general-chat

[ocean widget]

no

[lament wasp]

anyway, its just worse for the experience and doesnt allow the community to properly react when one person just spammed one react like its the funniest thing

[final herald]

A control freak got it

Why doth not the world cater likesuch unto me...

[ocean widget]

simply seethe within the personal hell you created yourself due to the uninitiated annoyance caused by your own mind

[lament wasp]

why are you making such a big deal defending ''loland'' react spam?

[ocean widget]

why dont you shut up

[hard crane]

personally the loland spam is peak

[final herald]

Why are you making such a big deal about it in the fist place

[low hemlock]

damn dense today’s Thanksgiving 🙏

[lament wasp]

because its annoying

and as i said before ''its just worse for the experience and doesnt allow the community to properly react when one person just spammed one react like its the funniest thing''

[ocean widget]

i am british
i only celebrate the giving of fucks, and i have none

[fast gorge]

my condolences

[hard crane]

Woe someone can’t put a reaction that does nothing for the like 5 people who actually look at reactions

[low hemlock]

✨Daddy Chill✨

[final herald]

You have still yet to convince me its worth anyone's time and being verbose just made you seem as if you and you alone have a personal emoji you want to apply that you are upset about

What is it? A fish? Pregnant man? What?

What emoji was so important that you NEED to add it

[gloomy tartan]

A pregnant man fish?

[thick coyote]

Who the hell is loland

[hard crane]

Library of ruina character

[ocean widget]

whats that one gacha with the clock dude

[lament wasp]

i prefer seeing a bunch of colored hearts, hate, memes.. different stuff

one spam react is just ugly and annoying

[low hemlock]

Mpreg from Tech-Lady

[hard crane]

That’s limbus company, same franchise different game

[ocean widget]

this fuckin thing

[thick coyote]

Uh
Limbus?

[ocean widget]

ah
i dont play enough gachas to know this shit

[final herald]

Ah

So the reaction that was already entirely out of your control continues to be out of your control

[thick coyote]

Same although I know a bit of a lot of things

[final herald]

It would seem the status quo continues without much interruption

[ocean widget]

i think big boi should spam the next post with reactions of his commissions NGL

[lament wasp]

control? i'm just asking if a mod wants to do that

if they dont want to its fine

[hard crane]

All 3 games from project moon are wildly different it’s wonky

[gloomy tartan]

Moebians need to git gud

[final herald]

You are requesting it because you want it. Not asking if a mod wants to.

[hard crane]

ones a management game ones a card game and the last one is a auto battler gacha like

[hazy kestrel]

Why would they in the first place? It literally doesn’t matter lmao.

[final herald]

I am good.

A good boy.

[low hemlock]

FREB‼️ I know what we are going to do today‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[manic wyvern]

Mods, replace loland with mpreg NOW

[modest flume]

They need to bring in the Moebian 7th at this rate

[gloomy tartan]

Really? Right infront of my cadia ?

[tall grove]

Freb

[lament wasp]

and so what?

i can ask stuff i prefer

you cant exactly decide what i can and cannot say dear

[ocean widget]

"dear"

[final herald]

Do you see ANY of the irony here

[low hemlock]

☝️

[final herald]

Come on please tell me you do
Please?
PLEASE

[lament wasp]

i literally never told you to not say something idk what you're pointing out or if you even understand what you're saying

[modest flume]

Change your name to Dear Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker for extra alliteration

[thick coyote]

Ok mate
If the mods are asleep try pinging Hank
Can't say what he'll do though

[final herald]

"You can't decide what I can and cannot say"

• dog doing literally that

[ocean widget]

nah just change it to "dearest motherfucker" like you're writing a letter

[dapper trench]

Hey

[steady tusk]

how can you use the same reaction more than one time anyways

[dapper trench]

Give me a brand for boots

[ocean widget]

boots is already a brand

[thick coyote]

Uh
Doc Martens?
Idk my boots

[final herald]

Prolly seperate identical ones

[lament wasp]

create like 20 servers just to use the same react everywhere and spam it

[dapper trench]

like work boots

[low hemlock]

it’s real easy m8

[ocean widget]

oh no fuckin clue then

[low hemlock]

This is how u do it……||uh I don’t know ||

[dapper trench]

YOU FAIL ME DENSE

[final herald]

[manic wyvern]

i had a pair of red wings that were awesome but they didnt honor my resoling warranty which was bogus

[modest flume]

Unironically? Timbs, been using a pair of Morphix Pro (with the insoles) and they've been doing me good. I'm working 10-12 hours a day and I have nearly no soreness

[neon agate]

First thing I see when I open this chat after helping cook....
(Someone probbaly commisioned this)

[misty trench]

upholding the classic british tradition of being incorrect

[final herald]

Hello aquila hello hello

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-ariane-signalis-haiti-gif-4452344696336355443

[ocean widget]

guess i've got to uphold the other british tradition
taking your land

[fast gorge]

Say that again....

[misty trench]

I'M ALREADY IN BRITISH COLUMBIA

[ocean widget]

ill fuckin take it again

[final herald]

I was just saying what the dog doing

[acoustic pebble]

Grab me some coke for my cola stimm

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/goofys-trial-murder-ill-do-it-again-gif-18342028433294350554

[dapper trench]

give me a brand for boots

[ancient violet]

British

😔

[final herald]

There's Hawx too, uh

[ocean widget]

uhn acktually
seahorses

[final herald]

WAIT

[tall grove]

"You can't decide what I can and cannot say"

• dog doing literally that

[elder oasis]

Tbf some sugar and artificial flavours rock. I fuck heavy with blue raspberry candy.

Sometimes i want my coffee to taste like caramel, and i refuse to believe im wrong to do so

[final herald]

HOLY SHIT
THE PREGNANT MAN FISH IS REAL

[upbeat turtle]

they need to do that thing they did in vt2 where every single hand weapon had a shield and dual wield variant

[ancient violet]

Humanity is saved

[fast gorge]

fish and seal

[final herald]

We're rich!

[elder merlin]

[lament wasp]

oh dont think about it too much

they only have that to do all day

better use your time cooking yourself a lasagna

[misty trench]

I use Oboz hiking boots, dunno if they're the best brand or not but they've served me well

[low hemlock]

We must research male seahorses and make it to where Men can get pregnant 🧠💡

[ancient violet]

They already can

[fast gorge]

im just making shitty jokes

[final herald]

Fetus transplant

[upbeat turtle]

make kidney stones babies

[misty trench]

see I just put real caramel syrup in

[manic wyvern]

I wouldnt buy anything without trying them on first, everyone’s feet are different and the last thing you want is to work in uncomfortable ass boots

[elder oasis]

goes blind no

[neon agate]

I...WHY DO YOU KNOW THIS?!?!?!

[ocean widget]

why wouldnt i know basic knowledge about seahorse reproduction hazy

[dapper trench]

Looking at the sole of the boots

[gloomy tartan]

Sea horses are well known

[neon agate]

[elder oasis]

I replied when you only said see and now my joke makes no sense

[ancient violet]

Cuttlefish mating rituals

[final herald]

This is for some reason extremely Australian

[gloomy tartan]

Who tf doesn’t know about sea horses?

[manic wyvern]

Square shaped steel squeezed the hell out of my feet and I had to go a half size down in the round slip on boots because my heel would slide

[misty trench]

it's all good I got it lmao

[tall grove]

It’s literally just a fun fact dude. This isn’t some kinda deep hidden knowledge

[dapper trench]

I use volcom steel boots

[ancient violet]

Fun fact, Cuttlefish enjoy both twinks and buff himbos 👍male archetypes

[elder oasis]

See horses? Kelpie arent real you lunatic (this is a joke)

[ocean widget]

yeah sea horses and sea dragons are the only male pregnancies last i checked

[gloomy tartan]

Octopus males and some lizards present themself as females to sneak past males and sneak fuck they harem sometiemd

[fast gorge]

Horses in the sea? Impossible. That's like rat men under the city.

