general-chat

[restive walrus]

i dunno what to think of it im sure kids will find some ways around it but I hope it helps more than hurts

[humble laurel]

Why

[languid hazel]

That’s a solid point tbh. Usually laws like that don’t actually help much

[somber stream]

Kids need to go out and socialize instead of gluing their eyes on the screen

[humble laurel]

They are socializing but online yup

[somber stream]

Fuck i should do the same actually

[restive walrus]

The Government says the social media ban is needed to protect the mental health and wellbeing of Australian children and teens. They believe the risks of social media, such as cyberbullying, harmful content, and online predators, outweigh the positives.

[languid hazel]

I mean tbf they do

[inland mantle]

Checks out

[humble laurel]

True I guess but if they were born when CoD is king they would’ve learned to grow thick skin and fire back

[languid hazel]

Kids in the US are being spoon fed bullshit from “influencers”

[humble laurel]

And also not to take anything seriously

[restive walrus]

Its just a silly thing to do, The gouverment we have in right now is actually very good (IMO) and id hate for this to be a major reason for the shitty corporate parties to get in with the young gen

then again if they dont have social media they cant talk to them anyways haha

[humble laurel]

Well ain’t Aussie environment kinda dangerous tho with all the animals and bugs over there

Would be weird to expect kids to socialize in the outback

[somber stream]

The sun is more dangerous than the animals, it's just a meme

[restive walrus]

No );

[humble laurel]

Same I’m also joking

Yeah heat is a killer in Asia too usually

[somber stream]

I went full tourist mode while in Asia

Shirt, shorts, sandals (wo socks)

[humble laurel]

Have you eaten some exotic food

It won’t be a real Asia tour without doing that stuff

[arctic escarp]

I mean teens will find a way to bypass the ban anyways. Most interactions they had happens online and banning that imo is pretty dumb

[languid hazel]

“(wo socks)” oh thank god you’re normal

[somber stream]

I ate cricket, crocs, Vietnamese intestine thing, uhhh egg coffee

[ripe tangle]

I just found a frog in my toilet, am I lucky?

[humble laurel]

Well that’s good enough

[somber stream]

ribbit

[languid hazel]

Froge

[ripe tangle]

ribbit

[humble laurel]

Yeah I guess

You’re unlucky if it’s a snake instead which is kinda common in Asia too

[ripe tangle]

I put the little guy outside, I don’t want to hurt him.

[somber stream]

Which part of Asia are you from? SEA?

[humble laurel]

Yeah it’s not really an option to hurt an animal except for self defense and that also depends too on the situation

[restive walrus]

Guys this is fucking crazy I was chilling out in someones toilet and this girl came in and lifted me up and tossed me outside

[languid hazel]

Okay I sneep now. Goodnight gaymers ❤️

[restive walrus]

what the fuck is wrong with people

[somber stream]

Rude

[humble laurel]

Good night stinki watch out for the sniff demon

[jaunty path]

Skibidi frog

[somber stream]

Goodnight Stinky

[ripe tangle]

Yeah I love frogs, wouldn’t hurt them on purpose, I just put the little guy outside and he hopped into the grassy dark

[restive walrus]

yeah i basically had to run into the woods after, who knows what they would have done

[jaunty path]

The grassdark

[marsh iris]

sister sent the frog to darktide

[jaunty path]

Yeah asian women are dangerous

They just pick you up and toss you around...

[somber stream]

No actually that's a white woman thing

[jaunty path]

No respect...

[restive walrus]

never shitting in a asian womens toilet ever again

[jaunty path]

Where can I find them

[somber stream]

A white woman? Aren't you in the US?

Or is there a distribution issue in America that i'm not aware of

[jaunty path]

Do I go to starbucks

[astral laurel]

No

[marsh iris]

got reminded of a video of white woman throwing a TORTOISE into the water

[jaunty path]

Oof

[somber stream]

No comment, i'm not an American specialist

[astral laurel]

There are Starbucks workers striking. They have asked folks to boycott. Don't be a strike breaker. Go to a local cafe instead. Get better coffee

[restive walrus]

shit happend to my counsin once

[astral basin]

How common is it filling up a bucket with frogs as a kid?

[marsh iris]

condolences

[jaunty path]

Yeah but others can't squirt syrup into my cup the same way

[astral laurel]

They can do it better.

[twin flower]

Cousins used to do that

[astral laurel]

Is bed time for bird though night night

[jaunty path]

The only way I can make girls squirt for me is at starbucks when they prepare my drink...

[restive walrus]

try harder

[jaunty path]

Good night avian.

[arctic escarp]

skill issue

[marsh iris]

pumpkin spice squirt

[astral basin]

That is horrendous
A crime even

[somber stream]

The fuck am i reading

[astral basin]

Degeneracy

[marsh iris]

its the syrup guys, get your mind out of the gutter jeez

[astral basin]

I mean. Garut has the right idea.

[marsh iris]

bunch of gooners

[inland mantle]

I know what you are

[cosmic burrow]

I havent had starbucks yet. I intend it to stay that wsy

[somber stream]

Their pumpkin spice latte is pretty nice

[astral basin]

You cant say that when the pic of a red head pops up w the wat this server is

[twin flower]

White woman drink

[cosmic burrow]

Im not even that much of coffee drinker

[astral basin]

I like cinnamon as is. Pumpkin spice is just overrated seasonal slop to me

[jaunty path]

It is

[cosmic burrow]

Prefer tea or cocoa

[somber stream]

Hot choco milk with marshmallow

[astral basin]

The rare occasion i go to starbucks, i get a chai latte

[marsh iris]

instant coffee

[ripe tangle]

Don’t bother with Starbucks, it’s kinda trash, overpriced too.

[astral basin]

Its funny. Theres a starbucks on the intersection halfway between home and work
I rely on canned caffeine tho. $8 for a weeks worth of monster vs $12 for a single drink

[jaunty path]

Me buying 6 starbucks drinks

[inland mantle]

Too broke to do that

[ripe tangle]

there’s a local coffee shop that’s independent down the street from my house, they make waaaaay better coffee than Starbucks

[somber stream]

Cease thy Monster consumption

[cosmic burrow]

I know

[jaunty path]

CJ how good are you at completing mortis trials. I wanna complete one under 25 minutes sometime when the update happens

[jaunty path]

Pfft. Yeah right. What's better than liquid diabetes?

[rocky radish]

my favourite cafe in New Zealand has a secret menu. one of the secret items is a bowl (not a cup) of the most delicious hot chocolate, marshmallows and a chocolate fish (marshmallow and chocolate). And the fact that it was secret made it taste 10 times better, i swear

[somber stream]

Holy shit i should visit NZ

[rocky radish]

dont even know if the cafe is still around, but it was called Enigma. everything was black. walls, floor, ceiling, furniture. and low light

[somber stream]

Sounds like a treasure hunt

Oh it's closed indefinitely

Balls

[jaunty path]

Fuck

Sounds like a passionate restaurant

[ripe tangle]

you ever have sex while camping?

[somber stream]

The food got some game ngl

[jaunty path]

Lucia is someone fucking nearby

[ripe tangle]

It’s fucking in-tents. Hehehehehehehehe

[somber stream]

And where did that came from

[astral basin]

Thine monsters be consumed with reverence and tradition.

[jaunty path]

Lmfao

[rocky radish]

why is there always someone trying to make this game discord about sex and fetishes?

[ripe tangle]

Who’s doing that this time?

[twin flower]

Is thsi not the goontide server

[somber stream]

Understandable, have a nice day

[jaunty path]

Wait...you're telling me this isn't the furry bdsm erp discord?...oh

[astral basin]

MISSUS

[jaunty path]

I will speak with my lawyer

[ripe tangle]

Missus asked this while wearing her full BDSM gear

[astral basin]

Straps or latex?

[jaunty path]

I'm in a super mario costume

[somber stream]

Latex looks uncomfortable to wear, i don't get how people can get off from that

[lusty estuary]

its not really

[ripe tangle]

Stop! That’s too kinky!

[lusty estuary]

its a pain to get into it but like actually wearing it is fine

[somber stream]

You'd know huh, Nul Somtaaw

[astral basin]

Snug body fit.

[inland mantle]

[jaunty path]

I imagine it can be pretty comfy actually.

Some actually wear it for comfort. Sensory thing.

[twin flower]

What if you got an itch

[lusty estuary]

you scratch it

[jaunty path]

You can scratch

[twin flower]

Through the latex?

[astral basin]

Its like. The safety of not actually being touched while still being… idk
I get claustrophobic so its not something i looked into

[lusty estuary]

the only thing that kinda sucks about latex is wearing it can be kind of a sweat factory but usually that's not too much of a problem since you're probably lathered up with baby powder anyways from having to get the damn suit on

[somber stream]

I used to wear gas mask during a CBRN training for like 3 hours, it was NOT a comfortable experience

Imagine the chads in full haz suit, yikes

[jaunty path]

Licht works in a radiation plant I see

[somber stream]

I served in the Bundeswehr for 2 years

[lusty estuary]

catsuits aren't nearly as bad as something like that thankfully

[restive walrus]

why do all my games update on december only fffs. Darktide and nightrein

[astral basin]

Licht having “standard” military training oh my

[karmic idol]

Yummy

[restive walrus]

hate the swedes

[karmic idol]

Why? For the most part there pretty fun

[astral basin]

Idk much on specific bdsm stuffs. I had a few years interest and nothing to actually refer to.

