general-chat

[little marten]

Marry Asian girl
Move into her parents house
Become owner
Divorce
Kick her parents out
Get on the property ladder 🙏

[languid hazel]

Lol

[rain idol]

I remember talking to you here and there in the hd discord serv

[tall grove]

“I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee”

[humble laurel]

Depends on the Asian country

[inland mantle]

Why do all that when you can just live in their walls starting right now

[ripe tangle]

NG was Medieval Social Climbing Nobility in his past life it seems, finding loopholes in Feudalism and shit

[languid hazel]

If I could start my life over all the way back to 98 when I was born, I’d do it

[tall grove]

Old

[somber stream]

98? Shit started getting worse since the 80

[little marten]

Much appreciate but i probably lived in a stable and ate insects after getting kicked by a horse

[languid hazel]

I feel old 😔

[ripe tangle]

*70s

[little marten]

One step ahead 😈

[languid hazel]

Yeah but maybe I could be more functional if I just did something different during my life

[tall grove]

Because you are. I didn’t know necrons were allowed on this server

[humble laurel]

This doesn’t work that easily tbh especially in Asia

[somber stream]

70s was still sustainable, it was the beginning of the end

[little marten]

Whichever one had the nicest houses 😈

[ripe tangle]

I was making a joke, and also Asia is huge, Indonesia, South Korea, and Kuwait are all on the same continent bro

[humble laurel]

Japan I guess but marrying a gaijin seems not really a thing for them Japanese girls

[languid hazel]

I think the biggest thing that’d help my depression right now is a genuine hug

:3

[inland mantle]

No

[somber stream]

🫂

[little marten]

I think I could pull off a Portuguese missionary turned Japanese heartthrob kinda vibe

[rain idol]

Ah If only I was back in 58 my hayday

[little marten]

(Jk Asian women are repulsed by me)

[restive walrus]

Yall mind if a whiteboy speaks japanse??

[tall grove]

I keep hearing things like that, “gaijin” and “goyim”, but what does it all mean?

[rain idol]

🫂 igu cuh

[little marten]

Only if you remember to wear this 👑

[restive walrus]

Watashiwa I am uncomfortable desu

[humble laurel]

Yeah they definitely like white guys but mostly for hookups

[tall grove]

🫂

[somber stream]

"Gaijin" means foreigner in Japanese

[restive walrus]

da burger king crown...

[ripe tangle]

Japanese Girls

Dating a Gaijin: ✅

Marrying a Gaijin:

[little marten]

🎣

[languid hazel]

Oh so that’s why it’s called GaijinEntertainment

[tall grove]

???

[tall grove]

Ah, thanks

[rain idol]

gwailo that nice man at the store keeps calling me that says it means good person!

[somber stream]

Asian women don't like beard, if you speak Japanese and try not to be a weeb, you have as much chance as the local, actually

[marsh iris]

asian indian, asian chinese, asian japanese, asian korean, asian indonesian, asian malay, asian pinoy

[ripe tangle]

all Asians, all different

[gloomy tartan]

I’m back and we’re talking about Asians?

[little marten]

I am not a weeb.
I will not shave.
My ancestors didn’t shovel shit in the underbelly of an empire for me to learn another countries language.
Japan will be mine.

[ripe tangle]

Apparently…

[restive walrus]

Yeah and also talking about you behind your BACK. Lucia started it

[marsh iris]

hawaiians are asians too right (polynesians)

[tall grove]

Yes. We should switch to talking about femboys again instead

[gloomy tartan]

My Asian hairdresser tells me I’m lucky cuz I have hair that grows fast and has given me haircuts in Japanese styles before.

[ripe tangle]

No, they’re Pacific Islanders

[little marten]

Watch out Asian women I’ve seen season 1 of attack on Titan 😈😈😈

[somber stream]

My childhood friend moved to Japan and married a Jeitai, she made 3 spawns now

[little marten]

What’s a jeitai

[ripe tangle]

imagine being like me, in the West I’m considered “an Asian” but in the Asian countries I’ve been to I’m a Westerner

[fossil oasis]

Referring to children as "spawn"

[tall grove]

Me when I step on the scale and it shatters (my spiritual pressure must’ve been too strong)

[somber stream]

JSDF

[languid hazel]

How about instead of femboys, we talk about transfems and getting them prom dresses so they can experience something they missed out on :3

[little marten]

Sounds like some sort of horse warrior

[gloomy tartan]

Wasian?

[restive walrus]

its ok we claim you

[tall grove]

Spawn of the devil, maybe
I hate children

[ripe tangle]

I’m half Korean and half White yeah

[restive walrus]

I dunno what you are but ill claim you.

[gloomy tartan]

That’s neat 😄

[somber stream]

Japanese Self Defense Force, military

[tall grove]

Hmmm an interesting idea

[restive walrus]

What kind of white we need to know

[little marten]

Don’t they have mechs and shit to do that

[gloomy tartan]

I’m mixed with a fucking lot but mostly French and Hispanic

[somber stream]

She's half Welsh Half Japanese, looks 100% white lmao

[ripe tangle]

mix, mostly Germanic and Slavic

[fossil oasis]

Ngl referring to children in demeaning and dehumanising ways is one of the most cringe and sickening things imo. Idc if people don't like kids, but don't dehumanise them, they aint done anything wrong

[rain idol]

I always called my little sister el specimona because….. I don’t know there’s something deeper in that but it’s been so long I forgot

[restive walrus]

Sorry Lucia I can't claim you. You must forever live in limbo

[gloomy tartan]

I have French Hispanic Peruvian Apache Cherokee and a black uncle

[tall grove]

They existed. Thats a crime in and of itself

[inland mantle]

Damn cant joke around here 😔

[ripe tangle]

such a shame

[lament dagger]

I am an incredibly generic white guy with probably the lamest ancestry ever, at least in terms of German, Polish, stuff like that
Not sure about relatives

[restive walrus]

Not because your Germanic or Slavic, Just because u smelly

[somber stream]

They have a furry mascot for their air force. Yes a furry mascot, not an animal as mascot. Yes it's the official Air force

[fossil oasis]

I think that's fine tho because it's literally your sister. It'd different when it's people referring to other people's kids that way

[little marten]

Imagine not being descended from ancient Druidic Celtic stock

[ripe tangle]

I bathe daily though…

[little marten]

Based tbh

[gloomy tartan]

Is there someone who’s part everything? Besides Jesus

[tall grove]

Link????

[fossil oasis]

Kids can be annoying but like I still wanna raise a child tbh

[ripe tangle]

Probably?

[somber stream]

https://x.com/AniNewsAndFacts/status/1795902048396853432

[tall grove]

I don’t. Having pets is already enough of a responsibility for me

[inland mantle]

You can be the first just start stealing body parts from people

[gloomy tartan]

Their bloodline unlocked all the dlc characters lol

[little marten]

Where did you come from?
Where did you go?

[rain idol]

I’m the exact opposite idk why but my ethnic background is a hodgepodge of actual bullshit

[gloomy tartan]

Or I could date

[jaunty path]

Shits so much it fills the whole room and everyone drowns

[tall grove]

Thanks.
Also, it’s a he too? AWOOGA!

[inland mantle]

True but your in gen chat you have no game

[gloomy tartan]

Sends you to the toilet dimension

[somber stream]

I'm too afraid to learn what kind of gender the thing is

[restive walrus]

Rubs big belly and dies

[rain idol]

Ok nurgle

[jaunty path]

NOT THE SKIBIDI DIMENSION

[gloomy tartan]

I could be your dad you don’t know

[ripe tangle]

I’ve done a DNA test thingy before and it literally said I’m 49-51% European and 49-51% East Asian, I’m reading the results like “I already knew that.”

[fossil oasis]

Average Beast of Nurgle encounter

[lament dagger]

I can't imagine raising a kid nowadays
I feel like the future is already disastrous
The thought is nice until I dwell on it

[hidden trout]

What did just tab into

[gloomy tartan]

How much did you spend on the test to learn what you allready knew lol?

[marsh iris]

JSDF (navy) have a freaking railgun

[tall grove]

Peak fiction

[inland mantle]

No wonder my genes suck wtf

[restive walrus]

Cole you cunt none of the VAS are Australian

[ripe tangle]

it was a gift

[jaunty path]

Powder that makes you say "I already knew that"

[gloomy tartan]

If I was your dad you would have wizard vision

[restive walrus]

Why would you give me hope I had Aussie representation

[little marten]

I would like a daughter but if I had a son I would probably leave them in the old forest

[fossil oasis]

That's true. I'd love to raise a kid but like with the way things are going, it's becoming less and less viable if you're working class like me

[somber stream]

Oh really?

[hidden trout]

YES THEY ARE
The bounty hunter is

[restive walrus]

No they aren’t BRUH no way they are

[gloomy tartan]

The JSDF plays Godzilla music regularly

[somber stream]

Oh they do holy shit

[lament dagger]

I'm like a rung below working class rn with how my job treats me

[inland mantle]

Cant be then men in my family start balding in their 20s... I am no acceptation to that rule

[ripe tangle]

I’ll raise him, I already live in a forest!

