general-chat

[gilded socket]

Imagine

[sleek harness]

Can't you see? It's the most obvious thing ever ngl

[fair bridge]

how was i to know? silly child

[gilded socket]

Br*zillian

[silk adder]

Bloodletters would be so much fun to engage in melee with

[thick coyote]

Brazilians are skaven, yes
Talk funny
Are everywhere
Have some silly inventions

[amber delta]

skavens come from brazil

[sleek harness]

I don't know

[silk adder]

😂

[little marten]

Who asked ?

[sleek harness]

Me

[gilded socket]

Oh no not me

[little marten]

😼

[hasty sky]

True the reiksguard keeps raiding the undercities and confiscating homemade ratling guns every month

[sleek harness]

I asked myself for my nationality

[gilded socket]

Stupid fat brazlian rat

[old fog]

Maybe I'm blind but did they fix the power sword sound issue? Or was that fixed in the previous patch

[gilded socket]

GOD!!! I

[sleek harness]

Foolish Skaven, get my name right

[fair bridge]

it's in the patch notes.

[gilded socket]

Stupid fat brazlian rat

[old fog]

Appreciate you thank you

[sleek harness]

Foolish Skaven

[gilded socket]

Stupod brazian rat

[sleek harness]

Brazian?

[hasty sky]

why the dawg chasing a rat

[old fog]

Team Foolish Skaven

[gilded socket]

Society

[old fog]

Just kidding don't hurt me

[gilded socket]

Brazan

[little marten]

Wait lmaooooo FarShark buffed scummer hahahahahahahaha

[warm sluice]

Brazian

[steady skiff]

what Fatshark really needs is a rigid test environment for audio before they push patches because this is getting ridiculous

[hasty sky]

elitist soulsbros in shambles, the class was too weak after all /s

[lilac crag]

boom bringer has never been more fun

[surreal ermine]

the rocket was total ass it kinda needed the buff

[solar pier]

At least not crazy for that lolol

[warm sluice]

boom bringer pre patch was like actually bad it needed the buff

[little marten]

I LEVELLED SCUMMER BEFORE HOTFIX 83

[hasty sky]

Same 😺

[sleek harness]

And yet they were already strong

[hasty sky]

I've already done every scummer penance except winning 100 missions

[elder merlin]

I leveled your mum before the hotfix

[warm sluice]

same

[grand terrace]

my screen freezes when i shoot with plasma gun

[little marten]

The rocket was trash tbf I wish they not been cowards and just massively boosted the damage instead of giving it an extra charge

[sleek harness]

Paul you are old you can't made mom jokes

[lilac crag]

they did both

[warm sluice]

did you not read the patch notes they did buff the damage and aoe

[little marten]

Someone has to 💀

[sleek harness]

Go back to bed old man

[little marten]

Are you adjective blind

[elder merlin]

Listen, someone has to be out here bangin all these moms, im doin a service if anything

[fair bridge]

technically he's adverb blind

[sleek harness]

Adje what

[solar pier]

Have you tried heating up the plasma gun before use?

[sleek harness]

Adverb??????

[short oar]

is it me or has hive scum talent tree become a bit of a mess

[warm sluice]

I did a downless auric maelstrom with scum pre patch, doesn't mean it didn't need the rocket buff

[fiery wave]

Fwuffy thing?

[solar pier]

Dude relax, my girlfriend is on this app

[sleek harness]

Are you yakking my pizzles? I don't do advirbs, neither Adjectevbs

[little marten]

Ok I’m burning my English degree

[sleek harness]

Okay I totally forgot about this one

[elder merlin]

Damn, ya'll making fun of him when english aint his first language? In a warhammer 40k discord of all places too? Damn, for shame on ya'll

[fair bridge]

the way he used the word "just" in his sentence is in the form of an adverb. 'just massively boosted the damage' as in "simply" or "only"

[obtuse oak]

They did both. Look at this. It's ridiculous https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/s/Cn8UqzQiGs

These radius changed are

[round mica]

damn these ASS players really are assholes huh

[solar pier]

An ENGLISH degree? In THIS economy? Yes, burn it for warmth to save on the heat bill

[fair bridge]

do you have a non-reddit link to this video

[lilac crag]

I have the perfect clip for the rocket buff changes. let me get the link

[little marten]

!!!!

[little marten]

Ok that fucks

[surreal ermine]

jesus christ

[hasty sky]

https://www.vxreddit.com/r/DarkTide/s/Cn8UqzQiGs

[fiery wave]

I don't forget.

[warm sluice]

the rocket buff is much appreciated by me

with how long it takes to shoot and then dispose of after shooting I'm expecting some damn strong firepower

[lilac crag]

https://youtu.be/ZqK0da4YnMk?si=No8CMxeRYOoWlwlD

THIS is true scum maxxing

[amber delta]

why is bazooka not front and centre of hivescum advertising this makes no sense

[hasty sky]

OH RIGHT NO EMBEDS HERE

[little marten]

I would delete my comment but that would involve taking accountability

[fair bridge]

i watched it :)

[hasty sky]

okay ngl this damage and aoe makes the firing delay worth it for me

[sleek harness]

Why do you want to bang not single (probably) moms?

[solar pier]

Wait what? The buff didn't seem this isnane. Was this on like Uprising difficulty in the MG?

[hasty sky]

Yippee

[finite niche]

I need to farm a lot of diamante

[surreal ermine]

frag bomb on suicide watch

[wind field]

I love chem toxins and giving the team drugs. Thanks for adding a class just for me, Fatshark.

[finite niche]

what's the "fastest" way to farm it ? do i just do auric and pray my team wins or is there some missions that ppl use to farm diamante ?

[sleek harness]

It was made for me, a skaven
Get away from it

[little marten]

You don’t have to go Travis Scott concert to syringe strangers anymore, thanks FatShark!

[fair bridge]

auric or missions with modifiers. there is an event on right now that gives you mats for completing tiers

[elder merlin]

Someones gotta be a motherfucker

[sleek harness]

Havoc but that side of community is toxic against people who just want to level up havoc the fastest way possible

[hasty sky]

diamantine is the bottleneck sorry, you'll just have to grind high diff missions and play and win at least one double digit havoc mission

[finite niche]

Yea ... i already burnt through the entire diamante they gave by leveling up a few of the weapons i want to try lol

[fair bridge]

just keep playing

[sleek harness]

@ocean widget you got competition

[warm sluice]

I spent like 2 days grinding diamantine before scum dropped and I have never been more glad to have done it

[solar pier]

Havoc players are the Skaven we've been asking for

[obtuse oak]

Radius buffs, my friend. Welcome to math.

[solar pier]

The damage tho!

[finite niche]

So i just do auric with modifier and pray my team wins and i get enough diamante every mission ?

[obtuse oak]

2x the radius is 4x the area

[somber stream]

Rocket before buff: BF6 RPG
Rocket after buff: CoD 4 Noobtube

[little marten]

Buy me bf6

[somber stream]

Whuh

[little marten]

🥸

[ocean widget]

Oedipus

[solar pier]

Yes I did (barely) pass 4th grade math class, the damage just seems a lot higher. I don't remember scum being able to one tap auric crushers

[somber stream]

I would but then you'll be branded as a Discord Kitten

[fair bridge]

if you're trying to do this the "fast way" you're going to have less fun than if you were if you just played normally and developed your skill correctly

[little marten]

Oedipus leaving his mums car keys in the back of the washing machine

[surreal ermine]

if the rocket didnt one shot crushers it would have been actually useless

[ocean widget]

Rocket launcher got a damage buff

[finite niche]

Like i want to try new weapons combo but yea getting god roll and then maxing it is ... a lot of diamante

[little marten]

The thought it was counts ❤️

[sleek harness]

Just don't and have fun

[solar pier]

Yeah ofc, I thought it was useless. I haven't played it, friends were telling me so idk

[hasty sky]

the way the release boom bringer just staggered full health crushers on auric without killing them was a massive turnoff for me

[solar pier]

Okay so I'm not crazy

[fiery wave]

But what if they already did it from before?

[gilded socket]

Ball knowledge

[hasty sky]

don't worry about god rolling everything from get go, it's not really necessary

[ocean widget]

The staggering was so you could run up to them and Jimmy your knife round in their armour like a poor person killing a knight

[surreal ermine]

wait it didnt kill crushers on auric? ffs thats awful lmao i thought it did

[hasty sky]

you're not going to magically turn into a darktide pariah and a burden to your team if your gun's mobility is 65% instead of 60%

[somber stream]

Doubtful, he's the type to make Discord kitten out of others

[surreal ermine]

i gave it a shot when levelling on lower diffs and never really tried it after that so i never used it on auric

[fair bridge]

wtf who are you talking about lmao

[lilac crag]

it couldn't kill crushers before patch but now it's like 2 amateur charges to wipe the floor with any upcoming/existent crowd

[somber stream]

Nurgle himself

[fair bridge]

leave my boy alone you sick fucks

[ocean widget]

This is true, he did it to me
In the sense that im an angry and old cat who just exists nearby him

[somber stream]

😼

[hasty sky]

I remember specifically testing that on damnation mortis trials after that and it just knocked full health crushers on their asses. I was really dissapointed

[fiery wave]

Oh? How can you be so sure?

