general-chat

[woven yoke]

[ripe tangle]

you coming into the room is literally exactly like thay community gif again

[woven yoke]

unfortunately it's easier to hate on the Internet so I apologise for my rash typing

[fair bridge]

can you make me a mod for 5 seconds i need to fix a typo

[nocturne bloom]

I can send a picture of some when I get home, im trying to collect a lot of the anime cards thats are foils, extra shiny cards

[gilded socket]

Hate is for chuds while chads learn to love

[woven yoke]

perhaps if I were to continue hating, I should hate in the specific subgroup isntead of the group itself

[ripe tangle]

would you marry a Techpriest?

[misty trench]

this is a 40k server, literacy is immersion breaking

[twin flower]

Yes

[gilded socket]

I think this hate stems from a lack of self love

[nocturne bloom]

I stare at the shower head with a blank expression

[little marten]

Life is so much more serene when you don’t invent anyone or thing to hate 🙏🙏🙏

[fair bridge]

i passed my exams i deserve a slice of power

[vivid sequoia]

Hello

[gilded socket]

Im a techpriest

[woven yoke]

there's still stuff I must hate on but furries I shall be more careful on what to hate and what to tolerate

[tender horizon]

You want some free life advice? Spend your energy on tangible shit that matters. Hating people you don't even know especially en masse is a massive waste of energy.

[nocturne bloom]

[twin flower]

God damn @low hemlock ,wth is that emoji and where can i get it

[misty trench]

congrats! you are hereby granted the power of enjoying your free time

[little marten]

Were folks arguing lol?

[fair bridge]

this is bullshit i'm just playing darktide

[ornate cliff]

2 busy marrying dukane and getting sent to the front lines (she wants the inheritance of my five ration cards)

[woven yoke]

okay no need to make me self depreciate further I'm already tired from the constant barrages of presentations and work I've been having

[fast gorge]

DUKANE IS MY WIFE STEP OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vivid sequoia]

How is everyone

[low hemlock]

❤️‍🔥

[ocean widget]

yeah
tyranid owner accused every furry of fucking animals and knowingly used a line said by racists after

[fair bridge]

what does isotonic even mean

[little marten]

Crikey

[rain rampart]

i will be heretical and say that rannick is one of the only attractive men in this game lol

[ocean widget]

tell her to fix her accent

[woven yoke]

admittedly sometimes works for ragebaiting but I'll take the advice

[gilded socket]

A harsh truth is always more meaningful than a soft lie

[ornate cliff]

We can share her.

[little marten]

Ragebaiting should be illegal

[nocturne bloom]

[woven yoke]

can't tell if you're insulting me or trying to give me advice

[gilded socket]

Let it be revealed to you in time

[fast gorge]

I prefer to watch.

[twin flower]

Its chaos atm , but good all the same

[fast gorge]

i am...the hive scuck.......

[woven yoke]

yep you're insulting me

[little marten]

BASED

I’ll come to you for future chair recommendations

[nocturne bloom]

Gaming chair that reclines 🔥 🔥

[woven yoke]

oh well I probably deserved it anyway so whatevs perhaps I should look more into the pleasant side of furries with better wording and search prompts

[little marten]

Holy guacamole

[low hemlock]

Doin fine 💖 thank you

[gilded socket]

@ripe tangle we should darktide someday

[ocean widget]

just do a william dafoe pose whenever the dude looks at you

[tall grove]

Funnily enough, I hate dukane
Mostly because her accent pisses me off for some reason

[ornate cliff]

Instead of a gamer chair I just have a lazy boy, I have peak chair.

[woven yoke]

one of my classes is in a room full of office chairs that you can recline on

[little marten]

I don’t have a chair I use a standing desk only

[twin flower]

What's a lazy boy

[ocean widget]

augustus gloop

[gilded socket]

A harsh truth hurts, so may it hurt you in anyway it must

[ornate cliff]

It's a really good recliner living room chair

[fast gorge]

easy is the life that when you get cheated on, you can just say: "without me?? 😰 "

[lost flume]

Im pretty sure someone finds any of them appealing even post nurgle wolfer

[fair bridge]

american furniture brand that makes subpar recliners for rich cunts

[nocturne bloom]

My gaming chair used to literally be a living room recliner squeezed between my bed and wall. You had to lift it up and turn it sideways to get it out

[woven yoke]

OK that's enough you're just doubling down for the sake of it now and not trying to teach me a lesson

[rain rampart]

someone will find literally anything attractive, so i cant disagree with that haha

[little marten]

I got the posture of a poxburster

[twin flower]

fat kid from willy wonkah?

[gilded socket]

A troubling revelation, but do you feel it true in your heart?

[ornate cliff]

Lumpy?

[ocean widget]

yeah

[little marten]

In all the right places 😈

[woven yoke]

bold of you to assume I have one (I do jk)

[fast gorge]

carrying that big belly

[shy flame]

Sadly, people that drive 2 miles under the speed limit exist. You can never have a peaceful life...

[lost flume]

Like wolfers growly tired of everything antics def have someone as an audience

[nocturne bloom]

I wouldnt feed into it, youre fine

[little marten]

I don’t drive 😼

[woven yoke]

but boss don't you hate greynames?

[gilded socket]

Let revelations burn away your hate and cauterize it into love

[lost flume]

no you cannot fix him

[ripe tangle]

I just noticed the Mao Zedong Tau pfp and I gotta say, that’s hilarious, I love it.

[fair bridge]

greymane or battle-born

[woven yoke]

I'll keep room for some hate thank you very much

[ornate cliff]

I go as fast as my car can go when I see a school bus

[little marten]

I’m a passenger princess and I WILL fall asleep on a long drive 😈

[rain rampart]

I SAID THE SAME SHIT LMAO.

[gilded socket]

Tie him to a pole and burn his hate

[ocean widget]

mao taudong

[woven yoke]

if only I could send this one video of markiplier on a hospital bed burning and screaming

[fair bridge]

tau zedong is right there man

[fast gorge]

in 999.m41, farsight was asked how it felt to kill people. He said: "i dont know, i've only ever killed ultramarines."

[ocean widget]

i was making a penis joke mallow

[nocturne bloom]

But what if I want to progressively get worse in a cute way with someone

[ornate cliff]

I don't care if I'm a xeno heretic, If I see a tau badie I'm hitting

[fair bridge]

wardens

[woven yoke]

@ocean widget will you forgive me for my shortsightedness into the furry community

[gilded socket]

Cut the hate from him

[ocean widget]

no lmao

[fast gorge]

there is only rage

[woven yoke]

oh okay

[gilded socket]

Bleed hate and drink the water of love

[nocturne bloom]

I hate people I buy warbonds for that unfriend me

[rain rampart]

buy me warbonds and i will never unfriend you

[woven yoke]

oh well I already apologised whether or not it's accepted is of no concern to me because that what momma always says

[ocean widget]

i dont need unending rage when i'll forget in 15 minutes

[fair bridge]

i love Steve1989MREInfo

[nocturne bloom]

Deal

[rain rampart]

though im usually the sugar mama in my relationships and i have all the warbonds already so thats unlucky

[ornate cliff]

🇸 🇴 🇩 🇦

[nocturne bloom]

Make an alt

[fast gorge]

buy me warbonds and i'll become really close friends with you and then block you after 6 months

[gilded socket]

Im gonna be honest i literally don’t remember that

[twin flower]

Water

[gilded socket]

OH WAIT SERVANTS OF FREEDOM

[ornate cliff]

No more water cartel, soda cartel

[rain rampart]

naahh. ill play with you tho, youre free to friend me.

[woven yoke]

is this tinder but with warbonds

[ocean widget]

buy me warbonds and nothing'll happen
i dont play helldivers 2

[gilded socket]

I REMEMBER NOW

[fast gorge]

im an unlovable freak chud with no bitches. im not on tinder.

[woven yoke]

soda is cool but kidney stones and diabetes aren't

[fair bridge]

you're in the right server

[fast gorge]

All quiet on the happening front.