[restive walrus]

If they are Australian I’ll personally go on twitch and stream saying I’m sorry and your cool

[gloomy tartan]

Do you absorb the hairs power?

[jaunty path]

Well....was it any more specific than that or

[restive walrus]

Remember this.

[somber stream]

How's the rent?

[little marten]

We eat our elders in my family, a rite of passage

[gloomy tartan]

Like the Blair witch?

[fossil oasis]

That's kinda rough. Hope things get better for you. With how things are going in the UK, wouldn't be surprised if I get pushes lower than working class tbh

[ripe tangle]

It was more specific yeah

[tall grove]

Excuse me, he’s epic, not cool.
Says so in his name

[jaunty path]

I'd like to know my genes

[little marten]

Levi hahahahahaha

[restive walrus]

My ancestry test said I was 102% white. With a 2% margin of error

[jaunty path]

Yeah so what was it!!!!

[inland mantle]

Very much so 😔 Not that I care but man couldnt it wait into my 30s

[gloomy tartan]

The tests came back and you’re 💯 percent that bitch

[fossil oasis]

I don't wear jeans, I like cargo pants more

[marsh iris]

japan already preparing for Kaiju attacks

[jaunty path]

My dude is pure chlorine

[restive walrus]

Cargo these nuts?

[tall grove]

N-no, this can’t be! Not one of them albino chimps! Naw!

[little marten]

I would love to do an ancestry test but I worry they’ll take my DNA for nefarious purposes 😔

[gloomy tartan]

Do white propel still live on the mountains of caucus?

[lament dagger]

I'm incredibly lucky to have nice parents, I'll survive for now. Hope you don't get screwed over. Don't know much about the UK. American politics suck enough that I stopped paying attention.

[eager bridge]

Who is excited about the new class

[restive walrus]

ME

[gloomy tartan]

They clone you

[somber stream]

Japan's new PM is super conservative, they might see the rise of their own Army again

[tall grove]

I’m excited, if only because I’m starving for content

[little marten]

Exactly I find the idea of clones so truly horrifying it makes me sad

[lament dagger]

There are enough white dudes who look exactly like me

[jaunty path]

Japans government is just full of dipshits huh

[hidden trout]

I wont be streaming it
I work like 4 hours after the embargo lifts

[sweet trail]

say what you will abt fatshark (and much of it is very much deserved dnt get me wrong) but its cool that vermintide 2 is still supported what, 7 something years later?

[rain idol]

Let’s see I’m Russian and Serbian on my dads side as for my mum French German English AND Spanish because her family is just everywhere

[ripe tangle]

mostly German(Austrian), Czech, Polish, Russian, Ukrainian, Hungarian, and a tiny bit of Belgian French specifically Wallonie, and like 1% Jewish, the Asian side said I was like almost entirely Korean but had a few Japanese, Chinese, and Mongolian ancestors way down the line but all three were really diluted, like less than 4%

[hidden trout]

Not that anyone watched my streams, theres the big streamers eating all the views

[somber stream]

Could say the same about just any government these day, but yes

[gloomy tartan]

There’s this one old game where famous hot people are cloned after a period of time passes since they’re death to make clones for rich ppl as a throwaway line midway in the game

[eager bridge]

I’ve started to stream

[fossil oasis]

That's fair honestly, feels like US and UK politics are just as bad at this point. Glad I still live with my mum tbh, but like I really need a better job.

[gloomy tartan]

I’d referenced metal gear

[little marten]

I’m famous and hot enough to be cloned 💀

[inland mantle]

Lies

[somber stream]

Not lies, fact

[jaunty path]

But it sucks so much since Japan is already a socially regressive country

[rain idol]

If they clone you, challenge them to a fight to the death whomever wins is the real one

[tall grove]

P-please censor j*b 😢

[somber stream]

It's complicated

[little marten]

Imagine losing to a clone of yourself wtf imma have nightmares

[inland mantle]

Skill issue

[humble laurel]

One is Japanese and the other Yiddish or Jewish term

Basically means foreigner

[rain idol]

Your clone would be lowkey mad asf too

[fossil oasis]

There's an episode of Love, Death and Robots, in the first volume I believe, about a society where rich and famous people get to be immortal as long as they don't have kids, and then the rest of society lives in squalor as bad as a 40k hive city

[little marten]

If there were 50 identical clones of me in the room who would be the leader?!? How would we decide?!? Would it be an orgy!?!?!

[marsh iris]

it's true, just look at one punch man season 3

[tall grove]

Ah, okay, thank you!

[inland mantle]

*One Frame Man S3

[restive walrus]

If you had a small clone version of Hitler would you torture it

[jaunty path]

Season 3 is real?

[little marten]

GET THOSE MIRROR CREEPS AWAY FROM ME NO CLONES NO CLONES

[tall grove]

Yes

[fossil oasis]

I could not be trusted with clones of myself

[inland mantle]

Sadly

[rain idol]

Same here Icl

[tall grove]

Freaky ahh (same)

[ripe tangle]

the European side of my family didn’t really surprise me though since I’m descended from a mix of commoner and nobility from the Austrian Empire, so it makes sense that I’d be a mix of those things specifically… how is it possible to be both noble and commoner? Easy! Nobles fucking their servants 😐

[little marten]

If you and 50 clones of yourself agreed to make a human pyramid do you think you’d get to go on the top?

[inland mantle]

[humble laurel]

You’re welcome

[lament dagger]

I would beat the clones of myself to death
I don't even hate myself
But I'd do it

[rain idol]

Number 34 (we would think it’s funny)

[somber stream]

Reclaim your rightful heritage, move to Europe and conquer Austria

[ripe tangle]

lmao

[fossil oasis]

Preferably yes, since i'm the original. If I where a clone of me, I would let the original on top so because I am the original, i'd be allowed

[humble laurel]

They probably are thinking the same and probably will gang up on you first

[little marten]

Imagine staring your clone in the eyes as they bulged while you choked them to death

[somber stream]

I can be a bannerman in exchange for free tax

[fossil oasis]

I wouldn't kill them tbh

[inland mantle]

Someone out there would like that

[lament dagger]

Probably for the best at this point

[humble laurel]

I got a thick neck so it’s gonna be pretty hard

[little marten]

With clones you won’t get a choice what if they wanted access to my discord account

[tall grove]

How do you know? How do you know you’re not a government drone?

[restive walrus]

Yeah you are thick.

[astral basin]

Time for work

[little marten]

Oh yeah? How thick? 😈

[restive walrus]

Thick in the HEAD

[astral basin]

Whats up guys

[humble laurel]

Thicker than an Ogryn’s bicep

[inland mantle]

The sky

[somber stream]

Everything

Nothing

[restive walrus]

Bitch you said you were working

[jaunty path]

@ripe tangle favorite Thanksgiving food?

[fossil oasis]

Idk, maybe it'd be like Oblivion (2013) with Tom Cruise, and there's like numbered clones of me and i'm like 47 or whatever

[rain idol]

Jokes on you nerd I already had enough derealization events, besides they wouldn’t make me this stupid for no reason so I’m clearly not made by them

[languid hazel]

And so concludes another day of listening to my schizophrenic brother arguing with himself

[little marten]

Sabotaging my sleep pattern to shitpost like most nights

[fossil oasis]

Oh, then maybe. Can't even use biometrics as security to keep them out

[somber stream]

Sleep so you can shitpost harder later today

[fossil oasis]

Not much, talkin about what we would do if we had clones of ourselves

[tall grove]

Is he actually schizophrenic? If so, that sounds miserable for everyone nearby

[little marten]

I’m going to binge watch Tulsa King today

[humble laurel]

I think it’s entertaining at least I guess

[languid hazel]

He is.

[ripe tangle]

is it basic bitch of me to say it’s homemade Mac and Cheese?

[little marten]

What a dumb fucking show lmao

[somber stream]

Do a watch party here

[languid hazel]

It is not. It’s heartbreaking and anxiety inducing

[lament dagger]

no

[fossil oasis]

I've been enjoying Pluribus recently, it's really good

[humble laurel]

Put some fried bacon bits on top as garnish and you got fine dining right there

[jaunty path]

Nah I don't think so :]

[little marten]

My viewing experience consists of slurping down some eggs on toast, wheezing and then eventually falling asleep, I’ll keep that to myself

[somber stream]

Wow

[ripe tangle]

What about you?

[manic wyvern]

Alien Earth is pretty good but i’ve only watched the first 3 episodes

[little marten]

That’s if this rash on my leg doesn’t kill me in my sleep

[somber stream]

Do make sure to have the TV turn off after a while, electricity bill has been brutal as of late

[manic wyvern]

If I attempt to watch tv longer than an hour I inevitably fall asleep

[jaunty path]

Champagne, 500 deviled eggs and banana pudding.

