general-chat

[zinc marsh]

ok i'm PRETTY sure thats a sefoni thing on the morrow line

[carmine steppe]

Yeah but like what do the voice lines say

[stuck wasp]

Inquisition teaching

[royal badge]

I forget but they're tangentially aware of an otherwise secret force of space marines known as the gray knights

[hazy kestrel]

Took my doggo out to play in the snow.

On the bright side: They had a great time.

On the downside: They’re all matted with snow like they lost a scuffle with a yeti.

[zinc marsh]

... wait-

... wasn't there a joke from one of the ogryn things mentioning grey ogryns in response?

[rigid peak]

Yeah they shouldn’t know of the grey knights, maybe a few psyker personalities from whispers

[stuck wasp]

Yes, but the Inquisition know of them at lenght, and them being a secret has been somewhat stopped in lore since Guilliman's return

[carmine steppe]

I think they are no longer a secret but it still would be weird for rejects to know about them

[royal badge]

Right

[rigid peak]

Just because they’re not a secret doesn’t mean there’s an education them

[stuck wasp]

Inquisitorial Acolytes 💀

[zinc marsh]

-# tbf the dreamer probably knows way more about everything than anyone but they're just high on serotonin

[carmine steppe]

Bro my level 5 veteran shouldn't know about them 😭

[rigid peak]

Too low on the totem pole to bother

[royal badge]

Anyhow only other classes I see us getting is admech and some sort of rogue trader house class

[stuck wasp]

Acolytes talk, and the Inquisition isn't bothered to hide the existance of something that the Imperium isn't trying to keep secret

[carmine steppe]

It's not like inquisitorial acolytes know more about chaos, warp and the imperium like commissars

[amber delta]

guys I require detailed description as to what Electrocuted status effect does, where can I find this information (if you say "you can't" Imma crash out)

[zinc marsh]

inb4 we get serf with 300 plates of armor and 7 combat stimms (its just hive scum but less glass)

[hazy kestrel]

You can’t

[rigid peak]

you can’t

[carmine steppe]

It's blue and it's sparking ⚡

[royal badge]

It's uh

[amber delta]

[royal badge]

It does damage over time and slows them I think... maybe

[carmine steppe]

Like fire?

[royal badge]

Maybe?

[carmine steppe]

Shock is just blue fire

[royal badge]

I can't even tell if fire is doing damage most of the time tbh

[zinc marsh]

... i partially wanna say it lowers stagger resistance and increases damage taken but tbh its also just an unexplained jank mechanic

[carmine steppe]

Anyway not every reject gets to be an imperial acolyte, I'm sure most of them die daily so it doesn't make sense they know about the Grey Knights

[royal badge]

There's apparently a separate electrocuted and shocked debuff

[tall grove]

I believe, and don’t quote me on this, it deals a small amount of tick damage and stuns them

[amber delta]

I know it does DoT and something with stagger but I can't tell if it causes stagger on its own or lowers resistance or stacks or at what threshold it's applied

[tall grove]

Either stuns them or increases time between attacks would be my guess

[amber delta]

ASSJANK mechanic shame on you fatfish

[zinc marsh]

naw see we just didn't get the 3 hour unskippable lecture scene before the "I AM A WARRIOR" cinematic because FS thought it'd be too much telling for a game that only shows "SHOOT SHIT AND DO DRUGS"

[rigid peak]

This is most likely, realistically few would know

[carmine steppe]

Such is the fate of the penal legion

[rigid peak]

From enforced rule to “who cares?”

Truth be told I bet inquisitors have to find out about the grey knights themselves

You got to be savvy to survive explicator

[carmine steppe]

The ordo hereticus work regularly with them so

[stuck wasp]

Malleus, less frequent for Hereticus

[rigid peak]

Malleus but when has the imperium’s administration ever been efficient?

[tall grove]

When it didn’t exist

[carmine steppe]

Ohhh yeah

[carmine steppe]

Before the dark age of technology 😭

[rigid peak]

We taught this water caste tau to understand the adeptus administraum and he hanged himself

[tall grove]

Wouldn’t it be during?

[carmine steppe]

Wait what was the name of the conflict with the AI?

[tall grove]

The xeno mind cannot comprehend the inner workings of the imperium and its eldritch cable management

[tall grove]

Age of strife I believe
Dark age was the golden age

[rigid peak]

Man of iron revolt, it’s also when humanity’s alien allies betrayed it

[carmine steppe]

I knew we couldn't trust those XENOS

[carmine steppe]

Well yeah before they started fighting with siri and grok

[rigid peak]

It serves as a reminder that humanity’s mistrust of xenos very much came from a genuine betrayal from every single one of their alien allies at once

[tall grove]

Wich is rather stupid tbh
You mean to tell me every single alien ally betrayed us? Every last one? Really?

[rigid peak]

Blamed them for the men of iron

Don’t tell me the galaxy wouldn’t do that to humanity if they were the ones who brought Slaanesh

[tall grove]

I blame the eldar
I still hold that slaneesh’s birth corrupted them leading to the revolt
My source is I said so

[royal badge]

Probably not all of them

I believe during the great crusade they encountered human civs which were still doing business with other species

[carmine steppe]

From what I understood, the eldar are the only race to have actively created a chaos god right?

[royal badge]

War in heaven led to the other three

[tall grove]

Yeah
And killed them
If I’m being honest the emperor’s plan also being xenocide makes me not give a shit about the Horus heresy

[lethal solstice]

Humanity are in progress of making one

[carmine steppe]

Nurgle, Khorne and Tzeentch just appeared after the war in heaven, and humanity suffered the consequences

[tall grove]

Humans kinda created a deity of the greater good

[stuck wasp]

They're the only race where we know they've caused the coalescence.
The other 3 had to coalesce from other races

[carmine steppe]

Nuh uh, the emperor is very cool and loves me very much, no way he is s chaos god

[tall grove]

He’s a warp god not a chaos god

[royal badge]

Well they had to come from somewhere. Khorne would absolutely emerge from the war in heaven at the very least

[stuck wasp]

He isn't yet. But we know for certain that he will coalesce into one.

[royal badge]

The dark king

[lethal solstice]

He's 1 invasion of terra away from chaos god status

[royal badge]

One succulent gray knight away in fact

[stuck wasp]

Encroaching Ruin

[carmine steppe]

Surely it wouldn't happen again

[rigid peak]

It might also be that enough alien allies betrayed humanity for them to go “okay you’re all damned”

[lethal solstice]

Yeah, it would mean the setting ran out of money

[tall grove]

Yeah but then humanity is gone and GW can’t sell space marines anymore

[rigid peak]

It doesn’t help that eldar inevitably betray them whenever they team up

[carmine steppe]

The eldar are so stupid

They are all hurr durr I can see the future, yet they cannot see the space marines shoving a bolt gun in their face

[neat hawk]

Good blessings/perk combo for tha combat knife?

[tall grove]

Because GW hates them for some reason

[rigid peak]

Iyandan is smart enough to make a few allies and build for the future, issue is bad luck so they constantly get nommed

[stuck wasp]

The Emperor's plan was always to kill all opposent to his view, and his view was to have Humanity be the sole owner of the Milky Way...
So yes the Xenos did not agree with him.

[tall grove]

Sigmar better

[stuck wasp]

Also humanity in 40k is the most stupid as they're the cause of the death of most human in the setting 💀
Heck they've prevented the sealing of Slaanesh once.

[rigid peak]

Master of the galaxy doesn’t mean xenos cannot exist in it. If I recall he just want humanity at the top of the food chain. Which, given the galaxy, is pretty merciful.

[stuck wasp]

Oh no, he planned for a Xenocide.

[tender horizon]

Oh you mean that ritual where the xenos race that was about to sacrifice a lot of human life went "just trust us bro?"

[tall grove]

That was a genuinely grimderp scene ngl
I don’t say it often but that’s just stupid

[tall grove]

First, no, he was xenocidal
Second, that’s still bad
Sigmar better

[rigid peak]

Could easily have been xenos that didn’t swear fealty

[stuck wasp]

Nope, all and all

[carmine steppe]

Well smart guy how else are we supposed to keep the emperor alive and win fights against our enemies if we don't constantly throw people into the meat grinder uh?

[tall grove]

You say that as if it makes him less of a bad guy to enslave and subjugate instead of kill

[tall grove]

Ally with xenos to form better defences
But nah “xeno bad”

[rigid peak]

In the 40k setting yes.

[tall grove]

Sigmar still better

[rigid peak]

That’s why Terra had a diplomatic office.

[carmine steppe]

Seems too complicated, I would rather fill the skies with artillery fire

[stuck wasp]

No to subjugate independent human planets.

[analog marsh]

So we have a Stimm Lab with Hivescum.

What if an admech class gets some kind of robotics lab / servitor lab, where we can build our very own servitor minions. Hmmm

[tall grove]

Violent apes being violent apes smh

[carmine steppe]

Uh uh Baneblade go brrr

[fiery turtle]

twink heaven doesnt exist go back to grinder and keep looking

[rigid peak]

No there was a building on Terra for xeno ambassadors

[tall grove]

Translation: “ooh ooh aha ah!” flings shit

[royal badge]

Still not sure if that's actually the dark king since samus is also referred to as a daemon prince of the primordial annhilator and not encroaching ruin

[tall grove]

Twink heaven is real! I’ve seen it! It is the beneficent emperor’s great plan for us all!

[fiery turtle]

im buying a whole ass imperial agents army rn in full

[fiery turtle]

thank you lord emporer

[royal badge]

Like that one ork during war of the beast

[tall grove]

One of the few good things he’s done
Created twink heaven

[royal badge]

Wasn't the emperor also familiar with eldrad?

