general-chat

[astral laurel]

Team full of scum

[tall grove]

They wanted to steal things so they got rid of the competition

[astral basin]

Arbitrators are cops
Hivers are civis
The inquisition shock troops… might get some shore leave. But rn we are in active duty. And we are also an exposure risk bc we potentially possess knowledge that would never see the light of day in the imperium (chaos mutants and darmonhosts)

[astral laurel]

The only thing I can think is that I shot a burster without realizing that one karker was running at it

[tall grove]

Arbies are more like SWAT teams specifically imo

[astral basin]

Honestly. Playing darktide as a horde shooter, knowing NOTHING about the lore
Is about as close to guardsman experience as you can get
“Oh god what is that ugly think wtf”

[whole glade]

AND SPACE MARINES ARE NAVY SEALS

[astral basin]

Space marines are just super soldiers.

[whole glade]

yaeh but they are the NSs of 40k

[astral basin]

There are elite units that fill that role. Planet dependent ofc

[astral laurel]

You're right. They're overrated and not as cool as they claim

[whole glade]

Dark Angels are pretty neat

[balmy oracle]

meow

[astral basin]

Cadian kasrkin, tempestuous scions
Some guys in wingsuits
Even our friends the inq shocktroops can be considered elite

[glossy lava]

I think, I think my week long phase for this game has run it's course

[astral basin]

SM are private military. They got their own rules all together.

[glossy lava]

Damnation is too easy and Auric is too hard, time to go play something else

[whole glade]

b-but Dark Angels....

[twin flower]

Wot about them

[whole glade]

they badass space knights

[twin flower]

Speaking of which i was suprised to see them in DoW 4

[whole glade]

LION WILL BE A PLAYABLE CHARACTER!!!! RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[twin flower]

Whats he doing in Kronos i wonder

[whole glade]

dont worry

[lime beacon]

Taking an old man nap

[twin flower]

Real

[whole glade]

we are protecting

[lime beacon]

Protecting the lion while he recovers from his colonoscopy

[whole glade]

HEY! not all all the big bois can have a stasis machine and bang Eldar puhh after the heresy

[lime beacon]

Lion probably has ED

[whole glade]

hes autistic, aint no way bro would himself be no peenar action

[balmy oracle]

meow

[whole glade]

mrow

[astral basin]

Darel

[lapis hazel]

Wish the Rocket Launcher Blitz had some sort of regeneration so it'd be worthwhile using

[whole glade]

also GW GIVE ME A BOX OF UPGRADES BASED OFF THE DoWIV CINIMATIC AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!

[junior sky]

ogryn single big grenade has a single charge, and is worth using lol

[full scarab]

🐟

[lapis hazel]

It really isn't...

[junior sky]

I mean I do auric maelstrom all the time with it

[lapis hazel]

Unless you're in mortis trials lmao, but what isn't worth running in there

[whole glade]

I NEED MOAR DARK ANGEL LOVE!

[lime beacon]

Rocket launcher and ogryn nuke are good if you’re able to figure out which situation actually needs it

[lapis hazel]

Almost never

[mossy tundra]

quick question, is it worthwhile to consecrate higher than redeemed quality for sacrificing purposes?

[vague elm]

Armored patrol is always a good time for it

Softens the battlefield

[lapis hazel]

A veteran that just vomits Kraks makes it overly redundant

Tbh Ogryn nuke would be just right if it had 2 charges instead of 1, and the Rocket Launcher is just 2 Kraks with less AoE, less "ammo", slower to pull out and can't regen them

[sweet trail]

I love raximillian dragor he's so funny

[lapis hazel]

And the Chem box is ridiculous rn

[astral laurel]

Rocket Launcher is annoying because if I scroll it gets selected.

[lime beacon]

Be patient, maybe they’ll buff it so the launcher refills every 25 seconds so you can compete with the krak grenade vets

[lapis hazel]

The most nit-picky complain I have about it that really, really annoys me beyond the objective criticism, it's the delay between clicking and the rocket firing

[fossil oasis]

It's annoying because I go to pull it out to finish of a boss and some other scum on the team beats me to it so i've just wasted a rocket

[astral laurel]

See the problem with it being on the scroll wheel

[lapis hazel]

Tbh I was thinking it could regen ever 40 seconds if it stays at 2 charges or bump it to 60 if it gets changed to 3 charges (Plus AoE buff, please.)

[astral laurel]

I'll swap to melee and KABOOM.

[fossil oasis]

My scroll wheel doesn't work properly so I have to hit G

[astral laurel]

That's lucky. When I played comp TF2 I actually disabled my scroll wheel bindings and redid all my swap bindings to be Q and E for primary/secondary

[lapis hazel]

How can people still use scroll wheel to swap weapons n stuff, I just bind it to jump in every game I have the option to

[astral laurel]

(in comp TF2, your melee is more often than not a support buff like powerjack so you don't want to swap to it unless you're moving or actually need it)

[fossil oasis]

I like it tbh, although it can be annoying at times

[royal badge]

Can't all the blitzes be selected from the scroll wheel?

[junior sky]

bro the rocket launcher will take out an entire crowd of carapace enemies wym?

even better than the big nade rn honestly

[lapis hazel]

Not Crushers, only way for them to die is if they're overlapping, and even then, it will only kill the one it initially hit

[royal badge]

I wish zealot had some blitz related perks

[lime beacon]

Aoe isnt terrible and I enjoy using it but it definitely isn’t able to take out a crowd unless they’re all actually clipped inside one another lol

[lapis hazel]

after 10k hours of tf2, i tried comp once and never again lol

[junior sky]

thats the case like, all the time though

[gloomy void]

The rocket is just a way worse krak grenade honestly. It needs a buff. Funny as hell though

[astral laurel]

I haven't done comp since 2015 so

It's just very different from pubs.

[junior sky]

we ARE playing darktide, where youre looking at crushers like a bhoddisatvah with 8-14 arms

[thick coyote]

Sacrifice greens

[lapis hazel]

It still won't kill any crusher besides the direct hit one, unlike Kraks

There's someone that already did a long rant about the Blitz apparently

[royal badge]

I feel like incendiary and sunstorm don't get much use cuz of knives

[lapis hazel]

I use Incendiary if there's a Vet, otherwise, yeah, meta slave

[royal badge]

They just don't really have a way to compete

[mossy tundra]

ty, did a test and yeah not worth

[lime beacon]

Idk, it seems like hive scum isn’t supposed to be the supreme answer to carapace armor, so the rocket launcher not being insanely cracked seems to fit. It could use a buff I guess? But it’s still fun to use and serviceable in its current state to me if I don’t spam it

[lapis hazel]

Tbh I'm happy enough with it getting regen.

You aren't gonna spam it like a Vet, so, might aswell just make it more flexible

[full scarab]

guys do you consider psyker the strongest class in the game

[royal badge]

I feel like chem toxin is scum's answer to heavy armor

[livid glacier]

Damn...darktide destoryed my SSD 💀

[lapis hazel]

Chem toxin kills anything and everything that isn't Crushers and Monsters

[thick coyote]

Yeah

[balmy oracle]

meow

[thick coyote]

Insane amounts of damage
Ignores more than half of the game's mechanic

[lime beacon]

My main class is the strongest class, all the other classes are useless and underpowered with gimmick mechanics and braindead players

[royal badge]

The class I'm currently playing is balanced and skillfull and the class the guy I don't like is using is a crutch and skilless

[junior sky]

melee scryer psyker is actually wildly good

[tiny shore]

arbites too weak. can we get a second dog and a sentry turret pls

[lapis hazel]

Psycher is just Famished Flames BW on steroids tbh

[lime beacon]

I think arbites should regenerate 200% stacking toughness every time he swings his melee weapon once

[jaunty path]

He already does

[tiny shore]

agreed. that plus your dog can shapeshift into a mech werewolf

[junior sky]

its always funny joining a game thats about to wipe and just going full immortal on aribter

[jaunty path]

He's a tiny ogyrn.

