general-chat

[arctic shoal]

You won't get game banned for 10 years for saying something funny in chat here

🫡

[wooden crane]

would it be cool if we had a battle servitor as a playable class is darktide? criminals get turned to servitors as punishment (many others for other diffrent reasons get also turned). say the same attack when you are a normal prisoner. the attack interrupted surgical procedure so you have the mechanical parts but you still got your own will (half way could also be fun). and do the same story to fight your way out, it would be funny interaction with the tech priest. and you can carry arms like heavy, arc, melta, bolt, las, plasma or flamer gun. could even look at some of the weapon options that we see the new admech kill team got for their servitors.

[marsh iris]

i mean im trying to understand if soulframe universe is linked to warframe universe or seperate like warhammer fantasy and warhammer 40k

[wet gate]

Dammit, I dont have anything funny to say in chat here

[somber stream]

No info on that right now, but I think it's separated. You do get a soulframe sword for Warframe if you're a supporter though

[fiery wave]

Be depresso then?

[fiery wave]

And then it's soulslike warframe.

[fierce cave]

English Jennifer

[fierce cave]

Wait till chats big active in 3 hours then you'll see some of the conversations

[wet gate]

So I have 3 hours to come up with something funny to say in chat

[elder merlin]

[fierce cave]

I am sorry to say but I'm one of the most active people here

[wet gate]

nah no need to be sorry. Im also one of the people here

[marsh iris]

one of us one of us one of us

[marsh iris]

[short oar]

What a way to start the day

[wet gate]

Dw, theres always tomorrow

[fiery wave]

You mean when the EU ppl fully are on.

[short oar]

Tomorrow will be similar

[wet gate]

thats right, theres no need to worry

[short oar]

🙂👍

Im to sleepy to understand rn

[fiery wave]

You just get 0.001% slower.

[hushed cipher]

Wooman

[astral basin]

Gay

[wet gate]

My favorite type of man

[somber stream]

Forgive me father, for i have simped

[hushed cipher]

Nuhuh I love men

[astral basin]

“Im sorry daddy, for i have hoed”

[jaunty path]

women dont belong in 40k cuz women ruin everything this is known and scientifically backed

For example

[astral basin]

Falsehoods
Example:

[jaunty path]

my mother kicked down my door and told me to take a shower because supposedly I smelled like total unfettered ass even from within my room

[jaunty path]

she doesn't understand me man FUCK

so now I need to wash off my aura...

How am I supposed to aura farm now???

[hushed cipher]

SHOWERS?!?!?

Disgus9fng

[astral basin]

How about
You develop youre own aura
Rather than that of nurgle

[gloomy void]

Gyatt damn

[fierce cave]

The most nurgle post in a while

[gloomy void]

She thicc as hell

[fierce cave]

GET PUT

Holy shit

[wet gate]

Yeah but thats exactly why women should belong in 40k...

[fierce cave]

Slowmode is gone

FINALLY

[somber stream]

Padded armour i bet

[jaunty path]

No

[fierce cave]

@elder merlin SLOWMODE IS GONE

[wet gate]

https://tenor.com/view/rave-party-creepy-gif-15435925

[jaunty path]

I refuse to shower

[jaunty path]

it ruins my aura

[astral basin]

Jas. I will do the unholy and bring slowmode back

[somber stream]

I will cut your balls

[fierce cave]

It's still cas dude

[gloomy void]

Nah that’s all her hard work. Squats and a proper diet

[jaunty path]

Licht you're a german so you should understand this

[fierce cave]

WERE ON A TRAIN

[gloomy void]

A true gamer

[hushed cipher]

Do Germans not shower??

[jaunty path]

"smelling bad" or "smelling like 55 corpses" is actually aura yeah?

Oh yeah

Licht

[fierce cave]

Destiny 2 player here

[jaunty path]

can you do a german stare

[somber stream]

We shower….

[hushed cipher]

I hope so

[gloomy void]

Yes i am indeed a destiny 2 player

[jaunty path]

in what

[fierce cave]

That's what they all say

[wet gate]

The machine god commends you for saving water to run the data centers

[fierce cave]

I'm a warframe player

[gloomy void]

Cool

[jaunty path]

Licht

[somber stream]

The average German doesn’t smell at all, while in public. Unless it’s a very hot day

[jaunty path]

mm

[wet gate]

Im a warframe. Do your thing

[astral basin]

Its fokin axolotl if i damn well feel ill stick to a name when you do

[jaunty path]

Licht how do you feel about that one killer robot in wolfenstein

[fierce cave]

Go inside and pilot?

[hushed cipher]

[somber stream]

I don’t play that game so dunno

[jaunty path]

society.

[fierce cave]

Basically

Robit

[somber stream]

Robot dogs are cool though

[fierce cave]

NOT THE SHRROMS

[jaunty path]

how can you not play wolfenstein, how can you even be a true german man

[astral basin]

Makes me think of a character in the Cain novels…

[jaunty path]

Wait

are german women called gerwomen or no

[astral basin]

Hmmmmmm

[fierce cave]

Do you play warframe? 👉👈

[wet gate]

What if shes a Gerwoman

[gloomy void]

Used to

[fierce cave]

You should play it with me

[jaunty path]

@fierce cave ur gf is german answer me

[fierce cave]

Wife*

And I don't know

[somber stream]

Fiance? Or you got married

[fierce cave]

February

[arctic escarp]

german derives from

honestly I forgot

[fierce cave]

German

[arctic escarp]

teehee

[fierce cave]

Good eye

[gloomy void]

Mood

[royal badge]

Jerman

[wet gate]

Germs?

[somber stream]

Fiance till then, also a German woman is called ‘frau’

Or freak, depends on your experience

[fierce cave]

Fraud?

[gloomy void]

Braindead gamer hours

[hushed cipher]

Interesting

[fierce cave]

I ALWAYS KNEW

GERMANY ISNT REAL

[hushed cipher]

Fraud cause.. women don't exist

[fierce cave]

Then how do I exist

[somber stream]

Sad day

[hushed cipher]

Idk I don't exist neither

We are figments of imagination

[gloomy void]

Damn. That sucks

Women sounded cool. Sucks they aren’t real

[fiery wave]

Aren't you spaghetti?

[arctic escarp]

six seveeennnnnn 🤪 🫴

[fierce cave]

Kill yourself

[hushed cipher]

Woah pal...

