general-chat

[dapper trench]

currently just getting the regular form maxed out, helming it before doing the prime version

[jade stump]

i had to wait a lil before subsuming mine, had a bunch of shards implanted

[dapper trench]

fuck i need to see next months resurrgences

[jade stump]

still love that lavos is one of the few if not the only frame to make their own prime variant

does nothing ingame wise but im a sucker for extra lore

[dapper trench]

oooh

[languid hazel]

G’meowning choomfies :3

[pseudo timber]

Good meownin

[acoustic pebble]

Can't sleep so I return

And good morning all

[primal flax]

Random question; does anyone know which mission it is where you cross a bridge and get to an elevator and have to defend position until the elevator works? I’ve been trying to play that mission for weeks and haven’t seen it

[fast gorge]

packmates

[fading otter]

Can’t remember what it’s called but whatever one talks about “prismata crystals”in the description

[acoustic pebble]

I know the icon is where it's a big holographic image of a hooded figure, but for the name I do not remember.

[arctic tapir]

What does the mobility stat actually do?

[elder oasis]

Make you go zoom

[acoustic pebble]

Did lights shine on your position as you held the bridge?

[arctic tapir]

So just how fast you move with that weapon before modifiers?

[acoustic pebble]

I'd assume so

[quasi sun]

Q) Hello everyone, I am a returning Darktide player. One big problem I had is not knowing all the buffs/debuffs on the bottom of the screen... is there any option or mod or online db that can help me identify these symbols?

[fading otter]

“Ascension Riser 31” is mission name

[amber delta]

Silo Cluster I assume

[green beacon]

speed... I am speed

[fading otter]

Ooop maybe I’m wrong

[elder oasis]

I havent played in a bit so id have to double check but iirc its specifically sprint speed. It might also effect your dodge counter.

Its why you run so fast with the dueling sword and combat blade.

However characters also have a base speed. Iirc ogryn is the fastest base due to big steps

[acoustic pebble]

Seeing the cosmetics only made me more excited to play Hive Scum. I need that rebreather mask

[green beacon]

dueling sword and knoife have additional move techs

[elder oasis]

They also have the fastest sprint speed along with i think taxe iirc. I was only speaking in that context.

We might see the new dual shivs be even faster since at least in vermintide dual weapons tend to have amazing mobility

[tacit geode]

There's buff uptime which may help

[blissful kiln]

99% of them are useless information. They correspond to talent\blessing icons.

[little marten]

the game has given me exactly the same nerud spawn as when i played at launch :((((((

[ocean widget]

[ocean widget]

wuts ur epic acc nurgle, ill join ya

[tulip kettle]

6 7 funny meme funny like meme 67 funny so funny meme funny hahahahaha hawk tuah brainrot tung tung tung sahur brainrot meme funny

[little marten]

not sure ill find it for another time my presence has been deemed in the real world for some dumb fucking reason so im off soon

[ocean widget]

RIP

[obtuse oak]

This is the Torrent elevator. It features in two missions, in one of them you scan bodies at the bottom and then ride it up. I think the mission where you arrive at the top and have to hold it is vigil station oblivium

Or it might be silo cluster...

[tulip kettle]

Hadron toes

[acoustic pebble]

Vigil Station Oblivium is where you hear the Ragged King (I think) call for the horde to attack you right? And you hold the bridge?

[tacit geode]

Kill the intruders!

[obtuse oak]

Yeah I think it's vigil station

[obtuse oak]

Aye that's the moment they're talking about

[acoustic pebble]

LOVE that moment honestly

The Imperium March playing in the background was the chefs kiss

[tulip kettle]

I thought that was Wolfer being a furry

[acoustic pebble]

Nah that's the assassination mission where he hacks into the vox

[tulip kettle]

He howls on every mission 😭

[acoustic pebble]

"There are only four of them! FOUR!!!"

[dapper mantle]

I love Chipotle

[acoustic pebble]

Never had it, how is it?

[hybrid nexus]

just joined to say a friend of mine doesnt want to buy darktide until you guys add against the grain

please add against the grain

[ocean widget]

the alcohol the song or the book

[hybrid nexus]

the mission

[acoustic pebble]

What mission is that?

[hazy kestrel]

The farm one from Vermintide 2

[ocean widget]

VT2 mission just checked
releasing people

[acoustic pebble]

Oh lol

[tulip kettle]

Then he sees some mfs named NoshLover69, MrElectro, ShovelFucker, EMPERORLOVER

[ocean widget]

not enough skaven in darktide for it to be added

[ocean widget]

shit i should've made a smyker and named it freddiemercury

[dapper mantle]

Wide open farm field = insta gib to gunners

[hazy kestrel]

Havoc 1.0 flashbacks ensue.

[acoustic pebble]

Who would win:
A traitor guard regiment of trained soldiers with trappers, bombers, gunners, numerous Ogryns, with the backing of a cult blessed by Nurgle himself

Or four autistic prisoners?

[drowsy lynx]

Wolfer deploying literally every sniper, reaper, and plasma gunner he has

[fervent willow]

CHUCKIN’ A ROCK 🗣️ 🔥

[jade stump]

a few shotgunners sprinkled in there for voiceline purposes

[tulip kettle]

NOSH

[lofty jasper]

"Play nice, little rock!"

[acoustic pebble]

And flamers

[dapper mantle]

Oh yeah I member
Dreg gunners become the most powerful thing in the known universe

[hazy kestrel]

The trash gunner mobs were also deletion machines.

[dapper mantle]

Oh yeah that's what I mean

The normal yellow shooter, non elite
So you can't even get toughness back

[drowsy lynx]

Scab stalkers would one volley you down from full

[acoustic pebble]

Wolfer: "....a rock. A rock killed a beast of Nurgle?"

Traitor Guardsman: "To be fair sir... it was a very large rock."

Wolfer: "................a rock."

[short oar]

i want gameplay nwowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[hazy kestrel]

Oddly enough, I miss 1.0 Havoc, better than the current nonsense.

[fast gorge]

just got off

[acoustic pebble]

Saaaaaame dude

[fast gorge]

a good few missions

[tulip kettle]

[dapper mantle]

I might be playing VT2 when Hive Scum comes out ngl

[wispy wadi]

Talentree where

[tulip kettle]

Didn't need to know that dude but good for you...

[acoustic pebble]

I'm curious how the launch trailer for the Hive Scum will be like

[short oar]

complaining about havoc, mandated edict: 40 blue stimmed rotten armor crushers and a kick to the nuts

[fast gorge]

please get your mind out the gutter

[tulip kettle]

When do we get it?

[lofty jasper]

When you got a 500 pound dude throwing that rock, shit is basically a local meteor lmao

[hazy kestrel]

Jokes on you, I haven’t played havoc since the new season started.

I get to just watch everyone else suffer.

[acoustic pebble]

The Arbites got theirs on the day before their release, so I'm guessing Dec 1st

[tulip kettle]

Tbh I like Nurgle's side more. Seems way more chill

[acoustic pebble]

Wolfer: "A KARKIN ROCK!!

[tulip kettle]

They just do cool wizard stuff

[short oar]

mandated fuck it, death

[lofty jasper]

[acoustic pebble]

Also I think the Ogryn is waaay heavier than 500 pounds

[uneven ermine]

Add scum chat

[lofty jasper]

Everybody gangsta til you hear "FOR NURGLE! FOR NURGLEEEEEEEEEEEE" and about 300 rounds of machine gun fire

[hazy kestrel]

More bullets? I have plenty!

[short oar]

An average Ogryn in Warhammer 40,000 weighs around 1 ton ((1000) kg), but they can range from being just over (1000) kg to over (4000) kg depending on the individual's size. They are massive and muscular beings, bred on high-gravity worlds, and their weight is comparable to a large bull. Average weight: Approximately (1) ton ((1000) kg).Larger individuals: Can weigh up to (4) tons ((4000) kg).Physical build: They are significantly bulkier and more muscular than humans, standing about (2.5) to (3) meters tall.Origin: Their immense size and weight are due to being from high-gravity planets.

[lofty jasper]

IN NURGLE'S NAME!

[acoustic pebble]

Everybody gangsta til you hear the Helborne Lasgun charging

[arctic tapir]

Surprised we haven't seen a "play guide" esque thing with Hive Ganger being less than a week away

[hazy kestrel]

** # Death to the false Emperor! # **

[lofty jasper]

Kek

[short oar]

the fuck is the storm raptor made out of to handle ogryns

[short oar]

or any elevator in the game for that matter

[acoustic pebble]

I'm more curious on how they got the big fellas on the Valk to begin with

[short oar]

rashion on a stick

[jaunty path]

Hive Ganger releases dec 2

[little marten]

thats 23 days before christmas! it cant be a coincidence!!!

