general-chat

[jaunty path]

Admech tomorrow

[tulip kettle]

I'm gonna scum everywhere

[jaunty path]

Im scumming 💔

[tulip kettle]

I can't wait for the admech class reveal

[marsh iris]

scumtide

[acoustic pebble]

It's actually a Hive Scum with cybernetics in a red cloak

[tulip kettle]

BY SIGMAR I'M SCUMMING EVERYWHERE

[marsh iris]

[acoustic pebble]

Removes your S

[tulip kettle]

I'm going to touch you

[tall grove]

Honestly I’m excited for the interactions between seer psyker and anarchist

[acoustic pebble]

This is what I'm hoping it'll go like

[delicate smelt]

I saw a video interviewing the guy at Fatshark who calls the shots for the next updates and he said we can expect to get more classes in 2026 with the 6 month timespan it's been at, and also that they're aware that Admech is a highly demanded class

[tall grove]

They have a crazy off. One might say a freak off

[acoustic pebble]

I'll stimm you into becoming a loyalist

[marsh iris]

loyal juice

[tulip kettle]

I just want to be skitarii sneepur

[acoustic pebble]

Fem Anarchist will go crazy on a scratch anyone recieves

[tulip kettle]

No don't make me become loyal

[gloomy tartan]

Please don’t scum in the storm raptor

[acoustic pebble]

B-But... SERGEANT MAJOR MORROW!!

[tulip kettle]

[acoustic pebble]

Now I will commission someone drawing a bunch of thirsty HS in front of Morrow

[tulip kettle]

Oh...

[marsh iris]

sweaty trailer HS belly

[acoustic pebble]

This is the result of YOUR actions

[tulip kettle]

Surely it would be trappers not hive scum then

[acoustic pebble]

Too late!

[tall grove]

The difference?

[gloomy tartan]

Trappers wear a gimp mask

[hard crane]

The amount of fishnet used

[tulip kettle]

For Halloween they should've made different classes cosplay different enemies. Ogryn - Mutants
Veterans - The normal fellas whatever the fuck they're called
Zealots - Berserkers
Psyker - (nothing because no one cares about psykers)
Arbitrators - Trappers

[tall grove]

I’m sure we’ll get one for hive scum too to satiate @neon agate

[tulip kettle]

I can't wait to be a drug addict gimp

[acoustic pebble]

I can't wait to be a drug addict in a game this time

[tall grove]

Why wait? Do it rn irl

[gloomy tartan]

They must be satiated

[tulip kettle]

I have

[hard crane]

can’t wait for hive scum to get an exclusive emote of flipping a stim and people just surround an arbite doing it

[neon agate]

EXCUSE ME

[tulip kettle]

Shut it hazy boy

[tall grove]

What? You like the gimp mask

[gloomy tartan]

I hope a fent lean emote penance comes with the fent ganger

[neon agate]

I DO NOT. MY DUTY IS TO THE PEOPLE

[tulip kettle]

Hazy is a sub for gimp masks

[gloomy tartan]

I’m sure you can have hobbies

[neon agate]

It's the only one that covers my full face

[tall grove]

Yep, cus like your mother, you’re rated E for everyone

[hard crane]

The hobbies are being a femboy and wearing gimp masks

[tall grove]

The other masks do too, they leave only your hair exposed

[neon agate]

Or mouth

[tulip kettle]

Hazy definitely lets himself get captured by the trappers

[neon agate]

I DO NOT

[gloomy tartan]

He must protect his mouth

[marsh iris]

dude same

[neon agate]

Why is everyone so convinced I AM A BOTTOM

[tall grove]

Proof?

[tulip kettle]

Lies. I saw it with my own two eyes whilst drinking from Rinda

[low hemlock]

Why me gettin blue balled!🩵 💦

[tall grove]

Because you give off bottom energy

[tulip kettle]

I'll leave your balls purple

[hard crane]

Prove to them that you’re a top then

[neon agate]

I think i need to switch to be a dps main

[marsh iris]

turn the ball black

[neon agate]

I think being a tank/support is not a good idea

[tulip kettle]

Ultimate gay

[tall grove]

Like a zealot? All zealot mains are queer you know

[neon agate]

Tank zealot is fun

[tulip kettle]

Can confirm as a zealot main

[tall grove]

🏳️‍🌈

[tulip kettle]

GAY GAY GAY. MY GAYDAR IS GOING OFF. QUUUEEEERRRR

[neon agate]

How?

[low hemlock]

🥥 🥥

[tulip kettle]

Indeed big boi

[neon agate]

Hazy will never recover from the accusations

[tall grove]

*confirmations

[tulip kettle]

Hazy doesn't recover from getting captured by gimps either

[brazen pelican]

Faced with accusations, but the evidence to the contrary was Hazy, at best.

[neon agate]

Don't get caught

[tulip kettle]

I wanna catch you gimp boy

[neon agate]

This is a fooking hilarious pun.
You get 3 pog frogs

[tulip kettle]

More tally marks appeared 😔

[tall grove]

“Say the line, Bart!”

[neon agate]

HUH

[brazen pelican]

3 out of how many? :>

[neon agate]

More like medals not a rating don't worry. Also besides you are super based you play space marine 2 and are good at assault so yeah

[tulip kettle]

Something new for the collection

[brazen pelican]

So what you're saying it was the best grade you've ever seen? :>

[brazen pelican]

All Trappers work for Train-sin the Infidel.

[tulip kettle]

I BESEECH THEE HAZY BECOME MY LITTLE GIMP BOY

[neon agate]

Yes

[hard crane]

You don’t have to ask you can just take the rejects, they’re all free

[neon agate]

NOOOOOOOO. WE ARE NOT HAVING SOMEONE WANTING TO COLLAR ME AGAIN

[tulip kettle]

YAAAAY HUMAN TRAFFICKING

[neon agate]

But I AM AN ARB

[ocean widget]

well duh
2 collars dont fit

[jaunty path]

This is an interesting subject

[tall grove]

You said “yes” directly after someone asked for you to become their little gimp boy? Curious

[tulip kettle]

TOO BAD I'M GOING TO TIE YOU UP KINKY STYLE

[neon agate]

That was a reply man

[tall grove]

Nuh uh.

[tulip kettle]

Too bad. Yes is yes to me

[ocean widget]

this is the day missus sees people more nutty than her

[jaunty path]

All of of you will be ass wipe servitors

[neon agate]

[tulip kettle]

Only if I'm wiping Rinda's ass

[neon agate]

Hazy will never ever escape the bottom applications

[formal mortar]

Can I be a beer testing servitor instead?

[hard crane]

Some of them would be into that

[jaunty path]

Ah no no I'd say worse if it weren't for rules/vibe

[tulip kettle]

No

[jaunty path]

I'm moreso cringing due to the atmosphere

[brazen pelican]

Imagine being a bottom. Couldn't be me.

[tulip kettle]

Hazy is such a bottom bitch icl

[formal mortar]

You don't get to make the decision

[tulip kettle]

Just did Sid

[hazy kestrel]

What a terrible time to open up general chat.

[jaunty path]

Does the adeptus munitorum make corpse beer

[tall grove]

*immaculate

[formal mortar]

My beer bottle cracked

[tulip kettle]

Probably

[hard crane]

This is like 99% of the time so it’s not actually that terrible

[brazen pelican]

Corpse malt.

[jaunty path]

Better fucking drink it then. Or put it in a cup

[formal mortar]

I tornado'd it and drank it

[jaunty path]

I could chug corpse malt rn

[neon agate]

...

[tulip kettle]

A dominant lady. Me likey

[brazen pelican]

Drink the glass. :3

[formal mortar]

My tongue be numb

[ocean widget]

told to drink it so it isnt wasted
called dominant
why do i expect anything but from this server

[neon agate]

I'm so sorry this is hazy bottom bullying hoursn

[hard crane]

I think the corpse malt would be too viscous to chug, you’d probably have to chew it

[tulip kettle]

Buddy it's me talking don't expect anything

[tall grove]

*bottom encouraging

[jaunty path]

Pieces of flesh wouldn't be too bad. As long as theres no fat we'll be okay.

