I now am in a happy gay relationship with Big Boi

[lusty estuary]

oh my god

i've never seen that happen before

[brazen pelican]

So glad he found someone.

[tired inlet]

hahaha; busted by Hadron

[verbal socket]

An ork! Scatter!

[sonic sonnet]

I wish Hadron would make me bust...

[brazen pelican]

Big Boi probably know the exact limit.

[fast gorge]

son

[rancid shore]

HOLY SHI

[brazen pelican]

I love Orks, they multiply so fast it's almost infinite biomass.

[rancid shore]

WTF IS THAT REACTION

[sonic sonnet]

when someone tells me the "anything Orks imagine comes true" meme isn't real, I kill that person

it's funny and I really couldn't care less

[rancid shore]

Holy grail knight

I think

[brazen pelican]

You can say you had to, because enough Orks believed you would.

[sonic sonnet]

Nil's just a lil silly

[sonic sonnet]

exactly

[rancid shore]

Just a lil Silly?!1?

Bro is a menace fr fr

[sonic sonnet]

you mean Gro

[sonic sonnet]

not even kidding, my ass does jiggle

[wet gate]

Sefoni I can understand
but Hadron?!

[lusty estuary]

see but the thing about the ork power of imagination is that it's funny to pretend that it's this all encompassing they can do anything if they think about it hard enough system but how it actually works is way more interesting

[rancid shore]

I use bro/dude as my gender neutral terms

[brazen pelican]

"Your Honor, My client was clearly not aware or conscious of their actions as they obviously was influenced by Orks."

[rancid shore]

I wish I was joking I'm just so used to it

[surreal ermine]

hadron gooners must be suppressed
kayex gooners rise up

[lusty estuary]

it's not nearly that powerful orks are just baseline really talented

[sonic sonnet]

you clearly haven't been active in this channel all that much

[rancid shore]

I like kayex

[sonic sonnet]

why not both

[rancid shore]

He'd be a good friend

[sonic sonnet]

Kayex would give banger jois

[rancid shore]

Freaktide fr fr

[lusty estuary]

graytide stationwide...

[wet gate]

Luckily

[low hemlock]

Why not Hadron & Kayex Enjoyers Band Together‼️💢

[sonic sonnet]

"nooowwwwww staaaaart piiiiinnnnnnnnnnching yooooouuuuur baaaaaaaallllllsssssssssssssss"

[rancid shore]

No-

Too freaky

[sonic sonnet]

yeah

[quartz ibex]

Thats… something odd to see when joining to the chat.

[sonic sonnet]

we should go back to the car rp

[sonic sonnet]

I've seen worse, to be honest

[hazy kestrel]

Hello pals

[quartz ibex]

Good morning to you.

[sonic sonnet]

hello Frenchman

[quartz ibex]

Its 19:04 here

[sonic sonnet]

17:04 here

[rancid shore]

Cute PFP

[quartz ibex]

Got absolutely dunked on at school today

[sonic sonnet]

if someone starts talking military time, I swear to god

[quartz ibex]

Aw tysm

[sonic sonnet]

I skipped to play Darktide

[sonic sonnet]

what about MINE

[lusty estuary]

i need the chainglaive in darktide tomorrow or else i'll die

[brazen pelican]

Same here.

[sonic sonnet]

I have time for another round before I have to make dinner, I realised

[low hemlock]

What me to do the gud ol WetWilly technique on em

[rancid shore]

Who's the character?

[sonic sonnet]

an Auric quickie maybe

[rancid shore]

Its nice, I have a particular taste in art, doesn't strike me as perfect but it's not bad at all

Mf looks tired of life

[quartz ibex]

There’s this thing called a helper student here. Which means we get to just chill in the reception of the school for a day and do paperwork instead of school work. Got misgendered as a girl 8… 8 fucken times. Thats a new record lmao.

[rancid shore]

I vibe with thst

[sonic sonnet]

you're supposed to say it's boring so I can kill myself

[sonic sonnet]

hope you don't feel all too bad about that

if you do, I'm sorry to hear that fam

[rancid shore]

Yikes...8?!

