general-chat

[astral basin]

Crystalisks. I like em. A lotta people dont.

[gritty carbon]

they dont have a pony made of diamonds

[fallen tree]

i havent played beyond that one, i think the game was cool, and the mmo-esque weapon s are neat. would make for cool speedrunning rng imo

[timber elk]

Yes they do.

[carmine steppe]

Borderlands games are saved by their gameplay

[timber elk]

Buttstalion

[past jewel]

All I remember from borderlands is the shitty humor, and for player split screen

[gritty carbon]

that was the joke yes

[timber elk]

Harsh. Very harsh.

[past jewel]

No offence, sorry

[timber elk]

I actually somewhat am since borderlands 2 is like one of my childhood games

[gritty carbon]

the shitty humor was great when it worked, when it didnt, well, thats when we get borderlands 3 and borderlands the movie

[amber delta]

wait you guys unironically play borderlands, I thought it was just a meme?

[timber elk]

throws a brick

[past jewel]

Yeah I was gonna say the newer stuff just seems so stale compared to the older stuff

Is like the vibe I get from the fans nowadays

[gritty carbon]

shoot this guy in the face, just the face, nothing but the face

[carmine steppe]

I play it once, and when I realize I start to understand the story I drop it, which is usually around the end

[astral basin]

Bl1: og rust and crass.
Bl2: peak story.
Bl presequal: peak og skill trees
Bl3: looter experience. The raids were alright.
Bl4: to be determined.

[gritty carbon]

they went too far with the shit humor, its now cringe

[timber elk]

I’m a fan….

[past jewel]

I think it’s the quips that drive me nuts

[amber delta]

[carmine steppe]

Bl3 was awful

[timber elk]

It really was. Especially…….her

[agile oasis]

krieg deserved none of that shit

[gritty carbon]

can you honestly say with all your heart that not once did you want to die of cringe while playing bl3's main story?

[carmine steppe]

I skipped every story cutscene, I didn't even get the dlcs cause I didn't care at that point

[gritty carbon]

salvador and axton being a footnote of a dlc sigh

[timber elk]

No I did wanted to die. Especially what they did with maya. Axton, Salvador and lith

Especially MY BOY FUCKING KREIG

[past jewel]

I bought border lands 3 full priced to play with a shit head who had no taste in games

[timber elk]

MOTHERFUCKERS TOOK HIS LIFE

[gritty carbon]

see thats the funny thing, the dlc writing is miles better than main story, its not shakespeare, but the dlc captured the borderlands vibe more than the main story

[astral basin]

I didnt care for it much. People praise it as the “best gunplay in the franchise”
“Oh look. I can swap to a taser. Peak”

[past jewel]

Bro was into suicide squad to kills the justice league

[gritty carbon]

skill issue, just dont fall in love with maya smh

imagine loving a siren, look at roland

[carmine steppe]

Btw Mordecai and Brick appear for like 5 minutes in the main story of borderlands 3

[timber elk]

Ewwwww we don’t talk about that game

[timber elk]

Leave my waifu alone ;~;

Why did they kill her off ;~;

[gritty carbon]

bl3 tldr: talk to lilith, then talk to lilith, after that, talk to lilith

[astral basin]

They show up a lot for side quests. Thats about it.

[astral jungle]

I wanted to have a gunslinger with all Jakobs trees.

[gritty carbon]

it wasnt even a good death lmao, it is what it is

[timber elk]

Flak be like: crits anyone?

[astral basin]

Spoilers: Now talk to tannis

[astral jungle]

Soon we get a new robot

[timber elk]

I actually like flak

[gritty carbon]

ah see, but then you talk to lilith again

[timber elk]

He is my favorite bl3 vault hunter

[carmine steppe]

At that point of the game I was close to the last levels of my skill tree and I wanted to end the gsme

[marsh iris]

FOR THE FOURTH

[gritty carbon]

hes nice but zayn stole the show

[past jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-darktide-warhammer-40k-40k-warhammer-ogryn-gif-8440002666976363995

[timber elk]

Yeah but his crit builds are fun to play

[gritty carbon]

dlc claptrap trust

[gritty carbon]

nothing beats cosplaying as the doom slayer imo

[hushed cipher]

NO FOURTH 💔

[timber elk]

Speaking of DLC I really enjoyed the moxie heist dlc and the guns, love and tentcelas dlc

The other ones kinda sucked

[grand terrace]

is there just nobody playing havoc? im searching for ppl for a havoc 22 forever

[timber elk]

Oh and I really liked the revenge of the cartel side content

[gritty carbon]

tentacles was my favorite, got to meet gaige again

[timber elk]

Joey ultraviolets mansion is such a vibe

[summer crow]

how often do new vestures roll out?

[gritty carbon]

piss nade is peak

[timber elk]

Especially since it’s a love letter to Scarface

[past jewel]

honestly I’ve been looking for people to play the game with in general. I haven’t done have as of yet

[timber elk]

Probably the best content I ever played from borderlands 3

The amount of drip the revenge of the cartel had was staggering

I just wished it was a actual full time DLC than seasonal content

[gritty carbon]

you didnt like the krieg one?

[timber elk]

Not really since it kinda just somewhat deep his story. Fans wanted to see interactions between him, maya and Tina but never really happened

Plus it still continues to shroud his past in mystery

[gritty carbon]

it was nice though, if you look at what it was, not what it coudlve been

[timber elk]

So the DLC was a big nothing burger

To me personally

[fallen tree]

what region? i get none either, especially this time, im pacific south

[grand terrace]

europe

[fallen tree]

usually gotta go to HK for me

oh rip

[hushed cipher]

[timber elk]

I can’t because it bothers me that much because I DLC could’ve been so much better

[drifting totem]

any chance we get new weapon unlockable skins in the future? maybe penances for killing 10k enemies with the weapon or something like that?

[timber elk]

I really wanted to enjoy the KREIG DLC but every time I tried. I just wished it was better.

[fallen tree]

shaking a magic 8ball, signs say no

i wish

maybe 5th anniversary to pull players back in

[gritty carbon]

yeah i see your point and i am kinda miffed that they didnt touch the maya stuff at all

but i enjoyed it

[carmine steppe]

Oh but they did touch Maya [[she is dead]]

[timber elk]

Which if you think about it. Maya is a very important person to kreig since she saw him as a person and not a psycho

[carmine steppe]

How did you do spoilers?

[gritty carbon]

||

[timber elk]

And the fact they just made him “oh she’s dead…..damn….she was a good person” and leave it at that was very disappointing

[fallen tree]

|| lines like this || ||

[carmine steppe]

Ohhh thanks

||she is dead||

[gritty carbon]

||never gonna give you up||

[past jewel]

Spoiler alert chancellor palpatine is darth Sideous

[timber elk]

NUH UH 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️❗️❗️❗️

[carmine steppe]

WHAT THE FUCK

[timber elk]

ITS CLEARLY THE JEDIS FAULT 🗣️🗣️❗️❗️❗️

[gritty carbon]

i hated how they made zer0 so dismisive too, totally ruins it

i mean its zer0 but cmon

[past jewel]

Good soldiers follow orders

[timber elk]

Bl3 is just awful story wise. Gameplay wise

insert Joey ultraviolet endgame fighting

[gritty carbon]

thats why people keep asking for bl3 gamplay and bl2 story kek

[timber elk]

Which is never gonna happen

Because unfortunately we have bl4

Which is….a entity

[carmine steppe]

Have y'all played borderlands 4?