[fiery turtle]

this is why we worship him , for twink heaven

[carmine steppe]

Eleven barrels of shit, coming through

[royal badge]

From what I understand Big E's long term plan was to fuck off into a human webway and away from the influence of chaos

[fiery turtle]

makes sense i would do that to

[carmine steppe]

It's funny that the biggest liability for the galaxy in 40k are the humans

[fiery turtle]

leave my sons to shit while i explore galaxys that i can use and harvest away from chaos and xenos threats off major scale

[stuck wasp]

That's not a domain per se, it's the whole of Chaos

[tall grove]

Yeah but it involved the xenocide of innocent xeno races
I’d be a lot more invested in the Horus heresy if it didn’t

[errant python]

be eatin me corpse starch rn

[fiery turtle]

womp womp, humans are better all xenos should die in a hole

[royal badge]

Yes but samus is also a prince of the dark king. It implies the primordial annhilator and the dark king are one and the same which makes it confusing

[errant python]

enjoyin me rashuns

[fiery turtle]

mmmm eatin ma wife

[carmine steppe]

Pfff innocent

[tall grove]

Satire, bait, or brain damage
Call it

[royal badge]

Well yeah, the imperium is straight evil no doubt

[fiery turtle]

all of them at the same time baby

[carmine steppe]

Innocence proves nothing

[tall grove]

Yes. For every hostile xenos race killed a hundred peaceful ones were vaporized

[royal badge]

Except the jokaero for some reason

[fiery turtle]

a worthy sacrifce

[opaque moon]

4325 penance, I'm going insane

[junior sky]

Abelard, vaporize this man

[carmine steppe]

They would have probably turned into hostile xenos anyway

[stuck wasp]

While he is a Daemon Prince of Ruinstorm, I don't think it is said that he is from the Primordial Annhilator

[fiery turtle]

some random death watch marine, use ur stolen xenos gun to wipe this man out of the universe

[ocean widget]

insert warhammer version of shame meme here

[errant python]

a widowed ogryn is too sad for me to think about

[fiery turtle]

ur name is amazing holy shit

[tall grove]

Wich im ngl i dont like
In the current setting? Yeah its great
But I’d prefer for 30k imperium to be a bit more good, that way there’d be hope for the Horus heresy to squash
As it is right now though? It’s just a massive xenocidal regime getting attacked by an omnicidal force. Not much stakes or hope there

[royal badge]

It's according to the burning of ohm-mat apparently

[fiery turtle]

i miss ma wife 🙁 says ogryn while eating wife without realising

[errant python]

ogryns deserve happiness and perpendicularity

[fiery turtle]

"jorges misses their wife, where wife?":(

[carmine steppe]

Me in a competition for the highest hypocrite in the universe and my opponents are a tech priest and a deathwatch marine

[tall grove]

Like if the imperium wins? Cool, now said fascist regime continues
If chaos wins? Cool humanity is destroyed
There’s no reason for me to care about the Horus heresy for this reason

[fiery turtle]

ong shits funny as kark

[fiery turtle]

i watched a video that said that the imperium is shitty communism but i dont remeber and i dont wanna get into it

[tall grove]

And so that justifies the genocide of their entire race? That’s not justifiable if peace is even remotely an option

[carmine steppe]

Peace was an option?

[fiery turtle]

shitty as in corrupt

[rigid peak]

The fruits of trust are treachery and betrayal

[junior sky]

Pardon me while I rationalize the grimdark human empire we love.

[tall grove]

It’s not shitty communism, it’s like real life “communism” where it’s just fascism wearing a poorly made costume of communism

[fiery turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[carmine steppe]

Mercy is a luxury humanity can scarcely afford

[fiery turtle]

yuh

JOHN TURKEYTIDE????? THATS A NAME

[rigid peak]

No it’s just funny to watch people get ass mad by pointing out the in universe logic.

[junior sky]

someone explain to this man that socialism != communism

[sonic sonnet]

Hivescum genuinely ruined quickplay Auric for me man

[rigid peak]

The imperium defies standard classification

[junior sky]

idk big fella, none of me fellow imperium boys here seem mad lol

[tall grove]

It was before the imperium started killing genuinely everyone they didn’t like, preventing anyone sane from trusting them

[carmine steppe]

I mean yeah, it's the whole point is that the setting is grimdark

[tall grove]

Watch me
Imperium bad
There you go

[carmine steppe]

They probably had a reason, after all they were XENOS

[rigid peak]

Compared to who in the galaxy? What is your standard?

[junior sky]

hey youre supposed to be mad

[tall grove]

Because we coulda had it be more like fantasy, where they do evil shit, sure, but they’re not bumbling morons for no reason

[sonic sonnet]

What do you mean "start" bro the great Crusade made the Imperium and it was all about killing everyone it didn't like 😭

[carmine steppe]

Fantasy is not even grimdark, it's just dark fantasy at this point

[tall grove]

Craftworld eldar, at least the less evil ones
They do fucked up shit, sure, but not for no reason

[rigid peak]

It simply defies standard classification, fascist, communist, this is meaningless and done by politically brainrotted people who need somebody to hate

[junior sky]

Maybe before they genetically engineered soldiers to kill off later?

[tall grove]

Yeah, so better

[carmine steppe]

Well maybe to some people

[junior sky]

I think I misunderstood where your " theyre mad " was pointed at at this point lmao my b, cuz true

[rigid peak]

They are the imperium with more spirituality and more means to surpass the cruelties needs to do to survive

[errant python]

why are ppl doing != instead of ≠

[tall grove]

That’s what I’m saying
At the start, when they were starting the great crusade, diplomacy could’ve been an option
After the first few innocent races evaporated? Not anymore

[junior sky]

uh prolly cuz idk how to do that big fella

[errant python]

just be per...pen...dicular!

[rigid peak]

If someone needs to apply the fascist or communist label to the imperium laugh at them

[sonic sonnet]

Also who thinks you can classify the Imperium as one entity, we are shown literally in every story that the Imperium is a giant fucking mess of an alliance of millions of factions only working together to further their own goals, constantly on the brink of turning against each other

[fiery turtle]

hey mods can u nickname me "the omnisias fav twink" thanks

[junior sky]

I 100% intend to lmao

[lethal solstice]

Not really? They don't pointlessly murder their own citizens in unsafe work environments born out of neglect and have a pretty good quality of life when they aren't fighting for their lives

[carmine steppe]

Okay but having diplomacy means less resources for humanity cause the xenos would hoard them

[hexed vessel]

its boilt its boilt

[rigid peak]

Even the HRE was more functional

[summer heath]

Do higher difficulty missions give more progress in the event?

[junior sky]

oh also because programming I think

[sonic sonnet]

I love Mechanicus fans, we're all so fuckin stupid man

[tall grove]

I don’t recall much pointless xenocide and oppression with the average craftworld

[rigid peak]

You missed the part where I said the eldar had the means to bypass the cruelty imperium needs to do

[sonic sonnet]

Even warlord China was a more united state than the Imperium

[pale shoal]

How long does it take for shop cosmetics to cycle out?

[fiery turtle]

ong fr, i love having two belasarius kalls cause i fogor i bought one

[junior sky]

you mean before or after they murderfucked half the galaxy?

[tall grove]

And how exactly does obliterating them give more resources? Best case scenario that’s one extra planet of resources

[rigid peak]

The eldar has better means of galactic travel so they don’t need to abuse navigators

[sonic sonnet]

I'll take the other one :3

[lethal solstice]

Yeah a lot of the imperium is doing stuff they really don't need to
Take that out and you aren't the imperium anymore

[fiery turtle]

i used it to make a pretty cool knight

[tall grove]

The craftworld eldar are specifically the ones that didn’t do that

[carmine steppe]

Look if your feet are rotting from the giant moth shit on the ground of the factories of lazuli that's kinda on you. Don't forget to wear your shoes (we don't give them shoes)

[sonic sonnet]

Awesome, a Knight was the first figure I made and painted lmao

[carmine steppe]

Cause then we get the whole planet for ourselves, duh 🙄

[junior sky]

Hone in on that eldar part, pretty sure majority of the imperium doesnt take place in the crusades wiping out xenos. Yet you apply it to the whole.

[tall grove]

Yeah. I don’t like the imperium quite frankly. I think it’s stupid
I like the aesthetic, but the faction is dumb and isn’t entertaining

[sonic sonnet]

Looks kinds doodoo, but it fits my terribly painted Skitarii

[tall grove]

Yeah ts ragebait

[lethal solstice]

They're pretty entertaining when you stop taking them seriously

[sonic sonnet]

The Imperium isn't a faction, lol

[rigid peak]

I do find it entertaining.

[fiery turtle]

thats lowk sad , i like the imperium cause how corrupt it is

[carmine steppe]

Well I'm kinda sorry to say, that 40k setting is based around the imperium

[rigid peak]

It’s a great setting when you have a BL author who isn’t clueless

[whole glade]

i just saw a ai video of trump as the emperor. cant have shit anymore man....

[tall grove]

Yeah but if you asked an imperial their thoughts on the matter they’d tell you they want xenos dead because their dumb book says so
If you asked an eldar what they think about slaneesh’s birth they’ll tell you it was an awful mistake

[fiery turtle]

i got two

[carmine steppe]

It's a joke but at the same time I think that is how the imperium thinks "no xenos in planet means more resources for us"

[sonic sonnet]

It's cheaper to blow up the entirety of possible resistance, than it is to forcibly surpress it for resources
Just look at colonial Africa, that was a fucking moneypit they kept throwing stuff into for prestige purposes

[junior sky]

Someone get Ty Pennington in here it's time to MOVE, THAT, GOALPOST

[tall grove]

Yeah, but I like taking things seriously.
I just also like seeing cool shit.
What can I say, I grew up playing world of Warcraft

[rigid peak]

And if you ask an eldar about a human they’ll want them dead lol

[tall grove]

No, they’ll tell you they’re a dumb monkey

[sonic sonnet]

"I like taking things seriously"
"I grew up playing World of Warcraft"
HOLY cognitive dissonance

[fiery turtle]

this is a factual statement

[carmine steppe]

And then kill them

[tall grove]

Yeah, and I took it seriously
Your point?

[brazen herald]

anyone still having mod truble?