[neon agate]

I...am going to get an ogryn to throw a rock at me

[ancient violet]

https://youtu.be/KT1-JQTiZGc?si=622PpfbgXzkaublf

[tall grove]

Hazy’s and, uh, someone on this server who is an example of the latter

[brazen pelican]

Finding Nemo would be disturbing if it was accurate.

[ocean widget]

well someone had to test who gets pregnant in the couple and we both know sure as shit you wouldnt test

[ancient violet]

Fish are trans icons

They can transition by sheer will

[ocean widget]

thats clownfish
and other fish but we wont mention those because they werent in finding nemo

[tall grove]

Unturned mentioned 🔥

[gloomy tartan]

There’s a species of eel that starts as male and turns into females as they age

[elder oasis]

Specifically Sygnathidae or however its spelt

[ocean widget]

big boi

[final herald]

Nah nah

[manic wyvern]

Honkers

[gloomy tartan]

The young male ribbon eels are blue and the older female ribbon eels are yellow ribbon eels transition genders from male to female as they age. They are thin like ribbons.

[elder oasis]

Banned

[acoustic pebble]

Big Boi, we all saw that

[ancient violet]

Male clownfish that become dominant transition and become 3 times larger 😈

[final herald]

Bring it back. Coward.

[acoustic pebble]

Show again. Need more stimm ideas. Totally

[low hemlock]

[neon agate]

Is this because I wouldn't do it with a male or because I wouldn't let a woman peg me? This is an important question

[elder oasis]

One can only dream of human gaining such an ability

[gloomy tartan]

So the ribbon eel species survives by having the young males and older females mate. They never run out of women because they all start as men and become women as they age lol

[low hemlock]

[ocean widget]

no its because you wouldn't get pregnant

[low hemlock]

Mobi 💢

[final herald]

Ill chew

[ancient violet]

Male Cuttlefish can't tell the difference between small submissive males and females

😈

[ocean widget]

this gives off vtuber vibes ngl

[final herald]

Because they tuck (this is unironic)

[gloomy tartan]

The animal kingdom is full of males that are really good at presenting as females for different reasons and goals

[elder oasis]

Cuttlefish are really just the "looks female enough" meme

[low hemlock]

[elder oasis]

Me on discord fr fr

[ocean widget]

hey i've figured out why this gives off vtuber vibes

[elder merlin]

[low hemlock]

Noo~ Mobi

[ocean widget]

this is why

[gloomy tartan]

I think with cuttlefish and octopus they tuck they extra tentacle cuz males have a extra tentacle and it’s they pen0rs

[ancient violet]

Female cuttlefish also see all males equally attractive

[ocean widget]

but yeah checked the image and got pulled to a twitter of a certain muze u

[final herald]

I am a creature of vice.

[elder oasis]

Thats because they dont have hunks like Idris Elba

[ancient violet]

[final herald]

The only reason I don't have the same tag as big is because
-# My mom is on discord

[ocean widget]

as i do not judge big boi because judging people for that is fucking stupid i do not judge you

[ancient violet]

Cuttlefish are trans icons everyone

[ocean widget]

@jaunty path get his mums discord so we can get her to join a server

[elder oasis]

I judge everyone, and the judgement is typically 10 out of 10

[low hemlock]

oh naw vro got grounded on Discord huh

[final herald]

Nah she just knows its easier to reach me there than to text cause I don't answer those

[ocean widget]

[elder oasis]

My mother calls me

[ocean widget]

mhmm
thats why ya mum uses discord
yes
totally

[final herald]

If I am called at a bad time I will simply not answer

[elder oasis]

From a landline

[final herald]

My mother was like

"You and your sister have discord"

"I will install discord"

[tender horizon]

what's your moms discord/is your father around?

[ocean widget]

notice how she didnt say she'd make an account

[final herald]

I had to teach her how

[ocean widget]

mhmm
mhmm
mhmm

[final herald]

She thought it was just snth you can use like any other instant messenger

[elder oasis]

Oh god, a milf discord kitten. Thats gotta be untreaded ground

[final herald]

(This is how I explained what it was to her)

I think I opened a bad box

[elder oasis]

For sure

[ocean widget]

yes, yes you did

[tender horizon]

holy ground that i will tread

[final herald]

Can we go back please this was just an explanation of why I gotta reign in my profile freakiness

I used to have my twitter in my account too

[ocean widget]

you know deal or no deal?
its like that except all the boxes contain how badly you fucked up

[elder oasis]

Im sure you will have a day named after you or smth

[manic wyvern]

[gloomy tartan]

Big boi popping off

[elder oasis]

Big boi is legit gonna get banned

[low hemlock]

i guess it was prophecy

[ancient violet]

A small sacrifice for big boi

[final herald]

Dont get banned big I need you here :^/

[ancient violet]

Big if you get banned before I do

Then you must of done something seriously fucked up 😔

[gloomy tartan]

Cadia Stands

[neon agate]

If we lose big boi the darktide server morale goes down by 80%

[ocean widget]

true

[ocean widget]

just tie every mod together to a log and throw it into FS's windows if big boi gets banned

[final herald]

Like every QoL mod or

[ocean widget]

every moderator

[neon agate]

I can carry them and you bring the matches

[manic wyvern]

The hive scum crowbar sound effects on headshot are kino

[ancient violet]

Half Life 3??????

[ocean widget]

mario 64 bowser fight except bowser is replaced with a log

[outer tartan]

No no no, not matches, explosives, explosives are always better for disposal of unwanted... material...

[manic wyvern]

Stoic flopper

[neon agate]

I am fine with that if someone can bring the explosives. I will still throw them

[elder oasis]

Mario casually throwing around 3 ton turtle dragons

[ocean widget]

hazy i just realised you can make soldier 76 in remnant 2

[neon agate]

It's true my guy

[neon agate]

Being an old man is not hard. We have Petrus for thats

[outer tartan]

I've got a grenade launcher and an RPG, lets

ROCK!!

[jaunty path]

Why tf ur momma on disc

[ocean widget]

i meant outfit n gun
although i do need to find an appearance changer RQ

[tall grove]

How old is he anyway?

[gloomy tartan]

It’s the implication

[neon agate]

34

[jaunty path]

Block her bruh

[tall grove]

Damn didn’t know we let Necrons in the server

[outer tartan]

34, psh, wee whelp.

[low hemlock]

to make sure Mobi stays nice on Santa’s list 🎅 🎄 ❄️ ⛄ 🌨️ 🏂 🏔️

[elder oasis]

Okay unc

[neon agate]

I am 23

[ocean widget]

isnt aquila like 40 or am i having a stroke RN

[tall grove]

old

[neon agate]

SO TRUE. Big boi is a good boy year roound in hopes santa will give him the hadron body pillow, or blowup doll

[manic wyvern]

Wonder what the average age of the darktide community is

[ocean widget]

ok nevermind im having a stroke i was thinking of 40 grams of chilled carbollocks or whatever he said

[outer tartan]

Middle age is bliss.

[tall grove]

6-7

[manic wyvern]

[ocean widget]

im going to stab you

[elder oasis]

Funni numero

[tall grove]

Typical.

[low hemlock]

SIX SEVEN!!!!!

[elder oasis]

Typical british reaction

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/what-comes-after-5-6-7-teacher-student-67-gif-688526955260566759

[outer tartan]

Could be 6-9.5...