I also really liked the ham

[humble laurel]

It is

[jaunty path]

Turkey isn't that good

[languid hazel]

It really isn’t

[little marten]

Turkey is cringe

[manic wyvern]

Turkey is hard to make well but its very good when done well

[restive walrus]

Turkey 🇹🇷 number oneee

[lament dagger]

I like however my family seasons it

[formal mortar]

Just baste it in wine every half hour to hour while you cook it

[manic wyvern]

Brining the bird beforehand and injecting butter into it intermittently during cooking

[tall grove]

Damn. That must be hard. You okay?

[little marten]

No

[fossil oasis]

Turkey is best when it's the day after christmas and there's a bunch of it leftover for me to put in sandwiches all day

[formal mortar]

You can also drink some of the wine as you cook

[manic wyvern]

Yeah leftover gobbler sandwiches fuck

[little marten]

Which colour?

[formal mortar]

Usually use a red

[manic wyvern]

Big fan of canned cranberry sauce, the jiggly can shaped kind

[little marten]

Ok that’s based

[ripe tangle]

Yum

[formal mortar]

Basted a turkey in so much wine once that it was purple for the first half inch in, and it tasted so good

[tall grove]

Turkey is only good with gravy

[little marten]

I’ve never cooked a Turkey actually

[lament dagger]

I had turkey, buns, chocolate pie, other stuff, I forgot

[restive walrus]

Oh shit is it thanks giving or something

[little marten]

I’m a Turkgin 😔

[fossil oasis]

I don't like gravy

[formal mortar]

The wine basting helps with flavor and keeps it from drying out

[tall grove]

For Americans I think

[restive walrus]

No WONDER bruh

[manic wyvern]

I like making beercan chickens

[formal mortar]

Also have made a few smoked turkeys before

[restive walrus]

Yeah the Americans won’t shut up for some reason smh now I knows

[tall grove]

Rare cabbit L take

[little marten]

@somber stream are you ready for your SCUMSHOT on Tuesday?

[fossil oasis]

I'm a picky eater

[tall grove]

So am I gng

[formal mortar]

Is Tuesday the release day for HS?

[languid hazel]

Same

[manic wyvern]

Non americans getting hangry today it seems

[marsh iris]

runny scum

[little marten]

Scum for me

[fossil oasis]

Trust me, it's on another level how picky I am. I do not have sauces of any kind, or gravy or anything like that

[formal mortar]

Got something to look forward to other than hackers then

[ripe tangle]

is it a red flag if someone is a messy eater?

[somber stream]

What's the term for when the class finally arrived?

[languid hazel]

Chase, you probably have Arfid same as me

[fossil oasis]

What's that?

[little marten]

Hivekkake

[formal mortar]

I don't think so

[tall grove]

Any sauces? Like at all? Damn. I just tend to have textural issues, Wich I believe is a result of me being on the spectrum

[ripe tangle]

I think it depends but generally it’s not

[little marten]

I’m an exceptionally messy eater so maybe that factors into your verdict

[formal mortar]

A lot of people aren't actually taught table manners or how to eat

[little marten]

In fact most days I’ll take my shirt off to eat dinner

[languid hazel]

In the simplest way to explain it as possible: picky eater syndrome.

More accurately it’s issues with textures, smells, and even tastes of many foods. Do some foods make you gag?

[humble laurel]

Turkey is tasteless usually that’s why the gravy helps with the flavor

[jaunty path]

SKITARRI ON DECEMBER 2ND

[fossil oasis]

Yeah, no sauces, and very picky on texture and also smell of things. The idea of trying food sounds nice but when it's actually put in front of me, it's very hard for me to actually try it

[ripe tangle]

like if someone is a bit messy like they get crumbs or whatever that’s fine I’m not judging, but if they eat like an actual wild animal that’s an issue.

[humble laurel]

Duck is better

[languid hazel]

Yep that’s Arfid alright

[manic wyvern]

The only thing that really bugs me is people chewing with their mouth open and excessively heavy breathing while eating

[jaunty path]

@ripe tangle what u naming ur ganger

[formal mortar]

I only take issue if they leave the mess

[fossil oasis]

Oh right, probably do have that tbh because that describes basically everything with how it comes to food for me. Also yeah, some foods do

[little marten]

Oh eating like a slob is rough

[somber stream]

Duck require advanced cooking techniques to clear the smell, it's one of the harder dish to cook

[formal mortar]

Or if they are just chewing with their mouth wide open even though they can breathe through their nose

[lament dagger]

Oh, great. That's what I deal with. It's bad. Especially texture of fruit so I'm stuck with juice 24/7

[ripe tangle]

Scrote Scalawag

[marsh iris]

smoked duck 🤤

[gloomy tartan]

Who’s up darking they tide?

[restive walrus]

Can you eat hive scum like that

[formal mortar]

I have a problem where I eat too quickly

[fossil oasis]

I thought it was just an autism thing for me tbh, didn't realise there was specifically a condition for being a picky eater

[somber stream]

Beijing duck, good god that thing tasted amazing

[grave plaza]

rawket lawncher

[languid hazel]

Then I diagnose you with Arfid. I have it too and it stinks. I want to enjoy food damnit but everything tastes bad, smells bad, and feels bad. I can look at a picture of food and still feel a sort of repulsed grossed out feeling just by looking at something

[little marten]

#1 Scum addict

[manic wyvern]

Not a big fan of duck. Always just seems like greasier/gamier chicken

[restive walrus]

I’m the exact opposite

[somber stream]

It require a lot of effort to taste good, yes

[fossil oasis]

I was like 40 minutes ago but felt myself getting burnt out. Gonna take a brief breal until Hive Scum I think (I'm busy all weekend anyway so kinda a forced break)

[marsh iris]

have any of you eaten wild chicken?

[restive walrus]

Chicken is worse than duck in every way

[grave plaza]

the Peking Duck, dosing duck with hot oils combine air and extreme hot temp oil.

[languid hazel]

Anyways, now is about when I share the story of my first experience with sushi

[ripe tangle]

what about naming them “FromWhereTheBloodFlows”

[restive walrus]

I didn’t even know wild chicken was still a think tbh

[little marten]

WHY DO DUCKS HAVE FEATHERS?!??

||to hide their buttquacks 😈||

[manic wyvern]

I’ve had duck my brother hunted a few times, never cared for it

[lament dagger]

I just eat food and pray to whatever absent god that I like it

[fossil oasis]

Yeah, there's specific foods I like but trying new food is impossible and I hate it. I have a really bad diet because of it I think -w-

[humble laurel]

They taste good but maybe it’s just what they eat

[marsh iris]

stil exist here but their meat is tough af

[somber stream]

I can't be assed to cook a duck, the smell would haunt me for days. Just visit your local Asian resto

[little marten]

giggles softly at you

[gloomy tartan]

It was lagging earlier but it’s much smoother now

[lament dagger]

same :|

[restive walrus]

Hunting duck is unethical bro go to the super market where you get your meat without any animals getting hurt

[tall grove]

Same here. I have a few (pretty unhealthy) foods I tend to stick to

[marsh iris]

you need to pressure cook the meat to make it tender

[ripe tangle]

I actually enjoying trying new things

[gloomy tartan]

I like trying new drinks

[ripe tangle]

I’m adventurous or whatever

[humble laurel]

Nah it depends we just boil em or broil/bbq em

[fossil oasis]

I tried sushi once, with my partner, and like I hated how cold it was. The fish felt slimey and the rice felt sticky in ways that I really hated

[acoustic pebble]

Would you like a Soritas stimm?

[restive walrus]

Boi em broil em put em in a stew

[fossil oasis]

Drinks like alcohol or drinks like not alcohol? Because I like doing both

[ripe tangle]

Would you like me to hurt you?

[languid hazel]

So there I was casually chilling in Delaware when a couple of friends in Seattle invited me out there for a week. One day we went to a small Japanese eatery and I ordered the ONE THING that contained something I was familiar with and vaguely comfortable with: teriyaki chicken bowl.

One of my friends ordered eel sushi and she offered me a piece. The second it touched my tongue it came right back out. Single worst thing I’ve ever had the displeasure of putting in my mouth

[acoustic pebble]

Yes

[manic wyvern]

I support the industrialized slaughter of animals en masse as opposed to a personal seasonal limit

[tall grove]

Eel sushi? That sounds awful lmao

[little marten]

Noo fair^^!! You siwwy boy xDdd You looky wooky so cute :33 when you’re eepy^^ 😛 <33

[somber stream]

Eels are poo poo, never order the thing

[languid hazel]

Yep this exactly

[ripe tangle]

Alright, I’m breaking you over my knee!

Say goodbye to that spine!

[gloomy tartan]

Kill the heretics 🙏🏼

[fossil oasis]

Yeah same, it's annoying to deal with because i've been gettin tired of eatin the same stuff constantly -w-

[acoustic pebble]

Eel sushi is awesome, show some respect

[somber stream]

Salmon sushi is the safest bet

[ripe tangle]

I like sashimi and sushi

[acoustic pebble]

Say hello to Soriritas stimm!!

