general-chat

[ocean widget]

you get the blessing of putting the crusher down and picking up the relic blade

[languid hazel]

Which is kind of a big deal for me :3

[blazing ibex]

Skullcrusher Slaughterer

[tender horizon]

Unironically I'm a fan of the lesser seen stuff a lot, I think Tau have neat architecture but we never get to see it cause they don't get a lot of art set on their worlds.

[scenic salmon]

#🚩air-lock message

Counter citation!

[lusty estuary]

i joined yesterday sorry everyone

[hazy kestrel]

Or a thammer.

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-front-man-squid-game-2-happy-celebration-gif-12369111202088932661

[ocean widget]

i dont care
i aint seen em before today therefore they're new

[candid stratus]

yeah im what you might call an old head

[neon agate]

Thank you. You get two pog frogs

[final herald]

When I see all this bs about "not ugly enough" and "not inhuman enough" I just wonder if people see stuff like eldar as "too clean" or imperial archetecture as "too flamboyant"

Esspecially people who cling to 1st ed warhammer, which 9/10 they were never even around for

[placid wolf]

I left the internet for abwhile

[candid stratus]

ive been around the hab block a bit

[scenic salmon]

Well I can't argue with that.

Nena why is your name red? Did you hack the servers or smth?

[final herald]

Please do it again 🙏

[neon agate]

But Arb

[jaunty path]

@neon agate put slaughter on it too

[tall grove]

Eldar are fine, imperial nobles should be more flamboyant

[placid wolf]

Or what? Shiver me timbers

[blissful kiln]

Incredible detective work, Batman, as usual. Would you like a cup of tea, sir?

[ocean widget]

why only one knee @low hemlock

[tender horizon]

Tbh I think a lot of it is because a lot of people got into 40k with 8e when the art was weirdly clean and smooth

[neon agate]

I SAW THAT BIG BOI I AM NOT GETTING ON MY KNEES TO GET WHIPPED. I AM NOT DOING THAT AGAIN

[languid hazel]

I have completely rearranged my room and have a desk now :3

[blazing ibex]

Crusher's actually good though.

[ocean widget]

tea?

[tall grove]

Again?

[neon agate]

Thank you. You get two pog frogs

[blissful kiln]

indeed

[jaunty path]

@ocean widget ur clearly bad at the game if ur a crusher h8r

[languid hazel]

The stagnation has ended! \[T]/

[ocean widget]

big sword go brrrr motherfucker

[hazy kestrel]

I kinda enjoy art of Forge Worlds and seeing all of the impressive industry, combined with the fact that it’s an absolutely hellish place to live by the looks of things for anyone who isn’t in the Cult Mechanicus.

[jaunty path]

SETS YOU ON FIRE

[tall grove]

Bulwark is way way worse

[tender horizon]

Idk my end all be all favorite 40k artist is Adrian Smith, that guy knows how to pack details into pictures.

[final herald]

Anti-primaris sentiment perhaps?
Ironic because the primaris have less humanity than the firstborn

[ocean widget]

anyway
u a bitch

[jaunty path]

Im talking the weapon!!! Also yeah bulwark is annoying

[candid stratus]

crushers be like "im crushin it"

[neon agate]

I AM NOT GETTING WHIPPED UNLESS NVM

[placid wolf]

I’ll take a whipping anytime

[ocean widget]

unless?
someone get laezel and give the frog a whip

[blazing ibex]

Back to goontide I see.

[placid wolf]

Yes

[tender horizon]

It might be tbh, idk. Ik personally I dislike primaris aesthetics overall but that's cause I think their models have less soul than hand sculpts of ye olden days(I also had the pleasure of playing the only SM army that is in scale with the new eras).

[low hemlock]

Nope now u have to tell the whole class of what you are discussing

[neon agate]

I don't simp for laezel brother

[final herald]

A sloppy cycle that unfortunately gets its mucus on everyone else

[scenic salmon]

TGhe endless cycle repeats, each time more glorious then the last!

[tall grove]

Peak
Join us

[ocean widget]

banned
fake frog enjoyer

[tender horizon]

Tbh I love space hulk art when we get it, you get an absolute smorgasbord of aesthetics cause of the basis for a hulk existing

[neon agate]

NAH I AM NOT A GOONER NEVER. NEVER NEVER NEVER

[gloomy tartan]

Big boi how can you be so controversial yet so brave.

[candid stratus]

At what point did this discord go from me being lambasted every time I post for "being a heretic" to a full blown slaaneshi cult

[neon agate]

I AM THE DEFINITION OF TOO SILLY FOR HER

[ocean widget]

hazy
i have seen your skyrim mods hazy

[neon agate]

I don't have skyrim for pc

[blazing ibex]

I'm a furry. Do you honestly think I haven't already?

[final herald]

Well thats industry in a nutshell
Hqrd to scale hand sculpts without resin, and resin SUCKS

[ocean widget]

creation club

[neon agate]

What's that?

[tall grove]

Keep doing it. Goonchat is the emperor’s blessing upon this server

[scenic salmon]

I enjoy the titan art. Seeing walking cathedrals bigger then a gods nuts makes me feel funny things in my soul. And the HORN??

[tender horizon]

Id like to note I'm also something of a 40k boomer and got into the game around late 5e/early 6e, and a bit of it's nostalgia. I agree tho, it's not sustainable for the scale GW is at now.

[candid stratus]

I guess all the black templar players got banned from the discord for most likely being racists

[placid wolf]

This

[low hemlock]

Im Alpha Sigma Male thatz wha

[ocean widget]

console modding system for skyrim

[blazing ibex]

They're in the modding discord

[drowsy elk]

Question, Im using quickplay to do some random missions with randoms and it keeps throwing me in empty lobbies. tf is going on?

[ocean widget]

no missions

[neon agate]

The only person in BG3 I think that would make sense for me would literally be the meme of me being nice kind and ranting about something I love and then she says to herself in her head "he is so peggable"

[long iron]

I'm of the mind that what they do has much less to do with an actual sense of heroism and more to do with their sense of duty informed by their maintained and escalated indoctrination. They're very much so just supremely juiced up lackeys within the same system.

Sure, they can save a population from being wiped out by tyrannids. But they also are acting in the midst of clear acts of slavery within the imperium as some missions have shown in sm2, the acts that space marines can commit within the privileges and restrictions placed on them by laws and whatever, etc.

Multiple things can true at the same time. And from where I'm at, there's nothing remotely heroic about space marines fr. They're just playing for their team, a team that just sustains cruelty and oppression out of in-universe fatalistic necessity since 40k as a setting punishes people for ever actually striving for a fundamental restructuring of how things work.

They protect the interests of the imperium by design far more than anything else, regardless of what notable individuals have done.

Corvax was reveled as a liberator and messianic figure from where he started and continued to support those kinds of efforts.

...all for the sake bringing those oppressed people under new management no less.

[drowsy elk]

thats concerning

[candid stratus]

"not all black templar players but its always a black templar player... but also it actually is all black templar players"

[fiery wave]

Cos nobody else is playing on your server.

[ocean widget]

big boi
react this man with whatever the dude looking up reaction is

[neon agate]

I never played skyrim

[final herald]

I'm personally just glad we got squats back and actual combat capable sentient robots back (no tau dont count)

[ocean widget]

awful
but good
skyrims kinda mid

[placid wolf]

This tbh

[ocean widget]

ty big boi

[candid stratus]

this doesnt mean you didnt still load it up with gooner mods

[fiery wave]

Try a higher diff or another server.

[tender horizon]

I'm real ambivalent to LoV tbh, but I'm glad people who like em have em. My favorite xenos were Clowns tbh(Harlequins)

[placid wolf]

I modded skyrim to be a life sim

I’m a busty bar made who lives in Riverwood teehee

[neon agate]

How does...that work...HUH

[drowsy elk]

Sadly malice is the highest I have rn

[ocean widget]

thats not a person hazy
thats a moment

[candid stratus]

Maybe the reason you never played skyrim is because you couldnt get it to launch with all your GOONER mods causing compatibility issues?!?!? HMMM!??!? HMMM!??!?!?

[final herald]

I am simply a sucker for dwarves/gnomes/etc
Favourite archetype

[fiery wave]

Then you probably need to play on EU or US W/E.

[scenic salmon]

Skyrim set trends and got millions into RPG's. And for that it should be lauded.

It is also mid af, and so should be scorned. For now those millions accept and expect RPG's of similar quality.

[gloomy tartan]

I got loaded into a mid game on malice rn fast

[drowsy elk]

not a bad idea

[gloomy tartan]

Skyrim has mjoll the lioness

[tender horizon]

Tbh I'm a Human Fighter person, always have been.

