general-chat

[dusk lintel]

why does the commissary have no gear for dog and hive?

[primal tartan]

[elder merlin]

Me and my buddy like the dual mac 10s

[primal tartan]

The dual stub pistol
We go full Wick

[elder merlin]

Hive ganger feels like Vet should be

[obtuse oak]

Yes but don't forget that they don't do anything unless applied to your weapon at Hadron's shrine

[elder merlin]

My fingers cant do it anymore, not for long

[primal tartan]

Wat are they gonna do to my girl veteran

Pls gib veteran more something

[elder merlin]

Man, i hate restarting my trees after major updates

[obtuse oak]

New content for existing classes? Don't make me laugh. You'll buy the new DLC class instead

[primal tartan]

I'll buy the Triple Up N' Atom-a Ogryn King Burger with Xtra lextchup sauce DLC cosmetic meal pack

[manic wyvern]

Darktide ost gets me so pumped in the morning before work

[formal wharf]

mouse and keyboard support for ps5 when

[prime monolith]

[insert thinking monkey picture]

[formal wharf]

controllers just suck, its basicly a 3 month subscriptionship as they are garunteed to need a replacement at some point

[rigid peak]

I want a unique ranged weapon for vet dammit

[formal wharf]

and a controller is 60, even more depending where you buy

[formal wharf]

like what

[amber delta]

hotshot las

[rigid peak]

Hellgun, heavy stubber, hellpistol, melts gun…

[formal wharf]

melts gun

[amber delta]

meltagun belongs to zealot

[rigid peak]

Long las, also autocorrect, melta

Webber, arc rifle

[primal tartan]

Water gun

[manic wyvern]

melta would just be a shorter ranged and harder hitting plasma

[formal wharf]

not too sure about a stubber

[jaunty path]

How so? Doesn't feel too vetty to me right now.

[formal wharf]

hellgun is similar to what the scab gunners use right

[rigid peak]

When I said heavy stubber I meant akin to the dreg gunner

[jaunty path]

I think its a good balance of low health and high damage

[thick coyote]

Drugs, run off and die?

[jaunty path]

Survivability based on your actual skill

[jaunty path]

Goals

[manic wyvern]

Scum has a fair bit more survivability at 30

[formal wharf]

next class wen!!!!!!

[rigid peak]

How about a mitralock

[left steeple]

does flamer/bomber resist give resistance to fire on the ground

[formal wharf]

lowkey would like next update to give dregs some unique enemies

[final herald]

I shot like 3 mags into a chaos spawn and it died while flailing me around

The build I'm doing is a lot more methodical than the gun build

Gun build is still fun though that ammo regen on elite kills is peak

[thick coyote]

Only from bombers and flamers, so don't expect to tank barrel fire or map modifier gas

[whole forge]

I wasn't able to log into the lobby for 2 updates now, getting disconnected every time even with a fresh instal and no mods. Wha'ts the deal? It's all error 2014 and 3013 galore

[timber elk]

I just had the best experience on hive scum

Had a maelstrom mission where it was weakened bosses and increased specialist spawn rights, duel uzis absolutely melted weakened bosses and the rocket launcher completely obliterated regular bosses health bars, meanwhile I was gunning down every special enemy and gunner I could find, running around like a crack head.

I think I’ll be putting hive scum in my main character roster

[prime monolith]

my whole team just got kicked off the map by Plague ogryn. He got us in a corner and kept spamming stomp 😭

[tulip kettle]

Y'all smell of piss

Love you guys ❤️

[frozen oriole]

Anyone got any idea why mods aren’t working and crashing my game? Can’t get my hud back

[tulip kettle]

Wait until the event

[frozen oriole]

Outrageous

[thorn gull]

Okay what the fuck, I’m playing keyboard and mouse on Xbox right, you HAVE to have a controller connected but it will disconnect after a little while if you don’t give it a nudge but now since the update, if you so much as move the controller while using your keyboard and mouse it’ll not let you press the stupid fucking connect controller menu

I’ve had to dashboard my game idk how many times just to finish a single bloody mission

[prime monolith]

thank you

[sudden sorrel]

what is a great way to level up past lvl 20 in terms of difficulty/operation

[prime monolith]

hm

[fair flicker]

I got so many backpacks from Zealot, Psyker, but my new Hive Scum doesn't appear any of them, any solutions?

[thick coyote]

Quick play damnation

[sudden sorrel]

is this the 4th difficulty?

[thick coyote]

Yeah

[sudden sorrel]

I thought you unlock that at lvl 30

[elder heart]

backpacks like zealot's book are only for them. Maybe all you have is class specific?

[shadow scarab]

Did FS/Jesper already release the new soundtrack of no mans land?

[shadow scarab]

that was before some update. Now you need to complete a certain number of missions or make progress in the campaign depending on if you skipped it or not

[sudden sorrel]

oh okay

[upper citrus]

The mourningstar been smelling like piss since yesterday

[marsh iris]

must be the cartel special secret ingredient

[shadow scarab]

shouldn't have fed the tainted rations to the ogryns

[ripe gorge]

Is pocket blitz not working with boom bringer? It only gave me 2 instead of 3 yesterday.

[tulip kettle]

Ngh

[arctic escarp]

nnggnghhg

[thorny plinth]

Greetings soliders of the mourning star

[upper citrus]

Ahoy

[wispy wadi]

finally had time to level up to get the needle gun

[daring surge]

wish i had your grindset

[wispy wadi]

Now the horde got more stims in them then me

[trim lotus]

thats weak

[upper citrus]

So you wanna grind men? Nothing wrong with it, im just trynna understand, my English is bad

[trim lotus]

just use more stims, viscosity level 30 gang

[worthy quest]

Fastes xp farm is quicplay yes? It gives more xp?

[upper citrus]

Yes

[worthy quest]

Hivescum sounds fun to me, but im only lv 6

Will see how it goes, im still torn between bazooka or toxic canisters

[upper citrus]

It fun and cool and strong

I like the quick stun more

[worthy quest]

I prefer close range builds over ranged ones, so idk

[upper citrus]

Well yes? The quick stun is for close range builds

Thats how you refill it

[trim lotus]

and youre literally fighting in close range, just with ranged weapon

[wispy wadi]

Quick stun nade on tox build is funky. You fight against your own dot to get the kills to trigger the refill

[tired inlet]

I think it took me about 3-4 hours to re-do 40 talent specs last night

[rose spire]

is no mans land a precursor to a raid or something we’re gonna be doing on the hq of admonition

[upper citrus]

Its obvs chaos wastes

Right fatshark??

[fast gorge]

We're going to SOLITARY!!!

[thick coyote]

Bro didn't play the new campaign

[upper citrus]

I just skipped everything before I fell asleep

Dukane is snoozefest, gimme mommy hadron

[tired inlet]

it's a sort of anti-scrub filter; you can still get lucky/carried through it, but it's something

[thick coyote]

🛌

[fallow oyster]

WHY IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR DOES A HIVE GANGSTER GET A KARKING BAZOOKA AND A GUARDSMAN DOESNT

[upper citrus]

Literally me anytime dukane speaks

[upper citrus]

They stole it from the guardsmen

[clever citrus]

Any chances Hive Scum gets a discount for christmas sale?

[upper citrus]

Maybe

[fallow oyster]

theres no christmas in 40k

[thick coyote]

Literally me when any toaster fu- I mean, toaster maniac talks

[fallow oyster]

Jesus would be some low tier psyker in 40k tbh

[thick coyote]

Low?????

[upper citrus]

Crazy talk

[thick coyote]

Wouldn't he be an eternal or whatever it's called, because he came back to life

[rose spire]

Ok i genuinely don’t understand how people dilly dally so hard in this game

[upper citrus]

How not

[short oar]

anyone have the modding discord

[upper citrus]

Dilly dalling is fun

[upper citrus]

Me

[obtuse oak]

perpetual, but no since he also ascended to heaven. he seems more like a saint than anything

[short oar]

🥺

[rose spire]

it’s fun yeah but it’s kinda wierd on lower difficulties when it happens

[clever citrus]

Didn't Jesus literally banish demons by his presence alone and raise dead?

[rigid peak]

Born to dilly dally forced to lock in

[upper citrus]

Dm

[short oar]

🥹

[tired inlet]

Born for dilly bars, forced to have peanut buster parfaits

[candid stratus]

Chicken Parmi or Chicken Parma

[rose spire]

bc we’re clearing a small area and then i advance but they stay there

[rigid peak]

I could go for a sandwich right now to be honest

[rose spire]

Like when it’s 3 people im probs in the wrong, but sometimes its insane how im fighting a monstrosity alone and theyre picking off some lone poxwalkers 😭

heresy difficulty things

[languid vapor]

Hello there, greetings from Italy, Rome!
It's been years this game was released so i purchased today the game with both the classes arbites and hivescum. Seems fun to play 😄

[candid stratus]

its because its full of lvl 30s who can never make it into damnation

[tired inlet]

neither of those things because that doesn't exist; but in the mythology of the religion built around the figure I suppose there exist tales where Jesus banished demons into a herd of pigs which were sent into the sea and drowned.