[gritty carbon]

forgetting about wonderlands?

[gritty carbon]

nah, too expensive for my blood

[timber elk]

Wedontalkaboutthat

[gritty carbon]

gonna wait 10 years for the 90% off, i can wait

[carmine steppe]

Lmao I played borderlands 3 doing that

[gritty carbon]

you dont like mayhem 100??? how could you!! its revolutionary!

[timber elk]

First mistake

[gritty carbon]

100 difficulties!!!

[timber elk]

Fuck off I don’t care for your dogshit endgame content

JUST LET ME FARM IN PEACE

[gritty carbon]

nuh uh

[fallen tree]

sounds like trying to capitalise on the cod zombies vibe

[timber elk]

As dr Malcom said from Jurassic park “just because you can doesn’t mean you should”

And guess what? I don’t want your 100 difficulties

I want fucking pearls!

Why in the fuck do I have to wait 3 fucking games to get pearls back

[gritty carbon]

was lowkey hoping bl4 would be another legendary galore for the funny

[astral basin]

Oh yeah. Mayhem mode. Egh.

[timber elk]

No

[gritty carbon]

you get a legendary

he gets a legendary

[gritty carbon]

we all get legendaries!

[timber elk]

Dude legendries are basically just commons at this point

[gritty carbon]

yeah it was lmao

l love looking at the map and seeing stars

[timber elk]

Kinda lost its meaning in bl3

[gritty carbon]

to be fair, you get the same volume in bl2, just you know, with iridicents and pearls

so it doesnt feel as common

[astral basin]

Thats why i said bl3 was the looter shoot experience
You dont play it except to see the drops
The auto sell setting was neat tho

[gritty carbon]

autosell my beloved

[timber elk]

Yeah but in bl2 you actually have to put the work in for the legendary. Bl3 you have such stupid high drop chances you can watch a tik tok and get 16 of the same legendary weapon in a minute

[rough verge]

I remember playing bloons 3

[gritty carbon]

my horde rat brain winces in pain whenever i see a bunch of whites on bl2

[gritty carbon]

what about bloons td

OR

bloons adventure time!

[rough verge]

Uh

I admit im lowkey still a casual

[timber elk]

sees whites rarity’s in bl3 OOOOOOOOWWWWWWIEEEEEE

[gritty carbon]

pennies!

[gritty carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/young-sheldon-mewing-young-sheldon-mewing-iain-armitage-gif-2626103973529238565

[formal mortar]

Be a highkey casual

But don't become a game journalist

[astral basin]

So. Heres a misconception
World drops in bl3 is insane.
Same with bl presequal
The dedicated drops are… a little higher than the other games. But its still rarer
Its the sheer density of legends from the world drops that makes it lose its value

[amber delta]

arbitrator is playing too nice with scum I expected more hostility

[twin dirge]

I'm way too high, I thought y'all was about about btd2 and 3 and I was about to pog uncontrollably

But its just borderlands

[rough verge]

I make a joke that bl3 meant bloons3

[amber delta]

even veteran tells scum to kys, where is that passion from arby

[twin dirge]

I fuckin love popping bloons with monkey

[fiery wave]

Fatalist is normal though. You already know they care to a degree but can't do anything about it.

[astral basin]

I aint scared of you! The inqies got my back!

• yes you are! I can smell the fear on you
  G-get away!

[amber delta]

yes but I think even maul is too nice

[formal mortar]

I'm assuming it's because arbitrators have to deal with the scum since it's both the arbitrator and the scum's home turf

[gritty carbon]

oh you're a fan of bloons? name every species of primates

[formal mortar]

Where as the other classes are not from atoma typically

[fiery wave]

That's the weird one.

[twin dirge]

I was gonna start listing the monkeys but then realized how long I'd be typing for, you win this one laziness

[formal mortar]

So just like how police in the real world tend to play a tit for tat game with cartels/gangs, there is a relationship and reputations already built between the two

[timber elk]

For the people who don’t know. Getting a white rarity weapon in borderlands is more painful than it is getting a legendary you don’t want

[nimble salmon]

Maul calls everyone useless trash and says that they all belong in the sewers…

[formal mortar]

Maul scares the Anarchist iirc, with a threat to end him essentially

[amber delta]

all I wanted was for maul who is reviving a scum to say "I'm still going to shoot you later"

[astral basin]

The arbitrator treat the scum with the same amount of disregard as the rejects.
Only hate active lex breakers. Even then, the inquisitions draft takes precedent

[gritty carbon]

indolence wins again!

[nimble salmon]

Zola is a lexbreaker

[surreal ermine]

they probably prefer the scum to the psykers, one of whom is batshit and another is just an ass

[astral basin]

Zola is ex water cartel
She whole hog scum

[amber delta]

I feel like scum are active lex breakers

[gritty carbon]

maybe the true legendaries are the white we autosold along the way

[nimble salmon]

I mean yeah

They are

[twin flower]

Naah, they're normal civvies

[astral basin]

By active i mean. Provable right there.
Arbitrors are harsh judges, not entirely unfair ones.
Theres an interaction w maul and a psyker that was kinda wholesome

“YOU ARE LEX BREAKER!”
“Only by merit of birth. Psykers are easy scapegoats”
“Lodge the evidence and the complaint. Justice will be doled appropriately.”

[astral basin]

Borderlands 1 and the mythical White Pistol

[surreal onyx]

Crawmerax was a legend to fight.

[gritty carbon]

borderlnads 1 and the mythical enemy density

[gritty carbon]

son of crawmerax was fun too

[somber stream]

A Fallout animated series but it's directed by vivziepop

[astral basin]

Just enough bandits to pop heads with this trusty jakobs shotty

[cunning canopy]

I wonder in the grimdark future, what does our misfits eat, do the ogryns still get to eat beef etc? I wonder how their diet evolved

[gritty carbon]

whos gonna tell him

[astral basin]

Please say you are drunk

[gritty carbon]

episode one will just be the vault dwellers saying fuck

[surreal ermine]

mmm yummy corpse starch

[cunning canopy]

gonna hit me with the “ they don’t survive long to even eat a meal “

[astral basin]

Fuck, the musical, starring the gayest lad youll ever meet

[cunning canopy]

omg what????

[surreal onyx]

That’s not wanton drunkenness. That’s heresy, brother.

[gritty carbon]

yes

[fallen tree]

corpse starch would be gruel-like, right? i could use some right now, i cant eat solid foods 😔

[somber stream]

"It's my fucking invention, my fucking property - mine. Now be a good fucking courier and fucking deliver it!"