[royal badge]

I want a tempestus scion or a mechanicus dweeb for the turret guy class

[lethal solstice]

Scion would just be vet 2

[royal badge]

Yeah

[vague elm]

I think ogryn should get 300% base toughness and At Least base 162% TDR to be lore accurate

[royal badge]

Every good class based shooter has the turret guy

[balmy oracle]

63 more missions then ive got all my scum penances 3:

[lapis hazel]

First DLC was tankiest tank to ever tank, second DLC is strongest glass shard to ever shatter

[junior sky]

accurate

[balmy oracle]

like dragging myself up a hill atp

[lethal solstice]

Vermintide

[lime beacon]

I swear half the hive scum reviews were written by arbites mains who have never played anything else

[junior sky]

I still dont know if anything beats stealth zealot thammer in single hit though

[balmy oracle]

i do

[lapis hazel]

Afaik, HC has a build that nears the DPS, but not single damage instances

[balmy oracle]

i solo zealot irl

[royal badge]

You become the turret with engineer bardin

[lethal solstice]

I fell out of love with OE

[mint gate]

People sleeping on the crowbar for carapace

[lethal solstice]

And bardin in general, which is weird cause he was my most played

[junior sky]

what monstrosity? lmao

[lapis hazel]

Saw someone in Auric just stabbing a monster to death and it was just seeing like, 10%hp dmg/s

[junior sky]

can you take the low hp buff in that build? I haven't done that, no way it isnt crazy

if you can at least

[lapis hazel]

No idea, I just like using the pew pew build for now (Using infantry autogun cos i don't like the Uzis)

[wraith phoenix]

Ok, what did tanner do that got everybody upset earlier today?

[junior sky]

was that the dude saying british people are subhuman?

[royal badge]

Only thing I've heard about that guy is that he's a racist dickhead

[vague elm]

I can get pretty close with my arb and a crusher

[fluid otter]

He once bragged about showing pornography to a child in a public setting on his stream :/

[junior sky]

what with it one shotting you? hahahahaha

[wraith phoenix]

Bruh the actual f???

[lethal solstice]

Didn't do anything new
Same shit that people have been re explaining all week

[fluid otter]

Yeah I stopped watching after that because even if it's a lie why would you say that

[gloomy void]

I’m not even a High Havoc player and i am already steamrolling lobbies on Hive Scum. The class can do some crazy stuff when maxed out

[junior sky]

I know arbiter damage isnt bad, but single instance? idk about that

[wraith phoenix]

hIVE sCUM is kinda lame?

[vague elm]

[junior sky]

would be interesting to see though

[lethal solstice]

No, racism

[jaunty path]

whats going on

[astral basin]

Old news being dredged up to be slammed on someones head for the effect of
He was banned here for racist remarks and other drama. Guy calls anyone that says they watch him a racist by extension

[vague elm]

Let's play sometime, I need more ppl to party with

[wraith phoenix]

If it’s a lie then is not real? Idk I look into maybe

[vague elm]

I'm a hoot I swear

[junior sky]

[lethal solstice]

Hours without a tanner mention: 0

[gloomy void]

I occasionally check Tanners feed just to see who he is beefing with for the week for a laugh. Besides that I don’t pay him much mind

[lethal solstice]

Please keep me informed so I can update this

[royal badge]

Why is someone like this even allowed anywhere near the community anymore

[junior sky]

I'm a piece of shit, itll be a blast. lol

[wraith phoenix]

Oh wow, toxicity in our community? Are we getting popular? How long before we attack voice actors like star wars nerds? ((Totally not cool with that DON’T FUCKING DO THAT))

[lethal solstice]

They aren't, they're blacklisted by FS

[vague elm]

Fuck yes.

[fluid otter]

Do you guys like king gizzard and the lizard wizard

[lethal solstice]

Yeah

[royal badge]

Why do people bring them up constantly?

[junior sky]

sent you a friend request on disc

[fluid otter]

Freakin sweet

[lethal solstice]

Because

[lapis hazel]

So, from what I've seen, dude's really informative (Darktide-wise) but also a prime asshole, is this information accurate

[royal badge]

Like are there tanner fans or something

[fluid otter]

People love to have something to complain about

[jaunty path]

Tanner

[lethal solstice]

No, he isn't informative

[balmy oracle]

[astral basin]

He still actively makes videos
Someone joins the discord. “I like watching tanner”
One or two people, if they are on, immediately responds with “you must be a racist”

[junior sky]

oh he plays with the cursed fov doom arms mod lol

[arctic shoal]

Because those of us who want to inform the masses in the forums have to deal with cult like indoctrination from such individuals.

[lethal solstice]

Those people are weird

[wraith phoenix]

tbh, I find his videos going in-depth on the classes and what talents to pick to be insanely informative

[lime beacon]

Uh oh, call the mods

[lethal solstice]

I just tell people not to watch him with a short "he's an asshole and doesn't make useful content"

[gloomy void]

Kinda why i hope Darktide stays a little niche. I don’t care for the “mainstream normies ruin games” types but a lot of popular games recently have attracted the most toxic communities. Just look at Helldivers

[wraith phoenix]

what'd I do?

[lethal solstice]

Those are usually wrong, his builds suck

[outer jasper]

this games community is already toxic as fuck

[lime beacon]

Nothing I’m joking

[gloomy void]

Trust me in comparison to others it’s not that bad

[lapis hazel]

Isn't 40k toxic in general lmao

[wraith phoenix]

oh shoot fr? Wait, who should I watch then?

[jaunty path]

I might be the most intelligent person in the server. 5 + 6 = 10

[arctic shoal]

Silence kn*fe ear a short king speaks

[junior sky]

Theres a reason havoc is so hard to get done lol

[wraith phoenix]

brain too smooth

[outer jasper]

dont call me a fucking knife ear ever again, Ill have you know Im shorter than you

[last scarab]

No, it’s 21

[lethal solstice]

Tide YouTube is a massive crapshoot and I would honestly avoid it for advice (watching for fun is still fine you can see some wild shit) but Reginald is good

[royal badge]

I'd raise an eyebrow at someone who still watches them. Same goes for if you said you like watching Arch or something

[lethal solstice]

Arch is actually a pretty good comparison

[gloomy void]

His builds aren’t that bad. It’s more his attitude about them. He shits on others for using anything different even though i have seen Havoc 40 players manage fine with plenty of off meta stuff. He has a very “stick to the meta or get kicked” mentality

[jaunty path]

I like watching tanner because he sounds funny

[wraith phoenix]

Reginald IS good but .... grrrrrrrr like this is the thing that really frustrates me with this game: the amount of RESEARCH I have to put into every blasted perk and skill etc. in order to get good. I put a lot into this game, but testing out every perk is SOOOOOO much work

[lethal solstice]

They aren't terrible but they're not up to standard for someone who constantly shit talks people for not using meta

[gloomy void]

The Ogyrnomicon is good for if you ever play Ogyrn

[royal badge]

Cuz he's also a turboracist

[last scarab]

I only ever watched one tanner video because I wanted a recon lasgun build, other than that it’s mostly been Mr E and Jo

[lethal solstice]

Here will be forever and always your best resource
Actual people to talk to, as well as lots of resources to refer to

[outer jasper]

on principle tanners "type" is one I avoid, you all should too

[wraith phoenix]

I play all the classes! Not really enjoying Hive Scum so much because I'm not that good of a player.

[royal badge]

Only darktide youtuber I like is frip frop

[gloomy void]

Fair. I think his build crafting is fine. If he had a tolerable personality i would say he would be an ok source for build guides. Sadly he’s got an absolute awful personality

[lethal solstice]

You should watch Ainz

[gloomy void]

A lot of the lower middle tree gives a good amount of survivability to help you out

[wraith phoenix]

isn't tanner's type "terminally online femboy who plays too much connosure shooter games"? I think that's not an insignificant number of peeps here, give or take the femboy part.

[last scarab]

I only like hive scum because I get the god emperor’s .45 ACP

[outer jasper]

bullseye

[lime beacon]

I feel like tanner wins if the server just sits around trying to figure out in what way we’re all morally and intellectually superior to him lmao

[lapis hazel]

All I'm getting from this chat is:

1. If you watch X,Y or Z you belong in [X] group of people
2. Toxicity is very common in Darktide
3. Ogryn is funny

Either that or sleep sleep deprivation is kicking in lol

[last scarab]

Ogryn is very funny

Ogryn best gryn

[lethal solstice]

Yeah more or less
Its why I try to keep conversations about him short

[gloomy void]

I match this archetype almost to a T. I just happen to also not be racist and don’t care what builds people use

Not all terminally online Femboys

[cosmic burrow]

we are on principle he insulted all ogryn players

[lethal solstice]

Avoid general this place sucks

[royal badge]

The best thing to do is just stop acknowledging those kinds of people so they fall into obscurity

[outer jasper]

avoid this server it sucks

[fluid otter]

4. Hypno Beam is very cool

[cosmic burrow]

true statement

[wraith phoenix]

||tuesday||||bottle of water||||isn't it||

[last scarab]

Seriously whoever decided that you should snipe by spinning the 1911’s needs a pay raise that was such a good decision

[outer jasper]

youd like vermintide 2

[gloomy void]

I am intellectually superior because unlike Tanner i play real games. Like Animal Crossing. That shit can get intense

[jaunty path]

I am. Because I'm objectively better than everyone here

[royal badge]

Hello kitty island adventure

[last scarab]

I’ve never played it, but I’ve heard good things

[wraith phoenix]

I can only get the shots to shoot like 30% of the time. Skill issue I know but like ... how'd they make shooting a gun hard?

