general-chat

[gloomy tartan]

Thanksgiving ? It’s giving….thanks?

[nimble glade]

I'll help you protect Sefoni

[somber stream]

Your local Chinese

[gloomy tartan]

The varlets keep tapping her fishbowl

[long iron]

Gonna attack the first two. Not sorry. Just move your planet out of the way of a fucked up Lego ship

[elder merlin]

How are you on my friends list but i've never messaged you? Wait, is that you, Bart? @lime beacon

[lime beacon]

I’m not Korean Bart

[somber stream]

Hong kong?

[gloomy tartan]

When you look up at me after you’re downed in a horde and I go into the elevator and stare at you, you will remember this moment.

[elder merlin]

Why do i have you added but we have no dm history? @lime beacon

[lusty estuary]

it's really funny how the imperial fleet over cadia probably could've stopped that blackstone fortress but just didn't

[lime beacon]

We played together like one time when the skaven pressganged me into your lobby

[elder merlin]

Fair enough

[gloomy tartan]

Apparently they screwed the pooch

Also most of the cadians weren’t even on cadia when it blew up

[lusty estuary]

I love how you had a million individual instances of rogue traders and naval captains being like "NO I WANNA KILL ABADDON" and fucking off and dying

[long iron]

Missions collapse when I'm allowed to die.

So much for that cadian ferocity. I guess ashened kitten claws is more yall's speed. :y

[nimble glade]

Peak

[gloomy tartan]

I wanna yell I am ferocious but I feel like this is a trap

[long iron]

When that f loose cannon says "you can't win without me" it's true.

[astral basin]

Rawr

[gloomy tartan]

Bro I had a mission with a fem and male loose cannon and my cutthroat was baby sitting those two fuckers

[long iron]

It's me. You're welcome. Again. 💅🏾

[gloomy tartan]

Is that one of their voice lines lmao?

[astral basin]

Hol on does anyone know where the weeb copy paste went…?

[lusty estuary]

why do fem loose cannon and fem cutthroat talk to each other like that. what's going on there...? 🤨

[long iron]

Yeah. They say that sometimes.

[gloomy tartan]

I never play with a fem loose cannon if it’s a lady it’s usually a psyker or a zealot

[gloomy tartan]

That’s pretty fucking funny lmao

[long iron]

The rarest vet for me is f cutthroat

[lethal solstice]

Thats because they are the rarest

[long iron]

I almost never see them. They're the vet unicorn.

[gloomy tartan]

I looked at what my cutthroat would look as a lady and they look just as cool

[marsh iris]

the VA though

[gloomy tartan]

I didn’t spend the money tho

[lusty estuary]

I was one of like 5 fem cutthroat players for the first year of darktide and then I swapped to loose cannon when they made that a thing you could do just cuz I wanted to hear the differences

[lime beacon]

I feel like Cutthroat was super common when the game first released, but everyone got bored of hearing about cadia so everyone swapped off when they updated customization

[long iron]

It's either m pro, m cutthroat or f loose cannon. I get m loose cannon mixed up often so I almost never notice unless they say ability lines.

[lusty estuary]

was kinda this tbh

cutthroat is actually a compelling character but i like loose cannon voice lines for abilities and shit a little more

[nimble glade]

Yeah I think they're the most popular And rightfully so.

[gloomy tartan]

If I play a match with two vets we get a vet for the ai so it’s all vet chatter lol

[long iron]

I remember "John Darktide"

Was whatever white dude face set up with the slicked back black hair, no scars, m pro and recon lasgun iirc.

[gaunt wind]

Cadia stands whether they like it or not

[jaunty path]

First time being in a waffle house

[gloomy tartan]

I’ve only played my cutthroat veteran since I started playing darktide. Cadiaaaaaaaa

[lusty estuary]

enjoy.

[nimble glade]

Did you liked it?

[gloomy tartan]

I’m dedicated to cadia this shit ain’t nothing to me man

[long iron]

They had a whole thing for it years ago when they got the metrics for the most played archetype of the entire game

[nimble glade]

We just need Kasrkin

[lethal solstice]

I wish the shit talking cadia line didn't take 3 different vets to play

[nimble glade]

Fully armored Cadian plz and ty

[long iron]

I usually hear f loose cannon bullying the hell out of m cutthroat.

[gloomy tartan]

A kasrkin outfit in the shop when?

[nimble glade]

They're saving the best for last..

[gaunt wind]

All star special with hash browns please

[lusty estuary]

we kinda already have a set its just we don't have the helmet and mask with the actual visor

[jaunty path]

Getting breakfast at one in the morning is awesome

[lime beacon]

My favorite thing to buy from Waffle House is the meth from the parking lot

[gloomy tartan]

I’m wearing the Cadian knight commander fit looking like a tank captain from world war 1

[lusty estuary]

late night waffle house is like walking into the kingdom of heaven

[long iron]

"Why the long face? Thinking of home?"

"I don't want to talk about it."

"Awww cmon now" (or whatever they say)

"I said I don't want to talk about it"

Hilarious as hell.

[lusty estuary]

you just need to not be mean to the employees and you're going to be living a high point in your life

[long iron]

Straight to heart

[nimble glade]

If Darktide had friendly fire..

[gloomy tartan]

According to zealot voice lines my cutthroat man smiles sometimes

[nimble glade]

Truly immersive.

[lime beacon]

If darktide had friendly fire no match would ever get past launch

[gloomy tartan]

Or Maybie it was psyker i forget, the cutthroat called them a freak

[astral basin]

Paykers doing lightning hands, and its over

[long iron]

Cutthroat goes from batman proselytizing about cadia to sobbing the moment f loose cannon makes fun of it lmao.

[lethal solstice]

Little ball of PTSD and violence

[gloomy tartan]

I need to encounter this in game

[long iron]

"For cadia"

"LOL ded lobby getgud"

AAAAUGH

[nimble glade]

I remember Vermintide 2 friendly fire

[elder merlin]

Around the same time we get the Athonian Tunnel Rats

[gloomy tartan]

The cutthroat is a dog from the pound his home cadia blew up he trusts nothing nothing is safe attack all threats kill threats make me happy he’s a traumatized attack hound

[long iron]

I had a beautiful moment where I was ib and kerillian was doing her bullshit to him and I turned around and shot her dead in the face.

Whole lobby (even the elf) had a laugh

[jaunty path]

Isn't that still a thing

[gloomy tartan]

I read that as the fallout 3 tunnel snakes lmao

[gloomy tartan]

Who tf are the tunnel rats they sound cool tho :0?

[somber stream]

Squeakers

[long iron]

Kerillian: [Is racist in elf]

Bardin: [180 headshot]

[lethal solstice]

I love kerillian as a character so much

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine instigating the cutthroat into a crash out against a heretic by saying they talked shit bout cadia lol

[lime beacon]

M a y f l i e s

[lethal solstice]

Its so sad most people can't see past her being a prickly asshole

[elder merlin]

Imperial Guard Regiments from the planet Athonos, known for their expertise in urban combat and close-quarters fighting. They are recruited from the brutal gang warfare that takes place in the streets and sewers of Athonos' hydroponic gardens. They also favor meltaguns, flamers and demolition charges

[lime beacon]

L u m b e r f o o t

[astral laurel]

Interestingly enough, the major military responsible for forming a lot of the more modern urban combat doctrine was the Canadians in WWII Italy.

They called it mouseholing and would blow holes in walls between buildings rather than fight in the streets themselves.

Lots of grenades and hand to hand

[long iron]

She's my favorite character mechanically for what it's worth.

She's also interesting enough. A wash out elf outcast by elf standards who witnesses slaaneshian splendors horrors, is likely directly responsible for intervening in that little deployed group of imperial soldiers trying to travel to ubersreich, is also also more intimately tapped in to a lot of weird fucked up elvish prophecy shit due to her actual connection to that divine intrigue.

She's a disgraced reject taking on so much guilt and has such deep grief that she double downs on being an asshole as a buffer to her own feelings of deep inadequacy.

[lethal solstice]

I don't like most her careers

[marsh iris]

Markus Kruber the Feetknight

[long iron]

I hate how the internet uses the term, but kerillian is coping so unbelievably hard it's depressing

[lethal solstice]

I love all of the moments where she drops the mask and is genuine with the crew, like when kruber or sienna die

[jaunty path]

Tf does mayflies even mean

[lethal solstice]

Its a reference to humans relatively short lifespans

[jaunty path]

Ah

[marsh iris]

or maybe just insignificant insects

[astral laurel]

mayflies live for minutes once they reach adulthood. Enough time to mate and that's it

[lethal solstice]

A mayfly is an insect that lives for a single day or smth

[jaunty path]

Lmfao

[astral laurel]

Yeah some live for maybe up to a few days

[long iron]

It's a derogatory term used against non-elves (humans?) For their shorter life span. And adding to that insult since mayflies have insanely short lifespan

She's just being racist basically. More than a lot of the other cast.

[astral laurel]

But they're not long lived once they moult to adulthood

[long iron]

Eh, I guess the only ones that don't peddle in that loud and clear racism is like kruber and sienna.

[lethal solstice]

I feel like she only maintains the Mayfly thing as a bit

[long iron]

But kerillian unironically just yells slurs for some of her abilities like handmaiden.

