general-chat

[gilded socket]

Gayass

[quartz ibex]

absolutely/

[lusty estuary]

you're simply not passing on your wisdom

you are the failure and because of that hive scums are losing

[hollow karma]

Mmmmmm gay ass 🤤

[sonic sonnet]

I don't struggle, it's just annoying having someone who's down every 20 seconds and doesn't deal any damage

[fast gorge]

hive scum is good

[ocean widget]

that sounds like struggling if you're unable to support your team

[gilded socket]

Talk to @quartz ibex bout that

[brazen pelican]

Just curious, what class do you play?

[sonic sonnet]

truthnuke

[lusty estuary]

you exist to make the hive scum have an easier time

[sonic sonnet]

Zealot or Arbites, recently started Psyker

[lusty estuary]

your life should be dedicated to support.

[ocean widget]

"arbites"

[hushed cipher]

Last message I see at 3am, goodnight

[lusty estuary]

play veteran. voice of command. triple cooldown reduction curios. NOW.

[hollow karma]

Arby’s steak bites

[outer tartan]

LMAO

[neon agate]

To be fair my friend showed me the image and I made it a sticker. It's a good ngl.

[ocean widget]

bro is playing as a copper and is wondering why the criminals hes magdumping keep going down

[sonic sonnet]

my brain too smol to handle a fourth class

[lusty estuary]

i will teach you

[fair bridge]

which sticker did i steal from you

[lusty estuary]

come to my class

[low hemlock]

Still haven’t encountered a Hive Scum personality that talks about Hadron yet 💢

[gilded socket]

Absolute wanker

[sonic sonnet]

if he can't survive a shotgun round to the head, he's not part of the team

[sharp inlet]

Play veteran. Take the target marking keystone and never use it.

[lusty estuary]

maybe i need to scum today

[neon agate]

Yo bro what's up

[fast gorge]

skitarrii fans arent sending their best

[gilded socket]

Im scumming so hard

[lofty jasper]

Ayeeee my brother

[ocean widget]

arbites only survive shotty rounds to the head because they're full boneheads

[sharp inlet]

Scum gets a lot of undeserved hate as a class that can have infinite ammo with like 60% uptime

[sonic sonnet]

that's why I haven't touched him in like two weeks

[quartz ibex]

not that experinced but i'll try to help

[gilded socket]

Who? Your little friend down inder?

[sonic sonnet]

I only touch le big sword man and le schizophrenic man

[low hemlock]

maybe there’s hope for SOB fans…

New sticker:

[outer tartan]

I play all six classes, but I think my most played is my ogryn, least played is psyker.

[sonic sonnet]

you wish bruv, bro looks like Angron

[fair bridge]

it's not what "the real fans" wanted so that means it's bad and if you buy it you're woke and cringe

[gilded socket]

You do that

[lusty estuary]

hive scum is a really strong class it's just you actually have to use mechanics in this game a lot of people just avoid

[gilded socket]

Maybe you should grt that seen

[sharp inlet]

But I am woke and cringe

[lusty estuary]

i don't know how some people get as far as they do without dodging and sliding

[gilded socket]

Im cringe and happy

[fast gorge]

i literally never go down as hive scum

[brazen pelican]

The DLC is not what I wanted, so obviously I joined in on review bombing the base game.

[tired inlet]

I like when HEALTH collaborates with GUNSHIP

[neon agate]

It's because people find them too squishy. TBH I think it's fine they are squishy. It's fun. It's just that power level between arb on hive scum and release is the equivalent of putting hydrogen bomb versus coughing baby

[sonic sonnet]

I'm rubbin it off instead of getting surgery, HRT's coming after

[ocean widget]

due to being british i am the realest warhammer fan
i wanted to play as a tin opener
we did not get a tin opener class
thus game is woke and cringe

[lofty jasper]

What's dodging?

[sharp inlet]

Theyre not squishy, theyre hella evasive

[shy sandal]

Haven't seen many lately, mostly seen them playing the first weeks.

[lusty estuary]

i hold block. if my block is broken and i take damage i alt + f4 the game. no exceptions.

[hollow karma]

“British”

[sharp inlet]

Just dont get hit 5head

[tired inlet]

That's irrelevant to an actual genre-based award.

[ocean widget]

i will stab you

[sonic sonnet]

watched a Zealot with the Interrogater title literally jump to the side while fighting a crusher instead of dodging

almost quit the mission then and there

[hollow karma]

I’m American buddy

[lofty jasper]

Bri'ish

[neon agate]

Doesn't matter to the casuals of the darktide community AT ALL

[lusty estuary]

that's really funny and i know how that happened to

[hollow karma]

Got so much fat you wouldn’t even tickle me

[lusty estuary]

spacebar is the default dodge button

[ocean widget]

your nationality does not make you immune to being stabbed

[brazen pelican]

My Scum is pulling crazy numbers according to scoreboard.

[neon agate]

They are squishy so people drop them

[lusty estuary]

i never rebound it so i constantly run the risk of having that happen to me

[sharp inlet]

But Im the casuals of the dorktide cummunity

[lusty estuary]

i've never had it happen but one day

[gilded socket]

Wait im not happy

Woof,,,

[hollow karma]

Aw 😞

[sonic sonnet]

I put it to Alt and now my thumb is genuinely dying of trying to slide and dodge every half second

[neon agate]

THEY AREN'T BAD. THAT'S NOT WHAT I AM SAYING. I AM SAYING THAT TO MANY PEOPLE HIVE SCUM IS TANKY SO THEY DON'T LIKE IT

[fast gorge]

holy caps lock

[fair bridge]

just use mousewheel down like i do

[neon agate]

Brother you talk in the darktide server, you are like above average at minimum

[fast gorge]

aint nobody attacking you bro!!

[surreal ermine]

i just put jump on left alt since jumping is rare and left dodge on space

[sonic sonnet]

I would unironically rather kill myself

[brazen pelican]

Oh, I interpreted "power level" as offensive numbers.

[fair bridge]

jump to reset dodge count

[sharp inlet]

I object to the implication that shitposting in general chat makes me good at video games

[neon agate]

I meant more tanking. Their damage is SUPER HIG.

[sharp inlet]

I wont stand for this racist slander

[fair bridge]

it's hyper efficient and works very well. what an extreme response!

[sonic sonnet]

oh yeah? hop on Auric and see me eat shit for 10 minutes typing "mb" enough times to make me get muted for being a bot

[hollow karma]

It shows an inkling towards chronic onlineness

[ocean widget]

anyone who rebinds keys is a bitch ass motherfucker
play your 2002 PS2 game ported to PC with abysmal keyboard controls and enjoy it

[neon agate]

I have been in the darkest dungeon 2 community and Remnant 2 server. You talk in gen chat you get like 20% better at the game

[tired inlet]

tanky? it can't take hits, you gotta dodge. It's twitchy

[brazen pelican]

Oh yeah, if you fuck up you die, fast.