[lapis hazel]

Judging by my pfp and current name I forgot to change, I'm a natural trash dweller

[outer jasper]

character called victor saltzpyre has a dual pistol weapon that has a special ability that lets him do a spin, glad they brought that from vt2

[last scarab]

Dude I’ve hit snipers from over 60+ meters it’s so fun

[lapis hazel]

Ratlings in Vt2:

Ratlings are literally f2p heavies lmao

[last scarab]

Ratlings are the tiny snipers right?

[wraith phoenix]

I WISH I could get that part of them to work. They were fun AF. But Hive Scum has genreraly just got too much glass not enough canon to work with for my low-skill playstyle.

[royal badge]

Doesn't he have like a whole bandolier of pistols

[outer jasper]

dual pistols and rapier and pistol, kinda

[last scarab]

Yeah, there’s definitely a big learning curve when you get similar results to a recon lasgun vet

[royal badge]

They're straight up lord of the rings hobbits. They enjoy eating and go barefoot

[last scarab]

That’s why Ogryn doesn’t like them, they steal his food

[lapis hazel]

Good rule of thumb for fantasy creatures in general: If not human, barefoot.

[wraith phoenix]

oh dude: Shoot Man
he have a belt full of pistols
he throw the belt into the room
spinny around and shoot all the mans with the the pistols
Shoot Man
coming to a theater near you

[royal badge]

No that's just a hobbit thing

[royal badge]

They tend to be fantastic chefs though, guardsmen love them for that reason

[lapis hazel]

Just think of it for a while, how many fantasy races are depicted using clothes, except exclusively footwear

[wraith phoenix]

legally distinct halflings

[jaunty path]

elf feet time

[royal badge]

Elves, gnomes, and dwarves don't really do that

[last scarab]

To be fair, I would be called an amazing chef in the 40k universe if I brought a box of Mac and cheese because of how bland actual 40k rations taste

[lapis hazel]

We don't talk about the moot

[royal badge]

I think it's kind of a shame that we aren't getting a ratling cuz you don't see halflings depicted too much in media outside of like the lord of the rings media

[arctic shoal]

Kn*fe ear propaganda.

Dwarven beard time

[outer jasper]

I hate elves

[lapis hazel]

Cursed Kerillian skin (Kruber mains most affected)

[last scarab]

🪨 & 🪨

[wraith phoenix]

screams in 5'2"

[royal badge]

Nope, you'd still be shit compared to a ratling's cooking skills

[last scarab]

I feel like Ogryn would get along with the DRG dwarves very well

[royal badge]

Halfling is actually the legally distinct term iirc

[last scarab]

Oh yeah. But I’d still be a “good chef” to most of the guardsmen if I made shitty velveta Mac and cheese

[royal badge]

Nope

[last scarab]

No?

[royal badge]

Being able to prepare your standard rations puts you on par with other guardsmen lol

[last scarab]

Standard rations in the imperium are a lot worse than what we have currently

[outer jasper]

velveta mac and cheese is probably better than rations

[royal badge]

Yeah

[last scarab]

Do you think 40k rations come with the laxative stuff that modern MRE’s have?

[royal badge]

This is like saying "yeah if I brought a cheese cake they'd love me". yeah no shit, you just brought some fancy food they don't have normally. The thing with ratlings is they make good food even with their subpar rations

[astral basin]

Beef rations mentioned

[outer jasper]

I feel like I should buy mres instead of making food

[astral basin]

Dont do that

[last scarab]

Do not

[outer jasper]

why

[last scarab]

I did it once because I needed to afford rent, bought a lot cheap in bulk from a surplus store, worst decision I’ve ever made

[balmy oracle]

meow

[lime beacon]

MRE is tasty but it’s meant to be a temporary solution for soldiers who burn like 4k calories a day

[astral basin]

So. Its a bit expensive
But. If you own a deep freezer
Order catering from any semi decent restaurant. Vacuum seal the food. Thaw and eat over the next month.

[last scarab]

Only some of them are tasty

[outer jasper]

I eat like a gymbro, flavor means nothing to me

[last scarab]

Then the indigestion and required laxatives will probably do you in

[manic wyvern]

Bowel movements off a consistent diet of mres is like passing bricks. And theres only like 18 menus (like 5 of which are almost the same) in usgi mres so you’ll be eating a lot of the same stuff over and over again

[outer jasper]

required laxatives is offputting

[last scarab]

Lots of modern MRE’s come with laxatives because of how hard they are to get out of your system

[balmy oracle]

just make food its so much cheaper than that and easier, meal prepping is one of the easiest things to do once a week or even a month

[oak flare]

ive been sleeping on Darktide since it released i didnt realize how good it was

[last scarab]

They’re designed to keep soldiers alive in harsh situations, but other than that everything about them is shitty

Including the laxatives

[astral basin]

I heard that there are certain MREs that can result in dishonorable discharge if intentionally eating them continuously
It was one of the beef ones
They tear your stomach up that bad.

[manic wyvern]

They’re also super high in sodium so if you’re not constantly sweating/working it off you’ll be intaking way too much

[outer jasper]

that makes sense

[royal badge]

Is the dishonorable discharge the poop

[manic wyvern]

Asian style beef strips? One of the best menus available

[last scarab]

No, it’s the internal bleeding

[outer jasper]

back to eating unseasoned chicken and rice for every meal

[royal badge]

You're no fun

[last scarab]

That’s healthier and tastier than MRE’s and I’m not even kidding

[sonic edge]

Is there a bug that is affecting toughness or health?

[royal badge]

No

Scum are just squishy

[last scarab]

Scum is the squishiest class in the game currently

[royal badge]

Which makes sense

[sonic edge]

My friend is a max zealot and getting destroyed

[outer jasper]

people complaining about hive scums survivabilty is really funny to me cuz these people did NOT play psyker without tank nodes

[lusty stag]

wow I can't hear Victor Saltzypyre at all in new Ogryn voice. voice actor has mad range

[last scarab]

Leveling up scum reminded me a lot about leveling up Psyker

[outer jasper]

all them do, theyre really good at voice acting

[royal badge]

Then he doesn't understand how toughness works

[last scarab]

It’s just painful

[finite niche]

Ok DT ... can you not spawn me into a mission failure screen ? I didn't even get to fight

[royal badge]

No

[outer jasper]

suffer me now

[last scarab]

Bully Ogryn is voiced by the same guy as the annoying little German Psyker right?

[royal badge]

Ze emperor I'm sure

[outer jasper]

no idea I dont pay attention to that

I wouldnt be surprised tho

[royal badge]

Loner psyker is my favorite

[outer jasper]

I like the psyker with the zesty ass voice, mad funny

[royal badge]

Angry little german man

[whole glade]

Imma watch my fav lil gay drama series before bed

[summer crow]

i know fem anarchist is fem savant, id know that roar anywhere

[finite niche]

Yea i like loner psyker

[last scarab]

https://youtu.be/gIX1qct8_dU it’s at 3:44

The VA’s have some insane range in this game

[royal badge]

The savants are the most normal psykers

[misty swallow]

does anyone know the list of mods that are working now?

[candid stratus]

give ogryn a commanding shout ability but it plays the fart reverb sound effect when activated

[royal badge]

Ogryn are silent killers unfortunately

[last scarab]

This would be funny on April fools

[arctic shoal]

There's a mod for that.

[candid stratus]

Nah Ogryn are definitely loud and proud

[royal badge]

Their cheeks are too strong

[outer jasper]

drg mod that plays fart reverb when bulk dets explode

[royal badge]

I think there's literally a voiceline between brawler and loose canon where brawler has a silent fart

[outer jasper]

only mod I use for that game, best mod

[royal badge]

There's also a weird interaction between male fanatic and one of the male arbitrator voices implying the arby farted on the valkyrie or something??