[acoustic pebble]

Ngl, Nurgle is pretty mid
This message is brought to you by the Tzeentchian campaign

[ocean widget]

delayed

[ocean widget]

christmas
just a week away

[jaunty path]

The leading dev for fatshark was shot in the head by a rival dev team

[little marten]

what

[acoustic pebble]

This reminds me of a Tariff video of Ogres being led with a bit of meat on a stick

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/christmas-1week-until-christmas-christmas-week-meme-airpods-christmas-meme-gif-24202365

[acoustic pebble]

Found it
https://youtu.be/qjDEfEStUBI?si=nZan9NR194pYJE1I

[red mulch]

when do we get more info on hive scum?
like a gameplay trailer or smth

[acoustic pebble]

Soon™

[jaunty path]

I kill and eat people for fun

[acoustic pebble]

A fellow Ogre let's gooooo

[jaunty path]

This is just like coffin game

[little marten]

i hate christmas

[jaunty path]

I'm having sex with your wife

[little marten]

no wonder she smells of farts

[acoustic pebble]

My wife's boyfriend got me a birthday cake. So happy

[lusty estuary]

any information on the tickle monster class yet

[short oar]

it got delayed

[acoustic pebble]

2026 winter release

[lusty estuary]

i dont wanna be around anymore.

[sullen mango]

Wait fr?

[short oar]

no

i lied, heuhuehuehuehhueheuheuheuheuehueheuheuheuehue

[lusty estuary]

no hive scum is still coming out ig they're just delaying the tickle monster which pmo

[sullen mango]

I was gonna be upset for a min

[acoustic pebble]

Ahh another Hive Scum brethren

[sullen mango]

What is the tickle monster

[short oar]

im so bad and evil 3:<

[acoustic pebble]

How very Tzeentchian of you

[lusty estuary]

it's pretty self explanatory.

[acoustic pebble]

It's a tickle that is a monster

[sullen mango]

It just tickles you to death

[acoustic pebble]

Not death, but you will have constant half sneezes

[little marten]

Tickle me until I;

Laugh: ❌
Cry: ❌
Shit my pants: ❎

[jaunty path]

Tickles you

[little marten]

was never wearing any pants 😈

[hazy crescent]

Well if Morrow says so... its true. Not as if someone could just reprogram the old man at will...

[acoustic pebble]

I'll take a bullet for Morrow any day

[hazy crescent]

Ya fosho

[jaunty path]

:/

How am I supposed to enjoy messing without anything to mess

[acoustic pebble]

Take his skin. My favorite prank

[tulip kettle]

FOR NURGLE FOR NUGLE GOR NULGRE

[acoustic pebble]

FOR CUDDLE

[tulip kettle]

[tacit geode]

Creator NDA for scum lifts Friday

[acoustic pebble]

GONE FLURR

[tulip kettle]

ROF ERGLUN

[lusty estuary]

radda radda

[acoustic pebble]

It's too early for my brain to be working

[vivid sequoia]

Hello

[acoustic pebble]

Hey Hey Haldron

We got a look at what Hive Scum cosmetics look like

Sent some in #darktide-driptide

[wispy wadi]

The problem with that really sick Skullmask/rebreather combo is, everyone gonna run it

[acoustic pebble]

And it covers the warpaint
But not my 17 foot mohawk

[wispy wadi]

Gonna be balding like all my characters

[acoustic pebble]

I'm skipping the Skullmask tho, going for that rebreather and painting it blue

Also just realized we gonna get some Slayer Hive Scum with orange hair Mohawk and bare chests doing full melee runs

[wispy wadi]

One really cool thing though. Since the Scum is more punk and trash then the other classes, mixing clashing colours and patterns suddenly has so much more style. No need to wait for recolours of the same pants to fit the torso.

[hazy crescent]

Scum so cool.

[acoustic pebble]

Dude for real. Also gang colors actually means something now lol

[acoustic pebble]

Frfr!!

[delicate smelt]

Would be cool if some of the hive scum clothing sets from other classes carried over

But yk thats not gonna happen

[acoustic pebble]

Would be! I wouldn't mind more leather vests

But with what got for now, I actually like em

[wispy wadi]

The thin leatherpants from vet would go nice on the scum

[thick coyote]

Can you believe it? SCUM (derogatory) just a few days away!

Vergil saying shcum.mp4

[thorny plinth]

Howdy scum

[acoustic pebble]

Howdy Krieger

[acoustic pebble]

HS do got leather pants but a tad baggy

[glacial shoal]

hey gamers what up

[acoustic pebble]

We got HS cosmetics

[glacial shoal]

I heard

[wispy wadi]

Already more then Arbites

[acoustic pebble]

Muahahaha

[glacial shoal]

[acoustic pebble]

COSMETICS ARE OURS!!!!

[glacial shoal]

In unrelated news I think i'm gonna swear off boxed Mac n cheese for good after last night

[wispy wadi]

gonna be nice playing the first month with at least 3 scums in each mission

[glacial shoal]

I tried to eat some Kraft Mac n cheese and I felt sick after like 2 bites cause it was so gooey and soupy

[acoustic pebble]

Left em in for too long

[glacial shoal]

Like dropping a hand grenade into your stomach

[acoustic pebble]

The Tertium gang wars bout to take place

[glacial shoal]

Prolly tbh considering the pasta was mushy when I strained it

😔

[acoustic pebble]

It's alright dude. Maybe next time

[glacial shoal]

Idk if there will be a next time that shit tasted like ass

[acoustic pebble]

How long you cook it? And how high was the fire?

[glacial shoal]

Was highest to boil it and then i turned it down a couple notches then like 7-8 mins

[acoustic pebble]

I go for about 5 minutes for smaller noodles

[woeful oasis]

Excuse me, 2 hive scum and a bot because at least one of them is gonna die and rage quit.

[glacial shoal]

Box said 7-8 but I can try 5 next time

Firmer noodles prolly better

[acoustic pebble]

Yee. Do the occasional taste test too

[pseudo timber]

Where can I see these cosmetics

[acoustic pebble]

They released on Twitter but I posted some of them in #darktide-driptide

[pseudo timber]

Shirtless cosmetics go so hard omg

Straight hobo

[fast gorge]

shirtless arby when

[lusty estuary]

fat shark it is in your best interests to let me make my arbite naked i have a secret i can tell you

[pseudo timber]

In my mind

[pseudo timber]

You are the sole reason Arby has no cosmetics

[lusty estuary]

i am a greedy fat pig taking up all the space that is true

[fast gorge]

When can I romance other people's characters for buffed coherency

[acoustic pebble]

They badass

[acoustic pebble]

Fem HS: "Y'know copper, you look MUCH skinnier without your armor"

Arb: "WHAT?! How do you know this?"

Fem HS: "I got me ways! Love the scars~"

Arb: "Perverted speculation! Mandated Edict: Restraining order!"

Also

BLUE GANG FOR LYFE!!!

[pseudo timber]

But would y'all get freaky with a phage tree???!

[lusty estuary]

i'm gettin freaky under the phage tree if that counts

[fast gorge]

im phage dancing

[acoustic pebble]

Welcome artillery witch

[whole glade]

SHES MY QUEEN

[acoustic pebble]

My second short hair tomboy HS gf will be mine

[whole glade]

Witch is an artificial being

[nimble glade]

Hive Scum got that Iron Warriors drip

[acoustic pebble]

For Dantioch!!

[hazy kestrel]

I see you, fellow Iron Warrior.

[nimble glade]

Anyone noticed the stripes on the shoulder pads? Literally Iron Warriors but regular human form.

[lusty estuary]

we're finally getting the hazard stripes we've deserved.

[fast gorge]

hazard strips!!!!

[azure cobalt]

Bout damn time

[neon agate]

BTW I saw 11 trapper in one mission on hersey when I was leveling up my Ogryn. Leave me ALONE PLEASE

[vague skiff]

Hello people mechanic question:
i play vet and my friend plays arby, do the focus target ping ability overlap or cancel out the arbys dog ping?

[short oar]

hersey

[minor narwhal]

stack

[hazy kestrel]

Hershey?

[short oar]

what the fucking chocolate candy?