[lethal solstice]

Maintained actually, she just calls everyone meat now

[long iron]

Well when she's in sister of the thorn

[lethal solstice]

All classes are considered their DLC career for story purposes now

[long iron]

Huh. Haven't played much coming back yesterday. I'm only used to the DLC class dialogue being exclusive to them at every step.

[astral basin]

Is this why everyone mains praises her as the meta pick? Slur funnies?

[lethal solstice]

Yeah as each career came out they were considered the canon option for how they appear and act off screen in like in lohners journal and in the recent story bits

[astral basin]

Caffeine imbibed. Work attempt. Not alive.

[long iron]

Can't speak for Gamers™ but maybe.

Mostly she's juat always been a very loudly strong pick. She's like the dex version of arbites in that way: doesn't matter what direction you go with her, she's not pressed for performance.

She also just has hella crazy stuff in her toolkit that pushes her further with a good pilot.

But other subclasses like whc last I checked were still much better.

[lethal solstice]

Also solves the problem of needing to explain the careers by tzeentchian fuckery

[somber stream]

I'm also cutting down coffee consumption as well, black tea just doesn't yield the same effect

[astral basin]

“We ubered the reich. We went home. Got medals for ubering the reich so hard. Came back. Except for sienna, she got killed by her evil twin.”

[blissful kiln]

the only Canon careers are 1st and 4th

the rest are tzeentch Ian fuckery

[long iron]

All careers save default and 4th are the main meat with others being a hard "what-if" kind of thing

[lethal solstice]

Yeah 2 and 3 are questionably canon based off of lohners journal

[blissful kiln]

maybe some specific ones, can you give an example?

[lethal solstice]

I do think its fun that 2 is the good (ish) ending and 3 is the bad ending

[astral basin]

So i was correct in thinking berserker dwarf was a bad class and shouldn’t exist nice

[blissful kiln]

I don't think kerillian turning into a dark elf for a week is canon

[lethal solstice]

Its questionable

[long iron]

In kerillians case, it's like

Waystalker: "proper" glade warrior elf ranger behavior who is tasking herself with ridding every single foul thing one arrow at a time

Handmaiden: prodigal return and esteemed acceptance

Shade: malicious duality 180 for the sake of Kain

Sister: hey so...I can see shit fr. It's looking grim...maybe I like that. Or do I?

[lethal solstice]

There's a journal entry that talks about it where Olesya talks about it at dinner or smth and creeps everyone the f out

[long iron]

She doesn't exactly turn into a dark elf, but rather adopts the teachings of kain and embraces that aspect of elvish multitudes.

And it physically starts presenting itself through her body ig.

[lethal solstice]

Elves are weird like that

[astral basin]

Sienna unchained and the blade mage
Wouldve been awesome if this was honestly her natural progression with salty boy
But. Shes too power hungry to be righteous. And her sister took over.

[lethal solstice]

I do think its fun that Kruber kind of subverts the pattern, or at least the perception of it

[long iron]

Idk warhammer fantasy lore like that at all so I'm missing a lot.

But as I understand it, elves im 40k are really deeply entrenched in the divine intrigue of wh because of their little pantheons and how their gods work in tandem with all this chaos shit.

[blissful kiln]

OK. but bardin turning into a slayer and then going back would be actually impossible. Slayers don't just become normal

[long iron]

Kruber is unique in that at no point does he ever really forsake his allegiance to Taal and his desire to remain a common man as a principle.

[lethal solstice]

Huntsman is actually better for him, he gets to live closer to Taal and outside of a regimented heriarchal society
Footknight is bad for him because he hates being in large scale command and dealing with nobles

[long iron]

Even as a grail knight.

[lusty estuary]

well, okay, they can but with how bardin is as a person if he just decided to become a slayer i don't think he'd ever walk that back

[blissful kiln]

that's my point

[lethal solstice]

Yeah the journal entry brings this one up specifically and it fucks with bardin a lot

[blissful kiln]

:/

[lusty estuary]

i kind of just hyperfocused on that last bit and didn't read the rest of your message lmaoo sorry

[long iron]

Bardin is completely in the guilt complex and self-loathing mines. He's a disgrace to himself as far as he can be concerned. He never really got over his son dying, him being overpowered and lost.

Slayer is like the worst possible outcome for him emotionally. He just gives up and resigns himself to the slayer cause

[lethal solstice]

I want to go find it but I'd be searching forever

Its an old ass blog post

[blissful kiln]

I really dislike fatshark "storytelling"

barely anything in-game. all in a forum blog post 💀

[long iron]

And yes, slayers do what they do till they die. Which is fine in vt2 since the subclasses act as a sort of what-if like i mentioned.

[lethal solstice]

If the lohners diary stuff was just hidden around the keep that would be fun

[twin flower]

Didnt even know there was deep lore until much later

[astral basin]

So instead, he withdraws and starts making bigger guns and more bombs

[lethal solstice]

Gods i need to go find the kruber with the steel chair render

[lusty estuary]

well this isn't really a fat shark specific issue and more so a problem with trying to tell a cohesive story through a genre where nothing is linear so it becomes a lot easier to try and tie things together with supplemental material. the problem i think fat shark has is they just never put any of this stuff in game

[jaunty path]

Is age of sigmar more humorous than 40k

[blissful kiln]

yes, that's why everyone makes fun of it

[lusty estuary]

kind of? it's a high fantasy setting so things are generally lighter in tone most of the time

[twin flower]

Well they got rats with guns, I'd imagine it is lmao

[blissful kiln]

age of sugma

[lusty estuary]

it isn't without its own grim moments but it isn't defined by them the way 40k is

[marsh iris]

sugma ravaged body

[long iron]

That's the outcast angle yeah. He's basically at the end of his rope. He's desperate and resorts to doing everything and anything he can think of to the point of pivoting to outcast engineer stuff since apparently dwarven society in 40k or at least where he's from frowns on that kind of straying from conventions due to circumstantial necessity (however real that really is) from what I've been told. Never read anything

[somber stream]

Arc raiders discord placed a 5 minutes cool down between text and completely disable media channel for newbs. Something happened lol

[odd shadow]

Emperor sugma

[long iron]

They usually go the external route so I agree it'll chip away at the oomph but typically they find ways of cycling that in through dialogue.

It's very similar to l4d's storytelling but to a more explicit degree since this is piggybacking off of wh shit.

[astral basin]

Oml

[stable nest]

I really hope the new update brings more then just a paid DLC.

I logged back in after a year long break and the character and weapon skins available are still just red and blue gunk

Please add more obtainable skins, chromas, and accessories. And I am not talking about penance rewards, just stuff you can buy with your hard earned gold

[lethal solstice]

OE as written is him delving into his past and deciding to go back to his original passion when he was young

[long iron]

Chaos waste arcs are pretty much predicated on characters finding themselves at odds with their own convictions and actions and the aubclasses reflect what that change means for them.

[somber stream]

To be fair, you can gain gold pretty easy, i got 15 mil without even trying

[green beacon]

theres def gonna be a new map probably among other things

[astral basin]

The 5 min slow is unsurprising
Its been like that off and on
Think the mods might be discord rotted

[long iron]

Ah. Was he shamed out of his tinkering?

[long iron]

Bardin is a character very wrapped up in caping for dwarven orthodoxy.

[lethal solstice]

His uncle (the engineer he was apprenticing under) died in a mine collapse or smth

[nimble glade]

We're getting a new map.

[median spruce]

We have had massive updates to nearly all classes friend, not to mention the weapons update

[elder merlin]

[lethal solstice]

Kruber becoming a grail knight is pretty left field but explained by him finding out who his father is and then going questing

[elder merlin]

[astral basin]

Id think the exile is more self imposed
Dwarves as a fantasy stone is very traditional

[long iron]

I see. Genuinely never read on that one for him.

[odd shadow]

FRIENDLY DONT SHOOT

[somber stream]

🕺

[lethal solstice]

Warrior Priest is fucking Be'Lakor trying to start a crisis of faith in saltz and pushing him to the chaos wastes, but in doing so saltz overcomes trial of faith and actually gets sigmars attention and becomes a real warrior priest

[median spruce]

Preceedes to still shot

[long iron]

Yeah. There's dialogue iirc where bardin gets caught in compounding lies. He often just deflects though.

[pseudo timber]

powerfist weapom imcluded in dlc guys i swear

[stable nest]

Not talking about the class update - I truly enjoy the new stuff believe me, but specifically the cosmetics that you can buy from the vendor. The weapon skins and character outfits are lackluster

[long iron]

Like with ranger veteran, he's basically lying to himself and convincing himself that he has to redeem himself through being part of the 5.

[lethal solstice]

Kerillian tries to go back to the weave and see what she can do to protect it in the face of the end times but bites off a bit more than she could chew

[median spruce]

Mtx is ephemeral, gameplay loop is forever

[lethal solstice]

And necromancer is uhhhhhh
Possession
Thats it

[long iron]

Me when I see the handiwork of she who thirsts

[nimble glade]

Immediately starts shooting

[fast gorge]

My goon fit is terrible.

No cap, no suspenders, no hidden weapons, no large trench coat. Barely even a henchman. Fuck my villain life.

[long iron]

I wonder what the fuck she saw to literally have cursed eyes lmao

[green beacon]

why do you need suspenders and a large trench coat to goon bro that might just be a skissue

[nimble glade]

Don't worry, December 2nd coming soon.

