general-chat

[jaunty path]

No ur not

[dapper trench]

if you want me to stop just say so

[somber stream]

You're right, FS lied. It's not in the store lmao

[amber delta]

I won my most important battle

[candid stratus]

bodypillow of sefoni floating in her tank

[dapper trench]

damn

[round mica]

Body pillow of swagger

[amber delta]

but maybe I should start asking them to delete duelling sword

[surreal ermine]

fatshark lied people died

[dapper trench]

truth be told i like fucking with people sometimes

their responses make me laugh

[raven furnace]

are you happy with the new aura?

[dapper trench]

why delete loner?

[jaunty path]

Because

[somber stream]

It encourage you to go alone, in a team-based game

[dapper trench]

ur point

[surreal ermine]

loner was such an ass backwards design

[jaunty path]

The knife is enough incentive for me

[amber delta]

not as good as the tdr, but I like it, I'm using it these days

[dapper trench]

HOW

[jaunty path]

I will run away no matter what

[somber stream]

You don't do Havoc, do you

[dapper trench]

IT JUST REMOVES THE DOG

[jaunty path]

You can't stop me from running away

[surreal ermine]

loner was the zealot aura

[dapper trench]

Or maybe that was lone wolf

[jaunty path]

Loner stops dogs from spawning?

[amber delta]

chat does he know

[somber stream]

He got confused

[dapper trench]

one sec, i need to know since i main Zel

[somber stream]

He main Zel

[amber delta]

it was the grief zealot aura, it got replaced with stam cost reduction

[astral basin]

Ngl a demon tossing the doom slayers helmet at anyone is cold af
“Hes not here to wreck shit anymore. Im here now”

[dapper trench]

[dapper trench]

no

[raven furnace]

im using it too (didnt mean to insinuate anything btw 😅 ). i also used loner, but stuck with the team and only broke coherency when it was tactically wise (e.g. team being suppressed by ranged enemies)

[fallen abyss]

Are the Animated Portraits released yet or nah? I can´t see them

[dapper trench]

nope

[jaunty path]

I don't think doom guy beats gay spider from hazbin hoetal

[fallen abyss]

oh gamer

[dapper trench]

wait discord or in game?

[fallen abyss]

Steam Points Shop

[astral basin]

Huh?

[jaunty path]

@fallen abyss protogen?

[fallen abyss]

Yah

[jaunty path]

Suplexing you

[raven furnace]

can't find the new avatars and stuff in the steam point shop

[dapper trench]

Looking at my profile, just you big dog

[fallen abyss]

[jaunty path]

https://tenor.com/view/brock-lesnar-german-suplex-daniel-bryan-wwe-survivor-series-gif-13000947

[fallen abyss]

I just checked your steam, liar

[dapper trench]

what do you mean portraits

[somber stream]

Fat Shark can't keep getting away with this

[jaunty path]

The tweet for the rations event looks like caca I can't lie

[astral basin]

Oops. Zombie doom guy wasnt on my bingo carc

[dapper trench]

like out line of the pfp?

[fallen abyss]

Steam Points shop

[jaunty path]

Very "graphic design is my passion"

[dapper trench]

ok??

[fallen abyss]

It looks like full profile conversions, idk

[jaunty path]

Oh these profile frames look like shit lmfao

[fallen abyss]

I like the auric one, or what thats from, quartermaster?

[somber stream]

I think they deleted the tweet

[dapper trench]

like they turn your whole profile into that thing?

[somber stream]

Yeah nothing on their X, smh can't even get the frame release right

[manic rock]

Yeah, deleted.

[dapper trench]

Ooooh Loner got replaced by Zealous

[fallen abyss]

I think so, Idk yet cuz not released

[dapper trench]

yea i got a few of those want me to put it on my profile rq so you can see?

calm down, it aint the bad

[raven furnace]

i guess its just not available on steam yet, so that's why it was deleted

[fallen abyss]

prob

[somber stream]

Then why the tweet in the first place lol

No testing at all

[dapper trench]

miscommunication

[jaunty path]

Social media managers bein made a servitor

[dapper trench]

however quickpaw is doing good tho

[jaunty path]

Lobotomized

[dapper trench]

[ocean widget]

something related to the PFP

damn did missus get muted or smth?

@obtuse oak did you shoot missus?

[somber stream]

Looks like it

[ocean widget]

damn

[dapper trench]

HO SHIT

[minor narwhal]

obliterated for crimes committed in 1993

[ocean widget]

stop drinking zero

[dapper trench]

I am not drinking rn

[tacit geode]

Why is it dark grey now

[ocean widget]

missus is in solitary

[minor narwhal]

evil sludge took over

[dapper trench]

coming back from a hangover and are eating a apple pie

[ocean widget]

apple pies are ho shit
good to know

[dapper trench]

yes

[jaunty path]

Oh

[hazy notch]

I just checked all game if the year bullshit

[ocean widget]

shes alive

[hazy notch]

That shit runs by lesbians and gay people

[quick osprey]

Apple pies are so good.

[dapper trench]

yes

[ocean widget]

i've said worse than what missus said so i have no idea how she got muted
i dont know if the social media team understands what colonisation is though TBF

[fallen abyss]

people always be blaming Hank when theres like 5 other mods 💔

[ocean widget]

2 of them are dead
and the other one is dead

[fallen abyss]

damn

[hazy notch]

Tell them what space racism is

[minor narwhal]

someone should powerscale hank

[quick osprey]

We all know every mod team has the designated blame catcher

[obtuse oak]

thanks for the self report. do you have the time and date of your offending message?

[somber stream]

Did you reflect on your action and promised not to say stinky poo poo things against Fatshark?

[ocean widget]

@obtuse oak

[jaunty path]

Yea

[quick osprey]

Lmao

[obtuse oak]

ok lol I fail to see how that is worse

[ocean widget]

i told you
they dont know what colonisation means

[minor narwhal]

can you give me money so i can buy moss and slop

[obtuse oak]

also that is more obviously a joke even out of context

[dapper trench]

ok

[ocean widget]

fair

[jaunty path]

Hank is it just me or did ur pfp change

[hazy notch]

I got time out by a girl because I said space Vietnam (helldivers 2)

[obtuse oak]

just you, I haven't changed it in years

[astral basin]

Arc raiders lets you scrape moss off trees

[hazy notch]

So don't worry stupid people are everywhere

[jaunty path]

I see

[obtuse oak]

it was me though

[minor narwhal]

god damn they're trying hard to make me play that....

[somber stream]

You can also flood your own quarter with rubber ducks

[amber delta]

did I miss another ban

[hazy notch]

Until a Franse guy kill you while camping and takes your loot

[quick osprey]

It's a good game. Starting to get the average extraction shooter types on it now though so not as friendly as release

[jaunty path]

Yeah I was banned

[fallen abyss]

oh

[astral basin]

Quack

[minor narwhal]

i'd try it out but im allergic to extraction shooters

[round mica]

Arc raiders that internet darling game?

[jaunty path]

I'll be missed by everyone here surely.

[hazy notch]

Why

[amber delta]

what did you say

[dapper trench]

[jaunty path]

Told hank madness combat was kinda mid

[ocean widget]

missus said things that i will not post here
mainly because they've been deleted

[amber delta]

can you repeat it word for word

[hazy notch]

I don't know anything about this

[low hemlock]

me will miss u two Missus

[astral basin]

What loot? I got… 3 stacks of rubber half the time

[jaunty path]

Yeah so madness combat is massively overhyped and mid as fuck

[somber stream]

She wishes eternal wet socks against a particular Fatshark Employee

[quick osprey]

I finally gotta torrente blueprint so tbh all my loot goes to making sure I have mods bullets and replacement parts for more torrentes

[obtuse oak]

https://tenor.com/view/shhh-shush-quiet-gif-8316632

[hazy notch]

This game is a garbage

I don't play low quality mobile game bullshit

[minor narwhal]

hank can you activate fast mode so the embargo drops sooner

[obtuse oak]

madness combat predates the existence of smartphones by a few years

[jaunty path]

Wait. Is madness combat nexus done

[obtuse oak]

but ok

[somber stream]

It's currently 15:53 and there is still NO sign of the animated frame for steam

[lapis night]

Hark fellow Varlets, how art thou?