[red turret]

Is fatshark servers being funny or it's just me?

[last scarab]

Fatshark servers are always funny

[outer jasper]

loud as those ships can be an arby rips a fat one in there and everyone is staring at him is a funny picture

[red turret]

Thank the emperor, thought it was only me having a bad karkin time

[last scarab]

God that sound so funny, if it was Maul they’d definitely try blaming the Ogryn

[royal badge]

I think it was fatalist or the other one

[last scarab]

I like maul

[royal badge]

Maul's an asshole

[outer jasper]

maul is an unhinged asshole

[royal badge]

There's a lot of lines that makes it clear he doesn't actually give a shit about upholding the lex and just wants to beat up poor people

He's like the worst kind of cop among the universe's most extreme cops

[outer jasper]

I forget which voice for arby thats sounds like hes only there for the paycheck

[last scarab]

Yeah maul’s funny

I like the voice lines

[royal badge]

Authoritarian is my favorite arby voice, I like both fatalists too

[royal badge]

Male Fatalist

[outer jasper]

yeah

I like that one

[royal badge]

Female fatalist is more uptight from the impression I got

I have her as my arby character

[outer jasper]

male fatalist reminds me of barney from half life 2 "Im low on my beatings quota"

[royal badge]

Good ole barney

[obtuse oak]

I'm an ogryn main and while I enjoy learning new skills and pushing myself to the limit to play meleescum effectively, I also understand people who go "woah what is this" lol. returning to ogryn last night was like sinking into a warm bath

[ornate depot]

usually when I play with friends I play zealot, but I want to make an alternative class on the sly, anyone have advice on powerleveling?

[outer jasper]

get book missions

[ornate depot]

?

[outer jasper]

grimoires and tomes

secondary missions and get all books

[ornate depot]

oh okay, thanks

[halcyon glen]

Where is Hank

[outer jasper]

gone

[astral laurel]

hit me with the flap down, crash into the soft ground (foul!)
ain't no fellow feathers falling for a freak

[meager girder]

Someone needs to draw a hivescum handing a tech priests their prison shivs and the tech priest returning an immeasurably disappointed and disgusted look

[astral laurel]

Ain't no machine spirit in those, just spirits of soap dropping

[misty swallow]

Does anyone know the list of mods that are working again?

[hasty terrace]

what have they done to shock troop... jesus it's never ending + endless horde on certain maps

[royal badge]

Somewhere in nevada

[hasty terrace]

scoreboard is the only one I can't get to run without instantly crashing

[misty swallow]

show crit chance, numeric ui, danger zone etc all good?

[summer crow]

died in the last season unfortunately

[hasty terrace]

show crit chance was working for me... numeric ui I disabled because it spams me with error messages but doesnt crash... don't use danger zone

[west urchin]

https://discord.gg/rKYWtaDx4D check pinned in mod-bugs for list

[buoyant sun]

seen a thing say death korps stuff is on sale... where is that?
shop has nothing on my end

[west urchin]

the 'featured' or whatever is now two pages

[buoyant sun]

thats it.... a sword....

and the outfit, what about their backpack and stuff?

[west urchin]

oh idk, there's probably a bunch of bits and bobs missing, krieg has a whole recolor too i think, that's it though, yea

[buoyant sun]

yeah a blue one which is the one i was waiting on, man i was all pumped and now its a bummer

[misty swallow]

thank you!

[west urchin]

idk how accurate my memory is but I think I've seen the blue set twice in the last year? maybe? their cosmetic store is such ass, i wish more stuff was available more often, fomo bs

[gilded osprey]

hive scum players, how good is the needle pistol?

[astral laurel]

Seems good

I haven't touched it yet I've been fiddling with the 1911s, but I see a lot of folks using it

[balmy oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/rolling-cat-gif-24663663

grrr

[lethal solstice]

Needler is quite good

[gilded osprey]

the lack of ammo is kinda whats making me pause on using it

[lethal solstice]

Requires zero investment to function as a better than revolver sniping weapon, and can be pumped into armor

[lethal solstice]

It has like 100 ammo

That should be more than enough

[gilded osprey]

fair

[obtuse oak]

the dot kills crushers with 3 shots

it's good

[royal badge]

Good lord

[pseudo timber]

It's time to scum

[deft ingot]

Was Brahm always in the meat grinder? 😭

[marsh iris]

she is the meat grinder

[fading ermine]

why do they keep saying that the krieg outfits are available in the store

[obtuse oak]

not always, no.

[obtuse oak]

because they are.

featured, page 2.

[fading ermine]

OH, I don't remember the Featured page ever having a page 2...

[obtuse oak]

It's only happened a few times

[acoustic pebble]

Heard an exchange with my two mains personalities

Prof Vet: "I may not like you, but you sure know how to fight"

BH Scum: "Yeah, you too. Same and all."

Prof Vet: "Look at us, being best mates"

BH Scum: "I wouldn't go that far"

[gloomy tartan]

I like an exchange my cutthroat has with the professional about his things always go bad when someone says “ it could allways be worse”

Professional says the universe allways prove their right one someone says that. Then cutthroat responds with “ BUT, it could allways be worse though.”
Professional says “ HEY you did that on purpose didn’t You!?”
Cutthroat responds like he had a shit eating grin “ Yeah.”

[fallen hearth]

I like the new ogryn voice, he's not the nicest but it makes me wonder if they're going to add more to the rest of the classes

[pale shoal]

I love the emperor very much

Hello everyone

[junior sky]

Looking at the concept art for hive scum, id have liked a brute / rager archetype a bit more emblematic of their stature, style, and cosmetics / weapons present in those concept arts

[fallen hearth]

Oh how are you doing bru DAMN

[pale shoal]

I am very very good

[junior sky]

That's a hell of a bio, ball on big dawg

[fallen hearth]

I kind of wanted more of a literal crackhead voice, but we got one that is close enough

[daring surge]

o fkn uh

oi fkn uh

OI FKN STABBY M8!!1

[junior sky]

I cant post a pic / link of the one I like can I

[daring surge]

nope

[brazen pelican]

Not in this chat, but you can in #zealot-class

[junior sky]

well theres a reddit post with the miguel iglesias concept art, and theres a dual sword rager one thats dope af

[daring surge]

the mods are slur words we cant say

[brazen pelican]

I only call one of the mods a bad word. Because it is funny and they seem okay with it.

[junior sky]

I put it in there lol

[daring surge]

reasonable. be kind, be good, be like snaneshi

[brazen pelican]

Good, nothing serious goes on in there anyway.

[daring surge]

this is reasonable, me however, not so reasonable

[daring surge]

im afraid that is where you are wrong. that is where all the felinid fornication takes place

[daring surge]

and you slaneshi you know this information already

[brazen pelican]

I actually didn't. I only pop in when someone tags me in something there. Zealot players scare me.

[vestal kayak]

if you have 100%+ rending, are armored targets still considered as armored for damage type/bonuses purpose?

[brazen pelican]

I think rending removes the effectiveness of armor, not the status of being armored.

[daring surge]

so the zealot hot spot is known as the degeneracy channel and let me tell you its so right for me i love it there

[junior sky]

No wonder I started with zealot when the game launched

[daring surge]

based

[brazen pelican]

Same. Heavy Eviscerator goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

[daring surge]

based and the only reasonable in that predicament. realistically zealot is the best class

[junior sky]

I think the name tells you what I've been about lol

[daring surge]

you sir/ma'am is skill

[junior sky]

something about a thunder hammer just gets me nice and stiff

[brazen pelican]

Effects.

[daring surge]

if i could voice chat i would fuck all of you guys

drunk, alone, and bored is a dangerous combination

[brazen pelican]

Mods gonna catch you.

[daring surge]

for sure! im not taking my chances!

[vague elm]

Based

[daring surge]

actual reasonable darktide chat for a moment

this what the tide is ALL about

[junior sky]

I'm a reasonable man, I love missionary and big hammers

[daring surge]

a reassonable man also happens to be simple man. oral if she knows it is a whole different thing

[junior sky]

Someone get skynyrd in here

[fallen hearth]

Hey totally unrelated question why can't I send messages in the strike team 69 chat thing

I want to let these people know that they will be my YouTube while I eat

[junior sky]

You have to send video proof of you doing 69 to the mods

[daring surge]

ill send you porn idk? you want that?

