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Tau? Xeno lover
yes
And not even a cool xeno at that
Wait what lmao
Double heresy
Necrons better
Better opinion^
Still heresy but better
Subjective lol
No such thing as subjective in the Imperium
If you wanna count the votann as “xenos” they’re the best
The gods?
Nah the space dwarves
aeldari >
Oh wait no those are Katans, i think its spelt
I have never really cared for dwarves outside of like dnd or stuff similar
Aaaa
Cringe and leaf lover pilled
Rock and stone to the bone
Whats a leaf lover
Knife ears
This guy isnt a ball knower
Fuck elves
Rock and roll and stone⛏️
I prefer, neither
-Robute Gulliman
I don’t really have a favourite dnd race
I just know i never pick elf or short races
hobgoblins are the best
humans are best
Human is still good
FREE MEE FROM SLOWMOOODEEEE
I can't believe the wolp is posting humie propaganda
They made variant human balanced in 5.5 and its also baseline now
Most recently i made an earth Genasi named Stone, with a “talking” rock named rock
They're sitting pretty nice
Okay rogal dorn
I played a eldarin eco terrorist
I am one third imperial fist
what the hell is going on in that chat
Peak
One third, Blood Angel, last third Iron hand
I like imperial fists uniquely because of TTS rogal dorn
zealot chat activities
I like their attitude
One last game for the night, praying i get one not full of hives scum
Here’s hoping you do because fuck you
Fuck you too lol
Loose canon talking with scum is. Interesting. Havent heard many yet.
Only real line I remember is about loose canons usual “aint doin shit unless they catch me”, and the hiver pretty much just agreeing
Ngl the hiver almost sounded disappointed in him tho
Bounty Hunter thinks he's lazy
Loose cannon and bounty hunter are a lesbian power couple
Out there to clear out every bar in tertium so they can get absolutely wasted
So apparently the pox burster's explosion radius has been increased
Bursters are just buggy right now, fs knows
i saw a post on reddit about a fem scum (not sure which personality) talking with judge. she goes like OOOOOH when judge called her madam
Anarchist
question is it just me or are the rejects starting to mellow out
Theyve gotten nicer as times gone on ime
The higher rank you get, the more 'professional' they'll treat one another
I like how male cadian and maul are actually just bros
what about the professional vet and the outlaw they seem to get along
also noticed the hive scum seem sorta concerned whenever someone gets downed just something i've noticed
They do? That's sweet!
I think mine said 'nothing of value was lost' when someone died
Probably an arb
well its an arbi
I think it was one of the rat hive scum
Everytime a scum has died the other scum seem to care
They get a kick out of arb dying tho ime, or going down, or getting netted
Then it might've been an Arb lol, poor sod
Arb can die for several reasons
Arb is very fun :]
32 gigs of DDR5 Ram is now $400, thanks A.I
Man, as a person who's barely done missions above damnation I should definitely do auric mortis trials
whats your fav model ever guys? :3
Ok wait I can get 51k ordo dockets for this should I actually do that?
Mortis is really easy go nuts
Yeah I love how busted you can make yourself lol
Ehh
Its fun for a few runs then gets really boring
Sicarian infiltrator
Because you just win if you can play half decent
Favorite unit in fiction
My fav model that I have is definitely guilliman
I love all the trim
Kill this man
Shoot that guy
Why? I like trim
mine is the Dark Angels interrogator chaplin or Lions model :3
40,000 mutants
No I'm killing you for liking a primarch
Lion is my dad tho
What can I say? I think they’re cool
I think im disinterested in space marines in general, I dont hate them i just feel nothing. I like tau, admech, and nids
feels so good knowing I wasn't being loopy about hitboxes being off
Anyone want to run a private game and go for the zealot Just A Flesh Wound penance??
anyone elsed DT freeze when they finish a mission? I have no mods
I love how everyone is so nice in this server 🥲
I can change that any time just ask
Wth why
I dunnoi just in case you wanted me to
He's that nice, you see
Thank you for the offer
It's just how Aussies express their fondness for someone nw
Oh he’s Australian
I do my best :]
Maybe, idk
Why is there slowmode
Official discords always have slow mode
Anyone that wants to go for the Just A Flesh Wound zealot penance feel free to join
https://discord.com/channels/727074276724965407/1162146228839133223
Can someone please direct me to a channel that has no slowmode
I think you'll fit in #zealot-class
Thank you so much <33
Its literally every other channel
heh
Thanks
Wow that chat is peculiar
why would you tell them this
Yeah general sucks
Why not?
you cant just let people know im australian they will pbully me
I never said you were one, you've just confirmed it yourself
o shit its the marmite muncher
its starting
Direct all Grey name to Zealot
They do be shrimping ngl
Yeah honestly it is pretty damn easy so far
I literally just got fucking suicide bombed by a Fuck ton of pox bursters and got sniped Midair
Entire team, dead because they where All scummers
I should be able to market garden with the shovel
Man ngl it's kinda annoying when your entire team is a glass cannon, like no offense to scummers because they don't get a choice, other than not playing scummer in being a Glass cannon
Hey some of us are good Dx
Look, y'all have like No health
Ive had some pretty good hive cums
Especially against a horde of bursters and snipers who trained trickshots
Dodge
Hive scum is the dodge class. If folks stink ay dodging they’ll be even worse at hive scoom
I don't think it's possible to dodge a bomb tbh
If you can dodge a crusher overhead you can dodge a bomb
Yeah lemme just send the video in the vids channel rq
i had dodged from one enemy to stop right before a crusher smash, it was funny
Yep that sounds about right for dealing with a crusher
Also I like swore to God we had a arby on our team
FOR CADIA
I joined the femboy server
Omg send me an invite
It's literally the tag your using
Nvm I’m in that one too
Yeah
SKULLS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE
What is the weakest class in DT rn
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
bone for the bone throne
Are poxbursters not making noise for anyone else?
Why so?
The 1st part
anyone want to get martyr skulls? ive ignored them for 2 years
Guys why is the smartest Ogryn the meanest? What does this mean lol
Is Emprah friend?