[shy sandal]

Dont mess with us real 40k fans, we don't read nor care to

[fair bridge]

i like dodging with mousewheel down. it is fun

[hollow karma]

The true tide experience

[neon agate]

Rights that's the point. It turns off maany people from the community

[sharp inlet]

Thats a lie! Nobody is good at darkesr dungeon 2!

[fair bridge]

been like that since vermintide 2

[brazen pelican]

Got my Blitz on mouse down. :3

[sonic sonnet]

whenever I watched Hivescum players, they have literally zero crowd control

[lusty estuary]

i think the only time i've ever rebound a key for darktide was when i was a slave to the zealot meta and used only blades of faith and rebound my blitz key to my mouse fire button

[fair bridge]

sweet actually

[neon agate]

On hive scum or someoen else?

[brazen pelican]

Meant to kill shit before you need CC.

[fair bridge]

what do you see them using even

[sonic sonnet]

like it's the average Londoner with two knives trying to fight back fifty thousand welshmen and it is just fucking hilarious

[sharp inlet]

I am a slave to the zealot martyrcritviscerator jank

[lusty estuary]

i'm a different kind of slave now

relic blade needs me

[full smelt]

me with my 6 lvl 30 classes

[brazen pelican]

Good thing my grenades are female sheep.

[tired inlet]

blind grenade is crowd control; but that's easily the least used of the blitzes

[lusty estuary]

give the hive scum relic blade

[hollow karma]

Book spam CRIT build ftw

[neon agate]

I have 2k+ hours man...I have made teams work that are stupid and come up with dumb ones like the lets go lesbians team

[sonic sonnet]

give the hive scum a weapon with vanguard, I beg of you

[full smelt]

give them arbites equipment

[lusty estuary]

i need the chain glaive.

fat shark.

[ocean widget]

"lesbians"
crusader
hazy i dont think you know what a lesbian is

[fair bridge]

i don't understand why frankly. i love the blinder

[full smelt]

oh timer is off nice

[sonic sonnet]

there is no world in which the Veteran with the duelling sword does more crowd control than the crack addict

[neon agate]

||Joke I am keeping alive because I found it funny when someone did it FE the exact same thing||

[tired inlet]

Hazy's the kind of person to go Scott Pilgrim and say he's in lesbians with a romantic itnerest

[sonic sonnet]

BAN HIM

[ocean widget]

<@&735928989146939404>

[sonic sonnet]

I want him DEAD

NOW

[fast gorge]

slow mode should fone back

[brazen pelican]

KILL THEM WITH HAMMERS!

[lusty estuary]

veteran is overtuned to hell and can just clear rooms with a sneeze

[sharp inlet]

Whats in thos image files

[sharp inlet]

Someone take one for the team

[hollow karma]

BROKE

[lusty estuary]

meat shields. click on the images for me.

[neon agate]

||Context: In FE three houses there are 3 lesbian characters and someone posted a meme of lets go lesbians and one of them is man||

[sonic sonnet]

directions to get "free money" or investing in some crypto bullshit for a rug pull

[ocean widget]

fym just noticed it
you cant post those without knowing embed perms dont exist here

[sharp inlet]

Ive always wanted to do a rug pull

[neon agate]

Okay I got it

[sharp inlet]

Maybe if I follow this advice posted in a public discord I can be on the inside and pull a rug

[surreal ermine]

FREE MONEY!!!!! I NEED TO CLICK SUSPICIOUS LINKS!!!!!!!!!!

[ocean widget]

hazy you've humiliated yourself enough
dont do this

[sonic sonnet]

what do we think of the new music on the Mourningstar fellas

[broken sun]

yoink

my crypto now

[shy sandal]

"Mr Breast gave me 1 bazillion dollars for investing in shit crypto"

[low hemlock]

It’s another typical CashApp scam

Scammerz these days are so sleeper do betta

💤

[sharp inlet]

Thank you Mr Skeltal

[lusty estuary]

damn i think that person just got their account back too lmaoo

[neon agate]

Also IDK what you mea

[ocean widget]

ty skele
dumbass was tryna convince us "ooh im not a bot i just accidentally posted those and conveniently got my account back after posting them"

[dawn kite]

Im assuming its ai generated too

[brazen pelican]

Scams used to be believable. Primarily because I was a child and gullible as fuck.

[hollow karma]

The funny thing about crypto scammers is they think regular people care about crypto 😭

[low hemlock]

I mean AI can do better than this

[lusty estuary]

all scams are real and the doberment is trying to convince you otherwise

[carmine steppe]

I always knew the mods get to keep all the good crypto giveaways and offers

[dawn kite]

Ur assuming we have grown up, I am an ogryn player

[sonic sonnet]

Imma be real, I got my first scam message when I was 14 and told them that "I will come to your country and burn your mother" because I was in a bad mood

[neon agate]

Ogryn

[sharp inlet]

Scams used to be good because people bad at them got sent to jail

[shy sandal]

Can people appeal bans here?

[fleet rampart]

Done anyone else know how to fix plasma gun nuking my fps? Besides obv not using it

[broken sun]

[sonic sonnet]

14 year old me was really just fucking stupid

but that bar goes hard

[low hemlock]

[brazen pelican]

No, all 40k fans regardless of age and gender are man-children.

[neon agate]

Hey when I die can you promise to give my bones to my friends

[brazen pelican]

Biomass, om nom nom.

[dawn kite]

They think we have money is the best part, lmao

[hollow karma]

Alright bye everyone love u im going to Costco ❤️

[lusty estuary]

the only time i've ever fallen for any sort of scam was when i was younger and i really wanted to play star wars bounty hunter again but i didn't have me ps2 and so i just tried to download the game on a random website and it installed every piece of adware ever to my computer

[neon agate]

Also lets go no slow mode anymore

[brazen pelican]

I don't have money, I've spent it all on cosmetics and plastic crack.

[sharp inlet]

Neurolictor? I hardly even know 'er!

Huh huh huh huh huh Hyiouugh

[dawn kite]

Bro a new pc rn costs both of my kidneys

[lofty jasper]

No dying.

[carmine steppe]

I would say no, if you notice the scam then you aren't the target audience

[low hemlock]

nah that’s how Scammers get yah

A false sense of hope

[neon agate]

Get the triple chocolate loaf

[low hemlock]

🫵

[lusty estuary]

they toy with my emotions...

[neon agate]

Brother if SHE doesn't kill me Gogmazios is

[shy sandal]

Is that even considered a scam? Sounds more like just malware

[hollow karma]

DOUBLE CHUNK CHOCOLATE COOKIE

[lusty estuary]

it's close enough

i scammed myself

[carmine steppe]

But 😢 but I like Necrons and catachans and Grey Knights and Custodes

[lofty jasper]

You're not dying to either

[tired inlet]

is that the only place that they say they love you back?