[languid hazel]

Meep

[jaunty path]

...the way corpse starch is made....corpse beer would be brown oily water

[neon agate]

Please help

[marsh iris]

corpsedog

hotcorpse?

[jaunty path]

I wish corpse starch was made to taste better

Why am I talking like I had it before

[marsh iris]

im sure there are strawberry or chocolate flavours

[jaunty path]

I always imagined corpse starch looking like a gray mushy paste

But then there's also a red looking soup with chunks in it

[tulip kettle]

Sounds like Rinda

[nimble valley]

Corpse starch is probably like using cornmeal. Gritty, pulpy, cornmeal.

[green beacon]

u are tho

[gloomy tartan]

Corpse starch corn bread?

[jaunty path]

But that makes me think it tastes like ravioli- if it weren't for the fact this is grimdark. I think corpse starch should taste like ravioli

[twin flower]

Delish

[jaunty path]

If that were the case. Bread would go really good with corpse starch

[little marten]

RAWR xD

[languid hazel]

uwu

[jaunty path]

I wonder if you can increase the flavor...would it be a crime to add anything to corpse starch

[twin flower]

What, like some ketchup on the side

[gloomy tartan]

It would be expensive

[wooden garnet]

is there a guide for recognizing havoc seeds and how to design ur comp around it

[gloomy tartan]

I’d be making corpse starch French fries 🍟

[jaunty path]

No like salt and pepper

[languid hazel]

Maybe a little cilantro

[twin flower]

Add some cilantro on dat bish

[gloomy tartan]

If someone got me salt and pepper for my corpse starch to make French fries I would marry them

Then I would explode like cadia

[little marten]

cilantro minced garlic lime juice cumin honey and some salt to taste

[gloomy tartan]

Dumping Cajun seasoning all over fries also works

[twin flower]

Gourmet your starch

[gloomy tartan]

Corpse starch from nobles would be seasoned like a mf

[tulip kettle]

Why use corpse starch when you can just vore

[twin flower]

Nah they'd just have actual food

[tulip kettle]

Smoke grenade skin. Corpse starch

[ocean widget]

You cant replace big boi btw

[tulip kettle]

I don't want to. He's awesome

[ocean widget]

Can you not cumin the honey

[tall grove]

It’s the honey that’s cumin not him

[whole star]

I’ll be honest, I really like this game, but I seriously struggle with anything above Malice difficulty

[tulip kettle]

Dodge and you'll win

[formal mortar]

I got pizza rolls and a java stout, time to kill heretics

[whole star]

I do, they all just swarm me

[ocean widget]

What's ur weapon

[tall grove]

Use the push of your melee weapon

[whole star]

Vraks autogun and dueling saber

[tulip kettle]

[ocean widget]

By chance are you using your gun to kill hordes

[tall grove]

You’ll want more of a slashing weapon to deal with hordes

[tulip kettle]

Unless you're playing stealth zealot

[twin dirge]

The SM2 update is kinda nice lads

[ocean widget]

Nah duelling sword works fine for hordes
Especially heresy

[tall grove]

Then you die, say slurs, and leave

[formal mortar]

Gimme deets on why

[whole star]

What’s meant by a slashing weapon exactly?

[tulip kettle]

Yup. Can confirm

[formal mortar]

Never say slurs

[tall grove]

Weapon that slashes horizontally rather than vertically in order to hit a bunch of enemies

[tulip kettle]

I call my team filthy loyalists and proceed to make a sacrifice to Nurgle

[formal mortar]

That's fine

[whole star]

What do you recommend?

[tall grove]

Depends, what’s your class?

[tulip kettle]

Relic sword

[whole star]

Veteran

[formal mortar]

Shovel

[tulip kettle]

Shovel

[twin dirge]

New boss fight is tasty (nid duo fight), and they changed a bunch of stuff, like assault has special jetpack dash attacks now, hella new heroic weapons, they decoupled a lot of the armor cosmetics so you can just mix and match everything now, all very pog stuff (the new heroics are fire)

[formal mortar]

Nice

[tall grove]

Probably shovel, and spam heavy attacks. A little tip, you don’t have to fully charge heavy attacks, try it out in the meat grinder

[whole star]

I thought the shovel was just the default melee weapon

[formal mortar]

What level are you Talos?

[tall grove]

Yep, and it’s good

[low hemlock]

Yes Trappy can, Me approvez‼️

[hard crane]

Just because it’s the “default” doesn’t mean it’s bad

[twin dirge]

Oh and the bots now wear the armor you have set on them

[whole star]

30

[ocean widget]

Banned for attempting overthrowing of big boi

[hard crane]

all weapons have their purposes some will have better horde clear some will have better single target and some will be the power sword

[formal mortar]

You have a lot of viable options for weapons, power sword, shovel, etc etc, just need to find one that fits your niche

[sullen mango]

Im gonna slaughter all of you with the shovel

[tulip kettle]

[formal mortar]

If you are having trouble dealing with hordes with the dueling sword, try the power sword instead, or the shovel with the heavy attacks. These have pretty good wide sweeps that can help clear stuff around you a bit more

[tall grove]

Look up some tutorials or something, they’ll probably explain it better than we can

[formal mortar]

Also blocking and using your push attacks help a lot, dodges are king as well

Watch some gameplay vids to help you understand too, pay attention to what they do in melee combat

[tall grove]

This. Watch other people play, it’s how I got semi decent

[formal mortar]

Telling you what to do is hard, but you can see plenty examples of high level gaemplay

[whole star]

This is probably my first fps if you don’t count Fallout

[formal mortar]

Then it's going to take you longer to learn than most

[tulip kettle]

Oh damn. Starting off with a difficult game lol

[tall grove]

Well the actual “shooting” takes a bit of a back foot in this game, the focus is generally on melee

[formal mortar]

First Person melee is harder imo than first person shooting

[tall grove]

But more fun

[tulip kettle]

Just dodge roll fr

[formal mortar]

FS does it well imo

[brazen pelican]

Just Gunstrike.

[tulip kettle]

Just backflip

[vivid sequoia]

Hiii

[tulip kettle]

She should've dodged

[tulip kettle]

Hiiii Birthday Priest

[vivid sequoia]

Haii thanks

[tall grove]

Oh it’s your birthday?
old

[formal mortar]

Dang, I just now realized they have achievements for DoW

[gloomy tartan]

I’m back I walked my dog

[vivid sequoia]

Pfftt

[gloomy tartan]

What did I miss ?

[acoustic pebble]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

[tall grove]

I can hear your cogs turning gang they need to be oiled or some shit

[gloomy tartan]

Have they achieved unc status yet?

[vivid sequoia]

That's because someone steals ad hogs all the wd40

[acoustic pebble]

80% done

I have to wait for MY birthday

[vivid sequoia]

What do you even need all it for your not a skitari

[gloomy tartan]

I need oil for my epsilon level leg augmentics

[tall grove]

Sounds like quite the villainous philistine

[twin flower]

Its for my creaky door hinges

[tulip kettle]

Lubed up leg

[gloomy tartan]

Can’t get trench foot if I have robo legs

[tall grove]

Pear teto? Like… perteto? Like… potato?

[gloomy tartan]

According to the description these highly functional bionics are arguably better than the legs they replaced. This isin’t often the case.

The epsilon level lmb augmentics legs are neat.

[marsh iris]

give me sigma legs

[gloomy tartan]

Sigmars legs ?

[marsh iris]

[carmine steppe]

This is why Admech replace their limbs with machine parts

[formal mortar]

That reminds me I need to finish a Rimworld cyborg playthrough

[languid hazel]

Chat. Does anyone wanna… play with a stupid idiot felinid stoned out of her mind? :3

[summer crow]

Just beat my first game of damnation in a long time. complete ass kicking on my end

[summer crow]

sure!