[jade iron]

is poxburster sound bugged again

[solar pier]

I work in IT so I actually know Nurgle quite well. He honestly not a bad guy, just don't ask about his tail

[hasty sky]

So I'm really glad the 'zooker is buffed now

[ocean widget]

Zooka bruh

[hasty sky]

DA ZOGGIN TANKBUSTA

[carmine steppe]

Oh wait voragime missions are locked behind battle for tertium 17?

[somber stream]

Useable now

[solar pier]

Wait that reminds me, anyone else have their campaign progress reset on all but 1 character?

[carmine steppe]

Nope

[sleek harness]

No

[fierce basalt]

did the update break any popular mod?

[cold cradle]

What does "Fixed an issue where cinematic explosions were able to duck gameplay sounds." mean?
The explosions ducking sounds?
As in "Fowl bird", "dodge low" , or "Omnissiah damned autocorrect" ?

[lilac crag]

I ran it until now out of spite and hype moments tbh

[sleek harness]

Yeah, play without mods you wimp

[surreal ermine]

crying if numericui broke again

[solar pier]

scoreboard broke but I rewrote some of it and it works now

[blazing shadow]

what a stinky piece of crap is the havoc party finder jesus

[silk adder]

Stinky winky

[ocean widget]

System that is known to be shit is shit
Colour me surprised

[fierce basalt]

the og scoreboard or the ovenproof thing?

[hazy kestrel]

Always was.

[silk adder]

Squishhhyy

[blazing shadow]

i mean you have nearly all community being agree with that, you probably could change it FT

[ocean widget]

Who is that
Did he die in act 1 cus he did for me

[somber stream]

Hank, Hank what the fuck

[obtuse oak]

you'd think so

[cold cradle]

You killed him in act 1 each playthrough?

[ocean widget]

I dont like people stealing my job of threatening people with knives

[hazy kestrel]

[neon agate]

British

[cold cradle]

I just subcontract them instead, it's much cheaper

[wispy wadi]

Give me image perms so I can show how I had gotten "kitten" as discord role in the past

[neon agate]

Do you blame dense?

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/turk-took-our-jobs-jerbs-gif-10165889

[hazy kestrel]

No, I’m just not surprised is all.

[cold cradle]

I do. But I'm not aware of the context of what I'm blaming on them.

[blazing shadow]

i think there are easy things to start with like being able to fast matchmaking until level 25 more or less, but they didn't change nothing since they drop it

[neon agate]

Dense has threatened to stab me a lot

[ocean widget]

To be fair tho
Astarion is the character you only bring when doing an evil durge run

[cold cradle]

Minthara

[neon agate]

To be fair I gave dense a headache in like 2 seconds

[ocean widget]

Minthara doesnt get an extra 1d10 necrotic damage per attack

[hazy kestrel]

Clearly that’s how British people express their friendship. I think.

[cold cradle]

no but she does do the good suck and that deals at least 5d10 necrotic

[ocean widget]

Just bring gale instead of astarion tbf
They'll both suck you dry but only one of em will kill you

[surreal ermine]

i shall never leave behind my vampire twink

[cold cradle]

I'd rather take the twink vampire than the incel wizard

[fair bridge]

i hate coldplay so much

[tired steeple]

god you and me both

[ocean widget]

Gale is competent enough to know not to kill his fucking allies

[cold cradle]

"I have a girlfriend she just lives in a different plane of existence you wouldn't have met her."

[surreal ermine]

gale is fucking boring, bro feels like a dmpc with his storyline

[fair bridge]

gale is the complete opposite of an incel wdym

[ocean widget]

You do realise gales 'girlfriend' is a nonce right

[fair bridge]

if you're going to hate you need to hate accurately

[craggy nebula]

Tanner is a blight upon the Darktide community with his review bomb army every time Fatshark doesn’t directly suck his dick

[ocean widget]

There's a reason minsc comments on his family hiding young boys from mystra

[rigid peak]

Hospital stuff done

[craggy nebula]

so tired of influencer culture

[pale hinge]

What is the stuff under your gold in your inventory? what is it used for

[fair bridge]

say it with your chest!! i talked about that guy in #zealot-class a while ago. massive douchebag

[ocean widget]

Weapon upgrades

[hazy kestrel]

Weapon upgrade materials

And gambling money for Melk’s casino.

[pale hinge]

The one right under it, ive used the other 2 to upgrade, the 3rd i havent at all and I have plenty of maxed weapons

[ocean widget]

Melk bucks then

[cold cradle]

Fair enough, I'm not familiar enough with FR to know which dieties in that world diddle kids.

[fossil oasis]

Melkbucks

[pale hinge]

What are they for?

[short oar]

literally just released a video yesterday that makes him look like a superman starman edit

[hazy kestrel]

Gambling

[cold cradle]

Gambling

[obtuse oak]

despite overwhelming feedback to the contrary, yeah. someone seems hellbent on keeping the system as it is i guess

[fossil oasis]

Use it to buy stuff of melk, like spamming "Random Defensive Curio" until you get the on you want
That's what I use them for

[ocean widget]

Nah gale directly brings it up in his story that mystra went after him when he was young

[blazing shadow]

not the average behaviour sadly

[pale hinge]

Ah okay, thank you guys

[fair bridge]

with a little luck and perseverance this can change

[cold cradle]

I think after the first run in open beta, I never let him into my party again -- I probably missed a lot of context around which to generate a more accurate image to hate

[ocean widget]

If you caused wyll to be the way he is now im going to obliterate you

[tired steeple]

wyll's issue is that he just lacks a lot of content. He isn't even required for his OWN QUEST

[surreal ermine]

wyll is also horribly boring

[tired steeple]

that's like the body not showing up for the funeral, or the couple not showing up for the wedding, but you still go through with it

[neon agate]

Wyll would have been op if he could have rammed into people with his horns

[cold cradle]

That's really it. It used to be that his daily shop was the only place to get specific high-tier blessings, but since they changed the crafting system for the better, his shop has fallen out of favor.
Its only real purpose now is to grind to level 30, then dump milkbucks into the "Random Defensive Curio" option until you get enough 410+ trinkets to satisfy.

[somber stream]

🫃

[cold cradle]

I claim no credit for that -- But I did request they make Karlach hotter. You're welcome

[tired steeple]

I think they should rework melk to do new shit. Idk, give me more challenges to unlock cosmetics with. Unique weapon skins if I kill 15 enemies with the last bullet in my gun or something

[severe quarry]

Yeah I wanna play the game to earn more cosmetics too :((

[tired steeple]

we already have an armour set we can unlock with each class' penances, so more stuff like that would be fun

[cold cradle]

Request heard, the commisary has now been rolled into Milk's shop. You may no longer purchase existing cosmetics with dockets, and now must complete challenges to receive one of two spectacular weapon cosmetics (red and slightly grey blue)

[tired steeple]

NOOOOOOOO THE MONKEY'S PAW CURLS

[hazy kestrel]

Sitting at 7,105~ish penance funny money. I want to spend them damnit.

[neon agate]

On what?

[somber stream]

Oh fuck they added Krieg Commissar hat

Nvm still no hose

[cold cradle]

I want matching arbites and scum cosmetics, that's what. And yes, I know , it's impossible because they're paid and the penance pass is free and you can't mix the two.

[short oar]

man, the stub pistols are ASS

[timber elk]

Rage bait used to be believable

The stub pistols are for gunner and special killing

[pale shoal]

Ragebait

[cold cradle]

in the year 40,0XX, the world has moved beyond conventional firearms.
Laser weaponry is standard issue across the imperium.

Introducing: Weapons from the early Age of Terra

[timber elk]

While the auto-pistols are for….well everything I guess

[cold cradle]

Show me where I'm wrong

[timber elk]

Brother these uzis are probably some of the best dualies I seen In a long time

[cold cradle]

better than plasma rifle + SMG?

[pale shoal]

About him being an incel or about him being worse than astarion because both are wrong fr

[cold cradle]

Better than TWO prison shanks?

[pale shoal]

Gale slander has to be ragebait anyway

[timber elk]

If it is to insult the tanner man. Than yes it’s better than the plasma gun and dualing sword

[cold cradle]

I was already thoroughly corrected on the first point. He's not an incel, he's an abuse victim.
The second point is still valid though. By the time Gale gets set up to do anything, Asterion is already two zones ahead like the knife zealot he is.

[marsh iris]

he's a changed man! please see his video!