[fierce cave]

(jk)

[arctic escarp]

sechs siebeeennnnn 🤪

[gloomy void]

In game

[fierce cave]

In Minecraft

[hushed cipher]

Keep yourself safe ❤️

[fierce cave]

Kiss your sister

[arctic escarp]

six sepppttt 🤪

ok thats enough six seven jokes from me

for now

[gloomy void]

Home sweet home Alabama

[fierce cave]

Say one more

I dare you

[somber stream]

Where’s my invitation

[fierce cave]

Idk u

[somber stream]

You bitch

I was there since the dawn of time

[arctic escarp]

mmmm I love music

[fierce cave]

You could be a millenniam old vampire

[arctic escarp]

I could listen to em all day

[fierce cave]

If you love it so much

Why don't you marry it

[hushed cipher]

What music

[arctic escarp]

its an auditory media..

not a living breathing thing

you dumb bitch!!

[fierce cave]

I'm so sad now

:(

[somber stream]

And? Are vampires not welcome? What are you some sort of racist

[arctic escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/count-dooku-christopher-lee-star-wars-gif-23719747

[fiery wave]

I don't even get it.

[fierce cave]

Yes

[somber stream]

This sadden me

[arctic escarp]

this vexes me

[fierce cave]

Eat my garlic

[somber stream]

-# not really

[fiery wave]

Seems like, is fine though, right?

[hushed cipher]

A German vampire, spooky

[fierce cave]

House I gave the patient the medical drug

YOU ARE STUPID

Medical drug will kill the patient

This vexes me

[somber stream]

Shhhh, don’t spoil my secrikt

[fierce cave]

Your not a vampire

We all know

Your just an emo twink

So sad

[somber stream]

Yes i’m Human male 01

[fierce cave]

You play warframe

[arctic escarp]

It originally comes from a song, in a line referencing a basketballer who is 6'7, while also implying he's going to die and police code for notifying a death is "10-67", but it basically just became a meme among Basketball people until that video of the kid saying 67 and doing the hand gesture spread it viral for some reason. Then it just became a reference to the kid. So the meme itself doesn't mean anything, you just say 67 and do the hand gesture

[fierce cave]

I play warframe

[fierce cave]

Bro made up 67 lore

[fiery wave]

So means nothing but is annoying. Kay.

[fierce cave]

How boring does one's life gotta be

[fierce cave]

Yeah

It means nothing

[arctic escarp]

is basically

[fierce cave]

Number

[arctic escarp]

a joke thats meant to annoy anyone outside the in group

(kids these days)

[fierce cave]

It means nothing in the group vro

[fierce cave]

(fortnite has a 67 emote)

[arctic escarp]

youre not in the in group lil bro..

[fierce cave]

I wanna kms

(In game)

[little marten]

67 🫴

[arctic escarp]

shouldve seen Darth Jar Jar

[fierce cave]

This guy doesn't know

[fierce cave]

I did

I check the store everyday

I got xenomorph skins

Elen ripley

And the predator

[arctic escarp]

look at Ms Bougie over here

[fierce cave]

I like the alien movies

[somber stream]

This person is employed btw

[fierce cave]

God forbid a mf likes a film

[fierce cave]

shhhhhhhhh

[arctic escarp]

yea god forbids enjoyment of things

[elder merlin]

I know, poozer

[arctic escarp]

what about it...

[elder merlin]

[marsh iris]

[fierce cave]

You shan't delve in enjoyment while I am within the area

[elder merlin]

That makes two of us

[amber delta]

[elder merlin]

My wallet's been safe from fortnite for awhile

[arctic escarp]

the lion does not concern himself with pink names

[elder merlin]

Aint been shit in that store

[little marten]

🏰 🌑

[fierce cave]

Other way rout

[fiery wave]

That's just nitro though. Two boosts.

[sage dragon]

so who wants more maps in no mans land?

[sweet wraith]

"Back when I was a kid, we used to laugh at 69. The economy's so bad nowadays that kids can only laugh at 67. "

[elder merlin]

Dont you have a girlfriend?

[fiery wave]

But 69 is better.

[fierce cave]

Shi

Bro saw through the mask

[sweet wraith]

Correct

[elder merlin]

[fierce cave]

89

[amber delta]

69 420 42 are vastly superior to 67

[elder merlin]

Aint shit happenin tomorrow, shut up

[somber stream]

Fort,
Nite

[arctic escarp]

so fun fact this is my ogryn characters face that a former friend once pinged Hank to add into a sticker for

unironically

my legacy in this server

[fiery wave]

Hoping for a hotfix that won't happen.

[sage dragon]

we wish, most likely get blog post Thursday

[nimble salmon]

KOЯN

[rough verge]

Im buying some drums chat

[rough verge]

On my rodrick heffley arc

[elder merlin]

Hotfix to fix what exactly?

[arctic escarp]

new kit?

[nimble salmon]

Hell yeah

[wet gate]

Plasma goon

[elder merlin]

War drums?

[fiery wave]

Psyker and plasma. Also hitboxes.

[nimble salmon]

Chat when are we starting a band?

[jaunty path]

drum deez nuts

[rough verge]

A Facebook marketplace set

Spontaneous

[wet gate]

Let's. We can call it, a warband

[nimble salmon]

😭🙏

[rough verge]

A full set for 400 dollars twin

DW drums

If that brand is good

[somber stream]

H40 cheese, i must learn this power

Basically you can zap forever right?

[arctic escarp]

thats a cop

[rough verge]

I thought so

[arctic escarp]

what music you plannin on playing it on

[sage dragon]

heard recently their was some sort of issue for the plasma gun, something about performance drop?

[fiery wave]

On console. PCs have insane lag.

[arctic escarp]

yes

[wet gate]

Game freezes when u shoot

[arctic escarp]

honestly smykers DESERVED IT

[rough verge]

I plan on filling in my best friends band

[amber delta]

plasma be overheating not only itself but PCs too

[somber stream]

Wtf consolde only bug???

[rough verge]

Plasma b nuking my frames

[wet gate]

Nah pc too

[amber delta]

PC too

[somber stream]

The Psyker thing i mean

Nice

[amber delta]

yes voidstrike and I think electrokinetic ignore peril

[arctic escarp]

NEW DIVINITY IM HYPED GRAAA

[arctic shoal]

voidblast too

[hushed cipher]

Plasma gun sucky atm destroying my frames

[arctic escarp]

I FUCKING LOVE LARIAN STUDIOS

[somber stream]

UNLIMITED POWER

[arctic shoal]

Watch them add yet another barely disguised masochistic elf

[nimble salmon]

Yup

[arctic escarp]

good

[fiery wave]

No, but PC writes a debug log every single time it happens, so hundreds of writes on your SSD/HDD.