[hollow karma]

Not even there 😞

[lusty estuary]

the real scam was the friends we made along the way

[gloomy void]

And woman-children and sometimes just children

[sharp inlet]

Literally scams these days are like bright neon sign that says This Is A Scam "I need all the illiterate motherfuckers over here please!"

[tired inlet]

But in Idiocracy it was all "Welcome to Costco, I love you!"

[low hemlock]

Yea but I saw it happen to someone else and they lost alot listening to that img Scams

[brazen pelican]

No exceptions. Now behave or I'll throw deodorant at you!

[shy sandal]

Usually scam victims are children and the elderly, since they are easier to fool. Which is fucked up in its own sense

[hollow karma]

Aw shit I haven’t watched that in a long time I gotta see it again

[brazen pelican]

I refuse.

[neon agate]

Brother last night "Oh boy I can't wait to hang out with my friends!"
"I want to get this man pregnant"

[carmine steppe]

hiss

[languid hazel]

This isn’t at all related but why do I recognize this name?

[lofty jasper]

[quartz ibex]

mpreg confirmed?

[low hemlock]

I don’t clean myself, i let my natural scnet formones keep the evil away

[tired inlet]

He loves spicy food, but hates Old Spice.

[brazen pelican]

Well fuck you. Un-mechs your Hadron.

[lusty estuary]

i believe they fixed this problem in the recent hotfix

[ocean widget]

5mb

[low hemlock]

💦 💔🥀

[fleet rampart]

Nico's a common name,
Hijirikawa has like at least 2 characters from anime that use the name last name,
Other then that, maybe you saw me from the payday community

[sharp inlet]

If you hav scent fomorians you need a shower stinky

[shy sandal]

As far as i understand, it's an autoscript. That runs in your discord as soon as you download malware. It also hacks every single account you have by stealing cookies from your browsers

[brazen pelican]

I'll also devour her for the biomass, she'll be gone forever.

[ocean widget]

i mean
you could have the omegaverse explained to you
knowing aletta she'll pay for fanfic of you two

[sharp inlet]

Im just tryna get my biomass assimilated

[low hemlock]

You can’t keep getting away with this‼️

[brazen pelican]

No! All biomass is mine! :<

[jaunty path]

Thammer buff when

[shy sandal]

Be careful with suspicious links online folks

[gloomy void]

NNOOOOOOOOOO

MY ROBO MOMMY

[ocean widget]

theres an easy way to tell if a links suspicious
beat the person posting it with a sledgehammer
if they complain it means they're sending dangerous links

[lusty estuary]

my biomass would kill you traveler

[cosmic burrow]

I'll drink to that

[jaunty path]

If a pretty lady tells ms to do something I will

[brazen pelican]

I've succeeded, AdMech shall henceforth be known as SadMech.

[neon agate]

GOD PLEASE NOT ME

[ocean widget]

YOU SHOULD-

[neon agate]

It's not 5 mb of s**t

[lofty jasper]

Run.

[neon agate]

SHUT

IT

[brazen pelican]

Biomass seller, no more games! I'm going into battle and I require only your strongest biomass!

[ocean widget]

it is 5mb of hazy quotes

[neon agate]

Brother I CAN TRY, BUT IDK IF ICAN

[gloomy void]

Especially if she’s very blunt about it

[lofty jasper]

JUST TRY

[neon agate]

This reminds me of when I said "I would suck a woman's toes for slugger" (Helldivers 2)

[sharp inlet]

Dating these days is so hard. Is it so much to ask that I find one vaguely insectoid psychic alien queen to recruit me into her cult of genestealers and then melt me down into fuel for her roving band of all consuming hunger made manifest?

[ocean widget]

this is not helping your case

[lusty estuary]

yes that's a lot to ask.

[nimble salmon]

Id suck a woman’s toes for free

[lusty estuary]

start slow.

[gilded socket]

Woof,,,

[lusty estuary]

you need to let the genestealer do that thing first

[quartz ibex]

mrow

[ocean widget]

i can just kill and eat you if that helps

[drowsy flicker]

Okay I fixed the Game lag I just used a higher refresh rate and streamed I did a almost 2 hour session without it going into slideshow mode lol

[brazen pelican]

"Do, or do not. There is no try."

• Spock, Stargate.

[sharp inlet]

I should probably just find a nice genestealer and work my way up the chain

[gilded socket]

Waff.

[ocean widget]

"nice genestealer"
my guy they're all criminals

[gilded socket]

This just made me cry

[lusty estuary]

the malstrain genestealers avoid me because of what i'm trying to get them to do

[tired inlet]

Drukhari Haemonculi that kidnaps techpriests and admechs and turns them into fleshy humans once more.

[brazen pelican]

Malicious and dishonest at worst, ignorant slander at best. :<

[neon agate]

NUH UH

[drowsy flicker]

Also, should I count Mortis Trial failures as a death for my permadeath character? I don't know much about 40k lore but Psykers are dangerous simulation or not.

[ocean widget]

stop nickin the bloody denim

[brazen pelican]

Is mine. :<

[nimble salmon]

Bro spent money on a money board

[cosmic burrow]

No and why you hate yourself

[ocean widget]

isnt this just what admech does to hereteks

[sharp inlet]

Christians be like "No sex out of wedlock because God big mad 😡"

40k be like "No sex out of wedlock because thirsty genocidal aliens are trying to steal our geneseed"

[lusty estuary]

gussy...

[gilded socket]

Post doggirl onesss

[tired inlet]

Sefoni says if you die in her dream you'll die in real life -- but Sefoni likes to lie and tease people because it's funny to her. It's probably just a nightmare, like an incubus attack.

[nimble salmon]

Sex with genocideal aliens

[ocean widget]

"if you die in the game, you die in real life" - sefoni 2025

[gilded socket]

I love sefoni, she csn fix me

[quick haven]

is the plasma gun fixed?

[tired inlet]

PRECIOUS
BODILY
FLUIDS

[nimble salmon]

No

[quartz ibex]

titan... we talked about this, stop trying to fuck the genestealers.

[sharp inlet]

She can make me worse

[nimble salmon]

No

[sonic sonnet]

first thing I see coming back to the chat btw

[low hemlock]

S-UPPORT

Y-OUR

B-EST-FRIENDS

A-AND

U-UNDERSTAND

[gilded socket]

I want that too

[drowsy flicker]

Gotcha I probably won't count it sense I am choosing to only do it once for each difficulty we unlock

[quick haven]

*evaporates

[tired inlet]

They probably don't understand the reference to Dr. Strangelove I'm making but I don't care

[languid hazel]

Woof woof

[sonic sonnet]

I get it

[gilded socket]

I miss my friends,,,,

[sonic sonnet]

I get it twin

[obtuse oak]

Space Marines be like "Wedlock? I'll get it open with my combi-tool. Strategic value: absolute. For Ultramar."