[cold cradle]

Wrong game. I'm talking Halo 2 era Plasma rifle + SMG combo for shields then HP

[solar pier]

og, I believe the ovenproof thing runs on the og as well

[timber elk]

Oh. No im more of a halo combat evolved guy. So im brawler assault rifle all the way

[cold cradle]

I've become more a Cursed Halo enjoyer in the last years

[neon agate]

I want a frog

[timber elk]

bonk

[cold cradle]

I leave for a year and return to the frogs still running this discord

[marsh iris]

[neon agate]

Why do i get bonked for wanting a frog

[gilded socket]

Woof

[timber elk]

I’ve been called cursed for liking the assault rifle by its self. Than again I’m always in the elite’s face and melee’s/ burst of fire and melee them

[timber elk]

WOAH A DOG GIRL are your ears real?

[cold cradle]

My favorite Cursed Halo interaction is playing co-op and shooting the "Remove" gun at your coop partner

[nimble salmon]

Wtf

[timber elk]

At this point man it’s just a habit

[nimble salmon]

Lol

[hazy kestrel]

The penance track thingy

[timber elk]

Not Jackie…..anything but my boyfriend Jackie….

[neon agate]

My friend gave me this image and I love it, but it makes me sad

[neon agate]

But what you gonna buy?

[timber elk]

WHY RED CHICKEN!? WHY COULDNT WE ROMANCE JACKIE BUT WE CAN RIVER!?

[hazy kestrel]

Oh lmao, uh, literally anything

[timber elk]

Man river sucks as a character and a romance partner

Oi! Dont not copper me!

[gilded socket]

Mayahps

[fair bridge]

i didn't not copper you

[timber elk]

Than why would you say that to me if you didn’t?

[neon agate]

Did you steal it that fast

[fair bridge]

you asked me to not not copper you and i was confirming that i did not not copper you like you asked

[timber elk]

Sounds like….a lie…plays overly dramatic Hell’s Kitchen sound affect

[gilded socket]

Does he know?

[hazy kestrel]

I used to watch Hell’s Kitchen a lot. Not anymore though.

[timber elk]

Regardless I still am of the opinion river is a terrible romance partner from cyberpunk

[gilded socket]

Kerry is the worst imo

[tender horizon]

Whoever wrote the Panam tank scene understands what I want on a spiritual level.

[timber elk]

Nah river is. At least Kerry will help you when you wake up from your coma from the dlc

[tender horizon]

Well that's your first mistake

[cold cradle]

2nd person POV?

[gilded socket]

Mmmmno we dont do that ending round here

[tender horizon]

Mainly the tank tbh

[timber elk]

Your right. Dont fear the reaper

[tender horizon]

Now that's an ending that's good.

[gilded socket]

Woof

[timber elk]

Best ending.

[cold cradle]

Dunno, I kinda liked doing it at least once. DFtR is the best one imo, just the pure carnage one methed up chromehead can wreck with his T-posing hallucination
Though, I've been known to be an ending contrarian. I liked the Verso ending in E33 for example

[gilded socket]

Fuck is e33

[crystal magnet]

i love you chat, have a great day

[surreal ermine]

the sequel to e3

[timber elk]

Ew

[cold cradle]

Expedition 33. It was great, with a highly recommeneded "Go in completely blind"

[timber elk]

“What wonderful toes”

[cold cradle]

No, it's the sequel to FIFA 22

[timber elk]

“Ladies. Can I- bonks self OOWWWW”

[finite niche]

Expedition 33, heard it is pretty good

[cold cradle]

"Oh what lovely feet."

[blazing shadow]

I liked kingdom come 2 more but exp 33 was a cool story

[cold cradle]

It's a fantastic story driven game, combat system is fun with a lot of build variety including absolutely busted-ass builds that completely ruin the game's pacing by allowing you to 1 shot any enemy before it takes a turn.
But the real draw is the story and world development and feeling of regret, listlessness and emptiness the endings give you

[timber elk]

Also I been playing a lot of Elden ring nightrein and a lot of people don’t know how to dodge astorions lion claw attack

[cold cradle]

Another reason why Asterion is #1 and Gale is #2

[vague island]

Does anyone else get a 6003 error only when trying to select your Hive Scum or Arbiter? I can get every other class to load, but not my Hive Scum.
Playing on PC via Xbox app

[timber elk]

It’s very funny seeing people absolutely get blasted

I was like “yeah bitch! We been using that move for 4 years and yet you can’t dodge his!?”

[fair bridge]

https://support.fatshark.se

[gilded socket]

Im good

[blazing shadow]

Any english people here?

[tender horizon]

KCD2 was my personal GOTY

[timber elk]

No

[cold cradle]

ngl the damage cap removal was such an awesome and exciting addition.

[timber elk]

I don’t know man. Seeing people get absolutely destroyed by lion claw is a reward on its self

[gilded socket]

Not british allowed

[cold cradle]

Oh, we're talking about 4 different games here.

[timber elk]

No? I thought we were talking about nightrein

[blazing shadow]

If there is anyone from England here, can you tell me what makes the tea that special? It’s cold here and it’s hot and even on that is not that good at you guys make it look

[carmine steppe]

Expedition 33? More like

[timber elk]

Don’t you dare

[carmine steppe]

Depression

[timber elk]

…….actually he’s not wrong….

Never had I ever felt so hopeless when one of my characters died

[carmine steppe]

Dude that's a spoiler

[timber elk]

“Not now son. I’m really busy beating up strangers”

[timber elk]

Dude it’s been out for a year at this point

[gilded socket]

Woof

[carmine steppe]

Dude it's still a spoiler

[blazing shadow]

What’s wrong with you, are you a furro

[carmine steppe]

You wouldn't want me saying that Anakin is Luke father

[placid wolf]

I like seeing dramatic ahh titles from Darktide content creators like “MY thoughts on darktide” or “the truth about my stance on Darktide”

Like I give a fuck

[royal zenith]

Anyone have a fix for the scoreboard mod? (I also heard there's a DT mods Discord, but couldn't find it in a search. If anyone has the link to that it'd be nice.)

[carmine steppe]

The only good content on darktide were bricky's videos

[gilded socket]

Sexton hale

[fair bridge]

#📌communities

[placid wolf]

Theres a guy that makes lore videoes and explains the personalities I like

[neon agate]

Thank you

[carmine steppe]

Who?

[fair bridge]

oh yeah he's in here, usually talks in #40k-lore-chat

[neon agate]

HE IS?!?!

[placid wolf]

Darktide has the same issues as Helldivers content

90% low effort rage-baiting or meta slop. 10% stuff actually worth watching

EPG-6 my beloved

[carmine steppe]

They never did a parent test but I think so

[placid wolf]

Frip Frop

[gilded socket]

And the community is downright hard to be associated with

[drowsy lynx]

I have never seen a helldivers 2 content creator and I'm definitely keeping it that way

[placid wolf]

Both games are awful if you’re a woman

[carmine steppe]

You can say that about any community

[gilded socket]

Trvthnvke

[drowsy lynx]

Da grungler

[placid wolf]

I only play Darktide & Helldivers wirh friends I don’t random queue

[gilded socket]

Depends tbh but i get it

[little marten]

DONT WATCH YOUTUBERS THEYRE NOT YOUR FRIENDS

[neon agate]

I remember you talked about this and I feel bad for y'all. I do my best to try to make everyone feel welcome t

[gilded socket]

I dont play anymore lmfao

[blazing shadow]

Emperor bless W40k lore tubers

[placid wolf]

“Hey P4, my autocannon is running low on ammo can you spare some supplies from your supply pack?”

Shut up whore

Being the response I get

[carmine steppe]

Idk how y'all play I have never used the mic on any videogame 😭

[cold cradle]

It's not about the English. The English are obsessed with Tea because they get it from countries that know what it means to add spice to things.
The whole "England conquered the world because the English food is bad." etc etc

Tea itself pre-dates England and the UK. Look into other methods of prep if you don't like English tea

[neon agate]

And people say they fight for democracy

[little marten]

Some of them are ok

[placid wolf]

It’s either misogyny or dudes cooming over a woman playing a video game

[wispy wadi]

wa wa wa WAMEN?!

[gilded socket]

I dint use mics anymore because i boymod and i dont want to explain that to 30 year old dads of 3 tryijg to get a game in after work

[covert jolt]

Pro tip, don’t play video games. everyone sucks*

[placid wolf]

NO GIRLS ALLOWED!!!!

[neon agate]

I have 0 shame or shyness. only one thing does that but @placid wolf is my friend so she won't tell people

[blazing shadow]

Is there any game community not “misoginy”

[neon agate]

What happened to respecting people and treating them with compassion

[carmine steppe]

Same, but even then I don't use mics on videogames

[placid wolf]

I don’t random queue and I don’t play pvp stuff

[fair bridge]

nurgle gamer and i played arc raiders together once and he was whispering into his mic really quietly and making noises with his tongue and it freaked me out a lot

[cold cradle]

I think the biggest difference between girl gamers and guy gamers is that when a girl gamer gets on the mic, it isn't a static mess of kitchen appliances and familial neglect.