[neon agate]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh 15 to 25 then we have another range from 34-50

[dapper trench]

Bring me to the horizon still goated to this day

[final herald]

I explained this already

[tall grove]

It’s all those British apes can think of I tell ya, that and munchin’ on mummies

[low hemlock]

Hadron body pillow being big and fat filled with all those implants and cybernetics she got on

Lookin like Aunt F from the Robots Movie 2005 💦

[tall grove]

Ksi

[outer tartan]

I feel like I'm 82 years old from all my back injuries in the past. I implore everyone here to put on bubble wrap to protect yourselves from injury!

I need ogryn sized bubble wrap.

[elder oasis]

"You got a license for that?" "Got my stabbing license right here"

[ocean widget]

moebian

[low hemlock]

‼️

[outer tartan]

I think I'd be at home in the UK with all the blades I carry on my belt loop at work.

[ancient violet]

Aunt F trunk be like

[elder oasis]

I sense... a disturbance in the force

[tall grove]

“Roight then, ya got a license license?”

[outer tartan]

DIsturbance, no, just a fart.

[ocean widget]

i sense a disturbance in my bloody mental state

[neon agate]

WHY DO I KNOW WHO YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT

[tall grove]

Oh that one lmao

[ocean widget]

i recognise the first reaction and quite frankly im not surprised

[low hemlock]

That one robot granny

[ancient violet]

My blood pressure

[neon agate]

YES I KNOW WHO IT IS

[final herald]

Now imagine it. Visualize it.rotate it in your brain. May.be jiggle ir a litle bit. Ueah jus tlike that

[neon agate]

NO I AM NOT DOWN BAD
YOU KNOW NOTHING OF DEVOTION

[low hemlock]

That’s how I see Hadron

[elder oasis]

From the movie robots?

[neon agate]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/864983233140490292/1130667485700575352/attachment.gif

[low hemlock]

yes

[final herald]

Is it gaz

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/ip-grabber-ip-grabber-thanos-gif-21846609

[outer tartan]

Robot Jox, best B movie ever made... Hadron would be elated to watch it.

[blissful kiln]

omg is that Rihanna?

[acoustic pebble]

AUNT FAAAANNNNNYYYYYY

[ocean widget]

no but it is someone known for the same interests as big bois server tag

[neon agate]

Oh it's one of my favorite gifs. I love it

[final herald]

Are they here

[neon agate]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[ocean widget]

no

[tulip kettle]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT REACTION

[acoustic pebble]

Well I couldn't call her Big Booty

[acoustic pebble]

Idk. I'm disgusted. I want more.

[tulip kettle]

Yes

[gloomy tartan]

We discussing if it jiggle ? On thanksgiving lol?

[ocean widget]

i mean fanny means something other than arse in the UK so

[final herald]

Who is val
Big, status report

[neon agate]

...I feel like one day I am going to be dragged into the ground and teleported into the warp and I have to fight mutated big boi corrupted by slaanesh

[ancient violet]

Idk what is going on

[final herald]

Nintendo twerky

[ancient violet]

Too straight for me atm 😔

[low hemlock]

like a P H A T J U I C Y Turkey 🍽️

[gloomy tartan]

How is any of this straight lol

[outer tartan]

Don't forget hosed in blood by khorne.

[tall grove]

Yeah well the UK is filled exclusively with monkeys and poor misinformed immigrants tricked into going there

[neon agate]

this big boi lore is crazy

[tulip kettle]

I'm scumming to myself rn

[low hemlock]

I don’t think even Slannish wants my disgusting ah near his prensenve

So I’d win

[ancient violet]

@low hemlock calm down I would hate to see you go out of thinking you are a Slaanesh cultist 😔

[neon agate]

The honry is too strong

[outer tartan]

I shall immigrate across the pond to the UK, I have a friend over there I can hang out with at the local pub. Thank you EVE online for a lifer friend in 2003.

[neon agate]

He can't be a heretic or else Hadron would never date him

[ancient violet]

Yes but the mods might think otherwise 😞

[neon agate]

He is technically the most dogmatic of us

[ocean widget]

you play EVE?
mandated edict: public execution

[low hemlock]

i know that cookie

[jaunty path]

If u had a body pillow which character youd put on it

[ocean widget]

AM

[ancient violet]

Easiest answer of my life

Swagger

[neon agate]

No

[jaunty path]

Kills everyone here

[tulip kettle]

guess

[tall grove]

Like, Wich darktide character?

[gloomy tartan]

I would never ask this because I’d be afraid someone would respond with “You”

[ocean widget]

missus would love to be on someones body pillow

[jaunty path]

Hatsune Miku

[neon agate]

The fact I understand this makes me sad

[jaunty path]

I only now noticed ur pfp

[tulip kettle]

Rinda Karnak's Karnakussy

[final herald]

Its been that way forever

[ocean widget]

if it makes you feel better hazy someone could make you into a voodoo doll and hang you from the ceiling

[gloomy tartan]

Are those animal ears

[ancient violet]

Isn't she like

14

[low hemlock]

Rinda not wearing her battle armor seeing her ripped body full of scars and nurgle curses

[final herald]

Ur 14

[ocean widget]

its a mouse chris

[river elbow]

I ate like a High Lord of Terra today.

[tulip kettle]

I'm soaked

[ancient violet]

Oh shit how did u know?

[candid stratus]

I canr believe no one gave me a goodnight kiss last night

[final herald]

The bear told me

[gloomy tartan]

A 🐁 ?

[neon agate]

Someone will do that and that person would probably want me in her basement, and as my friends said "Hazy you are ending up in a girl's basement eventually."

[ocean widget]

yes chris, a mouse

[candid stratus]

Anyway is the embargo over yet?

[ancient violet]

I'll make up for it

[jaunty path]

"Atleast a thousand years old" on touhou wiki

[gloomy tartan]

Can I give it wine and crackers

[ocean widget]

come to the UK, we dont have basements but if things keep going the way they are you'll sure as hell end up in someones attic

[tall grove]

“Erm age of consent in Japan”

[ancient violet]

Not anymore 😈

[neon agate]

I may need to retire from being a tank and support if this is my current route

[ancient violet]

Ws in the chat everyone

[tall grove]

“Erm, well, actually, it’s only natural you see”

[little marten]

cash in the attic

[gloomy tartan]

Tanks are masochists who like getting hit

[final herald]

You may

[ancient violet]

Did you know it is also natural to die form blood loss if I slit your cornial artery? ❤️

[neon agate]

I am not a masochist. I just wanna protect my team and friends

[tall grove]

“Yeah well that’s different”

[gloomy tartan]

Go get hit more

[karmic idol]

Man, non alcoholic beer fucking sucks

[outer tartan]

Dons dumpster dived armor (read made of dumpster) and hops into the leaman russ.

[final herald]

Did you know its natural for hyenas to eat you ass first

[gloomy tartan]

I think your thinking of Tasmanians devils

[neon agate]

I ALREADY DO . I GET FORCED TO TAKE ARCH TEMPERED UTH DUNA BELLY FLOP

[karmic idol]

I was curious about this drink called asaki and holy fuck, I tried to drink it with food and it just enhanced the taste of it

[ancient violet]

[final herald]

Also those. But hyenas do this.

[gloomy tartan]

Hyenas have outies Instead of innies

[outer tartan]

At least its not an ape going straight for the genitals to rob you of your ability to procreate...

[final herald]

You are an ape

[ancient violet]

Give me the package of a Hyena

The transitioning powers of a cuttlefish

and the mpreg ability of a sea horse

[gloomy tartan]

They also go straight for the genitals

[outer tartan]

Unfortunately I have a pink back instead of a silver back so I'm not nearly aggressive enough.

[gloomy tartan]

wtf do you mean cuttlefish transition?

[final herald]

Does this mean...you're gonna...

