general-chat

[sleek harness]

Missus did you ever ate your own blood

[ripe tangle]

[regal hearth]

So is my iodine... But I wait before using it 🙂‍↕️

[hazy kestrel]

So that’s why Khornate warriors tend to get blood-drunk all the time.

They yearn for the nutrients.

[jaunty path]

@ripe tangle You may want to read Carmilla. It's vampire yuri

[rain idol]

Someone would say if you get thrown into a lake and you float you’re a witch, if you didn’t, however, you were not a witch! Granted uhh, things wouldn’t exactly go well for those prosecuted regardless 😭

[ripe tangle]

I actually have

[hazy kestrel]

Who are you, to have become so wise in the ways of science?

[jaunty path]

Ah good cuz I haven't, my friend really likes it though

[regal hearth]

You ever get a cut on your lip and pull it more open and press salt into it? No? Just me? Okay..

[ocean widget]

Do you think if we went back in time we could gaslight humanity into thinking vampires exist by using glitter bombs

[twin flower]

Brooo

[hazy kestrel]

Yes except for the salt bit.

[drowsy prawn]

This chat is now getting dangerously heretical 💀

[ripe tangle]

please refrain from throwing me into any lakes; I don't need that.

[regal hearth]

I'm feeling spicy and perhaps ero..

[twin flower]

Dad threw me into a pool once

[hazy kestrel]

What about into a pond?

[regal hearth]

Goldshire type beat

[drowsy prawn]

remember what happened to the space elves

[ripe tangle]

please don't throw me into any body of water.

[rigid peak]

Tzeentchian trickery.

[rain idol]

I am King Arthur of Camelot! I am searching for a cadre of knights to fill my retinue

[sleek harness]

When as a kid I used to scratch the top of my knee joint, creating a large wound because I thought I would be able to reach my bone

[acoustic wren]

BLOOD FOR GOD EMPEROR SKULLS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️

[ocean widget]

"Throw lucia into volcanoes"
Good to know

[twin flower]

And did you?

[ripe tangle]

yes, this I'm okay with.

[regal hearth]

My body physically cringed

[hazy kestrel]

A king? Well I didn’t vote for you!

[elder merlin]

Raki

[rigid peak]

Into the whiskey vat you go.

[ripe tangle]

what a waste of perfectly good Whiskey.

[acoustic wren]

Khor- god emperor does not where the blood flows only that it does

[rain idol]

…. You don’t vote for kings

[sleek harness]

Paul did you know that I have a large amount of black wounds on my leg because I used to scratch the mosquito bites and making them larger

[ocean widget]

Now im just imagining lucia as a rabbid cus those fuckers are indestructible

[drowsy prawn]

can I get a bottle of that after it's aged

[elder merlin]

Gross

[rigid peak]

You're not wearing purple are you?

[sleek harness]

I will send a picture hold on

[hazy kestrel]

[regal hearth]

Holy Grail is good but nothing beats the comedy genius of Life Of Brian

[elder merlin]

Dont lol

[ripe tangle]

I'll have you know I have a very good friend in Rome named Biggus Dickus!

[sleek harness]

Alright I wouldn't do it anyways, since the hair is making it harder to see the wounds

[twin flower]

What's his wifes name

[wispy wadi]

Sksven shaven yes yes

[acoustic wren]

gross
skaven
Duh

[rain idol]

The funny thing about those movies is that I used to watch a lot of them to learn English good fun once I started figuring things out

[ripe tangle]

Incontinentia

.... Incontinentia Buttocks

[jaunty path]

I think there actually was a voting system but the all of lower classes votes were just ONE vote and upperclasses were a vote and you know how that went.

[sleek harness]

I am not gross

[acoustic pebble]

I return after eating the spicy shrimp

[acoustic wren]

Says the man sized rat

[twin flower]

Learned english watching cartoons

[regal hearth]

My names in DT are literally

Sillius Sodus
Naughtius Maximus
Biggus Diggus (censoring)
And Incontinentia Butox (length)

[sleek harness]

You should have been in chat when I was talking about my leg wounds

[hazy kestrel]

Ah yes, France during the reign of King Louis XIV I think.

[acoustic pebble]

What happened?

[jaunty path]

This is shit I learned in ln middle school I think LMFAO

[ripe tangle]

later on when you get a Hive Scum, you should name him Erectus Enormous

[rain idol]

Reminds me of the Republic of Ezo, where there was a democracy….. that only samurai could vote in

[acoustic pebble]

Need a stimm?

[sleek harness]

Kid me made a lot of wounds on their leg because they kept scratching mosquito bites

[jaunty path]

Maybe what we need is an altruistic god to force everyone to get along.

[regal hearth]

I named my Arbites unfortunately something real. Protonomion (Greek for first law a la Deuteronomion book of the Bible)

[drowsy prawn]

I've seen character named "Sefoni's bathwater" the other day, that was peak

[acoustic pebble]

That silly billy. What the chat do?

[sleek harness]

Wdym

[elder merlin]

[acoustic pebble]

I now know what to name my ganger: Brahms Bathwater

[hazy kestrel]

Flying Spaghetti Monster, I call upon thee!

[rain idol]

Named my first arbitrator STOPRESISTING

[acoustic pebble]

It's confirmed, @drowsy prawn is uncultured

[rigid peak]

STOPEXISTING

[twin flower]

"I cant breathe"

[ripe tangle]

name your Hive Scum "Scrote Scalawag"

[rigid peak]

MYBODYCAMISOFF
dog: HISISOFFTOO

[acoustic pebble]

Funny that's what my grandma says everytime she sees me

[regal hearth]

Protonomion goes hard I'll maintain. All the people I play on disc with can't say it 😭 and my new veteran is Yahoel they say "ya hole" 😭😭

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t care what galaxy you’re from, that’s gotta hurt!

My condolences though pal. 🫂

[jaunty path]

I realize that like. I don't think we can really vote our way to a better society. So many are too caught up in having their thoughts manipulated by a corporate algorithym, bots. and advertisements for democracy to actually work.

[acoustic pebble]

All because I told her that I needed to charge my switch

[ripe tangle]

am I more of a friendly fiend or a fiendish friend?

[jaunty path]

Tiktok should have been banned

[sleek harness]

30000 year old priest

[hazy kestrel]

Yes.

[rain idol]

I recall playing with a guy who’s name was difficulty Tweek and his dog was named section 34 (self-defence)

[acoustic pebble]

Definitely the first. @brazen pelican is the second one

[drowsy prawn]

This is the biggest mistake proponents of political systems make: They think policies can change human character

[regal hearth]

LLMs should have been banned for children

[ripe tangle]

fair enough tbh

[sleek harness]

Mentioned the wrong person
30000 year old priest

[acoustic pebble]

I swear that bitch will outlive me

[regal hearth]

So many are actually illiterate between Twitter and LLMs doing their HW for them

[sleek harness]

Because she will

[ripe tangle]

whatever, Rodent of Unusual Size

[rigid peak]

Man sized rats? I don't believe they exist.

[sleek harness]

Your best insult is calling me a fatty rat

[acoustic pebble]

I don't think they exist

[drowsy prawn]

Embrace your future AI overlords 😤

[ripe tangle]

and yours is calling me absurdly old.

[sleek harness]

Because you are

[hazy kestrel]

So many college graduates do not deserve their degrees either imo. Bunch of lazy people who used ai to write their papers / do their homework.

[ripe tangle]

and you're a massive rat.

[gaunt wind]

Twitter has shown me human dependence on AI has already begun getting out of control, they ask Grok EVERYTHING

[sleek harness]

No

[jaunty path]

Children overall should not be on the internet.

[ripe tangle]

Yes

[sleek harness]

No

[regal hearth]

I tutor young folk. So many can't think. I've tutored bright kids who just needed the slightest bit of direction to become incredibly good at what they do. Instantly became super smart just because I showed them basic problem solving. It's horrifying

[ripe tangle]

Yes

[sleek harness]

No

[ripe tangle]

Yes

[sleek harness]

No

[drowsy prawn]

the irony is now the teachers are using AI enmass to mark homework to try and catch said cheaters. So now everyone is using AI for everything 😂

[ripe tangle]

Yes

[acoustic pebble]

I'm having trouble with naming my Ganger now actually. So far I got:

2GUNS4FUN
AvgBritishCitizen
ALLIHAVEISSTIMMS

[sleek harness]

No

[regal hearth]

Fight fire with.... I suppose

[ripe tangle]

Yes

[gaunt wind]

And it’s only going to get worse as the machines learn to write better and better it’ll be basically indistinguishable

[sleek harness]

I am leaving bye 30000 year old hag

[hazy kestrel]

Emperor says there is strength in ignorance, am very strong! Man, it’s depressing to see the decline of human ingenuity in real time.

[ripe tangle]

seeya in the next life, Rodent Of Unusual Size.