[little marten]

😈

[carmine steppe]

Yeah, chill games probably, like no man's sky

[neon agate]

That's like 100% fair

[fair bridge]

he kept saying something about returning the key and bringing forth the fire

[carmine steppe]

Or idk Subnautica

[neon agate]

Chiv 2?

[gilded socket]

Apparently signalis and celeste and every other tgirl game

[little marten]

Can’t have been me there’s no slurs in your story

[blazing shadow]

You barely interact with someone on nms!

[placid wolf]

Kingdom Come Deliverance’s community has been wonderful to interact with

[fair bridge]

oh yeah licht was dropping some bombs

[drowsy lynx]

I don't use a mic if I'm playing with randoms because then I don't have to wear a headset

[placid wolf]

I play it very scarcely

[cold cradle]

I wear a headset so I can hear directional cues

[little marten]

Arc racists I thought we were playing when licht was with us 💀

[drowsy lynx]

I just have speakers very close to my monitor lol

[tender horizon]

Chiv 2 chat loves talking about homosexuality for some reason, Mordhau chat loves talking about race. That's the primary difference between those two games ime.

[carmine steppe]

Well we are talking about community

[blazing shadow]

Yes but what’s wrong with the 512 on SIGNALIS and why is that fckng game that misterious

[placid wolf]

I wear a headset cus I like to appreciate sound design and be immersed in:3

[cold cradle]

You do you. That ain't the life for me though.

[wheat sphinx]

Wait Frip Frop is here?

[fair bridge]

#40k-lore-chat

[gilded socket]

I dont know i dont play that shit

[neon agate]

OH I want just mainly saying what pvp games she plays

[wheat sphinx]

holoy shit

[cold cradle]

I wear a headset so I don't disturb my SO

[drowsy lynx]

It works, but it took me a month to recalibrate when I moved my desk and the audio layout changed a little. The headset is definitely more consistent

[gilded socket]

Based

[carmine steppe]

My head hurts if I use a headset for too long (one hour)

[tender horizon]

I thought we were on game chats, my b

[blazing shadow]

How dare you call that lesbian space odyssei a sht

[placid wolf]

FromSoft has the worst community I’ve ever interacted with 🤮

[drowsy lynx]

This is why I make dat shit loud on the speakers lol

[late holly]

hey guys as new player, i'm zealot started today level 12, what weapons do you recommend to use as melee & range to level mastery for?

[twilit perch]

Frip is. but he never has time to play with anyone cos he's always editing

[heady echo]

Yesli yest' – zaberite v Kanadu

[cold cradle]

I dunno, I've lost friends over Bethesda titles.
Like, they started trash talking me loudly in person, burning a bunch of friendships and shit because I said I was gonna wait to buy Skyrim when it was finished and discounted.

[little marten]

Eviscerator, relic sword, t hammer

Bolter, bolt pistol, flamer, revolver

[drowsy lynx]

He's better than a friend, he's a sentient Wellington boot

[hasty sky]

So fucking real. Big lowest common denominator vibes

[blazing shadow]

I think you probably should stop taking people srioysly on the internet, i mean humans are bad generally and that’s a fact

[twilit perch]

And yes, frip is a nice guy with a sensible view of the game and he makes excellent content..

[little marten]

What is a frip

[neon agate]

Ranged should be the boltors, stub revolver, or double barrel. You aren't a ranged class, but you want stuff to deal with monsters/heavy armored horders

[cold cradle]

Ultimately, you'll get them all eventually. Don't stress too much, level and play what feels fun

[covert jolt]

only the best short maker for darktide

[hasty sky]

It's a type of frop

[drowsy lynx]

Real this is why I don't even play their games

[tender horizon]

Dude who compiles voicelines from DT on YouTube

[neon agate]

[drowsy lynx]

She frip on my frop

[gilded socket]

What about johnny health?

[twilit perch]

surprisingly mr frip frop doesn't stray into game mechanics and hottakes so he isn't a dick.

[little marten]

If they’re short they could get artificial heels in their shoes

[late holly]

dumb question but is" boltgun " boltors?

[gilded socket]

No like

[fierce basalt]

seems to be working fine for me

[carmine steppe]

Heavy evicerator and the boltgun, not the pistol, the gun

[hasty sky]

I was only really invested in AC:Last Raven, which was thankfully pre-flatrate internet says never beaten it

[tender horizon]

Fun fact, he started with Demon's Souls

[cold cradle]

Now what's the consensus of this here group on "Skill Issue" and "Git Gud"

I personally find them to both be very insightful pieces of advice.

[covert jolt]

youtube shorts you nincompoop

[blazing shadow]

What grungler and nauur means you guys have some words that i don’t understand

[placid wolf]

Funny hammer and bolter. Have fun smiting all of the god’s emperors into a bloody red mist 💕

[tender horizon]

I unironically think they're very funny and I do think sometimes you simply have to git gud

[late holly]

FOR THE EMPERRORR ( new player since today ) if anyone wants to play you can join! :D

[gilded socket]

Is that bad? Idgaf about from software games

[carmine steppe]

Bro if your friends don't praise you for buying a game with a heavy discount they are not your friends

[neon agate]

There are 2 boltors bolt pistol and heavy boltor. Both are good for armored, but bolt pistol does less boos dps

[late holly]

i don't see the bolt non pistol in my weapon mastery yet to buy

[hasty sky]

Grungler is a straight guy that hangs out in circles predominantly made up of trans ppl

[tender horizon]

Nah, not at all. I asked him cause of the chest tattoo tho.

[cold cradle]

I paid more money on a NexusMods sub than I did on Skyrim and I regret nothing.

[carmine steppe]

I got Silksong for like 2 dollars thanks to an exploit

[late holly]

i see bolt pistol // boltgun but they both look like pistols

[gilded socket]

Huh

[blazing shadow]

Love the energy have fun (until you get on Havoc and game get’s traumatic)

[tender horizon]

Token cis friend

[little marten]

One is

[placid wolf]

Players bragging about 9999 consecutive wins in Nightreign telling me to git gud when I say the nightlords are overtuned 💀

[tender horizon]

Yk about his chest tattoo right?

[signal mason]

Its very unhelpful to new players as they dont know what "skill" they are having issues with

[gilded socket]

Yes

[drowsy lynx]

Relic blade is a phenomenal all rounder but the thunder hammer is my favorite. Use any ranged weapon you want, you'll likely be using melee the majority of the time. I typically pick a ranged option that rounds out my build by complementing a weakness of my melee

[neon agate]

#general-chat message
And then is just used as a skull icon in darkest dungeon 2 I love

[late holly]

is it hard to complete the event as new player?

[cold cradle]

That's hilarious. Just tell them that you know what grass feels like and no nightreign win will ever fill the emptiness in their soul

[little marten]

Nah just don’t do high difficulty if u struggle

[late holly]

i just unlocked it

[drowsy lynx]

Current event is fairly hard in general

[tender horizon]

I'm not sure where we got lost but, when I met him I asked him was his first souls was, and he said Demon's. Simply a fun fact I thought you'd like.

[hasty sky]

More or less yeah
t. Grungler

[blazing shadow]

What the f….what that would that being a reaction

[late holly]

i dont have relic blade in my weaponry to buy :(

[placid wolf]

Like… I’m a housewife & I go to college, AND I HAVE A J-J-JOB

bffr

[gilded socket]

Yea

[drowsy lynx]

Don't just drop a hard J in here wtf

[placid wolf]

You right

[short oar]

decent enough team cordination makes it pretty normal, but its an exotic thing to witness in this game ngl

[neon agate]

Okay, but you love cleaning and cooking

[hasty sky]

Look it came from a genuinely funny tweet (or was it tumblr) so it gets a pass from me

[drowsy lynx]

Gonna scare off the neets

[placid wolf]

I enjoy it but it’s hard work and time consuming

[cold cradle]

IDK what bffr means, but replying with "You should call your mom more often." is always fun.

[gilded socket]

I wish i was a house wife so i can bedrot as someone takes care of me

[little marten]

SKILL ISSUE

[nimble fractal]

Blah blah 99999 gold missions blah blah 500+ lvl, I DIED IN A MISSION WHILE SCREAMING "CADIA STANDS", who is a winner, huh?

[placid wolf]

Thats not how that works

I’m the sole maintainer of my household

[neon agate]

Yeah I bet. But it's good that you enjoy it

[inner nimbus]

I wish I had a house

or a wife

[placid wolf]

We rent

[cold cradle]

House husband here, I fucking love cooking and cleaning. I may be shit at them but hoo boy it feels good to battle entropy with someone you love.