No
Then why does shouty talk about ‘im all day?
Is it okay to shorten Bone singers as Boners
approved
Intelligence tends to come with disillusionment
Boner, boners suggest a singular individual have multiple reproductive organs to errect, which is awesome btw but i don't think it's possible
Hello my name is Bruce, I love the emperor don't listen to what anyone else tells you
eldar boners: erecting a wraithlord
why do the sound cues in this game seem to just get worse and worse over time
its tub of lard shark what you expect
A lot of game sounds muffle out the trappers for me
Poxbursters, trappers, dog pounce.. no queues like 90% of the time now
Only solution is cackling trapper, can be edited to fix bursters and dogs too
Dogs not doing the pounce anim is a feature at this point, been a thing since the dog rework 2 years ago
Oh yeah a lot of dogs just only start barking when they're pretty much ready to pounce lmao
I have observed numerous conversations concerning the “fuckedness” that has befallen most special enemies. Especially poxbursters.
I just push dogs and kill them
Missus supports 🐈
I like kitty cats
And geese
I wrote a tiny bit today. Yay.
That’s kewl
Best counter to pox bursters is to let it chase someone else 
Shoot it next to an ally
even better
Shoot the poxburster then talk in chat about how useless your team is
Unironicly wouel be the worst shit to happen bro lol
I just blow it up before it ever gets near anybody
Team wipe Killed and not Rezzed ever lmao
no matter what they say you can remind them that they died first
doesn't matter if you die second
Completing the mission solo after would be some shit
Just refusing to rez and locking in
Jokes aside though I feel like I legit am the only person who bothers to revive anyone in games these days
You can do this to spite floor players
I revive my friends
lol floor players wtf is that
Bursters are 100% bugged to shit without a shadow of a doubt in my mind
A player that is more horizontal than vertical
I try to revive or help people as quickly as I can because Warframe habits die hard
Sometimes you gotta let ‘em lay there and kill stuff first
Floating French nun in 4 days
Like when they surrounded by multiple crushers lol
let them bleed out or use them as poxburster bait
Poxs love killing downed mfs
Blocking with Ogryn shield SHOULD block all poxburster damage IMO
But I guess fatshark hates us or something
I feel like poxbursters have been the driving factor in making me develop spacial awareness, especially in the first couple hours of dt
Anxiety^^^^
It does feel like no one else on the team even shoots at them but me when I so much as hear them before they come out through the spawn doors
I'm locked into their general direction
esp trappers
They dont like to die to my shitty default infantry lasgun
The one of the worst things in this game, those and Trappers will eventually be a pavlovian murder queue in your brain.
Real they're pretty tanky
Thats cause you aren't supposed to shoot them, you're supposed to push them when they leap at you.
Fear response
Ok but during a horde I prefer to shoot them before they get to me idk
Also their head hitbox is over their left shoulder iirc, not on their head
I learned the hard way from LFD2 that the sploders must not be shot first.
They must be pushed. Then they are dealt with accordingly.
Fr? Is it like the glowing bomb part?
Yeah, I believe that's a good description of it.
I still push them though but I have bad luck with being body blocked
Idk i dont wanna even let them close enough to shove
You'll get comfier doing it in time, I promise.
I started like auto dodging trapper nets off audio que. Feel like neo
Very good
Better option would be to tank the hit and double dip on medicae 
I mean shooting bursters currently is the better option, but that's because bursters are buggy post patch
I always aim to remove bursters before they get into push range. In thick hordes you can't let the burster just walk up to you like you won't have time. Shooting is best imo 
Oh yeah I definitely have gotten better at dodging trapper nets, the only time they get me is when I'm swarmed and the nets just fly through all the enemies
I feel like I have the most trouble with flamers. Especially when theres a group of 30 zombies between us
Actually no. Ragers mess me up the most. Haven't figured out how to fight them in melee yet
That and even if you push them sometimes enemies body block from behind and prevent you from dashing out of the explosion range
I WILL as a shouty veteran waste my shouts on one (1) mutant or pox burster or hound or trapper if I won't kill them in time I'm not in the mood to deal with them at all
nah that's a good spend, I use my taunt to throw bursters back all the time when my stamina is low
shout the burster toward a Zealot
They deserve it
Praise be
Yeah I spam taunt in the same way too like I'm not saving it for the next match
Why do people not like zealots
Anybody down to play maelstroms
Kn*fe ear syndrome
That and some of their penances are pretty bad for teamwork
Zealot used to have an ability that encourage them to separate from the team and go solo, making them unfavourable for other people. This ability was later removed but the stain remains
So like ash mains
Few of them are not an issue but a rager pack all on youz you gotta prepare your ass for this one
Staggering and killing one by one
It didn't encourage anything because it didn't do anything
Loner was more or less purely placebo
Jäger's ability has always been very beneficial to the team tbh
knife zealots even without loner still run ahead and try to speedrun
There was a penance that require you to separate from the team to do iirc
No like I might lose a 1v3. Im getting better but I havent clocked how to fight them
What class you play?
Vet rn. Low level
are you talking about me?
I think my problem is im dodging And blocking waiting for an opening but they just keep attacking me
imo, Stagger. Ragers hit twice very quickly which burns your stamina while blocking so if you're not ace with timing your dodges you need to figure out a way to reliably stagger them
I mean, I do like burning things with my Flamer… but I do more than that! I also rip and tear and pray and do the Emperor’s work.
anyone knows what this Mr.E dude talking about again in his new vid?
Keep your distance, throw nades if you have or use your ranged
On melee push them to stagger and try to focus the ones who are not too stacked
Mister E making videos that ranged and melee scum are not good
he made a new video about like "you aren't crazy darktide is broken" or sth
Meanwhile the videos before those, makes builds and say how strong ranged/melee scum is kmao
Oh, there's some issues mainly poxbursters tweaking the fuck out since the update
but yes, legit...what's a nicer word for stupid?
that's him every other week, man can't help himself from ragebaiting
Tanner said its too early to make a take on scum so im sitting on that opinion
Well earned title of sloptuber
havent they always been "tweaky" tho, I climbed to H40 and they still feel more or elss the same lmao
Never listen to tanner
Why are you listening to tanner
Stop that now
Ah, my dear friend, you don’t know do you? We do not like Tanner here.
idk about Tanner btu I have heard he's as bad as MrE
This isnt ww2 im allowed to be friends with both sides
Oh fucking gods are we rehashing this discussion for the 6th time this week
what's the deal with this Tanner guy lol?