[rain idol]

BIRMINGHAMLAD

[hazy kestrel]

Most definitely.

[acoustic pebble]

That's a good one

[regal hearth]

But there still is such brightness in them. It's literally just trapped in garbage education. It's not extinguished in so many! It's alive but dormant!

[acoustic pebble]

Honestly you can have that one

[rain idol]

OBLOCKSWICHION

Yes, that was somebody’s actual name

[gaunt wind]

Mankind has been beaten down from explorers and artists into mindless hopeless laborers

[hazy kestrel]

So true pal.

[hazy kestrel]

Don’t even get me started on the decline of art and music to the modern slop. It fucking hurts, man.

[drowsy prawn]

who will be replaced by AI and all become ultimate coosumers 😌

[gaunt wind]

We used to hope for a better future now we just hope we can pay the power bill this month

[drowsy prawn]

it will be an irl slaanesh world very soon

[regal hearth]

I have cheap desires man. The only expensive taste I have is my PC... Bar that I just want books and my lady

[hazy kestrel]

How did we go from beautiful art movements like Art Deco, Minimalism, Cubism, Impressionism, etc. to a fucking banana being taped onto a wall and being worth millions?

[regal hearth]

Art deco my beloved. I crave it.

[drowsy prawn]

word is - money laundering

[jaunty path]

What are we to do when corporations already control everything? What is reasoning and logic vs an endless enclave of fastloading and generating of propaganda?

These algorithyms have already perfected the way of how to garner fear, anger and hatred.

[hazy kestrel]

Am gonna sleep now, it’s 1:30 over here. Goodnight all.

[rain idol]

I miss when buildings didn’t look like shite, good God I hated living in that old commie block of just nothing but public housing grey buildings and brutalist architecture all around

[regal hearth]

Idk I think we live in an incredible age for music. There is so much creativity and new tools for music. Even relatively popular stuff. 10 or so years ago Porter Robinson released worlds and it's genuinely beautiful

[ripe tangle]

yeah a lot of Modern Art is literally just a loophole to launder money and it be technically legal.

same reason you see these runway fashion shows where people wear clothes that noone will ever wear EVER, it's also all part of a different money laundering scheme.

[drowsy prawn]

One hand can't clap, as the saying goes. It's never unilateral; they don't have all the power. That's an illusion 😌

[gaunt wind]

We have to break these chains of corporatism and globalization, I’d rather we spent a million more years in caves looking to the stars than continue down this path we’re on

[hazy kestrel]

I guess I just enjoy old ass music from the early to mid 1900s than current music.

[regal hearth]

Madeon's Adventure is impeccable. La Lune is amazing

[jaunty path]

Why are people still on about the banana thing. Have we forgotten about NFTs? What even defines the price of art? I think it's just whatever amount of value people assign to it

[ripe tangle]

what if Canada is really just a Banana?

[rain idol]

The most expensive thing I like is my models and games

[gaunt wind]

The Industrial Revolution and it’s consequences have been a disaster for the human race

[regal hearth]

Nothing will top Pink Floyd for me but I can still adore the more modern stuff. Theres so much music and I can go find it all.

[rain idol]

I would send a picture to prove that this is true if I could

[livid berry]

Is canadians just banana people then

[ripe tangle]

send it in Zealot Chat

[ripe tangle]

YES

[opal pulsar]

This is the second time we got a variation of executioner stance, which is weird cause it happened twice

[hazy kestrel]

Well, it’s the principle of the thing imo. NFTs were clearly a money sink for idiots that did no real harm to art, whereas a banana being taped to a wall just brought us back to the Dada art movement, but without the inherent meaning behind the pieces.

[jaunty path]

I think it's hilarious that someone spent a million something dollars on whats now definitely a rotting banana

[astral basin]

Who likes pudding

[hazy kestrel]

You know what, fuck it, I’ll stay up a bit more to talk about art.

[opal pulsar]

Me

[regal hearth]

RottED

[drowsy prawn]

I'm not made of banana, you take that back

[jaunty path]

You could call it comedic

[ripe tangle]

I do, but what kind of Pudding?

[gaunt wind]

People used to paint art like Washington crossing the Delaware, now we get fuckin skibidi toilet

[ripe tangle]

can I have Flan? I particularly love flan

[jaunty path]

Yeah LMFAO

[astral basin]

Deez nuts pudding

[jaunty path]

Send me flan

[rain idol]

I have sent my proof and I rest my case

[astral basin]

Pudding deez nuts*

[regal hearth]

Look up "Jesus in the home of his parents."

My favorite painting of all time full stop

[hazy kestrel]

One of the most famous art pieces of the Dada art movement was Marcel DuChamp’s piece: “The Fountain” which was literally just a fucking urinal turned a certain way.

[regal hearth]

Christ* not Jesus

[jaunty path]

Oh I like that one actually

[hazy kestrel]

The movement was an inherent criticism on what can be defined as art, and it had some thought provoking pieces, but I think it helped start the devolution of art into the modern slop we have now.

[drowsy prawn]

yeah okay but which way, that's pretty important 🤔

[hazy kestrel]

I think it was upside down, I don’t remember tbh.

[regal hearth]

It's just funky

[opal pulsar]

Waiterr waiter more variants of executioner stance 😭

[thick fog]

quite a banger

[drowsy prawn]

my Feng Shui calculation tells me that is auspicious

[hazy kestrel]

Guernica was a fascinating piece to research during undergrad. So much inherent symbolism and ways it can be interpreted by the viewer.

[jaunty path]

Fountain is a readymade sculpture by Marcel Duchamp in 1917, consisting of a porcelain urinal signed "R. Mutt". In April 1917, an ordinary piece of plumbing chosen by Duchamp was submitted for the inaugural exhibition of the Society of Independent Artists, to be staged at the Grand Central Palace in New York.

[regal hearth]

No but really y'all look up Christ in the house of his parents by John Millais it's so gorgeous

[jaunty path]

Oh. It's not exactly upside down

It's more like on it's back

Skibidi Fountain.......

[ripe tangle]

@misty trench you alive?

[livid berry]

I did not expect the first thing today to be a art lecture

[jaunty path]

I killed him.

[ripe tangle]

naaaaaur

[gaunt wind]

The Two Crowns is another amazing piece I love

[hazy kestrel]

One of my favorite things about art is that I learned how various common symbols of power have been utilized to legitimize regimes / rulers throughout the centuries. Once you see them, it’s like a cognitohazard that you begin to notice everywhere. It’s fascinating tbh.

[rain idol]

You’re right bloody good job on the detail

[drowsy prawn]

it's over, that means the feng shui is fucked and whoever is in the vicinity is liable to poop in their pants

[jaunty path]

Oh no.

[drowsy prawn]

that piece is doomed 😔

[hazy kestrel]

The symbols, the postures, the mediums of art, all of the ways they connect current rulers to past great ones, etc. Anyways, I’m actually gonna sleep now, my brain is too low on power to write down all of my thoughts in a concise manner.

[astral basin]

Oh hey saveafox is still running
Its the husband now

[misty trench]

yes

[regal hearth]

Hated in its time because of Jesus being a redhead (keep in context the standard western unrealistic depiction of Jesus. John Millais correctly conveys to the audience the same message that the author of Luke gives: namely that Jesus came from the poor for the poor. Who is the poor and marginalized in Millais' time? The Irish redheads. It's beautiful

[ripe tangle]

Good!

turns your glass upside down in an Aussie pub.

[hazy kestrel]

But I’ll leave you with a few examples: Look at statues / carvings of rulers like Marcus Aurelius, Napoleon, Augustus, etc. you see similar poses that they use to accentuate themselves and show their regal-ness / power. The same pointing gesture, the usage of the horse as putting themselves above the common man. The intense gaze into the eyes of the viewer.

[ripe tangle]

fr though, I wanted to know why we’re still using slowmode and if we can turn it off soon? It’s really annoying.

[drowsy prawn]

yeah can we also get image perm back

[ripe tangle]

don’t ask for too much right away, you gotta negotiate for it.

[drowsy prawn]

we are all responsible adults here, extremely well adjusted

[compact adder]

I'm a responsible adult in the same way that tomatos are fruit.

[somber stream]

Do it or i'll bomb stockholm

[hazy kestrel]

Press “x” to doubt.

[regal hearth]

In the objectively correct and inarguable way. Good

[ripe tangle]

wait, am I responsible?

[compact adder]

You would be foolish to put either of us in fruit salad.

[jaunty path]

Thats a question for you to determine

[regal hearth]

We're all gay here so no crying over spilt milk

[jaunty path]

for me I don't know If I'm really mature.

More mature than my parents I do know.

[rain idol]

You seem like you would like John Martin’s art

[regal hearth]

"I loved this game as a child. And now I return to it as a man child"

[rain idol]

Elster nuke

[misty trench]

lmao not how it works these days

[rain idol]

These days implies it worked before

[ripe tangle]

wait, it doesn’t do the funny and make people want to fight you anymore?