[candid stratus]

Goblins would like to have a word with you.

[ocean widget]

why do you fight humans tongs

[fiery wave]

This is why people don't understand. Some people just play on dead servers so 200+ ping is just normal if they wanna actually play.

[gloomy tartan]

Human supremacy 👍🏼

[neon agate]

Oh I know who I am romancing in BG3 and in all honesty Leanna keeps forgetting, but it makes total sense when she thinks about it for ONE MINUTE

[placid wolf]

Agreed

[ocean widget]

oh its karlach

[final herald]

I think human fighter works because of the contrast to everything else.
Regular joe is only regular in the face of irregularity.

[tender horizon]

Well, cause there aren't many other options ig

[candid stratus]

God damn human supremacists...

[placid wolf]

Who wants to make more humans with me to further cement our supremacy?

[neon agate]

I DON'T GOON. MY DUTY IS TO PROTECT MY TEAM AND PEOPLE. GOONING IS NEVER IMPORTANT

[final herald]

Is nena just a rewdy alt

[neon agate]

Who knows

[ocean widget]

gonna be honest
its likely until she posts a pic of freddie mercury
then its confirmed

[gloomy tartan]

Are we running low on Cadians AGAIN?

[tender horizon]

I agree, I like being that guy in settings. I also think Human fighter has a wild amount of room for growth in a story because they're so basic. Idk, small tangent, but ime the more exotic the race choice the more it feels like a surrogate personality for a lot of people ime.

[placid wolf]

When are we not?

[ocean widget]

btw karlachs romance is a bitch to get
use a guide

[blissful kiln]

Rewdy was banned for less (maybe idk)
1984

[tender horizon]

Nah, I like elgi and dawi tbh, they're good traveling companions.

[neon agate]

Who knows

[final herald]

The only thing that throws me off is the "things are to sexy" convo before they turned towards "the joke is sex"

[placid wolf]

I did it on my own. Shawty let me hit cus I’m silly

[candid stratus]

Idk man your subscription to OnlyDaemonettes says otherwise

[gloomy tartan]

Fuck…your right

[neon agate]

Well leanna knows, but she forgets every 2 seconds becase we only play the game when she is high

[tender horizon]

Tbh the issue with her romance is that you have to rush to get her and she's so out of the way, it's easy to get if you fly down to her from the grove tho ime.

[low hemlock]

Reave up those Rejects cause Atoma is sure hungry for some-!!!”🫵 💢

[placid wolf]

Get to it 🫵

[elder merlin]

[gloomy tartan]

I forget who said, but whoever is stuck doing malice missions alone I’ll join you if you want

[neon agate]

NEVER YOU KNOW NOTHING OF DEVOTION. I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR MY TEAM AND PEOPLE. WE PROTECT THE INNOCENT

[scenic salmon]

Having a different race is a good way to ease people into roleplaying. Cuz now you have strong but loose guidelines on how to act.

'I don't know what to do, but I'm a dwarf. So I'm probably going to ask about their stonework or their drinkjs, right?' etc etc

[final herald]

Eh
I don't like playing any characters that are "like me"

[ocean widget]

her romance is bugged
only starts at the tiefling celebration and i doubt its been fixed yet

[elder merlin]

Except actually get on monster hunter

[tender horizon]

Tbh I do not mean dwarves, I mean the "I'm a 10,000 year old fairy" people tbh.

[neon agate]

I get on too late for you old man

[tall grove]

I found it rather easy ngl

[vagrant gate]

could someone help with malleus monstrorum penance pweeeeez

[ocean widget]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[elder merlin]

You get on when im not home

[blissful kiln]

Malevola > Karlach

[neon agate]

NOT MY FAULT

[tender horizon]

I don't like playing characters like me but I do like playing characters with ideals I can strive for ig, idk if that makes sense.

[ocean widget]

how many times did you long rest

[placid wolf]

Punch Up can ravage me idec

[final herald]

Faries and pixies when played more or less like biblically accurate games lawyer angels are fun

[tall grove]

Didn’t count
Why?

[tender horizon]

That does not shock me at all tbh, idk. I went to get her early, flirted with her when I could, and it popped.

[neon agate]

Me when all my characters are literally that meme of When you log onto the same place for a free trail, but use a different account everytime

[tender horizon]

Yeah I agree, when someone actually plays the race. Idk. Tangent aside do whatever makes you happy, I'm far from the arbiter of taste on all things.

[final herald]

It does! I just usually fall into two archetypes:

Mundane personalities in extraordinary situations (the levity comes from the contrast)

Extreme personalities in mundane situations (see above)

[fiery wave]

@drowsy elk He needed help.

[ocean widget]

romances in BG3 rely on long rests due to cutscenes only happening at long rests, along with cutscenes being possibly skipped resulting in romances being unable to be completed due to skipped cutscenes due to lack of long rests
basically if you're too good at the game you miss out on romances

[drowsy elk]

oh I switched to eu

[tall grove]

Yeah well I long rested plenty
Just be bad at the game, easy

[gloomy tartan]

The game keeps lagging at the worst mf times lol

[tender horizon]

Guys I'm begging you no more BG3 talk before I reinstall it and start another doomed evil run

[neon agate]

Don't worry with Leanna we are resting alot

[ocean widget]

i unfortunately know
i take psychic damage every time you do

[neon agate]

Would you like to see my first playthrough baldur's gate 3 expereiecne right now?

[tender horizon]

Define see

[blissful kiln]

I skipped Gale's romance in Act 2 that way, can confirm
I'm too good at the game

[ocean widget]

the sheer incompetence of leannas inebriated mind causes me severe pain if that helps explain how badly it is

[neon agate]

I have like 2 minute video I can share @ocean widget saw it and wants to cry for my sake

[tender horizon]

I love mundane personality in extraordinary situations tbh "the straight man" if you will(storytelling trope not orientation)

[tender horizon]

Yeah hit me with it before I queue for trials

[final herald]

Yesssssss

I kinda can get your tastes now

[neon agate]

SOUND WARNING BTW https://youtu.be/JB775wgkfmg

[high timber]

Hell yeah. That's a top five trope of all time.

[blazing ibex]

Allan when he found the man living in the wall in Smiling Friends

[neon agate]

My mental fortitude so strong psykers fear me

[tender horizon]

Genuinely one of my favorite bits in that show, I love Allan cause he is the straight man.

[quick osprey]

Dudes I'm fiending for hive scum drop like I need a chem fix, the stuff I'm seeing since the embargo ended is so fuckin cool. I need it now

[tender horizon]

Bro ain't even playing the game, they're just installing 200 mods lmfao

[neon agate]

That's my first play through in a nut shell. I have so much S**T I put up with. Also so many choices I hd to make to not piss of laezel we had to quick load 3 times

[tender horizon]

You can piss her off, she's into that.

[tall grove]

Oooh new pancreasnowork video dropped

[tender horizon]

Lae'zel unironically likes you more when you have the strength of character to disagree with her

[neon agate]

Oh no I disrespected the queen so badly. You don't understand . Royalty and me in games RARELY get a long

[tender horizon]

I mean, did you die?

[quick osprey]

Oh straight up no relationship is an island. Ironclad bonds are forged through the flame of disagreement

[tender horizon]

If you didn't die you didn't disrespect her badly enough.

[ocean widget]

damn you should play civ 6 ||so i can start a monarchy and beat the shit out of you ||

[tender horizon]

Bae'zel best romance in BG3 btw

[ocean widget]

i skipped it because i didnt sleep enough
didnt even mean to skip it

[gloomy tartan]

Cadia is the best romance option

[neon agate]

I COULD HAVE IF LEANNA WASN'T A SIMP

[tender horizon]

Should've died, ended HM right there

[hard crane]

Cadia is the worst romance option so many people have stepped all over her

[gloomy tartan]

So we’re slutshaming now

[tender horizon]

She's worth it, I think she works best with a Tav tho tbh

[hard crane]

Need I mention that people also shit on her

[neon agate]

Dude I swear in RT the only reason why the imperium didn't kill me was because of the fact that I was effective for being such an iconcolast they were getting pissed off at me.

[tender horizon]

I think Astarion/Mint/Shart work best with Durge, kinda in that order

[gloomy tartan]

People do both to you and we still hangout with You

[neon agate]

FOOKING WISH

ROYALTY AND HAZY RARELY GET ALONG

[ocean widget]

vlaakith can actually kill u in that dialogue btw

[hard crane]

At least I’m not the one people are literally killing for

[neon agate]

Did I have to do it that way or could I have done something else? Because leanna kinda just took us there

[ocean widget]

no, you'd have to reload a save if u died
but u know how vlaakith eats gith souls like tictacs?
yeah a wish has a chance to not be able to be used by that soul again so

[candid stratus]

Im on my wizars arc rn. They call me the High Sorcerer, cause I only source the highest quality spell components, motherfucker. Enchanting the opps with Perfect Recall cause they clearly forgot who I am. Brewing potions with intent to distribute.