[somber stream]

-# Hey Raider!

[marsh iris]

silence means consent to shooting

[lethal solstice]

I'm kind of surprised I remember all of this

Also, my favorite bit about the dlc classes is it makes kruber even more poetically tragic

[jaunty path]

Is there a waffle house in age of sigmar

[lusty estuary]

no

[jaunty path]

Why

[acoustic pebble]

Yes. It's wherever the Fyreslayers are

[lusty estuary]

there's waffle houses in warhammer fantasy though

[nimble glade]

Shooting with malicious intent intensifies

[elder merlin]

[fast gorge]

im in the cannibal plains right now.

[somber stream]

Squeakers

[astral basin]

Hey raider! No.

[acoustic pebble]

Yo what's up?!

[fast gorge]

this place SUCKS!!!

[elder merlin]

[lusty estuary]

there's at least one waffle house every 20 miles in the chaos wastes

the only reason norscans don't just end it all

[marsh iris]

i sometimes hide in the bushes and ambush them with "Hey Raider!"

[fast gorge]

waffle house surviving sheerly off of apocalypse-aura when its food is D-Tier

[nimble glade]

BASED

[astral basin]

Istg the average player sounds like a squeaker only bc saw the setting on tiktok or YouTube and turned it on wo playing w the setting

[little marten]

Morning

[acoustic pebble]

Best part of this update is that tomorrow is pointless so I can go binge drinking, Friday we get the gameplay releases, the weekend is a breeze because I'll be ready for it, Monday we might get release trailer, and Tuesday is the day I scum all over the place

[nimble glade]

Good morning herald of nurgle.

[fast gorge]

there is no game

[somber stream]

Kos

New drip in store today i think (arc)

[lusty estuary]

those waffle house employees don't learn that complicated ass plate organizational system and get attacked for you to say this about the food. step off.

[acoustic pebble]

I know you are a liar, and I'm good at sniffing out liars

I go on Twitter occasionally

[marsh iris]

sniffing liars, freaaakkyyyy

[somber stream]

What do liars smell like

[misty trench]

Huntsman is also based

[acoustic pebble]

They smell like a cologne they bought at a ROSS and say it came from Macy's

[fast gorge]

waffle house got two things:

street fighter level

"yoo if society collapsed waffle house will still be open"

it might as well be the nuka world fallout 4 dlc

[lusty estuary]

you just won the internet my friend

[acoustic pebble]

Waffle house is the CAUSE of societal collapse

[somber stream]

So a Albanian car seller

[fast gorge]

do not invalidate me by comparing me to a redditor.

there will be lawyers involved.

[long iron]

I'd need to refresh. I actually got pretty into vt2 lore tbh.

[marsh iris]

waffle house would thrive in the hive

[lusty estuary]

lets all hold hands and play total war warhammer 3 together

[acoustic pebble]

More like a Greek car seller

[green beacon]

they should add friendly fire to darktide

[astral basin]

Kruber as a character will always be the “town guarc folk hero” to me
Hes a soldier and aristocrat only when he feels like he has to be, and doesnt care about the fine details of hierarchy

[fast gorge]

only if i can spam black orks

[south mica]

deithland update my beloved, empire run #80000 here i come

[somber stream]

Wrong reply

[long iron]

sure fuck it lol

[acoustic pebble]

The true neutral grounds

[lusty estuary]

i exclusively play chaos dwarfs so deathstack away it won't be a problem for me

[rare pulsar]

Recon las mains will wtart malding

[somber stream]

"You weak sperm"

[green beacon]

still fit tbh

[lethal solstice]

He's a peer of the realm only when he has to be or if its funny

[long iron]

He actually lowkey steps out of line even as a foot knight by clearly displaying Taal's name. He never really fucks with sigmar.

[fast gorge]

KILL RECON LAS MAINS

[lusty estuary]

what is it about the recon lasgun that does that to people

[fast gorge]

i dont like that it completely overshadows the inf lasgun

[little marten]

Wonder if we’ll get some hive scum gameplay from someone with eyes today

[long iron]

It's a highly accessible and meta-friendly pick and newer players that maybe want a closer experience to other games pick it up.

[rare pulsar]

If friendly fire was a thing recon las mains would have to learn to solo

[green beacon]

they see like a billion (whats the term for laser ammo) and say "well i paid for the whole gun"

[rare pulsar]

Cause theyll have killed their entire team in 4 seconds

[long iron]

It's pretty much the L4d assault rifle pick by a wide margin.

[fast gorge]

blowing the local zealot's back out (with a bolter)

[somber stream]

The akimbo looks a bit clunky

[long iron]

Didn't vt1 have melee friendly fire at some point during development or something like that?

[marsh iris]

na blow them up front

[fast gorge]

take aim at the second man, missing him entirely and nailing the arbitrator's dog because the recoil is massive.

[long iron]

K-9 unit destroyed. We gottem

[acoustic pebble]

I aim to be the best akimbo in the hive

[fast gorge]

I dont like dogs.

[long iron]

They're okay.

I hate video game dog enemies.

[fast gorge]

They deserve it.

[lusty estuary]

well, see, no, those people are fine. like i can't get mad at newer players who struggle to get how to use their kit effectively, i mean like the vets who are like +500 levels over 30 who run the optimal recon lasgun setup and who walk, no sprinting, no dodging, and never use their melee

[long iron]

lol

[lusty estuary]

i'm not being hyperbolic when i say half the people i run into who run the recon lasgun do this and they die for it every single time

[fast gorge]

Give me a build with NO SOUL

[astral basin]

I wouldnt say dogs deserve it. Even if I have an above healthy fear for them.

[long iron]

I do it and don't go down. But I do use melee often.

[green beacon]

its cathartic to hear the pewpewpewpewpew

[long iron]

One cannot live on Shock Trooper and nosh alone.

[fast gorge]

im too good.....i never die....

[tulip kettle]

Ogryn Balls

[lusty estuary]

the recon lasgun can do a lot on its own but you can't use only it all the time you have to use your primary method of hurting things

[acoustic pebble]

One must consume the nearest mechadendrite

[pseudo timber]

doggone right

[quartz plank]

Long live the infantry Lasgun

[green beacon]

yeah but counterpoint taking out your melee immediately lowers pewpewpewpewpew stocks

[fast gorge]

i be roundhouse kicking traitors

[lusty estuary]

you lower my pewpew stocks.

[astral basin]

I miss old vet, when people were using infinite anmo crit las
I never got to, but i liked the pacing much more
Now im spam dodging backwards spraying into the hoard screaming “GET THEM OFF MEEEEEEEE”

[fast gorge]

considering my main classes are zealot and ogryn i can never NOT just run into any horde i see.

[acoustic pebble]

Male HS: Spots a Plague Ogryn "Don't worry lads! We can take it!"

Fem HS: "Oh, I can take it alright."

Male HS: "In a fight right?"

Fem HS: "..."

Male HS: "....RIGHT?!"

[lime beacon]

[astral basin]

Me when i saw a crusher on zealot

[long iron]

I can'tcondone nurgle monster fuckery.

[tulip kettle]

I can

[acoustic pebble]

I'm worried too

[tulip kettle]

Good morning sister

[astral basin]

Literally diseased

[long iron]

Hey look dude.

Fuck an imperium I'm getting my flamer. Hate nurgle so much lmao.

[tulip kettle]

Nah. Need Rinda

[long iron]

plagueomancy is only cool when I do it

[long iron]

That raggedy bitch istg I hate her. Never got over that enderman ass shit she pulled the first time I met her.

[tulip kettle]

Turns me on

[lusty estuary]

when the beast of nurgle goes back to the warp and stews over how much it hates you and you specifically and comes back as a rotfly you'll all be singing a different tune...

[long iron]

I just turned around. No bullshit. And I just see some fucking weirdo standing perfectly still just staring at me just to do that lunge and tsart her shit. Had it out for her ever since.

[somber stream]

That's hot

[fast gorge]

i would juzt uhhhhh masterstrike her with a longsword probably

[long iron]

I be fucking her ass up in that boss fight. I only play arbites to play with her and exploit perfect block just to prove a point.

[acoustic pebble]

Prof Vet: "Look alive gang! We got heretics to crush, so stay focused!"

Fem HS: "How come you never scream at ME like that?"

Prof Vet: "I- don't get what you mean..."

Fem HS: "I mean you always sound quieter when we-"

Prof Vet: "Can we NOT talk about this now?!"

[fast gorge]

we are NOT doing strike team fanfiction

[tulip kettle]

We apparently are actually

[lusty estuary]

i will and you can't stop me

[acoustic pebble]

These are in the game

[fast gorge]

i refuse to believe you

[somber stream]

When your character have more action than you ever will

[acoustic pebble]

Arbite: "Scum. I kindly ask you do not feed my mastiff again!"

HS: "Oi! Don't worry copper, It's nutritous-like!"

Arbite: "You tried to feed it your stimm...."

HS: "Yeah? Why? What do YOU feed it?"

[long iron]

Proof.

[acoustic pebble]

My source is I made it the fuck up

[long iron]

...which personality is doing this? That's the only thing I care about.