[somber stream]

I shall teach you the way of the rifle

[arctic escarp]

I long for the days of cannibalistic elves

[arctic shoal]

And...involve another ship start

[fiery wave]

Which will cause stutters.

[rough verge]

I need them to make another poorly disguised sadistic elf

[sage dragon]

kroot?

[hushed cipher]

teach me PLEASW

[somber stream]

Not ideal, nvm

[arctic escarp]

I speculate that we're gonna play as the survivor of whatever the freaky pagans were doing

lizard sex...

[nimble salmon]

When will we get fatshark provided eldar GFs?

[arctic shoal]

That has...shipwrecked

Yes the logic is sound

[fiery wave]

On console, it doesn't do that so...

[rough verge]

Feel bad for whatever developers gets put in charge of bg4. If its not as good as the peak 3 was, theyre gonna get hate 🙁

[arctic escarp]

they better bring back Undead

[surreal onyx]

Absolutely. They have incredibly huge shoes to fill.

[nimble salmon]

Kroot are not cannibalistic

[surreal onyx]

“I am kroot.”

[wet gate]

When you buy 10000000000 Aquillas

[arctic shoal]

It won't be don't worry

Wizards of the Coast is used to loosing money anyway

[somber stream]

Buy a Lucius pattern Lasgun and max that bad boy to 20 first

[nimble salmon]

Not for free? That’s what I need rn

[rough verge]

I fear a lot of truly talented people will be too concerned of the bad publicity that may come with it

But if I get more minthara im happy

[fallen tree]

raking leaves at 32 C, what the heck was i thinking.

[sage dragon]

heres something for free: where do want to go next on Atoma? The inter-zone void or no mans land?

[wet gate]

Well Lady Alice of house Tencent can poorshame you for free, if thats up your alley

[surreal onyx]

They either will or they won’t, interestingly enough. I only say that because some of the decisions behind “bigger games” this year have been… perplexing, to say the least.

[rough verge]

Yotei was fire. Haven't played any other recent big games

[sage dragon]

that is where our next missions are probably going to take place

[little marten]

Yeah yotei was sick

[surreal onyx]

Tsushima was better. IMO.

[nimble salmon]

How much would that even be in €?

[hushed cipher]

I'm curious because I'm researching a lot on the Vet (to hopefully get better cause I suck at it rn) what direction is your talent tree?

[rough verge]

But I expect we wont get 4 for another 5 ish years

[little marten]

Only thing Tsushima has over yotei is I wasn’t keen on weapons for stances and I can’t shake blood of my weapon

[rough verge]

I think tsushima had a stronger story, and yotei had a stronger combat system

[little marten]

Otherwise is vastly superior in every way

[fiery wave]

Right is might as usual.

[surreal onyx]

That’s what did it for me. If I’m not absolutely enthralled with the story of a single player game, they done messed up. 😂

[fallen tree]

tsushima is the game with the old school samurai film effect you can toggle, yea? i should play

[somber stream]

Depends on your playstyle. Right for melee, middle for general purposes and support, left for ranged focus

[rough verge]

Personally a revenge story isnt as interesting as throwing away your lifelong lessons and identity to free your occupied home, which will become a staging ground for the total invasion of your entire country

[fiery wave]

Right is hybird.

[marsh iris]

i love sniffing the ionizing gas from plasma vents

[somber stream]

For mine case, the mustard boy is mix of right and middle. Ranged is all left

[marsh iris]

😤

[somber stream]

20% range and 80% melee

[wet gate]

Sir Im Ogryn, do not have the smarts

[surreal onyx]

“Sa!”

[somber stream]

I love the smell of gasoline

[fiery wave]

Nu. 3 melee kills to 1 ranged kill.

[amber delta]

bottom right side of vet talent tree my beloved

[fiery wave]

I smell a zealot.

[sage dragon]

you mean promethium

[wet gate]

Adeptus Mechanicus equivalent of Fart smellers

[jaunty path]

erm u mean diesel. might need to remove ur euro genes

[rough verge]

I wish there were more ogryn mains. I dont see them so I dont get the cutthroat + oggy lines

Male cutthroat my beloved

[sage dragon]

everyones trying to get all their hive scum pennances right now

[hushed cipher]

Yeah I was thinking on trying the more melee approach, since I do it more than shooting anyway. I'll need to get on and fix my build very soon

[wet gate]

Ogryn mains be roleplaying so hard they cant find the mission terminal

[surreal onyx]

Those didn’t take me as long as I thought they would. Water cartel were pretty easy.

[arctic escarp]

female loose cannon

[amber delta]

I tried going back to oggy last couple of days and he feels so clunky

[somber stream]

We use both

[fallen tree]

yeah im grinding penances just to be capped on rewards still 😭

[arctic escarp]

I got all of them barring the 100 missions completed

[rough verge]

I would be going for veteran penance cosmetics, but I dont care for using volly fire. Im waiting to give fatshark money for some cosmetics when they drop some ones that I like

[sage dragon]

they need to update the rewards thing for Hestia's pennance progress bar thing

[surreal onyx]

I still haven’t made it through that damned thing.

[sage dragon]

any particular regiments you waiting on?

[surreal onyx]

Progress is sooo slow.

[fallen tree]

i got the majority, im only still grinding so i dont have to grind in the future, but that isnt a rewarding payoff at all

[amber delta]

shirtless cosmetics as final reward

[rough verge]

Anything that looks good. Not a fan of the kriegers

[surreal onyx]

I’m not either

[sage dragon]

i'm curious to see Ogryn Maccabian

[amber delta]

krieg drip in this game is so ass fr

[surreal onyx]

The pirate cosmetics were a godsend.

[fallen tree]

i like the blue psyker krieg chest, with havoc helm, thats my go to

[rough verge]

I wojldnt mind kasrkin, cause im running m cutthroat

[wet gate]

Scion would be fine

[somber stream]

On high Havoc it's 90% Melee and occasionally ranged to deal with specials, so it's best to hone your close quarter skill now

[jaunty path]

kriuhiuhiuh

[rough verge]

Harakoni warhawks are my favorite guards but since no jetpacks im not even hoping for it

[surreal onyx]

Psyker- Angry German Noises

[sage dragon]

for now, but when we finally get admech archetype....