[quartz ibex]

Also climbing 5 floors of stairs all day to get a kid their stuff or just get them down to the ground floor is torturing

[rancid shore]

Big sorry dude

[rancid shore]

Fuck no

[wicked shore]

Hello people i have a uk code for hive scum that i brought for a friend who is in America I forgot u cant send it to a different region and i can’t refund it so is there anyone who’s on Xbox and in the uk that wants it plz dm me or tag me completely free 🤗

[sonic sonnet]

😔

[quartz ibex]

Lol, started counting after the second one.

[sonic sonnet]

do we believe this

brand new on the Server offering gifts

[rancid shore]

Sorry for the rude question you trans or just girly?

[quartz ibex]

The code thingy? No

[sonic sonnet]

I'm on XBOX

well the Microsoft store thing

[quartz ibex]

Fuckass genes making me look like a girl.

Also being short doesnt help

[brazen pelican]

How'd you know people in here have autism?

[rancid shore]

Hahaha, short kings are the best don't worry

[quartz ibex]

Its an instinct

[surreal ermine]

they enjoy warhammer

[onyx dock]

Bro same. I'm a substitute and hear ma'am almost every half hour by the students of faculty.

[sonic sonnet]

try growing a beard, if need be take something that accelerates hair growth

[rancid shore]

I FUCKED UP I MEANT KINGS

[sonic sonnet]

it's what my best friend did

[quartz ibex]

I CANT

[sonic sonnet]

damn

[lusty estuary]

short kinks...

[quartz ibex]

school requires us to shave daily.

[lusty estuary]

fucked up typo

i was confused

[sonic sonnet]

bro what 😭

[rancid shore]

SHUT UP

[onyx dock]

I get that I have long hair but I do have facial hair

[rancid shore]

RAAAAAAAAAH

[sonic sonnet]

I have a short kink too 🙋‍♂️

[brazen pelican]

Is that like, when you have too short of a rope or something?

[quartz ibex]

The problem being is that short hair looks so bad on me and long hair is peak.

[sonic sonnet]

Freudian slip

[hazy kestrel]

No elevators?

[sonic sonnet]

truthnuke

at least you're pretty

[quartz ibex]

Well there is one, but its locked behind a keycard.

[onyx dock]

Get this man a true.

[lusty estuary]

that's fucked up

[rancid shore]

I MEANT SHORT KINGS

[quartz ibex]

And the teachers dont give us the keycard.

[sonic sonnet]

same in my school ngl

[brazen pelican]

Maybe it's when you want uppies to reach the cookies?

[rancid shore]

Tho I like short people, idk why they are cute

[rancid shore]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[sonic sonnet]

I don't have a choice but like short people

[fast gorge]

short people have no rights

[sonic sonnet]

Ying and Yang you know

[rancid shore]

Can't put gifs

[quartz ibex]

Not that short tho 166 cm isnt that short

[quartz ibex]

Whoah…

[lusty estuary]

everyone is short to a giant like me.

[rancid shore]

Bruh-

[sonic sonnet]

lmao

sorry

but that is that short

[quartz ibex]

let me be delusional in peace!

[brazen pelican]

I usually go down on my knees talking to them so I'm at eye level.

[rancid shore]

Then I'm short too mf

I'm only 170cm

[hazy kestrel]

Can I have uppies? Giant madam?

[lusty estuary]

6'4'' i stand over my competition

[sonic sonnet]

lmao, tiny

[onyx dock]

166cm is incredibly short.

[sonic sonnet]

nnnghh...

[brazen pelican]

Smol.

[quartz ibex]

Damn, tall people are cool

[fast gorge]

you are tiny

[rancid shore]

If I am short...

Fuck-

[quartz ibex]

No he aint

[sonic sonnet]

he is

[rancid shore]

I am short yeh

[brazen pelican]

Is it annoying not being able to use the top shelf in your cupboards?

[rancid shore]

170

5'5 I think

[hazy kestrel]

I got used as an armrest by my tall friends sometimes. Short king revolution when?

[lusty estuary]

i know you're some kind of freak and eight feet tall due to living in a zero gravity enviroment or whatever is going on in europe but buddy let me tell you THAT'S NOT NORMAL!

[onyx dock]

But I'm also 187cm so a lot of people are short for me.