[gilded socket]

It could

[neon agate]

You will find someone rat friend. I promise. Don't give up hope

[placid wolf]

I live with my dad, stepdad, and boyfriend

And we can barely rent 😭

[hasty sky]

https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyspecific/comments/1kd5ftt/the_grungler/
Reddit link since I can't post a pic here. I've literally had this happen to me so it's relatable

[heady echo]

Foolish skaven? Or is this some other skaven?

[cold cradle]

Definitely not how that works.
From: people in that current discipline.

[gilded socket]

This one isnt brazlian

[placid wolf]

Cleaning up after 3 men is a fate worse than death

[blazing shadow]

I don’t like cleaning, i hate it with all my life, but when i clean the house and put some incende and see my house clean i feel in heaven

[nimble fractal]

Imagine being skaven

[sleek harness]

You really think I would be that guy?

[little marten]

Just buy a house

[drowsy lynx]

I have tried like 6 auric runs with randoms and have only one win from it lol

[heady echo]

There it is Padash et nas

[gilded socket]

How do

[cold cradle]

Do they not know how to clean up after themselves?

[neon agate]

This meme has made some of my friends start callnig me bi (I am straight, but I suppor the lgbt (love grabbing big toads)

[placid wolf]

Kinda

They all work & my boyfriend is in school but men are 9/10 times inherently dirty creatures

[heady echo]

Het nas skaven.

[drowsy lynx]

Here's what ya gotta do to beat a shrine with auric randoms on the new event
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1447816090892636230/Warhammer_40-000-_Darktide_-_2025-12-08_10-15-40_PM.mp4?ex=6938ff4f&is=6937adcf&hm=ffc5f18e7ba64acbdca3c73b498a2fa7f1ea966b00beaeacd1cba09395c0ef7d&

[heady echo]

Click for virus

[hasty sky]

Thanks for the virus Jawa

[cold cradle]

You're responsible for cooking, cleaning (a daily task, not a weekly one), deep cleaning, reloading consumables, stocking the fridge, laundry (organizing + washing + folding + putting away), and more.

[placid wolf]

Let me lay out what I do

“Let me break it down for you Mark”

[gilded socket]

Doesn’t seem bad

[drowsy lynx]

Alternate link to embedded virus
#zealot-class message

[little marten]

Family guy sex?!?! What is this video

[cold cradle]

I've lived with gross men and gross women. I don't know if hygene is specifically gendered.

[heady echo]

Tradwife manual

[drowsy lynx]

Hey don't ruin the surprise wtf

[sleek harness]

What

[hasty sky]

Stereotypes exist to be bucked tbh

[blazing shadow]

I wish more people respect housewife since i really miss that on society( is this sexist?)

[heady echo]

Allah akho take skaven far away

[cold cradle]

It's not "bad," your initial comment was phrased in a way that made it seem like "oh that's an easy gig, I wish I could rot away doing that instead of working." I felt it was important to point out that it's not as easy as it looks.

[nimble fractal]

Do you are sexist if you just love sex

[placid wolf]

All rooms in my house are my responsibility to clean, I do all the laundry, I cook every meal, I’m in charge of groceries and keeping our things well stocked, and I’m also the one they go too when they get a booboo

[little marten]

Good question, it’s ok if all parties approve of the dynamic but it cannot be forced on nor expected of someone - I think that’s the 2025 sane answer

[gilded socket]

I do house chores daily anyways

[blazing shadow]

Yeah sounds reasonable and coherent

[cold cradle]

Nah, "remote sys admin scheduled daily downtime." is how I phrase it

[placid wolf]

Depends. I’m a “traditional” woman but I don’t expect every other woman to live like I do & enjoy it. As long as you don’t expect everyone to conform to it there’s nothing wrong with that. You just have a preference

[drowsy lynx]

If they ain't house trained tell them to sleep on the porch

[cold cradle]

That's not the same thing. House chores are assigned. It's the difference between a line working and the owner who is also a line worker. They have more to do and more to carry with them than "If I finish my chores I can play my videos."

[little marten]

WOMAN IF YOU DONT FINISH YOUR CHORES I WONT LET YOU PLAY RESTO DRUID

[placid wolf]

Than Im not getting backstrokes before bed from my bf 🥀

[blazing shadow]

People in my country are very sensitive with that kind of comments about housewife and all that conservative behaviour

[placid wolf]

For good reason

[heady echo]

Gayev

[cold cradle]

OH YEAH, THEN WHO IS GONNA HEAL YOUR DUMB-ASS WHEN YOU STAND IN THE FIRE AGAIN, STEVE?!"

[lilac crag]

cleaning after women who have a deep passion with cooking is on the same level as a puzzle game because what the fuck did you do with the flour to get it stuck there and why is there syrup on your all your clothes. why is it purple?????

[little marten]

LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO WOMAN

[molten matrix]

every shrine gives 100 progress

[blazing shadow]

Well you didn’t react like they will so i don’t think it’s a good reason to be that extreme about something

[cold cradle]

WE COULD HAVE CLEARED THAT MYTHIC 15 KEY BUT YOU WERE LATE HAVING DRINKS WITH YOUR FRIENDS AGAIN

[molten matrix]

and is guaranteed to spawn a wave and a boss

[blazing shadow]

Whas that cheki

[lyric badger]

I can just insta kill the bosses for you if you need it quick

[placid wolf]

If a certain way of living most people dislike has been forced upon them for… the entire history of our species. They’re gonna take offense to the notion that they are expected to continue conforming to that lifestyle

[blazing shadow]

I don’t see people get offended by sendim them to war

[late holly]

How much time do i have to complete it still? is it done soon? if so - then yes please

[cold cradle]

you don't?

[heady echo]

Axaxa Gayev amerikanskiy

[placid wolf]

Not to mention “trad” is deeply sexist. And in the past housewives were treated as subservient slaves rather than an equal half of a relationship

[gentle granite]

what I wanna know is who tf at fatfish play tested scum leveling and thought it was good to release

[lyric badger]

I don't think it'll be gone for quite a long while tbf- it has only been a week(iirc) since it started

[cold cradle]

I went to a wedding this year with "I will obey and serve my husband." as one of the vows...

[placid wolf]

I’m in a healthy relationship where I’m treated with respect and my contributions are appreciated. But that wasn’t the case historically

[gentle granite]

this is normal

[cold cradle]

silly nish, no one did. *we're * the QA

[blazing shadow]

U orkish?

[late holly]

no rush then, ty

[lyric badger]

Far far more common in a non first world country

[placid wolf]

I like “serving” my boyfriend/future husband but I’m not subservient if that makes any sense. I have my own voice and can self advocate

Which is how traditional relationships dynamics should work imo

Im your woman & partner. Not a slave and a broodmare

[gentle granite]

partners should want to serve each other

[lyric badger]

This is true

[heady echo]

Serve these nuts

[placid wolf]

We have a 50/50 dynamic.

[signal mason]

Obey is where it gets weird

[lyric badger]

Surprisingly enough. That is part of serving

[heady echo]

😂

[gentle granite]

obey only sounds weird because you dont normally hear it in that wording. Head of the household is more common, but it has the same meaning

[placid wolf]

Which is perfectly ok with full unconditional consent 🔥

[neon agate]

Love this. But I would try to help around the house. I can do laundry, dishes, and the bathrooms. I had to learn to do that stuff because I used to live alone. I also had to cook and buy groceries myself. All relationships are about two people supporting each other through good and bad times and living a good life together.

[placid wolf]

Which is respectable but I insist otherwise with my boyfriend because I like doing it

He picks up the slack if I’m sick or if I’m injured (I get spasm attacks in my back occasionally) but other than that it’s my domain and I’m happy with it

[neon agate]

Which is incredibly sweet and loving that you both do that

[placid wolf]

Key point is that it’s me CHOOSING to fulfill that role. Not being forced to

[heady echo]

🕋

[gilded socket]

Stelio kontos

[blazing shadow]

A house always have to be a decent place to rest, body and mind, it’s nearly as important as bring money

[nimble fractal]

Can I just have woman to die for her on job for rest of my life?

[placid wolf]

Minecraft

[heady echo]

Haram

[gilded socket]

But mortal kombat

[gentle granite]

if you're marrying someone you don't want to work with and support, you're making a mistake lol

[neon agate]

Forcing anyone to do something is horrible...and honestly the thought of it makes me sick and twisted. I wanna throw up a little tbh

[placid wolf]

Im not getting into this I’ll get yelled at by a mod

[placid wolf]

I still have time for leisure & my hobbies. But the responsibilities I bear are alot heavier than “if I take out the trash & do the laundry I have the rest of the day off”

[fair bridge]

i'm basically married and it's a cakewalk idk what you're all talking about

[heady echo]

You would Deep rock 🕋 ?