[somber stream]

We'll see lol

[rough verge]

Admech class should literally be engineer tf2 loudout

[surreal onyx]

Relic sword cosmetics this week hopefully.

[rough verge]

Sentry goin up

[fiery wave]

So useless outside of holdout.

[sage dragon]

UNLEASH THE POWER OF THE SERVO-SKULL!! Apologies, don't know where that came from...

[surreal onyx]

“Thunder cats! Hoooo!”

[rough verge]

I dont care for small sentries, I just want to lug around a giant one that has 2 miniguns and rockets

[fiery wave]

Unmoving turrets has the same issue with nuncio.

[jaunty path]

We should be allowed to replace bots w combat servitors

Please fs add combat servitors

[wet gate]

Easy, just mount the sentry on the Ogryn's back

[hushed cipher]

I've been fuckin with the Chainsword but might try out combat/tactical axe. There was also the power one, which I tried out but it felt like relic blade but a tad slower and less powerful

I was also using a boltgun I think? I forgot names I'll have to check, but I liked it

[somber stream]

I want my LMG...

[amber delta]

I think Smite should be replaced with Da Jump

[wet gate]

Belt fed autogun NOW

[rough verge]

Fuck meta i want engineer gaming

[jaunty path]

Large mama grobbo?

[fiery wave]

4 admad, where oggy?

[surreal onyx]

Braced autogun is already a glorified M2.

[sage dragon]

better ability for admech or beastman

[limpid vigil]

Anybody up for rating a terrible dad joke?

[hushed cipher]

YESS

[jaunty path]

Yea

[wet gate]

Like, an Elon Musk joke?

Or a dad joke thats terrible?

[rough verge]

Uncle Dane mivht make a darktide video and that would be dope

[limpid vigil]

What is the hungriest unit of measurment? ||An ohm(om)||

[amber delta]

concerning

[jaunty path]

Shits blood and dies

[fallen tree]

so that was the warmup, im ready for the joke ha haaa..

[surreal onyx]

I have a better one.

Why do cows wear bells?

||Because the horns don’t work, dumbass.||

🤣

[coarse stirrup]

The unreleased Psyker cosmetics posted on Reddit looked dope. Hopefully they are part of the coming shop rotation

[wet gate]

This is why Gen Z has father issues

[somber stream]

Chainsword is nice but not very good up there, certainly servicable but there are better options. Tac Axe is the way to go, don't bother with the combat. The powersword while is powerful, is slow to use and maneuvre around. Experienced players who know what they're doing will survive just fine, quite challenging to master for new learners

[rough verge]

How would I have father issues if I dont have one? Thats like if I said I had relationship issues if I was single

[limpid vigil]

Jokes on you-----fuck i also have father issues

[sage dragon]

I know one thing for sure about future content. with the addition of the hive-scum class, we are garunteed some premium cosmetics from the most famous hive world in 40k: Necromunda

[hushed cipher]

I see, I will have to give tact axe a go

[amber delta]

this is the ultimate father issue sorry to tell you this

[surreal onyx]

Relic sword = swinging in wide arcs zapping shit to death.

[fiery wave]

So hackjob armoured clothes?

[rough verge]

No no no. It makes me funny, opposite of an issue

[limpid vigil]

Oh you got hemorrhoids -- wait that ain't right , you got hermorrhoids

[fallen tree]

ivf baby, was lied to until i was 18. not real father issues ig, but trust issues...

[sage dragon]

pick your favorite houses lol

[limpid vigil]

Father issue? God dam playboy stepped up their game

[surreal onyx]

Hufflepuff! Wait…

[fiery wave]

Well still, be rogue merc for hire.

[limpid vigil]

So it's a sperm donor issue

[rough verge]

Imagine being able to place a dispenser that gives the team ammo grenades and a bit of health(maybe ⅙) as an ability

And it comes with a defense gamemode

[fiery wave]

To be fair, does it matter if they loved you the same?

[fallen tree]

i mean i dont have their medical history so thats one thing, its more that my parents were deceitful. idk, its complicated 🤷‍♂️

[wet gate]

Wouldnt the ultimate father issue be having 2 dads?

[rough verge]

Why domt i just play tf2 actually

[amber delta]

if they are both absent fathers yes

[fallen tree]

my brothers learnt at like 12, i was 18, its more of a growing up kinda thing. being teased and not knowing why, its a whole thing rip

[fiery wave]

Ah, maybe they feared you wouldn't take it as well.

[somber stream]

So they told your elders earlier than they did you?

[limpid vigil]

no it's getting stuck in an infinite loop of go ask your dad

[limpid vigil]

Question is wich? I know like 4

[fallen tree]

well im the eldest, they told us all at the same time but at this point i was more developed in identity, i still dont really understand how i feel and im 32 now

[rough verge]

Damn

[wet gate]

You are 32?

[fallen tree]

is that bad

[rough verge]

So did they have electricity back when you were young

[nimble salmon]

No spark‘ead?

[fiery wave]

Then I suspect they waited till everyone was old enough to break it all at once.

[limpid vigil]

No it's the -ilf age

[rough verge]

Im dreading my 19th birthday

[fallen tree]

i got the grey hairs coming in due to stress, i think ill be silver fox status in due time

[somber stream]

It's alright, you are love and cherished, that's what matter. Some people doesn't get the same treatment even with their biology parents

[fiery wave]

Seems normal.

[somber stream]

Lol same, inherited greyhair gene from dad

[nimble salmon]

Billions must love

[amber delta]

[limpid vigil]

If you got the silver fox status and became an astronaut would you be called starfox then?

[jaunty path]

eeeeeeee

[nimble salmon]

Mister chudjack over here

[fiery wave]

Is what really matters imo.

[fallen tree]

i hate flying but maybe going to space is a step beyond flying. that would be a good callsign

[jaunty path]

Is it to exist to gay or gay to exist. That is the question

[limpid vigil]

You guys wanna know something funny about me?

[rough verge]

I feel like im not moving fast enough cause im not really making progress

[somber stream]

#General-Health time

[jaunty path]

Ur from Canada?

[wet gate]

No thats great actually. Keep it up, you'll be 33 in no time

[fiery wave]

You mean, general lack of health time.

[hollow zephyr]

I started turning silver fox around 35. Now I am completely gray.

[wet gate]

What about you thats not funny?