[somber stream]

It’s a very big thing here. German women are freaks

[astral basin]

So ive heard

[marsh iris]

[karmic idol]

So I Should move to Germany then

[astral basin]

All the LARGE german ladies are taken, sorry

[karmic idol]

Awh man, wait, how does that matter?

[somber stream]

Well, there are always the Dutch

[karmic idol]

Maybe

[cosmic burrow]

Get some slav girl

[astral basin]

Ive heard doiceland was nice

[karmic idol]

Although I've always been more interested in Irish women tbh

[astral basin]

Reds

[somber stream]

Red heads, love

[karmic idol]

Yes, redheads are goated

[astral basin]

Licht we have more members

[somber stream]

Yet another comrade

[karmic idol]

Also the freckles with green eyes is an amazing mix

[lusty estuary]

well, you know what they say about gingers...

[karmic idol]

Genuinely just so damn beautiful, low-key just gonna crumple if I look into them

[arctic escarp]

gay

[karmic idol]

Yeah usually tbh, at least in my experience

[karmic idol]

Man this one girl hit me with "Yeah I'm gay" immediately responded back with "Welp, guess I'm a gay girl then"

Probably still one of my favorite people because they was chill asf

Anyways can someone hit me with a frying pan because I still don't have my sleep medication

And I need to sleep, it's been a little bit

[halcyon glen]

Let’s spend the night together

[astral basin]

Sue

[karmic idol]

Man I really need my medication so I can get rid of my impulsive thoughts

[halcyon glen]

Calling sister midnight

[somber stream]

It’s okay to give in to the thought sometimes, yesterday it told me to go to McDonald for lunch. The meal was ass but i had fun

[ripe tangle]

I knew a Ukranian woman who was really nice, had a heart of gold, was also willing to fuck you up if you messed with her lmao

[astral basin]

Old classmate of mine. Liked her a lot. Beautiful. Tended towards being a shifty bitch tho so never bothered

[karmic idol]

Yeah I probably shouldn't give into my impulsive thoughts I rather enjoy this server

[somber stream]

It’s okay to sprout slurs every now and then as well

[halcyon glen]

Quaaludes

[karmic idol]

Aughh fuckkkkk man, okay so y'all ever had a migraine but all of the pain is directed into the front of your head

I have that but 24/7 if I don't have my medication

[astral basin]

I think that is indeed a migraine

[karmic idol]

Lobotomy because I needa scratch my brain ngl

[karmic idol]

Ngl I get could shot in the head and it'd be less painful then my migraine

Yk actually it'd probably fix it now that I think about it

[astral basin]

Bad

[lusty estuary]

https://youtu.be/IG2JF0P4GFA?si=aSEda2i8L90c9_HH

[karmic idol]

I hate that I can make sound effects in my head

It's occasionally really annoying, because I just get literally bombarded with sounds

[jaunty path]

Dude

[karmic idol]

Thankfully they are quiet but it's still present and I'm still able to hear them

[jaunty path]

You just did that to me. Fucked up.

Music plays in my head mostly

[karmic idol]

Teehee, loser, uhhhh deep-fried beatboxing sound effect

[humble laurel]

Last song syndrome huh

[jaunty path]

Like D6 from picayune dreams

[karmic idol]

I usually just think about chemical experiments and the sound of said chemical experiments

[ripe tangle]

I’m going to call you all the slurs and be as racist as possible!

[jaunty path]

Normal lucia

[somber stream]

Yeah normal Lucia

[karmic idol]

I like explosions Alot and once I get my own place I'm gonna be visited by multiple three letter agencies

[humble laurel]

Make it like MW2 lobbies in 2009 Dew it

[ripe tangle]

I’m racist as fuck out of love, obviously.

[obtuse oak]

yeah this is pretty normal. i have music stuck in my head often

[jaunty path]

Peakayune dreams

[karmic idol]

I really shouldn't have the knowledge of how to make explosives at this age

[humble laurel]

You’re a sister of battle so definitely makes sense

[somber stream]

And i adore you too, my favourite warhammer racist

[jaunty path]

If you're a chemist you should know how by default

[karmic idol]

I'm really not because my highschool knows that I will make a bomb if given access to the ingredients to do so

[astral basin]

anxiety. The noodle is filled with existential discomfort

[jaunty path]

Fictional Violence ususally calms my head down

[karmic idol]

Man I got bored once and wanted to prove a point so I just wrote down a explanation of a bomb idea I have in class

[humble laurel]

All I know is alcohol-laced piss, sulfur, manure, charcoal, and ash with some saltpeter

[cosmic burrow]

About right

[karmic idol]

Honestly I'm just really interested in potassium metal

[jaunty path]

Cool music genre

[humble laurel]

Anything’s a bomb if you want to

[karmic idol]

For some reason I've just had a idea of how to make a really fun explosion with it in my head for awhile

[jaunty path]

If I fart. Is that an explosion

[ripe tangle]

Potassium Nitrate is explosive when paired with finely powered metals and acids

[humble laurel]

It’s an expulsion

[karmic idol]

Yeah it's honestly concerning that most people have the ingredients in there sink cabinet to make a bomb and/or dangerous thing

[jaunty path]

Yeah that's chemicals for you lmao

[karmic idol]

Also acids

[humble laurel]

Yup

[astral basin]

Potassium doesn’t like water
What about saliva? Is it like pop rocks?

[karmic idol]

Man I love acids they're so fun because...

[delicate vapor]

Yo not gonna lie I could go for some mean hot dogs right now with no beverage just saying

[karmic idol]

Broski good god no do Not do that please your gonna lose your jaw

[jaunty path]

Never eat bananas. They can pop

[karmic idol]

But also yes it'd be a very violent pop rock

[lusty estuary]

the biggest pop rock of them all.

[humble laurel]

IIRC theres some Guy whos whole jaw fell but IIRC it’s some radiation poisoning

[marsh iris]

be safe, consume potassium in the form of banana

[delicate vapor]

[humble laurel]

Love bananas

[karmic idol]

Bananas can cause cancer

[jaunty path]

Radiation

[humble laurel]

As a monkeigh I love me some bananas

[karmic idol]

I think it's like millions of bananas at once can do it

[marsh iris]

banana powered nuclear reactor

[ripe tangle]

Canada rhymes with Banana therefore Canadians are Banana people.

[lusty estuary]

i don't think there's ever even a million bananas in a country at once so we're probably fine

[delicate vapor]

Minions?

[jaunty path]

So if I eat a million banana

[karmic idol]

Man, okay so, I have a friend who loves statistics so I bully them with statistics

[marsh iris]

Canana

[astral basin]

Bananians

[delicate vapor]

Canadian minions

[karmic idol]

Usually by making fun of there shitty political point

[humble laurel]

Banana Republic

Wait aint that a fashion brand

[jaunty path]

Cadians are clearly Canadian rep in warhamm2

[delicate vapor]

[karmic idol]

By making an even worse shitty political point

[ripe tangle]

It’s also a designation for a country that mostly produces a single crop

[marsh iris]

Cadians are Canada without banana

[humble laurel]

Cadians are tough and they got nice eyes

[karmic idol]

It's really funny sometimes honestly

[delicate vapor]

Banana and hot dogs

[karmic idol]

Oh yeah thermite hotdog

[humble laurel]

Oh Yes makes sense

[jaunty path]

I need to get off my phone and sleep. But being alone with my thoughts suck

[astral basin]

How tf
Why is this guy in two servers with the same emote

[lethal solstice]

That joke is based off of the fact that a certain amount of potassium is radioactive

[humble laurel]

Thats gonna be spicy

[karmic idol]

Relatable

[marsh iris]

banana milk is fire

[astral basin]

Strawnana better

[lethal solstice]

And I don't think its even correct

[ripe tangle]

question for you all, what’s the worst thing to bring to a Barbecue?

[delicate vapor]

I could go for some hot dogs and Fanta… I wish someone here could give me that

[astral basin]

Im partial to striwi

[humble laurel]

Theres a yogurt recipe for that I guess and it’s delicious

[marsh iris]

human meat

[jaunty path]

Human meat

[karmic idol]

Ok so there's this one Aussie dude who made a weird like hotdog cooker thing

[delicate vapor]

Vegan meat

[jaunty path]

Is it a single hotdog cooker.

[humble laurel]

Human meat

[ripe tangle]

human meat is a lame answer, Vegan “meat” is a more legitimately true answer.

[karmic idol]

A very drunk uncle who politically ragebaits everyone

Including himself

[delicate vapor]

What you thought was steak is actually a tofu painted to look like steak or human meat

[obtuse oak]

thermonuclear bomb

[karmic idol]

Uhhh it's IDidAThing

[marsh iris]

oh i thought vegan as in the person

[jaunty path]

Ngl i didn't even see this I only said human meat cuz someone else said so.

I think human meat would be fine.

Uhhhh probably....idk!

[arctic escarp]

a gun

[karmic idol]

I'm like 99% sure that's the name of his channel

[delicate vapor]

[ripe tangle]

If I think I’m about to eat a nice juicy bloody well seasoned steak the way I like it, and it turns out to be painted tofu, I very well could get homicidal with the people hosting the Barbecue.