[dapper trench]

love madness combat

[astral basin]

Slept

[molten matrix]

project nexus has handed over development to the modding community

[quick osprey]

OMG is that the real thanquol?

[ocean widget]

can confirm
when humanity evolved into people-looking organisms is when madness combat first existed

[molten matrix]

basically abandoned because the ending very obviously lead to either a second game or part 2 of the story and dont get me started on the beta maps that were removed

[quick osprey]

IIRC madness combat was flash based at first wasn't it?

[lapis night]

I assue thee I am not thanquol in power armour wearing a golden mask varlet

[molten matrix]

16 arena maps gone even though they functioned prefectly well

[obtuse oak]

yeah, on newgrounds. idk anything about what they're yapping about now

that's all i know

a few flash animations and one flash game

[astral basin]

Oh. The horned orc has been closeted

[obtuse oak]

that's where my username comes from. but it's been 20 years, who knows what they got up to in the meantime

[lapis night]

I knoweth only that you speak in lies varlet

[astral basin]

Dearest magistrate, thine issuance upon my musings to the void is alarming enough. Hath thee damning knowledge of which I speak?

[tulip kettle]

Piss sniffer

[final herald]

If you ever wanna piss off people at random, start putting random individual words in quotations

[lapis night]

I knoweth not of two adventurers known as Gotrek and Felix

[fleet rampart]

Why would I want to "piss" people off?

[astral basin]

Random “words” in “quotations” eh? What does “that” “entail”?

[minor narwhal]

anyone wanna play "Fortnite"

[surreal ermine]

jojo part 8 style speech

[lapis night]

Thou art a common feline, I advocate for rattus superiority

[final herald]

Because sometimes it can "be" funny

You gotta do like one or two per scentence though, "depending" on the length

[tulip kettle]

Piss

[final herald]

Do it when people aren't expecting it for true chaos

[obtuse oak]

LOOOOOOOL

[astral basin]

“Thou be not the warriors you seeketh”

[obtuse oak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/729924048431349761/1156489629537677312/20230927_001644.gif?ex=65152866&is=6513d6e6&hm=3d326ac0025a9dbec40b6d36a22f73e657add47c5bfee4948a98e9fe0bea1e31&

[somber stream]

NEXT WEEK AHGHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[final herald]

D e l a y

[lapis night]

Lmaoth

[surreal ermine]

a week delay for fucking profile borders LMAO

[obtuse oak]

https://tenor.com/view/friends-joey-tribbiani-matt-le-blanc-chandler-bing-matthew-perry-gif-15980116

https://tenor.com/view/next-week-next-see-you-next-week-waving-bye-later-gif-13588299

[somber stream]

Imagine delaying profile frame by a whole week

[lapis night]

I haveth a speed awareness course the same day of thy scum update

I cannot stress this enough when I say, women driver moment

[versed nest]

the homies had to boot up aftereffects to make a new promo video

[astral basin]

Well shiet
Something happened

[obtuse oak]

🇳 🇪 🇽 🇹 🇼 🇪 🇪 🇰 ‼️

[obtuse oak]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-toothless-laugh-trendizisst-gif-23028890

[astral basin]

Soon™

[fierce cave]

HELLDIVERS 2 UPDATE SOON

[obtuse oak]

how does this keep happening

oh my lord

[blissful kiln]

Hark Tuah

[tacit geode]

NEXT MF WEEEEEK

[surreal ermine]

turns out there was never a model with these profile borders so we need to delay it to tweak the colors from putrid vomit green to rancid piss green

[astral basin]

CAS YOURE LATE TO THE PARTY

[lapis night]

Killeth thyself varlet

[fierce cave]

NEXT WEEK™

[tacit geode]

Apparently it's gotta be approved. Seems quickpaw was a bit enthusiastic hehe

[somber stream]

Peak marketing performance

[astral basin]

Soon™

[fierce cave]

Huh

[astral basin]

we discussed this earlier this week

[amber delta]

they delayed fucking STEAM SHOP ITEMS you cannot be serious

[jaunty path]

I think you mean iphone. I read those rectangle phones, or at least those simon thingys count as smart phones.

[ocean widget]

wait they're delayed?

how the fuck do you delay avatar frames

[jaunty path]

Are you really upset about those being delayed

They look butt fuckin ugly dude

[astral basin]

Missus bullied fs too hard.
Got silenced. Spent her 15 to harass them in person

[amber delta]

I'm not upset about those items in particular being delayed, I'm just impressed by how consistent FS is at delaying everything

[obtuse oak]

Fatshark is a Swedish game development studio based in Stockholm, Sweden. They are primarily known for their immaculate and improbable ability to delay all of their releases by one week. Some of their other works include the Warhammer 40,000: Vermintide series and Warhammer 40,000: Darktide.

[jaunty path]

I mean its either that or have the new class delayed by two months/years

[amber delta]

delay the ganger too , idc this class

[somber stream]

Who wanna bet they'll delay the class release

[jaunty path]

I'll sue fatshark if they delay

[ocean widget]

how the fuck do they delay so much shit though
the fucking german trains have less delays

[jaunty path]

I want my slop now.

[tacit geode]

As is the eternal fatshark curse they're waiting for fucking approval

[analog marsh]

idk what I am going to call my hivescum.

Hmmmm 🤔

[amber delta]

honestly at this point just never announce anything, just release when you actually can and tell people then

[astral basin]

Gw swooped in and slapped them with a “REDESIGN NOW”
And so they gotta redraw something and make it look worse

[marsh iris]

we mad

[amber delta]

this will have an extra bonus of saving the community from witnessing those gameplay teasers

[obtuse oak]

they did this for a while but people got super mad at the lack of communication

so they tentatively tried to announce things and do roadmaps again

[thick coyote]

Mines Isagi Yoichi

[obtuse oak]

and instantly got cursed several times back to back

absolute scenes

[amber delta]

what if we found a middle ground, announced what they work on but not commit to any deadlines

[pseudo terrace]

i thought the hive scum was junkerqueen from OW icl

[dapper trench]

[astral basin]

Cant ever make anyone happy

[jaunty path]

Can't win with these kind fellows

[dapper trench]

yea

[fast gorge]

w fatshark

[pseudo terrace]

gamers are the biggest crybaby’s, not wrong

[jaunty path]

I'm bored. Starts shitting myself

[jaunty path]

Can't say this w a dale pfp

[pseudo terrace]

i did

[manic wyvern]

Opened general and saw the words delay, almost shit myself. Just portraits fortunately

[jaunty path]

Lets fry this person alive

[analog marsh]

Nice.

For mine, maybe something simple like StimDealer would be a good enough placeholder name for them until I come up with a better one, since I intend to try and use the chemist build first

[jaunty path]

Jenkem Fiend still stands

[pseudo terrace]

and now because you mentioned it the entire thing will become delayed

[manic wyvern]

Then i’ll have to shit myself

[fast gorge]

new 1984 decree: no shitting yourself

[jaunty path]

Shits myself in rebellion

[manic wyvern]

One must shit themselves in protest of the unjust delays

[fast gorge]

you will get your ass wiped for this

[obtuse oak]

at least it's funny because it's just steam shop stuff.