[quartz ibex]

Its just that he’s average sized

[sonic sonnet]

closer to 5'6, but yeah

[rancid shore]

I'm fucking 22 and 170

[quartz ibex]

Same here.

[sonic sonnet]

for Japan maybe

[rancid shore]

This sucks bro

Holy shit I never realized

[sonic sonnet]

it's over for you, chudling

[quartz ibex]

DAWG CALM DOWN lmao

[fast gorge]

i eata the veggies

[sonic sonnet]

yes, I added the "ling" to emphazise how small he is

[rancid shore]

Cool

[quartz ibex]

Yummers

[rancid shore]

Hear me out

[sonic sonnet]

I drank a lotta milk

and uh

proteins

I was really fat

[fierce cave]

I'm gonna remove my spine

[rancid shore]

Wait...fuck I wanted to say....

[fierce cave]

It's been holding me back

[sonic sonnet]

and then grew 10 cm a year for two years

[lusty estuary]

my height is an enigma nobody in my family is nearly as tall as i am

presumably i was just chosen

[quartz ibex]

ı drank a lot of milk, still do everyday. ITS NOT HELPING

[rancid shore]

Can I do it predator (the yautja species type) for you?

[brazen pelican]

Someone cheated.

[sonic sonnet]

I can't believe I was as tall as these two when I was 13

[fierce cave]

I heard breastmilk

[quartz ibex]

Oh fuck off

[sonic sonnet]

:3

I'm just a silly lil guy

[rancid shore]

Honestly?

I don't care

[fierce cave]

Uh no

[rancid shore]

If I am small means tall gurls

[sonic sonnet]

that's good

because height don't matter

[brazen pelican]

Were you pissed when some homeless wizard invited some Dwarves to your place who then ate all your food?

[quartz ibex]

Yeah, i fucken LOVE tall women.

[fierce cave]

This guy doesn't know

[sonic sonnet]

not even kidding, this is the only reason why I want to be short and I hate being tall

[fast gorge]

tall women arent real

[quartz ibex]

Nah, just double pumped his ass with my shotty.

[hazy kestrel]

I see you, fellow uppies enjoyers.

[sonic sonnet]

everyone who's "taller" than me is so by maybe 5 cms

[fierce cave]

I'm real

[rancid shore]

Women aren't real

[quartz ibex]

Wdym they arent real i see them all the time?

[fierce cave]

What's the hight

[sonic sonnet]

my ex is 1,97

[fierce cave]

Then how am I real

[sonic sonnet]

1,90

[rancid shore]

I refuse to believe women are real

[quartz ibex]

DAAAAMN

[fierce cave]

In feet

[rancid shore]

Oh dear heavens

[fast gorge]

pics or nothing ever happens

[sonic sonnet]

freak

[fierce cave]

Not meters

[sonic sonnet]

6'2

[rancid shore]

Idk, show me proof

[fierce cave]

Short ass

[rancid shore]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[sonic sonnet]

how tall are you

[quartz ibex]

BRO HOW

[fast gorge]

absolute coal mine

[brazen pelican]

I think it might be denial caused by anxiety and the feeling of being intimidated.

[rancid shore]

WHAT THE FU-

[fierce cave]

6,8

[quartz ibex]

No way

[sonic sonnet]

we don't "damn" her, she sucks

[fast gorge]

tiny

[sonic sonnet]

nnnghhh...

[rancid shore]

How tall is that.......

[quartz ibex]

Aint no way in hell brotato chip

[fierce cave]

Nearly 6,7

[quartz ibex]

NO

[sonic sonnet]

about 2,07

[quartz ibex]

NO

[quartz ibex]

NO

[rancid shore]

HOLY SHI-

[sonic sonnet]

cinema

[brazen pelican]

6...

[lusty estuary]

damn

[brazen pelican]

7!!!

[rancid shore]

Everyone simp now

[fast gorge]

67 memes....funny?

[fierce cave]

Better run buddy

[lusty estuary]

is there a way for me to get taller now that i am a stagnant being and no longer grow

[sonic sonnet]

ok buddy

[fast gorge]

🎣

[sonic sonnet]

surgery

[lusty estuary]

i can like stretch myself out on a table right

[rancid shore]

Bro you can kill me idm

[verbal socket]

Are we talking about height

[sonic sonnet]

but there's some drugs that reactivate your growth hormones

they shrink your genitals though

[quartz ibex]

I envy you now.