[gloomy tartan]

Fish flavored sushi?

[little marten]

Why would you eat an eel you would get electrified

[languid hazel]

And this as well. Everything about that sushi was just WRONG

Like someone put a hex on it to make it the most vile thing ever. And I felt bad about it too 😭

[manic wyvern]

Eel sushi is pretty good

[fossil oasis]

Oh ew, tbh eel sushi sounds pretty bad as is. I definetly wouldn't be able to eat that

[somber stream]

I'm sorry but i'll have to castrate you now. This is for your own good

[acoustic pebble]

Because it's DELICIOUS

[gloomy tartan]

Ribbon eels are so pretty

[marsh iris]

chuka idako, baby octopus my beloved

[tall grove]

Yep, salmon nigiri is my favourite

[acoustic pebble]

Dragon rolls... my beloved

[fossil oasis]

That's the one I tried and I hated it

[little marten]

Inside every gamer there is a cat girl pawwing at the seams

[little marten]

❌

[languid hazel]

Bluh… just another reason why I believe I am a broken person: my diet is utterly fucked because of arfid

[acoustic pebble]

Weakling

[fossil oasis]

Inside me is a bnuuy

[restive walrus]

For those who have played V2 what do we think of the crowbar having the bill hook special ability

[tall grove]

Cabbit just keeps taking Ls
My goat is washed 🥀

[little marten]

I hope you cooked it first

[somber stream]

Sushi can vary GREATLY depends on the resto and the chef, you can reattempt at another one, given the chance

[acoustic pebble]

No wonder Nurgle is weak af. Can't even handle cooked eel

[tall grove]

Well that should probably be removed
It doesn’t sound healthy

[fossil oasis]

Yeah, I do think poor diet contributes to poorer mental health and other conditions tbh. Which is why it annoys me so much tbh because I wish I could eat good, healthy food

[ripe tangle]

@restive walrus what’s a good classic Aussie dish? Preferably something chicken related.

[manic wyvern]

Would be super fun, bill hook is goated

[little marten]

I don’t want to get electrocuted

[fossil oasis]

Nooo it's not food, I'm bnuuy

[acoustic pebble]

WEAK

[little marten]

If I saw an eel I would do a 360 and walk away

[fossil oasis]

I'm cabbit tbh but cabbit is part bnuuy

[marsh iris]

jellied eels

[languid hazel]

Annnnnd… hold on… hold on…

Nope I’m good :3

[acoustic pebble]

Eels are delicious. Especially raw

[gloomy tartan]

I liek when eels team up with grouper fish to hunt togetehr

[fossil oasis]

Idk, I don't think I wanna try sushi again

[restive walrus]

Straight up Australia doesn’t have our own signature dishes like that.

[tall grove]

Bunnies are food

[somber stream]

Eels, more like Eews

[ripe tangle]

Really? That’s surprising…

[acoustic pebble]

Alright imma play some darktide soon

[gloomy tartan]

🦘

[fossil oasis]

Noooo, don't eat bnuuys. They're friend shaped not food shaped

If it wasn't 4am, I would hop on Darktide again

[acoustic pebble]

Just know I won't listen to you, I'm playing Hardstyle

[tall grove]

Plenty of things are friend shaped, but I still eat them

[little marten]

4am yikes

[somber stream]

Bunny actually taste like chicken, found this out while in Thailand

[tall grove]

GO TO SLEEP!

[ripe tangle]

You ever see a sheep?

They’re cute as fuck but also delicious.

[acoustic pebble]

Nah it's six pm...

Oh shit I forgot to take my meds

[little marten]

We survived witching hour at least my brother

[fossil oasis]

No, i'm in work tomorrow from 11pm - 5am, if I go bed to early, i'll wake up too early and be tired in work

[gloomy tartan]

Now the meds are going to take YOU

[tall grove]

Oh they’re adorable. I just try not to think about it lol
Empathy can be so misplaced sometimes

[jaunty path]

All animals are once marinated

[restive walrus]

Yeah just comes from the background as a British colony. Anything traditional like that would be found in England/ireland.

[acoustic pebble]

True

[little marten]

Seems like bitching hour with all the lil bitches in this chat rn tho 💅

[restive walrus]

But like. When you start talking about native animals and food you’d get more unique

[acoustic pebble]

I'll shit on your romantic option

[tall grove]

If you say so. I, on the other hand, am going to sleep now
So, good night

[gloomy tartan]

If I was a romance option I would be courted with French fries and Godzilla action figures probably

[little marten]

Bitch I’m not an option.

IM MANDATORY 😈

[ripe tangle]

Well whenever I one day go to Australia, I want to try local food, something I’ve never had before.

[fossil oasis]

That's fair, goodnight, sleep well

[acoustic pebble]

Too bad. Enjoy the chocolate starfish

[astral basin]

Oh yeah arfid. Pretty sure i have that. Its kind of… compounded now tho.

[fossil oasis]

I thought you where aussie?

[restive walrus]

Lots of great Chinese, Lebanese stuff here

[little marten]

Ok i submit

[tall grove]

You too
Y’know
Eventually

[ripe tangle]

Nah, I’m an American.

[fossil oasis]

Thank u, probably in the next hour or 2 tbh

[languid hazel]

If you ever feel worthless, just remember that the RE:4 remake has an outfit option for Wesker

[fossil oasis]

Ohhh right

[restive walrus]

Depends where you are but kangaroo steak is something I’ll always recommend

[little marten]

If we go to sleep at the same time we can hang out in the same dream lobby

[ripe tangle]

oooooo Shawarma my beloved

[fossil oasis]

Oh true, would be peak tbh

[restive walrus]

Very lean meat tastes very good.

[little marten]

Me you and 50 thicc Latinas

[fossil oasis]

That sounds like a good dream ngl

[ripe tangle]

I’ve never had Kangaroo, heard it’s alright, definetly on my list of things to try.

[manic wyvern]

I keep disconnecting from my dream lobbies, servers are fucked

[restive walrus]

You have to be the first person I’ve met online who’s not so afraid of the spiders they would never visit

[fossil oasis]

For some reason, I was in the horror dream lobbies last night

[little marten]

Oh rip

[restive walrus]

I am proud of you for breaking the stereotypes

[ripe tangle]

Spiders are just Spiders, even if they’re big just don’t fuck with them, be chill.

[languid hazel]

I’m more afraid of the heat than I am the Australian spiders

[tall grove]

Frankly I’m more afraid of kangaroos

[manic wyvern]

Most of my nightmares aren’t actually scary theyre just of unpleasant real life scenarios

[fossil oasis]

Not my first choice of place to go. Wasn't the worst i've had tho, just a zombie apocalypse

[restive walrus]

I think we oversell how hot it can get here at times. Sydney only gets hot during the summer and is pretty temperate most of the year

[somber stream]

My recent dreams are about office spaces, i hate it

[ripe tangle]

the only thing in Australia I’m genuinely afraid of is the heat and sun yeah, I sunburn easily and I heard summers get insanely brutal.

[restive walrus]

Sunscreen! Yes wear it

[tall grove]

Hot for you isn’t the same as hot for me. 25 or so degrees Celsius is where heat gets uncomfortable for me

[fossil oasis]

Mine all seem to revolve around some sort of apocalypse or world ending scenario

[little marten]

Most of my life i was plagued by reoccurring nightmares of haunted houses but after lots of weed and being educated by sources I now know are primarily schizophrenic, I had reoccurring nightmares of haunted houses and half way through I realise and start screaming prayers of excorcism it’s kinda fun

[gloomy tartan]

Sunscreen is natures way of telling you you aren’t a high enough level for the event

[ripe tangle]

if I go out in the bush, I’ll wear a hat, follow a guide, keep a first aid kit, a bottle of water, and a bottle of sunscreen with me.