[regal hearth]

Give me a title of a piece of his

[jaunty path]

Do people not like free drinks or do they feel theyre being hit on lmfao.

[rain idol]

“Joshua Commanding the Sun to Stand Still upon Gibeon” it’s mouthful, but it’s beautiful

[rain idol]

Oh and “Belshazzar's Feast”

[jaunty path]

Fuck me I could kill for baileys right now

I'll make it after thanks giving.

[regal hearth]

Oh that is... Thank you friend 🫡

[misty trench]

no people will just fight you whether you like it or not

[ripe tangle]

it’s a culture clash thing, in Australia an upside down glass is supposed to mean you want to fight, in the US, it’s literally just telling the bartender you’re done with your drink and you’re ready to pay and leave.

[jaunty path]

Or well next month rlly. Then. Uhhh. By the time I get back the class should be out.

So yay. also whats the origin of that anyway?

[rain idol]

No problem, just using my skills occasionally random and very specific knowledge for assistance

[astral basin]

“When you test the battle sister with a slightly heretical joke, and she fires back with a full on exterminatus”

[ripe tangle]

and if you simply refuse to fight do they just then regard you as a pussy/coward and lose respect for you?

and probably still fight you anyway lmao

[gloomy tartan]

Crotch chops are a dominance technique

[astral laurel]

NINE TOES (Also he has three balls)

[misty trench]

then you get belted anyway yeah

[gloomy tartan]

Most dominance stance you can take is the T-pose

[ripe tangle]

Damn, Aussies are crazy, I kinda like it.

[jaunty path]

My fathers reasoning for things when it comes to anything politics is so linear. Like

"x is y because x is y. "

"okay but how do you know thats true?"

"I just told you x is y because x is why. Why are you so difficult?"

Why don't I just...believe everything you say without question?

[gloomy tartan]

I think space alien spiders would be interesting politicians. They would have a new perspective.

[drowsy prawn]

He did 😏

[jaunty path]

I swear to fucking god what I'm experiencing is generational shit parenting.

[astral basin]

Australia has discovered a new bee
Named the Lucifer bee
Its defining feature is. The females have horns
It was named that bc the scientist was watching the show lucifer at the time

[gloomy tartan]

Hey guys what do you like better spiders or scorpions?

[jaunty path]

Spiders are nice but I should read up on scorpions.

[drowsy prawn]

they are both tasty 👍

[gloomy tartan]

Scorpions hold hands when they make baby’s I believe

[jaunty path]

I think they eat their young

[gloomy tartan]

So do crabs

[jaunty path]

Nice :D

[gloomy tartan]

I know some scorpions Cary their baby’s on their backs

[jaunty path]

And if they fall off. free snack

[gloomy tartan]

Some spiders have symbiotic relationships where they guard the frog and the frog protects the spiders baby’s. They basically pick up pet frogs sometimes. Specifically tarantulas I believe.

[jaunty path]

Thats such a weird combo

[gloomy tartan]

There’s other weird combos.

It’s because frogs are better at fighting aerial threats while spiders can fight ground threats. Biggest op of tarantulas is the tarantula hawk wasp that flying fuck

[obtuse oak]

Barbarians

[gloomy tartan]

One of my personal favorite animal combos is the moray eel and the Goliath grouper. Goliath groupers randomly show up at Moray eel houses in rock crevices and clack their teeth to signal they want to team up to hunt fish. The grouper scares fish into the rocks where the eel catches them, and the eel scares fish into the open water where the Goliath catches them. They don’t share food but they both usually do this team hunt until they are full

You hit ‘em high I hit ‘em low basically

[jaunty path]

I need to eat something..

[twin flower]

Nothing like hot cocoa on a cold afternoon

[gloomy tartan]

I want a popsicle now

[gaunt wind]

I’m drinking coffee with hazelnut creamer it’s great

[ripe tangle]

are pub brawls just how Bogans make friends?

[gloomy tartan]

Public PvP area

[limber zealot]

Are they ever gonna take slow mode off or is gen chat just like this now?

[gaunt wind]

15 seconds isnt too bad could be worse

[limber zealot]

It really isn't but this torture for a fella like me I love sending 4 messages that are like 2 words

It fucks me up

[vague elm]

No work in the morning and I am feelng wild!
I am gonna drink
So
Much
Water
Tonight.

[limber zealot]

I should've done this instead of downing an entire bottle of mystery wine

I got way too drunk

[gloomy tartan]

What’s the mystery?

[limber zealot]

I didn't puke or anything but after a few hours it felt like I had an ice pick in my brain

[obtuse oak]

I wouldn't be surprised if it stays like this until after the class release

[limber zealot]

It was homemade by an old Italian man so I had no idea what its abv was

High evidently

[vague elm]

That would be the braincells unaliving

[limber zealot]

Yeah pretty much

[rain idol]

Rogue traders can recruit sanctioned Xenos with a lot of paperwork including kroot, drukhari, aldari and less commonly the occasional ork mercenary

[limber zealot]

I had to sleep it off and then drink a bunch of water and eat some sugary foods to make it go away

That and some Advil

If I had smoked some weed along with this it would've been over for me for sure

For once I'm thankful that my union drug tests me

[vague elm]

Smoothie made with antioxidant rich foods(Blueberry is my fave) and yogurt for probiotics will kill a hangover in an hour

[limber zealot]

Didn't have any of that unfortunately besides the yogurt

I had a slice of apple pie and a bunch of yogurt

And probably like a liter of water

That along with the Advil had me feeling pretty much fine after an hour or so

[misty trench]

what too much sun does to a bloke

[ripe tangle]

I’d still like to go to Australia one day, there’s cool stuff there I want to see.

Specifically I want to see the nature c:

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/kick-fall-down-kangaroo-gif-15368335

[rain idol]

Kroot mercenaries sometimes operate under cadres and big bands of mercenaries and are pretty well known for being recruited in bunches for bodyguarding and shooting stuff mostimes for when things get really desperate @limber zealot

[vague elm]

That, or 99% of the non aborigini people there being the descends of rapist, murderers and theives

[jaunty path]

You better get a good look at those spiders

[jaunty path]

Fun fact Kangaroo tails function essentially as a third leg

[ripe tangle]

I figure most of the Fauna in Australia won’t hurt me as long as I’m not fucking with it or doing something that makes myself seem threatening.

[misty trench]

pretty much

[gloomy tartan]

Fun fact, kangaroos love, drowning shit

[jaunty path]

Makes sense

[twin flower]

I have an australian friend that told me a roo almost drowned his dog

[misty trench]

the nature is 100% worth it

[twin flower]

He beat the shit out of it

[misty trench]

my partner was hooked on the forests

[wind birch]

does console still not have damage numbers?

[gloomy tartan]

It’s what they do when threatened stay in the middle of water and prepare to drown

[jaunty path]

ppl forget nature is violent me thinks

[ripe tangle]

I remember reading a list about Australian National Parks and every single one of them is completely unique.

[twin flower]

Yeah lmao, he mentioned they look goofy as fuck in the middle of the water but do not follow it in

[wind birch]

??? anyone know?

[fossil siren]

just watch out for the drop bears and you'l be fine

[jaunty path]

In...missions or meat grinder

[vague elm]

Only numbers In psykanium

[misty trench]

yep, there's too many to do in one trip as well, even an extended one

[ripe tangle]

Sure XD

[ripe tangle]

same could be said about beaches too

[rain idol]

If I actually encounter one of those there will be no other option aside from nuclear warhead detonation

[novel marlin]

Don’t do it, it’s a trap

We went last October

I left my job and went back to uni to get a teaching qualification so we can move over

It’s just so much better than any country rn

[wind birch]

these "10 years of Darktide," need to focus on QoL

[fossil siren]

'Do They Know?'

[astral laurel]

Damage numbers are hardly at the top of any list of "things to do for this game"

[jaunty path]

Are drop bears spiders or very tactical bears

[fossil siren]

:^)

[twin flower]

dropping on top your head like its fortnite

[astral laurel]

they look like koalas but eat flesh.

[jaunty path]

[misty trench]

true but a lot of beaches are very samey

[jaunty path]

lmfao

[fossil siren]

fr though. its a joke made to scare people out of the country.

[jaunty path]

Wow. lol.

[twin flower]

what ya call that tiny lizard that likes to climb on top of people

[ripe tangle]

I could see that, and tbh I’m not much of a beach person, definetly more of a forest lover

[rain idol]

Oh, I thought they were spiders

[jaunty path]

Geckos?