[surreal onyx]

More like Crisco

[gritty carbon]

i wonder if its like rimworld nutrient paste

[cunning canopy]

I feel you, I had braces and was eating wet stuff for months, I lost weight lmao

[fallen tree]

i think that goes over my head tbh

[fallen tree]

i have an intestine infection, i have to fast for 2 weeks 😭

[surreal onyx]

Vegetable paste, more or less.

[cunning canopy]

Unrelated note, I love how blueberries tastes, blue. I don’t even know how to describe it, blueberries encapsulated the very pinnacle blue flavour

[cunning canopy]

praise be, I hope you get well soon holy shit

[hushed cipher]

Blueberries gross. Strawberries yum

[fallen tree]

blueberries are the best berry, mulberries next, then blackberries. raspberries and strawberries are overrated

[short oar]

Had them for 10 years, just munch bro, whatever pain you feel is nothing compared to being grumpy from not having food, besides, helps build tolerance

[fallen tree]

thank you sah

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message
@astral basin Boo

[short oar]

Loved it when i had bits of metal poking the insides of the cheeks

The agony ads to the flavor

[cunning canopy]

Hehe I removed braces after a year, 10 years is actually fine, ngl braces don’t feel that bad after I got used to them

[fallen tree]

extra crunch, of the worst kind

[cunning canopy]

I feel weird when I got them removed

[astral basin]

MY EYYYYYESSSSSS

[fallen tree]

i had braces too. i think getting them on was worse than dealing with them, or getting them off. but getting them off was a godsend

what do you mean i can brush and it doesnt take "10 minutes"

[cunning canopy]

I’m not picky, I combined all the berries I had on disposal and munched it, pretty heretic behaviour lol

[astral basin]

I had a thought. And licht killed it.
Ffs.

[thorn wedge]

Okay okay

[somber stream]

Dw, it's just a nightmare

... or is it

[thorn wedge]

I get my wanting insta death bugged fire back as a mission condition isn't popular

So here's one for you

[gritty carbon]

one drop of banana is all it takes

[cunning canopy]

Yeah getting braces on is like staying super still for 2 hours, it felt like I was getting lobotomised

[fallen tree]

herbivore style. id munch all sorts of berries like that too. so goood...

[short oar]

You know the worst part, 10 years of braces and i go 1 week without them and forgetting to put some fucking contention plastic in my mouth and my teeth decided nah, open sesame

[thorn wedge]

I want a mission condition that increases the banter rate

[cunning canopy]

NOOOO MY NUTRIENTS

[fallen tree]

did you need to get retainers after? its like getting mouthguards for football. god retainers were the worst

[gritty carbon]

chill out tzeench

[cunning canopy]

Add a big unholy scoop of mint ice cream for me

[fallen tree]

all that clay or whatever in your mouth. i was goona throw up

[gritty carbon]

with a banana

[cunning canopy]

I’m wearing invisible retainers every 2 nights or so nowadays

[short oar]

Dont ever forget

🙏

[hushed cipher]

Mint anything is so good oml

[thorn wedge]

Okay how about a hypothetical counterpoint to lights out

[somber stream]

Im a certified mint tea hater

[timber elk]

dancing on top of the table listening to hotline bling by drake

[cunning canopy]

Cleaning is a hassle but I’m so used to it lol

[thorn wedge]

Where music is playing through the whole mission

BUT

its mixed above enemy sounds

[fallen tree]

every 2 nights isnt so bad i guess. i only wore them for a year since i got so sick of them after. and yeah. cleaning them is the worst part 😭

[astral basin]

Did you get ANY sleep 😭

[hushed cipher]

I dont drink tea, BUT
Mint icecream & chocolate is absolutely amazing. Especially dark chocolate

[timber elk]

I love tea

[fallen tree]

mint choco icecream is actually peak

[timber elk]

Especially when it’s 5am at night and your surrounded by snow and you have a comfy cozy game on

[somber stream]

Mine cat zoomed 2 times between 12 and 3AM yesterday

[cunning canopy]

fucking peak. I hate the cyan looking mint chocolate ice cream

Real mint choco is whitish

[gritty carbon]

not as peak as cream on ice, crunchy

[fallen tree]

my alltime fave is orange sorbet from baskin and robins, but i dont tihnk they do it anymore

[somber stream]

I like mint ice cream as well :^D

[fallen tree]

i havent had that so i cant say, but it sounds incredible..

[gritty carbon]

you ever tried the spicy ones they had?

[fallen tree]

sadly no, we dont have any around my area.

[timber elk]

You used to call me on my cellphone cries as he eats ice cream.

[fallen tree]

but spicy food is my addiction. so im sure id love it!

[hushed cipher]

Mint gelato ugghhhh

[gritty carbon]

its literally me putting cream and condenced milk on ice and eating it

[timber elk]

I could go for a strawberry milkshake

[astral basin]

Love mint. Hate gum.

[timber elk]

With fries

And a burger

[fallen tree]

strawberry milkshake sounds so good..

[gritty carbon]

it was awesome, they stopped selling it but it burns your mouth with the spice and immediately cools it with the icecream

[astral basin]

Choco mint and eggnog the two things i dont mind being overly marketed this time of year

[fallen tree]

have you had chilli chocolate? probably teh same as that, but its a fun experience

[timber elk]

Oh my god you made me remember this one time I worked in retail and I bought some eggnog. I never had it before so I tried it and got sick from it

[gritty carbon]

nope but i guess it would be similar yeah

[gritty carbon]

eggnog be upon ye

[timber elk]

That eggnog lead to me have the best week I ever had which was playing all of the max payne games and eating the best BLTs I ever had

[hushed cipher]

I've never had eggnog, the sound of it sounds weird to me

[timber elk]

Which was during December

[fallen tree]

im so hungry i could eat the god emperor himself.. instead i have to eat apple puree and soup 😭

[gritty carbon]

max payne remaster when

PROTOTYPE 3 WHEN

[somber stream]

Its liquid GOLD and im making the thing this very week

[astral basin]

Oops
Yeah w it being a cream it can a) spoil easy and b) fuck you up if you overindulge

[timber elk]

Nah it was a blessing since I got to play all of the max payne games

[fallen tree]

ive never heard of an australian drinking eggnog, seems so foreign

[somber stream]

I bought a bottle of Captain Morgan to make the thing but i drank half of it before any production could take place

[hushed cipher]

Photos???1

[astral basin]

SO THATS WHY YOUVE BEEN WEIRD THE LAST WEEK

[hushed cipher]

I don't think any of us do 💔 I don't reckon I'd even try it, it looks funny

[timber elk]

I recently bought moonshine apple pie which is really fucking tasty

[fallen tree]

i dont like eggs itself. idk if eggnog is made of eggs (i assume so) but yeah i would never.