[rigid peak]

Or if they’re a dark eldar they’ll want to turn them into a living chair that constantly suffers

[junior sky]

Bro want just come out and say he's an elf simp, come on now

[sonic sonnet]

Barely anything in that can be taken seriously by your own definition

[tall grove]

Doubtful, given they don’t risk their lives pointlessly
Not to mention 9/10 the human will want them dead with rabid fervor

[fiery turtle]

yeah fr like y is it always eldar players that hate the imperium and hate evberthying else

[rigid peak]

All of Biel-tann is the same way by default and it doesn’t take much to convince other craftworld except MAYBE Iyandan to follow along with human genocide

[tall grove]

How so? The alliance, my main, mainly just defend themselves while still hosting plenty of different races. Barring the occasional jaina, they’re not really too bad

[junior sky]

They can literally see the knife ears as doing no wrong.

Yet we chad men of the imperium sit here and say yeah we do be killing folk.

[sonic sonnet]

Eldars are cringe, whiny larpers and so their fans must be as well

[fiery turtle]

its always eldar who believe that liking a certain faction makes u a certain type of person yk. and they beleive eldar are the best without reading lore lmao

[carmine steppe]

Look, honestly you can't take the Warhammer 40k universe seriously unless you want to be really depressed, cause 1 it's shitty and depressing when you think about how the imperium is turning s father into a servitor, the dark eldar kidnap people to eternally torture to escape their fate, the orks who constantly fight every single sentient being they face and 2 it's not gonna get any better

[tall grove]

Yeah, but I’m talking about craftworlders. Dark eldar are the same as they were pre fall

[rigid peak]

See what I said above

[fiery turtle]

lowk true

[rigid peak]

At least ork players are normally chill

[sonic sonnet]

Craftworlders are still super fucking racist, what are you talking about

[junior sky]

Ork players appreciate a good krumpin in all it's forms

[sonic sonnet]

Ork fans are real life Ogryns, Imma be real

[rigid peak]

Literally every single faction, even tau, are xenophobic to some degree lol

[fiery turtle]

if u cant honestly say ur faction( in the wargame where every faction is disgusting,) has done bad things , thenu dont rlly get warhammer at all

[tall grove]

Yeah, they are, but they’re not rampant xenociders that go “yeah I stomp xeno babies to death. Yeah it’s fun. Why do you ask?”

[fiery turtle]

that is true , what im meaning eldar players beleive it fully

[sonic sonnet]

I wonder if this could be a reference to something... almost like... they all act like humans?

[tall grove]

I’m not saying they shouldn’t do bad things, I’m saying they should do it for a reason

[neat hawk]

Damn the combat blade is really fun to use

[rigid peak]

Yes they are lol, Biel-Tann religiously so

[junior sky]

" yeah but they do it elegantly and aren't crass about it " maaaaaaaaaaan gtfo here with that

[sonic sonnet]

What he said

[fiery turtle]

the imperium do it cause they beleive they are seen in the eyes of the emporer to be the only living thing in the galaxy

[tall grove]

No, they tend to just stay away from others

[sonic sonnet]

Something, something shifting the goalpost

[rigid peak]

Craftworld Biel-tann wants to know your location (so they can kill you)

[fiery turtle]

its a reason even if its a bad one , it makes sense in their agendas

[junior sky]

" The Scouring of Gnosis was an Eldar invasion of the Imperial World of Gnosis Prime. "

" They tend to just stay away from others "

[tall grove]

No it doesn’t. Their agendas don’t make sense. They say they want to survive, then in the same breath make an enemy of everyone they can

[fiery turtle]

yeah lmao

[rigid peak]

Craftworld Biel-Tann goes out of their way to kill humans lmao

[sonic sonnet]

If you want to take 40K seriously, take the message you get from it seriously
If you think the incredible xenophobia everywhere is stupid, maybe take the fact seriously that THAT is the POINT of putting Xenophobia into the story seriously

[tall grove]

I tend to take what the imperium would consider “invasion” with a grain of salt

[fiery turtle]

yes cause thats the whole idea of the imperium its putting corrupt politics in a form of a army

[rigid peak]

They’re so violent they got Exarch councils instead of Seer Councils to kill better lmao

[junior sky]

bro i literally don't think I could roll my eyes hard enough to exhibit how this statement makes me feel lmfao

[tall grove]

i know I’m aware I’m bitching against the point of 40k

[carmine steppe]

Yeah they make sense, because they think that surviving is killing every enemy they have, also coincidentally everyone who doesn't think like them are enemies

[fiery turtle]

then y r u here ?

[gloomy tartan]

Is 40k past the point of no return in terms of the imperium is too far gone to change?

[junior sky]

He's over here pretending like wiki pages are imperialist propoganda lmfaoooooooooooooooooo

[tall grove]

Because I like arguing

[fiery turtle]

trying for what ur in a warhammer server saying u hate warhammer lmao

[gloomy tartan]

Like is it too late for the imperium to be less xenophobic ever? Too late to stop the nids or Necrons or chaos?

[sonic sonnet]

Then why argue about it 😭 if you don't like the media for your own reasons, just sit with that
Why try telling people that the media they like is stupid for no other reason than you yourself don't like it

[carmine steppe]

Dude you went to Harry Potter convention to complain about everyone using magic and wands

[gloomy tartan]

Or is there a chance that the other factions could kill eachother and the imperium survives last?

[rigid peak]

There’s a chance but nobody trusts each other and frankly the egos are too big

[carmine steppe]

They are not saying they hate it

[tall grove]

Why would I do that? I mean to be fair staves are cooler, but why would I do that? It makes full sense

[gloomy tartan]

Like all I hear in the imperium is starving, the tau are new and low numbers and they sterilize their people. The Nids just consume everything chaos would do the same but with corrupting.

[sonic sonnet]

The Imperium's already dead, it's basically just the immune system of a dead man trying to keep the body safe, while destroying itself in the process

[junior sky]

" I just want to be ignorantly beholden to my own tunnel vision view of the setting and cannot acknowledge the words in front of me however sensible "

[tall grove]

I’m not saying I hate it, I’m saying I can’t get invested in it’s story

[fiery turtle]

practically are , they are implying it atleast and they are saying its bullshit, like should everyone be happy and nice to eachother? go play star trek then dumb dumb

[gloomy tartan]

Like I noticed I hear about forgetting worldsand fortress worlds but I haven’t heard of a single fucking farm lol

[junior sky]

Chat, shun this man

[sonic sonnet]

Then why argue with the people who are invested, just drop the story and take the good bits you don't need the story for

[gloomy tartan]

Does the imperium grow nothing lol?

[carmine steppe]

It's too late for the whole galaxy, we basically are in the last stages of intelligent life in W40k

[gloomy tartan]

The imperium can afford to have pleasure planets but we can’t grow some fucking wheat lol

[tall grove]

???the setting makes sense for what it is
I’m saying I’m incapable of enjoying factions the way they are

[carmine steppe]

That entire galaxy wants to die and be reborn again

[rigid peak]

In the grim darkness of the 40th millennium there is only war

[junior sky]

Hot off the press, the goal post has been moved once again

[fiery turtle]

so dont argue about it when u have nothing to add

[carmine steppe]

There are entire planets dedicated to growing wheat, agriworlds

[sonic sonnet]

We have hyper luxury resorts where you're served food worth more than cars
We have millions of deaths from starvation each year
This is a thing in the real world just the same

[tall grove]

Nah I’ve just been wording things badly

[gloomy tartan]

So the major factions in 40k are the last intelligent life forms left clinging on to a galaxy running out of food resources and the remaining factions racing to consume and control it all?

[gloomy tartan]

I’d love to learn more about these worlds

[junior sky]

Whatever you wanna call it man lol

[sonic sonnet]

They're just that ngl

[gloomy tartan]

I was under the impression the imperium didn’t grow any food lol

[tall grove]

It’s a planet that just grows food. Just food as far as the eye can see

[rigid peak]

"It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries The Emperor has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth. He is the Master of Mankind by the will of the gods, and master of a million worlds by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Technology. He is the Carrion Lord of the Imperium for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day, so that he may never truly die.

Yet even in his deathless state, the Emperor continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty battlefleets cross the daemon-infested miasma of the Warp, the only route between distant stars, their way lit by the Astronomican, the psychic manifestation of the Emperor's will. Vast armies give battle in his name on uncounted worlds. Greatest amongst his soldiers are the Adeptus Astartes, the Space Marines, bio-engineered super-warriors. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Imperial Guard and countless planetary defence forces, the ever vigilant Inquisition and the tech-priests of the Adeptus Mechanicus to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat from aliens, heretics, mutants - and worse.

To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only war. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting gods."

[gloomy tartan]

I mean I imagine different planets have different crops they grow. I like ecology

[sonic sonnet]

It has had a million worlds under it's command for ten thousand years, why would it not grow food

[carmine steppe]

https://youtu.be/G8LpHDVRyVg?si=x8IxI8bJD8WYRfeR

[sonic sonnet]

Ah, fair. It is a pretty fun thing to think about, what people eat in sci-fi, ngl

[gloomy tartan]

All I heard was people meme about corpse starch and I only heard about fortress and forge worlds

I thought we survived completely on corpse starch Ngl

[sonic sonnet]

Corpse starch is a thing on Hive worlds mostly (I think)

[tall grove]

Yes, like I said it fits the universe, I’m not saying it doesn’t
I’m saying I don’t like grimdark settings, Wich is a shame because I like the aesthetic, meaning I can’t really find anything else that’ll scratch that itch

[gloomy tartan]

Makes sense

[carmine steppe]

The video I shared talks about the food of the imperium

[carmine steppe]

Imagine an entire world dedicated to growing corn, but if you were dropped there you would just die, cause it's just miles and miles and miles of corn plantation

[little marten]

OK LETS DARKTIDE

[sonic sonnet]

Hive Worlds are supposed to be the least efficient world possible, literally breeding chambers for human cannon fodder and industry

[rigid peak]

There’s agri-worlds, which according to some writers are heavily polluted hellholes which even the biggest fans have called fuckass braindead

[junior sky]

AYE CUSTOM UI IS WORKING AGAIN LETS GO

[tall grove]

PC players keep winning

[junior sky]

Always man, always

[carmine steppe]

Well what can I say, the setting is grimdark, every piece of media from 40k is grimdark in a way

[gloomy tartan]

On earth we have the ecology we have and it’s getting smaller due to consuming the environment to build ontop of it, space is filled with so many alternate types of ecology and food chains and different species and ways they evolved to deal with similar problems or unique environments. It’s intriguing exciting and a place where we just dream to our hearts content of what could be and may be out there someday.