They always have been an awkward enemy with the behaviour so is no surprise
But this update on my matches, I saw nothing wronf
Racist
insanely racist
He is femboy that's all you need to know
We hate femboys
yea I heard the video with my own ears, kid's a racist loser, nuff said
oh THAT'S a whole other level lol
Fair. I suggest you use them for some statistics. Nothing more.
Tanners statistics aren't even good
Also tanner recently beefing with Reginald
Big emphasis on “some”
we fw Reginald here
Not only is he a next level asshole he's also not even a good resource on the game
Or, alternatively, go to Ryken. He’s a good man.
There is no genuine reason to watch tanner
Or Reginald. If you wish for fun gameplay, go to Mr Unc or ChocoB
Death threats to a CM, usage of fans to deface multiple guides on steam with comments, bad takes but we all do those occasionally, blatant misinformation and some odd dms on top of the recet drama with Reginald
lol, how come?
Remember that he was upset he was not given an early access key for the scum and update build but all other content creators did? Lol lmao even
yeah legit, I mean I had ONE instance of 5 poxbursters spawning at the same time and destroyed my team but that's it xD
god damn
threatening cm? upset when not getting EA key? i wonder why
tanner seem fine
Hes not
Tanner be saying he despises Ogryn, hates every part of it in the game then he starts yapping he has saved Ogryn for his rework (He never completed all Ogryn penances)
Who’s Tanner?
Mister E guy
Please gods just scroll up I'm tired of explaining it
Mister E?
The God Emperor? 
Tanner lindberg and mister e are two diffrtent people
he is baiting, dudes been around awhile, he knows lmao
Darktide drama lol, just watch ChocoB and git gut
They are some of the largest Darktide youtubers
why is it so funny to shoot a pox burster and accidently sending a teammate go flying cause of it
chocob the goat fr
Watch funny videos about the darktide characters and personalities from frip frop
see, that wasn’t so hard was it?! @lethal solstice
It also wasn't accurate at all
ryken gang
I’m going to give you shit because you’re so dramatic
frip frop and JoPlays do be goats on that front too
0% drama, 0% commentary, 100% skillz
Mr Unc too
Mr Unc is also good, as far as I know.
We've had a discussion about his dumb ass at minimum once every day this week
I only watch Hanks videos 
I'm tired
Hank? more like mid
my only engagement with the DT community is the steam forums
He is a chill dude, playing for fun
He has hilarious clip dumps
how horrifying
Yet you found yourself in this den of sin
If we didn't have to deal with the aftermath of the misinformation nuke I'm sure we wouldn't
I'm tired
His gameplay is the reason I got into the game. Also, he is the reason I use only one mod: super impact. Hilarious.
Darktide community is chiller than I expected. I only got called the n word thrice :]
I ignore most of the stuff I find annoying ngl, plus I have like, a job and a social life and stuff so I can’t just get into every conversation on here.
Employed gang rise up
Never stops being funny seeing a plague ogyn getting yeeter out of outer space with thammer
Did you use the Mic, never use the mic
This discord is the only place exists lol
No completely unpromted
I've never gotten any slur playing DT. A lot of square boxes maybe, but not once slur
Nvm i recall getting a few from me mates
So does the cosmetics in the shop cycle out weekly?
Nope they’re pretty inconsistent
2 weeks rotation
Damn
i ate my mic
Every two weeks, on Thursday’s iirc.
I swear sometimes it’s been longer than 2 weeks
Ok because the current cosmetics are so ass
Yes the slops are replaced weekly from the trough 😏
Next rotation is on next Thursday
I'm sitting here with like 8k currency to spend
Man saving up good
Hurry UP
Before updates
I lowkey think the free veteran skins are better than the paid onwa
Having to wait 2 weeks for a single set only to be an ugly one was the dark times
I want to be all dolled up for The Emperor
Unwilling delayed gratification. The wait will either drive you mad or make your eventual purchase juicier.
Some yes. Some paid are bootiful.
question thats been really annoying to test because my only melee weapon is a crowbar with the blessing that buffs damage every 3 seconds and every swing rotates the crusher
regarding the blessing that lets your swing ignore hit mass + bonus damage on fully charged attack, what is a fully charged attack? is it holding m1 down until the attack starts on its own, or is that little "windup" animation when it's considered "fully charged," and anything past that is just delaying your swing?
Now its 2 sets every 2 weeks
Well, the ones in atm. I havent seen prior vet skins
Well in the reccomended section there are kriegers
Wait it’s actually going to be 2 sets next rotation?
most stuff from the FOMO shop are mid regardless of rotation, some of it looks kinda cool if you’re like going for a theme or whatever but it’s mostly mid imo
Yes
Oh fr?
I played Destiny 2 without making a single eververse purchase and hustling (through getting gifted) the expansions. I'm a very patient man
2 sets rotation on page been like that for a while now
2 sets page has been going on for a while
You missed the good times of you played after it got f2p
I dont think ive seen a krieger
There's one right now
Krieg mention, kill the chat
Reccomended tab and there should be an arrow on the right
Good on you man. Good on you. Patience is one of the values I cherish the most. Also, you have my respect for earning your stuff.
Oh I was playing when that game was on the battle.net launcher and people were on mars spamming the endless missions for that one gun I forgot the name of
I mourn what destiny could have been
better krieger than yellow kriegs
My man then. I stopped after dsrk keep or whatever it was called
Destiny 2 players crowdfunding for someone's car collection all these years though oh that hurts
You mean steel legion? The original kriegers?