[fossil siren]

you want a summary of the wildlife in australia, the platypus, that wierd fucking duck mammel hybrid thing, has a fucking toxin it uses on its claws on its back legs

[astral laurel]

Just the males

[novel marlin]

And brown snakes are absolutely adorable

No way they’d give the most poisonous snake in the country a really mundane name, the more mundane the safer it is

[twin flower]

Naah, an aussie friend told me about them, I forgot the name

[fossil siren]

thats the level we're operating on when it comes to the wildlife here.

[fossil siren]

blue tongued lizard? frilled neck lizard?

[ripe tangle]

more reason why you should look and not touch, which is a general rule that should be followed anyway

[rain idol]

If I ever find a Huntman spider EVER I will genuinely tweak the fuck out

[wind birch]

thats.... why i said QoL

[fossil siren]

whats funny is i freak out, but ehey're honestly rather chill in the grand scheme of things.

[thick fog]

game only came out 3 years ago my man

[novel marlin]

I read that as ‘human spider’ and

Ew

[twin flower]

Frilled neck, yeah I think thats it

[thick fog]

This is 10 years of tide genre

[jaunty path]

This person hates spiderman

[ripe tangle]

also common sense things like staying with a guide or group, having connection to emergency services, keeping things like a first aid kit and water on your person, etc.

[novel marlin]

I would love a kill counter each mission though

[wind birch]

mhm

[rain idol]

Oh no, I’m deathly afraid of all forms of spider, as in little long legs will actually make me panic

[ripe tangle]

these rules should be followed when visiting US parks too tbh

[fossil siren]

spiders in australia are fucking wild, like the bigger they are the more chill they tend to be, its the small ones like the funnel web and the red back that are mean as hell. and the latter one fuck,ing hangs out in peoples sheds

[jaunty path]

Only gonna get that through mods on pc unfortnately.

[novel marlin]

More like the Spider boss from The Hunt: Showdown 1896

[fossil siren]

and then theres the daddy long legs, who cant bite humans at all due to having too small fangs to do it.

[vague elm]

Not even a spider

[astral laurel]

Just count them yourself! :>

[twin flower]

Tippy tappy mfer

[fossil siren]

i love to joke about that movie that was released a while back, Eight Legged Freaks, the one with giant spiders in an american town, by saying that they just got a few spiders from australia there.

[novel marlin]

Legit stormed the building looking for it, couldn’t find that summitch, looked up and it was staring at me

Fucking fucker

[ripe tangle]

I actually love spiders, I think they’re cool.

[astral laurel]

Spiders are neat

[limber zealot]

I think you tagged the wrong guy brosef

[twin flower]

New trauma unlocked

[astral laurel]

I've met someone with a spider girl OC and she was adorable. Just a cute anthropomorphic jumping spider lass

[fossil siren]

all i can think of now is you being like eddie murphy in daddy day care when the kid said they missed the toilet

[novel marlin]

Inches from my face

I blasted a full 9 Lemat incen rounds into the wall next to it

[limber zealot]

That being said a sanctioned xeno class would be awesome now that we aren't all prisoners

[novel marlin]

Yes!

Except it’s a spider made from human body parts

[limber zealot]

I'd love to play as an eldar

[rain idol]

I recall almost having a panic attack because I saw a long legs in my room I had to get my mom to throw it out, a day earlier I grabbed a snake by the head and threw the fucker outside, my mom said “ you can grab snakes and dead rats but you can’t handle a little spider?” to which I replied instantly yes.

[fossil siren]

🫵 Knife Ear

[novel marlin]

There’s room there like

Aeldari ranger, kroot mercensry, Votann busy body

It’d be cool

[twin flower]

Imagining the Mourningstar is becoming more and more likely as a staging area for new factions if there will be new classes every year

[gloomy tartan]

I was in the middle of a mission what I miss?

[limber zealot]

Be kinda funny to see a rogue trader with like 50 sanctioned xenos running around

[jaunty path]

dawg tf

[gloomy tartan]

Halowete needed her prismatic crystals and I obliged

[fossil siren]

look they got the heresy licence, the inquisition can bite them

[rain idol]

I play mostly xenos on table top. It would be an actual dream come true

[astral laurel]

We won't get Votann. No more classes with height differences.

[gloomy tartan]

Spiders pay taxes

[limber zealot]

This is what my ship would look like in RT if they let me

[gloomy tartan]

Why not? I thought small sizes was the problem not big?

[ripe tangle]

damn, the tax office truly is ruthless.

They’re out there taxing spiders!

[astral laurel]

Votann are small

[limber zealot]

But I think heinrix would have an aneurysm if I made an elder harem

[gloomy tartan]

Oh ya sucks to be a short king

[novel marlin]

That’d cancel out kroot and Eldar too tbf

Though my arbite is massive compared to the others

Like legit a foot taller and I can’t remember if I did that

[astral laurel]

I always make my characters as short as I can for the meme

[gloomy tartan]

I have a spider from Cadia. Its web blew up.

[median spruce]

Maps are designed around ogryn, they don't want two separations of camera angle

[limber zealot]

Eldar height is doable but probably not kroot

[gloomy tartan]

Yeh I thought they wanted another ogryn size race didn’t realize they were talking about a short king

Short king races are kinda fucked it seems cuz of the maps designed

[novel marlin]

They’re not massively smaller when they’ve got the full armour on like

They’re also much bulkier

If they do the heavy armour (hearthkyn?) they’re not too far off the size

[median spruce]

Vermintide was similar in that all maps had to be designed with bardin in mind

[astral laurel]

Sure but they're also shorter enough

[misty trench]

I like both but yea, forests got more going for them in terms of unique stuff between each

[twin flower]

Huh, imagine seeing them around unarmored when youre in the strategium and just full on battlesuit when in matches

[rain idol]

Eldar should be…..eh 7ft so they would be like just under ogryn

[gloomy tartan]

Coastal forest with beaches

[lilac crag]

I'm a bit lost on the personalities of hive scum. Outlaw and Bounty Hounter sound too much alike. even the forum uses the term outlaw on the bounty hunter. feels weird.

[rain idol]

I live in an area with a lot of those

[novel marlin]

We did the glass mountains and Springbrook whilst we were there

Both completely different, both incredible

[limber zealot]

I always imagined them as being like 6'6" on average

[gloomy tartan]

I would love to to be a park ranger or someshit just gone in nature most of the time.

[ripe tangle]

I like a chance to explore a place I’ve never been and learn stuff about said place, it’s why I love nature and history so much, and why I get seriously mad when people litter or desecrate things.

[gloomy tartan]

I want to drop kick people who liter they are such fucking trash. Can’t walk my dog without fucking glass or trash everywhere, any nature trails get filled with trash littered it’s so irking

[astral laurel]

Outlaw is probably more like Swagger. Bounty Hunter is someone who hunts people for work.

[median spruce]

Boba fett vs jack sparrow

[gloomy tartan]

Swaggers way cooler than any of us

[novel marlin]

Yeah it’s a bit weird, Fat Shark have played a bit fast and loose with the ‘Scum’ term

Basically in 40K hives, all criminals are scum but not all scum are criminals.

Bounty Hunters are a legit thing which requires a writ of warrant, so much so that being a bounty hunter can protect people (like Gor Half Horn, the Beastman)

But Fat Shark has them all as criminals

[novel marlin]

Swagger is Grendyl loving life

[rain idol]

They usually fluctuate between just under a space marine and or “really tall human”

[astral laurel]

I used to think Swagger was Grendyl too but... he's not

No no, Swagger is a shard of the emperor.

[astral basin]

I mean. A cartel is a criminal organization
The members of the organization can have different jobs

[rain idol]

I now understand why Seer calls him beloved then

[lilac crag]

would be cooler if outlaw acted like Swagger. but both personalities play heavily on "making their own law". something of the same can be said about Arby's, but they knocked it out of the park with their code and how they conduct it. Fatalist and Maul are so far apart despite playing on the same fact, even their descriptions helped cement this. Outlaw and Bounty Hunter... not so much, but I'm hoping they do not blend together with their moral compasses.

[astral laurel]

we'll see

[thick fog]

we yet to see their actual dialogue and perfomance but hopefully they are great
Something that FS never fails at with

[astral laurel]

I'm going eepymode now. You folks have a good <insert time of day here>

[median spruce]

If it's a deal breaker id just wait till there are youtube videos out on em after release

[novel marlin]

It states they’re all criminals in one of the dev reports

But it’s not the first time Fat Shark have been a bit squiffy, Grendyl would probably wipe the populace out and reseed the planet if Nurgle hadn’t arrived because they hide psykers from the Black Ships and keep them like Zoos

[lilac crag]

yeah personally speaking only, the VAs are my deal breaker. I already do not like the sound of the class abilities nor am I a fan of their theme. I'm hoping for something that'll hook me in on their presence.