[nocturne bloom]

Eh ive been messing with battlefield 6. I work at a school now so i dont have much time to sink into helldivers

[jaunty path]

Quit your job dumbass

[rain rampart]

i do not own bf6

[gilded socket]

Im a boymoder who hates people, a date is unimaginable for me

[ornate cliff]

Why you make your own ginger soda and use minimal sugar. Make spicy bubble water.

[nocturne bloom]

You cant steal my job

[jaunty path]

YES I CAN MF

[ripe tangle]

am I the only person here actively dating someone irl?

[nocturne bloom]

Worth it so far imo. Recent update broke it a bit tho

[jaunty path]

Lamia has heads ever come out of a toilet you clean

[gilded socket]

When did that happen?

[woven yoke]

I don't like ginger ale so I'll stick to cold water and coffee

[ocean widget]

yeah
you're in a short list

[fast gorge]

i have a date on the 15th.

[jaunty path]

gay

[nocturne bloom]

Highly doubt it

[tender horizon]

I recently stopped fwiw

[rain rampart]

i literally just got out of a relationship, so i should count even though technically im not rn.

[ripe tangle]

It’s been that way since like 2022

[ornate cliff]

I change your coffee to hot chocolate

[ripe tangle]

I’m counting you sure c:

[gilded socket]

Ive a date with a 12 gauge one day but not today

[rain rampart]

thanks girl

[fast gorge]

breakups in the big 25, here we just ghost our partners until the relationship becomes dry asf

[fair bridge]

basically married

[rain rampart]

yoooo youre in SbN server?? do u wanna see my cool vampire ocs.

[hushed cipher]

Love it

[nocturne bloom]

Ive had 2 friends get married this year, including my ex

[ripe tangle]

Sure ^^

[woven yoke]

what kind of 12 gauge if Im allowed to ask?

[ocean widget]

obliterate your ex
problem solved

[twin flower]

Would it still be dating if you've been together since

[rain rampart]

i was showing my tabletop army to ppl earlier but sharing my kindred will be peak

[gilded socket]

A side by side

[ripe tangle]

Not married nor engaged

[fast gorge]

SIGMA DATING ADVICE

IGNORE BOUNDARIES

DONT LET THEM GO OUT WITH FRIENDS

GET JEALOUS WHENEVER THEY TALK TO SOMEONE ELSE

[little marten]

ALWAYS THE BRIDESMAID NEVER THE BRIDE

[nocturne bloom]

They obliterated themselves

[ocean widget]

damn
you're too slow

[ornate cliff]

Control clothing items

[twin flower]

But in a relationship?

[royal badge]

What's the dump stat for heavy sword

[ripe tangle]

Yeah

[ocean widget]

mobility or defense
whichever one it has

[fair bridge]

def

[woven yoke]

soooo a double lead ball shell?

[little marten]

Shit my phone screen that has been cracked to shut for over a year has started warping at the top.. it’s over for me guys

[royal badge]

Damn

[ocean widget]

get it fixed dipshit

[fast gorge]

my skull did that once

[little marten]

DONT MAKE ME PAY BOSSMAN £40

[ripe tangle]

A what?!

[ocean widget]

is it your screen protector or your phone screen?

[royal badge]

What about for power sword

[ocean widget]

same as heavy sword

[woven yoke]

my toes did too and to this day they're warped and curved

[fast gorge]

bossman at Cheap Phone - Laptop - Ipad repair shop gonna air the whole bank account app for that fix

[little marten]

I just assumed if it stayed cracked long enough it would heal itself

I don’t have a phone protector do I look like a pussy?!?!

Don’t answer

Also sorry for that vulgar word

[gilded socket]

I cant imagine engaging or marrying or dating anymore

[ocean widget]

nurgle im going to slap the shit outta you for being an incompetent bastard

[rain rampart]

i can, hmu fellow hotties.

[twin flower]

How would a phone screen heal itself tho

[fast gorge]

im gonna be married within 6 months

[little marten]

Many have tried 😈

[ocean widget]

none of them were in the uk
i am

[fast gorge]

and im gonna have like four wives

[little marten]

Like when you get a cold and your body fixes itself

[woven yoke]

a shotgun shell with 2 big balls () inside of it instead of a bunch of smaller pellets

[twin flower]

But its a phone

[little marten]

If you tried to slap me I’d do a 360 and walk away

[ocean widget]

that just means i slap you again like a car wash

[little marten]

Yeah but they have AI and shit

[drowsy prawn]

Are the balls chained together 😏

[woven yoke]

I just got a cold earlier and now I feel a bit better after some room temperature 7-11 latte

[nocturne bloom]

Monitors as an example usually have a pixel cleaning option that removes "burnt" images

[little marten]

I don’t drive 😈

[fast gorge]

CHAIN SHOT

AVAST YEE BLAGGARDS!!!! LAND AHOY

[twin flower]

Regenerating phones, that'll be the day

[ocean widget]

dont need a car to go into a car wash

[woven yoke]

no but they hurt all the same

[little marten]

Thoughts and prayers for a speedy recovery

[gilded socket]

There will be a day where i look back on me now and laugh at my self hatred

[woven yoke]

many thanks boss

[little marten]

Bro u will smith from a Sharks Tale 💀

[gilded socket]

If that day ever comes

[low hemlock]

BIG BALLS

[ocean widget]

no i just throw people into active car washes for fun

[little marten]

Not me tho I’d dodge

[hollow karma]

Speaking of pirates, a pirate with a steering wheel in his pants walks into a bar, the bartender asks “is that a steering wheel in ur pants?” The pirate says “yaarrrr it be drivin me nuts”

[glass torrent]

Shoutout to anyone who plays the hive scum. Free revive penance completions

[woven yoke]

they'll tear through you like wrecking balls through plywood

[ocean widget]

no big boi

[fast gorge]

i love big balls

[little marten]

You rang 😼

[woven yoke]

see we're not useless

[gilded socket]

I hope there is a tomorrow

[little marten]

Sadly there always is

[twin flower]

Always is

[fast gorge]

chat i need to learn how to ice skate within like four days or im gonna lose aura infront of the fine shyt

[little marten]

Speaking of tomorrow it’s a school night later nerds

[gilded socket]

For many yes and for some never

[fast gorge]

am i cooked

[little marten]

For all, it’s just not a tomorrow we are ready to comprehend yet

[twin flower]

have them teach you instead

[hollow karma]

It’s literally like walking, on very thin blades on a slippery surface

[gilded socket]

Not all live to see tomorrow

[ocean widget]

lean like michael jackson

[little marten]

You don’t gotta be alive

[gilded socket]

Perhaps

[fast gorge]

im going to castaway-tooth-removal myself if i do that

[ocean widget]

you'll be fine
just control your body

[hazy kestrel]

Funnily enough I saw that movie yesterday.

[fast gorge]

i;ll be in competitions next year trust

gonna see dogryn doing some ballerina ass moves on the ice

[woven yoke]

take me with you I don't wanna do presentations

[nocturne bloom]

I will be real its kinda torture working for the school i attended

[jaunty path]

Servitor

[woven yoke]

3 presentations in a day with a cold and a sore throat is what I have to deal with today

[hazy kestrel]

It could be worse

[woven yoke]

maybe I was delirious earlier when I wrote furry hate hmmm

[gilded socket]

Ive started to give up on a future with another

[woven yoke]

yeah true but I would love for it to be better

[ocean widget]

ok so fun fact everyone
dont squeeze glass christmas tree ornaments filled with water

[fair bridge]

aren't you like super young

[gilded socket]

I pull my edgy shit from shitposts i see on instagram comments brah

[woven yoke]

why did you squeeze a glass christmas tree ornament filled with water

[fair bridge]

🆗

[ocean widget]

i dont know

[hazy kestrel]

We make do with the circumstances we are given pal. You got this.

[gilded socket]

Do not the ornament

[nocturne bloom]

My high-school routine, since it was 2 different campuses, involved going to gym first period, taking a shower after, walking outside in the freezing cold, waiting in the bus, doing a presentation, and then going back outside constantly to get to classes. Needless to say I was sick a lot

[woven yoke]

was it a moment of brain lag that lead to you thinking it was a good idea? ngl I feel you on that sense

[nocturne bloom]

Also my mascot was the centaur

[hazy kestrel]

You’ll be fine, probably.