[tall grove]

PC players are the Europeans of gaming

[junior sky]

heres to hoping force swap is working again

[rigid peak]

There’s actually grox, a bull dog thing in which every part is edible, weirdly it’s actually totally delicious

[gloomy tartan]

The farm worlds are polluted??!

So literaly only diddy beaches are clean

[carmine steppe]

@gloomy tartan btw you are not entirely wrong about the galaxy of 40k to be running out of food, cause the Tyranids leave no organism alive after they are done with a planet

[tall grove]

Just like real life

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah Nids just consume the orks grow like mushrooms and kill too the chaos just corrupts they don’t grow new food, I assume the dark spaxe elfs just fuck and turn people into chairs and furniture.

[sonic sonnet]

Real farms aren't better, gling through the fields all you see is dying plants between crops, the stench of fertiliser or whatever tractor is there currently and dead animals in the ground
Farms already are fucking disgusting, a world made as a giant farm would only be worse

[gloomy tartan]

Like the entire surface is just crop fields?

[carmine steppe]

Most of it

[sonic sonnet]

Everything that can be made into crop fields, yeah

[rigid peak]

What farms are you going to hot damn

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah that’s more nature but not necessarily prettier

[carmine steppe]

That's why I said, if you are dropped into one of them you are dead

Cause you would just be lost forever in a sea of crops

[sonic sonnet]

That was my experience of one in romania, our german ones aren't as bad, but badly regulated farms are horrible

[carmine steppe]

Big industrialized farms, like most farms are nowadays

[gloomy tartan]

So any nature in 40k is endless fields of crops or a planet that wants to kill you like catachan or a pleasure planets ?

[errant python]

GO ON SAY SOMETHING BOUT CADIA

[sonic sonnet]

Agri worlds are only good because you're relatively unlikely to be drafted

[errant python]

I KNOW YOU WANT TO

[carmine steppe]

No, I'm talking about agriworlds

[rigid peak]

german
wants regulation
reaction amounts to “we wouldn’t do that in Germany”

Bro… it’s over

[sonic sonnet]

You get it

[tall grove]

Or eldar worlds (there’s a name for them but I forgor) though tbf they also want to kill you

[carmine steppe]

Do you know about forge worlds?

[gloomy tartan]

So all mature wants to kill you or is a man made farm abomination

[rigid peak]

Unregulated farms here have the best tasting food

[sonic sonnet]

Chinese live leak the planet

[carmine steppe]

Depends on the planet

[gloomy tartan]

They just make stuff like giant forges like tanks right?

Planet dedicated to making stuff tech wise like tanks or guns or bombs?

[sonic sonnet]

They feed the Cows Doritos and fertilise the crops with Gatorade

[tall grove]

Yeah
Just like real life

[carmine steppe]

The entire world is basically a factory, there's no nature, no plants or animals, only steel and heat

[edgy oracle]

HUH!?

[gloomy tartan]

There’s a town that is the only place that knows how to make a m1 abrams lol

[rigid peak]

No they just free ranch

[sonic sonnet]

You need what amounts to a Gas Mask on basically every forge world, because the air is so bad

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah I hear about forge and fortress only from others and in game

[tall grove]

Even then you’ll still not be doing too well lol

[carmine steppe]

Fortress worlds are better to live in than forge

[rigid peak]

It’s quite popular here for ranchers to let cows wander and graze, they usually have the healthiest cows and the best meat.

[sonic sonnet]

Because you die before any of the bad stuff actually happens ngl

[gloomy tartan]

Duh cadia is THE fortress world

[tall grove]

*was

[carmine steppe]

was

[rigid peak]

No fences needed

[errant python]

was

[gloomy tartan]

Ok good question raised now, which planet is now THE fortress world

[carmine steppe]

Terra

[tall grove]

So-called free thinkers when somebody mentions Cadia in the present tense

[rigid peak]

Terra is the throneworld. Maybe Mordian

[little marten]

CADIA IS GONE LET IT GO GUYS

[tall grove]

<@&735928989146939404>

[sonic sonnet]

"Little Johnny, you've turned 4. Pick up that Lasgun and do some shooting over there."
"Little Johnny, you've turned 5, therr are currently five billions Tyranids on the Planet, go fight for the Emperor."
"Little Johnny, you're 6 and managed to survive an invasion. There is a chaos insurrection, pick up that Lasgun and go take them out and then come back to deal with the second Ork Waaagh this year."

[gloomy tartan]

NO ITS TOO SOON

[rigid peak]

<@&735928989146939404> kick him in the nards

[gloomy tartan]

I won’t let cadia go until every single corner of the galaxy has a planet called New Cadia in it nurgle

[carmine steppe]

Anyway the Cadians whine too much, the Catachans are right

[junior sky]

Okay... mods fixed but repeated game crash now.....

[little marten]

I’m guessing hacked account rip

[gloomy tartan]

I mean they still follow orders and get the job done just turn of your coms when they annoy you lol

Cadians are good at fighting and good at making new Cadians

[tall grove]

If your storied planet got blown up by a dude with a ponytail on the top of his head you’d be mad too

[wispy wadi]

Smh rednames

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/machine-gun-guns-smoke-weapon-gif-17114615

[junior sky]

Truest thing youve said today

[gloomy tartan]

Not to mention he blew it up after he lost multiple times

[carmine steppe]

Catachans don't follow orders but they do get the job done

[wispy wadi]

Cadia stands. As example of failure

[junior sky]

Bro actually reset the n64, what a bitch ass

[gloomy tartan]

The equivalent of throwing your friends console out of the window and leaving his house

[rigid peak]

“Hello steam user, scammer account has been terminated. We have provided a link to the execution video.”

[tall grove]

Short, controlled bursts smh

[gloomy tartan]

He basically went into the games workshop lost multiple times against a Cadia team then flipped the table ran out, and proceeded to crashed his car through the front of the miniature store.

[tall grove]

Having a ponytail on the very top of your head while being bald all over the rest of your head is a look only orks can pull off

[carmine steppe]

Hey the Catachans were alone during the age of strife, without help, were attacked by Orks and Chaos, and still won in the end

[sonic sonnet]

He started throwing his minifigs in the guys face before running out

[carmine steppe]

The catachan jungles are too dangerous even for chaos

[rigid peak]

Fallen to Abaddon the ‘armless

[sonic sonnet]

Whenever I see Cadia hate, I wonder if they actually saw what a comedic shitshow that whole thing was

Abaddon rammed his giant fucking ship into the planet to finally win and even then almost lost

[tall grove]

I hate on Cadia because I like it when they whine

[rigid peak]

An Archmagos

[tall grove]

Drunk driving, as always, was the winning move

[sonic sonnet]

I get that, ragebaiting hardcore fans of anything is the funniest thing ever

[junior sky]

okay apparently scoreboard is crashing the game, I can live without that

[rigid peak]

I think the hate mostly stems from how pervasive the Cadia stands memes became

[sonic sonnet]

Imagine being such a giant asshole that a Necron and a Tech-Priest start doing Yaoi under the planet's surface just to make you lose even harder

[rigid peak]

Much like how I somewhat hate kriegers since despite being a very nuanced guard unit with a huge martyrdom culture people don’t shut up about the shovels and constant desire to die pointlessly

[tall grove]

Necrons and tech priests are always doing yaoi bro
Cawl definitely has a Necrons baddie with him

[sonic sonnet]

I like Krieg because le funny gas mask and le big gun

[tall grove]

Hehe funny shovel man

[jaunty path]

SHOVELS!!!!!

[gloomy tartan]

FOR CADIA

[jaunty path]

FOR MEXICO!!

[sonic sonnet]

Belisarius rocking up with an entire harem of Necrons Immortals only to see Trazyn turn up with a bunch of Skitarii femboys

[tall grove]

Is that Cadia on your shoulder or have you been neglecting your armour’s cleanliness?

[gloomy tartan]

VIVA LA REVOLUTION! SI SE PUEDE!

[rigid peak]

Kriegers are siege masters. These are people who sieges a world for decades and then when they won continued to bombard the ruins out of spite

[sonic sonnet]

It's like watching a Dragon Ball character fight someone weaker than them, just incredible amounts of disrespect for no good reason

[tall grove]

They then have a twink-off to see who’s gayer
The rivalry dwarfs trazyn and orikan

[gloomy tartan]

fires my bolter at you and blows yo head clean smoof off

[rigid peak]

<@&735928989146939404> cut off his balls

[tall grove]

<@&735928989146939404> another one lol

[sonic sonnet]

Who even falls for those scams

[errant python]

FOR ATOMA

[gloomy tartan]

That’s a statement right there

[rigid peak]

They got angry.

[gloomy tartan]

Just blowing up their ruins for the love of the fucking game lol

[sonic sonnet]

"Oh mah gawd! Trump/Mr. Beast wonts to give me muneh?!?!?! I must fully give up my sense of self preservstion!"