[tender horizon]

Phony god using wish, if she was actually powerful she wouldn't have to cast 9th level spell to kill you.

[ocean widget]

yup

[neon agate]

D**n...I would have been more rebellous but Leanna was like "Hazy I can't piss of my frog with Hazy please let me pick the right dialouge"

[languid hazel]

Tbf you said okay to mods :3

[neon agate]

I know LMAO I just love that video. My fooking reaction to it is gold

[languid hazel]

Look, I’m depressed. I am allowed to inflict psychic damage on others :3

[ocean widget]

thats not how depression works
if thats how depression works a lot of humanity would be dead right now

[neon agate]

HAZY HAS ONLY HAD ONE GOOD GAMING EXPERIENCE WITH ROYALTY AND IT ENDED IN A NOT ENJOYBALE WAY FOR ME

[languid hazel]

:3

[ocean widget]

why?
did ya shag the queen?

[languid hazel]

I know. But it’s my excuse. Plus I have my moments of sobriety like right now

[neon agate]

I....okay well not a queen, and ummm I am a bit oblivious. Sometimes (okay no it's a lot, please just be direct with me)

[languid hazel]

Also Hazy gave the okay for the mods. Plus some of those I completely forgit to turn off and I can’t do that mid playthrough

[ocean widget]

oh my god you shagged the iskal queen hazy

[neon agate]

Oh no not that

[ocean widget]

dont blame you tbf

[languid hazel]

Am I an awful person for what I have subjected Hazy to?

[hard crane]

no

[ocean widget]

i watched you jump off a small gap and go prone
imo yes

[neon agate]

Oh no as much as I fook around yeah no it's fun playing with leanna and I am enjoying my time wit her. She's a good person and to be fair she has to put up with my bard decision making sometimes

[languid hazel]

XD

I just enjoy chaos

[neon agate]

No I kinda no it's just super complicated

[ocean widget]

"bard decision making"
hazy, dont fuck the dragon hazy

[ocean widget]

how is it complicated

[neon agate]

...I have done no such thing...I promise...

[neon agate]

Uhhhhhh lots of lore I would have go through

[surreal ermine]

watching a recon lasgun vet counter with the devils claw and immediately take out his fucking lasgun again to hold left click at the enemies an inch away from him

[ocean widget]

go on

[quick osprey]

That's definitely a choice

[neon agate]

Because ummmm Hazy is kinda oblivious and fooking didn't read. The giant prompt on screen of her asking me if I will stay by her side and me not understanding

[gloomy tartan]

I’m going to fuck around with the infantry lasgun again for lols time to return to simple

[ocean widget]

who did you fuck hazy

[languid hazel]

One of these days, Dense, we should play Bg3 together with Hazy and I’ll go easier on the mods. Or even no mods :3

[neon agate]

The gun is for point blank and the devil's claw is for ranged get it right it's the new vet meta

[neon agate]

I have done no such things

[ocean widget]

then fym whos side did you stay by

[ocean widget]

i dont mind mods
its watching the decisions happen that pains me

[neon agate]

We don't talk about that hazy is a non gooner and makes well though out decision. @languid hazel can confirm I never do gooner talk

[ocean widget]

leanna who did hazy fuck

[languid hazel]

No one afaik

[neon agate]

Oh she never played the game. I am literally the only one in the group who did because it was back in 2019-2020 on the switch.

[ocean widget]

oh my fucking god its a fire emblem game

[neon agate]

See she literally forgets who I am romancing in baldur's gate 3

[languid hazel]

When I am high and I have almost zero impulse control. It’s worse than usual. But when I’m sober I’m fine

[feral lake]

Crazy someone leaked the intro cutscene for hive scum

[neon agate]

Okay I need to run now since Dense knows

[ocean widget]

you mentioned switch and i figured out which game it was instantly

[neon agate]

HAZY HAS NOT MADE DUMB DECISIONS

[placid wolf]

Who wants to join me in a quick cas Malice mission? :3

[thick fog]

leaked is a strong word lol
The class has been officially showcased to the public

[ocean widget]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[placid wolf]

People were asking for Malice teammates earlier so I’m just offering incase they still here

[ocean widget]

who was it in fire emblem hazy

[feral lake]

Ye idk it was just in weird Chinese lettering and was like the arbites intro

It only had like 600 views

[neon agate]

Uhhhhhh look a frog LOOK IT'S A FROG

[ocean widget]

YOU FUCKED A FROG?

[blazing ibex]

I want hive scum. I need hive scum.

[placid wolf]

I have to start working on a grocery list soon so I can’t wait for long before starting a mission

[thick fog]

The embargo has been lifted so all playtesters and content creators can showcase the update with the class

[blazing ibex]

I love chemical warfare. I love war crimes.

[neon agate]

NO I DID NOT

[gloomy tartan]

I’ll join after my match is over

[placid wolf]

Veteran not getting a flamethrower is criminal

[ocean widget]

was it mikoto

[gloomy tartan]

Veteran should get a hmg

[blazing ibex]

They have a flamethrower.

[gloomy tartan]

Zealot does lol

[blazing ibex]

It's called the double barrel shotgun though. A little confusing I know.

[neon agate]

You get to guess but I will never confirm, but this one I will. No

[placid wolf]

Eta?

[neon agate]

Double barrel shotgun my beloved

[hollow flame]

what is Crowd control? My game says "string not found"

[ocean widget]

defo alfaðör then

[gloomy tartan]

Fast I’m in a malice lol

[placid wolf]

Kk!

[neon agate]

Not the rage bait it won't work on me mate

[ocean widget]

debatable
#general-chat message

[neon agate]

Question abotu your cats how many and what colors?

[gloomy tartan]

I’ll message wen

[placid wolf]

2, tabby cat & an orange and white lady

[neon agate]

YO POG. How orange is orange cat (how many braincells)

[placid wolf]

She’s actually very smart!

[ocean widget]

betting it was camila tho ngl

[placid wolf]

She can open doors on her own

[karmic idol]

Man I just had a dude activate two daemonhosts (we hadn't seen them yet and it was an accident, probably) but dude tanked it both times on damnation

[neon agate]

This...is unprecented...must be observed (That's really cute btw)

[ocean widget]

zealot?

[karmic idol]

Uhh I don't remember

[ocean widget]

so yeah defo zealot

[karmic idol]

I think so, it's that or a vet

But I'm also pretty sure I saw him with the shock hammer

[languid hazel]

Stagger on enemies I think

[gloomy tartan]

Kay I’m done

[neon agate]

I am not answering anymore

[placid wolf]

I’ll send some pictures in pettide

[ocean widget]

ok yeah defo camilla

[placid wolf]

How do we join on cross platform?

[blazing ibex]

Vet is the only class that can't really tank a daemonhost tbh

[neon agate]

I only have pics of my dog that passed years ago. Also thank you! I didn't want to ask and be respectful but that is cute

[karmic idol]

That's funny, so probably zealot then

[ocean widget]

friend code

[gloomy tartan]

When you go to social and click find player it says your fatshark friend code

[blazing ibex]

Psyker is better at it actually.

[neon agate]

Adorable car

[gloomy tartan]

The numbers after my name are my friend code

[ocean widget]

2 daemonhosts so sounds like a thammer zealot ngl

[karmic idol]

Oh yeah true it could've also been a pysker

[blazing ibex]

I mean did they tank it or did it just immediately die?

[karmic idol]

They tanked it till the host died

[blazing ibex]

Probably psyker tbh

[karmic idol]

With half health due to corruption

[placid wolf]

@gloomy tartan 5196932979

[neon agate]

Alright I am going to dm something imporant very importnt to Nena. Make sure you watch it it's important

[placid wolf]

Kk

[blazing ibex]

I know a psyker with Devil's Claw can pretty much infinitely parry them to death.

[neon agate]

Okay I did it

NENE ALREADY SAW THEM! I WILL NOW DIE OF DEATH

[placid wolf]

Laugh at this user

[ocean widget]

tf was it

[neon agate]

https://tenor.com/view/gif-gif-26601693

[placid wolf]

Did you see the pictures I posted of Lisa’s sister?

[gloomy tartan]

Oh we doin heresy. Time to start making these feet augments bob and weave

[ocean widget]

ah those

[placid wolf]

I wanted to hear disposal unit 😔

[gloomy tartan]

It plays on heresy?