[junior sky]

I don't make the rules

[fallen hearth]

NO THANK YOU

[daring surge]

so what the fuck is this guy asking for

[lament dagger]

Got a new VR headset coming through the mail on Tuesday
Gonna play Darktide using the headset as a screen (you can do that thanks the Xbox)

[daring surge]

that is honestly one of my dreams

just forget the monitor, using VR as the screen

[lament dagger]

Also gonna play Batman because I got it for free with the headset
And Resident Evil 4 VR. Again.

[junior sky]

I need to get some flight sticks for star citizen to use with my vr headset

[lament dagger]

I made a Star Wars OC thanks to Vader Immortal

[daring surge]

heh, awesome. enjoy it my friend

why not make a standalone with original assets and really build something big?

THIS is what i hope to get out of people's asses that enjoy the tide

[vague elm]

Bugged

[daring surge]

i want to sex them

wait no thats not how i mean, i'm saying i want to be with them

[vague elm]

You want to inspect their genitals?

[astral basin]

Aaaaaaaa

[daring surge]

wait no thats not what im saying thats a little gay (which is fine if you are) its just that im not

[astral basin]

Wait wtf did i witness

[vague elm]

[daring surge]

in my polotical corectness when do we get an inquisitor

[gloomy void]

They going to shoot him out the airlock

[vague elm]

We have Grendel

[astral basin]

@brazen pelican what have you inspired here? Seems almost genestealer like

[daring surge]

its only a matter of time before the get thrown in the hive.l when are we getting an inquisitor class

?????????

[vague elm]

Is Gr3nd3l not enough for you, heretic?

[daring surge]

also im sorry im drinking

[vague elm]

I fully endorse chaos

[astral basin]

Hold on im getting the holy wd40. Some of you need cleansing

[vague elm]

Do not be sorry be inspired

[elder merlin]

[vague elm]

Get Heretical

[daring surge]

im in a trurnables. im talking to a girl for once its fkn amazing i love listeining to her respond to my talks, shes a listener i really need that as a narcissist

im an idiot i just enjoy atttention

[vague elm]

Send her DP

[daring surge]

nah she cool highK

[vague elm]

[daring surge]

she sounds GORGEOUS, claims she fat, so probably not

[astral basin]

By the gods hes been seduced by an ethot
Everyone lock away your credit cards before you get dm’d

[daring surge]

i have had these thoughts ive been taling with her for about 2 months and didnt ask for anytying yet i fucking live through her attention i never got any atention

some trauma shadow work needed there

[gloomy tartan]

How about you serve the god emperor of mankind

[daring surge]

my experience? if you know some sort of mourningstar created martial arts shes probably going to be into you cus girls like physical boys

AND IM A WHOLE LOT OF BOY IM BROWN BELT AND YOU COULD BE TOO!!

girls loooovvvee that shiii

girls LOVE ratties

they do love the scummies, the bad guys

[gloomy tartan]

Tank tops should be fine to wear they shouldnt be called wife beaters

It’s just a undershirt

[daring surge]

to be fair most people on tanktops are knuckleheads

[gloomy tartan]

That’s association with a group the tank tops didn’t choose to be worn by dumbasses

[daring surge]

but still... i agrree with you. its just that the boys ruined it for us 💔

[gloomy tartan]

Tank top on a dog is adorable though

[daring surge]

lets do that gun arguements

[astral laurel]

Oh, I did get a 40k related thing recently :>

[gloomy tartan]

Did you servitor someone?

[astral laurel]

I ordered a copy of Celestine, the Living Saint for a magic deck I'm making

[brazen pelican]

I'm innocent!

[brazen pelican]

The good ol' Ashford treatment.

[daring surge]

sick. can we see?

[gloomy tartan]

Damn you powerfull now hawmie

[weary raven]

Hi

[daring surge]

that is just really cool

a seltzer is cool too cus its not too sweet, not too sour

[brazen pelican]

Not as cool as julmust.

[daring surge]

julmust?

what in the local is even happening. whats julmust @brazen pelican

[dapper trench]

Jul must want these nuts in yo mouth

[brazen pelican]

Traditional Swedish christmas drink. Tasty af.

[dapper trench]

awe....mine was better

[marsh iris]

surstromming juice

[brazen pelican]

Eww, fuck no.

[rocky radish]

It was flawlessly executed. You have my respect

[vestal kayak]

Does "close range damage" boosts apply to only ranged weapons or melee too?

[ripe tangle]

May I partake in this Swedish Christmas Libation?

[marsh iris]

both

[brazen pelican]

Only ranged afaik. Melee is melee range.

[marsh iris]

eh?

[brazen pelican]

Really? Cool. :3

[brazen pelican]

Yes. I've had about 55 bottles so far, but I still have some tucked away. :3

[marsh iris]

now i have doubts

[ripe tangle]

That’s a lot. c:

[brazen pelican]

I don't really know but I feel mentioning close range for melee seems redunant.

[brazen pelican]

About two or three per day. :3

[ripe tangle]

What does it taste like?

[brazen pelican]

It's really hard to describe.

[upper parcel]

I think Darktide is killing my mouse.

I was playing Hive Scum to level 'em up and sometimes my mouse would just stop responding for like half a second. It starts happening in big fights and I haven't seen it happen outside of the game.

[surreal onyx]

What’s the frame we are supposed to get for the event? I’m not seeing it in my inventory. 🤔

[brazen pelican]

Like a sweet, dark malt and hops flavor.

[ripe tangle]

I’ll try it, I’d probably like it tbh, never had it though.

[royal badge]

We don't get a frame we get one of those badge things

[daring surge]

yeah well, little did they know before they tried that it was good

[surreal onyx]

Ah. That must be it. Many thanks.

[brazen pelican]

Would happily share. I found a brand I like that isn't quite as sweet.

[surreal onyx]

Yeah, still not removing my Orthus Champion insignia. Haha! 🤣

Best damned insignia in the game.

[ripe tangle]

Still, a sweet malty drink sounds nice tbh

[surreal onyx]

I’ll probably have some Guinness later.

[brazen pelican]

It is. Goes well with the pickled herring, ham and other good Swedish christmas foods. :3

[ripe tangle]

Guinness is alright but I need to be in the mood for it

[brazen pelican]

Only beer I can kinda like. Very rarely. Not a huge fan of beer.

[surreal onyx]

For me, it’s a fall/winter drink. During the spring and summer, I prefer Blue Moon.

[daring surge]

snaaneshi you tryna play later?

[ripe tangle]

I’m kind of particular about beer myself, I prefer a nice Pilsner if I’m drinking beer personally

[daring surge]

what it do what it do what happening

[surreal onyx]

I totally understand.

[gloomy void]

I’m basic and don’t drink alcohol at all

[dapper trench]

ya

[daring surge]

its all in the glory of the emperor no less!!!

[brazen pelican]

Not sure. Kinda fucked over my shoulder, badly. :>

[surreal onyx]

That’s ok, too. Thankfully, I don’t drink as much as I used to.

[rocky radish]

Honestly, alcohol is overrated

[royal badge]

I like cider

[ripe tangle]

Lager is also nice, a bit “basic” but it depends, Lagers can go from very good to very bad depending on like a million variables lmao

[gloomy void]

Just like have someone smack it with a hammer tell it’s better

[brazen pelican]

I'd rather not, but thank you for the suggestion.

[daring surge]

yoooooooooooooo, that is rad though, recovery is MEAN we talking 1 year at the time with injuries just under breakage

[surreal onyx]

Could always pull a Mel Gibson from Lethal Weapon 3. 🤣

[daring surge]

BRIKAGE HOYA TOYA HAI (being etarded)

[gloomy void]

Trust me. What do you think i am? A liar?……..don’t answer that

[dapper trench]

......

[daring surge]

you are the forwards most slaneeshi babe, maybe even the most forward @brazen pelican

[lime beacon]

[brazen pelican]

Eh, it's just some strain from long gaming with shitty posture. Tension spread to arm and left side of torso, so gonna go easy on gaming until it settles. :>

[daring surge]

SLANESH RULE THE ALL

[dapper trench]

Ngl if you dont think your dreams are not affected by your surrounding your wrong

[thorn nacelle]

i wonder if i was to purchase darktide on steam would i still have all my progress

[gloomy void]

Same

[ripe tangle]

@brazen pelican idk that much about traditional Swedish food, but I’m willing to try anything ^^

[brazen pelican]

Let me find link, sec.