[upper citrus]

Welcome, praise the Emperor

[rich bay]

technically correct, it's called Sanguinala, and it's meant to honor the fallen primarch. Lots of red decorations.

[tired inlet]

a observance of Blood Angels, gross

[placid wolf]

The men to women ratio is way off

We need more barbies in the Darktide community

[languid vapor]

The emperor protect! 🙏

[fallow oyster]

hmmm you know who else is red?

[candid stratus]

barbies? kark your stupid beauty standards, long live rugged queens!

[tired inlet]

Khorne

[rich bay]

ketchup

[placid wolf]

He protecc

[fallow oyster]

angron

[candid stratus]

MY MOM!

[rigid peak]

Magnus

[placid wolf]

All women are barbies because every woman is a beautiful queen 💅

[fallow oyster]

your mom needs to go to the hospital

[candid stratus]

Alright mucker I concede you pulled that one back around.

[languid vapor]

Always

[fallow oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/heresy-detected-gif-25567321

[clever citrus]

He did exorcise demons in the New Testament apparently

[fallow oyster]

aww dam that was a pretty good gif too

[placid wolf]

Would cosplay SoB if I had the body for it

[rigid peak]

Mordian iron guard it is

[candid stratus]

Just cosplay hive scum instead and go full punk

[fallow oyster]

i honestly think jesus would be fed to the golden throne, he cant even shoot lightning

[languid vapor]

btw i was curious about what kind of classes the comunity ask and i'm surprised about the list.
But i don't mind if we get a commissar, a fallen rouge trader/noble spire, adeptus mechanicus and adepta sororitas

[placid wolf]

Hive Scum aren’t chubby

[tired inlet]

that's mythology, buddy.

[candid stratus]

Says who? Stop letting yourself fall victim to the poisonous words of those spire dwelling bastards.

[rich bay]

drugs and intermittent fasting

[languid vapor]

for the hive scum, i'm surprised we don't get the Goliath from Necromunda

[clever citrus]

We already kinda have a comissar. Vet has a build that does comissar things

[fallow oyster]

besides the usual skitarri, i think some were expectin sisters of battle considering there is an ogryn class which is all male, so a all femal class would be feasiblr

[rigid peak]

Because it’s atoma not Necromunda

[placid wolf]

I like my body. I just wouldn’t pull off a SoB

[candid stratus]

Because they are from Necromunda

[languid vapor]

But he is not an actual Commissar, he mimic, that's the difference

[thick coyote]

Remember to keep your head down when the shooting starts 🗣️

[languid vapor]

Indeed, different planet, different ecosystem

[candid stratus]

Well who cares anyway then? It's a cosplay?

[languid vapor]

Also to avoid possible nurgle pox

[thick coyote]

Since Oggy got a 4th personality
Maybe Vet will get a comissar personality

[placid wolf]

I think he just wants to see a big girl in a SoB outfit 🦅

[rigid peak]

Doubt it, given how commissars work

[tulip kettle]

I'm going to cosplay the trapper >:3

[thick coyote]

Which means that they'll have to go really hard on those VoC lines if they do that

[clever citrus]

Then what would the gameplay difference be? Vet boosts allies to the moon with his build by just being near them. What you're suggesting is literally Vet with different voice lines and lore

[quaint elbow]

so idk a lot about meta game. I assume I want my blitz, ranged, melee to be a mix of anti carapace, horde, anti elite?

[candid stratus]

No she just thinks that its bad thinking to say you can't dress up as something you want to just because your bodytype isnt an exact 1:1 of the character.

[rigid peak]

Just add abilities for us to buff our allies when we shoot them with a bolt pistol

[languid vapor]

oh, in that case is just that

[placid wolf]

Omg sorry I didn’t know you were one of the girlies 😨

[thick coyote]

That's optimal yes
But sometimes you meet generalist melees and then ranged blitz is kinda whatever

[candid stratus]

But also yes plush women do also make my brain go "OUGH" but that's besides the point.

[quaint elbow]

im just trying to figure out hivescum build. the rocket launcher is obviously great for tanky enemies. the gun perks seem to focus more on horde clear so that would leave my melee weapon to be the elite killer?

[clever citrus]

In that case nobody would buy that. it's a bunch of different voicelines and that's it. Literally adds nothing to the gameplay, just immersion

[candid stratus]

I mean tbf its not like I really give off any indicators at a glance or even directly state it in my bio other than the house/wife pronouns

[tulip kettle]

Twinsies?

[rigid peak]

I’d like a guardsman who is just trying to be the Sergeant, stiff upper lip type

[twin dirge]

This class is making me realize how shit I am at the game

[thick coyote]

For example
Vet's power sword 6 is the best generalist melee in the game
You can pair any ranged or blitz with it
Heavy Sword is good at killing everything that isn't carapace, so you need to take Kraks or Revolver or Helbore to compensate

[placid wolf]

We should have a guardsman thats woefully inexperienced and wimpy

[tulip kettle]

I love playing as kriegsman. Also doesn't this mean kriegsman can be female?

[rigid peak]

But then they wouldn’t be a veteran

[candid stratus]

Apart from the wanting to fuck a diseased leper with every STD known to man, indeed.

[tulip kettle]

:D

[placid wolf]

Surviving through sheer luck

[misty sequoia]

This class can be cracked once you get the hang of it

[rigid peak]

Presumably women of Krieg are made to breed, though I see no reason why one can’t be infertile and given to the death korps

[tulip kettle]

I don't really wanna do that to my class

[tulip kettle]

I AM OFFICIALLY A WOMAN OF KRIEG

[thick coyote]

Bonesaw, shivs, crowbar, knife, chain Axe, combat Axe
Heavy Sword, what else is available? Chainsword is more of horde

[placid wolf]

I’m too much of a bimbo to care about meta. I just pick my weapons based on vibes and figure it out :3

[rigid peak]

K

Anyway an officer personality would be neat, someone the professional tries kissing up towards by reflex

[quaint elbow]

idk yet tbh. Ive just been slowly leveling havent actually looked at all the options yet

[languid vapor]

Yeah make sense.
I suppose could be better instead to have a Noble Spire/Rouge Trader

[candid stratus]

I like that Hive Scum gameplay is pretty much the concept of being a crack addict in the sense that you boost yourself up to the eyeballs and then have a comedown afterwards

[misty sequoia]

Multiple chem grenades on a boss is hilarious the health moves quick

[thick coyote]

Oh if you're leveling it's going to be a little harder to judge, because sometimes a high level weapon is just miles better than a low level, so yeah just get to lvl30 first

[trim lotus]

you can melt crushers with like 10-15 bullets with double smgs when youre in ulti

[quaint elbow]

I love that the anarchist laughs when the horde is incoming

[candid stratus]

My favourite anarchist line is "I'm a giver, and you lot look like takers!" 110% she pegs.

[tulip kettle]

I love women

[placid wolf]

Can it beat 4 veterans standing in a firing line?

[quaint elbow]

okay?

[clever citrus]

To add to my previous statement, you can use Professional personality, get some comissar cosmetics and vet becomes textbook comissar

[rigid peak]

4 veterans with recon lasguns for high levels of zap

[placid wolf]

My group has a bolter, recon lasgun, helbore lasgun, and infantry lasgun

[tulip kettle]

My group has shovel

[languid vapor]

Ok i'll give a try once my game is installed. Long download take time... i'm at 50%

[rigid peak]

4 kriegers

[placid wolf]

Steel Legion*
(The better ones)

[rigid peak]

Bayonets for days

[arctic escarp]

bro why is Prine so mean to the gangers 💀

[rigid peak]

Why would she not be?

[short oar]

it is! please mod the shit out of it

[languid vapor]

Oh what kind of mod

[fast gorge]

next op will be in the wastes for sure

[pseudo terrace]

can’t wait to get this day over with

[arctic escarp]

considering some of the rejects are designated criminals too

[pseudo terrace]

then i can grind leveling up my scummy boy

[somber stream]

Not all reject are scum

[tired inlet]

she fukken hates you more than the psyker and veteran, nice

[next stratus]

On this shit planet must be people who hate me so I could live longer

[thick coyote]

Yes but the rejects are atoning
If you think about it

[short oar]

waay to many to count, im not smart enough to explain so just look up the popular ytbers 👍

[rigid peak]

True but actively in the criminal world vs given a second chance? She’s still hostile to psyker

[fast gorge]

sister prine said mean words to me when i walked past her. maybe because i haven't showered so that i can keep the oil stains on me, like any true iron rider.

[tired inlet]

counterpoint: no

[trim lotus]

yeah thats not oil

[rigid peak]

Truthfully we really aren’t rejects by level 30

[languid vapor]

I see. Who in particular?