[formal mortar]

Possibly...

[languid hazel]

This isn’t conventional lfg. This is silent lfg :3

[summer crow]

what

[languid hazel]

Mrrp :3

[summer crow]

joined!

[marsh iris]

Hive Scum: Kark Da Arbites!

[summer crow]

all arbites are karkers

[shrewd root]

Playing Silent hill 2 remake like a zealot rn lmao

[formal mortar]

Hive scum x Arbites romance novel when

Get some Romeo and Juliet up in here

[tender horizon]

You kill things with a chainsaw?

[summer crow]

oh i thought maelstrom was like the last difficulty

[languid hazel]

I’ll get to work on it after Hive Scoom releases. Need to make sure I get the vibes right

[summer crow]

tf is maelstrom

[twin flower]

Enjoy

[wheat sphinx]

how are you meant to avoid trapper nets when bodyblocked by hordes?

[languid hazel]

It’s gonna be a doomed toxic yuri story just so we’re clear :3

[shrewd root]

Hit hit dodge to proc duelist hit again

[summer crow]

dr pepper dripping condensation everywhere

[tender horizon]

Tbh yeah, I feel that

[little marten]

This far after launch the arc raiders Reddit still provides such gold

[tall grove]

Sm2 or darktide?

[formal mortar]

Send me a copy please

[round mica]

heavy laser pistol does not feel heavy

[little marten]

Forbidden literature ey

[tall grove]

The other MK does

[gloomy tartan]

Yuri? In this economy?

[twin flower]

Girl on Girl action

[tall grove]

Lesbian

[round mica]

I have not tried it yet, I just got it to level 7

[gloomy tartan]

You think I know oppai and I don’t know Yuri?

[tall grove]

Well it’s certainly far heavier feeling

[gloomy tartan]

Lesbians exist in Warhammer?

[tall grove]

Your mom

[lethal solstice]

Yes

[gloomy tartan]

Wait women exist in Warhammer?

[tall grove]

Celestine and that inquisitor chick

[gloomy tartan]

Did you ask them out and they said no?

[summer crow]

ough

[tall grove]

In between making out they gasped out “fuck off”

[gloomy tartan]

I just did a mission with a loose cannon dude and lady and my cutthroat goes “ TRY TO ACT LIKE SOLDIERS!”

[slender aurora]

orksorksorksorks

[gloomy tartan]

My cutthroat became the babysitter of the squad whenever we talked lol

[gloomy tartan]

Making out in this economy?

[tall grove]

Swapping holy spit

[summer crow]

Just get an ao3 account and get it done

get karking stuck in

[gloomy tartan]

like the Cadians say when the troop numbers are low “Frak This!” And “Get karking!”

[summer crow]

and make them scream

[gloomy tartan]

Right here right now

Not one step back

[karmic idol]

Man so I want to level up my lasgun a little yk so I only did malice and uh yeah staying mostly gun is Very bad that's the most frequent I've almost died ever

[twin flower]

Infantry las?

[karmic idol]

Recon lasgun

Mark XII

[gloomy tartan]

Are Zola and the arbites guy hanging out

[twin flower]

Whats your build on it

[tall grove]

Recon las is great fym

[karmic idol]

Well yeah but Only using it is bad

[marsh iris]

yeah because she likes his dog

[tall grove]

Why would you only use it? Melee is a big part of the game

[twin flower]

What do you mean?

[karmic idol]

Like I just didn't really use melee or anything I pretty much only used my gun

[gloomy tartan]

Do you think they smoke weed and drink Diet Coke and play burn out for the PlayStation 2

[karmic idol]

Because I wanted to level it up a little

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah you can’t never melee as a vet lol

[tall grove]

why?

[marsh iris]

netflix and chill probably

[karmic idol]

I definitely do understand that melee is better and I much prefer using melee than guns tbh

[lethal solstice]

Then just spam buy greens then sacrifice them

[tall grove]

Then buy a bunch, upgrade them to green, and sacrifice them

[gloomy tartan]

Do they make the dog leave the room?

[marsh iris]

wheres the fun in that

[karmic idol]

Yeah I'm kinda broke on resources ngl

[tall grove]

Run a few heresy maelstroms

[karmic idol]

Except for the coins

[gloomy tartan]

What class are you playing ?

[karmic idol]

Zealot

[tall grove]

Then you shouldn’t have any issue. It only costs plasteel to upgrade them to green

[gloomy tartan]

Why do ppl keep telling me all the zealots here like butts.

[karmic idol]

Yeah I don't even have 1000 plasteel

[tall grove]

Because every single zealot main is homosexual

[marsh iris]

only play zealot for the relic blade, so nice and buttery

[twin flower]

Butt'ery

[karmic idol]

Man god damn it, that's true

[tall grove]

Doesn’t matter, it’s not that pricey. Also, how the fuck do you have less than 1k plasteel?

[gloomy tartan]

So far it appears true

[karmic idol]

Well uhh, I'm still upgrading my shit and may or may not have bought a bunch of relic blades and upgraded them and then sacrificed them

[tall grove]

Sorry, homosexual usually, but always queer

[tall grove]

Ooohkay, but you should still have like a bajillion left over, people in this game are picking plasteel outta their cereal

[gloomy tartan]

A zealot chick in a mission said they admired my determination that I’m rigid like a sword, and I thought that was a nice compliment but then she said she fears I am also fragile and at risk of shattering or some shit. Bitch ass priest.

[karmic idol]

Yeah but like I only have two of my items transcendent and only one to 500 and the rest is at most 440 but on average 310ish

[tall grove]

It’s because the cadian vet is wound tighter than a boa constrictor, and they’re warning that things that tight tend to suffer in the integrity department

[gloomy tartan]

Are you saying I don’t have tegrity here at tegrity farms?

[formal mortar]

@low hemlock I found Smoll Boi in bf6

[tall grove]

Idk what to tell you lol

[gloomy tartan]

Cutthroat veteran is coping in healthy ways

[twin flower]

Is he tho

[tall grove]

No he isn’t

[karmic idol]

Yeah I honestly just came here to complain a little about my own stupid choices about only using a gun even in hordes

[twin flower]

Dont have to focus mainly your secondary even if you are levelling it up imo

[gloomy tartan]

Cutthroat veteran is suffering after his girlfriend Cadia died give him a break he’s doing his best

[tall grove]

I mean if you are, for whatever reason, gonna use a ranged weapon on a horde, the blue recon las is your best bet (other than the flamethrower ofc)

[karmic idol]

Yeah I've realized that now a little

[twin flower]

You can max level it just playing casually

[neon agate]

Wait what class are you?

[gloomy tartan]

I’m down to dark my tide with whoever when I finish making French fries

[karmic idol]

Yeah but I'm being lazy and stupid by just using a gun to try and max level it faster

[tall grove]

Zealot. Thats the funny part

[karmic idol]

Zealot, a very short and fucked looking zealot too it's funny

[lethal solstice]

Wait you're range spamming on zealot

[gloomy tartan]

I wanna see

[stark bobcat]

based

[karmic idol]

It was only on malice dw

[tall grove]

If you’re okay with helping me with some havocs I’d be down. Mostly farming low level ones for the penance but if you have higher ones you wanna do we can do that

[neon agate]

Wait why are you trying to main range on zealot

[summer crow]

usual trapper, come to ruin the vibe

[tall grove]

Yep lmfao

[gloomy tartan]

I usually help low level havocs

[karmic idol]

And thankfully everyone else was too

[neon agate]

Ainz

[karmic idol]

I'm not I was just trying to level up the recon lasgun

[neon agate]

Do veteran or psyker then. Literally both classes are better ranged then zealot

[tall grove]

Oh I’m clearance level 22 (I couldn’t beat 23) but I got tired of that and decided to farm low level ones for the penances

[proud ermine]

recon lasgun goes pretty hard on both vet and psyker

[stark bobcat]

@karmic idol unsure if it was clear already but do you know that using the weapon wont give more exp, its just if you have the weapon equiped when you finish the mission

[twin flower]

wouldnt it be better to have a staff as a psyker

[karmic idol]

I did not know that actually, I assumed it would

[neon agate]

ALSO BECAUSE ZEALOT HAS LIKE 2 RANGED SKILLS

[stark bobcat]

you dont get exp for using

[hard crane]

Didn’t they remove one in the rework

[karmic idol]

That makes sense but also is a little annoying

[neon agate]

Oh right they did

[tall grove]

Both of Wich suck monkey nuts

[proud ermine]

i vastly prefer playing staff, but i played a lot of gun psyker when i first got into the class

[stark bobcat]

just beating the mission with it equiped

[marsh iris]

i like the fast infantry auto on psyker

[neon agate]

Literally the only one is meant for shotguns

[karmic idol]

Oh okay that's good to know

[gloomy tartan]

I’m cutting potato’s rn also ainz is really good at Karnak twins you guys

[karmic idol]

Uhh where I would post that?