[restive walrus]

Bahhhh I’m sure you’d be fine. Most homes are built to stay chilly

[rain tangle]

Many thanks friend, change to north america west, helps a lot, I find a match full of players and we annihilated the boss❤️

[restive walrus]

Bush walking is good fun!! Highly recommend the blue mountains

[ripe tangle]

also closed toed shoes seem like a must imo

[manic wyvern]

Reefer also typically makes it so you dont dream, atleast in my experience

[restive walrus]

Lots of good trails and amazing views also shade haha

[fossil oasis]

Oh, wouldn't have expected that to be caused through schizophrenia. Fair enough tho, idk if i'd be able to cope with that. Hope things got better tho and you're not still goin through that

[ripe tangle]

I really want to see some of Australia’s national parks

[restive walrus]

And with that you’d more prepared than many tourists

[fossil oasis]

I've heard that apparently walkin around barefoot is "normal" or at least more common than it should be in Australia. More around coastal places but it is apparently a thing

[restive walrus]

Yes

[little marten]

Yeah it fucked my REM up so now that I don’t dabble anymore I have hypnagogic hallucinations all the time

[tall grove]

That’s because aussies are crazy

[restive walrus]

It’s a disgusting. But it’s not a pervasive thing but you do see it

[somber stream]

Do they talk to you

[little marten]

Oh my bad I don’t have schizophrenia lol I just meant most of the sources online i learned from where probably the ramblings

[little marten]

Nah normally it’s just creepy faces where the brain processing visual shit

[restive walrus]

It’s so funny, coming from living here I can’t see anything interesting about our bush land. Compared to Europe’s or America’s

[manic wyvern]

When I was a child I used to have a super odd sensation of entering third person while falling asleep, and essentially noclipping over my bed, during which the walls would widen and shrink at while, all while a bunch of auditory static droned super loud overhead. Still get the sensation now and then but to a much lesser degree. Told my girlfriend about it and she found out it was called Alice in Wonderland syndrome

[fossil oasis]

Ohhhh right fair

[ripe tangle]

it’s different than both, that already makes it more interesting to foreigners

[somber stream]

Oh we should do a spooky story telling time one of these day, i have a few

[little marten]

Sounds both cool and spooky tbf

[fossil oasis]

Yeah was thinkin that. Feels like it'd be scary at first but might be cool once you get used to it

[fiery wave]

Yeah, those servers are more active. Have fun with games.

[manic wyvern]

It was never alarming, moreso just frustrating because my brain was still functioning as if I was awake despite being asleep, similar to lucid dreaming

[fossil oasis]

Tbh i'm kinda scared of lucid dreams because what if Inception the movie makes me think i'm still dreaming when I wake up

[restive walrus]

Agreed. The bush is old, grumpy and rough. I think about how our trees seem so spindly and sharp at their branches. But when I see the trees in other counties they look so pretty

[gloomy tartan]

The death tree is cool

[restive walrus]

One thing I didn’t realise was that Australian birds don’t really sing

Only when I went to England and heard birds singing outside my window did I think I was in a movie

[ripe tangle]

Bin Chickens kinda croak

[languid hazel]

🫂

[restive walrus]

Bruh I dead ass don’t think I’ve heard a ibis make a sound

[fossil oasis]

It feels like I see people talking about it a lot more than it actually happens tho tbh, because I asked another aussie friend about it and she said it's more common than it should be but still not common

[restive walrus]

It was one of the things an international student once pointed at to me. Same experience as your friend

Bird songs in Australia are hella simple and kinda ugly

[ripe tangle]

but yeah even in North America, songbirds are super common

[restive walrus]

I wanna hear them 😭

The rainbow lorikeet looks like it should sing. But that mf just chirps

[manic wyvern]

Spring time is awash with birdsong of a bunch of different species where I live

[little marten]

Sometimes I have cool dreams tho like I was floating in space and a galactic sized vin diesel was floating past earth breathing fire

[restive walrus]

Jealous

[manic wyvern]

As the day progresses the birds quiet and once it gets dark and cools down then you can just hear a bunch of bugs

[somber stream]

I dreamt of space whales once, they were chill

[little marten]

Based af

[restive walrus]

I think the coolest story about an Australian bird is the fact we have native black swans. And when colonists first came here they wrote about how the land was cursed and wrong cause of it

[somber stream]

F-a-m-i-l-y

[restive walrus]

Didn’t know black swans weren’t a thing in Europe

[little marten]

I should probably hunt for some space whales imminently I have a busy day of ignoring emails

[restive walrus]

That sounds so cool

[somber stream]

Goodnight Nurgle, sleep well

[ripe tangle]

Swans in Europe and America are generally white

[restive walrus]

I had no idea untill I read about it. Swans are black and white to me

[fossil oasis]

Goodnight and good luck finding space whales

[ripe tangle]

also apparently Australian Magpies are super aggressive?

here in America they’re not very aggressive at all.

[somber stream]

Space whales find you, eventually

[fossil oasis]

Considering going to bed but I kinda wanna wait for this game to finish updating first tbh

I could play Joker Poker Balala while I wait....

[restive walrus]

I personally have never been swooped by one!

Just like the spiders it’s a big overhyped thing

[ripe tangle]

I remember years ago reading an article about how they used to attack cyclists, they’d see someone on a bicycle and think “fuck that guy in particular” and fuck him up.

[restive walrus]

Hahaha

[wet gate]

Atoma Prime has fallen.
Billions must pay, for Hive Scum DLC

[main zephyr]

we should celebrate sanguina in here on xmas its the 40k equivelant to chrismtas to celebrate the sacrifice sanguinius made

[restive walrus]

Birds be birding. They are smart like ravens and remember faces

[humble laurel]

The Shrikes are the most aggressive birds I know

They impale their prey to thorns and spikes

The most brutal birds I guess

[main zephyr]

its a actual cannonical holiday thing in 40k

[fossil oasis]

I'm so getting hive scum on release day

[inland mantle]

you can hive my scum any time

[fossil oasis]

Hivecum...

[somber stream]

Just don't call it Scumming

[restive walrus]

Do we all believe Cole that there will be a Aussie VA for the hive scum

[fossil oasis]

I'm scumming everywhere step-hive

[somber stream]

And there we go

[astral basin]

He was a playtester. Info is credible

[fossil oasis]

Yes, I don't want an Aussie hive scum VA, I need it to happen. I want Aussies in Darktide

[lethal solstice]

You can look up the imdb of all the VA's

[humble laurel]

I doubt it’ll fall that easily tbh

And if it did the salty Imperials will virus bomb it or Exterminatus it

[candid stratus]

is the embargo over yet

[fossil oasis]

Probably not for 2 more days

[candid stratus]

no i asked like 12 hours ago which was last night for me and people said "tomorrow"

[fossil oasis]

Yeah I feel like if the inquisition fails to contain the heresy on Atoma Prime, and it fully falls to Chaos, it'll just get Exterminatus

[astral basin]

We dont need atoma and its… leman russ factories. We have Dorns!
Exterminatus it

[restive walrus]

None of them were Aussie by the looks. But it is called voice acting for a reason

[candid stratus]

ugh but it would just be so over the top stereotypical like always

[restive walrus]

My mans said he was accent blind 😭

[fossil oasis]

Well idk then. Someone in Darktide said they usually drop the embargo 3 days before release

[candid stratus]

although afaik we actually do already have 2 australian VAs in darktide

[restive walrus]

It will be nice to hear a accent I recognise in a game I play

[humble laurel]

Well they won’t let that Moebian steel fall to Chaos

[fossil oasis]

Who? Which voices?

[astral basin]

Oh god it was a mew zealand accent

[restive walrus]

I said it before, but I hope they don’t sound like fuze from apex. That mf looks very Aussie but sounds like my hipster barrister

[candid stratus]

One of the male zealot VAs is australian and someone else said "one of the female VAs is australian but she does an indian accent"

[marsh iris]

if bounty hunter voice is TF2 snoipa

[fossil oasis]

I already have that in game. 1 character has the same accent from my city and it was a shock the first time I heard it

[humble laurel]

Ain’t there already NZ or Aussie accent in base Darktide classes

[candid stratus]

which i mean, is likely that shes just an australian VA with indian heritage

[marsh iris]

"I'm not a hive scum dad, I'm a bounty hunter"

[fossil oasis]

Didn't think any of the Zealots where Aussie

[restive walrus]

I’d accept it they need a win these days

[candid stratus]

He's likely putting on an accent to sound more brish

[fossil oasis]

Probably yeah

[languid hazel]

My guess is that it’s the MJudge

[somber stream]

Would be great if there will be cosmetic to make the scum looks more like a bounty hunter rather than yet another hive hobo

[astral basin]

Oiled up dusters

[tender horizon]

Eventual Van Saar Dark Age Cancer Armor cosmetic

[somber stream]

I guess the Deluxe version cosmetic fits the bill, but i need more

[fossil oasis]

Yeah, only one I could think of tbh

[astral basin]

Masks of any kind. But theres a lot of skulls among the rebreathers. Which swings wide tbh

[restive walrus]

Just looked it all up. All male zealots are English

[somber stream]

No that would be too expensive for a hive scum to afford lol

[humble laurel]

Yeah hopefully

I think we got some enforcer cosmetics

[restive walrus]

Imbd has their names listed

I would be able to smell my countrymen…

[wintry steeple]

tf2 scout hivescum

[restive walrus]

Now that’s a good idea

[wraith phoenix]

BONK

[somber stream]

Seen the latest 'gameplay' footage yet?

[pine cedar]

Nail goes brrrr

[restive walrus]

That sounds cool. I like to imagine I might hear my dads accent

[somber stream]

Fatshark has people from IGN working in their marketing department lmao

[gloomy tartan]

Hey guys, I’m using infantry las on damnation it’s not half bad

[restive walrus]

They shot that gun so little bruh.

[somber stream]

Gently pushes the air

[restive walrus]

It felt like a wet fart

[wraith phoenix]

MORE LIKE THE LATEST GAMEplay FOOTAGE

[restive walrus]

Also it seemed to sound exactly like one of our current auto guns. Maybe sound design isn’t finished

[thorny cave]

What are you drunks up too.