[ripe tangle]

I know Swedes eat a lot of fish and cheese

[surreal onyx]

Everyone says that until they try traditional Swedish food.

[daring surge]

bro i got that shit. you gotta gym fr

[brazen pelican]

Too lazy. :<

[daring surge]

you'll do fineeeeeeeeee @brazen pelican

[brazen pelican]

https://youtu.be/4jd0Hold4So

[dapper trench]

Had a dream i was in combat and the person that was after me and my group was some chick speaking japanesse. Wake up and see some japanesse ytber was playing in my sleep

[surreal onyx]

Lutefisk, surströmming, blech.

[daring surge]

this is true information as a brother i can verify this information as i am Norwegian man

handsome too, not that you have to look

[brazen pelican]

Norwegians also eat a lot of fish. :>

[dapper trench]

the sweds are sweding right now

[ripe tangle]

I always assumed these things were outliers and not things eaten daily everywhere lol

[daring surge]

true, but the swedes finnessed fermented fish, thats not norways claim. norways claim is sushie

[brazen pelican]

Never seen surströmming at a traditional christmas table.

[surreal onyx]

Depends on how traditional.

[gloomy void]

Fatshark better drop female Ogyrns this year

[ripe tangle]

it would be like saying “British food is Jellied Eels and Stargazy Pie” like, technically yes, but that’s not what everyone eats all the time

[surreal onyx]

Thank God. 🤣

[daring surge]

real

[brazen pelican]

So what is rakfisk? Huh? HUH?!

[daring surge]

aaaaaaaaahhhh the rakfisk, altough extrartinary rare, its nothing compared to the infamous surstromming

rakfish is water puddle in comparisons

[ripe tangle]

I’ve never heard of rakfisk

[brazen pelican]

It does seem to be a lot... "Milder".

[dapper trench]

check out Peo Ch. Yukinoshita chick sounds like fucking miku

[daring surge]

we LOVE a fucking good fish

[brazen pelican]

Salmon is yummy af.

[ripe tangle]

I also love fish, salmon is great

[dapper trench]

also like catfish

[daring surge]

anyways when are going on VC to flirt? @brazen pelican

[surreal onyx]

Fried catfish is peak.

[rocky radish]

It's free for the next few days, so no harm in trying it

[dapper trench]

ya

[brazen pelican]

Already have a Norwegian friend I voice with sometimes. Not sure my heart can handle another. :<

[surreal onyx]

I tell you what, tho… I could go for some authentic street tacos.

Nothing beats the simplicity and flavor.

[dapper trench]

I dont feel like shitting myself yet

[daring surge]

haha. reasonable. we are a lot ; )

[surreal onyx]

I said authentic street tacos. Not Taco Bell. 🤣

[brazen pelican]

I can't decide if the dude is super autistic, or if he's just a northern Norwegian.

[broken cave]

ngl i kinda wish the cartel proud armors had either chainmail or properly cartel colored clothes underneath the plates

[ripe tangle]

there is no difference

[dapper trench]

could fuck up a five layer beef burrito rn

[brazen pelican]

Never had it, kinda can't get it here afaik.

[surreal onyx]

Yeah, that sounds spectacular. Good looking out.

[thorn nacelle]

i mean i just wanna be able to transfer my progress my xbox progress of darktide to my steam account play darktide that way

[daring surge]

hahaha. well we are very particularly accustomed to norms and local ethics so i can see how you could think as us as elves

[dapper trench]

ya

[brazen pelican]

More like mountain trolls.

[humble horizon]

hey people!

[daring surge]

😈

[lime beacon]

A gray

[dapper trench]

duality of man

[brazen pelican]

Disgusting! Where?!

[rocky radish]

Yeah, I understood. I don't know the answer, but you can test it for free

[ripe tangle]

which country was it where a sizable portion of the population believed in Elves or the Fae?

[surreal onyx]

As a matter of fact, I’d argue that the best Mexican food you’ll ever have is in Mexico for the Day of the dead celebration.

[brazen pelican]

Probably Denmark. They're stupid.

[elder merlin]

Give me strength, @ripe tangle, @brazen pelican

[humble horizon]

i just got here, geez :(

[daring surge]

can i just say... i love sex

[ripe tangle]

grants you a blessing

[daring surge]

im literally 32 yo but i just love sex

[surreal onyx]

They produced Lars Ulrich. So, yeah. I’m in agreement.

[lime beacon]

[elder merlin]

[daring surge]

yes. its my time. kill me @brazen pelican

[brazen pelican]

"Who's the best drummer and why is it Lars Ulrich?"
"Lars isn't even the best drummer in Metallica."

[elder merlin]

[brazen pelican]

Nah, I'll leave that to the good people of Oslo.

[surreal onyx]

Imagine going from Beowulf to Lars. Ancestors would be rolling. 🤣

[rocky radish]

Interviewer: is Lars the best drummer in the world?
James: Lars isn't even the best drummer in Metallica

I'll always treasure that moment

[rocky radish]

Damn. You wrote the same but faster

[daring surge]

oslo do a great job. they are actors of good will

[lime beacon]

Just kidding, welcome to the pit

[brazen pelican]

I do a lot of things fast. Like thinking. It's not always good thinking but boy is it fast.

[rocky radish]

I also have ADHD lol

[dapper trench]

dawg wtf is that

[brazen pelican]

My Mistress. :3

[arctic shoal]

Sadly not Grandfather

[pseudo timber]

Mrowmrrp

[pseudo timber]

deserved

[brazen pelican]

I can hear that one every time.

[pseudo timber]

BWUH

[brazen pelican]

She eats the ground so fucking hard.

You guys wanna see a magic trick?

How to hurt an anime fan: Ed... Ward...

[daring surge]

so i just broke my elbow and im about to explode this elbow of this mf's face he be hitting hard

what i do

[daring surge]

on your go 1,2,3

[daring surge]

how do you hurt an anime nerd?

idk what ed:ward means but

[brazen pelican]

Full Metal Alchemist reference.

[daring surge]

how do you really hurt an anime nerd, lets get mean 😈

[pseudo timber]

What da dog doin

[daring surge]

never watched unfortunately, i hear good things

[brazen pelican]

Tell them AoT was overrated and One Piece is long-winded, maybe?

[daring surge]

worth a watch?

[astral basin]

My sinus edging me on whether or not the vein in my nose pops this year
puffy nose, crusty red boogs

[daring surge]

kool kool 👍

[brazen pelican]

Shove a nail up there, pop it, that way you win.

[neat badger]

new to the discord. Is there a feedback/suggestion channel? I'd like to rename my puppy

[pseudo timber]

#pet-tide

[brazen pelican]

You can rename it with the personality scourge.

[daring surge]

thousanda session of something kind of sittuations?

[neat badger]

tyty

[astral basin]

Why is 🫦 showing when i type “fear” in emoji search?

[daring surge]

thing is, Made in Abyss Never get long on the tooth @brazen pelican

[pseudo timber]

Rip the goat mitty

[daring surge]

hoggin the dog dawg

[kindred stump]

is there a working mod that lets me see the cooldown of my ability as a timer instead of a bar filling up?

[daring surge]

okok im way to drunk mind me why dont you

[brazen pelican]

This early?

[daring surge]

wohoo its dancing hour

[daring surge]

dancing my ass off 10:30. euro gang

[graceful fern]

What did he say?

[daring surge]

europop

eurohop even

[graceful fern]

Ay that’s racist and hearsay you can’t say that.

[rustic ore]

Oh wow, I just had a weird match that made me cringe and laugh. Was doing the Leman Russ tank escort, halfway through we got unlucky and ganked by a burster while facing a line of gunners. Was 2 scum, 1 zealot and a psyker. We all went down close to each other and the Zealot insulted us two scummers and left.....the bot picked us up, we got an Ogryn soon after and we cleared....like...wow

[brazen pelican]

It's always the BT.

[graceful fern]

Hearsay.

[brazen pelican]

Not a courtroom.

[humble horizon]

ty :p

[graceful fern]

We don’t claim them mfs anyway helbrecht says no to racists.

[brazen pelican]

Just don't let @little marten catch you with a gray name.

[rustic ore]

Oh wait wut? Some a-hole went mask off? Here? Lmao

[humble horizon]

gulp..

[brazen pelican]

Yeah, not saying all the BT ones, but it's always someone with BT pfp.