[vivid sequoia]

Is getting the uh darktide thingy for the cosmetics and the in game currency worth it?

[gloomy tartan]

Driptide

[formal mortar]

ainz is the best darktider in all of the universe

[vivid sequoia]

Cause I'm thinking of getting :3

[karmic idol]

Alright thanks

[twin flower]

Darktide thingy?

[tall grove]

If you have extra cash, yeah

[gloomy tartan]

Who wants to make a squad after I finish making French fries and compare our pretty outfits ?

[wooden garnet]

is there a link for downloading wep customization mod? it was taken down on nexus

[twin flower]

The Aquilas?

[vivid sequoia]

The deluxe edition for the the specil cosmetics for each class that it gives and the aquiles

[tall grove]

We can do that before havocs

[acoustic pebble]

HS getting Aquilas?!

[tall grove]

The Thammer skin from that goes super hard

[vivid sequoia]

Hs? Huh

[acoustic pebble]

Hive Scum

[thorny plinth]

Howdy

[vivid sequoia]

No? I was talking about delex edition of darktide that gives you a bunch of cosmetics and money for in game

[acoustic pebble]

Oh

[vivid sequoia]

I've said this idk where the hell y'all are getting give scum I didn't say anything about that

[tall grove]

Scum brain

[acoustic pebble]

I'm scummed out rn

Don't judge me

[twin flower]

I judge you

[acoustic pebble]

Fuq you

[karmic idol]

What does collateral even do for weapons? (Mostly asking for the Spearhead Boltgun)

[twin flower]

Do it you wont

[vivid sequoia]

But I don't even say anything about it it hasn't even came out yet?

[acoustic pebble]

Fucking bet

[hard crane]

Collateral is stagger

Inspect and click on the stat to see exact numbers

[karmic idol]

Alright thanks, good to know

[acoustic pebble]

YOU LIED THAT IS ENOUGH!!!!

[tall grove]

Btw @gloomy tartan are you wanting me to take my bonk build, my fury build, or my chorus build?

[jaunty path]

Still paying money

[hazy kestrel]

Have you finally become a thammer enjoyer?

[jaunty path]

Hm and cosmetics too is good ig

[tall grove]

I already was. I just still hate that wrist thing

[hazy kestrel]

Same

[jaunty path]

Wrist thing?

[hazy kestrel]

The wrist deforms at a weird angle when using heavy attack 2

[neon agate]

Wait what

[tall grove]

Equip the thunder hammer, equip a chest piece that leaves your arms bare, and do heavy attacks in the meat grinder. Pay attention to your character’s wrists

[hard crane]

Ah yes the rotate 90degrees while charging the heavy

[hazy kestrel]

Also, do you and Chris need a second thammermaxxer?

[acoustic pebble]

[jaunty path]

[tall grove]

Why haven’t they fixed this yet? It prevents me from using any chest piece without wrist guards

[neon agate]

Hello friend

[tall grove]

I mean we’re running low level havocs for the penance so if you wanna join sure I guess

[acoustic pebble]

Hello better frend

[hard crane]

What’s worse is clothing with knuckle braces, that clip into your forearm while you charge the heavy

[tall grove]

Please FS fix this 🥀

[hard crane]

I exclusively run arms wrapped in scriptures because of it

[sullen mango]

In 7 years we will

[tall grove]

Also, you can use those scripture wrapped arms cosmetics to get around it while looking fitting

[gloomy tartan]

Whatever your heart tells you

[neon agate]

No you are the better friend

[tall grove]

Bonk zealot it is

[gloomy tartan]

What’s the Warhammer equivalent of my dad,uncle works at Nintendo?

[tall grove]

Yeah this

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah…but I didn’t work for the full Moebian VI set not to wear it.

[neon agate]

MY UNCLE IS THE PRIMARCH

[hard crane]

Oh yea? My dad is the god emperor!

[tall grove]

I mean you also worked for the saintly benedictor’s vestments

[jaunty path]

If the world was actually perfect, a clown girl would birdfeed me my breakfast every morning.

[neon agate]

Yeah I think both of these are good

[gloomy tartan]

Are commisar ever parents?

[formal mortar]

Always

[gloomy tartan]

You got a b in school! loads round shame…

[neon agate]

If the world was perfect people would be happy and live long and great lives where they are always look forward to the joys of the world presented to them

[jaunty path]

No I don't know what any of that is

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t I look like a cool World War One man?

[jaunty path]

If the world was perfect I would be birdfeed by a clown girl. It's the hard truth

[tall grove]

Yes, you do. Proper cannon fodder fit

[ripe tangle]

Jojo poses to assert dominance

[gloomy tartan]

Cadian tank comander outfit, steel legion flak helm with the parade polish. Cadian Chainsword and some fancy zealot paint on my bolt gun now.

[jaunty path]

Does a Yakuza 0 heat move on Lucia

[gloomy tartan]

Very smart yellow names told me a tank comander is called a knight commander

[hard crane]

I feel like a commissar would kill their kid if they used them in those situations

[jaunty path]

a kid training to be a commisar?

[acoustic pebble]

But you are the better man

[neon agate]

Nah you are the better man. Sorry better shark

[acoustic pebble]

No u

[neon agate]

No u

[acoustic pebble]

Bestest froge👆

[neon agate]

Bestest Sharky

[hard crane]

fellas, if you keep this up you’ll both be the two best people in all of existence

[acoustic pebble]

No u

[neon agate]

No u

[hard crane]

No, we

[neon agate]

Hug react this person

[acoustic pebble]

Absolute chad

[neon agate]

Alright will now I need to play with Jakka at some point.

(Also that song I listen to when I play dead cells)

[acoustic pebble]

Same dude, but I waiting until Hive Scum comes out

[neon agate]

That's like completely fair

[acoustic pebble]

I want my dumbass Scum to be the one person in the Mourningstar to be dancing to Caramelldansen for no reason at all

[neon agate]

IT'S A GOOD SONG IT SCRATCHS BRAIN GOOD

[acoustic pebble]

NEW IDEA FOR A STIMM!!

[neon agate]

80% of the community would just be spamming that stim

[acoustic pebble]

It'll be the best meta EVER

[neon agate]

I can't wait to be listening to caramelldansen as I see my ogryn get launched off the maybe

[acoustic pebble]

I found the perfect sticker

[neon agate]

What is it?

[acoustic pebble]

Check dm

[neon agate]

I HAVE SEEN IT THAT IS ACTUALLY GOOD

Also godd**n it I know there is so much stuff coming out this december, but I just want code vein 2 FOOOOK JUST GIVE IT TO ME

[acoustic pebble]

<@&735928989146939404> HOW I SUBMIT STICKER?!

[neon agate]

BRO THE PING

[acoustic pebble]

I NEED TO KNOW!!