[drowsy lynx]

You mean crack it in half and mine the insides? Eh why not, as long as there's beer

[broken sun]

fri'm just gonna delet that

[blazing shadow]

Maybe there is Jamon inside

[surreal ermine]

[gentle granite]

delete dn

[broken sun]

lets not just, be offensive about peoples religions and traditions please. even if it wasn't intended i don't exactly fancy dealing with the fallout

[fair bridge]

i wonder if there are any muslims in here

[placid wolf]

Maybe we shouldn’t allow religion in general

[covert jolt]

when emojis cause wars

[hasty sky]

Absolutely, we got a few ayyrab regulars as well

[fair bridge]

i've only ever seen hyper-catholic larpers

[placid wolf]

And if we do you should be allowed to criticize them

[hasty sky]

Clad was one of them 😔

[fair bridge]

sweet

[placid wolf]

I’m agnostic 🤷‍♀️

[drowsy lynx]

Maybe we should pray to emprah

[hidden wedge]

Why did you guys change the scum mastery skins they look awful

[blazing shadow]

Imagine the world with even fewer principles, people will be saddistic as hell

[neon agate]

Okay guys I have a religion. We talk about frogs

[fair bridge]

i think that's the same thing as hyper-catholic larping

[drowsy lynx]

I did see they're supposedly fixing some cosmetic issues which is nice

[gentle granite]

it's not a LARP because the Emperor is real and he protects me every day

[fair bridge]

i can't believe your parents never gave you the emperor talk

[hasty sky]

Where will your corpse god be next time you stub your toe

[fair bridge]

oh i need to make a christmas pfp

[placid wolf]

If you need threats of eternal damnation and suffering to be a good person… maybe you’re actually a bad person 🤷‍♀️

[heady echo]

🙏

[gentle granite]

I needed to be reminded of my mortality. Necessary wound

[blazing shadow]

Tell that to people in prission, with huge depression or drugg addicts, should they loose all feith and give up on their spirit?

[karmic idol]

The same place he was before, inside my belly

[placid wolf]

Also important to remember lets not be [RELIGIOUS TEXT] thumpers

[hardy wadi]

just unlocked auric missions as a veteran, oh yeah

[placid wolf]

Holy ad hominem 😨

[marsh iris]

scum would never give up their spirits 🥃

[hasty sky]

Welcome to the fun zone

[karmic idol]

Why yes they should

[drowsy lynx]

Why can't they have faith in themselves? Isn't putting your faith in a deity instead of yourself giving up on your own spirit?

[hardy wadi]

can i run my crit recon lasgun or should i go Meta Plasma?

[placid wolf]

Thats not what I was saying

[ocean widget]

neither
boltpistol

[fair bridge]

where are the fucking transform tools in GIMP what the fuck

[blazing shadow]

If people religion covers a part of our life whether you like it or not, in everything there is balance no matter how nihilistic you think you are the body needs sport, the brain books and the spirit faith

[karmic idol]

I'm pretty sure you can do crit recon even in havoc

[hardy wadi]

how about you tie your shoes first

[ocean widget]

[lyric badger]

Not so much a threat as it is a consequence

[surreal ermine]

insert linux gimp greentext here

[gloomy tartan]

The sounds interesting

[placid wolf]

If you need threats of burning forever in a hole to be a kind and empathetic person you should do some reevaluation. Not every religious person is like this tho

[neon agate]

Gimp?

[ocean widget]

yeah
its you hazy

[fair bridge]

gnu image manipulation program

[hardy wadi]

gonna experience some minor turbulance in auric thats for sure

[hasty sky]

Gnu Image Manipulation Program

[marsh iris]

fellow GIMP enjoyer

[placid wolf]

“Everyone has kindness dipshit! It came free with your fucking humanity!”

[fair bridge]

shift+s oh my fucking god

[neon agate]

(I was making a joke about how I wear castigators hood)

[drowsy lynx]

Gimp image manipulation program

[ocean widget]

hazy is a known gimp

[karmic idol]

Yeah honestly it's part of why I've never joined there religion is because whenever they try and convert me they always are like "ahh your gonna burn in hell because you don't Believe and Worship Our god" broski I do believe y'all just fucking suck at doing your own religion

[hardy wadi]

I use paint

[neon agate]

Fake. I am literally a basic normal boring man

[ocean widget]

why do you frog with so many people then

[placid wolf]

Stfu ur majestic

[lofty jasper]

Who occasionally screams

[neon agate]

I have frogged with zero people

[surreal ermine]

[ocean widget]

not what the leaderboards say

[gloomy tartan]

Ribbity

[neon agate]

Oh I was talking about my interests in ummm things. I am pretty basic right?

[ocean widget]

"things"

[ocean widget]

i fucking hate discord istg

[drowsy lynx]

Mod comes in and asks people to not post about religion and ofc 5 mins later a religion fan is in here trying to preach

[ocean widget]

wait fr i gotta see this

[karmic idol]

Yeah sounds bout right

[neon agate]

Occasionally is an understatement

[drowsy lynx]

It's this
#general-chat message

[lofty jasper]

It absolutely is

[neon agate]

WDYM

[blazing shadow]

You're focusing on a very specific way of seeing it to validate your way of seeing things, but it's a very simple way of looking at it

[ocean widget]

my spirit needs alcohol to keep it going so i dont know what they're on about
theres a reason its called spirit level

[blazing shadow]

It’s like the resume of the resume of the most resume way

[hardy wadi]

can we switch from religion to a dating site?

[covert jolt]

anyone up feeling holier than thou

[placid wolf]

He meant you can’t criticize the flaws in a certain religion. You can [RELIGIOUS TEXT] thump all you want pookie

[hardy wadi]

ladies hmu, i solo Havoc 40

[ocean widget]

goontide is not right now
politide is scheduled for now

[drowsy lynx]

This dude skirting under the "don't post religion" rule by having unintelligible English lmao

[placid wolf]

Waterfalls in my pants rn

[neon agate]

Uhhh I am putting ace, frog enjoyer, and that's it.

[blazing shadow]

Someday you probably will think about the alcohol as the shit it is

[ocean widget]

is religious
doesnt let people drink the blood of christ
wtf

[placid wolf]

Thats wine

[ocean widget]

yeah
which is an alcohol

[karmic idol]

Mate, that's how it works tho? Every lad from "God" has used that exact same thing to try and convert me and then gets all pissy when I call out the flaws of what there saying

[surreal ermine]

only if i can date kayex

[neon agate]

||Also Nena please people can't know. I can't ruin my rep here||

[hardy wadi]

something something I threw a krak grenade at a crusher and killed it

amd then the krak exploded

[placid wolf]

If wine is the blood of christ I’m full of the holy spirit’s love 🥴

[drowsy lynx]

Damn girl it's 12:30 pm

[nimble fractal]

You can take away anything from me, money, house, stuff and believe in Omnissiah but

BEER?

Hell, nah

[neon agate]

And your boyfriend is your faithful and only disciple?

[placid wolf]

I drink wine and read tasteful lesbian smut in the bath let a woman have hobbies

[karmic idol]

Honestly so far wine is the only good tasting alcohol I've had

[drowsy lynx]

Aint wasting no time huh

[placid wolf]

I’m not drinking yet lol. I will be in an hour or two tho

[hardy wadi]

link?

[karmic idol]

I also tried vodka as my first alcohol and god damn that was a definite mistake

[fair bridge]

wow gimp is actually pretty cool, way faster than photoshop

[neon agate]

I don't drink, but I don't mind if people do though

[drowsy lynx]

We're snowed in so if I wasn't at work I'd be getting turnt as well

[ocean widget]

nah links a fuckin dude

[placid wolf]

I read books lmao

[lofty jasper]

Same

[hardy wadi]

I got alcohol flush and cant drink, God's favourite soldier really gets his strongest battles

[karmic idol]

Do you got a room dedicated purely to books yet tho?

[drowsy lynx]

Tried a book once, didn't like the taste

[neon agate]

Add cheese to it

[placid wolf]

I have a shelf in my bedroom
Half is history half is smut

[drowsy lynx]

[karmic idol]

Combine them

[ocean widget]

pretty sure a third of your books would be historical smut given how osmosis works

[hardy wadi]

how do i get employed?

[karmic idol]

History Smut

[neon agate]

Darkest dungeon?

[ocean widget]

suffer at the whims of humanity

[placid wolf]

Actually thats hot asf what

[karmic idol]

Walk into a place with a gun and ask to be hired, 50/50 it'd work

[blazing shadow]

I know i like beer but 0% bear it’s actually decent(not that good to be honest)

[placid wolf]

Forbidden gay love in the middle ages

(I romanced Hans in KCD2 if you couldn’t tell 🥴)

[ocean widget]

hazy

[neon agate]

What's up?