[tulip kettle]

I want my hive scum to be called Fent-Leaner

[fast gorge]

What if the freaks are not to be trusted?!

[acoustic pebble]

Auth Arbites and Outlaw HS

[fast gorge]

agitator....agitator my beloved...

[tulip kettle]

They were talking about the other I'm pretty sure with the veteran

[acoustic pebble]

Def anarchist HS and Professional Vet

[long iron]

I've already killed you in my mind. Farewell.

[acoustic pebble]

Fucking dies

[fast gorge]

My fucking pancakes.

[tulip kettle]

If there's not gay hive scum X Arbitrator I'm going to be severely disappointed

[acoustic pebble]

Maybe not gay, but the Hive Scum is TOTALLY gonna hit on the arbites

[long iron]

25k years in the immortal pain sphere. Your torment: to be plagued by hateful lego mimics that contort themselves into parasitic calcified caltrops that make your nervous system even more sensitive to your skin touching legos. Your plane is filled with legos and you are unable to find shoes.

This is only within the first 5 hours that feel like a millenia.

[jaunty path]

Whos hype for fem ganger jenkem

[acoustic pebble]

Hah! Jokes on you, I don't have shoes!!

[jaunty path]

Market are you hype for fem ganger jenkem

[teal kernel]

yeah arbites will hit back

[tulip kettle]

Jonkler

[acoustic pebble]

I'd love to see that. Best part is it'll totally throw the Hive Scum off guard

[acoustic pebble]

I don't think Market likes us Scummers

[teal kernel]

i meant like a punch but its possible

[tulip kettle]

Shhhhh Jakka is lost in the sauce bro

[long iron]

HS is actually hype for me. Missus is just hitting me with jenkem jokes. She is being boiled in oil. 🙂

[acoustic pebble]

Oh I've been lost in the sauce eons ago. I'm just currently more active in it

[fast gorge]

a scrumptious meal

[long iron]

Would anyone else like to be placed in to the Immortal Pain Sphere?

[tulip kettle]

Couple goals

[acoustic pebble]

ME!!

[jaunty path]

You are the only person here that knows what jenkem is and I HATE IT

[long iron]

You have already been placed. Request denied. Perish.

[acoustic pebble]

Place me in their again. No balls. You won't.

[long iron]

I am fulfilled cursed by an assortment of actual knowledge. I know a lot of bullshit that is just sitting in the back of my head. Frivolous bullshit

[jaunty path]

JENKEM FOR THE GOD EMPEROR! PERCS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE!!!

[acoustic pebble]

Well of course, you're inhaling LITERAL sh-
Banned

[long iron]

You're going into the Pain Cube. This is ridiculous.

[jaunty path]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[long iron]

I just gotta come up with something.

[jaunty path]

I am so PUMPED to name my ganger Jenkem Fiend FUCK

[long iron]

Total sensory deprevation for now on standby. embrace the artificial void.

[acoustic pebble]

Just inject em with a jenkem stimm. A JenCHEM if you will

[long iron]

You don't want the Corrections Triangle.

[tulip kettle]

Crack Fiend

[jaunty path]

PUT THAT SHIT IN MY VEINS!!!!!!!

[long iron]

I got shapes for all you mfkers.

[acoustic pebble]

Injects three stimms of JenCHEMS

[jaunty path]

https://tenor.com/view/jenkem-chicken-jockey-jack-black-minecraft-movie-minecraft-gif-10424918688206760465

[astral basin]

Idk why i read “ass”…

Jenkem jockey hits better than jenkem fiend ngl

[nimble glade]

🗣️ I'm Lexing it until Hive Scum launches!

[long iron]

We got the Immortal Pain Sphere, the Pain Cube, the Corrections Triangle. Hell I got a Rehabilitation Dodecahedron but yall not acting right so...

[jaunty path]

Jenkem Fiend says I'm an absolute FIEND for jenkem

[astral basin]

I wanna see a lotta cops on hive release

[nimble glade]

🗣️ Then When Hive Scum launches, I'll be Ganging it! Or Scumming it?! I'll figure something out. Whatever sticks the best.

[long iron]

2077 xp fodder in the 41st millenium

[acoustic pebble]

YOU'LL BE HIVING IT

[somber stream]

I bet we'll have another audio bug again. Hive gang will be too shy to speak

[acoustic pebble]

I'll pick up that slack

[acoustic pebble]

Autistically screams in mic all game

[astral basin]

Too busy letting the drugs ride out their system. Noone knows how they passed the drug test

[acoustic pebble]

Hive Scum be like: "A wot test?"

[karmic idol]

Man I just played thru the laggiest mission ever

[acoustic pebble]

It makes you harder to hit

[astral basin]

Whatre you a narc? The shit we do tbey dont test for

[wooden creek]

The air in the Mourningstar is full of stimms already, I think the scum will like the place

[karmic idol]

I mean, I didn't die so, maybe

[acoustic pebble]

Jakka HS: "Smells off..." Invents air spray stimm

[tulip kettle]

Omg I played it in my old xbox (Auric Karnak twins) my xbox fucking exploded

[somber stream]

The entire community opted for eating nurgle infested food and is still alive and kicking, we'll be fine with a bit of stimm

[karmic idol]

Genuinely considered just leaving it tho because it was a genuine slide show like 90% of the time

[acoustic pebble]

Perfect! Now you don't need to burden yourself of owning an Xbox

[arctic shoal]

Consoles stinky

[acoustic pebble]

My bar gave me three tokens of free drinks. I shall take advantage

[tulip kettle]

Nah I have the newest Xbox now so when the prices go up I can sell it for the price it'd be bought at originally and get a pc as well since I got the xbox on a discount too

[acoustic pebble]

Ahh, a fellow Scummer

[acoustic pebble]

Based af

[karmic idol]

I just posted a clip of it in the pics and vids channel

[astral basin]

I think thats an ability yes
You aerosol the air around you so your mates can get your stim effect

[tulip kettle]

Anyways I have school. Cya fellas

[acoustic pebble]

Cya trapper!!

[tulip kettle]

Have a good day you stinky fucks ❤️

[jaunty path]

Go get educated nerd

[astral basin]

It was 51-49 thank you

[acoustic pebble]

No, it just makes YOU smell like air freshener

[acoustic pebble]

Oh you'll want the GOOD shit I'm cooking

[somber stream]

I can't help but resent the mods for not making a #Cook-tide channel

[karmic idol]

What? I didn't realize that I was saving nurgle infested food

[somber stream]

You are part of the problem

[marsh iris]

gurgle my nurlge

[karmic idol]

Yk it makes sense why everyone I played with destroyed it instead

Literally no one explained Why they destroyed it or said anything About me saving it

[astral basin]

We have #pet-tide but no #food-tide

[somber stream]

Did you not see the thing produce a sus looking green gas when you pick them up

[astral basin]

HANK WHERE YOU AT

[acoustic pebble]

So far I got: Milk stimms, Air freshener stimms, Astartes stimms, Glue stimms, Red eyed stimms, Runt flavored Bobber stimms, Necron tears stimms, Weed stimms, Ketamine stimms, Healing (with fent) stimms, femboy stimms...

[karmic idol]

Shi everything be producing weird ass stuff

[acoustic pebble]

Yeah I can literally cook any stimm you want

[karmic idol]

I just thought it was normal yk

[fast gorge]

slop-tide

[somber stream]

Me and nurgle actually had a talk with mods about this sometime ago
Aquila said they'll add the channel the moment Fatshark fix their game

[acoustic pebble]

Gas Bomber: Throws a gas grenade

Hive Scum: "It's free real estate"

[somber stream]

So we'll just have to wait till the heat death of the universe for Food-tide

[acoustic pebble]

Since the Hive Scum is a glass cannon, I wonder how much toughness they'll get

[karmic idol]

Also low-key I already eat weird green food (I fucking LOVE pistachios so much)

[blissful kiln]

they wouldn't give a dlc class low hp

[acoustic pebble]

We're fine with being expendable

Unless a bro is doing a no deaths run, then we lock tf in. Like NO STIMMS runs

[tulip kettle]

I hope not much

And yes I'm back for a few minutes. On da bus

[acoustic pebble]

Yeah I doubt we'll get a lot

[acoustic pebble]

STAY!!

plz?

[somber stream]

I bet you're the type to put avocado in your Salad

[astral basin]

“When they fix their game”

[tulip kettle]

Sorry Jakka I can't :<

I'll be back in three hours since I'm a bit special though don't worry ❤️

[acoustic pebble]

Noooo! I'll (probably) be asleep by then!!

[karmic idol]

I actually really dislike avocados and salad, tbf I am also traumatized by the salads my school gave me

[somber stream]

Understandable, school food sucks

[tulip kettle]

Anyways cya guys have a great day. Also remember Jakkie is stinky (and so are you) ❤️❤️❤️

[acoustic pebble]

Okay serious question for all: What type of Genre do the
Outlaw
Bounty Hunter
Anarchist
Hive Scum listen to?

[acoustic pebble]

Don't blame me for sniffing Hadrons wirings

[trim gate]

chat ineedtoask

[tulip kettle]

@low hemlock

[acoustic pebble]

He's my boi. He won't save you

[karmic idol]

Fuck there is a Very specific like, genre I'm thinking of but can't remember what it is

[acoustic pebble]

I'm def thinking Hardstyle

[karmic idol]

Aughh it's a like, I'm very bad with genres but I wanna say an like maybe grunge British punk rock?