[sharp inlet]

Ive seen some pretty strange love but never with a doctor, they frown on it

[gilded socket]

STINKIIIIIII

[ocean widget]

what the fuck is dr strangelove
i only know dr strangeglove

[sonic sonnet]

go get a job.

[gilded socket]

Its oeaky

[tired inlet]

🎶 I miss my Uncle Charles 🎶

[languid hazel]

MAXINE! :3

[gilded socket]

STINKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII !!!!!

[low hemlock]

Censor that J Slur vro

🥀

[languid hazel]

Nyo

[sonic sonnet]

employment, paycheck, wage

get WOKE and get PAID

[quartz ibex]

Dont trigger big boi Hell flip a coin and kill ye

[gilded socket]

You can be paid to be woke,,,

[sonic sonnet]

by sitting on me?

[ocean widget]

big boi, eat this man

[quartz ibex]

no

[low hemlock]

yes

[quartz ibex]

he'll anton chigurh you

[sonic sonnet]

good

[sonic sonnet]

cuz I'm lowkey a freak

[sonic sonnet]

lemme have at it

[gilded socket]

He he oh ho ho ho ho heh ho oh heheh i feel better now i saw my friend

[languid hazel]

I am gonna bark at squirrels

[low hemlock]

hehehehe samez

[neon agate]

Leanna is a good friend

[low hemlock]

[sonic sonnet]

GAH DAYUMN

[ocean widget]

why are you in a server called femboy fun az

[nimble salmon]

Me too

[sharp inlet]

If this was true Id have a job

[gilded socket]

Bestest friend

[gilded socket]

Trvth

[quartz ibex]

no comment.

[languid hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/friendshappy-friends-so-cute-dog-gif-13008818

[sonic sonnet]

you guys don't understand how much I like Hadron

[ocean widget]

ive seen the OG image
its a lot bigger

[sonic sonnet]

I have too

[gilded socket]

Trvth!!!

[lusty estuary]

hadron aunt fanny got me slapping my belly and letting out a laugh that shakes my whole house

[sonic sonnet]

whenever she is mean to me or gives me praise, I get a tingly feeling in my stomach

[low hemlock]

u are in luck pal, U aint the only one,

[spare sierra]

How often do they rotate their cosmetic items in the store?

[gilded socket]

I didnt know big boi had 2 accounts

[lusty estuary]

bi weekly

[sonic sonnet]

Hadron such a baddy

[gilded socket]

Makes me feel like i have purpose

[sonic sonnet]

it got me slapping somethin else

[spare sierra]

Are we in the second week or a new rotation?

[sharp inlet]

What time of year is bi week in?

[lusty estuary]

it'll rotate this thursday yes

[gilded socket]

Tuesday

[spare sierra]

This Thursday thank you

[sonic sonnet]

I ran past her today and she said "Varlet, do you need your tools anointed", (or sumn like that) does she want me?

[gilded socket]

She wants me

[lusty estuary]

if you're slapping your willy woodpecker something has gone wrong and it's my job to slay you

[gilded socket]

Im bestest dog

[sharp inlet]

Yes. Go to her.

[sonic sonnet]

she wants me, actually

[gilded socket]

Every adept needs a pet

All imma say

[sonic sonnet]

I paid (not kidding) 500 bucks on Mechanicus units on my first 40K purchase

[sharp inlet]

Ive been thinking we need more servitors

[sonic sonnet]

yeah and that's ME

[gilded socket]

Me

[ocean widget]

im stapling all of you to plasterboard above hadrons workstation

[lusty estuary]

hadron crumb tribute where i eat like a pig over a picture of her

[glossy bear]

Carefull someone people here are into this

[sonic sonnet]

you might be a doggirl, but you will never beat the sheer submission of a 115 Kilo, 1,90 man

[languid hazel]

I got my adhd meds yayyy

[low hemlock]

ok THAT goes hard

[sharp inlet]

Thats crazy I paid literally like 500 on a 3D printer and now I do what the fuck I want to

[gilded socket]

But i woof

[languid hazel]

I can have a normal day today!

[glossy bear]

Never mess with the dwarfs

[sonic sonnet]

and I whimper.

[gilded socket]

Peakium

[gilded socket]

I do that too

[languid hazel]

Awooo!!!

[ocean widget]

does she know

[sonic sonnet]

I would pay to see that

[sonic sonnet]

yeah but it's cooler, because I look like I kill people

[ocean widget]

nil

[lusty estuary]

what's up

[ocean widget]

what the fuck is that reaction

[lusty estuary]

what's wrong with it

[gilded socket]

Group crumb tribute where we devour a giant cake with our bear hands

[sonic sonnet]

the Chief is mpreg

[ocean widget]

why have you made masterchief pregnant

[glossy bear]

Heresy

[sonic sonnet]

debating whether or not I should buy Nitro so I can react with that as well

[lusty estuary]

lore accurate

[glossy bear]

No he isnt

[ocean widget]

pregnant people cant send bombs back nil

[gilded socket]

Awwwoooo!!!!!!

[lusty estuary]

spiderverse taught me otherwise

[sonic sonnet]

hell yeah

and afterwards we all play Darktide

first one to start drooling in a Hadron mission loses

[sharp inlet]

What server is that master chief from? So I can avoid it? For a friend.

[sonic sonnet]

(I'll lose)

[glossy bear]

If felinids are canon then dog girls are also canon?

[gilded socket]

No group nap

[lusty estuary]

it's my server sorry you can't have it

[sonic sonnet]

I do not nap

[languid hazel]

Indeed :3

[sonic sonnet]

I have developed Insomnia from Darktide

I sleep for three hours, go be a gradeslave and a wageslave and then Darktide

[wary flint]

what day does the current event end?

[sonic sonnet]

soon I hope, already finished it

[lusty estuary]

quit your job drop out of school more time for darktide

[glossy bear]

Dude thats nothing
You clearly dont know the terrors of doing math in your sleep to calculate the perfect number for your massive coal fuel generator set up in satisfactory

[glossy shore]

I wonder if we'll ever get a class that uses sentry turrets

[sharp inlet]

Foiled again

[sonic sonnet]

I cannot afford the funny skins, if I do

[gilded socket]

Playdate with the other puppygirls but we are sweating in darktide

[sonic sonnet]

what will I do if my Zealot and Psyker don't look absolutely bussing

[sonic sonnet]

puppygirls sweating... 🤤

[glossy bear]

No time for dating for The lex calls

[nimble salmon]

😋

[lusty estuary]

why is everyone talking about guppygirls they live in the water

[glossy bear]

Heresy

[sonic sonnet]

"He's reaching!" I yell, as I pass a policemen talking to a man in his vehicle

[hollow karma]

Great minds think alike

[sonic sonnet]

it's not heresy as long as I do it within the Lex's bounds

[glossy bear]

Accurate arbites

[nimble salmon]

The emperor loves puppygirls

[glossy bear]

Indeed

[sonic sonnet]

161

[lusty estuary]

why aren't we all watching bubble guppies rn

[nimble salmon]

161!