[graceful fern]

#SacrificeTheGreyNamesToTheEmperorsFeedingTime.

[brazen pelican]

elmo-fire.gif

[somber stream]

Total Grayname death

[daring surge]

https://youtu.be/jcutNFPwXPE?list=PLKhVnoQ8d_0lW3CwUMjUvQL_LPxe6jKL2
this is the greatest song ever made and its a silly lady playingg a flute

[graceful fern]

BTs are amateur. It’s the Red Scorpion PFP mfs you need to watch.

[brazen pelican]

What the fuck is a Red Scorpion?

[daring surge]

yeah, that really shows you something, shes gorgeous and the song is beutifull i will be almost insulted if you dont click

[hasty sky]

Turbo racist space marines

[graceful fern]

The chapter who’s entire thing is “Genetic Purity”

[brazen pelican]

Subtle.

[daring surge]

like, if you dint click and didnt answer i would be som ad

[hasty sky]

They hate abhumans and shit

[graceful fern]

When a Red Scorpion pfp mf joins the server, ping mods immediately.

[daring surge]

but this
this you have to hear, but before you hear you have to feel before you hear

https://youtu.be/jcutNFPwXPE?list=PLKhVnoQ8d_0lW3CwUMjUvQL_LPxe6jKL2

its a masterpiece in combination of rythm and sympony

you can

and will listen

well... unless you refuse i suppose

[frail fable]

[zenith glade]

Damn it i missed another crashout

[daring surge]

oh and btw. this is a real girl playing like this

[brazen pelican]

https://youtu.be/UtXP2-5IC2E?list=RDUtXP2-5IC2E

[astral basin]

Are red scorpions inquisition aligned or high lords?
Ik theyre an unknown founding but

[zenith glade]

Trust ALL lamenter pfps implicitly

[astral basin]

Yes. Trust the lamentors. They bring ONLY good intentions

[brazen pelican]

Instructions unclear, trusted Marines Malevolent.

[zenith glade]

A mistake u make only once in a lifetime

[ripe tangle]

Instructions bypassed, accidentally befriended someone with Black Templars pfp, now he's getting really racist.

[timber elk]

You know what I love?

Shovels, shovels in my warhammer 40,000 game

I think we should rename darktide to shoveltide: war shovel 40,000z

[ripe tangle]

I need to drink more water...

[timber elk]

I think I need more shovels

[astral basin]

Seditious intent logged. Subject has been detained the Exorcists.

[astral basin]

Shrimp

[little marten]

GOOD MORNING 🌅

[astral basin]

Welcome to the realm of the living ng

[karmic vine]

can't playing darktide error 2014

[astral basin]

Damn we’re back in 2014?

[somber stream]

It's 10:45, lunch soon

[rigid peak]

I’m really tempted to put on a red scorpion pfp purely out of spite now

[ripe tangle]

You eat lunch early af

[somber stream]

Soon as in, at 12:00

[astral basin]

If the chibi came in Angry? Wed finally have a lore accurate sister lucia

[little marten]

It’s 9:45 here

[rigid peak]

3:47 am

[little marten]

I’m going back to my hometown today

[somber stream]

Birmingham?

[little marten]

All 30 minutes away from where I live now

[little marten]

DONT

[somber stream]

I jest

[livid glacier]

Guys what should I buy with those contract currency ? mystery acquisitions or limited time acquisitions ?

[gloomy void]

Whenever i play SM2 the worst players skill wise are always the black templars. This says a lot about society

[little marten]

Is the racist hunting still happening?

[lime beacon]

The what

[rigid peak]

I’d choose bt out of spite

[zenith glade]

I like the black templar aesthetic

[brazen pelican]

South Shields?

[little marten]

That’s quite far north

[lime beacon]

The warp?

[zenith glade]

My space marines in sm2 r either black templars or in pre heresy Death Guard livery

[hasty sky]

My sm2 marine is an alpha legionnaire because they're my fave loyalist chapter

[rigid peak]

Oh mein gott, der codex astartes is ein bunch of bullshcisse

[brazen pelican]

Love to see a level 25 BT Vanguard steal all the medicae, all the executes and still fully die 5 times in a Ruthless run.

[little marten]

Imagine being a nerd enough to recognise a black Templar from a regular Templar

[brazen pelican]

Plymouth?

[little marten]

Drug city that

[gloomy void]

My average run with randoms ngl. I think the salamanders players are usually the best i meet

[somber stream]

Are you trying to Dox Nurgle Neuro

[little marten]

If u wanna come over just meet me at Big Ben

[brazen pelican]

Been doing a ton of runs with my Salamander Heavy these past two days. :3

[brazen pelican]

Does that mean you can talk like Alfie in Peaky Blinders?

[jaunty path]

Rum and chocolate go together like bread and butter

[somber stream]

He sure can

[little marten]

Who is that

[rigid peak]

Prefer white scars honestly

[junior sky]

I personally am a Minotaurs enjoyer

[brazen pelican]

Friendship over.

[jaunty path]

Rum brings out the flavor of chocolate so well.

[ripe tangle]

I agree

[rigid peak]

Administratum simp

[jaunty path]

Like. Yummers????

[little marten]

There’s a good reason I don’t watch peaky blinders here it’s hard to explain

[junior sky]

You'll never lay your plebian hands on volkite weaponry, it is what it is.

[brazen pelican]

You're distantly related to one of the real people it's based on?

[little marten]

No the extreme fanbase are cunts here

[rigid peak]

You will never feel the wind in your braids and laugh as you decapitate your enemies at mach speed

[brazen pelican]

Yikes. I mean I loved the series, never got why some stuff makes their fans insufferable, though. :<

[quick pulsar]

bro why cant i get in the game

[brazen pelican]

@little marten GRAYNAME DETECTED!

[junior sky]

White scars are cool, I have no hate in my richly adorned heart

[little marten]

Sickening

[somber stream]

Fasting
Scroll youtube for 5 seconds
Fail

[little marten]

Lemme get out of bed 2 secs

[brazen pelican]

Slaanesh offers you five more minutes.

[junior sky]

noone throws hands with Asterion Moloc type deal

[ripe tangle]

my favorite Space Marine Faction... well I dont really like Space Marines very much tbh, but my favorite is probably Salamanders

[little marten]

RISE AND SHINE MY FREAKY LITTLE FRIENDS 😈

[brazen pelican]

I'm gonna base my favorites on TTS. So I guess Salamanders out of the loyalists, because Vulkan.

[little violet]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-ogryn-run-naked-funny-gif-18082679885906165021

Oh gifs dont work xd

[rigid peak]

I have a harsh reality for salamanders fans

[little marten]

I like the space marine chapter that are really racist

[gloomy void]

Space marines are boring. Titus got made boring. He’s hot at least so there is some redeeming qualities

[brazen pelican]

I can't be scumming today. Broke my upper body slightly. Prolonged gaming makes me tense up and sometimes makes it hurt when I breathe. So gonna be taking it chill for a bit. :3

[rigid peak]

Salamanders are only one step behind ultramarines in basic bitch levels

[ripe tangle]

he's hot?

[rigid peak]

Ooooh you’re a fan of the “nice” chapter how original

[little marten]

Oh I hope you rest up and feel better asap 🙏🙏🙏

No worries I’m busy today anyway.. have to go outside 🤢

[gloomy void]

Yes. All the playable campaign marines in the game are kinda attractive

[junior sky]

The white scars are the least basic of the primary good boy chapters, I just feel theyre all a bit, basic tbh

[ripe tangle]

I don't like them because they're "Nice" I like them because they set Eldar on Fire and use Flame-based weaponry and fire is based.

[brazen pelican]

Wouldn't being a fan of the poster boy faction at all also make you basic af?

[ripe tangle]

also I just really like Green tbf... and Vulkan is cool lorewise

[brazen pelican]

Eww, I hate the outernet.

[little marten]

Green is my favourite colour too omgggg Twinsies 💅

[rigid peak]

If you don’t start out a marine fan you have no heart, if you don’t eventually move on you have no brain

[hasty sky]

Maybe but besides the point, most space marine stuff is just rlly boring

[brazen pelican]

Not sure how that is beside the point given what I replied to. :3

[little marten]

Last time I was in my home town I watch about 30 roadmen swarm a police fan and try and push it over

[junior sky]

Some insaneo style takes in here

[rigid peak]

Least basic bitch chapter would be iron hands

[pseudo timber]

Blood angels are pretty neat

[ripe tangle]

I was never really an Astartes fan, I started out liking the Imperial Guard and the Orks

[rigid peak]

Blood angels are also basic bitch

[little marten]

Blood angles 📐

[hasty sky]

Because it doesn't really matter if they're the poster boys or not, a thing can be popular and still be good and interesting

[ripe tangle]

and why do I care about your worthless opinion?