[acoustic pebble]

Like Sex Pistols?

[karmic idol]

For the hive scum in particular

[wooden creek]

Outlaw solely listens to country songs with the phrase "ice cold beer" in them, bounty hunter listens to Daily Moneymaking Affirmations For Increased Wealth, Anarchist goes for powerviolence

[somber stream]

Hard bass

[karmic idol]

Surprisingly never heard of them but probably

[acoustic pebble]

My guess is the Hive Scum def jam to Caramelldansen in public with no shame

[karmic idol]

Yk lemme just turn em on rq

[acoustic pebble]

I highly recommend Holidays in the Sun

[astral basin]

Club music
Rock
Punk

[karmic idol]

Man there too quiet (but like genuinely, I absolutely Blast my music)

[acoustic pebble]

Your ears need a fixing

[karmic idol]

Yeah probably honestly

It's weird how my hearing works honestly, like I'm either completely death or I can genuinely hear ants skaddling about

[acoustic pebble]

Will make a stimm to fix your ears

I just need you to pee in a cup

[karmic idol]

They do sound pretty damn good tho

[karmic idol]

I'll give you my ear liquid instead

[acoustic pebble]

That works!

[karmic idol]

Ok well now I'm curious what it's called so I'ma Google it

[somber stream]

I have decided to have a happy meal for lunch today

[jaunty path]

This man brok asf 🥀

[delicate vapor]

got arc raiders and the game aint too bad ( for now)

[karmic idol]

Apparently it's called endolymph and perilymp

[somber stream]

Hey Raider

[delicate vapor]

my raider name is drpeppersigma67

[acoustic pebble]

Nah. He just knows a cuisine when he sees one

[astral basin]

Dont shoot! Wanna team up?

[delicate vapor]

[acoustic pebble]

Hive Scummers definitely jam to Hardstyle and Hardbass

And Caramelldansen

[hard star]

Praying there is possibility for a demo specialist build for hive scum

"YOU GET A GRENADE! YOU GET A GRENADE! EVERY KARKING HERETIC GETS A GRENADE!"

[astral basin]

No. Negative.

[delicate vapor]

hmmmmmm

[astral basin]

Heres hoping. You get a rocket, which looks like a mildly amped grenade on impact ngl

[hard star]

Dont compare the glorious "I CAST REGULAR MISSILE." to a measly grenade

[astral basin]

Practice social distancing for sure

[delicate vapor]

idm the team up just give me bandages

[astral basin]

Look. All im saying is. The rockets look comparable to cod rockets
Which is funny one on one. But not for infantry use

[somber stream]

EU 'team up' gave me trust issue

Also yes the rocket is very underwhelming, it look AND sounds like a fart

[delicate vapor]

im on oce servers so team ups are ok

[acoustic pebble]

Hive Gangers be like: https://youtu.be/e2sX5L-VURE?si=RWxR9r8_F6Qzz20D

[astral basin]

When i finish my quests i need to change the game audio to an angry language so that i ONLY have trust issues

[nimble glade]

McDonald's is actually expensive nowadays.

Ramen is the cheapest rations.

[delicate vapor]

i forgot i had the female voice changer on

[astral basin]

Raise the vc to type 4+
Or you sound like a squeaker
We kos squeakers here

[astral basin]

Matches the aesthetic then

[delicate vapor]

[delicate vapor]

need to go check if I did choose that one

[arctic shoal]

Why do you have the discord voice changer on

[long iron]

Always has been.

[astral basin]

Arc raiders

[arctic shoal]

[somber stream]

It's the ingame voice changer in Arc raiders, you can catfish people by pretending to be Grill gamerz

[arctic shoal]

So like the discoed one

[somber stream]

"Don't shoot UwU"

[nimble glade]

🗣️ Don't shoot!

shoots anyways

[somber stream]

Shoot always.

[long iron]

Nu spaghetti = two packs of cup/pouch ramen, some diced up hot dogs and a line of Saúce le Tomatoé

[somber stream]

Best Ramen brand?

[astral basin]

Honestly i should put it on female.
Increase the likelihood of not getting shot while i ramble and loot

[long iron]

Whichever remains in the tenths decimal price range.

[somber stream]

You have to balance it out between the price, texture and taste

[long iron]

Hunger is the best spice.

[somber stream]

And for me it's Shin Ramyeon

[long iron]

Balduk is nice. There's some other noodle brand but I forgot the name. Chinese and honestly fucking dope.

[astral basin]

Im a slave to maruchan

[long iron]

Forgot what makes the broth the broth so just make/use leftover rice, set up a nice egg and finish off the rest like that after ending the noodles.

[marsh iris]

Hey Raider..

[somber stream]

I'm blessed with the ability to make a killer ramen broth

[astral basin]

How does one egg their ramen?

[long iron]

Only pain in the ass for me is getting access to some of what I need.

[somber stream]

By putting it in last minute, stove off, stir well

[long iron]

I mean. You really can just fry an egg and throw it on there.

You can also cook it into the broth itself while stirring slowly if you want. But forgot what else I ever did with it.

[somber stream]

You can also make a batch of ramen eggs for the entire week. Goes with anything

[astral basin]

I remember hearing that you can cook an egg in the broth of a noodle cup when you are done eating
I remember trying it but. Unseasoned. Just. Egg.

[marsh iris]

sous vide them eggs

[somber stream]

I used to woo a coworker with that egg alone and it almost worked too

[long iron]

Yeah. Learning ramen eggs is just poaching eggs then tossing it into a bath of

Forgot uh...soy sauce sugar and some other shit. Check some websites and see.

[somber stream]

Mirin, soy sauce, sugar, garlic

[marsh iris]

did someone said garlic

[long iron]

Yeah, that's one basic setup.

[feral vessel]

good morning or whatever time it is over at your place
what heresy is being discussed here at this fine time

[long iron]

There's other things that you can do with it but mirin changes the flavor a lot.

[astral basin]

GARLIC

[feral vessel]

garlic bread or just garlic in general

[long iron]

Raw garlic is nice.

[somber stream]

Yes, you can play around the thing with various kind of spice, also garlic is based overall so no need to pick

[astral basin]

Bread particularly
If no bread raw is ok

[feral vessel]

i ate raw garlic once
didnt like too much unfortunately

[somber stream]

You don't eat the thing alone raw, you mix them with other stuff like bread and ham or raw pork

[long iron]

I only really eat raw ingredients as a tasting metric for myself.

Eating some ingredients raw can tell you how it's going to cook in a dish sometimes.

[feral vessel]

trying to download rogue trader on a school pc was a mistake
2 hour download

[astral basin]

I dont eat enough pork to know what part of the pig i can stand

[feral vessel]

also im not entirely sure if this rustbucket can even run it

[somber stream]

You don't eat pork a lot?

[astral basin]

If i ate anything tbw
Pork is low on the list

[long iron]

Plenty abstain from it

[somber stream]

I see, understandable

[astral basin]

I prefer turkey by an far
Turkey just doesnt prefer me

[feral vessel]

i find chicken or duck to be preferable to pork

[astral basin]

Never had duck

[somber stream]

Chicken is the safe pick for most, yeah

[feral vessel]

few bits of the pig actually taste pretty good though

[feral vessel]

its like. saltish sweet flavour? mixes pretty well with mayo

[somber stream]

Pork is the dominant kind of meat here

[astral basin]

Ham is alright in moderation
I cant really bother with pork chops. Or bacon for that matter

[somber stream]

The average German have about 36kg of pork per year

[feral vessel]

oink oink

[astral basin]

Now the question is. Did licht have a pet pig

[marsh iris]

garlic is so based

[somber stream]

I don't, and won't

[feral vessel]

i am convinced garlic bread was bestowed upon mankind by a higher power

[somber stream]

Stop, please. I already have garlic bread for 3 days now

[arctic shoal]

Pig skin is pretty great addition to soups and stews

But if you don't like fat it can also be done on a pan with no oil and then dried with a piece of paper to drain all of it

Torreznos are how we call them if u wish to look it up

[somber stream]

You can also fry them and store to use later as snack

[marsh iris]

[astral basin]

Most stores you walk into in my area has pork skins or baconettes

[delicate vapor]

was trying to ride on an arc or like that big robot spider thing

[astral basin]

Chicharrones

[delicate vapor]

I died but I finished the quest in the end so I couldnt care about my loot

[somber stream]

One of my neighbor is a Chinese woman from Sichuan region in China, every year around jan/ feb i would come over and help her with the prepping for Chinese new year cookings

[astral basin]

Thats

Soon™

[somber stream]

The stuff i receive in return would usually cost me up to 5-600 euro if i choose to order from China lol

There was also this one Mexican dude who taught me how to taco but he moved to Berlin, big mistake

[marsh iris]

get some of the szechuan peppercorns

[astral basin]

Ngl. Mexican pit roast is interesting

Had some neighbors that kept goats for holiday feats.