[median spruce]

Sounds like a safe wait for you then

[novel marlin]

Imm glad I’ve 1.7mil so I can change the voice if I don’t like it

Had to do that with the arbite because one sounds like a dog, and whilst I love that to make an enforcer (shout out to Drej from Varangantua) it doesn’t fit my arbites character

[acoustic pebble]

Water Cartel be like: "Hey kid, you better have been hydrating lately. Would be a shame if dehydration took your kneecaps"

[novel marlin]

In Necromunda, they take the water you owe back

[twin flower]

What if its goen gone

[acoustic pebble]

WC: "Hey buddy. Time to pay your 'protection' fee"
Hands over five water bottles

[twin flower]

Do they suck it out your body, dune style

[acoustic pebble]

Water Cartel: Fucking dies

[novel marlin]

This

Full blown desiccated corpses left behind

[twin flower]

Ominous, also rad

[acoustic pebble]

They just stab them with a silly straw and begin drinking

[novel marlin]

Probably makes pretty good kindling tbh

[novel marlin]

Literally yeah

Check out Eyros Slagmist

Dudes a water vampire

[acoustic pebble]

Werewolves are better

[novel marlin]

Water werewolves 😳

[acoustic pebble]

I forgot what they're called, but instead of wolves, it's the same with sharks

[fossil siren]

weresharks?

[novel marlin]

Land sharks?

[acoustic pebble]

Basically that but they have their own name in WoD

[twin flower]

Whats WoD

[acoustic pebble]

ROKEA that's what they're called!!

[acoustic pebble]

World of Darkness. Basically the world Vampire The Masquerade takes place in

[tawny gorge]

aka peak

[twin flower]

Huh, havent played VtM

[acoustic pebble]

I recommend the first one. Second one was a let down

[twin flower]

Wasn't there a new one that came out, wat was it.. bloodlines

[celest yarrow]

I heard people complaining about the new game with that name but that was my first and last contact with the series

[acoustic pebble]

First one

Ye. Play that one

[void mason]

There's several VTM games. Redemption, Bloodlines, and Bloodlines 2 are the most recognized ones.

[acoustic pebble]

Ssethtzeentach made a good video about the first one

[void mason]

You also got Swansong, which arguably is most like the actual TTRPG.

If you don't mind interactive novels, then the best ones are Night Road and Parliament of Knives. Book of Hungry Names if you like Werewolf.

They blow all the actual games out of the water thematically.

[twin flower]

Thinking back i dont think I've played a game before thats vampire centric

[regal hearth]

Bloodlines 2

Now I sit atop my mountain of vomit from the work of my own mouth

[twin flower]

What a sentence ftw

[void mason]

Eh, Bloodlines 2 was good for what it was.

[regal hearth]

We all knew it was gonna be ass and then it came out and we all knew it was ass

[regal hearth]

Fallout 4 fans invented this apologetic and it keeps trucking along as ol reliable. A vagabond wandering from IP to IP wherever needed.

[twin flower]

My childhood games were more in Mount and Blade, and like other similar genre's

[acoustic pebble]

Yo war sails comes out on my Birthday!!

[twin flower]

Ohh shitt, I fkin forgot about that update

[acoustic pebble]

DLC

[twin flower]

Tomato tomatoe

[acoustic pebble]

I'm buying it. I want to play as my Nords again

[twin flower]

But yeah am looking forward to it too

[acoustic pebble]

The gameplay looks sooooo goooood

[silver mango]

Just saw a zealot die within 60 seconds of joining

[twin flower]

And after like years of just no decent updates as well

[regal hearth]

I want a borderlands 2 gameplay "remaster" that makes the gunplay not shit.

If I get that you'll not see me again

[void mason]

I'm not sure what you're trying to say.

[twin flower]

I played the shit out of 2 with my brother, decent game

[celest yarrow]

If there's anything shit about borderlands 2 it's the balancing of UVHM

[regal hearth]

Fallout 4's reaction was the first time I ever heard "it's not a good fallout game, but it's a good game" and Ive heard that shit constantly ever since. Just replace fallout with whatever IP

[twin flower]

To me anyway

[heady bay]

Fallout has kinda lost its tone. It's all "woaaah wacky radiation weeee were goofy and do dumb things with radiaaaaation"

[void mason]

Ah, I get it. Though I heard it first with Fallout 3 since that was the one that first deviated both in tone and gameplay.

[regal hearth]

Fallout 2 deviates from tone as much as 3 does. It's more about lacking the same intentionality, but where 3 makes sacrifices, 4 throws the baby out with the bathwater

[tawny gorge]

@void mason here he's refferring to being fine with the bare minimum despite the new entry not being up to the standards set in the past

[void mason]

In regards to VTM, every game has been very different from the others. And most have been bad at translating the mechanics properly. Most have hit the spot very well with story and theme though.

[abstract crypt]

Should 76 even be brought up

[tawny gorge]

its not the tone deviation thats the issue is the fact that the execution and the ideas brought on the table are worse in fallout 3

[heady bay]

I'm just tired of how lazy the franchise is. Everything is still dirty when lore wise it shouldn't be but they don't want to make more assets lol

[tawny gorge]

its a game made by fallout fanboys that recently acquired the ip

[void mason]

Yeah, that's were I would disagree. Bloodlines 2 is different, but not better or worse mechanically. Story-wise they both take story hooks from the books. Bloodlines 2 actually has a good mystery going on.

[regal hearth]

Worse in 3 than 2? Yes. Worse in 3 than 4? No

[tawny gorge]

no way bloodlines 2 is as good as the og off of the conversations and the dialogues i've heard

[abstract crypt]

Its super mutants, BoS, radscorpians, deathclaws all the same shit over and over again

[tawny gorge]

true, look at vault city in fallout 2

[regal hearth]

2 completely jumps the shark in low level writing quality 50% of the time but the other 50% its very good but also the broad strokes are consistently fantastic

[void mason]

Well, I've actually played instead of just going by hearsay, and would say the main story and dialogue around it is better than the first Bloodlines. Better conveys the tone and setting of VTM. But side quests, the first Bloodlines is miles ahead, no competition.

[tawny gorge]

"hearsay" "the dialogues i've heard" i heard it directly from the game dont try that shit pal

[astral basin]

Til
The Molotov cocktail is a finnish diss on a soviet general (molotov) that called a bombing “food supplies” at international conference
“Heres the wine to your picnic”

[regal hearth]

My roommate died so that we (his friends) may live. He scouted VTMB2 and said nah chief go replay tyranny or VTMB1

[tawny gorge]

here's the wine to your picnic is such a non threat that in context it's an amazing threat

[void mason]

Oh, sorry. I would still say actually playing the game and understanding the context of the dialogue is an advantage.

[rain idol]

Ah vtmb2…. if only

[gloomy root]

All the folks who are review bombing the game DID YA NOTICE WE HAVE 3 EXTRA CHARACTER SLOTS??

[tawny gorge]

true

i'm gonna play it when it goes into a hyper pisslow sale

[void mason]

Yeah, that's probably the best.

[astral basin]

They added an extra slot for arby. Idk why people were talking about deleting a character for hive scum

[void mason]

FS forcing people to delete their characters? Yeah, makes total sense

[regal hearth]

Me three. I've seen a variety of what's on offer with bloodlines 2 and the worm on that hook be looking not to be desired or good for food.

[tawny gorge]

that plus theres too much stuff coming out lol

[void mason]

I just want a good Werewolf game 😭

[regal hearth]

New project Diablo 2 season dropping soon 😍

Gimme gimme gimme

[tawny gorge]

Nioh 3, Dragon Quest 7 reimagined, Resident Evil Requiem same month

illegal that's too many games the first 2 come out on consecutive days

[regal hearth]

And I'll play neither

If I ever get bored with new games I just drop a fat 400 hours in factorio and reappear at the end of the tunnel

[daring surge]

what does huffing paint feel like?

[tawny gorge]

you ever play pathologic 2?

[daring surge]

nope. good representation?

[tawny gorge]

yeah

[warped bison]

I cant believe they're giving the hivescum their own methlab as a mechanic

[pseudo timber]

Fatshark loves drugs confirmed

[warped bison]

i am pretty stoked though about the toxin status effect, i love playing poison themed classes/builds in other games so finally getting one for darktide will be so good

[daring surge]

it looks fun but i dont jell well with survival mechanics, are they very central to the gameplay and if so are they a chore or a breeze for the most part

[tawny gorge]

"it looks fun" its not

[daring surge]

looks like a game that gets better when smoking drugs and im getting some smokeable drugs later too!

[daring surge]

thanks for coming back to me. what are some really fun games you think?