But I'll be at a b-day dinner when they come on most likely so I won't be able to read it huehuehue

[acoustic pebble]

The finest British cuisine be like:

[little marten]

😔

[formal mortar]

I want to see the hammer come down

[vivid sequoia]

I just got the Imperial edition :>

[marsh iris]

baked beans are ok

[jaunty path]

Dumbass.

[misty trench]

uhhhh I suppose you could submit it through the modmail

[vivid sequoia]

Not my boy Jackie....

[formal mortar]

But not all 40k hammers

[neon agate]

My friend showed me this image it's now a sticker. My friend and I are huge Jackie fans

[marsh iris]

i'd saute some sliced onions, chopped garlic and sliced chilli and then pour in the baked beans, and scramble some eggs

[acoustic pebble]

Where at?

[vivid sequoia]

I would've romanced Jackie and stole him away from his girl if he lived

Jackie is the homie the goat

[acoustic pebble]

I really wanna stay at your house....

[marsh iris]

why jackie look like jude law

[vivid sequoia]

Only guy in night city other then your ripper doc that looked out after you

[acoustic pebble]

Good song. Dunno why people get sad about it

[neon agate]

Not the rage bait

[acoustic pebble]

Did something bad happen during it? I'm genuinely asking

[vivid sequoia]

Why so many reactions did you just make those stickers and wanna use em or something?

[misty trench]

@zealous perch you can DM this and you'll submit a ticket

[neon agate]

Me? I always use and and I have 3 stickers now 4 I primarily use

[neon agate]

It's a spoiler but it just makes people sad because of how the series ended

[thick fog]

Why blud wants to submit sticker

[acoustic pebble]

Edgerunners?

[neon agate]

Yeah

[acoustic pebble]

I'll give it a watch later!

[marsh iris]

hot take: i dont really feel it for jackie

[neon agate]

It's a great show tbh

[neon agate]

Trust me I get that feeling as well for certain characters, just kinda is there with some of them

[marsh iris]

rhino however...

[formal mortar]

Forget who rhino is

[marsh iris]

muscle chick that we beat up

[formal mortar]

The one in the fisticuffs?

[hazy kestrel]

Question: What the heck does the grungler sticker mean lmao.

[tall grove]

Grungle.

[marsh iris]

yeah the one where we box in the ring with the brawling quest to find other NPCs to box with

[formal mortar]

Ah, yeah she's pretty cool ngl

She went into what is essentially a thing dominated by men typically and came out on top

[neon agate]

Okay AHEM
The is a fooked up looking cat looking ABSOLUTELY s**t faced. The name grungler was funny. ANd I think the same thing. So I use this emoji to represet like "bro what the fook" and I love this dumb looking cat, which is why in Monster hunter wilds my cat is named the , In baldur's gate 3 (a game I am playing for the first time) is named the more back story. He is dark urge. And now he will be hive scum. He is a fooked up cat that has been through the ringer

[little marten]

🤔

[formal mortar]

Does this mean I should name my hive scum Throngler?

[neon agate]

Like that's it. He is just a funny cat that I making lore for and putting him through the ringer.

[acoustic pebble]

I'm naming my Jakka, cause it rhymes with Dakka

And I love the name Jack

[neon agate]

I can't wait for Jakka to be blasting carmelldansen when leveling up hive scum

[formal mortar]

Might name mine Popoi, after the sprite in Secret of Mana

[acoustic pebble]

Bro same

Jakka be like: "It's Scumming time" Proceeds to Scum all over the heretics

[vague elm]

Greeting Filthy Heretics.
Do you have a moment to discuss our lord and savior, The Unclean One, Papa Nurgle?

[neon agate]

Nurgle would hate me because of how I consitently groom myself by getting my eyebrows threaded

[formal mortar]

Nurgle owes me $20

[vague elm]

That sounds disgusting how could he not love you

[lofty jasper]

Grungler is best boy

[little marten]

why

[lofty jasper]

Grungler is matched with Hazy in terms of insane plays

[neon agate]

The as we are about to get nuked by 9 star Jin Dahaad

[tall grove]

Okay asmongold

[lofty jasper]

Exactly

[vague elm]

That's disgusting.
I love it.

[lofty jasper]

But he survives it, the absolute badass

[neon agate]

What is the sticker?

Nah it's glorious

[formal mortar]

He was short for his **** so he asked to borrow a 20

[vague elm]

No sticker. Just the name "Asmongold".
Disgusting

[restive walrus]

He was short for his ass

[formal mortar]

Oh shit just realize you thought it might be you, lmao, nah I wasn't talking about you NG

[acoustic pebble]

You can Nurgle DEEZ NUTZ

[vague elm]

[marsh iris]

gurgle

[vague elm]

[somber stream]

The Super store item is a literal Doom marine armour and double barrel super shotgun.

Chainsaw, minigun, double barrel shotgun. It's an off-brand Doom crossover

Much like the Judge dredd and robocop 'crossover'. No complain from me

[tall grove]

Could you send a screenshot in #zealot-class please? I gotta see this

[gloomy tartan]

We killin thse havocs dawg

[gloomy tartan]

We killing em oooo kill ooo ah kill em oooo kill em

I completed a penance yay

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message
Gotchu babe

[gloomy tartan]

Lmao the candle light on my dudes face looks funny

[tall grove]

Oh wow, it really is.
Thanks btw

[gloomy tartan]

You have a eye patch neat

[tall grove]

I already did gang 🥀

[gloomy tartan]

Omg we twin chain swords rn? Twinsies 💅 Mario and Luigi time ?

[tall grove]

Mine’s bigger

[gloomy tartan]

You hit ‘em high I hit rn low

[neon agate]

The only thing better than a chainsword...IS TWO CHAINSWORDS

[gloomy tartan]

Mine has teeth painted on it 👀

[formal mortar]

Gears had the gun with the chainsword attached

[tall grove]

Still tiny

[formal mortar]

Why can't we have that in Darktide?

[gloomy tartan]

I like how the old chainsword was a knife lol

[rocky torrent]

The lancer put some respect on its name

[formal mortar]

I'm drunk and couldn't remember the name of the weapon

[gloomy tartan]

U can’t lie I’m sick with it tho

[languid hazel]

There was a robocop crossover?

[somber stream]

Yeah, a 'crossover'

[languid hazel]

What was it?

[somber stream]

One of the armour was modelled after the police bodyvest in Robocop, also visor ig

[little marten]

rugrats crossover

[languid hazel]

Oh

[formal mortar]

Ogryn get the Tommy Pickles Screwdriver for a weapon

[summer crow]

yeah it's just the ventures one i think

[little marten]

reptar stroller duo vehicle

[somber stream]

I'm in need of alcohol, fuckers shoved me another impossible task

[formal mortar]

I been drinkin a lot

What task Licht?

[little marten]

weirdly i dont associate alcohol with relaxation in that way

[summer crow]

praise slaanesh everyone

[somber stream]

Open a brand new store on Amazon, 130 products on launch, 5 picture per product with text, that's about 650 picture to calibrate/design alone, advertisement material aside

Oh and i have a week

[slender aurora]

^Admech dabbing because they weren't called to fight in the trenches

[tall grove]

Nah it’s comically small

[formal mortar]

Damn

Teach me how to do that so I can have a better job please

[gloomy tartan]

I’m killing with it tho

[somber stream]

Teach you what? Designing? Plenty of online courses these day

[little marten]

U gotta write the copy too lol?

[formal mortar]

lol

[somber stream]

No thank fuck i don't have to, there's the content people for that. Need only copy and paste

[little marten]

Subcontract me

[jaunty path]

I need clown girl jenkem

Oh shit I could name my Hive Scum Clown girl Jenkem

[somber stream]

Can you wake up at 4AM every day

[jaunty path]

Oooooooooo

[little marten]

I can bend over backwards and shove my head up my own ass for the right price

[tall grove]

The heretics you kill die out of pity

[formal mortar]

Impressive

[somber stream]

Admirable

[little marten]

I’m actually thinking of asking my boss if I can do freelance on weekends

[somber stream]

Ask?