[neon agate]

I just did....adorable

[placid wolf]

Boss will die too quickly in Malice

[gloomy tartan]

Oh yeah no I play damnation now mostly

[lusty estuary]

its auric only or bust

[karmic idol]

Man, two more damnation missions until I can play auric

[gloomy tartan]

Fuck aurics I’ll play havoc lol

[placid wolf]

I have a skill issue

[karmic idol]

And for some reason auto correct Really wanted to correct auric to autistic

[lusty estuary]

let me into your strike team and this will not be a problem

[gloomy tartan]

But yeah switching from malice to havoc was too fucked damnation to havocs is much smaller difference in difficulty

[neon agate]

DO NOT BUST IN THE MORINING STAR PELASE

[lusty estuary]

too late i'm bursting

[placid wolf]

WHY DOES MATCHMAKING KEEP FUCKING FAILING

[karmic idol]

Oh god I can't even imagine the pain of that

[placid wolf]

In me? 👉👈

[karmic idol]

Loser

[lusty estuary]

i could probably do that but not right now i'm locked in to gaming

[placid wolf]

Under the desk head, lock in

[lusty estuary]

i'm stoic af

[modest flume]

@tall grove Good to go?

[gloomy tartan]

If you never played a first person shooter looking over the shoulder of a woman your ignoring to get that killstreak have you even lived dawg?

[lusty estuary]

have you both queued into a game already or would you mind if i joined in

[karmic idol]

Augh fuck I just stretched my arms and my elbows just made the worst sound ever

[neon agate]

Same

[gloomy tartan]

We JUST got in a lobby dawg

[lusty estuary]

fuck... i'm too late... they're gonna DIE!!!!

[placid wolf]

I may or may not have done the desk thing irl

[karmic idol]

They should not make the sounds of crunchy paper

[gloomy tartan]

Sitting on the edge of my bed telling the bitch “ MOVE YOUR HEAD”

[placid wolf]

I gotta turn my tunes off

[gloomy tartan]

I was on a really good kill streak lmao 😂

[placid wolf]

Slaughtering heretics Lady Gaga “don’t call my name don’t call my name. Allleeehandro 😩 “

[modest flume]

"Say my name"
"Jimmy Space"
"You're goddamn right"

[blazing ibex]

The Goontide is truly at astronomical levels today.

[neon agate]

Oh wait I frogot

[halcyon glen]

Is stranger things season five worth watching

[blazing ibex]

Slaanesh is gonna love this.

[neon agate]

Heard it was pretty good so far

[neon agate]

We need to cleanse them of gooning

[halcyon glen]

Ok

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t think we have enough physical copies of Marcus Aurelius’ “Meditations” for everyone.

[neon agate]

Then we lock them up and wait till we get more

[zealous rose]

twitch drops? you mean the Wildberry Poptart skin

[placid wolf]

@gloomy tartan hows ya girl doing?

[ripe tangle]

I hate cockroaches! I hate them HATE THEM!!!

[gloomy tartan]

Gud how bout me!

[gloomy tartan]

I AGREE

[hazy kestrel]

I’m more of a spider hater, myself.

[ripe tangle]

They’re disgusting and horrible and they’re filthy and they’re attracted to filth and they smell terrible and you ever see one fucking fly at you?!

[blissful kiln]

My pet roaches escaped, can you help me collect them pls?

[neon agate]

...all spiders or just the really bad ones?

[hazy kestrel]

Yes.

[neon agate]

I let spiders chill in my bathroom since it's warm there. It's like having an ever changing roommate

[hazy kestrel]

Can you take my house’s spiders, please?

[ripe tangle]

my brother lives in our parent’s basement which is only accessible through the garage okay, anyway there’s a wolf spider that lives there he named Claudia…

[placid wolf]

Slaying

[hazy kestrel]

Wolf Spiders are those freaky looking ones right?

I realize that doesn’t narrow things down by much.

[neon agate]

Okay sure. They can ball in the back yard. It's big out here, but they are gonne now since it's winter and my house is freezing.

[ripe tangle]

nah Wolf Spiders are the stripey brown and grey ones that hunt instead of making a web

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

[neon agate]

Daddy longlegs chill in my bathroom and kill flies. They can come in my crib sure

[tender horizon]

They're big, some people don't like em cause of that. They're really smart tho. Good garden arachnids.

[ripe tangle]

there’s also an Opossum he named Max and a Raccoon he named Fred, Max and Fred eat our cat’s food and he chases neither of them away.

[tender horizon]

They'll learn you if you take care of em too iirc

[hazy kestrel]

Spiders in general give me the spooks though.

[marsh iris]

i dont kill spiders, they help to kill pests

[hazy kestrel]

I’m an adult, yet I’m still spooked by spiders.

[ripe tangle]

what do you think of wasps?

[hazy kestrel]

The government doesn’t want you to know this, but raccoons and opossums are free! You can take them home! Sister Lucia has 50 raccoons and opossums.

[neon agate]

I used to arachnophobia...then I got over it thanks to some media I watched

[marsh iris]

jumping spider is so cute

[lusty estuary]

they're cool

[hazy kestrel]

Is it possible to learn this power?

[ripe tangle]

you ever see a Butterfly up close? Their faces are freaky.

[jaunty path]

Spongebob episode

[lusty estuary]

people overexaggerate how aggresive wasps are, there's like, a hint of truth to it but that's mostly because wasps are incredibly territorial but have a fairly loose grasp on what their territory even is

[hazy kestrel]

They’re not to be messed with. That’s all I got to say.

[lusty estuary]

wasps are really important pollinators and pest control though and they look really cool so its fine

[jaunty path]

Personman has had encounters with the archnemesis of bees I see

[neon agate]

YOU DON'T WANT TO WATCH IS PERSONMAN YOU DON'T. I SWEAR ON EVERYTHING YOU DON'T FIND ANOTHER WAY DON'T DO WHAT IDID

[jaunty path]

Wait aren’t those black jackets

[hazy kestrel]

I remember one time (this was ages ago mind you), I stepped on this soda can in my Grandparents’ backyard. A fucking bee or something lived in there apparently, got caught in my glasses and stung me near my eye, the bastard.

[neon agate]

I gained a horrific downside because I watched it

[lusty estuary]

dolichovespula are a really pretty genus of small wasp

mint ice cream ass bug

[jaunty path]

[tall grove]

Yep. Sorry for the delayed response, was watching pancreasnowork’s new video
Yes, I’m ready now

[placid wolf]

Not me fighting off 6 ragers with a combat knife

[lusty estuary]

london

[fading otter]

Cultured individual

[hazy kestrel]

So that’s mainly why I am also scared of bees / wasps to this day.

[fast gorge]

i am defending my honor straight up fighting for my liege lord right now, holding up the code of chivalry right now

[tall grove]

Britain reference?

Went to Yharnam for some paleblood

Bloke at the town centre said “I’ll mess up your brain!”

I said “who do you think you’re talking to Blud?”

Visceraled the bloke right then and there

Yharno.

[blissful kiln]

it's so funny to watch wasps make meat disappear
i didn't know until recently that they... eat meat

they take a chunk and fly away and come back for more

[fair bridge]

all quiet on the frontal lobe

[hazy kestrel]

I could have lived without this knowledge.

[blissful kiln]

apparently it's for their larvae(?)

[hazy kestrel]

CEASE

[lusty estuary]

yeah its for their larvae primarily

if you see a wasp carrying off a piece of meat its to feed their young

[fast gorge]

i am grub

[lusty estuary]

yeah you are kind of like a grub.

[placid wolf]

Gg’s!

[fast gorge]

i live in the larvae

[gloomy tartan]

Bruh it ended with me in the flames aura farming

[placid wolf]

Our randoms were so bad 😭😭😭

[gloomy tartan]

I’ve never had a cutscene end and I’m just chilling in fire lol

[lusty estuary]

you either aura farm or you fade into nothing.

[wispy wadi]

Quickplay randos only will become more magical with the dlc

[gloomy tartan]

we killed the asassination target and my guy crouches to check if they dead as I’m surrounded in fire bathed in a warm glow lol

[lusty estuary]

are you two doing another and can i join...?

[fast gorge]

i could play.

[wispy wadi]

My favourite today was a psyker with 3 wound qurios, on damnation, going down like 10 times and lagging behind only to quit

[gloomy tartan]

It randomly ended the squad but I’m down for more

[hazy kestrel]

You need a thammermaxxer?