[ancient violet]

https://youtu.be/KT1-JQTiZGc?si=622PpfbgXzkaublf

[neon agate]

I want to find someone who is loyal, loving, and compassionate

[ancient violet]

Impossible

My desires are more grounded

[gloomy tartan]

That’s just presenting not transitioning. You want the transitioning powers of the ribbon eel they all start as males and age into females

[dapper trench]

FUCK, I HAVE TO DRAW PANTS

[ancient violet]

Wait are you saying you need to have different genitals to transition?

[neon agate]

I SAW THAT

[final herald]

I wrote that and then regretted that.

[gloomy tartan]

I thought you wanted to switch your genitalia sorry

[ancient violet]

I saw nothing tbh

[gloomy tartan]

Fr tho look up ribbon eels they are so pretty

[ancient violet]

I literally said the PACKAGE OF A HYENA

[gloomy tartan]

Hyenas have the same as everyone else it’s just outside instead of in

Like a belly button

[ancient violet]

Cadian I will be brutally honest with you

Are you queer? 🤔

[gloomy tartan]

Are you asking me out

[ancient violet]

No

[jaunty path]

Cadians have bisexual eyes

[gloomy tartan]

There’s your answer

[ancient violet]

Me when when when when

[low hemlock]

S D I Y B T!!!!

[outer tartan]

Oh man, I want cuttlefish abilities. Stand infront of a brick wall and disapear.

[gloomy tartan]

Im only attracted to cadia

[jaunty path]

@low hemlock what the sweet fuck was that vro

[ancient violet]

Then probably just maybe this ain't your lane

[gloomy tartan]

Is that a T pose ?

[ancient violet]

Yes I'm asserting my dominance 😈

[low hemlock]

uuuuhhh. a F A T doughy peach

[gloomy tartan]

I fucking love T poses

The T pose is a easy way to transition into the praise the sun pose

[neon agate]

I mean I am also striaght

[jaunty path]

Big boi will definitely be off'd next

[gloomy tartan]

Stop joking around

[ancient violet]

Yeah but you actually stay in your lane

We gotta drive safe now 👍

[low hemlock]

💦

[gloomy tartan]

I like driving wherever I want

I’m a driver not a parking spot.

[low hemlock]

itz been a gud run vroz

[jaunty path]

I drive

[ancient violet]

Big boi I'm telling you

You can only get banned if I do first

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t believe you

[jaunty path]

Im like that guy in drive

[gloomy tartan]

You sit in your car with aura?

[jaunty path]

Mhm

[gloomy tartan]

Do you also have a jacket with a scorpion on it?

[ancient violet]

Just don't take selfies like Gen Xers do 😭

[gloomy tartan]

I was alive before shrek came out

[languid hazel]

I’m gonna use cyperpunk slang when playing as hive scum and nobody can stop me :3

[neon agate]

It's true. I have "token cis het" as one of my server roles

[gloomy tartan]

You disproved the claims?

[gloomy tartan]

I thought you were going to tell me I was presenting or something at first

[jaunty path]

Ancient

[outer tartan]

Drive Angry, with Nic Cage, oh yeah.

[acoustic pebble]

Who you calling ancient?

[gloomy tartan]

I was alive before halo 1 came out

[neon agate]

Oh for this server no. But in my friends servers yeah they know

[acoustic pebble]

I was alive before the ps2 was made

[outer tartan]

I was alive before cell phones came out.

[ancient violet]

I was alive

[final herald]

I was alive

[gloomy tartan]

I played the original sega

[outer tartan]

I still have my sega genesis.

[fossil oasis]

I was born the same year Halo 2 released

[jaunty path]

How old are you

[final herald]

I was born

[acoustic pebble]

Genghis Khan owes me money

[final herald]

Once

[gloomy tartan]

Oldest person online rn has to give everyone a reaction

[acoustic pebble]

Turned 29 yesterday

[jaunty path]

Wow you're really up there huh

[gloomy tartan]

Olddddddd

[outer tartan]

Sonic 3+Sonic & Knuckles = GOAT sega genesis.

[acoustic pebble]

I already feel my pain kicking in

[gloomy tartan]

I played mega man 1 on the sega

[jaunty path]

Im full

[acoustic pebble]

Fuck off lmao

[glacial shoal]

I was born after 9/11, that's all you gotta know about my whippersnapperisms

[gloomy tartan]

You fucking necromancer

[acoustic pebble]

Young buck thundercat ass

[glacial shoal]

[outer tartan]

<-- 41

[fossil oasis]

[gloomy tartan]

If you weee born after 9/11 your basically a fetus

[glacial shoal]

i'm 22 so I may as well be tbh

[acoustic pebble]

Necromancers are gay as hell. I'm a Barbarian main

[gloomy tartan]

Your basically a raisin with a battle axe

[jaunty path]

Wdym im GROWN I can walk across the street all on my own

[neon agate]

Fook. Okay one sec

[acoustic pebble]

Beware the old in a profession where men die young

[glacial shoal]

don't tell me you're post 2001 born

[gloomy tartan]

Someone go get that baby wandering down the street

[gloomy tartan]

You need a cane

I’m older than you btw lmao

[acoustic pebble]

Bitch I do have a cane. And I have fourteen kills with it

[gloomy tartan]

The cane sword is more alurring with age

[jaunty path]

I'm older than Redline the anime movie

[acoustic pebble]

Nah it's just a normal cane. Blunt damage is awesome

I'm older than GTA5

[gloomy tartan]

Jakka I’m secretly unc to you even

[acoustic pebble]

Hell no, that title is EARNED in my lands

[glacial shoal]

I had to google that lol

[languid hazel]

I’ve reached max cyberware capacity and I had to remove my sandevistan to make way for a second heart. It’s so over chooms 😭

[gloomy tartan]

You are but a goblin to my hobgoblin

[gloomy tartan]

Attach a JBL speaker

[glacial shoal]

I hope yall are doin good btw

[jaunty path]

I have had many deviled eggs

[languid hazel]

Never am but thanks :3

[glacial shoal]

hope you'll be okay

[neon agate]

I hope you are too brother. And I hope you are having a good Thanksgiving

[gloomy tartan]

I hope everyone has a belly full of food

[glacial shoal]

thanksgiving is delayed for us by a day cause of scheduling but I hope yours was too if ya did it

[neon agate]

We just finished cooking for our friends

[glacial shoal]

huge

[languid hazel]

Thanks. I’m sure trying but eh

[tulip kettle]

IT'S OFFICIALLY MY BIRB DAY

[neon agate]

We are here for you leanna. You have frieends

[gloomy tartan]

Do you need felinids to cheer up? I’m sure someone has some locked up somewhere

[glacial shoal]

almost everything stops, and that includes the bad times, stay strong home slice

[neon agate]

HAPPY BIRBDAY

[tulip kettle]

TYYYYYY

[gloomy tartan]

Happy Rinda Karnak day

[glacial shoal]

happ borthday

[tulip kettle]

[glacial shoal]

do I play vet or arb tonight...I wanna play vet but the shield and handgun on arb feels so good

[neon agate]

Also day 2 of having 20 trappers in games. Leave me alone

[neon agate]

Do vet weapon specialist with shout and double and barrel

[glacial shoal]

idk if there's an equivalent gun for vet that feels like the shield and handgun for arb

[tulip kettle]

Drug addict mentality

[gloomy tartan]

A gun that feels like a shield?

[glacial shoal]

sorry no just like...whatever's closest to the handcanon/handgun

[neon agate]

Standing behind an ogryn with shield

[gloomy tartan]

There’s a revolver vet can use

[glacial shoal]

[languid hazel]

I want to… hug a cat rn. But… I also don’t?

[glacial shoal]

i'll give ya a hug if you want

[gloomy tartan]

There’s also bolt pistol

[neon agate]

Hug catgirl

[glacial shoal]

i've never used the bolt pistol, only spearhead boltgun, what's the bolt pistol like?