[limpid vigil]

No , my bushy beard came in when i turned 19. Ppl confuse me for a 24yr old all the time

[fallen tree]

😩 if darktide keeps momentum i could be doing havoc 40 at 40, sounds fun

[limpid vigil]

Broke right thumb

[rough verge]

Im 18 and am lacking in the facial hair department. My mom side all have beards so I hope im just a late bloomer

[fiery wave]

Too hard when you get slowed then by age.

[fallen tree]

i got the first few flecks this year, im sure itll be exponential. i dont mind, white hair characters are the coolest 😏

[jaunty path]

Level 30

[somber stream]

Go doktor why complaining in Darktide discord wtf

[jaunty path]

Dr Licht tf wrong w u help this man

[limpid vigil]

And not in the money departament. I'm not american

[jaunty path]

Give him medicine drug

[hollow zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-what-head-shake-nope-no-gif-17365075

[rough verge]

Virgil

[limpid vigil]

I thought i needed rat bite?

[fallen tree]

the best part, ill be playing the nurgle side 😈

[fallen tree]

peak

[jaunty path]

Mayb

Licht

Does he need rodent bite

[limpid vigil]

Rat pit rat pit rat pit

The famous actor

[fiery wave]

Do nawt.

[rough verge]

One time I got a 3 inch deep laceration in my thigh and my immediately fear was about debt and not dying. Love america

[fallen tree]

plague ogryn you just killed? dat me. ill be back tho

[somber stream]

Not a doctor
-# Shhhhhhhh

[limpid vigil]

Boooooooneeee

[wet gate]

still doesnt hold any official rank in Grendyl's warband

[fiery wave]

Sus.

[jaunty path]

Medic tf2 german = u medic
Take out medigun now

[fallen tree]

whats one step above reject?

recluse maybe, idk

[fiery wave]

Dying absolves you of debt after all, right?

[limpid vigil]

I think he is gonna shove bratwurst into me till im fine

[hushed cipher]

havoc 40 tomorrow

[rough verge]

It goes to your kin

[nimble salmon]

So if I’m Jewish I’m instantly a lawyer?

[fiery wave]

Have no kin maybe?

[limpid vigil]

No but it means you instantly circumsised

[jaunty path]

Oh my fucking god you just reminded me of some wack ass historical trivia

[fallen tree]

are you inviting or is this a declaration that you will hit it

[nimble salmon]

I’m not but same logic

[marsh iris]

Doktor iz kredit to teeem

[fallen tree]

becasue either or, godspeed

[hushed cipher]

BOTH?!?!?!?@?

[jaunty path]

Where you used to inherit your parents degrees in shit

Oh my god

[nimble salmon]

Was Bruder?

[somber stream]

Some mf here called me the Axis powers for being a hybrid

[hushed cipher]

i will hit havoc 40 in 40 minutes

[fiery wave]

I can host, no guarantee of win though.

[rough verge]

Who sent babies to fight?

[nimble salmon]

🙏😭

[hushed cipher]

OH GOD NO WAIT IM NOT REAYD

[jaunty path]

FUCKED UP MY GOD 💀

[fallen tree]

you're literally the hero

[limpid vigil]

The bear corporal bear of Poland?

First ogryn irl

[wet gate]

Just a good friend

[nimble salmon]

VOJTEK

[fiery wave]

@somber stream She wants H40.

[limpid vigil]

Yep

[somber stream]

Today.

[limpid vigil]

First ogryn in history

[hushed cipher]

OH GOD

[limpid vigil]

Who are your parents? Alexander Anderson?

[marsh iris]

if i see blight one more time

[fiery wave]

Yep. Gonna be funni, right?

[fallen tree]

ive only done 35-39 range, havent found or really looked for a group to get a 40 clear

[hushed cipher]

Havoc 40 + blight + lights out

[wet gate]

General Butt Naked

[rough verge]

Oh

[hushed cipher]

EXTRA POXBURSTER

[marsh iris]

🗣️ "WIth the lights out, it is less dangerous"

[somber stream]

Spoiler: ||It's blight, yep.||

[limpid vigil]

Yknow being the goon to a villain must suck sometimes cuz you need coordinated names

[fiery wave]

That's just goop on floor.

[wet gate]

Here we are now, entertain us 🔥

[limpid vigil]

So what do you do when your pal is named lester and you mo? You can't go out named like that

[somber stream]

Maybe things will change once we hit 30

[limpid vigil]

Particle acatrelator

[fallen tree]

catJam

[wet gate]

Imagine having a friend named Nuts and you are Deez

[limpid vigil]

Imagine if you are named stachio

Cuz ur buddy would have to be piss

[carmine steppe]

These are Jojo names

[rough verge]

Imagine if sisyphus was happy

[limpid vigil]

Then he would be named happy and not sisyphus

[carmine steppe]

Why wouldn't he, he had a stable job

[rough verge]

Im not named jacked successful and humble, yet I am

[limpid vigil]

Oh not that was Hercules

[rough verge]

(Cope)

[short oar]

One must imagine sisyphus working a 9-5

[lost niche]

anyone wanna clear a maelstrom on heresy matchmaking folks are complete garbp

[rough verge]

One must imagine a dragon

[limpid vigil]

(you said imagine if sisyphus was happy and i made a joke about changing names)

[wet gate]

Hercules when Hiscumore pulls up

[rough verge]

See im not jacked successful or humble

[somber stream]

Bold of you to think they're any different here

[hushed cipher]

I am garbage too

[limpid vigil]

Now imagine a radioactive dragon

[somber stream]

I am garbage Prime

[limpid vigil]

Let me recycle you then

[lost niche]

match amking folks are almost always more garbage

[hushed cipher]

Yes i have to carry

[wet gate]

Has Gerasimov answered your DMs yet?

[limpid vigil]

You might be man's trash but you are my treasure

[nimble salmon]

Say that again?

Worst band ever mentioned?

[lost niche]

lmao

[somber stream]

Don't do pol lads

[nimble salmon]

Yo is the message timer gone wth?

[rough verge]

Are we talking about maroon 5?

[hushed cipher]

[limpid vigil]

Yeah they say kurwa constantly

[nimble salmon]

Same level of being ass

[lost niche]

soo anyone wanna clear a hersey maelstrom rq?

[wet gate]

You listen to Maroon 5?

[nimble salmon]

Fuck no

[limpid vigil]

Tf is a Maroon?