[tawny gorge]

https://backloggd.com/u/Dest

[gloomy tartan]

I just lagged out of a havoc lol

[tawny gorge]

anything i've given a 3 and up on my profile

[daring surge]

erm sir

sir...

||dead space 2 hella based i loved the remaster||

[tawny gorge]

dead space 2 has no remaster

you're talking about the remake of the first game

[daring surge]

oh crap wait is that ds1? yeye

yeye so good

[tawny gorge]

it's peak, 2023 was the year where we got the trinity of horror game remakes

[dawn kite]

Im at this point rn myself lol

I found some new mods and ill ppbl do a new masochistic run

[daring surge]

DMC5 rating is based and playing it while high was an absolute mindblast

just cus the animation music and cutscenes were industry leading

[dawn kite]

Dmc5 would be peak if v didnt exist

[blissful kiln]

dmc5 is doodoo

[thick fog]

A man does not speak ill of V

[daring surge]

dialogue i forgot dialogue

in the DMC5 dlc where you play dante's brother you can delete V by playing it

[dawn kite]

Being forced to play a char u dont want to and dont like in a game u bought to play sth else for like 40% of the game is not fun

[daring surge]

chat hurt this person ------------------ 👆

[blissful kiln]

3 > 4 >>>>>>>>>>> 5

[dawn kite]

Outside of that its a great game

[thick fog]

I am confused by what you mean
You play as Vergil which is a different play style then V

In Darktide terms, V plays like Psyker

[dawn kite]

Dmc remake not even mentioned lmao peak

[daring surge]

fair enough, i only played 5

[tawny gorge]

lmfaoooooo 4>5 youre like one of maybe 30 people that think that

[dawn kite]

U cant compare it to 3 5 was more of a movie

[tawny gorge]

DmC is a great action game

[blissful kiln]

yes and we're right and everyone else is wrong

[daring surge]

right vergil thanks. what i was saying was just that when you buy the vergil dlc you dont have to use V at all i hear

[thick fog]

DMC4 is good but with many flaws and the story campaign

Hope you enjoy backtracking all levels in second half of the campaign and do boss rush fkr the final boss

[dawn kite]

Combichrist was so good when it game to audio combat was good story was pepega

[marsh iris]

[dawn kite]

Hello im vergil i shoot pregnant women with a sniper yesyesyes

[tawny gorge]

to me for a charachter action games story is negligeble its all about the gameplay, Ninja Gaiden 2 is the best action game of all time but you won't ever see anyone praise its story as a masterpiece of narrative

[blissful kiln]

DMC 5 change of artstyle was what killed it for me visually

[daring surge]

and they nailed it

[blissful kiln]

it's so bad and so dull

[tawny gorge]

yeah you didnt play V

[thick fog]

V is a fragile character that you use your companions as main attackers
Vergil is just bullshit goes delete everything and is so peak

[tawny gorge]

true vergil is meant to be completely broken he trivialises the game

[thick fog]

Lore accurate

[blissful kiln]

DMC 5 did produce good memes tho

[daring surge]

i really gotta get back to DMC5 and try the vergil pack

[tawny gorge]

oh so you played it through memes?

[gloomy tartan]

I am the storm that is approaching

[thick fog]

Pretty much 60% of the new fans

[daring surge]

is vergil more powerful than dante canonically?

[tawny gorge]

no

[thick fog]

Only joined through DMC5 memes and the slop netflix show

[gloomy tartan]

They trade wins

[blissful kiln]

I played a few missions and dropped it. it was awful

[tawny gorge]

my guy i know you didnt play it

[thick fog]

Both are equally strong
They are twins but love their rivalry

[wicked kayak]

how dare you speak like that of the storm that is approaching

[blissful kiln]

I don't need to play the full game to say it looks like shit and plays like shit

[thick fog]

Though their story is quite sad more from Vergil side

[gloomy tartan]

Virgil won a few fights, Dante won a few, and by the time the last game happens Virgil and Dante seem to be evenly matched.

[tawny gorge]

[gloomy tartan]

In the earlier games they both trade wins and loses to eachother

[thick fog]

Yes by end of DMC5

[tawny gorge]

vergil is a hyper terrorist lmfaooooo

[astral basin]

Heard that
DMC was a horrid addition to the franchise

[gloomy tartan]

Vergil needs more power tho

[daring surge]

yeah its fun

[wicked kayak]

not in a million years 😏

[tawny gorge]

"my sad anime backstory turned me into a terrorist"

[thick fog]

Butchered the characters and what DMC special, fun hack and slash game but does not have the DMC energy

[gloomy tartan]

Vergil becomes nightmare from soil caliber, except instead of souls he craves power

[dawn kite]

The plastic chair is canon

[gloomy tartan]

The plastic chair defines Virgil

[thick fog]

The style combat from DmC is very simplified and really easy to pull off max styles
In DMC you always have to keep switching attack patterns

[tawny gorge]

the soil edge

[tawny gorge]

oh nah this is just lying on 4k

[dawn kite]

True

[gloomy tartan]

See you get it

[tawny gorge]

DmC has a very accurate and complex full of tech gameplay too lol

[thick fog]

That's just what I remember lmao
Been years since I saw DmC footage

[dawn kite]

Dmc remake was easy compared to DMC

[daring surge]

i enjoyed the Devil May Cry anime even though they lost the vibe after a while and it was such a cool vibe but the rabbit is crazy cool and very scary! i like it

[jaunty path]

I should sleep soon.

[gloomy tartan]

bang bang bang on my devil trigger indeed

[wicked kayak]

when the the devil trigger

[tawny gorge]

i thought it was complete dogshit

[gloomy tartan]

Dream of cadia exploding. Never forget

[thick fog]

Netflix show is a complete slop

[twin flower]

Deviling my May til she Cry

[daring surge]

Made in Abyss is a masterpiece

[tawny gorge]

and im glad the initial hype died as soon as people started playing the games

[jaunty path]

Cadia deserved it ok

[gloomy tartan]

Cadia never did nothing to no body

[jaunty path]

Cadia is like

bad

[gloomy tartan]

And still, Look how they massacred my cadia. It’s a damn Shame…

[daring surge]

i didnt even get past the surface i just click clacked my way through

[wicked kayak]

cadia deserved it

[blissful kiln]

did you watch all of it?

[gloomy tartan]

Cadia is innocent of any allegations cadia was a upstanding part of the community,

[daring surge]

Cadia had bad babes i bet

[gloomy tartan]

May they rest in throne

[jaunty path]

every planet does I think

[daring surge]

i should visit every planet

[twin flower]

bad babes? baddies?

[gloomy tartan]

Someone said by 6 they know how to load a las gun and they can shoot it by 10 or something

[blissful kiln]

the don't anymore

[novel marlin]

I’ve seen kids with nerf guns, round mine they could shoot a sawn off by 4

[daring surge]

baddie babes

[twin flower]

[gloomy tartan]

They yearn for combat, conscript them

[novel marlin]

The infants want to be infantry

[gloomy tartan]

The youth crave the front lines and mortar fire, it’s good for character.

[twin flower]

How many come back

[novel marlin]

Tell that to the Custodes they sacrificed to turn Ingelthel into a daemon prince

[gloomy tartan]

Yes

[twin flower]

Acceptable

[gloomy tartan]

Fake news

[daring surge]

the youth crave felinid women (i am youth)

[gloomy tartan]

Whichever ones do are super fucking radical

[novel marlin]

Are you Ingelthel?!

[twin flower]

You think felinids have different breeds like irl cats

[daring surge]

are 32yo youth?

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t know who that is ima be real my g

[twin flower]

what would the hairless one look like

[daring surge]

i'm a youngin

[gloomy tartan]

Last night I learned cadia was THE fortress planet for a long ass time.

[twin flower]

[daring surge]

who blew it up

[twin flower]

Til Abaddon happened

[novel marlin]

(It was the daemon prince guide that took Lorgar to the eye and helped create the Gal Vorbak, the possessed symbiotes, they used a Custode as the sacrifice to do it on Cadia.

Then they wiped out the population and replaced them with ‘modern’ Cadians)

[astral basin]

Considering that cadias trial by fire for many cadets was a literal demon incursion
Yeah it had to be

[novel marlin]

A shaved lion

They’re just Aslan with silly voices

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah from what I hear from ppl laughing at my exploded planet a Abby don three a big ass space ship into the planet because he rage quit

[twin flower]

Arslan means lion right

[novel marlin]

Abaddon drove a Blackstone fortress into it

Didn’t work out well for the fortress planet or the fortress

[gloomy tartan]

And cadia broke like a cookie that got punched by someone on hive ganger fent 🙁

[novel marlin]

I just think of the lion the witch and the wardrobe

[gloomy tartan]

That doesn’t sound nice

[gaunt wind]

Aslan my GOAT

[gloomy tartan]

I like when the end of the lion the witch and the wardrobe the king is like wtf I’m not a king anymore I want to go back

[astral basin]

“Why am i 12 again?? I had a wife! AND KIDS!”

[novel marlin]

It was not.