[somber stream]

I can't ever get around goat meat, the smell is intense

[astral basin]

Yeah. I was given a sample but. I didnt know what to make of it. Especially now that its been a long time since ive seen them

[little marten]

ARC SHOP WHEN

[astral basin]

Soon™

Wait. Dec 2nd is a tuesday

Chews-day

[silver mango]

Toosday

[delicate vapor]

[acoustic pebble]

Arc Raider class when

[low hemlock]

Holy based

[marsh iris]

blow raspberries in her wirings

[acoustic pebble]

Listening to Hardstyle makes me psyched for Hive Scum. Someone tell Jesper Kyd to make a warhammer 40k Hardstyle track

[low hemlock]

Finding more than just raspberries under that old robes of hers 😳

[wispy wadi]

[marsh iris]

its all RIPE

[acoustic pebble]

I too wish to have her wirings upon my cankle

[wispy wadi]

[low hemlock]

it…its…so…B I G 💦

[acoustic pebble]

Just imagine reject, what those seven armpits must smell like

[wispy wadi]

[delicate vapor]

[wispy wadi]

[marsh iris]

carbonized motor oil maybe

[acoustic pebble]

God I hope

[rocky radish]

There is a task I hope we can all agree on. Something of the utmost importance

Whoever posts first in the new hive scum channel has to post something funny

[acoustic pebble]

Anarchist HS: "Oi, you lot ever talk to that Hadron?"

Cutthroat Vet: "Only when she's maintaining my weapons. Why? You actually got a convo out of her?"

Anarchist HS: "She's been looking at me hair. Makes me wonder what she'd look with the same style"

Cutthroat Vet: "You're a strange one, more than the witch mate..."

New objective unlocked: Give Hadron ganger hair

[astral basin]

I. Had a thought. And came here to be shocked out of it by the typical degeneracy that i should have expected

[marsh iris]

mohawk, made of a huge cog

[acoustic pebble]

It's haircuts, not a slaaneshi thing

[astral basin]

Before

[rocky radish]

Simple minds, simple pleasures

[acoustic pebble]

Oh yeah, take me to the gallows

[astral basin]

Twin chain links

[elder merlin]

[humble laurel]

I don’t think an Admech is interested in hairstyles tbh given their nature and beliefs

[acoustic pebble]

I got a HS and Arbite transcript ready to go at all times

[acoustic pebble]

Then it'll be a funny prank

[astral basin]

“Who needs hair when you have tubes and wires linked directly to your brain”

[humble laurel]

Angron basically had it as both

[wispy wadi]

I read that as armpit conscript

[acoustic pebble]

I can make one for that too

[humble laurel]

What’s with all these kinks

[acoustic pebble]

Welcome to the Darktide discord. We're all rejects for one reason or another

[sleek harness]

Why we got a Arasaka corpo here

[humble laurel]

Bro the only armpits that smell good in Darktide lore is likely Shipmaster Brahms and for good reason

[steady flare]

no way she cleans hers

[marsh iris]

inquisition let me out of the cell, this is their mistake

[humble laurel]

She’s the only one that can afford perfume and deodorant

[somber stream]

Woa we are NOT ready for armpit talks

[lament dagger]

I have one weird thing I'm into and holy SHIT it is way more normal than the other shit I have heard about

[humble laurel]

Anything’s better than Nurgle’s armpit

Yes even the armpit of an Ogryn

[somber stream]

I'm making faces, you can't see it but I'm making faces

[amber delta]

Nurgle's armpit is also making faces

[gloomy tartan]

What’s with the pit talk guys

[humble laurel]

And they also giggle

[gloomy tartan]

I watch two movies and I return to pit talk srsly ?

[acoustic pebble]

I'm more interested in her flapjacks

[lament dagger]

happy tanksgivin

[humble laurel]

Her flapjacks begin at the armpits

[amber delta]

happy Hanksgiving

[humble laurel]

Happy thanksgiving

[acoustic pebble]

Happy Shanksgiving!

[acoustic pebble]

So THAT'S why she has that coat on

[lament dagger]

It'd be great if she was just super sexy under the outfit
I like shattered expectations
And sexy ladies

[acoustic pebble]

I like ones who demean me

[humble laurel]

She can afford the virus bomb-sized implants and Gloriana class-butt lift

[acoustic pebble]

I am a scummer at heart, but a Varlet in Hadrons

[humble laurel]

Hadrons given she’s mostly probably metal probably smell alright as well

If she got more flesh she will be stinky

[amber delta]

it's scummin time

[astral basin]

Musty

Gross

[humble laurel]

Well based off the Mechanicum Horus Heresy novel they all stank even 10,000 years ago

[little marten]

Get it get it squaaaark

[lament dagger]

Incense smell

[low hemlock]

nah i say statistically it be Hadron

considering the lore and dialogue at had, Hadron as aged like a fine wine Cougar so the very smell would be intoxicating

[astral basin]

My eyes

[humble laurel]

She probably just smell of oil and metal bro

[low hemlock]

Hadron still got flesh underneath

[acoustic pebble]

What's wrong with that?

[somber stream]

Oh yeah, it's #Degen-chat time

[humble laurel]

Man how’d you know

[acoustic pebble]

Man this Hardstyle is making me wanna Scum so hard rn

[somber stream]

[acoustic pebble]

Relax mate is jus' music. Oi, 'ave a stimm

[low hemlock]

The Zealots themselves said it quote:

Female Zealot: “I notice the Tech-Priest got new impants! Wonder how old she is”
Male Zealot: “The Tech-Priest has been blessed with great age!”

✨MommaHagron✨

[humble laurel]

It’s a different kind of implants but ok

[low hemlock]

[lament dagger]

Implants just makes me think she got cyborg boobs

[astral basin]

Does anyone get grotmas off?

[humble laurel]

Same

I guess it got gyros so it shake in perfect rhythm

[lament dagger]

I am now having a stroke

[humble laurel]

Wdym stroke

[lament dagger]

:|
I'm dyin

I already have 3 inches of snow outside
It will only get worse
It's the packed ice shit, too

[fallen tree]

i wish we had snowfall here 😔

[lament dagger]

It pretty until you heard all the ambulances
That's what happened today, hope everyone is or was okay

[low hemlock]

Also there’s this favorite Zealot dialogue I managed to catch that confirms ✨MommaHagron✨ is more than just metal

Fanatic Zealot: “The Tech-Prisest’s implants seem to be new. Although her flesh looks withered.“

[humble laurel]

Time to have those rejuvenat treatments the Imperial nobles love so much

[fallen tree]

i mean i just tuned in, if something happened i hope people are okay. i live in west Aus, only ever saw snow for 14 days in new zealand. just tired of 40c+ days 😔

[little marten]

Should arc raiders pvpers be put on the offender register?!?!!!

[low hemlock]

oh~ I’d love to see that

[somber stream]

Where's the store rotation

[fallen tree]

only those who call friendly and are not friendly 😠

[lament dagger]

Understandable. That sounds worse than the snow I've gotta put up with.

[round mica]

are reports actually acted on, theres 3 blatant racists in the mourningstar chat

[somber stream]

Clearly i was talking about Arc Raiders

[rare pulsar]

Lol no

[round mica]

i'll just report their steam accounts then

[lament dagger]

I've had an okay experience on console so far with people not murdering me.

[fallen tree]

6ft snowed in sounds shit too, ngl. i wish for the nice middle ground where everything is pretty hehe

[little marten]

Come to crossplay spaceport 😈

[lament dagger]

I'm pretty sure I have crossplay on. I'm a little goober spaceman, so I probably just get spared for that. I feel like people don't have the heart to make me sad.

[elder merlin]

Fuck that, community already got toxic enough on playstation without involving xbox and pc to the mix

[lament dagger]

I waddle everywhere with a pistol doing quests, so people usually just say "don't shoot" and leave me be.

[drowsy prawn]

what are you saying paul, we here all degens on PC or something, you take that back

[elder merlin]

Yes

[fallen tree]

i heard that its more peaceful on PC than consoles? with crossplay off. big sad

[low hemlock]

tbf Paul it wouldn’t make much difference since the Nov. 11th & 18th incident

[elder merlin]

Really? Felt like i got shot at more by xbox and pc back when i had crossplay turned on initially

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message
@little marten This thing is in rotation, not the correct price in the picture, mind

[delicate vapor]

fencing outfit

[somber stream]

En Garde!

[elder merlin]

Was that the streamer war bullsbit? My buddy was tellin me about that

[little marten]

Kinda cool that

[lament dagger]

Had a night run on Arc and fell off the control tower and lived somehow. Escaped with the team that watched me fall (they were watching from the windows of the tower)

[fallen tree]

i saw 2 ppl doing a test and saw their results. extremely small sample size so yeah idk if thats a good representation

[low hemlock]

oh naw Ark Raiders copying Ideas from Fatshark 💀 🙏 🥀

[somber stream]

Wot

[low hemlock]

This cant be

[elder merlin]

[little marten]

Sit on control tower with ospreys and kill people before they can crawl into elevator below - wait - head down and collect loot

[delicate vapor]

ima just stick with the free outfit we get

[elder merlin]

Im getting sick of the extraction campers

[little marten]

Probably the most rattish play I’ve done and won’t be doing it again, osprey breaks after like 40 shots

[elder merlin]

I just wanna scavenge and kill bots, not deal with assholes

[lament dagger]

I'm yet to get got by an extraction camper

[little marten]

Normally I try and find a friend on route to leave so there’s 2 of us, you can also throw a smoke into extract as you use terminal

Sometimes you can just run around an extract and see like 3/4 dudes all hidden in corners waiting to pounce lmao, they don’t even do anything when you see them it’s like they’re waiting for the elevator noise to turn them on

[fallen tree]

i dont play myself , but its so funny seeing ppl get knocked down outside of the closing doors of extract

[delicate vapor]

[fallen tree]

like rolling out as they get downed

[little marten]

It’s brutal when that happens.. me and my duo pushed a team at extract in the last 30 seconds of it being online and I ran through to get the kill and it shut and swallowed him up so he couldn’t revive me lol.. lost my tempest 🙁 was such a fun gun

[fallen tree]

sorry that it happened to you, but as a spectator..