[fast gorge]

It is oil.

[short oar]

the femboy and the e

[trim lotus]

baby oil perchance . . .

[short oar]

not exact names but everyone here knows who im refering to

[candid stratus]

Sister Prine said mean words to me and slapped my ass when I walked past her.

[twilit perch]

Aren’t we getting an event some point soon?

[left steeple]

lucky

[trim lotus]

Sefoni sold me fent

[languid vapor]

In any case, just for curiosity, what are the most requested classes by the comunity?

[amber delta]

when is event I want my free aquillas

[candid stratus]

I sold Sefoni fent

[short oar]

are you sure it was sefoni, not harrowette

[amber delta]

admech

[languid vapor]

admech?

[short oar]

adeptus mechanicus

[trim lotus]

lady Allice would never sell fent

[pseudo terrace]

think of a really big calculator

[languid vapor]

oh you mean that

[fast gorge]

I MEANT TO SELL ALL THE FENT I HAD! BUT I HAD IT ALL INSTEAD!

[amber delta]

yes, red robes robomen

[short oar]

dfljkrfngjktgjkerttgnkhjasernt mf how do you know the full name but not admech

[candid stratus]

Admech are never coming

[pseudo terrace]

i wish FS cooked this hard with arb, but i’m happy with scum

[amber delta]

yeah they are

[languid vapor]

praise the Omnissiah!!!

[amber delta]

there is no way we are not getting admech at some point in time

[languid vapor]

also Adepta sororitas!!! 🙏

[short oar]

just gotta kick grendyl in the possible nuts, that way he wont stop hadron from requesting skitarii support

[placid wolf]

Ｐｒａｉｓｅ ｔｈｅ Ｏｍｎｉｓｉａｈ

[short oar]

JUST GO FEMALE ZEALOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[candid stratus]

imagine fatshark announces that next class will be tech related and admech fans start cheering only for it to be revealed its a Mechboy and they are immediately all put on suicide watch

[tulip kettle]

Female zealot 🤤

[amber delta]

zealot is canonically female, if you are playing male zealot honestly what's wrong with you

[candid stratus]

every class is canonically female

[pseudo terrace]

do not look up hive scum on twitter guys

[short oar]

every fucking time i see someone say "oh they should ad the female fanatics to the game" i pop a brain vein

[amber delta]

no, veteran is male

and he is loose cannon (best personality)

[pseudo terrace]

that would be a cool name for a band, “ Brain Vein “

[languid vapor]

wait the zealot is actually a fallen sister?

[placid wolf]

Lady cutthroat is the best

[tulip kettle]

Basically

[arctic escarp]

no

[short oar]

no but yesbut no

[languid vapor]

great i'm confused now 🤪

[pseudo terrace]

i hope you know it’s deer season

[candid stratus]

google hive scum but remove the s from scum and then replace the rest of it with boobs and the swap the word hive for huge

[thick coyote]

But they should
Not all of them are zealots
Because they aren't Danica
You're a zealot Danica

[amber delta]

zealot is a crazy preacher and fits SoB archetype in all but name

[placid wolf]

Im hibernating

[short oar]

none of the personalities have been part of the adeptus sororitas, but they have been part of the eclisiarchy

[dull peak]

Brock find Spark ead and shouty most funny. They always so angry at each other.

[pseudo terrace]

your hibernation won’t save you from my 30-06 and turning you into a tasty steak

[thick coyote]

No it's just a fanatic
One of them ever burned a whole hab block because he thought it was the right thing to do

[tulip kettle]

Nosh

[placid wolf]

You can’t resist my feminine charm. You wouldn’t

[languid vapor]

Ah gotcha, so there is still chance to get an actual Adepta Sororitas, perfect for burning things with fire

[pseudo terrace]

[short oar]

ZEALOT HAS A FLAMER

[thick coyote]

A sororitas class could also bring more ranged buffs than zealot
Because zealot is 99% melee
1% throwing knives

[placid wolf]

I’m too pretty to kill 💅

[thick coyote]

But not a heavy one

[dull peak]

Brock do like plate-face and Hivescum banter, but Brock need to stay in between them so they shoot zombie and not each other.

[pseudo timber]

Murder

[pseudo terrace]

99.999999% melee

[languid vapor]

But has also a gun that shoot fire? 🤔

[short oar]

dw its coming

i just know it is, emperor told me

[pseudo terrace]

[languid vapor]

What's the next class then? A fallen inquisitor?

[void mason]

Saying Battle Sisters are just female Zealots is kinda like saying Ogryns are just male Veterans. Both thematically and mechanically.

[thick coyote]

Iirc Oggys call them Scrapper

[ocean widget]

check zealot chat

[pseudo terrace]

mourning star janitor

[short oar]

brain damage

[balmy basalt]

Is it just me or are queue today terrible? Like I've never had this many damnation fails in a row.

[languid vapor]

tell me more

[arctic escarp]

on a match

[ocean widget]

tbf a retired ogryn is a male veteran

[void mason]

Gesundheit.

[lyric badger]

Good morning my friends

[dull peak]

Brock don't know. It might be admech, but it could also be other one we don't know.

[pseudo terrace]

he utilizes AOE attacks by mopping floors and here’s the kick.. he doesn’t user a wet floor sign..

[thick coyote]

Fuck, that's too op

[rich bay]

dual stubpistols has some fun animations

[pseudo terrace]

[lyric badger]

@placid wolf congrats on the new art!

[short oar]

if it isnt admech after the hive scum vs admech debate that caused so much troble then i bow to fatshark's massive balls

[languid vapor]

Adeptus Mechanicus would be an interesting choice. I bet he would be the engineer class essentially

[placid wolf]

Thanksss. I haven’t decided if I’m keeping it or not yet

[languid vapor]

"Building a sentry here"

[pseudo terrace]

idek, all i know is that redditors and chronically online folks were pissed that HS was the new class, but personally i thought it was badass

[lyric badger]

I'm debating which VC to join, I know a few lads here and there...

[dull peak]

Scrappers do very cool tricks with guns. Brock wish he could do that with is gun but it too heavy.

[placid wolf]

I would really like a mechanicus summoner

[lyric badger]

Redditors will never be happy about anything, like crabs in a bucket

[pseudo terrace]

this is why we boil and eat the crabs

[placid wolf]

I don’t really care about Hive Scum. So I didn’t buy it… simple as

[amber delta]

all social media platforms are trash, except the one I use

[dull peak]

Hmmm. Maybe they have gun turret, yes? It good for horde when you need to stand ground.

[pseudo terrace]

maybe i’ll let you live

[placid wolf]

See? Wouldn’t hurt a hair on my head

[lyric badger]

I want hive scum, if nothing else but to see what dumb build I can come up with

[languid vapor]

Do you think he would summon servitors or other machine entities like dispencer?

[lost linden]

Hive scum is honestly mid. Doesnt really have good 40k vibes but idgaf if its fun then its fun

[elfin timber]

When does the cosmetic shop rotate?

[lyric badger]

It just did

[languid vapor]

I mean Hive scum is what you would see in a tipical Hive world cartel

[placid wolf]

That would be really cool. I always imagined the three skill trees dictate what your summons are

Servo skulls, servitors, or go without a summon and become a battle priest

[elfin timber]

I’m hoping goodies are there

[thick coyote]

Every 2 weeks
Unless special occasions

[lyric badger]

Krieg, and scum outfits rn

[languid vapor]

Imagine he install machine guns on his body and walk like a mini tank

[lost linden]

Hive scum is like the misfit among misfits which is funny

[placid wolf]

Arms that come out of your back and function like the Guard Dogs in Helldivers?

[dull peak]

Could maybe summon one? Two pos-e-bly be not option for mourningstar.

[void mason]

Mechadendrite as the unique to admech mechanic would be cool.

[languid vapor]

Possible, plus his turrets would shoot behind his back various targets, so he got covered "almost" while he is followed/chased by hordes of enemies

[rich bay]

Vet: "You lot shouldn't be here!"
Scum: "Where do you suggest?"
Vet: "A penal legion or some such."
Scum: "What do you think this is?!" 🤣

[pseudo terrace]

did HD2 die yet

[thick coyote]

Nope, it just got revived

[dull peak]

They very funny. They like shouty, but less angry and more more fun.