Was still alive for most of it if I remember, he tried to take down a primarch and if he had just done it rather than following the law it might have worked

But he got daemon princed instead

[gloomy tartan]

Damn Heretics

Someone should name their hive ganger Pooty Tang

[twin flower]

Where'd the Cadians even go after the planet got kaboomied

[jaunty path]

Everyone should name their Ganger Jenkem huffer

[gloomy tartan]

Several fought as the planet blew up lasgun fire visible from space

[jaunty path]

Would anyone want to do Jenkem with me

[novel marlin]

There’s a lot of them to be fair, most are fleet based, some are garrisoning planets so just adopt that

The big issue is the cultural lost

[gloomy tartan]

Tf is Jenkem lol

[astral basin]

Dead
The ones off planet (there was a metric fuck ton) carried on in duty

[jaunty path]

[gloomy tartan]

And only ones born on the planet have purple eyes

[novel marlin]

They’re gone at least

Comes from proximity to the Eye of Terror

[daring surge]

well darn that kinda sucks

[gloomy tartan]

The purple eye Cadians get frozen like rare coke a cola brands, brought out when you need that classic cadian flavor you can’t get with the new Cadians.

[low blade]

There's a metric TON of Cadian regiments around the galaxy, and something like 80% or more didnt even get to Cadia in time during the recall. There's MULTIPLE "New Cadia" planets already settled by them

[novel marlin]

Canonically happened tbf, Trazyn jabbed a few companies

[twin flower]

Naming my Ganger Skivvy Slim

[gloomy tartan]

Apparently cadias main export was Cadians. When they weren’t training to fight they were making new Cadians to replace losses. Making new cadians like combat rabbits.

[gloomy tartan]

Multiple new cadias?

[low blade]

Yeah they all had the same idea lole

[gloomy tartan]

That’s like naming everyplace Rome lol.

[low blade]

Conquere planet, settle it, rename it "New Cadia"

[gloomy tartan]

They’re going to make sure you can never get rid of cadia again.

[low blade]

Alexander The Great named like 14 cities after himself so

[gloomy tartan]

So we need 14 new cadias

[twin flower]

Each one with different purposes

One planet is just fo fuc- making more cadians

[gloomy tartan]

What if they find a ring of planets name them all new cadia and then they form a warp ring

[gloomy tartan]

They only make new cadians after they’re all tired from training. Overtime exercise. Probably

[twin flower]

Do fem cadians get maternity leave after said exercise

[gloomy tartan]

Cadian moms are probably like polar bears in disposition

I’d assume they do whatever they want. Everyones on the warrior mindset koolaid

[twin flower]

What does that mean, I dont know Polar Bears

[primal tartan]

beetle mania in Cadia

[gloomy tartan]

The Coke a cola bears that eat people for the love of the gsme

[rigid peak]

This one's for Cadia...

[twin flower]

Gotta go for that Karskin double tap

[primal tartan]

MrBeast visits Cadia (Gone Wrong)

[gloomy tartan]

When everyone in the Morningstar yells for the emperor when dukane says her speech the cutthroat veteran screams for cadia lol

[twin flower]

Dukane has a speech?

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah in the Morningstar she randomly says a short speech sometimes

[primal tartan]

I hope that add I'm a Scatman to darktide

[twin flower]

Oh real? I've never heard it wtf

[gloomy tartan]

And the characters all respond to her speech shouting

[last scarab]

In this video, I let out an entire army of demons! And whoever survives the longest out of these primarchs wins 500k dollars!

[twin flower]

I should fuckin afk in there

[gloomy tartan]

At the end she says what do we fight for! Or something.

It’s fun the characters respond like 3 times I think shouting.

It’s very a very war hammer speech short to the point like dukane

[rigid peak]

Who am I?

[twin flower]

I am a Warrior!

[primal tartan]

I am a rashun eatah sah

[gloomy tartan]

I’m aura maxing by the havoc table

[rigid peak]

It is my honour to serve the God-Emperor of Mankind, and fight the darkness that contaminates the Imperium.

[primal tartan]

RIP Shane Gillis

[gloomy tartan]

What happend did he get eaten by a shark?

[rigid peak]

The supreme power of the Holy Inquisition is mine to wield.

[last scarab]

Mmmmmm yummy rashuns

[gloomy tartan]

Preach

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t eat the heretics pls

[last scarab]

But muh rashuns sah…

[rigid peak]

The hive world of Atoma Prime is a vital stronghold of Imperial power.

No matter the darkness, no matter the wracking storms of space, Atoma Prime must stand resolute.

[gloomy tartan]

I know they look tasty but don’t bite the heretics. You have corpse starch at home

[primal tartan]

put rashuns up me nose sah

[rigid peak]

But a threat has come, the very darkness I am sworn to deny.

[last scarab]

But I’m ‘ungry sah…

[rigid peak]

Who am I?

[gloomy tartan]

We can catch rats after the mission

Those are much healthier than heretics for you big man.

[last scarab]

I got me pocket rashuns

[fossil siren]

bless you slab.

[gloomy tartan]

You have pockets?

[last scarab]

You don’t?

[primal tartan]

I got rockets

[gloomy tartan]

I just have pouches. Several pouches

[last scarab]

Rashun pouches?

[gloomy tartan]

Now your getting it

[primal tartan]

where rashuns

[twin flower]

Ring the rashun bell to geta na Ogryns Attention

[last scarab]

If you have rashuns, can we have em?

[gloomy tartan]

The psyker corpse starch tastes like dorittos cool ranch

[primal tartan]

Eating MrBeast Lunchable rashuns

[last scarab]

Funny bomb man gives weird rashuns

[last scarab]

Lunchly rashuns, somehow less healthy than corpse starch

[gloomy tartan]

ogryn eats psyker corpse starch activates third 👁️ lol

[twin flower]

you get a mentally disturbed ogryn

[fossil siren]

wasnt the last live event us collecting or destroying that?

[last scarab]

Those rashuns made me stomach hurt

[ocean widget]

no
the rations are better

[gloomy tartan]

drops ration on the floor like when you throw gold coins on the floor in assassins creed

[last scarab]

Ooh snack

[twin flower]

You get a stampede of ogryns

[gloomy tartan]

They do move in Herds 🥲

[last scarab]

To be fair, DinoNuggies the Ogryn can be easily pleased with rashuns

[gloomy tartan]

I feel like cutthroat veteran could survive on a diet of cigarettes like dale gribble

Or I guess stims since it’s war hammer

[last scarab]

You’re forgetting the beer

[gloomy tartan]

True that’s half the power

[last scarab]

They’re powered by alcoholism and the 2nd amendment

[gloomy tartan]

I like the left tree veteran image of a vet with a lmg and a cig

It goes hard

[last scarab]

I just go based off of what I think would be cool for the recon lasgun

[low blade]

Love the rightmost, since it uses the new scale of lasgun that looks great

[last scarab]

I like my BRRRRRRT

[gloomy tartan]

Ooo didn’t notice that

I like middle tree vets eye patch

[last scarab]

You’ll never take my shock trooper away from me

[jaunty path]

I should try playing solo...

[twin flower]

But why

[jaunty path]

Why not

[last scarab]

Trappers

[gloomy tartan]

I should get in a match with veterans so we can talk veteran language

[jaunty path]

Spidey sense:

[gloomy tartan]

You’re a spider woman?

[jaunty path]

I should try to play with out it though

[last scarab]

This is a veteran household, we only speak in alcoholism and gunfire

[twin flower]

Its that mod that gives danger sense like in spooderman

[last scarab]

I wish console could have mods

[gloomy tartan]

I made a party

[last scarab]

Anyways I should probably go take my meds and head to bed

[gloomy tartan]

If I get 3 veterans who want to join I’ll invite them. We can all use lasgun too 😂

[jaunty path]

Mhm. I have it on for just 3 enemies. DaemonHost, Trapper, and Poxburster. With poxburster its hard to detetermine where its coming from...but I think I can find it by just listening to ticks.

idk it makes my gaming experience better personally.

[last scarab]

I would play buts it’s 2:30 at night

[twin flower]

Get my Lasrifle

Tahts practically morning

[jaunty path]

I think it's fair with all the things fatshark fails to do.

[gloomy tartan]

You should recharge

[last scarab]

Medica- medi- med- medication

[gloomy tartan]

I have raid, stims and rotten armor havoc 22

kicks rocks

[thick fog]

Peak havoc right there

[twin flower]

NA?

[gloomy tartan]

I am from the fortress world of North America yes

[jaunty path]

cbt havoc

[twin flower]

I need like 24 more havoc missions to get muh black moebian drip

[daring surge]

any felinid girls in chat?

[gloomy tartan]

I have the moebian helm and chest armor no pants

[gloomy tartan]

Look in the mirror

[twin flower]

Isnt the pants the thing you unlock first

[gloomy tartan]

It’s reach havoc 25 for pants

[daring surge]

hahaha|| i wish||
no 😡

[gloomy tartan]

I’m stuck on 23

Chest is from havoc mastery 3

Helm from penance havoc on hand 3

[daring surge]

do any of you nerds play The Finals?