[little marten]

Well I don’t know if it’s in my contract or not I never read it

[somber stream]

You can just do it after hours, who gives a shit

[jaunty path]

Nurgle whats ur job even

[formal mortar]

Nurgle writes

[little marten]

We don’t really know

[somber stream]

He's multi-media i believe

[little marten]

Content Developer and Project Manager essentially

[somber stream]

Poggers, we're kinda the same

[little marten]

But my work ethic makes FatShark seem like they never go on vacation

Video and copy I’m mainly doing but I’d love to branch into graphic design and shit more but we got someone whose pretty great at that so I often produce something and they do it themselves after lol

[somber stream]

You can always learn the thing by yourself. If there's a brand guideline to follow then i understand their action

[little marten]

Oh I am, i follow the guidelines and stuff I think it’s just case of not stepping on toes

I joke about ‘relaxed’ work approach but it’s much deserved after my previous job where I’m getting angry ceo calling me at 4am demanding a never before discussed full project plan done by like 10am the same day

[somber stream]

Oh i hate those kind of asshole, it's hyper illegal to pull that kind of trick in Germany but i've heard stories from my Asian mates

[little marten]

Dude used to cut coke with study drugs and lose his mind, we once had to carry a 80” tv from his garden to a coach at like 1am in the pouring rain

[summer crow]

kill the beast of nurgle, with its last dying breaths it vores me and chucks me off the railing killing me instantly. and when it explodes it sends the arbitrator off into the sunset where the cowboys live

thank you darktide

[somber stream]

Well i'm glad you got out of that hell hole. Office job can be mentally devastating depends on the person you work under

[little marten]

Yeah fucking shit tbh rich kids playing at tech ceos I could go on for hours about the sheer madness but i won’t

[somber stream]

Yeah nah im done, next year i'm going freelance. If it fails i'll retreat to the wood and go full monke

[tidal gyro]

When new character is here?

[somber stream]

2nd December

[tidal gyro]

That is good I want to use 2 gun

[little marten]

1 week

[gloomy tartan]

I’m lagging like a mf rn dawg

[formal mortar]

Dec 2nd I think right?"

[little marten]

1 week

[tidal gyro]

I hope to have ammo is easy like the veteran survivalist thing

[wanton pier]

Interested in learning more about the Stimm lab, could be very broken depending on what they can concoct

[tall grove]

I hope there’s a stim that just kills you so I can team kill/kill myself

[tidal gyro]

That is bad

[somber stream]

Your life is not yours to waste

[tall grove]

Well I’m a bad boy

[tidal gyro]

Oh

[gloomy tartan]

My chainsword is faster than your evicerator

[tall grove]

I’m joking, Euna. I don’t actually want to team kill

[tall grove]

Tiny chainsword lol

[little marten]

He does he’s a meanie!!!!

[formal mortar]

I'm finally gonna have my first gun maxed out in bf6

[gloomy tartan]

My chainsword is 20 jabs in. A second you evicerator is a right hook from mike Tyson

[somber stream]

Which one?

[formal mortar]

L110, I have all the attachments, just have the last badge to get, the pink one

[gloomy tartan]

Chainsword and evicerator cutting thru armor like a can opener ❤️

Ima walk my dog want to replace me for now in the squad?

[formal mortar]

It's because most of my challenges are support challenges

[somber stream]

Based, that thing shredds with the 200 rounds mag during Beta, kinda bullshit you need 55 point for it

[tall grove]

It’s not letting me kick you

[formal mortar]

Yeah I don't rock the 200 because of the point cost

[tidal gyro]

I am sorry I do not know

[gloomy tartan]

I got you hawmie

[tall grove]

All good, no worries

[somber stream]

Do give the M240 a go, it's much better

[tidal gyro]

Thank you

[formal mortar]

I have bipod, suppressor, heavy ext, blue laser, and 3x scope

[tall grove]

Thanks

[gloomy tartan]

I was having fun wish it didn’t start lagging so much

[formal mortar]

I can rock the m240 next for sure

[somber stream]

Blue? You hip fire with a LMG??

[formal mortar]

Blue gives it accuracy when you ads

[somber stream]

Oh i see, interesting

[formal mortar]

Green is better for hipfire only

Also I do hipfire in close quarters, you can shred a lot of people up close with it

[somber stream]

Oh yeah for sure, but i hate the meta guns that can kill you in less than a second, winning firefights most of the time. So i opted for ranged instead

[formal mortar]

Yeah that's fair, I don't encounter that too much though thankfully

[little marten]

I had a crazy arc run before I went to bed

[formal mortar]

Tell us more

[acoustic pebble]

Mmmm M240. My baby

[acoustic pebble]

Gonna play Hive Scum with 100 sensitivity upon release

[somber stream]

xP

[acoustic pebble]

Because I'm quite proud of this one:
Fem HS: "Y'know copper, you look MUCH skinnier without your armor"

Arb: "WHAT?! How do you know this?"

Fem HS: "I got me ways! Love the scars~"

Arb: "Perverted speculation! Mandated Edict: Restraining order!"

[little marten]

Blue gate, village spawn, was looking for high ground and I see a dude kill a dude, so naturally I kill him in return. I go to loot and a guy pops a shot at me and then we end up in a stand off for like 5 minutes.

he underestimated my rattish behaviour and thinks I’ve left so I kill him when he goes to loot the corpse. So I’ve got 2 renegades an anvil and a toro and lots of meds now so time to extract,

I get to extract and there’s a extract camper, we have a king shootout but he gets third partied, but in that time someone’s pressed the extract and now whole servers come for this extract and they pvp ready and I try to run into cover but there’s a rat in the shed so I down him but a guys seen me and comes in and downs me, he goes to knock me out but gets shot in the back so he knocks out the other guy as he was in cover, then he can’t get me cause a guy laying down fire on him so I crawl across the extract while they fighting each other and somehow flop into the wind shaft and call extract and I’m screaming “bitchhhh” the whole time

So that’s when I realised I should go to bed

[somber stream]

I said "biiiiiiiitttccchhhh"

[acoustic pebble]

What are you nerds talking about?

[hazy kestrel]

Sounds like Arc Raiders methinks

[somber stream]

Arc raiders

[acoustic pebble]

Oh. Eh

[formal mortar]

Arc is fun af

[acoustic pebble]

I got GZW

[little marten]

Arc let me look into my own soul and it’s black

[somber stream]

How to loose faith in humanity: the game

[formal mortar]

I still haven't killed a single raider

[little marten]

I do try to team up with people at extract and I’ve never backstabbed in solos

[somber stream]

Remember folks, always kill kids and frenchs

[little marten]

Kill anyone who doesn’t greet you back

Sometimes i sit on buried city highway with an osprey and greet people below and if they don’t reply I crack their shield and move on

[gloomy tartan]

hides 🥖 bagguette

[somber stream]

I'm pretty sure you're American

[little marten]

The thing is it only takes a couple games of trios spaceport to really see the dark heart of humanity

[gloomy tartan]

I am part French fry but I am not from French fry land

So I guess I’m. Freedom fry

[little marten]

Qui qui

[gloomy tartan]

Some garlic bread would bust rn

[somber stream]

Garlic bread all day, any day

[gloomy tartan]

Can you garlic any bread ?

[somber stream]

Yes, yes you can, any bread.

[gloomy tartan]

Amazing

[tall grove]

Garlic bread is peak

[summer crow]

darktide when i have the audacity to inspect someone's gear

[hazy kestrel]

I may look fabulous in my Moebian VI gear, but no you cannot steal my thammer setup

[summer crow]

i was just wondering who this shé something or other was

[somber stream]

Sudden crave for a Cinnamon roll

[hazy kestrel]

Speaking of that, I still remember some rat bastard stole my thammer build using that one inspect loadout mod.