[fast gorge]

if you wanna get NO KILLS!!!! (i will get them all)

[placid wolf]

Our zealot was useless clip farming and was forcing Chris and I to horde clear while we were getting facefucked by snipers and gunners. Average zealot

[wispy wadi]

The game really needs a PSA on wound qurios that they only segment HP, not add anything

[lusty estuary]

yeah but just imagine how cool their perspective must've been.

[hazy kestrel]

Average bad zealot. Not all of us are garbage.

[placid wolf]

Ill believe it when I see it

[fast gorge]

trust me my zealot gameplay is unmatched

[gloomy tartan]

My chain sword says frak this on the hilt lol

[lusty estuary]

they're calling me the one and only zealot

[gloomy tartan]

Cuz I fuck the enemy up with the sharp part I painted teeth on

[placid wolf]

I was serving cunt with that combat knife ngl

[hazy kestrel]

Thammermaxxing goes brrrr

[lusty estuary]

that's what it's for

[fast gorge]

heavy evis best zealot weapon achsually

[gloomy tartan]

Combat knife makes me feel like I’m so fucking slow you were so gadamn fast

[hazy kestrel]

Them’s fighting words pal.

[jaunty path]

Shroudfield zealots are made to run away

[neon agate]

Best thing on zealot is book because then I get to scream loudly

[fast gorge]

FACE ME!!!!

[jaunty path]

Books boring ngl

[placid wolf]

@gloomy tartan I’m just getting my Krieg loadout ready for the trench mission and I have to log out for now

[hazy kestrel]

I EXHORT THEE!

[gloomy tartan]

You were fucking zooming with combat knife and I was methodically moving with my bolter and Chainsword like I have tank controls lol

[wispy wadi]

Zealot dead, we now got zealot with TWO knifes and drugs

[neon agate]

SUPPORT THE TEAM IS NEVER BORING

[jaunty path]

Yes it is

[fast gorge]

I shine brighter than you ever shall.

[hazy kestrel]

I work best in the darkness.

[fast gorge]

the new personalities for HS are gas im actually so excited

[jaunty path]

You pull out ur religious relic and you just stun enemies and do nothing.

[hazy kestrel]

I agree. They’re pretty great.

[gloomy tartan]

I saw a trailer where a hs tells a Cadian “ go on mention cadia, I know you wanna” lol

[lusty estuary]

GO ON, SAY SOMETHING ABOUT CADIA. I KNOW YOU WANT TO!

[fast gorge]

ROTTERS!!! COME AND GET IT!!! 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[lusty estuary]

FOR THE CONCLAVE, FOR SAINT MESSALINA, AND FOR A GOOD TIME!

[gloomy tartan]

I like how it’s not even insulting cadia it’s just giving the cadian shit lol

[jaunty path]

I rather run directly towards the enemies and kill them.

[fast gorge]

im glad they're actually talking shit and not doing fuckass motivational conscript speeches

[neon agate]

THEN YOU AREN'T A TRUE SUPPORT. WE DON'T CARE FOR AURA FARMING OR LOOKING GOOD WE ARE CARE ABOUT PROTECTING AND SUPPORTING THE TEAM.

[jaunty path]

Then play ogyrn!!!!

[gloomy tartan]

I’m a support veteran I scream and keep my friends toughness up I gotta look out for my sqwaaaaaad

[fast gorge]

"stick the karkin boot in!!!!!" or "FOR CADIA!!!" doesnt hit the same

[lusty estuary]

calling arbites tithe-rats is genius

[jaunty path]

The only place book is needed is havoc. And even there its boring.

[modest flume]

oop I joined someone else doing a 33

[fast gorge]

book zealot good and fun actually

[jaunty path]

Do hive scum need to pay the tithe

[hazy kestrel]

Book bot was the path to free Havoc 40 crates was great last season.

[modest flume]

You can join us doing that if you don't mind

[gloomy tartan]

I’m excited to see banter between my cutthroat and the hive scum

[tall grove]

All good dude it’s my bad for delaying

[neon agate]

I run shout on vet, book on zeal, taunt on ogryn, and shield bash on arb (Shield bash funnily enough is more supportive than aquilla, aquilla kinda needs some help for higher diff stuff)

[hazy kestrel]

Alas, they butchered my silly max book build.

[toxic trail]

the hive scum are the tithe

[fast gorge]

55 second book recharge times

[tall grove]

Can’t promise I’ll be good but I can try

[gloomy tartan]

Shouting bosses enemies off the edge of the map into the abyss of death is goated

[fast gorge]

(i will kill myself)

[hazy kestrel]

I believe you mean 10 seconds.

[jaunty path]

That shit it actually funny

[lusty estuary]

well the tithe is a planetary thing rather than the responsibility of an individual person but assuming the tithe is for bodies for the guard and they're scooped up in a recruitment campaign technically yeah

[hazy kestrel]

Those were the days.

[tall grove]

Request gut denied

[fast gorge]

i meant nowadays

[hazy kestrel]

Oh yeah for sure.

[gloomy tartan]

Veteran can shout loud enough to push back a charging plague ogryn

Veteran is LOUD

[jaunty path]

Same with ogyrn

[fast gorge]

so now i just play ogryn

[gloomy tartan]

Ogryns charge is so fucking fun looking

[jaunty path]

Yeah but be ready to fight where you run to

[gloomy tartan]

I wanna just give a ogryn stims so it charges forever lol

[fast gorge]

I LIKE TRAINS! 🗣️ 🗣️

[gloomy tartan]

Ah it’s a commitment

[jaunty path]

You knock over everything except montrositities

[neon agate]

They learned from the best...(Mercenary Kruber)

[primal tartan]

Just watching the snow storm

[fast gorge]

i be body checking plogryns

[gloomy tartan]

I think my cutthroat screams loudest

Cutthroat sounds like they are fucking growing new vocal cords when they shout lines lol

[tall grove]

My requests to join are getting declined

[fast gorge]

who is playing

[gloomy tartan]

Damn denied entry

[neon agate]

I just love the shouts man

[hazy kestrel]

Havoc moment.

[primal tartan]

RIP Katy Perry

[tall grove]

I mean it’s fair enough, I’m only clearance level 22 lol

[ocean widget]

perry the platypus died?
damn

[tall grove]

Nvm I’m in now

[gloomy tartan]

You wanna havoc?

I’ll join havocs whenever if I’m not lagging like I’m not rn

[hazy kestrel]

I haven’t bothered with havoc in a while. Since maybe when the season started.

[placid wolf]

As far as I’m concerned she died and was replaced by a skinwalker

[fast gorge]

i kissed a guard and i liked it.

[gloomy tartan]

It’s been a fucking EXPERIENCE my brother lol

[hazy kestrel]

I know, I’ve been watching it all unfold from the sidelines.

[neon agate]

There is nothing wrong with that Ogryn friend

[gloomy tartan]

You have to experience it before it ends to say you where there for rotten armor contaminated stims and extra enemy density

[fast gorge]

i am NOT an ogryn.

[primal tartan]

BOGO
Buy one Ogryn get one Ogryn free

[hazy kestrel]

I did, once. Never again.

[neon agate]

FOOK DOGRYN. DON'T KILL ME PLEASE. I'M SORRY

[lusty estuary]

ogryn in denial many such cases

[fast gorge]

sure, buy my weed

[gloomy tartan]

Hey nena did I do good in that mission we ran ?

[fast gorge]

i call it even

[neon agate]

Uhh Weed stores have a chance of killing me (that's not a joke)

[gloomy tartan]

Reminds me of bush telling Harold and Kumar to smoke my weed

[fast gorge]

my weed store has a DEFINITE chance of killing you.

[primal tartan]

Weedle pokemon

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t buy no weed from nox alpha

[placid wolf]

@gloomy tartan do you play Helldivers?

[lusty estuary]

like do you have a hemp allergy or does every employee at every dispensary want to kill you

[placid wolf]

comes back as a poxwalker

Gas station weed. Never again

[gloomy tartan]

Naw but I’ve thought of buying it a lot lol.

[neon agate]

Hemp allergy

[fast gorge]

I AM FROM BRANX MAGNA!!!

[placid wolf]

I can convince you

[gloomy tartan]

hump allergy

[placid wolf]

I sure as shit don’t have that

[gloomy tartan]

How much is it even on Xbox rn let me see

[lusty estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/hump-day-camel-guess-what-day-it-is-gif-13858540

[neon agate]

My throat closes up just be being near it when it's smoked. A couple of teenagers smoked neara me, but I was fine because I left fast

[placid wolf]

Normally 40 bucks

[lusty estuary]

i would assume its on gamepass

[gloomy tartan]

That’s doable

[neon agate]

I do have that. No gooning here. Ever

[ocean widget]

i dont think thats an allergy
im pretty sure thats your body being immune to getting high

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t think so?