[twin flower]

Heard of it, but nah

[thick fog]

I am reaching the finals

[gloomy tartan]

What if the real finals was the friends we made along the way

[daring surge]

let me DM you real quick

[gloomy tartan]

Is the finals a vidya game?

[thick fog]

Erm actually is a game show

The true metaverse

[daring surge]

precisely a VR game show

[thick fog]

The finals wins over Vrchat smh

[daring surge]

i flirt with e-girls with my cat avatar

they love my avatar its so clutch, bitches love cats mane

[gloomy tartan]

Bitches love orbital defense systems

[daring surge]

fr

[twin flower]

They do?

[daring surge]

wait hold on what

[twin flower]

[gloomy tartan]

Do you not?

[twin flower]

I prefer smaller armaments

[daring surge]

heh, tiny

hehehe even

[ocean widget]

we gathered

[next pilot]

I dig the gangies designs

[vivid sequoia]

Bwah

[digital kestrel]

Ogryn sized revolver when

[next pilot]

Love how they look love the tattoos love the goofy ahh hairstyles

[digital kestrel]

They remind me of barbarians, I love them

[wispy wadi]

6 chamber Kekshot, give it to me

[tawny gorge]

go sleep

[jaunty path]

Starts beating you

[tawny gorge]

Starts enjoying it

[ocean widget]

you use spider sense
cringe
just stab everything and you wont need senses

[twin flower]

[left swan]

wonder when we'll see some hive scum gameplay like we got from Arbites be4 release

[digital kestrel]

eats popcorn

I think… I miss my wife 😭

(they are sleeping)

[silver mango]

holy fuckshit Vermintide is free on Steam????

[twin flower]

They?!

[digital kestrel]

Her but ya

[tawny gorge]

he has multiple wives

[twin flower]

How many wives you got

[gloomy tartan]

One for each new cadia

[digital kestrel]

1 but they are REALLY peak, better than 20 :3

[astral basin]

Clem

[tawny gorge]

could also just be the voices

[vivid sequoia]

It's def the voices

[vivid sequoia]

What do you need tech support for smh just praise the machine god harder

[tawny gorge]

@jaunty path why are you still awake

[jaunty path]

stalker

idk

[tawny gorge]

i've been stalking you for months

[ocean widget]

well you're doing a shit job mate

[prisma cypress]

[jaunty path]

Shits myself

[daring surge]

humans feel weird, feels like its animals either rejecting or accepting based on external display. short shaft? nope. small boobies? nope. wrong color? erm no

humans r weeeeiiirrddd animals

[agile oasis]

i just learned that the bright orange hair & glowing orange eyes for the psyker aren't a basegame thing but something i got for owning vermintide 2 😭

[wispy wadi]

Freak of nature 🫵 Psykers shouldn't be orange

[agile oasis]

nah bro i like my eyes fiery

[daring surge]

black guys with turquoise eyes should be irl

i know there are beautiful black people with blue eyes but im talking about neon bright turquoise eyes like the psyker. the black psyker looks so good with turquiose eyes

white people should have red eyes, red goes well into white people

[agile oasis]

what are you even talking about bro 💔

[ocean widget]

what would you know about hair

[lethal trail]

Stop ignoring deadass

[wispy wadi]

[humble laurel]

Can’t wait for Hive Ganger

[lethal trail]

Please answer in dms

[wicked kayak]

I showed you my mechadendrite please respond

[agile oasis]

not like this guy didn't instantly go "hey babe, wanna chat?" in someone's dm's and got made fun of for it in #zealot-class while they had a different pfp involving a leash 😭

[wicked kayak]

who goes to #zealot-class for a hookup smh

[hasty sky]

darktide players

[agile oasis]

beats me

[wicked kayak]

#ogryn-class so much better

[ocean widget]

Stop being a chaser dipshit

[thick fog]

The about me says it all smh

[agile oasis]

desperation is what it is

[ocean widget]

Self pitying bloody fockin wanker

[agile oasis]

go beat up some heretics scrub

[daring surge]

erm sir... sir... be kind to others

[ocean widget]

[agile oasis]

i ain't gonna be friends with someone purely because we happen to like a game series

[thick fog]

This lot should go to vrchat then, plenty of desperate and attention seekers

[agile oasis]

oh and also this
#zealot-class message

[daring surge]

just say fuck off nicely

[ocean widget]

No

[daring surge]

well then FUCK OFF

[ocean widget]

No

[daring surge]

fuck in 🤫

[ocean widget]

No

[wicked kayak]

fuck around? 😏

[ocean widget]

No

[daring surge]

fuck everyone and no one

[ocean widget]

No

[daring surge]

well then uh, fuk nutn

[ocean widget]

No

[daring surge]

oh you fucker

[wicked kayak]

lmao

fatshark needs to remove hadron from the game, it's attracting all the horny gamers 😖

[ocean widget]

@low hemlock big boi, obliterate this man

[thick fog]

We getting more of them with female gangers coming

Gangers is gonna bring plenty of new people turning bisexual, or gay, or lesbian

[wicked kayak]

teeth fetish

[agile oasis]

not with the current darktide face lineup

[thick fog]

Nah I am going in with the ugly ones too

[agile oasis]

2 relatively pretty female faces + male faces that rarely don't look like dried raisins without facial hair

[thick fog]

If all Ogryns can be beautiful no matter their look so can humans

[wispy wadi]

Hive Scum injecting the gay agenda queer into your veins

[agile oasis]

i know we're ex-convicts but c'mon fatshark give us a few new faces

[wispy wadi]

Use full helmets

[agile oasis]

hell give us a vermintide cosmetic pack #2 with vt cast's faces

[wispy wadi]

showing your face is weak get some breathing gear on

[hasty sky]

I know Krall is the only hairdresser on the ship but I wouldn't mind seeing a larger variety of hairstyles

[gloomy tartan]

Wish me luck on this havoc friends

[agile oasis]

lack of helmet means plot armor

[thick fog]

Mandated EDICT: Spending 3 days at latrine duty with no food and sleep.... no respirator

[wispy wadi]

Don't know if he is doing hairstyles so much as removing and replacing your scalp

[hasty sky]

tomato tomato

[wispy wadi]

Hey at least that explains the spotty work and all

[hasty sky]

he is a MASTER SCULPTOR after all

[wicked kayak]

me having to maintain birthrates in 40k 😨

[agile oasis]

same

there's only a few good haircuts in the game like who the fuck is gonna wear the one that's like 2 extremely chopped dreadlocks, one on the side and one as a poor lad's mohawk

wish general chat allowed embeds ugh

[agile oasis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1065349166265536584/1442118721815580722/image.png?ex=69244538&is=6922f3b8&hm=b0684668694265f25187465a3cc87cb49d906c2f8ef7a673c824eb9d1c7df441&
i mean this one

[hasty sky]

I tried wearing that long bob that's shaven bald at the back half and ended up switching because I'd burst out laughing every time the camera went into 3rd person

shitpost of a haircut

[wispy wadi]

said it before but I would take the flamers head on just to burn the hair of my head. Keeping a clean shave is horror

[agile oasis]

you literally have 4 flavors of being bald.

[thick fog]

I think they should allow only the real users like us

[wispy wadi]

The "real" ones being the most deranged?

[agile oasis]

the vt2 cosmetic pack's supposed sienna hair looks nothing alike sienna's haircut

it looks like a fucking paintbrush

[wispy wadi]

Gotta show "havov survivor" or whatever titles to get embedd rights

[agile oasis]

meanwhile kerillian's hair is like one of my fav dt haircuts

looks awesome on zealot imo

[lethal trail]

Is why Poland worst country bru

[thick fog]

I am the worst

[lethal trail]

Die in hell

[agile oasis]

bro beefing with my country over me not wanting to be friends with a chaser 💔

[hasty sky]

🥀

[thick fog]

I can't die in hell, if I already belong in hell

[spiral fog]

get your head lasered

[forest folio]

Still no hotshot

[agile oasis]

wonder if the hive ganger hair colors will be usable on other classes

need me ourple zealot

[hasty sky]

I hope so but I'm assuming all the char customization would be ganger exclusive

[thick fog]

Hyped for the new hair colours but would be sad if not available for others

Could understand the direction but still be a sad day

[hasty sky]

inb4 fatshark hits us with an underbaked hair and face DLC several months from now

[thick fog]

Gangers have more freedom than the ex convicts

[novel marlin]

Well, yeah because they ignore the regulations

And Ogryns can literally stick a buzz saw into their skull

[agile oasis]

which is peak

[thick fog]

Peak 40k fantasy

Something other games can't do smh

[agile oasis]

are you sure

borderlands 2 did it first

[thick fog]

40k games I mean