[somber stream]

Conveniently cut the part where the Pox Burster about to blow the poor sod off too

[pine cedar]

Dreaming of a squad at Arbites women beating me

[restive walrus]

And a dog as well haha

[thorny cave]

Pf Licht you and I know that people only get poxbursted if they want it

[fossil oasis]

Idk, it's ok ig, I don't really like the accent that's in my city, especially not when it's a stronger accent. People ask me if i'm from this city because I don't sound like I am

[somber stream]

Do they now

[marsh iris]

that needler looks so ehh, one shot fart

[wraith phoenix]

Plz gib snusnu

[restive walrus]

I like your accent fellow online stranger

[languid hazel]

I want to hear a Delaware accent in a video game. The problem is… we don’t have a clear accent lol

[somber stream]

The weapon sounds and VFX has been underwhelming so far

[restive walrus]

That’s why I think it’s not finished yet. I will say the duel wield pistols seemed to have some oomph!

[fossil oasis]

I can't think of Delaware without thinking of some shitpost I saw where its just a low res image of gm_construct with the caption "Delaware"

[thorny cave]

quit being leet

[somber stream]

It's alright, reminds me a bit of Killingfloor

[fossil oasis]

Thank u, i'm still happy my accent isn't as thick and strong as most people's in my city though

[languid hazel]

That about sums up Delaware

[restive walrus]

I’m excited for those duel shives

[fossil oasis]

Oh yeah, they're gonna be fun

[restive walrus]

I hope it’s not class specific Marty duel shives could be cool

[tender horizon]

My accent is very thick if I don't control it tbh

[somber stream]

Asian or Slav?

[restive walrus]

Worse

[somber stream]

Oh good god, Fr*nch??

[restive walrus]

🤮

[marsh iris]

south african?

[tender horizon]

NY

[languid hazel]

Actually wait. We do have an accent in Delaware. It’s just one that makes you want to leave our immediate vicinity nine times out of ten

[somber stream]

So American English?

[hidden trout]

Idk anyone nice from there

[tender horizon]

Tbh I'm not sure what people think of when they think of american english

[somber stream]

English, but American

[tender horizon]

Like I don't think of a British accent, I think of a brummie

[restive walrus]

It’s so pervasive in culture I don’t notice it

[astral basin]

@somber stream just looked at it. Looks like they gave the guy like. 20 minutes and crashed coursed what the buttons did

[restive walrus]

However I do notice Aussie accents in non Australian media because it’s rare. I’ll never question American English

[tender horizon]

It might be cause I'm from here but you can tell west coast vs east coast and north vs south

[thorny cave]

Kanachaga

[restive walrus]

That’s fair!

[marsh iris]

especially not that soon-to-be trillionaire

[fossil oasis]

They probably will be considering they've been revealed as Hive Scum weapons with the unique skins in deluxe edition for them, just like with the arbites weapons

[fossil oasis]

I doubt the Delaware accent is that bad

[thorny cave]

my brain short circuits when I realize just how much money that is, and what it could be used for

[tender horizon]

I think my favorite aussie accent is Brisbane

[gloomy tartan]

Damn using basic bitch infantry Las gun is fun. I mean I wish it was stronger but still lol

[astral laurel]

I live in Canada. We have more accents than the "Howzitgoin' eh?"

[restive walrus]

nOONOOOOOOOOOOOO

[astral laurel]

Now that said, that is my accent.

[restive walrus]

the fuck HOW

[candid stratus]

Queenslanders... 🤢

[tender horizon]

Favorite Aussie band is from there iirc so that+lack of general exposure ig.

[astral basin]

Guy said he had a ny accent
Jokes om us ny has like 5 of them

[restive walrus]

Jokes aside do you mean the broad Aussie accent? General accent Or cultivated accent

[fossil oasis]

What band?

[candid stratus]

ay im walkin ere

[tender horizon]

Cause it's not really an NY accent but it's how people tell me it sounds.

[restive walrus]

Not sure what’s most common in Brisbane haha

[tender horizon]

Violent Soho

[candid stratus]

dropkicks

[somber stream]

I'll take accent over dialect any day, at least you still understand what they're saying

[restive walrus]

Eyyyy

[tender horizon]

"Yinz" mfs

[languid hazel]

Comsidering I can’t stand people from my own state, yes it is that bad

[humble laurel]

Depends on the accent I guess

[astral basin]

Isnt a dialect just an accent at a different range?

[fossil oasis]

Oh, not heard of them. There's 2 main Aussie bands I know, those being KGLW and Psychedelic Porn Crumpets

[somber stream]

Not in Germany it's not lol

[fossil oasis]

Oh, yeah I think I could imagine that then tbh, there's some pretty bad regional uk accents like that tbh

[humble laurel]

There’s like pretty strong English accents that basically like they’re speaking gibberish to even English speakers

[languid hazel]

Good gods what the fuck happened to these cheezits? Box says Mar 03 2026 but these things taste like they expired half a hear ago

[candid stratus]

In my humble opinion queenslanders should be nuked and tasmania should be sunken to the bottom of the ocean to serve as a new great barrier reef

In fact just kill everyone who isnt from Victoria and Australia would be a paradise

[tender horizon]

I really like the entire Hungry Ghost album, I'd probably start with Saramona Said if you're interested

[somber stream]

Also i think accents are lovely, it give variation to your otherwise mundane daily interactions

[tender horizon]

They're fun, yeah.

[somber stream]

Too bad i grew up with 3 cunts from UK so i don't have an 'accent'

[candid stratus]

Yeah accents are great and all until you come across a bogan who makes it feel like you are trying to have a conversation with an ape suffering from a meth addiction

[astral basin]

Cajun and Irish
Two languages where the thicker it gets the less you understand
…though im far more certain the irishman is cussing me out than the bayou man

[gloomy tartan]

Cajun spices are good

[somber stream]

No yeah i meant the sound, long as it's coherent enough

[tender horizon]

Tbh British accents sound so normal to me after being into 40k for so long

[restive walrus]

thought u said after being IN 40k so long. I was worried for you

[candid stratus]

Just wait until you get exposed to regional accents

[marsh iris]

hive scum not speaking like a chav would be missed opportunity

[restive walrus]

now that would be funny

[candid stratus]

for the love of god please no

having to listen to a fucking chav accent in half of my games is why i hoped they didnt get an aussie VA for hive scum

[gloomy tartan]

Hey what should I run on infantry lasgun guys modifier and blessing wise ?

[humble laurel]

Yeah there’s like a nice example in that Simon Pegg movie Hot Fuzz

They need a translator for a translator for a farmer guy

[astral basin]

Imagine straight up cockney hivers

[fossil oasis]

Might give them a listen omw to work tomorrow then

I really like hearing new music

Anyway, for now I go to bed, goodnight chat

[tender horizon]

Tbh I mightve been, I've been known to enjoy some British TV. Big fan of Come Fly With Us and People Just Do Nothing. Little Britain too.

[marsh iris]

High gothic, Low gothic, Scum gothic

[tender horizon]

Night night.

[astral basin]

Ciao chase

[humble laurel]

Rural West Country accent iirc is what it’s called

[tender horizon]

Low Gothic is scum Gothic fwiw

[wraith kraken]

I just listen to Immortal Imperium on repeat for hours at a time.

[restive walrus]

GOOD choice

disposal unit is overated...

[humble laurel]

If you keep doing it for 40 years GW might actually revive the Emperor

[wraith kraken]

Whoa now, let's not get heretical. Both versions of Disposal Unit are fire.

[gloomy tartan]

Hey am I cheating if I skip havok levels and join a level higher than my own and finish it?

[restive walrus]

they are very good but too often dominate the music discussion of this game!!

[tender horizon]

Nah

[astral basin]

Low gothic is normie talk.
High gothic is like. Haughty upper class speak.
Difference between print and cursive

[gloomy tartan]

I’m trying to get to havok 30 I’m stuck on 23

[humble laurel]

Nope it just means you’re skilled

[wraith kraken]

Darktide's main theme is also really fucking good.

[tender horizon]

When you say normie talk you mean whatever localized language said system speaks, right?

[humble laurel]

Darktide II when

[gloomy tartan]

I played from 1-23 allready but I’m trying to climb the wall lol

[wraith kraken]

I accidentally hit send xd

[humble laurel]

There are no accidents

[misty parrot]

you know, the wolfer mission at the end where hes performing the ritual, it disappoints me that thats not a boss fight vs wolfer

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine a darktide vox app for the phone lol

[misty parrot]

like, we finally find him and have him in our sights, and all we get is a wave clear fight

[wraith kraken]

The Skaven fiddle playing in the background of Darktide's main theme is

[gloomy tartan]

Wolfer didn’t fight you tho he sent his forced to fight you while the admonition did they ritual

[humble laurel]

They’re saving Wolfer til bro ascended or whatever in the final updates of the game so we can fight him and conclude Darktide’s Moebian/Atoma Prime story

[restive walrus]

when it first came out and we had to que to get into the gamer i was so happy to just sit and listen to the menu theme haha

[misty parrot]

any idea what comes after that? just keep running missions like we did with VT?