Also Steel Legion, Vostroyan, Elysian drop troop are the only 3 that looks lore accurate so far in Darktide
Beyond light and sunsetting was like the final nail in the coffin for me
I think I'm 95% done with the event
Don't make me spank you
I never got to so raid though. And after game got f2p i was angry. Base power lvl 750 instead of 10
It won't be sexy
Titan mains stand up📣📣
I missed the forsaken endgame content like the bright well, doing waves to unlock the rest of your subclass was an neat concept, like having a reason to at least try endless missions to get a secret room that gave you the last material you needed to unlock your full abilities
What's not sexy
okay...
Solar titan here
Destiny players groomed into being whales because why were people calling me a free to play leech all because I didn't own the latest expansion but had like $200 worth of content taken away
I never reslly got into other classes than titan.
Oh I loved playing void bubble titan
Void for me
Yeah. All the deleted planets
Thrown hammers where the goat for me
Destiny is just doing star wars stuff I thought it was a seasonal event it's a WHOLE expansion with a story lmao
Has there ever been a case where you gain 1+ Havoc level after weekly Havoc reset?
my buddy was Havoc 39 yesterday with 1 deployment left, but then I think he forgot and thought weekly reset gave him +1 rank cuz he thought he was H38...that or im being ragebaited
I also hated pvp.
But needed to do that for ace of spades
Juggernaut build, overshield and sweet biz
Destiny pvp was so fucking miserable
I remember when the ice stasis class came to PVP like actual terrorists were in games stunlocking you lmao
Idk what that was
Stasis subclass that came with Beyond Light
D2 is dead to me after bungie destroyed it
Onslaught is the best thing that happened to it recently
To think Destiny 1 is actually the better game 
that star wars "collab" is so blatant lol
I dont follow d2 anymore. Deleted steam news from it
The price of the whole expansion deluxe bundle whatever is psychotic
D2 is more expensive than sims
all sims DLC combined?
The lore for Destiny is actually pretty awesome pre-Witch Queen
Aztecross is such a dope YouTube. Wish he played a different game
I'm out of the loop here, what happened to the EWC mod?
I avtually loved wq
Oh yeah I heard WQ was good
Hive Scum players are ass ngl
Wq was the best expansion in d2 I think
Let them cook they're going to get better trust in their investments for now
i saw the mod hidden by the author, which makes it impossible to update for me rn
What is EWC again
Extended Weapon Customization
you're probably better off asking on the darktide modding discord
Ah
Putting a scope on your Hellbore feels right ngl
What is the worst veteran primary weapon
crutch
Personally though I'm not a fan of shotguns in any game but I might try them on dark tide
I'm not familiar with this slang, what does it mean?
it's a crutch
Right
Youre not allowed to use scopes anymore?😂
always gonna make fun of modders who claim they add quality of life but in reality just making the game easier for themselves
Shotguns have more than 2 meters of range.
Oh I see, lol
Imagine judging others for using cosmetic mods
Hnmmmmmm
I mean is a scope really a crutch though????
And are really acurate
It seems a little silly to get worked up over but you do you lmao
They gotta remove the bigass rail from the Helbore, we're not mounting anything on it and it just obstructs the view
Oh yeah space fantasy shotguns are different huh
Yeah no idea what it was there in the first place. I did recall FS said they'll add weapon customization before launch
I sont think so. Its a trade off, less fov and more zoom.
DONT MESS WITH THE GUARD
And more recoil
I have a mod that is straight up cheating, whenever an Ogryn taunts a big sound drawning sound plays, fart reverb
I hope they fix the hitboxes soon
Shotguns irl have really good range and accuracy. I blame Call of Duty for tarnishing their reputation.
Oh god I hate the recoil on some of the autoguns
I havent used an autogun yet. I wanna stick with my shitty infantry lasgun until I get a plasma
Honestly, yeah perhaps that might be why I hate them
Would dual las pistols on the hive scum be good?
Dual plasma pistols
Boner
I want these hobo rags out of the shop NEOW
Could be shared
oi is there an option to stop the head bobbing? while sprinting
You mean screen shake? Should be an option to reduce camera sway in the Interface section
Is there a chat for new player who just bought the game
No. But feel free to ask questions on class chats
General. Im new asf and found some decent hell
thank you good sir that shit was annoying me
Help*
Disable all screenshake, sway and wobbles, it makes the game so much better and readable
i wonder if the zealot trophies are easier since the rework
Do tell if it works though, never fiddle with the thing myself so idk if it does anything
It does wonders
"as the zealot, kill 40 stunned enemies within 10 seconds on Malice or higher" its so awkward to pull off

I'll just imagine people using those have a stabilization system installed in their spine or something, like a chicken when running
Get other zealot eith stun nades. The nades throw also count
Play solo, oh wait 
I am quite fond of frag grenade spam :]
Am high as shit rn
Dope 😂
You guys like deftones?
Stimm supply with cool down reduction and chorus zealot is a good combination. A cocaine fuel preacher just for my baby Billy role play
Take it or leave it. More of a Pink Floyd dude myself
Imma leave it
I mean I could take or leave deftone
God emperor, bless this stimm to give me the gas to beat this demon
Are the stimms like drugs or
Nah
I have seen an increasing amount of racist character names since Hive Scum dropped. Kinda sad honestly
Chems, drugs and all mentions of such are filtered by the name screen, only acceptable name is stimms
you can report em!
Ive just seen a lot of racism period on the game in general
Racist how?
unfortunatly the 40k fandom has a lot of chuds
Is it racist to call a xenos a filthy xenos?
There must have been a mod to bypass the naning filter
GordonFentman isn't allowed for me yet people have been able to use exactly that name...among less funny and much more nefarious ones
Yeah like me
Seeing an arbites names something about Floyd or 13% or a scum named something about black people doing drugs
No the game allowed to call a zealot kn*fe ear.
wtf
Yeah it’s sadly prevalent enough that i have seen a few
Yeah it's funny, yesterday I saw a scum with fent in his name lmao
Do all classes have a jacket over armor look? Love that look lol
So many scummers with krack in their name
the whole fent in the name thing is so painfully unfunny
Incredible how that goes through the filters, but I couldn’t name my guy DrParacetamol
I should make one called ass-krack
i cant use Scumalot 😔
best hivescum name i've seen so far is Vyvyan, referencing the young ones
But-krack would fall through the cracks right?