[fierce cave]

Ain't talking about killing

[sonic sonnet]

or breasts, if you have those

[brazen pelican]

No, circumference.

[fierce cave]

[rancid shore]

Then-

[hazy kestrel]

Well there is that one medieval torture device, the “Rack”. That might work?

[fierce cave]

I got those
NO WAY

[sonic sonnet]

SEE

[rancid shore]

No no no no no wait wait wait wait

[fierce cave]

[verbal socket]

[sonic sonnet]

THIS IS WHY I HATE BEING TALL

[lusty estuary]

surely this is a good idea

[fast gorge]

actively simping in darktide general chat

[sonic sonnet]

THE LITTLE GUY GETS GOBBLED UP BY THE TALL WOMAN

[fast gorge]

EMPLOYMENT

JOB

[sonic sonnet]

AND ALL I GET IS TOUCHED BY MY FRIENDS

[surreal ermine]

some days i be thinking about the rack that shits gotta feel good as hell up until a certain point

[fierce cave]

Woh

[quartz ibex]

Some men drown while others die of thirst

[fierce cave]

I'm not Into vore dude

[hard crane]

I bet it’d crack your back perfectly

[lusty estuary]

i don't want to go to work anymore.

[fierce cave]

You may be

That's a bit weird tho

[quartz ibex]

WE WANT TO

[fast gorge]

you owe me rent

[elder merlin]

Some day

[brazen pelican]

Some men sweat so others can drink.

[lusty estuary]

vore is normal anyways

[sonic sonnet]

Darktide player
supposedly not into vore
keep dreaming

[lusty estuary]

people vore things everyday

[fast gorge]

vore is tame

[lusty estuary]

it's called eating chud

[fierce cave]

I don't play darktide

[quartz ibex]

Wtf is vore

[hazy kestrel]

My back fucking aches atm, would be nice.

[fierce cave]

Me when I lie

[sonic sonnet]

eating someone alive

[fierce cave]

@low hemlock

[surreal ermine]

Does he know?

[quartz ibex]

What the fuck?

[sonic sonnet]

Big Boi vores me everyday

[fast gorge]

its not eating

fool

[quartz ibex]

Like cannibalism?

[sonic sonnet]

no

[little marten]

Modsss

[lusty estuary]

well like okay vore isn't eating

[fierce cave]

No

[sonic sonnet]

just swallowing them

[elder merlin]

What the fuck is Bore

[fierce cave]

HELP ME

[elder merlin]

[lusty estuary]

usually you're just swallowing someone whole

but like it depends

[brazen pelican]

I SPOT FRIEND SHAPE! @little marten

[fierce cave]

Haha funny sex joke

[fast gorge]

[rancid shore]

You can't scare me with a job application... ALREADY GOT A JOB MWAHAHAHA...shitty but

[lusty estuary]

because you have different types of vore

[quartz ibex]

Thats not even physically possible wtf

[fierce cave]

Not a job either dude

[little marten]

Hello amigo 😼

[rancid shore]

Job is job, gibs money

[fierce cave]

Your coming into my dungeon

[sonic sonnet]

that's why it's drawn

[rancid shore]

I'm confused

[sonic sonnet]

and also kind of the appeal of it

[lusty estuary]

you can't use this against me because i'm not trying to tell a joke i'm explaining vore.

[brazen pelican]

Only if it has dragons and too many sided dice.

[rancid shore]

Is there like loot there?

[lusty estuary]

that's it

we duel

[fierce cave]

No

[lusty estuary]

unsheathe your blade and face me

[quartz ibex]

Yeah day fucken ruined.

[hazy kestrel]

Do you have a stretching rack? I must be taller.

[rancid shore]

Fuck am I doing there then

[fierce cave]

Segs

[fast gorge]

you cant even fight with a sword!!