[tacit geode]

Fatshark I'm begging you just start saying "ASAP"

[pseudo terrace]

i can’t wait to play as junkerqueen in darktide

[jaunty path]

My day is utterly ruined. I can't buy anything on steam point shop

[tacit geode]

Also you know next week aint too bad can't beat the "BUNGIE" tweets from back in the destiny days christ

[pseudo terrace]

i knew overwatch x warhammer was gonna happen

[obtuse oak]

one must imagine sisyphus shitting

[manic wyvern]

My body is a machine that turns water to urine

[elder oasis]

Next class is a jokaero. Clearly a winston reference :p

[jaunty path]

If hes a fucking dung beetle sure

[manic wyvern]

I forgot blizzard invented the punk scene with the release of junker queen

[jaunty path]

Thinking about dung defender

[pseudo terrace]

or the classic blizzard “ you guys don’t own phones? “

[elder oasis]

Dung beetles roll other animals dung i thought, so him shitting wouldnt be related to his species

[pseudo terrace]

get with the times buddy

[manic wyvern]

Dung beetles are turd burglars

[jaunty path]

They do roll other animals feces

[lyric basin]

guys i think i'm in love with fentanyl. am i an irl scum main?

[jaunty path]

Basically

[little marten]

FATSHARK FUMBLED AGAIN TIME TO PUNISH GENERAL WITH 2 MINUTE SLOWMODE

[dapper trench]

mood

[manic wyvern]

The loathsome dung eater

[minor narwhal]

fatshark is the funniest videogame company i cant believe they're probably real

[obtuse oak]

no it's just funny this time

[obtuse oak]

haha i love this estimation. probably real

[manic wyvern]

Fuck it, 10 minute slow mode

[little marten]

I don’t even know what the steam point shop is

[lyric basin]

i love fentanyl charlie, I LOVE IT

[jaunty path]

I know someone with this name and they have fucking 16k hours in tf2...they've only been playing since 2020 so WHAT THE FUCK????

[minor narwhal]

im not quite sure yet

[little marten]

Is it real money for points?

[amber delta]

Imma write an elaborate negative review about the game to farm steam points so I can buy all those items once they are out

[manic wyvern]

Nah it’s accumulated from buying stuff i think

[obtuse oak]

you can buy things to spice up your steam profile. it doesn't cost real money, it instead costs steam points that you accrue by spending money on other things on steam, or by getting awarded on your reviews/comments/guides/etc

[inner nimbus]

randomly checked the discord on my break at work and saw this message first, amazing

[obtuse oak]

welcome to the poopzone

[little marten]

Ohhh!!!! Nvm I think I have used that before

[fast gorge]

kill all dust bandits

[little marten]

Common NG L 😔

[dapper trench]

mood

[inner nimbus]

I've heard of some cruel punishments the gods of Olympus enacted upon people

[obtuse oak]

i actually think it's nice that we're getting darktide steam points shop stuff

[jaunty path]

Holyshit I just realized this implies sishphus is eternally constipated

[inner nimbus]

but, damn, some are more brutal than others

[lyric basin]

stims here

[obtuse oak]

but it's beyond parody that they can't release it without another next weekTM incident

[ocean widget]

infinite liver

[jaunty path]

Think theres one where fruit and water is just in reach but rises and lowers just out of their reach every time

Fuck now I'm thirsty

[obtuse oak]

tantalus

[minor narwhal]

next fatshark will get their delay delayed and be forced to release on time

[ocean widget]

no

[tacit geode]

I actually wanted to buy one of the darktide backgrounds for my steam profile so I'm a tad disappointed actually lmfao

[obtuse oak]

source of the word "tantalising"

when something is very desireable but you can't have it

[minor narwhal]

sisyphusable when something is uhh you keep doin it or something

[shadow scarab]

like the new scum class

[jaunty path]

Fuck

Evilass punishment

[inner nimbus]

a lot of words are derived from ancient greek or roman afaik, especially in the english language

[ocean widget]

only use i have for points RN is for upgrading profiles
reached the 2nd to last level on a pointshop badge and it ended before i could finish it
never again

[inner nimbus]

for ex. did you know that 'plumbing' comes from this one crazy material the romans found that they called plumbus?

[minor narwhal]

how is there a 2nd skaven

[obtuse oak]

you jest but "a sisyphus labor" is used in dutch to describe a seemingly endless task

[inner nimbus]

it was a metal that was easily shaped

[little marten]

I’m not touching Darktide to maximise my Scum retention for Tuesday. Then we scum, we scum hard.

[inner nimbus]

and so they made their plumbing with it

btw 'plumbus' nowadays is called 'lead'

[ocean widget]

plumbum*
not the rick and morty bollocks

[minor narwhal]

dutch is so ahead of its time

[obtuse oak]

roman empire collapsed because of lead poisoning. you heard it here first

[inner nimbus]

yes plumbum, my fault

[ocean widget]

banned for rick and morty reference

[inner nimbus]

never even watched the show but fair enough

actually no I did but like the first season

[jaunty path]

Now where does among us come from..

[minor narwhal]

rick and morty probably has like 29 seasons by now

[jaunty path]

How many rick and morty episodes have incest

[obtuse oak]

"haha wow this is a fresh new show. I want to keep watching this exact thing for 20 years" said no one ever. sheesh

[manic wyvern]

Simpsons fans in shambles rn

[obtuse oak]

six seasons and a movie and that should be it

[obtuse oak]

deserved

[inner nimbus]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vxMPtTpwv8M

[ocean widget]

as usual, no chalkeaters credit

[inner nimbus]

damn this is a shit crop as well

[minor narwhal]

bad crop? we're gonna sta

[ocean widget]

nate, post this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXE6B6Usj6o

[jaunty path]

Bad crop? Dude we're gonna STARVE

[inner nimbus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXE6B6Usj6o

[ocean widget]

ty

[inner nimbus]

also honorable mention, one of my fav songs from 'em
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeOevSI98wA

[ocean widget]

post the pokemon one nate

[obtuse oak]

English has a lot of synonyms for things because they'll have a word for something that originated in Latin that they adopted because of the French-speaking Norman invaders, an originally Germanic word that they adopted because of the Anglo-Saxon invaders, and sometimes even an originally Norse word that they got from the Viking invaders. As a treat

[inner nimbus]

no.

[ocean widget]

cant believe u dont like the pokemon song nate
abysmal dogshit

[manic wyvern]

This is especially prevalent with livestock and their byproducts; chicken and poultry, lamb and mutton etc. Normans ate the byproducts and the “native”population raised the livestock

[jaunty path]

Lmfao

God how did we get here

[ocean widget]

check the pokemon video they posted missus
you'll understand how

[jaunty path]

Why did I see a vaporeon bodypillow.

Why did I see another vaporeon. Do I need to shoot you

[ocean widget]

no
shoot the chalkeaters
anyway pokemon are ugly so not fuckable imo

[jaunty path]

Fake gooner.

Shoot the messenger

[ocean widget]

i'd rather not be classed as one at all

[minor narwhal]

anyone wanna watch family guy funny moments until embargo drops

[jaunty path]

Are you sure

[ocean widget]

yes
where'd u see the 2nd vaporeon anyway
only seen the bodypillow

[jaunty path]

Embargo as in mods can talk about the class right

[minor narwhal]

yea

[jaunty path]

The one singing

[amber delta]

if you ever feel useless, remember that force staffs have melee function

[ocean widget]

oh
that explains it

they could've at least had better taste in pokemon ngl

genesect was right there

[jaunty path]

You don't get it. I need to kill crushers with it

[jaunty path]

Thats a fucking robot dude

[ocean widget]

yes, and?