[quick hull]

hi friends.

Are darktide modloader and darktide mod framework still nonfunctional? Seeing complaints as recently as dec 8 on nexusmods

[woven yoke]

all this cortisol is gonna kill us both sooner or later

[nocturne bloom]

Update them

[quick hull]

so the updates are gtg then?

[nocturne bloom]

Eh that was 3 years ago now. Now I sit in the breakroom

[ocean widget]

yup

[woven yoke]

can we switch health for like a 10 hours pls

[nocturne bloom]

Nah you dont want mine trust me

[woven yoke]

can't be worse than having asthma

[nocturne bloom]

I get bloody noses basically daily and my pancreas doesn't work

[woven yoke]

at least you can breathe

[hazy kestrel]

As an asthma sufferer, with OCD and STSD, I say count your blessings pal.

[nocturne bloom]

Nose part is my bad, messed it up and havent went to the doctor

[nocturne bloom]

At least you can eat freely

[woven yoke]

I also have chronic eczema and probably adhd too

[woven yoke]

not really I'm allergic to crustaceans aka I can't enjoy shrimp, crab, the likes

[nocturne bloom]

You dont know how well you have it until your blood sugar is unreadable

[hazy kestrel]

At least you don’t have ocd and secondary traumatic stress disorder. They’re bastards for sure.

[woven yoke]

my dad is diabetic and I really hope I don't get it

[misty trench]

what in the dysfunction olympics

[hazy kestrel]

Hello Aquila

[woven yoke]

quiet it's the sick kids corner go away

[nocturne bloom]

I mean the older you get the less likely you'll get T1, T2 is fully health related

[hollow karma]

Imagine your own body folding on u

[misty trench]

I have PTSD and ADHD, can I sit with you guys?

[woven yoke]

what about physical health? you need that too to be in this corner

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t have to imagine, it’s actively falling apart in a number of ways.

[misty trench]

oh and I'm colourblind (this doesn't matter much tho)

just don't ask me to cut the red wire

[woven yoke]

my lungs are already way ahead of ya

[hazy kestrel]

Nah. He’s cool. Mental health issues are just as debilitating, based on experience.

[nocturne bloom]

I also got dumped once because I was diabetic

[hollow karma]

Brother this a warhammer discord, everyone’s got something wrong with em

[woven yoke]

alright then I'll open the pillow fort for him

[woven yoke]

at least you managed to pull one

sick and single oh how profane this existence of mine is but at least I have an incomparable mind (mum says I'm a smart boy)

[gilded socket]

I have autism

[rain rampart]

ptsd gamers rise up. im otherwise neurotypical tho.

[hollow karma]

My old boss discovered he was diabetic in the middle of a shift, one day he just fucking collapsed onto a table and had to taken out on a stretcher. Scary shit

Like middle of a dinner rush

[nocturne bloom]

I dont really see it that way. It gave me a lot of confidence issues and I had a hard time talking about my medical issues for a while

[marsh iris]

fellow deuteranopia?

[woven yoke]

I need no woman for comfort except my mum and the plethora of anime ladies I like and my pet Tyranid named Yam

[hazy kestrel]

Unrelated: I took my doggo to go see Christmas lights at a tree sanctuary today. He and I feel pretty happy for once.

[somber stream]

There will be someone, some day for you. It's more likely than not

[nocturne bloom]

Only woman I need is the sexy bottle of jack daniels

[woven yoke]

definitely not anytime soon but I'm no rush and I quite love my silent solitary life

[misty trench]

god I always forget which is which, I struggle with blues and pinks, as well as greens and yellows

[somber stream]

I too enjoy the company of mine own (and cats). Definitely don't rush

[misty trench]

like turquoise type colours are straight up greyscale to me

[hushed cipher]

Cats are the greates company<3

[tender horizon]

I find relationships suffocating, personally. Think that's more a me problem. Or maybe trauma cycles. Idk I'll have a mid life crisis about it in a decade.

[marsh iris]

ah just red-green for me, kinda sucks but its not so debilitating

[nocturne bloom]

Its better to not look for one when people exhaust you. Ive stayed away from relationships for years because I know I cant be there all the time for others

[hushed cipher]

It be like that. My experience with them this past year have been horrible, I'd much rather my own company than worrying about that stuff whatever comes it'll happen naturally

[somber stream]

Embrace once you're ready

[nocturne bloom]

More like when you know youre ready

[somber stream]

That's, what i said

[gilded socket]

Trvthnvke

[marsh iris]

sup licht

[hushed cipher]

Lets hope the other person is too smh

[nocturne bloom]

Meant for the people that think with 2 brains boss

[somber stream]

Sup Garut, i slept way too early and now it's 3AM

[misty trench]

yea so long as we aren't becoming pilots or bomb techs it's nbd

[tender horizon]

tbh there's a bit of me that is simply inherently a bit selfish and drastically prefers some(read a lot) of alone time

[hushed cipher]

Weren't you active like a few hours ago? lol

[somber stream]

I hydrate myself and someone pinged

[marsh iris]

i wanted to get a maritime diploma or electrical engineering but got barred because of this

strangely enough they let me get driving license

[somber stream]

Colourblind??

[tawny hearth]

mostly because we don't change the order of the lights very often lol

[marsh iris]

yeah red and green lights are still discernible

[misty trench]

also lots of people get licenses when they're incapable of shifting gears let alone any actual driving

[hot musk]

yeah was about to say a lot of people get a license and can't drive to begin with

[tawny hearth]

my brother is colorblind and apparently my grandpa was fully colorblind not partially

[misty trench]

they saw we know how to signal and that's good enough

[gloomy tartan]

Driving is a pvp server

[hot musk]

you could spend 300 hours at the nearest roundabout and still be in the roundabout some of the drivers out there be like this I swear

[somber stream]

Severe medical issue is a trademark in this server huh

[marsh iris]

bunch of rejects

[gilded socket]

Woof

[rain idol]

Rite of passage LOL

[somber stream]

I'm normal, for the most part

Literally Human male 01

[marsh iris]

GTA NPC

[tawny hearth]

lol when i was little they renewed my great grandmas license against the families wishes and she crashed the car less then a week later , she lost her license after that tho so silver linings

[hushed cipher]

Roundabouts are my worst nightmare. People still dont know how they work

[gloomy tartan]

I’m surrounding your house with roundabouts as we speak im your city mayor

[misty trench]

I have a mate that managed to crash a parked car

[hushed cipher]

No please anything but that 💔

[tawny hearth]

lol how?

[misty trench]

he accelerated instead of reversing, went right over the curb and into a ditch

[ocean widget]

so not a parked car

[marsh iris]

"you cant park there mate"

[misty trench]

well it was parked, then it wasn't, then it was parked again very quickly

[ocean widget]

0/10
ban aquila for lying

[ocean widget]

cars in motion are not parked
its why officers rush over to give people tickets during a crash

[rocky radish]

I once drove a tractor through a wall when I was 16. In my defence, I didn't want to drive, had no license and no training

[hushed cipher]

I swear i've nearly done this at least 3 times when i was learning to drive. Nearly drove into fuckin brick walls, scared the shit out of my instructor

[tawny hearth]

the 90 year old driver special

[hushed cipher]

Good thing i got fast reflexes to break quickly 😭

[misty trench]

everything is always in motion, we don't live in absolute zero

[marsh iris]

gamer reflex one might say

[gilded socket]

Awoooo

[somber stream]

Havoc ready

[ocean widget]

you're not gonna believe farenheit and bloons tower defense

[hushed cipher]

😎 indeed

[tawny hearth]

the only ticket i ever got from driving the police laughed at me because when they asked how fast i thought i was going when the impact happened i said "about 2 maybe 3 mph"

[marsh iris]

wish i could join

[hushed cipher]

Havoc

[jaunty path]

You shouldn't answer how fast you were going, just say idk

[somber stream]

What? No i meant to reflex thing, not playing now lol

[misty trench]

look all I'm saying is, if the officer caught me then he was speeding too

[rocky radish]

I got a ticket while I was asleep.