[daring surge]

yes very much so Ogryn, i really like grinding up against men, big strong blue collar type hardworking men kind of men

[pseudo terrace]

a sad day

[lost linden]

My collars blue but my neck is red

[thick coyote]

It went from 150gb to 25gb
Actually huge change

[daring surge]

wish i was more like you you're killing it at life

[short oar]

HOW THE FUCK DOES A GAME GO FROM 153 GB TO 22

[tired inlet]

into bread, with their bones

[upper citrus]

Ok 😀👍

[short oar]

what kinda space magic was used

[ocean widget]

motherfucker discarding it like a new run of a looter shooter

[tired inlet]

bone magic

[upper citrus]

Now what does this mean, explain like im an ogryn

[placid wolf]

Been working like a dog just to keep my family feeeed 😩

[rich bay]

machine spirit appeasement

[thick coyote]

They duplicated every assest for HDD purpose

[ocean widget]

nah
went from 154gb to 23gb tho

[tired inlet]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fee-fi-fo-fum

[thick coyote]

Then they went and removed

[lost linden]

https://tenor.com/view/you-know-ball-magic-you-know-ball-ykb-magic-ykb-gif-25740660

[thick coyote]

Which made it go from 150 to 25

[tired inlet]

they added a chainsword just yesterday

[placid wolf]

X3

[upper citrus]

Im afraid this did not help

[fast gorge]

Im itching for a stimming.

[thick coyote]

The thing is you gotta opt in using the beta option on Steam

[ocean widget]

ok so we wait for it to not get implemented
good to know

[short oar]

for now, it will become the standard version, but this is for the people who are skeptical

thats what i read anyway

[little shadow]

whats with all the damn errors 2002s and 14s tf

[ocean widget]

[prime monolith]

the Zaelot did not concern himself with having 2hp and almost died

[white quail]

Did the Hive Scum get a shotgun?

[ocean widget]

one specific to them?

[thick coyote]

I'm still going to call it Bloatdivers 2, but at least you have an option now

[eager kernel]

Not a shotgun for them specifically, but they have access to double barrel and combat shotguns

[daring surge]

but i cant be enough man with other men like you around

[white quail]

Oh ok, thank you guys.

[daring surge]

you right you right Cors

[languid vapor]

But i wonder, what if we got a ratling and he is focused on stealing stuff from the enemies?

[fast gorge]

sadly that'd involve re-balancing and the balancing of future maps to adjust for the ratlings lack of height

[ocean widget]

we wont
FS said no

[fast gorge]

which, yeah, FS does not want to do again

[languid vapor]

why not? What happened?

[ocean widget]

would you like to balance every map around 3 separate heights?

[placid wolf]

The difference between a min height and max height character is already very substantial

[languid vapor]

so we don't get small size classes, ogrim is the only exclusion

[ocean widget]

not enough to where a humans as tall as bardin though

like bloody fuck i know FS spends more time wankin than workin on some shite but even i wouldnt bloody force em to make maps like that

[graceful fern]

Frfr bro

[prime monolith]

Hello

[pseudo timber]

Need someone to hit me with a rock

[pseudo timber]

This,,,this will do

[fast gorge]

KILL!!!!!

[trim lotus]

its been 1 day without new class

are fs even doing something

[fast gorge]

WHERE IS CAPTAIN TITUS CLASS!!!!

[fast gorge]

fuck rome 2!!!!

[rigid peak]

It’s Attila you cretin

[ocean widget]

no his names aquila

[fast gorge]

i barely played attila

[rigid peak]

Attila is the better game

10/10 Roman domestic abuse experience simulator

[languid vapor]

In any case, if we ever got a Fallen Noble Spire would he be focused on buffing himself and even get the best deals in term of loot spawn?

[rigid peak]

It’s got romans, it’s got Germans, it’s got Germans moving into Roman lands because Attila burnt their last house down

[fast gorge]

i legit only played TW:WH3 and shogun 2 this year...

[rigid peak]

[fast gorge]

ashigaru my beloved

[rigid peak]

West Rome remains the hardest campaign in the whole series

[balmy quarry]

So I have the hive scum upgrade but the cosmetics are locked, hjalp

[fast gorge]

but otomo are my personal favourite clan to play because i like the machlocks, probably followed by the date

[low blade]

Shoutout to the genestealer symbol on the heretic intel in the new mission

[rigid peak]

Ah yes the power of God and anime. And also this gun you bought.

[fast gorge]

The power of god and barbarian investment.

[rigid peak]

Otomo crusade

[fast gorge]

Otomo.....Atoma....its all making sense.

[thick coyote]

It would be really funny if he was a coward and focused on running away from fights

[dusty crypt]

hey pilgrims

did any mods in particular break with the update

[languid vapor]

Uhm... for another class suggestion, i bet some people ask for Officio Assassinorum and in particular a fallen Callidus Temple

[languid vapor]

Ah yes in pure Commissar Ciaphas Cain style

[fast gorge]

Can't stop here. this is blood spider country.

[ocean widget]

all of them

[rigid peak]

Blood spiders? Kenshi reference

[thick coyote]

A good amount
Mod loader also broke

[dusty crypt]

ah. welp that's the lynchpin, that does mean functionally all of them. thank

[fast gorge]

I've been playing it non-stop during the wait for HS.

[rigid peak]

Did you slap the stone rat?

[languid vapor]

Yeah would make sense, nobles always don't fight often, usually are cry babies who are often fat or utterly incestuous

[fast gorge]

Not yet, but I also intend to ally with the shek...for now.

[languid vapor]

But if in our case we got a fallen Noble and Rouge trader the situation could be more tactical

[low blade]

I mean jokes aside, there's a 99% chance the next class is something Admech in 6 months

[rigid peak]

shek follows you across the map
”flatskins talk too much”
leaves

[languid vapor]

Uhm... How could be adapted the Noble/Rouge trader as class then?

[fast gorge]

yeahhh but i got two skeleton martial artists as my "avatar/main-dude"'s larp bodyguards

[trim gate]

GUYS CAN I TRANSFER MY SAVE FROM GAMEPASS VERSION TO STEAM?

[storm ember]

Yeah..... thems my handlebar wifes

[thick coyote]

In Rogue Trader, the noble play style was to assign someone as your servant so he'd get bonuses depending on who you shot or would give you temporary health if he was close
So maybe choosing one player to receive buffs would be ok

[rigid peak]

When I get out the hospital I’ll do a UC and HN run, maybe a hive rebirth escapee for the rebel farmers

[fast gorge]

LISTEN AND LEARN, A SHEK WOMAN IS TALKING.

[storm ember]

Brother that's us IRL

We're the Nobles/Rogue Traders, we're just telling our little shits what to do

[woven yoke]

Fuckshart with their stupid backend error LET ME PLAY THE DAMN GAME

[thick coyote]

I played the noble like once in RT, didn't build much into it so I have no idea about its full potential
Maybe an 8th playthrough will be necessary

[gilded depot]

Has anyone gotten this mod to work recently? I'd like to have it enabled for some weapons.

https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/87?tab=description

[woven yoke]

all this time yet servers are horrible smfh fatshark

[languid vapor]

So, he might summon servitors as his personal bodyguards

[fast gorge]

IM SCUMMING ALL OVER THE ENEMY!!

[storm ember]

I always allign myself with shek because Mommy Esata wants me to unite the kingdoms under her banner and, damnit, she makes a good point

[low blade]

They're adding Kibellah as a class. Not a Death Cult Assassin, just Kibellah the person. Only 1 person gets to play her at a a time

[storm ember]

I run it, it works

[fast gorge]

I listen to her because she could fold me in half.

[woven yoke]

am I the only one suffering form backend errors with darktide servers

[fast gorge]

mine are fine

[woven yoke]

no way it's an issue with my data because everything else is operating just fine

[storm ember]

I met her at a point in the game where I could reasonably stunlock her into submission, I just bend a knee on gp

[languid vapor]

Sure but let's have some variety, would be hilarious to see a fallen noble fighting for taking back his own hiveworld. After all someone need to rebuild from the ashes.

[storm ember]

But then the Arbitrators would beat us to death for the whole not paying taxes thing

Not to mention the political shitshow it would mean for Brahms and Grendyl

Remember, they're still trying to play nice with the nobility, I don't think bringing in their political opponents or upstarts would be a good idea

[languid vapor]

I bet we could find some excuses and deals as "honorable service" for the Impierium for protecting the planet from chaos

[trim lotus]

idk i was playing as noble with tortured past (a lot of debuffs for any physical stats), but picked assassin, died a lot at the start but then i didnt even bother to buff Abelard because most of the fights were ending before they even started: me and Kibellah could wipe almost anything with unlimited jumps and blade dances

[languid vapor]

Also the noble would claim "no i wasn't involved with the whole chaos cult, my family members did that while they try to backstab me several times"

[thick coyote]

Could also be a dedicated support that actually encouragea people to be on his coherency, you know, to protect him

[languid vapor]

imagine he somehow turn chaos cultist in occasional temporary support

[dry merlin]

numeric ui error error error

[storm ember]

Imagine being a noble trying to work with the Inquisition over what you assume is a minor inconvenience at best. You don't have your nose to the ground because the underhive is where the poor people live and you're not poor. You contact Grendyl to see the performance of their strike teams.

The nephew you disowned is outperforming you and saving lives.

You're going to be pissed as FUCK.