[vague skiff]

Thx

[inland mantle]

Mb I paid them off

[short oar]

i would joke just dodge lol but even if i dodge i still get hit and that makes me livid

[neon agate]

May I hve some

[inland mantle]

You may dodge the first net but you aint dodging the 11th net

[neon agate]

Scab trapper wants to trap me because I wear castigator's hood unironically

[neon agate]

So I must be into bdsm

[lusty estuary]

the trapper net is actually unlike any other net gun in the 40k universe as the nets are equipped with a small invisible drone that carries it perfectly towards you every single time regardless of where you are or what's blocking it

[inland mantle]

Least freaky zealot

[short oar]

imidiate restriction order

[neon agate]

Seeing you name makes me think of Grave robber from Darkest dungeon , But I am assuming it stands for Green rock right?

[inland mantle]

Darkest dungeon be peak tho

[short oar]

bro the alchemical table

[tired inlet]

but since the narrator died recently that doesn't bode well for a 3rd one

[neon agate]

I am back into my darkest dungeon 2 addiction because they reworked everyone and made them better

[neon agate]

The whole server was sad over his death. A legend

[dapper mantle]

They what?

[cosmic burrow]

That game is giving ne anger issues

[inland mantle]

real

[cosmic burrow]

Still great game though

[dapper mantle]

The real DD1 experience is stalling 150 turns to stress heal level 1 flare because you are that based and stubborn

[cosmic burrow]

I lost lvled rampart (modded) and vestal

[neon agate]

Oh yeah in darkest dungeon 2 everyone now has reworked paths and some improved skills. The paths match flagellant onwards type style

[tulip kettle]

Love you too

[ocean widget]

sorry bout that

[neon agate]

LEAVE ME ALONE

[dapper mantle]

How recent was this?
I know they added paths a while ago and how you can change it mid game

[tired inlet]

ration event with vent purge after hopping down in the train station with 24 snipers

[tulip kettle]

❤️

[cosmic burrow]

Marvin seos thrall still kicks ass

[compact adder]

I'll accept Amelia Tyler (narrator in Baldur's Gate 3).

[tulip kettle]

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[neon agate]

Everyone is done now. We have reworked paths for everyone and now we have a new game mode called kingdoms and they added 3 of them. It's free and also plays like a mini dd1 campaign

[ocean widget]

bro casually forgetting about malady

[dapper mantle]

Okay so I did play that then 😁

[cosmic burrow]

Ancestor is ancestor. He is rather irreapleacable

[tired inlet]

Maybe Mikee Goodman, who did a bunch of the hoarse Disco Elysium voices?

[neon agate]

Yeah the latest rework was with Hellion and Leper. They turned Leper into a god

[compact adder]

Ooh, very good choice.

[low hemlock]

me would Still recover every ration as a tank sniper shots

[ocean widget]

mfer he was already god
fym

[dapper mantle]

Monarch Leper my beloved

[neon agate]

He was a legend. Love that man. I will always treasure what darkest dungeon

[cosmic burrow]

Baldwin was king in dd1 already

[neon agate]

Bro he was mid tier at best, but now people are saying he is too strong. He is nuking people

[neon agate]

Made that better now gets a permenant damage increase per kill.

[tired inlet]

Or Lanval Brown who did like.. Shivers and Pain Threshold

[jaunty path]

Trapper eats a dose of my db when shes in my line a view

[split mauve]

i think after being the worst class in 1, leper deserves its moment

[neon agate]

" Wherever the weak and vulnerable bow beneath a cruel yoke, he will be there to repay their oppressors in kind."

[quasi sun]

yes, but I want to know about them to just get some feedback on my builds

[cosmic burrow]

Being worst is subjective imo especially in dd1

[tired inlet]

<< creates Anarchist Hive Scum

[split mauve]

nah leper was by far the worst regardless

[cosmic burrow]

Dd2 still lacks my favourite william last time i checked

[low hemlock]

me bein honest, I place Rationz Event as #1 above Golden Skulls reweardin 500 Mobien Aquilas

That ration event felt competitive af Beating the Destroy Ration Team in the race

[neon agate]

There is no longer a bad classs in dd2 more just what fits your team now. Which I like. My bois are all strong

[cosmic burrow]

Being worst was still far from useless

[split mauve]

but still the worst

[tulip kettle]

Jackie fucking dies

[neon agate]

Hopefully get the rest of the cast from dd1

[split mauve]

it's a shame it's dd2 tho

[neon agate]

This is like a massive spoiler

[tulip kettle]

dd2?

[split mauve]

i can't wait until it becomes good

[cosmic burrow]

I dont have dd2 i still play dd1

[neon agate]

Darkest dungeon

[tulip kettle]

V fucking kills herself

[split mauve]

dejavu

[cosmic burrow]

Well abom was added recently

[neon agate]

He is so good btw. They gave him a full cutscene. TBH kingdoms game mode probably saved dd2

[tulip kettle]

Johnny Silverhand is fucking dead

[acoustic pebble]

Adam Smasher got smashed

[tacit geode]

Theres a beast older than language in these woods bruh

[tulip kettle]

I spare him in a lil fist fight

[acoustic pebble]

Oh I didn't say I killed him

[neon agate]

||Rebecca got smashed||

[cosmic burrow]

Well dd2 i fsr better animated than dd1. Do you recon the thrall.mod for dd1?

[neon agate]

Oh I think I have seen him. That's the guy with the bloody fists right?

[split mauve]

dd2 had more budget for sure. A shame they have decided to make it a roguelike instead of improving the original mode

[neon agate]

Kingdoms is the orignal mode now so that helps

[tulip kettle]

David should've been with her. She loved David for who he was not what he did. Lucy only loved him for what he did

[split mauve]

not even close

[cosmic burrow]

Yeah. Big helm cestuses for weapons. I love activating riposte on him and the enemy having half health when they hit him

[tulip kettle]

I fucking HATE Lucy cyberpunk 😔✌️

[split mauve]

dd1 has so many cool class mods

[ocean widget]

david should've picked the actual choice
||being a body build and not a tech build||

[neon agate]

@acoustic pebble will never forgive me for recommending them to watch edgerunners

[cosmic burrow]

I like whole marvin seo roster

[neon agate]

Listen man 20 body is the only way to go

[tulip kettle]

Tech, reflexes, body. You're a fucking tank

[split mauve]

i have like 50 class mods

[cosmic burrow]

Still need to get hang of lamia

[acoustic pebble]

Yeh. Fuq you

[neon agate]

I hate that this is the first build I made

[tulip kettle]

I like throwing ncpd around

[split mauve]

you can play lamia as a healer/destresser really

[neon agate]

All because you asked me why people get sad when that song plays

[cosmic burrow]

In back line

[split mauve]

i don't remember her effective range

[acoustic pebble]

I just wanna stay at your house...

[cosmic burrow]

She works like abom.

[split mauve]

she has the mode shift yes

[acoustic pebble]

I'm sorry Prim but.... I just really wanna stay at your house...
Drives off cliff

[tulip kettle]

I did nothing. My character had no cybernetics. Only found out about ripperdocs after beating the game because of the gorilla hands

[cosmic burrow]

Effective range is jumping from 4th to 1rs rank when changed and staying in 4th when in human

[neon agate]

Punk 2077

[tulip kettle]

Yup literally what I did. The start of body and then forgot everything else. I just ran around with my liberty enjoying the world

[split mauve]

most cybernetics aren't even that good

[tulip kettle]

Also only found out about other vehicles at the end of the game with the Jackie funeral quest 😭

[split mauve]

if you use a shooter build arms are all basically useless

which is funny you'd think they would be the most useful

[tulip kettle]

Projectile launcher

[ocean widget]

still unfortunately useless compared to grenades

[neon agate]

You don't chuck youself? Not a true body player smh

[split mauve]

yeah like just change to an actual weapon lmao

[ocean widget]

even in a melee build the arms honestly just suck
gorilla arms is only useful for the statboost and the boxing quest

[tulip kettle]

I love grenade gunslinger build. Throw a grenade in the air and shoot it with a revolver killing everyone

[split mauve]

yeah i didn't say melee because gorilla arms at least exist for that boost

[tulip kettle]

Basically my first veteran build on darktide too 😭

[split mauve]

but they are godawful for melee too otherwise

[ocean widget]

most useful arms only useful for a quest and stat checks

[tulip kettle]

Mantis blades are good for the back pedal with the block attack

[neon agate]

I use gorilla arms because this guy name Takemura (I think?) is waiting for me to meet him for act but I had to go do all the gigs and get level 50 first

[ocean widget]

just use a katana though

[split mauve]

yeah just use an actual melee weapon

[tulip kettle]

Mantis blades would've been way more useful if they implemented the wall climbing mechanic for them that they were going to

[lusty estuary]

hold on johnny i know you're slowly overwriting my brain but there's an old spanish priest who needs me to do a mission

[fast gorge]

mantis blade + the double jumps leg upgrades + sandivestan

[tulip kettle]

Hey Johnny wanna see me beat up a clown with a grenade in his face for some money?