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t think it auto fires it less ammo and damage more mobility

[glacial shoal]

okok

[gloomy tartan]

Reload faster move faster

[glacial shoal]

I assume mobility is the dump stat yeah?

[languid hazel]

Hmm…

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t know fuck all about that

[glacial shoal]

fair lmao

oh I just got a mobility dump one, nice

[languid hazel]

Ngl I think taking 50mg of gummies last night healed my brain ever so slightly. Feels like the images are just a tad clearer in my brain :3

[hasty sky]

Yea mobility is the dump stat

[trail junco]

https://tenor.com/view/ogryn-party-gif-27273801

[gloomy tartan]

If you think I’m buying guns until I get one with all 80s and one 60 you can bite my cadian ass

[glacial shoal]

if you have 20 morbillion dockets like I do no reason not to for me personally

[gloomy tartan]

I save my money to watch the number get big to represent that I’m a man of means

Guys is there an inventory cap?

[glacial shoal]

I haven't hit it if there is one lmao

[hasty sky]

Regrettably no

[gloomy tartan]

I have so many weapons lol

[hasty sky]

I have a forest of shit weapons and no desire to get rid of them

[glacial shoal]

mood

[gloomy tartan]

It’s a colorful forest

[glacial shoal]

I loaded into a mission and it immediately went to the defeat screen, nice

[ancient violet]

Skill diff

[glacial shoal]

I guess

[gloomy tartan]

You loaded into a loss

[ocean widget]

,̶'̶ ̶ ̶,̶ ̶|̶ ̶,̶'̶ ̶_̶'̶

[tulip kettle]

Loss

[languid hazel]

Hmmhmm

I wish I could be a tech priest irl

[tulip kettle]

No you don't

[misty trench]

no you don't, do you know how insane those insurance premiums are?

[wispy wadi]

They don't want you to know but you can hack off your arms and replace them with forks

[misty trench]

they even charge you a subscription fee for the operating system

[wispy wadi]

Imagine being a Tech Adapt running on Windows 39k

[misty trench]

and all your dendrites are controlled through a shitty app that breaks with every update and has terrible UI

[tulip kettle]

I hate the mechanicus after what they did to that poor vet

[wispy wadi]

Task manager kept dublicating itself for 1000 cycles, your brain is melting

[hard crane]

That’s why I haven’t activated mine yet, I just see the activate notification across my vision permanently though

[blissful kiln]

soulless half-machines are evil? no wae

[languid hazel]

You’re just making me want to be a tech priest more and more

[hard crane]

I will plug a usb with bonzi buddy into you

[delicate smelt]

Did everyone have a good thanksgiving

[languid hazel]

Probably the best thanksgiving ever honestly. Which is not saying a lot tbh

[delicate smelt]

For what purpose

[tulip kettle]

I'd pull the plug on you like a family does to a grandma with dementia

[languid hazel]

I hate thanksgiving. Terrible food (most food tastes bad and makes me gag), getting dragged to all these random stranger’s houses that are supposedly family and basically told to starve

[delicate smelt]

Okay The Grinch

[languid hazel]

:3

[tulip kettle]

Just don't be American

[languid hazel]

Ah shit u rite. Lemme just reroll the character creator

[tulip kettle]

Good

[delicate smelt]

Your ideal thanksgiving is probably eating chips drinking gamer supps and taking estrogen

[languid hazel]

But no seriously, I have major beef with this holiday because of my childhood.

[thorn wedge]

why did you put drinking estrogen twice?

[languid hazel]

Nyope. Pizza and water and estrogen :3

[tulip kettle]

Ew gamer supps. Mine is water, chess and also Estrogen

[languid hazel]

Chess is nice too :3

[tulip kettle]

I like estrogen because it makes my voice funny. You like estrogen because you're trans. We are not the same

[delicate smelt]

All over the world poor women are having estrogen harvested from their balls

What will you do

[tulip kettle]

Support

[languid hazel]

Traumatize billionaires, next question :3

[delicate smelt]

Are you guys excited for the new mission on Dec 2

Do we have any info on what it's about or nah

[stark bobcat]

its a map

[tulip kettle]

In the trenches

[glacial shoal]

I just finished a game where the psyker was called ForeskinThief

[empty pivot]

i fuckin love thanksgiving
the food is awesome and company is great

[stark bobcat]

thank god it wasnt some Lethal Company

[empty pivot]

YES i love the wartorn hellscape that it looks to be and i cant wait

[formal mortar]

I'm finally done eating for the day

[tulip kettle]

Bruh this Max guy pmo so much istfg man this mf man like man I this mf I like man this mf not cool like man wtf bro like this mf man

[delicate smelt]

Why can't you be more like rabbit like you just came in with this negative energy and it lowkey killed the vibe I'm not gonna play with you man

[glacial shoal]

[delicate smelt]

Thats awesome man me too :D

I wonder what the mission will be

Perhaps delivering smth to the frontlines

[empty pivot]

I'm wondering the same bc thus far Rolling Steel has been my favorite, also going to the front front lines would be sick as fuck

[delicate smelt]

Whats the front front lines

[formal mortar]

It's going to be a 128 player battle

[empty pivot]

front front as in like in the shit

as opposed to just being somewhere closeby

[jaunty path]

Whos hype for battle royal darktide

[formal mortar]

Battle Royale? I sleep

[tulip kettle]

Man this fucking @low hemlock guy bro istfg he's cool like man istg like wtf he's so cool like mam istfg or smth man he's so cool man

[delicate smelt]

I see what you mean

[acoustic pebble]

Ew

[gloomy tartan]

For what?

[jaunty path]

Why r u guys haters

[twin flower]

Ew BR enjoyer

[marsh iris]

battle royale whats that? some boomer game?

[acoustic pebble]

Battle Royale is big gae

[delicate smelt]

Do the same classes in darktide ever talk to eachother if it's a different voice or nah

[twin flower]

Cuz its shite

[acoustic pebble]

Yes

[jaunty path]

Have you played darktide

[delicate smelt]

Not in an itty bit

Idk Im kinda high rn

[jaunty path]

Itd be funny if the same va spoke to eachother

[delicate smelt]

Someone should make a mod that makes the conversations alot more frequent so like theyre always talking and its annoying

Like overlapping eachother

[stark bobcat]

there are

[jaunty path]

They kinda yap constantly

[river elbow]

I've heard 'Marshal Vortern doesn't like me' enough to not want that.

[ocean widget]

maybe you should try getting marshal vortern to like you

[jaunty path]

Fills in the silence

[delicate smelt]

It'd be kinda funny tho

[tall grove]

With what?

[ocean widget]

endless streams of people saying plasteel

[acoustic pebble]

Yes the same classes talk to eachother.

Pro Vet: "Come on! Let's make Morrow proud!"

Fem Loosecannon Vet: "Back when you were in the guard, I bet you were the type to suck up to commissars."

Pro Vet: "I was not! Anyway, can't suck up to commissars. Made of stone."

Fem LC Vet: "I KNEW IT!! You DID suck up! 'PlEaSe SiR, mAy I sHiNe YoUr BoOtS wItH mY tOnGuE?!'"

[tall grove]

Cryonic rod!

[river elbow]

Noted. Beat Lex-breakers more. Make Marshal like me.

[delicate smelt]

Oh yea I remember this

And the Psykers talk to eachother too

[acoustic pebble]

Or when the professional veteran made fun of Cadia

[river elbow]

"You'll fall at the last moment. Just like Cadia!"

[acoustic pebble]

Cut Vet: "Among the weak, I remain strong!"

Pro Vet: "Got a FIIINE opinion of yourself, don't ya?"