[rigid peak]

Because I said so 😎

[junior sky]

Someone get dad, the discord goobers are getting antsy

[little marten]

Space marines and good and interesting don’t belong in the same sentence sorry

[brazen pelican]

So that is besides the point in response to a dude claiming that liking Salamanders is just behind the Ultramarines in being basic af?

[ripe tangle]

if someone's opinion within a fanbase is calling everything popular "basic bitch" then that person's opinion is worthless and they should know their opinion is worthless.

[junior sky]

All preferences are valid, even if some are more basic than others

[hasty sky]

No, it's besides the point to the your message I replied to :3

[brazen pelican]

I mean I generally don't really care for any opinion trying to shame anyone for what they like.

[little marten]

Imagine not being an INTERMEDIATE BITCH

[rigid peak]

It’s about as exciting as liking vanilla ice cream only with a cherry this time

[hasty sky]

Dude fuck you vanilla ice cream is awesome

[ripe tangle]

or being a EXPERT LEVEL BITCH

[jaunty path]

Why do you hate aeldari

[little marten]

Damn 😥 you got me beat there 🥊

[ripe tangle]

I just hate Elves

[brazen pelican]

Fuck being a bitch, be like me, be a cunt. If I can do it, so can you!

[jaunty path]

Racism is wrong

[rigid peak]

Iron hands fans are so non basic people don’t even know they exist

[junior sky]

fuck elves and fuck bretonnia on zod

[little marten]

LOVES GREEN
HATES ELVES
EXPERT LEVEL BITCH

ARE YOU ME BUT LESS COOL?!?!?

[junior sky]

let us at least unite in that

[ripe tangle]

I don't hate humans of other races, that's fucked up.

But Elves.... FUCK ELVES

[brazen pelican]

Only slightly, she's not British.

[little marten]

[ripe tangle]

lmao

[junior sky]

I'd take a tau mommy over and eldar mommy any day lets be real fellas

[rigid peak]

The only good elf faction are Iyandan for actually making colonies, and not Exodite colonies, which are basically Minecraft on creative mode

[royal badge]

40k elves literally call us monkeys

[brazen pelican]

Counterpoint: Lilith Hesperax.

[somber stream]

Hell yeah, fuck elves. I volunteer

[vocal pewter]

wtf going on in chat

[little marten]

Freak alert freak alert

[junior sky]

[rigid peak]

Elf hate

[ripe tangle]

we're talking about fucking Elves

[royal badge]

They should delete craftworlders and replace them with exodites. Dinosaur riders are way cooler

[brazen pelican]

DIBS ON FRIEREN!

[ripe tangle]

okay... I do like Frieren...

[junior sky]

Alright I retract my earlier statement, elves are back on the menu boys

[rigid peak]

Edible elves, pass the salt

[brazen pelican]

I love Frieren so much. She's smart but she's also so fucking stupid.

[ripe tangle]

yo, in old Mythology aren't Fairies and Elves the same thing and aren't Fantasy Dwarves and Dark Elves the same thing?

[somber stream]

🤓

[royal badge]

Craftworld eldar are like what if we took all the cool bits of drukhari models and sanded them off

[vocal pewter]

eeerm, no memesh in general chat guysh

[junior sky]

🤓 👆

[ripe tangle]

she's well rounded and written well

[vocal pewter]

🤓

[brazen pelican]

Top tier anime.

[little marten]

I’ve evaluated the conversation and as a moderator in training can confirm no rule violations as of yet

[ripe tangle]

we should all just start yelling at eachother and calling eachother racial slurs

[junior sky]

And on the rill, this is the most tame these goobins have been in days

[vocal pewter]

Knife ear

[brazen pelican]

I got one in the chamber so bad but it might be too much.

[junior sky]

say when

[brazen pelican]

When.

[astral basin]

The somatics are “ironical”

[little marten]

🥸

[ripe tangle]

ohno

[elder merlin]

[royal badge]

Idk what that means

[elder merlin]

Its a fucked day when @little marten of all people becomes a mod in training

[little marten]

Watch yourself kid, I won’t hesitate to put you the fuck down when I get my badge

[royal badge]

Asmongolds greatest disciple

[somber stream]

He has the mods blessing as well

[astral basin]

Phonetics? Whats the word for how words sound?

[junior sky]

[rigid peak]

I get food in 2 hours

[elder merlin]

Do it, coward

[ripe tangle]

NG becomes a mod and gets paid in burgers

[astral basin]

koolaid man busts in

[daring surge]

rodrido gabriella america should be ashamed

[somber stream]

Mod don't get paid, they work out of passion for the community, among other things

[little marten]

No 😈 but because you want me to not because I can’t

[junior sky]

Yeah you better watch out when he gets deuptized nerd!

[little marten]

I get paid in the extreme pleasure of getting to communicate with you beautiful souls

[elder merlin]

Also when we playing darktide, poozer? @little marten

[royal badge]

They work out of passion for being evil

[brazen pelican]

Do it, cunt.

[ripe tangle]

my soul isn't beautiful...

[elder merlin]

Honestly, i'd become a mod just for the aquilas

[brazen pelican]

I know a big red dude that likes it!

[little marten]

It is. Non-negotiable. I have spoken. Case closed.

[rigid peak]

I crave a BLT

[ripe tangle]

I regularly talk about killing people and once proposed blocking out the sun, I'm like... evil as fuck.

[astral basin]

Ng getting paid in any way would put him above 90% of all discord mods

[little marten]

(I’m never gonna be a mod)

[rigid peak]

I also crave freedom

[little marten]

Soon? Maybe later or tomorrow depending

[vocal pewter]

anyone play total war warhmmer?

[brazen pelican]

But you post cute sticker, so all is forgiven!

[vocal pewter]

kinda feels like the new dlc wasn't that interesting because it's.... slaanesh

[little marten]

Paid in kittens 😈 I’ve already marked you as a potential candidate

[frail fable]

[royal badge]

See white people are evil

[somber stream]

Don't become a mod.

[junior sky]

I just copped sayle the faithless

[rigid peak]

Mfw racism

[astral basin]

👀 ⁉️

[royal badge]

I am white

[junior sky]

bear man cool 😎

[rigid peak]

And?

[brazen pelican]

Result of making NG a mod:

[little marten]

😼

[royal badge]

We just evil bro it's okay

[junior sky]

cringe

[rigid peak]

Cringe.

[little marten]

I’m the pram

[brazen pelican]

Nah, fuck that.

[royal badge]

This is from a different convo

[jaunty path]

Ya think aeldaris ever gonns be a thing

[royal badge]

No

[little marten]

No

[rigid peak]

In darktide? Why would we get them?

[jaunty path]

Because

[little marten]

No

[junior sky]

[royal badge]

I don't think eldar would waste their time in grendyl's warband

[jaunty path]

All of you are going to hell when you die

[junior sky]

ur goin rn

[ripe tangle]

what if I can't die?

[jaunty path]

Are we ever getting xenos

[brazen pelican]

I hope so. I want my space Kerillian.

[royal badge]

No

[rigid peak]

Eldar don’t really represent a corrupting force like chaos or gsc

[brazen pelican]

It's gonna be warm and I'll know people.

[woven salmon]

when are we getting an update on the comissary skins? the 2 new classes got nothing in there.

[junior sky]

I just wanna fight the tiddy snake in game, is that too much to ask dammit

[royal badge]

The closest we'd probably get is votann mercs and they're just cloned people

[jaunty path]

You want cosmetics? For your new class? In this life time?

[little marten]

I’m not in literally going to get angle wings the moment I close my eyes and soar gracefully through the midnight sky bringing goodwill and prosperity to all below (much like I already do tbh)

[woven salmon]

yea idk what I was thinking about my bad

[brazen pelican]

Angle wings. 📐

[woven salmon]

I hope so. I dont want to share heaven with fucking cultists

[jaunty path]

When I die I'm gonna shit lava on everyone whos ever wronged me

[junior sky]

I'm spreading my goon energy to all when I die.