[tall grove]

I will surely trust this Nigerian prince

[rigid peak]

I think they did until either their guns wrapped from overuse or they were out of ammo

[sonic sonnet]

Belisarius showing Trazyn just how much the mixture of biology and mechanics can do

[gloomy tartan]

Surely it was the ammo, we have amazing guns

[errant python]

from what I understand, krieger martyrdom is greatly overexaggerated. they don't die pointlessly, they're last stand fighters

[sonic sonnet]

I bet Belisarius gives crazy head man

[gloomy tartan]

Kriegs are guilty cuz their king tried to do a pro gamer move

[rigid peak]

They’ll sacrifice themselves gladly, they refuse to die pointlessly

[sonic sonnet]

Last stands are pointless like 90% of the time, why die in a terrible position, if you can just retreat, regroup and be of better use then

[tall grove]

And trazyn showing off the potential of living metal
Who will win? Who is gayer? Find out next episode on queeron balls 40,000

[gloomy tartan]

Cadians are mad because a chaos cuck ragequit and broke the game

[carmine steppe]

Memes over exaggerate and simply them

Like most memes do, for example Ork power of belief

[tall grove]

Yeah but orks are a meme faction tbf

[carmine steppe]

They are not

[gloomy tartan]

I think the point of a last stand is it’s what you do when you can’t get to a better postion and it’s basically assumed death or worse will come regardless of what you do so fuck it get a kill streak for the boys

[rigid peak]

The only thing that isn’t exaggerated is Cain’s imposter syndrome

[sonic sonnet]

Necron uses LIVING METAL to absolutely DESTOY this TECH-TWINKS PROSTATE

[tall grove]

They have a unit called a “snazzwagon”

[tall grove]

Okay we should calm it down a little

[sonic sonnet]

That is the worst thing I've ever typed, yeah

[gloomy tartan]

Like that’s the point of a last stand your closed off or too injured or have no ways to exit really etc. otherwise your just attempting to hold the enemy off to buy others more time not a last stand.

[rigid peak]

Orks are silly out of universe but in universe they are terrifying

[gloomy tartan]

It can be a last stand if your injured and slowing down the team to go hey fuck it prop this guy up somewhere so they can suppress the enemy

[sonic sonnet]

Two thirds of their regiments are Artillery units with World War 1 type mortars
"Danger close!" I scream, before firing the twenty ton artillery shell fifty feet in front of me

[rigid peak]

It was the orks which gave tau fire warriors shellshock

[errant python]

pretty much. and speaking as someone that really likes Krieg Death Korps, I do share that sentiment about disliking how people only talk about their incredibly over-exaggerated martyrdom. it's a similar situation with Salamanders where they're known for being the funny fire guys who are nice when there's so much more abt them that makes them cool

[tall grove]

They’re the shootiest boyz

[carmine steppe]

Orks look funny to us as players or media readers with their kill-a-cans and their thousand different squigs and from their point of view. Orks from the point of view of another faction are a terrifying foe that will not stop at anything to kill you

[gloomy tartan]

They fucking ment it when they said danger close back then lol

[tall grove]

Yeah I’m aware they’re horrific I’m universe
I’m talking from a meta standpoint

[sonic sonnet]

Railway guns are worth it, trust me bro

[gloomy tartan]

WW1 artillery reminds me of the French LOST LEGION who got shelled by the Germans and there own French artillery in a massive fuck up on command

[rigid peak]

There’s a lot of nuance, like the white scars who value independence and maintaining both a strong mind and body.

[carmine steppe]

They are funny, but not a meme

[errant python]

yea. pretty much just flanderizing what they're all about

[rigid peak]

The iron guard never break but this means that they’re completely inflexible to fatal effect

[tall grove]

That makes them a meme
Don’t bother arguing, I’m objectively correct at all times

[sonic sonnet]

They're almost entirely based on football fans, their concept alone is a joke, it's just a joke they gaslighted us all into taking seriously

[rigid peak]

Nah that died after 2nd edition

[tall grove]

Bloodbowl is the best warhammer setting anyway

[sonic sonnet]

Nuh uh, muh YouTuber said it, so it's still true

[rigid peak]

God screw off either this satire shit, it died off in the 90s

[carmine steppe]

I guess, I can't really say anything to you after saying you don't like grimdark settings, in the 40k grimdark setting videogame 😭

[gloomy tartan]

Cadia

[rigid peak]

Mordian

[errant python]

HE SAID IT HE SAID THE THING

[jaunty path]

I shat myself

[gloomy tartan]

I’ve had times I do the cheer thing in voice wheel and then I do the shout ability and I’ve gotten my cutthroat to yell cadia twice in a row

[rigid peak]

Don’t do that wtf

[gloomy tartan]

I swear I will record him doing it again.

[errant python]

my vet is a loose cannon krieger which I feel like is the funniest combination I could've done for vet

[gloomy tartan]

Self aware krieger

[rigid peak]

Krieger machine broke

[jaunty path]

an extra g changes the feel of the word

[rigid peak]

I desperately want a stiff upper lip stuffy British officer personality and a stoic German personality who always says we wouldn’t do that in my regiment or in my regiment we did this

[gloomy tartan]

Give me a Cadia rock trinket for my weapons

Hey why is some guardsmen armor diff colors is that purely paint ontop? Or is it cuz of different metal used to make the armor?

[fiery crystal]

I don't think the lore is ever super clear (as with many things in 40k), but I'm guessing just paint considering there's plenty of guard regiments with different colored armor that otherwise functions and looks the same

[misty trench]

bruh I'm trying to eat food and drink coffee rn

can the scammers respect I'm on smoko pls

[rain idol]

My cutthroat is a schizophrenic guy (possible really weak psyker) whom believes he’s a cadian and was at the fall of caidia (he was not he just hallucinated it)

[fiery crystal]

You also see in art that the color can chip off like paint and show the metallic plasteel underneath

[dusk stone]

ugh, by the Emperor. Heresy difficulty really is that horrible sweet spot of difficulty and inexperience.

[ocean widget]

thats why they strike at when you're busy

[drowsy prawn]

what a request

[ocean widget]

i mean tbf they are known for violent and niche executions

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/ned-kelly-storm-trooper-star-gif-10332415

[next cradle]

GUYS... this game might actually be unplayable. The mission screen Quickplay info says "Quickplay: Tertium Hive - Atoma Prim"

[ocean widget]

they put primm in darktide?

https://tenor.com/view/lets-go-gambling-gif-3937562841362806777

[next cradle]

No Nevada isn't canon, this was a TYPO. Literally unplayable

[low blade]

Weird way to spell Necromunda

[radiant seal]

What exactly does the purple bone saw do? It's like a damage debuff?

[low blade]

Armor brittleness

[radiant seal]

Ah, thank you!

[fiery crystal]

Nah it's on purpose to convey just how presumptuous Atoman nobility is

[noble geyser]

how do i get the dark tide pin from this server

on my dc profile

[next cradle]

if you're on PC then click the drop-down in the server banner. Should be the second option down

[ocean widget]

click the darktide dropdown menu in the top left
click server tag

[low blade]

One edge case tbf. They're technically siege-breakers. You call them in to quickly and effeciently take fortified positions. They're late WW1, not early. Vraks and that one anecdote in a codex are the exception, not the rule

[noble geyser]

i just did hell yeah thanks brothers

[rigid peak]

True though it shows they can get really mad

[noble geyser]

imma continue spreading the gospel of the emperor

to the ungodly heretics

[low blade]

That or the administratum forgot to cycle them off-world and they just kept going

[rigid peak]

“If I stop shelling the voices get louder.”

[nimble glade]

🗣️ So fun fact, in America we already eat corpse starch and slab. It's just not cannibalism "yet" with the human flesh ingredients. Just animals. At least, what's publicly known. Definitely a lot of synthetic stuffs with artificial flavors.

Oh and the plastics

[low blade]

Do you think processed meat is somehow unique to America or

[rigid peak]

Ok bro.

[rigid peak]

Only America has food with salt in it bro

[nimble glade]

As an American, yes.

Ignorance is bliss.

[fiery crystal]

Unless you're the 158th siege regiment, in which case you're pleading for the shelling to stop

[nimble glade]

If there are other places that do this or something similar, please enlighten me brethren.

[errant python]

you'll get used to it when you level your stuff more

[nimble glade]

Rations lore is very important

[low blade]

Y'know a neat weapon to add would be the triplex lasgun but it'd be a wee bit OP I think

[nimble glade]

I always thought everywhere else was healthier, pardon my ignorance. Or more organic? Idk

Less processed?

sigh

I have to clock in brb

[fiery crystal]

Would make most sense as a skin for the helbore imo

[rigid peak]

What do you think organic means?

[low blade]

Couldnt be more wrong. Tons of poorer countries have even more processed and low-quality meats

[fiery crystal]

Speaking of, we need a voss skin for the recon lasgun

[rigid peak]

There’s a lasgun shotgun

[low blade]

Give me folding wire stock and I am COMPLETE as a Steel Legion simp

[fiery crystal]

That's what I'm saying lol it would be so fire

[low blade]

But I still use thr night-eagle Kantrael on my Legionaire lole

[tall grove]

Folding wire stock on a lasgun? Sounds goofy

[low blade]

Picked up the set, trinket and TWO weapon skins. Necer forget

[fiery crystal]

Haha yeah that's like the main reason to use infantry lasgun anyways

[low blade]

1. Its issued to vehicle crews and the mechanized Steel Legion
2. Canonically Lasguns have 0 recoil anyway. We only have recoil for gameplay purposes

[fiery crystal]

This guy just not Armageddonpilled enough smh

[ocean widget]

why would you put a folding wire stock on a gun with a stock already

[rigid peak]

I use the infantry lasgun to be a grunt

[tall grove]

I know it’s just funny to think about

[tall grove]

For tankers

[rigid peak]

Tanker regiment

[ocean widget]

ah
they need a gun as long as their tanks
makes sense

[low blade]

For DT: Looks cool
Lore: Makes it easier to store the weapon in enclosed spaces

[nimble glade]

Then all hope is lost.

[fiery crystal]

Who said they needed a double stock lol?

[low blade]

I have been using the Kantrael infantry lasgun and shovel as a build since launch and reguarly run Aurics with it. Just hit headshots and you one-tap almost everything. Dopamine

[hazy kestrel]

You don’t get it pal, I can hit the enemy unless my lasgun is as long as a Karl Gustav artillery emplacement.

[ocean widget]

tanker regiments

[rigid peak]

Stop dooming

[vestal scaffold]

anyone know what causes the fatal error out of memory? my pc has good specs

[fiery crystal]

My b I didn't realize we were trolling lol

[tall grove]

The west has fallen
Trillions must perish

[nimble glade]

Can't help it sometimes

[low blade]

And shovels can knock the hell out of anything to make space when needed

[fiery crystal]

Goat fr

[ocean widget]

shush
surely the weapon with no recoil clearly needs things that reduce recoil

[rigid peak]

If anyone gets to doom it’s me who’s on day 13 for days spent in the hospital

[tall grove]

What happened?