[karmic idol]

Of course you did, ngl understandable I'd hit on hans too if I had the game still

[hardy wadi]

im so alone

[placid wolf]

It was a cute romance and very well written

[lofty jasper]

Try a dictionary, you'll shit out more sense than most people make nowadays

[karmic idol]

Develop schizophrenia

[neon agate]

You will find someone friend. I promise. Don't give up

[placid wolf]

I love 40 y/o dad humor

I imagine you laughing in a lazy boy with a beer can in ur hand rn

[hardy wadi]

I already developed peak engagement bait

[karmic idol]

Yeah the entirety of kcd2 is very well written and I need to kill someone for the game again

[lofty jasper]

Kek, minus the beer

[hardy wadi]

thanks bro, do we kiss now?

[neon agate]

Ramp is not even that old. He is like middle of the pack in our group. Petrus is 34

[neon agate]

Sorry my guy. I don't uhh kiss the homies

[placid wolf]

The comedy is wholesome middle aged dad tho

[karmic idol]

Not a true homie then

[lofty jasper]

And yet I find myself digging into dad humor and middle age jokes already lol

[hardy wadi]

Speaking of KCD, does the first one still crasha lot, put 50 hours into it but it crashed like Logan Sargeant

[placid wolf]

I kiss the girlies all the time tho

[karmic idol]

You've Always gotta kiss da homies

[neon agate]

Ramp puts up good jokes

[hasty sky]

I only really enjoy spirits as far as alcohol goes esp whiskey

[hardy wadi]

not even with socks on?

[lofty jasper]

I try lol

[neon agate]

||Bro did you get a girl pregnant and not know?|| Ramp

[karmic idol]

Uhh I just got it for like 8 dollars I'll play it and let yk personal experience with it

[placid wolf]

My girlfriends sit in my lap

Why are men afraid of being affectionate with their friends?

[lofty jasper]

||No.||

[charred epoch]

Not on my at the time rtx 3080-12 + 3800x3d build

[neon agate]

No I am straight cis guy in our group. Who is also the loud tank/support they throw at the front lines

[gloomy tartan]

I’ve been in a loving relationship with cadia for years

[hasty sky]

Stupid fucking stereotypes and societal expectations

[hardy wadi]

my kcd was modded, added a sword and some skill teesm so that could be a cause

[lofty jasper]

Hazy is loud tank and support
I am quiet but occasionally loud dps guy

[neon agate]

I don't mind hugging and stuff, but well...you know how I feel about that type of stuff Nena...Please don't bully me

[karmic idol]

Uhh, social weirdness and also, the homies are low-key a little too Actually gay and the straights get scared of that

[blazing shadow]

Probably your meaning of affectionate is not the same as a man

[ocean widget]

:)

[neon agate]

DENSE PLEASE

[karmic idol]

Yeah honestly

[hardy wadi]

just make sure the relationship doesnt come apart, or let a black fortress come between you

[fast gorge]

he is the best romance in the game

[fair bridge]

real answer: because of toxic masculinity

[placid wolf]

If I kiss my gal pal it’s not lesbian

If a guy hugs his bro its gay

[hasty sky]

But tbh I wouldn't want to sit in someone's lap unless they're an amazon because I might crush them

[fast gorge]

weak men not comfortable enough with their sexuality to make out and hug their friends in private SIGH

[lofty jasper]

Put a ring on it already

[neon agate]

Different views from society

[placid wolf]

I’m a big girl so I’m the designated lap seat ig

[hardy wadi]

woman kan kiss 50 girls and still be considered straight

I blow it ONCE and now im gay

[ocean widget]

chris's wife is dead ramp, be kind

[hasty sky]

Yeah that's understandable

[neon agate]

Bro Chris can't it fooking blew up

[lofty jasper]

NO

[karmic idol]

Ngl I love interacting with guys who have hardcore toxic masculinity because they are such insecure babies and it's just fun to bully them with my gay voice

[lofty jasper]

Smh

[ocean widget]

what the fuck is a gay voice

[fair bridge]

i saw what you deleted

[ocean widget]

nena
also yes nena it is

[fast gorge]

i dont know how to describe it but gay voice is real

[karmic idol]

Guy with a feminine voice but is still male soundingish

[placid wolf]

I had gay voice before I transitioned

[drowsy lynx]

There is a stereotypical gay accent it's true

[fast gorge]

Gay people are talking, listen and learn.

[ocean widget]

huh, little britain wasnt lying /j

[placid wolf]

Someone pin this

[fair bridge]

@karmic idol get fucked

[karmic idol]

Why me?

[fair bridge]

i ruined ur little reactions

[lethal niche]

when premium shop change items?

[karmic idol]

Nuh uh, not for me

[drowsy lynx]

Thursday

[ocean widget]

thursday

[fast gorge]

WOKE!!!! infighting yet again, unlike my unified chuddies

[ocean widget]

i think ive just had a stroke

[fast gorge]

go my little chuds, unto the anvil of war

[karmic idol]

Have it again rq just to be sure

[placid wolf]

Idk about y’all but I ain’t fighting

Making love not war with the girlies 🦅

[karmic idol]

Nah you've gotta do both

[ocean widget]

if you arent actively physically fighting your mates they arent your mates

[placid wolf]

You just wanna see a cat fight bffr

[karmic idol]

You always gotta bully the ever loving fuck out of your friends and then compliment them so intensely there confused

[karmic idol]

That too because it's really funny

[lofty jasper]

That's how you get healthy friendships

[fast gorge]

sorry but i only recognise a relationship as real if they've had an enemies > sworn-enemies > rivals to lovers arc. go to war already.

[median mica]

where can i ask for a penance help? ^^

[karmic idol]

Man when women fight y'all say some genuinely wild shit to each other like god fucking damn

[ocean widget]

which penance

[neon agate]

This is literally 90% of my friendships

[karmic idol]

For real

[lofty jasper]

Except me

[median mica]

just a flesh wound ^^

[drowsy lynx]

I fucked up and made what might be the best batch of brownies I've ever made yesterday

[ocean widget]

ah
#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[placid wolf]

Last fight I was in was against a man and I still beat his ass

[lofty jasper]

I haven't bullied Hazy and I probably won't tbh, I'm too nice to do that

[karmic idol]

I do especially to my female friends because I gotta humble them because they get full of themselves and then I also gotta compliment them because there low-key insecure asf

[neon agate]

Ramp being the one guy who DOESN'T bully me because everyone else does

[ocean widget]

nena, that was a child

[median mica]

just need 2 more its better then bots XD

[lofty jasper]

There has to be at least one friend who doesn't, so it's me lmao

[placid wolf]

We were both children at the time

[fast gorge]

last time i got in a fight i kind of ran way to live and fight another day

[neon agate]

I can't insult anyone and even then I feel really bad.

[placid wolf]

I don’t like fighting but when I do gotta fight I’m going to hurt you as grievously as I can

[karmic idol]

I do it out of love and friendship and only feel guilty if I hit a soft spot of there's

[neon agate]

Hazy breathes Chris and Dense: "Haha Hazy wears the gimp mask"

[paper bluff]

Bro, I just named just named the bros and I’s new group chat the Wolfpack. I couldn’t come up with anything else.

[lofty jasper]

Meanwhile me and my brother are always giving each other shit but laughing about it

[placid wolf]

I’ll rip clumps of hair outta your head and bite you like a feral animal idgaf

[neon agate]

I get bullied and called a dog boy because of how I act towrds people

[ocean widget]

you wouldnt be getting shit for wearing the gimp mask if you didnt wear the gimp mask

[lofty jasper]

Literally

[karmic idol]

Friendly asf?

[placid wolf]

(This is because I don’t know how to fight but pretend I’m not pathetic)

[paper bluff]

All I had was Goblin Gang Bros and Bros before Woes. I chose The Wolfpack 😆

[neon agate]

IT IS THE ONLY MASK THAT COVERS MY FACE

[lofty jasper]

Hazy needs a full helmet at all costs

[karmic idol]

Relatable

[neon agate]

Very very much so. People say you can beat me up and I would STILL buy you are brownie

[ocean widget]

given chris's recent actions this could also apply to him
in a different way

[ocean widget]

"buy you are brownie"

[karmic idol]

Okay I need you to stop being That friendly

[drowsy lynx]

Just give them one of mine that way it's free

[placid wolf]

The fist grip on the hair and terrible form punches to the head is our secret move 😏

[ocean widget]

what if they're bald nena

[open tulip]

yo guys how do these shrines look and where do they spawn? I havent seen a single one in 2 event games

[karmic idol]

Man I've got long hair and I'm honestly scared to get into fights because I Know a bitch is finna grab that shit

[open tulip]

all i found was one relic. Also do they count for the whole team when used, or does each member have to claim it manually?