[lusty estuary]

its so funny he's the only bozo who appears in the game

[tulip kettle]

Hey Johnny I'm going to have passionate sex with a detective

[neon agate]

SO TRUE. Listen guys doing all side quests is important. No don't look at how I am overleveld please ignore that

[thick fog]

Alright why is slowmode still here smfh

[lusty estuary]

johnny watch me fumble the latina

[tulip kettle]

My first playthrough I didn't bother but then on my second playthrough it was like that one scene from Ratatouille

[fast gorge]

15 seconds to ponder your next shitpost

[limber zealot]

I tried to like 2077 but I just couldn't do it

[lusty estuary]

the 15 second slow mode is helping us improve as people

[tulip kettle]

Johnny I'm going to have lesbian sex with this woman whose friend just flatlined herself in her bathtub

[neon agate]

I had a mission with one arb and 3 ogryns. IDK why the arb was given 3 ogryns to help them, but they were

[thick fog]

1 minute slowmode in december 2 will help us become monsters

[ocean widget]

debatable

[tulip kettle]

The day the world ends

[fast gorge]

whenever i get a team full of ogryns i pretend to be a high ranking imperial officer

[limber zealot]

It sucks that I'm working on the 2nd and will be tired as fuck when I get home

I'm gonna need some stimulants to keep me awake

[lusty estuary]

this is my problem

[limber zealot]

Maybe I should take acid and stay awake for 14 hours straight

[lusty estuary]

i work night shift at a factory so basically fat shark is discriminating against me and i dont want them to do that anymore

[bitter matrix]

It just hit me that all the lines in the game might be getting translated from swedish to english

[thick fog]

why is boss literally me

[fast gorge]

soft liberal hands unfit for labour

[limber zealot]

I don't work night shift but I gotta wake up at 5:30

[tulip kettle]

OMG WHEN I WAS DOING THE ON RECON PENNANCE FOR VETERAN AND OGRYN PROTECTED ME 😭

[lusty estuary]

hey the work i do allows me to have soft moisturized hands.

[bitter matrix]

Nvm the writers are all english I'm wrong

[thick fog]

Tbf I would not be working on dec 1 night shift, so I would get up early and wait for the update to drop on 2nd morning

[fast gorge]

i wont be working on dec 2...we are SO back

[tacit geode]

Class release at like 5pm Swedish time as punishment

[lusty estuary]

i'll just have to start punching my head in

[fast gorge]

im like an hour behind sweden i think

yeah

[tulip kettle]

I'm going to kms if I can't become Vi on December 2nd

[fast gorge]

death to all arkkkane fans

[thick fog]

would most likely to happen lol

[cosmic burrow]

Ill will be working on dec 2

[tulip kettle]

Luckily I like arcane instead

[kind carbon]

Talent 🌲 when?

[fast gorge]

dec 3rd

[lusty estuary]

imagine dragons in darktide when

[cosmic burrow]

And on work trip if got doesnt give

[fast gorge]

the smiting, before the bolter

[ancient violet]

Arcane fans when they see a character they have a 10% win rate on:

[thick fog]

"Look around you, Imagine... Dragons."

[somber stream]

Remember

Toucan

[fast gorge]

imagine dragons opening song for darktide when!?!?!?

[lusty estuary]

radioactive would go crazy in the game soundtrack... fat shark. get on this.

[fast gorge]

really needs some stomp clap "hey!" music now that i think about it

[thick fog]

Thunder starts playing for the dec 2nd update launch trailer

[cosmic burrow]

Add some joan jett and the blackhearts to dt. For scummers release

[elder oasis]

I can hear the ukelele in my head just from reading this

[tulip kettle]

My Ogryn name is goddamn Twinkles Toes Jr

[lusty estuary]

i think if i like woke up, got on my computer, launched darktide and started hearing an imagine dragon's song i'd assume i had died in my sleep and went to hell and would try to do anything to kill myself so i could go to super hell and have my soul eviscerated

[fast gorge]

im glad someone else knows what stomp clap hey music is

the curse is not just my burden to carry

[elder oasis]

In my head im thinking of songs like the one that goes "you belong with me, i belong with you, in my sweet ho-ome" or smth like that

[drowsy lynx]

Saw an ogryn named Saint Brickolas yesterday dressed up as Santa. He got top damage and told the whole lobby we were on the good list at the end

[elder oasis]

The good list is just an extra "rashun"

[fast gorge]

not once bumped into anyone i've played with here

[drowsy lynx]

Worth tbh

[elder oasis]

You have to understand, when an ogryn gives you an extra ration its a sign of great respect in their culture

[nimble glade]

🗣️ 6 More days

[fast gorge]

i eat ogryns

[lusty estuary]

why do we have to eat the ogryns

[fast gorge]

they eat too much and we dont have the rations for this!!!

im not eating whatever the moebians were eating, some shit like MRE - SPICE-SHIT-ASS FLAVOUR, BOIL AND OPEN

[lusty estuary]

oooh they eat too much ooh WAHHH WAHHHHHH!!! I'M A BIG FUCKING BABY WAAAH!

SUCK IT UP AND EAT NOTHING!

[neon agate]

Dn. Hive scum delayed? Dn

[fast gorge]

look here, labourer, you will be deprived of rations LONG before us academics give up cannibalism.

[ancient violet]

I had an Ex who was into ID

so my hatred is a bit personal 💀

their new album is actually decent

because for the first time in their careers they actually sound like they arn't trying to appeal to a board of directors

[lusty estuary]

i just refuse to believe there is anyone out there who actually listens to that band on the own time

[ancient violet]

they are the best selling "rock" band in history so

unfortuantly reality is cruel

[lusty estuary]

imagine dragons is a fake band that they somehow managed to create with a computer like 14 years ago who everyone puts into every tv show ever

[fast gorge]

got a """""friend""""""" who loves imagine dragons and 21 pilots

[low hemlock]

butt butt how would me feed ✨MommaHadron✨ thus upcoming Thanksgiving 💦

[lusty estuary]

21 pilots is at least somewhat understandable because they have one good song

[ancient violet]

21 pilots or new 21 pilots: AJR?

[lusty estuary]

can hadron get fat. how much food can hadron's stomach hold? what's the stretching limit for hadron's stomach? let me in fat shark elt me int oyour offices

[neon agate]

Big boi she is not going to ||breast feed|| you

[fast gorge]

fucking...idk, whatever bums made the blurry face bs

[ancient violet]

what's crazy is that AJR made an album called: ok orchestra

[lusty estuary]

i don't understand the intent behind this sticker so i'm assuming you're on my side

[ancient violet]

I wish I was joking https://www.albumoftheyear.org/album/317308-ajr-ok-orchestra.php

[neon agate]

...it's only 12 pm guys...

[fast gorge]

literally the most obvious joke ever smh if only warhammer fans could read

[glacial shoal]

hey peeps what up

[ancient violet]

u the 4chan pepe or the true pepe?

[glacial shoal]

what does that even mean

[fast gorge]

(we want to see hadron GET BIG)

[lusty estuary]

nodding my head and noting this down

[glacial shoal]

[fast gorge]

will the pearly gates open?

[lusty estuary]

for me, yes, and for others who follow me under my banner

[compact adder]

Something-something Thiccdron.

[lusty estuary]

it ain't the meat it's the motion

[low hemlock]

[neon agate]

....I just want to focus on helping the people we protect. We can't goon this hard y'all

[fast gorge]

strike your colours

[ancient violet]

the fascist or normal pepe

[lusty estuary]

7000 people in the world and i will protect them all

[fast gorge]

bring forth the black flag, any man with pity in his eyes, i'll shoot them

[compact adder]

Hadronkadonk.

[tired inlet]

It's a mixture of The D.J. from the film adaptation of "The Warriors" as played by Lynne Thigpin and a Key & Peele skit where some submissive husbands want to performatively act like they're being tough with their wives by looking around before going, "I said, biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch" with each iteration of the joke getting more and more remote.

[glacial shoal]

why did you feel the need to even ask this lmao, what do you think

[ancient violet]

[forest mantle]

Is Darktide up on console? VT2 is down on PC

[fast gorge]

guys can we get some close air support

[glacial shoal]

it's a fucking frog, people do bad shit with all manner of characters

[compact adder]

It has a jiggle slider.