[nimble salmon]

I‘d rather recreate the Mr. Hands video than listen to maroon 5

[limpid vigil]

Ok sir jerking em now

[nimble salmon]

Shade of brown

Look like poop just like the band

[limpid vigil]

No wonder they are shit

[wet gate]

Not to confuse with Charlie Brown

[amber delta]

not to confuse with Charlie White

[nimble salmon]

What about uhm… uh…

[limpid vigil]

Now that i think about it it's confusing that charlie brown was in fact white

[nimble salmon]

No it’s not?

[limpid vigil]

Have white character - his name is brown

[nimble salmon]

Or should Jesse be pink… man

[amber delta]

it's a moistcritikal joke why are you question marking me

[limpid vigil]

He had em rosy cheeks

[wet gate]

I should blast Imagine Dragons on VC in Malice games to make the newbies suffer

[agile oasis]

what did i open this chat to

[nimble salmon]

Charlie white t-Shirt

[wet gate]

Sorry wasnt meant to reply to that message. I just forgot what I was about to say

[nimble salmon]

Are you green? Like is your skin green?

[limpid vigil]

Let me become a banana so i can commit cananabananalism

[amber delta]

[limpid vigil]

Poor dude spilled his ketchup

[nimble salmon]

Maybe I should take estrogen so I can cosplay SoB

[wet gate]

You can become a Liberian (person of Liberia) and commit actual cannibalism

Like, human cannibalism

[limpid vigil]

And he did it before he even got a burger

[lost niche]

these morons i match with are lvls 15 running maelstroms

[fiery wave]

Some weirdo coming in and posting something not in English, that's the translation. The original guy DMed me a full version in English and I was WTF already.

[limpid vigil]

If i was liberian wouldn't that be a liberianism?

[lost niche]

and they suck bad

[agile oasis]

not the prigozhin pfp 😭

[limpid vigil]

Damn sry you had a bad bj

[somber stream]

The man who sold the world

[nimble salmon]

Oh no

Not me

I never lost control

[wet gate]

Dude's default voice command is "I need Ammo"

[nimble salmon]

[somber stream]

You're all diamonds,

[fallen tree]

shame we never got part 3

[wet gate]

Is that a Rihanna reference?

[nimble salmon]

Why, because we’re unbreakable?

[limpid vigil]

You see i bought digital so i can still play

The sequel is coming out soon

[somber stream]

smearing doritos crumb all over my face

[hushed cipher]

what is going on

[nimble salmon]

Just Dance, it’s gonna be okay

[fallen tree]

is this what its like to repent

[wet gate]

Someone put Disposal Unit on speaker

[agile oasis]

no wait wrong warhammer

[hushed cipher]

Chat full of white girl music

[somber stream]

I LOVE white girl music

[agile oasis]

evacuate the dance floor

[fallen tree]

clarity by zedd, peak white girl

[nimble salmon]

Fuck Yeah, white girl music and metal, the two greatest music genres ever created

[somber stream]

Behold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39UDZMgPg5k

[agile oasis]

embed fail

[wet gate]

I was half expecting to be rick rolled

[amber delta]

rick roll is white girl music

[arctic escarp]

Tik Tok on the clock..

[hushed cipher]

AGREE

[fallen tree]

i for one do not miss the old school 3dcg animation

uncanny for sure

[amber delta]

wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy-hold up

[somber stream]

I like to believe that's the official Germany Anthem

[fallen tree]

batman "does (s)he know?" kinda vibe

[formal mortar]

I had forgotten about this song Licht, and wish to forget it again

[agile oasis]

she immediately follows that line up with "ew" on concerts now from what i was told

[carmine steppe]

Hi

[carmine steppe]

Ehhhh Catachans are cool

[wet gate]

What about Catasans?

[carmine steppe]

Hardly know em

[timber elk]

Oi stalker

[twin flower]

[timber elk]

shows em a an-94 cheers?

[wet gate]

My cover has been blown

[timber elk]

Wot no it hasn’t

If anything I love stalker

[twin flower]

Hmm, Stalker 2?

[fallen tree]

is stalker 2 good, i was gonna buy it last week or so

[wet gate]

U just took the fun out of stalking then

[wet gate]

Mid

[timber elk]

Ewwww no. The trilogy

[fallen tree]

thats what i was afraid of

[timber elk]

It just sucks I can’t play anomaly on console

[fallen tree]

ill stick to modding 1

[somber stream]

Stalker 2 on launch day was great, i had to use debug to get through majority of the quests

[twin flower]

That bad? lmao

[timber elk]

Bugs? You mean anomalies?

[somber stream]

Even made a fanart i think

[wet gate]

Ill give you 2 cases of Vodka for it

[fallen tree]

fanart always good

[timber elk]

There are no such things as bugs or glitches In stalker

Just anomalies

[gritty carbon]

features

[fallen tree]

true

[carmine steppe]

These games with their bugs

[somber stream]

Billions of Bloodsucker, each has the Health pool of the entire map

[timber elk]

My friend this has a scope and more damage on it. I’ll take an ak

[wet gate]

The real STALKER 2 was the mods we made along the way

[fiery wave]

This sounds like Bugthesda games but not from them.

[somber stream]

It was

[wet gate]

Literally plays like a Bethesda game

[fallen tree]

been moding since tes4 original, mods forever

[fierce cave]

Peak

[timber elk]

No people actually enjoy the bugs that came with the game because of its anomaly like features

[fierce cave]

I had no issues

One bug where there was a dog flying

That's it

[fiery wave]

Let me guess, mod to fix quests?

[timber elk]

It wasn’t a bug. Just an anomaly

[somber stream]

No mod existed yet at that point since it's only been a few days, had to use debug to noclip and execute quest cue

[fierce cave]

True

[fiery wave]

So do you get launched into space when hit?

[timber elk]

Give me a Gauss rifle and I’ll throw in some vodka, sausage and a exo suit

[fierce cave]

Stalker 2 was full of anomilys

[fierce cave]

I'll give you 7000000 marks for a sausage

Yes I abused the money duplication glitch

[drowsy prawn]

It Just Works™ strikes yet again 😌

[fierce cave]

I'm a qaudmillionare

[timber elk]

Get out of here

I don’t want your counterfeit cash

[fierce cave]

I wanted to buy a gun

[fierce cave]

It's real

They gave it to me

(using the selling without losing)

[wet gate]

Yes but Im talking about the bland, generic, Far-cry-looking-ahh UI and lighting

[fierce cave]

That's a far cry

[timber elk]

Well I wish to hear silveris offer for my offer

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message
Made a quick sketch of the Bloodsucker bug lol

[fierce cave]

My favorite part of far cry 3

When vaaz said

That's a far cry

3

[fiery wave]

Oh.