Cut Vet: "You wouldn't last a day on Cadia!"

Pro Vet: "That so? And how's Cadia doin?"

Cut Vet: "You shut your mouth! Or I'll shut it for ya!"

Pro Vet: "I'm not scared! You'll fall apart at the last minute. Just like Cadia!"

[gloomy tartan]

I like when the cutthroat tells the arbites i think it was that they wouldn’t last a day on Cadia.
Arbites is like how will we ever know?
Cutthroat says you can take my word for it?
Arbite responds with “ I’d rather not.” Or the one where arbites asks cutthroat “ Why are you trying to establish martial dominance with me ?”

[delicate smelt]

They're all silly characters and characterettes

[jaunty path]

This sounds like authoritarian

[gloomy tartan]

I never get convos like this on my cutthroat lol

[jaunty path]

Maul wouldn't take that shit

[gloomy tartan]

I like that one of zealot personalities catches the cutthroat smiling

[tall grove]

Maul will kill you for looking at him funny. Or looking funny in general

[tall grove]

It’s one of the psykers

[gloomy tartan]

Oh my b

[delicate smelt]

I think it's the savant

[jaunty path]

I think if you look ugly enough you might be deemed a mutant

[gloomy tartan]

Oh yeah he calls them a freak who probaly imagined it lol

[fast gorge]

mandated edict. mogging.

[tall grove]

*probably

[gloomy tartan]

I like the one where cutthroat says they didnt used to see ogryn much before and that they’re getting used to having one around, BUT that DOESNT mean they like the ogryn, they don’t like ANYONE!
Ogryns just like “ it’s okay I still like you sah!”

[tall grove]

Cassius thundercock mogging all the sub 5 arbites trying to lexmaxx

[gloomy tartan]

Prbrly

Cadia rules

[jaunty path]

Holyshit that might just be enough for cut vet to fucking shoot them when they turn around

[jaunty path]

That's so sweet lmfao

Wifis shit rn

[gloomy tartan]

Stay out of my firing line !

[acoustic pebble]

Maul Arb: "Misappropriation of Ammunition! Mandated edict: Bullet Shield!"

[acoustic pebble]

Cut Vet: "Never seen much of ya, but I'm gettin used to having you around big man!"

Brawl Ogryn: "Sah! Thank you, sah! I like you too!"

Cut Vet: "Didn't say I liked you! It's weakness. I don't do weak!"

Brawl Ogryn: "I like you anyway sah!"

[fading ruin]

hive scum is gonna be a paid dlc isnt it

[acoustic pebble]

My favorite is the ambush one.

Brawl Ogryn: "Sah! Sah! Reckon we're about to be ambushed!"

Cut Vet: "Yeah? No surprise if we were."

Brawl Ogryn: "Sah! Pleased to report we have not yet been ambushed sah!"

Cut Vet: "Copy that. Do let me know if that changes won't you?"

Brawl Ogryn: "Yes sah! Will not let ambush take you by surprise sah!"

[jaunty path]

Men like cuttthroat really do fantasy themselves more masculine than they actually are

[acoustic pebble]

Yep and my wallet is ready

[acoustic pebble]

I mean they ARE Cadian veterans. So it's earned imo

[jaunty path]

Yeah but theres clearly a lot of emotional trauma there getting ready to burst. Not that having emotions make you weak. Holding them in the matter cuttthroat does, will make you brittle

[gloomy tartan]

They never feel safe at all lol

[urban valley]

Do we know when the havoc season ends ?

[acoustic pebble]

Idk. They give me the "pissed off all the time" vibe that it's hard to ignore lol

[jaunty path]

Mhm.

[acoustic pebble]

I do LOVE how the Psyker of all people tries to console the Cutthroat.

[gloomy tartan]

Cadia controls cutthroat lol

Psykers and zealots allways try to talk and get in my cutthroats head. Make me feel like DJ Spit
Get out of my head!
Get out of my head!!
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

[marsh iris]

im more of loosecannon guy, he's chill

[twin flower]

Same

[languid hazel]

Emprah says there’s strength in ignorance. Am very strong :3

[twin flower]

Prof also underrated

[marsh iris]

cutthroat is annoying at first, but after a while he's quite funny

[gloomy tartan]

He’s just like me fr

When will veteran get a lmg?

[marsh iris]

the moment when professional made fun of cutthroat and cutthroat goes like "YOU TAKE THAT BACK!"

[gloomy tartan]

Loose cannon days cutthroat sounds like a commisar lol

[acoustic pebble]

Psyker: "You do know you're not real right? I'm all alone."

Cut Vet: "Oh you're real alright! REAL ANNOYING!!"

Psyker: "You are always so angry, it must be exhausting.."

Cut Vet: "This isn't anger! This is focus!"

Psyker: "No no no! You can't fool me."

Cut Vet: "This conversation is over!"

Psyker: "I don't think so! My beloved said what happened to Cadia wasn't your fault! He wants you to know that."

Cut Vet: "...I wish I could believe that."

[tender horizon]

Cutthroat has some 10/10 voice work and delivery but they're so annoying lmfao

[marsh iris]

VA is physically spitting on the microphone

[gloomy tartan]

Close and KILL!

[acoustic pebble]

With the lines he had? I'd do the same

[gloomy tartan]

Dj Spit?

[river elbow]

Get in there! Make them scream!

[twin flower]

Close! Kill! And do it again!

[gloomy tartan]

Not one step back!

[acoustic pebble]

That's basically how I sounded in the Marines

[jaunty path]

I imagine maul did the same..and had honey and tea next to him at all times

[marsh iris]

studio smelling of dried spit

[gloomy tartan]

I like that sometimes cutthroat screams CADIA! when they do their shout ability lmao

[acoustic pebble]

SHOT ON TARGET

[marsh iris]

not ripping your throat while doing Maul lines is quite a skill

[civic otter]

well, it is the cadia larp personality xd

[acoustic pebble]

Diaphragm. That's the secret

[jaunty path]

Imagine cuttthroat not even being native to cadia

[marsh iris]

lmao cadiaboo

[acoustic pebble]

He's from the Mordian Guard, but cosplays a Cadian

[gloomy tartan]

No

[hard crane]

Non native cutthroat being shat on by native cutthroat

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine morrow riding on brunt’s back like yoda

[acoustic pebble]

That makes me wonder how Hive Scum will treat the Loosecannon

[hard crane]

“Oi I remember you! You stole our stims a week back!”

[marsh iris]

"well noone is guarding it so i thought its free"

[gloomy tartan]

Loose cannon and hive scum experimented in college

[jaunty path]

Theft is a regular thing w the guard prolly

[acoustic pebble]

LC Vet: "Hey lass, was wondering if you'd like to make some dosh from this after we're done?"

Fem HS: "Nah, not interested."

LC Vet: "Oh come on! I know the best spots where we can hit."

Fem HS: "Listen mate, I know a faker when I see one, and and I know one who tries too hard to garner attention. That's the worst lot. YOU are below that."

LC Vet: "Well you didn't need to say it with confidence..."

[marsh iris]

loosecannon is like that kid who got borderline grades and hive scum is the kid that was expelled but they both sneak in the school lab to try make drugs they saw on youtube

[acoustic pebble]

That's accurate af

Fem HS will definitely reject the Loosecannon, but will TOTALLY fall for the Professional

[gloomy tartan]

Hive scum probably feels like the bottom of a movie theater

They don’t wear no lotion.

[acoustic pebble]

What the fuck does THAT mean?!

[gloomy tartan]

You know when you spill soda on yourself?

[acoustic pebble]

No because my brain isn't THAT clumsy

[gloomy tartan]

You have never spilled a single iota of soda on yourself or had it spilled on yourself?