[karmic idol]

But basically he's just a crazy Aussie who can't weld and does crazy inventions

[gloomy tartan]

Meat baited with tofu is a crime

[delicate vapor]

Vegan bbq at this point

[jaunty path]

Meat baiting...lmfao

[karmic idol]

He made a giant beyblade and sent it into a abandoned home near him

[gloomy tartan]

Meat baiting in this economy?

[ripe tangle]

interesting answer!

[obtuse oak]

classic aussie engineering tradition

[karmic idol]

Yeah I would too honestly

[jaunty path]

Good night:(

[somber stream]

Sleep tight

[delicate vapor]

Make sure to flip your hotdogs cause they tend to be upside down

[karmic idol]

Oh ok so random but one time in guided study there was this one girl who was in forensics class or something and had a assignment that was basically just, "How would you kill someone, please write down in very great detail" and I uh got very talkative about it and it was really fun honestly because that's also another passion of mine

[ripe tangle]

isn’t it a bit of a stereotype that Aussies especially in the Outback just juryrig everything and fixup all their own stuff with silver duct tape?

[karmic idol]

Have fun, and goodnight

[lusty estuary]

yeah it isn't but the Banana Equivalent Dose is really fucking funny

[karmic idol]

Uh probably

[ripe tangle]

@misty trench

[karmic idol]

Tbh I just want a big amount of land so I can do really stupid and dangerous shit

And also because I want to own goats and chickens, and man I fucking absolutely love goats they are so funny

[ripe tangle]

are you the type to build a DIY helicopter?

[karmic idol]

I am tbh

However my main interest would definitely be more of like uhh, technically advancing war crimes

I should ask Canadians for some tips and tricks for that tbh

[astral basin]

This server and cannibalism smh

[ripe tangle]

wtf do you mean by that?!

[lusty estuary]

as far as meat alternatives go doing this has always been weird to me. i don't think it's actually someone does disconnected from making an internet post, considering the effort involved

[karmic idol]

So yk how nitroglycerin exists, I wanna make it stronger

[somber stream]

Apparently eating your fellow humans is sexy

[inland mantle]

I mean...

[karmic idol]

And even more stupidly volatile and unstable

[misty trench]

correct

my old PC cooling was held in with zipties for years

[lusty estuary]

you can mimic a steak way easier with seitan without having to waste half a block of tofu

[ripe tangle]

That’s actually kind of amazing in a funny way

[delicate vapor]

Man I wish somebody could give me a freee bag of chipssss

[karmic idol]

It's empty, enjoy

[astral basin]

Not even 24 hours since the last incident smh

[delicate vapor]

Man I hope Aquilla could give me a free box of charcoal chicken with chicken salt and a coke mannn

[karmic idol]

Ok but the drink or powder?

[marsh iris]

i have free bag of chips but i ate em

[misty trench]

I hope I could give myself that too rn

[delicate vapor]

The almost Australian thanks giving

[misty trench]

I mean hey, if it's stupid but it works, then it ain't stupid y'know

[astral basin]

Aquilla is currently Canadian
Its not aussie season anymore

[delicate vapor]

Both

[ripe tangle]

Fair point

[astral basin]

Oh there he is

[karmic idol]

Fair enough, make it an og coke then

[delicate vapor]

Once an Aussie always an Aussie

[karmic idol]

God it'd be insane living in those times with the current knowledge I have

Like "Ah Timmy, you've got a headache? Here's some coke have fun"

[delicate vapor]

Be reborn in the year 2467 and have every piece of knowledge

[karmic idol]

Add two years to that and it's a deal

[lusty estuary]

if i had a time machine i'd go back in time and make sure they kept the cocaine in coca cola

[delicate vapor]

You get the reference

[karmic idol]

Not in the slightest honestly

[delicate vapor]

67

[karmic idol]

The brain rot?

[lusty estuary]

wait... say that again...

[karmic idol]

Ngl I have a temptation to just hit the small children who say that

And it's like really intense and it's bad it is probably one of the strongest impulses I have

[delicate vapor]

I was at a bday party for my cousins 18th and when I arrived kids were screaming around saying 67 😭😭

[somber stream]

Time to cull.

[karmic idol]

I would've left before I did multiple war crimes

[delicate vapor]

I then got drunk and magically appeared at home

[arctic escarp]

6 7 🤪

[astral basin]

Learning things on accident bc the visceral discomfort of learning about it tbw made it a permanent memory of method

[karmic idol]

I wish I could do that

However, for my age and my medication I cannot

[delicate vapor]

I really wanted to go home as I knew NO ONE my age so then my grandparents came in clutch

[obtuse oak]

imagine getting pressed by children yelling a meme

[astral basin]

I need to do this. Maybe i can fast travel out of work

[karmic idol]

I also can't have grapefruit anymore, which is mildly annoying because there's surprisingly Alot of grapefruit in stuff

[obtuse oak]

https://tenor.com/view/snl-hulu-nbc-weird-looking-gif-16991140

[marsh iris]

i laugh when my lil niece said 67 because harmless dumb shit like that pisses people off

[lusty estuary]

my step sister be dropping that shit idly in conversation all the time its funnny af

[misty trench]

hey chat it's ya boy skibidirizzmeister67

[karmic idol]

It is a irrational asf thing honestly and I don't understand it

[delicate vapor]

Oh yeah I just found out too that my niece started saying it and kept annoying her parents lol

[obtuse oak]

we were just as incomprehensible to adults in our time yelling BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM

[thick fog]

you forgot the holygyatttypeshitgooner smh

[misty trench]

this is just DRG players

[delicate vapor]

MLG no scope

[obtuse oak]

there's nothing to understand, it's a kid thing, stop getting upset

[karmic idol]

I think it's more just the repetitiveness of it honestly because I really dislike repetitive things

[astral basin]

If anything. If you wamt it to die faster. Join in

[marsh iris]

SNAKE! ooooOOOooH! its a snake!

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/ddf-mlg-wink-gif-15688443

[obtuse oak]

pause

badger badger badger badger badger

[delicate vapor]

No but those kids who were my little cousins I just commanded them to say 67 😭😭 annoyed most of the teens

[lusty estuary]

i think kids parroting random shit they hear on the internet is a blessing and a curse, because like, you can just make kids say anything and they probably won't question it so long as it seems like an acceptable thing to say but also always getting to ask my step sister "hey what does 67 mean" and hearing her say "idk.." is really funny to me so maybe its fine

[somber stream]

MLG was a refined era, you keep out of it!

[obtuse oak]

67 actually doesn't mean anything though

which is part of the joke

[lusty estuary]

yeah that's what made it funnier to me

i didn't find that out until later

[delicate vapor]

I remember hearing it the first time when it was in a song and months later it’s just everywhere lol

[karmic idol]

Isn't it just one dudes songs that keep on getting popular?

[lilac crag]

wdym its o7 but with 6 instead

[lilac crag]

he's pim from smiling friends, saluting

[delicate vapor]

Make sure there’s super monkey ball

[obtuse oak]

it's a lyric from a song, but even in the context of the song it didn't mean anything, and then it was used a lot in the tiktokts of a popular youth basketball player and it took on a life of its own from there

but it doesnt have a fixed meaning and never has

[lusty estuary]

i will sing the 6 7 song and you will sing along....

[delicate vapor]

It just sounded funny and honestly went off from there

[somber stream]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ExuxDEXWgQ

[karmic idol]

Unfortunately I had to deal with people adding lore to it and was forced very much unwillingly to learn about it too

[astral basin]

Kills me to think that both number memes were gen z
We were doing 21 in my mid-high school years

[misty trench]

I'll take 67 any day over Drake saying 21

[obtuse oak]

the meaninglessness of it is the point. it's an inside joke for kids that leaves adults befuddled, and it tickles their 'i'm part of the in-group!' child instinct whenever they get to participate in yelling it

[astral basin]

Twenny wan

[karmic idol]

Ok honestly even that kinda annoys me too because I've heard it so many times

[delicate vapor]

Future mirrors the past or something idk the ramble

[misty trench]

yea it sucks

[obtuse oak]

they cant take "69, nice" from us

[somber stream]

At least 420 and 69 has meaning

[astral basin]

Whats 9+10? Twenny wan

[obtuse oak]

not very sophisticated either

its not a big leap from those to a number meme that straight up doesnt reference anything except itself

[delicate vapor]

I had this be said to me on my 21st birthday… which was not long ago lol

[lusty estuary]

water ice salt ay

[somber stream]

You are no meme connoisseur

[whole glade]

okay chat, bear with me cuz i need help, should i make a victorian fancy fuckface femboy, or a pysker femboy OC

[karmic idol]

And also it for the most part, Wasn't just filled with random sound effects, however the MLG memes where also extremely annoying

[lusty estuary]

what are they gunna do naow

[karmic idol]

Fancyfuckface for sure

[lusty estuary]

the water aint ghunna freeze cuz its boiled its boiled

[astral basin]

GO TO SLEEP TAINT LICKER ITS A HOLIDAY

[karmic idol]

God okay so I had this one friend who genuinely thought that one metal pipe sound effect was the funniest shit ever

[whole glade]

ah, the classic "fuck you poor person" victorian citizen

[astral basin]

Licker. Hardly know er

[lusty estuary]

the latter, obviously.

[whole glade]

i didnt do anything today

[karmic idol]

And just Stuff like that and mf literally blasted that shit in class Full Fucking Volume

[astral basin]

I left work. And came back to work. So.
Same.