My mate got tired while driving so we pulled over and had a nap. He woke up first and started driving. I got the ticket for not having my seatbelt on

[hushed cipher]

I may have fast reflexes for a laggy aussie but havoc seems near impossible to me

[marsh iris]

give him a ticket

[somber stream]

You performed well enough yesterday, think you'll make it to at least H30

[tawny hearth]

lol i was actually taking the ticket for someone else, the dude who hit me wasn't in a good place for a ticket so before the cops could bother him i told them it was my fault (it wasn't that light killed 7 people that year then they removed it because it was such a dangerous turn) so he didn't have to deal with them

[hushed cipher]

I will try my best boss

[marsh iris]

that daemonhost hiding underneath the shrine in carnival is devious

[ocean widget]

saint messelina sends her regards

[hushed cipher]

NOOO get it away

[sweet trail]

me when I ask scottish odysseus the gender of his friend:

[hushed cipher]

I used to have a mod that highlighted it, SO USEFUL, but now im too lazy to reinstall it

[tawny hearth]

every once in a while my DH just doesn't render, like i won't see the smoke or the model until it stands up lol

[somber stream]

Also it's not that the burster's explosion radius got bigger, rather it's the player's "Explosion hitbox" got 2 times larger. A side effect of an optimization of server side explosion handling

[tawny hearth]

if someone pings it then it all pops in tho, so i think its a shader issue on my end

[marsh iris]

we got fat chat 😔

[hushed cipher]

Dude yeah, those poxbursters kept fuucking me up, no matter how far i backed up i was never fast enough

[ocean widget]

theres a seperate fucking explosion hitbox?

[somber stream]

1 metre in radius btw

[tawny hearth]

the only time i've noticed this is getting stuck on terrain more and getting clipped by overheads that used to be a miss

[drowsy prawn]

what, did someone say fat

[somber stream]

Yeah, previously it was about 0.4m in radius

[ocean widget]

so instead of using the hitbox
FS made a different one

[tawny hearth]

this makes sense tbh, because of perspective and how the player would "feel" they were in it or not compared to other styles of hits

[marsh iris]

warband eatin' gud

[gilded socket]

@sleek harness fat

[tawny hearth]

like you are right it is more convoluted and the less clean option but it would be done for feel reasons for matching visuals and expectations... if i had to guess... i could be wrong and they could just be doing things

[thorn nacelle]

fucking hell i hate people who pick up those blasted corruption books

[ocean widget]

FS as usual i spose

[somber stream]

"In patch 1.10.0, we introduced a change to how explosions work that was meant to improve performance around said explosions. A side effect of this was that players are being ‘hit’ by explosions from farther than before, which was unintended. We’re aiming to fix this issue in the next hotfix."

[ocean widget]

blame the penance not the player

[sleek harness]

I am thin

[tawny hearth]

it could also be people who don't know they can reroll weeklies away from picking up books

[hushed cipher]

[thorn nacelle]

thing was those they wasn't a fucking zealot

[ocean widget]

the penance isnt zealot only

[hushed cipher]

Revolting creature

[ocean widget]

"pick up 16 books or-"
reroll

[thorn nacelle]

its across all classes i know

[tawny hearth]

every time i walk up to the desk

[thorn nacelle]

there a personal rule of mine you pick up those corruption books or if you're a smite psyker i aint reviving you

[wanton spindle]

Finna get so high with the sharks tmrw gng

[tawny hearth]

honestly i'm so oblivious to my health bar that i'll look at it and go "man when did i let so many poxies hit me?" and only realize that its a book after i use a med station

[languid hazel]

I’m gonna frow up! >:3

[languid hazel]

pukes on the floor as promised

[hushed cipher]

If i see this mfer one more time, why i oughttaaa

[marsh iris]

its just happy to see you

[somber stream]

Bustin

[hushed cipher]

I never want to see that creatur again

[sweet trail]

why are you even able to walk off cliffs in this game

[hushed cipher]

scummin

[somber stream]

I booked a whole morning off for TGA, just so i can get disappointed that HL3 won't be there

[hushed cipher]

Sadge

[languid hazel]

Watch them announce HL4 instead

[somber stream]

2AM watch party with the homies

[tawny hearth]

as president of the "walking off ledges mid fight" club i would be sad if they didn't allow for it, we'd miss our weekly meetings

[languid hazel]

Hive citizens below where the missions are wondering all these weirdos keep falling right on top of their shitty shacks

[ocean widget]

hive citizens watching as they have to repair their roof again after the 50th ogryn falls through

[languid hazel]

Yup lol

[ocean widget]

living in a shithole that the inquisition makes even worse

[sweet trail]

I assume you meet at the bottom of the hive?

[marsh iris]

hive citizens probably grateful for the free food from above

[rugged forum]

This might be a silly question, but does the Denfences stat on your melee weapon have some influence on sprint cost while welding your ranged weapon?

[languid hazel]

Negative

[ocean widget]

nope
thats mobility
only applies on ranged btw

[rugged forum]

O ok ty

[hushed cipher]

I love your profile!! Kitty

[royal badge]

Why the fuck is nobody joining my missions

[tall grove]

Only two more rolling steel runs until I’m free

[acoustic pebble]

Scum: "SHAMK!"
Heretic: "Bit rewd to put that knoife in me chest, innit bruv?"
Arbitrator: "Oioioi ya wankah, wots all this then? You get a loicense fer getting stabbed?"
Scum: "I got me stabbin loicense roight 'ere, From the Emperor"
Arbitrator: "Well loicense is a loicense, sorry mate, can't interfeah"
Heretic: "Bloody 'ell"
Scum: "Bit sad, innit"

[tall grove]

Can’t believe they made @ocean widget canon

[languid hazel]

You stink:3

[ocean widget]

thanks i fucking hate this

[royal badge]

No genuinely is quickplay fucking broken or something?

If nobody queues in the pre-game lobby it's just bots for the entire mission

[languid hazel]

But in all seriousness, what matchmaking region are you on?

[royal badge]

How the fuck should I know?

[acoustic pebble]

And to think Grendyl refuses to requisition Skitarii

[languid hazel]

Go to the mission terminal and check

[tall grove]

By checking lol

[acoustic pebble]

Too bad
SHAMKs you

[tall grove]

And yet lets one of his kind on the ship

[acoustic pebble]

You calling Grendyl a fahking Eldari mate?

[languid hazel]

Hive scum should have gotten exaggerated australian, german, and birmingham accents :3

[hushed cipher]

Bogan

[royal badge]

It doesn't say

[languid hazel]

There should be option to change it

[acoustic pebble]

I'll put a fahkin broken scissor up yer gob I fahkin swear m8

[marsh iris]

grendyl is the smoitest greenskin aloive

[royal badge]

Why would I change it?

[languid hazel]

To check what it is?

[royal badge]

I see it now but why would I change it

[acoustic pebble]

What's your region?

[royal badge]

America east

[hushed cipher]

Some regions would be more active than others ig

[royal badge]

It's not a time thing it's fucking 10 PM right now

[languid hazel]

Then it’s because your nat type stinks or your character stinks. Got nothing else past that. Sorry brev

[acoustic pebble]

All your people prolly asleep me thinks

[royal badge]

No lmao

[summer canyon]

ever since the sale, theres alot of people play for the SEA region

[languid hazel]

Check you nat type

[summer canyon]

never though theres 40k fan in SEA

[ocean widget]

10PM on a wednesday night
"surely most players arent asleep"

[marsh iris]

dead game

[hazy kestrel]

@tall grove you still leveling up your Ogryn, pal?

[hushed cipher]

It's all the aussies >:).

[silent pond]

can someone help me get quick work penance?

[royal badge]

Nobody besides toddlers and the elderly are asleep at 10PM

[ocean widget]

does the word job trigger you perchance

[somber stream]

I go to sleep at 10PM

[royal badge]

Do you work at 10 PM?

[hushed cipher]

People who work go to bed round that time or people who just want a decent sleep schedule

[summer canyon]

also, really wish they add a server browser

[finite niche]

Rip, my country ISP's blocked darkide backend i think

[ocean widget]

do you not sleep at 10pm?