[trim lotus]

ive accidentally made hivescum build that 100% crashes every game

[storm ember]

Hab Dreyko wouldn't happen if one of the rejects is a fallen noble

[storm ember]

type shit

[trim lotus]

can play with my other 2 builds and never crash, but with this one its a 100% crash for everyone in the game, not only me

[languid vapor]

Oh yes, will be a fantastic shitshow and legal trial 🍿

Fallen Noble MUST BE one of the next classes

[gilded depot]

Ahh, I needed to update the framework. The one I had was crashing darktide. Thanks!

[languid vapor]

Somehow i can see a fallen noble class similar to Kal Jericho from Hired Gun Necromunda

[storm ember]

Also mentioning that Atoma is a vital war asset to the galaxy as a whole and losing the support of the nobles (and the subsequent ruination by Admonition) means the Imperium loses out on moebian steel

[languid vapor]

Yeah i can see a necessary collaboration with the nobility

[icy wedge]

are 410 +3 stam curios really +3 stam?

[arctic escarp]

yes

[little marten]

There’s a voice line on the trench map where hadron states “Grendyl has forbidden the use of skitarii”

[languid vapor]

very well, the game installation has complete, time to play! 😎

[gilded depot]

I updated the mod framework, but game crashes with this error code?

Log File:
Info Type:

[Script Error]: scripts/utilities/ui/text.lua:212: attempt to index local 'optional_size' (a number value)

[Crash Link]:

I don't see a mod thread. So. Any help here would be appreciated.

[rose spire]

Finally did the 3 in 5s penance with randoms 😭😭😭

[woven yoke]

do fatshark servers suck this much every time after an update? constant backend errors highkey ruining my mood and my free time

[little marten]

only if you're not a Darktide+ premium subscriber

[woven yoke]

I'm not giving them my money again if they keep treating me like this

SEA darktide servers suck dickbutt with this constant backend errors

[little marten]

SEA servers have always sucked i think lol

[woven yoke]

yup

absolute dogshit and fatshark is not doing anything smh

[junior shore]

I've yet to hear FOR THE EMPEROR from a Scum cheer

[little marten]

i just rolled a weaponm with 1 in damage

[woven yoke]

I'll get right to it if fuckshart would fix their dogshit servers

[junior shore]

I have attempt to log in the game usually multiple times as I get an error until the 5th time usually

At least its not the Arbites update where the game would crash if you scrolled in the hair section

[tulip kettle]

Bobert Bobertson The Turd

[woven yoke]

so tired of these backend errors they should suck my backend instead smfh

[junior shore]

But yeah, has anyone heard a Scum say FOR THE EMPEROR?

[marsh iris]

server constipating

[junior shore]

I only hear
FOR FREEDOM
FOR THE CONCLAVE
FOR ATOMA

[tulip kettle]

Man fuck the emperor he's overrated

[lusty estuary]

the conclave is basically the same as the emperor if you think about it

the ragged king is like a better cooler version of the emperor #wetitupraggedking

[junior shore]

INQUISTOR! RIGHT HERE!

[tulip kettle]

Man fuck you Nurgle is my boy

[junior shore]

I would get it if the Anarchist didn't say it but the Outlaw did

[pseudo timber]

Splurg for nurg

[tulip kettle]

Yes

[junior shore]

He does have the best demon prince, Joe the Slacker

[arctic escarp]

for freedom 🗣️

[marsh iris]

braveheart moment

now we need kilt for scum

[pseudo timber]

I like how even the ragtag bunch of drugged up criminal scum also like to say for atoma...real sense of unity

[tulip kettle]

I am Trapper the Slapper

[lusty estuary]

can we have tamurkhan in 40k and can i be him

[junior shore]

I mean, if Atoma goes down, all of them do

Can't make money if everyone is dead or a cultist who's only currency is poop and farts

[surreal onyx]

The Emperor Protects

[junior shore]

It's like that Joker and Red Skull crossover where Joker betrays Red Skull
"I may be an insane criminal but I'm an AMERICAN insane criminal!"

[lusty estuary]

atoma is their home and i think that's like a quarter of the reason they're fighting with the rest of their motivations probably being territorial because if the cult strongarmed the water cartel out of their territory i'm sure they did the same for the other gangs but i'd like to believe the water cartel (the best one) has the best interests of everyone in mind.

[tulip kettle]

The emperor erected my will to live

[ocean widget]

"best interests at mind"
nestle

[junior shore]

Water Cartel
Best one
Do they have a train?

[tulip kettle]

The Emperor sucks bro. Praise Grandfather Nurgle

[lusty estuary]

the trains in atoma are fake anyways and they're used to bomb people. can't do that with water.

the water cartel literally gives people water do you do that? NO!

[shadow scarab]

disagree. You ever had waterbombs as a kid? Thats what I thought

[thick coyote]

Water Cartel doesn't have a train because the trains are the chasm railers territory, smh

[low wharf]

Water cartel = hydrogen bomb?

[junior shore]

You fail to see the strength of the arguement
It's a train. I don't have to explain it. TRAIN

[lusty estuary]

i have a katana ready to be stabbed into my gut if you keep testing me.

[shadow scarab]

super soaker

[tulip kettle]

Seppuku

[ocean widget]

you cant bomb people with water?
RAF in the 1940s says otherwise

[placid wolf]

They both suck lets worship Aphrodite

[pseudo timber]

testing testing 1,2,3

[junior shore]

Also Zola left the Water Guild, so we have an dispatcher who thinks they are crap
Meanwhile technically we haven't heard anything bad about the rest

[lusty estuary]

when i die my spirit will immediately rocket towards you and with my overwhelming psychic power i will possess your body

[tulip kettle]

Nah. I AM APHRODITE

[placid wolf]

Girliepop I’m literally built like her tho

[lusty estuary]

who is aphrodite?

[ocean widget]

greek goddess of smth or other

[shadow scarab]

I think The Show is the most based because they have cool pants and probably allow piracy

[placid wolf]

Greek Goddess

[lusty estuary]

greek?

[junior shore]

You mean the proto-Romans?

[placid wolf]

I hated nerf guns and water guns as a kid

[ocean widget]

yes
like the sauce

[shadow scarab]

she who thirsts, slaneesh

[lusty estuary]

what is that

[tulip kettle]

Imma change my account :p

[shadow scarab]

you would have hated me. Fav toy of all time

[lusty estuary]

wait i've heard of that stuff before that's from god of war right?

[placid wolf]

Aphrodite is moreso the goddess of fertility than lust

[shadow scarab]

yes they made the greek faction I think

[placid wolf]

I grew up with a brother 😤

[junior shore]

Yeah the Greeks only came to be after God of War
Same with the Witcher being why Poland exists

[placid wolf]

NO??

God Of War is based on real world mythology

[ocean widget]

https://godofwar.fandom.com/wiki/Aphrodite

[shadow scarab]

Same. You just need to have more water 😎

[lusty estuary]

..mythology? i've never heard of that before is that like a movie or something

[junior shore]

Actually the real world is based on God of War

[shadow scarab]

thats the age of empires game

[placid wolf]

Bohemia never existed it was just Warhorse Studio’s creative writing project

[ocean widget]

nothing is real
life is based off god of war and PVZGW

[pseudo timber]

I think that's where you make drinks

[placid wolf]

This is a bastardization of Aphrodite I hate what they did to her in GOW

[shadow scarab]

you cannot deceive me, heretic

[lusty estuary]

oh yeah my uncle used to do that before something happened

[ocean widget]

shes a lot less grey in god of war

[tulip kettle]

Hawking on my tuah

[lusty estuary]

oh hello shovel fucker

[junior shore]

New York is fake because if superheroes aren't real, then how would it exist if crimes happen every second?

[blazing hawk]

Spotify wrapped dropped

IMPERIAL ADVANCE IS MY MOST LISTENED WOOO

Imperial advance, tv time, big shot, armed and dangerous and the darktide main theme

[junior shore]

To be fair, I think in GOW (3 especially)
The Gods are warped by Pandora's box and so become much worse versions of themselves
So Aphro in that is not normal Aphro

[placid wolf]

They modeled Aphrodite in GoW to conform to modern beauty conventions

Aphrodite was always depicted as a woman with large breasts and a full figure with wide hips and a plump belly

[shadow scarab]

damn the greeks were woke

[ocean widget]

ah
RIP
never played GOW tbf

[placid wolf]

They had good tastes

[shadow scarab]

Agreed

[lusty estuary]

well it does kind of fluctuate but yeah generally statues of aphrodite had her with a plump stomach at least

i think the size of her boobs are what tend to change through the ages

[pseudo timber]

Tummy...