[whole glade]

thanksgiving is the bo7 of holidays

[karmic idol]

Honestly it's usually either the chilliest holiday or the one where you still have to deal with drunk relatives

[astral basin]

Thanksgiving is an excuse to have people fill a large table with food and gorge

[karmic idol]

It's really annoying having to basically baby a person who's triple your age who decided that a entire bottle of wine was a good idea

[astral basin]

I was supposed to enthuse myself with a curry make package
Didnt do it

[whole glade]

the food, ass, the reason for it, ass, the people, ass, ITS A FUCKING PREQUEL TO CHRISTMAS

[lethal solstice]

The food being ass is a skill issue

[misty trench]

my favourite part of thanksgiving is not celebrating it because I'm not from here

[lethal solstice]

Aside from turkey, turkey is too much effort for such little reward

[karmic idol]

Ngl yeah I think that's whoever is cookings fault

[whole glade]

IM CAJUN, WE DONT HAVE BAD FOOD H

[astral basin]

Wait. Aquila is in the US with us?
Howd he make it past customs?

[arctic escarp]

tbh yes

[misty trench]

oh I meant Canadian thanksgiving

[arctic escarp]

like people pretend a decade ago that kids dont have their own version of 6 7 brainrot lmao

[astral basin]

Canadians celebrate too??

[misty trench]

my ass is not making it past customs, they took my finger prints, hand prints, photos and a fucking retinal scan last time I went to the US

[delicate vapor]

what to eat.....

[arctic escarp]

or 20 years ago, 30, 40, 50 years ago...

[green beacon]

6.... 7

[delicate vapor]

yk we gotta go back in time to the first thanksgiving

[misty trench]

they also sent some out-of-uniform security person to fucking grill me on my reason for visiting

[karmic idol]

Damn, that's uh perhaps a little intense for former war crimes people

[astral basin]

Aquila got randomly profiled for being vaguely turkish

[misty trench]

do you know how fucking weird it is explaining to a border security officer how tourism works

[astral basin]

Did they get the gloves?

[karmic idol]

Honestly I'm glad I've never had to deal with border security or TSA because I'm a smartass and I'd be absolutely fucked if I had to deal with them

[gloomy tartan]

Do you guys remember the power rangers?

[misty trench]

only got a VERY thorough pat down

[karmic idol]

That's not too bad at least then

[misty trench]

humour is a defense mechanism for me so I ended up caving and asking the person if they like their job while they were checking if my nuts were actually bombs

[karmic idol]

Minus them probably just groping you hardcore

[misty trench]

it was an awkward time

[karmic idol]

Yeah I'd imagine so

[misty trench]

meanwhile when I went to Abu Dhabi they let me skip security because the line was too long lmao

[whole glade]

I shall now make up a name and personailty for my new pompus asshole victorian femboy OC

[astral basin]

“Whats your business?”
“I want to look around and spend money”
“Thats not good enough”
“????? Tfym? Isnt Vegas DESIGNED to be a place where people throw their money away and leave?”

[karmic idol]

Good god I hate everything about Vegas honestly

[tulip kettle]

Smash

[whole glade]

like...new....vegas....?

[karmic idol]

The fallout game was good, only good Vegas thing

[whole glade]

alright than hoe, make up a name for him

[vague elm]

Twink Tucker

[karmic idol]

Man I wish I could actually use my brain for stuff like that but it just immediately shuts down when asked to think of names

[whole glade]

ah yes, a roman cult of slavery, the NCR or a rich guy in a stasis machine, typical vegas activities

[misty trench]

yeah like I was going to Seattle, apparently wanting to see the PNW, check out the city and hang out with some friends was like dubious and somehow not very fucking obvious and generic reasoning

[rancid shard]

im hoping new maps come soon

[twin flower]

It will tho

[karmic idol]

Yeah honestly if that was happening in Vegas irl I wouldn't be surprised

[whole glade]

gimme liike an hour BOOM full name and colors ready to go

[thick fog]

new operation this update

[karmic idol]

Gimme like two years and I'll give you a Jared

[lethal solstice]

Been to Seattle once, was neat
Where'd you go there

[whole glade]

drag queens tuck, i dont

[misty trench]

then again I was also told I was "standing around suspiciously" before the random scan (I was waiting for my fucking luggage at the end of the conveyer belt)

airports are a bad time for me man

[karmic idol]

Man I've literally never left the Midwest, I rarely leave my own city honestly

[whole glade]

Jschlatt

[misty trench]

Pike Place and the area around there

[vague elm]

The world does not need a other Jschlatt

[arctic shoal]

Clearly you were hiding an entire ogryn platoon within your jacket and planned to unleash it upon the general populous to cause chaos and mayhem

You clearly looked like the type of person that would have multiple ogryns within their coat

[karmic idol]

We need more funny predictions of important people dying

[tulip kettle]

Don't call me hoe on my birbday 🥲

[whole glade]

SEATTLE LIKE WHERE KURT COBAIN WAS

[karmic idol]

Happy birthday hoe

[tulip kettle]

Ty 😊

[whole glade]

how am i goinng now yo birfday gng

[lethal solstice]

I was kinda amazed by how many pigeons there were

[whole glade]

happy birfda doe

[misty trench]

I was only there 2 weeks and my ex was treating me kinda shitty so I didn't really get to do as much as I'd have liked which is unfort

[tulip kettle]

:)

[karmic idol]

I love pigeons so much

[tulip kettle]

Oh

[lethal solstice]

Oh I was there for a day only

[karmic idol]

Oh that's just lovely innit

[misty trench]

but hey I'm living in British Columbia now with my partner of 3 years so it's all on the up and up innit

[astral basin]

Yeah the biggest thing is they want a listed schedule for what you are doing in case theres an incident
Accountability is a bitch to keep track of yk

[lethal solstice]

Inferior coast, very mean

[misty trench]

actually 4 years wtf time flies

[vague elm]

BC bud is where it's at

[karmic idol]

Man I would say I don't understand why people are like, shitty and/or stay in shit relationships but I literally just stayed in a shit relationship

[misty trench]

it's one of those things where it's easier to see on the other side/outside

[karmic idol]

And knew it was a shit relationship and just didn't leave until like, I think literally yesterday? Idk it's weird time is weird rn

Yay I just got a storm warning

[gloomy tartan]

I just saw a smiling friends Warhammer meme lol

[karmic idol]

That's so Lovely I can't wait to be buried in 12 feet of snow

[vague elm]

Geographically BC wins, but the culture on the east coast can't be beat

[twin flower]

Really going wild lately lmao

[karmic idol]

Also god yeah definitely

[astral basin]

As opposed to the inverse
Miserable and shitty on your own, but wheres the time/ point harassing folk for attention? Got a life to get over with

[gloomy tartan]

It was about the tyranids invading lol

[misty trench]

like it's so easy to be blind to red flags when you're being manipulated and love bombed n w/e

live and learn, I'm in a better place now and I can only assume the ex hasn't resolved any of their internal bullshit

[lethal solstice]

All I hear of the culture is the horror stories of how people drive there, which informs me on the general attitude

[karmic idol]

It's really insane how many times I've been like "you dumbass fucking bitchass cunt why the FUCK is yo dumbass staying with him? He's very clearly bad for yo ass" to my girl friends

[misty trench]

said it multiple times in this server but vancouverites cannot drive worth a damn it's unreal

[lethal solstice]

Which vancouver

[karmic idol]

But when they do it to me I just am like "Yeah but like uhh. It's different and uh yk they definitely love me this time yk"

[misty trench]

Vancouver mainland, the island is better

[lethal solstice]

No i meant Canada or us

[misty trench]

oh, Canada

[astral basin]

Aquila just said he didnt get to see much of seattle
Doubt he got to experience amsterdam then

[misty trench]

I didn't know the US has a vancouver

[lethal solstice]

There's a vancouver near Portland

[obtuse oak]

that's just one step removed from actual britain, grim. my condolences

[misty trench]

my partner and I do wanna move to Australia as a long term goal lmao

she fell in love with it when we were there

[obtuse oak]

even the penal colony gotta be better than that

[vague elm]

From my experience shitty driving is universal but people take this insane pride in thinking they live in the city with " the worst"

[obtuse oak]

i will say

[karmic idol]

Man okay so random but I'm just letting YouTube auto play rn and I just hear "if I don't know what your intentions are with my penis, your just simply too dangerous to be left alive" it's a Warhammer Total war 3 vid

[obtuse oak]

that all of the aussies i know are actual top folks.

[cosmic burrow]

Come to Poland

[twin flower]

Weird bit to put in there lmao

[cosmic burrow]

GreaT country

[karmic idol]

Honestly for this dude it's normal of him to say this

[sleek harness]

Is it a video from Reggie

[astral basin]

I like wh fantasy bc you actually get to see DEMONS rather than just chaos marines

[obtuse oak]

kiwis are also mint.

[misty trench]

most of us are chill, the racists don't get around much thankfully

[karmic idol]

Yes, the one where he kills all the elves

[twin flower]

kiwi's a bird what you talking about

[astral basin]

New zealand

[sleek harness]

Doesn't he do that in all the Total Warhammer videos

[obtuse oak]

one of 'em that i know from gaming way back when came to the netherlands for a conference on growing strawberries (he works in agriculture and they want to learn a lot about dutch methodology because the nz soil isnt that fertile and the dutch are the best farmers in the world, according to him) and i showed him around amsterdam and he was the perfect guest and tourist.