[somber stream]

#General-Booze

[timber elk]

I’m not drinker. But so far this moonshine apple pie is great

[somber stream]

Egg is involved, hence the name

Yeah

[hushed cipher]

Dude egg in a drink just seems so
Strange

[fallen tree]

😠 eww

[timber elk]

It’s actually common to put egg in a drink before work out routines

[somber stream]

Try before you judge

[timber elk]

Because of the protein

[astral basin]

Eggnog is a balanced breakfast

[hushed cipher]

It's like the peanutbutter milkshake— that shit does not belong in a drink (but it's actually good)

[somber stream]

Zero egg scent if done correctly, nw

[hushed cipher]

How about I judge and then drink

[fallen tree]

i totally will, im always that mindset. but i have weird food aversions, and eggs are one of them. i couldnt tell you why

[timber elk]

Than why the fuck are you saying it doesn’t belong in it

[hushed cipher]

[astral basin]

The egg is more to fluff out the cream

[hushed cipher]

Because it just doesn't

[timber elk]

Muppet

[hushed cipher]

Peanutbutter is something you generally don't think would be in drinks

[somber stream]

Yeey

[hushed cipher]

Right??!!

[somber stream]

Completely understandable tbh

[astral basin]

Peanut butter is in everything wym

[timber elk]

I how drink judge and be?

[hushed cipher]

Then i get judged for my peanutbutter and cucumber sandwiches

[gritty carbon]

ever tried egg with eggs

[timber elk]

Ok now your a fuckin heretic

[fallen tree]

cant handle egg, but ill drink crab brain soup in japan. yeah. sometimes we're just iffy over weird things for no reason

[marsh iris]

peanut buttre

[astral basin]

You can put peanut in absolutely- okay ray wtf is that

[hushed cipher]

LOL

[timber elk]

And that says alot because I’m a cult leader

[hushed cipher]

DONT KNOCK IT TILL YA TRY IT

[gritty carbon]

why not pickles?

[hushed cipher]

ITS SO GOOD

Fuck pickles that's why

[timber elk]

IT DOESNT SOUND FUCKIN GOOD

[fallen tree]

i used to have to drink milkshakes for breakfast as a kid. my mother would slip in egg and banana, and i hate them. imagine my disgust as i find out as an adult that they did that orz

[timber elk]

COLD PEANUT BUTTER?!

[marsh iris]

peanut butter and pickles sandwich is the depression era meal

[hushed cipher]

EXACTLY BUT YOURE JIDGING RN

[somber stream]

I drank brocolli smoothie once, never again

[hushed cipher]

I hate pickles so much

[timber elk]

I HAVE THE RIGHT TO JUDGE BECAUSE IM A CHAOS CULT LEADER WOMEN

[hushed cipher]

Which is strange because I love cucumbers

[gritty carbon]

egg in a milkshake, condolences

[astral basin]

Honestly. The fact it’s cucumber and NOT pickle is a little redeeming

[hushed cipher]

WOMEN WHERE

[astral basin]

Like. Has noone else done pb and banana?

[marsh iris]

well im the opposite

[timber elk]

(I shall actually try this sandwich you have spoken off)

[fallen tree]

broccoli is something i learned to enjoy later in life, especially in a roast! i dont think it lends itself to smoothie form, but id try it once...

[gritty carbon]

use pickles!

[hushed cipher]

You like pickles but hate cucumbers?

[thorn wedge]

Did we ever get those new horde maps?

[hushed cipher]

I'll have your cucumbers for you then

[fallen tree]

anything for the extra nutrients, but my dumb ass didnt even know back then 😭

[thorn wedge]

Was that real?

[timber elk]

YOU!!!!!! 🗣️🗣️❗️❗️❗️❗️🫵

[astral basin]

There are no women on the internet.
Henceforth, all users are of the almighty “bro”

[marsh iris]

and ill have your pickles

[hushed cipher]

[fallen tree]

wait cucumber hate? crispy water? now thats not right

[hushed cipher]

YOULL HAVR MY PCIKRLD

[gritty carbon]

honestly, id be down to clown if it wasnt for the banana, banana just nukes every other flavor, murders it until all that is left is banana

[timber elk]

Brothers and sisters is how I usually go

[somber stream]

Have your greens folks

[marsh iris]

pickle milk

[hushed cipher]

I'm so weird dude I fucking love fruits but hate vegetables except for a few

[astral basin]

I just threw away 3 cans of out dated greens
2 years old

[fallen tree]

i agree with you 1000%, i still cant handle banana. so all these people loving banana bread? count me OUT

[gritty carbon]

eggplant

[timber elk]

VILE CREATURE WHO FEASTS ON CUCUMBER AND PEANUT BUTTER 🗣️🗣️🗣️❗️❗️❗️🫵🫵🫵

[thorn wedge]

What's your answer to the tomatish question?

[marsh iris]

i like okra, my fave veggy

[hushed cipher]

I've never had it but that can change rn

[timber elk]

Gotta have your greens ray

[gritty carbon]

hey now, i do like banana bread, my aunt makes a delicious one

[fallen tree]

okra is good, i learnt to love it from asian dishes

[fallen tree]

you do you, nothing wrong with loving what you love :>

[hushed cipher]

Wat is the what

[gritty carbon]

cook eggplant with eggs, very yummers

[hushed cipher]

I've never heard of it but I probably hate it

[fallen tree]

eggplant is actually so good

[thorn wedge]

Do you like to tomatos

[timber elk]

I never had a eggplant before

[marsh iris]

another name is lady's finger

[fallen tree]

when in doubt, salt and pepper!

[hushed cipher]

I dont

[timber elk]

Than again I’m kind scared of having one

[fallen tree]

it fixes (most) veggies

[hushed cipher]

But i like them in small amounts or with something- like in sauce. Tomatoes on their own are weird

[somber stream]

Do you people even cook

[fallen tree]

this must be a lie

[timber elk]

I do

I make pizzas for a living

[fallen tree]

tomatoes are the top tier veggie

[somber stream]

POGGERS

[hushed cipher]

NAH MAN POTAOTES

I UFCKIN LOVE ME A POTATO

[somber stream]

SAME

[fallen tree]

potatos are so good, you can do them many ways

[timber elk]

Irish (can’t say much since I’m Scottish

[thorn wedge]

....

[hushed cipher]

YOU CAN do so much

[marsh iris]

tomatoes are the best if sliced and grilled

[fallen tree]

but grilled tomato, cheese on top, salt and pepp

[thorn wedge]

So tomatos are technically fruit right

[somber stream]

But uh, Potato isn't exactly green

[fallen tree]

tomato on bruscetta? on god

[thorn wedge]

But I. Fallout they have crossbreed tomato potatos

[somber stream]

Need those fibre

[thorn wedge]

Called tatos

Are tatos a fruit or vegetable?

[hushed cipher]

Okay truth is i dont hate them as long as i just dont eat a straight up tomato. Like i wouldnt eat small cherry tomatoes on their own

Idm it on things

[hushed cipher]

its a vegeetyrdtyqwdgqkf

VEGEI

[timber elk]

It’s brown

Women

[somber stream]

Yes but it's starch veg

[marsh iris]

yeah better than rawdog tomato

[hushed cipher]

OKAY SO ITS A VEGGTABLE

[fallen tree]

so no raw tomato on a burger, like hungry jacks i guess? im sorry, but ill eat your share of tomato then

[hushed cipher]

IM STILL EATING IT

[somber stream]

You need actual greens

[thorn wedge]

Like if you crossbreed a fruit and vegetable which race is the child and why?