[jaunty path]

Stop touching toasters dense.

[ocean widget]

not my fault im a fan of big cannons

[jaunty path]

And they do have okay taste in pokemon. Most were generic but eh.

Also this made me think about how some furries fancy themselves superior/less degenerate for....nah

It's just a weird double standard that has sprout up

I need lopunny

[ocean widget]

dusk mane necrozma better ngl

[jaunty path]

Ok tell me ur opinion on dreadnoughts dense

[ocean widget]

necrophilia bad

[jaunty path]

THEYRE ALIVE YOU CUNT

[ocean widget]

i wouldnt class a walking corpse as alive

[placid kiln]

they arent a corpse

[jaunty path]

how do I punch someone through my screen

[placid kiln]

they are near that state yes but they arent a corpse they are still a living being just on heavy life support

[jaunty path]

They're legally alive you bitch

[ocean widget]

what state of life are you in where you're made to suffer constantly unable to do anything with your own body and forcefully kept alive by an empire that hates you and will only use you to fight instead of letting you peacefully rest

[placid kiln]

"hates you" yeah you have no idea about dreadnaughts

[jaunty path]

Fuck you dense dreadnoughts have the best lives evar....

They get health insurance...and.....

[ocean widget]

mate, being kept alive for nothing but fighting is not an action you perform on someone you like

[placid kiln]

they are literally revered and taken care of by literally everyone around them they are seen as living relics from a better age suffering to continue serving their god who hates em?

[wispy wadi]

Ok, first time I tested combat shotguns since they got buffed. All 3 feel playable wtf

[ocean widget]

theres the word
suffering
do you let the people you love suffer

[placid kiln]

ahhh your one of those dudes yeah its the imperium we all suffer brah

[elder oasis]

Yeah more like corpse adjacent XD

Its closer to compare them to an intense case of "will die without life support"

They in sarcophagus mode

[jaunty path]

Alt fire first combat shotty is solid for deleting things at every range. I love slugs!!

[placid kiln]

giving anyone shit for some kind of suffering in 40k is like being mad at people being dirty and smelly in fallout

[ocean widget]

ok so yeah you let your loved ones suffer
how nice of you

[dapper trench]

[placid kiln]

yeah i dip my mom and cat in a vat of acid

[jaunty path]

It can be sadism.

[elder oasis]

My love language is being the joker

[ocean widget]

at this point i wouldnt be surprised
not exactly a good form of 'love'

[wispy wadi]

I use the middle one, just rapid shoot and anything dies anyway + the funny stagger wide shot

[jaunty path]

Why are you hunting for a healthy relationship in robotics

[placid kiln]

or in 40k

[wispy wadi]

Making other vets miss their shots because I throw half the horde to the ground with my shotty

(except I suddenly get disconnects on that build only)

[placid kiln]

like i get your point but also no the imperium reveres them yeah it sucks but still no one hates them

[jaunty path]

An issue is ammo tbh

[wispy wadi]

Well, not my issue

Others should just run more ammo conserving ranged options

[ocean widget]

have you considered just using a better shotgun
like a knife

[jaunty path]

Kills dense.

Also use first mark for the slug!!!

[wispy wadi]

If I want to aim properly I use another gun Fuck the Slugshot

[elder oasis]

I like the slug shotty

[wispy wadi]

Also late to the party but I love how they announce a thing to then announce the delay

And also also, can I ask if we can disable the animated frames? Xbox can't handle static portraits, if now the frames add more uhhhhhhh yeah

[wooden creek]

Does xbox get Steam points shop stuff?

[wispy wadi]

How would it. I talk about other players running it.

[neon agate]

Okay now this depends if it's uhhh no I am not getting into this

[ocean widget]

the frames are in the point shop
not ingame
you wont see them ingame

@wispy wadi "Steam Points Shop"

[wispy wadi]

Oh aight

[lapis night]

Thou art but a layman

[dapper trench]

ok

[brazen pelican]

I like your name. It translates to "free biomass". ..oOwOo..

[wispy wadi]

Stop eating stuff from the floor

[brazen pelican]

No! :<

[lapis night]

I sharnt

[delicate vapor]

free

[wispy wadi]

I keep trying to come up with something to mock the admech cope but I find nothing beyond AdMechn't and that is not good enough

[brazen pelican]

SadMech.

[wispy wadi]

[ocean widget]

just tell em to go back to their turnbased

or lighting incense

or whatever the fuck the mechanicus does

[brazen pelican]

Toaster numbers intensifies.

[final herald]

What "do" you mean by that lmfao
You know exactly what "the" mechanicus does

[fair bridge]

it's funny how some people straight up do not comprehend instructions when you explain it to them plainly

[delicate vapor]

give me 3 business days to register

[brazen pelican]

Fuck you, I am not carrying power cells on Rolling Steel.

[final herald]

I don't see the reason to mock them, "tha's" boring

[fair bridge]

i told this dude exactly where he should go this morning to pick up freight and he nodded his fat fucking head to signal his understanding and then he just called me asking me where he needs to go

[wispy wadi]

Because their love and desire for an AdMech class disgusts me I only know misery and rage

[feral vessel]

admech's thing is having goofy as hell miniatures that somehow cost more than death korps

[final herald]

That seems kind of sad to have that mindset :^/
I "hope" you feel better

[ocean widget]

he collects gunpla
hope this help explain the rage

[final herald]

It doesn't, "I" also collect gunpla

[ocean widget]

that explains the rage

[final herald]

But I don't have rage

[ocean widget]

you know who else didnt have the rage
blood ravens

[wispy wadi]

Anime rage profile border says otherwise

[ocean widget]

just wait until a couple screws give out moebian

[final herald]

Ah yes
Anime "rage"

[ocean widget]

never in your life will you feel more angry than when you hear something collapse because the screws gave out

[final herald]

Gunpla doesn't have screws

[fair bridge]

just got a call from the station that the moron who got lost was saying i didn't tell him where to go

i'll just kill him i guess

[final herald]

Why are we getting the dispatch play by play for this shit go do your fucking job idiot

👼

[ocean widget]

shelves have screws moebian

[final herald]

Whats shelved

[ocean widget]

how much string have you used to hang your gunpla from the ceiling moebian

[fair bridge]

silence virgin

someone with a job is speaking

[final herald]

I am at work you fucking poptart

[lusty estuary]

unfortunately having a job tanks your karma so it doesn't really matter anyways

[final herald]

I just don't announce to everyone everything I'm doing

"PUTTING UP MONITORS. YOU GUYS NEED TO KNOW THIS."

[fair bridge]

oh my goddd just block me you complete child

[final herald]

"I WANT ALL OF YOU TO KNOW THAT THERE IS CONSTRUCTION AND RAPID GROWTH OCCURING FOR MY EMPLOYER."

[fair bridge]

you always find some way to instigate shit with me!! do you like me or something??

[wispy wadi]

No rage

[final herald]

"HELLO EVERYONE. MY FLASHLIGHT RAN OUT OF BATTERY. PLEASE VALIDATE."

[fair bridge]

you're not angry at all

[final herald]

Um yeah if I disliked you I wouldn't talk to you

[delicate smelt]

You guys should kiss

[final herald]

No I have a bf we will play vermintide today

[delicate smelt]

No homo though

[drowsy lynx]

Enemies to lovers arc is strong with these two

[fair bridge]

let's settle this like adults. beyblades in the parking lot at noon

[lusty estuary]

participate in my arena

[delicate smelt]

No weighted beyblades

[final herald]

No I don't want to know about your beyblade strategy

Or about your business woes

[elder merlin]

My karma is gonna be tanked this week

[final herald]

Can you instead tell me about what you are doing in darktide

[delicate smelt]

We be playing darktide yk how it is

[vague elm]

I'm gonna play 1 game on Vet the get ready for work

[fair bridge]

sure. in the darktide channels. this is the general channel though. :)

[neon agate]

Huh

[lusty estuary]

i don't even know what i'm doing in darktide anymore. i'm lost. nothing even matters....

