general-chat

[lusty estuary]

i'm sorry you mean the cannibal psycho murderer who zerked off on stream and owes everyone 2.5 billion dollars?

[green beacon]

when is germa 986 dropping

[gilded socket]

Someday

[carmine steppe]

He's gonna pay it off with the deathbed stream

[lusty estuary]

any day now

[carmine steppe]

Btw he said a long time ago he was retiring yet he has been streaming more than ever

[magic thistle]

So was the new class revealed ?

[lusty estuary]

no not yet

[magic thistle]

Dang

[lusty estuary]

well now he just doesn't have a schedule and streams whenever he feels like it which unfortunately for him does mean streaming way more than he ever did before

[obtuse oak]

https://tenor.com/view/randy-orton-entrance-wwe-smack-down-wrestling-gif-18167036

[lusty estuary]

but most of them are way lower effort since he'll usually just be on like his couch

[obtuse oak]

oh wrong gif. pretty funny though

[obtuse oak]

define new class

we just had one, are you talking about another one?

[magic thistle]

No im just joking

[low hemlock]

Me think they ate referring to Skitari Hank

[magic thistle]

We do alil trolling

[brazen pelican]

"We do a little trolling."

• Tzeentch, probably.

[lusty estuary]

they're revealing a new class today and i have special insider information telling me it might be the hobgobla-khan

[carmine steppe]

New class is gonna be a Grey Knight

Kaldor Draigo himself

[grand terrace]

some funny stickers on this server lmao

[brazen pelican]

Will he provide the hams?

[carmine steppe]

He will make them with his mind like his sword

[brazen pelican]

I, too, have a beard!

[wind hornet]

Did someone say ham

[pale shoal]

When are the game awards starting?

Sorry my bad I meant the Expedition 33 awards

[stuck wasp]

Think it'll be in <t:1765499400:R> (<t: 1765499400:R>)

[thick coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/plankton-france-plankton-spongebob-france-french-gif-11939902761284878588

[pale shoal]

damn

[frozen latch]

Any new outfits this week?

[lusty estuary]

next week probably

[frozen latch]

[lusty estuary]

hopefully the next premium hive scum set is nudity but only for the girls where as any male characters will have to wear the full body garbage bag

[amber delta]

body type 2 nudity

[lusty estuary]

fuhg shart get on this

[nimble salmon]

Nudity? Where?

[marsh iris]

nudity? this game is woke

[thick coyote]

Deal
I need my garbage bag with legs meme

[lusty estuary]

is nudity not woke anymore?

[sleek harness]

What

[thick coyote]

Catch 22 looking ahh moment

[lusty estuary]

fuck i just need to start hitting myself in the head as penance for being STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID

[signal mason]

I just want less shitty bras

[lusty estuary]

i mean i guess i don't know why they'd be wearing anything other than a sports bra but like maybe the departmento munitorum can start giving us some new colors other than stained white or like a cool pattern or something

[ocean widget]

cool pattern doesnt equal combat improvement

[winged oasis]

how many classes are they really gonna add in darktide

[ocean widget]

ten of em
all of them paid

[rocky radish]

isn't it 2 or 3 more?

[lusty estuary]

actually the pattern would help distract the enemy and make it harder for you to be shot

[amber delta]

we dont know

[pale shoal]

Yes it's not christian

[ocean widget]

according to big boi
no

[hushed copper]

is there a shop reset today?

[rocky radish]

the difficult part is that most people try to give accurate information, but some just come here and vomit garbage. so we are stuck trying to filter facts from fiction

[lusty estuary]

there's no confirmed number presumably it would at least be a few

as many as they feel like making until finally the day comes where they reach their biggest technical challenge, creating a beastman ungor with a spear, which will stalls all development and makes fat shark as a studio collapse completely

[sleek harness]

They will probably add 2 more, which one would be an admech and other would be a rattling (if lucky)

[lusty estuary]

I think the ratling is out of the question I know they talked about not wanting to design a short class so we'll probably just get some guy

[fast gorge]

why did i see the word woke....there better be no woke mind virus in my warhammer....

[fossil oasis]

I saw someone saying they're only doing a total of 3 new classes, meaning only 1 more. Idk what their source on that was though

[trim gate]

Add Slaanesh worshipper class ez dubs /s

[winged oasis]

why is it 70% of the arbites and gangers that are on my matches always keep rushing

[grand terrace]

do mobs have more hp/dmg in higher havocs?

[gilded socket]

Woof

[thick coyote]

Yes

[fossil oasis]

Darktide 2 but we play as chaos cultists and fight the imperium

[lusty estuary]

finally a 40k game where we play as the good guys.

[fossil oasis]

[grand terrace]

ah ok how long are H40 missions usually?

[thick coyote]

Often past 30 minutes

[lusty estuary]

like half an hour maybe a little longer you tend to play them a lot slower

[fast gorge]

THERE ARE NO GOOD GUYS

Lord Solar Manslaughterius Casualtarius VERSUS Lord Murder Of BDSM Mountain

[gilded socket]

New HEALTH album today

[grand terrace]

ok

[amber delta]

I would be a good guy if I lived in 40k

[lusty estuary]

respectable bipartisan holden bloodfeast

[hazy stone]

Like the candy bar?

[fast gorge]

Thank you for the reddit hearts, kind strangers!

[trim gate]

Lowkey they should do a unsactioned psyker game where you dodge the opps and try to not accidentally murderer half your homies every day

[rancid shore]

well shi-

i messed up and lost access to my old account....piss

@grand ore is gone

well he returns

[trim gate]

How does one do that

[fossil oasis]

How'd you lose access to your old account but where still able to update it to tell people to add you on this new account?

[rancid shore]

i have it on my laptop

it still works, i just unbinded my phone and wasnt able to bind it again, so i wouldnt be able to chat for example ehre

since it requires a binded phone, quite a sucky sittuation

[fossil oasis]

Yeah ig that makes sense

[trim gate]

Cant you do the QR scan thingy?

[drowsy lynx]

Scan this cheese

[rancid shore]

thats not the problem, the thing is if i wanted to chat in a server that needed a verified number

[fossil oasis]

Scan this Cabbit

[sleek harness]

Vermintide 2 had 6 classes, and if you count the careers it was 24 classes

[fossil oasis]

That's crazy

[rancid shore]

i woulnd't be able to chat since idk why discord aint allowing me to bind the phone again

[rancid shore]

you could only be one of each character tho, imagine multiple of one character

[fossil oasis]

Referring to it as "binding" it makes it sound like some kinda magical incantation ngl, it's kinda funny

[mellow phoenix]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/770751898176192613/1448697407780163768/IMG_5630.jpg?ex=693c3419&is=693ae299&hm=80149e76972078c69a335d1184f9ee279bacf15dda703fed1785721a6e21d5fd&&_t=19b0e061335&_r=3vq3y6 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/770751898176192613/1448697408044400850/IMG_5631.jpg?ex=693c3419&is=693ae299&hm=f223c235157be85aa165e66ecb2dc2c82117a824f3d88c6adb943a67f0b3e292&&_t=19b0e061335&_r=pcmu8a https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/770751898176192613/1448697408568561684/IMG_5632.jpg?ex=693c3419&is=693ae299&hm=605b8bb19f2076e55275560a6eaa712a80003a72d072a42103637ca963313cd0&&_t=19b0e061335&_r=cz4dtm https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/770751898176192613/1448697408803438593/IMG_5633.jpg?ex=693c3419&is=693ae299&hm=b86a0817e52a1c19fc046b3f485c2eee273e00e4ae1d65957f7c5113c17b4d91&&_t=19b0e061335&_r=kcdoww

[rancid shore]

its the technical term

[sleek harness]

Yeah which made it 6 classes

[drowsy lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[rancid shore]

bro got mr beast scammed

[trim gate]

Safe to say im the biggest, the largest

[fossil oasis]

I just refer to it as "connected" tbh or just say it's linked

[rancid shore]

"i am now binding my phone" [insert psyker "blows you up with my mind" image here]

[sleek harness]

Darktide free classes are 4, so it wouldn't hurt if Fatshark decided to make a total of 4 paid classes

[gilded socket]

New HEALTH album peaky

[hasty sky]

peaky blinders

[sleek harness]

Dog

[fossil oasis]

Honestly I just want meltaguns, they can add whatever classes they want as long as it's not something stupid like cold trader

[sleek harness]

Cold what

[winged oasis]

wait we dont have meltaguns??