[little marten]

Oh it’s comedy gold for anyone else hahaha

[fallen tree]

[lament dagger]

I just use the hairpin and anvil
If it kills ARK at some point, good enough

[little marten]

Me and and the duo I down crawling around a deactivated elevator panel :(((

[somber stream]

Invest in crawling speed

[little marten]

There was no way I could crawl across map to another elevator lmao

[somber stream]

Oh rip lol

[delicate vapor]

oh but I can

[lament dagger]

There's the backpack kit that lets you

[little marten]

Oh shit really?

[somber stream]

Yeah, you have to sit still for a long while though

[little marten]

I normally just run combat 2 and blue shield

[lament dagger]

Fuck, the Riposta set makes your face visible
I thought it was an actual fencing outfit with the metal mesh fuuuuuuuuuck

[somber stream]

Kinda looks like ecologist from Stalker, i like it. Does it come in blue?

[lament dagger]

I shall remain spaceman

[lament dagger]

No
Teal, pink, grey and yellow

[somber stream]

PINK

[lament dagger]

yep, white and pink

[somber stream]

WHITE AND PINK OH MY GOD

[little marten]

Is that what’s in the shop then?

[astral basin]

Loot 3 restores up to 75% bleed health while not moving
Idk if its been patched but people discovered you could tap your way to ele with it

Teal

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

Insta purchase, imagine getting killed by a lollipop

[little marten]

Based

[lament dagger]

I like Loot
I like collecting the stuff

[little marten]

Easier to collect it off a corpse 😈

[lament dagger]

Hope whoever kills me likes fuckin gaaaaaaaaarbage

[little marten]

Tbf if someone hits me with a ‘hello raider’ I tend to be friendly

[lament dagger]

The Deadline is fuckin ridiculous

1,000 damage time bomb

I put one on a leaper
It got shit on

[elder merlin]

[lament dagger]

I love the ARK cloak
I have gotten away with such stupid shit

[delicate vapor]

irb

[somber stream]

There's a bl@ck cock in Arc store

[lament dagger]

Indeed

[somber stream]

cock

Oh so normal cock is fine but black is not it huh?

[fallen tree]

i love roosters, any colour

[ripe tangle]

you can give yourself a BBC in Arc?

[somber stream]

You can indeed, get yours now for 5 bucks

[ripe tangle]

nah, too expensive.

[lament dagger]

The rooster cosmetics are dumb
Bro is in one room on the menu

[karmic idol]

Man, it's 4 am for me, I should sleep

[lament dagger]

Same and same

[karmic idol]

But also, I'm just now having fun with Darktide

[fallen tree]

run havoc one more time 😈

[karmic idol]

Uh, nah I said I'm having fun not tryna deal with that rn, I'm not medicated enough for that

[delicate vapor]

[fallen tree]

mood

[lament dagger]

druuuuuuugs

[fallen tree]

i mean it is fun, but i get what ur saying

[karmic idol]

I ran out of my sleep medication too which is probably the most annoying of my medication to run out of

[fallen tree]

i can imagine. id never take sleep meds, as bad as my sleep already is, because of the reliance on them to fall asleep

[delicate vapor]

playing arc while tipsy was a funny experience

[karmic idol]

Yeah I Really hate being dependent on sleep medication

[somber stream]

Fun fact: There is a paracetamol ice cream in Neatherland, to treat headache

[karmic idol]

Or hell medication in general honestly

[ocean widget]

"treat your headache with brain freeze, 100% confirmed to work by 60% of paid testers"

[fallen tree]

sorry to hear that, it really seems like a trap. but being denied sleep is so awful, i understand getting on them in the first place

[lament dagger]

I use ASMR
Works for me

[karmic idol]

But if I don't have my sleep medication it means I can't take my other medications because I Have to take them at certain times

[fallen tree]

i have an outdoor fan blowing every night, because its the closest asmr to heavy rain. and we never get rain here 😭

[karmic idol]

Yeah honestly if I have em life is amazing but if I don't have em shit goes Bad Fast

[karmic idol]

Ngl I just blast music to help me fall asleep, I need my heavy death metal and/or men moaning in my ear to help me sleep (Deftones)

[fallen tree]

completely understand, idk the way out but i hope you find it 🙏

[lament dagger]

I like pretty lady voices saying nice things while my fan chugs along

[somber stream]

Nvm, they did sold this thing in a festival this one time and it tasted like ass

[karmic idol]

"Goth mommy praises you for your hard work"

[fallen tree]

i had that before i found my partner, forgot to disable it after i spent a night with my partner. needless to say, it was awkward to explain, but i totally get it

anything for a good nights rest 😔

[lament dagger]

Usually something a bit less sad sounding
Or sad sounding to explain?

[karmic idol]

Man I genuinely got desperate enough for sleep I tried something like that and it fucking worked

I woke up low-key just disappointed in myself a little

[somber stream]

Try warm milk with some honey in it, also no screen 1 hour prior to bed time

[karmic idol]

See I'm weird and my body genuinely refuses to sleep without having a stimulus in front of me

[somber stream]

I too, suffer from the very same thing

[ripe tangle]

does the amount of money make a difference?

[karmic idol]

Mostly because my thoughts keep me up with random ass thoughts

[somber stream]

You can train yourself not to.

[lament dagger]

It's easier to fall asleep knowing I'm not a lolcow (people like Chris Chan)

[delicate vapor]

$2000

[somber stream]

Honey*, pardon

[wispy wadi]

Asking as if you can decide to put more then a little in.

[karmic idol]

Usually chemical science and also for some reason medieval history

[ripe tangle]

Bro, on Halloween there was a guy who came in that was wearing the striped shirt and a homemade Sonichu medalion!

[lament dagger]

oh God

[wispy wadi]

✝️ I hope you kicked them away

[somber stream]

But you do sleep sounder knowing you're rich af so ig it do matter

[ripe tangle]

I thought it was hilarious

[wispy wadi]

The curse of the medalion is no joke.

[karmic idol]

Low-key money would solve so many of my problems, I've been without chainmail for too long

[ripe tangle]

the homemade medalion and the red and blue striped shirt, yaknow the one

[elder merlin]

[somber stream]

I feel you

[delicate vapor]

[karmic idol]

I need me some chainmail rn, I've already bothered all of my friends with chainmail for Christmas

[lament dagger]

I need more flannels and sweatshirts

[karmic idol]

I literally woke up this morning and the first thing I thought of was chainmail

[somber stream]

My favourite polish in this server got himself a full plate armour a month back, his ancestor must be proud

[karmic idol]

Well, yesterday morning technically, and technically it wasn't morning it was like, 1:34 pm

Also surprisingly with how well I can remember numbers I am Very at math

[karmic idol]

Oh that sounds awesome asf, but also expensive asf

[fallen tree]

id go to a ren faire if i had chainmail at least. anything less feels like a disservice

[lament dagger]

My dumb little hobbies cost enough

[wispy wadi]

Donning a full suit of plate armor to deflect the horrors of your lone thoughts at nigt.

[karmic idol]

Man honestly I want chainmail for the reason people get weighted blankets

[somber stream]

It's comforting

[lament dagger]

All negative thoughts about yourself after 9pm are automatically bullshit

[somber stream]

Full plate armour is truly the male's weighted blanket, this statement is true

[ripe tangle]

but what if all my thoughts about myself are negative regardless of hour?

[karmic idol]

Man I've been writing those down and then just looking back at em and being like "Man what the fuck?"

[lament dagger]

damn

[somber stream]

Then you should seek therapy

[fallen tree]

full plate armour is fine and all, but what weapon are you rocking with the set. real or fantasy answers are fine

[karmic idol]

Man I wish I could send a voice message so I could do my montone voice and just be like "Depression" in response to this

[fallen tree]

if i had the build. black knight greatsword from ds1 pls

[wispy wadi]

Incredibly based

[ripe tangle]

nah, therapy is expensive and I don't want to be given a label that can be used against me in the future.

[wispy wadi]

But Artorias swords is a few pixels longer and has better reach on its hitbox

[somber stream]

I have a Katana (i'm not a weeb) so maybe that

Also everyone and their grandma do therepy nowadays

[fallen tree]

as much as id love his GS, id rather be a black knight user so im not as much a ""poser"". black knight halberd will also do

[wispy wadi]

My Ds3 fashion being 2 pieces Arty with 2 pieces Boreal Knight. Fucking poser outfit

[fallen tree]

everyone will pick artorias, he is the goat after all 😔

[fallen tree]

absolute cinema

[wispy wadi]

Artorias in Nightreign on the 4th, let's goooo

[karmic idol]

God being interested in psychology is really fun in times like this because I just like hardcore analyzed you, if you ever want I can just be a faux therapist? I think faux would be correct?