[cosmic burrow]

Heh funny thing. In Poland im considered crypto german by some people.

[karmic idol]

Yeah honestly I'm just now recently getting into Warhammer tbh

[obtuse oak]

so generous, so friendly, so genuinely interested in everything i had to show him

[misty trench]

yeah NZ soil is ok-ish in the north but becomes borderline barren the further south you go

[astral basin]

Australia has ostriches
New zealand is like. Mini Australia
So
Kiwi

[vague elm]

Newzealand is austalia but if it had the Amazon on it

[obtuse oak]

when he left he said "if you ever come to nz, you stay at my place for free. one week, two weeks, i don't care if it's a month, but i'm hosting"

like it wasn't even an offer lmfao it was a DEMAND

[whole glade]

i gave my new oc hella bad OCD

Fuck him

[karmic idol]

Man my friend is out in the cold rn because he went to go "hang" with this girl and his dumbass went two hours from his house and its like 9 degrees outside (-12 Celsius)

So he now gets to be homeless for a little bit because he ain't got anyone to give him a ride

[obtuse oak]

what did she like about it specifically?

[arctic shoal]

I hope that atleast he has most of his skin covered

[karmic idol]

Nope he's very dumb, just a black t shirt and grey sweatpants

[sleek harness]

Degrees is a dumb temperature measure

[karmic idol]

Well I'm American so it's all I was taught

[vague elm]

He has two legs and a heartbeat. He'll be fine

[misty trench]

the people, the food, the scenery, how much brighter it is. Honestly the only thing she didn't like was the heat lmao

[arctic shoal]

Some people should really respect the cold, specially if humid or under -10 celsius

[gloomy tartan]

Kiwi lay such big ass eggs for little birds

[astral basin]

You have
F = human body
C = water
Idk wth kelvin is supposed to measure

[karmic idol]

Tbh tho it's kinda normal here

[sleek harness]

You should learn the South American ways and use Celsius ngl

[karmic idol]

Like that's casual winter temps

[sleek harness]

I don't think anyone uses Kelvin anyways

[proud bronze]

Huh. I don't suppose his name starts with an L does it? I too know a Kiwi through gaming way back who works in agriculture and grows strawberries.... Bonus points if he had a He-man-esque hair cut.

[karmic idol]

However the negatives in fahrenheit or like -20 Celsius is bad

[vague elm]

Kelvin was created specifically for 0 kelvin the point at which molecules cease all atomic movement

[astral basin]

“How absolutely frozen is it?” Gotcha

[sleek harness]

If you put Kelvin first in the order it becomes KFC

[karmic idol]

I mean I could go in a blizzard in just a t shirt and shorts and be relatively fine

[arctic shoal]

Still, more used to it or not -10 and a bit of wind+exposed area is enough to get issues

Kelvin is what we used in the lab most of the time

[misty trench]

reaching 0 kelvin sounds easy, just don't move lmao, stay still lol

[vague elm]

"Kelvin Fucking Christ"

[karmic idol]

Average sons of the forest gameplay

[astral basin]

Aquilla out here with blood flow control

[vague elm]

Facts

[karmic idol]

Man I fucking Need me a PC because I Need to play sons of the forest

[sleek harness]

It must be dumb trying to ask the local temperature in Kelvins to your friend

[karmic idol]

I need to colonize the island, I must put in highways

[astral basin]

“How excited are your molecules, bruv?”

[karmic idol]

Man ngl I would make a Walmart

[vague elm]

We need to demolish your house to build an expressway

And then we need to demolish your planet to make way for an intergalactic expressway

[lethal solstice]

Peak mentioned

[karmic idol]

"Sorry sir, we've got orders to flatten this mountain, we need a Walmart in the wilderness"

"We gonna need ya to move out of da way and also you gonna be hired as workers, dw we'll give you federal minimum wage for it"

[sleek harness]

A mountain could be destroyed to build 3000 walmarts
Think about that

[vague elm]

I feel like you would forget your towel

[inland mantle]

Say less

[karmic idol]

Man I needs be able to perfect my JFK voice because it's really funny

[gloomy tartan]

I want a gawhdayum 200 kilometer walmmart in the ocean floating like a sovereign nation in the sea powered by krill

[sleek harness]

Less

[karmic idol]

Only once have I done it literally perfectly and it was amazing

[vague elm]

Chowdah

[misty trench]

I'm pretty chill y'know

also I'm going to bed, gn lads n lasses have a good one

[sleek harness]

Somehow I doubt it

[karmic idol]

Goodnight uhhh, whatever Warhammer slur you think of first

Space racism

[lilac crag]

67 goodnight

[vague elm]

[karmic idol]

Man, I forgot that my chest is caved in and I went to scratch it and was very confused for a second

[vague elm]

[karmic idol]

Man why tf am I getting ads for stranger things?

I thought that shit died off

[sleek harness]

Because new chapter coming out

[astral basin]

Ngl. I would want to see both degrees in weather
Standardize fahrenheit for your blue collars, use celsius for everything geographical. Cause when water gets cold its gonna make me cold when i get wet

[karmic idol]

Weren't the most recent seasons like hated

[karmic idol]

What?

[sleek harness]

Celsius is the most easy to understand out of them all, so it should be universal.

[karmic idol]

It's mostly the last part my brain refuses to understand

[sleek harness]

No, but it wasn't as good as the last ones

[karmic idol]

Isn't it literally just like the US that does fahrenheit?

[astral basin]

Use both f and C
F for atmospheric heat and wind chill
C for condensation.

[karmic idol]

And technically even then at higher levels we don't use Fahrenheit

[sleek harness]

I think russians also use fahrenheit

[karmic idol]

Higher levels as in educational levels

Yk I got a Russian friend lemme ask em

[astral basin]

Apparently its literally just the US and US controlled islands

[sleek harness]

Why do Americans use foot as way to mark distances

[karmic idol]

They'll respond in like 2-3 business days

[karmic idol]

Tbh this is a hill I'd die on, defending yardage vs uhh meters? I think would be the equivalent

[astral basin]

Theres a lot of countries that use both tho

[sleek harness]

Kilometers

[karmic idol]

Nah I think kilometers is the equivalent to miles

Because it goes inch, foot, yard and then mile

I have zero clue wtf the order for the EU way tho

[whole glade]

i fr just made this OCs life a living hell

[arctic shoal]

It's also the most used globally, mostly thanks to China

[sleek harness]

Yeah, but US doesn't want to use it

[astral basin]

We got the foot from the british, and never updated like the euros did

[arctic shoal]

Feet obsession🦶

[karmic idol]

It's funny because fahrenheit is used up till highschool where they force us to then forget fahrenheit and foot and make us use Celsius and centimeters or else we'll fail classes

[astral basin]

The metric system
Its a standardized “by tens” system

[karmic idol]

Yeah I'm not brainpower in the Slightest rn tbh so thanks for reminding me of the name because I genuinely forgot it

[astral basin]

But yeah the foot was originally just
Distance of a foot
Ancient civ stuff

[karmic idol]

Like completely just not in brain at all, very flat and smooth rn tbh

[sleek harness]

This makes me remember how Brazilian schools force you to learn cursive words and then make you mentally forget on how to write normal words

[karmic idol]

Man they tried to do cursive but then just gave up around like uhh

8th grade I think? I don't remember tbh

[astral basin]

They were doing that with US
But. Advent of social media and online signatures

My school gave up bc it became standardized to print our easays

[karmic idol]

Yeah honestly being in elementary during a major shift of education is annoying (idk if it's actually major it's just that I had alot of very old teachers who only did it the old way)

Thankfully for the most part I wasn't hit by teachers, only just confined to solitary confinement

[astral basin]

They just wanted to keep the age old tradition of “having unique signatures”
One of my recent bosses tried giving me shit that i only ever signed my first name. “It wont hold up in court”
Bitch even way back when it was a status symbol people signed with an X

[karmic idol]

Man I'm glad I'm in online school now because it was annoying having to deal with the old ass teachers

Like madam you was in this grade 60 years ago go fuck yourself and learn it the new way and stop tryna force your shit ass "proper" way onto me

[arctic shoal]

Any sign, even a literal stickman will hold legally aslong as it's the one in your local identification paper

I had a sparrow with an A for almost 8 years

[karmic idol]

Augh fuck, I have to be up at 9am, it's currently 2:30 am

Fuck, it's a doctors appointment too

Welp I'm gonna go uhh, stay awake for another few hours because I'm not gonna be able to sleep until 5am

[twin flower]

Night Owl

[karmic idol]

Without my medication yes, I am indeed a night owl

[sleek harness]

Come live in Brazil and live 2 hours and 30 minutes into the future so that way you have even less time to complain about time schedule

[astral basin]

Not even doctors use real cursive for their stuff
Its a pseudoscience shorthand thats like thieves cant or some mess

[karmic idol]

Because it's the only time I am at peace Is when I'm alone and it's dark outside

And also when deer occasionally wander into the city

[twin flower]

Eat it

[karmic idol]

To clarify the mild insanity of that I live in a like yk, City there isn't really nature for a few hours, driving too

Also something funny is how us Americans use hours as distance instead of like actual physical distance and like Almost everyone else doesn't

[obtuse oak]

Nope, mine's called Robert

[karmic idol]

I'm not legally allowed to kill the deer

[obtuse oak]

He doesn't grow them himself, he's a scientist

[karmic idol]

Unfortunately that doesn't matter because I still would

[twin flower]

Hit it with a car and claim it was an accident

[arctic shoal]

Yeah to practice a signature you just...do something you like and done, don't need to learn cursive which is extremely useless at this point, whatever you write by hand is likely only for your eyes

[karmic idol]

See I technically could do that, I just don't have my own car yet and I'm sure I'd manage to ruin the only good car we have

[twin flower]

Steal someone elses

[karmic idol]

Yeah I don't like other cars honestly

Because holy fuck I have to apparently turn the wheel all the fucking way to Slightly turn the wheels in other cars

[twin flower]

Do it for Deer meat

[karmic idol]

And like pedal to the metal to go 20mph and slam the brake to lightly brake

[karmic idol]

Yeah my step-famliy is going hunting because it's hunting season rn so we might get some deer

[twin flower]

Step-family?