[fossil oasis]

Give me meltas and i'm happy

[winged oasis]

but theres a meltagun on the comissary store

[fossil oasis]

Nope, no meltas, not yet

Huh? Where?

[rancid shore]

now i wanna play vermintide 2

[fossil oasis]

Idk, I kept seeing people say coldtrader and apparently it's just people who trade in illegal xenotech and xenoweapons or something. For some reason, I saw people saying that should be the new class pre-scum reveal

[lusty estuary]

i need you to power through the slowmode so you can explain

[rancid shore]

@sleek harness
vermintide 3 but you're actually playing as skaven not has the "heroes"

[sleek harness]

That would be a great guy to replace that merchant ogryn that we don't see in game

[sleek harness]

That's literally the versus mode, dude

[rancid shore]

nah nah but no pvp, just pve skaven gaming

[winged oasis]

are armageddon outfits still available on the comodore

[lusty estuary]

no

[winged oasis]

WHAT

[hasty sky]

armageddon got exterminatus'd 15 mins ago sorry

[dense crescent]

I want a Darktide-like game in the D&D setting

[winged oasis]

not available like they really wont appear on a commodore refresh or really not available at all

[hazy kestrel]

They’ll be back eventually.™️

[rancid shore]

oh wiat fr new shit?

[winged oasis]

oh ok

[hasty sky]

[winged oasis]

im be fr i only bought this game for the armageddon outfits

[fossil oasis]

Yeah it'd be good as that, not a new class tho

[rancid shore]

now wait

[lusty estuary]

hey. we see him in a cutscene

[keen hamlet]

[fossil oasis]

You should have checked store rotation first. There's krieg outfits but it's been months since the Steel Legion stuff has been in the store

[keen hamlet]

good evening and hope y'all are having a good day

[drowsy prawn]

sloptide strikes again

[lusty estuary]

it will probably be a minute before we get those again, at least not the regiment set. maybe the shittier vet only set

[fossil oasis]

Can fatshark please start adding mid cosmetics to the commodores vestures, i've spent too much money on this game recently

[fossil oasis]

The vet only set?

[gaunt palm]

Good evening to you too

[fast gorge]

scammer get scammed

i hit my knee on my desk and now i am immobile

[lusty estuary]

the original armageddon vet set with the looser coat and different gas mask

[fast gorge]

i will now grow rotund from a life of onlyh fast food and darktide

[gaunt palm]

Not Tao Tse Dong

[gilded socket]

Huh

[fossil oasis]

Oh right, the one that the camo steel legion set is a recolour of?

[lusty estuary]

yeah

[dense crescent]

Dedicated Adepts are counterrevolutionary imperialist saboteurs and I stand by this fact

[fast gorge]

steel legionaires are a load of bums

[dense crescent]

Petition to execute all Dedicated Adepts

[sleek harness]

What

[sleek harness]

Dude want to kill the only thing that is keeping this Imperium alive

[drowsy prawn]

That's The Emperor to you filthy rat 😤

[dense crescent]

I have never met one Dedicated Adept in pugs that's not completely dogshit

[lusty estuary]

pugs...

[fast gorge]

why did the pug eat them

[sleek harness]

You can't use Emperor's warp portal powers if you don't got anyone to build you a ship decided to that

[fossil oasis]

That makes sense, thought it'd seen 2 different vet steel legion outfits. Kinda hope they do bring that back tho tbh

[lusty estuary]

they usually don't until the regiment set is in the shop but who knows

[dense crescent]

It's my sincere belief that the Dedicated Adept title stands for "I'm too new/dogshit to earn a real title but my ego demands that I put on something that sounds kinda impressive"

[fast gorge]

they should like add a volponian regiment set

[dense crescent]

they should add a summer (read: gooner bikini) outfit that's locked behind gacha mechanics. 100 aquilas per pull, 1% drop chance per pull

[lusty estuary]

the monkey paw curls and you get your wish but it's just the standard flak armor but blue with gold accents if you're lucky

[fast gorge]

zola in the bikini artwork

[drowsy prawn]

We got a Fatshark marketing rep here

[ocean widget]

does he know

[fast gorge]

[ocean widget]

@dense crescent

[fossil oasis]

I use Dedicated Adept since it just sounds better than the ones i've unlocked from Hestia's Blessings and I don't have any of the Auric/Havoc ones. I use Nomad on Hive Scum tho

[blazing shadow]

it's crazy how unbalanced can feel two games at the same level of havoc

[amber delta]

I use Reject because it's funni

[fast gorge]

guys i just got the sketch check for my hive scum commission

[gilded socket]

Huh

[fast gorge]

we are so back

[sleek harness]

What

[gilded socket]

Whuh

[winged oasis]

how do i bind the cheer callout

[sleek harness]

What

[elder merlin]

Who

[ocean widget]

<@&735928989146939404>

[dense crescent]

Please give a warning next time. I was in the middle of a family dinner when this showed up on my phone. Immediately I started howling at the sky like a wolf, panting heavily as I jumped onto the table (one foot in the mashed potatoes) and started furiously gooning. In the process I accidentally dropped my phone, which landed screen side up. My family, including my parents, siblings, and grandparents all saw it, and they too joined me in uncontrolled unholy acts.

Please be more mindful next time. Be better.

[lusty estuary]

you need a mod

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-evil-how-about-no-austin-powers-gif-17640212

also the fact i know you typed that all out pains me

[elder merlin]

[low hemlock]

this might be a bot….I don’t know Rejectz seems like a new way for scammers to thrive

[fast gorge]

dude i click every link sent to me

[winged oasis]

how many points do we get for talents

[lusty estuary]

what were the images even i didn't want discord to install like eighteen zip bombs to my computer

[ocean widget]

we'll never know

[hazy kestrel]

30

[low hemlock]

bro catchin viruses like Nurgle 🙏

[sleek harness]

A stupid bot I will tell you that, it's paying for Nitro

[lusty estuary]

what's the point of any of you being around if you're not going to be clicking on links for me

[obtuse oak]

Compromised account, not a bot

[fast gorge]

The things I saw.

You don't just forget those things. They stay trapped inside you. They eat you from the inside. It consumes you, until you're nothing.

[ocean widget]

it was just a penis dogryn

[elder merlin]

Wake up, @sleek harness

[sleek harness]

I am

[lusty estuary]

go to sleep

[fast gorge]

I havent seen a penis for like 50 years.

[sleek harness]

Just look down

[dense crescent]

based and lesbianpilled

[ocean widget]

look in the mirror

[fast gorge]

all i see is the BELLLLAAYYYYY

i am pibble. wash my bellay.

[lusty estuary]

i try to look down to see my penis and it's not there anymore.

[ocean widget]

they're fat
not a woman

[fast gorge]

i lost my genitals in a freak boating accident

[low hemlock]

what if thier….gulp…lady build Rat-man 🫣

[marsh iris]

wait are you serious

[fast gorge]

yes

[ocean widget]

he tried to fuck the boat
thats why it called a freak accident

[marsh iris]

thats rough dude, sorry to hear

[hazy kestrel]

I’m pretty damn excited for the Era of Ruin deluxe edition re-run in 2 days.

[lusty estuary]

i was in the water and two boats came from either side and crushed my penis flat like a pancake now i can't use it anymore

[somber stream]

My condolences...

[hushed cipher]

i am sending 500 poxbursters tyo your location

[gilded socket]

Whar

[somber stream]

I think he's poopin

[marsh iris]

no wait i havent got my pants on

[hushed cipher]

i dont htink they care

[drowsy lynx]

I lost my boat in a freak genitalling accident

[somber stream]

Havoc is calling

[fossil oasis]

What Havoc level

[somber stream]

Uh... 41

[wispy wadi]

Geh ins Licht aber geh weg.

[fast gorge]

Do you know how I got these scars?

You see, my boat was a piece of shit fishing vessel.

[fossil oasis]

No thank u, I only do low level havoc

[wispy wadi]

Havoc 6 7 run?

[fiery wave]

I DO NOT CARRY HAVOCS FFS.

[fossil oasis]

Havoc 16 is scary enough but I need to get to Havoc 25 for the cosmetic bit

[sleek harness]

What

[hazy kestrel]

40s aren’t that bad, usually.