[ocean widget]

you're still in there?
jesus christ i hope you're not in america

[rigid peak]

Kidney failure the sequel

[tall grove]

Yikes

[rigid peak]

Why?

[ocean widget]

13 days in hospital combined with americas excessive medical bills

[hazy kestrel]

Hospital bill makes life savings go flush!

[gloomy tartan]

The humble lasgun is integral to the guard

[tall grove]

Because American hospital bills will kill you faster than whatever you’re in the hospital for

[low blade]

With the playstyle of the Kantrael I can just close my eyes and pretend I'm the one legionaire with a full stock because I'm the designated marksman and cope because I want a Voss-pattern lasgun

[low blade]

Wait no dont close my eyes I cant hit shit that way

[rigid peak]

@tall grove you realize we have Medicare right?

[ocean widget]

does he know

[hazy kestrel]

Like that does anything around here

[errant python]

if I had to go to the hospital in America, I'd just do the thing Ethan Winters did in RE8. glue and stitch my arm back on

[tall grove]

Don’t care
Making fun of Americans is funny

[fiery crystal]

Big brain time
But realistically it helps increase stability because you can brace the weapon against your shoulder, and also in lore there's discrepancies on whether it would produce recoil or not

[low blade]

Wait what are you so I know who or what to mock

[rigid peak]

It works for me

[vestal kayak]

I keep seeing people leave before the loading screen on losses. Do they get to keep their dockets/exp/mastery or are they losing out and jsut not caring?

[tall grove]

Canadian

[ocean widget]

if they leave before the mission fails then yeah assumably they miss out on that shit

[rigid peak]

Better than dying while waiting

[low blade]

Hello saar

[tall grove]

?

[elder merlin]

[tall grove]

Dead chat 😔

[rigid peak]

Steamed hams but it’s an award winning film

[silver grotto]

this is the official discord server of the Warhammer franchise?

[tall grove]

FATSHAAAAAARK! REMOVE BULWARKS FROM THE GAME, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!

[tall grove]

No, just darktide

[silver grotto]

Which one is the official Warhammer discord?

Idek what Darktide is

[rigid peak]

Why bulwarks

[tall grove]

Darktide is a horde shooter set in 40k

[silver grotto]

Which one is the official Warhammer discord?

[tall grove]

Because I hate them
An indestructible shield is frankly stupid

[tall grove]

No clue
I’d suggest looking for one on Google or something

[rigid peak]

Nah they’re easy

[tall grove]

2/10 ragebait

[little marten]

lmao a lot of hive scum players seem to be trash

[rigid peak]

What if it’s not bait. What if it’s my unfettered dogshit opinion?

[tall grove]

Then I hope you get the psychological support you require

[hazy kestrel]

Only 65 more runs of Rolling Steel until I’m done with the Hive Scum penances.

[rigid peak]

Maybe I got good

[tall grove]

48 for me
Wanna run them together?

[rigid peak]

I love fighting them as ogryn

[astral basin]

New iphone update is… bubbly
I dont like it

[hazy kestrel]

Almost done eating, will be online in a moment.

[rigid peak]

I crave more opportunities for ogryn on ogryn combat

But the problem is when I want solo one in melee my team always instantly melt them with ranged

[hazy kestrel]

Side note, it karking stinks that we still don’t have more penance track stuff. I want to spend my maximum funny money dangit!

[gloomy tartan]

Best I can do is 4x bulwark density increase and rotten armor

[tall grove]

What’s that? You want another recolour in commodore’s vestures? Well, if you insist…

[drifting frigate]

did they nerf how much experience buying weapons, consecrating and then sacrificing them for weapon blessings gives? It's been forever since i've done this, but it's taking like 15 green weapons to get a single mastery level, i don't recall it taking this much lol

[junior sky]

mastery is like super fast to get through missions, idk why you'd do that

[tall grove]

Because nobody actually wants to play darktide obviously

[drifting frigate]

because it was quicker in the past to just level weapons this way rather than running lower tier weapons in the past

[astral basin]

Ogryn workforce mod
Every elite is reaper, bulwark, crusher
Boss plague ogryn
Still get shamblers, walkers, muties, pox hounds

[hazy kestrel]

K, am online now. I’ve been running those Rolling steel missions on malice to speedrun them.

[gloomy tartan]

Make that 8x crusher density rotten armor stolen stims and lights out

[junior sky]

idk its never taken me more than like 10 missions to max a weapon, and I dont do lower tiers because I can just get a decent weapon with tier 3 or 4 blessings

[gloomy tartan]

Fuck it hunting grounds ontop of all of that too

[junior sky]

Fuck it, all trappers

[drifting frigate]

I hear you, but when you exclusively play h40 you kinda just want to get the weapons and start utilzing them, rather than 'grinding' for them, especially when u have nothing else to spend your horde of materials on

[gloomy tartan]

You cAn just sacrifice weapons to level up a weapon mastery breh

[junior sky]

exclusively playing h40 sounds so ass lmfao

[gloomy tartan]

When will darktide add cyberdog races

[drifting frigate]

Yes i'm awaare lol, but I'm just saying doing so requires you to sell a lot more weapons vs. how I remember it taking

[gloomy tartan]

I mean if you play you gey a lot of random ass weapons to sacrifice tho

[junior sky]

1400 per helmet and the bundle being 1800 is such cuckshark behavior

[drifting frigate]

Perhaps I'm not explaining clearly enough... I have 25M dockets, 1.5M plasteel etc... i dont need weapon drops from missions to sacrifice, in the past you simply buy them, make them blue/green and then sacrifice for unlocking the blessings. It now just seems to take A LOT more, it's just extra tedium

[junior sky]

we get you pal, good luck on the weapon sac'ing

[gloomy tartan]

It prob do take longer to speed run mastery everything now I imagine

Did you know CADIA STANDS

[carmine steppe]

Cadians this Cadians that, you lot wouldn't last a day in Catachan

[rigid peak]

You wouldn’t last a day on Necromunda

[jaunty path]

I did it all day one.

[gloomy breach]

is there a reason pox walkers seem to randomly explode now?

[dusk stone]

I sit at Auric, mate. It's just a reminder of how much I lean on my teammates I guess

[errant python]

you'll get used to it!

but yea Heresy really does teach you self sufficiency

[timber elk]

That’s nurgle for you

[errant python]

especially when your random teammates might as well be hardstuck malice

[junior sky]

Did they take away the big sound effect for thammers?

[eager vine]

I love how every cadian dialogue is like a wojack of cadians crying while everyone makes fun of them

[hazy kestrel]

Bugged along with the rest of the power weapons

[gloomy breach]

i mean gameplay wise, they seem to randomly explode knokcing me back

[carmine steppe]

So true

[timber elk]

It is gameplay wise. Nurgle blessed the poxs or anyone that has tentacles coming out of them

[carmine steppe]

On the topic of necromunda I love how the zealot calls the hive scum "vagabond"

It's hilarious that they go around saying "witness the vagabonds wrath"

[gloomy breach]

i know that part. But i dont remember it happening before. Ever since HS theyve had knockback

[timber elk]

Yeah they always had knock back.

[gloomy breach]

Did they?

i swear its a newer thing.

[jolly valley]

Anyone running penances? Trying to get just a flesh wound

[gloomy breach]

that the zealot 1 wound left one?

[jolly valley]

ya

[gloomy breach]

i can help with that

[hazy notch]

I just realized that darktide is the bast Warhammer 40k Game ever made

But they need to buff veteran a bit

[jolly valley]

How do I find you in game?

[rigid peak]

What are the new nicknames anyway

[gloomy breach]

whats youre friend code?

[hazy notch]

I hate Hive scums

[ripe tangle]

imagine how hard it would be trying to spread news of something important through a Hive, you could try writing stuff but most people can’t read, Hives are also so massive that it’s impossible to communicate across a single level without whatever message you’re conveying turning into a giant game of Telephone

[carmine steppe]

Wrong, Dawn of War 1 exist

[hazy notch]

I played it when I was 5 years old

[jolly valley]

12113185

[hazy notch]

And am still playing it

[gloomy breach]

youre missiong two numbers

[hazy notch]

Now we got down of war 4 and I got no fucking PC

So am getting a laptop instead

[carmine steppe]

Dude this is literally a plot point in Warboss, where a comissar has vital information about an Ork attack but he is stranded in a hivecity under the hivecity he needs to inform to

[jolly valley]

12113185 hm that is what it says in steam

[gloomy breach]

your ingame friend code

[carmine steppe]

He couldn't, for the life of him find a way to tell everyone about it

[gloomy breach]

go to social then find player

[hazy notch]

So are you saying we can fight orks in darktide

[jolly valley]

2605033491

[hazy notch]

Like space Marines 1

[gloomy tartan]

Next update is ork update confirmed ?

[carmine steppe]

How did you read my comments and come out with this statement

[gloomy breach]

no joke i went to type in the code and my game crashed

[hazy notch]

Because I have been asking for the same thing to space Marines 2

[jolly valley]

lol sorry I must be cursed

[ripe tangle]

ngl I would like a game where we fight Orks, that’d be GOATED

[carmine steppe]

Also hive scum are cool, it shows you the side of the imperium you don't really see often

[hazy notch]

There is a space Marines 1 for ya

[carmine steppe]

Dawn of War 4

[hazy notch]

If you didn't play it you are not old enough

[jolly valley]

Anyone else avail for just a flesh wound penance?

[gloomy tartan]

Wut dat

[carmine steppe]

A penance

[hazy notch]

Down of war 1 brother

People must know the story from the start and just skip down of war 3

[jolly valley]

Where you are a zealot and have to run a mission with 25% or less health in under 20 min

[silent kernel]

Fellas

[carmine steppe]

I don't think story is gonna matter that much for dawn of War 4

[hazy notch]

Yes

[gloomy tartan]

Just do the train mission in under 20 easy

[jolly valley]

Have to do it in a private party

[hazy notch]

The people will ask who the fuck are blood revens are

[gloomy tartan]

What difficulty?