[final herald]

I have this same issue with the people who have like lifechanging negative events and their first response is to put it on the internet

MY GRANDMOTHER IS CURRENTLY HAVING A HEART ATTACK. RIGHT NOW. NO I HAVEN'T CALLED THE POLICE YET WHAT DO YOU MEAN.

[fair bridge]

oh my god i was literally just making funny jabs at some moron at work

[wispy wadi]

Enter Twitchstreamers chat: Hey everyone my wife left me, I got 2 kinds of cancer, my dog ran away and a kid kicked a ball into my window.

[round mica]

🤨

[final herald]

Im making funny jabs at a...mallow? On the darktide server.

[tacit geode]

"can't wait for scum gameplay today"

[minor narwhal]

huh is this toxicity or just goofing around i cant tell

[fair bridge]

kinda toxic!!

[wispy wadi]

gonna rage all these "bum ass streamers" to get to play before I do. I am more important and fatshark is hating me so they give the class to these YouTube nerds first... or something

[vague elm]

I can't wait for scum gameplay.

[delicate smelt]

I can

[lusty estuary]

i'm currently waiting for scum gameplay

[manic wyvern]

I’m more excited for scum than all of you

[delicate smelt]

I meant to say I can't but I accidentally sent it too early so now I look cool and nonchalant or whatever

[elder merlin]

Bitchin, you know how it is

[wispy wadi]

Twitch drops with the scum gameplay too right? Get your naked ogryns

[final herald]

I am not typically upset I'm watching EV sales news on youtube while at work

I should do a play by play of everything happening outside

[vague elm]

I can't speak for anyone else but definitely true for me. I wanted Space Dwarf.

[final herald]

It is windy and cold and there are airplanes

[wispy wadi]

American airplanes?

[fair bridge]

omg same actually

[delicate smelt]

What would he do

[final herald]

I have no particular opinion of commercial airplanes but there are 2 c130s and a c17 as well

[wispy wadi]

Because if you are in america we actually DO need the commentary to know when the next one falls out of the sky

[fair bridge]

the clouds look nice today too

[lusty estuary]

its snowing outside rn in case you were wondering which i know you have to be

[delicate smelt]

Its actually not

[minor narwhal]

uh oh... 😨

[vague elm]

Capitalism.
But also have an AI automaton

[final herald]

As I type this the world is rotating at a rate of around 1 revolution per 24 hours

[wispy wadi]

Source?

[final herald]

Fuck....

[delicate smelt]

That would be cool, kinda like the cyber mastiff, I could also see a Squat class having a fricking lazerbeam gun

[final herald]

The votann are just the american economy in the future

[vague elm]

Squats got retconned, they are now Votann Legionairres

[wispy wadi]

Dead and erased?

[final herald]

There are necromunda squats still

[delicate smelt]

Tomato Tamahto

[vague elm]

squat is a slur

[delicate smelt]

Tomato Tahmato

[vague elm]

[final herald]

No its what I do when I uh

[wooden creek]

Squat is the imperial term used for homo sapiens rotundus that live in the imperium

[delicate smelt]

LOL like your mom

[wispy wadi]

You are a rotundus

[drowsy lynx]

👉 ↔️👌

[marsh iris]

gnight kids

[delicate smelt]

Your mom is a rotundus

[languid hazel]

Where hive scoom channel?

[final herald]

No scooming yet

[languid hazel]

>:(

[wispy wadi]

Scum in general instead

[manic wyvern]

Embargo dropping soon

[final herald]

Scoom drop

[lusty estuary]

if fat shark did ever for whatever reason change their mind about making a squat character it would more than likely be more leant towards ironhead prospectors than leagues so big drills instead of big lasers

[wispy wadi]

30 minutes or something till we all get the cuckchair and watch others play.

[languid hazel]

I feel like only Warframe players will understand scoom

[wispy wadi]

CLEM

[languid hazel]

CLEM

[manic wyvern]

I’m scooming

[final herald]

Tenno's koom

[wispy wadi]

You need to keep in mind, there are Wareframe players EVERYWHERE

[lusty estuary]

a hypothetical squat darktide character would be the isaac clarke of the 40k universe

[final herald]

We're not getting squats

[wispy wadi]

I am gonna do squats right now 🧍‍♂️

[languid hazel]

And just like that I feel like depresso binging Dead Space again :3

[wooden creek]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/JUlG8wni/necromundas-squat-prospectors-provide-yet-another-reason-not-to-go-outside/ lo, word of GW be upon thee

[final herald]

Devs: "No new height perspectives for darktide"

Players: So anyways here's this concept that requires height perspectives

[wispy wadi]

Ok that kinda hurt I should do them more often.

[wooden creek]

"Let’s clear one thing up. Unlike the Leagues of Votann, these guys are called Squats."

[lusty estuary]

i'm not saying it's something that'd actually happen i already prefaced my previous message with "if fat shark for whatever reason changed their minds" which i know they wouldn't

[wispy wadi]

As if not half the PC playerbase moded in 3rd person anyway, making the height irrelevant

[lusty estuary]

you are snippy with me and for that you will be receiving a package in the mail

[final herald]

I must destroy all ratling propoganda

RealRats™ only

[median spruce]

and it looks like fucking garbage

[wispy wadi]

tru

[final herald]

No not many actually

[lusty estuary]

skaven slave class TOMORROW

[neon agate]

Hey I ain't saying it's a bad story. It's is interesting, fun, and sweet, but also so much scarier if you are on the good side part of the relastio-I am going to shut up

[hazy stone]

How about instead of a short character they make a long one?

[final herald]

DO I HEAR LONGSHANKS

[lusty estuary]

hrud class today

[languid hazel]

Slenderman class, bring us all back to our younger days on the internet

[astral laurel]

They're some of my faves too

[final herald]

I THINK I HEAR LONGSHANKS

[astral laurel]

No.

[neon agate]

They where will be more art of female slender man so fast if it happens in our day and age now

[languid hazel]

Nahhh:3

[fair bridge]

the trees are so ugly when they're dead 😔

[neon agate]

Yes

[lusty estuary]

i think they're beautiful in their own special way. so try again

[fair bridge]

i tried again and they're bonechillingly hideous

[lusty estuary]

fuck.... god damn it... im so stupid.. punching myself in the head now

[wispy wadi]

Would you believe I had to sit next to a guy who mumbled like that, for 3 years?

[neon agate]

Yo box floppa

[languid hazel]

I hesitate to admit something

[mortal quail]

Crazy theory, we decided by collection/destroying the rations if we would get skitarii or the hive scum

[lusty estuary]

speak truth to power

[thick fog]

no

[neon agate]

I need this quote for this server as part of bio

[languid hazel]

I actually know the server that Big Boi has as his tag

[inner nimbus]

would you believe this is literally me when working on a complex issue

[wispy wadi]

You give me headaches, depression and worry for your safety

[languid hazel]

And I know the character in the server’s icon too

[low hemlock]

[lusty estuary]

well see so then the implication here is that if we destroyed the rations instead that would somehow get the mechanicus more involved than they already are

[inner nimbus]

if you think that's bad, think about what I do to myself!