[wispy wadi]

Are those pants really worth it? Veteran is not even getting the good pants for the black set.

[fast gorge]

yeah you still got loads of time left in your 40's

[fossil oasis]

In the song "Lion from the North" by Sabaton it sounds like one of the lyrics is "Herr Chungus"

[low hemlock]

SIX SEVEN 🗣️

SIX SEVEN 🗣️

SIX SEVEN 🗣️

SIX SEVEN 🗣️

SIX SEVEN 🗣️

[lusty estuary]

isn't the average life span like 25 what are all yall talking about your 40s for THAT AIN'T HAPPENING!

[low hemlock]

[dense crescent]

Anything less than havoc 50 is easy baby mode 😤

[fast gorge]

we are not in the neolithic unlike YOU people

[astral basin]

Season 3 binge of to your eternity
Les goooo

[fossil oasis]

Nah I actually do like the black pants from that set. It's worth it to me since I want the full Moebian 53rd set even tho i'm never gonna wear the helmets since I don't like the masks on them

[fossil oasis]

I'm not convinced tbh. 40 does not sound like a fun experience

[grand terrace]

what is the mod that gives 3rd person when melee?

[hazy kestrel]

It’s fine, usually.

[drowsy lynx]

It's fun with a coordinated team

[prime monolith]

I JUST NOW DISCOVERED MY AMD WAS RECORDING ME PLAY FOR 10 MINUTES WHILE LISTENING TO SNOWMAN BY SIA

[wispy wadi]

A travesty and insult

[lusty estuary]

havoc 40 really isn't that bad so long as you're playing with people you can communicate with

[prime monolith]

now i have a clip where a Zealot is smashing trough hordes, and i admit this song hits diffrently while playing Darktide

[sleek harness]

Send this to me, I am curious

[dense crescent]

Everything from uprising to auric is just the tutorial. Havoc up until 30 is the easy mode. Havoc 31-40 is just the introduction to the normal difficulty. Havoc 50 is the normal standard difficulty.

[fast gorge]

play havoc 40 with meeeeee :3

[hazy kestrel]

Don’t even need actual voice comms, the occasional ping will work.

[molten matrix]

https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/111

[wispy wadi]

We all know the game is balanced around Mortis Trials

[prime monolith]

not sure if Discord will alow me to send it, but i can send you a screenshot of the clip having 10 minutes

[fossil oasis]

Ngl I would hop on and ask someone to do Havoc with me but I need to clean my room

[grand terrace]

tyvm

[fossil oasis]

I'm going away at the end of the week and don't want it to still be messy when I get home, right before christmas

[wispy wadi]

Eww, reasonable and responsible

[lusty estuary]

i'll play with you but only to sabotage all your games

[wispy wadi]

Now I gotta stand up and move away the empty packages I have lying around.

[fast gorge]

why do you hate me so

[fossil oasis]

Nah, I intended to do this like on Monday, 2 weeks ago and have been procrastinating on doing it

[lusty estuary]

it's in my nature to hate.

[dense crescent]

I aced all my classes so I figured I deserve a degenerate video game christmas break

[winged oasis]

why doesn't darktide have the blueprint(?) class weapons like in vermintide, especially with the psychanum testing ground shouldn't we be able to test at least base level and rarity weapons

[hazy kestrel]

Damn right you do pal.

[winged oasis]

i have to get each weapon type from the commissary?

[prime monolith]

@sleek harness DM's

this file is 2GB's. i am not deleting it

[dense crescent]

Because Fatshark

[winged oasis]

uuuggggghhhhhhhhh

[carmine steppe]

You can get a base weapon at anytime for cheap

[dense crescent]

You could just buy a base rarity weapon from the Brunt shop

[carmine steppe]

As long as you have it unlocked that is

[fast gorge]

you are a level one goblin and i am the chad main character adventurer

[dense crescent]

The stats will be completely random but it's more than enough for getting a feel for the weapon

[fossil oasis]

Yeah, Brunts Armoury, just get a profane tier weapon. It's really cheap when you're still low level too

[lusty estuary]

yknow in some circles the level one goblin wins so maybe think about that before you speak...

[fossil oasis]

Buy 1, test in Pyskanium, if you don't like it, discard for a lil bit of money back

[carmine steppe]

What circles?

[lusty estuary]

idk

[carmine steppe]

Dnd doesn't count

[dense crescent]

Also, one huge quality of life improvement over VT2 is that you can modify and upgrade just about every aspect of a weapon - everything except the stat distribution. So if you find a piece with your preferred dump stat, keep it.

[carmine steppe]

And if you say Goblin Slayer I'm gonna cave your skull in with a rock

[lusty estuary]

the hobgoblin khanate seem to be doing pretty well for themselves

[carmine steppe]

Who is the hobgoblin Khanate?

[fossil oasis]

I read that as "hobo goblin" ngl

[lusty estuary]

warhammer fantasy

[dense crescent]

It's the neighbor of the Proto-Finnic Holy Roman Khaganate

[fast gorge]

im a g-noblin, im a g-nome

[hazy kestrel]

Is a hobo goblin a combination of a murder hobo and a loot goblin?

[fast gorge]

DIE SHORTSTACKS DIE!!!!!!!

[carmine steppe]

I don't think anyone from Warhammer fantasy is level 1 😭

[lusty estuary]

gnoblars

[fossil oasis]

Yeag ig that makes sense

[fast gorge]

bretonian peasants

[lusty estuary]

gnoblars can't even level up dawg they just get hit all day

[carmine steppe]

Those are npcs

Irrelevant and made to die during attacks or invasions

[lusty estuary]

well actually no gnoblar piggyback riders are the strongest anti-large unit in total war warhammer 3 nevermind

[fast gorge]

EAT THE FIRST GNOBLAR, HE'S MUNCHED ON THE SPOT

AIM MY LEADBELCHER FOR THE SECOND GNOBLAR, BUT ITS SMOOTHBORE SO I MISS HIM ENTIRELY AND NAIL THE EMPIRE'S NOBLE

[ocean widget]

i say we blow up quickpaw for trying to teach us to read

[pale shoal]

did the cosmetics get refreshed yet?

[feral vessel]

so you like big people more?

[fast gorge]

I love big people more.

[carmine steppe]

Who doesn't?

[wispy wadi]

Isn't refresh next week? Was it alread 2 weeks since scum release?

[feral vessel]

fuck yeah I agree

[vestal flume]

No man's land
Look inside
Men on land

[lusty estuary]

who is the tallest person in the chat right now.

[fast gorge]

i'm 6'7

[wispy wadi]

Heretics are no man, they are mere beast

[blazing ocean]

Can't believe shatfark lied to us

[feral vessel]

1.73 meters.

or 5.7ft in hamburger units

[carmine steppe]

I'm Vulkan sized

[lusty estuary]

i'm like 6'5''

[feral vessel]

what the fuck why are you all so tall

[winged oasis]

probably nothing of note but two 40k game related servers in and i notice 🇷🇺 posting on either game update channels or just announcements ig

[lusty estuary]

i don't know nobody else in my family is as tall as i am

[pale shoal]

Not to brag but I'm pretty tall

[dense crescent]

> Darktide
> Look inside
> Lit terrestrial environment with no tidal waves

[fast gorge]

i ate my greens growing up

[winged oasis]

im 5'11 im an ogryn now

[feral vessel]

you know what

hive tertium
look inside
no bees

[ocean widget]

i noticed a lack of comments about the pirate flag

[fast gorge]

plenty of bees, you just have to know where to look

[crisp yoke]

Morple

[lusty estuary]

well there are certainly some type of bugs in tertium we just haven't seen them yet...

[winged oasis]

which of the performance frame generator thingies are good

[ocean widget]

none

you only need 1 frame per frame to stab people to death

[feral vessel]

i want my anthropomorphic bee women NOW

[winged oasis]

ik they look like doodoo but which help my laptop not die

[lusty estuary]

can we have malstrain genestealers in darktide just cuz they're cool looking

[ocean widget]

"laptop"
you're fucked mate

[dense crescent]

You tellin me a dark fried this tide?

[fast gorge]

Can he get any more real than this

[winged oasis]

what about da pirate flag

youz got something to say about them freebootas?