[somber stream]

Like, green green

[hushed cipher]

beans are okay

[hushed cipher]

yeah i aint rawdogging them

[somber stream]

Are you British

[timber elk]

it comes from a plant I think

SO ITS A VEGE

[hushed cipher]

BEANS LIKE IN

[fallen tree]

rawdog tomato is peak!! dont throw it out, just give it to me

[hushed cipher]

THE GREEN

[vivid marsh]

Fruits are vegetables

[nimble salmon]

Fellas eat ass but will cry if they got a tomato on their burger 😭🙏

[hushed cipher]

I AM OFFENDED.

[timber elk]

Fuckin RAW!

[fallen tree]

as a connisseur of both, you're absolutely right

too right in fact

[nimble salmon]

You’re a vegetable

[timber elk]

Your built like a vegetable

[hushed cipher]

i like peas too

[nimble salmon]

Cucumber

[gritty carbon]

the world can turn into a giant potato for all i care, potatoes are the best

[fallen tree]

peas are good, mushy peas tho...

[timber elk]

Eggplant

[somber stream]

What are your thoughts on Sausages

[timber elk]

You can do so much with a potato

[fallen tree]

so versatile, can suit most mains. with an air fryer, you can conquer the world

[hushed cipher]

Dude fucking potato salad is so good

[hushed cipher]

I like any and all sausages

[timber elk]

A great snack to rip into when your on the go

[fallen tree]

sausages are so peak. id kill to try proper german sausages

[hushed cipher]

I am a fuckin carnivore man i love meat

[fallen tree]

my favourite would have to be cevapi, skinless sausages

[timber elk]

Especially when you bite into a sausage and get that nice crunch

[somber stream]

Like Coffee, like potato, like Sausage. I now name thee, honorary German

[gritty carbon]

the cheese pull of carnivores

[hushed cipher]

YIPPEEEEEEEEEEE

I THINK

[twin flower]

das one weird sausage

[timber elk]

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssss

[somber stream]

I too, love the crunchy ones

[nimble salmon]

Yeah I don’t believe you, you’d have to show me

[gritty carbon]

WAIT! make him lift an oktoberfest mug first

[timber elk]

Stalker 2 made me love sausages more because the game makes it so where you bite into a sausage you get this nice satisfying crunch from it

[fallen tree]

all this food talk, and i have to eat apple puree for 2 weeks 😭 eat well for me will y'all

[somber stream]

She doesn't dri- oh wait a fucking minute

REVOKED

[hushed cipher]

wSA

WAIT

I DRTINK

[timber elk]

I was like “oh my gooooooood”

[somber stream]

That's uh, Russian thing. Not really sausage

[timber elk]

It’s still a sausage

[fallen tree]

baloney meat right?

[timber elk]

Still vodka and sausage cures a lot of things

[somber stream]

So it's hard, you have to fry or steam or boil them to eat proper

[marsh iris]

still waiting for my smoked salmon salad

[hushed cipher]

that saounds so good rn

[fallen tree]

🤤

[marsh iris]

[hushed cipher]

salmon dude omggg

[timber elk]

I’m actually hungry now

[fallen tree]

not a smoked flavour kinda guy, but salmon..

[timber elk]

Speaking of fish

[nimble salmon]

Is your name jack?

[timber elk]

No lambert

[gritty carbon]

i dont like salmon

[fallen tree]

salmon nigiri, could eat 30 of em

[nimble salmon]

Then you’d be a hungry jack

[hushed cipher]

i dont like the price of salmon

[timber elk]

;~;

[gritty carbon]

catch a salmon yourself, ez

[timber elk]

Anyway.

I want fish and chips

[gritty carbon]

what about chips and fish

[hushed cipher]

I'll do it like a bear fr, mouth wide open in the river

[timber elk]

I. Want. Fish. And. Chips.

[hushed cipher]

OH YEAH FIOSH AND CHOPS

[nimble salmon]

Fesh n cheps

[marsh iris]

fosh and chobs

[gritty carbon]

bros regressing, respectable

[gritty carbon]

make one smh

[timber elk]

Feesh and cheeps

[hushed cipher]

was i a bear in a past life?

[fallen tree]

dont bri'ish get mushy peas with fish and chips? ive never understood the appeal

[hushed cipher]

[timber elk]

NO!?

[somber stream]

Grizzlies look so pettable

[nimble salmon]

Fäsh n chäps

[somber stream]

If not fren, why fren shaped

[timber elk]

It’s called fish and chips for a reason!

[gritty carbon]

do you like honey

[nimble salmon]

Can I pet that Doug?

[hushed cipher]

so nasty man... put your fish and chips in a breadroll

[hushed cipher]

well uh... yeah

[timber elk]

Not fish, chips and mushy peas!

[hushed cipher]

who doesnt

[gritty carbon]

so are tigers

[nimble salmon]

Because it’s fish and chips?

[fallen tree]

no as in im wrong or are you disgusted, i swear ive seen people on tiktok order mushy peas with fish and chips. maybe im wrong 😂

[gritty carbon]

i know people who dont

[somber stream]

Real! The ears!

[marsh iris]

friend-shaped to bait humans

[timber elk]

I’m disgusted you would ever suggest fucking mushy peas with fish and chips >:[

[gritty carbon]

id smother em in a heartbeat if i can get away with my heart still beating

[timber elk]

FUCKIN HERETIC

[fallen tree]

im a proud and good aussie, mushie peas are fucked up in of itself. consider me ignorant :>

[hushed cipher]

i WOULD pet a tiger and i would not regret it

[timber elk]

Oh that explains all

[gritty carbon]

mashed potatoes with mashed chips and mashed banana

[fallen tree]

wait they eat it with pies dont they..

[somber stream]

Just need to up your pull out game is all

[gritty carbon]

oh!? you an aussie? show us your pet spider

[timber elk]

dances to the song land down under

[hushed cipher]

I don't pull out

[fallen tree]

peak, cant be topped

[fallen tree]

they're all outside feeding

[timber elk]

dances with Neil the seal to land down under

[marsh iris]

reminded me of some dude trying to yank his finger off a tiger bite and lost it

[gritty carbon]

understandable, say hi to your kangaroo for me

[hushed cipher]

I love my pet huntsman spiders ❤️

[somber stream]

Yeah i've seen the clip, i could feel the pain

[fallen tree]

actually so cute (the seal)

[fallen tree]

sure, ill be riding him tmr

[timber elk]

dances with my woodsman spider roommates to land down under

[fallen tree]

trya huntsman spider

size of ur palm

[gritty carbon]

wait what? he yanked his finger off a tiger?

[timber elk]

ill be dancing with em too

[hushed cipher]

Dude i had one jump at me the other day while i was lifting a crumped bag outside

those fuckers move too FAST

[timber elk]

You just jump with it

[marsh iris]

yeah when the tiger bit down hard

[timber elk]

That’s a skill issue on your part ray

[hushed cipher]

I did i jumped fucking backwards

[gritty carbon]

ah, so it didnt just bite him at first?