[wispy wadi]

Should have eaten the rations IN the mission, told you

[lusty estuary]

which its like i don't know why they would care they eat microchips

[thick fog]

we will never get admechs so I can keep bashing all fans with my crowbar

[wispy wadi]

Well I had to listen to exactly that for 3 years

For real the guy was so aggressive with his mumbling and all At least talk about hurting others not yourself

[little marten]

Did the nda lift yet

[lusty estuary]

1 hour 20 minutes i think

[inner nimbus]

oh ok I wasn't that aggressive tbf

I'd say a few things and then catch myself and outloud say 'oh I'm talking to myself' and it'd stop

[low hemlock]

I feel like no matter what if destroy or Recover rations won

we was gonna get the Hive Scum Regardless since there’s source that stats the Rations Event is part of the reason for the New Class

me no think Mechanicus can do much with rationz

[wispy wadi]

they would have written that to bring scum one way or another

[low blade]

This must go hard if you're stupid

[lusty estuary]

the mechanicus would've shown up and given us better rations and we fucked it up FUCK GOD AHHH!!!

[inner nimbus]

scum but now they hungy

[wispy wadi]

But please let us tell people we missed Admech by like 2k rations and now the class is locked away for 1 year

[inner nimbus]

damn that's evil, I like it

[low hemlock]

yea cuz the rejects recovered and ate it all in the dinner in the Morningstar

[wooden creek]

The rations event decided if we would get fat fuck scum using the ogryn rig or skinny scum using the human rig, obviously

Since we took all the rations the scum had no food left, if we had destroyed them then uuuuuuuuuuh

[inner nimbus]

the mechanicus would arrive to set up a food factory

[lusty estuary]

by recovering all these rations all of the mechanicus who could've been potential class archetypes have actually been lined up against the wall and shot and so now we'll never get the genestealer psyker tech priest class

[little marten]

Unless someone shows you option A and option B there was never an additional option.

[inner nimbus]

that's right, if we destroyed all the rations, the mechanicus would open up a food processing plant

and we'd get a new character

CHE-F from Risk of Rain

[mortal quail]

Sorry sah, b o n e ihmplah.. implaa, chip malefunc... mailfu... broke sah

[little marten]

I hate the idea of FatShark scrambling to produce a mechanicus class next to appease the fan base instead of making a class that subjectively suits my unique interests

[low blade]

Understandable have a nice day

[lusty estuary]

hermiatus reborn would've made his first appearance in a 40k video game and everything would've been okay. but now nothing will be okay ever again

[inner nimbus]

I mean, guess we'll know in roughly 6 months

[low hemlock]

Well mez happy Recover Rationz Team won

cuz me H O P E we get a Huge ration packed Backpack for the Ogryn 🙏

[wispy wadi]

dude if they manage another new class in 6 months I'll actually buy the game

[little marten]

Darktide is actually great you should low-key buy it

[inner nimbus]

it's probably on sale rn

[manic wyvern]

Lowkey

[wispy wadi]

Yeah but gamepass. And I probably spend like 3 times the baseprice on cosmetics

[inner nimbus]

15 euros

[wispy wadi]

Totaly not idiotic to buy cosmetics for a game I got on a sub

[little marten]

Probably get a key for like £5

[inner nimbus]

for the Imperial Edition, mind

[low hemlock]

u missed out on so many “Premium” Shop rotations vro 🥀

[wispy wadi]

What if I tell you I have the Xbox deluxe upgrade but not the base game?

[manic wyvern]

The true end game grind is spending money on aquilas biweekly

[wispy wadi]

Fuck I REALLY should buy the basegame at this point

[manic wyvern]

Playing tide games on controller sounds

[wispy wadi]

The options for sensitivity are deep enough to make it playable

[storm ember]

Farttide

[wispy wadi]

Just Zealotknife is impossible since it is on the D-pad and no way do I let go off movement

[upper citrus]

is doable, as long as you plan to stand on below heresy

[manic wyvern]

[lusty estuary]

apologize.

[storm ember]

Snorehammer 40gay

[lusty estuary]

ooh you making me so mad

i will destroy you with my daemonic wishing eye

[storm ember]

Snorehammer Manatee

[low hemlock]

Guess u can say it was Incredible

[storm ember]

im gonna go home now, bye

[lusty estuary]

you're already home.

[storm ember]

my home is r/losercity

[little marten]

WARHAMMER FANBASE SHATTERED 🔥💀🔥💀🔥

[warm spire]

I did not expect a mr gassy reference here

[lusty estuary]

his name is incredible gassy, actually.

[warm spire]

[acoustic pebble]

One more hour til embargo is lifted

[wispy wadi]

Breh make it now

Inject me with information!

[raven furnace]

@amber delta can't you petition for FS to add survivalist similar aura to gun lugger instead 🫣

[upper citrus]

no, petition for fs to add quickplay to havoc

[digital kestrel]

Sooon…

[mortal quail]

Remove havoc instead

[lusty estuary]

replace havoc with my gamemode

[inner nimbus]

petition FS to give sienna a glock

[mortal quail]

sighns petition

[raven furnace]

Got to petition for VT3 first

[languid hazel]

Petition to give Ogryn all of Hive Scoom’s weapons and hive scoom all of ogryn weapons :3

[wispy wadi]

Double Shiv ogryn but the shivs are so small you just punch the heretics

[raven furnace]

Ogryn with Hive Scum guns: out of ammo in 5 seconds

[mortal quail]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-funnyanimal-cat-kitten-cute-gif-1816846181050494705

[delicate smelt]

put them in-between your fingers and pretend to be wolverine

[lusty estuary]

petition FS to give sienna a glock but without the L.

[mortal quail]

Gock

[somber stream]

Would you like a Banana

[inner nimbus]

damn, lara croft-ass death scene

well deserved tbh

[brazen pelican]

Bananas are a top tier biomass.

[somber stream]

Make for an excellent Milkshake too

[raven furnace]

How long until NDA lifts?

[mortal quail]

You are top tier Biomass

[daring surge]

do ethnic indians consume room temps fermented milk?

how many more days until DLC

[upper citrus]

4

[somber stream]

Next Week™

[daring surge]

in 4 days i shall be dual wielding bish then

[upper citrus]

cant believe 4 days and still no gameplay

[little marten]

Has the nda lifted?!?

[daring surge]

yes you can talk to us about it

[upper citrus]

would you like to know, weather boy

[little marten]

I do big scums 😈

[upper citrus]

cant wait till we all scum together

[daring surge]

i am most excuted about dual wielding uzis i think

[low blade]

chocoB has a full class showoff stream in 40 minutes

[daring surge]

i am excite

[vague elm]

I saw dual wield semi auto handguns I'm stoked

[daring surge]

very cool. i hope she is very fast on her legs

strong woman leg

[upper citrus]

didnt read the blogs i assumed?

[daring surge]

is she fast can you do meth

[vapid verge]

Is scum class reveal today?

[thick fog]

10 actually

[drowsy prawn]

It's free stim day, they'll be handing out free stims

[upper citrus]

the reveal was like 10 days ago

[thick fog]

erm actually we already had a reveal weeks ago
Today is the preview

[daring surge]

meth for cooldown ability?