[feral vessel]

the mental image of an ogryn thundercunting a rock at mach 3 and shattering a genestealer's skull is funny

speaking of, 3 ogryns have canonically been able to kill a purestrain without much issue, albeit in the confines of a chimera transport

[ocean widget]

to be fair to the ogryns
i dont think they needed confines to punch it to death

[lusty estuary]

it's not a surprise ogryns are stupid strong

[ocean widget]

ogryns are just the embodiment of brute strength

[feral vessel]

yeah but like, purestrains are 'space marine level threats'

[summer canyon]

Double ping

[lusty estuary]

ogryns are also technically space marine level threats if you think about it hard enough

[feral vessel]

space marines are 'stronger' than ogryns because they don't have the mentality of a dim witted 3 year old

[ocean widget]

pretty sure an ogryn beats a SM in a fist fight so

[fast gorge]

an ogryn will go toe to toe with a SM in terms of strength

the difference is just equipment and training

[dense crescent]

Buh buh but muh Sphess Marino!!!!!!!1

[dapper trench]

0 social credit

[lusty estuary]

ogryns can beat space marines no contest the only problem has always been space marines move a little faster

[feral vessel]

the power difference between an ogryn and an SM mostly depend on the writer tbf
like that one bit where a traitor terminator kills an ogryn with a pebble while in another an ogryn solos a squad of space marines

[dapper trench]

Uh huh

[ocean widget]

space marines may be able to outsmart ogryn
but nothing can outsmart rock

[dapper trench]

Orgyns are taller than SMs though

[river elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-america-i-understood-that-reference-look-back-gif-14556485

[feral vessel]

primaris or normie virgin marines

[dense crescent]

Powerscaling is stupid. Characters are only as strong as the plot needs them to be.

[finite glen]

Wasn't that a custodes?

[river elbow]

Fragging damn it, lmfao.

[feral vessel]

I've heard both versions, a traitor terminator might make more sense

[carmine steppe]

If we ignore a lot of details and close one eye and also ofuscate it a little bit yeah

[fast gorge]

Fire a ripper gun burst at the first traitor-marine, he's dead on the spot.

Aim for the second man, but im a fucking dumbass so I miss and nail his slave instead.

I have to resort to me club,

"PUNYYY!! ALL OF YAA!!"

i shout to the two traitors, before then clubbing them to death.

[finite glen]

From what I remember the custodian threw the pebble fast enough to make it sound like a gunshot

It was something to do with the blood games I think

[winged oasis]

so now darktide have no choice for next class but to bring in skitarii rangers

[lusty estuary]

well no you don't have to obsfucate anything if a space marine is within grab distance of an ogryn they've already lost

[olive badger]

but the land belongs to no man ok

[feral vessel]

that makes more sense

[winged oasis]

RIGHT?

RIGHT?? WHAT ELSE CAN THEY BRING IN OTHER THAN SKITARII?

[fast gorge]

DO NOT OBFUSCATE.

We're mighty karkers, ain't we?

[molten matrix]

i conquer this land in the name of the inquisition

[feral vessel]

hadron's plan to get femboys aboard the mourningstar so people stop simping for her is already in motion

[finite glen]

Same custodian also launched another ogryn back that had him in a bear hug with a shrug of his shoulders iirc

[river elbow]

"We know you want Skitarii, so have some Ratlings."

[winged oasis]

oh yeah

[fast gorge]

there's already femboys on the mourningstar, they're called [ALL OF YOUR OPERATIVES, BUT NOT MINE WHO ARE ALPHAS]

[winged oasis]

mourningstar has a suspicious noticeable number of girlbosses

[carmine steppe]

Bro if they are within grabbing distance the space marine is gonna put the chainsword through his head

[molten matrix]

i wonder if people actualy played the mission because hadron very clearly says that skitarii support was denied by grendyl

[feral vessel]

what is the hype around skitarii femboys
they have small thighs, they have small asses, some of them don't even HAVE the lower half of their body, and their faces are rarely actually visible or unaugmented

[finite glen]

HEY NOW! THERE'S NO CALL FOR THAT!
-Professional

[amber delta]

This also gave us the opportunity to depict some of the most iconic pieces of scenery used in the Warhammer: 40,000 tabletop game!
L-shaped ruin
I mean that's technically correct

[winged oasis]

grendyl you hack

[molten matrix]

and following the dark heresy ttrpg the next class is either techpriest or assassin

[fast gorge]

small thighs small ass big heart

[lusty estuary]

the ogryn grabs the chainsword and breaks it over their knee

[winged oasis]

can curios be tinkered with?

[feral vessel]

grendyl is on his sigma grind right now he cannot be distracted by these wretches

[surreal ermine]

the ogryn and the space marine make out passionately

[broken sun]

dw i'll make sure we never get admech

[carmine steppe]

Yeah with the Ogryn quick reflexes? 😭 😭 😭

[lusty estuary]

it's like the ogres from shadow of war when they defeat you and break your sword

[ocean widget]

grendyl is busy playing fortnite no build with the emperor

[broken sun]

i'll be the hero we need in these trying times

[fossil oasis]

Chat, do I have a hot chocolate or a white monster

[molten matrix]

grey knight detachement lmao

[ocean widget]

how many classes are we getting

[fast gorge]

nobody wants admech

[olive badger]

YEAH 🔥

[feral vessel]

has anyone else noticed the ambiguously toxic romantic interactions between male maul and male professional

either that or it's just threats, but slightly less serious threats

[winged oasis]

NO, YOU CAN'T, THAT'S UNFAIR, MECHANICUS TWO IS COMING, DARKTIDE NEEEDS TO DUO BRING OUT MECHANICUS RELATED DLC

[wooden creek]

[ocean widget]

as a brit
you're wrong there
THAT SHIT IS MINE

[molten matrix]

according to an interview 5 more but i could be wrong

[winged oasis]

darktide 2 : rejects will rise

looks inside
first dlc immediately arbites law enforcement

[fast gorge]

you see what you want to see but i also kind of support this so i'll just say i have no matter what

[carmine steppe]

Skitarii are gonna be the last dlc class, next they are gonna add the blood axes, then eldar then Vottan and only after all of those we get a servitor if you behave well

[dapper trench]

oi

[ocean widget]

i wanted him to make a skeleton joke

[winged oasis]

are a majority of the accents in darktide afrikaners

[lusty estuary]

as they're known to have yeah thank you for bringing it up

[fossil oasis]

No?

[molten matrix]

british

[feral vessel]

no like one of the 'mandated edicts' the maul gives the professional is 'lets you and me find a quiet corner' while speaking in the most sultry voice his 30 years of smoking can muster

[winged oasis]

they're not????

[lusty estuary]

ogryns are kind of like space marines but natty...

[fossil oasis]

No, majority British

[ocean widget]

everyone in darktide has a british accent
except that french fuck and dukane

[lusty estuary]

lets put ogryns in power armor they can handle it

[molten matrix]

savant is the most different accent in the game

[feral vessel]

"the french language has been preserved in this tragedy of a man"

[winged oasis]

i will not take this savant psyker slander

[ocean widget]

ill fockin make you take it

[winged oasis]

savant psyker is the best voiceline end of discussion

[fierce cave]

You slobber

[fossil oasis]

I need that but with female maul

[winged oasis]

female ogryns when

[fierce cave]

I like the gay German twink one

[feral vessel]

i'm booting up notepad right this fucking instant

[fast gorge]

saying this when anarchist HS exists is criminal

[carmine steppe]

Admech already have too much stuff, they are getting as a faction in Dawn of war 4 and have their own game with Mechanicus 2

[coarse ibex]

Can I play as a space marine on a bike

[marsh iris]

good game chaps

[fast gorge]

SEND ME ANY AND ALL DARKTIDE FANFICS.

i will read them.

[feral vessel]

anarchist hive scum sounds like a reddit 'anarchist' imma be real

[fierce cave]

@elder merlin

[dapper trench]

thats me

[lusty estuary]

**I KNOW !I KNOW ! I KNOW ! I KNOW ! **

OPEN FIRE !!!!