[silent kernel]

How does the Havoc Keys Work?
My crew and I concluded a 23 this week but we received a 20 after the reset

[hazy notch]

People must know

[jolly valley]

Just did it in a public group in 8 and it didnt count

[carmine steppe]

The people always ask whatever space marine chapter they see that's not ultramarines

[jolly valley]

Heresy or higher

[little marten]

i played arbites for a game and it was like wading through custard

[hazy notch]

I love ultramarines

[gloomy tartan]

If I’m not lagging like ass I’ll help

[hazy notch]

Because I grow up with them

[carmine steppe]

I'm reading a Ciaphas Cain book and he is gonna join with a reclamators chapter and I have no idea who those guys are

[hazy notch]

Wifi skill issues

[jolly valley]

K my darktide friend code is 2605033491 if you want to add me

[hazy notch]

I just realized today that veteran class is Important to be in the fight

Because they can shoot mfs in the head

[jolly valley]

Whats you char name?

need 1 more for penance please

[silent kernel]

How does the Havoc Keys Work?
My crew and I concluded a 23 this week but after the reset we received a 20, is it multiples of 10? Current Key?

[hazy notch]

I can hop on if you want

[jolly valley]

Great! My friend code is 2605033491

[hazy notch]

Okay let me turn my gayStation 5 on

[little marten]

haha gay

[hazy notch]

Veteran mains are no gay my friend

[jolly valley]

You there man? 🙂

[hazy notch]

Am here

[silent kernel]

Anyone know?

[hazy notch]

Am Maximus

[dapper trench]

ngl Heresy is so fucking ass

[hazy notch]

Why

[hazy kestrel]

Always was.

[gloomy breach]

Since my in game chats busted, im gonna tank everything if you wanna do damage.

[cerulean dune]

when will they add veteren to the game?

[hazy notch]

Okay

[cerulean dune]

the new tech adept class is pretty cool but like

veteren would be so cool

[whole glade]

WHY IS MASTER LAZARUS ALLWAYS OUT OF STOCK!!!? I WANT A GOOD CHRISTMAS!!!!

[lethal hornet]

Holy shite what is up with all these errors

[hazy notch]

Huh

[lethal hornet]

Like 6 2014/2004 disconnections in one match

[dapper trench]

CAUSE FUCKERS DONT KNOW HOW TO FUCKING PLAY

[marsh iris]

teammates are your difficulty adjustment

[dapper trench]

OMFG IM ABOUT TO POP MY ZEALOT AND SHOW HOW TO WRECK SHIT UP

[lethal hornet]

Goes into low difficulty, surprised when players are of lower skill

My difficulty comes from the hardest modifier there is. Non stop disconnections

The games broken

[dapper trench]

Not when its a fucking skill bar in order for you get other diffs

[eager vine]

I find I can’t even match make in damnation. It sucks

[lethal hornet]

Like. Find a group? I’ve found plenty in damnation

[dapper trench]

god fucking damnit

[eager vine]

As in the matchmaking seems to not work and I usually only get in like, by myself

[lethal hornet]

I just got a code sayin the servers are slow lol no shite, i just teleported over and under the elevator of my previous mission end

Are they on vacation rn or something? They have a broken ass new paid class and the amount of errors are making the game shit itself

[tall grove]

Jesper please release the new mission’s ost man I’m begging

[eager vine]

Yeeeah ngl I could of done without hive scum

Gonna be real if arbities launched like this, never again

[lethal hornet]

They released Arbites and they were strong from the get go, they got so afraid of making anything strong they released a new paid class 50% broken and 50% squish

The auspex scan pings are broken too

Everything is broken

[eager vine]

I remember how all the streams said the rocket launcher was going to be op, and that it was gonna really shake up the game..

More evidence these people don’t know wtf they’re talking about

[lethal hornet]

It it shook alright, shook itself out of anyones loadout/builds

[gloomy breach]

Is it on private?

[lethal hornet]

Chem nade is where its at. I bet your ass first thing they’ll do is nerf chem nade before they fix any bugs

[vague elm]

Tox nade fits tox build sparkle has built in regen.
What does rocket have aside from an ammo pool shared with the whole team

[modern aspen]

the rocket is can be fired at people far away easily

[lethal hornet]

Throwking a krak is not hard

[gloomy breach]

Rocket is the worse blitz HS have. Yeah it deletes like A single crusher but so dose your melee

[slim iris]

stinky

[modern aspen]

and it does a lot of damage so it's good against bosses like plague ogryn

that's it thou
the other two are better

[lethal hornet]

Krak is replenishable and does similar damage

They really pooped on the rocket

[eager vine]

Same with krak grenades if you actually aim

How does the rocket have worse radius than krak

[lethal hornet]

Is fatshark on vacation, when can anyone expect anything from them

[modern aspen]

I'm comparing the rocket to the other options hive scum has not comparing it to krak

[lethal hornet]

Well we are

[eager vine]

ALR, compare it to chem grenades which are actually broken

[modern aspen]

I know right

[vague elm]

It needs something special to give it a niche amongst builds

[eager vine]

They could have given it the same radius as the ogryn nuke, but they didn’t…

[vague elm]

It should have a 10% chance to replenish a shot off of melee kills against ogryns or something

[modern aspen]

Ok I feel like people are presuming I'm taking the stance the rockets good, it's not, it's serviceable but the other two are really good

[lethal hornet]

Just give em extreme armour piercing and a large aoe

[astral basin]

Didot expect to open facebook the first time in a year and see jacksepticeye doing lazy thirst traps

[eager vine]

Even saying it’s serviceable is an overstatement. It’s the worst blitz in the game

[lethal hornet]

Alright im gonna guess fatshark is sitting on their ass then praying for the holidays to come sooner

[modern aspen]

I will say though, people are comparing the rocket to krak grenade with the replenishment upgrade and damage upgrade talents. Which is fair because they're auto-takes. But the rocket is cheaper from a build perspective for bigger burst damage

[vague elm]

Facebook is 80% bots, 19% thirst traps, and 1% your relatives and friends from 10 years ago

[carmine steppe]

Sanguinala is coming so it makes sense

[lethal hornet]

Their game is broken though

[eager vine]

It literally does less damage than krak and veterans can do way more with kraks than hivescum can do with a rocket

[lethal hornet]

They should fix it before they disappear for 3 and a half months

[carmine steppe]

I have been playing this week and it works pretty well, for me at least

But that's my personal experience

[lethal hornet]

I’ve had non stop crashes, and my connection is fine

[carmine steppe]

I'm playing through GeForce Now so idk if that affects it but it's been doing smoothly

[lethal hornet]

Plus a lot of bugs in game, auspex ping not working properly

Ive heard lots of complaints enemy explosion radius have gotten bigger randomly

[lavish prairie]

got tired of manually updating mods every patch. trying vortex. anyone had any issues with vortex just not recognizing darktide? I got the plugin, tried setting the path to the base darktide dir and the binaries dir but in both cases vortex just does nothing. no errors or anything, just zero feedback. any suggestions?

[zenith dirge]

Anyone ever have their teammates move rescue location when trying to clutch??? Just fucked me up so bad

[carmine steppe]

Move what?

[astral basin]

Everywhere is 80% bots
Just didnt expect one of the old subscriber wars folk to be posing seductively there of all places
Then again. Mark started doing his goofy shiz too

[blazing crescent]

how to get image perms?

[carmine steppe]

Not everywhere, but big social media is basically confirming the dead internet theory

[lethal hornet]

Oh my god yeah i can’t play this game the lag is just fuckin unbearable

[low blade]

I bet Cadian rations suck compared to other planets and they dont even realize till they see that Vostroyans get an amasec ration with their food

[carmine steppe]

Facebook and twitter are probably just filled with bots but I think it's due to how they work

[zenith dirge]

Where you can rescue them. Just had a perfect clutch moment and teammates where below a drop i could kite enemies around. I kited them around and did the drop then they moved way farther up in the map

[lethal hornet]

Enemies sliding, gliding, everyones freezing, people not dying

[gloomy tartan]

Cadian rations rule

[astral basin]

Mfw cadian rations are exotic commodities nowadays

[carmine steppe]

Oh damn I didn't know they could move

[zenith dirge]

Ill upload a video it was so fucked man lol was perfect clutch and they just all teleported...

[carmine steppe]

Most astra militarum rations suck, Catachans just hunt their own food if they can

[low blade]

Cadian rations are various shapes and sizes of nutrient bars meanwhile you got some agri-world regiment cooking full-on pastas like Italian rations

[carmine steppe]

I don't think Agri worlds have regiments 😭

[low blade]

As with any Warhammer subject, It Depends. Cain confirms the food on the guard is servicable

[modern aspen]

The real ones know to sneak over to wherever the ratlings are to join in on whatever the hell they're eating for rations

[carmine steppe]

Wtf are they guarding? The endless miles of wheat?

[low blade]

Many do, VERY few planets are exempt from that. Those debt-guys are an agri-world regiment iirc

[hazy notch]

True

[modern aspen]

Any planet with population gives up part of it to the tithe when required

[low blade]

Actual planetary defense is the PDF, which every planet has. But if you have manpower, they're getting shipped offworld

[low blade]

Jopall Indentured Servants

Mining, Hive, Agri, Penal, even tribal and feudal worlds have to give up Guard regiments for tithe purposes. Its not just like, Fortress worlds

[modern aspen]

sometimes planets that can't afford it get exempt like Krieg did after it concluded its civil war and became a wasteland to give time to regrow (Krieg ignored the excemption and sent in many many regiments anyway, because Krieg)

Sometimes planets are forced to give up so much manpower to the tithe they collapse

[zenith dirge]

https://youtu.be/GR_ZNn4--wY?si=9ml-7GxDx6iNWlaC

[low blade]

Slight misremembering, the Administratum asked for a few handful of regiments instantly and Krieg sent them triple that

[zenith dirge]

Can anyone please explain this???

[modern aspen]

that sounds about right

[low blade]

But its true that a severe tithe grade can ruin a world, even if accidental

[carmine steppe]

Yeah, actually I'm reading one of the shorts stories of Cain called "Echoes of the tomb" where he gets on board an Adeptus Mechanicus ship and he is surprised the quality of the food is amazing

[weak ferry]

so is the scum like really squishy?