[timber elk]

My question is why the fuck are you near a tiger to begin with

[marsh iris]

the guy was teasing the tiger by the cage, its so dumb

[gritty carbon]

my question is why not

[gritty carbon]

darwin wins again

[hushed cipher]

Deserved, honestly

[timber elk]

My answer is your fucking stupid for considering going near one

[timber elk]

Truly deserved

It’s a tiger. It’s in a cage for a reason for it’s safety and our own

[fallen tree]

big cat, big toebeans.. cute....

[gritty carbon]

nuh uh! im merely, considering the annulment of my relationship with this plane of existence!

[timber elk]

Don’t. Touch. The. Poop.

[somber stream]

One of the big cat you can pet without issue is the Cheetah

[gritty carbon]

the what now

[gritty carbon]

cheetahs are frauds

[fallen tree]

cheeto xqc voice

[somber stream]

That require you to travel to africa though

[timber elk]

Cheeter

[gritty carbon]

lovable frauds

[hushed cipher]

I was about to say ive seen many videos of cheetahs being friendly to their zookeepers

Their meows, so high pitched

[marsh iris]

i heard cheetah dont actively try to hurt humans

[gritty carbon]

they chirp

[somber stream]

Cheetahs are closer to house cat than any other big cat lol

[gritty carbon]

cheetah cubs chirp

[somber stream]

Yes! They meow too

[timber elk]

I is feerce

[hushed cipher]

Even normal cats chirp too, its mimicking

[gritty carbon]

they are so stupid

[marsh iris]

theyre the lightweight big cats

[hushed cipher]

I love when they do that, so silly

[fallen tree]

yeah if you like cheetahs, just get a savannah cat

[timber elk]

Do cheetahs even know they exist?

[gritty carbon]

well off to capture a cheetah, gonna swim to africa, wish me luck

[timber elk]

Like the seals don’t know they exist?

[marsh iris]

cats chirping always gets me, its so funny

[nimble salmon]

Where?

[somber stream]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/eC5-0uAU1Gc

[timber elk]

🫵

[somber stream]

WARNING: CUTENESS OVERLOAD

[hushed cipher]

I would love to see a snow leopard one day

[gritty carbon]

why pick seals? sunfishes are right there

https://tenor.com/view/sunfish-fish-mola-mola-ocean-gif-1419938611787325034

[nimble salmon]

Fuck no Baby?

[timber elk]

Dude have you seen Neil the seal?

[nimble salmon]

Im a hustler Baby

[timber elk]

The fucker is an absolute menace to society

[marsh iris]

dat pur

[fallen tree]

neil the seal is literally a lady stealer

[timber elk]

He absolutely BODIES mail boxes

Sleeps in front of your car

[hushed cipher]

mew

[gritty carbon]

the seal hiding behind the traffic cone?

[timber elk]

Causes fucking traffic jams

[marsh iris]

the cheetah engine is purring

[nimble salmon]

Who mewing

[hushed cipher]

CHEETAH

[somber stream]

mighty

[nimble salmon]

🤫

[timber elk]

Worse

[hushed cipher]

😭

[fallen tree]

cheeto 😊

[somber stream]

Also game in an hour from now

[marsh iris]

🧏‍♂️

[hushed cipher]

More caffiene for me im fuckin tired

[hushed cipher]

gtfo both of oyu

[nimble salmon]

Cheetah jus a big cat

[timber elk]

He’s an 800 pound menace who gets into constant conflict with local people

[gritty carbon]

HAHAHAHAHA

[somber stream]

wth what time is it. Don't consume caffeine 4 hours prior to bed time

[nimble salmon]

They make da maw

[hushed cipher]

10pm

[fallen tree]

you got a squad? ill play if you need more, can join whatever server c; if not i will dream of food

[gritty carbon]

the dog ate my homework
the seal blocked the road

[timber elk]

Neil is literally a fat tub of shit who is a terrorist in a town

[somber stream]

We're looking for a 4th, actually

You being an Aussie make things easier

[fallen tree]

what diff are you running

[hushed cipher]

Late night aussie matw

[somber stream]

Havoc is in mind right now, if not then Maelstrom should do

[fallen tree]

i mean probably not as late as you, its only 815 😉 but yea aussie gang rise up

[hushed cipher]

oh fuck true

goddamit

[gritty carbon]

oh so if a seal is a fat tub of shit who terrorizes a town its fine but if its my friend gre-

[fallen tree]

no prob, what havoc lvl

im just picking a class is all

[somber stream]

23, currently

[hushed cipher]

23 i think?

yes

[somber stream]

Yeah

[marsh iris]

2 3

[hushed cipher]

havoc 40 tomrorow

[fallen tree]

oh so you werent kidding ray lmfao

[hushed cipher]

4 3

[timber elk]

[gritty carbon]

i looked at the havoc system and decided ill wait till they add quickplay

[hushed cipher]

I am a liar, with a dream

[fallen tree]

i sympathise completely

[gritty carbon]

give him an edible tarantula

[fallen tree]

let me get some more funny juice, and ping me if you need me, no worries if not

[hushed cipher]

theyre all edible

[timber elk]

No lube.

grimdark shot

[gritty carbon]

how do you know that

[fallen tree]

maybe? might not get that high we're after

[hushed cipher]

dont worry

[fallen tree]

they're not venomous iirc

[hushed cipher]

just a bit fuzzy

[fallen tree]

a dugong snake however...

nearly got bit as a child, the emperor wouldnt have this fine soldier if i was (bit)

[gritty carbon]

why not bite a dart frog smh

[hushed cipher]

The only snake I've ever been near was when I was in california visiting, tried to catch me a garter

Failed horribly

Maybe one day

[fallen tree]

snakes are no joke, one moment ur fine next ur being aggressed

[gritty carbon]

i like anacondas

anacondi?

[fallen tree]

but its ur fault because you walked into its zone

[gritty carbon]

big snake

[hushed cipher]

I think i was the aggressor I really wanted to catch it LMAO

[fallen tree]

pokemon trainer

[gritty carbon]

no shit sherlock

[marsh iris]

eating rn

[hushed cipher]

I am a reptile catching master

[gritty carbon]

early death! i choose you!

[hushed cipher]

you're next

[somber stream]

What's on the menu

[hushed cipher]

Oh haha, i cant catch snakes here thats for sure

[amber delta]

hobbits

[gritty carbon]

yuo'r*

[fallen tree]

apple puree and water 8')

[hushed cipher]

excuswe me

[somber stream]

Sounds like a date, i'm in

[fallen tree]

old man diet (32 btw)

[gritty carbon]

you're excused brah

[hushed cipher]

im not your brah, brah

[fallen tree]

apple puree is actually so good tho...

[marsh iris]

smoked salmon, edamame, soba, macaroni, boiled egg, onion, lettuce, wasabi & roasted sesame mayo

[hushed cipher]

im about to fuckion devour so ibuprofen rn cause the cramps are kicking in

SOEM

[somber stream]

Bro's eating GOOD

[fallen tree]

ibuprofen for life

[hushed cipher]

holy shit

[marsh iris]

[fallen tree]

care to share with the rest of the class?