[neon agate]

No. I dropped the sad hazy lore on why I will always try to be compassionate

[placid wolf]

THATS WHY WE PUT IT UP BEFORE THROWING DOWN

[ocean widget]

do the event missions
if you see some guys named dreg cultists shooting lightning at tall green crystal-like walls thats the shrines

[kindred furnace]

they look like shrines, they have a force field held up by a bunch of sorcerers

[cold cradle]

my internet died what did I miss

[neon agate]

Nah, but it's your brownie

[ocean widget]

they count for everyone

[blazing shadow]

i think those are random, it looks like big shrines with a book, is not subtle

[placid wolf]

Punch her in the boob

[open tulip]

so pretty hard to miss huh

[lofty jasper]

Can confirm

[ocean widget]

i dont even remember the hazy lore tbf

[kindred furnace]

yes

[karmic idol]

Bitch, idk how tf to put my hair up in .3 seconds like y'all it's gonna take me a good 30 seconds or so

[open tulip]

they arent super hidden or out of the way are they? I assume there is also some kind of sound queue when nearby?

[ocean widget]

they're big and neon green maxx

[neon agate]

do you want me to go link it in the server?

[hardy wadi]

i love dying in darktide, i love only spawning back in at the halfway point of the missions

[placid wolf]

I will not step to a guy whos post puberty strength. How effortlessly my boyfriend can lift me up is as hot as it is scary

[blazing shadow]

have a golden aura and usually are in the middle of the arena

[karmic idol]

Uhh there's green forcefields around em and shit tbh

[cold cradle]

why are you taking 30 seconds to put up your hair?

[open tulip]

well i dont know dude alright, i played 2 event games and havent seen a single one. TO be fair i joined like 25% of the way in already

[ocean widget]

yeah actually
you're gonna get this a lot when dealing with the person with known memory issues

[lofty jasper]

Stop dying

[ocean widget]

theres like 2-3 per mission

[karmic idol]

Because idk how to put it up at all

[cold cradle]

It's loot goblin mode, look around

[ocean widget]

think of the ration event except you're even more british

[cold cradle]

practice like drilling a quick draw from a holster.
I can get mine up in less than 3 seconds

[placid wolf]

I can get my hair in a ponytail in like 10 seconds tops

[vague elm]

Calm down ya'll I can only get so bricked up

I ain't even got my belt undone in that time

[neon agate]

"Wherever people gather, his songs will soothe the destitute, and galvanize the fearful."

[karmic idol]

Oh god yeah it's insane, it's also insane that women Don't realize the strength difference between them and men, like one time there was this girl I was hanging out with and she trains and fights and all that and I just sit in my recliner 24/7 doing like Nothing and still managed to win in every spar we did

[hardy wadi]

was waiting for this helpgful answer

[cold cradle]

why are you taking your belt off to get in a fight? Are you fighting your kids or something?

[hardy wadi]

fr tho, why is veteran so squishy

[lofty jasper]

Best I can do

[placid wolf]

Women can beat up men. I’m chubby and don’t work out tho so it sure as shit aint me

[nimble fractal]

Everyone be blessed by Omnissiah, need to go slep

[cold cradle]

don't get hit, that's why.

[blazing shadow]

psyker and hive scum are on another level

[surreal ermine]

vet has a fuckhuge toughness pool, keep your toughness up

[placid wolf]

Psyker is easymode and we should normalize bullying psyker players

[barren helm]

He isn't honestly

[drowsy lynx]

My old roommate was a tiny lesbian that liked to drink and would always go on about how she could win a fight against a much larger man. I hope she never tried

[lofty jasper]

Fight like you fragging mean it

[karmic idol]

Oh yeah definitely I've had my ass handed to me a few times by women but it's just still surprising to me how many women don't really acknowledge or realize there's a definite strength difference

[neon agate]

Honestly if a woman wants to fight me I will be super safe with her. Unless she wants me to fight back. And even then I will be safe

[surreal ermine]

yeah also spam voice of command for yummy gold toughness

[placid wolf]

Women just have to work harder for muscle & physical strength

[blazing shadow]

mmmmmm, i always focus my bullying skills on knife zealots, don't care about the rest (it takes nearly all my energy)

[lofty jasper]

SHOW ME YOUR KARKIN WAR FACE

[karmic idol]

Oh man, she's got that short bitch energy tho so she Might be a little good

[cold cradle]

I dunno man I dated a blackbelt. If you can close on someone smaller than you and grapple them, unless they have actual wrestling training you win by pure mass.
But if they can keep distance and use kinetics you're fucked.

[neon agate]

Arb main here with forceful, shield bash, with mace and shield

[ocean widget]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXoZMeOZLNw

[placid wolf]

I like men when they’re rough in bed. Anywhere else and I’m gonna screech like a harpy out of fear

[neon agate]

If I punched someone in the face. God I hope they have a strong jaw...

[cold cradle]

Big M'lady energy

[drowsy lynx]

Maybe if she's sober and definitely better than the average woman but she was dead set on this "i can break your knees" tactic that would probably not pop off before she ate one big hit and was done

[hazy kestrel]

I’M FINALLY FREE FROM THE HIVE SCUM PENANCE GRIND. In like 2 more missions.

[ocean widget]

hazy is like a dumber gold retriever
no neckbeard potential from him

[placid wolf]

Hazy has the brick shithouse build he’s being reasonable

[cold cradle]

Why are you grinding? what is the point?

[karmic idol]

Yeah that's true, also idk if you could tell but I have a Slight dislike towards most women's self defense classes because like 90% of the time there usually just bullshit money grabs which is yk Really bad

[drowsy lynx]

Foreplay

[hazy kestrel]

Because I have literally everything else done and nothing to work towards atm.

[placid wolf]

If Hazy punched me I would turn to dust like an Undertale character

[neon agate]

I HAVE TO BE

[cold cradle]

This is sad. Have you considered a hobby?

[obtuse oak]

if hazy punched me i would start crying

[karmic idol]

Oh god the damn knee hitters, those bishes do be a little scary

[neon agate]

I can't punch you nena

[wispy wadi]

Don't bully us, it builds our peril up and that only makes us stronger

[placid wolf]

I would vomit blood and die. Have you seen how broad he is?

[blazing shadow]

why are you speaking about figthing like 30 minuts

[obtuse oak]

no

[neon agate]

HANK I WOULD NOT PUNCH YOU TRUST ME

[ocean widget]

you'll be fine
the discord moderator-required adipose tissue will absorb the impact

[obtuse oak]

idk man i feel like you would punch me

[drowsy lynx]

Frogs are generally wide

[hazy kestrel]

I read often in my free time

[placid wolf]

Thank god Hazy isn’t a toxic man because he looks like he could punch through my chest like Omni-Man

[neon agate]

I would punch no people in this god d**n server

[cold cradle]

no shit. What's your current genre kick?

[ocean widget]

boo

[karmic idol]

Uh no, idk what any of y'all look like

[obtuse oak]

oh my god he really is a golden retriever.

hazy baby you can swear in this server. it's okay.

[ocean widget]

i did say hes a dumber golden retriever

[hazy kestrel]

Philosophy, oddly enough atm

[cold cradle]

Challenge accepted.
One golden retriever against another

[neon agate]

STOP IT

[placid wolf]

Can I recommend you my favorite book? :3

[neon agate]

NOW THE MODS ARE BULLYING ME

[drowsy lynx]

When the mod tells you to use harsher language

[placid wolf]

Pin this

[cold cradle]

Man philosophy reads are great because if you take the framework they give you and apply it to the world itself you get to see it from an entirely different facet. Then again, they can also be disillusioning. Like how I stopped giving a fuck about video games

[drowsy lynx]

But can he bully you enough to get you to punch him?

[karmic idol]

Truly a beauty to witness

[broken sun]

what are we bullying this person about

[ocean widget]

insert that fallout new vegas memorial quote

[surreal ermine]

we should only be allowed to use the darktide curse words smh karkers

[ocean widget]

hazys a dumber golden retriever
wont punch people
wont swear
etc etc

[cold cradle]

Being nice

[drowsy lynx]

Self censorship

[broken sun]

imagine being nice in the darktide discord

[neon agate]

Oh no. If you hurt or bully my friends yeah I would punch you, but if it's just me it's fine

[cold cradle]

Self discipline in this hive of scum and heresy

[broken sun]

bannable offence

[placid wolf]

I didn’t see the reaction

My fav book is Tuesdays With Morrie. Give it a read!

[cold cradle]

What's the opposite of "mods, whack his nuts."

[placid wolf]

Mods gently fondle his nuts 😩

[ocean widget]

thank you nena for saying it for me

[broken sun]

[gilded socket]

All i want for Christmas is many tremendous things

[wispy wadi]

[cold cradle]

Well, @obtuse oak , get to it.

[karmic idol]

May thou stub thine toe

[ocean widget]

hanks trained in the ancient art of fushigi

[placid wolf]

All I want for christmas is my bf in his firefighter pants and suspenders 🦅 🦅 🦅

[neon agate]

Hey. I got nothing excep thtat

[gilded socket]

Imagine

[cold cradle]

They are

[neon agate]

NO NO NO NO NO NENA NO. BAD NENA YOU KNOW ME

[wispy wadi]

something something firehose