[karmic idol]

Yeah, my actual father, low-key kinda sucks as a man and shouldn't be treated as a human being

I have Mild issues with him

[twin flower]

I guess I've never met anyone that dont have issues with their families, so youre not alone there broham

[somber stream]

My mom voted AfD lol

[karmic idol]

Man ngl I wouldn't even piss on his grave because I don't wanna waste my piss on it

Anyways, someone gimme a like massage thing and/or person because holy fuck my neck hurts like hell

[somber stream]

Do some light exercise

[karmic idol]

I just tried to stretch and made it 10x worse

[somber stream]

It has to get worse before it gets better

[karmic idol]

Augh I just felt where it hurts and god it's like, hard

Idk how else to describe it other then it feels like bone where my muscle is

[twin flower]

I'll karate chop your neck and say its better now

[karmic idol]

Man ngl I'd be worried you'd hurt your hands

Because holy shit my neck is stiff

Man this is why I wish I had a clone, because I know how massage people, it's just rather hard to massage yourself

[arctic escarp]

6 7 🤪

[twin flower]

How stiff is stiff, its still a neck

[karmic idol]

It's flexible and can move but the muscles feel like bone when I touch them

[somber stream]

I took a small massage class (it was free) for the lol Back in 2021

[twin flower]

My brothers a PT, so I learn massaging from him

[karmic idol]

I just convinced my classmates that it was a good idea to let me practice ideas on there bodies

[hasty sky]

6 7 !!!!

[somber stream]

And lemme tell ya, knowing how to massge people? Will only do you good

[twin flower]

Lets you touch people

[karmic idol]

Unfortunately most people do not like my appearance because I do Not look approachable

[somber stream]

What's the issue?

[twin flower]

Nah, people are the issue

Be different

[karmic idol]

And also because I analyze people Alot when I talk to them and then perhaps diagnose there issues and/or explain there issues

[rain idol]

Hi I’m people

[somber stream]

Okay this is a problem lol

[karmic idol]

For some reason people don't like hearing there issues by a child

However it is honestly kinda funny to see there reactions to me explaining how mentally fucked they are and why

[somber stream]

I don't think people would appreciate you 'analyze' them when you just meet

[karmic idol]

Yeah it is a issue that I try and work on not doing

[marsh iris]

when i massage i picture how I would cut them up like beef

[karmic idol]

However I am Very observant and feel a very strong urge to explain stuff to people

[sleek harness]

Man I hate my therapist and every single one of you

[somber stream]

We love you too, rat

[karmic idol]

(pompous ass voice) ahh so, trust issue eh?

Man okay so, for some fucking reason on Only my right foot one of my toes decides that it'd be really fucking funny to dislocate itself randomly

[obtuse oak]

This is really out of pocket. You're definitely not as observant or accurate in your analysis as you think you are if you're a teenager or a young adult.

[karmic idol]

I don't understand it and I don't like and it's really painful

[obtuse oak]

And giving people your unsolicited opinions on them is also immature behavior

[astral basin]

Anyone an organ donor? Why or why not?

[flint flame]

I had a highschool buddy go into psychology, and within her first term of study she tried to anaylse me and lmao I've never wanted to throw hands so fast

[obtuse oak]

The hubris of youth

[karmic idol]

Yeah ik it's bad I have been working on it and haven't done it in awhile

[flint flame]

I am, because I aint gonna use the bits if I'm dead

[obtuse oak]

It's bad also because you're likely wrong and it's not helpful at all, even if it wasn't annoying.

Anyone without a fully developed frontal cortex isn't gonna accurately analyse anyone else

[karmic idol]

But it's still a very annoying and strong urge to try and help the person because for some reason I feel like it's my like "mission" for a lack of better words to help everyone I meet

[obtuse oak]

https://tenor.com/view/mind-your-business-monet-x-change-rupauls-drag-race-all-stars-s7e2-dont-be-nosy-gif-25916138

[flint flame]

I think its nice to have empathy and a drive to help people, but also have to understand that it is entirely unhelpful to insert yourself into someones supposed struggles lol

[somber stream]

I understand the need to prove yourself and to the world, but there are order to things. Also don't say anything unless you're asked to

[karmic idol]

See I want to disagree with you on that but I also know your correct because to me I feel like I'm almost always correct in my "diagnosis" but I also know that I am not that educated on psychology like an actual therapist is

[rain idol]

LOL this reminds me I once had somebody try to analyze me to because she was trying to test out her psyche 12 skills, she asked me “are you perhaps depressed?” “I’m Eastern European. What do you think?”

[arctic escarp]

I for one would not appreciate being psychoanalyzed without my explicity consent

[obtuse oak]

that's a nice bit of self-awareness. I like that. yes, psychanalysis requires training and education. people are complicated and it isn't really possible to 'intuit' your way to a correct diagnosis.

[somber stream]

Even my mother would ask me first before giving me opinions (It's just how it work in my family i'm not a prick or anything)

[karmic idol]

Yeah I have stopped just blurting out my thoughts and instead just ask if I feel like I'm about to blurt out something

[flint flame]

LOLLLLL

[karmic idol]

Unfortunately I am extremely self aware and it's fun

[obtuse oak]

even the average therapist isnt skilled or qualified enough to accurately diagnose people with psychiatric problems. we should leave that stuff to the psychologists and psychiatrists of the world.

[somber stream]

Oh my gosh you are such a scorpio

[flint flame]

it cracked me up when she did it to me, like this girls known me for a decade+ and thinks she needed a psychology degree (or you know, 1 term of study into it) to decipher I was depressed due to a rough home life 😂

[karmic idol]

That's also part of my problem is that I'm able to diagnose myself very easily because yk, it's me I know myself very well

[obtuse oak]

fun fact: you are also likely to be way less self-aware than you think right now.

[astral basin]

I like relating to people. Seeing how to quantify the puzzle of complex emotions to my own standards.
People are just very. Square. In their own realm of understanding. Make myself out to be more of an idiot than I already do

[obtuse oak]

people generally don't really figure themselves out until they're in their 30s.

[karmic idol]

Yeah especially rn because I'm both not medicated and also mildly sleep deprived

[novel marlin]

Not as well as you think

Self diagnosis are borderline impossible

[somber stream]

Shit even then some stuff are still hard to make sense of

[rain idol]

My family has adopted unapologetic bluntness (wonder where they got it from) as in I will wake up in the morning and my sister will flat out tell me “you look like you’re planning to jump for a third story building get some more sleep”

[karmic idol]

Yeah that's also my family too tbh

[obtuse oak]

which is okay, there's no rush. just stay in school and stay out of trouble and the rest will come later and/or in therapy.

[astral basin]

Tbf. People tend to realize that a lotta things arent worth the stress by the time they are 30
time for a midlife crisis

[somber stream]

Sibling talks, standard issued i'm afraid, mine are the same

[novel marlin]

Worst part is that might not kill you

Just fuck you up real bad

[rain idol]

Yea but my dad does the same “you look like shit get more sleep”

[somber stream]

Lovingly, i'm sure

[obtuse oak]

I was super convinced I had a particular disorder when I was in my late teens and early twenties that I later realised I absolutely DID NOT have, I was basically gaslighting myself into it because I wanted to have it because it would conveniently explain some things and be something I could wear like armor

I was just papering over my insecurities with "self-analysis"

[karmic idol]

Also I'm like pretty I'm narcissistic but also I'm not sure because yk Its mostly that I'm not a actual therapist but like rn I have a very strong urge to try and like be all educated sounding about this but it's also uhh man I lost my train of thought for this

[somber stream]

You should get some sleep

[karmic idol]

And also because I've had alot of people tell me I'm narcissistic

[flint flame]

Mhm, I did the same as a teen. Finding a documented excuse for XYZ, thought I had a million things. Turned out to just have a few things that made a lot more sense and a lot less stress, lol

[novel marlin]

That’s sounds more like you’re tryna impress people whilst discovering your own way in the world, something we all do

[obtuse oak]

the reality is likely to be significantly more mundane than narcisissism. don't overthink it, get some rest, and focus on your education and your hobbies.

[karmic idol]

Yeah honestly I do have a very strong urge to try and be the smartest person in the room even though I am most definitely not

[novel marlin]

Me and 3 classmates once convinced ourselves we were right on the verge of doing a kamehameha wave

(We were 8 though, so it’s cool)

[obtuse oak]

bingo

[somber stream]

At least you're self-aware, that's a start

[obtuse oak]

the greatest gift of aging is the realisation that it really doesn't matter what other people think of you.