[hushed cipher]

good game 0 losses frfr

[somber stream]

Propa, even till the end tbh. This is why im a cat person

[winged oasis]

trvthnvke but i was in my woman phase of bi when i was making my psyker

[molten matrix]

guess why we got arbites in darktide

[fossil oasis]

Pretty sure Rannick says some french word or smthn at some point further proving it's continuied existence

[ocean widget]

ok so we need to kill rannick
good to know

[fierce cave]

It's basically Richthofen

[feral vessel]

he does in fact use 'au revoire' in one of the mortis trials memories

[molten matrix]

arbites was because of a big marketing push to sell the arbirator killteam
the same is now happening with mechanicus

[carmine steppe]

Games worshop saw that owlcat was making the lex Imperialis dlc?

[lusty estuary]

what is stopping us from fragging rannick

[broken sun]

please try again later

[fierce cave]

It's later
How many

[fossil oasis]

I think that's why it's my favourite of the male psyker voices tbh

[fast gorge]

it would mean zola or marrow has to take up the mantle

[hazy kestrel]

Shakes the magic 8 ball again.

[amber delta]

you get as many class as you buy, but no more than are released

[molten matrix]

hive scum wasnt tied to any marketing push or nudge from games workshop

[fierce cave]

THATS NOT A LEVER RICHTOFFEN

[carmine steppe]

Oh so you are saying both the lex Imperialis and the arbites dlc came from the killteam kit, nice

[fossil oasis]

[lusty estuary]

infinitely better options morrow gets to take over and stop getting mind broken every single day

[dapper trench]

I like your word british man

[lean halo]

Did the shop change today?

[fierce cave]

I like your funny words funny man

[molten matrix]

not nessecarily arbites was a lucky timing but arbites was pushed forward because of it

[molten matrix]

and seeing as were getting dawn of war 4 with mechanicus in the spotlight and mechanicus 2 i have a genuine reason to believe techpriest will be the next class as another GW marketing push for a future killteam perhaps

[marsh iris]

arbitrator skin next week

[carmine steppe]

Lex Imperialis was lucky timing? Yeah I can see, after all the next one is Trazyn

[feral vessel]

why does one of the fomo shop arbitrator helmets look like bdsm gear

[fast gorge]

dancing sister wirh BIG boobies!?!?!?!??

[lusty estuary]

i hope we get an admech class that's just a bottom tier tech adept with like barely any implants

[fossil oasis]

Yeah, not a fan of the Castigators hood, why'd they make it look like that

[amber delta]

how can it be fomo if it never goes out of rotation

[feral vessel]

i saw art of a sister with decorative skulls on her boob armour once

[arctic escarp]

their whole vibe is very dommy

[ocean widget]

admech class but its just some guy pretending to have implants

[somber stream]

Mega honkers

[fierce cave]

WHY ARE YOU BLUE

[hazy kestrel]

Counterpoint: Thunder thighs.

[fast gorge]

boob armour is cringe and women are way hotter in functional armour

[arctic escarp]

its also based on an actual arby mini model

[carmine steppe]

I feel like a tech priest might be too powerful, sure there are low level tech priest but still

[fossil oasis]

Truth Nuke!!!!

[fierce cave]

Window the armour

[amber delta]

boob armour is functional

[feral vessel]

counterpoint:

sister armour is awful for melee combat

[fast gorge]

boob armour is not functional one hammer strike and its getting caved in and you WILL die

[carmine steppe]

I saw an art of a sister of battle with only a giant scripture as a robe

[feral vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-warhammer-40k-grenade-truth-nuke-gif-6248133608324632914

[lusty estuary]

he has an implant but it's just a heart pump

[fast gorge]

its distractional or morale properties are not worth it!!

[feral vessel]

actually better idea

purity seal pasties much?

[carmine steppe]

The sister repentia do want to die tho

[fierce cave]

I'd rip the scripture to acquire the gems inside

[fast gorge]

Boob armour on astartes however, that I can get behind.

[lusty estuary]

well yeah but that's why they don't wear clothes

the other sisters don't have suicidal ideations and so we should give them better armor

[molten matrix]

Not really

[feral vessel]

then we should also send kriegs into battle with no tops right

[fierce cave]

Who likes waffles

[fast gorge]

SEND ME INTO BATTLE!

[molten matrix]

A techpriest can be as lowly as a servitor maintainer

[carmine steppe]

don't worry, they don't need armor, for the emperor protects them

[hazy kestrel]

It depends on the day.

[somber stream]

I prefer pancakes

[lusty estuary]

put me on atoma and i will get this shit done in a day.

[fierce cave]

Good job I'm spaghetti

[somber stream]

Okay, hi bug

[feral vessel]

you're gonna end up like nozzick from space marine 2 cuh

[lusty estuary]

i will have a healthy dialogue with the traitors and we'll just work this out

[fierce cave]

You slobbererer

[somber stream]

Am not

[carmine steppe]

Bro doesn't read the loading tips in darktide 😭

[lusty estuary]

i think wolfer just needs a friend

[molten matrix]

Im also asuming the techpriest doesnt have access to archeotech but does have access to radium weaponry

[feral vessel]

yeah wolfer should kiss the blunt side of my charged thunderhammer
that'll get him over his past trauma

[carmine steppe]

Bro I don't want a half Clanker with no combat experience 😭

[broken sun]

reply hazy, try again

[hazy kestrel]

Shakes the magic 8 ball again.

[gilded socket]

Whih

[broken sun]

concentrate and ask again

[ocean widget]

@neon agate give us an answer

[sleek harness]

What

[feral vessel]

does anyone want to do my economics lesson for me please 😭

[hushed cipher]

2:30am goodnight gangers

[carmine steppe]

Anyway yeah they probably are gonna add skitarii or a low level tech priest, and knowing Fatshark they are gonna have a good reasoning explaining how they got there and the class is gonna be good

[somber stream]

Goodnight Ray

[neon agate]

What am I answering?

[ocean widget]

look what i replied to

[lusty estuary]

we could solve this entire catastrophe by just tackling the systemic issues on atoma...

[hazy kestrel]

“Oh Magic 8 ball of the lake, will we get an Adeptus Mechanicus themed class one day?”

[feral vessel]

RELEASE
FUCKING DRUGS
INTO THE AIR VENTS

[lucid mural]

do we have spears yet

[neon agate]

Okay got it. We are getting one for each frog

[somber stream]

Any EU folk here staying up for TGA

[carmine steppe]

That would require reforming the imperium 😭

[molten matrix]

Also techpriests arent that much of a power gap we have full fledged arbites from the fortress

[ocean widget]

[broken sun]

don't count on it

[ocean widget]

fuck no

[torn sluice]

Hello guys, why can't they still allow you to change the appearance of the weapon that you have in your "rack" after a victory or defeat? It's really simple...

[lusty estuary]

well see step one of my ten step plan is making atoma into an independent state so that's already solved

[somber stream]

Understandable, NG might

[gilded osprey]

hello chat

[molten matrix]

Im fully prepared for TGA

[feral vessel]

margrave

[ocean widget]

maybe
he aint on rn so gotta wait

[somber stream]

Half-life 3, trust

[carmine steppe]

It's krieg or lazuly all over again

[somber stream]

@little marten TGA WATCH PARTY WHEN

[lusty estuary]

the moebian domain is actually probably in the best position to split from the imperium, they're like, cut off at the moment, yeah?

[carmine steppe]

Don't count on it

[molten matrix]

To my knowledge we dont know in which part of the imperium atoma is

[fierce cave]

Am not straight*

[molten matrix]

But it is an important planet because of the leman russ manufactorum

[brazen pelican]

Couldn't be me.