[summer canyon]

cause this match making/party finder is shit

[somber stream]

I know actual human adults who work at 9 but go to sleep at 2AM

[summer canyon]

change your dns

[royal badge]

Don't think the party finder even works properly

[hushed cipher]

Holy moly. I go to be around that time as of these last few nights but I am currently unemployed

[somber stream]

Long as you get 6-8 every night

[hushed cipher]

I always get 6!

[finite niche]

Eh ... i am not sure how to do that, also what do i change it to?

[marsh iris]

6-7

[summer canyon]

where do i find a mealstrom mission

[royal badge]

Nobody I know goes to bed at 10PM and they all have jobs lmao

[tall grove]

Nah
An eldar would be smart enough to never allow one of them on board

[twin flower]

I get 8 depending on what I did for the day

[somber stream]

I sleep at 10 and wake up at 4, can't sleep more than 6 most of the time

[finite niche]

Like i used to be able to use vpn to get in, and then turning it off but now even the mission terminal is giving me plugin error

[summer canyon]

search it up on google, there are people who explain better then i can here with slowmode is enable

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/67-67-kid-edit-analog-horror-phonk-gif-3349401281762803381

[hushed cipher]

[twin flower]

Youre liking that too much

[summer canyon]

inquisition, this person right here

[tall grove]

Ts tuff twin fym?

[twin flower]

I already have a twin

[tall grove]

Erm
Nah

[hushed cipher]

Waking up at 4 is horrible, i could never

[nocturne bloom]

I work until 11pm

[somber stream]

You ever randomly wake up at 2AM and think "Man a bowl of garlic ramen would be divine right about now" and make one?

[tall grove]

Please censor w*rk 😢

[twin flower]

Nope

[somber stream]

Usually it's 5 for me, but since i'm working remote for Asians, 4 it is

[nocturne bloom]

I wake up at 4am and use my deep fryer while everyone sleeps

[ocean widget]

we're not pregnant so no licht

[acoustic pebble]

Who knows, if they expand the Aeldari craft in the future we may get Eldar rangers joining the warband

[tall grove]

*divine

[languid hazel]

Can someone seriously explain the 67 meme to me? Why is it a thing?

[nocturne bloom]

Sports

[hushed cipher]

I have no idea

[ocean widget]

theres literally no meaning

[tall grove]

I’d rather have knife ears than Englishmen

[twin flower]

Give him the dictionary too @ocean widget

[languid hazel]

So then… why?

[twin flower]

Kids?

[nocturne bloom]

It started over someone with the number 67 on a sports team

[ocean widget]

fuck if i know
children are dumb

[ocean widget]

apparently

[acoustic pebble]

I just want to see the interactions between the Eldar and the warband

[tall grove]

Same it’d be peak

[twin flower]

Nice to see the next generous is just as scuffed but in a difference sense

[hushed cipher]

Disgusting. I wake up at 7-8

[somber stream]

Mortal.

[nocturne bloom]

How do you know youre awake right now

[acoustic pebble]

The question remains tho: WHY would the Eldar of all people hop in?

[hushed cipher]

[languid hazel]

Because shits n giggles

[twin flower]

Something else on Atoma maybe

[acoustic pebble]

Nah, they're too depressing for that

[tall grove]

Farseer saw some bullshit or whatever

[somber stream]

Machinations beyond our understanding in the guise of mutual benefits, not the first time this happened

[misty sequoia]

I just spent like 3 hours on havoc taking straight Ls

[twin flower]

Get back in there til you end it on a W

[acoustic pebble]

This and probably the Farseer thing could be possible honestly

[thorn nacelle]

honestly i feel like that the auric storm survivor should be renamed to the carried storm survivor

[twin flower]

Me when I still dont have any Auric Titles

[acoustic pebble]

Or that Grendyl is a radical and made a deal with the Eldar at some point.
Or Brahms owes them money or some shit

[hushed cipher]

Same. Our time will come

[dusty cloud]

There is a Darktide SEA server

[misty sequoia]

Need a break was about to win one on the tree level but the twins spawned as we were running to extraction

[somber stream]

Mortis trials echo suggest the Aeldar deliberately let us know they're around without blowing us to bits, on several occassions, hinting they're trying to reach out to us instead. Either it's Asuryani or Corsair, much likely the latter

[ocean widget]

they're not fighting?
ah that makes this easy

[somber stream]

Hadron also note we stand no chance against their ship lol

[summer canyon]

so, how do i get more aquilas

[tall grove]

YES! YES I’M FREE!

[ocean widget]

buying them

[acoustic pebble]

Question still remains as "why". With Eldar, who honestly fucking knows?

[languid hazel]

Do you have a credit card?

[tall grove]

You buy them

[ocean widget]

thats what hadron thinks, not what i think

[summer canyon]

[tall grove]

A myriad of possibilities
Again, farseers are an easy handwave

[summer canyon]

am not spending a month worth of groceries for ingame cosmetic

[ocean widget]

they may be knife ears but i am knife hands and therefore superior

[ocean widget]

well then you're shit outta luck

[twin flower]

How'd you get that name for your hands

[thorn nacelle]

trust me buddy its not all its cracked up to be personally i find auric maelstrom a joke

[ocean widget]

holding multiple knives at once

[acoustic pebble]

First, grab credit/debit card.
Second, list the sixteen didgets, name, security code, and zip code of said card

[languid hazel]

They’re not that expensive

[tall grove]

Britains strongest ape

[summer canyon]

i live in SEA, yes it is

[thorn nacelle]

not even gonna bother getting the penance done for that either

[surreal ermine]

why are ASS users like this 😭 had bro crash tf out after we lost a mission because he refused to un-dog someone

[languid hazel]

Ah fair

[acoustic pebble]

Ngl, I just wanna shoot Dukane in the face

[tall grove]

Same
I fucking hate her accent it pisses me off

[acoustic pebble]

Or stab her 50 times

[summer canyon]

so i guess i gotta wait for these event or empties my bank account huh

[ocean widget]

"HERES BARRY"

[tawny hearth]

i think this is only the second time they've given them out in an event but because they've done it twice they'll probably do it more, but the events aren't all the time

[marsh iris]

i'd stab her 50 times but not with a knife if she let me

[acoustic pebble]

Her high and mighty "Muh GlOriOuS 53rd" can SUCK IT!!

HIVE SCUM FOREVER!!

[summer canyon]

oh god

[tawny hearth]

the first time they did it was this year

[ocean widget]

yup
2nd time so you're fucked

[summer canyon]

alright i guess il use that drip mod i seen on youtube

[twin flower]

Heard it makes it easier to get into Havoc parties tho, only reason I kinda want one

[tawny hearth]

people who judge off of title are crazy tbh

[acoustic pebble]

My guess: Zola will get 'caught' by Dukane and Dukane will want to execute Zola. But before she could do so, Rannick comes in saying "Alright, that AIN'T happening" and hopefully we get mortis echoes showing Dukane getting her shit mixed by Rannick

[summer canyon]

what happen to the commisary woman

[grim narwhal]

Trapper my beloved

[summer canyon]

why is she a servator now

[languid hazel]

Who?

[twin flower]

Well, real. But I just heard it from other people

[acoustic pebble]

Who?

[tall grove]

She was the traitor
Weren’t you watching the cutscene?

[summer canyon]

oh, i didnt notice

[twin flower]

The one Rannic shot

[tawny hearth]

she's the one who goes to run but get shot

[acoustic pebble]

Never met her
Sips drink

[twin flower]

She's the vendor from that Commisar shot thingy

[acoustic pebble]

NEVER. MET HER.

[modern aspen]

Holdover from the old plot that was about a traitor onboard the morning star (which some people suspect to be you), it was her and at level 30 you get a cutscene where you get comended and she gets shot and turned into a servitor

[twin flower]

She was actually human just before the cutscene and became the servitor afterwards

[summer canyon]

weird that they use the lady you buy drip from to be the plotpoint

[somber stream]

That would be Hallowette

[twin flower]

Terrible drip wish they add more shit you can buy dockets with

[thorn nacelle]

you guys talking about the traitorious wench

[vague cloud]

Hi gang

[summer canyon]

she sell overprice helmet so i guess it deserved

[vague cloud]

When is the next rotation of commodore vestures?