[gritty carbon]

yuor'e missing out brah

[hushed cipher]

eating like a goddamn king

[gritty carbon]

why not snort a big dose of vicks vaporub

always works

[fallen tree]

i got robitussen dry cough forte to chug, i think im good

[marsh iris]

smaegol hiding his ring (salad) mode

[gritty carbon]

your flesh is weak

[gritty carbon]

his greed sickens me

[elder merlin]

[hushed cipher]

[marsh iris]

greed... is good

[fallen tree]

its not my flesh, its my mind

[somber stream]

There is a joke to be made here

But i love you all and wouoldn't want to part yet so i'll refrain

[fallen tree]

im speaking like a servitor

big sad

[hushed cipher]

TE LLIT PLEASE

IM SO NOSY

[gritty carbon]

speak like a mandalorian

[astral basin]

Welp. Boss is in a bad mood

[gritty carbon]

are you pinochio

pistacio

[hushed cipher]

PISTACXTRIOHO

[fallen tree]

i only know pedral pascal mandalorian, i think the mandalorian vibe is sick btw. never really watched any of the animated stuff

[hushed cipher]

LMFAO

[somber stream]

Lay low, good luck Servo

[fallen tree]

but darth maul being alive after phantom menace.. no matter how good his story arc is after, idk bro...

[gritty carbon]

somehow, darth maul returned

[amber delta]

Anakin has survived worse

[fallen tree]

anakin did survive worse, i just havent seen the maul arc for myself. i hope it makes sense. but ive just never vibed with the animated series, and thats my own fault

[fallen tree]

and he had a brother or some thing

[amber delta]

it makes sense if you accept the explanation that the force did it

[feral vessel]

good afternoon chat

[feral vessel]

i am currently stuck in purgatory
how are you

[amber delta]

I am stuck at work

[hushed cipher]

[gritty carbon]

the warp did it

[gritty carbon]

this shit so ass

[amber delta]

if by ass you mean peak then I agree

[somber stream]

Ass is also peak, mind

[feral vessel]

ass is peak

wdym

[fallen tree]

a person of culture, i see

[feral vessel]

im going to commission hornet from hit game hollow knight interacting with lucius (you know which lucius)

[somber stream]

"Fixed an issue with explosion hit detection hitting players from further away than before."

[winged oasis]

wheres the schedule on the 10th tide anniversary?

[feral vessel]

gone

should be in announcements though

[nimble salmon]

Me too bro… me too

[delicate pond]

THEY FIXED EXPLOSION RADIUS BUG

Yippee!

[fallen tree]

i still gotta finish silksong, i waited so long..

australia dev tho, rise up

[summer canyon]

when are they gonna fix the plasma and syker lag

[gritty carbon]

why not dante from the hit game devil may cry

[nimble salmon]

Commission some Rinda Karnak, we need more of her

[wintry hinge]

so no hitbox fix? 🙁

[fallen tree]

or his charming brother vergil who they love one another very much

[feral vessel]

think of the smell

YOU DIDNT THINK OF THE SMELL

[gritty carbon]

i got a friend whos only goal in life was to live long enough for silksong, mf didnt sleep for 3 days, just straight up skonging it

[amber delta]

bugfixes

[feral vessel]

actually i might genuinely commission that

[nimble salmon]

One of the better features of her

[feral vessel]

that sounds like an idea and a half

[feral vessel]

still more charming than her brother

[nimble salmon]

Like I said we need more „Art“ of her

[fallen tree]

i played a lot on release, maybe not that much, but i didnt play past act 2. i love it but it didnt connect as much. btw im a og weapon art pogo main, we love a diagonal pogo in this house

[gloomy void]

Don’t care. Would

[winged oasis]

oh ok so there's no other planned class reveal after hivescumm which was nov 11

[elder merlin]

[amber delta]

well, no, did you expect a reveal this soon

[serene wraith]

So did the plasma gps drop got fixed?

[fallen tree]

give it a year.. 😏

[gritty carbon]

ahh diagonal pogo, my friend cried in vc when he was doing the mountain thing for the double jump because of it, fun times

[feral vessel]

no

[nimble salmon]

YES

[feral vessel]

negatory

[gritty carbon]

vermintide 3 trust

[fallen tree]

diagonal pogo just requires learning! im very much an "original form is best", but yea hi didnt fully clear nor did i see the hardest pogo stuff. regardless, im just a maso and id do it the hard way

[gritty carbon]

well you are playing a metroidvania, name one metroidvania addict whos not a maso

[fallen tree]

i didnt play the first 2, id play the 3rd for sure, i just like the tide stuff but i hear VT and whatnot feels a bit more clunky. dont come after me if im wrong 😭

[gusty plume]

Goontide first

[nimble salmon]

I would commission but I ain’t got no money for dat shi

[winged oasis]

ratling class when fatfish

[fallen tree]

so so true

[nimble salmon]

Never

[dusky tide]

Hello

[feral vessel]

silksong was great

[gritty carbon]

CLUNKY!? it feels slower than darktide is all, no sprinting and mantling and what not

[nimble salmon]

Oi

[feral vessel]

i liked the renewed interest in bug yuri

[dusky tide]

How goes?

[gritty carbon]

the goontide are the friends we made along the way

[nimble salmon]

Work

[marsh iris]

@hushed cipher @somber stream 2 mins and we h40

[feral vessel]

vermintide 2 is so clearly made in another era of gaming entirely that its kinda jarring to play darktide and then vermintide

[gusty plume]

This is possibly the best incapsupation of the internet I have come across

[hushed cipher]

YES YESY EYSYESYEYS

[marsh iris]

whos the the 4th?!

[hushed cipher]

@fallen tree this one right here i thinks

[fallen tree]

like i said dont hate, i just say what i hear, i hope its not clunky. i like mediefval over sci fi.

[marsh iris]

[feral vessel]

should i sneak a warhammer 40k meme into my logistics presentation

[nimble salmon]

Yes

[somber stream]

Still in a middle of something, gimme 20

[fallen tree]

what do you MEAN. am i to be sacrificed next?

[gusty plume]

Fat Fish when Evangelion Tide

[hushed cipher]

Beating you

[gritty carbon]

yep, its a funny experience

[dusky tide]

[marsh iris]

perhaps we lvl that vet

[swift marlin]

I've seen that the explosions bug is resolved but is the bursters AI still broken ?

[hushed cipher]

True, i need to also level the tactical axe lmfao

May need to heresy

[gusty plume]

Wdym "broken"?

[marsh iris]

hershy it is

[gritty carbon]

i will say, i prefer vermintide maps over darktide, cant see shit in darktide, had to turn brightness all the way up

[hushed cipher]

HERESHTY

[gritty carbon]

imagine leveling on heresy and not havoc 40

[feral vessel]

okay sorry i cant put the inquisition logo as a candycane into my presentation

my logistics teacher WILL have questions

[hushed cipher]

havoc 40ing rn

[fallen tree]

map design wise, i think thats valid, i have no idea personally, but level design is the strongest critique in any game imo

[gusty plume]

Imagine playing Havoc

[gritty carbon]

true!!! havoc 1 forever!