[wispy wadi]

I love how many people on scum shoot the shit 1m infront of me which i wanna get toughness or dodge triggers on. heresy gaming is something

[shadow scarab]

maybe in GOW they only gave the male bodytype to aphrodite like the krieg costume or the one penance

[junior shore]

Being fat back in the day meant you had a good amount of food, which was great back in the days where food wasn't in excess for the average person

[fast gorge]

gay bohemians in my castle

[junior shore]

So having fat meant being well fed which was a sign of status

[placid wolf]

Imo making her look like [generic celebrity body] is a bastardization of what Aphrodite is and what she represented

Men when they don’t understand women’s bodies so they think the only sign of fertility is HEHE BIG BOOBY

[lusty estuary]

i need to watch the kcd2 gay sex scene again thank you for reminding me

[junior shore]

She's a false goddess anyway, there's only the Emperor with his glorious hair and abs

[wraith phoenix]

Tummy ….. 🤤

[shadow scarab]

being gay is so redpilled

[placid wolf]

I actually jumped out of my chair all giddy when they fucked it was such a good romance arc

[fast gorge]

you're welcome

[placid wolf]

Hi

[blissful kiln]

nooo, they changed a fictional character's appearance (made them hot)

isn't that what some people laugh at chuds for xdd

[lusty estuary]

i didn't expect it to be such a well shot scene it's like a movie

[wraith phoenix]

[junior shore]

That reminds me
Scum is the first class to actually have distinct torsos for the sexes

[lusty estuary]

the follow up bit with samuel was also funny

[placid wolf]

You’re misrepresenting why I consider this a problem

[ocean widget]

you guys should've stayed loyal to theresa
cant believe you lot

[blissful kiln]

do they really?

[junior shore]

Yet the paid cosmetics aren't like that, which is a shame

[placid wolf]

I never romanced her in the 1st game

[shadow scarab]

becausethey are naked all the time

[lusty estuary]

i think kcd2 handles the concept of medieval gay romance really well

[ocean widget]

yeah
no shirt

[junior shore]

Since they are shirtless, yeah

[wraith phoenix]

Oops, next thing you know rejects will have ||bare feet||

[ocean widget]

banned for not sticking to KCD2 canon

[junior shore]

So women look more like women rather than a women's head on a guy's body

[blissful kiln]

OK, but you could make your guys shirtless before! with a bug, no?

[fast gorge]

theresa is just my girl best friend. hans is my beloved.

[junior shore]

Yeah but they patched the bug out because Games Workshop is a spitful god

[lusty estuary]

i really like the payoff for the pit fighting questline being getting to talk to like the strongest fist fighter in bohemia and getting to hear his story of being a gay man driven out of town

[placid wolf]

Agreed. It was a great love story with the sexuality being irrelevant to that. Their handling of homosexual love in that time period is really good

[shadow scarab]

Most clothings are just big armor though where everyone looks pretty much the same

[drowsy lynx]

checks general chat

Usual horny talk
Well at least it's not politics

[lusty estuary]

where is the horny talk?

[junior shore]

Most, but some should be a bit different

[elfin timber]

[placid wolf]

Im not being horny

[lusty estuary]

i'm spin kicking you hold on just stand still

[fast gorge]

"I like this gay romance."

[blissful kiln]

Zola bikini Dlc when

[junior shore]

I THINK THE EMPEROR IS CORRECT AND THE IMPERIUM IS GREAT! I AM LOYAL O' INQUISTOR

[drowsy lynx]

Self reporting eh

[shadow scarab]

I think if the imperium abolished classes and established worker's councils and give xenos the same rights, they would be very powerful

[junior shore]

There's only one correct political opinion
The Emperor is COOL and we should all DIE having nothing for him

[blissful kiln]

that's kinda gay

[placid wolf]

I ordered that DLC irl 💕

[lusty estuary]

i've been saying this is what guilliman should be doing rn but GW refuses to let that man fucking snap

[blissful kiln]

💀

[obtuse oak]

greek statues did not tend towards large breasts, really

[shadow scarab]

Vladimir Iljitsch Gulliman

[placid wolf]

In later period depictions her chest was a little heavier but you’re right. That was an oversight I fact checked myself

[obtuse oak]

but more full-bodied than the heroin chic aesthetic of the 20th century for sure

[junior shore]

Ok but genuinely how would you abolish classes throughout the entire Imperium
Xenos getting rights is relatively easy

The classes suck but I don't see how anyone could make it an egalitarian society especially with the size

[ocean widget]

nah the emperor has something i want and as a brit theres only one reasonable thing to do
kill him and take his land and things

[junior shore]

Same with men and their endowments

[placid wolf]

Do you at least get why her depiction in GoW upsets me so much??!

[blissful kiln]

Greek statues women honestly look perfect

[obtuse oak]

yeah they thought that big dicks were barbaric. funny stuff

[surreal onyx]

You sound awfully French to me, mate. 😂

[junior shore]

I agree with you that it's lame and I never found her as an accurate depiction

[ocean widget]

call me french again and i will stab you

[surreal onyx]

That’s more British!

[wraith phoenix]

Bruh she not real

[lusty estuary]

he literally should just be the 40k mao

[shadow scarab]

I was mostly joking because the guy sad "at least no politics"

I think an Imperium this size would collapse under thousands of different rebellions and those rebellions would prob. fight each other aswell.

[blissful kiln]

the Greek were growers, not showers obviously

[placid wolf]

Dick size is less of an issue than our modern society thinks it is

Most girls are handling 3 inches tops

[shadow scarab]

or get owned by the based orkboyz

[marsh iris]

crashed right at the end of the train mission, truly scum life

[surreal onyx]

[fast gorge]

bri*ish

[junior shore]

I mean sure, but there's still aspects of the character you can keep with the ancient depictions
For instance, making Zeus not a cheater would be weird. I do agree that we can depict them differently but its fine if the nerds complain like usual

[placid wolf]

My reasons of complaining aren’t just “nerd rage”

[junior shore]

I'm speaking casually

[placid wolf]

Im not!! Im very passionate about this

[tulip kettle]

I HATE GUNS. GO BACK TO USING SHOVEL

[blazing hawk]

Shovel sucks balls

[junior shore]

And that's cool. What do you think of the depictions of the gods in Hades?

[lusty estuary]

hey instead of shovel fucker could you be club fucker instead

[shadow scarab]

we ain't flippin' burgers here, pal

[blazing hawk]

Also what the fuck is your pfp I can't see it through the nitro bs

[lusty estuary]

i like clubs more

[surreal onyx]

The Disney Hades is the only Hades I’ll accept.

[tulip kettle]

Krieg

[blazing hawk]

Wait a sec

[placid wolf]

Never played it

[junior shore]

The Inquisition is serious business. Nothing funny ever happens here.

[lusty estuary]

oh that's a krieger

[upper citrus]

The hades from hades game is also solid

[wraith phoenix]

Skill issue

[obtuse oak]

pretty sure avg penis size is bigger than that. but sure, the infamous 8 incher that every 'alpha male' claims to have is impractical

[lusty estuary]

i don't know why i thought it was a steel legion goon

[surreal onyx]

Never played. I’ll take your word for it, though.

[little marten]

yeah but i actually do

[shadow scarab]

same

[blazing hawk]

BITCH THATS NO KRIEGER THATS A STEEL LEGION I SEE THAT FUCKIN KHAKI UNIFORM AND BROWN GAS MASK

[upper citrus]

Tf we talking about, yall got hank here talking bout penis size, what'd I miss

[tulip kettle]

Nah man

[lusty estuary]

my todger is mucb bigger than 8 inches however it isn't in length it's in width and they call it the dinnerplate

[junior shore]

I don't know much about that stupid system but aren't alpha males second tier to the sigmas or something?
It's all from a bad wolf study that the guy made discredited later

[placid wolf]

I agree on both aspects. All I was saying is that having an absolute hammer is impractical and unnecessary

[surreal onyx]

Pretty sure The Show should be called The Zoo.

[ocean widget]

attach a motor to it and you can call it the grindstone

[tulip kettle]

Erm don't make me tell Aquila

[blazing hawk]

Oh cool its a grenadier now (they use trench clubs)

[little marten]

most gods are bastardizations of themselves anyway so i think folks can depict them however they like..

[obtuse oak]

very severe, austere character. big bushy beard and long dark hair. morose, ill-tempered. a haughty ruler and fastidious administrator.

[upper citrus]

Im doing this cause I have to type vibe

[tulip kettle]

Ik what they use :p

[junior shore]

I think a thunder hammer is necessary to bash some heretics in

[surreal onyx]

Sounds about right for the mythology.

[shadow scarab]

nah, the sigmas are a sidegrade.

Alphas are the leaders

but sigmas are anti establishment. Lone wolves.

[blazing hawk]

Why is broshake talking about dih infront of minors

[junior shore]

How the hell does that work

[obtuse oak]

yea they did a decent job, most of the gods are somewhat mythology-accurate but with their own little spin on it

[little marten]

alpha leads the pack

[surreal onyx]

Very cool

[tulip kettle]

Fr. Aquila told us no

[blazing hawk]

And is the weakest, can't even penetrate paper

[junior shore]

I really like Hades 1 art
I think Hades 2 art is a bit of a downgrade with less interesting poses

[little marten]

sigma doesnt need the pack

[blazing hawk]

Omega

[placid wolf]

We’re taking about the absurdity of beauty & body standards “broshake”

[lusty estuary]

it's just so funny how it's not even like the study was discredited by other people long after it was made, no, it was discredited by the guy who did it and not long after his initial paper! AND THIS IS THE BASIS OF AN ENTIRE ABSURDIST SYSTEM OF MASCULINE IDENTITY!