[gloomy tartan]

Who wants to dark they tide with me in a while?

[humble laurel]

Bro definitely will have to ascend it’ll be boring if he’s just like that, especially in Nurgle politics and hierarchy where the weak is culled as Nurgle trims his garden so to speak

[hazy kestrel]

Back in 1.0 Havoc I just played a 26, jumped into a 33, and then a 40. You’re fine pal.

[gloomy tartan]

Ascend into what?

[humble laurel]

What’s more competitive tho are Khornate politics

[humble laurel]

Into daemonhood ofc

[astral laurel]

Wolfer isn't important enough for that

[tender horizon]

DTs soundtrack overall defo one of the best aspects of the game, I hope Jesper Kyd both knows that and goes on to have a really successful career tbh.

[gloomy tartan]

So like are we fighting them like we fought Karnak twins ?

[misty parrot]

daemonhood or championship

[astral laurel]

If anything, it'd be a punishment

[restive walrus]

jysper kyd be a underground artists

[astral laurel]

He will be eaten by a Gruu

[humble laurel]

He is likely already a champion of Nurgle tbh

The twins definitely are iirc

[misty parrot]

idk, i dont think hes a champion just yet

[astral laurel]

Nah none of them are champions

[humble laurel]

We need them to be then

[astral laurel]

Do we?

[astral basin]

Not even that
They get taught gothic. Their previous language influences the dialect. They arent expected to master it
Cursive writing. You were slapped on the hand for 3 years saying you “have to use it”, but wasnt actually graded on your calligraphy. It was close enough

[misty parrot]

short answer, yes

[tender horizon]

Tbh they taught me cursive for a year and then the school dropped the program 4 months in so I have the most low Gothic cursive you've ever seen by that definition

[misty parrot]

if things continue to escalate on Atoma, we could possibly see SM intervention

[astral laurel]

Nah we don't need to fight champions

[misty parrot]

theres definitely room in the writing for it

[thorny cave]

Heresy

[jaunty path]

Killer Funko pops to the rescue

[astral laurel]

You have to remember that we're not exactly anyone special, even if we're a bunch of tenacious fucks.

[thorny cave]

Fucking heresy of the HIGHEST DEGREEE

[astral laurel]

Heresy is but a man-made contrivance. Truly all things can be conjoined.

[misty parrot]

which makes fighting a champion that much better

[astral laurel]

Do you desire death that much

[restive walrus]

in the name of the emperor? hell yeah

[astral laurel]

I can handle a Champion of Nurgle. You can't. Me yes. You no.

[restive walrus]

We kill enough beasts of nurgle to be of notice

[astral laurel]

(I already have blackened Nurgle's eye myself once so I'm not even kidding)

[restive walrus]

surely

[astral laurel]

We've sent them back to the Immaterium. They're not dead.

[misty parrot]

bro we crush beasts, dh's, and spawns all the time. a champion aint gonna be shit at the end of the day

[humble laurel]

We can body anything that’s not an issue tbh the plot armor of the rejects are already over the top

[astral basin]

Yeah 40k demon logic and doom demon logic is the same

[pseudo timber]

Dual weild pistols...soon....

[astral laurel]

Gonna go fight a Death Guard marine then?

[restive walrus]

well lets see what one of the Karnak twins turns into then lets talk, shes been going threough changes apparently

[astral basin]

I feel like its canon that the rejects wear rebreathers
Bc holy terra the literal shit they wade through

[misty parrot]

yep, my shotguns already loaded with the hand sanitizer buckshot

[astral laurel]

It's thought to be the Will of the Emperor that they stay not sick

[restive walrus]

they also do go through clean up to stop them from being infected at the end of the missions

Allegedly they are very invasive!

[humble laurel]

Yeah why not

Rejects can take on anything the devs want to

[restive walrus]

I dont want space marines because I want other less popular threats to appear first

we already have the skull of a plauge bearer on the maps!!! lets kill one!

[misty parrot]

and even if the devs make it near impossible to win
we're the rejects. we dont know the meaning of the failure. we will succeed

[humble laurel]

If we can fight countless chaos Ogryns in one run we can take out a plague marine

[astral basin]

Tbh. Psyker talking about the emperor so much would make sense in this context
Big e has made them part of his plan, if only to keep atoma from falling

[astral laurel]

Eh, at least that one shard

[astral basin]

“No matter how many squads of rejects we send on this mission. Statistically, at least one of them will succeed.”

[astral laurel]

Yeah the rejects we play aren't unique because we're all canon.

[humble laurel]

If all successful runs with no deaths are canon then we are definitely OP

[astral laurel]

A) we're lucky
B) we're also being severely underestimated for a good chunk of the missions
C) once they realize that we're sent in in four person groups, it's too late

I think folks here attribute more to the rejects. Like yes, they're absolutely capable, but they're not anything overly special.

[humble laurel]

Well tbf we rejects are usually killers beforehand but our survival rate is astonishing if we can take on hundreds of chaos of almost all kinds and survive

[humble laurel]

In 1 run btw

[lethal solstice]

The ingame enemy density is nowhere near canon

[restive walrus]

By the end of the level 30 questline its clear they recognise us as different and important. Since they give us the inquisitorial seal

[lethal solstice]

It'd be less than old sedition realistically

[humble laurel]

That’s too amazing a feat because remember that Moebian 6th and the cultists overran Atoma’s guardsmen easily

[astral basin]

Id like to think each voice variant of the rejects is a canon person
So 21 minimum, with filler rejects of how ever many was on the prison barge that managed to join the inq

[astral laurel]

Yeah but most of those are poxwalkers pr groaners, which I grant you absolutely would kill us just by sound alone but Emperor Protects.

[restive walrus]

for every mission we sucseed. another 1000 fail. So i doubt we are winning per say

[humble laurel]

Bro it’s a hive city too, should’ve been more

In a real lore setting we will be fighting thousands

[lethal solstice]

If we were killing near to gameplay amounts of enemies the entire hive would be dead

Top to bottom

[restive walrus]

nuh uh!!!

[iron sigil]

honestly probably not

[restive walrus]

Seeing as beings blessed by nurgle struggle to stay dead at times I imagine many of the enemies we kill stand back up after the mission

[misty parrot]

that also brings up a series of big questions. how missions per day is a canon amount? after that, what difficulty would be canon? after that, how many Rejects actually survive and complete the mission?

[lethal solstice]

They gave us stats and were at 80 billion kills

[iron sigil]

the population itself is likely higher than that not even counting the new members from an invasion

[humble laurel]

Hive cities have multi billions

We are playing Darktide for 40 years and we won’t even deplete the whole population by 50%

[lethal solstice]

Atoma has about 70-80 billion

[humble laurel]

Yeah so do the math

[astral basin]

Were we in a prison yard or on a prison barge?

[lethal solstice]

We've killed like 82 billion enemies, as reported by fatshark

[iron sigil]

source

[lethal solstice]

The wrath and glory module, I think

[iron sigil]

🤓 because me read 90 from an unreliable wiki article and it CANNOT be incorrect

[iron sigil]

this is probably correct

[humble laurel]

No way

[restive walrus]

40k numbers suck anyways!!

[lethal solstice]

Oop nevermind its 90 bil you're right

[elder merlin]

[lethal solstice]

Oh nvm we've also killed 91.2 billion

So we've still killed the entire hive plus whatever the sixth would add

[humble laurel]

That metric is sus ngl

[twin flower]

Atoma should be gone

[lethal solstice]

Its literally stated by fatshark in the 10 years of tide video

[humble laurel]

Yeah nvm it’s ridiculous

[lethal solstice]

And I have the original population number pulled up in front of me on a primary source

[restive walrus]

ok but people be Fuggin so maybe they just made more

[lethal solstice]

Not enough to matter

[restive walrus]

not if im not there

[lethal solstice]

And they'd all be children

[restive walrus]

We are all but children in the eyes of the emperor

[lethal solstice]

Who, when their parents die, will also die

[restive walrus]

man stop ruining this for me

[marsh iris]

91b? might as well stop wasting time and press the big red button

[languid hazel]

We’ve killed Atoma’s entire population already and these nasty shits keep coming?

[misty parrot]

well, DT is taking place right after Cadia was shattered. so theoretically theres probably no exterminatus fleets near by

[languid hazel]

Quick! Someone start checking to see if the Margrave was killed

[misty parrot]

hence why we're grinding Nurgles forces

[marsh iris]

kinky

[astral basin]

okay so
The rejects SPECIFICALLY were borrowed from an imperial barge outfitted with prison blocks
The number of prisoners is indeterminable, but it is still an impressively finite number, especially considering how many would have went traitor or straight up killed during the assault

[languid hazel]

Yeah but this is 40k so there was probably at least a good 10k+ prisoners on board the ship. Minimum

[astral basin]

We COULD have a couple thousand in our back pocket
Or only a few hundred
We wouldnt know

[misty parrot]

dont forget that the Arbites reinforced Grendyl, so that number is increased

as well as the incoming cartel "support", so the warband is growing

[marsh iris]

we getting desperate

well rannick is

[misty parrot]

more than likely yes, but i'd also say that the planet is even more so desperate. nothing unifies a population like an existential threat

[frosty glacier]

when did they add "power falchions" and plasma gun enemies??