[gilded socket]

We should be watching bluey instead

[glossy bear]

Too busy optimizing my factory in satisfactory

[lusty estuary]

bluey dinner 4 tonight

[sonic sonnet]

I do the hand movement, randomly when I pass people and there's three reactions

[nimble salmon]

SATISFACTORY MENTIONED

[finite niche]

I did more damage than a Desperado scum @_@ ... damn ...

[glossy bear]

Truly

[nimble salmon]

Indeed they do

[sonic sonnet]

you really are a dwarf

[sharp inlet]

When is the bluey total conversion mod for Darktide coming out?

[finite niche]

This mace and shield do be doing insane damage

[glossy bear]

You will never know

[gilded socket]

Woof!!!!

[sonic sonnet]

when you stop taking your Schizophrenia pills

[quartz ibex]

meow

[hollow karma]

RHOOO RHOO

[gilded socket]

Grrrrr

[lusty estuary]

bluey speaks to me and tells me i need to do better.

[sharp inlet]

Pyon!

[quartz ibex]

the new schizopherina update is crazyy

[sonic sonnet]

Psyker rp

[quartz ibex]

moew

[hollow karma]

Glub glub

[sharp inlet]

Anybody want to do RP? I'll be a Honda Civic

[quartz ibex]

I'll be a 2006 toyota corolla

nah

even better

[lusty estuary]

lets all roleplay right now pick your characters write a backstory

[sonic sonnet]

watching Instagram reels at 3 am with 1,5 per mille is what it must be like being a Psyker

I see and hear things everyone else denies

[hollow karma]

Can I be Kawasaki zx6r?

[quartz ibex]

1.9 TDI Volkswagen polo

KLEKLEKLEKLEKLE

[lusty estuary]

i'm in me mum's car vroom vroom

get out me car

[sonic sonnet]

unironically that's my car

[sharp inlet]

I havent heard of that so who am I to tell you no?

[hollow karma]

So inclusive I love this rp server !!

[quartz ibex]

KLEKLEKLEKLEKLEKLE

[neon agate]

I just read your name. Thank you for giving ptsd of borderlands 2

[sonic sonnet]

Unlocks the door and gets in the drivers seat.
Puts on Darktide soundtrack.
immediately accelerates into the road, cutting of two people at once.

[lusty estuary]

these rejects are so fucking funny they make me wanna merge without looking

[gilded socket]

GRRRRR RBAKRBAORBAORBAORBAKRBAKRBAORBAKRB

[quartz ibex]

cylinder number 4 flies off to the fucken atmosphere because he hasnt done his maintenance

[hollow karma]

I actually haven’t played the 2nd I was just drinking grog when I named my ogryn lol

[sonic sonnet]

floors it in third gear at 80km/h

[languid hazel]

Borkborkborkbork!

[quartz ibex]

MROOOWWW, MROOOOW MAUUWWWW

[quartz ibex]

The car is about to blow up pls have mercy

[lusty estuary]

the ufo super react is the funniest one

tactical parrot deployment

[sonic sonnet]

uses the hand brake to slow down to turn into the lot of a gas station to get a Monster

[gilded socket]

FUCK you

[quartz ibex]

NOT for free

[gilded socket]

HUH

[sonic sonnet]

dude WHAT

[sharp inlet]

breaks down on a train crossing, killing us both

[sonic sonnet]

finally...

train mission bad ending

[quartz ibex]

epic name

[hollow karma]

rides past and yells “CANT PARK THERE DINGUS”

[nimble salmon]

Rolling steel more rolling blunts

[quartz ibex]

all you had to do was follow the damn train cj!

[sonic sonnet]

what is it with the train mission and having literally 2 seconds left on the timer, before you finish

[sharp inlet]

No grog lookg out for hte train!

[hollow karma]

Edging

[lusty estuary]

you know nothing of edging

if you edged where i edged you'd be dead

[hollow karma]

Lord edge

[jaunty path]

https://tenor.com/view/whiplash-edging-gooning-were-you-edging-or-were-you-gooning-gif-3135694653749179992

[sonic sonnet]

last one I had it was just me (Zealot) (m 18) and an Arb (fascist) (f, 47) left and he kept reloading a single shell into his shotgun, while I tried using the run ability to destroy the tanks

[sonic sonnet]

who even is the woman you reacted with

[lusty estuary]

jillian michaels

[jaunty path]

Why is ur name that

Why does it feel like kirk

Should I kill you

[sonic sonnet]

WE ARE CHARLIE KIIIIIIIIIIIIRK

[lusty estuary]

we are the ragged king...

[jaunty path]

[sonic sonnet]

WE CARRYYYYY THE FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[jaunty path]

This isn't cash money

[ocean widget]

tbf the shotty reload system is shit
want to reload all special shells?
nope, one at a time

[sonic sonnet]

I imagine it was the ball clutching time pressure

btw I just looked up Jillian Micheals

who the fuck is this woman

[lusty estuary]

not her

[quartz ibex]

WE FIGGHT FOR THE GOSPEL

[lusty estuary]

that's some fitness instructor

[fast gorge]

ragged king gets mogged by the weakest iron rider

please consult the graph

[lusty estuary]

okay so this freak just entered the chat and i can't speak whatever goddamn language they're using can someone translate

[sonic sonnet]

ride iron... 🤤

[quartz ibex]

I think they're talking about fucking iron

[ocean widget]

"this freak" tells me nothing

[sonic sonnet]

"googoo gaga, oogly moogly goo-gagaggoo"

[lusty estuary]

i don't need to tell you anything.

[sonic sonnet]

who wants to try some Auric with me

[lusty estuary]

the ragged king is the wokest of the gang leaders anyways

literally uses they/them pronouns

[glossy shore]

I just had a daemonhost from the atonement event spawn in targeting me (Despite the fact I didn't activate the thing) just as I was being revived...

as a result I promptly got insta-killed by it 0.1 seconds after being revived.

[sonic sonnet]

I'm the woker... why so - queerious?

[lusty estuary]

so everyone either needs to fall in line or fall by the sword

[fast gorge]

i will kill the ragged king.

[jaunty path]

Yeah it goes for mfs at random.

[fast gorge]

1 ragged king and i will kill them all.