[karmic idol]

It is occasionally annoying but I'd also rather have it then not have it

[obtuse oak]

being able to ditch that neurotic obsession with the way I was perceived was so liberating

[karmic idol]

Yeah I tell myself that but also I am still only like 16 so I still have that like Need to be part of a social group

[elder merlin]

The greatest gift of aging is finally being able to die eventually

[obtuse oak]

absolutely, I don't expect you to be able to stop feeling those things lol

[somber stream]

🚨

[obtuse oak]

that's part of being 16

[karmic idol]

But I also really fucking hate people because being around other people is so god damn tiring for multiple reasons

However it is also mostly a me issue

[obtuse oak]

but it's a good mantra to tell yourself even at that age. it's something I would've liked to be able to tell myself at the time. "nothing that is happening right now is as important as I think it is. nobody will remember any of this in 10 years."

[somber stream]

Remember this 2 very important thing from a random internet stranger:

1. Don't be a dick
2. Love cats

[karmic idol]

If not pretty much an only me issue, however I still would argue that I'm not the annoying one it's other people even tho like 9/10 it's actually probably me being annoying

[flint flame]

I think a part of being 16 is being around insufferable people who are also maturing and changing, as well as being a little insufferable yourself (I sure as shit was)

its a very frustrating time of life lol but it really doesn't matter too much in the scheme of things, just have fun

[karmic idol]

Yeah I have been thinking about that recently tbh

[astral basin]

Honestly the 10 years thing has gotten me through a lot
But im also using it as a leg for something else so.

[somber stream]

General-health in full swing

[obtuse oak]

I really didn't enioy being 16, lol. you can't pay me enough to go back

I didn't feel comfortable being myself until I was 20

[karmic idol]

But also I'm weirdly future focused without really thinking about the present

[obtuse oak]

well, I was comfortable as a child. being a teenager sucked.

[flint flame]

My life between 12-20? I do not see it. Do not remind me ™

[obtuse oak]

YUP

[karmic idol]

Which is an issue honestly because you kinda yk needa focus on the present to have a future

[karmic idol]

Shit man even just a year ago I physically cringe at thinking about myself

[somber stream]

Wait till you hit 18

[karmic idol]

Oh god I'ma hate that for multiple reasons

[elder merlin]

[karmic idol]

I've only got like a year and two months until im 18

[gloomy tartan]

Playing damnation with the infantry lasgun on vet is actually fun damn

[obtuse oak]

oh you'll be cringing a lot more in the future, dw about it.

after the cringing comes laughter.

[karmic idol]

Which is so fucking fun because I am so terrified of being an adult because I've seen and heard too much about the struggle of adult life

[somber stream]

Make sure to have stories to remember though, we only have so much time around

[obtuse oak]

at some point all the idiocy you got up to as a teenager just becomes funny to remember.

[round mica]

I JUST realized the end times lore is literally just Warhammer: The Ultimate Showdown

[karmic idol]

The issue is honestly in the past like 6ish months I rarely go outside

[obtuse oak]

where are you from?

actually that doesn't really matter.

[karmic idol]

Eh Midwest, the dairy state

[lilac crag]

it's weird to be a recently introduced adult and see people talk about experiences at their age that I also remember fresh

[astral basin]

Dont rely on online spaces either. A lot of places will only mirror how you feel, and will not help you go through things
And a lot of places will outright turn on you for not experiencing it the same way.
Best to live it out with folk that dont give a shit, and wont give you shit for it either

[karmic idol]

Man honestly the issue is my family is like really fucked on all sides so I've had to learn about the shit side of life from a early age

[obtuse oak]

here's a maxim to remember about worry and fear:

is it within your sphere of influence? can you do something about it right now?

• if yes: there's no reason to be worried, just do what needs to be done to fix it.
• if no: there's no reason to be worried, you can't do anything about it anyway, being anxious wont solve the problem. just take things as they come and do your best.

[novel marlin]

So I got lucky, I’ve been lucky for a while tbh

Back when Pokémon first dropped, before it became Pokemon! In the UK, it was a shitty Saturday morning cartoon at like, 5 am or something for about a month before it boomed.

I was into it straight away, and I tried to get everyone else into it.

They weren’t bothered. The smartest kid in the class, a little bullying bastard by Che went in on it about how it was weird and I was weird.

The sporty kids didn’t care.

So I stopped watching it for a month or so, long time when you’re a child. I go away on holiday, come back, and it had boomed. Guess who’s the editor of the Pokemagazine?

That little bastard.

And I’d missed out on weeks of cartoon because I listened to that fucknugget.

I realised early that I’m not gonna let other people dictate what I enjoy.

And also I hope he gets the Big C. I check in everyone once in a while with mutuals. ‘Does he have it yet? Nope, I’ll try again in a couple of years’

[lilac crag]

[karmic idol]

Oh god yeah when I was like uhh 13? I think I was a yk, Nazi. Honestly and holy fuck was it bad because I was depressed as hell And going thru puberty and like, Ik and y'all know that kids exaggerate shit but because of how I was I was genuinely just hated by everyone for honestly a valid reason so It was, interesting time

[lilac crag]

to be honest, when I was 16 I was up to no good 24/7. bad bad crowd. now I work a 9-5 to get home, drink and game with friends and get paid. it gets nicer when you grow up

[astral basin]

Kids are shits™

[karmic idol]

Thankfully I've definitely grown past from being a dumbass Nazi fanatic however I've still had to catch myself sometimes on some shit since I'm now entering the age for politics

[somber stream]

Don't give in to the routine however, complacent is the word. Always learning

[obtuse oak]

The last bit of growth will come when you stop looking him up and thinking about him

[novel marlin]

I’m in my first year as a mature student doing a primary teaching degree

And basically this is why.

It’s easy to see the pipeline that leads to that route, it’s an insidious practiced designed to target people like yourself

[obtuse oak]

I don't really believe in that. If you're a functional and contributing adult, there is no inherent necessity for continued development. It's okay to be happy at that point.

[novel marlin]

Nah fuck him.

Bad things deserve to happy to bad people, and we as a society need to embrace that more

[obtuse oak]

Holding onto anger like that is like holding hot coals in your hands but expecting him to get burned.

[karmic idol]

Yeah it was a very predatory group of people in, yk both ways which was quite an interesting moment for me

[obtuse oak]

You're the only one feeling the heat.

[somber stream]

It's always good to be prepared for the future. Sure if you're an adult equipped with all the necessary knowledge to sustain yourself for the long run, it's fine. Young adult who just entered the working force is a different story

[obtuse oak]

You'll learn more things as they come up. Life has a habit of happening to you while you were making other plans.

[astral basin]

The main issue with being young is. You dont have a filter. No frame of comparison to anything.
Too many kids are over sheltered under their guardians authority, or over exposed and dont know the value of punishment/ consequence

[karmic idol]

Man tbh I wish I had more like, intelligent people when I was younger and/or just better adult figures when I was younger

[karmic idol]

Shit I was somehow both of those

[novel marlin]

It’s not anger, it’s a a passiveness. He deserves to have bad things happen to him for the way he treats people.

I’m not going to pretend that forgiving him for being a shit throughout his life is going to make mine any better.

Mine won’t change better or worse regardless of what Halle s to him.

I will take pleasure in any misfortune that befalls him though because he’s a tool

[obtuse oak]

It's not passive when you keep looking him up and wishing ill on him, is it?

That emotion lives within you.

But the only one its acidity is biting into is you.

[elder merlin]

I dont know how to let go of the coals

[flint flame]

IMO The best thing you can do to stick it to shitty people is to genuinely forget all about them. Its so freeing to not think of them anymore

[novel marlin]

We share some social circles, I’m not rabidly googling, people catch up, his name comes up, eyes roll, I ask if he has cancer yet

[karmic idol]

It's kind of hard to do that honestly, because there's a strange comfort in them which is the issue

[obtuse oak]

You can keep defending it if you're not ready to let it go, that's okay.

[elder merlin]

I just dont know how to stop being so angry and tired, i cant even remember anymore

[obtuse oak]

And I'm not advocating for forgiveness. That's also an active emotion and a choice.

But real maturity is found in the abandonment of the pains of the past.

[karmic idol]

Yeah I can very much relate to that honestly and I truly wish I'd have a proper answer for leaving anger behind but it just kinda, happens and It really kinda just is forgetting it but not in the way of forgetting Why your angry it's uhh, just completely removing the anger of it whilst still remembering it. I hope that's at least semi-helpful

[gloomy tartan]

Is that the little guy from blood borne?

[karmic idol]

Idk how else to like phrase it honestly

[halcyon glen]

I like legs

[somber stream]

same

[marsh iris]

same

[karmic idol]

Ngl also relatable

[gloomy tartan]

It’s weird how some people are more leg than other people

[marsh iris]

pan seared garlic butter chicken legs damn

[karmic idol]

That is really funny when it's to an extreme amount honestly

[gloomy tartan]

Like some people have more of the body comprised of legs you know?