[carmine steppe]

The moebian sector, idk where that is tho

[nova sedge]

The slop sector

[fierce cave]

Suspiciously gay lesbian:

[nova sedge]

Thats why unc nurg is there

[lusty estuary]

presumably we're somewhere in segmentum obscurus

[carmine steppe]

Bro as soon as Tertium or Atoma declares independence the arbites are gonna come down, shoot the governor and replace him

[lusty estuary]

well that's why you just kill the arbites man it's not rocket science

[molten matrix]

The tithe must be paid

[lusty estuary]

oh dude the devil is sending the demon brigade WHAT DO WE DO kill the devil brigade it's not a problem

[fierce cave]

What up my gonner

[molten matrix]

The mourningstar isnt fighting back the arbites

[somber stream]

Warframe

[fast gorge]

stupid arbites morons when i have a heavy bolter emplacement

[carmine steppe]

You know this reminds me of that dude that wanted to make a breaking bad sequel with like no money and no experience

[fierce cave]

@brazen pelican @somber stream
Get on warframe rn

[fast gorge]

STAY OFF THE RAILS IF YOU KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR YOU

IRON RIDERS FOR LIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

[carmine steppe]

"yeah we are gonna get a bunch of artists and kiss is gonna be a main character"

No offense of course it was just wild that some people think like that

[lusty estuary]

look it's one thing if you said like oh dude the space marines are gonna get involved you're telling me the mall cops of the imperium are gonna come down and do something

[gilded socket]

You

[somber stream]

Rebecca and the Canadian turned my Space kid into a femboy

[lusty estuary]

again, we can just kill the arbites they don't have any special gear they just have shotguns stand like 40ft away and you're fine

[sleek harness]

What

[fierce cave]

Don't care hop on

[gilded socket]

What

[sleek harness]

What

[somber stream]

Im in, busy giving him plastic surgery

[gilded socket]

What

[marsh iris]

iron riders, what the hell kind of a name is that?!

[sleek harness]

What

[lusty estuary]

i'm certainly riding some type of iron

[gilded socket]

What

[arctic escarp]

they got the game hunter shotgun tho

[marsh iris]

DOKTORRRR

[sleek harness]

I am ridding your iron

[lusty estuary]

that's true 80ft away now we're fine

[sleek harness]

What

[gilded socket]

What

[somber stream]

1 serve of handsome Squidward coming right up

[sleek harness]

What

[gilded socket]

Yoi know wgat

[molten matrix]

The arbites are an elite force they can absolutely fumigate the mourningstar and kill the planetary governer

[sleek harness]

What

[carmine steppe]

Yesh

[fierce cave]

@somber stream
Add me littleaxte#810

[drowsy lynx]

You walk into a room and a man sized rat and a woman sized dog are barking at each other.
What?

[molten matrix]

They have probably already scanned the mourningstar infrastructure

[lusty estuary]

mall cops of the imperium what are they gonna do man try to have the dog learn to fly

[carmine steppe]

You know the funniest shit is that the arbites stronghold is always at looking distance from the governor palace or place

[carmine steppe]

It's on purpose of course, to remind them they are always watching 😭

[molten matrix]

The presinct fortress is a massive reminder to any planetary governor

[gilded socket]

You

[lusty estuary]

this is why any renegade governor worth their salt preemptively bombs the local precinct

[sleek harness]

What

[gilded socket]

Know

[somber stream]

@fierce cave Im customizing my operator

[sleek harness]

What

[fierce cave]

RAAAAHH

[gilded socket]

Gay rat

[sleek harness]

No

[fast gorge]

im a smooth operator

[gilded socket]

Yeag its trvth

[ocean widget]

@pure timber

you aint hidin shit bruh

[dapper trench]

[fast gorge]

what happened

[ocean widget]

dude posted smth and deleted it quickly

[fast gorge]

[feral vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-w-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-deleted-gif-25440636

[carmine steppe]

Well it depends on the faction trying to takeover the planet

[feral vessel]

me watching as the foolish governor welcomes the druhkari because "big titty goth elf gf was promised"

[molten matrix]

I think in rogue trader the presinct fortress on rykad minoris had to be evacuated

[carmine steppe]

Bro they are gonna steal their sun after like 2 years

[lusty estuary]

when i imagine the hypothetical atoma becomes an independent planet scenario i'm disregarding the current events of the game and assuming it's something like a military coup

[feral vessel]

that is the LEAST bad thing that could happen

[carmine steppe]

And all the people too

[feral vessel]

yeah exactly

[lusty estuary]

party in commorragh and everyone is invited

[feral vessel]

commorragh is like

the birmingham of wh40k basically, right

[lusty estuary]

yeah it is like an infinite birmingham

[carmine steppe]

What if Ufthak Blackhawk shows up?

[cyan wedge]

jokes on you, i cant count

[feral vessel]

plot twist: the khan pulls up

[lusty estuary]

yeah the hobgobla-khan

[inner nimbus]

is this a hawk tuah joke in (almost) 2026

[carmine steppe]

😭

[molten matrix]

i already made a warp incursion in comorragh and i could do it again

[carmine steppe]

No, the Ork from Brutal Kunnin, Ufthak Blackhawk

[lusty estuary]

wiaiit uthak hhawkkk.. haa... black.. hhhaawukkk.. 2...? two... tuuu.. tuah

[ocean widget]

im banishing you all to birmingham

[feral vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-stupid-patrick-patrick-star-gif-14657656412172056045

[inner nimbus]

its an improvement over my city

[cyan wedge]

could be worse, sent to liverpool

[inner nimbus]

so thanks

so is Liverpool

[ocean widget]

unless you're living with skaven i doubt that

[feral vessel]

tempered by the horrors of eastern central europe

[desert geyser]

Motash vagh, NURGLE!

[inner nimbus]

I live in Bosnia

[ocean widget]

ah yeah im banishing you back there then

[inner nimbus]

noooooooo

[molten matrix]

how is it in the most voletile region on earth lmao

[inner nimbus]

man I cant wait to quit my job

[inner nimbus]

cold

except not really

it was 20 degrees yesterday

[feral vessel]

we former socialist hellholes must stay together

[inner nimbus]

don't think my country was communist but yes

[feral vessel]

or not, in the case of yugoslavia i guess

[muted jewel]

Is there a role to get pinged for updates, but not weird art and lore stuff like the latest announcement?

[ocean widget]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socialist_Republic_of_Bosnia_and_Herzegovina

[feral vessel]

my knowledge about the balkans and yugoslavia is horrifically lacking
i know they make really good kebab

[ocean widget]

no lol

[molten matrix]

basically they all hate eachother and its a boiling pot

[inner nimbus]

I stand corrected

[inner nimbus]

it's ćevapi btw

[feral vessel]

i think everybody hates eachother in the central and eastern part of europe to be fair

[muted jewel]

So we just all have to mute this discord server or get pinged with all thr weird announcements? No middle ground? Lol

[molten matrix]

you have several ethnic populations that do NOT get along with eachother well

[inner nimbus]

including with their own groups

[feral vessel]

politicians will blame gypsies
(while casually "extracting" cash from the state reserve into their own pockets)

[tired inlet]

Tito was pretty good for a time; things went downhill when he died.

Kebab is due a lot to the historical influences of the Ottoman Empire and Arab/Islamic Caliphates on the area and cultural migration through the Bosphorus.

[little marten]

6 hoursssss

[carmine steppe]

You can mute specific channels or go to roles and disable them

[outer jasper]

I think the guns in darktide could have their sounds changed to be a bit more punchy

[ocean widget]

not all
just you
and you can just remove the announcement role

[outer jasper]

they sound good but they could be better

[inner nimbus]

I mean in general food here is very Turkish

[molten matrix]

serbian man calling slightly browner serbian man a bosnian

yes its genuinely this dumb

[inner nimbus]

there's a place in my city where you can buy lokum by the gram

and yep

[tired inlet]

That's the Balkans baby!

[inner nimbus]

also a lot of toxic masculinity among kids, at least when I was growing up

[tender horizon]

We talking about the Balkans?

[muted jewel]

That's literally what I just said you dense mo, oh wait. Lol but yea so it's either all their weird cringe announcements or nothing? That's weird and cringe

[molten matrix]

were talking about the peace loving and friendly former yugoslavian countries

[tender horizon]

If you live in the Balkans, godspeed and good luck. That is all.

[ocean widget]

"we just all have"
just you
but yeah its all or nothing

[carmine steppe]

I don't find the weird or cringe aspect

[inner nimbus]

Im trying to get out fwiw

[feral vessel]

i wish you luck

[tender horizon]

My homie from Montenegro tells me about em sometimes

[carmine steppe]

The latest ping was about the dev blog video

[muted jewel]

Wrong? All, it means everyone in here is in thr same boat. It's either all announcements pings or muting them all

[inner nimbus]

though tbh with developments of the itnernet and how cheap life is here

[feral vessel]

i find it funny that the map in papers, please is inspired by the balkan peninsula and a bit of south europe

[inner nimbus]

I mean to live quite well here I just need 500 euros a month

[carmine steppe]

And it's pretty cool

[muted jewel]

I dont care about a dev blog art video lol I just want updates to be pinged 👀

[ocean widget]

not everyone wants to disable em

[muted jewel]

I didn't ask?