[thick fog]

I never expected to see the day of DT be on low cheap price ever for only 10 euros

[vague elm]

[little marten]

if you max your snort stacks yeah

woah i just sent a message and it came in red text thought the ban hammer had finally fallen

[fast gorge]

hate it when my arm gets chopped off

[upper citrus]

get banned nerd, finally, surprised how long it took, literally nurgle in the name

thats like all the nerds back then who trusted some dude whos last name was heresy

[lapis night]

Emperor hath mercy these holy shrooms got me seeing sigvalds legandary bussy

[dapper trench]

can i get someone to critique this drawing i made before i begin inking it

[upper citrus]

no

[drowsy prawn]

this is how we lost image perm

[coarse tiger]

Tis stickers

[thick fog]

its time for hivescum channel spam

[upper citrus]

hivescum chat is here

[dapper trench]

Why do we share 4 mutual servers

[upper citrus]

cause we are based

[dapper trench]

no

[marsh iris]

[ocean widget]

delayed

[left swan]

new DT music SLAPS

then again, when has it never

[marsh iris]

scumtime

[low blade]

RAAAAAAAH LESS THAN A MINUTE TILL CHOCOB STREAM

[molten matrix]

@obtuse oak got a link for the cosmetic showcase?

[obtuse oak]

Check the class channel

[tulip kettle]

No. Flip you Hank

[thick fog]

Holy shit I am tweakinig out, new Ogryn personality

[little marten]

wait is it full dec 2 nda or just hive scum

[thick fog]

full update

[sleek harness]

Okay the new class is shit it doesn't have any defence regen nodes

[thick fog]

it meant to be a glasscannon

[sleek harness]

I know, but Pysker is also and they have a lot of nodes about regenerating toughness

Ganger has 4, 2 which only are at the start and 2 at the end of the tree

[blazing ibex]

Psyker is not a glass cannon.

[drowsy elk]

Yo

[blazing ibex]

They're just. Cannon.

[sleek harness]

The heretic with the big knife that sneaked upon one disagrees

Anyways, this guy is the best class ever become poison

Basically bleed but it does more damage per stack, killing armored targets quickly

[vapid verge]

New class is a pretty hard sell, ngl

[sleek harness]

Wdym

[drowsy elk]

fear and hunger reference

[sleek harness]

[wispy wadi]

Ahs hit I missed we get stimming content. I was shopping a new monitor

[fast cosmos]

gang ngl they cooked so fucking hard with the scum cosmetics

[drowsy elk]

chad fr

[sleek harness]

Can't wait for Fatshark finally get permission to make arbitrator cosmetics

[floral ermine]

new class footage looks creative as fuck

[acoustic pebble]

AAAAHHHHHHHH

[sleek harness]

Cyber

[acoustic pebble]

LOOKS SOOOO GOOOD!!

[floral ermine]

Foolish Skaven

[drowsy elk]

Me who only got the game on 81% off and is sad I have to spend the same price I spent on the game on a class

[sleek harness]

What are you naming your ganger and is it a reference

[wispy wadi]

The saw has a brittleness coating?

I am gonna juice up Crushers with all kinds of slobbered on wet stuff

[sleek harness]

The saw is literally the axe from Vermintide 2

[wispy wadi]

I have not played RatTide This tells me nothing

[sleek harness]

It doesn't have cleaver

[torpid gale]

Hello ! i just bough the game, and i just can't play something else than the tutorial ... error 2014 when i start a game.

[sleek harness]

Connection error

[torpid gale]

i have done all the things on : https://support.fatshark.se/hc/en-us/articles/15604389552157-How-to-Resolve-Connectivity-Errors-Latency-Issues-in-Darktide-Backend-Error-Error-Code-2001-2014-3013-More
Still doesn't work.

[sleek harness]

Just wait or check your internet

[torpid gale]

I litteraly have 0 problems with internet x)

[vapid verge]

Scum only has 2 toughness reg nodes??

[sleek harness]

4

Pysker mains will get the advantage when learning this class since they know how to dodge

[vapid verge]

I only saw the 2 at the top. Where are the other 2 at?

[sleek harness]

Middle last part

Anyways I find it funny how people already stop complaining about the class after gameplay was released, just like how it was with arbitrator

[tender horizon]

They have 4 toughness regen nodes but they also have become immune to everything while in rampage and sliding iirc

[sleek harness]

Just kill everthing first before they hit you

[vapid verge]

Man, I can already hear the crying next week...

[sleek harness]

People cried because Arbites was too easy, now they shall cry because Ganger will be hard

[vapid verge]

The class that teaches people how to dodge like their life depended on it

Other than psyker

[sleek harness]

I think DLC classes being hard is good because it forces new player to play with the free classes and learn before actually buying the paid class

[little marten]

@obtuse oak 3 new missions?!?!

[hazy stone]

I’m just hoping the rest of the update will be good

[sleek harness]

Probably will be when we are getting more than 2 maps

[hazy stone]

True…

[tender horizon]

Alright so what do we get that isn't HS, a new Og voice, a new map or multiple?

[sleek harness]

Poison effect

[tender horizon]

Talent tree tweaks so you don't have to reset the whole thing if you want to swap a talent?

[vapid verge]

Oh, nice!

[tender horizon]

Isnt that HS exclusive?

[little marten]

Hard to find stuff to stuff on the free update but I think

• 4th oggy
• 3 new missions

[hazy stone]

The thing that would get me hyped more then even a new class or maps would be an enemy rebalance

[sleek harness]

You asked whats new, it is a new feature

[languid hazel]

Ye get it working yet?

[obtuse oak]

A campaign with 3 missions. The third one is brand new, the other two are remuxes like the battle for Tertium campaign

[tender horizon]

"Besides HS"

[sleek harness]

Poison is a effect, not a character

[little marten]

Same maps different audio? Or like new paths

[tender horizon]

Me when I'm pedantic to be right

[obtuse oak]

Different audio

[little marten]

Eh not the worst, anything else spicy in the actual update?

[vapid verge]

Did they give the crowbar a good moveset? I want to be able to bash heretic skulls in while looking cool.

[tender horizon]

Crowbar seems to have some sorta moveset swap in it

[obtuse oak]

4th Ogryn voice

Saltzpyre VA

[hazy stone]

Also Hank, if I can please ask for a change, can FS make the percentages on weapon stats go up to 100 visually. It being capped to 80 makes my brain feel very weird

[obtuse oak]

2 movesets

[sleek harness]

Just ogryn gets a new voice?

[obtuse oak]

You switch between them with special

[little marten]

Aye I see that, any decent balance changes or stuff

[obtuse oak]

Nope, nothing really for the other classes.

[little marten]

LAME but understandable

[sleek harness]

Reginald already made a full Hive Ganger havoc 40, didn't gave a chance to us do it

[obtuse oak]

Yes

[tender horizon]

So like why did Og get a 4th voice and should this be an expected thing for the other classes?

[torpid gale]

I'm actually trying to reDL the game

[wispy wadi]

I saw Uncanny strike nerf?

[sleek harness]

Damn Saltzpyre really wanted to act in Darktide huh?

[tidal gyro]

i love revolver but why it is low amount ammo

[obtuse oak]

Ogryn always had less cuz genderlocked, I expect it's because of that. But idk really. It's not new though, I first heard this personality during testing 2 years ago. It only just released now for ??? reasons

[sleek harness]

Because you shoot too much when it's like a handcannon

[sleek harness]

So you are confirming that ogryn will have a total of 6 voices in the future

[tidal gyro]

i think it is not do enough damage for small ammo amount for make sense

[tender horizon]

Also my assumption tbh, only gotta pay 1 VA for a new voice for Og

[obtuse oak]

This Ogryn personality was ganger muscle so good fit with scum anyway

[obtuse oak]

Idk who you're talking about but I didn't say that

[little marten]

YOURE PUTTING WORDS IN HANKS MOUTH

[vapid verge]

I get the feeling that new Ogryn personality is going to be beefing with bodyguard

[languid hazel]

So just to be clear, we should not expect new personalities for the other classes?