Krak Croakaine
Scumloade
Oh oh OPI-LOID
Yeah. A lot of the nerdy hobby im into are filled with... questionable types
Krakhead
I saw Lex-offender once
Kracko-Kane
Krakking Karker
That's a good one
DrThrax is peak
CnC generals?
fent-it-all

Woah
you come for the toxin, you stay.... because you're dead!
Don't get the sticker banned too ffs
someone in the zealot chat said zealot has weapons that can one tap maulers, which weapons are those?
Hammer no?
Thunder hammer
T-Hammer
ohhh ok. never tried it, thanks
also one shot monstrosities
power up -> charge up -> chastise -> release -> bonk
Thammer and relic blade both can with shroudfield
Relic blade reliably two shots using the knife cancel
whats knife cancel?
like i didnt even know that dodging sideways to move counts as dodging shots
You first hit the crusher with the relic blade sprint heavy
Then to not do follow up heavy which is stinky you slide to the side, throw a knife and since you are 'sprinting' again and out of combo, you do another sprint heavy
Think we had a video by Lumi in zealot chat showcasing it
Think the Heavy Eviscerator with the special and heavy overhead can one-shot them, not sure if it works on all difficulties.
god that sounds awful to do in a stressed situation
instructions unclear, threw immolation nade
Finally rebound dodge to shift instead of space
Thought it would wreck 400 hours of built up muscle memory, but I got used to it after 2 or 3 missions
Still easier than doing a wristy twisty drag cucumber in Mordhau 
Haven't seen another Nine-Toes scum yet
no, thats too hard. i think i wont
Ye no need to do that, it's just flexing, barely more dps than heavy
So if you see a Scum with that name and a weird looking title eating shit in your EU auric lobbies
Sorry that was me
hello Hank
yea someone said on the chest but it seems like its not viable in havoc 30+ because of the animation time, i think. idk
Don't worry Hank Auric is the new heresy

huh
I have a great suggestion for Fatshark
when an event is live, how about we get a second quick play option, that only queues us for event maps, that would be great thanks for coming to my ted talk
What name
Think you can cancel it with a dodge, but then you forfeit the remaining damage. Unlike the crowbar that locks you in place until animation finishes. Learned the hard way trying to damage to one Crusher will make the others able to land their overhead on you.
scroll up
Talking about player quality not difficulty 
Too lazy
I poison everything with drug byproduct
Tech adept should get a melta charge blitz IF we get one
Seven balls or something, I think.
Yes that is indeed a hilarious name
One question, why 7?
genestealer
I think i saw you in my mourningstar. Also borderlands reference?
I love chem-coated stuns
The enemies stumble back and then just die
The emperor blesses some a little more than others
The emperor blessed me with xenophobia and a fat ass
My cousin and I had to fight the twins on the lowest difficulty because we lost on the last stage twice. On Malice. I am so bad at this game.
Ranick installing just dance on the mourningstar to improve morale. After three days of it Brahms has now had Alice remove anyone she sees dancing by shooting them out the airlock
Ah fuck now i have the song stuck in my head, AGAIN
The emperor gives thicc thighs to his most loyal of servants
I am the conductor of the poop train
damn
If i remember correctly his splash screen was “also has three balls” lol
I need to play BL1 again
I just came up with the name Fentsday-Addams for a Scum. :<
Now I can't decide if I should rename Tyler-Nole. :<
I await the day the Mourning star is flooded with fanatic women in Power armour
power armour never ever
correct!
smell of holy oils and wax intensifies
-6 Fahrenheit here rn
It will only get worse
I always remembered that as the first time I laughed out loud playing BL1 way back when
so it came to mind when I saw how wacky psycho crazy the scum can get
I just named mine Chani lol. I enjoy making OC characters more than i do meming. My friend made his Walter white though lol
they still won't look like the caked up sororitas from the dancing sticker
god she's thick.
i went so much tamer on my scum, made her a red haired thread lighty called Cinder, with the anarchist personality
IIRC i saw a midget psycho called Stunted Apeshit or something, cracked me up so hard
The emperor provides
Yeah she's mighty thick Jesus
I started with BL2 and tried BL1 for a bit
Didn't get very far because it was too janky for my liking
It's OVER.
Met Walter White and Jesse Pinkman earlier on the Morningstar
That is fair. :3
Not just caked up but a whole ass bakery levels?
I need Skitari just so i can play as a robo mommy. Fuck getting dommed by Hadron. I WANT TO BE HADRON
I AM THE HOT ROBOT NOW

Bottom energy. 
I think we'll all get what we want eventually, not sure about sanctioned Xeno though
All my characters have actual names, too
Erm i’m a switch aktually🤓
I prefer to live in my delusion of us getting an Aeldari someday. :3
Would be cool as hell, yeah
Hadron strikes me more as granny material than as anything to be sexualized
||honestly more likely than an SoB||
I'd like to think so. :3
My first was my Vet named Athena. Maybe i’ll comission art of her for a pfp someday
Admech tend to stink to high heavens, don't think they bath much with all those augments
I'm still not sold on sororitas
I'll take what I can get class-wise as long as I get a cool helmet
aren't skitarii straight up dangerous to be around for anyone otuside of the admech? like radiation galore
something tech-related is probably a lock though.
Look all i know is i feel a certain way when she calls me Varlet
Have Faith
I think they would be STOOPID not to do something with all the hype for that kind of class
Picture Hadron baking a tray of cookies and handing them out to her skitarii minions
Admech that summons low health drones that do random shit would be cool
Reskin Veteran with Zealot cosmetics, give a lot of talents for bolter and purgation flamer, call it SoB. Profit.
Is she caked up in the picture?