[lusty estuary]

if i ever see anyone gooning i'm just going to fucking snap and start hurting myself and others

[neon agate]

No it gets bad

[ocean widget]

that was the joke

[fast gorge]

violence is never the answer....

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah it’s 40 you right

[ocean widget]

when you cant breathe
you die
but you also cant get high
therefore an immunity to getting high

[lusty estuary]

violence is the only answer to stop this tide. vermin tide

[gloomy tartan]

I mean it looks fun but haven’t I missed lots of cool items that were time based rewards?

[drowsy prawn]

what if they are turned on by your violence and goon harder 🤔

[neon agate]

Good. I nver wanted it

[fast gorge]

• horus

[neon agate]

,,,RUN

[lusty estuary]

no they don't do that, the only things you would've missed would've been capes tied to specific events? but they also might've given those out to all players

[lament dagger]

Not really, just some capes or some shit

[ocean widget]

if you want an easy way to get that one cape just reviewbomb the game

[lusty estuary]

whenever arrowhead adds any items that are tied to like a specific day they're given out to all players and not even just on that particular day i think. unless i'm mistaken if you bought and logged onto the game right now you'd get the hd1 armor and the constitution

[fast gorge]

i have 2k aquilas can they put something good in the store pls

[lusty estuary]

t'au firewarrior set tomorrow trust

[fast gorge]

the piggy yearns for the slop

[elder merlin]

Im gonna buy more aquilas tuesday, probably

[drowsy prawn]

if I buy enough aquilas will they fix the game 🤔

[lament dagger]

I have Xbox points I can redeem for monies

[elder merlin]

No, i just like slop

[fast gorge]

ugrthhh...my trough...so barren...

give me...BULLGRYN MASK!!!! WITH GOGGLES!!!

please fatshark my ogryn is kind of dripless sometimes

[lament dagger]

Am I a bum for liking the Tread Lightlies gang because their leader is "Miss Steel"
And liking tanks

[fast gorge]

im getting on the tide

[lusty estuary]

yes the water cartel is the only option

the ragged king will rise again

[fast gorge]

RAGGED KING IS A TRAITOR BUM!!!

[lusty estuary]

okay freak you're just peanut butter and jelly.

[elder merlin]

Who?

[gloomy tartan]

Ragged king is aura farming in his cuck water bed

[fast gorge]

this is why your hive gang is dead. dead as hell.

[lament dagger]

No idea, I just like her name and tanks
She runs a gang that involves tanks

[lusty estuary]

yeah but what if instead of miss steel her name was piss steel

not so cool now, huh? that's another win for the brave freedom fighters in the water cartel.

[modest flume]

Piss steel?

PLASTEEL?

[fast gorge]

piss steel

[tall grove]

Cryonic rod!

[fast gorge]

will the pearly gates ever open..

[lusty estuary]

for me they will for you probably not

[fast gorge]

kobolds are.....godless creatures.

[gloomy tartan]

Anyone wanna help me get the indefatigable penance ?

[lusty estuary]

what.

[tall grove]

Shush
They’re adorable gremlins

[lament dagger]

It would be insane of the last class added was Space Marines
How would that even work? (it wouldn't, but it would be funny)

[fast gorge]

sorry but i am goblin fan number one

[tall grove]

Total goblin death

[lusty estuary]

oh sorry but i am a servant of the devil and am trying to destroy the world! that's you. that's what you just said.

[blissful kiln]

oh you like goblins? how about you...

[fast gorge]

Do not tempt me.

[drowsy prawn]

It would work if you buy enough aquilas and Fatshark gets loaded enough to buy SM right from GW 😏

[jaunty path]

@languid hazel how was utopia

[lament dagger]

Can we get a Death Watch space marine boss fight
I wanna beat one to death with hammers

[languid hazel]

Good. Finally have a space all to myself for gaming :3

[lament dagger]

A lot of hammers

[drowsy prawn]

did someone say goblin slayer??

[tall grove]

Why would we fight loyalist marines?

[rancid folio]

whats a good suicide technique

[fast gorge]

nobody said goblin slayer

[drowsy prawn]

I see, is that why you like goblins 🤔

[lament dagger]

I thought Death Watch was Nurgle's marines
Are they labeled wrong in SM2

[fast gorge]

do not kill goblins they are a protected species due to being on the brink of extinction.

[lusty estuary]

joblins are better anyways

[fast gorge]

the game wardens will be on your ASS!!!!

job? recoiling from my screen like a vampire to sunlight

[lusty estuary]

dont matter uncle ben gnoblars are better than both of them

[fast gorge]

true....

[lament dagger]

I'm at my job rn
Nothing is going on so we're on our phones

[fast gorge]

i work tomorrow

[languid hazel]

The only bad part of today is that I overcooked my dinner. That and I guess I still need to finish dusting stuff off 😭

[tall grove]

You’re thinking of the death guard. Death watch are the inperiums special anti-xeno space marines

[lament dagger]

Damn, my shift is over already
Time flies when nothing happens

[carmine steppe]

Imperium*

[drowsy prawn]

Just like Cadian guards

[tall grove]

I’m mid havoc can’t type well

[gloomy tartan]

YOU FOKING WOT

[lusty estuary]

the deathwatch are those guys from star war

[lament dagger]

Dammit, that's why I mixed them up
Death death death

[carmine steppe]

You shouldn't do that during havoc 😭

[tall grove]

I’m dead now
Also I’m aware, I’m just stupid

[fast gorge]

war in star

[lusty estuary]

you mean to tell me we're in the stars right now and there's some kind of war?

[drowsy prawn]

what havoc lvl was it

[carmine steppe]

Btw the origin of the Deathwatch is the stupidest and most corny shit ever

I'm not kidding that shit will make you hate deathwatch

[tall grove]

35

[lusty estuary]

the ordo xenos' special forces the keyword being SPECIAL! POINTLESS CHAPTER!

[fast gorge]

if its not havoc 40 its not even havoc actually

[lament dagger]

New Fortnite chapter in two and half hours

[drowsy prawn]

based take

[lusty estuary]

havoc 1 is the only real way to experience that gamemode anyways

[kindred hearth]

Are the perks from curio's changable?

[fast gorge]

havoc 1 got a total of 3 enemy spawns per game

[summer crow]

Just got my first maelstrom mission done last night

[languid hazel]

Has Fatshark ever said when they’re releasing the blåhaj cosmetics?

[lusty estuary]

yes

[fast gorge]

(i struggled with the havoc climb, keep your heads up rejects)

[summer crow]

sorry chat, i know its 3 minutes before hive scum release but we gotta delay it until Christmas

[lament dagger]

I will commit atrocities

[fast gorge]

how to lead a cavalry charge for beginners (easy difficulty)

[kindred hearth]

Does shock maul + shield excel at something different than arbites shock maul?

[summer crow]

shielding oh and crowd control with its special

[kindred hearth]

And arbites makes up for that in? Attack speed?

[elder robin]

I just watched a lot of scum gameplay and the class look dope

However now I kinda want a flame grenade buff lol, the tox grenade from scums is exactly the same but better in every possible way

[fast gorge]

nerf zealot actually

[summer crow]

yeah zealot 200 shot this plague ogryn we gotta nerf it :/

[fast gorge]

just get the class gone.

(i use shock grenade on zealot i'll be real)

[lusty estuary]

replace zealot with something that actually fits this useless chud game like a space marine

[elder robin]

Isn't it the weakest class currently? I barely see anyone use zealot ever in high havoc

[rancid folio]

i wish i had the balls to shoot myself

[fast gorge]

i see zealots all the time?

[languid hazel]

They should remove every class but Ogryn and Hive scum :3

[summer crow]

they're besties

[fast gorge]

alas, idk the state of flame-grenade im kinda just saying shit for the bit

[summer crow]

tbh if i don't get the penance naturally im just not gonna get it

[drowsy prawn]

https://youtu.be/c-_jIvEB898 not quite

[gloomy tartan]

Lmao my cutthroats all “ no one gets this detail unless they messed up. what’s Your story?”
Arbites lady “ I trusted someone”
Cutthroat “ ah figures. That’s why I don’t trust ANYONE!”
Arbites lady “ wise”

[drowsy prawn]

also book bots are never useless in havoc

[gloomy tartan]

Cutthroat just starts screaming in normal conversations lol

[summer crow]

hive scum x arbites yuri confirmed

[gloomy tartan]

Proof

[elder robin]

Lmao okay

It's just that flame grenade is exactly the same as tox grenade except that it doesn't pierce armor, doesn't last after enemies left it, last less time and have less charges

So it feels like it could use something new to feel at least like it's filling a different role in comparison

[summer crow]

it's right there

[fast gorge]

i swear everyday we got someone shipping their strike team together

[gloomy tartan]

Guide me to this data pad

I’m joking lmao

[summer crow]

i need to start using my ao3 account for good and writing yuri fanfiction of darktide

[elder merlin]

We need shark outfits, shark caps like the ones in vermintide 2, a shark skin cape with a fin on the back, a lower jaw hanging from the neck and maybe some hanging skin from the arms, shark skin pants and metal boots

[marsh iris]

baby shark mode

[gloomy tartan]

This gives off the vibe of kylo ren going “ I know what I have to do but i don’t know if I’m strong enough to do it…”

[summer crow]

big fan of the cartoonish shark poacher fit
straight out of wild krats

[jaunty path]

Yo

[little marten]

Arrooooo

[fast gorge]

packmates

[summer crow]

if strength were motivation yes

[jaunty path]

Daily reminder that 67 is funny and if you disagree ur a loser

[lusty estuary]

the way some of these personalities talk to each other its really hard not to

[tender horizon]

6 7

[marsh iris]

street sharks?