[swift marlin]

Having to push them 2/3 times for the game to detect your push, the silent ones or even the ones that start detonating even if they're way further than you

[fallen tree]

malice havoc oh my! toto, we're not in tertium anymore

[gritty carbon]

yeah, i mean we are on a hive world but gahdamn its so dark

[gusty plume]

That sounds like a latency issue more than their AI

[fallen tree]

just turn your lights up brighter

[gritty carbon]

its already all the way up, still cant see shit, send me new eyes

[thorny plinth]

My friend is asking if there are gay people in 40k
Are there?

[gusty plume]

I'm one

[swift marlin]

Never had any issues with them before the Hive scum and I was not the only one to have these problems, just checking out if that's the same before playing

[amber delta]

yes but they still need to breed, the Emperor commands it

[feral vessel]

yeah

[thorny plinth]

Noted

[feral vessel]

trans people are the only real issue i can see though its unrelated
cause slaanesh worship

Belisarius Cawl says that trans rights are human rights, though

[amber delta]

[thorny plinth]

Hm

[gusty plume]

The thing is, none of those issues are explained by their AI, they can all be choked up to latency

[astral basin]

Are all of the Magnum Brand items, the same brand?
If so, then they have you covered at all stages of the relationship.
Dating, marriage, divorce.
Aaaall covered

[short oar]

im gonna read patch notes plisdontfixstimmcrateplisdontfixstimmcrateplisdontfixstimmcrateplisdontfixstimmcrate

[astral basin]

Oh wait the Magnum pistol isn’t actually Magnum brand oops

[feral vessel]

please tell me it nerfed chem nade

[feral vessel]

pfp checks out

billions must die

[amber delta]

magnum is the ice cream brand

[short oar]

FUC YEA IT ISNT FIXED

[gusty plume]

Put it this way: the Space Marine Legions are all entirely MEN, the Emporer had 20 kids who were all MEN, the main "good guys" are all Big Buff Sweaty MEN, does that sound heterosexual?

[amber delta]

[astral basin]

Oh, right, the condom is by Trojan

[swift marlin]

The thing is, none of those issues applied to any other enemy except this one

[astral basin]

I think

[grand terrace]

did the patch fix plasma gun?

[blazing shadow]

between the low player base and the different versions at the moment it's nearly imposible to play Havoc atm , frustrating ...

[fierce cave]

I'm back

[gusty plume]

Yes but that doesn't mean it's their AI.

[feral vessel]

SCAV

[short oar]

i mean i wouldnt have sex with any of them so

[feral vessel]

I LOVE RAIN WORLD I LOVE RAIN WORLD

[thick coyote]

Presumably

[astral basin]

My point still stands. A magnum will get you through every stage of a relationship.

[gusty plume]

Rain World more like where is my slugcat smut

[feral vessel]

Come again?

[feral vessel]

ao3

[short oar]

sadly im not a thick eldar gf so i cant have guilliman

[feral vessel]

THEY DID NOT FORNICATE

[swift marlin]

I mean even if that's not their AI, they were still broken and I'm trying to see if they're still broken

[feral vessel]

fuck i might have to write anthro slugcat fanfiction again

[short oar]

i think my version is baser

[astral basin]

Gilman can’t even remove his armor what makes you think he’s doing the dirty

[gusty plume]

Imperial Propaganda

[fierce cave]

You were in tytolis server

I know ball

[gusty plume]

Why can't he remove his armor?

[elder merlin]

[astral basin]

He died. And was poorly resurrected
The armor is holding his insides in

[twin flower]

Morbid

[gusty plume]

Guiliman Soup

[grand terrace]

oh damn my mods are disabled now in the new patch

whats the common procedure to fix this?

[gusty plume]

Wait

[short oar]

imagine, the two leaders of factions are in a relationship, that means possible imperium eldar truces

[amber delta]

enable them

[astral basin]

Check for updates
Ask in rhe modding discord

[grand terrace]

how?

[gusty plume]

The button

[grand terrace]

oh damn i thought there was some easy fix

[grand terrace]

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH

[swift marlin]

Game files, click on toggle_darktide_mods

[grand terrace]

ty

[amber delta]

no, that's literally the answer, mod framework has the button for this

[grand terrace]

ok ty

[amber delta]

mind you that some mods might break due to updates, but hotfixes are usually safe

[grand terrace]

works now

ty again

[short oar]

it was, indeed, the button

[grand terrace]

love that button

[short oar]

sauce?

[fierce cave]

My server

[fierce cave]

That's the angel from heltaker

[twin flower]

Nooooo

[twin flower]

Tell me more

[fierce cave]

I know ball

[astral basin]

I think my manager just walked out
Huh

[short oar]

let me see if google can tell me the source

[fierce cave]

NOO

[fierce cave]

Smash

Next question

[muted yacht]

hotfix coming in,.. suddenly in mourningstar on joining I heard every character do their "warcry".. they fix one thing and cause a new one

[short oar]

it led me to a porn site.

[fierce cave]

I know

I warned you

The joke is porn

It will always be porn

[astral basin]

Axte why you

[nimble salmon]

When hive scum released I heard them all moan in sync when they got hit

[twin flower]

did you find the sauce

[short oar]

no i mean an arabic twitter looking one

[astral basin]

By the gods its worse than i thought

[short oar]

with real women

[astral basin]

DEGENERACY

[fierce cave]

No shit

[white vale]

Hello chat

[nimble salmon]

Ew

[astral basin]

MOOOODS

[white vale]

What the fuck are you guys doing this time

[fierce cave]

Anime yuri

[white vale]

Gay

[fierce cave]

Yes

[fierce cave]

I got those added

[twin flower]

[astral basin]

Someone snipe the bowl of pasta

[fierce cave]

[fierce cave]

I need some mayo

[short oar]

cant seem to find the source

[fierce cave]

Dropping this here
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/566335499946426379/1450109233835020369/image.png?ex=694156f7&is=69400577&hm=ce5f3d689223e7b8986d9532b668e21fb88f737a7a53990eaafbfbaea7089f15&

[short oar]

every link leads me to a gambling site

[fierce cave]

It's because I made it

[twin flower]

[short oar]

fr?

[nimble salmon]

Anyone got some good rinda karnak r34? 😋

[fierce cave]

[short oar]

look it up

[twin flower]

[fierce cave]

It's all scat

[nimble salmon]

There’s one image

[short oar]

well then idk

[nimble salmon]

THERES NOT ENOUGH

[twin flower]

Commission for more then

[fierce cave]

Scat man

[twin flower]

ya fkin gooner

[fierce cave]

Ide bidi bop

[nimble salmon]

No money

[fierce cave]

I wasn't commission

[short oar]

i know one of the mods is currently reading chat i wonder what hes thinking

[twin flower]

Not you

[fierce cave]

JOB

[fierce cave]

@obtuse oak say hi

[pine vessel]

job jumpscare

[short oar]

bussiness oportunity

[twin flower]

[limber light]

[short oar]

besides im sure coal mines help build muscle and strong minds

[marsh iris]

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