[obtuse oak]

Megan Thee Stallion moment

[karmic idol]

Because for some reason there just more, it isn't like attractive but it's also still attractive idk how to explain it

[novel marlin]

I’m embracing it

When my uncle tortured my grandad for money, he threaten to kill me and that’s what broke my grandad (not sure why I was picked, I was one of 5)

A memory that keeps me warm is being sat on that cunt’s bed in the hospice taunting him and watching the cancer eat him

The idea that we need to let go of things to feel better? Nah, it’s nonsense. I feel no shame, no remorse, no pity about what happened. It genuinely makes me happy that he died alone and in pain with me and my dad watching.

Sometimes we need to embrace it

[gloomy tartan]

That girl who played a tall robot in Star Wars and was the costar to Indiana jones in that disk of destiny movie that actress she’s mostly legs.

Tbf she is tall too and pretty

[obtuse oak]

It's more complicated when it's a trauma response, I won't comment on that.

[karmic idol]

Do you mind if I try and give my, questionable advice?

[obtuse oak]

Brother you are 16 years old, give it a rest lmao

[karmic idol]

Yeah but I also can understand the anger behind that, and yeah yk you do have a point tbh

I was gonna try and argue that but it's, honestly it would've been worthless to try and argue it

[prime zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-abe-simpson-nope-woops-walk-out-gif-5122624

[south mica]

i wouldn't wish cancer on anyone tho, this shit sucks, there's a lump the size of my fist that will slowly encroach on my heart until i have a massive heart attack and die at some point in the next 20 years

[astral basin]

Dunno. Had a friend that tried to gouge my eye out over bs. Cut him out of my life, but i dont actively care if hes around me. We share friends.

[somber stream]

I'm sorry to hear, take heart though. I heard there are some major breakthrough with cancer treatment in recent years

[elder merlin]

Yeah lol

[karmic idol]

Yeah medicine is advancing relatively well especially in cancer research

[astral basin]

Apparently depression is a documented sign of onset cancer?
So says my coworker. Shes got 5 different types.

[karmic idol]

That's a rough genetic lottery

[astral basin]

Hip practically replaced. Missing one of her ladies. Talked about skin cancer and two different spots where they had to remove the marrow

[south mica]

eh, it's one of those things. i'm gonna try to manage it for as long as we can, and if a medical trial comes up go for it. but rare cancers don't see as much attention

oh dude breast and bone cancer fucking suck. i never realised how bad breast cancer was until recently, it's one of the properly bad, top tier dangerous ones. that starts with B. blood, bone, brain, breast. super aggressive

[somber stream]

And it's quite popular with women as well.
I meant the rate of you getting one is significantly higher than the others

[south mica]

and the screening is unpleasant, lots of poking and prodding, then you get them pretty much squashed in a vice

[novel marlin]

Of course my man, we’re all being open here

[primal tartan]

Hadron pissing sounds like a busted steam pipe

[wispy wadi]

I awake, I see no content being shoveled down my throat, therefore I scream for stim

This is either in relation to the Hive scum or being a iPad baby in the morning

[astral basin]

Yeah shes like. Really bad off. Amazing attitude though. Currently on weekly chemo, but she already went through the major operations
She has a pic of the lopped off lady, before and after. Gnarly af. Skin sloughing off.

[somber stream]

I'm making a face rn

[primal tartan]

crumchy

[obtuse oak]

Funnily enough I've had a mammogram

[south mica]

mine's really only bad from it's actual physical presence and the risk of further metastasis, the main symptoms i've had have just been the normal weight loss and fatigue, then big fluid buildup that slowly collapsed a lung without me realising and lots around my heart that kinda nearly killed me but since it got drained it's been chill. and the heart troubles but that's from it eating the conductive tissue
scar wise i've just two little dots from each drain and since my hair grew back i look normal (it fucking grew back wrong though, it's slightly darker and thicker and wiry and i hate it, it's wrong and it's not my hair)

[astral basin]

Yeah fried hair follicles is something ive heard about

[south mica]

yeah, since the cells are very active and chemo is there to bust up cell replication you lose your head hair first cause it grows the quickest, then stuff like armpit and pubic hair, then my eyelashes and eyebrows went

[cosmic burrow]

Hank had titscan

[south mica]

mannogram

[flint flame]

I'm due for a mammogram soon. Not excited in the slightest lmfao

[karmic idol]

God honestly idk because I can understand the anger of that but I also Can't truly understand the emotions behind it in the way you've experienced it all I can really say is that it's shit you had to go thru that and there isn't really a right or wrong "Answer" to this

[flint flame]

Tiddy crusher 5000, get turned into a panini

[somber stream]

Why is everyone doing a tit scan, peer pressure is real

[south mica]

welcome to the hydraulic press channel

[astral basin]

I realized it was a pun-ni

[peak shoal]

so the new class, reckon they'd get healstims or nah? i heard an argument about healing stations being scarce and it should be for the betterment of the game to be such, but a previous game vermintide 2, had warrior priest doming heretics and getting you from 1% to 70-80% hp back, and his talent heals too soooo by any chance will they get green apple stims pls oh fatshark godz

[obtuse oak]

yeah

fortunately/alas (depends on how you look at it) my moobs were just thicc, no funny business.

[cosmic burrow]

Welcome to meth combusters

[astral basin]

Even more confirmation that Hank. Is indeed a tank.

[cosmic burrow]

Ogrynomicon team mom allegations confirmed

[obtuse oak]

I'm 260lbs son

definitely a tank

[cosmic burrow]

Use kgs please

[obtuse oak]

130kg

[somber stream]

Big chungus

[cosmic burrow]

I weigh 124 kg

[astral basin]

Gotta put respect on the square frame lads

[wispy wadi]

Big Hank

[gloomy tartan]

Dorrito body build is a classic build

[south mica]

brother just lose like 15kg over six months and not notice due to fluid buildup, and then another 10 in hospital from atrophy and just eating endless steamed vegetables and whatever the protein of the day is.
got rid of mine easy

[obtuse oak]

I'm 6'2" so it doesn't even look that crazy. but I definitely want/need to go back to 90kg-100kg

[cosmic burrow]

Hank is dutch so he is like 2.2m tall

[obtuse oak]

[novel marlin]

Hey, it’s shit you’re going through this, i appreciate that I may have said somethings that’re insensitive, I’m sorry about that

[amber delta]

Hank how come you are Dutch but use Americano measurements

[cosmic burrow]

Nah you need to build muscle

[astral basin]

Muscle is still weight

[obtuse oak]

even with muscle that would be a good weight for me

[cosmic burrow]

We are on a swedish server. Iso norms apply

[wintry steeple]

lift free weights
// nothing follows

[obtuse oak]

to accomodate the americans in this chat

[cosmic burrow]

Dont. They need to learn

[amber delta]

they are all asleep they can't hurt you

[wispy wadi]

Make them learn the proper measurments instead of pempering them

[somber stream]

We're mostly Euro here i think, they went to sleep

[obtuse oak]

oh are we back to being europoors?

nice

[astral basin]

We American 🇺🇸 are notoriously lazy

Yeah its 4am. No generic US folk should be alive rn

[cosmic burrow]

Ok usian

[somber stream]

Servo is US

[cosmic burrow]

Yeah let him learn

[spark talon]

I have had 13 games in a row with gun seeds with a little mix of melee elites sprinkled in.
Chance of running into 5 different reaper hords is 100%

[karmic idol]

I'm not asleep

[ripe tangle]

I’m also from the US, but I convert measurements automatically because I’m autistic that way…

[karmic idol]

I very much should be tho I have to be somewhere in like 5 hours

[cosmic burrow]

No you use human instead of stupif

[karmic idol]

Ngl im genuinely not capable of doing math

[obtuse oak]

utopian thought. they never will

[somber stream]

Metric, always

[karmic idol]

Like in the slightest, my immediate reaction to it is to shutdown

[ripe tangle]

anyway for reference sake I’m 1.6m which means I’m not very tall at all.

[amber delta]

smol sister

[somber stream]

Standard human female size, i think

[obtuse oak]

standard human females are tiny though

[karmic idol]

Lol short

[cosmic burrow]

Nah when you get angry you look like a hamster. Which is cute

[wintry steeple]

i think it depends on how you measure the average

[novel marlin]

The power armour adds 0.4m

[cosmic burrow]

Youre implying that dutch are not human

[obtuse oak]

my partner is about 160cm and i can comfortably rest my chin on her head when she stands in front of me. is funny

[wintry steeple]

though i will still agree with the general assessment

[novel marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/culture-austin-powers-dutch-gif-10931343

[wintry steeple]

women are optimized for launching in a ballistic sense

[obtuse oak]

I am implying the dutch are not standard

which is true because we are the tallest people in the world.

[somber stream]

Yep, 1.6m is standard human female height nowaday

[cosmic burrow]

See cute

[ripe tangle]

my Brother’s Dutch friend was here for a couple months and the top of my head was at roughly the middle of his chest.

[karmic idol]

Yeah dats a hampter

[obtuse oak]

yup

it do be like that

and the kids are only getting taller

[somber stream]

Dutch ladies awaken something in me ngl

[obtuse oak]

my nephew is 2m

[ripe tangle]

the guy I’m referencing is like 194cm

[cosmic burrow]

You want uppies

[karmic idol]

Man I had a friend in middle school who was like 6 ft 8 at 13

[obtuse oak]

well, nephew... he's my cousin's son. what does that make him?

[karmic idol]

Yk just a casual height and stuff for a kid that age