[hard crane]

They aren’t real is how

[acoustic pebble]

Nope. Had someone spit beer on me once. But I beat his ass for it

[gloomy tartan]

Soda feels gross and sticky if it spills on you

It’s not a fun experience. Cuz of da sugar

[low hemlock]

[acoustic pebble]

Neither is beer. Carbonated drinks can do wonders

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t spill things rejects

[languid hazel]

spills a bucket of legos

[gloomy tartan]

Bicket?

[tall grove]

Well, un-spill it

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/minor-spelling-mistake-gif-21179057

[low hemlock]

then steps on legis barefoot

[gloomy tartan]

Damn type shit

[languid hazel]

Rip Louisoix. He was a real one

[delicate smelt]

Loose Cannon Vet is just Hive Scum at home

[tall grove]

No clue who that is lol

[gloomy tartan]

Loose cannon vet borrows someone else’s car to hit

[languid hazel]

The guy in the video

[tall grove]

Still doesn’t explain much, but thanks

[languid hazel]

Ffxiv character from 1.0 of the game.

Back when the game was a complete and utter failure

[gloomy tartan]

When do we get a beach episode ?

[marsh iris]

yeah HS sees loosecannon as a poser, "its all or nothing loser!"

[hard crane]

Dec 2nd

[gloomy tartan]

I hope a fent lean becomes unlockable after the fent ganger comes out

[dapper trench]

Broken sword or knife

[marsh iris]

broken sword, like shadow of mordor

[twin flower]

Based.

[languid hazel]

Hmm

[dapper trench]

dont hmmm, choose

[languid hazel]

I’m gonna play shadow of mordor for a bit :3

[dapper trench]

so sword

3 for a broken sword anyone else?

[languid hazel]

Wait what’s the question?

[dapper trench]

broken sword or knife?

[languid hazel]

She is confused :/

[dapper trench]

pick one

[formal mortar]

Broken swords are trash so a knife

[hard crane]

broken sword, because hand guard

[languid hazel]

I wish Shadow of War had save slots >.>

[dapper trench]

pick one damn it

[languid hazel]

Broken sword

[marsh iris]

11 more years until we can have nemesis system in games

[rain lion]

The talent tree of new class is crazy

[languid hazel]

Yup 😭

[formal mortar]

Unless they renew the patent

[dapper trench]

so 4 broken sword and 1 knife

[marsh iris]

[dapper trench]

anyone else?

fun fact some of the reject pants dont have pockets

[marsh iris]

we have the prison pocket

[dapper trench]

die

[languid hazel]

By the time we get Darktide 2 that patent will have expired

[dapper trench]

we have til it reaches 30 smth

so 8 minutes

Broken sword or knife

let people know

[marsh iris]

my cat says broken sword

[dapper trench]

less than five minutes

[twin flower]

Broken Sword

[languid hazel]

She still doesn’t understand the question. What is the context? Dx

[twin flower]

Whats this for

[dapper trench]

doing drawing and stuck between a knife and broken sword

[languid hazel]

O

As long as it looks better than the crap I draw

[twin flower]

Do a coin flip

[rain idol]

I miss drawing

[dapper trench]

i dont know the standards of your drawing so icrt

[little marten]

Hivekakke

[dapper trench]

less than 2 minutes

[tall grove]

Having to re-fight micolash damn near makes me just never want to play bloodborne again

[dapper trench]

last call broken sword or knife?

[tall grove]

Istg this is one of, if not the worst boss I’ve ever fought in any game ever

[dapper trench]

what boss

[tall grove]

Micolash

[dapper trench]

meh

anyway BROKEN SWORD WINS

[hard crane]

How broken you plan on making it?

[tall grove]

The entire fight revolves around chasing him around until he stays still, and casts a spell that obliterates your health, and in the second phase he has one that will consistently one-shot you

Why ever did Miyazaki think this would be a good idea?

[dapper trench]

We talking like someone broke a bottle before the start of a fight level

[little marten]

Insanity

[hard crane]

Ah

[dapper trench]

plated the game some mico aint that bad

[tall grove]

He is on NG + 3 where he’s far, far tankier

[tall grove]

Yep. Terrible, terrible boss

[elder oasis]

At least you can attempt the ranged cheese that breaks him

He deserves it

[tall grove]

Yeah, but then you bump your R2 and whoops, now you flung yourself down and he runs into his little safe room

[elder oasis]

Tell.him hes a doo doo head

[tall grove]

I don’t think he’s cognizant enough to understand my speech

[elder oasis]

No he'll get it

[languid hazel]

Hive Scoom :3

[tall grove]

If you say so

[tall grove]

It’s SCUM!

[acoustic pebble]

Fucking true

[elder merlin]

Man, this chalice is rough

[tall grove]

Chalice dungeons are all ass

[rain idol]

Ah micoshit

God i hate that bastard

[tall grove]

Fucking awful boss. Worst boss in a game where rom, ebrietes or however it’s spelled, and the one reborn exist

Competition is stiff, and he still manages to be the worst

[rain idol]

I've had more fun clearing the chalice dungeons to get trophies than I had with him

And that says a lot

[somber stream]

Ever start the day with a hunch that it will be a shitshow even before you know the details?

[rain idol]

Tzeentch felt bad and divined it for you

[somber stream]

Thanks Tzeentch

[tall grove]

I didn’t even bother with that, I just looked up a seed that’d take me to queen Yharnam

[rain idol]

WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT

[thick fog]

I am going to embargo you all

[rain idol]

I WENT THROUGH THE ENTIRE THING

[tall grove]

You not a real deal cheeser like me gang I got and levelled mimic tear the moment I could lol
Get on my level

[tall grove]

Man, I weep for you. I’m not gonna lie and say I wouldn’t wish it upon my worst enemy, because I would, but damn that’s rough

[tall grove]

Oh yeah this with power stanced bleed twinblades

[dapper trench]

hey, can I get someone to dm to critique this drawing i made?

[rain idol]

FUCK MAN IT SUCKED SO MUCH, thank god for summons There was some guy who was completely naked with a saw Cleaver that one shot the last amygdala

[somber stream]

Sure send it my way

[tall grove]

But you still did all that work instead of just skipping it like a real souls player
For shame

[rain idol]

HEY I STILL PLATTED IT

[somber stream]

Meanwhile me, a PC player:

[tall grove]

If you’re not cheesing a fromsoftware game through abusing mechanics, you didn’t beat that game

[languid hazel]

Me as an xbox player:

[tall grove]

Buy a beat up old ps4 and get peakborne

[somber stream]

Nah

[rain idol]

That's what I did for Elden ring

[tall grove]

Same suggestion

[languid hazel]

That’s money I do not have

[somber stream]

I'll wait for a remaster

[tall grove]

Same here. I power stanced bleed twinblades with a mimic tear lol

[rain idol]

Dark souls 3 too now that I think about it I abused the shit out of frost

[tall grove]

Shit you gonna be waiting a while

[tall grove]

Fake your death for life ensurance money. Easy.

[languid hazel]

I’ve already done that six separate times. They won’t buy it again

[tall grove]

Damn. Then rob a bank at gunpoint
Works every time

[hard crane]

insert Texan man tries robbing gas station, shot by every citizen inside

[fossil oasis]

Anybody up darking they tide rn?

[tall grove]

Nah, blooding my borne
I got blood on my borne I got insight on my borne I’m hunting so hard rn

[hard crane]

sorry I can’t blood my borne I failed my blood test

[fossil oasis]

Also an inquisitor in server? Never seen that before

[gloomy tartan]

Which blood type is the best?