[quartz ibex]

Its always seggs

[sonic sonnet]

last time I did that I got arrested for public indecency

[rancid shore]

WOAH WOAH WOAH, THATS NOT VERY CHRISTIAN OF YOU

[sonic sonnet]

not falling for that again

[rancid shore]

Ohhh I see they want my kidney

[fierce cave]

I'm not Christian

[sonic sonnet]

wanna die

[quartz ibex]

Cockfighting now

[lusty estuary]

this doesn't really affect anything

[rancid shore]

Nah nah I get it you want my kidney

[quartz ibex]

Bro what

[little marten]

When was the last time you clapped some ||hands|| ?!?!

[fierce cave]

I already got em

[sonic sonnet]

I feel left out

[rancid shore]

Aw man

[fierce cave]

Last night

Lots of clapping

[sonic sonnet]

and you're the funniest person in chat right now

[brazen pelican]

When I was happy and I knew it.

[rancid shore]

I guess I am dead

[quartz ibex]

My guy im 17

[sonic sonnet]

oh

fuck

[rancid shore]

I never knew I was happy-

[sonic sonnet]

uh oh

[fierce cave]

Guh

[lusty estuary]

ALRIGHT EVERYONE PACK IT UP!

[quartz ibex]

guh

[rancid shore]

You're fucked lmao

[sonic sonnet]

I'm 18

that

[fierce cave]

EVACUATE

[sonic sonnet]

oh god

[rancid shore]

YOURE STILL FUCKED

[fierce cave]

EVERYONE RUN

[quartz ibex]

TAKE SCREENSHOTS YALL

[sonic sonnet]

was a good time in the Server

[rancid shore]

KEKW

[fierce cave]

So sad

[rancid shore]

If the mods appear

[fierce cave]

We lost the gay one

[lusty estuary]

loading up my caravan and returning to the steppe

[rancid shore]

We are all fucked

[sonic sonnet]

I DIDN'T KNOW

[fierce cave]

Mwahahahaha

[brazen pelican]

A good time, indeed. Now face the wall.

[fierce cave]

OH HANK

[rancid shore]

Damn

[sonic sonnet]

I SWEAR I DIDN'T KNOW

[quartz ibex]

Face the wall heretic

[sonic sonnet]

PLEASE

[rancid shore]

WHERE

[sonic sonnet]

PLEASE I HAVE A SON

[lusty estuary]

you do not have a son

[fierce cave]

@obtuse oak psst get over here

[lusty estuary]

liar

[rancid shore]

no no no non no wait wait wait wait

[sonic sonnet]

OK I DON'T BUT I COULD HAVE

[quartz ibex]

YOU’RE 18 THAT MAKES IT WORSE

[brazen pelican]

We're Night Lords, we'll make him face the wall, as well. Thank you for co-operating and providing us with this crucial information.

[sonic sonnet]

PLEASE I DIDN'T KNOW

[rancid shore]

Damn...was french in one of these

[fierce cave]

Ew French

[quartz ibex]

ave dominus nox

[sonic sonnet]

I'm gonna go play Darktide to compensate

anyone down

[quartz ibex]

yea sure

[fierce cave]

No

[rancid shore]

I am normally the same species are ronaldo

[lusty estuary]

the darktide general chat is ravenous we haven't had an execution in weeks

[sonic sonnet]

yoru honor, one last round before I die please

[fierce cave]

Do you have warframe

[brazen pelican]

Actually chatting here and playing Darktide is illegal.

[rancid shore]

But like, that one "non" made me french

[nimble salmon]

Ahem

[hazy kestrel]

You are accused of treason and anti-imperium behavior. The court finds you guilty, and sentences you to be shot.

[fierce cave]

Yuri honor?

LES GOOOO

[rancid shore]

No but I played it

[sonic sonnet]

Imma activate my activity just for this

[rancid shore]

Why

[fierce cave]

Play with me

[quartz ibex]

Oh god i fucken summoned titan when i said im down for karktide

[nimble salmon]

😭😭

[fierce cave]

Im bored

[rancid shore]

Why

[nimble salmon]

Is that a bad thing?

[lusty estuary]

what's that music you're listening to

[fierce cave]

Cause no one plays with me

[lusty estuary]

turn it off

[sonic sonnet]

don't look at the music, look at the game

[quartz ibex]

YURI MENTIONED?!? PEAK

[lusty estuary]

listen to imagine dragons instead

radioactive

[nimble salmon]

Sepultura

[sonic sonnet]

IMAGINE DRAGON THESE NUTS ACROSS YOUR FACE

[rancid shore]

Hmm....yeah sure lmao

[quartz ibex]

No, it just feels like a left 4 dead 2 horde spawned in thats all.