[little marten]

SIX SEVENNNN

[fast gorge]

6 7!!!! 6 7!!!!!!

[jaunty path]

6 7

[summer crow]

67 doesn't mean anything and if you get mad at it you become the butt of the joke for thinking it means something

[jaunty path]

6 7

[fast gorge]

6 or maybe 7 operatives

[lusty estuary]

67 means something but i won't tell you what

[summer crow]

between 6 and 7 darktide classes

[lusty estuary]

there's possibly 6 or 7 meanings

[marsh iris]

FOR THE SIX SEVEN

[drowsy prawn]

what's 67 🤔

[lusty estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-chud-fat-chud-brucedroppemoff-bruce-gif-7290048522851418216

[magic radish]

do any cosmetic mods exist for the operatives?

[summer crow]

many

[fast gorge]

yeah there's like 6 or 7 mods

[lusty estuary]

for the drip, you'll have to check the darktide modding discord for a version that works

[magic radish]

give me dyed hair and piercings for everyone

[summer crow]

pride flag charms for my guns

[full smelt]

when do we get the event frame reward?

[magic radish]

oooh nice thanks i’ll check it out

[fast gorge]

woke...woke in my chudhammer...

[lusty estuary]

dec 2nd

[full smelt]

ah true, ty

[magic radish]

when do i get the red tag 😔🙌

[jaunty path]

When you say 6 7

[full smelt]

never, youre getting banned 2morrow

[fast gorge]

activity

[lusty estuary]

if you keep talking it'll appear eventually like a black mark on your soul

[fast gorge]

the black spot...yarrgh...

[magic radish]

i am no heretic!

[summer crow]

i am

[carmine steppe]

Sounds like Slaneesh trickery to me

[fast gorge]

you guys aren't sailing the high seas like i am

[summer crow]

slaanesh loves me ong

[lusty estuary]

i'm literally the one and only woke pirate

[summer crow]

WOKEY D PRONOUNS???!??!

[magic radish]

slaanesh would love me tbh i’m transgender as fuuuck

[fast gorge]

i am going to plunder your cargo

[lusty estuary]

what... those are reall....?

[languid hazel]

Unironically I would like this if only because it’d piss off the chuds :3

doesn’t fit the setting one bit but I’d love this

[lusty estuary]

this chud pirate tries to pillage and plunder a real swashbucklers vessel watch what happens

[full smelt]

what if instead of a felinid class we get felinid cosmetics

[carmine steppe]

You can get the mod if you want

[fast gorge]

NO CAT PEOPLE IN MY CHUDTIDE

[summer crow]

i need cat ears

[languid hazel]

Ecksbawcks player sadly

[magic radish]

noise marines are such a genuine move tbh bc space marines are mad autistic they’d hate that i get it

[fast gorge]

HERESY HERESY HERESY!!! POSTED TO TWITTER!!!

[summer crow]

youd rather have dog ears

[fast gorge]

His name is dogryn for an amazing reason

[carmine steppe]

Ehhh a noise marine would make your head blow up

[lusty estuary]

maybe they'd make your head blow up but they'd be fine with me

[fast gorge]

i'd be like headbanging!!! like rock on dude!!!!

[summer crow]

when im fighting noise marines and a jbl speaker lands behind me squad

[carmine steppe]

Also y'all can have felinids cosmetics, it would fit with outcasts and rejects since they are mutants that most of the time are killed on sight

[magic radish]

i could totally firm it xoxo

[carmine steppe]

It is for the noise Marine

[fast gorge]

if you're not even listening to grunge sludgecore you're not even listening to real music

[summer crow]

nah slimecore slaps

[magic radish]

also can we all agree that Rannick is absolutely 🏳️‍🌈?

[languid hazel]

Oh definitely

[rancid folio]

i wish mom believed in abortion

[carmine steppe]

And here come the noise marines with their new hit!!! Dark Prince of Excess

[fast gorge]

"yeah, i only listen to this sludgecore artist that got big back in 2021 and died of an overdose...its real music, you wouldnt understand."

[magic radish]

i’m obsessed he’s so cunty

[jaunty path]

Death guard after violently shitting on loyalists

[summer crow]

why would you have to believe in abortion to get one, it's right there

[carmine steppe]

Part of their new album "It's never enough drugs"

[fast gorge]

i was in a band once

[summer crow]

on the back theres a recipe on john noises premier recipe on how to grind people into the best flavor of drug

[blissful kiln]

what joker is that on your pfp?

[magic radish]

i named my head popping psyker Charlie-Kirk back at the beginning of this year and I’ve been too scared to change my character at all incase they Find Me and ban it

[rancid folio]

sorry i bothered you

[summer crow]

i will make no funny comments

[lusty estuary]

you're probably fine and can just do it

[carmine steppe]

Damn, sorry you are like this

[fast gorge]

doakes stare

[jaunty path]

Oh this person left

[carmine steppe]

Lmao why

[summer crow]

someone said beetlejuice 3 times i think

[carmine steppe]

Mom found their discord message I guess

[gentle cedar]

Remove bulwarks oh my god

[marsh iris]

its your duty

[graceful fern]

No im still here

[long trench]

Just had a round where 3 of us were pinned by Bulwarks and, one by one, trappers pulled us to our deaths through the shields 🙁

[summer crow]

i keep krak grenades for that very purpose

[fast gorge]

[blazing ibex]

Welcome to Tertium. Hope you enjoy your stay.

[graceful fern]

False

[fast gorge]

pinned by a bulwark

[elder merlin]

[wispy wadi]

I just heard one of the Scum lines "Say something about cadia, I know you want too"

[gloomy tartan]

Your telling me a fucking 🦐 fried this rice?

[gentle cedar]

I had to clutch an auric and just gave up after 3 minutes when I couldnt kill 4 bulwarks. (rolling steel)

[blazing ibex]

Oh God he's shrimping it! 🔥

[primal tartan]

Are there any other trinket cosmetics that glow like the plasma canister

[long trench]

I hate bulwarks, but they are needed to stop us from steamrolling everthing I guess

[gentle cedar]

Im not a bad player, Bulwarks are just not skill to me, its a waiting game since you have to wait for them to attack first or stagger them

[gloomy tartan]

Instead or remmi cooking it’s a shrimp on some guys head lol

[fast gorge]

just had the nicest brioche buns bro

[tall grove]

Bulwarks are dogshit and should be removed

[primal tartan]

I love making em eat krak grenades of box of nades

[gentle cedar]

Thankyou

[blazing ibex]

Bulwarks need another rework tbh

[modest flume]

Blue stimm Bulwark says hello

[last valve]

I had your mom's buns

[fast gorge]

nuh uh!!!

[tall grove]

An indestructible shield is fucking stupid

[gloomy tartan]

Best I can do is rotten armor and stolen stims

[modest flume]

Also he's in a squad of 10, and 4 others are healing

[primal tartan]

still turned to mince meat

[fast gorge]

people that use discord dont have sex

[summer crow]

wruf

[primal tartan]

i always take blessings against things like bulwarks

[gloomy tartan]

I did a sex once or twice back in my day when I served in the clone wars

[modest flume]

Nope you get stunlocked to death from blue stimm'd rotten armor

[fast gorge]

no, no sex.

[summer crow]

im allowed to onomatopoeia

[gloomy tartan]

Back when I was obi wan kenobi

[lusty estuary]

maybe someone like you... but me.. heh.. i'm different

scab trapper hello

[tulip kettle]

The way I relapsed

[gloomy tartan]

If you don’t have sex until your 30 you become a wizard

[tulip kettle]

Hiiiiiiii Nil

[blazing ibex]

weff

[midnight lotus]

It's true. I had a succubus rob me of my mana at 21. 9 years short. I could have been all-powerful.