[somber stream]

Next week

[tawny hearth]

kind of, eventually that currency is something you just have too much off lol

[ocean widget]

its cus shes got literally no dialogue so she can be easily swapped

[vague cloud]

Is there a way of knowing some of the items that'll be in the rotation beforehand?

[ocean widget]

nope

[summer canyon]

not realy a fan of they turning her into a servator, she arent no weapon vender

[nocturne bloom]

My dad has told me 5 times today and counting that he made Spanish rice

He have an addiction or something

[summer canyon]

eventually? am dirt broke

[tawny hearth]

yeah theres not that much to spend it on so you end up with millions when you start playing auric

[woven garden]

Brunt's Scamory brought me down to 100k

[jaunty path]

y tho

[summer canyon]

i spend most of my money on empowering my chainsword

[summer canyon]

her voicelind sound flat as hell, the weapon exchange servator just sound better

[tawny hearth]

early on resources are scarce but once you play for a while in the harder difficulties you end up with a bunch of things

[jaunty path]

It's over.

[tall grove]

They should sound flat, she’s a lobotomized husk

[summer canyon]

i mean, comparing her to the weapon exchange dude, not really a excuse

[tall grove]

As a matter of fact, I think she sounds like a better servitor than the other guy

[tawny hearth]

i would agree

[tall grove]

I just think that servitor doesn’t have a fitting voice

[gilded socket]

How thin

[languid hazel]

Servitors are supposed to have a monotone voice

[sleek harness]

Does it matter?

[gilded socket]

No im just annoying you

[tawny hearth]

if any at all

[languid hazel]

Rare is the servitor with a voice with emotion

[vague cloud]

There's a cool mod that allows you to have servitor following you around, I think you can even add AI voice to it and it has a flashlight that you can edit colors, for dark missions.

[sleek harness]

I am not annoyed, I am sleep deprived

[summer canyon]

ahem, the medi station

[tawny hearth]

i assume the weapon one is one of the old rogue traders whimsy additions

[sleek harness]

Hack, ban him

[woven garden]

"Can you take me with you? Please. I am so lonely...

[languid hazel]

Wot?

[summer canyon]

also, why is a helmet soo damn hard to get in this game

[gilded socket]

I never get sleep

[summer canyon]

its ether spend the cash or hit some a nutty grenade

[tawny hearth]

40k runs of the rule of cool where the armor is big and awesome and the helmets are made to hide faces or be taken off

[sleek harness]

Using a servitor as a not admech is a ilegal, which means he hacked it to be able to use it

[vague cloud]

the only hard one is the havoc one, cause you need friends lol

[tall grove]

It was bugged for me so that each havoc completed counted despite them being my missions

[languid hazel]

What the Adeptus Mechanicus doesn’t know won’t hurt it. Plus the bastards let technology stagnate because inventing stuff goes against the Omnissiah

[summer canyon]

also, why did they just forget the whole zola plotline

[tawny hearth]

its still ongoing

[ocean widget]

which zola plotline

[tawny hearth]

theres a few plotlines that are kind of flapping in the wind atm while we wait for new chapters and stuff

[summer canyon]

the mission on eliminating the twin

[astral basin]

Its in the treaty
New stuff = potential for another DAT

[ocean widget]

yeah thats still ongoing

FS just has the mission output of a dead sloth

[summer canyon]

valve time ass mission output

[tawny hearth]

we'd be further along but they had to fix some other things first... or rather redesign them, that took time, now its speeding up

like i'm pretty sure we're getting new maps alot faster now, and some of those maps are alot more complicated than older stuff

the newest one is pretty great tbh

[summer canyon]

also, why soo many review said there no offline bot mode, i been in several match with bots, or is it another case of online only

[tawny hearth]

they mean you cant force it to bots only or play offline, which makes sense because the lobbies are run on the servers. without mods you can't make a lobby and force it to be just you without doing extra stuff.

[crisp pagoda]

i think it means you can’t do a private match with only bots

[tawny hearth]

like when you join a lobby and its just bots you're still in a public lobby

[summer canyon]

oh, its another case of online only

[gilded socket]

We used to be cool

[tawny hearth]

its a multiplayer only game so yes

[summer canyon]

i asume they can swich the game over to clien host server if they decided to shut the server right

[crisp pagoda]

i like it, getting with randoms and telling them my beloved says they’re not real

[tawny hearth]

probably, but would probably run like shit if done anytime soon, but they tend to support all their games for as long as there is players so its not something i really worry about having played their games for like over 10 years now

like i assume the ai director might do weird things if its currently server side and not client side (which i think thats the case currently) because it would mean the client side would need to be running the director

and we have seen how that affects vt2 (they smoothed that out mostly tho... mostly)

[fast gorge]

bro listened to ra

[hushed cipher]

No matter how much caffeine I have, I am still tired

[marsh iris]

the power of ra!

[somber stream]

Take a walk

[summer canyon]

drink pure black coffee

the bitter taste should wake you uo

[marsh iris]

im walking on sunshine

[hushed cipher]

Disgusting..

[somber stream]

Sitting/laying around too much tend to cause mental fatigue

[hushed cipher]

You're right, but it's too damn hot outside

[ocean widget]

Replace your spinal fluid with monster

[tawny hearth]

its cold where i am

[somber stream]

Oh right, i forgot you're straylian

[ocean widget]

Can't be fatigued if you do this

[hushed cipher]

Averaging 28° Celsius right now

[tawny hearth]

can't be much of anything tbh

[ocean widget]

You can be disabled

[hushed cipher]

How could you forget, that's like my only personality trait

[tawny hearth]

no, i don't even think that

[somber stream]

Replace grey matter with redbull and you'll evolve into a being of pure energy

[marsh iris]

nice and dry

[ocean widget]

Dead people count as disabled wingnut

[hushed cipher]

Nice and HUMID

[tawny hearth]

not with my tax money they don't

[hushed cipher]

Redbull is actually nasty, eugh

[somber stream]

Dramatic gasp

[marsh iris]

33° with 80% humidity

[somber stream]

I bet you're under 25

[ocean widget]

I drink euroshopper bottles of energy drink so I couldn't give a shit what they taste like

[hushed cipher]

20

[marsh iris]

spotify wrap says im 24

[hushed cipher]

Spotify wrap told me I was 32

[fast gorge]

just got paid AGAIN

[tawny hearth]

i think the only energy drink i was ok with the taste of when i was younger was Bawls

[somber stream]

Mine doesn't tell me shit because i'm iOS 15

[ocean widget]

You drank bawls when you were young?
Is that how you got out the closet?

[hushed cipher]

Old ass

[gilded socket]

I would live forever

[ocean widget]

My Spotify wrapped doesnt tell me an age because I don't use spotify

[somber stream]

Audible also isn't available for me too, time for an upgrade?

[tall grove]

So glad we got this as a sticker

[hushed cipher]

The only soft drink I like is coke honestly, but i don't really drink it. I like fruit drinks way more

[somber stream]

Pirate life?

[ocean widget]

No I just don't listen to music while im out

[hushed cipher]

I'm not, it's a constant reminder of my failures

[ocean widget]

You shouldn't have been bursting all over the place

[somber stream]

I can't comprehend this, i NEED the sound when i'm out

[hushed cipher]

I can't help it

[tawny hearth]

i really only listen to music when playing competitive games tbh

[ocean widget]

I dont
I just imagine "if I could walk 500 miles" in my head as I walk

[hushed cipher]

I need music constantly, even if I'm not doing anything I'm usually always playing something. Music lives in my veins man

[tawny hearth]

i used to listen to alot more music, then i accidently stopped except one thing... i feel like half the reason i still play overwatch is so i listen to music regularly lol

[marsh iris]

feeling like havoc later

[hushed cipher]

Cwazy

Does the havoc feel you though?