[ancient violet]

yeah but the ammount of pepe chaners Ive had to ban in my life has left me with PTSD 😔

[drowsy lynx]

Damn big boi is unleashing the next tier of emojis

[glacial shoal]

unlucky

[lusty estuary]

well there is usually a pretty easy tell what kind of pepe you're dealing with and it's obvious these are like twitch emote pepes so its fine

[tender horizon]

Its another Amazon DDoS tbh, idk if DT specifically is affected tho.

[thick coyote]

Jackie's bike is basically the best vehicle in the game

[fast gorge]

wholesome chungus 100

[lusty estuary]

you my friend have just won the internet

[tired inlet]

🎶 You're getting mixed up with the wrong guys
You're getting messed up on the wrong drugs
Sometimes the party takes you places
That you didn't really plan on goin' 🎶

[low hemlock]

gumballdiscordmod:

[ocean widget]

you got your will sorted?

[lusty estuary]

ok good i was worried for you for a second

[forest mantle]

ughh

[thick coyote]

The most expensive bike isn't as fast as Jackie's, crazy

[ancient violet]

JESUS JESUS JAPANESUS

[tender horizon]

Imo it's far from the best but it is my favorite, no way im not using my dead friends bike. The narrative weight of it all, yk?

[ocean widget]

i saw that emoji big boi

[lusty estuary]

you need to stay safe big boi if anything happened to you i don't knoiw what i would do.

[real lily]

https://vxtwitter.com/darktide40k/status/1993756829923303491?s=46

[neon agate]

"All trappers must capture hazy"

[glacial shoal]

if a pepe in a shirt facing forward with no other indicators on it makes you question whether i'm posting a facist pepe or not idk what to tell you

[tender horizon]

The Akira bike is the fastest iirc

[neon agate]

Jackie is the goat

[low hemlock]

[fast gorge]

i just hit this fucker with two air-to-air missles and he just tanked that shit

[ocean widget]

well yeah they're air to air
not air to plane

[lusty estuary]

<- this pepo is safe

[tidal gyro]

i wish there is normal gun i like

[neon agate]

Does big boi post the most gooner stuff? Yeah. But his presence brings joy to everyone here, so we can't lose him. He is a necessity. He is the hero we need

[tidal gyro]

i only like bolt rifle and laser gun

[lusty estuary]

have you tried the braced autoguns

[tulip kettle]

Yeah. Signed to @low hemlock

[fast gorge]

autopistol is the most fun weapon in the game

[drowsy lynx]

Who needs normal gun when you already have best gun?

[tidal gyro]

is not accurate

[tired inlet]

Is it in the Lockbox?

[tulip kettle]

When I die Big boi will be given a grilled cheese and fifty shillings

[tidal gyro]

i wish normal gun is best

[tired inlet]

You're using This Gun in F:NV, I'm using That Gun

[neon agate]

Cheese

[tidal gyro]

what is this meaning

[glacial shoal]

you're telling me a gun that shoots literal plasma is gonna be better at killing than most guns that shoot just regular bullets?

[neon agate]

I love cheese. I would do a alot for cheese

[neon agate]

Yes

[lusty estuary]

see in the Lore tm the plussmuh gun is actually worse than the humble autogun

the autogun asks for nothing and gives you everything

[glacial shoal]

I don't know hardly anything about lore I just see funny plasma gun tear holes in crushers and happy brain science happens

[tired inlet]

https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/This_Machine

https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/That_Gun

[neon agate]

Space marine 2 would disagree tbh

[astral laurel]

Ooh the 1911s look fun

[lusty estuary]

when are we getting the cadian m1 garand lasgun in darktide

[tired inlet]

isn't that just an iron sights hellbore with bayonett?

[lilac tulip]

mmhm, the new video showcasing the dual pistols and shiv are not bad mmmhm

[glacial shoal]

don't forget the best part

[lusty estuary]

in function i guess the helbore does kinda fill the niche of a lascarbine but it doesn't nearly look as cool as the cadian lascarbine so...

[glacial shoal]

ROCKET LAUNCHER

[elder oasis]

The boom bringer

[lilac tulip]

i mean, if i want explosions i could play ogryn, but yeah ROCKET LAUNCHER sounds fun as well

[glacial shoal]

yeah but you only get one boom nade per use on ogryn, i'd imagine rocket launcher has at least 2-3 uses idk tho

[neon agate]

FATSHARK GIVE ME THE TALENT TREE FOR HIVE SCUM AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!

[glacial shoal]

tbf the boom nade is a VERY big boom nade

[lilac tulip]

could be could be, but i would like it to be more like, you only get 1, but that thing hits like a truck.

[tulip kettle]

Which Ogryn voice talks about Nosh?

[glacial shoal]

I want to one shot a beast of nurgle by rocket launchering the back of it

[tulip kettle]

SOMEBODY TELL ME PLEASE

[neon agate]

I hope to god they don't make it knock back teammates

[glacial shoal]

bully I think

[tulip kettle]

Ty

[glacial shoal]

idr the 3rd one that isn't bully or bodyguard personality wise

[lilac tulip]

oh my god, the possibilities of throwing people out the map

[neon agate]

PLEASE DON'T LET IT HAPPEN FATSHARK

[lilac tulip]

Would be funny for 2 days

[quick bloom]

Dual 1911s in a zombie horde shooter, welcome back Left 4 Dead

[gilded depot]

Error code: 9999

What is this?

Vermintide 2 had a EOS error as well

Also mechwarrior 5 coop is down due to EPIC server... is this all connected?

[blissful kiln]

aren't always online games wonderful

[neon agate]

Now we just need someone talking about a cheese burger plague ogryn

[tender horizon]

Amazon ddos again

[wheat cradle]

hey folks, does anyone know any good mods to play solo while still progressing? or at least if there is a way to not just be chucked into the tail end of some randoms mission!

also sorry if mods aren't allowed in this server, but genuinely the fact I cant play solo (with or without bots) or guarantee that I will be able to play from the start of a mission is genuinley driving me away from playing

[quick bloom]

Fatalist Arbitrator: "Sure, why don't I fry you an entire Lex-damned grox while I'm at it!"

[blissful kiln]

mods are allowed.
you can't play solo and progress

[worldly peak]

I wonder if the animation for the rocket launcher if finished in that clip.
Idunno if it's just me but I think the animation when he puts it away looks weird.
Like he's swinging it up between his legs.
Not sure if that's a common way to put away a rocket launcher.

[quick bloom]

Behold: the cocket launcher

[blissful kiln]

well you can play with bots and progress maybe? but I doubt you'll get far

bots are useless

[worldly peak]

I'm gonna make the headcannon that he pulls it out of his ass and then sticks it back in.
loading it with poop-rockets.
the Turd-Launcher

[jaunty path]

Your best chance at playing solo and progressing is getting a friend to join and die immediately

[wheat cradle]

i dont really mind about grinding super hard, i just want to be able to get home and smash some heretics

[blissful kiln]

you need 2 ppl for a private game, right?

[jaunty path]

You and someone else yeah

[novel marlin]

Can’t you just do the missions?

I only get joined to a game if I do quick play

[quick bloom]

He just opens his waistband and pulls the whole thing out like the Joker in Batman 1989

[blissful kiln]

the game rarely puts you in ongoing missions. which sucks actually

[wheat cradle]

??? literally every time i try to launch any specific mission i get dumped in the middle of a randoms game

[green beacon]

average darktide player

[delicate smelt]

When does the new trench mission come out

[green beacon]

Dec 2 along with the new class

[delicate smelt]

Nicee

[karmic forge]

joins the warband and immediately gets thrown into the worst type of warfare

[steady flare]

how do I get fatshark to remove the pox gas modifier from the game forever

why do fun event modifiers go away but this worthless shit stain gets to stick around and ruin havoc games

[somber spruce]

am I seeing things or was the Hive Scum dual weilding what looks like two 1911s?

[neon agate]

Yes

[steady flare]

exactly correct they would be 1911 because that is lore accurate

[elder merlin]

Awaken, @neon agate

[steady flare]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/File:Stub_gun7.jpg

[neon agate]

Brother I you can see my reply

[elder merlin]

I know, its just funny

[ocean widget]

should've woken up more

[neon agate]

[ocean widget]

thats 2 mac-10s

[neon agate]

I might hop on darktide today

[brazen pelican]

Be more woke!