[sonic sonnet]

you just need to get good, ngl

[cosmic burrow]

If its from event its rsndom. And it behaves like normal boss swithcing targets

[sonic sonnet]

3 HIVESCUMS

OH MY GOD IT'S OVER

[lusty estuary]

7000 water cartel in atoma and i will save them all

[nimble salmon]

Fatshart when can we make our characters nude?

[glossy shore]

Me: "Ok I have been revived this should be fine-"

Daemonhost: "Who decided that?"

[sonic sonnet]

EMPEROR SAVE ME

[lusty estuary]

we used to have that and chud workshop said no

[fast gorge]

tells someone to get good

complains when they have HS on their team

[jaunty path]

Hs?

[fast gorge]

the comedy writes itself

[jaunty path]

Oh hive scum

[fast gorge]

scummer

[jaunty path]

Hivescum is powerful yeah

[glossy shore]

yea ngl Im a bit salty about that

[formal mortar]

Same thing happens with a regular demon host if you are downed/being revived

[sonic sonnet]

not the ones I played with

but it's Damnation, so it's fine

[fast gorge]

you play in

[sonic sonnet]

just need a quickie anyways

[fast gorge]

copper lobbies

[cosmic burrow]

Hs is short for heavy sword

[jaunty path]

I do crazy boss damage

[lusty estuary]

we are francis drake we sail on his ship we'll hoist all of his sails

[fast gorge]

its SIR

SIR

francis drake

[lusty estuary]

what do you know?

[glossy shore]

I guess from an outside perspective it could be seen as humorous

[jaunty path]

We are skibidi toilet

[lusty estuary]

we'll make big city known.

[glossy shore]

but for me specifically it felt like a personal "frick you" from the game

[nimble salmon]

YOU SHOULD JUMP NOW

[glossy shore]

Tho I guess I am chuckling at it myself, so it was at least still funny

[formal mortar]

I was laughing when it happened to me for the first time a few days ago. Was neat to learn that mechanic that way

[nimble salmon]

Alright I’m out

[glossy shore]

[fast gorge]

i am literally francis

[nimble salmon]

I’m out 1.3 seconds

[formal mortar]

It was a regular daemonhost that someone activated while I was being revived, it killed me upon activating and then dipped out. Felt like I got sacrificed

[lusty estuary]

wearing the skin of a dead man... sir francis drake didn't die for THINGS like you to be saying this stuff.

[fast gorge]

i mog spanish vessels in total war empire to honor his legacy

💔

the skin is just a bonus.

[nimble salmon]

Fckn TikTok humor

Just make the sun explode already

[lusty estuary]

i'm sorry i'll try to appeal to your better tastes my liege

[languid hazel]

Bork

[nimble salmon]

Wasn’t talking to you

Broski

[lusty estuary]

now you are.

unsheathe your blade

[fast gorge]

you were doing gay bottom tease larp earlier

[lusty estuary]

we duel

[fast gorge]

please do not lecture ANYONE

on humour

[formal mortar]

Damn, called out

[sonic sonnet]

Imma be real

I just crashed the mission, cuz I was watching House MD on my second monitor

[formal mortar]

Nah that couldn't have crashed it

[fast gorge]

yeah he alt-f4'd

this is known.

i am in the walls.

[formal mortar]

How does the fiberglass feel?

[fast gorge]

snorting it is giving me a crazy high.

[ancient violet]

Deserved

[lusty estuary]

that's not how fiberglass works you're ruining my fucking immersion

if you snorted it you would be DEAD!

TRY. HARDER.

[ancient violet]

Where are all of the "realism" people complaining about Scum anyways? 😈

[fast gorge]

you maybe, not someone of my vitality

[lusty estuary]

hive scum is realistic because when i was on opioids i really could do all that

[ancient violet]

Pics or didn't happen

[lusty estuary]

no image permissions in general chat

[fast gorge]

i understand that some people need to play life on easier difficulties as they cannot snort fiberglass

[ancient violet]

Dms

[lusty estuary]

i don't know what those are

[fast gorge]

erm!!! dms closed!!! forever!!! do not dm!!!

[formal mortar]

You just have to look at your local crackheads, or look up Florida to see that the hive scum are realistic

[sonic sonnet]

I gotta stop

got revived and I didn't pause House

[lusty estuary]

just watch something that improves your gameplay

[fast gorge]

adults and minors and warhammer fans and dispatch fans and rpers dni

[sonic sonnet]

now the mission actually is over

unless "supersexygranpa" can save all three of us

[lusty estuary]

good thing i'm none of these

[sonic sonnet]

supersexygranpa couldn't make it, sadly

[formal mortar]

Now the real debate

[fast gorge]

nil dni

[lusty estuary]

you're very similar to a very specific historical figure whose name is just on the tip of my tongue...

[fast gorge]

nikola tesla?

true

[formal mortar]

Should I brew a creme brulee coffee, or an horchata coffee?

[lusty estuary]

horchata coffee

[fast gorge]

creme bulee

oh my GOD

[sonic sonnet]

larp as hivescum and mix every spice you got in your house

[lusty estuary]

i can't believe this bitch

[languid hazel]

Eepy 😪

[lusty estuary]

i'm rolling a d20 hold on

6

[formal mortar]

6 would be a failure so it will be creme brulee

[fast gorge]

1

fuck you

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lusty estuary]

so does that mean i win

[formal mortar]

Oh you were rolling against eachother?

Guess it's horchata then

[lusty estuary]

well i just wanted to roll a d20 that was unrelated but now it's a contest and i win

i always win.

[fast gorge]

deep state propoganda bullshit

[formal mortar]

Yeah and I didn't want to make a real decision so it works out for me too

[fast gorge]

my unloveable chud life

[lusty estuary]

my loveable an foid life

[glossy shore]

do the atonement alters still count even if you're down/need rescuing?

[gilded socket]

I want a AR-18 so badlyyyy

[formal mortar]

Yeah

You get 100 points for activation

[glossy shore]

thank goodness

[storm ember]

cool fact: Zealot

[fast gorge]

is gay

we are aware.

[storm ember]

[low hemlock]

When RejectMpreg Reaction

[sonic sonnet]

yeah I

should stop watching House

[glossy shore]

[languid hazel]

We should um

[lusty estuary]

i like how the mpreg master chief and the mpreg are facing each other

they're connecting

[languid hazel]

Start a group nap now :3

[formal mortar]

Just realized I haven't played the new map yet

[sonic sonnet]

they're having twins

[fast gorge]

[formal mortar]

I just woke up from a nap so im gonna pass

[gilded socket]

Playdate later?

[sonic sonnet]

how good are the dual wield ranged weapons of the Scum

[formal mortar]

Pretty good

[sonic sonnet]

hm

[lusty estuary]

they're both really good

[tired inlet]

What's the difference between "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned." and "Sorry Daddy, I've been naughty."