[grim narwhal]

The poxburster spawn rate is increased while a player(s) is blasting music

[tawny hearth]

only the health bar will tell

[somber stream]

Buy Havoc a drink first

[hazy kestrel]

It’s always fun showing other people the funny boss deletions that thammermaxxing provides.

[tawny hearth]

people who don't listen to the games music are crazy tho

[ocean widget]

The new metroid stares

[silver mango]

Especially one with good music such as Cyberpunk 2077

[somber stream]

Start with light jokes, then go on about your hobbies. Be autistic, but not too autistic. Havoc love it when you're a bit nerdy

[hushed cipher]

Did you even ask for it's number??

[marsh iris]

FS should add another condition, silent specialists

[fast gorge]

who wants my havoc number

🫴
🫴

[ocean widget]

Silent specialists, lights out, the other low vision modifier

[tawny hearth]

lol i meant in darktide ONLY, i play most games with music off because i'm usually watching something, only darktide and vermintide get my full attention when gaming

[somber stream]

No i ask for its discord username, it's 2025

[silver mango]

ADHDmaxxing

[hushed cipher]

Make sure to listen closely to all it's nerdy interests, pay attention and use manners. That is how you will win Havoc's heart

[fast gorge]

fuck my unqueueable havoc life

[hushed cipher]

Oh shit my bad I thought it was 2010

[somber stream]

Like, what am i to do with its phone number nowadays, send regular sms? That shit cost

[tawny hearth]

more like too much media i want to consume gotta stack things up to get through them lol

[hushed cipher]

Only costs if they're not in the same country as you aye

[silver mango]

Still ADHDmaxxing

[hushed cipher]

ADHDers unite

[somber stream]

But yeah i'm up for some Havoc later today, maybe

[marsh iris]

same time i suppose

[hushed cipher]

I might be, I've never done it before. Not sure how my wifi would handle it

[tawny hearth]

lol when i was little they thought i had adhd and tried to put me on meds but the meds made me so off the wall crazy they sent me home from school

[hushed cipher]

I guess I'll have to find out

[silver mango]

Give a kid meth
he crashes out

[gilded socket]

Woof

[tawny hearth]

they then took the meth away

[gilded socket]

How can we make this about wokeness

[silver mango]

Darktide is woke because it has women in it

[gilded socket]

Trvthnvke

[silver mango]

Retvrn to when games only had big burly men

[hushed cipher]

Beast.

[rancid violet]

Hello Lexmates

[silver mango]

I jaywalked today

[marsh iris]

mandated edict: fender bender

[rancid violet]

💀💀💀 Lex breaker

[silver mango]

Mandated edict: no bedtime story

[marsh iris]

too cruel

[tawny hearth]

if they're an ogryn thats a war crime

[somber stream]

I actually read a bedtime story to my niece some day ago 💀

[marsh iris]

read her some eisenhorn

[silver mango]

Nah, read her Ciaphas Cain

[fast gorge]

NO WOKENESS ALLOWED

[finite vortex]

Slowly but surely getting the hang of hive scum. I don't die so often anymore

[somber stream]

And subject her to plastic crack hell so early in life?

[finite vortex]

Yes.

[crisp pagoda]

he crashed out because the meth was made by women, now it’s woke

[tawny hearth]

the nice part about hive scum is that you can really see when a death was your fault

[gilded socket]

Imagine

[finite vortex]

Hive scum really is a methodical character, not Unga bunga as one might think

[silver mango]

It's your fault you fell off the map in Cladestium Gloriana even though I was the one who shot the barrel

[crisp pagoda]

i imagined and fell to my knees in the Arby’s parking lot

[gilded socket]

Imagine again

[crisp pagoda]

it’s too much

[gilded socket]

AGAIN GODAMNIT

[tawny hearth]

lol i would consider it my fault, i'm usually pretty good at never walking past an unexploded barrel in a way that will blow me off a cliff

if you get me with a barrel good for you, you caught me slackin

[hushed cipher]

I love being thrown by exploding barrels, my favourite thing

[tawny hearth]

they made me queer and grew out my hair AND get piercings... and probably made me be a skater or something idk man

[ripe tangle]

I hit exploding barrels with melee weapons on purpose specifically so they can throw me.

[silver mango]

They made transgender skaven

[gilded socket]

Anything for touch bruh

[marsh iris]

i can easily throw you

[tawny hearth]

one of the last great pleasures in life

[ripe tangle]

Heretics never expect their killer to fly at them at mach speed.

[tawny hearth]

bardin cosplay

[gilded socket]

Trvth

[hushed cipher]

Is being thrown too much to ask in life? 💔

[crisp pagoda]

crying right now, praying to the Emperor to make it stop

[marsh iris]

chain rev a poxburster just because

[tawny hearth]

when you're just a lonely dwarf at helms deep

[hushed cipher]

Just to feel something 🚬

[frosty glacier]

Do we have any idea how long the war for tertium has been going on in universe?

[crisp pagoda]

grab a poxburster in a bear hug and tell him you’re beloved says he’s not real

[hazy kestrel]

Martyrmaxxing goes brrr

[marsh iris]

hug him and ask who hurt him 🥲

[fast gorge]

for the glorp

[somber stream]

I barreled a few newbie yesterday and blame it on the heretics

[frosty glacier]

I can’t think of any specific times, or even vague ones

[hushed cipher]

That's how you make em learn

[tawny hearth]

i've gathered its not been a long time... and def not a super long time with actual fighting happening... the cult stuff probably alot longer

like we arrived first after the fall of the folks before us so like... a few years maybe?

because our ship came the slow way right?

or a rough passing or something i mean that other ships are super willing to make atm

[dawn vigil]

hi hi

are the penances tied to character when unlocked? I'm noticing a few frames missing that I achieved already

[tawny hearth]

they are account wide but alot of them need to be done on certain classes

[dawn vigil]

it says to kill 250 trappers for the trapper border, but ive already done that

[hazy kestrel]

Probably a fun new bug from the devs.

[tawny hearth]

it might be a bug or just server desync tbh

[dawn vigil]

aw 🙁 the border looks cool

[tawny hearth]

i had all my menus bug out the other day from lag

[hazy kestrel]

Oh wait, I thought for specialist / elite enemy borders you had to whack like 1,500 of them or something?

[tawny hearth]

maybe i don't pay enough attention but for those ones theres like 5 steps to them

[hazy kestrel]

You might have only done part 1 of x number of penances for the frame

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah, that sounds right.

[tawny hearth]

yeah if you've only done one stage of it they are 5 step penances for those ones and can honestly take a while in normal play

[gilded socket]

AGAIN

[dawn vigil]

omg nvm. im 1 trapper away from the border. the bar looked full so i thought i had it already

[astral basin]

Aaaaa

[tawny hearth]

i've done that before tbh

[tall grove]

Yeah you know what? I’m just gonna accept I’m not gonna 100% the vet
Because of fucking adept assassin
Dogshit penance

[hazy kestrel]

Is that the crabwalking one?

[twin flower]

What do you need to do

[tawny hearth]

accepting that you won't 100% something is the first step in healing

[somber stream]

Ogryns and Zealot penances are too grindy i don't even bother

[twin flower]

There's a penance for crabwalking?

[tall grove]

“Kill 250 specialists with critical weak spot hits while weapon’s specialist is active”

[hazy kestrel]

Do not accept this, I’ve done literally everything in the game, you can too.

[hazy kestrel]

Ah, that one. Yeah, it’s a pain

[tawny hearth]

i value fun over check boxes and head pats

[twin flower]

Based

[tall grove]

It wouldn’t be nearly as bad if they just scrubbed off the critical hit part

[tawny hearth]

like i'll waste hundreds of hours doing dumb things, but those dumb things better be my idea and be fun lol

[hazy kestrel]

For that one penance where ya had to maintain full stacks of whatever thing and kill enemies. You lost stacks by moving normally / sprinting but not by crabwalking.

[hazy kestrel]

For sure. It was a pain then, it’s still a pain now.

[hazy kestrel]

So you can guess what I did for a few rounds grinding that penance.

Never again.