[sleek harness]

Listen, if ogryn is getting a new voice then why not add 2 more

Genius I know

[wanton pier]

Isn't Saltzpyre's VA the medical servitor? NVM that was Lohner, Saltzpyre's VA voiced one of Grendyl's voices and the traitor captain

[sleek harness]

Depends on who you shooting tho

[elfin rose]

is there video of the new map?

[tidal gyro]

i like to shooting carapace armour enemy

[coarse tiger]

Class is busted already da fuck

[sleek harness]

Yes, go watch Reginald's video

[outer tartan]

TWITCH HIVE SCUM GOOOOOOO!!

[sleek harness]

With a normal revolver without any crit perks to pass though carapace

[wispy wadi]

Lantern talentree is up, time to make 50 builds and save none for next week

[tidal gyro]

i have 25% perk and surgical and have hand cannon perk and is take many amount shoot to kill crusher

combat shotgun with slug kill in 3 bullet with no critical hit and more quick

[sleek harness]

Shoot big head, make it die in less shoots

[tidal gyro]

i am shooting head and combat shotgun have double ammo

[sleek harness]

I don't think combat shotgun can pass though carapace dude

[thick fog]

so was arbites and so everyone is currently

[thick fog]

unless critical hits

[tidal gyro]

do you want me for showing you video of me kill

[whole glade]

i like how the Scum plays

:3333333

[sleek harness]

Turns out the class that dies quicker than the Pysker needs to deal more damage than every class

[wispy wadi]

I just saw the precision violence node. 2 points in and this already plays like melee psyker

[vapid verge]

Sounds to me like they have something to prove

[sleek harness]

How

[thick fog]

Critical hits ignore carapace

[sleek harness]

Nah, it's no big deal if your revolver can't kill an fully armored giant elite

[wispy wadi]

Anything but melee to handle crushers...

[sleek harness]

In just 3 shoots (which my revolver does surprisingly)

[lime drum]

People keep complaining about the hive scum using "poison" but i imagined it more like internal chemical burns hbu all? What do we think is in the scumgoo

[azure cobalt]

Gotta bob and weeve those crushers if going melee

[sleek harness]

Literally who

[tidal gyro]

no it kill in 2 bullet because each bullet is almost is exact half health in auric setting but for building surgical to doing critical hit is take longer for kill than combat shotgun and combat shotgun have double ammo

[whole glade]

i can’t wait to be a speed demon goblin on Scum :3

[azure cobalt]

Same here

[neon shale]

https://www.twitch.tv/kanakovt

[lime drum]

Twitter comments, YouTube comments, this discord especially reveal day

[sleek harness]

I saw nothing

[azure cobalt]

Not gonna lie that Rocket launcher looks kinda tempting

[vapid verge]

Atleast we are going to know who is stealing all the stims on the map

[lime drum]

Foolish rat you have not looked-searched good-good enough

[sleek harness]

Just use the railcannon at this point ngl

[azure cobalt]

Hoping we can modify the blitz to do bonus crit damage against bosses

[tidal gyro]

what is rail cannon is meaning?

[acoustic pebble]

WOOOOOOOOOO SCUMMERS!!!!!!

[low estuary]

https://youtu.be/CSD80uZWjzU

[outer tartan]

multimelta shot to the face, kill everything.

[wraith phoenix]

Embargo???

[azure cobalt]

Gonna rock the shivs and be all British about it

[sleek harness]

Basically is a gun that uses magnetic fields to shoot something at the speed of light and kill anything

[vapid verge]

Im surprised meltas haven't appeared in the game yet. Did GW say no to the weapon being included?

[tidal gyro]

how to do this?

[sleek harness]

Dude I am no Engineer, it just works

[tidal gyro]

how to use it

[azure cobalt]

Pretty sure GW has a list of what weapon is allowed in Darktide

[sleek harness]

You can shoot or charge and shoot

[sleek harness]

Everything

It won't

Dude have bones made out of sticks

[coarse tiger]

nah you dont HAVE to have everyother class on a team this class will be

[azure cobalt]

Yup

I did rock two riot shields for my arbite

[coarse tiger]

no class removes corruption off the team

[sleek harness]

Veteran:

Zealot:

[coarse tiger]

no lmao not the same

[vapid verge]

Well, zealot to a much lesser degree

[tidal gyro]

i think that i am like infantry lasgun more than i am like the plasma rifle thing

[sleek harness]

Corruption is removed by them

[acoustic pebble]

THE DUAL PISTOLS ARE SO FUCKING COOOOOOOL!!!

[wraith phoenix]

Dual is cual

[sleek harness]

You need balls and actual skill to play it

[wraith phoenix]

It’s just like halo TWOooooo

[vapid verge]

Scum class gonna take me awhile to master

[analog marsh]

guys we can change our blitz, ult, etc without having to delete everything below it first.

[acoustic pebble]

I'll be honest, the intro cutscene for the class is better than I thought it would be

[sleek harness]

Sorry for your loss

[acoustic pebble]

How about guts?

[dapper trench]

[sleek harness]

Zero

[wraith phoenix]

[fast gorge]

i've got guts AND balls

[acoustic pebble]

Well then

LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOO

[wraith phoenix]

[glacial shoal]

yo I hope yall are having a good day btw ❤️

[obtuse oak]

Kerillian VA is female Arbites maul. Female anarchist is female savant VA iirc

[dapper trench]

yea

sup rat man

[vapid verge]

Hopefully we won't have the same naming epidemic as the Arbites class, right?

[jade stump]

500 zola clones

[dapper trench]

Ngl, this pie

so fuking good

[jade stump]

karas a fan of drunk knife ears

[dapper trench]

this must wat rich europeans eat back in the old times

[wispy wadi]

Make a Ben Starr voice pack but he voices himself doing shitpost ad reads like on his twitter.

[jade stump]

jack black voice pack but 80% of his battle grunts involve the word skadoosh

[dapper trench]

yea

[hollow karma]

Just played a Boston simulator match, 3 arbitrators and 1 zealot 😭

[jade stump]

comes with the age, is why i like bardin

both got badmouthing skills

lumberfoot my ass ive seen that dwarf leap over 10 times his own height to kill ONE skaven

[whole glade]

should i....paint my minis, makes OCs or play DT all day today?

[jade stump]

construct servitors to paint the minis, a servoskull for oc designs, then augment yourself to play DT with your mind

this is what i assume is the way of the toaster lovers

[whole glade]

im a one man army. and now ill have you know varlet. im quite the creative, no assistance required

[jade stump]

so its a matter of more self augmentation rather than servants, i have much to learn

[whole glade]

yes, good job varlet i didnt know flesh bags were...somewhat smart

[jade stump]

i mean who else am i gonna go to when my flesh fails me, everybody around me is augmented so might as well join em

[thick fog]

trenches feels like a full mission than an operation and is so good

[whole glade]

i will be painful...at the start but do not worry we take very good care of ourselves in the Admech

[wispy wadi]

Zealot found ded in the ditch

[torn apex]

Ik this is not Darktide related, but Saber finally revealed how the Techmarine will look like

And I love it already

[wispy wadi]

Dude does not have a whole ass baneblade on his back.

[ocean widget]

wait what?

[torn apex]

That would end very badly for the enemies lmao

[ocean widget]

4 gangers becomes peak havoc class confirmeded

[daring surge]

so we got methed out zealot

top speed speedruns

[wispy wadi]

Knife Zealot turned a whole class

[daring surge]

i would take that

[livid glacier]

Guys how much worker threads should I put the game on ? My cpu atm is i5 10400

The default working thread atm is set to 9.

[wispy wadi]

I am just looking at the whole Toxin tree

[daring surge]

share link

what does bobo mean

🤔

[low estuary]

old media build, already patched out