[neon agate]

That was shown today check Twitter

[wooden creek]

Not in the gameplay clip, those are the stub pistols

[ocean widget]

ah

ok yeah those are 1911s
and a fucking m97

[neon agate]

I am playing with a puppygirl as she rizzes up a frog and I help their relationship by stop doing stupid things. Like waving instead of kneeling (yes dense I did choose to wave at the queen)

[languid hazel]

Woof :3

[neon agate]

Said puppygirl

[steady flare]

yes the m1911 is lore accurate 40K stub gun

[ocean widget]

nvm its a law not a m97

[somber spruce]

Praying to the Machine God they rediscover the Tec-9 STC soon 🙏

[drowsy lynx]

Erm that is clearly a felinid

[neon agate]

Right I'm sorry

[drowsy lynx]

Wait why did she woof then lol

[tender horizon]

They're 1911s mashed with a luger

[ocean widget]

good
vlaakith can go top herself

[neon agate]

Don't say that when we have someone so horribly downbad for Laezel she joined a vc to flame a French man because he said she was ugly

[tender horizon]

Lmfao

[steady flare]

https://collection.nam.ac.uk/images/960/118000-118999/118533.jpg carl gustav launcher

[tender horizon]

Is it a gustav? Looks like a SMAW to me.

[left swan]

lowkey curious what the gimmick for the dual-wields even gonna be that make them mechanically stand out. Maybe the dual-mac10s COULD see us able to shoot them both at the same time...but the dual pistols look like they function like single gun :/

[ocean widget]

gustavs got too much detail

[languid hazel]

Weirdly enough those pistols don’t look exactly like m1911’s to me. They look like a cross between a 1911 and this one Austrian pistol from WWI

[ocean widget]

the rocket launcher in the video is literally just a tube

[neon agate]

It's going to be probably like payday 2 and killing floor 2 either fire at the same time or alt fire per trigger

[humble laurel]

It’s just a hive ganger thing

What we need are some more dual wield weapons and maybe the electric whip

[left swan]

look like M9 Berettas to me.

[lethal solstice]

its a weird m9

[hasty sky]

it looks like a legally distinct handgun to me

[left swan]

hopefully ADS will let us shoot both pistols at the same time, like double-barrel letting us fire both barrels in ADS xD

[languid hazel]

Mrow :3

[neon agate]

Hopefully

[steady flare]

my bet is it's a hybrid between a 1911 (the actual lore accurate stub pistol), and a Mars Automatic a weird big ass WW1 pistol

[hard crane]

Hey you never know the ganger could’ve put a switch on em and ADS full autos

[languid hazel]

The WWI Deagle lol

[left swan]

u never know

[blissful kiln]

it's likely going to be like Vt2. alt fire is fast but less accurate. regular fire is slow but accurate

[wraith phoenix]

Is it time to get excited for something that will be delayed again yet?

[left swan]

wonder if they're gonna get bolter or sth xD

i'm not particularly a fan of dual daggers tho, im gonna like the butcher cleaver thing

[neon agate]

If it gets delayed again I will main psyker till I get 30

[elder merlin]

[languid hazel]

Fatshark please delay Hive Scoom. We need to make this happen

[quaint moss]

what instrument do you think an ogryn would play

[wheat cradle]

okay so if i have to play with other players cool, but can i not be dropped into the middle of missions?

[neon agate]

Listen man hazy can't use staff. In my ds magic runs at some point I just break my staff and start fisting enemies

[quaint moss]

i think like, bongos probably

[humble laurel]

It kinda looks like the Flechette Blaster which is a Skitarii weapon also iirc

[hard crane]

I’d say drums but they’d instantly break those

[neon agate]

The tiny triangle instrument you hit once and that's it

[languid hazel]

I mean, usually it should drop you into games near the beginning

[steady flare]

is the admech brainrot just going to be that all the hive ganger's equipment was TOTALLY meant to be skitarii now

[quaint moss]

3 sides to a triangle, sounds like the perfect instrument 👌

[neon agate]

NOOOO LEANNA PLEASE

[humble laurel]

Tbh flechette blasters are also guardsmen weapons but not as common

It’s just your typical uzi or SMG

Or let’s say a MAC-10 with the Sionics suppressor

[jaunty path]

no theres 6 sides dumi

[wraith phoenix]

SAH! How can hit all three sides when only have one stick sah?

[neon agate]

Because ogryn is smart

[humble laurel]

There are Ogryns that will definitely just put the stick inside the triangle like it’s a puzzle

[hard crane]

There are also ogryns that will get the triangle stuck around their large finger then get mad and break it

[acoustic pebble]

I took a nap, then woke up to see enough gameplay to stay hyped

Today truly is a blessed day

[languid hazel]

C’mon Skinny Fish, just give us Hive Scoom already ;-;

[neon agate]

Exactly

[acoustic pebble]

I feel you, dude

[neon agate]

Rewatch edgerunners to ruin it

[acoustic pebble]

Too bad!

[neon agate]

BTW my friends are calling me evil doing that to you

[acoustic pebble]

GOOD

Just found out on Friday some content creators will be showing off the Hive Scum

[feral vessel]

whats up fellow good loyalists

[languid hazel]

Bluh…

[acoustic pebble]

Good?

[neon agate]

Just show me the talent tree and I might consider telling people about my misdeeds

[languid hazel]

Listening to my brother argue with himself is making me wanna just take all the remaining gummies I have

[feral vessel]

duh
don't you know that the imperium are the only good guys
smh
can't believe xenos disinformation is still tolerated

[acoustic pebble]

Oh I'm saying I'M not good

[feral vessel]

depends

[neon agate]

People bang xenos and one of them is my friend

[feral vessel]

bang in what definition
if it is what i believe it is then i hope they wore protection

[neon agate]

Nah they rawdogged

[feral vessel]

do you have ANY idea how dangerous alien aids are

[neon agate]

Tyranids, tau, and necrons

[neon agate]

Would it make more sense if I said they mained psyker

[analog hornet]

dang it. no trolling then...

[languid hazel]

Me :3

[thick coyote]

Bro banged metal, lmao

Down bad doesn't even properly describe him

[languid hazel]

Chat I am gonna flip a coin

[languid hazel]

Heads means I take all 6 gummies that I have left right now. Tails means I only take two later tonight :3

[quaint moss]

i ate them

the extra 3 all gone

[languid hazel]

It was heads Dx

[neon agate]

He is insane

[ocean widget]

@neon agate do not get on BG3

i do not want to feel that psychic damage via osmosis

[languid hazel]

Don’t worry I will darking my tide instead :3

[neon agate]

Okay. I'm going to get on darktide then later tonight

Fook

[ocean widget]

oh dear god
im going to join you but oh dear god

just avoid any and all barrels when leanna is near

[languid hazel]

Look I’m just gonna sit in silence and run into walls

Also funny enough I tend to play Darktide better when high

[feral vessel]

what about vermining your tide

[languid hazel]

Did that earlier :>

[feral vessel]

nice

[ocean widget]

@neon agate worst weapon in the game iyo

[molten matrix]

the embargo for hive scum drops on friday 10 am pacific time

[neon agate]

I am used to it don't worry she got knocked off a cliff in baldurs gate 3 when we last played

[ocean widget]

[neon agate]

Darktide?

[ocean widget]

nah R2

[shell nexus]

Did y'all see the TikTok clip of the hive scum gameplay

[neon agate]

Uhhhhhh that's probably huntsman

[ocean widget]

sick

[acoustic pebble]

Ye. The guy playing it sucks tho

[ocean widget]

huntmaster?

[wispy wadi]

[shell nexus]

Fr thought it was IGN

[acoustic pebble]

Can't wait to see gameplay on Friday

[neon agate]

Yeah. Hits hard, but is kinda outclassed. I don't count the rusted weapons

[ocean widget]

sick

[languid hazel]

Dense. You and Hazy and I should all play R2 together :3

[shell nexus]

Bro missed both his melee attacks and probably hit 2 of the 20 pistol rounds.

And I think he only managed to blow up like 1 guy with the rpg

[ocean widget]

cant till tanksgiving

[languid hazel]

Heck

[ocean widget]

wait this clip?
#🐦tweets-sermons message

[acoustic pebble]

Atleast we got to see the rocket launcher tho so I thought that was neat

[shell nexus]

Yes

[hidden wedge]

we better get the ogryn leopard pants with the release of hive scum i swear to god

[steady laurel]

Man the hive ganger running around with 1911’s and a bazooka is fuckin peak

[ocean widget]

that aint a ganger clip
thats an average heresy player clip

[acoustic pebble]

I know JoPlays will have gameplay footage to release on friday and I'm very excited

[languid hazel]

I saw at least four bodies go splat from the rocket and several of the rounds actually hit enemies. Melee though? Yeah only clearly saw the push and the one swing connect at the end

[undone grotto]

can anyone tell me what defines a 1st 2nd and 3rd salvo?