[tall grove]

Scared children

[gloomy tartan]

Let’s make a tier list

I can give blood to abunch of other blood types so clearly my blood type is better

[elder merlin]

Which one is the universal donor? Would figure that one, or is that also the one that cant get donated blood, except from two types

[gloomy tartan]

I think O + and -

[hard crane]

Nah whatever can receive the most because if you get turned into a vampire one day you gotta be able to deal with all blood

[misty trench]

Khorne appreciates all blood types equally

[gloomy tartan]

The universal donor is O -

[languid hazel]

Meowllo Aquilap

[restive walrus]

hive scum is looking amazing

[gloomy tartan]

O + can donate to all positives blood types

[restive walrus]

like so so so cool. im happy they made them. Shame the gameplay they show SUCKY suck

[tall grove]

The people who made that are the people who balance weapons btw

[languid hazel]

Bluh… everything is boring me tonight ;-;

[gloomy tartan]

So basically O - is the universal donor, O+ can donate to any + blood types.
O -can only receive blood from other O -
O + can receive blood from O + or O -

If your a O blood type - or + your blood is super useful for donations

[languid hazel]

Isn’t thete a blood type that can universally receive?

[forest mantle]

Can you change the ini files for the gamepass pc version?

[languid hazel]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[gloomy tartan]

I’m O+ so I can donate to any + blood types

I’m useful for society as a blood bag

[gloomy tartan]

AB+ blood type

[languid hazel]

Hey can I get a little blood? Need it for a science experiment :3

[gloomy tartan]

When I donated blood they kept blowing up my phone for blood

If you want to feel wanted donate blood

[languid hazel]

AB+ mfers when they need blood: blood is blood

[gloomy tartan]

They are good in emergencies

Just give them whatever blood fuck examining them it’s fine

Saves time for people who need specifics blood

Idk if they can donate to anyone tho

[lament dagger]

Was playing Arc Raiders and found a probe with a gold light blinking on it
It was all dogshit, no gold items

[gloomy tartan]

Were you a good person for Christmas ?

[lament dagger]

Well, I'm not evil
And we're not close enough to Christmas for me to want to think about it

[languid hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-gif-8197900

[gloomy tartan]

This is why your gold box was shit

[steady tusk]

epic embed fail

[lament dagger]

God isn't real, Christmas is just an excuse to see family that usually live far away (well, for me)
Probes are all ass

[tall grove]

Nobody here has image perms except mods

[gloomy tartan]

Probes and ass? Together?

[lament dagger]

That's the joke I was aiming for

[steady tusk]

oh mb

[gloomy tartan]

Back in my day probes found the hidden rebel base on hoth

[somber stream]

A guy in my team gave in to the pressure and quit, forsaking his 13th salary as well. Huge project coming up, i'm effectively fucked

[lament dagger]

Now they drop batteries and explode

[somber stream]

Tzeentch knows what's up

[twin flower]

Oof

[little marten]

What’s a 13th salary

[somber stream]

Brits don't have those?

[humble laurel]

If you get through it you might get a promotion or a nice bonus

So keep on keeping on

[little marten]

No idea what is is tbh

[tall grove]

They barely have electricity and you’re talking about robots?

[lament dagger]

I'm American and don't know

[somber stream]

Nah fuck it, i'm stacking money to quit next year

[humble laurel]

Yeah good luck

[gloomy tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/napoleon-there-is-nothing-we-can-do-gif-971580666452889472

[humble laurel]

Americans also don’t have 13th month pay iirc

They might have year end bonuses tho

[little marten]

Oohhh

[somber stream]

It's a common practice here for companies to give its Employees a full month's gross salary at the end of the year, other than 12th month. Here we call it Weihnachtsgeld, or 'Christmas money'

[little marten]

I do get that

[lament dagger]

I work retail in the middle of nowhere
Most boring paychecks in human history
And not great ones thanks to my hours getting cut because they added a new front desk with an unnecessary amount of extra people

[somber stream]

Same goes for Asian countries

[humble laurel]

In Southeast Asia 13th month pay is also common

[little marten]

But it’s framed as a mandatory bonus

[somber stream]

It's not mandatory in Germany but people will walk if they aren't paid lol

[humble laurel]

Here in my country the bonuses are separate from the 13th month pay

So you get a lot at years end. Very good system ngl

[little marten]

That’s fair it’s annoying because it comes as a big chunk so it’s taxed as a whole so you technically don’t get x2

[humble laurel]

Here in my country the bonuses and the 13th month pay are tax free

No deductions or whatever it’s mandated by law

[rain idol]

Back in my country the Christmas bonus wouldn’t even matter anyways! since it was always practically nothing

Ah fun memories

[humble laurel]

Same here it’s just 10% of a monthly wage or so but extra money is alright

For bills or necessities etc

[somber stream]

Some Asian country offer up to 2-3 times the normal amount you'd receive monthly as the 13th bonus. Mine offer up to 3 times, so the guy quitting is very surprising to me

[restive walrus]

eh i wont be too worried

[humble laurel]

Well maybe the stress is not worth it anymore for him

[restive walrus]

The playtesters are pretty good

[humble laurel]

I mean what’s the use of money when you might die from pressure and stress

Can’t even enjoy that shit

[somber stream]

Yes the crunch has been insane as of late, but if it were me i'd put up till i get the money at least

[tall grove]

Yeah but the people balancing it aren’t

[lament dagger]

If I didn't live with my parents I would be dead
Young enough that it isn't sad yet

[somber stream]

Not your fault, the market is fucked up compares to 2 decades ago

[restive walrus]

🤷‍♂️ its just one person not being too good. They seem to take the playtesters feed back pretty well. Considering the good weapon changes they make. I dunno

[languid hazel]

Mhmm

[restive walrus]

I choose to be a hoper in a sea of doubters right NOW

[tall grove]

Need I remind you of release plasma gunners?

[languid hazel]

[lament dagger]

How the fuck are people my age supposed to get a house and car and go to school in this economy
It is depressing to think about, so I don't dwell on it much

[restive walrus]

silence wench, im hoping right now

[tall grove]

That’s the neat part, you don’t

[rain idol]

Eh your fine, stuff sucks rn anyways

[tall grove]

Another loss for frown town >:(

[somber stream]

Buy old car, get a small apartment or move to suburb

[lament dagger]

Selling kidneys won't cut it now, goddamn

[languid hazel]

And this is why my depression is so bad :3

[rain idol]

Wrd

[somber stream]

There is hope yet, do your best to improve yourself

[languid hazel]

Well, partly why

[marsh iris]

kick depression in the balls

[tall grove]

Oh hey Lucia how’s it going?

[somber stream]

Hi Lucia

[rain idol]

I aura farm on it

[ripe tangle]

It’s going alright

[languid hazel]

I want to. And Imm trying. But much like I have failed at everything else I am failing at improving myself

Meowllo Sister Lucia :3

[humble laurel]

No need unless it’s necessary

In Asia, You only get your own place if you are married and starting a family

[rain idol]

Hey wait a minute I recognize you

[somber stream]

It's not going to be easy, i know. But you yourself know this best, there's no white knight waiting for you outside the door. Be the knight

[ripe tangle]

Asia is such a huge and diverse place I hear “in Asia” and think “where in Asia?”

[little marten]

Every day you manage to do something even miniscule is a victory over depression and every day you don’t is fine because you owe yourself a break - as long as you keep on keeping on you are already winning 🙏

[lament dagger]

Well, at this rate I'm dying alone
Won't have to worry about that

[tall grove]

It’s just one country smh

[languid hazel]

Bleh

[rain idol]

lol

[ripe tangle]

ah, kinda like Europe or Toronto

[somber stream]

Exactly, one step forward is forward nontheless

[humble laurel]

Nobody dies alone as people die every day everywhere

[tall grove]

Exactly

[languid hazel]

Skyrim ahh guard quote. /joking

[ripe tangle]

[rain idol]

Ah yes the country of the balkans