That's tone, baby.

[glossy shore]

Fun if you build them right

[low hemlock]

@ocean widget

[sonic sonnet]

I'm really unlucky teammate wise then

[gilded socket]

Is tjat your selfie?

[formal mortar]

Also fun if you build them wrong

[languid hazel]

Yush! ^w^

[ocean widget]

what the fuck

[gilded socket]

Okay!!!

[glossy shore]

Is there really a wrong way?

[lusty estuary]

it's hard to build the dual stubs wrong

[tender horizon]

The Macs are dumb strong when built for, the .45s are only decent but they're my favorite.

[formal mortar]

Yeah

[ocean widget]

yeah
its called running out of ammo

[glossy shore]

I mean if it works...is it really wrong?

[languid hazel]

How dare you diss the Emprah’s caliber!

[tired inlet]

The pistols have more AP and are more accurate, but man the machine pistols are just amazing with run & gun and some chutzpah

[lusty estuary]

it's wrong if it's not my build

[glossy shore]

That's not building it wrong

[formal mortar]

If you are running 60 damage on it you are doing it wrong

[glossy shore]

That's being reckless

[fast gorge]

build shmuild more like

[ocean widget]

you are building wrong by not having enough ammo
shrimple

[lusty estuary]

rome wasn't built in a day

[languid hazel]

I’m gonna run macs with mobility >:3

[glossy shore]

Nah you're just giving the heretics a chance to survive 0.1 seconds longer

[gilded socket]

Wishing on a star fro a lesbian thing to happen to me

[glossy shore]

[tired inlet]

Autopistols ammo management really relies on the career skill to maximize free/lucky bullets.

[languid hazel]

Me too 😔

[fast gorge]

60 mobility is the way to go

[gilded socket]

One day cro

[lusty estuary]

lesbian brick attack

[formal mortar]

The dual stubs pop heads real nice, especially with the special

[glossy shore]

Hestia might be gay for my Veteran-

[sonic sonnet]

how are they against flak armour

[lusty estuary]

bad

[gilded socket]

Good for ya!

[lusty estuary]

or well

[sonic sonnet]

THEN WHY DO MY TEAMMATES KEEP SHOOTING IT

[lusty estuary]

flak they're okay

[formal mortar]

Haven't had any issue with flak

[glossy shore]

She's always wanting to touch her...

It's a bit weird ngl

[fast gorge]

"bad"

[sonic sonnet]

well

the round I just had was alright

[lusty estuary]

i forgot the difference between flak and carapace because i'm ugly and my mom hits me with a stick

[languid hazel]

They say that dog girls giving each other gifts is a sign of affection but I think humans are just dum :3

[sonic sonnet]

just kinda annoying because I was the only one actually capable of pushing back the hordes

and I kept watching House because I have dementia

[fast gorge]

if you expect everyone and anyone to aim for specific parts of the body in public matches and just dog on every team mate you get in this game you just need to play solo or smth

[formal mortar]

Nil that sounds like abuse via the ugly stick. You should escape

[fast gorge]

i have never seen someone complain about teammates this much bro 😭

[sonic sonnet]

it's called moving the goalpost fellas, say the class is horrible and then play horribly because you're stupid

[lusty estuary]

no i tried that once and the moose man found me

[formal mortar]

Don't you know you just gotta yell to scare him off?

[gilded socket]

“Oh my steak is too juicy!!”

[sonic sonnet]

I've complained about it in like 4 messages lol

[fast gorge]

yeah

[gilded socket]

I WISH A WOMAN WOULD WANT TO TOUCH ME UNPROMPTED

[fast gorge]

the bit gets old quick

[lusty estuary]

yeah but see i'm going to hold those 4 messages against you forever until you take the scum pill

[glossy shore]

My Veteran(Female): "Alright Hestia what Penances have I do-"

Hestia: "Lemme touch you...please-"

[sonic sonnet]

what the fuck is going on in the B plot right now btw

[languid hazel]

REAL

[sonic sonnet]

they just rping here

[fast gorge]

shipping characters bit back in general chat

[sonic sonnet]

and being down bad again

[fast gorge]

yeah its over

[lusty estuary]

okay so

[formal mortar]

Hestia always be trying to touch my characters

[gilded socket]

I WISH

[gilded socket]

Lmao

[lusty estuary]

bounty hunter scum x loose cannon vet seems to be the play

[sonic sonnet]

I might buy the DLC

[glossy shore]

I don't even think my Veteran is that attractive-

[lusty estuary]

but see anarchist x loose cannon makes more sense to me

[lusty estuary]

you didn't try hard enough.

[sonic sonnet]

if we get a good looking Hivescum skin

I will

wallahi

[fast gorge]

nil do not encourage this

[lusty estuary]

i have to

it's my job to

[fast gorge]

JOB!?!?!?

censor please

[languid hazel]

If not attractive then why lady? Checkmate libruls :p

[sonic sonnet]

employment

[glossy shore]

Because I can 🙂

[lusty estuary]

i've been writing my loose cannon x cutthroat literature for so long i have to pass my wisdom onto other people or else they'll club my head in

[fast gorge]

i actually am employed

[glossy shore]

"I was only nine years old...I loved big E so much..."

[fast gorge]

it is not a good job.

[lusty estuary]

the pie smashing factory

they make you step on pies with your bare feet all day

[fast gorge]

its a bomb

[thick fog]

[fast gorge]

we make bombs

[gilded socket]

One day i hope

[fast gorge]

🤤

[glossy bear]

I am a student at an engineering uni

[languid hazel]

Maxine! What if um…

[sonic sonnet]

you should do Maul x me

[gilded socket]

Huh?

[lusty estuary]

you're not a darktide character

get away from me

you STINK!

[glossy shore]

I think I showed what my Veteran looked like before-

[sonic sonnet]

ok do this then
https://youtu.be/gT80FbLGwD4?si=gk3Z7qzLCCHAII5O

[gilded socket]

I never saw

[glossy bear]

Neither are you filthy heretic

[languid hazel]

What if dog girls cuddled? :3

[glossy bear]

[glossy shore]

Did you want to?

[sonic sonnet]

they love each other, it's so sweet

[gilded socket]

Couldn’t happen

[lusty estuary]

goes to show what you know.

[gilded socket]

Maybe maybe not

[languid hazel]

😔

[glossy shore]

Is that a yes or a no?

[glossy bear]

Your pfp is a kobold

[gilded socket]

Who would be barking at the heretics

[glossy bear]

Its xeno so its bad

[gilded socket]

MISSUS

[languid hazel]

Both of us! ^w^

[gilded socket]

I dunno

[jaunty path]

hi maxine

[sonic sonnet]

to be honest, up until now I thought it was a cow fursona

[gilded socket]

Hm,,,

[glossy bear]

Lmao

[glossy shore]

Well if you want to let me know I guess?