Only issue I see with that one is whether or not they'd be allowed shared wepaons or if they have to do it like the Ogryn and have a whole new set
No idea, i know that they have a switch to turn off all their emotion, that's it
tbh, that's what they've done so far with arbiter, and hivescum, it's all just vet in the end /s
easily solved by making it a more lowly tech-adept with a worker background in the mafactorums of tertium instead of a full-blown tech-priest
Same with Psyker and Ogryn. they're just Magic Veteran and Hungry Veteran. /s
Depends on the cohort really, they're a lot more diverse than GW's official models would have you believe. Like the Guard.
Only the Vanguard are, Rangers and other types are "fine".
But Skitarii would be less likely than Tech Priest/Adept as that's what the Inquisition has for Dark Heresy
but a full on regiment of skitarii would be legendary if they put the effort in. it would be SO much work though...
Have arbites level of bullshit because every casual player will be gunning for the class. “On elite or specialist kill with the boltgun receive 25 gold toughness” or some shit
call it some shit like Adaptive Adamantium Plating
oh it's for SoB
Putting the power armour to good use
Skinny vet and fat vet
power armor doesn't slow the sisters down, right? they move as fast as other humans?
What if skits had a "radioactive" coherency aura that made teammates move 5% slower but debuffed nearby enemies even more
look I'm not sold on SoB in sharttide but if we are to get it when can easily solve power armor problem with making them novitiates, they don't wear power armor
Faster, it enhance their performance
That's kinda the point of power armor, it makes you stronger
this would make people so fucking mad lmao
The keystone just makes you win Havoc 40 instantly because the heretics go “is that a fucking sister of battle?! Yeah fuck this i’m going home”
performance drugs and cybernetics
Passive corruption generation
Nah, fairly certain they only slow-walk to mesmerize people with dat ass.
yeah gotcha.
makes em faster, power armour make em able to compete with superhumans and xenos
What’s the gooner version of aura farming? They do that
Onlyfans
I want sister, but not with Power armour.
Just give us minor Pronatus/Imagifier Order and I'm golden
outsold Arbites on launch day by about 3 times
Did you know SoB has a 100% winrate against Black Templars in tabletop? BT players see a woman mini and lose their shit, forfeiting the match. 
for sure sounds more viable, we're never seeing power armour i think.
BT roleplayers will never escape the allegations
We did see Carapace on the Arbites, but would indeed be a bit of an increase
yeah there's just no way to balance that. the arbitrator carapace armor is represented by really good defensive stats with the tradeoff that it's not as fast as e.g. zealot but honestly the class still ended up being too good in some ways lol
Kinda ironic but "Not all BT fans".
they were already ranting at seeing women minis but the moment they saw one of the sisters was a poc they left
Zealot in lore: Crazed lunatic
Zealot in-game: Crazed Lunatic with plot armor
Paint her in the trans flag colors and they might just have a heart attack.
Could also make them slower than the lore accurate version for the sake of game balance, not the first time they've done this
That's just Ogryn 
“Hey arbites can you do this?”
Flies forward at mach 3 hitting every enemy in her path with a thunder hammer
assuming that plot armor isn't a thing in the lore
Ogryns don't use Heavy bolter/flammer
would be pretty kino if they gave it exaggerated headbob and audible piston and servo and clanking noises while walking
but then it's just "arbitrator but even tankier and powerwalkinger"
You mean Space Marines don't just slowly meander like in Space Marine 2?
Horus galaxy’s defcon 1
Maybe you could mount a heavy bolter on the back of an Ogryn 
Ogryns are the closest we have to good guys in 40k
Heavy metal clanking, instant eargasm
Honestly I think sisters should wait for Darktide 2
In that game we could drop the whole reject thing and play as actual big dick inquisition acolytes
Arbiter dog ear helmet and tail when
In Space Marine 2 they have the fucking mobility of Greenland sharks.
Yeah they move super slow lol
Speed waddle
Literally running in slow motion.
You try running around with 2 ton balls
“No don’t keep breaking the lex you baka!”
“Have i taken too many stims? Wtf are you saying?!”
It’s the weight of all that ass
Some of the people in here dream about Hadron and all you can hear is clank clank clank clank clank clank clank clank clank clank.
Uwu what’s this heresy? Naurrr don’t Baka >.<
Eww
Sacrifices have to be made

Thanks I’ll see myself out now
My body may break but my spirit shall not
everyday we step further from the emperors light
Like that one bit on Family Guy of the loud slamming and Cleveland going "Ow" in-between.
clank clank clank clank clank CRACK EEEEEEEEYOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Wait till you see the arbiter fan art with the dog collars
Anyone up for Auric? I'm doing Ogryn lately
i haven't seen that in years lmao
whens it going to be my turn 
My head is a massive repository of references, and I don't get to choose what shit it saves up there.
I imagine mine is just that scene from SpongeBob when it’s just a bunch of him working in an office
You know what rymes with rannick?
Dick?
hammock
“H-hey it’s not like I like you or anything Baka Lexbreaker!”
“…….Aye perhaps I should lay off the stims for a little while”
How the fuck?
If you say it like hammic
Idk
Who the fuck talks like that? Terrified screeching.
I'm just spitballing
“Di….did that tithe-rat just flirt with me? I gotta get the fuck out of here.”
"Just another benefit of the job." 
One can only imagine the awkward silence would be with two other arbitrators, or God forbid two very concerned hive gangers
Is chat writing fanfic again, or should i say...
Fentfic
I mean i head cannon my Arbites and Outlaw are secretly interested in one another………i mean those hive scum builds am i right
A psyker would just explode their own brain
TF2 killbind
Fentasy novel
guys i need help the last mussuon in campaign wont unlock for me
I'm making faces right now. You can't see it but I'm making faces right now
"Didn't say I liked you! I don't like anyone. That's weakness, and I don't do weak!"
- "That hurts, sah."
- "I like you anyway, sah!"
- (Punch him.)