[wet gate]

You can get a Gauss rifle at the farmstead in Dark Valley for 300 rubles I heard

[timber elk]

Holy moly :0

[hushed cipher]

BEAUTIOFUL

[fallen tree]

far cry was cool, what about crysis

[timber elk]

throws the modified an-94 at them and rushes to farmstead

[fallen tree]

used to be a benchmark wayyy back

[surreal onyx]

Power Sword is great, but man:.. you really gotta put some points into it for it to be great.

[fierce cave]

@timber elk
I use a revolver

Big iron

[timber elk]

(I was stalkered)

[fierce cave]

Crysis 3 was fun

[arctic escarp]

is more like

[fiery wave]

No debug kill command?

[arctic escarp]

you have to be content

[wet gate]

Still waiting for its sequel, Crybro

[fierce cave]

I just punched through the grass part

[arctic escarp]

playing like you have a concrete wrapped in your legs

[surreal onyx]

Far cry 4 was best far cry.

[timber elk]

Far cry 2…..

[fierce cave]

3 and 4

[fallen tree]

i liked the multiplayer for a while, whichever crysis had it. i cant remember anymore

[fierce cave]

Are peaj

@fallen tree
Crysis 3 the grass fields part

I was so fuckin scared

[surreal onyx]

Pagan Min was the ultimate in Far Cry Charisma.

[fierce cave]

Then I just started swinging

And laughing

[fierce cave]

Pagan rizz

[somber stream]

There was but i prefer not to use it, only to execute NPCs command to proceed with their animation

[timber elk]

Wasn’t it confirmed he wasn’t that much of a bad guy?

[fierce cave]

Yeah

[fallen tree]

[surreal onyx]

Correct. He really was trying to help the main character pay his respects.

[fiery wave]

Oh.

[timber elk]

Also wasn’t the secret ending really just us going with him and avoiding that god-awful nuclear crisis timeline

[fierce cave]

Secret ending

Waiting

[timber elk]

Because I really hated that ending of far cry 5

[fierce cave]

Far cry 5 was more sandbox

[fierce cave]

Which one

The nuke?

Or the kill everyone in the car

[fiery wave]

Well, he can be cruel but he can also be fair, I guess. If you just ate and waited, nothing bad happens.

[fierce cave]

Or the walk away

[wet gate]

He was handsome too

No homo

[timber elk]

The one where ajay had access to the nukes and in far cry 5 launched them

[surreal onyx]

No. The secret ending was you waiting around while he goes to torture an informant. He comes back and brings you to the site to deliver your mother’s ashes.

[fierce cave]

Far cry new dawn

Is just

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message

Also this fucking Lab door bug, if you know, you know.

[fierce cave]

Not good

[timber elk]

Yuckie

[surreal onyx]

Truly wholesome as far as far cry games go.

[wet gate]

Bro stands on bizness

[fierce cave]

The health bars

NO HEALTH BARS IN MY FAR CRY GAME

[surreal onyx]

Offers us crab Rangoon. A real winner in my book.

[timber elk]

It auto corrected to you lie for some reason

[fierce cave]

IF I SHOOT SOMEONE WITH AN RPG

[stuck wasp]

Je might not start as an antagonist, but he sure is a bad guy from the start

[fierce cave]

THEY SHOULD DIE

[timber elk]

I mean he didn’t really wanted us hurt or traumatized. His men are just straight up idiots

[wet gate]

I dont even know who tf that informant is, Im eating the crab rangoon

[fierce cave]

Logan Paul main enemy

Nothing but yellow aviators

[cyan wedge]

gotta go back to far cry 2 with taking pills and bitch that guns jammed at the worst time

[timber elk]

Still. I hate the entire sub-timeline that came with far cry 6

[surreal onyx]

Right?! Bahaha!

[fierce cave]

The stranger things timeline

[timber elk]

The whole “oh well new dawn and 5 never happened if you simply waited in far cry 4”

[wet gate]

I miss Malaria

[carmine steppe]

I kinda hate all the far cry's we had since 3

[surreal onyx]

Far Cry 5 is what you mean.

[fierce cave]

6 is fun when you just mess around

[stuck wasp]

Yes, but he is still a tyrant that peddled drugs and repressed his people by force.
Hence bad guy

[fiery wave]

Perfectly fine food even, a real villain might just spike it.

[fierce cave]

Far cry 67

[fierce cave]

The successor to fallout 76

[carmine steppe]

You know what's fun when you mess around? A lot of games, that's not a good point

[timber elk]

Still million times better than child soldiers or a literal pedo who wants to marry a young girl

[surreal onyx]

But he didn’t. Pagan Min is father figure of the year.

[fiery wave]

You know that exists IRL anyway.

[wet gate]

All the shit sequels wouldnt have happened if the player had just acted like a decent fucking guest in FC4

[carmine steppe]

Drugs?

No way

[timber elk]

Like fuck me why do I gotta support either one of these Jack asses I’m paired with

[stuck wasp]

Yes and ? Doesn't mean those people aren't bad either

[fierce cave]

Ones a religious mf another one is for child labor

[surreal onyx]

Wait ten minutes, deliver mom’s ashes, eat crab Rangoon, the ultimate far cry experience.

[timber elk]

The religious one in question wanted to marry a young girl

[fierce cave]

Watch pagan kill a man with a pencil

[carmine steppe]

You gotta pick the orthodox religion fanatics or the drug cartel one, YOU GOTTA

[cyan wedge]

blood dragon tho is the ultimate far cry experience

[timber elk]

Fuck no I’m going with the cool tyrant

[surreal onyx]

I almost bought that pen from the Ubisoft store many years ago. 🤣

[fierce cave]

A pedophile or a child labor

Far cry primal

[somber stream]

Pagan Min was the superior option

[timber elk]

Neither. I’m going with the guy who offered to shoot big guns and eat crab Rangoon

[fierce cave]

Far cry 3 blood dragon

[carmine steppe]

Well it depends on the religion or culture

[timber elk]

NO!?

[surreal onyx]

Damn. I really gotta play far cry four again.

So damn good.

[carmine steppe]

Like yeah we see it has weird in modern day society

[fierce cave]

The super powers bow

[timber elk]

Dude literally wanted to overthrow pagan just to marry this child

[surreal onyx]

I can taste the crab raccoons!

[timber elk]

The fuck?