[languid hazel]

Hai Missus!

[lusty estuary]

close enough

[gilded socket]

I dunno,,,, leanna,,,

[gilded socket]

Show ne now

[sonic sonnet]

lost a lot of respect for Nil just now

[glossy bear]

Nice save

[glossy shore]

Want me to show in DMs?

[gilded socket]

Hello gay

[lusty estuary]

i stand tall in the face of this adversity

[surreal ermine]

big eared freerf

[gilded socket]

Theres a driptide chat

[glossy bear]

Move your flirting into dms

[glossy shore]

alright I'll share it there

[languid hazel]

Should I um… post the j*b meme in zealot chat?

[storm ember]

I made the choice to view Darktide fanfiction

[glossy bear]

We didnt

[gilded socket]

Yeahh

[storm ember]

The choice to throw up was forced upon me

[jaunty path]

skibidi toilet

[sonic sonnet]

why would you do that

[sonic sonnet]

I know a good therapist, if need be

[storm ember]

Curiosity's sake of course

[glossy bear]

I know one too
My shotgun

[sonic sonnet]

crazy how I've seen you like 5 times in this chat and you've said this every time

[storm ember]

if you see a darktide fanfic written by an anonymous user please please please dont click that shit

[lusty estuary]

missus say the line

[jaunty path]

It's missing time

[glossy bear]

Only 2k more currency and I get my free 500 aquillas

[surreal ermine]

HES TRYING TO HOARD ALL THE KAYEX FANFIC FOR HIMSELF

[glossy bear]

I hope fatshark will add free aquilas like in v2

[gilded socket]

I miss how socially active i was irl

[sonic sonnet]

crazy to think how that gets you literally nothing lmao

[formal mortar]

Horchata coffee taste real good

[jaunty path]

have I had that b4...

[glossy shore]

Shared it

[sonic sonnet]

me when I have genuinely terrible taste

[quartz ibex]

hey you're still socially active

not in the same place but still socially active

[gilded socket]

Irl brah

[sonic sonnet]

(never drank coffee in my life ngl)

[quartz ibex]

Ik brah

try to look at it from a good perspective

[gilded socket]

I mean i guess

[storm ember]

one word. poxwalker

[sonic sonnet]

irl interactions are overrated

I live like a siberian man

[quartz ibex]

true

[sonic sonnet]

unironically 50 kilometres away from my closest friend

[sleek harness]

She is doing what most of you losers can't

[gilded socket]

I wonder how long i csn go irl without speaking a word

[sonic sonnet]

closest in the sense of proximity, I mean

[quartz ibex]

house-school-gym and the loop goes on and on.

[glossy shore]

[gilded socket]

Huh

[ivory dawn]

Hey chat, my dawg looks like an arbities hound now that she's got her tumor removed, I'm happy that nurgle does not claim another victim

[sleek harness]

What

[sonic sonnet]

me if I managed to actually go to the gym

[languid hazel]

I feel quite hungry

[nimble salmon]

What mark of combat shotgun should I use on arbites

[quartz ibex]

Its pretty easy when you get a plan going on

[sonic sonnet]

happy for your dog, wish both of you the absolute best bro

[jaunty path]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-gif-21854841

[gilded socket]

Real

[languid hazel]

HURRAY! Happy for you and your dog brev. :>

[ivory dawn]

She's got a nice comfy life ahead of her the little loyalist :3

[sonic sonnet]

I say, before slaughting 50 hungarians and cumans

[gilded socket]

Chat should i not eat today and grind darktide latter?

[sleek harness]

Yes

[jaunty path]

Eat now darktide later.

[lusty estuary]

i think you can both eat and grind darktide

[jaunty path]

I'm gonna see my therapist soon

[thick coyote]

Agripina

[quartz ibex]

eat darktide

[glossy shore]

So what'd ya think?

[ivory dawn]

Ogryn says it best, Can't fight propah if hungry, eat your rations

[lusty estuary]

eat orange orange eat orange

[sleek harness]

You have a therapist? This is devolvement

[gilded socket]

About what

[glossy shore]

My Veteran?

[gilded socket]

Save the rashuns for the bigguns

[gilded socket]

Its cool

[glossy shore]

Thank you 🙂

[lusty estuary]

let me see your veteran

[jaunty path]

I've been seeing one for a few months now

[lusty estuary]

where is it

[ivory dawn]

Food is like ammo, it can't all go to one person, treat yourself well

[glossy shore]

Driptide-

[gilded socket]

What if stab instead

[sleek harness]

2 devolvements then

[quartz ibex]

But you can eat it all by yourself and die. always fun

[ivory dawn]

Even a blade goes dull and loses its lethality if not sharpened, sharpen your body by eating :>

[sonic sonnet]

anyone else a big fan of songs where they just start talking with a lowkey banger beat in the middle of the song

[quartz ibex]

slaying at the show before the battlefield.

[gilded socket]

Is this true

[sonic sonnet]

good advice maxxing

[nimble salmon]

Sharpen your body by gooning

[glossy shore]

Maybe this is why Hestia wants to touch my Veteran so much...

[quartz ibex]

basically evanescence

[jaunty path]

No I'm eating all of it.

[languid hazel]

I am gonna make Henry of Skalitz in Darktide

[glossy shore]

The drip is too much!

[ivory dawn]

Yup

[gilded socket]

Alright then

[ivory dawn]

Slaanesh shall not tempt me-

[sonic sonnet]

right now it's

[quartz ibex]

The drip is never too much

[sonic sonnet]

damn

"Butthole Surfers"

[gilded socket]

Fat

[nimble salmon]

But hadron shall

[sonic sonnet]

sometimes I wonder why I'm single

then I look at my music taste

and yeah

I get it

[glossy shore]

But Hestia is distracting-

[surreal ermine]

give all rashuns to brawler ogryn

[sonic sonnet]

try that with having a printed out Hadron picture on your wall

[gilded socket]

Trvth

[nimble salmon]

You play 40K darktide, nothing to wonder about

[quartz ibex]

yeah she's just mghhm but we gotta lock in and slay the show and the battlefield.

[ivory dawn]

Eh, I like Kayex better, the dementia bot seems more attractive...But Hadron does call me a good varlet soooo...Ah, hard choice

[sonic sonnet]

I had one when I started playing

[glossy shore]

I'm not into tech priests-

[sonic sonnet]

Kayex sound like he's absolutely blasted on fent

[nimble salmon]

Heresy

[sonic sonnet]

see, that's why you're wrong

[surreal ermine]

i like kayexes voice

[ivory dawn]

That's exactly why I like him

[sonic sonnet]

real

[quartz ibex]

You know its fucked up when people are talking about fictional admechs