“Don’t worry man you can write a report. You don’t gotta put up these HR violations”
iv done both of the missions before it and xvI 3 times now and it still showing it as a requirement
That’s what you make faces at? Enemies to lovers is like the most common romance trope
I’m only giving you the med stimm because I need your skills to extract. It’s not that I like you or anything…how did I notice you were hurt?…I..I..just shut up and be grateful
Are they funny faces?
Rats literally kill innocents for money, they're called scum for a reason
I’m going to jump off a building now
I never help downed gangers, they deserved it
"Damn it, I love you Horus Heresy, and only men can receive my seed!"
- Big E, likely.
Is that bait?
Writing out the darktide dating sim in chat I see
It’s 40K. Literally all the classes are morally grey at best


I mean if you believe the theory he was Alexander the Great…..
I would say vet is OK depending on personality. Cutthroat is traumatized not evil
You missed the guy pretending eldar are the beings of all things just and pure yesterday lol
JOEL GET ON SKYPE
I thought the libs made Alexander gay in the documentary because it had to be woke! /s
I call the ship 10-87 which is Canadian police code for drug record
Alexander the gay am i right fella’s
They're guilty of being children and having weird ears. I told the Salamanders to deal with them.
Minoris 6-7
As you should lol
“The hive scum kill innocents guys. The coppers would never like them”
me looking at said cop beating innocent people for breathing wrong
I think eldar are pretty cool
Imagine an arbitrator telling that to a scum
Eldar can be cool, they just arent the " good guys " lol
ATTENTION CITIZEN!
I love Elves
Me too
Anyone who hates Elves needs to watch Frieren. 
Pancreas is that you?
I love Elvis
People who love Elves definitely needs to watch Frieren.
mfw a whole planet got smashed to pieces because some space elves just couldn't keep it in their pants
As much as I go all "rock and stone" "damned leaf lover", I do genuinely find most depictions of elves interesting
There was hella elf hate then Frieren got brought up and the hate just stopped dead in its tracks the other day lol
Waiting for season 2, she's a menace
Imagine fighting her as a Darksoul boss
Oh you mean the one that ignored her teammates till they were old and dying?
Side note i wish Slaeenesh had more unnatural designs. Just an amalgam of shit
r u telling me immortal beings can be young and naive early on in their lives?
r u fricken kitten me
She was at least 500 years old
The other three are already fucked up
I need at least one sexy chaos being
"Haha Himmel, you mayfly, walk faster Lurmberfert."
Her being eldritch would make her sexier
We already had Nurgle, though.
Why isnt there an anouncement for drops
Nurgle is just the last boss of daddy issues.
Im quite sad 
apparently 1k when they killed him, idk if you live to be 100k 1k is still 1 lmfao
oh look it's the artist they despise on the sm2 discord
Also isn’t roubute in a relationship with a eldar or something
No, it's just fanfic
meme lore
To be fair that place is a hellhole of shitty moderation.
The sm2 discord is a Lil silly
It's true, he said that, I was there
80% chance its a bunch of black templar enjoyers being racist
Yes, everything is canon. 
you haven't seen shitty moderation until you went to the gladius relics of war discord
fuckers be allowing casual transphobia there
am i the only one feeling that pandemonium needs more players? low level pande are rare to play for me
I saw the truth. I saw my truth
last time i checked black templar fans are actively being mocked there
Surprising, honestly
I saw a racist minotaur fan. Makes me sad because theres so few of us, giving us a bad rap
Not even competitive smh my head

Well, I got dog-piled because I wanted "Carcharadon cosmetics because Blåhaj chapter 🏳️⚧️ ".
Actually are space marines even equipped with the necessary appendage? Always thought they were smooth like a Ken doll
Minotaurs cool af, idc what anyone says
they are they just don't use it
No bans. Then mods went to ban someone else, banned me, didn't inform me a week later they made a mistake and unbanned me, just stated it in the server I was banned from.
Except Space Wolves apparently
mid game with a mid community? say it aint so
space marines are pretty sterile in most cases on average
They are always sterile
Not in the art I've been watching.
warhammer 40k fanbase really likes the social drama even more than war
Its human sized so.. I doubt it would poke past the hip muscles
Like they wrote lore on it?
social drama is also a form of war if you really think about it 
Sterile is not the same thing as impotent
A mod there legitimately has like conspiracy theories about GW ruining everything
I maintain 40k fans are the fucking worst, with gamers as a close second.
in the grim darkness of the future, there is only racism 
don't insult gladius like that with it's [unnamed sm chapter, waaagh, IG Regiment, eldar faction, necron dynasty- and whatever the fuck else]
I mean look what they did to fantasy
Like “they shot my dog” levels
some kind of Tzeentch sht
Holy based
here we go again......
Im Greek so i naturally lean into them
I think it's just those? 
If I google space marine children am I going to regret it?
From where I'm at with lore nonsense, at least. The majority of surgeries and augments fuck over those areas of the body. Whether or not functions exist seems more down to authors than anything else.
probably the most boring 4x game I've every played. Presentation is just about everything these kinds of games have going for them and gladius fell square flat at delivering that
I just like the idea that theyre astartes hitmen, them getting the best waregear all the time is a factor as well. Asterion Moloc is also gigachad
no there's more i just didn't feel like listing everyone involved in that shithole of a hive world
you are probably going to find Salamanders eldar child incident
I genuinely can't remember lmao
Picked the game up for an euro and a half, played through one short campaign, uninstalled
i love your name bro, for real i'm at this moment stuck at low level finder at havoc
SM children are literally just aspirants
They're even more kleptomaniac than blood ravens, cause they'll actually drop you for it
hard for me to get into groups past 30
That or Emperor's Children.
Ughhh I hate my brain. My next immediate thought was don’t leave the space marine children with the creepy Chaplin
i like that incident, it gives some deep to Vulkan behaviour
chat scrolling by so fast I replied to the wrong person
meant to tag fordon
The what now?
at least it has a workshop that makes it more fun but the core gameplay is so honk shooo turn 129 and it's barely midgame
and suffer no consequence 
i'm at lvl 1 i swear it's frustrating
fr? what workshop stuff have you used
Understandable
“Leandro’s DID WHAT WITH A WHAT??”