Bugger off, I didn’t tailor this build over months just for you to yoink it.

[formal mortar]

Sudden crave for team mates that know which button shoots their gun

[summer crow]

bad with names

[round mica]

why does darktide not have a borderless option

[pseudo timber]

Sudden urge for an ultimate sausage jack from Jack in the box

[hazy kestrel]

Is Jack in the Box any good? Never been there myself.

[summer crow]

why do i have 6 krak grenades

[hazy kestrel]

Maelstrom increased blitz modifier.

[astral laurel]

Idea for an enemy

[summer crow]

tysm

[tall grove]

Probably in a mael that buffs blitzes

[astral laurel]

Giant spider... wearing eight flipflops.

[tall grove]

You’ve gone mad

[astral laurel]

SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP

[pseudo timber]

In terms of fast food it's top 5 forsure, good prices, 24 hr drive through, solid option.

[astral laurel]

Get hit by a thrown flipflop and it instantly kills you where you stand.

[hazy kestrel]

Ah yes, the Hispanic grandmother special move.

[astral laurel]

yes

[fossil siren]

so the standard australian spider. got it.

[gloomy tartan]

Why does darktide not have cinnamon rolls

[summer crow]

dw the game made up for it with 10 snipers across a bridge with no cover

[astral laurel]

perhaps

[fossil siren]

all it needs now is a bingtang singlet and board shorts

[gloomy tartan]

Which of the reject classes can and can’t be beat sir milk at dance dance revolution?

[languid hazel]

Meow :3

[summer crow]

hii

[tall grove]

All of them beat sire fraud

[tall grove]

Hello

[little marten]

Dorktide haha

[somber stream]

I think it's time to sleep

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine a Warhammer game like that star wars Kinect dancing game

The final boss in the dancing game is the god emperor of mankind

[little marten]

Might be might be

[summer crow]

peak

[tall grove]

Nobody beating emps we was definitely Micheal Jackson

[hazy kestrel]

You gave me a flashback to that. Not a fan.

[astral laurel]

Dude's a corpse stuck in a chair how the fuck do you think he can win.

[somber stream]

Your sanity slipping away is usually a good pointer to follow

[gloomy tartan]

To face the emperor you have to face all the chaos gods first and the enemy’s of the imperiums in talking the space elfs the soace dwarfs the blue balls ppl the robot fucks the tyranids all of them

[lethal solstice]

Psychic projection

[gloomy tartan]

You must prove thy dancing superiority to face the god emperor

[summer crow]

same shit he did to guilliman

[lethal solstice]

He's a walking plot device, he can do whatever he wants

[tall grove]

Well not walking, not anymore

[astral laurel]

stationary

[gloomy tartan]

If you manage to defeat the Nids the tau the space elfs,dwarfs, the necron, and all of the chaos gods, then the god emperor of mankind uses all the consumed psychic energy of the psykers he eats to get out of his chair and bust it down CRAZY style

His chair extends and becomes a dance dance revolution stage

[gloomy tartan]

Aye you wanna dark tide more?

[languid hazel]

Sah!

[tall grove]

Sure, wanting to test out my DS zealot

[gloomy tartan]

I’m back from walking my cyber-hound

When it lags more I blame the heretics

Twice the pride, double the fall

I can feel this lag through my TV it tastes like static and copper

[somber stream]

Which hit harder? Getting called cringe or boomer by youth?

[rugged zenith]

Getting called unc

[somber stream]

I mean, aren't you technically one if you have relatives with offsprings at this age

[rugged zenith]

I’m hoping in the new operation if it’s near surface in trenches, we’ll be able to fight alongside friendly npc’s they can just mimic the behaviour of the lasgun traitor mobeian 3-round burst fire

The rig, behaviour, coding and models are there already

[rugged zenith]

Negative brother haha I don’t have kids it’s just a term to call you old off-spring or not

[somber stream]

I overheard some kids talking shit about their friend's sister for giving them advices to stay in school, calling the poor woman 'cringe'. Kinda sting ngl

[gloomy tartan]

They yearn for trench warfare

[river badger]

Hive Scum = DRUGS

[gloomy tartan]

Working in the forge planets to make battle tanks for those who will bring glory

[formal mortar]

When do we get to go fishing in DarkTide?

[dense iris]

Was there nerfs recently? stopped playing for a few weeks to grind space marines 2 n got back on but my shots arent feelin like they used to

[gloomy tartan]

Fishing for what? Nurgle slugs? 🐌

[river badger]

That's the neat thing, we don't.

[formal mortar]

Fishing for fish ya doink

[gloomy tartan]

What kinda fish you think we going to catch in fucking atoma with the nurgle bath water pollution?

[astral basin]

Soulframe founders pack is now abailable
Can get a massive sword with your name inscribed on it. And you can share the blueprint of YOUR sword with others,
Also your name gets added to a commemoration wall or something

[formal mortar]

Fish my ogryn can eat

[dense iris]

I swear my Lasgun one-tapped gunners but it aint doin it no more without buffs

[river badger]

You'd run the risk of turning him into a plague Ogryn.

[gloomy tartan]

Why not catching rats?

[formal mortar]

Never, he's ate worse

[gloomy tartan]

Ogryn allready eats and carries big rats on they person why not a rat catching minigame

[wraith kraken]

Honestly, little mini-game stuff to do in the hub would cool. But understandable that we don't have stuff like that.

[gloomy tartan]

How many psyker sacrifices would it take to get a minigame

[river badger]

More than the amount that are sacrificed to the golden throne.

[gloomy tartan]

Worth it

[twin flower]

Add gambling for the vets

[gloomy tartan]

poker

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-w-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-deleted-gif-25440636

[river badger]

I saw that

[gloomy tartan]

Silence grey name

[river badger]

Never

[gloomy tartan]

To the front lines with thee

[worn quail]

Am I stupid as Hell for only just realizing that muffled dialogue when you click on your character and load in says "The Emperor Protects?"

[river badger]

And I am taking you with me

[tall grove]

Yes

[gloomy tartan]

Are we getting dinner or something what’s happening

[river badger]

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t have a blazer we can’t go to a wide array of venues

[river badger]

I don't know, your guess is as good as mine.

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t do heresy or else they’ll get ya

[inland mantle]

Brother this is gen chat none of us have brain cells. I somehow read dinner wrong lmao

[gloomy tartan]

Have you guys watched becky lemme smash?

[river badger]

......no???

[gloomy tartan]

Its about birds

[twin flower]

Chris bringing back old memes

[river badger]

OH! i forgot about that.

[gloomy tartan]

Let unc put you on to some good shit and go watch “ Becky lemma smash”

[twin flower]

Wasnt even that funny

[tall grove]

“Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?”

[gloomy tartan]

How much more betrayal can I take * sopranos meme*

[inland mantle]

Atleast 2 more

[river badger]

" JESSE, what was all that banging? I'm the one who bangs."

[gloomy tartan]

I like when the bird Ron asks the bird becky if she wanted some fuck. He just like me fr

Nature is magical

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-team-hahaha-gif-18072160

[gloomy tartan]

Do you guys remember shrek ?

[tall grove]

Yeah but damn it’s been ages since I watched one of the movies

[gloomy tartan]

The world was different when shrek 1 came out

That was pre the harambe infinite earths crisis

[river badger]

How could anyone not know who Shrek is? He was a cultural foundation.

[gloomy tartan]

I went in the shrek 4d experience at universal studios

It had new cannon shrek lore you may not know about

The king comes back as a ghost and gets stopped again, the executioner guy is helping said ghost and a bad guy, gets killed

That’s the short long end of it , I’d watch it on YouTube if you can find it

You got hit with mist I believe shrek farts and it makes green fart gas come out of the screen at the seats

20 out of 10 Shrek experience

[blazing ibex]

Fun fact: There were people who were not born when the first Shrek movie came out.

Living on this planet. Right now.