[blazing hawk]

Why is Frochacho defending dihtalk

[little marten]

why does everyone complain about chaos in hades 2? i never look at the gods just the boons

[shadow scarab]

omega is smoll squig

[junior shore]

We are talking about the ancient Greek standards of beauty in comparison to the modern one, as we talked about Aphrodite in God of War 3

[ocean widget]

cus chaos got big ass wings

[little marten]

young boys

[obtuse oak]

I don't think the wolf study even included 'sigma' as a wolf type, that was something that grifters making horoscopes for men invented later

[blazing hawk]

There are 2 Greeks inside you, all 3 are gay

[obtuse oak]

RAREST MALE TYPE???

waow

[little marten]

is chicken gyros gay??!?!

[junior shore]

It's only a Western thing since I've only seen it on the internet
Men here never talk about it. Then again I wouldn't know I guess

[shadow scarab]

Almost true but I am a sigma so you are wrong

[round mica]

For what reason brotato chip

[blazing hawk]

Unfortunately

[junior shore]

It's like Pokemon

[low blade]

Which is true

[blazing hawk]

Everything think they shiny but they just oiled up

[low hemlock]

On this corner, Let us welcome this Well Known Contender into the Arena……

🎙️B A D D R A G O N S🐉

[ocean widget]

i just thought of shiny sigma and took psychic damage from it

[lusty estuary]

it's probably from the omegaverse or some shit and nobody ever realized

[little marten]

thinly veiled history discourse to inject nsfw, i see through your tricks freaktiders

[junior shore]

What the hell is the Omegaverse

[ocean widget]

sigmas not from the omegaverse

[blazing hawk]

Mpreg

[lusty estuary]

the omegaverse is much more than just mpreg.

[junior shore]

Those are just letters

[manic wyvern]

Freaktide

[quick haven]

n00b question but what counts as a stun for the player?

[blazing hawk]

Male gregnant

[lusty estuary]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omegaverse

[junior shore]

Like Cosmo in the Fairly Odd Parents?

[blazing hawk]

Bowser fart gif

[low blade]

Fanfiction trope where society is divided by Alphas, Betas, Omegas. It usually ends in Alphas dominating and impregnating Omegas

[placid wolf]

Have me a bad dragon 😵‍💫

[manic wyvern]

Mpreg lore?

[ocean widget]

fuckin bard

[junior shore]

Where does Sigmas fit into this?

[quick haven]

What in the Slaanesh

[blazing hawk]

Cuck chair

[low blade]

Gooncaves alone

[ocean widget]

it doesnt
somataaw said sigmas were in the omegaverse when the most basic of basic research shows otherwise

[sleek harness]

Sigmar = Sigma

[lusty estuary]

i didn't say they were i said they might be

[manic wyvern]

Sigmarite Males

[junior shore]

Is there an actual canon?

[shadow scarab]

This chat pov: You landed on Janus in warhammer rogue trader

[obtuse oak]

ok talking about penis size statistics is one thing, this is another. let's move on lol

[ocean widget]

no lol its fanfic there is no canon

[lusty estuary]

putting fucking words in my mouth FOR NO REASON!

[low blade]

Sitting in the cuck chair in the Gendo Pose

[manic wyvern]

Bless this ravaged body

[junior shore]

Let's talk about Darktide

How does everyone feel about the new Scum class?

[lusty estuary]

hive scum is fun

[little marten]

Fat kids got small dongs it’s a scientific fact

[low blade]

Dude I love to scum

[junior shore]

I know, I know, offtopic for the server but Darktide, a game you might not know got updated

[ocean widget]

oh yeah big boi check ur DMs and answer the question

[blazing hawk]

Hive scum more like POO PEE

[ocean widget]

wtf is darktide bruh

[manic wyvern]

I think scum is the most fun class in the game Granted some of it is how new it is

[shadow scarab]

I scum at least 3 times a day

[low hemlock]

[junior shore]

It's one of the best PvE games on the market but no one knows about it. I think it only has 21 fans. Or 22. Depends on who you ask. Maybe 19

[low blade]

I am sick of levelling weapons but I hit level 30 finally so I can somewhat relax

[ocean widget]

if thats a yes can you DM the link
twitters media tab has gone to shit

[soft kernel]

Ill buy hive scum if theres a mod to remove all of the models and replace them with crash test dummies or anything else

[round mica]

Ye, the biggest problem right now is not enough people iz fightin face to face. If youz got a problem with a git you should chin him right when ya see him

[manic wyvern]

Yeah the day one level 30 was critical to enjoy it from now on, playing a class without a full build is wack

Crowbar is chefs kiss with can opener and crit chance after push

[junior shore]

I think Scum is fun when you aren't stuck in a full squad of them, because then no one has any range usually to deal with gunners

[low blade]

Thats why you desperado and get stuck in

[manic wyvern]

Yeah I agree, its cringe with 4 of them. When ganger gets gold toughness though it’s glorious

[little marten]

I wonder if future tinder profiles will specify approximate weight at age 12

[junior shore]

I'm currently trying the chem path

[manic wyvern]

I ran 2 builds to 30, rampage, adrenaline chem grenade with double barrel crowbar and desperado blinder vultures mark with braced autogun crowbar

[little marten]

You can just tag a gunner with the needle pistol and empty a room that way, or desperado can walk into a gunner room like Jesus, even rampage scummer if you have my slide talents can deal with them

[blissful kiln]

miscusi?

[little marten]

Elaborate? I refuse.

[blissful kiln]

💀

[little marten]

😼

[junior shore]

I like to imagine Jesus in Darktide with the dual pistols

[little marten]

Absolutely desperado is literally John Wick

[obtuse oak]

fun stuff

[blissful kiln]

he died for our sins...
but he SCAME back

[placid wolf]

@obtuse oak have you ever played Kingdom Come Deliverance?

[lime beacon]

Infinite ammo is pretty crazy

[tulip kettle]

SHOVEL

[little marten]

weirdly i think desperado dual stubs is perfectly balanced and perfectly captures the vibe

[junior shore]

Hear me out

Two shovels

[lime beacon]

If you kill like ten poxwalkers it lasts for like a full minute

[obtuse oak]

yeah about 20h of it last year. need to finish that playthrough sometime

[ocean widget]

wrong
not enough revolvers

[lime beacon]

Eventually you can actually outdps carapace armor with some measure of success (with rending nodes)

[little marten]

i wouldve preferred a fat 1h hand cannon true

[ocean widget]

im blowing up FS for not letting us dual wield revolvers

[obtuse oak]

im getting signs that it outdamages inferno psyker so that might be a bit much

[placid wolf]

You should!!! It’s phenomenal. What did you think of it?

And than pick up the 2nd game

[obtuse oak]

I thought it was very good and eurojank in the best possible ways

[little marten]

oh.. in that case rip lucky im training myself in the art of shivs

[placid wolf]

The first game is SO jank but you must suffer through the first to play the second

[arctic escarp]

I have grinded Hive Scum for a grand total of approx 20 hours. Ive truly become the Scum

[obtuse oak]

heh i'm definitely gonna put more hours into rampage shivs

feels more sensible/balanced

[manic wyvern]

Rampage crowbar fucks hard

[junior shore]

I wish we had a melee ranged combo with Scum (I guess throwing knives count)

Like a machete with a revolver

[little marten]

thats my main build atm, definitely a lot of work but using flashbangs like pocket sand once u get chem stacks on them definitely sends blood rushing to places

[formal wharf]

jesper kyd is my number 1 artist and number 1 most played song

[placid wolf]

This

My number 1 artist id Lady Gaga 💅

[little marten]

what does viscosity mean lol

[drowsy lynx]

Worth playing 1 before 2?

[ocean widget]

my number 1 artist is whoever does the postal brain damaged tracks
i dont use spotify

[drowsy lynx]

Ope i see you already said to play 1 first

[placid wolf]

Absolutely. The 2nd game is a substantial improvement in every way but it’s important to experience the first

Imo the first game was potential and the second was the execution

[ocean widget]

the state of being thick, sticky, and semi-fluid in consistency, due to internal friction.