[somber stream]

I'm very much interested in the story behind this 'pensive cowbread' emoji

[wispy wadi]

Nameless King and Artorias in the same game I am gonna ~

[fallen tree]

do you play nightreign? ive thought a few times i should, but i dont have anyone to play with, but i loved fromsoft since demons souls

[wispy wadi]

If you are "good" at fromsoft titles you can play it solo pretty easily

[karmic idol]

Isn't eldenring and it's DLCs the easiest of the souls games?

[wispy wadi]

Might become more of a challenge on some bosses but generaly even the multi mob bosses with like 3 entities will have different aggro patterns if you play solo

[somber stream]

lol

[astral basin]

I dont play nightreign bc i havent been in the mood for souls style boss beating
And dont want to deal with people i dont know

[fallen tree]

i mean i havent followed it at all. i dont summon in any of them. done all the 1p game bosses except for a few in the ds2 dlc, because fuck that game

[somber stream]

It can be the easiest or the hardest depends on how you choose to play

[wispy wadi]

EldenRing maybe, the DLC holy shit no lol and Nightreign really is a different game alltogether.

[ripe tangle]

[wispy wadi]

teto posting

[fallen tree]

the delayed boss attacks add arbitrary difficulty, thats why ER is considered hard imo

[somber stream]

The sunflower rawdogged me 50 times, no lube

[wispy wadi]

Pre-nerf consort radahn was rough

[karmic idol]

Man I forgot I downed an entire pint of ice cream

[fallen tree]

3 phases? that was so fun to learn first time

[somber stream]

I beat Radahn in under 20 tries, ironically

[wispy wadi]

Fucking shit ass visual attacks of blinding rays. I developed seizures I think

[carmine steppe]

Okay weeb, what's your favorite anime

[crimson shadow]

Are the named skin bundles in the store lore characters?

[somber stream]

Konosuba

[carmine steppe]

Ewwww

[wispy wadi]

They are written like that if you press "inspect" on the whole bundle.

[somber stream]

You ew

[silver mango]

Cyberpunk Edgerunners

[carmine steppe]

Mine is Jojo cause I like big hunky men that pose a lot

[lament dagger]

I see that you like being upset
I can respect it

[fallen tree]

i miss playing touhou. i liked the bullet hell, but touhou hisoutensoku was my gam

[somber stream]

I'm not a fan of Jojo, for some reason, maybe it's the art style

[silver mango]

I'm not a fan of Jojo because redditors ruined it

[somber stream]

But i enjoy the memes

[carmine steppe]

Hey props to cyberpunk for making an entire story from start to finish and then just leaving it like that

[fallen tree]

jojo is good, the fandom seems awful. same with chainsawman fandom ngl

[ripe tangle]

I sometimes go back to EoSD, I do so almost every year

[karmic idol]

Man fuck, I just fully upgraded a shitty bolt pistol

[carmine steppe]

You know that's why I just watch whatever show, judge it on its own merits and move on

[fallen tree]

i hope season 2, which iirc is standalone from the first, is just as gut wrenchingly sad

[somber stream]

Okay bye chat, i'm going to grab a happy meal at McDonald's

[carmine steppe]

Being standalone makes them awesome

[fallen tree]

1000%

[karmic idol]

Gimme a burber

[carmine steppe]

Also it fits the setting, cause it's based on the ttrpg

[fallen tree]

i love a classic 12 episode anime, one and done. oneshot manga. etc

[carmine steppe]

And most ttrpg games are oneshots

[fallen tree]

big true

[carmine steppe]

And that's why everyone should try Soulbound

(I'm trying to convert you into Warhammer Age of Sigmar)

[ripe tangle]

you ever get recommended an anime and you try to watch it and it's just generic isekai story?

[fallen tree]

i usually dont take recommendations ever. especially these days, but 10 years ago, yeah..

[silver mango]

"Ah but you see in this one the main love interest is both your mother AND your sister!"

[ripe tangle]

ew...

[carmine steppe]

If someone recommended me a generic Isekai I would have a long talk with them, like is this the first anime/manga you ever saw in your life? And, let me recommend you some actual good anime

[fallen tree]

isekai has never been good imo

[ripe tangle]

I was the same way until I was recommended Frieren, the Apothecary Diaries, and Dungeon Meshi, I ended up actually liking all three

[karmic idol]

God I had a dude genuinely recommend me something like that

[fallen tree]

id agree on frieren, but ive never been recommended for years. i just find it naturally. dungeon meshi too

[silver mango]

[ripe tangle]

that being said, 2024 was a particularly good year for anime, moreso than years before that or the year we're in now

[karmic idol]

It genuinely turned me off of watching anime for a bit because of it

[fallen tree]

i dont talk to anyone about anime, so thats my reason, im an isolator

[karmic idol]

Didn't trust mfs at all after that

[carmine steppe]

Some are, they have just used it too much and too generic

[molten matrix]

we got frieren which was peak

[karmic idol]

Ngl the weird ass side of anime weaboos have made me not discuss anime with people

[fallen tree]

you're probably right, and its my fault for blanket stating. i think post SAO killed it

[carmine steppe]

2025 blows it out of the water, we got One punch man season 3

[rustic yew]

Is anyone else disappointed the new mission is a short one? Like are we even going to see it on the havoc maps?

[fallen tree]

i agree 1000%. especially the fans on twitter/x, like fuck me its not that deep

anyway, read fire punch 👀

[carmine steppe]

Yeah it's amazing how generic it gets, it's just so bland to appeal to everyone, like I'm eating slop

[marsh iris]

man it is a big fuckin waste

[karmic idol]

It's mostly the porn side of it that I deal with the most, and they are way to fucking weird for me to handle

[fallen tree]

im an artist on the porn side, i get it. makes me not want to draw. people are insufferable. makes me fear getting insufferable fans, so i dont draw. 😔

[carmine steppe]

I feel it's like movies where it's so broad and there are some freaks that you just don't talk to

[karmic idol]

Oh god I'd hate trying to keep up with those people

[drowsy prawn]

second season of frieren coming very soon, too bad manga is slow af

[carmine steppe]

I could talk about Black clover and JoJo all day but some creeps want to talk about their MC in their Isekai anime that's actually a 40 year old dude but got reincarnated as a kid and is also a pervert. They try to gaslight me into thinking he has "character development"

[karmic idol]

I've seen the weird shit people demand and it's like absolutely crazy, I have a few friends who will draw pretty much anything for enough money and they get some absolutely insane requests

[drowsy prawn]

pretty sure second season finish will be 80% manga completion

[ripe tangle]

16th of January right?

[karmic idol]

Exactly, the "disguised" pedophila fetish is what I've had to deal with the most and it's so fucking annoying

[drowsy prawn]

yes

[surreal ermine]

there so much anime where im just like "how do people watch this slop man"
i like me some jojo, dorohedoro, stuff that actually has something going for it but like
the fuck is goin on besides goonbait in something called rent a girlfriend or my dress up darling

[fallen tree]

@carmine steppe absolutely awful. they're the bane of any creative story, for sure.

@karmic idol holy so true. the shit i got asked to do during covid lockdowns was INSANE. but its another dollar for me so i needed to

i got funded by one commissioner all of 2021 , with crazy requests

[karmic idol]

Yeah no, makes sense honestly, times get tough and money is needed and it sucks

[rain pumice]

Are the darktide server ok right now or it is me?

[karmic idol]

This server or like the game server?

[fallen tree]

mine is fine atm, what region are you in?

[rain pumice]

EU

[rain pumice]

the game server

[karmic idol]

Oh alright, so far for me it's also fine, but I'm not EU servers

[fallen tree]

yeah im SEA, im doing fine tonight

[ripe tangle]

did you know "My apologies" and "I'm sorry" mean the same thing except when at a funeral?

[carmine steppe]

Hey dress up darling it's actually peak, cause it's an anime about the world of cosplaying, nothing disgusting happens there unlike rent a girlfriend which is basically a circle of hell

[astral basin]

“ my apologies for your husband being dead”

[humble aspen]

"Sorry my bad"

[fallen tree]

died for a holy cause etc etc

[fallen tree]

seems wholesome ngl

[vivid sequoia]

Bwah

[fallen tree]

even if it is ec chi esque

[carmine steppe]

Yeah it is, basically it's a story about a girl who likes cosplaying and a guy who is into making dolls (ceremonial) and suits/clothes

[fallen tree]

ive seen clips, it is wholesome

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message
Happyn’t

[plucky ermine]

No ham for thanksgiving, it's so over

[fallen tree]

its ether turkey or ham, or nothing, for thanksgiving, is that right?

fom what ive heard

[karmic idol]

Man, my alarms for waking up are starting to appear

Anyways I just soloed three crushers and I think like 5 maulers?

[plucky ermine]

In a fight right?

[karmic idol]

Sure

[fallen tree]

show em whos boss

[molten matrix]

nice urger

[karmic idol]

Christ I just looked at that

That shit is Not a happy meal good god

[plucky ermine]

Absolutely dreadful

[tulip kettle]

CBT

[little marten]

WHO THE FUCK DECIDED TO MAKE DIFFERENT SIZED MONITORS