We live in a society.

[gloomy tartan]

Those are the troops for the front lines

[gloomy tartan]

Future corpse starch

[river badger]

What flavor of corps starch would you be?

[gloomy tartan]

I’ll never tell

[long trench]

I trained an intern this year that said Shrek was before her time. She is 23. I felt my back ache after that one

[summer crow]

holy shit shrek was released in 2001

[long trench]

ye. where does the time go

[tall grove]

When did the first shrek movie come out again?

[gloomy tartan]

Do you guys remember ScoobyDoo on zombie island?

[tall grove]

Oh lmao yeah that’s before my time lol, born 2008

[gloomy tartan]

it’s terror time again fucking slaps

Shrek and harambe are the two point in which our timeline diverted

A high and low point

[summer crow]

bs and as
before shrek and after shrek

[gloomy tartan]

I’m hoping we get another high point like shrek

[summer crow]

we are in 24 as

[gloomy tartan]

I think another low point in our reality where our timeline diverted was the challenger explosion

[long trench]

We survived y2k and were rewarded with Shrek the next year. Let Harambe die and were punished for our sins

[summer crow]

nope we aren't

[tall grove]

Bloodborne was another high point (alright, mandatory daily bloodborne glaze outta the way, I should get to bed)

[gloomy tartan]

Big bird was originally supposed to be on the challenger and would have exploded to death with those astronauts. In another timeline he did

Imagine a reality where a generation watched big bird explode along with astronauts on the challenger

[summer crow]

i mean 2001 was a big year in the us

[ripe tangle]

on my way home I saw coyotes, like six of them in the road, they’re prowling c:

I just got home btw

[gloomy tartan]

Coyotes are cool. I see some at my park sometimes. Apparently the packs they travel in are family packs primarly with some of the kids they have sticking around and others leaving to new packs.

Mom and dad running the pack

I think they have baby’s in august if I remember right

[ripe tangle]

was it actually going to be Caroll Spinney in Costume orrrrrr?

[gloomy tartan]

Let me look it up

Holy fuck yes it was him

[ripe tangle]

They’re cool, and not dangerous as long as you’re in the car, if you’re walking along the road at night alone though they’re dangerous if you turn your back on them, and they do know how to surround you.

That being said, yeah they’re also normally family pack animals which is cool

[marsh iris]

big bird arbites vs shrek scum

[gloomy tartan]

The only reason he didn’t go was the suit was too big! Big bird only didn’t explode on the challenger cuz the suit was too big!

[ripe tangle]

That’s amazing

[gloomy tartan]

They were in talks 😮

That’s the reason a teacher went instead

[ripe tangle]

because the suit was too big, Caroll Spinney got to live 33 years longer than he did in an alternate timeline.

[gloomy tartan]

The timeline where they alter the suit to fit inside lol

[ripe tangle]

…..yeah that one

[gloomy tartan]

Yo I saw a spaceship at the LA natural history museum and they are so fucking big

It’s standing now but they had it like with the wheels out and it filled an entire mega warehouse

[ripe tangle]

there’s an alternate timeline where Seth MacFarlane was in one of the planes that crashed into the Twin Towers, he was originally supposed to be on Flight 11 (the one that crashed in the North Tower) but missed his flight because he drank too much the night before, him missing that flight is why Family Guy (and every other show made by him) makes SOOOOOOOOOOO MANY 9/11 jokes.

[gloomy tartan]

What 😮

[ripe tangle]

in the timeline he caught his Flight, there was no Family Guy past Season 3

[gloomy tartan]

Iconic

I wish we didn’t wipe out the dodo 🦤

They got such a big fucking beak and a little tail ass and tiny wings they look so fucking stupid like a prehistoric muppet I love them

[ripe tangle]

The Dodo was wiped out because of like three factors, it was isolated so it had no natural predators so it literally basically walked right up to you, The Dutch overhunted them when they came to Mauritanius, and what few were out in the wild that weren’t hunted, cats from the Dutch’s ships became invasive on the island and would eat their eggs.

only furthering their absolute extinction

[gloomy tartan]

The dodo 🦤 was innocent

I bet a dodo would fuck up any rodents like chickens do. Take care of any rats eating yo crops.

[ripe tangle]

basically a bunch of European Sailors showed up in the 1500s, they hunted them rather than domesticated them because they’re sailors rather than farmers, even after the Sailors left, they left cats which finished the birds off.

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[gloomy tartan]

I hope they all got scurvy

There’s a timeline where Amelia airheart never crashed and got eaten by coconut crabs 🦀…

[humble laurel]

Well that sucks but tbh thats just How evolution works I guess

[ripe tangle]

it wasn’t really deliberate extinction, more like a big woopsie by a bunch of seamen who weren’t being considerate

[gloomy tartan]

With how dodos just walked up to people it would be fun to feed them at the park

[humble laurel]

Well Yeah but thats just How the World works

[gloomy tartan]

With that big ass beak I assume they ate some kinda nuts acorns

I wonder what Amelia Earhart woulda done if crabs didn’t eat her

[lethal solstice]

Die

[humble laurel]

Well pelicans, flamingos and toucans also got large beaks

I doubt she got eaten by crabs

[gloomy tartan]

I hope she didn’t

Yo I’m eating garlic bread

[cosmic burrow]

Good

[somber stream]

Nice

[humble laurel]

It’s likely she hadnt she is the one WHO will eat the crabs instead

[gloomy tartan]

Idk if I could fight off a army of coconut crabs

[humble laurel]

Coconut crabs are common here in my country theyre slow asf

[gloomy tartan]

I mean unless I get a good spear then I’m fucking stabbing those crabs and eating goodn

[somber stream]

Did they ever found her plane

[humble laurel]

If you throw a Coconut crab against a tree like 2 or 3 Times the slow mfs will die

[gloomy tartan]

They sneak up on sleeping birds and eat them in they sleep

[humble laurel]

They are birds we are humans

[gloomy tartan]

They climb trees what if they swarm you when your sleeping

I don’t think it would kill me but it would probaly break one of my toes or something if they get lucky or nip me

[humble laurel]

Not gonna happen

People are living with them since like forever bro

Have you been on the Pacific at all

[gloomy tartan]

So I don’t have to fear the giant enemy crab ?

[humble laurel]

Only if they smell good and is pink and violet because thats a Slaanesh crab

[main zephyr]

lol

[gloomy tartan]

Y’all ever play metal slug?

[main zephyr]

mentioning crabs theres a fun cute style crab souls like game

[humble laurel]

You are likely to be eaten by damn monitor Lizards than Coconut crabs

[main zephyr]

i have a couple times

[gloomy tartan]

I like the giant hermit crab battle platform boss from metal slug it was fucking based, a great example of a giant enemy crab

[fiery wave]

This month's Humble Choice.

[worn quail]

Was running an Auric Maelstrom and me and this other zealot rythmed while using Fury of the Faithful, "YOUR END IS NIGH" and then "THE EMPEROR DEMANDS YOU DIE" should I propose

[main zephyr]

nice

[fiery wave]

So for USD$12, you get it and more.

[gloomy tartan]

Then what happened did you start making out

[main zephyr]

i should stop being lazy and either get the rest of the havoc armor set or finally get my golden storm badge

[humble laurel]

Whats the game?

[gloomy tartan]

METAL SLUG

[worn quail]

I said "holy shit did we just rythme" in VC and nobody said anything because it was a maelstrom pug and if its not constant chatter the entire game its complete silence

[main zephyr]

thats metal slug 3

[gloomy tartan]

a metal slug is the tanks in game, metal slug series is amazing

[marsh iris]

HAEY MACHINEGUN

[delicate fox]

probably might've been, assuming she crashed and either died on impact or was mortally wounded by it

[gloomy tartan]

I like in metal slug when the bad guy turns out to be replaced by aliens and the enemy army instantly teams up with you and it’s a all nations on earth vs the aliens Independence Day reference