[ocean widget]

some of those missed shots have to be intentional though
there is no way everyone reviewing that clip thought it was good

[undone grotto]

is that like the 1st 2nd 3rd shot from a mag?

[whole glade]

the power i hold

[ocean widget]

shots without pulling finger off trigger

[neon agate]

Why do you ask btw?

[acoustic pebble]

It seems more of a teaser for what's to come? Because no way even casual darktide players will play the class like that

[steady laurel]

I also kinda like the fact they’re using guns that look like our modern ones. For someone in the 41st millennium that would be ancient shit but it makes sense for a giant slum planet

[ocean widget]

got bored
decided fuck it make a build

[hazy atlas]

everyone is going to like hive scum and still bitcvh

[neon agate]

Ah makes sense.

[steady laurel]

Yup. That’s just how it goes at this point

[acoustic pebble]

I'm going to enjoy the shit out of hive scum. All that Bluuuueeee!!

[shell nexus]

Idk remember IGNs controversial clip

[acoustic pebble]

Blue for daaaayyyyysssss!!

[ocean widget]

cuphead
yeah
but that required multiple inputs so clearly too hard for them

[shell nexus]

No monkeigh

[acoustic pebble]

The dudes son played the game better than he did

[ocean widget]

ok after testing the huntmaster @neon agate
i retain all legal right to call you a slur because what the fuck is wrong with you this gun is great

[steady flare]

it's also because the literal first image for a stub pistol in 40K was just a side profile of an M1911

That thing could just be the gun and it'd be lore accurate

[steady laurel]

I mean the 1911 is over a hundred years old, shit has stood the test of time. Why wouldn’t it keep going past that?

[neon agate]

Yeah cause it's not even that bad. You asked an impossible question to answer. All the non rusted weapons are usable and good. It's just the huntmaster is a pump sniper so people don't like it therefore the worst weapon. Remnant 2 is well balanced game. (If we ignore explorer and how invader wormhole is saving that arch)

[ocean widget]

awful
the fuckin cowboy repeater is the worst non-rusted after testing

[neon agate]

Cowboy repeater is strong. Use gs or hunter

[ocean widget]

just use the hunter on the huntmaster then

[neon agate]

Yeah go ahead. There is not gun in remnant that is bad

Even hellfire is good with a fire build

[ocean widget]

tfw repulsor exists

[neon agate]

Build for the mod

Use summoner and archon and nuke them

[thick coyote]

Shots before the recoil reset

[ocean widget]

it does less damage per shot than the huntmaster

[shell nexus]

Nvm you right, I looked it up, it was Polygon I was thinking of

[undone grotto]

thank you that helps alot

[shell nexus]

Their lobotomized Doom gameplay from back in the day

[prisma rose]

Curious, just bought a controller to play something else. How dose Darktide play with a controller ?

[steady flare]

do so many of the guns have to be freak shit though

[thick fog]

Fine but theres no custom controller binds

I think theres few preset control bind schemes but you can change them or customize

[shell nexus]

Controller is peak, PC sucks for Darktide, my fingers accidentally hit a key and I fucking nuke myself

[long trench]

Wild take there

[thick coyote]

Turn off aim assist and you'll be fine
The tag button usually wears off fast though

[neon agate]

Wdym?

[blissful kiln]

Controller bros turning their camera:
50 years later.png

[steady flare]

The CUBE GUN

[shell nexus]

If you play Darktide with keyboard and mouse you eat Elmer's Glue

[prisma rose]

Yes do you play console more than PC ? Skill issue isnt the right way to say it. Is it possible that your issue is due to you having more familiarity with controllers than Keyboard/Mouse ?

[shell nexus]

Nah cuz I play Arma 3 on my PC Too much

[amber delta]

[thick coyote]

KnM vs Controller in the big 25
Wow smh

[prisma rose]

Well ill try it then

[shell nexus]

You wanna talk about complicated keybinds, Arma 3 is where it's at

[steady flare]

Or that one "secondary" rocket launcher that you have to wait an actual real life hour and a half to get

[thick coyote]

Just remember to turn off aim assist

[pseudo timber]

Where can I find this...hive scummer gameplay footage...

[steady flare]

God and that gun was so disappointing too I did not like it

[thick coyote]

#🐦tweets-sermons

[shell nexus]

Aim assist can definitely be annoying, I've tried to take out a distant elite enemy, only for aim assist to pull off my shot cuz a poxwalker walked by

[thick coyote]

Can't even call that gameplay footage 😭

[pseudo timber]

Oh yeah, I'm scumming it up

[thick coyote]

This shit is so ass

[shell nexus]

Yeah it's more like a Hardcore Henry POV when he's at home washing dishes

[amber delta]

why does this look so stiff

[thick fog]

same person who recorded the arbites gameplay smh

[pseudo timber]

Shivs look a tad monkey but maybe it'll have different variants

[thick fog]

because it is, bro got toughness break and constantly hit by multiple poxers

[thick coyote]

Killing floor 3 footage

[shell nexus]

My buddy said it felt like Vermintide, like the player was on ice the whole time

[prisma rose]

HA couple 9s an at4 and some pointy rebar. Truely Reject weapons.

[inland mantle]

Ong hope it looks better ingame cause that is not it lol

[ocean widget]

cus the person playing sucks

[cold quiver]

Fatshark’s marketing team were all told to face the wall and got fragged

[inland mantle]

Nah man they're super goated trust

[elder merlin]

Super goated? Beastman next class confirmed?

[long trench]

They got their toughness broken by like 3 poxwalkers. Truly GOAT player

[ancient violet]

shooting poxwalkers

[inland mantle]

Paid for the ammo Imma use it

[signal mason]

45 frees the souls into the embrace of the man emperor

[shell nexus]

I'm NGL Fatshark is fumbling the bag further.

The outrage on reveal day was insane, it calmed down a bit. Now we have doodoo gameplay which isn't reassuring at all 😂

And the customization photos they sent were just as bad, maybe one of the outfits looked good, maybe 2 if I'm being generous.

They need to show off some really good gameplay soon, with proper quality control

[inland mantle]

Sadly on par with the arby gameplay trailer

[blissful kiln]

Full Sedition match gameplay

[low blade]

Genuinely I dont think Fatshark marketing team has players that can handle like, Damnation

[elder merlin]

Darktide?

[shell nexus]

At least the Arby looked cool and had a badass trailer

[blissful kiln]

Havoc 1 Hive Scum showcase

[low blade]

Fatshark hire me I'll play an Auric and record both crazy headshot flicks and stunning chokes

[dapper trench]

sup

[signal mason]

Fairly certain that they had to cut out a lot of the trailer due to drug use

[shell nexus]

Heaven forbid a dev run into a Crusher or Mauler. Gameplay would just be getting insta killed and rag dolling

[inland mantle]

GW doing GW things

[prisma rose]

Im still convinced that they where trying to be artistic with that trailer and imply it was the power fantasy of the ganger in it.

[dapper trench]

mood

[low blade]

Iirc they cut the Arby gameplay everytime they encounted more than 2 crushers at once

[inland mantle]

Wouldnt shock me

[low blade]

Half the gameplay reveals by Fatshark sucks BAD and then along comes chocoB and he makes them look good. SAME thing happened with Arby

[shell nexus]

Hive City Gang members, Criminals and drug fiends
Looks Inside
PG13 shirtless Emos with MAC11s

[elder merlin]

This cant be true lol

[inland mantle]

What someone whos good at the game can do

[hazy atlas]

pro tip if somone makes a mistake or the game gets slightly hard you should leave. especially if its on the diabolical heresy setting

[signal mason]

Thanks for the tip

[low blade]

You can CHECK, they cut the gameplay reveal a ton'

[elder merlin]

"They arent even shooting up drugs, what kind of gang member is this?"

[low blade]

Its a UK marketing thing I bet. Warhammer is always marketed as PG-13

[leaden granite]

Especially if they don't res you in a crusher horde

[elder merlin]

Ya'll watch the gameplay trailers? They put out gameplay trailers?

[signal mason]

All I know is imma bout to hotbox this whole hive

[shell nexus]

GW: Why are our drug addicted chem maniac Gang Members doing chems in their trailer. This makes no sense!