[fierce cave]

Sir that's a minor

[sonic sonnet]

no

[lusty estuary]

i am not a minor

[sonic sonnet]

NO

[lusty estuary]

i am 22

[sonic sonnet]

oh thank god

[fierce cave]

Holy young

[sonic sonnet]

inshallah I thought it was over

[quartz ibex]

He will carry this burden his whole life

[modern bobcat]

She was just a 22 year old child you sick f-

[nimble salmon]

Poxburster type shit

[fierce cave]

What

[lusty estuary]

oh right i forgot that everyone in this server is like 30 and on their last legs

thank god i'm going to live forever

[nimble salmon]

???

[modern bobcat]

Someone hasn't watched Special Victims Unit

[sonic sonnet]

that's just pointing at you

[fierce cave]

I have

[quartz ibex]

Inshallah? Ok guys its confirmed he’s a ped

[rancid shore]

@fierce cave I'll dm you my warframe user

[fierce cave]

No shit

[fierce cave]

WOOOOOO

[sonic sonnet]

no, I'm just german

[nimble salmon]

Yo what Vc

[rancid shore]

Mf did you not read my previous message?

[nimble salmon]

LÜGE LÜGE LÜGE

[quartz ibex]

If you’re in eu come play karktide with us dumbahh

[fierce cave]

I didn't get notified

[sonic sonnet]

Manuellsen mein Herzblatt

[quartz ibex]

WHEN DID THE GERMANS HAVE Ü

[sonic sonnet]

oh

what channel

[sonic sonnet]

always

[nimble salmon]

Bester man

[sonic sonnet]

du hast NRW Verbot

ich wer verhaftet

hunderttausend Türken stehen auf

[nimble salmon]

Always

[lusty estuary]

oh.. you're german...

[quartz ibex]

Yall stole it from us turks like the döner

[modern bobcat]

Wait have I stumbled upon a disgusting German Darktide server??

[hushed cipher]

SUCCESSFUL HAVOC 40 DONE

[nimble salmon]

Kann kein NRW verbot haben, wohne ja hier 😭😭

[brazen pelican]

I should pick up Warframe again, at some point.

[sonic sonnet]

WHAT CHANNEL

[somber stream]

Real™

[marsh iris]

i just woke up

[lusty estuary]

i need to start playing it again

[quartz ibex]

Lemme open my pc up i’ll be online in a bit

[sonic sonnet]

mein Beileid

[sonic sonnet]

NO I WANT YOU HERE NOW

[fierce cave]

Slobber

[lusty estuary]

i got on to do old peace and like buy plat

[brazen pelican]

What the fuck did you say about my screaming bell?!

[lusty estuary]

i just don't remember wtf i was doing on my nyx and it scares me to look at my mods

[hushed cipher]

Im not weven tired l

[sonic sonnet]

I just burped

[nimble salmon]

AZ ist btw Türke

[hazy kestrel]

The German commotion has woken up another German.

[somber stream]

Im dead af

[tight heath]

Just took my history final. One of the questions was the council of nicea, I had fucking Magnus flashbang my brain and I blanked for 5 min

[sonic sonnet]

hab ich gemerkt

[brazen pelican]

Oh, you tried speaking Danish.

[tight heath]

I forgot it’s a real thing

[hushed cipher]

Well you see it's because you're old

[nimble salmon]

Bruder 😭😭

[hazy kestrel]

Morning, Licht

[sonic sonnet]

we call upon each other

[somber stream]

Morning Personman

[lusty estuary]

heads or tails everybody

[sonic sonnet]

heads

always heads

[nimble salmon]

Head

[sonic sonnet]

disgusting language

tried learning it once

[nimble salmon]

Just what I need

[woven salmon]

Has anyone played with an Ogryn called SPACEMARINE?

[hazy kestrel]

Just as the God-Emperor intended.

[brazen pelican]

Danish, not even once.

[hazy kestrel]

But Danishes are tasty.

[marsh iris]

Goat Emperor