I'm gonna post something in Zealot chat and tag you.
It's there wherever an arists puts thought to canvas so yeah. As far as many parts of the internet are concerned, they're not wanting for functionality in that department ¯_(ツ)_/¯
I havent tried havok yet, still underlebeled on both vet an arb
tried out stuff like vehicles leaving wrecks behind, at least two different gameplay overhauls and whatnot
you know the Salamanders chapter right? Green armor, coal skin, cool guys, love humanity, help the innocent civilians, brutally burn xenos children alive
icic
Havoc it's like some kind of party with full of drugs
Holy shit
Play auric maelstrom, you can skip to havoc 16
Where my fellow Auric Storm Survivors at
it was only 1, don't think about it
waiting for a Warhammer game with slaanesh being the main foe
I want to get really good at the game first
You didn't expect the premiere war mongerers of the imperium to spare children did you?
They had a knife! Their ears!
last time i saw slaanesh get any videogame relevance is total war Warhammer 3
I wanted to throw leandros into the eye of terror after finishing sm1
Gw is NEVER giving that the green light lmao
yeah im an auric storm survivor
ASS at the game brother
do you guys think we will have a 40k total war soon?
Total warhammer 40k maybe
I ALWAYS THOUGHT SALAMADERS WERE THE NICE GUYS
I BEEN saying I need a slaaneshtide so I can fight big tiddy snake
god forbid i want to fight perfectionist junkies
Funny enough, it is the chaplain's duty to overlook neophyte marines that have freshly joined their chapter.
GW made an entire faction they are scared of showcasing because hobby went mainstream so they need to market as PG13
They are, Eldar don't count as people
They're space marines, bud. Ain't no good to be found there.
I think it was jeficus who predicted that next game awards, because total warhammer 3 is getting its last big update and tur next thing Is likely 40k
i think there is no good guys at W40k
pull a total war and put pasties everywhere
the only pure beings are ogryns
There was also a leak from the next total war engine about some ship based commands or something like that
Nids are as evil as a wild bear
Not true, Tyranids are just some hungry little fellas. 
There are only good individuals not good factions
Read a Warhammer book, there's a fuckton of good people in almost every faction
Heresy
to be honest, i don't think it will happen soon since they even show us Lionel Jhonson on new Dawn of War trailer
Bullygryns tho
Necrons are objectively good guys, their home (galaxy) just got infested with roaches they need to clean up
I don't have to take that from someone named "Gravitationally Challenged".
Something something, no heroes. something, something, 41st millennium is dogshit
Orks are just looking for a good scrap

As a necron player, I second this
Tyranids are scare as hell, people think about Chaos but that sht is tough
I may be small but I honor the emperor
Dont they ice any species that looks even capable of developing free thought
One thing the nids arent doing is monologuing lol
At least I aint a heretic
"Fuck, I'd have a scrap, Dan?"
"Yeah, I'd have a scrap."
"Dary?"
"I could go for a scrap."
"Good enough!"
even bully is a sweetheart sometimes
hes just similar to loose cannon and pushes people away from some sort of trauma
Hehehehe "small". 
the interaction with the mechanicus besides from war are not as bad right? i mean at least they can speak some words before fight, also the collector it's a big friend of everyone..........well maybe not that much
Genocide will suffice for the clankers
My crankgun isnt 
Read the short story about that young noble being turned into a servitor lol
The flithy green clankers(necrons)
Yes 
How did that happen
Wouldn't mind getting turned into a servitor. Sure beats dying regular and going to literal hell
What do you guys think is the most evil troop on the Tyranids hive?
My friend
All are equially evil
What y all fav Combat Axe Mark ?
they're not evil, just hungry
Please fix it 🙈 https://youtu.be/DogBkD0_APU
The most DANGEROUS, sorry i express really bad
Swarmlords/Neurotyrants are formidable but they're not evil because there is no individual thought in the first place and they're literally just mindlessly consuming biomass
The red rain that eats you. Cant avoid it at all
You're forced to live as a robot unable to move, do anything that you actually want to do. forced cyborg slavery.
I think gen stealers are horrible
Yeah servitorization is pretty fucked
very scary
I’ll tell you who the real evil mfers are. The ones that hold on to the medipack and ammo pack and refuse to deploy it when needed
I'd just join the krieg and get it over with
that's chaos right there 
(I forgor)
Sorry
Lmaoooo
They and the people who shoot barrels and poxwalkers when people are near
Right to space hell
But youre also lobotomized so you cant comprehend it. I would rather lose myself into menial labor than go to literal super hell
It's me, I'm them after someone swipes the one ammo I needed to be topped off.
Would rather just die not trying to become a slave tbh. Fuck all them alternatives lol.
You're only lobotomized if they do the lobotomy correctly. There are many cases where a servitor is perfectly aware of what's going on all the time.
they might just forgor, i know i do sometimes
Don't forget to push the poxburster towards the nearest smite psyker
the ammo steal it could be consider as a warcrime if you play vet or hive scum bandit, i like how FS add a voice line in a subtle way to tell you
Why are you the way you are
Hey I’m a smite psyker
I believe they will try again if your consciousness causes tou to not do your duty
My condolences
Agree to disagree :]
Smite psykers are really good a cc
i steal all the ammo because my kid gun is hungry
biggest gets biggest pile of ammo 
No I think I'll just die not enslaved.
It doesn't cause them to stop working. They're just aware of what's happening while having no control over their body.
Tau have it so lucky actually when they die they dont go to super hell
I thought tech adepts reapply the lobotomy
Yes but you could've just killed everything yourself by that time because you're psyker
Might be wrong
Lol
Lmao
Welcome to the 41st millenium
Not 5 crushers and 7 maulers
That too, both force weapons eat carapace
Psykers are literally better at whatever your team is gonna do when you smite
Since when are force swords good against carapace?
always have been
Am I missing something
Superhell is inevitable i guess
Since forever? Obscurus/deimos with uncanny strike is all it takes
wtf?!?!