[tawny hearth]

i wonder what your team thought of you lol

[hazy kestrel]

Don’t give a damn tbh, I have my full Moebian set.

[tawny hearth]

i wouldn't have noticed, as long as i don't see alerts that someone is down i just trust they are probably doing things they should be doing

[hazy kestrel]

I look bloody fashionable, even when I go down to a silent crusher’s overhead.

[tawny hearth]

priorities

[tall grove]

And even when your wrists twist at a disturbing angle

[hazy kestrel]

Aye

[tawny hearth]

i only play dress up with my oggy mostly, everyon else gets the murder hobo look

[tall grove]

Please fs please
It prevents me from using like 75% of zealot cosmetics with that loadout

[gilded socket]

Woof

[hazy kestrel]

I just ignore it now tbh. It’ll never get fixed.

[tall grove]

I can’t
It’s distracting

[fast gorge]

when is the romance update

[gilded socket]

@misty trench extend chat timer to 10 minutes for an hours pleaseeeeee :3

[fast gorge]

its 4am. lord help me.

[hazy kestrel]

Just ignore it pal. I believe in your ability to ignore the fact that wrists should not twist like that during a heavy attack.

[tall grove]

I’ve tried
I can’t

[hazy kestrel]

Try harder.

[tawny hearth]

you ever look too closely at hadrons left hand?

[fast gorge]

not usually her hand i stare at WHEEYYYYY

[hazy kestrel]

Oh no, more cursed knowledge.

I’m ready to hear it, pal.

[tall grove]

Yeah
Weirdly healthy looking

For a tech priest

[tawny hearth]

her fingers are crazy long on that hand, to wrap around the skull

it looks messed up when she moves too much lol

[tall grove]

Or it’s a child’s skull

[marsh iris]

what if we exchange hadrons left hand with dukanes left leg

[tawny hearth]

an ogryn child maybe lol

[tall grove]

Yeah it doesn’t look that odd

[chilly quiver]

Hey chat, (sorry for the long message) I come bearing a question about computers and the Darktide, I heard there were issues with AMD GPUs but I don't know if that problem was fixed or not. Just asking since am looking to build a PC and the last thing I want is having performance issues because of it

[tawny hearth]

lol i mostly have the images someone was showing from different angles burned into my head tbh, it looks good from the normal angle

or maybe they fixed her hand because this was like over a year ago

[tall grove]

I’m mostly distracted by how normal her hand looks
It should look a bit more sickly/unnatural

[whole glade]

ugh i hate painting squads. but now i can pain merek grimaldus

[tawny hearth]

yeah its like her main human bit and thats weird for a tech priest i feel

[tall grove]

It’s too human. It’s too healthy. Unless the rest of that arm is also flesh, it should be sickly

[tawny hearth]

probably that whole arm that is flesh is my guess, like maybe she likes working with that hand in particular

or something religious and weird and tech priesty

[astral basin]

Havent you been working on that for a week now?

[whole glade]

on a sword bro squaf

[astral basin]

wheres your box of grey shame

[whole glade]

and a ancient

[whole glade]

i know i have 40+ Dark angels/BT and a 3 warbands for Trench Crusade, and im getting more characters for Christmas and my birfday

[deep tiger]

why do you have to have 2 people to do a private game

[finite vortex]

Bro, I hate that FS broke the chat function for console ffs

[gilded socket]

The loving embrace of steel is all i need

[thorny plinth]

What if ogryn got drunk? Hmmmmm

[tall grove]

Yeah it’s fucking awful

[finite vortex]

Also man, hive scum player really left the lobby before the run because there was one too many hive scum

[wicked pike]

Hey rejects

[jovial igloo]

after playing more with the bone saw, I can confidently say that is is sadly absolute cheeks

[lyric badger]

I'm relapsing into a hammer zealot main agian

[gilded socket]

Its just better

[lyric badger]

It is, but the constant downed scummers are making it even more necessary. I get max res speed, insta armor kill and boss killing, I'm also very good at spamming heavy into hordes for clear. The big issue is that I wanna get better with my own scummer, I can dodge and all that I just need to fine tune my set but all these scummers in the lobby wiping is making me ache something fierce

Its either this or go Speed run zealot the moment 2 of them go down

[woven yoke]

this cold is killing me my stummy hurt

[lyric badger]

do you need stummy rubs

[fossil oasis]

I love Scum but like yeah, 90% of the people who play it are utter dogshit so it's hard to actually play with other HiveScum and trust they're gonna be good at the game

[woven yoke]

I need some fucking medicae that's for sure

[lyric badger]

ALSO, why cant hive scum inject each other with their stims dawg

[somber stream]

Get a hand towel, dip in water, put in microwave for 2 minutes, apply on tummy

[lyric badger]

Power of the conclave or whatever

[fossil oasis]

I'm skilled enough to not die and i've been called "the best scum yet" just for not going down and managing to revive people

[woven yoke]

btw do medicae stations only fix things ribs and limbs or can they also fix diseases

[fossil oasis]

Imagine a full team of scum, 3 of them focused on buffing 1 guy with their stimms

[woven yoke]

well it does fix Corruption so surely it can make my cold go away yes?

[fossil oasis]

Surely yeah

[lyric badger]

Im skilled enough to live through hordes and clutch up many a time, but I am not playing this solo while occasionally having agro fodder on my team (pickups) on an already delicate class.

[fossil oasis]

Yeah, it's annoying honestly

[woven yoke]

playing hive scum like a Zealot is incredibly fun

[lyric badger]

Thats how I play em

[woven yoke]

I love popping Rampage and spamming m1 with my crowbar

[lyric badger]

I use the shivs

[woven yoke]

bonesaw ngl dogwater because of how slow it is and crowbar deals with crowd clearing much better

[fossil oasis]

I've been enjoying the Shivs a lot recently honestly. Rampage + Shivs + Attackspeed Stimm is kinda insane

[fossil oasis]

Crowbar is tolerable with an attack speed stimm and rampage, otherwise Crowbar and Shivs are just miles better

[lyric badger]

Run all +3 stam curios if you wanna see the actual max attack speed.

[marsh iris]

uwwuuu tummwy hwurts

[fossil oasis]

Might have to try that tbh. Rn I run 1 toughness, 2 stam

Didn't realise that stamina curios increase attack speed

[lyric badger]

iirc im not sure if having stam on your weapon also counts but imma do that soon to test

[tall grove]

Because there’s a scum talent that increases attack speed based on stamina

[woven yoke]

cleave my ass, Bonesaw works more like a strikedown than a cleave weapon because of how acute the swing angles are

[lyric badger]

its from one of their skill tree nodes.

[fossil oasis]

Ohhh yeah, forgor about that one

[woven yoke]

which one is that

[marsh iris]

ass do have some cleave

[fossil oasis]

Yeah exactly, like I expected it to be a lot more slashy honestly than an almost strikedown type weapon

[woven yoke]

I can compromise

if you're gonna give me slow attack speed, at least give me great cleave or multi-stagger like the blue heavy eviscerator

if you're gonna give me acute swing angles, at least give me great attack speed like the blaze force swords

[fossil oasis]

Makes sense to me, idk why they didn't do that. I shouldn't have to use an attack speed stimm or rampage to make it feel good to use

[woven yoke]

perhaps it's to balance out the tox and brittle chems but it's not balanced, it's horrible to use

I can live with the damage but please give me wide swing angles or fast swings

crowbar is just peak I love crowbar

[tall grove]

Yeah the attack patterns and low cleave make it really awkward

[fading ermine]

God I wish there was a better way to get Diamantine

[tawny hearth]

i really like bone saw tho tbh, its probably my fav of the scum weapons

[fading ermine]

I could just go get a big heap of it from havocs, but I'd rather do havoc with friends than with randos

[tawny hearth]

mortis trials are a pretty relaxed way to get it

[fading ermine]

do people even do auric mortis trials?

[tawny hearth]

i find matches usually

or the room fills up quick if not

[twin flower]

I havent done mortis since i started

[tawny hearth]

i like the odd mortis trial just for fun

[astral basin]

Console chat function, horrible

[finite vortex]

Yep