[little marten]

now apply that to the stimm lab

[ocean widget]

get the mod that makes pebbles better
replace pebbles and i stab you

[placid wolf]

Oh my goodness 😩

[drowsy lynx]

Niiice I have wanted to check it out, it's received quite the endorsement from my friends

[ocean widget]

post it in #zealot-class i havent reached ganger stimm lab yet

[placid wolf]

Who wants to watch me kill 4 end game level bandits in KCD2? :3

[ocean widget]

as a video or as a stream
cus axes in KCD are peak

[arctic escarp]

no idead but you can ignore it

[drowsy lynx]

I would but im working

[placid wolf]

KCD the only series where 4 bandits is an actual credible threat

[little marten]

thank you x

[placid wolf]

Video I’ll post it :3

[drowsy lynx]

Yeah it only matters for certain achievements and interactions with other talents iirc

[ocean widget]

@little marten dickhead
"Selecting stimm nodes increases the cooldown of the Cartel Special Stimm. With just one node selected, the cooldown is 15s which is then increased for every stimm node point cost spent ('Viscosity'), up to a maximum cooldown of 75s."

[placid wolf]

Gonna take a while to upload but I’ll ping you on it 💕

[ocean widget]

sick ty
jfc

[little marten]

i knew you couldnt resist hitting me with some knowledge

[placid wolf]

Like I said 4 dudes with pointy sticks is VERY much a credible threat in KCD 😨

[ocean widget]

thats because i asked you to post it and saw malarkey doing the worst psychic damage known to man

[placid wolf]

KCD 2 combat ost got me hitting the shiggy wiggy

Is pics and vids an acceptable place to post it?

[marsh iris]

kcd? knight commander dragor?

[little marten]

sure sure sure u dont gotta play hard to get with me

[lusty estuary]

why tyce falling asleep all the damn time

[low blade]

Thats Raximillion Dragor to you (You are frens)

[ocean widget]

[little marten]

wait wtf just joined a game where im the only hive scum... i see the filtering was vast

[azure cobalt]

When I get home from work I'm gonna buy the new class and pick stimm labs

[ocean widget]

what difficulty

[little marten]

dam

[ocean widget]

aight gotta get ganger up to dam asap then just to piss people off

[little marten]

last one before auric i think

[tulip kettle]

Shovel

[marsh iris]

scum really testing the dodge game, no dodge you are fucked worse than other classes

[azure cobalt]

Same here gonna run the crowbar and Needlegun

[simple crescent]

The wet napkin class, behold the hive scum lol

[marsh iris]

wet single ply toilet paper class

[simple crescent]

What build you playing guys? Can't seem to find one that I like 🙁

[manic wyvern]

Yeah once i got to damnation last night I wasn’t queueing with many gangers anymore. Heresy was painful

[pseudo timber]

Slippery customer allowing invulnerability on slides is peak

[low blade]

I climbed my way to Auric

[azure cobalt]

Won't be on around 4pm

[zealous viper]

wahtever nodes sound the ccoolest

[dense sorrel]

Zealot used to have this back in the day

[low blade]

Now time to level weapons...

[latent igloo]

How good is hive scum?

[manic wyvern]

Don’t care much for the shivs tbqh

[pseudo timber]

Good enough

[devout bone]

Damn the new class is the most fun I’ve had since the game launched. Such good design

[grizzled plover]

Welcome to Darktide, we've got

-WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE BITCH I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED AT THE TOP OF MY CLASS IN KASRKIN ASSAULT CLASS AND

-every irish priest

-I do not fuck with this universe. explodes

-big boye

-ACAB

-Jacket Hotline Miami

[manic wyvern]

Its super fun. I dont think its nearly as broken as arbites on release

[sacred cave]

The new characters are awsome . Im glad I called in sick this week

[devout bone]

Definitely more fun than arbites

[grizzled plover]

I love Jacket Hotline Miami in darktide

[latent igloo]

It may worth my money then, thanks guys

[grizzled plover]

Arbites might be stronger but Hive Scum is literally Scarface

[manic wyvern]

I’m an arbites enjoyer but when that class dropped it was so busted lol

I think a good scum player can really shine, but a bad one is next to useless. Whereas its pretty difficult to be bad at arbites

[floral ermine]

still is

[brave wharf]

i don't know what everyone is running, but I can't even muster enough fumes to finish leveling up HS, it's kinda boring

[floral ermine]

the others just became as busted

[upper remnant]

Any arbites cosmetics yet?

[manic wyvern]

No

[floral ermine]

check the pinned builds in the class channel, pretty fun stuff

[brave wharf]

oh, I will. Thank you.

[minor narwhal]

good morning anyone wanna basketball

[grizzled plover]

Dual Submachines guns alone are the most fun I've had in a while + my Second Class Skill

[manic wyvern]

Make your own build and learn the tree while leveling, netdecking is only gonna harm you in the long run

[little marten]

how embarassing.. triggered DH, died, got respawned.. slid off a ledge

[grizzled plover]

I got this cartel special called World Eater that makes you feel like you got the Nails in your brain man straight gas

[little marten]

i quit to save face ill be honest

[brave wharf]

i actually went melee route for now, because I didn't like ranged duals tbh

[manic wyvern]

I accidentally dodged off the side of the beginning ledge in clandestum gloriana in one of my first games yesterday, was pretty upset

[grizzled plover]

Crowbar also very fun, I fucking love the second tick of damage with every swing and the hooking enemies in

[brave wharf]

but I didn't like shivs either. Need to unlock the bonesaw and see how it feels

[pale shoal]

The HivesCum?

[keen vector]

Loving the new class now

[manic wyvern]

Are you running can opener and the push crit blessings?

[keen vector]

I finally locked in

[grizzled plover]

Fembounty Hunter makes my hive scum if yk what I'm saying

[brave wharf]

crowbar definitely feels better, I am using it for now

[grizzled plover]

I should yeah but while I unlock the blessings I'm just using the shit it came with

[manic wyvern]

The push crit blessings with the cleave nodes in the bottom middle tree are so fucking good

[grizzled plover]

First melee I ever took flakapace for just so I can rip armored targets to shreds

[manic wyvern]

Horde mulcher when youre in smack mode then flip for unyielding or cara

Yeah i run flak cara as well

[grizzled plover]

Take a hit of that cartel stimm for the insane str bonuses and damage resist, hit Rampage, and I stg I can face tank hordes as long as I keep Rampage up

[surreal ermine]

my hatred for latch attacks prevents me from liking the crowbar

[manic wyvern]

I run toughness and movespeed stims as a safety net. Just dont use the special action when you dont need it

[grizzled plover]

Was clutching yesterday and like six maulers literally could not break my toughness bc of how fast I was recovering it and how little damage they did

[manic wyvern]

You can break latch with one of your 5000 dodges on scum

[grizzled plover]

Scum are evade tanks tbh

But it's stil SO goddamn good to hype up on all the drugs and start fucking shit up

[sleek harness]

"evade tanks" man this is funny

[dawn vigil]

Is hive class fun? Asking before I buy

[manic wyvern]

Mmo brain

[grizzled plover]

Darkest dungeon (i think) gave me the term after building highwayman into a frontliner

[manic wyvern]

Yes

[sleek harness]

High skill class so it depends on you

[grizzled plover]

Do you like hard drugs and machine guns

[dawn vigil]

Yesss but the reviews say its hard to play

[grizzled plover]

Hive Scum has like 2 effective hit points total between toughness and health but you get a billion dodges

If you're always dancing they can't touch you

[dawn vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/thumbs-up-thumb-up-ao-no-hako-aonohako-chouno-hina-gif-7736225372741218662

Oh lame. Can't do gifs, but thank you!

[grizzled plover]

I think Hive Scum is replacing zealot for me as favorite melee class

[low wharf]

Scum isnt as hard as it sounds, most people just got comfortable with the massive toughness gain and damage resist arbi has

[little marten]

dual autopistols actually slap once u get them to 20

[somber stream]

They already slap as stock

[surreal ermine]

i love the pistols and the special on them is pretty creative

[wispy wadi]

The one chest i want forces me to run the opposite of my target build.

[pseudo timber]

How are the regular pistols?

[grizzled plover]

Getting dual pistols and having flashbacks to spinning my pistols as WHC in Verm trying to clutch and one shotting a flying sneakrat

[visual chasm]

Anyone else been getting backend errors since the update?

[somber stream]

Spin pistols furiously to kill a bunch of wasp

[little marten]

You think? I thought they were kinda trash when levelling

Or are you thinking of the stubs

[visual chasm]

Dropped 15 bucks just to get scum blocked by the slop servers

[somber stream]

1 hit in the face to regular gunners, 2 for most specials

[drowsy lynx]

This shit felt like it was gonna scale as hard as flamer

[little marten]

I mean the uzis!!!!

[somber stream]

Oh autopistols, i can't read

[drowsy lynx]

Same but maybe a little more useful at low level

[little marten]

Now that I’ve got shivs and uzis at 500 it’s an utter bloodbath

Rampage makes it look like I’m just punching the heads off poxwalkers

[hard gull]

I had this issue last week but it went away. After hive scum launch it happened again. Don't know what is happening to the server. VPN and hotspot work just fine.

[little marten]

My problem is I don’t think I’m stimming enough

[visual chasm]

@restive seal how did you fix the backend errors?