[molten matrix]

you could always go to poland

[ocean widget]

and i didnt care

[carmine steppe]

Well being weird or cringe is subjective

[muted jewel]

Everyone has the same restriction i said, I didn't ask how people feel about it lol stop assuming

[ocean widget]

"we just all have"

[muted jewel]

We just all have the same restriction can you not read my comment for some reason?

[ocean widget]

we is everyone unless you're speaking french
given its the wrong way to spell oui, you clearly arent

[feral vessel]

disingenuous once again living up to his namesake

you go girl

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/darkviperau-darkviperentertained-entertained-blue-ball-gif-8725442463997170474

[muted jewel]

You legit dont know how you read my comment or what? We are all having the same ping restriction. All or nothing. Then, unrelated. I dont like the pings. Not related to all. Lol

[ocean widget]

the usage of "we just all have to" means everyone wants to do it
if everyone wanted to do it, everyone would've had done it
but you'd never guess what everyone hasnt done

[muted jewel]

You're role-playing as someone dense lol I figured it out

[tired inlet]

that's called a gimmick

[feral vessel]

thats a gimmick, sonny

[ocean widget]

i could learn to method act by watching you if you'd like

[hazy stone]

Guys there gonna announce Darktide: 6 at the game awards tonight!

[tired inlet]

I think Daniel Day-Lewis would be better

my discord thingie said I post in this channel mroe than others. That's a problem.

[feral vessel]

hell zeah

[fierce cave]

@somber stream hello

[somber stream]

Im playing barbie but male

[fierce cave]

Ik I'm messaging you no?

[feral vessel]

i fucking love wasting coloured printer ink on stupid anime girl stickers

[tired inlet]

You Ken Do It

[ocean widget]

barbus

[jaunty path]

Studio ghibli? More like studio skibidi

[ocean widget]

[feral vessel]

im calling the arbitrators

[tired inlet]

Close: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRTJyM31UfxZ8zluGdYUSLEYBXNbYBxf6Q-5g&s

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/ip-grabber-ip-grabber-thanos-gif-21846609

[jaunty path]

Should I click the IP grabber link

[fast gorge]

clicked it

[feral vessel]

do you think the ministorum uses something like the amazon wage cage for their scribes

[tall grove]

Yes

[tall grove]

wtf is that?

[quick haven]

DO you guys think we'll get a misson set on a ship?

[ocean widget]

we already have one
its called the havoc party finder

[feral vessel]

a joke proposal for a "workspace" that would literally be a cage in which a worker would be locked with basic controls and a piss bucket

[jaunty path]

I think whenever people talk about studio ghibli, they treat it as if jesus touched it

[quick haven]

https://tenor.com/view/haru-urara-punch-gif-1571823498337818671

[tall grove]

Oh
Almost certainly, yes

[feral vessel]

i liked castle in the sky and Nausicaa:valley of the wind

[jaunty path]

Interesting

[fast gorge]

party finder stolen valour

[tired inlet]

Try your best

[feral vessel]

does it take shorter for the party finder to find your assignment rank or for your divorce papers to be filed

[trim gate]

this aint cheddar

[fast gorge]

i genuinely have had more luck applying for jobs than i have had applying for havoc strike teams

[feral vessel]

hey
buddy
im right here

[trim gate]

does that even work 🥀

[lusty estuary]

yeah sorry bud you're denied cuz uhmmmm ... i d k...

[feral vessel]

obligatory sergal cheese joke

[fast gorge]

i eat sergals for brunch

[jaunty path]

OKAY lets not go there.

[lusty estuary]

trying to figure out the trick to getting accepted into a havoc strike team is actually more complicated than the type of shit you gotta do for the average job application

[hazy kestrel]

Havoc was perfect in 1.0 imo.

[fast gorge]

sorry, j*b

[feral vessel]

||vore||

[lusty estuary]

i was doing everything in my power when that shit first came out to let people know that no i'm not trash i can play the game PLEEEEASE let me in

[jaunty path]

No I just think comparing it to the current job market is crazy 💀

[green beacon]

wasn't 1.0 havoc gunner spam central or am I remembering wrong

[fast gorge]

i havent struggled to find work so im ngl i cant relate

[trim gate]

also btw does anyone here have experience with running this game on a VERY low end set up? i need help squeezing out some frames

[feral vessel]

have fun getting downed by firing squad

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah, but better that than boss spam city. Not to mention how bad the new ranking system is compared to 1.0’s.

[green beacon]

"omg this is so fun!!!!!! bubble psyker save me!!!!"

[feral vessel]

unrelated but i managed to get Rogue Trader to (barely) run on a dogshit school pc

[hazy kestrel]

By a single trash scab trooper.

[sharp parrot]

What is your detail

[fast gorge]

some people want to remove deranking from havoc

[blissful kiln]

new mpregs dropped

[feral vessel]

because it would actually make havoc more fun as a gamemode and not just a constant masochism fest

[green beacon]

hi that's me I haven't played in like 6 or 7 months and now my havoc rank is probably at 0 again

[fast gorge]

im pregnant

[lusty estuary]

oooahh i'm so pregnerant

[hazy kestrel]

It doesn’t serve a purpose at all. Just makes things more miserable considering that connection / server bs still counts as a loss.

[feral vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/kang-the-conqueror-kang-variants-many-kangs-multiple-kangs-kangs-cheering-gif-13082239200333412930

[blissful kiln]

check out potato config on nexus

[fast gorge]

we should keep deranking because if you dont play darktide everyday and grind it out you're not even a real fan just a 40k tourist tbh...

[green beacon]

I kinda ended up depending on framegen

[lusty estuary]

liberally this

[hazy kestrel]

I’ve deranked to 20 just by not playing havoc for a number of weeks. I could care less though, got my penances so I’m done.

[trim gate]

i5-10200H and 3050

[feral vessel]

what game should i attempt to download next on my school pc
so far i have blessed it with: Battlefleet Gothic: Armada, Blasphemous 2, Rogue Trader and Hyper Light Drifter

[fast gorge]

Kenshi

[jaunty path]

I saw one darktide youtuber say it makes havoc more fun and more intense.

I don't see it. Especially in the mid 20s. Where its just RANDOM BULLSHIT GO!

[feral vessel]

oh, and full version of stellaris

[trim gate]

lemme see lemme see

[green beacon]

put katamari damacy reroll on it

[lusty estuary]

kenshi could theoretically run on a potato but the ogre engine or whatever they fuck they built for that game is held together by tape

[sharp parrot]

Ok
Can we talk privately then

[hazy kestrel]

Ah, there’s your first mistake, listening to delusional sloptide content “creators”.

[feral vessel]

im pretty sure its going to explode if i try to play kenshi on it

[fast gorge]

and it naturally looks like shit so you cant even tell whats ""good"" graphics or not

[tired inlet]

I think de-ranking is useful as an idler to keep people incentivized to do it -- like each week it's just the highesthavoc you did that previous week

[trim gate]

as long as i dont get robbed, sure

[lusty estuary]

good graphics in kenshi is being able to see far...

[feral vessel]

the pc struggles to BOOT UP stellaris ffs

[fast gorge]

CRAB TOURNAMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jaunty path]

Either give us more chances or remove the demotion system. Itd balance out the playing field massively considering how unbalanced havoc is inherently.

[sharp parrot]

Lol

[tired inlet]

That's draw distance

[lusty estuary]

I KNOW WHAT DRAW DISTANCE IS!

[fast gorge]

guy who never played kenshi talking

[hazy kestrel]

That’s fine, much better than the current system.

[fast gorge]

good graphics in kenshi is LITERALLY being able to see far i dont quite know how to explain this

[jaunty path]

In havoc we should be allowed to choose what modifiers we wanna play

[tired inlet]

yeah, I agree that the "3 strikes" mechanic makes Havoc excessively anxiety-burdened.

[hazy kestrel]

1.0 was great in that your assignment rank / clearance level were the same.

You complete a 40? You can now run a 40 as much as you want.

[fast gorge]

rank up to 40 and then only play havoc once a week failing it on purpose to keep the rank

[hazy kestrel]

None of this rank up by x number based on the difference between your level and the level of the mission bs.

[golden cloak]

I also wish there was more modifiers for normal missions too or maelstrom

[fast gorge]

ok i tire of tau zedong i need a new bit

[lusty estuary]

no pplease.. don't go..