[fast gorge]

this is me rn, this is how you made me feel

[gloomy tartan]

You could of been casting magic missile for the hoes and now you got no fireballs

[midnight lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/pepocry-pepe-pepe-the-frog-frog-cry-gif-13668806469495645945

[lusty estuary]

fuck you doing in the napoleonic wars discord.

[wispy wadi]

I think this gif is about a peepohappy

[fast gorge]

i used to play a lot of NW regiment battles

[lusty estuary]

could've used that time to harvest grain instead and sell it for capital

[gloomy tartan]

Me in different, I’m. Human fighter. I hit the magic bad guy with a sword in the face 9milliom times in the timespan of a fart

[wispy wadi]

Honestly another proof that reading the gif names is the better way though

[left swan]

HAVOC IS GONE!? NOOOOO

[fast gorge]

please my lord....my land is kind of barren

[wispy wadi]

Havoc is gone!? YEEEEEES

[left swan]

oh nvm it's still there, for now

[gloomy tartan]

You could use that time you spent harvesting grain to study the blade

[fast gorge]

i studied sword and buckler

[lusty estuary]

my daemonic blade has taught me all i've needed to know

[fast gorge]

heh...im kind of a badass.....

[lusty estuary]

7000 people in the world and i will slay them all.

[fast gorge]

7000 people in the world and i will protect them all.

[gloomy tartan]

On monster hunter?

[fast gorge]

in real life

[gloomy tartan]

Can I ride your shoulders and we form goro?

[fast gorge]

i've never actually played a monster hunter game

[lusty estuary]

gnoblar spear tower

[gloomy tartan]

I can use a spear to give us reach and with your buckler and sword we’d have good close range

[fast gorge]

three gnoblars in a trench coat walk into a tavern.

[midnight lotus]

Fighter: I do four attacks of 1d12+3. That's an average of 29 damage, nice.
Chadzard: I cast fireball at 8th level. That's 13d6 on every target for an average of 45 each

Why even be martial

[summer crow]

dog to dog communication

[fast gorge]

Say that again...

[gloomy tartan]

action surges before wizard can cast a spell and fucking slices him in half with my greatsword

I like magical friends tho they are helpful

[summer crow]

initiative matters

[fast gorge]

people will want to play DND just to act based for playing human-knight

sorry, but i am eating you in the woods. slowly.

[gloomy tartan]

Yup that’s why there’s magic abilities to give you higher initiative lol

[lusty estuary]

how you eating people slowly dahwg. do it faster. there's youtube videos for you to watch

[gloomy tartan]

The spell that lowers the enemy’s turn to the BOTTOM is so dirty

[summer crow]

fuck it, no magic items, i either get a nice dex bonus or i go last

[fast gorge]

Lost Media Long form slop and eating humans!!!!

[gloomy tartan]

Asking my fighter to not wear armor is like asking me to be naked

[fast gorge]

ok hold on my base is being RAIDED!!! FUCK!!!

[tender horizon]

Least take me to dinner first.

[gloomy tartan]

You be da dinner

Guys imagine Ogryn in the NBA

[fast gorge]

dude my team has combat stats in the 60s and two died to DUST BANDITS!!!

[outer jasper]

Multiclass into monk bro

[fast gorge]

in better news i found these cherry cola tictacs.

[gloomy tartan]

I LIKE COOL ARMORS THEY REPRESENT MY VIRILITY

[outer jasper]

Armor is for pussies who wear armor

[gloomy tartan]

Your just mad you don’t have a cool armor

[outer jasper]

Yeah…

[gloomy tartan]

Shits expensive you have to fucking work for it

[fast gorge]

Armour enjoyers mogged by a true hammer fan

[outer jasper]

It’s cheaper to be a monk these days man

[gloomy tartan]

Or you steal it. Or its inherited

[jaunty path]

Get me tf outta this hotel 🧍‍♀️

[gloomy tartan]

🚌

[jaunty path]

Get me THE FUCK OUTTA HERE

[fast gorge]

powerscaling the free companies in italy

[lusty estuary]

welcome to the hotel california

[wispy wadi]

Wha happen in the hotel

[gloomy tartan]

I sent you a bus you can leave now

[fast gorge]

you dont want to know.

[jaunty path]

NOTHING. GET ME THE FUCK OUTTA HERE NOWWWW

I WANNA LEAVE. LET ME OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTRTRTTTTTTT NOWWWWWWWWWW

[gloomy tartan]

takes you out of the box

[jaunty path]

IM LITERALLY IN A BOX

[fast gorge]

/ me summons invisible forcefield!!!!!

[gloomy tartan]

You’re the best damn box on the force Murphy. Or should I say…RoboBox.

[wispy wadi]

Leave in your mind Make a journey in your mind. Travel the FUCKING TRANCHES OF TERTIUM

[fast gorge]

no trenches

[gloomy tartan]

Remember when robo cop shot that guy in the fucking dik?

[jaunty path]

KILLSYOURFAMILYANDMAKESYOUWATCH

[fast gorge]

trench warfare is lame....not very poggers.

[wispy wadi]

That's why I wrote "tranch"

[gloomy tartan]

leers at you like a drunk Homer Simpson

[lusty estuary]

trench warfare is for the worms. put us on the moon

[jaunty path]

Trench warfare kinda risky since a nurgle daemon can just shit an ocean in the trenches

[fast gorge]

my ideal darktide operation is a series of patrols with no action.

[gloomy tartan]

Flooding the arena

[lusty estuary]

new darktide operation set on the mourningstar where we just play poker and slam our heads into the wall out of boredom

[wispy wadi]

THey should add cars and uhhh crossovers and uhhh Godzilla to Darktide

[fast gorge]

i dont know how to play poker.

[gloomy tartan]

I wanna go on a ghetto safari through atoma on my battle tank

[lusty estuary]

that's what makes it fun

[jaunty path]

Play balatro

[fast gorge]

"i'm all in"

loses 50 million ordo dockets

LIKE A BOSS!

[gloomy tartan]

No they go all in 9 times in a row keep winning then lose it all the 10th because they get addicted to the rush lol

[fast gorge]

im already a recovering gambling addict

[gloomy tartan]

Wanna gamble ?

[fast gorge]

nah man i lost it all playing farkle

[lusty estuary]

my girlfriend keeps buying slot machines

[jaunty path]

Tomorrow's the 30th. A day closer to fucking leaving

[gloomy tartan]

She needs them to form her final form

[lusty estuary]

gambler prime

[gloomy tartan]

Ah….Mehico…

[jaunty path]

BACK HOME

So I can return to my gooncave(doing nothing all day)

[gloomy tartan]

You call it the goon cave?

[fast gorge]

play kenshi

[jaunty path]

The space underneath my bed where I can just play darktide endlessly

[gloomy tartan]

Now I’m afraid what the stalactites and stalagmites in your goon cave are made off…

[lusty estuary]

i want to play kenshi but i also want to play the warhammer fantasy warband mod and i can't choose.

[jaunty path]

Whos the hottest fnaf animatron

Toy chica.................

[summer crow]

mangle

[gloomy tartan]

Would chuck e cheese assimilate into the group well?

[summer crow]

she just like me fr

[twin dirge]

I second this

[lusty estuary]

toy chica is a mid pick because the obvious answer is either mangle or funtime foxy

[summer crow]

toy chica fans just can't handle regular chica

[fast gorge]

ok thats fair that mod is really good

[summer crow]

you know it

[gloomy tartan]

That’s just a robot I don’t wanna fuc a robot

[twin dirge]

Id prolly pipe the puppet

[summer crow]

the paper pals

[gloomy tartan]

The muppets have banned you

[lusty estuary]

the skinks look so funny

old man consequences might actually be the only option

[summer crow]

i thought old man was just a computer guy

[gloomy tartan]

Hey since Zola worked with ragged king when she was younger does that make her a ex hive ganger ?

[jaunty path]

Y

[summer crow]

yeah it's confirmed in one of the cinematics about hive scum i believe

[gloomy tartan]

I assume they are cold 🥶 feel weird

[lusty estuary]

computers are basically animatronics but also i think he's like some kind of god / devil analog and i just needed an out of left field pick

[summer crow]

the one where her and rannick were talking about using hive scum

[jaunty path]

Warmer

[gloomy tartan]

What do you mean warmer lmao

[jaunty path]

Heat it up bruh

[lusty estuary]

https://youtu.be/19WGPavLa6s?si=cn5JX8qJnViUEJ8k this is the shit grendyl is going through probably