[signal mason]

*this hurts out aquisition chance with hasbro

[shell nexus]

That's like GW censoring the Arbites trailer because the Arbites were committing Police Brutality

[blissful kiln]

Showing drug use is bad!!!
Now show us all of your private messages.
-EU

[shell nexus]

You can take the Arbites out of Police Brutality, but you can't take the Police Brutality out of Arbites

[white vale]

Imma show them an unregistered firearm

[long trench]

We need to see those so we know who is using drugs. Duh!

[signal mason]

My arbites bodycan has been on sonce the great crusade

[shell nexus]

EU banning sharp knives while also wanting your DMs, and wanting you to register for an online ID to NOT MONITOR you with

But God forbid drugs in a game trailer! The Queen would turn in her grave

[vivid sequoia]

Hello

[amber delta]

bro says EU when he means UK

[blissful kiln]

oh it's not just UK

[shell nexus]

Same thing to me, it's all on fire

[languid hazel]

Meowllo :3

[shell nexus]

I can't see the borders of nations when there's too much smoke from the rampaging inferno

[amber delta]

I can still buy sharp knives idk what you mean

[hazy atlas]

one of them refused to take medicae and then rushed through the next section, triggered the DH and then had the gall to place the marker down to hurry up

[river badger]

Any idea when the Hive Scum gameplay will be shown? I really want to see what they can do for myself.

[white vale]

Never

[inland mantle]

50/50 it gets shown or not

[signal mason]

Never

[shell nexus]

You can watch the uhhh walking simulator in the #🐦tweets-sermons

[signal mason]

Class was cancelled

[drowsy prawn]

Shouldn't UK supposed to get better after leaving EU, what happened 🤔

[river badger]

NOOOOOO

[shell nexus]

The UK leaving the EU has nothing to do with its current state. If it had stayed in the EU it'd be the same

[languid hazel]

It was just a lie created by corporatists

[ocean widget]

you see
that was what we in the biz like to call
"the UK government being incompetent"

[pseudo timber]

Less then a week away guys scummers rise up

[ocean widget]

as a brit

https://tenor.com/view/jeremy-clarkson-laughing-laughing-hysterically-at-you-bahaha-gif-19955692

[shell nexus]

EU ain't got nothing to do with your Authoritarian PM and unregulated mass immigration

[ocean widget]

ah yes
because those were the only things that brexit applied to

[shell nexus]

Obviously it caused some economic issues, but that would happen regardless thanks to the things I mentioned

[amber delta]

steimer is a funny guy, he managed to make both the left and right hate him

[ocean widget]

hey if you're going to try to ragebait can you at least be accurate

[shell nexus]

With or without the EU, the UK would still be burning

Just because there's a life raft near you, doesn't mean you know how to swim to it

[ocean widget]

funny man funny man, just do your research next time you try and ragebait to make it sound believable

[ocean widget]

dudes a fuckin nutter though i tell ya

[shell nexus]

Yapper over here doesn't know anything about his homeland

[ocean widget]

🎣

[shell nexus]

Have you got your fishing license?

Ah, guess that'll be a 500 quid fine, and we'll be seizing your social media too

It's okay I forgive you for being British 🙏

You gave us too many taxes so we overthrew you, for that I thank you 🙏

[ocean widget]

oh american
so it isnt even bait its just incompetence
sick

[shell nexus]

Incompetence, brother you live in the UK

[drowsy prawn]

as bad as UK is they aren't the country with a president that protects pedo, where them files at hmmmm?

[signal mason]

Reminds me, did you guys even get your fishing rights back from brexit?

[ocean widget]

[signal mason]

That answers my question

[ocean widget]

yup
unfortunately it does

[white vale]

brits
rights
Choose one

[ocean widget]

not how brits work yet mate

[candid stratus]

Who could care less about politics, what we should really be condeming the brits for is their "food"

[ocean widget]

you pay for discord nitro
if you think our food is bad we can just take a look at your spending habits

[candid stratus]

My nitro status has no relevance to the punters lack of taste

[ocean widget]

it does affect how ya judge things though

[candid stratus]

Corpse Starch is clearly a commentary on the horror of british cuisine

[ocean widget]

sure sure
mhmm totally

[signal mason]

Beef wellingtons are pretty good, havent had a scotch egg but theyvlook good, sausage rolls seem pretty good, pot pie is good, steak pie is good

[candid stratus]

Mushy Peas. Your honour do I need to say more?

[ocean widget]

yeah actually
your judging is nuts
you view fine as wack and wack as fine

[inland mantle]

Tbf america has some shit food aswell

[candid stratus]

Pillaged half the world for spices then decided to stick to porridge and even now continue to eat like the germans are still flying overhead.

[signal mason]

Colorodo pizza is a crime

[ocean widget]

some is a debatable term after reading the ingredients list

[ocean widget]

oh yeah defo american
stereotypes are flyin through the air

[candid stratus]

Incorrect.

[signal mason]

Tbf chain/premade foods are not equivalent to fresh made american regional cuisines.

[ocean widget]

i dont think jello salad should count as american regional cuisine

[neon agate]

Have you tried the courrpted version? Corrupted meridian goes hard

[signal mason]

Oh yeah screw that. But most american bbq, pretty much most of italian american cuisine slaps

[tender horizon]

Italian american fucks and tbh a lot of it is rooted in Italian immigrants have more access to stuff to make what they desired.

[drowsy lynx]

It's not even really food lol

[signal mason]

Yeah jello salad isnt really a popular thing anywhere Ive been in the us, just some scuffed trailer park stuff most likely

[tender horizon]

Jello salad is 60s americana isnt it

[inland mantle]

It's more a crime against food if anything

[ocean widget]

yeah crippling depression
still does apply as a part of american cuisine unfortunately

[drowsy lynx]

Pretty sure it was just a cheap, easy to make dessert item that was new and looked "fancy" by 50s-60s homemade food presentation standards so it was popular

[dapper trench]

[ocean widget]

im all for historical preservation but by god

[tender horizon]

Tbh when I think of cultural cuisine I think of current day stuff

[signal mason]

We can pull out the artichoke ice cream then, which was london

[drowsy lynx]

Hard to tell if people actually like it though, I do occasionally still see one at big events or dinners

[neon agate]

Okay guys is anyone going say something like the scumussy when hive scum drops or no? I hope to god not

[ocean widget]

france actually

[drowsy lynx]

Well i wasn't but now that you've mentioned it

[ocean widget]

"In 1768 a Frenchman known as Monsieur Emy published a compilation of ice cream recipes with flavours including artichoke, avocado, anise, violet, asparagus, grated cheese and even whale vomit! It might be best to stick with mint choc chip…"

[signal mason]

Mary Earles

[ocean widget]

mary earle or earles?

[neon agate]

Listen man. People in another community wanted to bang a rock lady. So I gotta be ready for anything

[signal mason]

Eales, my phone keyboard is messing with me

[pine cedar]

Someone decide which class I should play today, I can’t decide 🗿

[signal mason]

Ganger

[drowsy lynx]

You mean a gargoyle?

[ocean widget]

no mention of artichoke
if you've got a source i'd love to see it

[languid hazel]

Gaymers :3

[neon agate]

No. In remnant 2 there is a rock lady called Lydusa, people wanted to bang her and started saying the lydussy

[signal mason]

It came to me in a dream (but more likely I missed up my ice cream cook books)

[ocean widget]

yeah to be fair i'd fuck both forms of lydusa over deadlock ivy

[inland mantle]

Sigh... Looks female enough

[languid hazel]

Funnily enough I was just about play Ogryn :>

[drowsy lynx]

I just assumed that was a deadlock reference, hilarious that there's another

[neon agate]

YOU WOULD BANG TRANSFORMERS!

[ocean widget]

yes, and?

[signal mason]

Optimus Prime about to roll out cuz he cant stand

[neon agate]

Listen man. I have been through the darkest dungeon community...I know the depths of people depravity and how far they can go.

[dapper trench]

[neon agate]

SOMEONE WANTED TO BANG A LOCK. A LOCK HOW WOULD YOU FOOK A LOCK

[pine cedar]

Sounds like some fetish way of lock picking

[languid hazel]

Cock picking

[candid stratus]

Scumussy

[inland mantle]

Death

[languid hazel]

Democrussy

[neon agate]

I said that earlier

[candid stratus]

You were asking if anyone would say it so I said it

[neon agate]

No democracy fooks you more likely

[neon agate]

Fook

[eager kernel]

'_'

What in the warp....?