[hazy kestrel]

It’s a funny bit.

[golden cloak]

Give me ‘every ranged unit is replaced with trapper” modifier /s

[hazy kestrel]

Would actually be fun in a painful yet engaging sort of way.

[golden cloak]

It’d be interesting to see how much it’d change your play style or win conditions 100%

[fast gorge]

god i would let trapper net me everytime

[ocean widget]

replace every unit with trappers but the modifier makes the rock node that causes it to recharge instantly when killing trappers

[low hemlock]

all it takes is for 1-2 Rejects to get caught and it’s wraps

[grand terrace]

are there any mods that neatly alert me of trapper/dog/suicide bomer?

[lusty estuary]

uugnnhhh fhhhucukk mmffhghh hahhh

[golden cloak]

I guess things like Pysker dome and arbiter dogs would be very good

[fast gorge]

beast of nurgle. vore me.

[ocean widget]

play ogryn versions of zenyatta and launch infinite rocks

[low hemlock]

@tulip kettle This ogryn right here CRAVES to be a thigh in the nets

[hazy kestrel]

NOOOO! Tau Zedong is no more.

[fast gorge]

keep that freak away from me

[golden cloak]

Joke mode where you can only play Ogryn in trapper only lobby where all you have is infinite supply of rocks no melee or weapons

[lusty estuary]

do you think it hurts to be inside of the beast of nurgle

[low hemlock]

Two late

[fast gorge]

its all over 40k twitter you just have to...survive going on twitter

[hazy kestrel]

Probably a bunch of viruses in those stomach acids.

[fast gorge]

i imagine its like being dropped into a vat of acid

[hazy kestrel]

Nah, I’m good.

[ocean widget]

"does it hurt to be digested"
right, im going to let big boi answer this for reasons known

[little marten]

HELLO FRIENDS

[ocean widget]

oi wanker
u watching TGA

[lusty estuary]

well if we're being digested obviously then the answer is no and actually it feels great

[fast gorge]

"its warm and comfy actually!"

[little marten]

In like 6 hours right?

[ocean widget]

idfk
licht asked

[low hemlock]

[little marten]

I’ll be here 😈 rn I’m fucking mangled mind

[ocean widget]

@somber stream OI WANKER, he said yes

[little marten]

I did respond to him

[ocean widget]

sick

[fast gorge]

gnarly dude

[ocean widget]

im not surprised you have these emojis at this point

[little marten]

FUCKING GNARLY FELLA

[misty hinge]

I'm interested to hear when you fix our hitboxes fatshark

[fast gorge]

never going to happen lmao

[ocean widget]

i could see nintendo actually doing this given their origins

[lusty estuary]

i don't have nearly enough vore related emojis that i can actually send this is upsetting

[little marten]

Can’t wait for the Vermintide trailer at TGA

[fast gorge]

you would be into that wouldnt you

[inner nimbus]

cant wait for them to unveil Sienna with Glock on TGA

[lusty estuary]

well that's unrelated

[little marten]

Sad that the statue is divinity 3 and not a Fromsoft masterpiece Ngl

[thick coyote]

Sienna Firearmnasus

[fast gorge]

doakes reaction gif

[ocean widget]

DOS3?

[ocean widget]

mhmm

[fast gorge]

YOU ARE ALL FREAKS!!!

[jaunty path]

I like this topic.

Most likely yes since you're being broke down by stomach acids

[lusty estuary]

well sure i guess it'd hurt for someone like you.

[fast gorge]

i wish i had a leash

[lusty estuary]

i have insider information that leads me to believe otherwise

[ocean widget]

why am i not surprised at least 3 people have dabbled in this concept

@low hemlock i saw that

[jaunty path]

Though if you're atall familar with it. You know its not always the stomach. I swear to god big boi is gonna get BANNED

Guns with nukes

[low hemlock]

[fast gorge]

big boi is too big to be kicked out the door by the mods

[ocean widget]

yeah
there are certainly other ways i'll say that for sure

[tulip kettle]

Well aren't you special?

[fast gorge]

stay away from me i am not doing scab trapper x netted reject roleplay

[lusty estuary]

why not?

[thick coyote]

That's my secret, captain

[tulip kettle]

You are now

[jaunty path]

I like the current state of the coffin games story

[little marten]

Nah divinity

[jaunty path]

Ashley is getting what she deserves..

[tulip kettle]

Freakster

[tulip kettle]

Incest moment

[ocean widget]

no idea what that is

[little marten]

Hahahahahahahhahahaha

[jaunty path]

ANDREW LITERALLY HIT HER YOU COCK.

[little marten]

Divinity is the world mate - divinity os is a spin off

[ocean widget]

yeah i know dumbass
just a shit game tho ngl

[jaunty path]

PULLS OFF YOUR SKIN
SEWS IT BACK ON
PULLS OFF YOUR SKIN
SEWS IT BACK ON
PULLS OFF YOUR SKIN
SEWS IT BACK ON
PULLS OFF YOUR SKIN
SEWS IT BACK ON
PULLS OFF YOUR SKIN@tulip kettle

[tulip kettle]

Scums

[hazy kestrel]

I never really liked the combat of the Divinity OS games. I’m kinda willing to try again.

[low hemlock]

[little marten]

Wouldn’t know DIDNT play jt

[ocean widget]

then go play it
and suffer

[tulip kettle]

I have lots of vore but no image perms

[little marten]

OS had better combat that BG3 even if it was elemental shit over and over

[ocean widget]

ok so thats 4 people versed in the concept
great

[heady echo]

podal'she ot nas.

[lusty estuary]

vore is mainstream now apparently.

[ocean widget]

i will not list who said 4 people are for it is obvious

[ocean widget]

true
god the armour system sucked tho

[low hemlock]

well tbh, it’s not fully “mainstream”…thankfully

[fast gorge]

there are grubs in my skin

[tulip kettle]

Hush

[little marten]

Fair point you’ve redeemed yourself if only slightly in my eyes

[hazy kestrel]

Are there maggots crawling in your thoughts as well?

[astral basin]

You gonna sew it back on or…?

[fast gorge]

dude i got maggots everywhere

[tired inlet]

Oh hey it's a morning routine of a Drukhari.

[astral basin]

Wanted to make a nightlord joke ngl

[somber stream]

Half-life 3

[little marten]

Guys I’ve been a sad boy and I’ll tell you the secret - NO ONE or NOTHING is gonna fix it. You gotta fix yourself you gotta eat the sadness and only then in hindsight will you realise it.

[hazy kestrel]

Is the Drukhari evening routine making a piece of sentient furniture?

[low hemlock]

DO IT4 THE VINE‼️‼️‼️ 🎙️

[lusty estuary]

i'm maggoting

[ocean widget]

wrong
just wombo combo your depression

[tired inlet]

Drukhari Haemonculi would actually do this; they and V:TM Tzimitze both have fleshcraft

[astral basin]

Someone get the bro a tug boat

[inner nimbus]

hindsight is so powerful, it helped me overcome my latest bout of depression back in October

for those not in the know I broke my arm last year, and well, I do have function in the arm but it most likely will never be at 100%

[little marten]

BASED af - hindsight it the best gift and the worst curse

[astral basin]

Shiesse. Limb recovery. Never good

[ocean widget]

hindsight is 2020
in which case we should've all known covid was coming

[stuck phoenix]

Hi Nurgle is the chat good this time

[little marten]

NEVER 😈

[inner nimbus]

had a taxi going back home, and I realized how good I had it; a well paying job, this whole moderatorship thing, I'd started focusing on Twitch, plus the news that a full recovery is possible

and I realized how good I had it

[ocean widget]

was the lamp 2D

[inner nimbus]

how despite my stress, I'm doing okay

[little marten]

Big leagues my man, big leagues

[tired inlet]

Decommodified myself -- my body is personally operated but publicly owned; so when I ram into someone I am giving them the People's Elbow. When I punch, that's the People's Fist. When I dropkick it's the People's Heel.

[ocean widget]

publicly owned?

[inner nimbus]

but yeah in other news I am also biomechanical

[tired inlet]

we're all about the decommodification of goods and abolishment of private property here.

[inner nimbus]

beep boop

[ocean widget]

im all about stealing peoples organs so get fucked