[fierce cave]

Vocaloid fans fr

[wet gate]

Pagan Min when Christian Max refuses to behave like a civilized guest: 💀

[carmine steppe]

(I'm speaking out of my Anthropologie classes I haven't finished far cry 4)

[timber elk]

Damn

[surreal onyx]

I mean, he hates rudeness. A completely legit response.

[timber elk]

I would to

I literally wanted my step-child to have a good fucking time and now he’s being an asshole

[fierce cave]

In the end he offers to help you with the ashes

[timber elk]

Of course I’m gonna see it as rude as fuck

[somber stream]

Take Pagan's offer, take over and start to reform bit by bit. He was going to let you do that anyway

[fierce cave]

Or you can kill him

[timber elk]

Thus. The timeline to far-cry 6

[fierce cave]

I blew up the helicopter as he flew away

[timber elk]

Dick

[fierce cave]

I always carry the rat 4

[fierce cave]

I was poor

[carmine steppe]

Also I get you want to honor your mother's last wish or whatever, but it's in a dictatorship state mom 😭

[timber elk]

SOOO!?

[wet gate]

Far Cry 3 was a study of "Delayed Gratification"
We all failed

[fierce cave]

He had 40k on his body

[somber stream]

Haven't play any farcry since 4 tbh, and i don't think i want to neither

[surreal onyx]

What can I say, absent father in real life = Pagan Min as father in game? 😅

[timber elk]

YOU GET GUNS FOR FREE WHY THE FUCK DO YOU NEEED CASH!?

[carmine steppe]

Same

[fierce cave]

To upgrade the guns

[timber elk]

Fair point- wait no it ain’t you get unique weapons just for completing challenges!?

[fierce cave]

I already had all the challenges done

[timber elk]

Fair enough

[fierce cave]

I wanted to upgrade my mg42

To have 500 rounds

[timber elk]

Once again. Fair enough.

[somber stream]

@marsh iris @hushed cipher Usual time, we need a 4th

[fierce cave]

What game

[somber stream]

Smash bros

[fierce cave]

Enjoy smashing your bros

[somber stream]

We're in the Darktide discord server, what do you think?

[fierce cave]

What game tho?

[hushed cipher]

Oh fuck no 4th again

Also yes smash bros y'all going down fr

[fierce cave]

Fortnite

[wet gate]

nah he smashing YOUR bros

[timber elk]

Regardless. Pagan = good

Pedo and a child soldier/ labor support = bad

[hushed cipher]

Roblox

[timber elk]

Also my favorite far cry is far cry primal because I like beating people with a stick and sending my saber tooth at a person

[wet gate]

Average Arbites enjoyer

[surreal onyx]

This is valid.

[timber elk]

This is true

Also plus they murdering my family too so I gotta stop that as well. But mostly for the other two points

[past jewel]

It’s an underrated one

[timber elk]

Plus I think it’s also the easiest to platinum too

[past jewel]

True, since it’s more melee focused and its mechanics for melee were pretty simple I think

[wet gate]

Revenge shouldnt be motivation, that is sinful
It should be your justification

[astral basin]

We smashing bros?

[timber elk]

Sorry what? I was to busy obliterating this mammoth I found with this cool rock and stick I found

[past jewel]

Name a game that doesn’t have you kill enemies with extreme prejudice

[hushed cipher]

[somber stream]

Yeah wanna join?

[timber elk]

Borderlands 2

I just want your loot fucker

[wet gate]

Tetris

any hentai game

[timber elk]

bonk

[past jewel]

Nah I’d kill most of the people in borderlands for their annoying personalitiess

It has to be a game with combat

[astral basin]

If only, sour prince

[timber elk]

calls the inquisition yeah I got a heretic who is slandering borderlands 2…..yeah he is in orange….okay thank you

[hushed cipher]

I guess we can just auric again

[timber elk]

Wait you guys are legit playing super smash bros?

[past jewel]

[timber elk]

hits em with a steam roller from orbit

[sage dragon]

incoming!

[past jewel]

I’m pretty sure that’s actually make sense in warhammer context

[hushed cipher]

Yes.

Im yoshi

[astral basin]

Hmmmm

[past jewel]

Like the imperium I so technologically backwards that they’d launch steam rollers at Mach fuck from orbit

[timber elk]

I haven’t played smash bros in years. Are you guys on the switch or the switch 2?

[hushed cipher]

(We're playing darktide)

[carmine steppe]

Borderlands characters are annoying tho

[past jewel]

Toshiba is code for ogryn

[astral basin]

You are still defeating enemies in Minecraft
But like. Its optional. Doesnt even have to be w prejudice. Have you SEEN the systematic killing farms that have been developed?

[sage dragon]

I like Zane

[past jewel]

True

except skeletons

I hate skeletons

[carmine steppe]

Handsome jack was the least annoying character we had and they milked him dry

[timber elk]

It’s amazingly fantastic with how developed the farmers are In borderlands 2

[astral basin]

“Turd farming”

[timber elk]

Your a turd <.<

[astral basin]

Idk what that line of joke was in Bl3.

[fallen tree]

minecraft farms are a certain kind of something, for sure

id rather farm with my blood and sweat on the line

[astral basin]

Some inane inside joke for sure

[timber elk]

You upset me very much

I was actually gonna buy the game and play it

[past jewel]

People still play borderlands?

[hushed cipher]

Blame Licht HE STARETD IT

[timber elk]

Yes?

[astral basin]

Slime Rancher has you ploop slimes you dont want off a cliff
Tar or not
Still prejudice… hmmm…

[gritty carbon]

the first vault hunter was a turd farmer

[timber elk]

It’s a single player game but it still has a good healthy player base

[carmine steppe]

They are still making them, hell, borderland's 4 is actually good when it works

[timber elk]

Around 3,000 on steam charts and probably more on on consoles

[past jewel]

I never found it appealing since it’s a lot more stats and a lot let’s, fun make enemy dead in satisfying way

[astral basin]

Right. But like. They over mention it like it was supposed to be a grand joke.
It was amusing at best

[mighty thorn]

I got pushed into one of those tiny spawn rooms by a Mutie, and I couldn't die because my dog kept killing everything

[gritty carbon]

thats just bl3 writing, its so shit

[timber elk]

Wait only 3,000 players on borderlands 2? That’s criminal

Oh wait there’s probably more on consoles

[fallen tree]

is BL2 the one with the minecraft room easter egg?

[timber elk]

Yes

[gritty carbon]

ye

on the area with the crystal crabs

[timber elk]

I’m genuinely sad that’s like….the only thing you guys remember