[modern aspen]

somebody added a extra zero in a report somewhere and got a planet destroyed

[low blade]

Glass cannon

[modern aspen]

yes, less squishy with the right diamond of toughness in the bottom middle but still squishy

[astral basin]

“One gen-u-wine MRE from the cracked planet of Cadia, the once glorious bastion of the Imperium! Get you a taste of something looked upon by the Eye of Terror! They are blessed by the Emperor so that they have been collected by yours truly, from the remains of such outposts that housed such fine pinnacles of humanity, to be in the possession of you!”

[weak ferry]

damn

[low blade]

Hives and Fortress/War worlds are just the poster-children by sheer volume. Cadians sent off huge nunbers and Hives can just raise a ton

[modern aspen]

i had a game 20 minutes ago where we were all full health and managed to entirely collapse in 15 seconds because of a shotgun line that bullied us

hive scum gameplay

[zenith dirge]

https://youtu.be/GR_ZNn4--wY?si=9ml-7GxDx6iNWlaC

Anyone understand why the game would do this?

[tender horizon]

You definitely have to understand dodging, sliding, positioning, and movement in general tbh.

[junior sky]

I mean rescue points usually update at a certain point, but theyre usually past a point of no return, that looks like an unintended case of it doing so.

[gloomy tartan]

Cadia’s main export was cadians to serve as soldiers for everyone else

[zenith dirge]

I barely went past them, obviously im going to try to loop the enemies and drop on them. What a terribly designed spot to reset it

[gloomy tartan]

Most of the Cadian population was off world when it blew up.

[junior sky]

Ye thats why I'm saying it must be unintended, id find a way to report that up

[zenith dirge]

Ill post it on forums

[gloomy tartan]

And there’s NEW cadia and several other planets supposedly translating in there native language to “ New Cadia”

[zenith dirge]

So much jank this patch. The poxbursters are the worst

[gloomy tartan]

The cadians are colonizing shit and calling it all “ New Cadia”

[zenith dirge]

Multiple times im trying to clutch and they dont detonate when they get close. I push them they fall down then they get up and detonate without even jumping like what?

[gloomy tartan]

We doing it like Ancient Rome naming every place “ new Rome”

[zenith dirge]

Anyone else noticing the insane poxburster jank this patch?

[junior sky]

diving at me around corners like it's the wanted movie, a lot of times pre emptively jump so that the explosion occurs just inside shove range and ive usually shoved too early.

[tender horizon]

Yeah, its common. Dogs and Trappers are fucked too.

[low blade]

99.99% of Guardsman that leave their homeworld never go back to it. Regiments just keep campaigning around the galaxy getting local and homeworld reinforcements until they

Get wiped out
Are given a planet to colonize

[zenith dirge]

So buggy this patch. Was playing an archivum sycorax and the door closed on me. Team got a deamonhost on the event and all died to it, then it teleported to me and I killed it. But I was stuck behind the door so just had too quit out, we where all like wtf

[coarse stirrup]

Yeah, it’s warp dogs again.

[fierce basalt]

anyone having backend errors?

[carmine steppe]

The Valhallan regiment remember their home once they eat an entire icecube

[carmine steppe]

NGL I feel like you are getting lag issues

[astral basin]

Would be hilarious
“We have been able to classify most local fauna not through scientific discovery, but rather the sheer volume of cadians attempting to eat anything other than what is provided in commissary”

[low blade]

Cadians Kubrick-staring as the Vostroyans start making borscht

[cold wharf]

2 things, crosshair hud is crashing on mourningstar load, and something crashes the game if i ADS

[signal mason]

fairly certain amasec is a part of rations anyways (similar to older military rations)

[low blade]

I think it would depend on the regiment. Cadians seem a bit too utilitarian for that

"Rahzvod - Strong vodka-like alcoholic beverage hailing from Vostroya, distributed as a common ration amongst the Imperial Guard regiments of the Vostroyan Firstborn."

YET AGAIN I WAS RIGHT

[astral basin]

If mods, turn off mods and turn them back on gradually
The modding server is listed in #📌communities
Typically a lot of stuff goes down during version updates

If no mods, report to fatshark

[carmine steppe]

You spelled Catachans wrong

They will spit in your face if you show them imperial rations

[low blade]

I can see recaf as a popular ration if you're lucky enough to be well-supplied

[astral basin]

I said fauna. Not flora. I really did mess up

stupid stupid stupid~

[carmine steppe]

Well they wouldn't spit at you

They would just laugh at you for eating those rations

And proceed to hunt whatever animal they see in the vicinity

[thorn nacelle]

bloody hell i swear most hive scum SUCK

[astral basin]

“Hey guard, whatre you eating?”
“Dunno”
“Huh? Whered you get it then?”
“Dont ask”
“Is it good at least?”
“Eating it”
“😠 “

[carmine steppe]

Cadians are not like that tho

They always follow orders, they are good soldiers

[dapper trench]

yea

[carmine steppe]

I mean that has it's own issues, specially if your comissar is a dumbass

[astral basin]

Not always about cadians.
But yeah. Eh. Id say cadians are most adept at being at attention.

[carmine steppe]

Yeah they are drilled to follow every rule and command, that's what they are proud of

[nimble glade]

🗣️ Sisters of Battle from Crucis confirmed as 8th class!

[edgy oracle]

That’ll be cool

[nimble glade]

🗣️ Tech Adepts from Branx Magna confirmed as 7th class!

[hazy notch]

I helped a random in this server

I did something good

[edgy oracle]

Yeeaaaaahhhhh!

[astral basin]

I lay upon you the burden of proof

[nimble glade]

The devs seem to be on the same wave length and vibes as me for some reason by chance so I'm just guessing..but they're adding stuff I wanted but.. it's not because of me obviously. So I think if they're the same in that regard of what they want for Darktide.. I have a feeling this will be the case.

[marsh iris]

nah next class is knight commander dragor

[nimble glade]

Just a hunch

[hazy notch]

Take my money am buying it

[hazy kestrel]

50 more rolling steel missions until I’m free.

[low blade]

Boy I cant wait for a class that has flamers, bolters, heavy chainswords, with the option for white hair and fleur de lys tattoos. So crazy we dont have that class already in this game

[nimble glade]

Zealots wishes they were as cool as the Sisters.

[low blade]

So you admit we already have a class that fills all those niches kthnx

[tender horizon]

They release SoB like 75 percent of the zealot playerbase vanishes

Also obligatory please god never add a power armor class to darktide

[low blade]

"They should release Zealot" - Same community that accused Arbites of being Vet 2 btw

[low blade]

And scum of Vet 3

[nimble glade]

Don't care, add Sisters of Battle.

[low blade]

"It would be cool" is not how you design a games balance, lore, class roles

[carmine steppe]

What if the next class comes out and it's an old dude that only takes notes and says "I'm from the ministorum"

[nimble glade]

"insert whatever here"

My reaction: Just add Sisters of Battle, it's gonna happen anyways. Next class is Adeptus Mechanicus.

Literally this was revealed to me in a dream. So it's true.

The vibes are right, trust.

[astral basin]

Anyways
Even the most disciplined army is full of Private Brains (first name, Shitfer)
They can be well disciplined to sit still for long periods of time. But theyll still do something unbelievably stupid when they arent actively performing a duty even during

[cunning canopy]

is there a way to increase chances of randoms replacing my bots?

[marsh iris]

he hands you currency he made his own

[nimble glade]

Would buy day 1

[languid hazel]

Cadia: 🪐
Cadians: 😌

Cadia: 🧨
Cadians: 🤯

[languid hazel]

Cadia: 🪨
Cadians: 😡

[marsh iris]

abbadon: 😈 ✈️

[languid hazel]

Thank you for coming to my presentation :3

[astral basin]

Aaaaa

[nimble glade]

Sorry too soon.

Well anyways, I'm happy with Hive Ganger. So I know next class everyone will hopefully "probably not" be happy.

[little marten]

😈

[nimble glade]

But yes, I am at Peace. I just hope we get more drip and not suffer like Arby's mains.

[misty trench]

I'm not happy with Hive Scum, they owe me gas money

[nimble glade]

Sorry

[zenith dirge]

I like hive scum. Its hyper mobile

[low blade]

Outlaw would pay you back, Bounty Hunter ghosts you, Anarchist left a car bomb

[misty trench]

anarchist is my type of gal

[tender horizon]

Anarchist defo the most popular Scum

[languid hazel]

||Because we’re horny and depressed I’d imagine.||

[gloomy tartan]

Next class is a servitor named Ricky

[brazen pelican]

Couldn't be me.

[carmine steppe]

Servitors would suck as a class ngl

[vague cloud]

Hi gang

[carmine steppe]

Like there are some cool battle servitors but they wouldn't work as a class

Plus everyone would start saying "servitor gameplay" as an insult

[brazen pelican]

Instructions unclear, stole all your copper wires.

[keen vector]

Who’s are leader like I know all the people but I’m confused who’s on top not including the emperor of course

[arctic escarp]

male outlaw my beloved

[tender horizon]

Of our little excursion? Grendyl.

[tender horizon]

I genuinely love male bounty hunter tbh

[little marten]

rip

[carmine steppe]

Of the imperium? Roboute Guilliman

[tender horizon]

Yeah like, leader of what exactly

[vague elm]

[carmine steppe]

After that come the lords of terra (the ones that Guilliman didn't kill) then comes the inquisition

[arctic escarp]

outlaw calls him having no loyalty but the $

[little marten]

logged into my 11 year old gw2 character.. why did i name my pets 'vape bear' and 'mlg quickscoper'

[arctic escarp]

and outlaw just thinks both anarchists being insane crazies

[tender horizon]

That's what i love about em tbh, cold blooded bastard. Reminds me of comic book Boba.

[carmine steppe]

Btw the lords of terra are cool as fuck and the sisters of battle leader is a Gundam Mech-Nun which goes incredibly hard

[keen vector]

Ok that checks out

[tender horizon]

Yeah Grendyl is big boss, under him is Rannick