[astral basin]

Arbites came in bc “fuck you this cult stuff is OUR case”
Rannick didnt want them
Hive scum came in bc they essentially said “we will do whatever it takes to get our home back”

[languid hazel]

Calling it now, the final story content update will have us fight Grendyl after he gets corrupted by the warp :3

Yes I pulled this out of my ass, deal with it :3

[misty parrot]

after the cartels, i would expect the remains of the regular citizenry that hasnt been scooped by the PDF to start getting organized into the warband

[marsh iris]

headcanon is hive scum no choice but to join inquisition because all their weed and fent customers are dead

[whole glade]

i feel so swag

[languid hazel]

I imagine 40k weed tastes and smells VILE

[marsh iris]

reweed, like recaf but weed

[whole glade]

how we do fellas?

[languid hazel]

I’m dying, Dutch

[worn quail]

roaches that have already been smoked 47 times

[whole glade]

CANT FORGET THE QUARTER

[languid hazel]

I have a plan, you just need to have some god damn faith, Orthur!

[astral basin]

Corpse weed
Like corpse starch, but weed

[marsh iris]

human brownies yum

[whole glade]

I DONT SPEAK GERMAN NEITHER

[languid hazel]

I’m here for muneh, muuneeh.

[whole glade]

i loveeeeee RDR vocal stims

[astral basin]

I want to witness a boomer irishman argue with a boomer cajun
I want to not understand anything

[languid hazel]

SAME

[worn quail]

ur a good man arthur morgan

[whole glade]

heey buddy we cajuns are multilingual fuckass

[whole glade]

LEENNNY

[languid hazel]

What is a cajun? That’s from places like Louisiana? Or have I gotten it mixed up entirely?

[restive walrus]

smells brazilian

[humble laurel]

Iirc Arthur actually have an Irish American accent some say

[languid hazel]

HAHA FOUND YA LENNY!

[humble laurel]

His supposed cowboy accent is not authentic

[astral basin]

Dont stop your stuttering backwood cousins from sounding like a human banjo TAINT WIPE

Taint wipe or taint licker?

[humble laurel]

Cajun cuisine is delicious

[languid hazel]

Erm ackshully, it is authentic. Anyone and everyone could be a cowboy back them days :3

[whole glade]

cajun is an ethinic part of the boot

[humble laurel]

Not really

[whole glade]

we play the fittle, not the banjo

[languid hazel]

>:(

[humble laurel]

Sorry 40k catgirl

[astral laurel]

fiddle

[whole glade]

fittle.

[humble laurel]

Fiddle me this

[languid hazel]

Wait is it actually spelled fittle and everyone else has gotten it wrong?

[twin flower]

Nah, they're wrong

[humble laurel]

Fiddle is the actual word

[astral laurel]

No, it's "fiddle", these guys are just being wonky

[languid hazel]

O

[restive walrus]

gamers ive applied to a job

[humble laurel]

Nice

[languid hazel]

Poggers. Hope it works out for ye :>

[restive walrus]

Please dont hate me for it

[somber stream]

Good luck with the interview

[humble laurel]

I also got a job actually 3 jobs

[whole glade]

no, im just refusing to spell fiddle. AND IM RIGH FUCK YOU SERVO BITCH

[restive walrus]

😭 not the response I was expecting but thank you all u are very nice

[obtuse oak]

Why, what is it? Defense contractor?

[humble laurel]

If you say that to a servitor they will assume the position

[restive walrus]

thats plan D

[obtuse oak]

D for Defense

[restive walrus]

hehehe yeah

[somber stream]

There is another D

[whole glade]

EEWWWWWWW @astral basin THIS TRUE BITCH?

[astral laurel]

I should go to bed.

[restive walrus]

plan A is for Animation!

[obtuse oak]

Awesome, what kind?

[languid hazel]

Plan D is Defenestration :3

[twin flower]

D is for Depression

[astral laurel]

It's late; it's snowing something nasty out and I need to go to work tomorrow.

[languid hazel]

I liked mine better 😭

[somber stream]

D is for Dorktide

[restive walrus]

I do 3D animation, Im aiming to do feature animation specfically

[astral laurel]

Well, today at this point.

[pseudo timber]

D is for dark..and I'm afraid of the dark 💔

[astral basin]

SERVO SKULLS ARE NOT SERVITORS HOE

[astral laurel]

I fear very little, and what I fear I face with courage.

[whole glade]

WHA IF INSTEAD OF SILENT HILL IT WAS FREAKY HILL AND TOMBOY PYRAMID HEAD HAPPENED

[languid hazel]

Off-topic random thought time. I gotta know people’s pronouns so I can insult them correctly without misgendering them :3

[marsh iris]

D for Hive Scum

[astral basin]

Koz. Get your glutton ass to bed 😭

[pseudo timber]

D for drugs

[whole glade]

Close enough

[obtuse oak]

https://tenor.com/view/man-crying-tears-frustrated-frustration-gif-5809821

[somber stream]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsPCHiqHw-c

[restive walrus]

nice pronouns liberal, whered you get them? the liberal store????

[whole glade]

am i wrong?

[languid hazel]

Lol

[tender horizon]

Silent Hill if James Regrets Nothing is genuinely one of my favorite YouTube videos and I think you should watch it rn

[pseudo timber]

I'm genderman collect my pronouns

[whole glade]

me right now

[astral basin]

Servo skulls are skulls. With servos.
Servitors are full on lobotomites. Which is closer to what you are.

[whole glade]

nah you braindead bitch have no say to a twinkarii like me

[tender horizon]

Hell yeah Licht good taste, I didn't know we could link things in this channel

[whole glade]

get back to floatin hoe

[somber stream]

You can link things, just not embeds

[astral basin]

You are correct. There is no brain here. Only wires.

[inland mantle]

Become a mod gain the power to embed

[tender horizon]

Becoming a mod just to link one video

[whole glade]

punk ass, i outta make you a glorified book grabber

[inland mantle]

And never again

[somber stream]

Vote Nurgle so we can have Embed right again

[arctic escarp]

no

[tender horizon]

This channel would be hell again

[astral basin]

One of my many functions. I live to serve

[inland mantle]

Saying it like it isnt already

[whole glade]

get back to it hoe

[arctic escarp]

ok I might buy hellish quartz just for the music alone

[humble laurel]

I also like James breakdancing with Pyramid Head cheering him on the original and the remake versions

It’s so wholesome especially knowing the background and lore of the game

[tender horizon]

Used to be worse, whole server used to be worse tbf

[whole glade]

turn off the 15 sec timer!!!!!! i yearn to spam

[tender horizon]

I love the SH joke endings tbh, horror and humor go hand in hand

[humble laurel]

I’m also a staunch believer of the leave ending the devs just wanna be edgy so they keep insisting the damn in water ending that’s bs and every knows it

Mary’s letter already implied that Leave ending is the best and the canon one

[somber stream]

From one of the comment

Stages of grief:
Acceptance
Regret nothing
Be sick

[humble laurel]

James became missing in SH4 because well bro moved on

[marsh iris]

im beyond sick, im a carrier

[languid hazel]

Why does google think my old account belongs to a child? I’ve been watchinf Arma content creators for how long now and it suddenly is asking me to provide an id for this old account?

[humble laurel]

My wife is sick but my moves are sicker

[whole glade]

so if Coolshirtz colab wit Minecraf does dat mean minecraft and grog colab!?

[astral basin]

Currently doing so. Would be great if i could just close the store down

[humble laurel]

Mary said don’t be a square so my demon became a Pyramid Head

[inland mantle]

Same 😔 What kid is watching From the depths

[whole glade]

maybe ill let ya

[tender horizon]

Tbh I always assumed the leave ending was the canon one

[humble laurel]

Anyway excited for SH1 remake it’s gonna be amazing

[somber stream]

Acceptance, because you have a life of your own to live too

[humble laurel]

Same

Because the whole point or theme of the game is acceptance and forgiveness

[whole glade]

i want the cold ones grog

GOG.

[humble laurel]

James have to face the truth and forgive himself

The others died because they’re in denial

[languid hazel]

Exactly. I do not watch anything remotely child friendly on youtube and haven’t since I was like, 16? And it suddenly is asking for an id. Like fuck off google.

[restive walrus]

oh you all just reminded me all kids under 16 are being banned from social media on the 10th of december in aus

[somber stream]

Nice

[restive walrus]

Straight up

[languid hazel]

Good

[tender horizon]

Tbh, might not be the worst thing in the world